1. So... Good evening.
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2. Good evening. May I introduce myself?
My name is Köppl.
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3. My problem is wherever I go, nobody
greets me properly.
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4. To comfort you: Sadly you aren't the
only one not greeted properly anymore.
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5. You arrive somewhere. And... I mean...
Nobody does that anymore.
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Obviously, this is out of fashion.
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Is there an equivalent?
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handshake, shaking hands.
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because of... Well yes.
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10. But if you lift it like this for example. A
little. Couldn't you do something like this?
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11. - Wouldn't that be okay? If you do this...
- I understand exactly what you mean.
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12. - But that's neither fish nor fowl.
- That's true.
- See?
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13. I spit on you.
Let me fix that.
- Okay...
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14. Wait a minute. That's no problem. You
always have a handkerchief in your pocket.
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15. If you had it in your hand,
it would be called a towel.
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16. The population
surprised me the most.
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17. I really did everything
a man could do to,
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18. on this ground
desecrated by the enemy,
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19. destroy the foundations of life.
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20. In consequence the German people
should have ceased to exist.
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21. But, I realize
now, it's still there.
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22. I find it quite incomprehensible.
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23. On the other hand...
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24. I'm also here.
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25. And I understand that even less.
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26. The enemy seems to have paused.
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27. Above me there is no enemy aircraft to see.
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28. I can not hear the thunder of artillery.
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29. A bird moves
through the branches of a tree.
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30. He chirps. He sings.
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31. I am in good physical condition.
I am completely healthy.
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32. Apart from the headache.
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33. Is Doenitz also around here?
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34. - Who is this loser?
- All right, sir?
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35. Oh, the youth.
The youth is the future.
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36. The youth seems to be lost for words.
That is understandable.
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37. It is an unusual twist
in the life of an immature man...
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38. to meet the Führer face to face.
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39. - Where is Bormann?
- Who's that?
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40. - Bormann, Martin.
- Never heard of.
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41. - What does he look like?
- Like a government leader, good God.
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42. Coming?
We're not done with the shoot.
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43. Yes, we are coming.
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44. Hitler Youthful Ronaldo.
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45. Where is the road?
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46. Dude, what a moron.
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47. That concludes the deprived Berlin-Mitte.
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48. We will continue in Marzahn, in Hellersdorf,
where the need probably is even higher.
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49. I have to return to the
Führer bunker immediately.
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50. Apparently the present youth cannot
help me with that.
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51. The rubble is gone.
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52. But the people seem to have
gone completely crazy.
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53. Have I missed the final victory
because I was in a coma?
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54. I don't know enough about my situation.
I need more information!
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55. Could you show me the way
to the Reichs Chancellery?
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56. What is the fastest way to
the Reichs Chancellery?
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57. Nice to meet you.
Hitler destroyed!
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58. - What-What's this?
- A picture.
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59. - Excuse me, where is the Reichs Chancellery?
- Okay, piss off.
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60. Please tell me immediately where it is!
The fate of the German people is at stake.
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61. Are you crazy or what? I can not speak,
I'm a mime. Don't you see that?
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62. Find your own place, man. Fuck off, moron!
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is completely out of control.
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64. Finally, a familiar element!
A German mother with a stroller.
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65. Madam, what date is it?
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66. Talk!
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67. What year... is it?
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68. Wait a minute!
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70. Hello.
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71. Someone seems to be in a good mood.
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72. When I see you,
I always have to laugh.
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73. Of joy.
Not because of your look.
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74. - How do I look?
- All black. It is a sad color.
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75. And when you laugh, the sad...
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77. - It's Jackie.
- You can not bring a rat to the office!
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78. Please quiet. Only today.
It has to go to the vet later.
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79. - It is sick?
- A common cold.
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80. - It is pregnant.
- Why?
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81. - The big belly there.
- Those are it's nuts.
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82. Rats lie eggs?
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83. A TV channel is like a ship. It only can
withstand tempest and storms and calms...
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84. if it has a good helmsman.
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85. So far, Christoph Sensenbrink
was a good deputy department head.
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86. Now we need...
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87. A long-term solution.
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88. Ladies and gentlemen, the
new department head...
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89. Katja Bellini.
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90. - I am so happy!
- Good luck.
Thank you so much!
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91. Keep your ship always safe.
And do not make to many mistakes.
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92. Hopefully not. Thank you for
this great opportunity and your confidence.
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93. Most of all I look forward
to working with all of you.
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94. So I say, cast off
and on to work.
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95. Mr. Kärrner,
you, you really believe...
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96. Christoph,
you're still deputy department head.
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97. Deputy. Good.
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98. - Congratulations.
- Thanks, that's nice of you.
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99. Mr. Sensenbrink wanted
to talk to you later.
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100. - Another dirty rat.
- Jackie isn't...
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101. Sensenbrink, I mean.
Horrible.
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102. When you type in the word dumb ass in
Wikipedia, what do you get?
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103. You'll see the definition the word dumb ass.
And soon a little picture of me.
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104. Follow me please.
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105. You, you can not just fire me on the spot!
Just like that...
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106. This is cost saving.
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107. And freelancers are, alas, alas, alas
the first victims.
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108. Sawatzki, look at it this way.
