1. Good evening.Copy !req
2. Good evening. May I introduce myself?
My name is Köppl.Copy !req
3. Manners Coach,
Member of the Etiquette ClubCopy !req
4. Good evening, Mr. Köppl.Copy !req
5. My problem is that wherever I go,Copy !req
6. people don't greet me
properly anymore.Copy !req
7. Sadly, you're not the only one
who's not greeted properly.Copy !req
8. You arrive, and...Copy !req
9. I mean, no one does this anymore.Copy !req
10. It's disappeared.Copy !req
11. Apparently,
it's out of fashion.Copy !req
12. And I ask myself,Copy !req
13. is there any equivalent?Copy !req
14. There's nothing better
than the classic handshake...Copy !req
15. Not the handshake.Copy !req
16. I can understand if this
has become difficult,Copy !req
17. but if they'd just
lift it like this...Copy !req
18. Ever so slightly, like this...Copy !req
19. Wouldn't that be alright?
If you were just to...Copy !req
20. Of course,
I know just what you mean,Copy !req
21. but that's neither here nor there.Copy !req
22. True.
- You see.Copy !req
23. I've spit on you.
- Just a bit.Copy !req
24. Okay...Copy !req
25. Just a moment, it's no problem.Copy !req
26. One always has a tissue in the pocket.Copy !req
27. Held in your hand,
it's called a handkerchief.Copy !req
28. LOOK WHO'S BACKCopy !req
29. BASED ON THE NOVEL BYCopy !req
30. The people have
surprised me most of all.Copy !req
31. I have truly done
all that is humanly possibleCopy !req
32. in order to, on this
soil desecrated by the enemy,Copy !req
33. destroy the foundations
for a continued existence.Copy !req
34. By all rights, the German people
should have ceased to exist.Copy !req
35. They are, however, as I now realize,Copy !req
36. still here.Copy !req
37. To me, this seems
almost inconceivable.Copy !req
38. On the other hand,Copy !req
39. I'm here too.Copy !req
40. And that I understand just as little.Copy !req
41. The enemy
seems to have taken a respite.Copy !req
42. Above me
I can see no enemy aircraft.Copy !req
43. No thunder of artillery
can be heard.Copy !req
44. A bird
moves in the branches of a tree!Copy !req
45. It chirps. It sings.Copy !req
46. Physically, I am in good condition.Copy !req
47. I am fully healthy,
except for the headache.Copy !req
48. Is Dönitz lying around here too?Copy !req
49. Who's that loser?
- Are you okay, mister?Copy !req
50. Oh, the youth.
The youth is the future.Copy !req
51. Apparently, the youth is speechless.Copy !req
52. Yes, understandable.Copy !req
53. It is, after all, an unusual turnCopy !req
54. in the daily routine
of a not yet fully mature man,Copy !req
55. to experience the Führer firsthand.Copy !req
56. Where's Bormann?
- Who the heck is that?Copy !req
57. Bormann, Martin.Copy !req
58. Never heard of him.
What's he look like?Copy !req
59. Like a Chief of Staff,
for God's sake.Copy !req
60. Boys, come back here.
We're not done with the shoot.Copy !req
61. Okay.
- Yeah, we're coming!Copy !req
62. Hitler youth Ronaldo!Copy !req
63. Which way is the street?Copy !req
64. Dude, what a retard!Copy !req
65. From the troubled hotspot Berlin-Mitte,
we're off to MarzahnCopy !req
66. and Hellersdorf,
where there is even more hardship.Copy !req
67. I have to get back
to the Führer bunker.Copy !req
68. The youth here
are apparently not much help.Copy !req
69. BRANDENBURG GATECopy !req
70. The rubble is gone,Copy !req
71. but the people
seem to have gone completely mad!Copy !req
72. Did I fall into a coma
and miss the victory?Copy !req
73. I know too little about my situation.
I need more information!Copy !req
74. How do I get
to the Reichs Chancellery?Copy !req
75. Where is the Chancellery?Copy !req
76. Hitler kaputt!Copy !req
77. What... what is that?Copy !req
78. A photo.Copy !req
79. Where?Copy !req
80. Excuse me,
where is the Reichs Chancellery?Copy !req
81. Hey man, get lost.Copy !req
82. Please tell me where it is.Copy !req
83. The German people are at stake!
- Are you nuts?Copy !req
84. I can't speak, I'm a pantomime!
Find your own spot!Copy !req
85. Piss off! For real!Copy !req
86. There is no doubt about it,Copy !req
87. something here had gotten
completely out of hand!Copy !req
88. Finally, a familiar element!Copy !req
89. A German mother
with her baby.Copy !req
90. What date is it?Copy !req
91. Speak!Copy !req
92. What year is it?Copy !req
93. I'd like a coffee.Copy !req
94. Anything else?Copy !req
95. OCTOBER 23, 2014Copy !req
96. Now hold on there!Copy !req
97. Hey, get your hands off that!Copy !req
98. COMMERCIAL TV STATIONCopy !req
99. Good morning!Copy !req
100. Good morning!Copy !req
101. Good morning!Copy !req
102. Someone's happy.
- Yes,Copy !req
103. and no wonder,
you always make me laugh.Copy !req
104. For joy.Copy !req
105. Not because you look like that.Copy !req
106. How do I look?
- So black.Copy !req
107. Because black is more like, sad,Copy !req
108. and when people laugh...Copy !req
109. Oh God, a rat!Copy !req
110. That's Jackie.Copy !req
111. You can't bring a rat here!
- Shh, only today.Copy !req
112. It's going to the vet later.
- It's sick?Copy !req
113. Just a little cold.Copy !req
114. Oh God!Copy !req
115. And...Copy !req
116. it's pregnant.
- Why's that?Copy !req
117. That big sack, the belly there.
- Those are his nuts.Copy !req
118. Rats collect nuts too?Copy !req
119. A TV network is like a ship.Copy !req
120. It can only survive bad weather,
storms and lullsCopy !req
121. if it has a good man at the helm.Copy !req
122. Christoph Sensenbrink,
as deputy head of the department,Copy !req
123. has done an excellent job.
Now we need... Yes.Copy !req
124. Now we need a long-term solution.Copy !req
125. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
126. the new managing director:Copy !req
127. Katja Bellini!Copy !req
128. Ha!Copy !req
129. I'm so excited!Copy !req
130. Good luck.
- Thank you.Copy !req
131. May you always find fair winds
and following seas!Copy !req
132. Don't screw it up.
- I won't.Copy !req
133. Thank you for this opportunity,
for your confidence, andCopy !req
134. I look forward to working
with each one of you. I say:Copy !req
135. Cast off!
Now let's get to work.Copy !req
136. Me too.Copy !req
137. And, what do you say?Copy !req
138. Mr. Kärrner, do you really believe...
- Christoph,Copy !req
139. you're still
Deputy Director.Copy !req
140. Deputy...Copy !req
141. Alright.Copy !req
142. Christoph...Copy !req
143. Congratulations.
- Thanks, that's nice of you.Copy !req
144. Sensenbrink asked for you.
- Yes.Copy !req
145. The next nasty rat.
- Jackie's not nasty.Copy !req
146. No, but Sensenbrink
sure is a curse.Copy !req
147. Look up "moron"
in Wikipedia, and guess what?Copy !req
148. You get a definition
of the word "moron"...Copy !req
149. and soon, a picture of me.Copy !req
150. Come with me.Copy !req
151. You can't just fire me,
just like that!Copy !req
152. It's an austerity measure.Copy !req
153. And unfortunately, unfortunately,
it hits the freelancers first of all.Copy !req
154. Oh, Sawatzki...Copy !req
155. Look, you always
wanted to be a great filmmaker.Copy !req
156. And now you finally
get the chance.Copy !req
157. I have new footage.
It's a real scoop.Copy !req
158. A scoop?Copy !req
159. Go ahead then.Copy !req
160. Kids from the ghetto,
dad's an alcoholic... It's just so sad.Copy !req
161. But they all have one glimmer of hope,Copy !req
162. and that glimmer of hope
is soccer.Copy !req
163. Feeling better?Copy !req
164. What...Copy !req
165. what year is it?Copy !req
166. 2014, what did you think?Copy !req
167. 1945?Copy !req
168. I have to...
- No, no!Copy !req
169. Stay seated.
- Is this a kidnapping?Copy !req
170. Yes!Copy !req
171. That was a good one!Copy !req
172. Could this be an enemy
secret service playing a trick on me?Copy !req
173. But then they would have
created a whole new world!Copy !req
174. One in which I can
move about freely.Copy !req
175. A parallel world!Copy !req
176. No, that is inconceivable.Copy !req
177. The enemy wouldn't have sent
this dumb newspaper monger.Copy !req
178. Perhaps I should kill him to be sure.Copy !req
179. Eat this,
for your circulation.Copy !req
180. Go on, here.Copy !req
181. I don't want you fainting on me again.Copy !req
182. Industrially pressed grain.Copy !req
183. Are there still
supply shortages for bread?Copy !req
184. Are you shooting a film here somewhere?Copy !req
185. Shootng?Copy !req
186. Yes, television,
or a documentary or something.Copy !req
187. Do you always walk around like that?
- Actually, yes.Copy !req
188. This is surprisingly sweet.Copy !req
189. Amazing.Copy !req
190. Your whole stance.Copy !req
191. It's like you're really him.Copy !req
192. I'm really... who?Copy !req
193. The Führer.Copy !req
194. I am the Führer.Copy !req
195. You're crazy!Copy !req
196. Do you have
'Völkischer Beobachter' or 'Stürmer'?Copy !req
197. Haven't had those papers in a while.
- 'Panzerbär'?Copy !req
198. These are all Turkish.Copy !req
199. I get a lot of Turkish customers.Copy !req
200. Turks, in Berlin?Copy !req
201. How remarkable!Copy !req
202. The Ottoman Empire
managed to turn the war.Copy !req
203. I wouldn't have expected
such a feat from the Turks!Copy !req
204. "Is our life pre-determined?"Copy !req
205. "Who determines our fate?"Copy !req
206. I'd like to know that too.Copy !req
207. I would never have dreamed
fate would drop you on my doorstep.Copy !req
208. What did you say?Copy !req
209. Well, that fate...Copy !req
210. That's it!Copy !req
211. Fate.Copy !req
212. Destiny.Copy !req
213. Who else would destiny
have brought back?Copy !req
214. Destiny, then.Copy !req
215. It tells me
to continue my fight.Copy !req
216. You know,
my fate is not all that easy either.Copy !req
217. Quiet!Copy !req
218. The first step
is always acquiring information.Copy !req
219. And a newspaper stand
is brimming with information.Copy !req
220. Apparently,
people thought I was dead.Copy !req
221. Over the past decades,Copy !req
222. many amateurs tried in vain
to get the public to grasp my work.Copy !req
223. It seems, the war was not won.Copy !req
224. The Russians divided the country
with the West, as once Poland with us.Copy !req
225. The so-called
Federal Republic of GermanyCopy !req
226. is in the hands of a clumsy woman
with the charisma of a wet noodle.Copy !req
227. This matron joined forces
with the Bavarian Christian party:Copy !req
228. to form a pitiful copy
of National Socialism!Copy !req
229. The sight of the Social Democrats
filled my eyes with tears.Copy !req
230. Paul Löbe, Friedrich Ebert,Copy !req
231. Otto Wels...
All scoundrels.Copy !req
232. But scoundrels of stature!Copy !req
233. They can take our lives,
but not our honor!Copy !req
234. Today, the Social Democrats are led
by an obnoxious fatsoCopy !req
235. and a docile farm hen!
