Look Who's Back (2015)

1. So... Good evening.

2. Good evening. May I introduce myself? My name is Köppl.

3. My problem is wherever I go, nobody greets me properly.

4. To comfort you: Sadly you aren't the only one not greeted properly anymore.

5. You arrive somewhere. And... I mean... Nobody does that anymore.

6. Completely disappeared. Obviously, this is out of fashion.

7. I wonder: Is there an equivalent?

8. There is nothing like the classic handshake, shaking hands.

9. I understand that this is a problem, because of... Well yes.

10. But if you lift it like this for example. A little. Couldn't you do something like this?

11. - Wouldn't that be okay? If you do this... - I understand exactly what you mean.

12. - But that's neither fish nor fowl. - That's true. - See?

13. I spit on you. Let me fix that. - Okay...

14. Wait a minute. That's no problem. You always have a handkerchief in your pocket.

15. If you had it in your hand, it would be called a towel.

16. The population surprised me the most.

17. I really did everything a man could do to,

18. on this ground desecrated by the enemy,

19. destroy the foundations of life.

20. In consequence the German people should have ceased to exist.

21. But, I realize now, it's still there.

22. I find it quite incomprehensible.

23. On the other hand...

24. I'm also here.

25. And I understand that even less.

26. The enemy seems to have paused.

27. Above me there is no enemy aircraft to see.

28. I can not hear the thunder of artillery.

29. A bird moves through the branches of a tree.

30. He chirps. He sings.

31. I am in good physical condition. I am completely healthy.

32. Apart from the headache.

33. Is Doenitz also around here?

34. - Who is this loser? - All right, sir?

35. Oh, the youth. The youth is the future.

36. The youth seems to be lost for words. That is understandable.

37. It is an unusual twist in the life of an immature man...

38. to meet the Führer face to face.

39. - Where is Bormann? - Who's that?

40. - Bormann, Martin. - Never heard of.

41. - What does he look like? - Like a government leader, good God.

42. Coming? We're not done with the shoot.

43. Yes, we are coming.

44. Hitler Youthful Ronaldo.

45. Where is the road?

46. Dude, what a moron.

47. That concludes the deprived Berlin-Mitte.

48. We will continue in Marzahn, in Hellersdorf, where the need probably is even higher.

49. I have to return to the Führer bunker immediately.

50. Apparently the present youth cannot help me with that.

51. The rubble is gone.

52. But the people seem to have gone completely crazy.

53. Have I missed the final victory because I was in a coma?

54. I don't know enough about my situation. I need more information!

55. Could you show me the way to the Reichs Chancellery?

56. What is the fastest way to the Reichs Chancellery?

57. Nice to meet you. Hitler destroyed!

58. - What-What's this? - A picture.

59. - Excuse me, where is the Reichs Chancellery? - Okay, piss off.

60. Please tell me immediately where it is! The fate of the German people is at stake.

61. Are you crazy or what? I can not speak, I'm a mime. Don't you see that?

62. Find your own place, man. Fuck off, moron!

63. This is undeniable. Something here is completely out of control.

64. Finally, a familiar element! A German mother with a stroller.

65. Madam, what date is it?

66. Talk!

67. What year... is it?

68. Wait a minute!

69. Hands off, you idiot.

70. Hello.

71. Someone seems to be in a good mood.

72. When I see you, I always have to laugh.

73. Of joy. Not because of your look.

74. - How do I look? - All black. It is a sad color.

75. And when you laugh, the sad...

76. God, a rat!

77. - It's Jackie. - You can not bring a rat to the office!

78. Please quiet. Only today. It has to go to the vet later.

79. - It is sick? - A common cold.

80. - It is pregnant. - Why?

81. - The big belly there. - Those are it's nuts.

82. Rats lie eggs?

83. A TV channel is like a ship. It only can withstand tempest and storms and calms...

84. if it has a good helmsman.

85. So far, Christoph Sensenbrink was a good deputy department head.

86. Now we need...

87. A long-term solution.

88. Ladies and gentlemen, the new department head...

89. Katja Bellini.

90. - I am so happy! - Good luck. Thank you so much!

91. Keep your ship always safe. And do not make to many mistakes.

92. Hopefully not. Thank you for this great opportunity and your confidence.

93. Most of all I look forward to working with all of you.

94. So I say, cast off and on to work.

95. Mr. Kärrner, you, you really believe...

96. Christoph, you're still deputy department head.

97. Deputy. Good.

98. - Congratulations. - Thanks, that's nice of you.

99. Mr. Sensenbrink wanted to talk to you later.

100. - Another dirty rat. - Jackie isn't...

101. Sensenbrink, I mean. Horrible.

102. When you type in the word dumb ass in Wikipedia, what do you get?

103. You'll see the definition the word dumb ass. And soon a little picture of me.

104. Follow me please.

105. You, you can not just fire me on the spot! Just like that...

106. This is cost saving.

107. And freelancers are, alas, alas, alas the first victims.

108. Sawatzki, look at it this way.

109. You wanted to become a great director. Now you finally get the chance.

110. I have new material. A blast.

111. A blast? Let me hear it!

112. Children ghettos. Alcoholic father. Very sad.

113. But there remains a glimmer of hope.

114. And that hope is football.

115. You feel better?

116. What year is this?

117. 2014. You expected what? 1945?

118. I have to... No, no, no, no...

119. - Sit. - Is this a kidnapping?

120. Good one!

121. Is this a dirty trick by an enemy secret service?

122. But this secret service would have had to create a whole new world...

123. In which I can move freely. A parallel world.

124. No, that is unthinkable.

125. The enemy would have send something better than this stupid newspaper monger.

126. - I should kill him, to be sure. - Eat a little, for the blood circulation.

127. Go. Otherwise you will pass out again.

128. Factory pressed grain.

129. There is still a shortage of bread?

130. Are you shooting a movie somewhere around here?

131. Shooting?

132. Yes, for the television. A documentary or something.

133. - You always dress like this? - Actually, yes.

134. It's surprisingly sweet.

135. That's crazy.

136. Your whole appearance.

137. - You could think you're him. - I am who?

138. - The Führer. - I am the Führer.

139. You're quite one!

140. Do you have the Völkischer Beobachter or the Stürmer?

141. - Those are already long gone. - At least a Panzerbär?

142. - These are almost all Turkish. - I have many Turkish customers.

143. The Turks in Berlin?

144. Remarkable! Was the Ottoman Empire able to change the course of the war?

145. I never thought the Turks were capable of such an accomplishment.

146. Is our destiny predetermined?

147. Who determines our destiny?

148. I'd like to know too.

149. I never dreamed that fate would bring you here to my door.

150. - What are you saying? - Well, that fate...

151. That's it. Fate.

152. Destiny.

153. Who else would have been brought back by destiny?

154. Destiny it is. It encouraged me to continue my fight.

155. - My fate is not easy either. - Silence!

