1. So... Good evening.Copy !req
2. Good evening. May I introduce myself?
My name is Këppl.Copy !req
3. The problem is that wherever I go, nobody
greets me properly.Copy !req
4. Unfortunately, you are not the only
not welcomed properly.Copy !req
5. You arrive somewhere. And this...
Nobody does that.Copy !req
6. It has completely disappeared.
Obviously, this is out of fashion.Copy !req
7. I wonder:
Is there an equivalent?Copy !req
8. There is nothing like the classic
handshake, shaking hands.Copy !req
9. I understand that this is a problem,
because of... Well yes.Copy !req
10. But they should do this...
A little higher.Copy !req
11. It would be nice? If you do this...
- I understand exactly what you mean.Copy !req
12. But that's neither fish nor fowl.
- That's true.Copy !req
13. I spit on you.
You have to do like this.Copy !req
14. That's no problem. You always have
a handkerchief in your pocket.Copy !req
15. If you had it in your hand,
it would be called a towel.Copy !req
16. The population
really surprised me.Copy !req
17. I really did everything I could...Copy !req
18. to, on this ground
desecrated by the enemy...Copy !req
19. destroy the foundations of life.Copy !req
20. In principle, the German people
should have ceased to exist.Copy !req
21. But, I realize
now, it's still there.Copy !req
22. I find it incomprehensible.Copy !req
23. On the other hand...Copy !req
24. I'm also here.Copy !req
25. I understand that even less.Copy !req
26. The enemy seems to have paused.Copy !req
27. Above me there is no enemy aircraft seen.Copy !req
28. I can not hear the thunder of artillery.Copy !req
29. A bird moves,
through the branches of a tree.Copy !req
30. He chirps. He sings.Copy !req
31. I am in good physical condition.
I am healthy.Copy !req
32. Apart from the headache.Copy !req
33. Does Doenitz also lies here?Copy !req
34. Who is this loser?
- All right, sir?Copy !req
35. Oh, youth.
They are the future.Copy !req
36. Young people seem muted.
That is understandable.Copy !req
37. It is an unusual twist
in the life of an immature man...Copy !req
38. Coming face to the Führer.Copy !req
39. Where is Bormann?
- Who is it?Copy !req
40. Bormann, Martin.
- Never heard of.Copy !req
41. What does it look like?
- As a government leader, good God.Copy !req
42. Coming?
The shooting is not finished.Copy !req
43. Yes, we are coming.Copy !req
44. Hitler Youthful Ronaldo.Copy !req
45. Where is the road?Copy !req
46. Dude, what a moron.Copy !req
47. That concludes Berlin-Mitte.Copy !req
48. We go to Hellersdorf, where the
need probably is even higher.Copy !req
49. I have to return to the Führer bunker.Copy !req
50. Apparently the present youth cannot
help me with that.Copy !req
51. The rubble is gone.Copy !req
52. But people seem to have
gone completely crazy.Copy !req
53. Have I missed the final victory
because I was in a coma?Copy !req
54. I need more information about my situation.Copy !req
55. How do I join the Chancellery?Copy !req
56. Where is the Chancellery?Copy !req
57. Nice to meet you.
To hell with Hitler!Copy !req
58. What are you doing? What's this?
- A picture.Copy !req
59. Where is the Chancellery?
- Go away.Copy !req
60. Tell me where it is.
The fate of the German people is at stake.Copy !req
61. Are you crazy? I can not speak,
I mime.Copy !req
62. Find your own place, man. Get out.Copy !req
63. This is undeniable.
The situation here is out of control.Copy !req
64. Finally, a familiar element!
A German mother with a stroller.Copy !req
65. Madame. What date is it?Copy !req
66. Talk!Copy !req
67. What year is it?Copy !req
68. One minute!Copy !req
69. Hands off, you idiot.Copy !req
70. Hello.Copy !req
71. Someone is happy.Copy !req
72. When I see you,
you always make me laugh.Copy !req
73. From joy.
Not because of your look.Copy !req
74. How am I?
- All black. It is a sad color.Copy !req
75. And when we laugh, we...Copy !req
76. God, a rat!Copy !req
77. It's Jackie.
- You can not bring a rat to the office!Copy !req
78. Only today.
He has to go to the vet.Copy !req
79. It is sick?
- A common cold.Copy !req
80. She is pregnant.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
81. His big belly there.
- Those are his nuts.Copy !req
82. Rats have a bag full of nuts?Copy !req
83. A TV channel is like a ship.
It can withstand storms...Copy !req
84. if it has a good helmsman.Copy !req
85. So far, Christoph Sensenbrink
was a good department head.Copy !req
86. Now we need...Copy !req
87. A long-term solution.Copy !req
88. Ladies and gentlemen, my name...Copy !req
89. Katja Bellini.Copy !req
90. Super
- Good luck.Copy !req
91. I wish you good luck.
And do not make mistakes.Copy !req
92. Hopefully not. Thank you for
this opportunity and confidence.Copy !req
93. I look forward to working with you all.Copy !req
94. So I say, cast off,
and to work.Copy !req
95. Mr. Kärrner,
you really believe...Copy !req
96. Christoph,
you're still deputy director.Copy !req
97. Deputy. Good.Copy !req
98. Congratulations.
- Thanks, that's nice.Copy !req
99. Mr. Sensenbrink wanted to talk to you.Copy !req
100. Another dirty rat.Copy !req
101. Sensenbrink, I mean.
Horrible.Copy !req
102. When you type in the word asshole in
Wikipedia, what do you get?Copy !req
103. You get the definition of the definition of an asshole.
And soon a picture of me.Copy !req
104. Follow me.Copy !req
105. You can not just fire me?Copy !req
106. This is cost saving.Copy !req
107. And freelancers are, alas, alas, alas
the first victims.Copy !req
108. Sawatzki, look at it this way.Copy !req
109. You wanted to become a great director.
Now you finally get the chance.Copy !req
110. I have new material. A blast.Copy !req
111. - A blast? Shoot!Copy !req
112. Children ghettos.
Alcoholic father. Very sad.Copy !req
113. But there remains a glimmer of hope.Copy !req
114. And that hope is football.Copy !req
115. You feel better?Copy !req
116. What year is this?Copy !req
117. 2014. You expected what?