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109. You wanted to become a great director.
Now you finally get the chance.
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110. I have new material. A blast.
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111. A blast? Let me hear it!
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112. Children ghettos.
Alcoholic father. Very sad.
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113. But there remains a glimmer of hope.
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114. And that hope is football.
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115. You feel better?
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116. What year is this?
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117. 2014. You expected what?
1945?
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118. I have to...
No, no, no, no...
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119. - Sit.
- Is this a kidnapping?
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120. Good one!
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121. Is this a dirty trick by
an enemy secret service?
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122. But this secret service would have
had to create a whole new world...
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123. In which I can move freely.
A parallel world.
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124. No, that is unthinkable.
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125. The enemy would have send something better
than this stupid newspaper monger.
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126. - I should kill him, to be sure.
- Eat a little, for the blood circulation.
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127. Go.
Otherwise you will pass out again.
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128. Factory pressed grain.
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129. There is still a shortage of bread?
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130. Are you shooting a movie
somewhere around here?
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131. Shooting?
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132. Yes, for the television.
A documentary or something.
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133. - You always dress like this?
- Actually, yes.
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134. It's surprisingly sweet.
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135. That's crazy.
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136. Your whole appearance.
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137. - You could think you're him.
- I am who?
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138. - The Führer.
- I am the Führer.
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139. You're quite one!
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140. Do you have the Völkischer Beobachter
or the Stürmer?
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141. - Those are already long gone.
- At least a Panzerbär?
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142. - These are almost all Turkish.
- I have many Turkish customers.
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144. Remarkable! Was the Ottoman Empire
able to change the course of the war?
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145. I never thought the Turks were
capable of such an accomplishment.
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146. Is our destiny predetermined?
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147. Who determines our destiny?
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148. I'd like to know too.
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149. I never dreamed that fate would
bring you here to my door.
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150. - What are you saying?
- Well, that fate...
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151. That's it. Fate.
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152. Destiny.
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153. Who else would have been
brought back by destiny?
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154. Destiny it is.
It encouraged me to continue my fight.
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155. - My fate is not easy either.
- Silence!
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156. And the first step in this
always is to obtain information.
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157. And in a newsstand you can
find sufficient material.
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158. Obviously, people believe I'm dead.
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159. In the last decades many
dabblers have tried in vain...
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160. to explain my achievements to the public.
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161. The war was lost, as it seems.
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162. Russia shared the country with the
West, like we shared Poland with them.
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163. The so called Federal Republic
is now led by an clunky woman...
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164. With the appearance of a weeping willow.
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165. This matron allied with
the Bavarian drunks...
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166. to form a disgraceful copy of
National Socialism.
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167. When I saw the SPD,
I got tears in my eyes.
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168. Paul Löbe, Friedrich Ebert, Otto Wels.
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169. Surely lumpen! But lumpen with character!
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170. They can take our lives, but not our honor.
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171. Nowadays the SPD is led by an annoying
jelly and a conservative fattened chicken.
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172. - Knitting for change.
- The only hope...
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173. is this wacky Green Party.
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174. The massive industrialization
after the war...
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175. has damaged the land, the air,
soil and man.
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176. These Greens pledged to
protect the German land.
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177. Appropriate!
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178. The rejection of nuclear energy just because
of a few incidents was of course nonsense.
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179. We need uranium for weapons.
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180. Even Poland still exists.
And that on German territory.
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181. This whole war was useless.
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182. As far as I'm concerned,
you can stay one or two nights here.
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183. As long as if you don't loot my booth.
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184. Listen, do I look like a criminal?
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185. - You look like Adolf Hitler.
- Exactly.
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186. The hot spot of Berlin. Here, young people
have more serious problems than Mesut Özil.
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187. But there remains a glimmer of hope.
This hope is football.
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188. Fabian, I believe in you.
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190. With a successful film, they would take
me back immediately.
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191. - Who is it?
- It's me, mom.
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192. No, in the background.
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196. What smell, good God.
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197. Put the other displays outside.
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198. - Now I even have to work.
- You sit all day!
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199. Yesterday I moved the 12th Army...
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200. Now it is a newspaper stand!
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201. Is that smell coming from you? Yuck!
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202. You should bring this
to the dry cleaners.
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203. Pinarbasi
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204. - Good day, see you next week.
- Thank you. Goodbye.
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- I want my uniform cleaned.
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207. Smells like a fox's den.
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208. - You take off everything?
- Yes, everything.
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210. No, not the underpants.
Keep it.
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211. - But it is...
- No. Put it back.
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- What should I do?
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213. - Clean it.
- Sorry.
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- I do not do underpants.
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please.
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219. So it will be pants, three euros...
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220. Here's your ticket.
Tomorrow what time come you will?
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223. - Ten, eleven...
- Early. When do you open?
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- Nine o'clock.
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Please, a little later.
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226. - When?
- Twelve o'clock. Please.
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227. - I can not go out this way.
- I know.
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228. Do you have another uniform for me?
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229. - Come.
- What is going on?
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230. Who is it? - This young man.
He looked for you everywhere.
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A private channel, right?
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232. - Sawatzki, Fabian.
- Hitler, Adolf.
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234. The manager said you have a program?