knitting for change.Copy !req
236. The only hope is an oddball party
called 'The Greens.'Copy !req
237. After the war,
industrialization causedCopy !req
238. terrible devastation
to land, air, soil and people.Copy !req
239. These Greens dedicated
themselves to the preservationCopy !req
240. of the German homeland.Copy !req
241. I say: Bravo!Copy !req
242. Their rejection of nuclear energy
was of course nonsense.Copy !req
243. You can't do without uranium!Copy !req
244. Even Poland still exists.Copy !req
245. And on German territory, no less!Copy !req
246. The whole war was a waste!Copy !req
247. Alright, then.Copy !req
248. I have no problem if you
spend one or two nights here.Copy !req
249. Just don't
clean out my newspaper stand.Copy !req
250. Now you listen here.
Do I look like a criminal?Copy !req
251. You look like Adolf Hitler.Copy !req
252. Exactly.Copy !req
253. Hotspot Berlin.Copy !req
254. Kids here have serious problems,Copy !req
255. but they have one ray of hope,Copy !req
256. and that ray of hope is: soccer.Copy !req
257. Just keep playing.
That's it.Copy !req
258. Hold up the ball. Like this.
- Fabian.Copy !req
259. I believe in you.Copy !req
260. But hurry up and come back.Copy !req
261. We've met their parents,
now let's meet them.Copy !req
262. It's all trash.Copy !req
263. If I had a scoop,
they'd take me back.Copy !req
264. something we love,
something these kids love...Copy !req
265. Who's that?
- Mom! That's me.Copy !req
266. No, back there.Copy !req
267. Looks like Hitler.Copy !req
268. In the middle of Berlin.Copy !req
269. That is a scoop.Copy !req
270. Oh my, what a smell in here.
- What?Copy !req
271. Push out the other rack.Copy !req
272. Well?Copy !req
273. Now I even have to work.Copy !req
274. Really now! Sits around here all day!Copy !req
275. Yesterday I was moving
the 12th Army.Copy !req
276. Today it's a newspaper rack!Copy !req
277. Say, is that smell coming from you?Copy !req
278. Really, you've got to
take that thing to the cleaners.Copy !req
279. 25... 30...Copy !req
280. PINARBASI EXPRESS CLEANINGCopy !req
281. and 2.40.Copy !req
282. There you go. 28.
- Thank you.Copy !req
283. I'm relieved.
- I believe it.Copy !req
284. Bye.
- See you next week.Copy !req
285. Good bye.
- Hello.Copy !req
286. Hello.
- I'd like my uniform cleaned.Copy !req
287. May I?Copy !req
288. It reeks like a foxhole!Copy !req
289. All of it?
- Yes, it all has to be cleaned.Copy !req
290. Yes...Copy !req
291. No, not underwear!
- This too, please?Copy !req
292. No.Copy !req
293. But it's also quite...
- No. No. That stays on.Copy !req
294. Is completely filthy.
- And what now?Copy !req
295. Clean it.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
296. Coat... and pants.Copy !req
297. Men's pants.Copy !req
298. Coat, 5 euros.
- And underwear.Copy !req
299. Underwear?
Underwear me no do!Copy !req
300. Please do the underwear as well.
- Oh my!Copy !req
301. I can't walk around
wearing this anymore.Copy !req
302. Oh my.
Those are pants, that's 3 euros.Copy !req
303. And here you go, your slip.Copy !req
304. What watch you come?
You are?Copy !req
305. What?
- What watch? Tomorrow.Copy !req
306. What watch is coming?
- Yes.Copy !req
307. Why is a watch coming?Copy !req
308. 10 o'clock, 11 o'clock...
- Early. When do you open?Copy !req
309. 9.
- All right.Copy !req
310. 9 o'clock too early!
A little later come.Copy !req
311. When?
- When. 12. 12!Copy !req
312. Here you go.Copy !req
313. Oh!
- I can't go out like this.Copy !req
314. Yes, I know.
- Yes.Copy !req
315. Do you have something?
Another uniform for me?Copy !req
316. Come on!Copy !req
317. What is it?
- Come on. Here he is!Copy !req
318. Here.
- Who is this?Copy !req
319. This young man has been
looking for you all morning.Copy !req
320. From TV. Commercial TV.
Isn't that correct?Copy !req
321. Yes, of course. Uh...Copy !req
322. Sawatzki, Fabian.
- Hitler, Adolf.Copy !req
323. German Reich.Copy !req
324. Your manager said
you have a program?Copy !req
325. Of course I have a program.Copy !req
326. Then say something like,
"Since 5:45 we are returning fire!"Copy !req
327. Like that?Copy !req
328. If you are quoting my speech,Copy !req
329. you must know
how it continues.Copy !req
330. There's more?
- I'm listening.Copy !req
331. From now on, we shall
repay bomb for bomb!Copy !req
332. What do you know about Poland?Copy !req
333. Uh, Poland...
The capital is Warsaw...Copy !req
334. Just facts from a book.
A paper moth can digest that.Copy !req
335. How about real knowledge?Copy !req
336. You have 1.4 million men and
only 30 days to take the whole country.Copy !req
337. Why only 30 clays?
- Where do you attack?Copy !req
338. And how do you
keep the Romanians quiet?Copy !req
339. The Romanians?
- Oh, pardon me.Copy !req
340. Who cares about the Romanians?Copy !req
341. General Sawatzki,
he looks neither left nor right.Copy !req
342. He just starts marching,
that General Sawatzki.Copy !req
343. Poland is an easy foe!Copy !req
344. But what's this?Copy !req
345. Suddenly, our army has lots of
small holes in its back.Copy !req
346. And out of those holes flows and oozes
the blood of German heroes.Copy !req
347. Has our General perhaps forgotten
about the Polish-Romanian alliance?Copy !req
348. You, Sawatzki, could not find the way
to Poland for any army in the world!Copy !req
349. You cannot even find the way
into your own uniform!Copy !req
350. I, on the other hand,
I know at all times where mine is!Copy !req
351. It's at the cleaner's!Copy !req
352. Sorry. Now that...Copy !req
353. You really had me there.
You prepared that, didn't you?Copy !req
354. Yes, of course.
We had it all planned out since June.Copy !req
355. You can tell. It's...Copy !req
356. How lucky that you've found me.
This is my, I mean, your chance.Copy !req
357. I'll make you huge.Copy !req
358. You march through modern Germany,
and I'll film you.Copy !req
359. I like that idea.Copy !req
360. Say, your uniform...Copy !req
361. You'll have it back by tomorrow?
- Yes, of course.Copy !req
362. Good.
- Yes, it's a blitz cleaning.Copy !req
363. Oh God! Blitz?Copy !req
364. Oh God. I'm sorry.
How embarrassing.Copy !req
365. I'm really very sorry.Copy !req
366. You were completely right.Copy !req
367. He is really sensational.Copy !req
368. And he's not even acting, he's...Copy !req
369. it's just who he is.Copy !req
370. Who are you talking about?
- Adolf Hitler.Copy !req
371. Oh yes, how nice.Copy !req
372. The only thing I'm missing is money.Copy !req
373. It doesn't have to be a lot either,
but...Copy !req
374. Just... just a little...Copy !req
375. Mom, the money
is a really good investment.Copy !req
376. Do you need your car
in the next few days?Copy !req
377. That is the vehicle?Copy !req
378. Yes, I...
- But that is no vehicle.Copy !req
379. I know it's not...Copy !req
380. It doesn't have anti-mine armor!
- But I have clothes for you.Copy !req
381. Sawatzki, I should have you
lined up against the wall for this!Copy !req
382. Why are you laughing?
Do you think this is funny?Copy !req
383. It is in moments like these
that I sorely miss my SS.Copy !req
384. Let's go.
- Excuse me...Copy !req
385. You still have to pay for the papers
and the chocolate. 26 euros 40.Copy !req
386. 26 euros, ah.Copy !req
387. You have rendered your fatherland
a great service.Copy !req
388. This glorious moment is somethingCopy !req
389. you'll share with your grandchildren.Copy !req
390. And that is priceless.
Farewell.Copy !req
391. So what's your real name?Copy !req
392. Adolf Hitler! Like I told you!Copy !req
393. Really?
- Yes, really.Copy !req
394. What a coincidence.Copy !req
395. Oh please, you have a name too.
I don't say, "Oh, what a coincidence!"Copy !req
396. And you look like him.
The moustache, the hair...Copy !req
397. your language.