1945?Copy !req
118. I have to...Copy !req
119. Sit.
- It's a kidnapping?Copy !req
120. Good one!Copy !req
121. Is this a dirty trick by
an enemy secret service?Copy !req
122. But they should create a new world...Copy !req
123. In which I can move freely.
A parallel world.Copy !req
124. No, that is unthinkable.Copy !req
125. The enemy would send something better
than this stupid newspaper farmer.Copy !req
126. I should kill him, to be sure.
- Eat a little, for the blood circulation.Copy !req
127. Go.
Otherwise you will fail again.Copy !req
128. Factory pressed grain.Copy !req
129. There is always a shortage of bread?Copy !req
130. Are you shooting somewhere around here?Copy !req
131. Shooting?Copy !req
132. Yes, for the television.
A documentary or something.Copy !req
133. You always walk like this?
- Actually, yes.Copy !req
134. It's surprisingly sweet.Copy !req
135. It's crazy.Copy !req
136. Your presence.Copy !req
137. You could say you're him.
- I am who?Copy !req
138. The Führer.
- I am the Führer.Copy !req
139. Are you crazy?Copy !req
140. Do you have the Volkischer Beobachter
or Stürmer?Copy !req
141. Those are already long gone.
- Give me Panzerbär.Copy !req
142. These are almost all Turkish.
- I have many Turkish customers.Copy !req
143. The Turks in Berlin?Copy !req
144. While the Ottoman Empire
changed the course of the war.Copy !req
145. I never thought the Turks were
capable of that.Copy !req
146. Our destiny is written?Copy !req
147. Who determines our destiny?Copy !req
148. I'd like to know too.Copy !req
149. I never hoped that fate would
brought you here at my door.Copy !req
150. What are you saying?
- Well, that fate...Copy !req
151. That's it. Fate.Copy !req
152. Fate.Copy !req
153. Who else could bring fate back?Copy !req
154. Fate so.
He told me to continue my fight.Copy !req
155. My fate is not easy either.
- Silence!Copy !req
156. The first step
is to obtain information.Copy !req
157. And we find enough
in newsstands.Copy !req
158. Obviously, people believe I'm dead.Copy !req
159. And many enthusiasts have tried in vain...Copy !req
160. to explain my achievements to the public.Copy !req
161. The war is not won.Copy !req
162. Russia shared the land
with the West, such as Poland.Copy !req
163. The FRG is now led by an awkward woman...Copy !req
164. With the appearance of a weeping willow.Copy !req
165. She works with the Bavarian Christian drinkers...Copy !req
166. To form a pitiful copy of
National Socialism.Copy !req
167. When I see the SPD,
I get tears in my eyes.Copy !req
168. Paul Lobe, Friedrich Ebert, Otto Wels.Copy !req
169. The major villains!Copy !req
170. They can take our lives, but not our honor.Copy !req
171. Now the SPD is now led by a
damp rag and a fattened chicken.Copy !req
172. Work for change.
- The only hope...Copy !req
173. is this wacky Green Party.Copy !req
174. The industrialization after the war...Copy !req
175. has damaged the land, the air,
soil and man.Copy !req
176. The Greens now want to
protect the German land.Copy !req
177. Okay.Copy !req
178. Reject nuclear energy after
few incidents was nonsense.Copy !req
179. We need uranium for weapons.Copy !req
180. Even Poland still exists.
And that in Germany.Copy !req
181. This whole war was useless.Copy !req
182. As far as I'm concerned,
you can stay a few nights here.Copy !req
183. As long as if you do not steal my booth.Copy !req
184. Listen, do I look like a criminal?Copy !req
185. You look like Adolf Hitler.
- Exactly.Copy !req
186. The hot spot of Berlin.
Here, young people have serious problems.Copy !req
187. But there remains a glimmer of hope,
and that's football.Copy !req
188. Fabian, I believe in you.Copy !req
189. All thugs.Copy !req
190. With a successful film, they would accept
me again immediately.Copy !req
191. Who is it?
- It's me, mom.Copy !req
192. No, in the background.Copy !req
193. It looks like Hitler, right?Copy !req
194. Right in Berlin.Copy !req
195. That's a scoop.Copy !req
196. What smell, good God.Copy !req
197. Put the other displays outside.Copy !req
198. Now I even have to work.
- You sit all day!Copy !req
199. Yesterday I moved the 12th Army...Copy !req
200. Now it is a newspaper stand!Copy !req
201. Is that you that smells?Copy !req
202. You should bring it
to the drycleaners.Copy !req
203. PinarbasiCopy !req
204. Good day, see you next week.
- Thank you. Goodbye.Copy !req
205. I'm listening.
- I want to clean my uniform.Copy !req
206. Can I?Copy !req
207. What a smell.Copy !req
208. You take out everything?
- Yes all.Copy !req
209. Everything must be clean.Copy !req
210. No, not the pants.
Keep it.Copy !req
211. But it is...
- No. Put it back.Copy !req
212. It is dirty.
- What should I do?Copy !req
213. Clean it.
- Sorry.Copy !req
214. Coats and pants.Copy !req
215. A man's pants.Copy !req
216. And underpants.
- I do not do shorts.Copy !req
217. Clean the drawers too,
please.Copy !req
218. I can not walk like that in town.Copy !req
219. So it will be pants, three euros...Copy !req
220. Here's your ticket.
Tomorrow what time?Copy !req
221. What time? Tomorrow?Copy !req
222. What time? What time do you mean?Copy !req
223. Ten, eleven...
- Early. When do you open?Copy !req
224. Nine.
- Nine o'clock.Copy !req
225. That early?
Please, a little later.Copy !req
226. When?
- Twelve o'clock. Please.Copy !req
227. I can not go out this way.
- I know.Copy !req
228. Do you have another uniform for me?Copy !req
229. Come.
- What is going on?Copy !req
230. Who is it?
- He looked for you everywhere.Copy !req
231. From the TV.
A trade chain, right?Copy !req
232. Sawatzki, Fabian.
- Hitler, Adolf.Copy !req
233. From the German Reich.Copy !req
234. He says you have a program?Copy !req
235. Of course I have a program.
- Say it.Copy !req
236. From 5:45pm we shoot back.
Something like that?Copy !req
237. If you quote my speech
surely you know the rest.Copy !req
238. There is something else?
- I listen.Copy !req
239. From now on, it will be
a bomb for a bomb.Copy !req
240. What do you know about Poland?Copy !req
241. Poland's capital is Warsaw.Copy !req
242. It is in all encyclopedia.
Even a moth knows that.Copy !req
243. But the true knowledge?
You have 1.4 million men.Copy !req
244. And just 30 days for the victory.
- Why 30?Copy !req
245. Where do you attack?Copy !req
246. How will you remember the Romanians?
- Romanians?Copy !req
247. Oh, sorry.
Who cares about the Romanians?Copy !req
248. Geneneral Sawatzki looks neither left nor right,
he walks straight ahead.Copy !req
249. He walks straight ahead.
Poland is an easy enemy.Copy !req
250. But what happens?Copy !req
251. All of a sudden our army
has holes in the back.Copy !req
252. And the blood of German heroes
flows through these holes.Copy !req
253. Our general forgot the
alliance between Poland and Romania?Copy !req
254. You'll never find the path of
Poland, with some army whatsoever!Copy !req
255. You do not even find the way to your own
uniform.Copy !req
256. On the contrary, I always know
where my uniform is.Copy !req
257. At the drycleaners.Copy !req
258. Sorry. You had me there.Copy !req
259. You had prepared this, huh?Copy !req
260. Off course.
Since June, it was all planned.Copy !req
261. It's obvious. Fortunately,
I found you. This is my chance.Copy !req
262. This is your chance.Copy !req
263. You'll walk in contemporary Germany
I follow you with my camera.Copy !req
264. I like that idea.Copy !req
265. You will get your uniform