156. And the first step in this always is to obtain information.

157. And in a newsstand you can find sufficient material.

158. Obviously, people believe I'm dead.

159. In the last decades many dabblers have tried in vain...

160. to explain my achievements to the public.

161. The war was lost, as it seems.

162. Russia shared the country with the West, like we shared Poland with them.

163. The so called Federal Republic is now led by an clunky woman...

164. With the appearance of a weeping willow.

165. This matron allied with the Bavarian drunks...

166. to form a disgraceful copy of National Socialism.

167. When I saw the SPD, I got tears in my eyes.

168. Paul Löbe, Friedrich Ebert, Otto Wels.

169. Surely lumpen! But lumpen with character!

170. They can take our lives, but not our honor.

171. Nowadays the SPD is led by an annoying jelly and a conservative fattened chicken.

172. - Knitting for change. - The only hope...

173. is this wacky Green Party.

174. The massive industrialization after the war...

175. has damaged the land, the air, soil and man.

176. These Greens pledged to protect the German land.

177. Appropriate!

178. The rejection of nuclear energy just because of a few incidents was of course nonsense.

179. We need uranium for weapons.

180. Even Poland still exists. And that on German territory.

181. This whole war was useless.

182. As far as I'm concerned, you can stay one or two nights here.

183. As long as if you don't loot my booth.

184. Listen, do I look like a criminal?

185. - You look like Adolf Hitler. - Exactly.

186. The hot spot of Berlin. Here, young people have more serious problems than Mesut Özil.

187. But there remains a glimmer of hope. This hope is football.

188. Fabian, I believe in you.

189. It's all garbage.

190. With a successful film, they would take me back immediately.

191. - Who is it? - It's me, mom.

192. No, in the background.

193. He looks like Hitler, right?

194. Right in Berlin.

195. That's a scoop.

196. What smell, good God.

197. Put the other displays outside.

198. - Now I even have to work. - You sit all day!

199. Yesterday I moved the 12th Army...

200. Now it is a newspaper stand!

201. Is that smell coming from you? Yuck!

202. You should bring this to the dry cleaners.

203. Pinarbasi

204. - Good day, see you next week. - Thank you. Goodbye.

205. - I'm listening. - I want my uniform cleaned.

206. Can I?

207. Smells like a fox's den.

208. - You take off everything? - Yes, everything.

209. Everything has to be cleaned.

210. No, not the underpants. Keep it.

211. - But it is... - No. Put it back.

212. - It is dirty. - What should I do?

213. - Clean it. - Sorry.

214. Coats and pants.

215. A man's pants.

216. - And underpants. - I do not do underpants.

217. Clean the underpants too, please.

218. I can not walk like that in town.

219. So it will be pants, three euros...

220. Here's your ticket. Tomorrow what time come you will?

221. What time come? Tomorrow?

222. What clock comes? Why is a clock coming?

223. - Ten, eleven... - Early. When do you open?

224. - Nine. - Nine o'clock.

225. That early? Please, a little later.

226. - When? - Twelve o'clock. Please.

227. - I can not go out this way. - I know.

228. Do you have another uniform for me?

229. - Come. - What is going on?

230. Who is it? - This young man. He looked for you everywhere.

231. From the TV. A private channel, right?

232. - Sawatzki, Fabian. - Hitler, Adolf.

233. From the German Reich.

234. The manager said you have a program?

235. - Of course I have a program. - Say it.

236. From 5:45 pm we shoot back. Something like that?

237. If you quote my speech, surely you know the rest.

238. - There is something else? - I listen.

239. From now on, we will avenge bomb with bomb.

240. What do you know about Poland?

241. Poland's capital is Warsaw.

242. It is in all encyclopedias. Even a moth could have gotten that from eating a book.

243. But what about practical knowledge? You have 1.4 million men.

244. And just 30 days to conquer the whole country. - Why only 30 days?

245. Where do you attack?

246. And what will you do to keep the Romanians quiet? - Romanians?

247. Oh, pardon. Who cares about the Romanians?

248. General Sawatzki looks neither left nor right, he marches straight ahead.

249. No, Sawatzki just marches straight ahead. The Polish an an easy enemy.

250. But what happens then?

251. All of a sudden our army has little holes in the back.

252. And the blood of German heroes wells through these holes.

253. Did our general forgot the alliance between Poland and Romania?

254. You'll never find the path to Poland, for no army in the whole world!

255. You do not even find the way to your own uniform.

256. I on the contrary, I always know where my uniform is.

257. At the dry cleaners.

258. Sorry. You had me there.

259. You had prepared this, huh?

260. Of course. Since June, it was all planned.

261. It's obvious. Fortunately, I found you. This is my chance.

262. This is your chance.

263. I'll make you famous! You'll walk in contemporary Germany and I follow you with my camera.

264. I like that idea.

265. You will have your uniform back until tomorrow, right?

266. Of course.

267. This is a Blitz cleaning.

268. Blitz-...

269. Oh God, I'm sorry. It's very embarrassing.

270. I'm really sorry.

271. You were right.

272. He is really apart.

273. And he is not playing a role. He's just him.

274. - Who are you talking about? - Adolf Hitler.

275. Oh.

276. All I need is money.

277. I don't need a lot...

278. Just a little.

279. Mom, it's a good investment.

280. Do you need your car the next week?

281. Is this the vehicle?

282. - You can't call that a vehicle. - I know, it's not...

283. - It has no anti-mine armor. - I have clothes.

284. Sawatzki, you fool! I should condemn you to the firing squad for this.

285. Why are you laughing? You think this is funny?

286. In such moments, I miss my nice SS. Let's go.

287. You still have to pay the newspaper and the chocolate. It's 26,40 euros.

288. 26 euros? Hmm.

289. You have done a great service to your country.

290. You will tell your grandchildren about this achievement.

291. It is priceless. Farewell.

292. By the way, what is your real name?

293. Adolf Hitler. How many times do I have to tell you?

294. Yes, really.

295. What a coincidence.

296. Please, you have a name as well. And I don't go "Oh, what a coincidence!" when I hear that.

297. But you look really like him. Everything, the mustache, the hair.

298. Your way of speaking. Just like one knows you.

299. And you look completely different as you're named?

300. You are right again.

301. The Führer in northern Germany.

302. Here at dunes of Sylt, swept by wind and waves.

303. There he stand, the Führer.

304. He looks at the sea. And probably thinks of England.

305. Those who are going through a creative crisis have the weirdest suggestions.

306. Sawatzki wanted to film 'The Führer Visits The Bank'...

307. Or 'The Führer To The Sea'. Preferably in swimming trunks.

308. Goebbels would have turned in his grave.

309. Is there a problem with the TV?

310. This is the TV?

311. What an advanced technology.

312. What a fantastic way for propaganda.

313. Why do we see a cook?

314. There have be more interesting things in Germany or the world than this cook?

315. Obviously not at this time.

316. Eileen discovers her favorite dish: Red jelly with vanilla sauce.

317. - What a delight... - Delicious...

318. - The sausage is... - And with my best friend ...!