It's exactly the same.Copy !req
398. And do you look much different
than your name?Copy !req
399. I guess you're right.Copy !req
400. The Führer in Northern Germany,Copy !req
401. where wind and waves
crash against the cliffs of Sylt...Copy !req
402. There he is, the Führer.Copy !req
403. Gazing out to sea...Copy !req
404. thinking perhaps of England.Copy !req
405. People in a creative crisis
come up with odd suggestions.Copy !req
406. Sawatzki wanted to film
"The Führer at the Bank,"Copy !req
407. or "The Führer by the Sea."Copy !req
408. With me in a bathing suit!Copy !req
409. Goebbels would've
turned in his grave.Copy !req
410. Something wrong with the television?Copy !req
411. Vegetables.Copy !req
412. That is a television?Copy !req
413. Yes.Copy !req
414. What advanced technology!Copy !req
415. What splendid means of propaganda.Copy !req
416. But why is it showing a cook?
There must be...Copy !req
417. something more interesting in
Germany or in the world than this cook!Copy !req
418. Not at this hour.Copy !req
419. Eileen discovers her favorite dish:
Red jelly with vanilla sauce!Copy !req
420. What a treat...
- Delicious...Copy !req
421. The blood sausage...
- And with my best friend!Copy !req
422. Shit, I was hoping to have sex!
But I guess not.Copy !req
423. So I threatened him
with my lawyers...Copy !req
424. What blatant nonsense this is!Copy !req
425. And that court matron just nods away!Copy !req
426. And with an earnest expression!Copy !req
427. It's a good thing Goebbels
can't see this!Copy !req
428. You accepted a bribe
from my wife as well!Copy !req
429. Makes you really want to mow down
this scum with an 8.8 flak gun!Copy !req
430. It was now clear to me what
I'd address in Sawatzki's TV reports:Copy !req
431. Politics.Copy !req
432. We're traveling the country,
asking peopleCopy !req
433. about issues of importance,
about where the shoe pinches.Copy !req
434. Oh, I see.Copy !req
435. Well, I think the shoe pinches most
when it comes to wages.Copy !req
436. Do you have the feeling
you have a say in democracy?Copy !req
437. No. And honestly, I don't vote.
Out of principle.Copy !req
438. I still think the elections are
manipulated. Nothing changes.Copy !req
439. I come from the former East,Copy !req
440. and we had to put our X
where it belonged.Copy !req
441. I think that now somebody puts the X
somewhere else afterwards. Really.Copy !req
442. Yes, and people are afraid
to talk about it.Copy !req
443. You can't say anything either.
If you do, they'll call you xenophobic.Copy !req
444. The immigrant kids
around here are just awful.Copy !req
445. They throw things at the window.Copy !req
446. If I say anything,
the parents might stab me.Copy !req
447. That's right.
I will take care of it.Copy !req
448. May I take a photo of you.
- Sure.Copy !req
449. My name is Annett, by the way.
- Adolf, hello.Copy !req
450. It was as I suspected:Copy !req
451. During my absence, democracy had only
left a minimal impact on people.Copy !req
452. Well, a lot could be changed.
- Like what, for example?Copy !req
453. Labor camps.
- Indeed, labor camps.Copy !req
454. That's how I am.
- Me too.Copy !req
455. I say it like it is.
- Of course.Copy !req
456. I'll take care of the camps.
- Good.Copy !req
457. I will.
- I'll help you with that.Copy !req
458. It's a problem we have in Germany too.Copy !req
459. What problems
does Germany have?Copy !req
460. Well, all those bearded folks,
the ones who are suspiciousCopy !req
461. should be kicked out,
to wherever.Copy !req
462. They should head back.
- Home.Copy !req
463. Some were born here, but still.Copy !req
464. Where their parents come from.
- And they should stay there.Copy !req
465. Who are you talking about?
- The Salafists.Copy !req
466. The Salafists?
- Yes, get rid of them!Copy !req
467. There was a silent anger,Copy !req
468. a discontent among the people
that reminded me of 1930.Copy !req
469. Only back then there wasn't the fitting
term for it: political disenchantment.Copy !req
470. He who knows people, loves animals.
- True.Copy !req
471. Where do you
see the problems in Germany?Copy !req
472. That more and more immigrants
are arriving,Copy !req
473. I don't think that's so great.Copy !req
474. But little people like us,
can't change a thing.Copy !req
475. But when many little people,
little men and little women,Copy !req
476. come together
to elect one big, strong person,Copy !req
477. then you could change something.
- That's true.Copy !req
478. Mixing the races
doesn't work either.Copy !req
479. Take the German Shepherd, a purebred.
- Right.Copy !req
480. And if you mix the German Shepherd
with a Dachshund, what do you get?Copy !req
481. A Shepherd-Dachshund.Copy !req
482. And how does that look?
- Funny.Copy !req
483. And now just imagineCopy !req
484. that two Shepherd-Dachshunds
would mate.Copy !req
485. That's it
for the German Shepherd.Copy !req
486. The German Shepherd
is completely lost.Copy !req
487. Correct.
- The race is gone.Copy !req
488. That's what's happening in Germany.
- Exactly.Copy !req
489. The IQ quotient of people from Africa...Copy !req
490. Just from Africa.
- Yes.Copy !req
491. t hat come here to Germany
is between 40 and 50.Copy !req
492. Here in Germany
we used to have over 80.Copy !req
493. You mean the intelligence quotient
was once 80?Copy !req
494. 80 and higher.
- And what is it now?Copy !req
495. I'd say the IQ is around 60 percent
at most, at the very most!Copy !req
496. But the more immigrants
flood the country,Copy !req
497. the lower...
- The lower the IQ gets.Copy !req
498. Yes, it's true!
- You're so right.Copy !req
499. I'll tell you one thing,
and I swear to you:Copy !req
500. I'd have myself shot
for my Fatherland, if necessary.Copy !req
501. It sufficed to put out
a few keywords as bait,Copy !req
502. and soon I had them
wriggling on the line.Copy !req
503. Just think of Ebola.
We didn't have that before.Copy !req
504. Now that so many are coming,
we have our first Ebola death.Copy !req
505. Yes, of course.Copy !req
506. And how do you think that happens?Copy !req
507. Because we Germans
are not allowed to open our mouths,Copy !req
508. because we still have that stigma.Copy !req
509. I have to honestly say,
that's not my opinion.Copy !req
510. I'm very resolute.
I'm not a radical,Copy !req
511. but I will always stand on the right.
Always.Copy !req
512. Those politicians just
pocket the money for themselves.Copy !req
513. And I'm surprised that
the millions of people like youCopy !req
514. don't go to Parliament
with pitchforks to demand:Copy !req
515. "What are you doing with our money?"Copy !req
516. But the German per se
is not a revolutionary.Copy !req
517. Would you follow me too?Copy !req
518. Well, right now isn't such a good time,
I have to get to work.Copy !req
519. How did Hitler
get that moustache?Copy !req
520. The war.Copy !req
521. I clipped it
to fit it in a gas mask.Copy !req
522. How was it before?
Was it...Copy !req
523. like those big Wilhelminian
mutton chops?Copy !req
524. Out to here.
- Exactly.Copy !req
525. You had one of those?
- Yes.Copy !req
526. Then came the gas attack,
so I clipped it, and it fit.Copy !req
527. That's a good story you came up with.Copy !req
528. You know what?
We'll get you a dog.Copy !req
529. Yes, a nice big German Shepherd.
- Uh, exactly.Copy !req
530. Can they do anything besides run?Copy !req
531. They can sit, lie down...Copy !req
532. I breed dogs for families.
"PULSHOF" DOG BREEDERSCopy !req
533. I always say,
my dogs are my kids.Copy !req
534. A problem child.
I found it, took care of it,Copy !req
535. He's actually quite cute,
the little guy.Copy !req
536. Now come to uncle!Copy !req
537. You little...
you little cute thing, you.Copy !req
538. Uncle always loved dogs so much,
yes he did!Copy !req
539. Her name's Sweetie.Copy !req
540. Could we borrow one of these dogs?Copy !req
541. Borrow?
- Borrow.Copy !req
542. I don't even know you.Copy !req
543. That takes trust.
- Yes.Copy !req
544. They're very sensitive.
- We'd take good care of it.Copy !req
545. The Führer really loves animals,
he knows animals.Copy !req
546. He gets on their level,Copy !req
547. and they like him.
- Get off, beast!Copy !req
548. I see it with him all the time,
animals come up to him and...Copy !req
549. Was that really necessary?Copy !req
550. Yes!
It was the only language he understood!Copy !req
551. Give me the gun.
- No. It's mine.Copy !req
552. You can't walk around
with a loaded pistol!Copy !req
553. You can really overdo it
with this method acting! I'm keeping it.Copy !req
554. What is this noise?Copy !req
555. What is this... this noise?Copy !req
556. It's, it's hip hop.Copy !req
557. "Nigger, nigger."Copy !req
558. What's that about?Copy !req
559. It's kind of like praise.Copy !req
560. Praise?
- Yes.Copy !req
561. What nonsense! Nigger is a swearword,
for Negro, any child knows that.Copy !req
562. Do you think I was born yesterday?
- No.Copy !req
563. "Nigger" means something like
friend, brother...Copy !req
564. Just nigger: Friend.Copy !req
565. Friend?
- Yes.Copy !req
566. Nigger?Copy !req
567. Hey, nigger!
- Ah!Copy !req
568. How you doing, nigger?
- Get it away!Copy !req
569. That's so gross!
- What's wrong?Copy !req
570. Get that... Yuck!Copy !req
571. Yuck!Copy !req
572. Get a hold of yourself!Copy !req
573. Completely soft in the belly
and degenerate!Copy !req
574. But just wait.Copy !req
575. I'll make a man out of you.Copy !req
576. It's only a dead dog.Copy !req
577. It has to be sent by registered...
- Later, not now!Copy !req
578. That fucking housefly.Copy !req
579. Sawatzki, what is it now?Copy !req
580. I'm in the middle of a shoot.Copy !req
581. It'll be a major scoop.
- Bye.Copy !req
582. No, please.
Just give me a chance.Copy !req
583. It'll knock your socks off.Copy !req
584. If you don't like it,
I'll never call you again.Copy !req
585. Just give me a chance, please!Copy !req
586. Okay, last chance.Copy !req
587. Thanks. We just have
one small problem.Copy !req
588. And that is, our money has run out,
and... I need my expenses covered.Copy !req
589. It's a very bad connection.
- You could transfer it to...Copy !req
590. You're shaking your phone
and stuttering.Copy !req
591. Shit.Copy !req
592. What did you do?Copy !req
593. I tried to kick a pesky fly.Copy !req
594. That's my mother's car.
Are you insane? We have no money!Copy !req
595. What do we do now?
- Don't be a whiner, Sawatzki!Copy !req
596. What do you think I would've become
if I hadn't gone into politics?Copy !req
597. A painter.Copy !req
598. PORTRAITS
DONATION WELCOMECopy !req
599. Hello, there.Copy !req
600. Feel like
having your portrait drawn?Copy !req
601. Have what drawn?
- A portrait.Copy !req
602. Of Hitler?
- Of you.Copy !req
603. I'm finished.Copy !req
604. A caricature.Copy !req
605. Looks just like you.Copy !req
606. Do you like it?
- Yes.Copy !req
607. I'm afraid to say no.
- How do you see yourself?Copy !req
608. As a vagabond.
- A vagabond?Copy !req
609. Yes.Copy !req
610. I've given it extra effort.
This is what happens to vagabonds.Copy !req
611. And those are the tears
that you will cry.Copy !req
612. Hang the picture at home, and...Copy !req
613. hang yourself next to it.