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- Say it.
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Something like that?
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237. If you quote my speech,
surely you know the rest.
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238. - There is something else?
- I listen.
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239. From now on, we will avenge bomb with bomb.
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could have gotten that from eating a book.
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243. But what about practical knowledge?
You have 1.4 million men.
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244. And just 30 days to conquer the
whole country. - Why only 30 days?
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Romanians quiet? - Romanians?
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247. Oh, pardon.
Who cares about the Romanians?
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248. General Sawatzki looks neither left
nor right, he marches straight ahead.
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249. No, Sawatzki just marches straight ahead.
The Polish an an easy enemy.
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250. But what happens then?
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251. All of a sudden our army
has little holes in the back.
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252. And the blood of German heroes
wells through these holes.
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253. Did our general forgot the
alliance between Poland and Romania?
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254. You'll never find the path to
Poland, for no army in the whole world!
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255. You do not even find the way to your own
uniform.
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256. I on the contrary, I always know
where my uniform is.
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257. At the dry cleaners.
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258. Sorry. You had me there.
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259. You had prepared this, huh?
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260. Of course.
Since June, it was all planned.
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261. It's obvious. Fortunately,
I found you. This is my chance.
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262. This is your chance.
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263. I'll make you famous! You'll walk in contemporary
Germany and I follow you with my camera.
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264. I like that idea.
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tomorrow, right?
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266. Of course.
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267. This is a Blitz cleaning.
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268. Blitz-...
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It's very embarrassing.
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271. You were right.
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273. And he is not playing a role.
He's just him.
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- Adolf Hitler.
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278. Just a little.
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279. Mom, it's a good investment.
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280. Do you need your car the next week?
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282. - You can't call that a vehicle.
- I know, it's not...
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283. - It has no anti-mine armor.
- I have clothes.
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284. Sawatzki, you fool! I should condemn you to
the firing squad for this.
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285. Why are you laughing?
You think this is funny?
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286. In such moments, I miss my nice SS.
Let's go.
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287. You still have to pay the newspaper
and the chocolate. It's 26,40 euros.
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288. 26 euros? Hmm.
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service to your country.
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290. You will tell your grandchildren
about this achievement.
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291. It is priceless. Farewell.
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292. By the way, what is your real name?
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293. Adolf Hitler.
How many times do I have to tell you?
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294. Yes, really.
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295. What a coincidence.
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296. Please, you have a name as well. And I don't
go "Oh, what a coincidence!" when I hear that.
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297. But you look really like him.
Everything, the mustache, the hair.
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298. Your way of speaking.
Just like one knows you.
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299. And you look completely
different as you're named?
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300. You are right again.
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301. The Führer in northern Germany.
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302. Here at dunes of Sylt,
swept by wind and waves.
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303. There he stand, the Führer.
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304. He looks at the sea. And probably
thinks of England.
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305. Those who are going through a creative
crisis have the weirdest suggestions.
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306. Sawatzki wanted to film 'The
Führer Visits The Bank'...
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307. Or 'The Führer To The Sea'.
Preferably in swimming trunks.
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308. Goebbels would have turned in his grave.
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314. There have be more interesting things
in Germany or the world than this cook?
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Red jelly with vanilla sauce.
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- Delicious...
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318. - The sausage is...
- And with my best friend ...!
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319. I had hoped for some sex,
but there was nothing.
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320. - I threatened him with my lawyer...
- They are talking absolute baloney!
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321. And this matron of a judge just nods
with a straight face?
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322. Fortunately Goebbels
did not see that!
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323. My wife bribed you too.
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324. You want to reap this
filth with a 8.8 flak battery.
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325. It was now clear to me, which topics I
would cover in Sawatzkis TV reports.
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country interviewing people...
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and sensitive subjects.
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biggest problem are the wages.
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in our democracy?
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Because nothing changes.
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334. We had to make an cross
on the ballot where needed.
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335. Here it is the same. Now the crosses are
placed elsewhere behind our backs. Really.
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337. We can not say anything. If voice my
concerns I'm suddenly xenophobic.
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338. The foreign children behave like wild-lings.
They throw stuff at my window.
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339. And when I complain about them,
their parents threaten to stab me.
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340. Exactly. I'll address that.
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341. Can I take a picture of you?
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342. - My name is Annett by the way.
- My name is Adolf. Nice to meet you.
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effect on people in my decades of absence.
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344. - But we could change a lot.
- What, for example?
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345. - The labor camps.
- Labor camps, indeed.
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346. - I am well.
- Me too.
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347. - I say things as they are.
- Of course. I'll take care of the camps.
- Good.
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348. - I will.
- I will help you.
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350. What problems do you mean?
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351. All these shady bearded people
should be thrown out.
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353. - They could go home.
- Well, some were born here.
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354. - You still have to return them.
- To the place they origin from?
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355. Where they want. And they should stay there
- Who exactly do you mean?
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357. Yes, out and away.
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358. The suppressed anger and discontent of
the population reminded me of 1930.
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362. That's right.
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364. More and more migrants arrive.
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365. I don't like that a lot.
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367. If many small people, men and women,
cooperate...
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368. To elect a big strong man?
Then we can change things.
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369. That's true.