319. I had hoped for some sex, but there was nothing.

320. - I threatened him with my lawyer... - They are talking absolute baloney!

321. And this matron of a judge just nods with a straight face?

322. Fortunately Goebbels did not see that!

323. My wife bribed you too.

324. You want to reap this filth with a 8.8 flak battery.

325. It was now clear to me, which topics I would cover in Sawatzkis TV reports.

326. Politics.

327. We are driving across the country interviewing people...

328. on current topics and sensitive subjects.

329. I see. In my opinion the biggest problem are the wages.

330. Do you have the feeling of having a voice in our democracy?

331. No. I do not vote on principle.

332. I think the elections are rigged Because nothing changes.

333. I come from the former East Germany.

334. We had to make an cross on the ballot where needed.

335. Here it is the same. Now the crosses are placed elsewhere behind our backs. Really.

336. Everyone is afraid to speak up.

337. We can not say anything. If voice my concerns I'm suddenly xenophobic.

338. The foreign children behave like wild-lings. They throw stuff at my window.

339. And when I complain about them, their parents threaten to stab me.

340. Exactly. I'll address that.

341. Can I take a picture of you?

342. - My name is Annett by the way. - My name is Adolf. Nice to meet you.

343. What did I expect? The democracy had little effect on people in my decades of absence.

344. - But we could change a lot. - What, for example?

345. - The labor camps. - Labor camps, indeed.

346. - I am well. - Me too.

347. - I say things as they are. - Of course. I'll take care of the camps. - Good.

348. - I will. - I will help you.

349. We also have this problem in Germany.

350. What problems do you mean?

351. All these shady bearded people should be thrown out.

352. No matter where.

353. - They could go home. - Well, some were born here.

354. - You still have to return them. - To the place they origin from?

355. Where they want. And they should stay there - Who exactly do you mean?

356. Well, these Salafists.

357. Yes, out and away.

358. The suppressed anger and discontent of the population reminded me of 1930.

359. But at the time this fitting expression did not exist :

360. Disenchantment with politics...

361. Who knows humans, loves animals.

362. That's right.

363. What do you think are the problems of Germany?

364. More and more migrants arrive.

365. I don't like that a lot.

366. But we little people can do nothing

367. If many small people, men and women, cooperate...

368. To elect a big strong man? Then we can change things.

369. That's true.

370. This mixing of races is not good either.

371. Take the German shepherd. A bloodstock.

372. If the shepherd mates with a dachshund, what do you get?

373. A shepherd-dachshund.

374. - And what does that look like? - Funny.

375. Imagine two shepherd-dachshunds mate.

376. You will never get a shepherd again And the shepherd will be gone forever.

377. - Exactly. - The race will disappear.

378. And this is what happens in Germany at the moment. - Right.

379. The IQ, the percent from Africa...

380. And I speak only of Africa, arriving here in Germany...

381. Ranges on average between 40 and 50.

382. Germany had more than 80 at one time.

383. - You mean the IQ was in the past above 80? - 80 and sometimes higher. Here in Germany.

384. And it is how much now?

385. I think... the IQ is now about 60, tops. Maximum.

386. But the more migrants arrive...

387. - The more will the IQ decrease? - It will.

388. - Right. - That's how it is.

389. I'll tell you one thing. And I swear that to you: I will take a bullet for my country, if necessary.

390. A few keywords as bait sufficed.

391. And they bit the hook.

392. If you think of Ebola. That wasn't a problem here before.

393. All these people landed here, and now we our first victim of Ebola.

394. Of course. And this is due to what, according to you?

395. Only because we Germans aren't allowed to speak up.

396. Because the stigmas are still present.

397. I have to be honest with you, I do not agree with that.

398. I am very determined. I am not an extremist...

399. But I will always vote right wing.

400. Politicians are filling their own pockets.

401. I'm surprised that the millions of people like you...

402. Do not go to this amusement park called parliament with pitchforks and ask: 'What are you doing with our money?'

403. But the German man is not a revolutionary.

404. Would you follow me?

405. The timing is wrong. I have to work.

406. - What gave you the idea for the mustache? - The war.

407. I had to trim it to fit into my gas mask.

408. How did it look before that?

409. A large mustache, like emperor Wilhelm?

410. - This far. - Exactly. - Yes.

411. You had one like that? - Yes, but then the gas attacks started and I trimmed it.

412. And then it fit perfectly into the gas mask. - Good story you created.

413. - You know what? We will get you a dog. - Yes. A nice, big shepherd.

414. Yes. Yes, exactly.

415. - Is there anything else he can do but run? - He can sit, lie down...

416. I breed dogs especially for families.

417. My dogs are my children.

418. My problem child. I found him...

419. It is cute, this little pooch.

420. Come to your uncle.

421. My little boy. Uncle has always loved his dogs.

422. It's adorable. Can we borrow a dog?

423. No. I do not know you. I have to trust the people.

424. - They are very sensitive. - We would take good care of him.

425. The Führer loves animals. He gets along well with them.

426. - They come to him... - Get off me, dirty mutt!

427. When you're on the road, animals come to him...

428. Was it absolutely necessary?

429. Yes. It is the only language he understood

430. - Give me that gun. - No. It belongs to me. - Give me that gun!

431. You can not walk around with an armed gun just like that.

432. You can't call that 'Method Acting' anymore.

433. I keep it.

434. What is that noise?

435. What is it? This noise?

436. This is hip hop.

437. Nigga, Nigga. What does it mean?

438. It's a compliment, more or less.

439. A compliment?

440. Bullshit. Nigga is an insult for Negroes, even a child knows that.

441. You think I was born yesterday?

442. 'Nigga' means friend, brother... Just Nigga. Friend.

443. Friend? Nigga?

444. Hey, Nigga.

445. - How are you, Nigga? - Keep it. Stop.

446. - What is it, Nigga? - No, stop it.

447. Get your act together!

448. A real coward degenerate.

449. But wait. I will make you a man.

450. It's just a dead dog.

451. Must send it by registered - Later. Not now.

452. Again this blow fly.

453. Sawatzki, what do you want?

454. I'm doing a movie. This will be a hit.

455. No, please. Give me a chance.

456. You'll love it. Otherwise, I'll never bother you again.

457. - Give me just one more chance. - Fine, but this is the last.

458. Thank you. We just have a small problem.

459. We're almost out of money. You have to cover my costs...

460. The connection is bad.

461. You shake your phone. And you stutter.

462. What have you done?

463. - I wanted to swat a fly. - This is the car of my mother.

464. Are you nuts? We're already out of money!

465. - What will we do? - Quit your whining, Sawatzki.

466. Where would I be now, if I had not done politics?

467. Painter.

468. Hello. Do you want us to do your portrait?

469. - What? - A portrait.

470. - Of Hitler? - No, you.

471. I'm done.

472. Is this a joke? A caricature?

473. Absolutely you.

474. - Do you like it? - Yes.

475. - I'm afraid I to say no. - How do you see yourself?