tomorrow, eh?Copy !req
266. Course.Copy !req
267. This is a flash cleaning.Copy !req
268. Blitzkrieg.Copy !req
269. Lord, I'm sorry.
It's very embarrassing.Copy !req
270. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
271. You were right.Copy !req
272. It is really apart.Copy !req
273. And it does not play a role.
He's just him.Copy !req
274. Who are you talking about?
- Adolf Hitler.Copy !req
275. Oh.Copy !req
276. All I need is money.Copy !req
277. I do not need a lot...Copy !req
278. Just a little.Copy !req
279. Mom, it's a good investment.Copy !req
280. You need your car this week?Copy !req
281. Is this the vehicle?Copy !req
282. But this is not a good vehicle.
- I know, it's not...Copy !req
283. It has no anti-mine armor.
- I have clothes.Copy !req
284. I should condemn you to
the firing squad for this.Copy !req
285. Why are you laughing?
You find it funny?Copy !req
286. In such moments, I miss my SS.
Let's go.Copy !req
287. You must still pay the newspaper
and chocolate. It's 26,40 euros.Copy !req
288. 26 euros? Lol.Copy !req
289. You have done a great service to your country.Copy !req
290. You can tell your grandchildren
about this achievement.Copy !req
291. It is priceless. It fits you well.Copy !req
292. How do you call yourself?Copy !req
293. Adolf Hitler.
I have already told you!Copy !req
294. Yes, really.Copy !req
295. What a coincidence.Copy !req
296. You have a real name?
I say 'What a coincidence'.Copy !req
297. But you look really like him.
The mustache, the hair.Copy !req
298. Your way of speaking.
Everything is the same.Copy !req
299. And your look is totally different.Copy !req
300. You are right again.Copy !req
301. The Führer in northern Germany.Copy !req
302. A Sylt,
swept by winds and waves.Copy !req
303. Here it is, the Führer.Copy !req
304. He looks at the sea. And
thinks maybe of England.Copy !req
305. Those who are going through a creative crisis
do weird suggestions.Copy !req
306. Sawatzki
wanted to film 'The Führer In The Bank...Copy !req
307. Or 'The Führer To The Sea'.
Preferably jersey.Copy !req
308. Goebbels would have turned in his grave.Copy !req
309. A problem with the TV?Copy !req
310. It's a TV?Copy !req
311. What an advanced technology.Copy !req
312. What a fantastic way for propaganda.Copy !req
313. Why this cooking show?Copy !req
314. There must be more interesting things
in the world than cooking?Copy !req
315. Obviously not at this time.Copy !req
316. Favorite dish Eileen:
red jelly and vanilla fruit.Copy !req
317. What a delight...
- Delicious...Copy !req
318. The pudding is...
- And with my best friend.Copy !req
319. I had hoped for some sex,
but there was nothing.Copy !req
320. I threatened my lawyer...
- What nonsense!Copy !req
321. And this matron who grants
with a straight face.Copy !req
322. Fortunately Goebbels
did not see that!Copy !req
323. My wife greased you
the leg too.Copy !req
324. You want to reap these
garbage with a gun DCA 8.8.Copy !req
325. The theme that I was going to get in my
telefilms was needed.Copy !req
326. Politics.Copy !req
327. Are interviewed people across the country.Copy !req
328. On current topics,
and sensitive subjects.Copy !req
329. That's it.
I would say the big downside is wages.Copy !req
330. You have the feeling of having voice
chapter in democracy?Copy !req
331. No. I do not vote on principle.Copy !req
332. I think that the elections are rigged
Because nothing changes.Copy !req
333. I come from the former East Germany.Copy !req
334. We had an X
where needed.Copy !req
335. Here is the same. Now the X
are placed elsewhere. Really.Copy !req
336. Everyone is afraid to speak.Copy !req
337. We can not say anything.
If it gets treated xenophobic.Copy !req
338. Foreign children are a nuisance.
They throw stuff out the window.Copy !req
339. When I interposed
parents threaten me.Copy !req
340. Exactly. I'll address that.Copy !req
341. Can I take a picture of you?Copy !req
342. My name is Annett by the way.
- Adolf.Copy !req
343. I knew.
The democracy had little effect on people.Copy !req
344. But we can change that.
- How, for example?Copy !req
345. The labor camps.
- Indeed.Copy !req
346. I am well.
- Me too.Copy !req
347. I say things as they are.
- Of course. I'll take care of the camps.Copy !req
348. I will.
- I will help you.Copy !req
349. We also have this problem in Germany.Copy !req
350. What problem?Copy !req
351. All these bearded suspects
should be thrown out.Copy !req
352. No matter where.Copy !req
353. With them?
- Some were born here.Copy !req
354. You still have to return them.
- At their home?Copy !req
355. Where they want.
- Who are you thinking?Copy !req
356. To these Salafists.Copy !req
357. Yes, outside.Copy !req
358. The suppressed anger and discontent of the population
remind me of 1930.Copy !req
359. But at the time this term did not exist suitableCopy !req
360. Disenchantment with politics...Copy !req
361. Who knows humans, like animals.Copy !req
362. - That's right.Copy !req
363. What do you think of
the problems of Germany?Copy !req
364. More and more migrants arrive.Copy !req
365. You do not like me.Copy !req
366. But we little people can do nothingCopy !req
367. If many small people, men and women
cooperate...Copy !req
368. To elect a big strong man?
So we can change things.Copy !req
369. It's true.Copy !req
370. The mixture of races is not good either.Copy !req
371. Take the German shepherd.
A dog breed.Copy !req
372. If the shepherd mates with
a dachshund, what do you get?Copy !req
373. A shepherd-dachshund.Copy !req
374. And what air he has?
- Comique.Copy !req
375. Imagine two shepherds dachshunds
mate.Copy !req
376. It will never give a shepherd.
And the shepherd will be gone.Copy !req
377. Exact
- The race will disappear.Copy !req
378. And this is what happens in Germany.Copy !req
379. IQ people from Africa...Copy !req
380. And I speak only of Africa,
arriving in Germany...Copy !req
381. Ranges on average between 40 and 50.Copy !req
382. Germany had more than 80.Copy !req
383. IQ over 80?
- Sometimes higher. In Germany.Copy !req
384. And it is how much now?Copy !req
385. I think IQ is now about 60.
Up.Copy !req
386. More migrants arrive...Copy !req
387. More IQ will decrease?
- That is true.Copy !req
388. Right.
- That's how it is.Copy !req
389. I'll tell you one thing. If necessary,
I will take it to my country.Copy !req
390. A few keywords as bait
sufficed.Copy !req
391. And they bit the bait.Copy !req
392. There was no Ebola before.Copy !req
393. Now all these people landed,
and it was our first victim of Ebola.Copy !req
394. Off course.
And this is due to what, according to you?Copy !req
395. In fact we Germans
do not speak up.Copy !req
396. Because the stigmas are still present.Copy !req
397. I have to be honest with you,
I do not agree with that.Copy !req
398. I am very determined.
I am not an extremist...Copy !req
399. But I will always vote to right.Copy !req
400. Politicians are lining their own pockets.Copy !req
401. I'm surprised that the millions of people like you...Copy !req
402. Do not go to parliament with pitchforks:
'What are you doing with my money?'Copy !req
403. But the Germans are not
revolutionaries.Copy !req
404. Would you follow me?Copy !req
405. The timing is wrong.
I have to work.Copy !req
406. Why the mustache?
- The war.Copy !req
407. It had to fit into my gas mask.Copy !req
408. How was it before?Copy !req
409. A large mustache,
as were Wilhelm?Copy !req