- I will.Copy !req
614. And today, in the year 2014,Copy !req
615. if someone comes
to the central square in Bayreuth,Copy !req
616. impersonating Hitler,Copy !req
617. and if that is tolerated
by the general public,Copy !req
618. then I have to say:
That is bad for Germany.Copy !req
619. And if it were up to me,
I would have you chased off.Copy !req
620. So much for the idea
that nobody would donate.Copy !req
621. Are you married, Sawatzki?Copy !req
622. No.
- I thought as much.Copy !req
623. What's that supposed to mean?
- It takes courage to get women.Copy !req
624. And that's exactly what you lack.Copy !req
625. You don't win over women
by hemming and hawing.Copy !req
626. Instead, you must
focus all your strength,Copy !req
627. and then, Sawatzki,
then you attack!Copy !req
628. You could write a self-help book:
"Mein Kampf... with my wife."Copy !req
629. I like you, Sawatzki.Copy !req
630. Come on.Copy !req
631. Touch the fence.Copy !req
632. You're afraid.
Come on.Copy !req
633. It's nothing.Copy !req
634. I didn't feel a thing.Copy !req
635. This is so beautiful.Copy !req
636. You must know me from the '30s.Copy !req
637. I was just thinking,
"I know that man."Copy !req
638. She just told me,
"He looks like..."?Copy !req
639. Hitler.
- Exactly.Copy !req
640. And it is me.Copy !req
641. Do you like the Bavarian conservative party?
- Not anymore.Copy !req
642. So who do you like?
- I'd go with the Greens.Copy !req
643. The Greens?
- Yes.Copy !req
644. That would be good.Copy !req
645. Protecting nature
protects the homeland.Copy !req
646. Protecting nature is good
and a Christian value.Copy !req
647. It wasn't all bad back then.
- No, you can't say that.Copy !req
648. But politics made it bad.Copy !req
649. You can't go lamenting about the past.Copy !req
650. Sure you can.
You have to learn from the past,Copy !req
651. and it can't ever
be allowed to repeat itself.Copy !req
652. It won't,
this time we'll do it right!Copy !req
653. What you think is naive.
- It's not at all naive.Copy !req
654. We'll do it right this time.Copy !req
655. You should support me. Would you?
- Definitely not.Copy !req
656. I would never.
- Do you have a pen?Copy !req
657. I'd like to get his address.Copy !req
658. It's for the first wave of arrests.
Then we'll see.Copy !req
659. I'm not afraid.Copy !req
660. I love you, Germany!Copy !req
661. Oh, that... that stings!Copy !req
662. Take it off!Copy !req
663. It burns!Copy !req
664. WORLD CUP FAN ZONECopy !req
665. Fuck Germany!
You're all fucking Nazis!Copy !req
666. Shit!
- You going to take that?Copy !req
667. Fucking traitor!
- Hang him from that tree!Copy !req
668. This is what happens
to parasites!Copy !req
669. Down with Germany!Copy !req
670. Don't put up with it!
Let him have it!Copy !req
671. Take a picture of me and Adolf.
- Okay, I will.Copy !req
672. I love Hitler!Copy !req
673. May I hug you?
- It would be my pleasure.Copy !req
674. Thanks!Copy !req
675. "Hitler's walking around."Copy !req
676. "He's really into 'The Downfall'."
- "Looks good for his age."Copy !req
677. Sawatzki,
you are really scaring me. Really.Copy !req
678. This clip
has over a million clicks!Copy !req
679. How many?
- Over a million, and I just put it up.Copy !req
680. I've got more footage.Copy !req
681. No way.
- Yes.Copy !req
682. It's bold, it's provocative, it's...Copy !req
683. In your face, you know...Copy !req
684. Sorry.Copy !req
685. What do you think?Copy !req
686. Have you talked to anyone else about it?
- No.Copy !req
687. Good.
Give me the contact and the footage.Copy !req
688. Not necessary, he's already here.Copy !req
689. Who?
- Adolf Hitler. Hello.Copy !req
690. Sensen...Copy !req
691. brink. Hello.Copy !req
692. Sawatzki, come with me, please.Copy !req
693. This is no circus.Copy !req
694. Let me spell it out
in case you're slow on the uptake:Copy !req
695. Take that lunatic and get out.
- Hitler, don't go in there!Copy !req
696. Mr. Hitler, you can't just...
- That's really getting old...Copy !req
697. Mr. Sensenbrink!
- Sorry, he just charged in...Copy !req
698. Are we that desperate?
- Not you!Copy !req
699. I think you're right.
- About what?Copy !req
700. Our situation is desperate.Copy !req
701. Let us save Germany together.Copy !req
702. Great idea, the show's over.
- Hold on a second.Copy !req
703. How do you plan on saving Germany?Copy !req
704. Do you drink coffee?Copy !req
705. Occasionally.Copy !req
706. You!Copy !req
707. Do you drink coffee?
- Yes.Copy !req
708. Where does your coffee come from?Copy !req
709. Usually from Starbucks.Copy !req
710. And who is responsible for it?Copy !req
711. For the preservatives
they put in it?Copy !req
712. Surely not Mr. Starbuck.
He wants nothing to do with it.Copy !req
713. Nobody wants anything to do with it.
- True.Copy !req
714. That's why we need a change.Copy !req
715. A leader who is responsible for things,
body and soul.Copy !req
716. Germany needs to know:Copy !req
717. The Autobahn
was not built by some fool!Copy !req
718. No, it was built by the Führer!Copy !req
719. When you eat bread,
you know it comes from the baker.Copy !req
720. And if you invade
what's left of the Czech Republic,Copy !req
721. then you know
it was the fuhrer.Copy !req
722. Is this something you've prepared?Copy !req
723. What for, Mrs. Bellini?Copy !req
724. The bedrock foundation of my world viewCopy !req
725. enables me
to draw the right conclusions.Copy !req
726. Amazing. Mr. Sensenbrink,Copy !req
727. find the proper TV format
for this gentleman.Copy !req
728. Of course.Copy !req
729. Just one thing, Mr...Copy !req
730. Hitler.
- Yes.Copy !req
731. We do agree:
the topic of Jews is not funny.Copy !req
732. How right you are,
Mrs. Bellini.Copy !req
733. I've rarely encountered
such splendid women.Copy !req
734. Riefenstahl was one,
and this Bellini is of similar caliber.Copy !req
735. Her tight body stands upright,Copy !req
736. she is alert, ready with
a quick and correct response.Copy !req
737. Like a wolf lying in wait.Copy !req
738. In tense situations,
she may take a longer dragCopy !req
739. from her electronic cigarette.Copy !req
740. But otherwise, she's under control.
What a woman!Copy !req
741. And? How did it go?
- As expected.Copy !req
742. Mr. Sensenbrink?
How was it?Copy !req
743. What?
- In the office?Copy !req
744. Oh. Just fine.
- Then I'm back in?Copy !req
745. I'm bursting with ideas.
- I'll get in touch.Copy !req
746. Hold on. You have to hire me back,
or else I'm taking Hitler with me.Copy !req
747. Sure. I'll make sure you get a job
that carries some weight.Copy !req
748. Thank you.Copy !req
749. There you go.Copy !req
750. Sensenbrink said it's temporary,Copy !req
751. until a new editorial spot opens up.Copy !req
752. I have to say,
that new comedian is really something.Copy !req
753. It's hard to believe
he's not the real thing.Copy !req
754. Yes, I know.Copy !req
755. And you discovered him?Copy !req
756. Yes.Copy !req
757. Would you have a coffee
with me sometime?Copy !req
758. I'm sorry.Copy !req
759. Whenever I see you, then...Copy !req
760. You know?
- No,Copy !req
761. but if you want a date...Copy !req
762. no problem.
- Uh, yes.Copy !req
763. And you guys are, like,
friends of Franziska's?Copy !req
764. Apparently so.Copy !req
765. And are you, like, emos?Copy !req
766. Or goths,
or whatever they're called?Copy !req
767. No, we're Satanists.Copy !req
768. How nice.Copy !req
769. Grandma, this is Fabian.Copy !req
770. I won't sign a thing.
- You don't have to.Copy !req
771. Where are the teabags?Copy !req
772. It's so nice here.Copy !req
773. Yummy, this cake is great.Copy !req
774. Did you bake it?
- Why are you messing with her?Copy !req
775. Excuse me?
- She suffers from dementia,Copy !req
776. and you ask her if she baked
an almond-strawberry-cream cake?Copy !req
777. Are you a sadist?
- No.Copy !req
778. Good morning.
- Morning.Copy !req
779. Good morning.Copy !req
780. Well, this will be your new... Reich.Copy !req
781. Get...
- Morning.Copy !req
782. Hitler. Michael. Do you mind?
- Hi.Copy !req
783. It works.
- What's wrong?Copy !req
784. Laugh over there.
- Will I get my desk back?Copy !req
785. We'll see.Copy !req
786. Yes, then I'll pick you up later
for training.Copy !req
787. I don't need training.
- Call it tuning.Copy !req
788. Tuning for...
- No need.Copy !req
789. You need it for modern TV.
- No, I need a typewriter.Copy !req
790. Mrs. Krömeier?
She'll help you out.Copy !req
791. I'm a pro.
- Hey there, mister...Copy !req
792. It's not "mister,"
it's "my Führer."Copy !req
793. Oh yeah?
- I want a proper greeting.Copy !req
794. I knew it, I get to play a part!
- Uh...Copy !req
795. Morning, my Führer!
- Miss Krömeier?Copy !req
796. Lower your hand.Copy !req
797. It's supposed to be shouted, right?
Or shouted differently?Copy !req
798. Miss Krömeier, do me a favor?Copy !req
799. Stop shouting.
- Jawohl, my Führer.Copy !req
800. I agree.
Just play the secretary.Copy !req
801. Get him connected
with the big wide world.Copy !req
802. All right then...Copy !req
803. Let's get started.Copy !req
804. Then she showed me
one of the most amazing inventions:Copy !req
805. The computer.Copy !req
806. Back in the day,
computers weren't really my thing.Copy !req
807. For the troops,
they seemed too bulky.Copy !req
808. But after that computers
became ever smaller and more practical.Copy !req
809. And then along came Douglas Engelbart
and invented this "mouse" device.Copy !req
810. I'll take it now, okay?Copy !req
811. With this, you move the pointer
on the desktop.Copy !req
812. Here, try it.Copy !req
813. With the mouse.
- Double click on the left side.Copy !req
814. You're doing great, Mr. Hitler,
for your first time.Copy !req
815. What name should I use
for your email?Copy !req
816. My name. Adolf Hitler.Copy !req
817. Is that your real name?
- No, of course not!Copy !req
818. My real name is
Shmul Rosenzweig!Copy !req
819. Well, great. "Shmul" is cool.Copy !req
820. Shmul, is that with a "ch"?
- That was a joke, Miss Krömeier!Copy !req
821. Oh.Copy !req
822. "Adolf dot Hitler" is taken.
