1. Good evening.Copy !req
2. Good evening. May I introduce myself?
My name is Köppl.Copy !req
3. Manners Coach,
Member of the Etiquette Club.Copy !req
4. Good evening, Mr. Köppl.Copy !req
5. My problem is that wherever I go,Copy !req
6. people don't greet me
properly anymore.Copy !req
7. Sadly, you're not the only one
who's not greeted properly.Copy !req
8. You arrive, and...Copy !req
9. I mean, no one does this anymore.Copy !req
10. It's disappeared.Copy !req
11. Apparently, it's out of fashion.Copy !req
12. And I ask myself,Copy !req
13. is there any equivalent?Copy !req
14. There's nothing better
than the classic handshake...Copy !req
15. Not the handshake.Copy !req
16. I can understand if this
has become difficult,Copy !req
17. but if they'd just
lift it like this...Copy !req
18. Ever so slightly, like this...Copy !req
19. Wouldn't that be alright?
If you were just to...Copy !req
20. Of course,
I know just what you mean,Copy !req
21. but that's neither here nor there.Copy !req
22. - True.
- You see.Copy !req
23. - I've spit on you.
- Just a bit.Copy !req
24. Okay...Copy !req
25. Just a moment, it's no problem.Copy !req
26. One always has a tissue in the pocket.Copy !req
27. Held in your hand,
it's called a handkerchief.Copy !req
28. LOOK WHO'S BACKCopy !req
29. BASED ON THE NOVEL BYCopy !req
30. The people have
surprised me most of all.Copy !req
31. I have truly done
all that is humanly possibleCopy !req
32. in order to, on this
soil desecrated by the enemy,Copy !req
33. destroy the foundations
for a continued existence.Copy !req
34. By all rights, the German people
should have ceased to exist.Copy !req
35. They are, however, as I now realize,Copy !req
36. still here.Copy !req
37. To me, this seems
almost inconceivable.Copy !req
38. On the other hand,Copy !req
39. I'm here too.Copy !req
40. And that I understand just as little.Copy !req
41. The enemy
seems to have taken a respite.Copy !req
42. Above me
I can see no enemy aircraft.Copy !req
43. No thunder of artillery
can be heard.Copy !req
44. A bird
moves in the branches of a tree!Copy !req
45. It chirps. It sings.Copy !req
46. Physically, I am in good condition.Copy !req
47. I am fully healthy,
except for the headache.Copy !req
48. Is Dönitz lying around here too?Copy !req
49. - Who's that loser?
- Are you okay, mister?Copy !req
50. Oh, the youth.
The youth is the future.Copy !req
51. Apparently, the youth is speechless.Copy !req
52. Yes, understandable.Copy !req
53. It is, after all, an unusual turnCopy !req
54. in the daily routine
of a not yet fully mature man,Copy !req
55. to experience the Führer first hand.Copy !req
56. - Where's Bormann?
- Who the heck is that?Copy !req
57. Bormann, Martin.Copy !req
58. Never heard of him.
What's he look like?Copy !req
59. Like a Chief of Staff,
for God's sake.Copy !req
60. Boys, come back here.
We're not done with the shoot.Copy !req
61. - Okay.
- Yeah, we're coming!Copy !req
62. Hitler youth Ronaldo!Copy !req
63. Which way is the street?Copy !req
64. Dude, what a retard!Copy !req
65. From the troubled hotspot Berlin-Mitte,
we're off to MarzahnCopy !req
66. and Hellersdorf,
where there is even more hardship.Copy !req
67. I have to get back
to the Führer bunker.Copy !req
68. The youth here
are apparently not much help.Copy !req
69. BRANDENBURG GATECopy !req
70. The rubble is gone,Copy !req
71. but the people
seem to have gone completely mad!Copy !req
72. Did I fall into a coma
and miss the victory?Copy !req
73. I know too little about my situation.
I need more information!Copy !req
74. How do I get
to the Reichs Chancellery?Copy !req
75. Where is the Chancellery?Copy !req
76. Hitler kaputt!Copy !req
77. What... what is that?Copy !req
78. A photo.Copy !req
79. Where?Copy !req
80. Excuse me,
where is the Reichs Chancellery?Copy !req
81. Hey man, get lost.Copy !req
82. Please tell me where it is.Copy !req
83. - The German people are at stake!
- Are you nuts?Copy !req
84. I can't speak, I'm a pantomime!
Find your own spot!Copy !req
85. Piss off! For real!Copy !req
86. There is no doubt about it,Copy !req
87. something here had gotten
completely out of hand!Copy !req
88. Finally, a familiar element!Copy !req
89. A German mother with her baby.Copy !req
90. What date is it?Copy !req
91. Speak!Copy !req
92. What year is it?Copy !req
93. I'd like a coffee.Copy !req
94. Anything else?Copy !req
95. OCTOBER 23, 2014Copy !req
96. Now hold on there!Copy !req
97. Hey, get your hands off that!Copy !req
98. COMMERCIAL TV STATIONCopy !req
99. Good morning!Copy !req
100. Good morning!Copy !req
101. Good morning!Copy !req
102. - Someone's happy.
- Yes,Copy !req
103. and no wonder,
you always make me laugh.Copy !req
104. For joy.Copy !req
105. Not because you look like that.Copy !req
106. - How do I look?
- So black.Copy !req
107. Because black is more like, sad,Copy !req
108. and when people laugh...Copy !req
109. Oh God, a rat!Copy !req
110. That's Jackie.Copy !req
111. - You can't bring a rat here!
- Shh, only today.Copy !req
112. - It's going to the vet later.
- It's sick?Copy !req
113. Just a little cold.Copy !req
114. Oh God!Copy !req
115. And...Copy !req
116. - it's pregnant.
- Why's that?Copy !req
117. - That big sack, the belly there.
- Those are his nuts.Copy !req
118. Rats collect nuts too?Copy !req
119. A TV network is like a ship.Copy !req
120. It can only survive bad weather,
storms and lullsCopy !req
121. if it has a good man at the helm.Copy !req
122. Christoph Sensenbrink,
as deputy head of the department,Copy !req
123. has done an excellent job.
Now we need... Yes.Copy !req
124. Now we need a long-term solution.Copy !req
125. Ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
126. the new managing director:Copy !req
127. Katja Bellini!Copy !req
128. Ha!Copy !req
129. I'm so excited!Copy !req
130. - Good luck.
- Thank you.Copy !req
131. May you always find fair winds
and following seas!Copy !req
132. - Don't screw it up.
- I won't.Copy !req
133. Thank you for this opportunity,
for your confidence, andCopy !req
134. I look forward to working
with each one of you. I say:Copy !req
135. Cast off! Now let's get to work.Copy !req
136. Me too.Copy !req
137. And, what do you say?Copy !req
138. - Mr. Kärrner, do you really believe...
- Christoph,Copy !req
139. you're still Deputy Director.Copy !req
140. Deputy...Copy !req
141. Alright.Copy !req
142. Christoph...Copy !req
143. - Congratulations.
- Thanks, that's nice of you.Copy !req
144. - Sensenbrink asked for you.
- Yes.Copy !req
145. - The next nasty rat.
- Jackie's not nasty.Copy !req
146. No, but Sensenbrink
sure is a curse.Copy !req
147. Look up "moron"
in Wikipedia, and guess what?Copy !req
148. You get a definition
of the word "moron"...Copy !req
149. and soon, a picture of me.Copy !req
150. Come with me.Copy !req
151. You can't just fire me,
just like that!Copy !req
152. It's an austerity measure.Copy !req
153. And unfortunately, unfortunately,
it hits the freelancers first of all.Copy !req
154. Oh, Sawatzki...Copy !req
155. Look, you always
wanted to be a great filmmaker.Copy !req
156. And now you finally
get the chance.Copy !req
157. I have new footage.
It's a real scoop.Copy !req
158. A scoop?Copy !req
159. Go ahead then.Copy !req
160. Kids from the ghetto,
dad's an alcoholic... It's just so sad.Copy !req
161. But they all have one glimmer of hope,Copy !req
162. and that glimmer of hope
is soccer.Copy !req
163. Feeling better?Copy !req
164. What...Copy !req
165. what year is it?Copy !req
166. 2014, what did you think?Copy !req
167. 1945?Copy !req
168. - I have to...
- No, no!Copy !req
169. - Stay seated.
- Is this a kidnapping?Copy !req
170. Yes!Copy !req
171. That was a good one!Copy !req
172. Could this be an enemy
secret service playing a trick on me?Copy !req
173. But then they would have
created a whole new world!Copy !req
174. One in which I can
move about freely.Copy !req
175. A parallel world!Copy !req
176. No, that is inconceivable.Copy !req
177. The enemy wouldn't have sent
this dumb newspaper monger.Copy !req
178. Perhaps I should kill him to be sure.Copy !req
179. Eat this, for your circulation.Copy !req
180. Go on, here.Copy !req
181. I don't want you fainting on me again.Copy !req
182. Industrially pressed grain.Copy !req
183. Are there still
supply shortages for bread?Copy !req
184. Are you shooting a film here somewhere?Copy !req
185. Shooting?Copy !req
186. Yes, television,
or a documentary or something.Copy !req
187. - Do you always walk around like that?
- Actually, yes.Copy !req
188. This is surprisingly sweet.Copy !req
189. Amazing.Copy !req
190. Your whole stance.Copy !req
191. It's like you're really him.Copy !req
192. I'm really... who?Copy !req
193. The Führer.Copy !req
194. I am the Führer.Copy !req
195. You're crazy!Copy !req
196. Do you have
'Völkischer Beobachter' or 'Stürmer'?Copy !req
197. - Haven't had those papers in a while.