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371. Take the German shepherd.
A bloodstock.
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372. If the shepherd mates with
a dachshund, what do you get?
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373. A shepherd-dachshund.
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374. - And what does that look like?
- Funny.
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375. Imagine two shepherd-dachshunds
mate.
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376. You will never get a shepherd again
And the shepherd will be gone forever.
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377. - Exactly.
- The race will disappear.
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Germany at the moment. - Right.
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380. And I speak only of Africa,
arriving here in Germany...
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381. Ranges on average between 40 and 50.
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382. Germany had more than 80 at one time.
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383. - You mean the IQ was in the past above 80?
- 80 and sometimes higher. Here in Germany.
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385. I think... the IQ is now
about 60, tops. Maximum.
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387. - The more will the IQ decrease?
- It will.
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388. - Right.
- That's how it is.
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389. I'll tell you one thing. And I swear that to you: I
will take a bullet for my country, if necessary.
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390. A few keywords as bait sufficed.
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392. If you think of Ebola. That
wasn't a problem here before.
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393. All these people landed here,
and now we our first victim of Ebola.
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394. Of course.
And this is due to what, according to you?
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395. Only because we Germans
aren't allowed to speak up.
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396. Because the stigmas are still present.
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397. I have to be honest with you,
I do not agree with that.
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398. I am very determined.
I am not an extremist...
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399. But I will always vote right wing.
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400. Politicians are filling their own pockets.
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401. I'm surprised that the
millions of people like you...
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402. Do not go to this amusement park called parliament with
pitchforks and ask: 'What are you doing with our money?'
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403. But the German man is not a
revolutionary.
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404. Would you follow me?
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405. The timing is wrong.
I have to work.
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406. - What gave you the idea for the mustache?
- The war.
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407. I had to trim it to fit into my gas mask.
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408. How did it look before that?
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409. A large mustache,
like emperor Wilhelm?
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410. - This far.
- Exactly.
- Yes.
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411. You had one like that? - Yes, but then the
gas attacks started and I trimmed it.
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412. And then it fit perfectly into the
gas mask. - Good story you created.
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413. - You know what? We will get you a dog.
- Yes. A nice, big shepherd.
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414. Yes. Yes, exactly.
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415. - Is there anything else he can do but run?
- He can sit, lie down...
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416. I breed dogs especially for families.
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417. My dogs are my children.
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418. My problem child.
I found him...
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419. It is cute, this little pooch.
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420. Come to your uncle.
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421. My little boy.
Uncle has always loved his dogs.
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422. It's adorable.
Can we borrow a dog?
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423. No. I do not know you.
I have to trust the people.
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424. - They are very sensitive.
- We would take good care of him.
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425. The Führer loves animals.
He gets along well with them.
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426. - They come to him...
- Get off me, dirty mutt!
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427. When you're on the road,
animals come to him...
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428. Was it absolutely necessary?
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429. Yes. It is the only language he understood
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430. - Give me that gun.
- No. It belongs to me.
- Give me that gun!
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431. You can not walk around with
an armed gun just like that.
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432. You can't call that
'Method Acting' anymore.
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433. I keep it.
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434. What is that noise?
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435. What is it? This noise?
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436. This is hip hop.
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437. Nigga, Nigga. What does it mean?
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438. It's a compliment, more or less.
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439. A compliment?
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440. Bullshit. Nigga is an insult
for Negroes, even a child knows that.
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441. You think I was born yesterday?
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442. 'Nigga' means friend,
brother... Just Nigga. Friend.
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443. Friend? Nigga?
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444. Hey, Nigga.
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445. - How are you, Nigga?
- Keep it. Stop.
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446. - What is it, Nigga?
- No, stop it.
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447. Get your act together!
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448. A real coward degenerate.
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449. But wait.
I will make you a man.
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450. It's just a dead dog.
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451. Must send it by registered
- Later. Not now.
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452. Again this blow fly.
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453. Sawatzki, what do you want?
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454. I'm doing a movie.
This will be a hit.
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455. No, please.
Give me a chance.
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456. You'll love it. Otherwise,
I'll never bother you again.
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457. - Give me just one more chance.
- Fine, but this is the last.
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458. Thank you.
We just have a small problem.
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459. We're almost out of money.
You have to cover my costs...
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460. The connection is bad.
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461. You shake your phone.
And you stutter.
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462. What have you done?
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463. - I wanted to swat a fly.
- This is the car of my mother.
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464. Are you nuts?
We're already out of money!
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465. - What will we do?
- Quit your whining, Sawatzki.
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466. Where would I be now, if
I had not done politics?
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467. Painter.
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468. Hello.
Do you want us to do your portrait?
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469. - What?
- A portrait.
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470. - Of Hitler?
- No, you.
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471. I'm done.
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472. Is this a joke? A caricature?
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473. Absolutely you.
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474. - Do you like it?
- Yes.
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475. - I'm afraid I to say no.
- How do you see yourself?
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476. As a vagabond.
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477. I have done my best.
This is what happens to vagabonds.
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478. These are the tears you will cry.
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479. Hang the picture to your wall and yourself
next to it.
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480. If in 2014 someone arrived in the
central square of Bayreuth...