410. Far.
- Exactly.Copy !req
411. You had one too?
- Yes, but I cut it.Copy !req
412. For it to enter the mask.
- Good story.Copy !req
413. We will give you a dog.
- Yes. Nice big shepherd.Copy !req
414. Yes. Yes exactly.Copy !req
415. Is there anything else he can do but run?
- He can sit, lie down...Copy !req
416. I breed dogs especially for families.Copy !req
417. My dogs are my children.Copy !req
418. My problem child.
I found him...Copy !req
419. It is cute, this little pooch.Copy !req
420. Come to your uncle.Copy !req
421. My little treasure.
Tonton has always loved dogs.Copy !req
422. It's adorable.
Can we borrow a dog?Copy !req
423. No. I do not know you.
I must be able to trust people.Copy !req
424. They are very sensitive.
- We'll take good care of him.Copy !req
425. The Führer loves animals.
He gets along well with them.Copy !req
426. They come to him...
- Get off me, dirty mutt!Copy !req
427. When you're on the road,
animals come to him...Copy !req
428. Was it absolutely necessary?Copy !req
429. Yes. It is the only language he understoodCopy !req
430. Give me that gun.
- No. It belongs to me.Copy !req
431. You can not walk you
with that.Copy !req
432. You may skid,
by doing so.Copy !req
433. I keep it.Copy !req
434. What is that noise?Copy !req
435. What is it? This noise?Copy !req
436. This is hip hop.Copy !req
437. Nigga, nigga. What does it talk about?Copy !req
438. It's a compliment, more or less.Copy !req
439. A compliment?Copy !req
440. Bullshit. Negro is an insult
for Black, even a child knows that.Copy !req
441. You think I was born yesterday?Copy !req
442. 'Negro' means friend,
bro... Just nigga. Mate.Copy !req
443. Ami? Nigga?Copy !req
444. Hey, nigga.Copy !req
445. How are you, nigga?
- Keep it. Stop.Copy !req
446. What is it, nigga?
- No, stop it.Copy !req
447. Pull yourself.Copy !req
448. A real coward degenerate.Copy !req
449. But wait.
I will make you a man.Copy !req
450. It's only a dead dog.Copy !req
451. Must send it by registered
- Later. Not now.Copy !req
452. Again this accursed fly.Copy !req
453. Sawatzki, what do you want?Copy !req
454. I turn a movie.
We will be a hit.Copy !req
455. No, please.
Let me a chance.Copy !req
456. You'll love it. Otherwise,
I never embeterai you.Copy !req
457. Let me another chance.
- Fine, but this is the last.Copy !req
458. Thank you.
It was a small problem.Copy !req
459. It has almost no money.
I have to cover my costs...Copy !req
460. The connection is bad.Copy !req
461. You shake your phone.
And you stutter.Copy !req
462. What have you done?Copy !req
463. I wanted to swat a fly.
- This is the car of my mother.Copy !req
464. Are you nuts?
There was no money.Copy !req
465. What will we do?
- Quit your whining.Copy !req
466. What became I'd
if I had not done policy?Copy !req
467. Painter.Copy !req
468. Hello.
You want us to do your portrait?Copy !req
469. What?
- A portrait.Copy !req
470. On Hitler?
- No, you.Copy !req
471. I'm done.Copy !req
472. Is this a joke? A caricature?Copy !req
473. Absolutely you.Copy !req
474. Do you like it?
- Yes.Copy !req
475. I'm afraid I have to say no.
- How do you see yourself?Copy !req
476. As a vagabond.Copy !req
477. I have done my best.
This is what happens to stray.Copy !req
478. And now the tears you pour.Copy !req
479. Hang the picture to your wall, and you hang
next.Copy !req
480. If in 2014 someone
arrived in the central square of Beirut...Copy !req
481. And imitates Hitler,
and if the public tolerate this...Copy !req
482. Then this is negative for Germany.Copy !req
483. If it were up to me,
I would get fired.Copy !req
484. How it, no money?Copy !req
485. You are married, Sawatzki?
- No.Copy !req
486. That's what I thought.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
487. To seduce women, it takes
courage. And you do not have one.Copy !req
488. It does not seduce women
hesitantly.Copy !req
489. Must gather all his strength, and then
to attack.Copy !req
490. You could write a book Hitler: Mein Kampf
With My Wife.Copy !req
491. I like you, Sawatzki.Copy !req
492. Come.
Touch closing.Copy !req
493. You dare not? Come.Copy !req
494. It's nothing.Copy !req
495. I felt nothing.Copy !req
496. It's wonderful.Copy !req
497. You should have known me
in the 30s.Copy !req
498. I thought, 'I know'.Copy !req
499. We just say: It looks like...
- Hitler.Copy !req
500. Exactly.Copy !req
501. It's me.
- You like the CSU?Copy !req
502. Anymore.
- Who do you prefer?Copy !req
503. I would form a coalition with the GreensCopy !req
504. It would be nice.
- The environment is like the motherland.Copy !req
505. Protecting the environment is good,
and it is a Christian value.Copy !req
506. Before, everything was not bad.
- No, we can not say that.Copy !req
507. Politics has all screwed up.
- Do not whine about the past.Copy !req
508. Si. We must learn from it.
It can never happen.Copy !req
509. This time we will do good things.Copy !req
510. This is a naive idea.
- Not at all.Copy !req
511. We will do things well.
- No naive.Copy !req
512. Will you support me?
- It is excluded.Copy !req
513. I do not support you.
- You have a pen?Copy !req
514. I would note address.Copy !req
515. For the first wave of arrests.
Then we'll see.Copy !req
516. I'm not afraid at all.Copy !req
517. Germany, I love you!Copy !req
518. It stings.Copy !req
519. It must undress?
- It burns...Copy !req
520. Damn Germany.
All Nazi screwed.Copy !req
521. You let say that?Copy !req
522. Dirty traitor.
- Hang him.Copy !req
523. Here's what happens to parasites.Copy !req
524. Down Germany.
- Do not tolerate it. Catch it.Copy !req
525. Take me a picture with Hitler.
- Yes, you and Hitler.Copy !req
526. I love Hitler.Copy !req
527. Can I hug you?
- Willingly.Copy !req
528. Hitler ride.Copy !req
529. A selfie with Hitler.
- He too watched 'The Fall'.Copy !req
530. It has not aged.
- They are filming.Copy !req
531. Sawatzki, you scare me.
Really.Copy !req
532. It already has a million views for the video.Copy !req
533. How?
- More than a million.Copy !req
534. And I have other pictures.
- Not question.Copy !req
535. It is shameless. Challenging.
It's... Wham!Copy !req
536. In full pear...
sorry.Copy !req
537. What do you think?Copy !req
538. Have you told anyone else?Copy !req
539. Good.
Give me the number and images.Copy !req
540. No need. He's there.
- Who?Copy !req
541. Sensen...Copy !req
542. Brink. Hello.Copy !req
543. Sawatzki, can you come?Copy !req
544. This is not a circus. Again, since your
franc has not fallen:Copy !req
545. Barre yourself crazy with this.
- Do not go there.Copy !req
546. You can not...Copy !req
547. Sensenbrink, one is desperate at this point?
- Not you.Copy !req
548. I think you're right.
- About what?Copy !req
549. The situation is desperate.
Sauvons Germany together.Copy !req
550. Okay. Good idea. Come.
- One minute.Copy !req
551. How do you save Germany?Copy !req
552. You drink coffee?Copy !req
553. Occasionally.Copy !req
554. You there.Copy !req
555. You drink coffee?
- Yes.Copy !req
556. Where did it come from?
- Starbucks usual.Copy !req
557. Who is responsible for that?Copy !req
558. All these products preservatives?
Certainly not Mr. Starbuck.Copy !req
559. It remains in the shadows.
No one wants to take responsibility.Copy !req
560. For that we will have to change that.
A head, body and soul.Copy !req
561. Germany must know:Copy !req
562. Highway
was not designed by a moron!Copy !req