- 'Panzerbär'?Copy !req
198. These are all Turkish.Copy !req
199. I get a lot of Turkish customers.Copy !req
200. Turks, in Berlin?Copy !req
201. How remarkable!Copy !req
202. The Ottoman Empire
managed to turn the war.Copy !req
203. I wouldn't have expected
such a feat from the Turks!Copy !req
204. "Is our life pre-determined?"Copy !req
205. "Who determines our fate?"Copy !req
206. I'd like to know that too.Copy !req
207. I would never have dreamed
fate would drop you on my doorstep.Copy !req
208. What did you say?Copy !req
209. Well, that fate...Copy !req
210. That's it!Copy !req
211. Fate.Copy !req
212. Destiny.Copy !req
213. Who else would destiny
have brought back?Copy !req
214. Destiny, then.Copy !req
215. It tells me
to continue my fight.Copy !req
216. You know,
my fate is not all that easy either.Copy !req
217. Quiet!Copy !req
218. The first step
is always acquiring information.Copy !req
219. And a newspaper stand
is brimming with information.Copy !req
220. Apparently,
people thought I was dead.Copy !req
221. Over the past decades,Copy !req
222. many amateurs tried in vain
to get the public to grasp my work.Copy !req
223. It seems, the war was not won.Copy !req
224. The Russians divided the country
with the West, as once Poland with us.Copy !req
225. The so-called
Federal Republic of GermanyCopy !req
226. is in the hands of a clumsy woman
with the charisma of a wet noodle.Copy !req
227. This matron joined forces
with the Bavarian Christian party:Copy !req
228. To form a pitiful copy
of National Socialism!Copy !req
229. The sight of the Social Democrats
filled my eyes with tears.Copy !req
230. Paul Löbe, Friedrich Ebert,Copy !req
231. Otto Wels... All scoundrels.Copy !req
232. But scoundrels of stature!Copy !req
233. They can take our lives,
but not our honor!Copy !req
234. Today, the Social Democrats are led
by an obnoxious fatsoCopy !req
235. and a docile farm hen!
Knitting for change.Copy !req
236. The only hope is an oddball party
called 'The Greens. 'Copy !req
237. After the war,
industrialization causedCopy !req
238. terrible devastation
to land, air, soil and people.Copy !req
239. These Greens dedicated
themselves to the preservationCopy !req
240. of the German homeland.Copy !req
241. I say: Bravo!Copy !req
242. Their rejection of nuclear energy
was of course nonsense.Copy !req
243. You can't do without uranium!Copy !req
244. Even Poland still exists.Copy !req
245. And on German territory, no less!Copy !req
246. The whole war was a waste!Copy !req
247. Alright, then.Copy !req
248. I have no problem if you
spend one or two nights here.Copy !req
249. Just don't
clean out my newspaper stand.Copy !req
250. Now you listen here.
Do I look like a criminal?Copy !req
251. You look like Adolf Hitler.Copy !req
252. Exactly.Copy !req
253. Hotspot Berlin.Copy !req
254. Kids here have serious problems,Copy !req
255. but they have one ray of hope,Copy !req
256. and that ray of hope is: Soccer.Copy !req
257. Just keep playing. That's it.Copy !req
258. - Hold up the ball. Like this.
- Fabian.Copy !req
259. I believe in you.Copy !req
260. But hurry up and come back.Copy !req
261. We've met their parents,
now let's meet them.Copy !req
262. It's all trash.Copy !req
263. If I had a scoop,
they'd take me back.Copy !req
264. Something we love,
something these kids love...Copy !req
265. - Who's that?
- Mom! That's me.Copy !req
266. No, back there.Copy !req
267. Looks like Hitler.Copy !req
268. In the middle of Berlin.Copy !req
269. That is a scoop.Copy !req
270. - Oh my, what a smell in here.
- What?Copy !req
271. Push out the other rack.Copy !req
272. Well?Copy !req
273. Now I even have to work.Copy !req
274. Really now! Sits around here all day!Copy !req
275. Yesterday I was moving
the 12th Army.Copy !req
276. Today it's a newspaper rack!Copy !req
277. Say, is that smell coming from you?Copy !req
278. Really, you've got to
take that thing to the cleaners.Copy !req
279. 25... 30...Copy !req
280. PINARBASI EXPRESS CLEANINGCopy !req
281. and 2.40.Copy !req
282. - There you go. 28.
- Thank you.Copy !req
283. - I'm relieved.
- I believe it.Copy !req
284. - Bye.
- See you next week.Copy !req
285. - Good bye.
- Hello.Copy !req
286. - Hello.
- I'd like my uniform cleaned.Copy !req
287. May I?Copy !req
288. It reeks like a foxhole!Copy !req
289. - All of it?
- Yes, it all has to be cleaned.Copy !req
290. Yes...Copy !req
291. - No, not underwear!
- This too, please?Copy !req
292. No.Copy !req
293. - But it's also quite...
- No. No. That stays on.Copy !req
294. - Is completely filthy.
- And what now?Copy !req
295. - Clean it.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
296. Coat... and pants.Copy !req
297. Men's pants.Copy !req
298. - Coat, 5 euros.
- And underwear.Copy !req
299. Underwear? Underwear me no do!Copy !req
300. - Please do the underwear as well.
- Oh my!Copy !req
301. I can't walk around
wearing this anymore.Copy !req
302. Oh my.
Those are pants, that's 3 euros.Copy !req
303. And here you go, your slip.Copy !req
304. What watch you come? You are?Copy !req
305. - What?
- What watch? Tomorrow.Copy !req
306. - What watch is coming?
- Yes.Copy !req
307. Why is a watch coming?Copy !req
308. - 10 o'clock, 11 o'clock...
- Early. When do you open?Copy !req
309. - 9.
- All right.Copy !req
310. 9 o'clock too early!
A little later come.Copy !req
311. - When?
- When. 12. 12!Copy !req
312. Here you go.Copy !req
313. - Oh!
- I can't go out like this.Copy !req
314. - Yes, I know.
- Yes.Copy !req
315. Do you have something?
Another uniform for me?Copy !req
316. Come on!Copy !req
317. - What is it?
- Come on. Here he is!Copy !req
318. - Here.
- Who is this?Copy !req
319. This young man has been
looking for you all morning.Copy !req
320. From TV. Commercial TV.
Isn't that correct?Copy !req
321. Yes, of course. Uh...Copy !req
322. - Sawatzki, Fabian.
- Hitler, Adolf.Copy !req
323. German Reich.Copy !req
324. Your manager said
you have a program?Copy !req
325. Of course I have a program.Copy !req
326. Then say something like,
"Since 5:45 we are returning fire!"Copy !req
327. Like that?Copy !req
328. If you are quoting my speech,Copy !req
329. you must know how it continues.Copy !req
330. - There's more?
- I'm listening.Copy !req
331. From now on, we shall
repay bomb for bomb!Copy !req
332. What do you know about Poland?Copy !req
333. Uh, Poland...
The capital is Warsaw...Copy !req
334. Just facts from a book.
A paper moth can digest that.Copy !req
335. How about real knowledge?Copy !req
336. You have 1.4 million men and
only 30 days to take the whole country.Copy !req
337. - Why only 30 days?
- Where do you attack?Copy !req
338. And how do you
keep the Romanians quiet?Copy !req
339. - The Romanians?
- Oh, pardon me.Copy !req
340. Who cares about the Romanians?Copy !req
341. General Sawatzki,
he looks neither left nor right.Copy !req
342. He just starts marching,
that General Sawatzki.Copy !req
343. Poland is an easy foe!Copy !req
344. But what's this?Copy !req
345. Suddenly, our army has lots of
small holes in its back.Copy !req
346. And out of those holes flows and oozes
the blood of German heroes.Copy !req
347. Has our General perhaps forgotten
about the Polish-Romanian alliance?Copy !req
348. You, Sawatzki, could not find the way
to Poland for any army in the world!Copy !req
349. You cannot even find the way
into your own uniform!Copy !req
350. I, on the other hand,
I know at all times where mine is!Copy !req
351. It's at the cleaner's!Copy !req
352. Sorry. Now that...Copy !req
353. You really had me there.
You prepared that, didn't you?Copy !req
354. Yes, of course.
We had it all planned out since June.Copy !req
355. You can tell. It's...Copy !req
356. How lucky that you've found me.
This is my, I mean, your chance.Copy !req
357. I'll make you huge.Copy !req
358. You march through modern Germany,
and I'll film you.Copy !req
359. I like that idea.Copy !req
360. Say, your uniform...Copy !req
361. - You'll have it back by tomorrow?
- Yes, of course.Copy !req
362. - Good.
- Yes, it's a blitz cleaning.Copy !req
363. Oh God! Blitz?Copy !req
364. Oh God. I'm sorry.
How embarrassing.Copy !req
365. I'm really very sorry.Copy !req
366. You were completely right.Copy !req
367. He is really sensational.Copy !req
368. And he's not even acting, he's...Copy !req
369. it's just who he is.Copy !req
370. - Who are you talking about?
- Adolf Hitler.Copy !req
371. Oh yes, how nice.Copy !req
372. The only thing I'm missing is money.Copy !req
373. It doesn't have to be a lot either,
but...Copy !req
374. Just... just a little...Copy !req
375. Mom, the money
is a really good investment.Copy !req
376. Do you need your car
in the next few days?Copy !req
377. That is the vehicle?Copy !req
378. - Yes, I...
- But that is no vehicle.Copy !req
379. I know it's not...Copy !req
380. - It doesn't have anti-mine armor!
- But I have clothes for you.Copy !req
381. Sawatzki, I should have you
lined up against the wall for this!Copy !req
382. Why are you laughing?
Do you think this is funny?Copy !req
383. It is in moments like these
that I sorely miss my SS.Copy !req
384. - Let's go.
- Excuse me...Copy !req
385. You still have to pay for the papers
and the chocolate. 26 euros 40.Copy !req
386. 26 euros, ah.Copy !req
387. You have rendered your fatherland
a great service.Copy !req
388. This glorious moment is somethingCopy !req
389. you'll share with your grandchildren.Copy !req
390. And that is priceless. Farewell.Copy !req
391. So what's your real name?Copy !req
392. Adolf Hitler! Like I told you!Copy !req
393. - Really?
- Yes, really.Copy !req
394. What a coincidence.Copy !req
395. Oh please, you have a name too.
I don't say, "Oh, what a coincidence!"Copy !req
396. And you look like him.
The moustache, the hair...Copy !req
397. your language.
It's exactly the same.Copy !req
398. And do you look much different
than your name?Copy !req
399. I guess you're right.Copy !req
400. The Führer in Northern Germany,Copy !req
401. where wind and waves
crash against the cliffs of Sylt...Copy !req
402. There he is, the Führer.Copy !req
403. Gazing out to sea...Copy !req
404. thinking perhaps of England.Copy !req
405. People in a creative crisis
come up with odd suggestions.Copy !req
406. Sawatzki wanted to film
"The Führer at the Bank,"Copy !req
407. or "The Führer by the Sea."Copy !req
408. With me in a bathing suit!Copy !req
409. Goebbels would've
turned in his grave.Copy !req
410. Something wrong with the television?Copy !req
411. Vegetables.Copy !req
412. That is a television?Copy !req
413. Yes.Copy !req
414. What advanced technology!Copy !req
415. What splendid means of propaganda.Copy !req
416. But why is it showing a cook?
There must be...Copy !req
417. something more interesting in
Germany or in the world than this cook!Copy !req
418. Not at this hour.Copy !req
419. Eileen discovers her favorite dish:
Red jelly with vanilla sauce!Copy !req
420. - What a treat...