476. As a vagabond.

477. I have done my best. This is what happens to vagabonds.

478. These are the tears you will cry.

479. Hang the picture to your wall and yourself next to it.

480. If in 2014 someone arrived in the central square of Bayreuth...

481. And imitates Hitler and if the public tolerates this...

482. Then this is sad for Germany.

483. If it were up to me, I would send you fleeing.

484. And you said nobody will donate...

485. - Are you married, Sawatzki? - No.

486. - That's what I thought. - What do you mean by that?

487. To seduce women, it takes courage. And courage is what you lack.

488. You don't seduce a woman by hesitating.

489. One has to gather all his strength and then, Sawatzki: Attack!

490. You could write a new guide in the style of Hitler: Mein Kampf With My Wife.

491. I like you, Sawatzki.

492. Come. Touch the fence.

493. Fear not? Come here.

494. It's nothing.

495. I felt nothing.

496. It's wonderful.

497. Haven't you seen me in the 30s?

498. I thought, 'I know'.

499. - We just said: He looks like... - Hitler.

500. Exactly.

501. - It's me. - Do you like the CSU?

502. - Anymore. - Who do you prefer?

503. - I would form a coalition with the Greens. - The Greens? Yes.

504. That would be nice. - The protection of the environment is just like the protection of the motherland.

505. Protecting the environment is good and it is a Christian value.

506. - Not all was bad in the past. - No, you can't say that.

507. - The politics made it bad. - Do not whine about the past.

508. On the contrary. We must learn from it. So that is never ever repeats.

509. It won't repeat itself. This time we will do it right.

510. - This is a naive idea. - Not at all.

511. - We will do things the right way. - Not naive.

512. - Would you support me? - Under no circumstances.

513. - I would not support you. - Do you have a pen?

514. I would like to note the address.

515. For the first wave of arrests. Then we'll see.

516. I'm not afraid at all.

517. Germany, I love you!

518. It stings.

519. - He has to undress. - It burns...

520. Fuck you Germany. You're all fucking Nazis.

521. You let something like that slide?

522. - Dirty traitor. - Hang him from the tree!

523. Here's what happens to parasites.

524. - Down with Germany. - Do not tolerate it. Get him!

525. - Take a picture with me and Hitler please. - Yes, you and Hitler.

526. I love Hitler.

527. - Can I hug you? - I would love it.

528. Hitler's walking around. Just like that.

529. - Hitler selfie! Yeah! - He watched too much 'The Downfall'.

530. - He did not age at all. - They are making a film.

531. Sawatzki, you scare me. Really.

532. This video already has more than a million views.

533. How many? - I just put it online, more than a million.

534. - And I have much more material. - That can't be true.

535. It is courageous. Arrogant. It's... Wham!

536. It's 'In your face'... sorry.

537. What do you think?

538. Have you told anybody else?

539. Good. Give me the contact details and the material.

540. - No need. He's here. - Who?

541. Sensen...

542. Brink. Hello.

543. Sawatzki, can you come with me?

544. This is not a circus. Again, since your franc has not fallen:

545. You take your clown with you and get out of here. - Mr. Hitler, don't go in there.

546. Mr. Hitler, you can not...

547. - Sensenbrink, are you really that desperate? - Not you.

548. - I think you're right. - About what?

549. The situation is desperate. Let's save Germany together.

550. Great. Good idea. Introduction is over. Come. - One minute.

551. How do you want to save Germany?

552. Do you like to drink coffee?

553. Occasionally.

554. You there.

555. - Do you like to drink coffee? - Yes.

556. - Where does your coffee come from? - Starbucks usually.

557. Who is responsible for that?

558. For all these preservatives in it? Certainly not Mr. Starbuck.

559. It remains in the shadows. No one wants to take responsibility.

560. That's why we need a man, a leadership! Responsible with body and soul!

561. Germany has to know again:

562. The Highway was not designed by some buffoon!

563. No, it was the Führer.

564. When you eat your bread in the evening, you know it comes from the baker.

565. And if you invade the rest of the Czech Republic in the morning, you know it was the Führer.

566. You didn't prepare this, right?

567. Why, Mrs. Bellini?

568. The stony foundation of my ideology allows me to draw the right conclusions in every situation.

569. Astonishing. Mr. Sensenbrink, please find the right TV format for this man. - Sure.

570. - One more thing, Mr... - Hitler.

571. We agree that Jews as a topic are not funny?

572. You are absolutely right, Mrs. Bellini.

573. I have rarely met formidable women.

574. Riefenstahl was one. And Bellini is the same mold.

575. Her slender, strong body keeps her posture straight.

576. She is alert, always ready to react quickly and appropriately.

577. Like a lurking wolf.

578. When she is stressed, she takes a slightly bigger puff from her electronic cigarette.

579. But other than that, she is always in control. An admirable woman.

580. - How did it go? - As expected.

581. - Mr. Sensenbrink, how did he perform? - What?

582. - Inside. - Oh yes. Well, well, well.

583. So I am back in business? I'm bursting with ideas.

584. - I will contact you. - You to hire me again.

585. Otherwise I'll take Hitler with me.

586. Okay. I'll try to find you a rewarding job.

587. This is temporary, said Sensenbrink. Until a position is vacant.

588. But this new actor really stands apart.

589. I have trouble believing it is not the real Hitler.

590. I know.

591. And you discovered him?

592. Would you like to grab a coffee some time?

593. Sorry, every time I see you...

594. - You know what I mean? - No, Mr. Sawatzki.

595. But if you want a date... no problem.

596. You are friends of Franziska?

597. Obviously.

598. And you are Emos? Or Gothics or how do you say?

599. No, we are Satanists.

600. Nice.

601. - That's Fabian, grandmother. - I will not sign anything.

602. You do not have to. Where are the tea bags?

603. What a lovely interior.

604. This cake is delicious. Have you made it?

605. Why are you fucking with her?

606. She suffers from dementia. And you ask...

607. If she made a cake with almonds and strawberries.

608. - Are you a sadist? - No.

609. Your new... Reich You can...

610. That's Mr. Hitler, that's Michael. Do you mind? - Good day.

611. - It works. - What is it?

612. - You can laugh over there, Michael. - Can I come back later?

613. We'll see.

614. I'll get you later for the training.

615. I do not need training.

616. - We call it 'tuning'. - No need either.

617. - If modern television... - No need for it. I need a typewriter.

618. Krömeier. This is Ms. Krömeier. She will assist you. - I'm a pro.

619. - Hello, sir. - Not sir. It's 'Mein Führer'.

620. - And greet me properly. - I knew it. I can play a role.

621. - Hello, Mein Führer. - Ms. Krömeier, lower your hand.