563. No, it was the Führer.Copy !req
564. When you eat bread, you know
it comes from the baker.Copy !req
565. If you invade the rest of the Czech Republic
It was the Führer.Copy !req
566. You have prepared this?Copy !req
567. Why, Ms. Bellini?Copy !req
568. My firm conviction allows me
to draw the right conclusions.Copy !req
569. Epatant.
Find the right size for this man.Copy !req
570. One more thing, sir...
- Hitler.Copy !req
571. We agree that
the theme of the Jews is not funny?Copy !req
572. You are absolutely right.Copy !req
573. I have rarely met
women as formidable.Copy !req
574. Riefenstahl was one.
Bellini is in the same mold.Copy !req
575. With its strong body,
it stands straight.Copy !req
576. She is alert, always ready
to react quickly and appropriately.Copy !req
577. As a wolf ambush.Copy !req
578. When it is stretched, it pulls harder
on its electronic cigarette.Copy !req
579. But other than that, it has everything in hand.
An admirable woman.Copy !req
580. It happened how?
- As expected.Copy !req
581. How did it go?
- What?Copy !req
582. Inside.
- Oh yes. Well, well, well.Copy !req
583. So you return to me?
I bubbling with ideas.Copy !req
584. I will contact you.
- Re-engage me.Copy !req
585. If I go with Hitler.Copy !req
586. Okay. I'll try to find you
a rewarding job.Copy !req
587. This is temporary, said Sensenbrink.
Until a vacancy.Copy !req
588. But this new actor
really stands apart.Copy !req
589. I have trouble believing
it is not true.Copy !req
590. I know.Copy !req
591. And it is you who discovered?Copy !req
592. You want a coffee with me
one of these four?Copy !req
593. Sorry, but every time
I see...Copy !req
594. You see what I mean?
- No.Copy !req
595. But if you go out with me...
no worries.Copy !req
596. You are friends of Franziska?Copy !req
597. Obviously.Copy !req
598. And you are Emo?
Or Gothic, or how do you say?Copy !req
599. No, we Satanists.Copy !req
600. SuperCopy !req
601. Here Fabian grandmother.
- I will not sign anything.Copy !req
602. You do not have to.
Where are the tea bags?Copy !req
603. What a lovely interior.Copy !req
604. Delicious, this cake. You did it?Copy !req
605. Why do you take his head?Copy !req
606. She suffers from dementia.
And you ask...Copy !req
607. If she made a
cake with almonds and strawberries.Copy !req
608. You're sadistic?
- No.Copy !req
609. Your new kingdom...
You Can...Copy !req
610. Here Hitler, here Michael.
You allow?Copy !req
611. It works.
- What is it?Copy !req
612. Go laugh there.
- I can come back later?Copy !req
613. We'll see.Copy !req
614. I come for you later
for training.Copy !req
615. I do not need training.Copy !req
616. Call it focus.
- No need either.Copy !req
617. If modern television...
- I would like a typewriter.Copy !req
618. Krömeier. It will help you.
- I'm a pro.Copy !req
619. Hello, sir.
- No sir. It's Mein Führer.Copy !req
620. And greet me properly.
- I knew it. I can play a role.Copy !req
621. Hello, Mein Führer.
- Lower hand.Copy !req
622. Must shout it?
Or shout it differently?Copy !req
623. Do me a favor,
and stop shouting.Copy !req
624. He's right. Play the secretary,
and connect it to the world.Copy !req
625. Then she showed me one of the most beautiful
inventions of mankind.Copy !req
626. Computer. At the time,
it was not my thing.Copy !req
627. For the troops, it was too big.Copy !req
628. But then the computers are
become smaller and compact.Copy !req
629. Then Douglas Engelbart arrived
and invented the mouse.Copy !req
630. Don nose it to me.Copy !req
631. With this, moving the cursor on the screen
Try.Copy !req
632. With the mouse?
- Double left click.Copy !req
633. You do that very well,
for the first time.Copy !req
634. What name will we use
for your emails?Copy !req
635. Mine, of course.Copy !req
636. These your real name?
- No of course not.Copy !req
637. I'm Shmuel Rosenzweig.
- Good. That's cool, Shmuel.Copy !req
638. You write with 'ch'?
- I was joking, Miss Krômeier.Copy !req
639. Adolf Hitler already exists.
- Someone usurps my name!Copy !req
640. Another name, then?
- A pseudonym, right?Copy !req
641. Kind of.
- Well, use...Copy !req
642. Use Wolf. Wolf... Wolfsschanze.Copy !req
643. Wolfsschanze 6 is available.
- I'm not Wolfsschanze 6.Copy !req
644. That was his name again?
Obersalzbach?Copy !req
645. Obersalzberg. Berg.Copy !req
646. Try '
New Reich Chancellery'. I always liked it.Copy !req
647. And she showed me something else.
A technological miracle: the Internet!Copy !req
648. Type a word you want.Copy !req
649. World Supremacy. Look.
All this concerns the world supremacy.Copy !req
650. Great, huh?Copy !req
651. The name Wikipedia already
illustrates the inventiveness of Arians.Copy !req
652. Pedia as in encyclopedia...Copy !req
653. Wiki and as in
thirst for exploration of the Vikings.Copy !req
654. You cry, Mein Führer?
- No.Copy !req
655. I'll cry too.Copy !req
656. I know guys like
Sensenbrink.Copy !req
657. Sensenbrink hope I have succeeded.Copy !req
658. But it is only an accessory
success.Copy !req
659. So he dreads the moment
where success eludes him...Copy !req
660. And where it is not
an accessory thereof.Copy !req
661. An insured fiasco.
Hitler in prime time?Copy !req
662. The Jewish Council we will fall
on the back.Copy !req
663. Bellini boot you train.
- Wait.Copy !req
664. I'll put Hitler in the show 'Hi, old man! '.Copy !req
665. The TV critics go
make trouble.Copy !req
666. This thing with Hitler
will complete Katja Bellini!Copy !req
667. Asylum seekers, gypsies,
minorities, I like it.Copy !req
668. Jews, foreigners, homosexuals
and concentration camps.Copy !req
669. Good themes. Even me
I can find a good idea.Copy !req
670. I want you to find
gags. Witticisms.Copy !req
671. Positive, with a touch of irony?
I do not understand.Copy !req
672. Vouchers fun words.
- Racist jokes are racist.Copy !req
673. It's great.Copy !req
674. You like racism?
- If anyone can handle racism...Copy !req
675. Is us.Copy !req
676. You have to, if we want to be plausible.Copy !req
677. That's better.
There are no taboos.Copy !req
678. No limits.
And if you see a limit, go through it.Copy !req
679. Salafis and Jews have much in common.Copy !req
680. Circumcised, hooked nose
and flammable.Copy !req
681. Were asked Jews
assess their trip...Copy !req
682. Auschwitz. They all
awarded a star.Copy !req
683. What does a Jewish pedophile?
You want to buy this delicacy?Copy !req
684. Sorry laughing.Copy !req
685. A Salafist hears her child screaming.
'A real terror. 'Copy !req
686. The instructor asked me where was the
gas. "Second door on the right. 'Copy !req
687. Before 'dust you shall return'
meant holiday to Auschwitz.Copy !req
688. That's what you want?Copy !req
689. Exactly.Copy !req
690. I go say hello.Copy !req
691. Nice.
- Me too.Copy !req
692. It looks great.Copy !req
693. Christoph, you have a moment?Copy !req
694. It's a great idea.
Hitler in the show.Copy !req
695. We are not asking me anything?Copy !req
696. I do not understand the concept of
my own show.Copy !req
697. It's funny.Copy !req
698. Hitler is still limited,
you know.Copy !req
699. Yes, but your
issue is still limited.Copy !req
700. There will be a show.
I have your word?Copy !req
701. Two. You twice.Copy !req
702. That's enough.Copy !req
703. You can pick
drinks, Jeanette?Copy !req
704. My name is Janine.Copy !req
705. The show is live.Copy !req
706. But fear not.Copy !req
707. Be yourself.Copy !req
708. 'Hi, old'