- Delicious...Copy !req
421. - The blood sausage...
- And with my best friend!Copy !req
422. Shit, I was hoping to have sex!
But I guess not.Copy !req
423. So I threatened him
with my lawyers...Copy !req
424. What blatant nonsense this is!Copy !req
425. And that court matron just nods away!Copy !req
426. And with an earnest expression!Copy !req
427. It's a good thing Goebbels
can't see this!Copy !req
428. You accepted a bribe
from my wife as well!Copy !req
429. Makes you really want to mow down
this scum with an 8.8 flak gun!Copy !req
430. It was now clear to me what
I'd address in Sawatzki's TV reports:Copy !req
431. Politics.Copy !req
432. We're traveling the country,
asking peopleCopy !req
433. about issues of importance,
about where the shoe pinches.Copy !req
434. Oh, I see.Copy !req
435. Well, I think the shoe pinches most
when it comes to wages.Copy !req
436. Do you have the feeling
you have a say in democracy?Copy !req
437. No. And honestly, I don't vote.
Out of principle.Copy !req
438. I still think the elections are
manipulated. Nothing changes.Copy !req
439. I come from the former East,Copy !req
440. and we had to put our X
where it belonged.Copy !req
441. I think that now somebody puts the X
somewhere else afterwards. Really.Copy !req
442. Yes, and people are afraid
to talk about it.Copy !req
443. You can't say anything either.
If you do, they'll call you xenophobic.Copy !req
444. The immigrant kids
around here are just awful.Copy !req
445. They throw things at the window.Copy !req
446. If I say anything,
the parents might stab me.Copy !req
447. That's right.
I will take care of it.Copy !req
448. - May I take a photo of you.
- Sure.Copy !req
449. - My name is Annett, by the way.
- Adolf, hello.Copy !req
450. It was as I suspected:Copy !req
451. During my absence, democracy had only
left a minimal impact on people.Copy !req
452. - Well, a lot could be changed.
- Like what, for example?Copy !req
453. - Labor camps.
- Indeed, labor camps.Copy !req
454. - That's how I am.
- Me too.Copy !req
455. - I say it like it is.
- Of course.Copy !req
456. - I'll take care of the camps.
- Good.Copy !req
457. - I will.
- I'll help you with that.Copy !req
458. It's a problem we have in Germany too.Copy !req
459. What problems does Germany have?Copy !req
460. Well, all those bearded folks,
the ones who are suspiciousCopy !req
461. should be kicked out,
to wherever.Copy !req
462. - They should head back.
- Home.Copy !req
463. Some were born here, but still.Copy !req
464. - Where their parents come from.
- And they should stay there.Copy !req
465. - Who are you talking about?
- The Salafists.Copy !req
466. - The Salafists?
- Yes, get rid of them!Copy !req
467. There was a silent anger,Copy !req
468. a discontent among the people
that reminded me of 1930.Copy !req
469. Only back then there wasn't the fitting
term for it: Political disenchantment.Copy !req
470. - He who knows people, loves animals.
- True.Copy !req
471. Where do you
see the problems in Germany?Copy !req
472. That more and more immigrants
are arriving,Copy !req
473. I don't think that's so great.Copy !req
474. But little people like us,
can't change a thing.Copy !req
475. But when many little people,
little men and little women,Copy !req
476. come together
to elect one big, strong person,Copy !req
477. - then you could change something.
- That's true.Copy !req
478. Mixing the races
doesn't work either.Copy !req
479. - Take the German Shepherd, a pure bred.
- Right.Copy !req
480. And if you mix the German Shepherd
with a Dachshund, what do you get?Copy !req
481. A Shepherd-Dachshund.Copy !req
482. - And how does that look?
- Funny.Copy !req
483. And now just imagineCopy !req
484. that two Shepherd-Dachshunds
would mate.Copy !req
485. That's it
for the German Shepherd.Copy !req
486. The German Shepherd
is completely lost.Copy !req
487. - Correct.
- The race is gone.Copy !req
488. - That's what's happening in Germany.
- Exactly.Copy !req
489. The IQ quotient of people from Africa...Copy !req
490. - Just from Africa.
- Yes.Copy !req
491. That come here to Germany
is between 40 and 50.Copy !req
492. Here in Germany
we used to have over 80.Copy !req
493. You mean the intelligence quotient
was once 80?Copy !req
494. - 80 and higher.
- And what is it now?Copy !req
495. I'd say the IQ is around 60 percent
at most, at the very most!Copy !req
496. But the more immigrants
flood the country,Copy !req
497. - the lower...
- The lower the IQ gets.Copy !req
498. - Yes, it's true!
- You're so right.Copy !req
499. I'll tell you one thing,
and I swear to you:Copy !req
500. I'd have myself shot
for my Fatherland, if necessary.Copy !req
501. It sufficed to put out
a few keywords as bait,Copy !req
502. and soon I had them
wriggling on the line.Copy !req
503. Just think of Ebola.
We didn't have that before.Copy !req
504. Now that so many are coming,
we have our first Ebola death.Copy !req
505. Yes, of course.Copy !req
506. And how do you think that happens?Copy !req
507. Because we Germans
are not allowed to open our mouths,Copy !req
508. because we still have that stigma.Copy !req
509. I have to honestly say,
that's not my opinion.Copy !req
510. I'm very resolute.
I'm not a radical,Copy !req
511. but I will always stand on the right.
Always.Copy !req
512. Those politicians just
pocket the money for themselves.Copy !req
513. And I'm surprised that
the millions of people like youCopy !req
514. don't go to Parliament
with pitchforks to demand:Copy !req
515. "What are you doing with our money?"Copy !req
516. But the German per se
is not a revolutionary.Copy !req
517. Would you follow me too?Copy !req
518. Well, right now isn't such a good time,
I have to get to work.Copy !req
519. How did Hitler
get that moustache?Copy !req
520. The war.Copy !req
521. I clipped it
to fit it in a gas mask.Copy !req
522. How was it before? Was it...Copy !req
523. like those big Wilhelminian
mutton chops?Copy !req
524. - Out to here.
- Exactly.Copy !req
525. - You had one of those?
- Yes.Copy !req
526. Then came the gas attack,
so I clipped it, and it fit.Copy !req
527. That's a good story you came up with.Copy !req
528. You know what?
We'll get you a dog.Copy !req
529. - Yes, a nice big German Shepherd.
- Uh, exactly.Copy !req
530. Can they do anything besides run?Copy !req
531. They can sit, lie down...Copy !req
532. I breed dogs for families.
"PULSHOF" DOG BREEDERSCopy !req
533. I always say,
my dogs are my kids.Copy !req
534. A problem child.
I found it, took care of it,Copy !req
535. He's actually quite cute,
the little guy.Copy !req
536. Now come to uncle!Copy !req
537. You little...
you little cute thing, you.Copy !req
538. Uncle always loved dogs so much,
yes he did!Copy !req
539. Her name's Sweetie.Copy !req
540. Could we borrow one of these dogs?Copy !req
541. - Borrow?
- Borrow.Copy !req
542. I don't even know you.Copy !req
543. - That takes trust.
- Yes.Copy !req
544. - They're very sensitive.
- We'd take good care of it.Copy !req
545. The Führer really loves animals,
he knows animals.Copy !req
546. He gets on their level,Copy !req
547. - and they like him.
- Get off, beast!Copy !req
548. I see it with him all the time,
animals come up to him and...Copy !req
549. Was that really necessary?Copy !req
550. Yes!
It was the only language he understood!Copy !req
551. - Give me the gun.
- No. It's mine.Copy !req
552. You can't walk around
with a loaded pistol!Copy !req
553. You can really overdo it
with this method acting! I'm keeping it.Copy !req
554. What is this noise?Copy !req
555. What is this... this noise?Copy !req
556. It's, it's hip hop.Copy !req
557. "Nigger, nigger."Copy !req
558. What's that about?Copy !req
559. It's kind of like praise.Copy !req
560. - Praise?
- Yes.Copy !req
561. What nonsense! Nigger is a swearword,
for Negro, any child knows that.Copy !req
562. - Do you think I was born yesterday?
- No.Copy !req
563. "Nigger" means something like
friend, brother...Copy !req
564. Just nigger: Friend.Copy !req
565. - Friend?
- Yes.Copy !req
566. Nigger?Copy !req
567. - Hey, nigger!
- Ah!Copy !req
568. - How you doing, nigger?
- Get it away!Copy !req
569. - That's so gross!
- What's wrong?Copy !req
570. Get that... Yuck!Copy !req
571. Yuck!Copy !req
572. Get a hold of yourself!Copy !req
573. Completely soft in the belly
and degenerate!Copy !req
574. But just wait.Copy !req
575. I'll make a man out of you.Copy !req
576. It's only a dead dog.Copy !req
577. - It has to be sent by registered...
- Later, not now!Copy !req
578. That fucking housefly.Copy !req
579. Sawatzki, what is it now?Copy !req
580. I'm in the middle of a shoot.Copy !req
581. - It'll be a major scoop.
- Bye.Copy !req
582. No, please.
Just give me a chance.Copy !req
583. It'll knock your socks off.Copy !req
584. If you don't like it,
I'll never call you again.Copy !req
585. Just give me a chance, please!Copy !req
586. Okay, last chance.Copy !req
587. Thanks. We just have
one small problem.Copy !req
588. And that is, our money has run out,
and... I need my expenses covered.Copy !req
589. - It's a very bad connection.
- You could transfer it to...Copy !req
590. You're shaking your phone
and stuttering.Copy !req
591. Shit.Copy !req
592. What did you do?Copy !req
593. I tried to kick a pesky fly.Copy !req
594. That's my mother's car.
Are you insane? We have no money!Copy !req
595. - What do we do now?
- Don't be a whiner, Sawatzki!Copy !req
596. What do you think I would've become
if I hadn't gone into politics?Copy !req
597. A painter.Copy !req
598. PORTRAITS DONATION WELCOMECopy !req
599. Hello, there.Copy !req
600. Feel like
having your portrait drawn?Copy !req
601. - Have what drawn?
- A portrait.Copy !req
602. - Of Hitler?
- Of you.Copy !req
603. I'm finished.Copy !req
604. A caricature.Copy !req
605. Looks just like you.Copy !req
606. - Do you like it?
- Yes.Copy !req
607. - I'm afraid to say no.
- How do you see yourself?Copy !req
608. - As a vagabond.