- What? Someone stole my name!Copy !req
823. How about
using a different name?Copy !req
824. You mean, like a pseudonym?
- Kind of.Copy !req
825. I see.
Fine, then use "Wulf..."Copy !req
826. "Wulf's"... "Wulf's Lair."Copy !req
827. "Wulf's Lair 6" is available.
- I am not Wulf's Lair 6!Copy !req
828. What was that thing called,
Ober... Obersalzbach?Copy !req
829. Obersalz berg,
Fräulein Krömeier.Copy !req
830. Use "New Reichs Chancellery."
I always liked it.Copy !req
831. Mrs. Krömeier showed me even more.
A wonderful technology!Copy !req
832. The Internetwork.Copy !req
833. Enter something
you're interested in.Copy !req
834. "World supremacy," and search.Copy !req
835. There's everything about
world supremacy. Great, huh?Copy !req
836. This Wikipedia...Copy !req
837. Even the name illustrates
the ingenuity of the Aryans.Copy !req
838. "Pedia" like "encyclopedia,"Copy !req
839. "wiki" like the explorer blood
of the Vikings.Copy !req
840. Are you crying, my Führer?
- No.Copy !req
841. I'm about to cry, too.Copy !req
842. I know enough of those types
like Sensenbrink.Copy !req
843. Sensenbrink hopes he's a success,
but he's only an accessory to success.Copy !req
844. Because he suspects this,
he fears the momentCopy !req
845. it is revealed
that the success is neither his,Copy !req
846. nor was he an accessory to it.Copy !req
847. It's bound to fail:
Hitler on primetime.Copy !req
848. The Jewish Council will be all over us.Copy !req
849. Bellini is outdoing you.Copy !req
850. Just you wait.Copy !req
851. I'm putting Hitler
on the "Whoa, Dude!" show.Copy !req
852. The TV critics... I can only imagine
the shitstorm we'll see.Copy !req
853. This Hitler thing...Copy !req
854. is going to break Katja Bellini's neck!Copy !req
855. Asylum seekers...Copy !req
856. COMEDY AUTHORS
"WHOA, DUDE!" SHOWCopy !req
857. gypsies, minorities.
I like it.Copy !req
858. Jews, foreigners, homosexuals,
and concentration camps.Copy !req
859. Those are good topics.
Even I could come up with something.Copy !req
860. And now I'd like you to think up
fitting gags and one-liners.Copy !req
861. You mean positive,
with an ironic twist, or what?Copy !req
862. I don't quite understand.
- Funny one-liners.Copy !req
863. Racist jokes are racist.
You know that, right?Copy !req
864. I like it.Copy !req
865. You like racism?Copy !req
866. If anyone should own
the topic of racism, then it should be us.Copy !req
867. In order to be plausible,
he has to do it.Copy !req
868. Good. Now we're talking.Copy !req
869. I'm just saying, there are no taboos.Copy !req
870. There are no red lines,
and if you sense one,Copy !req
871. you are cordially invited to cross it.Copy !req
872. "Salafists and Jews
are similar:Copy !req
873. circumcised,
hook-nosed and highly flammable."Copy !req
874. "Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz:
They all gave it one star."Copy !req
875. "What does a Jewish pedophile say?
Want to buy a candy?"Copy !req
876. Please excuse my chuckling.Copy !req
877. "A Salafist comes home to
his screaming child: 'What a terror'."Copy !req
878. "My driving teacher asked me where
the gas is: 'Second door on the right'."Copy !req
879. Jesus.Copy !req
880. "Idioms change over time.
'Ashes to ashes' used to meanCopy !req
881. you went to Auschwitz on vacation."Copy !req
882. Is this what you want?Copy !req
883. Yes.Copy !req
884. Precisely.Copy !req
885. Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
886. I just wanted to say hello.Copy !req
887. Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
888. Same here.Copy !req
889. That... looks great.Copy !req
890. Christoph, do you have a moment?Copy !req
891. What is it?Copy !req
892. Well, this is a great idea.
- Yes?Copy !req
893. Hitler on the show.Copy !req
894. Nobody asks me anymore?Copy !req
895. It seems I no longer understand
the concept of my own show.Copy !req
896. It's... funny.
- Oh yeah?Copy !req
897. With Hitler, it's always a fine line.
- I know.Copy !req
898. Your show plays with fine lines.Copy !req
899. This will be a one-time deal.
Do I have your word?Copy !req
900. Two. You have two words.Copy !req
901. Oh, please!Copy !req
902. Michi...
- Michi...Copy !req
903. Jeanette, can you get us a drink?
- My name's Janine.Copy !req
904. The...Copy !req
905. show is live.Copy !req
906. But no need to worry...Copy !req
907. Just be... yourself.Copy !req
908. The show "Whoa Dude!"
confirms everything I had heard.Copy !req
909. Witzigmann appears
in various costumes:Copy !req
910. black U.S. president,
Muslim womanCopy !req
911. or other minority,
to make mincemeat of current politics.Copy !req
912. I'm on an erotic diet.Copy !req
913. A fruit course for breakfast, lunch
and dinner, intercourse for dessert...Copy !req
914. The transition was to happen
with a lineCopy !req
915. Witzigmann delivered
without a flinch:Copy !req
916. Ladies and gentlemen,
he's been lost for decades,Copy !req
917. now he's back!
Give a warm welcome to...Copy !req
918. Adolf Hitler!Copy !req
919. All or nothing, here we go.Copy !req
920. Welcome, dear Adolf, to...Copy !req
921. to "Whoa..."
- "Dude!"Copy !req
922. Greetings!Copy !req
923. All right.
Then I'd say: Bombs away!Copy !req
924. When they see me,
the audience becomes uneasy.Copy !req
925. They try to match my face
to that of the Hitler actors they know.Copy !req
926. I see their unease,Copy !req
927. which my mere gaze
transforms into breathless silence.Copy !req
928. Is this part of the act?Copy !req
929. Not this long.Copy !req
930. Is it a blackout?Copy !req
931. An assistant gives me a sign,
as if I'd forgotten my lines.Copy !req
932. It was clear that in the face of
this seeming inaction,Copy !req
933. that amateur Witzigmann
started to sweat.Copy !req
934. What is this?
What's going on?Copy !req
935. Will he do anything?
- He has to, we're live.Copy !req
936. Michael, you take over.
- No, we wait.Copy !req
937. Give him time.Copy !req
938. Witzigmann doesn't understand
the power of silence, he feared it.Copy !req
939. I let the air flow into my lungs...Copy !req
940. and give the silence... a sound.Copy !req
941. Over there... is someone...Copy !req
942. is holding some signs.Copy !req
943. With text for me to read out.Copy !req
944. The text... is a joke.Copy !req
945. A joke about immigrants.Copy !req
946. But why make jokes about immigrants?Copy !req
947. If you have rats in your house,
you don't get a clown,Copy !req
948. you call pest control.Copy !req
949. The television in my hotel...Copy !req
950. is this thin.Copy !req
951. A marvel of human ingenuity.Copy !req
952. But what is shown
on that television?Copy !req
953. Just trash.
When times are bad...Copy !req
954. people need light entertainment.
That's why, in 1944,Copy !req
955. we broadcast light comedies.Copy !req
956. But how bad can times get...Copy !req
957. for the people to be bombarded
with such idiotic nonsense!Copy !req
958. He's so right.Copy !req
959. What kind of country is this?Copy !req
960. Child poverty...Copy !req
961. old-age poverty,
unemployment...Copy !req
962. birthrate lower than ever.
No wonder!Copy !req
963. Who wants to have a child
in this country?Copy !req
964. We are racing...Copy !req
965. toward the abyss.Copy !req
966. But we don't see it,Copy !req
967. because on TV...Copy !req
968. you cannot see the abyss.Copy !req
969. You see...Copy !req
970. a cooking show.Copy !req
971. I will keep fighting
against TVCopy !req
972. until we not only see the abyss,Copy !req
973. but until we overcome it!Copy !req
974. It is 8:45 PM,
broadcasting is returning fire.Copy !req
975. Yes!Copy !req
976. Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
977. It's getting pretty late.
- Yes.Copy !req
978. Oh God,
I forgot to call home.Copy !req
979. Are you married?Copy !req
980. No, I'm not married...Copy !req
981. No, I live with my mo...Copy !req
982. My moth...Copy !req
983. Come again?
- My other flatmate.Copy !req
984. To be honest, with my mother.Copy !req
985. Want to sleep here?Copy !req
986. Yes.Copy !req
987. On the couch.
- Uh, yes.Copy !req
988. But no touching.
- No, I'd never touch you.Copy !req
989. Who said never?Copy !req
990. Hey, not so loud!
You'll wake my Grandma.Copy !req
991. Margot wants one too...
- Get that asshole off my show!Copy !req
992. Did you fall asleep in the control room?
- Enough.Copy !req
993. I'll never forgive you.
- Michael... - Shut up.Copy !req
994. All right, my friend...Copy !req
995. Yes, that's enough now.Copy !req
996. Thank you.
Oh, just shut up, Katja, okay?Copy !req
997. Hey, leave Hitler alone!
- No, this is...Copy !req
998. Stop it!
- Leave the Führer alone!Copy !req
999. We've seen this act
a hundred times!Copy !req
1000. Asshole!
You're a real cunt! Let me go!Copy !req
1001. This is my show!Copy !req
1002. Put the Führer
on all the shows!Copy !req
1003. Breakfast Show,
Celebrity Dinner, whatever.Copy !req
1004. This is a hit!
- Okay.Copy !req
1005. This will be great.Copy !req
1006. Thanks, everybody. Get home safely.
- Shit.Copy !req
1007. And now our next guest!Copy !req
1008. Would it be wrong to say
he's taken Germany by storm?Copy !req
1009. Give a warm welcome to...
Adolf Hitler!Copy !req
1010. You wanted to be a painter.
It didn't work.Copy !req
1011. Was it the lack of talent, or what?
- No...Copy !req
1012. It was providence that wanted
a person like me to be a politician.Copy !req
1013. Like with a provocative rapper:
You stand on a crate yelling,Copy !req
1014. and people look, then what?