622. Should I shout it? Or shout it differently?

623. Ms. Krömeier, do me a favor and stop shouting.

624. He's right. Play the secretary and connect him to the world out there.

625. Then she showed me one of the most beautiful inventions of mankind.

626. The computer. Back in the days, these computers were not my thing.

627. For the troops too big.

628. But then the computers become smaller and more compact.

629. Then Douglas Engelbart arrived and invented this mouse gadget.

630. I will take this from you.

631. With this, you can move the cursor on the screen. Try it.

632. - With the mouse? - Yes, just double click on the left side.

633. You're doing very well, Mr. Hitler, for your first time.

634. What name will we use for your email address?

635. Mine, of course. Adolf Hitler.

636. - Is this your real name? - No, of course not.

637. - I'm Shmuel Rosenzweig. - Good. That's cool, Shmuel.

638. - Do you write that with 'ch'? - I was joking, Ms. Krömeier!

639. - Adolf. Hitler is already taken. - What? Taken? Someone stole my name!

640. - Another name, then? - A pseudonym, right?

641. - Kind of. - Well, use...

642. Use Wolf. Wolf... Wolfsschanze.

643. - Wolfsschanze 6 is available. - My Goodness, I'm not Wolfsschanze 6.

644. What was it called again? Ober, Obersalzbach?

645. Obersalzberg. Berg, Ms Krömeier. Berg.

646. Try 'New Reich Chancellery'. I always liked it.

647. And she showed me something else. A technological miracle: the internet!

648. Type anything. Anything you're interested in.

649. World Supremacy. And search. And now you see all the information about world supremacy.

650. Great, huh?

651. The name Wikipedia already illustrates the inventiveness of the Arias.

652. Pedia as in encyclopedia...

653. Wiki and as in the thirst for exploration of the Vikings.

654. - Are you crying, Mein Führer? - No.

655. I'll cry too.

656. I know guys like Sensenbrink.

657. Sensenbrink hopes to be a winner.

658. But it is only an accessory to successors.

659. So he dreads the moment where success eludes him...

660. And where he is not even an accessory of success.

661. That can't work. Hitler in prime time?

662. The Jewish Council will kill us.

663. - Bellini thinks bigger than you. - Just wait.

664. I'll put Hitler in the show 'Sick, Bro!'.

665. The TV critics will make a lot of trouble.

666. This thing with Hitler will finally put an end to Katja Bellini!

667. Asylum seekers, gypsies, minorities, I like it.

668. Jews, foreigners, homosexuals and concentration camps.

669. Good themes. Even I can think of good jokes for that.

670. I want you to create gags. One liner.

671. Positive, with a touch of irony? I do not understand.

672. - One liner. They should be funny. - Racist jokes are racist. - I know.

673. I like it.

674. - You like racism? - If anyone can handle racism...

675. It's us.

676. He has to, if we want to be credible.

677. That's better. There are no taboos.

678. No limits. And if you see a limit, please feel free to cross it.

679. Salafists and Jews have a lot in common.

680. Circumcised, hooked nose and flammable.

681. I asked Jews to rate their trip to...

682. Auschwitz. They all awarded one star.

683. What does a Jewish pedophile say? If have some candy for you ... on sale.

684. Sorry for laughing.

685. A Salafist hears his child screaming. 'That's real terror.'

686. The driving instructor asked me where the gas is. "Second door on the right.'

687. Sayings change. Before 'to dust you shall return' meant holiday to Auschwitz.

688. I don't know. That's what you want?

689. Exactly.

690. I just wanted to say hello.

691. - Pleasure. - Mine too.

692. It looks great.

693. Christoph, you have a moment?

694. It's a great idea. Hitler in the show.

695. Do I have no say in this at all anymore?

696. I do not understand the concept of my own show.

697. It's funny.

698. Hitler is still a dangerous topic, you know.

699. Yes, but your show is all about dangerous topics.

700. I suppose this will be a one time thing? I have your word?

701. Two. You have two words.

702. That's enough.

703. Could you get us something to drink, Jeanette?

704. My name is Janine.

705. The show is live.

706. But fear not.

707. Just be yourself.

708. 'Sick, Bro' confirmed all that I heard about it.

709. Witzigman played a lot of roles: a black American president...

710. A Muslim, or another minority to make short work of the current politics.

711. I do erotic diet.

712. In the morning apple jam, at noon plum jam and in the evening jam in the bed.

713. The transition was made with a Witzigman phrase uttered without flinching:

714. Ladies and gentleman, for centuries he seemed gone. Now he is back.

715. Cheer loudly for Adolf Hitler.

716. All or nothing. It starts.

717. Welcome, dear Adolf, in 'Sick...

718. Bro'.

719. Good day.

720. In this case I say: cast off the bombs!

721. Facing myself the audience gets anxious.

722. They try to compare my face to the Hitler imitators they know.

723. I see their insecurity...

724. which I transform into heavy silence, just by looking at them.

725. - Is that part of the show? - Not in this length.

726. It's a blackout?

727. An assistant holds up a sign, as if I had forgotten my text.

728. It was obvious that facing this apparent inactivity...

729. Witzigman, this amateur, would start to sweat.

730. What does that mean? What is going on?

731. - Will he do something? - We have to do something. It is live.

732. - Take the relay, Michael. - No, wait. Give him time.

733. Witzigman did not understand the power of silence. He was scared of it.

734. I let the air flow into my lungs...

735. And I gave a sound to the silence.

736. There, I see someone holding placards.

737. Written on it a text I have to read.

738. The text is a joke.

739. A joke about foreigners.

740. Why should I do jokes on foreigners?

741. When you have rats at home, you don't call a clown but an exterminator.

742. The TV in my hotel is that thin.

743. It is a miracle of the human genius.

744. But what do we see on this TV? Nothing but garbage.

745. When times are tough, people want trivial entertainment, I understand.

746. That's why we produced 'The Punch Bowl" in1944.

747. But though can these times be

748. that we punish the people with such intellectually challenged nonsense?

749. - He's right. - In what kind country do we live?

750. Youth poverty.

751. Retirement poverty. Unemployment.

752. The birth rate lowest in history.

753. No wonder. Who still wants to have children in this country?

754. We storm right toward the abyss.

755. But we do not see it, because on television...

756. You can not see the abyss.

757. We see a cooking show.

758. I will continue to fight against the TV...

759. Until not only we see it , but until we make it past the abyss.

760. It is 20 h 45 and from now on we will air back.

761. It's getting late.

762. I forgot to call home.

763. - You're married? - No, I'm not marr...

764. No, I live with my my my...

765. Mu... - What? Say again.

766. Flatmate.

767. - Actually my mother. - Do you want to stay overnight?

768. On the couch.

769. No touching - No, I would never touch you.

770. Who's talking about here?

771. Not so loud. You'll wake grandmother.

772. And Margot too.

773. I do not want this asshole in my show. Is the director asleep? - That's enough.

774. - I'll never forgive you. - Michael... - Shut up.

775. Well, my friend...

776. That's enough. Thank you.

777. Shut up, Katja.

778. - Stop this bullshit. - Get your hands of the Führer! - Hundred times we've seen your act.