- A vagabond?Copy !req
609. Yes.Copy !req
610. I've given it extra effort.
This is what happens to vagabonds.Copy !req
611. And those are the tears
that you will cry.Copy !req
612. Hang the picture at home, and...Copy !req
613. - hang yourself next to it.
- I will.Copy !req
614. And today, in the year 2014,Copy !req
615. if someone comes
to the central square in Bayreuth,Copy !req
616. impersonating Hitler,Copy !req
617. and if that is tolerated
by the general public,Copy !req
618. then I have to say:
That is bad for Germany.Copy !req
619. And if it were up to me,
I would have you chased off.Copy !req
620. So much for the idea
that nobody would donate.Copy !req
621. Are you married, Sawatzki?Copy !req
622. - No.
- I thought as much.Copy !req
623. - What's that supposed to mean?
- It takes courage to get women.Copy !req
624. And that's exactly what you lack.Copy !req
625. You don't win over women
by hemming and hawing.Copy !req
626. Instead, you must
focus all your strength,Copy !req
627. and then, Sawatzki,
then you attack!Copy !req
628. You could write a self-help book:
"Mein Kampf... with my wife."Copy !req
629. I like you, Sawatzki.Copy !req
630. Come on.Copy !req
631. Touch the fence.Copy !req
632. You're afraid. Come on.Copy !req
633. It's nothing.Copy !req
634. I didn't feel a thing.Copy !req
635. This is so beautiful.Copy !req
636. You must know me from the '30s.Copy !req
637. I was just thinking,
"I know that man."Copy !req
638. She just told me,
"He looks like..."?Copy !req
639. - Hitler.
- Exactly.Copy !req
640. And it is me.Copy !req
641. Do you like the Bavarian
conservative party?Copy !req
642. Not anymore.Copy !req
643. - So who do you like?
- I'd go with the Greens.Copy !req
644. - The Greens?
- Yes.Copy !req
645. That would be good.Copy !req
646. Protecting nature
protects the homeland.Copy !req
647. Protecting nature is good
and a Christian value.Copy !req
648. - It wasn't all bad back then.
- No, you can't say that.Copy !req
649. But politics made it bad.Copy !req
650. You can't go lamenting about the past.Copy !req
651. Sure you can.
You have to learn from the past,Copy !req
652. and it can't ever
be allowed to repeat itself.Copy !req
653. It won't,
this time we'll do it right!Copy !req
654. - What you think is naive.
- It's not at all naive.Copy !req
655. We'll do it right this time.Copy !req
656. - You should support me. Would you?
- Definitely not.Copy !req
657. - I would never.
- Do you have a pen?Copy !req
658. I'd like to get his address.Copy !req
659. It's for the first wave of arrests.
Then we'll see.Copy !req
660. I'm not afraid.Copy !req
661. I love you, Germany!Copy !req
662. Oh, that... that stings!Copy !req
663. Take it off!Copy !req
664. It burns!Copy !req
665. WORLD CUP FAN ZONECopy !req
666. Fuck Germany!
You're all fucking Nazis!Copy !req
667. - Shit!
- You going to take that?Copy !req
668. - Fucking traitor!
- Hang him from that tree!Copy !req
669. This is what happens
to parasites!Copy !req
670. Down with Germany!Copy !req
671. Don't put up with it!
Let him have it!Copy !req
672. - Take a picture of me and Adolf.
- Okay, I will.Copy !req
673. I love Hitler!Copy !req
674. - May I hug you?
- It would be my pleasure.Copy !req
675. Thanks!Copy !req
676. "Hitler's walking around."Copy !req
677. - "He's really into 'The Downfall'."
- "Looks good for his age."Copy !req
678. Sawatzki,
you are really scaring me. Really.Copy !req
679. This clip
has over a million clicks!Copy !req
680. - How many?
- Over a million, and I just put it up.Copy !req
681. I've got more footage.Copy !req
682. - No way.
- Yes.Copy !req
683. It's bold, it's provocative, it's...Copy !req
684. In your face, you know...Copy !req
685. Sorry.Copy !req
686. What do you think?Copy !req
687. - Have you talked to anyone else about it?
- No.Copy !req
688. Good.
Give me the contact and the footage.Copy !req
689. Not necessary, he's already here.Copy !req
690. - Who?
- Adolf Hitler. Hello.Copy !req
691. Sensen...Copy !req
692. brink. Hello.Copy !req
693. Sawatzki, come with me, please.Copy !req
694. This is no circus.Copy !req
695. Let me spell it out
in case you're slow on the uptake:Copy !req
696. - Take that lunatic and get out.
- Hitler, don't go in there!Copy !req
697. - Mr. Hitler, you can't just...
- That's really getting old...Copy !req
698. - Mr. Sensenbrink!
- Sorry, he just charged in...Copy !req
699. - Are we that desperate?
- Not you!Copy !req
700. - I think you're right.
- About what?Copy !req
701. Our situation is desperate.Copy !req
702. Let us save Germany together.Copy !req
703. - Great idea, the show's over.
- Hold on a second.Copy !req
704. How do you plan on saving Germany?Copy !req
705. Do you drink coffee?Copy !req
706. Occasionally.Copy !req
707. You!Copy !req
708. - Do you drink coffee?
- Yes.Copy !req
709. Where does your coffee come from?Copy !req
710. Usually from Starbucks.Copy !req
711. And who is responsible for it?Copy !req
712. For the preservatives
they put in it?Copy !req
713. Surely not Mr. Starbuck.
He wants nothing to do with it.Copy !req
714. - Nobody wants anything to do with it.
- True.Copy !req
715. That's why we need a change.Copy !req
716. A leader who is responsible for things,
body and soul.Copy !req
717. Germany needs to know:Copy !req
718. The Autobahn
was not built by some fool!Copy !req
719. No, it was built by the Führer!Copy !req
720. When you eat bread,
you know it comes from the baker.Copy !req
721. And if you invade
what's left of the Czech Republic,Copy !req
722. then you know it was the Führer.Copy !req
723. Is this something you've prepared?Copy !req
724. What for, Mrs. Bellini?Copy !req
725. The bedrock foundation of my world viewCopy !req
726. enables me
to draw the right conclusions.Copy !req
727. Amazing. Mr. Sensenbrink,Copy !req
728. find the proper TV format
for this gentleman.Copy !req
729. Of course.Copy !req
730. Just one thing, Mr...Copy !req
731. - Hitler.
- Yes.Copy !req
732. We do agree:
The topic of Jews is not funny.Copy !req
733. How right you are, Mrs. Bellini.Copy !req
734. I've rarely encountered
such splendid women.Copy !req
735. Riefenstahl was one,
and this Bellini is of similar caliber.Copy !req
736. Her tight body stands upright,Copy !req
737. she is alert, ready with
a quick and correct response.Copy !req
738. Like a wolf lying in wait.Copy !req
739. In tense situations,
she may take a longer dragCopy !req
740. from her electronic cigarette.Copy !req
741. But otherwise, she's under control.
What a woman!Copy !req
742. - And? How did it go?
- As expected.Copy !req
743. Mr. Sensenbrink? How was it?Copy !req
744. - What?
- In the office?Copy !req
745. - Oh. Just fine.
- Then I'm back in?Copy !req
746. - I'm bursting with ideas.
- I'll get in touch.Copy !req
747. Hold on. You have to hire me back,
or else I'm taking Hitler with me.Copy !req
748. Sure. I'll make sure you get a job
that carries some weight.Copy !req
749. Thank you.Copy !req
750. There you go.Copy !req
751. Sensenbrink said it's temporary,Copy !req
752. until a new editorial spot opens up.Copy !req
753. I have to say,
that new comedian is really something.Copy !req
754. It's hard to believe
he's not the real thing.Copy !req
755. Yes, I know.Copy !req
756. And you discovered him?Copy !req
757. Yes.Copy !req
758. Would you have a coffee
with me sometime?Copy !req
759. I'm sorry.Copy !req
760. Whenever I see you, then...Copy !req
761. - You know?
- No,Copy !req
762. but if you want a date...Copy !req
763. - no problem.
- Uh, yes.Copy !req
764. And you guys are, like,
friends of Franziska's?Copy !req
765. Apparently so.Copy !req
766. And are you, like, emos?Copy !req
767. Or goths,
or whatever they're called?Copy !req
768. No, we're Satanists.Copy !req
769. How nice.Copy !req
770. Grandma, this is Fabian.Copy !req
771. - I won't sign a thing.
- You don't have to.Copy !req
772. Where are the teabags?Copy !req
773. It's so nice here.Copy !req
774. Yummy, this cake is great.Copy !req
775. - Did you bake it?
- Why are you messing with her?Copy !req
776. - Excuse me?
- She suffers from dementia,Copy !req
777. and you ask her if she baked
an almond-strawberry-cream cake?Copy !req
778. - Are you a sadist?
- No.Copy !req
779. - Good morning.
- Morning.Copy !req
780. Good morning.Copy !req
781. Well, this will be your new... Reich.Copy !req
782. - Get...
- Morning.Copy !req
783. - Hitler. Michael. Do you mind?
- Hi.Copy !req
784. - It works.
- What's wrong?Copy !req
785. - Laugh over there.
- Will I get my desk back?Copy !req
786. We'll see.Copy !req
787. Yes, then I'll pick you up later
for training.Copy !req
788. - I don't need training.
- Call it tuning.Copy !req
789. - Tuning for...
- No need.Copy !req
790. - You need it for modern TV.
- No, I need a typewriter.Copy !req
791. Mrs. Krömeier?
She'll help you out.Copy !req
792. - I'm a pro.
- Hey there, mister...Copy !req
793. It's not "mister,"
it's "my Führer."Copy !req
794. - Oh yeah?
- I want a proper greeting.Copy !req
795. - I knew it, I get to play a part!
- Uh...Copy !req
796. - Morning, my Führer!
- Miss Krömeier?Copy !req
797. Lower your hand.Copy !req
798. It's supposed to be shouted, right?
Or shouted differently?Copy !req
799. Miss Krömeier, do me a favor?Copy !req
800. - Stop shouting.
- Jawohl, my Führer.Copy !req
801. I agree.
Just play the secretary.Copy !req
802. Get him connected
with the big wide world.Copy !req
803. All right then...Copy !req
804. Let's get started.Copy !req
805. Then she showed me
one of the most amazing inventions:Copy !req
806. The computer.Copy !req
807. Back in the day,
computers weren't really my thing.Copy !req
808. For the troops,
they seemed too bulky.Copy !req
809. But after that computers
became ever smaller and more practical.Copy !req
810. And then along came Douglas Engelbart
and invented this "mouse" device.Copy !req
811. I'll take it now, okay?Copy !req
812. With this, you move the pointer
on the desktop.Copy !req
813. Here, try it.Copy !req
814. - With the mouse.