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481. And imitates Hitler
and if the public tolerates this...
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482. Then this is sad for Germany.
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483. If it were up to me,
I would send you fleeing.
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484. And you said nobody will donate...
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485. - Are you married, Sawatzki?
- No.
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486. - That's what I thought.
- What do you mean by that?
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487. To seduce women, it takes
courage. And courage is what you lack.
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488. You don't seduce a woman by hesitating.
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489. One has to gather all his strength
and then, Sawatzki: Attack!
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490. You could write a new guide in the style
of Hitler: Mein Kampf With My Wife.
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491. I like you, Sawatzki.
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492. Come.
Touch the fence.
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493. Fear not? Come here.
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494. It's nothing.
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495. I felt nothing.
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496. It's wonderful.
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497. Haven't you seen me in the 30s?
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498. I thought, 'I know'.
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499. - We just said: He looks like...
- Hitler.
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500. Exactly.
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501. - It's me.
- Do you like the CSU?
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502. - Anymore.
- Who do you prefer?
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503. - I would form a coalition with the Greens.
- The Greens? Yes.
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504. That would be nice. - The protection of the environment
is just like the protection of the motherland.
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505. Protecting the environment is good
and it is a Christian value.
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506. - Not all was bad in the past.
- No, you can't say that.
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507. - The politics made it bad.
- Do not whine about the past.
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508. On the contrary. We must learn from it.
So that is never ever repeats.
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509. It won't repeat itself. This
time we will do it right.
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510. - This is a naive idea.
- Not at all.
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511. - We will do things the right way.
- Not naive.
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512. - Would you support me?
- Under no circumstances.
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513. - I would not support you.
- Do you have a pen?
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514. I would like to note the address.
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515. For the first wave of arrests.
Then we'll see.
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516. I'm not afraid at all.
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517. Germany, I love you!
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518. It stings.
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519. - He has to undress.
- It burns...
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520. Fuck you Germany.
You're all fucking Nazis.
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521. You let something like that slide?
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522. - Dirty traitor.
- Hang him from the tree!
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523. Here's what happens to parasites.
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524. - Down with Germany.
- Do not tolerate it. Get him!
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525. - Take a picture with me and Hitler please.
- Yes, you and Hitler.
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526. I love Hitler.
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527. - Can I hug you?
- I would love it.
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528. Hitler's walking around. Just like that.
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529. - Hitler selfie! Yeah!
- He watched too much 'The Downfall'.
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530. - He did not age at all.
- They are making a film.
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531. Sawatzki, you scare me.
Really.
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532. This video already has
more than a million views.
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533. How many? - I just put it
online, more than a million.
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534. - And I have much more material.
- That can't be true.
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535. It is courageous. Arrogant.
It's... Wham!
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536. It's 'In your face'...
sorry.
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537. What do you think?
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538. Have you told anybody else?
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539. Good. Give me the contact
details and the material.
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540. - No need. He's here.
- Who?
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541. Sensen...
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542. Brink. Hello.
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543. Sawatzki, can you come with me?
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544. This is not a circus. Again, since your
franc has not fallen:
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545. You take your clown with you and get out
of here. - Mr. Hitler, don't go in there.
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546. Mr. Hitler, you can not...
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547. - Sensenbrink, are you really that desperate?
- Not you.
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548. - I think you're right.
- About what?
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549. The situation is desperate.
Let's save Germany together.
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550. Great. Good idea. Introduction
is over. Come. - One minute.
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551. How do you want to save Germany?
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552. Do you like to drink coffee?
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553. Occasionally.
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554. You there.
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555. - Do you like to drink coffee?
- Yes.
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556. - Where does your coffee come from?
- Starbucks usually.
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557. Who is responsible for that?
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558. For all these preservatives in it?
Certainly not Mr. Starbuck.
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559. It remains in the shadows.
No one wants to take responsibility.
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560. That's why we need a man, a leadership!
Responsible with body and soul!
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561. Germany has to know again:
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562. The Highway
was not designed by some buffoon!
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563. No, it was the Führer.
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564. When you eat your bread in the evening,
you know it comes from the baker.
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565. And if you invade the rest of the Czech Republic
in the morning, you know it was the Führer.
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566. You didn't prepare this, right?
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567. Why, Mrs. Bellini?
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568. The stony foundation of my ideology allows me to
draw the right conclusions in every situation.
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569. Astonishing. Mr. Sensenbrink, please find
the right TV format for this man. - Sure.
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570. - One more thing, Mr...
- Hitler.
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571. We agree that
Jews as a topic are not funny?
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572. You are absolutely right, Mrs. Bellini.
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573. I have rarely met
formidable women.
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574. Riefenstahl was one.
And Bellini is the same mold.
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575. Her slender, strong body
keeps her posture straight.
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576. She is alert, always ready
to react quickly and appropriately.
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577. Like a lurking wolf.
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578. When she is stressed, she takes a slightly
bigger puff from her electronic cigarette.
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579. But other than that, she is always
in control. An admirable woman.
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580. - How did it go?
- As expected.
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581. - Mr. Sensenbrink, how did he perform?
- What?
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582. - Inside.
- Oh yes. Well, well, well.
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583. So I am back in business?
I'm bursting with ideas.