779. Asshole! You are a real cunt!

780. We'll put the Führer in each and every broadcast, every format.

781. Breakfast TV, celebrities dinner, everything we can get. It will become a hit. Great.

782. Thank you very much and have a safe trip home.

783. Ladies and gentlemen, were excited about today's guest.

784. Is it wrong to say that he conquered Germany like a Blitz? But that's just the way it is.

785. Make some noise for Adolf Hitler.

786. You wanted to be a painter and it didn't work out. Was it a lack of talent?

787. No, it was destiny itself that wanted me to become a politician.

788. As these provocative rappers? Yelling on a box?

789. - But then when everybody's looking? - It is not about provocation...

790. But the welfare of the German people. And a Führer is nothing without his people.

791. It's like Mozart without a piano.

792. He could fiddle with his sister. But when we take his violin away too?

793. - What is your piano? - The people.

794. - I play piano with the people. - The black keys too?

795. The blacks also. When it is necessary to push them.

796. Am I allowed to ask, what are your plans for the future?

797. Making Germany great again and ensure the survival of the German people.

798. - Do I have to go? - Even for you, we have jobs.

799. - Surely. - At the Highway, for example.

800. They always need worker. Yes, at the toll booths. - Or for road maintenance.

801. You must stay Hitler?

802. Of course. Otherwise I'll get nowhere.

803. So there is no time you are off Hitler duty?

804. No, no. It never happens.

805. But there is also no time your are off Thadeusz duty. This is your fate.

806. - And fate has chosen you... - You are a small screw.

807. - In the vast machinery of time. - But you...

808. I am the great steering wheel. You are a small screw.

809. There a Germans making their way from one jungle camp to another.

810. It's worse than the two world wars I have experienced.

811. We storm toward the abyss.

812. But we do not see it.

813. The 2nd World War, it was not that great. Now we have a new comedian...

814. And he imitated Hitler! - What's wrong with him? Why do I have these glasses on?

815. - A famous rebel anyway, this guy... - He said on TV that...

816. TV is trash. And I was like "we keep watching this!".

817. Should we take it seriously, or laugh?

818. But the topics he covers are serious. And somehow I believe he's right about them...

819. The question is: Is Germany ready for this kind of comedy?

820. There is a great public debate on refugees.

821. So no, Michael Witzigman, it's not just the ratings, regardless of the cost.

822. He should not be underestimated. In the past, he talked a lot too...

823. And put most of it into practice.

824. I do not know if it was positive or negative.

825. And now you have that perfect look Hitler.

826. The sad this is that it is not wrong what he says.

827. The youth poverty, retirement poverty, unemployment.

828. Chancellor or YouTube star? He's got the talent for both.

829. A child in this country in such a country.

830. Do I want to bring a child into this world?

831. I think he was wonderful, I will follow him. Check him out.

832. Yesterday in 'Sick, Bro'...

833. I hate you all except Hitler.

834. Brown gold. The bittersweet seduction of Adolf H.

835. Of all people the Führer pinpoints the problems. Everything is positive.

836. Real enthusiasm everywhere. Real enthusiasm.

837. This looks serious.

838. Stop that crap, dirty Jewish pig.

839. I have not laughed that much in a while.

840. It was a evidence of incapacity.

841. That it took months before I even knew

842. That there are people who feel called to continue the work of the National Socialist party.

843. The NPD, if you look more closely, the NPD is only opposed to the death penalty...

844. Finally, for the death penalty for pedophiles. For, for justice.

845. If you want to phrase it like that, we are fighting only for our rights.

846. We need a little more democracy, yes.

847. For someone to impose the law, and say

848. We will do it like that, period.

849. You are absolutely right. It is also my kind of democracy. Absolutely my understanding of democracy.

850. How do you see Germany in general? What would you change?

851. A huge issue for us is the reform of federal finances.

852. And another issue is the education politics.

853. The government has to have more responsibility.

854. Finally, I feel...

855. He doesn't seem to like it...

856. This sledgehammer method, us the 'right-wings'...

857. This is not nice.

858. You're cooking for National Socialism since a year?

859. For Germany, actually.

860. We are primarily Germans and besides that socialists.

861. Destiny gave the German people such a fantastic way to spread propaganda...

862. And you use it preparing a lousy stew! This is madness.

863. These guys want to inherit the National Socialism? They are nothing! Nothing! Nothing at all!

864. Building the fourth Reich? They could not even assemble an IKEA shelf.

865. The political situation is good, as perfidious as it sounds.

866. Of course we can not be happy...

867. If 200 to 400 asylum seekers arrive in Munich every week.

868. I totally agree with you. The worse the situation, the better for people like us.

869. - It's good politically. - Listen.

870. I need people like you.

871. I want you to fight in the next war.

872. At the front.

873. You would obey all my orders?

874. Turn that thing off.

875. If you were him, probably yes.

876. Thinking of Germany at night

877. Just puts all thought of sleep to flight.

878. And that's the truth.

879. Because of his poem I had tears in my eyes.

880. - How many people can you recruit? - More than 500.

881. More than 500? 2000?

882. They walk ahead and bash our ideas in the heads of the intellectuals.

883. No problem. But they will not act if there is no just cause.

884. Course. The content is essential.

885. - Most are willing to die for it. - Naturally.

886. - I want to die for my country. - You see? That is what I need.

887. - I join you. - Men just like you.

888. - I'm ready to strike. - Stay strong.

889. Stay safe, Schnappi. Strong as Krupp steel...

890. fast as a greyhound, tough as leather!

891. - For Germany. - To Germany. And the cause.

892. - Bye, you Niggas. - What, Nigga?

893. Negroes. That's modern.

894. We're no Negroes.

895. The Brown House in Munich was nothing amazing back then.

896. But this ramshackle hut in Berlin-Köpenick was pitiful.

897. The building itself looked so miserable.

898. - What is it? - Our nameplate.

899. Such a small plate is a sign of cowardice in the eyes of the enemy. Step aside!

900. Stop. It's our office. Hello...

901. Will you please...

902. Are you even allowed to film here?

903. A national movement that is hiding behind the rules?

904. Where is your leader?

905. President, you mean?

906. - Who should I announce? - The name's Hitler.

907. More gas. In quotation marks. As if you should not give more gas.

908. - That's Canal 7? - This is for Germany.

909. That's great. Mr. Hitler.

910. Ulf Birne, president of the National Democratic Party.

911. Sit down. We have to talk.

912. Pleasure.

913. Do you represent the national cause?

914. Well, you have left your spot open for some time.

915. I have to manage my time.

916. But what did you do in the meantime?

917. Our comrades...

918. Comrades are these, we shared the trenches with.

919. It does not apply to anyone here but me.

920. We, National Democrats... - National Democrats... National Democracy what does that even mean?

921. What is that supposed to be?

922. National Socialist politics requires a notion of democracy not suitable as a name!

923. How stupid can one be? Have you read my book? - It is hard to find here.

924. Is this a excuse? You regret having read it? Or not having read it?

925. Or did not you understand it?

926. Could you turn off the camera?

927. No. You've wasted enough time.

928. Every word you utter annihilates decades of progress for the cause.

929. - And the race ideology? - Germany to Ger...