confirms all that I heard.Copy !req
709. Witizigman played a lot of roles:
a black American president...Copy !req
710. Or a Muslim, to make
short work of the current policy.Copy !req
711. I am an erotic regime.Copy !req
712. Fruit morning, noon, and evening
part of legs in the air.Copy !req
713. The transition was made with a
Witzigman phrase uttered without flinching:Copy !req
714. During decades,
it was gone. He is back.Copy !req
715. Cheer loudly Adolf Hitler.Copy !req
716. All or nothing. Forward.Copy !req
717. Welcome, dear Adolf,
in 'Hi...Copy !req
718. Old '.Copy !req
719. Good day.Copy !req
720. In this case I say:
cast off the bombs!Copy !req
721. My character puts
evil spectators comfortable.Copy !req
722. They compare my face with that
imitators of Hitler.Copy !req
723. I see their trouble...Copy !req
724. My simple look into a heavy silence.Copy !req
725. It's part number?
- Not that long.Copy !req
726. It's a blackout?Copy !req
727. An assistant holds up a sign,
as if I had forgotten my text.Copy !req
728. It was obvious that
face this apparent inactivity...Copy !req
729. Witzigman this amateur would start to sweat.Copy !req
730. What does that mean?
What is going on?Copy !req
731. It will do something?
- You must. It is live.Copy !req
732. Take the relay, Michael.
- No, wait. Give him time.Copy !req
733. Witzigman did not understand the power of silence. He was scared.Copy !req
734. I let the air rush into my lungs...Copy !req
735. And I gave her to silence.Copy !req
736. There, I see someone
holding placards in hand.Copy !req
737. With a text I have to read.Copy !req
738. This text is a joke.Copy !req
739. A joke about foreigners.Copy !req
740. Why make jokes
on foreigners?Copy !req
741. When you have rats at home, it is called
not a clown but an exterminator.Copy !req
742. The TV in my hotel
thickness.Copy !req
743. It is a
miracle of human genius.Copy !req
744. But what we see on TV?
The trash TV shows.Copy !req
745. When times are tough, people want
trivial entertainment, I understand.Copy !req
746. That's why in 1944
light comedies were projected.Copy !req
747. But is that times are so hard...Copy !req
748. Bombarding people with such nonsense?Copy !req
749. He's right.
- In what country do we live?Copy !req
750. The youth poverty.Copy !req
751. In older people.
Unemployment.Copy !req
752. The birth rate lowest
history.Copy !req
753. No wonder.
Who still wants to have children in this country?Copy !req
754. We ruons us toward the abyss.Copy !req
755. But we do not see, because
television...Copy !req
756. You can not see the abyss.Copy !req
757. We see a cooking show.Copy !req
758. I will continue to fight against the TV...Copy !req
759. Until not only the way we
abyss, but we should come to the end.Copy !req
760. It is 20 h 45 and from
now are reruns.Copy !req
761. It's getting late.Copy !req
762. I forgot to call home.Copy !req
763. You're married?
- No, I'm not my...Copy !req
764. No, I live with my my my...
me...Copy !req
765. Ma... - What? Say again.Copy !req
766. Flatmates.Copy !req
767. In my mother, indeed.
- You want to sleep here?Copy !req
768. On the couch.Copy !req
769. But not touch
- No, I would not touch you forever.Copy !req
770. Who ever said?Copy !req
771. Not so loud.
You'll wake grandmother.Copy !req
772. A Margot too.Copy !req
773. I do not want this asshole. You sleep?
- That's enough.Copy !req
774. I'll never forgive you.Copy !req
775. OK, my friend...Copy !req
776. That's enough. Thank you.Copy !req
777. Shut up, Katja.
- Fichez peace with Hitler.Copy !req
778. Stop this bullshit.
Hundred times we've seen your number.Copy !req
779. Asshole! You are a real jerk!Copy !req
780. Invite the Führer in all
emissions.Copy !req
781. Breakfast, celebrities everywhere.
It is a hit. Great.Copy !req
782. Thank you very much, and good luck.Copy !req
783. Now is our next guest.Copy !req
784. Is it wrong to say that
conquered Germany? This is how.Copy !req
785. Cheer loudly Adolf Hitler.Copy !req
786. You wanted to be a painter, it does not
market. It was a lack of talent?Copy !req
787. No, providence wanted
someone like me to become a politician.Copy !req
788. As these provocative rappers?
Yelling on a box?Copy !req
789. But then?
- It is not provocative...Copy !req
790. But the welfare of the people.
A Führer is nothing without them.Copy !req
791. It's like Mozart without piano.Copy !req
792. It can fiddle with his sister.
But taking him this violin?Copy !req
793. What is your piano?
- The people.Copy !req
794. I play the piano with the people.
- The black keys too?Copy !req
795. The black also. When it is necessary.Copy !req
796. But what are your future plans?Copy !req
797. Making his greatness to Germany,
and ensure the survival of the people.Copy !req
798. Do I go?
- To you, we have jobs.Copy !req
799. Surely.
- Motorways, for example.Copy !req
800. Yes, the toll booths.
- Or for road maintenance.Copy !req
801. You must stay Hitler?Copy !req
802. If I get anywhere.Copy !req
803. You are never
someone else Hitler?Copy !req
804. No, no. It never happens.Copy !req
805. But you are never as someone
Thadeusz. This is your destiny.Copy !req
806. And fate has chosen you...
- You are a small cog.Copy !req
807. In the vast time machine.
- But you...Copy !req
808. I am the great helm.
You are a small cog.Copy !req
809. You spend
a jungle camp to another.Copy !req
810. It's worse than the two world wars
I have experienced.Copy !req
811. We ruons us toward the abyss.Copy !req
812. But we do not see.Copy !req
813. The 2nd World War, it was not that great.
Now we have a new actor...Copy !req
814. And he imitated Hitler!
- Why do I have these glasses?Copy !req
815. A famous rebel anyway, this guy...
- He said on TV that...Copy !req
816. TV is trash.
So I wanted to see this.Copy !req
817. Should we take it seriously,
or laugh?Copy !req
818. But the themes are serious.
Rather reason...Copy !req
819. The question is: Is Germany ready
?Copy !req
820. There is a great debate on refugees.Copy !req
821. So no, Witzigman,
it's not just the ratings.Copy !req
822. It should not be underestimated.
In the past, there was much talk...Copy !req
823. And it was put into practice.Copy !req
824. I do not know if it was positive or negativeCopy !req
825. And you have that perfect look Hitler.Copy !req
826. The sad
is that it is not wrong.Copy !req
827. The youth poverty,
the old unemployment.Copy !req
828. Chancellor or YouTube star?
It can be both.Copy !req
829. A child in this country
what country we live?Copy !req
830. If I want to bring a child into the world?Copy !req
831. I found wonderful,
I will follow. Look at him.Copy !req
832. Yesterday in 'Hi, old...Copy !req
833. I hate you all except Hitler.Copy !req
834. Gold Brown.
The bittersweet seduction Adolf H.Copy !req
835. Besides the Führer
pinpoints the problem. Everything is positive.Copy !req
836. A real enthusiasm everywhere.
A real enthusiasm.Copy !req
837. This is serious.Copy !req
838. Stop that crap, dirty Jewish pigCopy !req
839. I have not laughed so much in a while.Copy !req
840. It was a bad sign.Copy !req
841. That he took months before I knewCopy !req
842. There are people who want to perpetuate
opens the National Socialist party.Copy !req
843. Looking more closely, the NDP
opposed the death penalty...Copy !req
844. Finally, for the
death penalty for pedophiles. For justice.Copy !req
845. We are fighting only for our rights.Copy !req
846. We need a little
democracy, yes.Copy !req
847. For someone to impose the law,
and sayCopy !req
848. We will do like that, period.Copy !req
849. You are absolutely right.
It is also my understanding of democracy.Copy !req
850. How do you see Germany
in general? What would you change?Copy !req
851. A huge issue for us
is the reform of federal finances.Copy !req
852. And another issue is
education policy.Copy !req
853. The government must have more responsibility.Copy !req
854. Finally,
regarding me...Copy !req
855. It does not look right...Copy !req
856. The method steamroller
puts us right of center.Copy !req
857. This is not good.Copy !req
858. You cook for
National Socialism?Copy !req
859. For Germany, actually.Copy !req
860. It is primarily Germans,
and socialists.Copy !req
861. Fate gave us
a surefire way of propaganda...Copy !req
862. And preparing a stew beast!
This is madness.Copy !req
863. These guys want to inherit the Nazi
? They are nothing!Copy !req
864. Building the fourth Reich? They could not even ride a
IKEA furniture.Copy !req
865. The political situation is good,
although it may seem doubtful.Copy !req
866. Of course we can not be happy...Copy !req
867. If 200 to 400 asylum seekers arrive in Munich every week.Copy !req
868. Although agree.
More the worse, the better for us.Copy !req
869. It's good politically.
- Listen.Copy !req
870. I need people like you.Copy !req
871. I want you to fight
in the next war.Copy !req
872. All the front.Copy !req
873. You would obey all my orders?Copy !req
874. Cut that thing.Copy !req
875. If you were him, yes.Copy !req
876. When I think of Germany at nightCopy !req
877. I have insomniaCopy !req
878. And that's the truth.Copy !req
879. With his poem
I had tears in my eyes.Copy !req
880. You have how many?
- Approximately 500Copy !req
881. About 500? 2000?Copy !req
882. They fourguent our ideas in the head
intellectuals.Copy !req
883. No problem. But they will not act
only for just cause.Copy !req
884. Course. The content is essential.Copy !req
885. Most are willing to die for it.
- Naturally.Copy !req
886. I want to die for my country.
- You see? I need this.Copy !req
887. I join you.
- Men like you.Copy !req
888. I'm game.
- Stay strong.Copy !req
889. Stay safe, Schnappi.
Strong as Krupp steel...Copy !req
890. fast as a greyhound, tough as leather
!Copy !req
891. For Germany.
- To Germany. And the cause.Copy !req
892. Bye, nigga.
- How you, nigga?Copy !req
893. Negroes.
That word is used today.Copy !req
894. It is not niggaz.Copy !req
895. The Brown House in Munich
was nothing amazing.Copy !req
896. But slums Kôpenich
was pitiful.Copy !req
897. The building itself
looked so miserable.Copy !req
898. What is it?
- Our nameplate.Copy !req
899. Such a small plate is a sign of cowardice
Step aside!Copy !req
900. Stop.
It's our office. Hello...Copy !req
901. Will you please...Copy !req
902. You are allowed to film?Copy !req
903. A national movement that is hiding behind the rules?Copy !req
904. Where is your leader?Copy !req
905. President, you mean?Copy !req
906. Who should I tell?
- Hitler.Copy !req
907. Quotation marks.
As if he had not accelerate.Copy !req
908. That's Canal 7?
- This is for Germany.Copy !req
909. It's great. Herr Hitler.Copy !req
910. Ulf Birne, president of
National Democratic Party.Copy !req
911. Sit down. We must discuss.Copy !req
912. Pleasure.Copy !req
913. Do you represent the national cause?Copy !req
914. One more
seen you in a while.Copy !req
915. I have to manage my time.Copy !req
916. But what did you do in the meantime?Copy !req
917. Our comrades...Copy !req
918. We share the trenches,
with peers.Copy !req
919. It does not apply to
one here but me.Copy !req
920. We, National Democrats...
- National Democrats, what does that mean?Copy !req
921. What is the National Socialist policy
?Copy !req
922. This requires a notion of democracy
for which there is no name.Copy !req
923. It's silly. Have you read my book?
- It is hard to find here.Copy !req
924. You regret having read it?
Or not having read it?Copy !req
925. Or did not you understand?Copy !req
926. You can turn off the camera?Copy !req
927. No. You've wasted enough time.Copy !req
928. Every word you annihilates
decades of progress.Copy !req
929. And the races?
- Germany to All...Copy !req
930. Who else? Poles?Copy !req
931. This is the best element
you have?Copy !req
932. Well, good luck.Copy !req
933. Where is Mrs. Bellini office?Copy !req
934. There, but first I have to tell you...Copy !req
935. No, well we find. Thank you.Copy !req
936. The cops and the prosecutor are there.
- Earlier than expected.Copy !req
937. What can I do for you?
- The proc is there.Copy !req
938. Göttlicher, prosecutor.
- Katja Bellini.Copy !req
939. A complaint was filed
for inciting racial hatred.Copy !req
940. Who filed the complaint?Copy !req
941. It was anonymous.
- Oh, a traitor.Copy !req
942. What does that mean for us
concretely?Copy !req
943. Must stop emissions
with the Führer?Copy !req
944. For now you can continue to disseminateCopy !req
945. For my part I find sensational
show.Copy !req
946. his way to keep...