- Double click on the left side.Copy !req
815. You're doing great, Mr. Hitler,
for your first time.Copy !req
816. What name should I use
for your email?Copy !req
817. My name. Adolf Hitler.Copy !req
818. - Is that your real name?
- No, of course not!Copy !req
819. My real name is
Shmul Rosenzweig!Copy !req
820. Well, great. "Shmul" is cool.Copy !req
821. - Shmul, is that with a "ch"?
- That was a joke, Miss Krömeier!Copy !req
822. Oh.Copy !req
823. - "Adolf dot Hitler" is taken.
- What? Someone stole my name!Copy !req
824. How about
using a different name?Copy !req
825. - You mean, like a pseudonym?
- Kind of.Copy !req
826. I see. Fine, then use "Wulf..."Copy !req
827. "Wulf's"... "Wulf's Lair."Copy !req
828. - "Wulf's Lair 6" is available.
- I am not Wulf's Lair 6!Copy !req
829. What was that thing called,
Ober... Obersalzbach?Copy !req
830. Obersalz berg,
Fräulein Krömeier.Copy !req
831. Use "New Reichs Chancellery."
I always liked it.Copy !req
832. Mrs. Krömeier showed me even more.
A wonderful technology!Copy !req
833. The Internetwork.Copy !req
834. Enter something
you're interested in.Copy !req
835. "World supremacy," and search.Copy !req
836. There's everything about
world supremacy. Great, huh?Copy !req
837. This Wikipedia...Copy !req
838. Even the name illustrates
the ingenuity of the Aryans.Copy !req
839. "Pedia" like "encyclopedia,"Copy !req
840. "wiki" like the explorer blood
of the Vikings.Copy !req
841. - Are you crying, my Führer?
- No.Copy !req
842. I'm about to cry, too.Copy !req
843. I know enough of those types
like Sensenbrink.Copy !req
844. Sensenbrink hopes he's a success,
but he's only an accessory to success.Copy !req
845. Because he suspects this,
he fears the momentCopy !req
846. it is revealed
that the success is neither his,Copy !req
847. nor was he an accessory to it.Copy !req
848. It's bound to fail:
Hitler on primetime.Copy !req
849. The Jewish Council will be all over us.Copy !req
850. Bellini is outdoing you.Copy !req
851. Just you wait.Copy !req
852. I'm putting Hitler
on the "Whoa, Dude!" show.Copy !req
853. The TV critics... I can only imagine
the shitstorm we'll see.Copy !req
854. This Hitler thing...Copy !req
855. is going to break Katja Bellini's neck!Copy !req
856. Asylum seekers...Copy !req
857. COMEDY AUTHORS
"WHOA, DUDE!" SHOWCopy !req
858. gypsies, minorities. I like it.Copy !req
859. Jews, foreigners, homosexuals,
and concentration camps.Copy !req
860. Those are good topics.
Even I could come up with something.Copy !req
861. And now I'd like you to think up
fitting gags and one-liners.Copy !req
862. You mean positive,
with an ironic twist, or what?Copy !req
863. - I don't quite understand.
- Funny one-liners.Copy !req
864. Racist jokes are racist.
You know that, right?Copy !req
865. I like it.Copy !req
866. You like racism?Copy !req
867. If anyone should own
the topic of racism, then it should be us.Copy !req
868. In order to be plausible,
he has to do it.Copy !req
869. Good. Now we're talking.Copy !req
870. I'm just saying, there are no taboos.Copy !req
871. There are no red lines,
and if you sense one,Copy !req
872. you are cordially invited to cross it.Copy !req
873. "Salafists and Jews are similar:Copy !req
874. Circumcised,
hook-nosed and highly flammable."Copy !req
875. "Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz:
They all gave it one star."Copy !req
876. "What does a Jewish pedophile say?
Want to buy a candy?"Copy !req
877. Please excuse my chuckling.Copy !req
878. "A Salafist comes home to
his screaming child: 'What a terror'."Copy !req
879. "My driving teacher asked me where
the gas is: 'Second door on the right'."Copy !req
880. Jesus.Copy !req
881. "Idioms change over time.
'Ashes to ashes' used to meanCopy !req
882. you went to Auschwitz on vacation."Copy !req
883. Is this what you want?Copy !req
884. Yes.Copy !req
885. Precisely.Copy !req
886. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
887. I just wanted to say hello.Copy !req
888. Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
889. Same here.Copy !req
890. That... looks great.Copy !req
891. Christoph, do you have a moment?Copy !req
892. What is it?Copy !req
893. - Well, this is a great idea.
- Yes?Copy !req
894. Hitler on the show.Copy !req
895. Nobody asks me anymore?Copy !req
896. It seems I no longer understand
the concept of my own show.Copy !req
897. - It's... funny.
- Oh yeah?Copy !req
898. - With Hitler, it's always a fine line.
- I know.Copy !req
899. Your show plays with fine lines.Copy !req
900. This will be a one-time deal.
Do I have your word?Copy !req
901. Two. You have two words.Copy !req
902. Oh, please!Copy !req
903. - Michi...
- Michi...Copy !req
904. - Jeanette, can you get us a drink?
- My name's Janine.Copy !req
905. The...Copy !req
906. show is live.Copy !req
907. But no need to worry...Copy !req
908. Just be... yourself.Copy !req
909. The show "Whoa Dude!"
confirms everything I had heard.Copy !req
910. Witzigmann appears
in various costumes:Copy !req
911. Black U. S. President,
Muslim womanCopy !req
912. or other minority,
to make mincemeat of current politics.Copy !req
913. I'm on an erotic diet.Copy !req
914. A fruit course for breakfast, lunch
and dinner, intercourse for dessert...Copy !req
915. The transition was to happen
with a line.Copy !req
916. Witzigmann delivered
without a flinch:Copy !req
917. Ladies and gentlemen,
he's been lost for decades,Copy !req
918. now he's back!
Give a warm welcome to...Copy !req
919. Adolf Hitler!Copy !req
920. All or nothing, here we go.Copy !req
921. Welcome, dear Adolf, to...Copy !req
922. - to "Whoa..."
- "Dude!"Copy !req
923. Greetings!Copy !req
924. All right.
Then I'd say: Bombs away!Copy !req
925. When they see me,
the audience becomes uneasy.Copy !req
926. They try to match my face
to that of the Hitler actors they know.Copy !req
927. I see their unease,Copy !req
928. which my mere gaze
transforms into breathless silence.Copy !req
929. Is this part of the act?Copy !req
930. Not this long.Copy !req
931. Is it a blackout?Copy !req
932. An assistant gives me a sign,
as if I'd forgotten my lines.Copy !req
933. It was clear that in the face of
this seeming inaction,Copy !req
934. that amateur Witzigmann
started to sweat.Copy !req
935. What is this? What's going on?Copy !req
936. - Will he do anything?
- He has to, we're live.Copy !req
937. - Michael, you take over.
- No, we wait.Copy !req
938. Give him time.Copy !req
939. Witzigmann doesn't understand
the power of silence, he feared it.Copy !req
940. I let the air flow into my lungs...Copy !req
941. and give the silence... a sound.Copy !req
942. Over there... is someone...Copy !req
943. is holding some signs.Copy !req
944. With text for me to read out.Copy !req
945. The text... is a joke.Copy !req
946. A joke about immigrants.Copy !req
947. But why make jokes about immigrants?Copy !req
948. If you have rats in your house,
you don't get a clown,Copy !req
949. you call pest control.Copy !req
950. The television in my hotel...Copy !req
951. is this thin.Copy !req
952. A marvel of human ingenuity.Copy !req
953. But what is shown
on that television?Copy !req
954. Just trash.
When times are bad...Copy !req
955. people need light entertainment.
That's why, in 1944,Copy !req
956. we broadcast light comedies.Copy !req
957. But how bad can times get...Copy !req
958. for the people to be bombarded
with such idiotic nonsense!Copy !req
959. He's so right.Copy !req
960. What kind of country is this?Copy !req
961. Child poverty...Copy !req
962. old-age poverty, unemployment...Copy !req
963. birthrate lower than ever.
No wonder!Copy !req
964. Who wants to have a child
in this country?Copy !req
965. We are racing...Copy !req
966. toward the abyss.Copy !req
967. But we don't see it,Copy !req
968. because on TV...Copy !req
969. you cannot see the abyss.Copy !req
970. You see...Copy !req
971. a cooking show.Copy !req
972. I will keep fighting against TVCopy !req
973. until we not only see the abyss,Copy !req
974. but until we overcome it!Copy !req
975. It is 8:45 PM,
broadcasting is returning fire.Copy !req
976. Yes!Copy !req
977. Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
978. - It's getting pretty late.
- Yes.Copy !req
979. Oh God, I forgot to call home.Copy !req
980. Are you married?Copy !req
981. No, I'm not married...Copy !req
982. No, I live with my mo...Copy !req
983. My moth...Copy !req
984. - Come again?
- My other flatmate.Copy !req
985. To be honest, with my mother.Copy !req
986. Want to sleep here?Copy !req
987. Yes.Copy !req
988. - On the couch.
- Uh, yes.Copy !req
989. - But no touching.
- No, I'd never touch you.Copy !req
990. Who said never?Copy !req
991. Hey, not so loud!
You'll wake my Grandma.Copy !req
992. - Margot wants one too...
- Get that asshole off my show!Copy !req
993. - Did you fall asleep in the control room?
- Enough.Copy !req
994. - I'll never forgive you.
- Michael... Shut up.Copy !req
995. All right, my friend...Copy !req
996. Yes, that's enough now.Copy !req
997. Thank you.
Oh, just shut up, Katja, okay?Copy !req
998. - Hey, leave Hitler alone!
- No, this is...Copy !req
999. - Stop it!
- Leave the Führer alone!Copy !req
1000. We've seen this act
a hundred times!Copy !req
1001. Asshole!
You're a real cunt! Let me go!Copy !req
1002. This is my show!Copy !req
1003. Put the Führer on all the shows!Copy !req
1004. Breakfast Show,
Celebrity Dinner, whatever.Copy !req
1005. - This is a hit!
- Okay.Copy !req
1006. This will be great.Copy !req
1007. - Thanks, everybody. Get home safely.
- Shit.Copy !req
1008. And now our next guest!Copy !req
1009. Would it be wrong to say
he's taken Germany by storm?Copy !req
1010. Give a warm welcome to...
Adolf Hitler!Copy !req
1011. You wanted to be a painter.
It didn't work.Copy !req
1012. - Was it the lack of talent, or what?