- It's not about provocation.Copy !req
1015. It's about the German people.Copy !req
1016. A leader is nothing without his people.
It's like MozartCopy !req
1017. without a piano.Copy !req
1018. He could play violin with his sister,
but if we take that away too?Copy !req
1019. What's your piano?
- The people.Copy !req
1020. I play piano on the people.Copy !req
1021. The black keys as well?
- The black keys as well.Copy !req
1022. When they have to be pressed.Copy !req
1023. What are your plans for the future?Copy !req
1024. To make Germany great again,
and secure the survival of the Germans.Copy !req
1025. Maybe I should just leave?Copy !req
1026. Even for you, we have tasks.
- I bet.Copy !req
1027. With the Autobahn, for example.Copy !req
1028. They need people
for the toll booths.Copy !req
1029. Or in construction.
- Yes.Copy !req
1030. You have to stay Hitler?
- Yes, so I can get things done.Copy !req
1031. So you don't have any
Hitler-free moments?Copy !req
1032. No, no, I do not.Copy !req
1033. Just like you have no
Thadeusz-free moments.Copy !req
1034. It was your destiny.Copy !req
1035. And what is your destiny?
- You are a little screw...Copy !req
1036. in the grand machine of time.Copy !req
1037. And you?
- I'm the steering wheel,Copy !req
1038. and you're the little screw.Copy !req
1039. Germans swinging from one
Jungle Camp to the next.Copy !req
1040. It's worse than the two World Wars
I experienced.Copy !req
1041. We are racing...Copy !req
1042. Toward the abyssCopy !req
1043. But we don't see itCopy !req
1044. Because on televisionCopy !req
1045. You cannot see the abyssCopy !req
1046. The abyss!Copy !req
1047. World War 2 wasn't that great, but now
there's a new comedian on the march.Copy !req
1048. And he imitated Hitler!Copy !req
1049. What's wrong with this guy?Copy !req
1050. At any rate, quite the rebel!Copy !req
1051. And on television, he goes and says:
"Television is trash."Copy !req
1052. And I'm like:
Hold on, I have to see this!Copy !req
1053. Should you take it seriously
or should you laugh at it?Copy !req
1054. What he's talking about
is serious, and he's kind of right.Copy !req
1055. The big question is:
Is Germany ready for this kind of humor?Copy !req
1056. in the midst of a refugee debate,
I say: No!Copy !req
1057. No, Witzigmann,
it's not all about the ratings.Copy !req
1058. it shouldn't be underestimated.Copy !req
1059. Back then there was a lot of talk too,
and it was put into practice.Copy !req
1060. I'm not sure
if this is a good or a bad thing.Copy !req
1061. And you have that perfect
Fashion Führer look!Copy !req
1062. The sad thing is, what he's saying
isn't all that wrong.Copy !req
1063. Child poverty, old-age poverty,
unemployment...Copy !req
1064. Chancellor or YouTube star?
He seems to have what it takes for both.Copy !req
1065. Have a child in this country...
What kind of country is this...Copy !req
1066. Do I really want to have kids
in this world?Copy !req
1067. I thought he was great,
and I'm going to stay tuned.Copy !req
1068. Child poverty, old-age poverty,
unemployment...Copy !req
1069. Yesterday on "Whoa, Dude!"...
- I hate you,Copy !req
1070. I hate everybody.
Except for Hitler.Copy !req
1071. With his little moustache...Copy !req
1072. "Brown Gold, the Bittersweet
Attraction of Adolf H."Copy !req
1073. "The Führer, of all people,
hits the nail on the head."Copy !req
1074. Nothing but positive.Copy !req
1075. Sheer enthusiasm.
Everywhere, really. Sheer enthusiasm.Copy !req
1076. Oh, here's a bad one.Copy !req
1077. "Stop this bulshit,
you fuckin Juwish pig."Copy !req
1078. Haven't had such a good laugh
in a while.Copy !req
1079. It was pretty sadCopy !req
1080. that it took months
before I even realizedCopy !req
1081. there were people who felt the calling
to continue the work of the NSDAP.Copy !req
1082. The National Democratic Party,
if you look closely behind the facade,Copy !req
1083. is only against the death penalty,
I mean for it,Copy !req
1084. for pedophiles and the like.
They're for justice.Copy !req
1085. If you will.
We're just fighting for our rights.Copy !req
1086. We could use more democracyCopy !req
1087. so that someone
can lay down the law,Copy !req
1088. and say: This is how we're doing it.
That's it, no discussion.Copy !req
1089. You are so right.
That's just my kind of democracy.Copy !req
1090. That's how I see democracy.Copy !req
1091. How do you see Germany?
What would you change in general?Copy !req
1092. HEAD OF AFD BAVARIACopy !req
1093. So, a big topic for us
is federal finance reform.Copy !req
1094. And then another overall topic
is educational policy,Copy !req
1095. we want the government
to take more responsibility...Copy !req
1096. And finally, there's also...Copy !req
1097. Okay, he doesn't seem to agree.Copy !req
1098. This steamroller tactic by the media,
putting us in the right-wing corner...Copy !req
1099. Of course, that's no good.Copy !req
1100. You cook for National Socialism?Copy !req
1101. VEGAN NEO-NAZI
INTERNET COOKING SHOWCopy !req
1102. Only for Germany.
- We're Germans first, then Socialists.Copy !req
1103. Destiny gave us this great technology
to use for propaganda, and you,Copy !req
1104. you use it to prepare a silly stew!
How utterly idiotic!Copy !req
1105. They want to be heirs
to National Socialism? They are nothing!Copy !req
1106. Build the Fourth Reich?
They can't even build an Ikea shelf.Copy !req
1107. The political situation
DEP. CHAIRMAN NPDCopy !req
1108. is good, as underhanded as it sounds.Copy !req
1109. Of course we're not happy to seeCopy !req
1110. between 200 and 400 asylum seekers
showing up in Munich each week.Copy !req
1111. I agree. The worse the situation is,Copy !req
1112. the better it is for people like us.
- It's good, politically.Copy !req
1113. You see.Copy !req
1114. I need men like you.Copy !req
1115. I'd like to send you
into the next war. Right to the front.Copy !req
1116. Would you do whatever I order?Copy !req
1117. Turn that thing off.Copy !req
1118. If you were really him,
I probably would.Copy !req
1119. SOMEWHERE IN BRANDENBURGCopy !req
1120. Thinking of Germany at nightCopy !req
1121. Puts all thought of sleep to flightCopy !req
1122. Ain't that the truth.Copy !req
1123. That man brought me to tears
with his poem.Copy !req
1124. How many people can you round up?
- Over 500.Copy !req
1125. Over 500? 2000?Copy !req
1126. And they'll beat our ideas
into the heads of the intellectuals.Copy !req
1127. Not a problem.Copy !req
1128. But they'll only follow
if there really is a just cause.Copy !req
1129. That's right.
It's always about content.Copy !req
1130. Most people would even die for it.
- Sure, I'd die for my country too.Copy !req
1131. Me too.
- You see?Copy !req
1132. That's what I need.
- I'm already there.Copy !req
1133. Men like you.
- In a heartbeat.Copy !req
1134. Be strong.
- Exactly.Copy !req
1135. Schnappi, be strong!Copy !req
1136. Yes, Schnappi, be strong.
Hard as Krupp's steel,Copy !req
1137. swift as a greyhound,
tough as leather!Copy !req
1138. For Germany.
- For Germany. For the cause.Copy !req
1139. All right, then...
So long, niggas!Copy !req
1140. Niggers?
- You niggas!Copy !req
1141. That's what you say nowadays.
- There are no niggers here.Copy !req
1142. HEADQUARTERS NPDCopy !req
1143. Admittedly, the Brown House in Munich
was not earth-shattering at the time.Copy !req
1144. But this shack in Köpenick, Berlin,
how pitiful.Copy !req
1145. The building alone
looked like a hopeless case.Copy !req
1146. What is this?
- It's our doorbell nameplate.Copy !req
1147. Such a small nameplate is cowardice
before the enemy. Out of my way!Copy !req
1148. Stop, this is our office. Hello!Copy !req
1149. Can you please...Copy !req
1150. Oh, man.Copy !req
1151. Do you have a filming permit?Copy !req
1152. Since when does a national movement
hide behind bureaucracy?Copy !req
1153. I want to speak to your Reichsleiter.Copy !req
1154. You mean the chairman?Copy !req
1155. Who should I say is here?
- The name is Hitler.Copy !req
1156. Okay.Copy !req
1157. You see "hit the gas" in quotation marks.Copy !req
1158. As if you shouldn't actually
hit the gas.Copy !req
1159. Is this for Channel 7 or something?
- This is for Germany!Copy !req
1160. Okay, I got it.Copy !req
1161. Well, how nice.Copy !req
1162. It's Mr. Hitler.Copy !req
1163. Ulf Birne, Federal Chairman
of the National Democratic Party.Copy !req
1164. Please. We have to talk.Copy !req
1165. It's my pleasure.Copy !req
1166. So you represent the national cause?
- Well...Copy !req
1167. You haven't been around for a while.Copy !req
1168. I have to manage my time.Copy !req
1169. The question is, what have you
achieved up till now?Copy !req
1170. Our comrades...
- You share the trenches with comrades.Copy !req
1171. Except for me, however,
that applies to nobody here.Copy !req
1172. Okay.Copy !req
1173. We National Democrats...
- National Democrats.Copy !req
1174. National Democracy!
What's that supposed to be?Copy !req
1175. National Socialism
requires a conception of democracyCopy !req
1176. that is not suited for a name!