And this firmness.Copy !req
947. The complaint was filed
surely by leftist.Copy !req
948. Do not worry,
there will surely be a dismissal.Copy !req
949. What should we do with the dog?
- The dog?Copy !req
950. I have to pay the bill.
- What dog?Copy !req
951. The dog died during filming.
How do I recognize that?Copy !req
952. Depreciation?
Or losses?Copy !req
953. I'll do it.Copy !req
954. Very kind.Copy !req
955. ItCopy !req
956. - You ask me?Copy !req
957. A huge pile of shit Nazi
that's what it is.Copy !req
958. And everyone shouts' Hurrah! 'Copy !req
959. This is the most disgusting thing,
diabolical, inhuman...Copy !req
960. You are drunk.
- You are sober.Copy !req
961. You do all that clear mind.Copy !req
962. You know how many people wear the
to the skies?Copy !req
963. Not because they are funny or ironicCopy !req
964. They find that this is right.Copy !req
965. I ask you, Ms. Bellini,
it does you a problem?Copy !req
966. They are written by idiots.Copy !req
967. Who are afraid to miss the double meaning.
But there is none.Copy !req
968. Hitler is simply junk.Copy !req
969. A big pile of shit brown.
And you're on that pile of shit.Copy !req
970. You are the boss.
- Enough!Copy !req
971. You are not a deflated.Copy !req
972. You are not remained,
like many others.Copy !req
973. You're obsessed with your career.Copy !req
974. Warning.
- It was painful. OK.Copy !req
975. Goodbye, Mrs. Goebbels.Copy !req
976. I have a confession to make.
We checked your background.Copy !req
977. So the result had to reassure you.Copy !req
978. On the one hand, yes.
We found nothing on you.Copy !req
979. And the other side?
- We found nothing at all.Copy !req
980. As if you had never existed.Copy !req
981. And you want to know
if I really existed?Copy !req
982. We must ensure that we do not work
with the real Hitler...Copy !req
983. How do I say that?
- Indeed, it would be high treason.Copy !req
984. So you have never been a member
a right party?Copy !req
985. On the contrary. I helped start one. Member
555.Copy !req
986. A youthful indiscretion, I hope.
- Bullshit. In 1919, I was 30.Copy !req
987. It was not a youthful indiscretion.
- 1919?Copy !req
988. When, if not?
I invented this trick myself.Copy !req
989. The first 500
members were imaginary...Copy !req
990. To think we had a lot of
members.Copy !req
991. Thank you for that warm welcome.Copy !req
992. I'm glad you're here.
And you're here.Copy !req
993. How do I contact you?
- Herr Hitler, that's perfect.Copy !req
994. You can also say Mein Führer.
- You're an actor, right?Copy !req
995. Some see me as well.
- You feel good in this role?Copy !req
996. I feel good in all roles.Copy !req
997. I want to touch people.
For this they have to listen.Copy !req
998. That's why I play the fool.
- What kind of man are you?Copy !req
999. Many newspapers say I'm crazy. What do you think?Copy !req
1000. I look like a fool?
- A little yes.Copy !req
1001. Your eyes make me scared.
- I can not do otherwise.Copy !req
1002. I am what I am.
- You think this is funny?Copy !req
1003. Also comic that our time.
- What you are doing is justified?Copy !req
1004. Look what we found in
the clips you've shot.Copy !req
1005. What? What music?
- Look.Copy !req
1006. I must be able to trust people.
- You can not.Copy !req
1007. You have no right.
- What is it?Copy !req
1008. Sale mutt.
- My dog...Copy !req
1009. You think this is funny?
We're supposed to laugh at that?Copy !req
1010. It was an accident.
It was not so bad.Copy !req
1011. Yes, it was serious. Where did they get that?
- At your house?Copy !req
1012. This is your kind of humor?
Why did you make this video?Copy !req
1013. I shot this
dog because the dog had sought.Copy !req
1014. It had bitten my finger.Copy !req
1015. What I did, I would do it with you.
I garerai tanks in front of your studio.Copy !req
1016. I refuse to be transferred
because of a dog.Copy !req
1017. Tragic. You have done your best.
- No false pity.Copy !req
1018. It thinks.Copy !req
1019. Everything is possible on TV.
The viewer forgive almost anything.Copy !req
1020. But kill a little dog?
The German soul will not forgive you.Copy !req
1021. My wife and I have been sick.Copy !req
1022. I wish you the best.Copy !req
1023. You are in command now.Copy !req
1024. Do not disappoint me.Copy !req
1025. Certainly not.Copy !req
1026. Hello. The string
more we pay the hotel, can we sleep here?Copy !req
1027. Please.Copy !req
1028. Thank you, Madam.
Your help will come...Copy !req
1029. Coming?
- in history.Copy !req
1030. The path taken by fate to
reach its destination is amazing.Copy !req
1031. It promotes moments of crisis...Copy !req
1032. And gives me the courage to write a second book.Copy !req
1033. What are you doing?
- I am writing a new book.Copy !req
1034. And?
- Completely crazy.Copy !req
1035. It describes how he wakes up in the modern Berlin
It also intervenes.Copy !req
1036. I see the film here.Copy !req
1037. I have a condition.
I want to film adaptation of the book.Copy !req
1038. The success was instant.Copy !req
1039. NO HITLER = NOT HEARINGCopy !req
1040. HE IS BACK 'Copy !req
1041. I respect the way Hitler
adapts to the new world.Copy !req
1042. I
kill anyone if it is not absolutely necessary.Copy !req
1043. Do not be afraid.
I am a nice guy.Copy !req
1044. The call on Facebook for
bodyguards was promising.Copy !req
1045. But the first
materia left much to be desired.Copy !req
1046. My God.Copy !req
1047. And yet
30. Until you stop laughing.Copy !req
1048. It amuses you?Copy !req
1049. Go, enjoy it.
You find it funny?Copy !req
1050. You are laughing less now.Copy !req
1051. Louder.Copy !req
1052. 3 MONTHS LATERCopy !req
1053. Our viewership numbers are small.Copy !req
1054. Revenues from advertising are almost nil...Copy !req
1055. The emission of Witzigman
deliver us afloat.Copy !req
1056. Now we will broadcast
'Hi, old' five times a week.Copy !req
1057. Witzigman passes Sat1.
'Hi, old' no longer exists.Copy !req
1058. You stay here Rugemon...Copy !req
1059. Lummlich...Copy !req
1060. Mancello.Copy !req
1061. And Nils.Copy !req
1062. What do you think?Copy !req
1063. 'Hi, old' no longer exists?