- No...Copy !req
1013. It was providence that wanted
a person like me to be a politician.Copy !req
1014. Like with a provocative rapper:
You stand on a crate yelling,Copy !req
1015. - and people look, then what?
- It's not about provocation.Copy !req
1016. It's about the German people.Copy !req
1017. A leader is nothing without his people.
It's like MozartCopy !req
1018. without a piano.Copy !req
1019. He could play violin with his sister,
but if we take that away too?Copy !req
1020. - What's your piano?
- The people.Copy !req
1021. I play piano on the people.Copy !req
1022. - The black keys as well?
- The black keys as well.Copy !req
1023. When they have to be pressed.Copy !req
1024. What are your plans for the future?Copy !req
1025. To make Germany great again,
and secure the survival of the Germans.Copy !req
1026. Maybe I should just leave?Copy !req
1027. - Even for you, we have tasks.
- I bet.Copy !req
1028. With the Autobahn, for example.Copy !req
1029. They need people
for the toll booths.Copy !req
1030. - Or in construction.
- Yes.Copy !req
1031. - You have to stay Hitler?
- Yes, so I can get things done.Copy !req
1032. So you don't have any
Hitler-free moments?Copy !req
1033. No, no, I do not.Copy !req
1034. Just like you have no
Thadeusz-free moments.Copy !req
1035. It was your destiny.Copy !req
1036. - And what is your destiny?
- You are a little screw...Copy !req
1037. in the grand machine of time.Copy !req
1038. - And you?
- I'm the steering wheel,Copy !req
1039. and you're the little screw.Copy !req
1040. Germans swinging from one
Jungle Camp to the next.Copy !req
1041. It's worse than the two World Wars
I experienced.Copy !req
1042. We are racing...Copy !req
1043. Toward the abyss.Copy !req
1044. But we don't see it.Copy !req
1045. Because on television.Copy !req
1046. You cannot see the abyss.Copy !req
1047. The abyss!Copy !req
1048. World War2 wasn't that great, but now
there's a new comedian on the march.Copy !req
1049. And he imitated Hitler!Copy !req
1050. What's wrong with this guy?Copy !req
1051. At any rate, quite the rebel!Copy !req
1052. And on television, he goes and says:
"Television is trash."Copy !req
1053. And I'm like:
Hold on, I have to see this!Copy !req
1054. Should you take it seriously
or should you laugh at it?Copy !req
1055. What he's talking about
is serious, and he's kind of right.Copy !req
1056. The big question is:
Is Germany ready for this kind of humor?Copy !req
1057. In the midst of a refugee debate,
I say: No!Copy !req
1058. No, Witzigmann,
it's not all about the ratings.Copy !req
1059. It shouldn't be underestimated.Copy !req
1060. Back then there was a lot of talk too,
and it was put into practice.Copy !req
1061. I'm not sure
if this is a good or a bad thing.Copy !req
1062. And you have that perfect
Fashion Führer look!Copy !req
1063. The sad thing is, what he's saying
isn't all that wrong.Copy !req
1064. Child poverty, old-age poverty,
unemployment...Copy !req
1065. Chancellor or You Tube star?
He seems to have what it takes for both.Copy !req
1066. Have a child in this country...
What kind of country is this...Copy !req
1067. Do I really want to have kids
in this world?Copy !req
1068. I thought he was great,
and I'm going to stay tuned.Copy !req
1069. Child poverty, old-age poverty,
unemployment...Copy !req
1070. - Yesterday on "Whoa, Dude!"...
- I hate you,Copy !req
1071. I hate everybody.
Except for Hitler.Copy !req
1072. With his little moustache...Copy !req
1073. "Brown Gold, the Bittersweet
Attraction of Adolf H."Copy !req
1074. "The Führer, of all people,
hits the nail on the head."Copy !req
1075. Nothing but positive.Copy !req
1076. Sheer enthusiasm.
Everywhere, really. Sheer enthusiasm.Copy !req
1077. Oh, here's a bad one.Copy !req
1078. "Stop this bullshit,
you fuckin Juwish pig."Copy !req
1079. Haven't had such a good laugh
in a while.Copy !req
1080. It was pretty sadCopy !req
1081. that it took months
before I even realizedCopy !req
1082. there were people who felt the calling
to continue the work of the NSDAP.Copy !req
1083. The National Democratic Party,
if you look closely behind the facade,Copy !req
1084. is only against the death penalty,
I mean for it,Copy !req
1085. for pedophiles and the like.
They're for justice.Copy !req
1086. If you will.
We're just fighting for our rights.Copy !req
1087. We could use more democracyCopy !req
1088. so that someone
can lay down the law,Copy !req
1089. and say: This is how we're doing it.
That's it, no discussion.Copy !req
1090. You are so right.
That's just my kind of democracy.Copy !req
1091. That's how I see democracy.Copy !req
1092. How do you see Germany?
What would you change in general?Copy !req
1093. HEAD OF AFD BAVARIACopy !req
1094. So, a big topic for us
is federal finance reform.Copy !req
1095. And then another overall topic
is educational policy,Copy !req
1096. we want the government
to take more responsibility...Copy !req
1097. And finally, there's also...Copy !req
1098. Okay, he doesn't seem to agree.Copy !req
1099. This steamroller tactic by the media,
putting us in the right-wing corner...Copy !req
1100. Of course, that's no good.Copy !req
1101. You cook for National Socialism?Copy !req
1102. VEGAN NEO-NAZI
INTERNET COOKING SHOWCopy !req
1103. - Only for Germany.
- We're Germans first, then Socialists.Copy !req
1104. Destiny gave us this great technology
to use for propaganda, and you,Copy !req
1105. you use it to prepare a silly stew!
How utterly idiotic!Copy !req
1106. They want to be heirs
to National Socialism? They are nothing!Copy !req
1107. Build the Fourth Reich?
They can't even build an Ikea shelf.Copy !req
1108. The political situation
DEP. CHAIRMAN NPDCopy !req
1109. is good, as underhanded as it sounds.Copy !req
1110. Of course we're not happy to seeCopy !req
1111. between 200 and 400 asylum seekers
showing up in Munich each week.Copy !req
1112. I agree. The worse the situation is,Copy !req
1113. - the better it is for people like us.
- It's good, politically.Copy !req
1114. You see.Copy !req
1115. I need men like you.Copy !req
1116. I'd like to send you
into the next war. Right to the front.Copy !req
1117. Would you do whatever I order?Copy !req
1118. Turn that thing off.Copy !req
1119. If you were really him,
I probably would.Copy !req
1120. SOMEWHERE IN BRANDENBURGCopy !req
1121. Thinking of Germany at night.Copy !req
1122. Puts all thought of sleep to flight.Copy !req
1123. Ain't that the truth.Copy !req
1124. That man brought me to tears
with his poem.Copy !req
1125. - How many people can you round up?
- Over 500.Copy !req
1126. Over 500? 2000?Copy !req
1127. And they'll beat our ideas
into the heads of the intellectuals.Copy !req
1128. Not a problem.Copy !req
1129. But they'll only follow
if there really is a just cause.Copy !req
1130. That's right.
It's always about content.Copy !req
1131. - Most people would even die for it.
- Sure, I'd die for my country too.Copy !req
1132. - Me too.
- You see?Copy !req
1133. - That's what I need.
- I'm already there.Copy !req
1134. - Men like you.
- In a heartbeat.Copy !req
1135. - Be strong.
- Exactly.Copy !req
1136. Schnappi, be strong!Copy !req
1137. Yes, Schnappi, be strong.
Hard as Krupp's steel,Copy !req
1138. swift as a greyhound,
tough as leather!Copy !req
1139. - For Germany.
- For Germany. For the cause.Copy !req
1140. All right, then...
So long, niggas!Copy !req
1141. - Niggers?
- You niggas!Copy !req
1142. - That's what you say nowadays.
- There are no niggers here.Copy !req
1143. HEADQUARTERS NPDCopy !req
1144. Admittedly, the Brown House in Munich
was not earth-shattering at the time.Copy !req
1145. But this shack in Köpenick, Berlin,
how pitiful.Copy !req
1146. The building alone
looked like a hopeless case.Copy !req
1147. - What is this?
- It's our doorbell nameplate.Copy !req
1148. Such a small nameplate is cowardice
before the enemy. Out of my way!Copy !req
1149. Stop, this is our office. Hello!Copy !req
1150. Can you please...Copy !req
1151. Oh, man.Copy !req
1152. Do you have a filming permit?Copy !req
1153. Since when does a national movement
hide behind bureaucracy?Copy !req
1154. I want to speak to your Reichsleiter.Copy !req
1155. You mean the chairman?Copy !req
1156. - Who should I say is here?
- The name is Hitler.Copy !req
1157. Okay.Copy !req
1158. You see "hit the gas" in quotation marks.Copy !req
1159. As if you shouldn't actually
hit the gas.Copy !req
1160. - Is this for Channel 7 or something?
- This is for Germany!Copy !req
1161. Okay, I got it.Copy !req
1162. Well, how nice.Copy !req
1163. It's Mr. Hitler.Copy !req
1164. Ulf Birne, Federal Chairman
of the National Democratic Party.Copy !req
1165. Please. We have to talk.Copy !req
1166. It's my pleasure.Copy !req
1167. - So you represent the national cause?
- Well...Copy !req
1168. You haven't been around for a while.Copy !req
1169. I have to manage my time.Copy !req
1170. The question is, what have you
achieved up till now?Copy !req
1171. - Our comrades...
- You share the trenches with comrades.Copy !req
1172. Except for me, however,
that applies to nobody here.Copy !req
1173. Okay.Copy !req
1174. - We National Democrats...
- National Democrats.Copy !req
1175. National Democracy!
What's that supposed to be?Copy !req
1176. National Socialism
requires a conception of democracyCopy !req
1177. that is not suited for a name!
How stupid can you be?Copy !req
1178. - Have you read my book?
- It's hard to get in Germany.Copy !req
1179. Is that your excuse for having read it?Copy !req
1180. Or for having not read it?Copy !req
1181. Or for not having quite understood it?Copy !req
1182. Well, this is...Copy !req
1183. - Can we turn off the camera?
- No!Copy !req
1184. You have wasted enough time.Copy !req
1185. Each of your words
throws the movement back by decades.Copy !req
1186. What about race?Copy !req
1187. - Germany for the Germans?
- Who else would it be for?Copy !req
1188. For the Poles?Copy !req
1189. Is this your best available man?Copy !req
1190. Then good luck, gentlemen.Copy !req
1191. I'd like to see Mrs. Bellini.
Where is her office?Copy !req
1192. - It's over there, but I can't...