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584. - I will contact you.
- You to hire me again.
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585. Otherwise I'll take Hitler with me.
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586. Okay. I'll try to find you
a rewarding job.
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587. This is temporary, said Sensenbrink.
Until a position is vacant.
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588. But this new actor
really stands apart.
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589. I have trouble believing
it is not the real Hitler.
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590. I know.
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591. And you discovered him?
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592. Would you like to grab a coffee some time?
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593. Sorry, every time I see you...
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594. - You know what I mean?
- No, Mr. Sawatzki.
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595. But if you want a date...
no problem.
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596. You are friends of Franziska?
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597. Obviously.
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598. And you are Emos?
Or Gothics or how do you say?
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599. No, we are Satanists.
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600. Nice.
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601. - That's Fabian, grandmother.
- I will not sign anything.
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602. You do not have to.
Where are the tea bags?
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603. What a lovely interior.
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604. This cake is delicious. Have you made it?
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605. Why are you fucking with her?
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606. She suffers from dementia.
And you ask...
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607. If she made a
cake with almonds and strawberries.
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608. - Are you a sadist?
- No.
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609. Your new... Reich
You can...
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610. That's Mr. Hitler, that's Michael.
Do you mind?
- Good day.
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611. - It works.
- What is it?
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612. - You can laugh over there, Michael.
- Can I come back later?
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613. We'll see.
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614. I'll get you later
for the training.
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615. I do not need training.
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616. - We call it 'tuning'.
- No need either.
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617. - If modern television...
- No need for it. I need a typewriter.
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618. Krömeier. This is Ms. Krömeier.
She will assist you. - I'm a pro.
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619. - Hello, sir.
- Not sir. It's 'Mein Führer'.
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620. - And greet me properly.
- I knew it. I can play a role.
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621. - Hello, Mein Führer.
- Ms. Krömeier, lower your hand.
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622. Should I shout it?
Or shout it differently?
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623. Ms. Krömeier, do me a favor
and stop shouting.
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624. He's right. Play the secretary
and connect him to the world out there.
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625. Then she showed me one of the most
beautiful inventions of mankind.
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626. The computer. Back in the days,
these computers were not my thing.
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627. For the troops too big.
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628. But then the computers
become smaller and more compact.
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629. Then Douglas Engelbart arrived
and invented this mouse gadget.
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630. I will take this from you.
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631. With this, you can move the
cursor on the screen. Try it.
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632. - With the mouse?
- Yes, just double click on the left side.
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633. You're doing very well, Mr. Hitler,
for your first time.
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634. What name will we use
for your email address?
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635. Mine, of course. Adolf Hitler.
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636. - Is this your real name?
- No, of course not.
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637. - I'm Shmuel Rosenzweig.
- Good. That's cool, Shmuel.
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638. - Do you write that with 'ch'?
- I was joking, Ms. Krömeier!
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639. - Adolf. Hitler is already taken.
- What? Taken? Someone stole my name!
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640. - Another name, then?
- A pseudonym, right?
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641. - Kind of.
- Well, use...
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642. Use Wolf. Wolf... Wolfsschanze.
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643. - Wolfsschanze 6 is available.
- My Goodness, I'm not Wolfsschanze 6.
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644. What was it called again?
Ober, Obersalzbach?
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645. Obersalzberg. Berg, Ms Krömeier. Berg.
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646. Try 'New Reich Chancellery'.
I always liked it.
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647. And she showed me something else.
A technological miracle: the internet!
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648. Type anything. Anything
you're interested in.
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649. World Supremacy. And search. And now you see
all the information about world supremacy.
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650. Great, huh?
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651. The name Wikipedia already illustrates
the inventiveness of the Arias.
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652. Pedia as in encyclopedia...
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653. Wiki and as in the
thirst for exploration of the Vikings.
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654. - Are you crying, Mein Führer?
- No.
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655. I'll cry too.
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656. I know guys like Sensenbrink.
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657. Sensenbrink hopes to be a winner.
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658. But it is only an accessory
to successors.
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659. So he dreads the moment
where success eludes him...
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660. And where he is not even
an accessory of success.
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661. That can't work.
Hitler in prime time?
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662. The Jewish Council will kill us.
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663. - Bellini thinks bigger than you.
- Just wait.
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664. I'll put Hitler in the show 'Sick, Bro!'.
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665. The TV critics will make a lot of trouble.
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666. This thing with Hitler
will finally put an end to Katja Bellini!
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667. Asylum seekers, gypsies,
minorities, I like it.
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668. Jews, foreigners, homosexuals
and concentration camps.
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669. Good themes. Even
I can think of good jokes for that.
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670. I want you to create
gags. One liner.
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671. Positive, with a touch of irony?
I do not understand.
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672. - One liner. They should be funny.
- Racist jokes are racist.
- I know.
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673. I like it.
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674. - You like racism?
- If anyone can handle racism...
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675. It's us.
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676. He has to, if we want to be credible.
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677. That's better.
There are no taboos.
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678. No limits. And if you see a limit,
please feel free to cross it.
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679. Salafists and Jews have a lot in common.
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680. Circumcised, hooked nose
and flammable.
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681. I asked Jews
to rate their trip to...