930. Whom else? The Polish?

931. This is the best man you had at hand?

932. Well, good luck.

933. Where is Mrs. Bellini office?

934. There, but first I have to tell you...

935. No, we'll find it. Thank you.

936. - The cops and the prosecutor are there. - Earlier than expected.

937. - What can I do for you? - The proc is there.

938. - Göttlicher, prosecution. - Good day, Katja Bellini.

939. A complaint was filed for demagoguery.

940. Who filed the complaint?

941. - It was anonymous. - Oh, a traitor.

942. What does that mean for us concretely?

943. Do we have to cancel the Führer appearances?

944. For now you can continue to broadcast.

945. For my part I find the show sensational.

946. His way to keep... And this firmness.

947. The complaint was surely filed by leftist idiots.

948. Do not worry, there will surely be a dismissal.

949. - What should we do with the dog? - The dog?

950. - I have to pay the bill for the dead dog. - What dog?

951. The dog that died during filming. How do I enter that in the books?

952. Depreciation? Or losses?

953. I'll do it.

954. Very kind.

955. - Heil Hitler. - What's up?

956. You ask me? A huge pile of shit. Nazi shit that's what it is.

957. And everyone shouts 'Hurray!'

958. That's what's up! This is the most disgusting, diabolical, inhuman thing...

959. - You are drunk. - You are sober.

960. You do all that clear mind.

961. And another thing: Do you know what kind of people cheer for him?

962. Not because they think he is funny or ironic or something like that.

963. They like what he says. They think he is right!

964. And now I ask you, Ms. Katja Bellini, is that okay with you?

965. - Or don't you care about that at all? - And what is with all the good press?

966. I don't know. That's written by idiots,

967. Who are afraid to miss the double meaning. But there is none with Mr. Hitler.

968. Hitler is simply an asshole.

969. A big pile of shit. And you're on top of that brown pile of shit.

970. - You are the pile of shit boss. - Enough!

971. You are not a deflated.

972. You are not stupid, like many others.

973. You're obsessed with your career.

974. - Warning. - It was painful. Okay.

975. Goodbye, Mrs. Goebbels.

976. I have a confession to make. We checked your background.

977. So the result surely reassured you.

978. On the one hand, yes. We found nothing on you.

979. - And the other side? - We found nothing at all.

980. As if you never existed.

981. And you want to know if I really existed?

982. We must ensure that we do not work with something like the real Hitler...

983. - How do I say that? - Indeed, it would be high treason.

984. So you have never been a member a right-wing party?

985. On the contrary. I helped to start one. Member 555.

986. - A youthful mistake, I hope. - Bullshit. In 1919, I was 30.

987. - It was not a youthful mistake. - 1919?

988. When else? I invented this trick myself.

989. The first 500 members were imaginary...

990. So it appeared that we had a lot of members.

991. Thank you for that warm welcome.

992. I'm glad you're here. And you're here.

993. - How should I address you tonight? - Mr. Hitler, that would suffice.

994. - You can also say Mein Führer, if you want. - You're a comedian, right?

995. - Some see me as that. - You feel comfortable in this role?

996. I feel comfortable in all roles.

997. I want to touch the people. For this they have to listen.

998. - Therefore I am prepared to play the fool. - What kind of man are you?

999. Many newspapers say you're crazy. What do you think of that?

1000. - Do I look like a fool? - A little yes.

1001. - Your eyes scare me. - I can not do otherwise.

1002. - I am what I am. - You think this is funny?

1003. Comic are the circumstances we live in. - I doubt that anything you do is justified.

1004. Look what we found in the clips you've shot.

1005. - What? What clip? - Please look.

1006. - I must be able to trust people. - You are not allowed to do this.

1007. - You have no right. - What is it?

1008. - That's you! - My dog...

1009. You think this is funny? We're supposed to laugh at that?

1010. It was an accident. It was not so bad.

1011. Yes, it was serious. Where did they get that? - That's what I'm asking you!

1012. This is your kind of humor? Why did you make this video?

1013. I shot this dog because the dog sought it.

1014. It had bitten my finger.

1015. What I did, I would do to you. Do you know what I would do to your studio ..?

1016. I refuse to be fired because of a dog.

1017. CRAZY TV-HITLER FINALLY HE'S FIRED

1018. - Tragic. You have done your best. - No false pity.

1019. I think Mr. Sensenbrink was honest.

1020. Everything is possible on TV. The viewer forgives almost anything.

1021. But to kill a little dog? The German soul will not forgive that.

1022. My wife and I got sick, seeing that.

1023. I wish you the best.

1024. You are in command now.

1025. Do not disappoint me.

1026. Certainly not.

1027. Hello. The station canceled the hotel, can we sleep here?

1028. Please.

1029. Thank you, Madam. Your help will...

1030. - Coming? - in history.

1031. The path taken by destiny to reach its destination is amazing.

1032. It promotes moments of crisis...

1033. And gives me the courage to write a second great book.

1034. - What are you doing? - I am writing a new book.

1035. - And? - Completely crazy.

1036. It describes how he wakes up in the modern Berlin. I am in it, you are in it.

1037. There's potential for a movie.

1038. I have a condition. I want to film the adaptation of the book.

1039. The success was instant.

1040. NO HITLER = NO AUDIENCE

1041. 'LOOK WHO'S BACK'

1042. I respect the way Hitler adapts to the new world.

1043. I don't kill anyone if it is not absolutely necessary.

1044. Do not be afraid. I am a nice guy.

1045. The Facebook casting for my new bodyguards seemed promising.

1046. But the first material left much to be desired.

1047. My God.

1048. And 30 more. Until you stop laughing.

1049. It amuses you?

1050. Go, enjoy it. Are you having fun?

1051. Doesn't seem so funny anymore.

1052. Louder.

1053. 3 MONTHS LATER

1054. Mr. Sensenbrink, are ratings are not even measurable anymore.

1055. Revenues from advertising are almost nil... The liquidity of our station...

1056. The Witzigman show will keep us afloat.

1057. Now we will broadcast 'Sick, Bro' five times a week.

1058. Witzigman works for Sat1 now. 'Sick, Bro' no longer exists.

1059. The ones that stay are Rugemon...

1060. Lummlich...

1061. Mancello.

1062. And Nils.

1063. What do you think you're doing?

1064. 'Sick, Bro' no longer exists? I created that show!

1065. You're a bunch of incompetent losers!

1066. How am I supposed run a TV channel if you all sabotage me?

1067. Out.

1068. Out, small light.

1069. Should we bring Hitler back?

1070. The people just can't hold a grudge against Hitler.

1071. Even the haters buy his new book.

1072. - Just to read about his latest escapades. - You can not do that.

1073. The book is selling like hotcakes. They are working on a movie adaptation.

1074. We should get in on that.

1075. - You have always been against Hitler. - Of course.