- Thanks.Copy !req
1193. - We'll find it.
- You can't just...Copy !req
1194. Thank you. Hello, Mrs. Bellini.Copy !req
1195. - The cops and the D.A. are here!
- Quicker than expected.Copy !req
1196. Oh. What can I do for you?Copy !req
1197. - Hello.
- The DA is here.Copy !req
1198. - Göttlicher, District Attorney...
- Katja Bellini.Copy !req
1199. A complaint has been filedCopy !req
1200. charging violation of hate laws.Copy !req
1201. What?Copy !req
1202. Who filed the complaint?Copy !req
1203. Anonymous.Copy !req
1204. Ah, what a yellow-bellied snitch.Copy !req
1205. Okay, what exactly
does this mean for us?Copy !req
1206. Looks like we have to cancel
the "Führer" show.Copy !req
1207. Oh, you can keep broadcasting.Copy !req
1208. Personally, I think
the show is brilliant.Copy !req
1209. The way he...Copy !req
1210. - I'm happy to hear it.
- And that stringency.Copy !req
1211. I'm sure the complaint was filed by some
left-wing liberals. You know the type.Copy !req
1212. I'm sure the investigation
will come to nothing.Copy !req
1213. This will take care of itself.Copy !req
1214. Good bye.Copy !req
1215. - Mr. Sensenbrink, what about the dog?
- Dog?Copy !req
1216. I have to pay the invoice
for the dead dog.Copy !req
1217. What dog?Copy !req
1218. The dog that died while Mr. Hitler
and Sawatzki were filming.Copy !req
1219. Do I file it under write-offs?Copy !req
1220. Or under losses?Copy !req
1221. I'll handle it.Copy !req
1222. That's nice.Copy !req
1223. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1224. - What's wrong?
- You're asking me what's wrong?Copy !req
1225. A huge pile of Hitler-Nazi-shit,
that's what.Copy !req
1226. And everyone shouts, "Hurrah!"Copy !req
1227. That's what.
This is the most fucked-up, evil,Copy !req
1228. - inhuman...
- You're drunk.Copy !req
1229. And you're sober.Copy !req
1230. You're doing all this bullshit
with a clear head.Copy !req
1231. You know how many people
are cheering him on?Copy !req
1232. Not because they think
he's funny, or ironic.Copy !req
1233. They think what he says is cool!
They think he's right.Copy !req
1234. And now I ask you, Mrs. Katja Bellini:
Are you okay with that?Copy !req
1235. - Or don't you give a shit?
- What about all the positive reviews?Copy !req
1236. Those journalists are complete morons.Copy !req
1237. They're afraid
of missing the dramatic ambiguity.Copy !req
1238. But there is no ambiguity with
Mr. Hitler. He's just an asshole!Copy !req
1239. This is a big, brown
pile of Nazi bullshit.Copy !req
1240. And you're sitting right on top of it,Copy !req
1241. - because you're the boss of it all.
- That's enough.Copy !req
1242. You're not a coward. You're notCopy !req
1243. stupid, like so many.
You're obsessed with your career.Copy !req
1244. - Careful.
- That hurt. Okay.Copy !req
1245. Good night, Mrs. Goebbels.Copy !req
1246. I have a confession to make.
We had your background checked.Copy !req
1247. Then the results
must have reassured you.Copy !req
1248. On the one hand, yes.
We found nothing incriminating.Copy !req
1249. - And on the other hand?
- We found nothing at all about you.Copy !req
1250. As if you never existed.Copy !req
1251. Would you like to know
if I ever existed?Copy !req
1252. Please understand,Copy !req
1253. we need to make sure we're not
dealing with the real Hitler...Copy !req
1254. What am I saying?Copy !req
1255. Indeed. That's high treason.Copy !req
1256. So you've never been
in a right-wing party?Copy !req
1257. On the contrary:
I was a founding member.Copy !req
1258. Membership number 555.Copy !req
1259. What?Copy !req
1260. - A youthful folly, I hope.
- Nonsense. In 1919,Copy !req
1261. I was 30 years old.
That's no youthful folly.Copy !req
1262. - 1919?
- When else?Copy !req
1263. I even thought up that fraud!Copy !req
1264. We started at 500 so it sounded like
we had more members.Copy !req
1265. Thank you for the warm welcome.Copy !req
1266. Nice of you to join us,
and nice of you to join us.Copy !req
1267. How shall I address you tonight?Copy !req
1268. "Mr. Hitler" would suffice.Copy !req
1269. - You can also say "My Führer."
- You're a comedian, aren't you?Copy !req
1270. Some people see me that way.Copy !req
1271. - Are you comfortable in that role?
- I feel comfortable in every role.Copy !req
1272. I want to reach people, and you can't
reach someone who isn't listening.Copy !req
1273. So I'm willing to play the fool.Copy !req
1274. What kind of person are you?Copy !req
1275. Many newspapers
write that you're crazy.Copy !req
1276. - What do you say to that?
- Do I look crazy?Copy !req
1277. Pardon me for saying so but,
a little. Your eyes scare me.Copy !req
1278. Here I stand, I cannot do other.
I am who I am.Copy !req
1279. - Is that funny?
- As funny as the times we're living in.Copy !req
1280. I have my doubts whether
what you're doing is justified.Copy !req
1281. Look what we've found:Copy !req
1282. Among the clips you filmed
was this one...Copy !req
1283. - What clip?
- Have a look.Copy !req
1284. I can only sell dogs
to people I trust.Copy !req
1285. You can't do that.
You don't... That...Copy !req
1286. What is this?Copy !req
1287. It's...Copy !req
1288. - Damned mutt!
- My dog!Copy !req
1289. You shot my dog!Copy !req
1290. Do you find that funny?Copy !req
1291. - Are we supposed to laugh?
- It was an accident.Copy !req
1292. - What?
- It wasn't really that bad.Copy !req
1293. Okay, it was.
How did he get that?Copy !req
1294. - You should know.
- Is that your humor?Copy !req
1295. Could you tell me
why you did that clip?Copy !req
1296. That clip...
I had to shoot that dog,Copy !req
1297. because the dog had it coming,
don't you see?Copy !req
1298. That dog bit me in the finger!Copy !req
1299. And I did exactly
what I would do to you.Copy !req
1300. I'll turn your studio
into a parking lot for tanks!Copy !req
1301. I will certainly not
be fired because of a dog.Copy !req
1302. "TV HITLER FINALY GETS CANNED!"Copy !req
1303. It hurts me deep down.
You tried so hard.Copy !req
1304. - Spare me your false pity.
- I think he means it.Copy !req
1305. Anything is possible in TV.Copy !req
1306. The viewer will forgive nearly anything.
But killing a little dog...Copy !req
1307. The German soul will not forgive it.Copy !req
1308. My wife and I became ill
after watching this.Copy !req
1309. I wish you all the best.Copy !req
1310. Now you're at the helm.Copy !req
1311. Don't disappoint me.Copy !req
1312. Certainly not.Copy !req
1313. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
1314. We lost our hotel room.Copy !req
1315. - Can we sleep here a while?
- Sure.Copy !req
1316. Thank you, madam,Copy !req
1317. - your support will go down...
- Come on!Copy !req
1318. In history...Copy !req
1319. Amazing, the path that destiny takes
to reach its destination.Copy !req
1320. It brings about
these moments of crisis,Copy !req
1321. but only so I can find the time
to write a second great book.Copy !req
1322. - What are you doing?
- I'm writing a new book.Copy !req
1323. - And?
- Completely insane.Copy !req
1324. He describes waking up
here in modern Berlin.Copy !req
1325. I'm in it, you're in it.Copy !req
1326. I can see it made into a movie.Copy !req
1327. I have one condition: I want to do
the film adaptation of the book.Copy !req
1328. Fine.Copy !req
1329. Success was quick to come.Copy !req
1330. "TV HITLER WRITES DIARY"Copy !req
1331. "NO HITLER = NO AUDIENCE"Copy !req
1332. "TV HITLER DONATES
FOR ANIMAL PROTECTION"Copy !req
1333. "LOOK WHO'S BACK" BOOK PROMOTIONCopy !req
1334. Respect for how he has coped
with the new world.Copy !req
1335. I don't kill anyone,
if it's not absolutely necessary.Copy !req
1336. Fear not...
I'm quite a nice guy.Copy !req
1337. The Facebook recruiting call
for my new troops was promising,Copy !req
1338. but the raw material
left much to be desired.Copy !req
1339. My God!Copy !req
1340. And 30 more on top of that,Copy !req
1341. till you stop laughing.Copy !req
1342. Enjoying yourself. Hm?Copy !req
1343. Go on, enjoy yourself.
Are you having fun?Copy !req
1344. Doesn't look like your laughing now.Copy !req
1345. Louder!Copy !req
1346. 3 MONTHS LATERCopy !req
1347. Mr. Sensenbrink, the ratings
are too low to be measured.Copy !req
1348. Ad revenue is next to nothing.Copy !req
1349. Our liquidity...Copy !req
1350. Witzigmann's show
will get us back on track.Copy !req
1351. As of now, we broadcast
"Whoa, Dude!" five times a week.Copy !req
1352. Mr. Sensenbrink...Copy !req
1353. - Witzigmann...
- He has quit.Copy !req
1354. The show "Whoa, Dude!"
no longer exists.Copy !req
1355. The following men will stay in the room:
Rugemon...Copy !req
1356. Lummlich...Copy !req
1357. Mancello... and Nils.Copy !req
1358. How dare you?Copy !req
1359. "Whoa, Dude!" no longer exists?
I developed that show!Copy !req
1360. You are a bunch of incompetent losers!Copy !req
1361. How am I to lead a TV station
like this?Copy !req
1362. If you all sabotage me?Copy !req
1363. My God!Copy !req
1364. Out...Copy !req
1365. out, brief candle.Copy !req
1366. What if we get Hitler back on board?Copy !req
1367. People just can't stay mad at Hitler
for very long.Copy !req
1368. And even the people who hate him
go buy his new book.Copy !req
1369. Just to see
what his next crazy move is.Copy !req
1370. - You can't, that's untenable!
- It's selling like hot cakes.Copy !req
1371. They're working on the film adaptation.Copy !req
1372. We should be taking part in it.Copy !req
1373. - Hey, you were always against Hitler!
- Of course!Copy !req
1374. But I wasn't
managing director at the time.Copy !req
1375. This looks... this looks great!Copy !req
1376. So this is going to the big screen,
is it?Copy !req
1377. Who are you?Copy !req
1378. Sawatzki? - Cut!Copy !req
1379. - Stop!