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682. Auschwitz. They all
awarded one star.
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683. What does a Jewish pedophile say?
If have some candy for you ... on sale.
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684. Sorry for laughing.
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685. A Salafist hears his child screaming.
'That's real terror.'
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686. The driving instructor asked me where the
gas is. "Second door on the right.'
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687. Sayings change. Before 'to dust you shall
return' meant holiday to Auschwitz.
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688. I don't know. That's what you want?
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689. Exactly.
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690. I just wanted to say hello.
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691. - Pleasure.
- Mine too.
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692. It looks great.
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693. Christoph, you have a moment?
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694. It's a great idea.
Hitler in the show.
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695. Do I have no say in this at all anymore?
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696. I do not understand the concept of
my own show.
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697. It's funny.
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698. Hitler is still a dangerous topic,
you know.
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699. Yes, but your
show is all about dangerous topics.
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700. I suppose this will be a one time thing?
I have your word?
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701. Two. You have two words.
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702. That's enough.
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703. Could you get us something
to drink, Jeanette?
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704. My name is Janine.
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705. The show is live.
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706. But fear not.
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707. Just be yourself.
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708. 'Sick, Bro'
confirmed all that I heard about it.
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709. Witzigman played a lot of roles:
a black American president...
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710. A Muslim, or another minority to make
short work of the current politics.
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711. I do erotic diet.
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712. In the morning apple jam, at noon plum
jam and in the evening jam in the bed.
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713. The transition was made with a
Witzigman phrase uttered without flinching:
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714. Ladies and gentleman, for centuries
he seemed gone. Now he is back.
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715. Cheer loudly for Adolf Hitler.
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716. All or nothing. It starts.
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717. Welcome, dear Adolf, in 'Sick...
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718. Bro'.
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719. Good day.
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720. In this case I say:
cast off the bombs!
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721. Facing myself the audience gets anxious.
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722. They try to compare my face to
the Hitler imitators they know.
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723. I see their insecurity...
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724. which I transform into heavy
silence, just by looking at them.
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725. - Is that part of the show?
- Not in this length.
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726. It's a blackout?
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727. An assistant holds up a sign,
as if I had forgotten my text.
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728. It was obvious that
facing this apparent inactivity...
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729. Witzigman, this amateur,
would start to sweat.
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730. What does that mean?
What is going on?
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731. - Will he do something?
- We have to do something. It is live.
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732. - Take the relay, Michael.
- No, wait. Give him time.
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733. Witzigman did not understand the power
of silence. He was scared of it.
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734. I let the air flow into my lungs...
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735. And I gave a sound to the silence.
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736. There, I see someone
holding placards.
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737. Written on it a text I have to read.
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738. The text is a joke.
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739. A joke about foreigners.
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740. Why should I do jokes
on foreigners?
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741. When you have rats at home, you don't call
a clown but an exterminator.
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742. The TV in my hotel is that thin.
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743. It is a
miracle of the human genius.
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744. But what do we see on this TV?
Nothing but garbage.
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745. When times are tough, people want
trivial entertainment, I understand.
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746. That's why we produced
'The Punch Bowl" in1944.
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747. But though can these times be
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748. that we punish the people with such
intellectually challenged nonsense?
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749. - He's right.
- In what kind country do we live?
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750. Youth poverty.
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751. Retirement poverty.
Unemployment.
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752. The birth rate lowest
in history.
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753. No wonder. Who still wants to
have children in this country?
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754. We storm right toward the abyss.
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755. But we do not see it, because on
television...
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756. You can not see the abyss.
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757. We see a cooking show.
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758. I will continue to fight against the TV...
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759. Until not only we see it
, but until we make it past the abyss.
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760. It is 20 h 45 and from
now on we will air back.
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761. It's getting late.
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762. I forgot to call home.
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763. - You're married?
- No, I'm not marr...
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764. No, I live with my my my...
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765. Mu... - What? Say again.
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766. Flatmate.
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767. - Actually my mother.
- Do you want to stay overnight?
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768. On the couch.
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769. No touching
- No, I would never touch you.
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770. Who's talking about here?
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771. Not so loud.
You'll wake grandmother.
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772. And Margot too.
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773. I do not want this asshole in my show.
Is the director asleep? - That's enough.
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774. - I'll never forgive you.
- Michael...
- Shut up.
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775. Well, my friend...
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776. That's enough. Thank you.
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777. Shut up, Katja.
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778. - Stop this bullshit.
- Get your hands of the Führer!
- Hundred times we've seen your act.
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779. Asshole! You are a real cunt!
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780. We'll put the Führer in each and
every broadcast, every format.
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781. Breakfast TV, celebrities dinner, everything
we can get. It will become a hit. Great.
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782. Thank you very much and
have a safe trip home.
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783. Ladies and gentlemen, were
excited about today's guest.
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784. Is it wrong to say that he conquered Germany
like a Blitz? But that's just the way it is.
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785. Make some noise for Adolf Hitler.
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786. You wanted to be a painter and it didn't
work out. Was it a lack of talent?
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787. No, it was destiny itself that
wanted me to become a politician.
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788. As these provocative rappers?
Yelling on a box?
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789. - But then when everybody's looking?