It was my show.Copy !req
1064. You're as pathetic incompetent
!Copy !req
1065. How do I run a TV channel
if you sabotage me all?Copy !req
1066. Outdoors.Copy !req
1067. Outside brief glow.Copy !req
1068. One might recall Hitler?Copy !req
1069. People do not want him
very long.Copy !req
1070. Even if they hate,
they buy his new book.Copy !req
1071. To read his latest escapades.
- You can not do that.Copy !req
1072. The book is selling like hotcakes.
They are working on a movie adaptation.Copy !req
1073. We should take part.Copy !req
1074. You have always been against Hitler.
- Of course.Copy !req
1075. But I was not in charge.Copy !req
1076. This looks great.Copy !req
1077. This will be projected on the big screen?Copy !req
1078. Who are you, anyway?Copy !req
1079. Cut. Stop.
- Who has just come on the set?Copy !req
1080. I thought you...Copy !req
1081. Mad, eh? A silicone mask.Copy !req
1082. It's really Sensenbrink?
- It's him.Copy !req
1083. I wanted to go.
I always believed in you.Copy !req
1084. The time is right.Copy !req
1085. You want one? Refined, eh,
with the mustache as a title?Copy !req
1086. Awesome.Copy !req
1087. And the funny thing: its price is 19.33.Copy !req
1088. As the year 1933.
- I understood.Copy !req
1089. Sensenbrink Christoph, Christoph Sensenbrink
here.Copy !req
1090. I am waiting for this moment for so longCopy !req
1091. I dream like you now.
- He plays my role?Copy !req
1092. But nobody knows.
Why not Benno Fürmann, or Bruno Ganz...Copy !req
1093. For such a small role?
That would be silly.Copy !req
1094. You already have a string?
- We are currently negotiating.Copy !req
1095. Pro7, RTL, ZDF, etc.Copy !req
1096. I know.
From the talk, but few concrete.Copy !req
1097. You need a strong partner.Copy !req
1098. It will inject one million for the budget,
and distribute your film. Everyone wins.Copy !req
1099. I'll be right back, Grandma.Copy !req
1100. We finally succeeded.
- Do not look disorder.Copy !req
1101. Will you take off your coat?
You're welcome.Copy !req
1102. Sorry to land and home.
- It's impossible.Copy !req
1103. It's an honor. Your granddaughter
is an admirable woman.Copy !req
1104. This is Hitler.
Do something!Copy !req
1105. It's not true.
She thinks so.Copy !req
1106. Think of your family.Copy !req
1107. All these people. Dead.
Do something.Copy !req
1108. This time also makes me angry.Copy !req
1109. I will ensure that no
English bomber...Copy !req
1110. Who is talking about bombs?Copy !req
1111. None of them died under the bombs
You've gassed.Copy !req
1112. It's funny. Satirical.
- It looks the same.Copy !req
1113. It is the same speech.Copy !req
1114. At the time, people also have
laughed at him, at first.Copy !req
1115. I know who you are.Copy !req
1116. We have not forgotten.Copy !req
1117. Mrs.
- Outside.Copy !req
1118. Outside assassin.Copy !req
1119. Ugly. Awful...Copy !req
1120. Ms. Krômeier is Jewish.Copy !req
1121. I'm surprised.Copy !req
1122. It's not that.
- You are disappointed.Copy !req
1123. I should have been harder on this
old Jewish harpy. I understand.Copy !req
1124. But as a politician
must set priorities.Copy !req
1125. As the Olympic Games in 1936. No
persecution of Jews during 3 weeks.Copy !req
1126. You can not once
forget the role?Copy !req
1127. Like Ms. Krômeier.Copy !req
1128. I understand.Copy !req
1129. It is not perhaps not much
Jewish blood.Copy !req
1130. The body can absorb some
Jewry.Copy !req
1131. My God, what kind
man are you?Copy !req
1132. Now the three boys
to arrive.Copy !req
1133. Yes, but what happened before?
How did you get here?Copy !req
1134. What happened before?
- I do not know.Copy !req
1135. What? You have been teleported,
or what?Copy !req
1136. What do you think, Fabian?Copy !req
1137. You did not ask
where he came from?Copy !req
1138. A time travel?
Where he escaped from an asylum?Copy !req
1139. Let me pass.
- No.Copy !req
1140. Stand back.
You do not recognize me?Copy !req
1141. How?
Because of that mustache?Copy !req
1142. You stab Germany in the back.
You are a pig.Copy !req
1143. A pig who does not deserve to live.Copy !req
1144. You gave us a fright.Copy !req
1145. Mrs. Bellini.Copy !req
1146. What is it?
- It's all for you.Copy !req
1147. Look, Boris Becker. They all want you
good recovery.Copy !req
1148. Why?
- Why?Copy !req
1149. You were beaten up by neo-Nazis.
You are a hero of democracy.Copy !req
1150. It's Sigmar Gabriel said.
He admires you.Copy !req
1151. Everything okay?
- I could not help laughing.Copy !req
1152. These amateurs.Copy !req
1153. Yes, there are enough.
It starts to rain.Copy !req
1154. Should finish shooting!Copy !req
1155. It is lying there.Copy !req
1156. LOCATION HISTORY OF 'THE BUNKER FÜHRER'Copy !req
1157. Where is he?
- What are you doing here? You must shoot.Copy !req
1158. It is real.
I do not know how this is possible...Copy !req
1159. Yes, it is very authentic.
But we already knew.Copy !req
1160. You do not get it. It is Adolf Hitler,
not a comedian.Copy !req
1161. Why do not you listen?
It was Hitler.Copy !req
1162. I do not understand you.
- It does what it has always done.Copy !req
1163. How can I be more clear?
It must be stopped. Do something.Copy !req
1164. My God, we have...
- Take a deep breath, okay?Copy !req
1165. There is no time to lose.Copy !req
1166. I do not want any trouble...
- Good. We neither.Copy !req
1167. Stop It.Copy !req
1168. That's fine.
You are good Germans. Thank you.Copy !req
1169. I wondered where you stay.
- You're it. You are it.Copy !req
1170. I have never claimed otherwise.Copy !req
1171. I am destined to have to separate myself
of my dearest companions.Copy !req
1172. This way!
Yes, history repeats itself.Copy !req
1173. You are trying again to fool
people with propaganda.Copy !req
1174. You do not understand.Copy !req
1175. In 1933 the people have no
been deceived by propaganda.Copy !req
1176. A Führer was elected
and outlined his plans with clarity.Copy !req
1177. The Germans elected me.Copy !req
1178. Move.Copy !req
1179. You are a monster.
- Really?Copy !req
1180. So you must also condemn
those who elected this monster.Copy !req
1181. They were all monsters?
They were ordinary people.Copy !req
1182. They entrusted their
countries an extraordinary man.Copy !req
1183. What do you do?
Prohibit elections?Copy !req
1184. No. But I'll neutralize you.Copy !req
1185. You are never asked
why people follow me?Copy !req
1186. For the bottom of themselves,
they are like me.Copy !req
1187. They have the same values.Copy !req
1188. And that's why you
are not going to shoot.Copy !req
1189. You can not get rid of me.Copy !req
1190. I am part of you.
From all of you.Copy !req
1191. And not everything was negative.Copy !req
1192. And it is in the box!Copy !req
1193. Silence. The boss wants to speak.Copy !req
1194. It's great that everyone
make the party.Copy !req
1195. But we must also think of our companions...Copy !req
1196. That are no longer present.Copy !req
1197. A comedy about Hitler,
will it work?Copy !req
1198. There were German comedies
before and after Hitler.Copy !req
1199. It has given a new dimension to entertainmentCopy !req
1200. Even Loriot was unsuccessful.Copy !req
1201. If the real Hitler back?
History will repeat itself?Copy !req
1202. For 70 years,
is fixated on it.Copy !req
1203. Students are tired of hearing
talk about that.Copy !req
1204. It takes a little more confidence.
Thank you.Copy !req
1205. It's back
it's backCopy !req
1206. He's back I was toldCopy !req
1207. But it is not with meCopy !req
1208. I do not understandCopy !req
1209. I wonder:
that has happened?Copy !req
1210. It's back, but not with meCopy !req
1211. And it does not sound at my doorCopy !req
1212. All the people in townCopy !req
1213. Have previewCopy !req
1214. It's back
that has happened?Copy !req
1215. In our letters, we spokeCopy !req
1216. Than happinessCopy !req
1217. And how it would be for both of usCopy !req
1218. But one more day no letter is arrivingCopy !req
1219. It's over? It's finish?Copy !req
1220. I have nothing against the Turks
or the Syrians. The problem is that...Copy !req
1221. Everything has a deeper meaning.
The location is excellent for meCopy !req
1222. Germany, Europe,
worldwide.Copy !req
1223. The Austrian government is a puppet.Copy !req
1224. Those who travel to Sweden
must adapt.Copy !req
1225. Riots in front of a center for refugees.
A building is on fire.Copy !req
1226. It's going to change our country.Copy !req
1227. It is the specter of Islam.Copy !req
1228. They come from Tunisia and Morocco,
where the Germans go on vacation.Copy !req
1229. It is the peopleCopy !req
1230. I can live with it.Copy !req
1231. It is the people!Copy !req
1232. German Office Of German Language ExistanceCopy !req