How stupid can you be?Copy !req
1177. Have you read my book?
- It's hard to get in Germany.Copy !req
1178. Is that your excuse for having read it?Copy !req
1179. Or for having not read it?Copy !req
1180. Or for not having quite understood it?Copy !req
1181. Well, this is...Copy !req
1182. Can we turn off the camera?
- No!Copy !req
1183. You have wasted enough time.Copy !req
1184. Each of your words
throws the movement back by decades.Copy !req
1185. What about race?Copy !req
1186. Germany for the Germans?
- Who else would it be for?Copy !req
1187. For the Poles?Copy !req
1188. Is this your best available man?Copy !req
1189. Then good luck, gentlemen.Copy !req
1190. I'd like to see Mrs. Bellini.
Where is her office?Copy !req
1191. It's over there, but I can't...
- Thanks.Copy !req
1192. We'll find it.
- You can't just...Copy !req
1193. Thank you.
Hello, Mrs. Bellini.Copy !req
1194. The cops and the D.A. are here!
- Quicker than expected.Copy !req
1195. Oh. What can I do for you?Copy !req
1196. Hello.
- The DA is here.Copy !req
1197. Göttlicher, District Attorney...
- Katja Bellini.Copy !req
1198. A complaint has been filedCopy !req
1199. charging violation of hate laws.Copy !req
1200. What?Copy !req
1201. Who filed the complaint?Copy !req
1202. Anonymous.Copy !req
1203. Ah, what a yellow-bellied snitch.Copy !req
1204. Okay, what exactly
does this mean for us?Copy !req
1205. Looks like we have to cancel
the "Führer" show.Copy !req
1206. Oh, you can keep broadcasting.Copy !req
1207. Personally, I think
the show is brilliant.Copy !req
1208. The way he...Copy !req
1209. I'm happy to hear it.
- And that stringency.Copy !req
1210. I'm sure the complaint was filed by some
left-wing liberals. You know the type.Copy !req
1211. I'm sure the investigation
will come to nothing.Copy !req
1212. This will take care of itself.Copy !req
1213. Good bye.Copy !req
1214. Mr. Sensenbrink, what about the dog?
- Dog?Copy !req
1215. I have to pay the invoice
for the dead dog.Copy !req
1216. What dog?Copy !req
1217. The dog that died while Mr. Hitler
and Sawatzki were filming.Copy !req
1218. Do I file it under write-offs?Copy !req
1219. Or under losses?Copy !req
1220. I'll handle it.Copy !req
1221. That's nice.Copy !req
1222. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1223. What's wrong?
- You're asking me what's wrong?Copy !req
1224. A huge pile of Hitler-Nazi-shit,
that's what.Copy !req
1225. And everyone shouts, "Hurrah!"Copy !req
1226. That's what.
This is the most fucked-up, evil,Copy !req
1227. inhuman...
- You're drunk.Copy !req
1228. And you're sober.Copy !req
1229. You're doing all this bullshit
with a clear head.Copy !req
1230. You know how many people
are cheering him on?Copy !req
1231. Not because they think
he's funny, or ironic.Copy !req
1232. They think what he says is cool!
They think he's right.Copy !req
1233. And now I ask you, Mrs. Katja Bellini:
Are you okay with that?Copy !req
1234. Or don't you give a shit?
- What about all the positive reviews?Copy !req
1235. Those journalists are complete morons.Copy !req
1236. They're afraid
of missing the dramatic ambiguity.Copy !req
1237. But there is no ambiguity with
Mr. Hitler. He's just an asshole!Copy !req
1238. This is a big, brown
pile of Nazi bullshit.Copy !req
1239. And you're sitting right on top of it,Copy !req
1240. because you're the boss of it all.
- That's enough.Copy !req
1241. You're not a coward.
You're notCopy !req
1242. stupid, like so many.
You're obsessed with your career.Copy !req
1243. Careful.
- That hurt. Okay.Copy !req
1244. Good night, Mrs. Goebbels.Copy !req
1245. I have a confession to make.
We had your background checked.Copy !req
1246. Then the results
must have reassured you.Copy !req
1247. On the one hand, yes.
We found nothing incriminating.Copy !req
1248. And on the other hand?
- We found nothing at all about you.Copy !req
1249. As if you never existed.Copy !req
1250. Would you like to know
if I ever existed?Copy !req
1251. Please understand,Copy !req
1252. we need to make sure we're not
dealing with the real Hitler...Copy !req
1253. What am I saying?Copy !req
1254. Indeed. That's high treason.Copy !req
1255. So you've never been
in a right-wing party?Copy !req
1256. On the contrary:
I was a founding member.Copy !req
1257. Membership number 555.Copy !req
1258. What?Copy !req
1259. A youthful folly, I hope.
- Nonsense. In 1919,Copy !req
1260. I was 30 years old.
That's no youthful folly.Copy !req
1261. 1919?
- When else?Copy !req
1262. I even thought up that fraud!Copy !req
1263. We started at 500 so it sounded like
we had more members.Copy !req
1264. Thank you
for the warm welcome.Copy !req
1265. Nice of you to join us,
and nice of you to join us.Copy !req
1266. How shall I address you tonight?Copy !req
1267. "Mr. Hitler" would suffice.Copy !req
1268. You can also say "My Führer."
- You're a comedian, aren't you?Copy !req
1269. Some people see me that way.Copy !req
1270. Are you comfortable in that role?
- I feel comfortable in every role.Copy !req
1271. I want to reach people, and you can't
reach someone who isn't listening.Copy !req
1272. So I'm willing to play the fool.Copy !req
1273. What kind of person are you?Copy !req
1274. Many newspapers
write that you're crazy.Copy !req
1275. What do you say to that?
- Do I look crazy?Copy !req
1276. Pardon me for saying so but,
a little. Your eyes scare me.Copy !req
1277. Here I stand, I cannot do other.
I am who I am.Copy !req
1278. Is that funny?
- As funny as the times we're living in.Copy !req
1279. I have my doubts whether
what you're doing is justified.Copy !req
1280. Look what we've found:Copy !req
1281. Among the clips you filmed
was this one...Copy !req
1282. What clip?
- Have a look.Copy !req
1283. I can only sell dogs
to people I trust.Copy !req
1284. You can't do that.
You don't... That...Copy !req
1285. What is this?Copy !req
1286. It's...Copy !req
1287. Damned mutt!
- My dog!Copy !req
1288. You shot my dog!Copy !req
1289. Do you find that funny?Copy !req
1290. Are we supposed to laugh?
- It was an accident.Copy !req
1291. What?
- It wasn't really that bad.Copy !req
1292. Okay, it was.
How did he get that?Copy !req
1293. You should know.
- Is that your humor?Copy !req
1294. Could you tell me
why you did that clip?Copy !req
1295. That clip...
I had to shoot that dog,Copy !req
1296. because the dog had it coming,
don't you see?Copy !req
1297. That dog bit me in the finger!Copy !req
1298. And I did exactly
what I would do to you.Copy !req
1299. I'll turn your studio
into a parking lot for tanks!Copy !req
1300. I will certainly not
be fired because of a dog.Copy !req
1301. "TV HITLER
FINALLY GETS CANNED!"Copy !req
1302. It hurts me deep down.
You tried so hard.Copy !req
1303. Spare me your false pity.
- I think he means it.Copy !req
1304. Anything is possible in TV.Copy !req
1305. The viewer will forgive nearly anything.
But killing a little dog...Copy !req
1306. The German soul will not forgive it.Copy !req
1307. My wife and I became ill
after watching this.Copy !req
1308. I wish you all the best.Copy !req
1309. Now you're at the helm.Copy !req
1310. Don't disappoint me.Copy !req
1311. Certainly not.Copy !req
1312. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
1313. We lost our hotel room.Copy !req
1314. Can we sleep here a while?
- Sure.Copy !req
1315. Thank you, madam,Copy !req
1316. your support will go down...
- Come on!Copy !req
1317. In history...Copy !req
1318. Amazing, the path that destiny takes
to reach its destination.Copy !req
1319. It brings about
these moments of crisis,Copy !req
1320. but only so I can find the time
to write a second great book.Copy !req
1321. What are you doing?
- I'm writing a new book.Copy !req
1322. And?
- Completely insane.Copy !req
1323. He describes waking up
here in modern Berlin.Copy !req
1324. I'm in it, you're in it.Copy !req
1325. I can see it made into a movie.Copy !req
1326. I have one condition: I want to do
the film adaptation of the book.Copy !req
1327. Fine.Copy !req
1328. Success was quick to come.Copy !req
1329. "TV HITLER WRITES DIARY"Copy !req
1330. "NO HITLER = NO AUDIENCE"Copy !req
1331. "TV HITLER DONATES
FOR ANIMAL PROTECTION"Copy !req
1332. LOOK WHO'S BACK" BOOK PROMOTIONCopy !req
1333. Respect for how he has coped
with the new world.Copy !req
1334. I don't kill anyone,
if it's not absolutely necessary.Copy !req
1335. Fear not...
I'm quite a nice guy.Copy !req
1336. The Facebook recruiting call
for my new troops was promising,Copy !req
1337. but the raw material
left much to be desired.Copy !req
1338. My God!Copy !req
1339. And 30 more on top of that,Copy !req
1340. till you stop laughing.Copy !req
1341. Enjoying yourself. Hm?Copy !req
1342. Go on, enjoy yourself.
Are you having fun?Copy !req
1343. Doesn't look like your laughing now.Copy !req
1344. Louder!Copy !req
1345. 3 MONTHS LATERCopy !req
1346. Mr. Sensenbrink, the ratings
are too low to be measured.Copy !req
1347. Ad revenue is next to nothing.Copy !req
1348. Our liquidity...Copy !req
1349. Witzigmann's show
will get us back on track.Copy !req
1350. As of now, we broadcast
"Whoa, Dude!" five times a week.Copy !req
1351. Mr. Sensenbrink...Copy !req
1352. Witzigmann...
- He has quit.Copy !req
1353. The show "Whoa, Dude!"
no longer exists.Copy !req
1354. The following men will stay in the room:
Rugemon...Copy !req
1355. Lummlich...Copy !req
1356. Mancello... and Nils.Copy !req
1357. How dare you?Copy !req
1358. "Whoa, Dude!" no longer exists?