1076. But at that time I was not in charge.

1077. This looks great.

1078. This will be projected on the big screen?

1079. Who are you, anyway?

1080. - Cut. Stop. - Who walked on the set?

1081. I thought you...

1082. Great, eh? A silicone mask.

1083. - Is that the real Sensenbrink? - It's him.

1084. I wanted to see how you're doing. I always believed in you.

1085. The time is right.

1086. You want one? Clever, eh, with the mustache as a title?

1087. Awesome.

1088. And the funny thing: its price is 19.33.

1089. - As the year 1933. - I understood.

1090. Christoph Sensenbrink, this is Christoph Sensenbrink.

1091. I have waited so long for this moment.

1092. - I dream like you now. - He plays my role?

1093. But nobody knows him. Why not Benno Fürmann or Bruno Ganz...

1094. For such a small role? That would be silly.

1095. - You already have a station for broadcast? - We are currently negotiating.

1096. Pro7, RTL, ZDF, you name it

1097. I know. All bark and no bite.

1098. You need a strong partner.

1099. We will raise your budget by one million and distribute your film. Everyone wins.

1100. I'll be right back, Grandma.

1101. We finally succeeded..

1102. Will you take off your coat, Mr. Hitler? You're welcome.

1103. - Sorry to march in on you. - It's impossible.

1104. It's an honor. Your granddaughter is an admirable woman.

1105. This is Hitler. Do something!

1106. It's not true, Mrs. Krömeier. She thinks he's the real deal.

1107. Think of your family.

1108. All these people. Dead. Do something.

1109. These days also make me angry.

1110. I will ensure that no English bomber...

1111. Who is talking about bombs?

1112. None of them died because of the bombs You've gassed them.

1113. - It's funny. Satirical. - He looks the same.

1114. It is the same speech.

1115. At the time, people also have laughed at him, at first.

1116. I know who you are.

1117. I have not forgotten.

1118. - Mrs. - Outside.

1119. Outside, you vermin.

1120. Awful. Awful...

1121. Ms. Krömeier is Jewish.

1122. I'm surprised.

1123. - It's not that. - You are disappointed.

1124. I should have been harder on this old Jewish harpy. I understand.

1125. But as a politician one has to set priorities.

1126. It's like the Olympic Games in 1936. No persecution of Jews for 3 weeks.

1127. You can not once forget the role?

1128. I understand that you like Ms. Krömeier.

1129. I understand it, Sawatzki.

1130. Perhaps there is not to much Jewish blood in her veins.

1131. The body can absorb some Jewry.

1132. My God, what kind of man are you?

1133. Now the three boys arrive.

1134. Yes, but what happened before? How did you get here?

1135. - What happened before? - I do not know.

1136. What? You have been teleported, or what?

1137. What do you think, Fabian?

1138. Didn't you ask yourself where he came from?

1139. A time travel? Or he escaped from an asylum?

1140. - Let me pass. - No.

1141. Stand back. Don't you recognize me?

1142. How? Because of that mustache?

1143. You stab Germany in the back. You are a pig.

1144. A pig who does not deserve to live.

1145. You gave us a fright.

1146. Mrs. Bellini.

1147. - What is this? - It's all for you.

1148. Look, Boris Becker. They all wish you a good recovery.

1149. - Why? - Why?

1150. You were beaten up by neo-Nazis. You are a hero of democracy.

1151. That's what Sigmar Gabriel said. You're a hero.

1152. - Everything okay? - I could not help laughing.

1153. These amateurs.

1154. Yes, these are enough. It starts to rain.

1155. Let's finish the shoot!

1156. He just is lying there.

1157. HISTORIC LOCATION OF 'THE FÜHRER BUNKER'

1158. Where is he? - What are you doing here? You should be at the set.

1159. He is real. I do not know how and why, but this is the real Adolf Hitler...

1160. Yes, he is very authentic. But we already know that a long time.

1161. You do not get it. It is Adolf Hitler, not a comedian.

1162. Why don't you listen to me? He is Hitler.

1163. - I do not understand you. - History is going to repeat itself.

1164. How can I be more clear? He has to be stopped. Do something.

1165. - My God, we have... - Take a deep breath, okay?

1166. There is no time to lose.

1167. - I do not want any trouble... - Good. We neither.

1168. Stop it.

1169. You've done fine. Very fine. You are good Germans. Thank you.

1170. - I wondered where you were. - You're him. You are him.

1171. I have never claimed otherwise.

1172. I am destined to separate myself from my dearest companions.

1173. This way! Yes, history repeats itself.

1174. You are trying again to fool the people once again with your propaganda. Oh Sawatzki...

1175. You do not understand.

1176. In 1933 the people have not been deceived by some kind of propaganda.

1177. A Führer was elected and he outlined his plans with clarity.

1178. The Germans elected me.

1179. Move.

1180. - You are a monster. - Am I?

1181. If so you have to condemn those who elected this monster.

1182. Were they all monsters? They were ordinary people.

1183. They chose to entrusted their country to an extraordinary man.

1184. What do you want to do? Prohibit elections?

1185. No. But I'll stop you.

1186. You never asked yourself why people follow me?

1187. For the bottom of themselves, they are like me.

1188. They share the same values.

1189. And that's why you are not going to shoot.

1190. You can not get rid of me.

1191. I am part of you. Of all of you.

1192. And not everything was bad.

1193. And that was the last scene!

1194. Silence. The boss wants to speak.

1195. It's great that everyone celebrates.

1196. But we must also think of our companions...

1197. That are no longer present.

1198. A comedy about Hitler, will it work?

1199. There were German comedies before and after Hitler.

1200. It has given us a new dimension to entertainment.

1201. Not even Loriot managed to do that.

1202. What would happen if the real Hitler came back? Would history repeat itself?

1203. For 70 years everyone is fixated on this.

1204. Students are tired of hearing about the Third Reich.

1205. We should have a little more confidence. Thank you.

1206. He's back He's back here again

1207. He's back I was told

1208. That he hasn't met me yet

1209. I do not understand

1210. I wonder: What has happened?

1211. He's back, but not with me

1212. And he does not ring my door

1213. All the people in town

1214. Have seen him

1215. He's back: What has happened?

1216. In all letters, we wrote

1217. Of happiness

1218. And how it would be for the both of us

1219. But one day no letter returned

1220. Is it over? Is it over?

1221. I have nothing against foreigner, I have nothing against Turks or the Syrians. The problem is that...

1222. Everything has a deeper meaning. Put in a nutshell, the circumstances are excellent for me

1223. In Germany, in Europe, worldwide.

1224. The Austrian government is a puppet.

1225. Those who travel to Sweden have to adapt.

1226. Riots in front of a center for refugees. A building is on fire.

1227. It's going to change our country.

1228. It is the ghost of Islam.

1229. They come from Tunisia and Morocco, where we Germans go on vacation.

1230. We are the people

1231. I can work with that.

1232. We are the people!

1233. DonPizza