- Who just walked onto the set?Copy !req
1380. I thought...Copy !req
1381. Cool, huh? A silicone mask.Copy !req
1382. - Is that really Sensenbrink?
- That's him.Copy !req
1383. I thought I'd pop by.
I always believed in you.Copy !req
1384. Things couldn't be going better.
Oh, do you want one of these?Copy !req
1385. Quite clever, isn't it,
with the moustache as title.Copy !req
1386. Brilliant.Copy !req
1387. And the gag is:
It costs exactly 19.33.Copy !req
1388. - Like the year 1933...
- I got it.Copy !req
1389. Christoph Sensenbrink, this is:
Christoph Sensenbrink.Copy !req
1390. How long have I waited for this moment?Copy !req
1391. I'm even you in my dreams.Copy !req
1392. - He's playing me?
- Yes.Copy !req
1393. But nobody knows him.Copy !req
1394. You could've gotten
Benno Fürmann or Bruno Ganz...Copy !req
1395. For such a small role?
Are you kidding?Copy !req
1396. - Do you have a TV network?
- Talks are underway.Copy !req
1397. Pr07, RTL, ZDF, you name it.Copy !req
1398. If I know them,
they're all just talk.Copy !req
1399. You need a high-powered partner.Copy !req
1400. We'll boost your budget by a million,
and in return we broadcast your film.Copy !req
1401. Grandma, I'll be right back.Copy !req
1402. - Hello.
- Hello.Copy !req
1403. Hey.Copy !req
1404. Hello, Fräulein Krömeier.Copy !req
1405. Well, that's taken care of.Copy !req
1406. - Sorry it's such a mess.
- Don't worry...Copy !req
1407. - Hitler, may I take your coat?
- Sure...Copy !req
1408. - Hi, Mrs. Krömeier.
- Sorry to invade like this.Copy !req
1409. It can't be.Copy !req
1410. I'm honored. Your granddaughter
is a wonderful person.Copy !req
1411. It's Hitler!Copy !req
1412. - Grandma...
- Do something!Copy !req
1413. He's not real.
She thinks it's him.Copy !req
1414. Think of your family.Copy !req
1415. So many people, all of them dead.Copy !req
1416. Do something.Copy !req
1417. I feel anger and fury
about those days too.Copy !req
1418. I will make sure that
no English bomber ever comes close...Copy !req
1419. Who said anything about bombs?Copy !req
1420. None of them
died in the bombing raids!Copy !req
1421. - You gassed them!
- Grandma, it's funny, satire!Copy !req
1422. He looks the same.Copy !req
1423. He says the same things.Copy !req
1424. And back then,
people were laughing at first, too.Copy !req
1425. I know who you are.Copy !req
1426. I haven't forgotten a thing.Copy !req
1427. - Madam...
- Get out!Copy !req
1428. Get out, you criminal!Copy !req
1429. Get out!Copy !req
1430. Awful.Copy !req
1431. - Awful...
- Yes.Copy !req
1432. That Fräulein Krömeier is a Jew.Copy !req
1433. I'm surprised.Copy !req
1434. - That's not what I mean.
- You're disappointed.Copy !req
1435. Because I wasn't harsh enough
with that old Jewish hag.Copy !req
1436. I can understand.Copy !req
1437. But as politician, you have to
set priorities, Sawatzki.Copy !req
1438. It's like the '36 Olympics. You put
the persecution on hold for three weeks.Copy !req
1439. Can't you break character for once?Copy !req
1440. I understand that you have
feelings for Fräulein Krömeier, I do.Copy !req
1441. Perhaps only a small part of her
is Jewish.Copy !req
1442. The body can handle
a certain amount of Jewishness.Copy !req
1443. My God, what kind of a person are you?Copy !req
1444. The three kids came from there.Copy !req
1445. Yes, but I want to know:Copy !req
1446. How did you get here,
what happened before that?Copy !req
1447. I don't know.Copy !req
1448. What?
Were you just beamed over there?Copy !req
1449. Fabian, what do you say?Copy !req
1450. Didn't you ask yourself
where he came from?Copy !req
1451. Time travel?
Or he escaped from the loony bin!Copy !req
1452. - Let me through.
- No.Copy !req
1453. Get out of the way.
Don't you recognize me?Copy !req
1454. Why?
Because of your little moustache?Copy !req
1455. You're stabbing Germany in the back.
You're a pig.Copy !req
1456. A pig that doesn't deserve toCopy !req
1457. live!Copy !req
1458. You really gave us a scare.Copy !req
1459. Oh... Mrs. Bellini!Copy !req
1460. - What is this?
- It's all for you.Copy !req
1461. Look, Boris Becker wrote you.Copy !req
1462. - They all wish you a quick recovery.
- Why?Copy !req
1463. Why?
You were beat up by neo-Nazis.Copy !req
1464. You're a "Champion of Democracy."
Sigmar Gabriel, vice chancellor.Copy !req
1465. Now you're a hero!Copy !req
1466. Everything okay?Copy !req
1467. I just had to laugh.Copy !req
1468. Those amateurs.Copy !req
1469. Yes, there's enough.
It's starting to rain.Copy !req
1470. We have to finish shooting!Copy !req
1471. He's just lying there.Copy !req
1472. BUNKER COMPOUNDCopy !req
1473. HISTORICAL LOCATION
OF THE "FÜHRER BUNKER"Copy !req
1474. Where is he?Copy !req
1475. Where you should be. On set.Copy !req
1476. He's real. I don't know how or why,
but he's the real Adolf Hitler.Copy !req
1477. He's very authentic, we know that.Copy !req
1478. You don't get it!Copy !req
1479. It's Adolf Hitler out there,
not some comedian!Copy !req
1480. Why won't you listen to me?
That is Hitler!Copy !req
1481. - Excuse me?
- He's doing what he always did.Copy !req
1482. Can I be any clearer?Copy !req
1483. We have to arrest him!
We have to do something...Copy !req
1484. - Oh my God, we have to...
- Let's take a deep breath.Copy !req
1485. Mrs. Bellini, we have no time to lose.Copy !req
1486. - I don't want any trouble.
- Neither do we.Copy !req
1487. Stop him!Copy !req
1488. Stop!Copy !req
1489. That was very well done.Copy !req
1490. You're good Germans. Thanks.Copy !req
1491. Sawatzki!Copy !req
1492. - I was wondering when you'd show up.
- It's you.Copy !req
1493. You're him.Copy !req
1494. I never claimed to be anything else.Copy !req
1495. History repeats itself.Copy !req
1496. I guess it's my fate to have to part
with my dearest companions.Copy !req
1497. That way!Copy !req
1498. Yes, history repeats itself.Copy !req
1499. You're fooling people
with your propaganda.Copy !req
1500. Oh, Sawatzki...Copy !req
1501. You don't understand.Copy !req
1502. In 1933, people were not
fooled by propaganda.Copy !req
1503. They elected a leader,Copy !req
1504. who openly disclosed his plans
in great clarity.Copy !req
1505. The Germans elected me.Copy !req
1506. Go on.Copy !req
1507. - You're a monster.
- Am I?Copy !req
1508. Then you have to condemn those
who elected this monster.Copy !req
1509. Were they all monsters?
No, they were ordinary peopleCopy !req
1510. who chose to elect
an extraordinary man,Copy !req
1511. and entrust the fate
of the country to him.Copy !req
1512. What do you want to do, Sawatzki?Copy !req
1513. Ban elections?Copy !req
1514. No, but I'm going to stop you.Copy !req
1515. Have you never asked yourself...Copy !req
1516. why people follow me?Copy !req
1517. Because at their core,
they are just like me.Copy !req
1518. They have the same values.Copy !req
1519. And that's why you won't shoot.Copy !req
1520. You can't get rid of me.Copy !req
1521. I'm a part of you.Copy !req
1522. A part of all of you.Copy !req
1523. And look: It wasn't all bad.Copy !req
1524. And cut! Thanks!Copy !req
1525. Stop.Copy !req
1526. Thank you!Copy !req
1527. That's a wrap, people!Copy !req
1528. Bam!Copy !req
1529. No, knock it off.Copy !req
1530. Quiet!
The boss wants to say something!Copy !req
1531. It's fine for everyone to celebrate.Copy !req
1532. But we also want
to remember our comrades,Copy !req
1533. who can no longer be with us.Copy !req
1534. A comedy with Hitler,
will that work?Copy !req
1535. There's German comedy
before and after Hitler.Copy !req
1536. He's taken entertainment
to a whole new level.Copy !req
1537. Not even Loriot managed that.Copy !req
1538. What would happen if the real Hitler
returned? Would history repeat itself?Copy !req
1539. For the past 70 years,
our entire history was fixated on that.Copy !req
1540. Students are sick of hearing
about the Third Reich.Copy !req
1541. I think, we should have a little faith.Copy !req
1542. - Thank you very much.
- Thanks.Copy !req
1543. He's back He's back here again.Copy !req
1544. He's back So they tell me.Copy !req
1545. That he wasn't with me.Copy !req
1546. I cannot understand.Copy !req
1547. And I wonder What has happend?Copy !req
1548. He's back But not with me.Copy !req
1549. And he does not ring at my door.Copy !req
1550. And I don't know why.Copy !req
1551. All the people in town.Copy !req
1552. Have seen him around.Copy !req
1553. He's back What has happened?Copy !req
1554. In all our letters we wrote.Copy !req
1555. Only of the happiness.Copy !req
1556. And how it will be for the two of us.Copy !req
1557. But one day no more letters came back.Copy !req
1558. Is it all over?Copy !req
1559. Is it all over and done?Copy !req
1560. I'm not against foreigners, Turks,
Syrians, I just have a problem...Copy !req
1561. Everything has a deeper meaning.Copy !req
1562. The situation is great for me
in Germany, Europe, the world.Copy !req
1563. NO ISLAMICIZATION OF EUROPE
NO PLACE TO FLEE TOCopy !req
1564. The Austrian government
is a puppet government!Copy !req
1565. People who come to Sweden
should adapt to our lifestyle.Copy !req
1566. Riots in front of a refugee home.
A building is burned to the ground.Copy !req
1567. It will change our country.Copy !req
1568. It is the spectre of Islam.Copy !req
1569. They come from Tunisia and Morocco,
where we Germans go on holiday!Copy !req
1570. We are the people!Copy !req
1571. I can work with this.Copy !req
1572. We are the people!Copy !req
1573. BABELFISCH TRANSLATIONS
Peter RigneyCopy !req