I developed that show!Copy !req
1359. You are a bunch of incompetent losers!Copy !req
1360. How am I to lead a TV station
like this?Copy !req
1361. If you all sabotage me?Copy !req
1362. My God!Copy !req
1363. Out...Copy !req
1364. out, brief candle.Copy !req
1365. What if we get Hitler back on board?Copy !req
1366. People just can't stay mad at Hitler
for very long.Copy !req
1367. And even the people who hate him
go buy his new book.Copy !req
1368. Just to see
what his next crazy move is.Copy !req
1369. You can't, that's untenable!
- It's selling like hot cakes.Copy !req
1370. They're working on the film adaptation.Copy !req
1371. We should be taking part in it.Copy !req
1372. Hey, you were always against Hitler!
- Of course!Copy !req
1373. But I wasn't
managing director at the time.Copy !req
1374. This looks... this looks great!Copy !req
1375. So this is going to the big screen,
is it?Copy !req
1376. Who are you?Copy !req
1377. Sawatzki?
- Cut!Copy !req
1378. Stop!
- Who just walked onto the set?Copy !req
1379. I thought...Copy !req
1380. Cool, huh? A silicone mask.Copy !req
1381. Is that really Sensenbrink?
- That's him.Copy !req
1382. I thought I'd pop by.
I always believed in you.Copy !req
1383. Things couldn't be going better.
Oh, do you want one of these?Copy !req
1384. Quite clever, isn't it,
with the moustache as title.Copy !req
1385. Brilliant.Copy !req
1386. And the gag is:
It costs exactly 19.33.Copy !req
1387. Like the year 1933...
- I got it.Copy !req
1388. Christoph Sensenbrink, this is:
Christoph Sensenbrink.Copy !req
1389. How long have I waited for this moment?Copy !req
1390. I'm even you in my dreams.Copy !req
1391. He's playing me?
- Yes.Copy !req
1392. But nobody knows him.Copy !req
1393. You could've gotten
Benno Fürmann or Bruno Ganz...Copy !req
1394. For such a small role?
Are you kidding?Copy !req
1395. Do you have a TV network?
- Talks are underway.Copy !req
1396. Pro7, RTL, ZDF, you name it.Copy !req
1397. If I know them,
they're all just talk.Copy !req
1398. You need a high-powered partner.Copy !req
1399. We'll boost your budget by a million,
and in return we broadcast your film.Copy !req
1400. Grandma, I'll be right back.Copy !req
1401. Hello.
- Hello.Copy !req
1402. Hey.Copy !req
1403. Hello, Fräulein Krömeier.Copy !req
1404. Well, that's taken care of.Copy !req
1405. Sorry it's such a mess.
- Don't worry...Copy !req
1406. Hitler, may I take your coat?
- Sure...Copy !req
1407. Hi, Mrs. Krömeier.
- Sorry to invade like this.Copy !req
1408. It can't be.Copy !req
1409. I'm honored. Your granddaughter
is a wonderful person.Copy !req
1410. It's Hitler!Copy !req
1411. Grandma...
- Do something!Copy !req
1412. He's not real.
She thinks it's him.Copy !req
1413. Think of your family.Copy !req
1414. So many people, all of them dead.Copy !req
1415. Do something.Copy !req
1416. I feel anger and fury
about those days too.Copy !req
1417. I will make sure that
no English bomber ever comes close...Copy !req
1418. Who said anything about bombs?Copy !req
1419. None of them
died in the bombing raids!Copy !req
1420. You gassed them!
- Grandma, it's funny, satire!Copy !req
1421. He looks the same.Copy !req
1422. He says the same things.Copy !req
1423. And back then,
people were laughing at first, too.Copy !req
1424. I know who you are.Copy !req
1425. I haven't forgotten a thing.Copy !req
1426. Madam...
- Get out!Copy !req
1427. Get out, you criminal!Copy !req
1428. Get out!Copy !req
1429. Awful.Copy !req
1430. Awful...
- Yes.Copy !req
1431. that Fräulein Krömeier is a Jew.Copy !req
1432. I'm surprised.Copy !req
1433. That's not what I mean.
- You're disappointed.Copy !req
1434. Because I wasn't harsh enough
with that old Jewish hag.Copy !req
1435. I can understand.Copy !req
1436. But as politician, you have to
set priorities, Sawatzki.Copy !req
1437. It's like the '36 Olympics. You put
the persecution on hold for three weeks.Copy !req
1438. Can't you break character for once?Copy !req
1439. I understand that you have
feelings for Fräulein Krömeier, I do.Copy !req
1440. Perhaps only a small part of her
is Jewish.Copy !req
1441. The body can handle
a certain amount of Jewishness.Copy !req
1442. My God, what kind of a person are you?Copy !req
1443. The three kids came from there.Copy !req
1444. Yes, but I want to know:Copy !req
1445. How did you get here,
what happened before that?Copy !req
1446. I don't know.Copy !req
1447. What?
Were you just beamed over there?Copy !req
1448. Fabian, what do you say?Copy !req
1449. Didn't you ask yourself
where he came from?Copy !req
1450. Time travel?
Or he escaped from the loony bin!Copy !req
1451. Let me through.
- No.Copy !req
1452. Get out of the way.
Don't you recognize me?Copy !req
1453. Why?
Because of your little moustache?Copy !req
1454. You're stabbing Germany in the back.
You're a pig.Copy !req
1455. A pig that doesn't deserve toCopy !req
1456. live!Copy !req
1457. You really gave us a scare.Copy !req
1458. Oh... Mrs. Bellini!Copy !req
1459. What is this?
- It's all for you.Copy !req
1460. Look,
Boris Becker wrote you.Copy !req
1461. They all wish you a quick recovery.
- Why?Copy !req
1462. Why?
You were beat up by neo-Nazis.Copy !req
1463. You're a "Champion of Democracy."
Sigmar Gabriel, vice chancellor.Copy !req
1464. Now you're a hero!Copy !req
1465. Everything okay?Copy !req
1466. I just had to laugh.Copy !req
1467. Those amateurs.Copy !req
1468. Yes, there's enough.
It's starting to rain.Copy !req
1469. We have to finish shooting!Copy !req
1470. He's just lying there.Copy !req
1471. BUNKER COMPOUNDCopy !req
1472. HISTORICAL LOCATION
OF THE "FÜHRER BUNKER"Copy !req
1473. Where is he?Copy !req
1474. Where you should be. On set.Copy !req
1475. He's real. I don't know how or why,
but he's the real Adolf Hitler.Copy !req
1476. He's very authentic, we know that.Copy !req
1477. You don't get it!Copy !req
1478. It's Adolf Hitler out there,
not some comedian!Copy !req
1479. Why won't you listen to me?
That is Hitler!Copy !req
1480. Excuse me?
- He's doing what he always did.Copy !req
1481. Can I be any clearer?Copy !req
1482. We have to arrest him!
We have to do something...Copy !req
1483. Oh my God, we have to...
- Let's take a deep breath.Copy !req
1484. Mrs. Bellini, we have no time to lose.Copy !req
1485. I don't want any trouble.
- Neither do we.Copy !req
1486. Stop him!Copy !req
1487. Stop!Copy !req
1488. That was very well clone.Copy !req
1489. You're good Germans.
Thanks.Copy !req
1490. Sawatzki!Copy !req
1491. I was wondering when you'd show up.
- It's you.Copy !req
1492. You're him.Copy !req
1493. I never claimed to be anything else.Copy !req
1494. History repeats itself.Copy !req
1495. I guess it's my fate to have to part
with my dearest companions.Copy !req
1496. That way!Copy !req
1497. Yes, history repeats itself.Copy !req
1498. You're fooling people
with your propaganda.Copy !req
1499. Oh, Sawatzki...Copy !req
1500. You don't understand.Copy !req
1501. In 1933, people were not
fooled by propaganda.Copy !req
1502. They elected a leader,Copy !req
1503. who openly disclosed his plans
in great clarity.Copy !req
1504. The Germans elected me.Copy !req
1505. Go on.Copy !req
1506. You're a monster.
- Am I?Copy !req
1507. Then you have to condemn those
who elected this monster.Copy !req
1508. Were they all monsters?
No, they were ordinary peopleCopy !req
1509. who chose to elect
an extraordinary man,Copy !req
1510. and entrust the fate
of the country to him.Copy !req
1511. What do you want to do, Sawatzki?Copy !req
1512. Ban elections?Copy !req
1513. No, but I'm going to stop you.Copy !req
1514. Have you never asked yourself...Copy !req
1515. why people follow me?Copy !req
1516. Because at their core,
they are just like me.Copy !req
1517. They have the same values.Copy !req
1518. And that's why you won't shoot.Copy !req
1519. You can't get rid of me.Copy !req
1520. I'm a part of you.Copy !req
1521. A part of all of you.Copy !req
1522. And look: It wasn't all bad.Copy !req
1523. And cut!
Thanks!Copy !req
1524. Stop.Copy !req
1525. Thank you!Copy !req
1526. That's a wrap, people!Copy !req
1527. Bam!Copy !req
1528. No, knock it off.Copy !req
1529. Quiet!
The boss wants to say something!Copy !req
1530. It's fine for everyone to celebrate.Copy !req
1531. But we also want
to remember our comrades,Copy !req
1532. who can no longer be with us.Copy !req
1533. A comedy with Hitler,
will that work?Copy !req
1534. There's German comedy
before and after Hitler.Copy !req
1535. He's taken entertainment
to a whole new level.Copy !req
1536. Not even Loriot managed that.Copy !req
1537. What would happen if the real Hitler
returned? Would history repeat itself?Copy !req
1538. For the past 70 years,
our entire history was fixated on that.Copy !req
1539. Students are sick of hearing
about the Third Reich.Copy !req
1540. I think, we should have a little faith.Copy !req
1541. Thank you very much.
- Thanks.Copy !req
1542. He's back
He's back here againCopy !req
1543. He's back
So they tell meCopy !req
1544. That he wasn't with meCopy !req
1545. I cannot understandCopy !req
1546. And I wonder
What has happened?Copy !req
1547. He's back
But not with meCopy !req
1548. And he does not ring at my doorCopy !req
1549. And I don't know whyCopy !req
1550. All the people in townCopy !req
1551. Have seen him aroundCopy !req
1552. He's back
What has happened?Copy !req
1553. In all our letters we wroteCopy !req
1554. Only of the happinessCopy !req
1555. And how it will be for the two of usCopy !req
1556. But one day no more letters came backCopy !req
1557. Is it all over?Copy !req
1558. Is it all over and done?Copy !req
1559. I'm not against foreigners, Turks,
Syrians, I just have a problem...Copy !req
1560. Everything has a deeper meaning.Copy !req
1561. The situation is great for me
in Germany, Europe, the world.Copy !req
1562. NO ISLAMICIZATION OF EUROPE
NO PLACE TO FLEE TOCopy !req
1563. The Austrian government
is a puppet government!Copy !req
1564. People who come to Sweden
should adapt to our lifestyle.Copy !req
1565. Riots in from' of a refugee home.
A building is burned to the ground.Copy !req
1566. it will change our country.Copy !req
1567. It is the spectre of Islam.Copy !req
1568. They come from Tunisia and Morocco,
where we Germans go on holiday!Copy !req
1569. We are the people!Copy !req
1570. I can work with this.Copy !req
1571. We are the people!Copy !req
1572. BABELFISCH TRANSLATIONS
Peter RigneyCopy !req