- It is not about provocation...
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790. But the welfare of the German people.
And a Führer is nothing without his people.
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791. It's like Mozart without a piano.
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792. He could fiddle with his sister.
But when we take his violin away too?
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793. - What is your piano?
- The people.
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794. - I play piano with the people.
- The black keys too?
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795. The blacks also. When it
is necessary to push them.
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796. Am I allowed to ask, what are
your plans for the future?
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797. Making Germany great again and ensure
the survival of the German people.
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798. - Do I have to go?
- Even for you, we have jobs.
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799. - Surely.
- At the Highway, for example.
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800. They always need worker. Yes, at the
toll booths. - Or for road maintenance.
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801. You must stay Hitler?
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802. Of course. Otherwise I'll get nowhere.
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803. So there is no time you
are off Hitler duty?
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804. No, no. It never happens.
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805. But there is also no time your are
off Thadeusz duty. This is your fate.
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806. - And fate has chosen you...
- You are a small screw.
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807. - In the vast machinery of time.
- But you...
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808. I am the great steering wheel.
You are a small screw.
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809. There a Germans making their way
from one jungle camp to another.
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810. It's worse than the two world wars
I have experienced.
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811. We storm toward the abyss.
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812. But we do not see it.
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813. The 2nd World War, it was not that great.
Now we have a new comedian...
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814. And he imitated Hitler! - What's wrong
with him? Why do I have these glasses on?
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815. - A famous rebel anyway, this guy...
- He said on TV that...
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816. TV is trash.
And I was like "we keep watching this!".
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817. Should we take it seriously,
or laugh?
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818. But the topics he covers are serious. And
somehow I believe he's right about them...
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819. The question is: Is Germany
ready for this kind of comedy?
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820. There is a great public debate on refugees.
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821. So no, Michael Witzigman, it's not just
the ratings, regardless of the cost.
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822. He should not be underestimated.
In the past, he talked a lot too...
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823. And put most of it into practice.
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824. I do not know if it was
positive or negative.
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825. And now you have that perfect look Hitler.
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826. The sad this is that it is
not wrong what he says.
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827. The youth poverty,
retirement poverty, unemployment.
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828. Chancellor or YouTube star?
He's got the talent for both.
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829. A child in this country
in such a country.
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830. Do I want to bring a child into this world?
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831. I think he was wonderful,
I will follow him. Check him out.
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832. Yesterday in 'Sick, Bro'...
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833. I hate you all except Hitler.
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834. Brown gold.
The bittersweet seduction of Adolf H.
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835. Of all people the Führer pinpoints the
problems. Everything is positive.
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836. Real enthusiasm everywhere.
Real enthusiasm.
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837. This looks serious.
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838. Stop that crap, dirty Jewish pig.
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839. I have not laughed that much in a while.
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840. It was a evidence of incapacity.
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841. That it took months before I even knew
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842. That there are people who feel called to continue
the work of the National Socialist party.
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843. The NPD, if you look more closely, the NPD
is only opposed to the death penalty...
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844. Finally, for the death penalty for
pedophiles. For, for justice.
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845. If you want to phrase it like that,
we are fighting only for our rights.
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846. We need a little
more democracy, yes.
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847. For someone to impose the law,
and say
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848. We will do it like that, period.
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849. You are absolutely right. It is also my kind of
democracy. Absolutely my understanding of democracy.
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850. How do you see Germany
in general? What would you change?
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851. A huge issue for us
is the reform of federal finances.
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852. And another issue is
the education politics.
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853. The government has to
have more responsibility.
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854. Finally, I feel...
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855. He doesn't seem to like it...
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856. This sledgehammer method,
us the 'right-wings'...
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857. This is not nice.
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858. You're cooking for
National Socialism since a year?
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859. For Germany, actually.
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860. We are primarily Germans
and besides that socialists.
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861. Destiny gave the German people such a
fantastic way to spread propaganda...
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862. And you use it preparing a lousy stew!
This is madness.
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863. These guys want to inherit the National Socialism?
They are nothing! Nothing! Nothing at all!
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864. Building the fourth Reich?
They could not even assemble an IKEA shelf.
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865. The political situation is good,
as perfidious as it sounds.
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866. Of course we can not be happy...
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867. If 200 to 400 asylum seekers
arrive in Munich every week.
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868. I totally agree with you. The worse the
situation, the better for people like us.
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869. - It's good politically.
- Listen.
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870. I need people like you.
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871. I want you to fight
in the next war.
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872. At the front.
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873. You would obey all my orders?
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874. Turn that thing off.
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875. If you were him, probably yes.
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876. Thinking of Germany at night
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877. Just puts all thought of sleep to flight.
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878. And that's the truth.
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879. Because of his poem
I had tears in my eyes.
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880. - How many people can you recruit?
- More than 500.
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881. More than 500? 2000?
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882. They walk ahead and bash our ideas
in the heads of the intellectuals.
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883. No problem. But they will not act
if there is no just cause.
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884. Course. The content is essential.
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885. - Most are willing to die for it.
- Naturally.
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886. - I want to die for my country.
- You see? That is what I need.
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887. - I join you.
- Men just like you.
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888. - I'm ready to strike.
- Stay strong.
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889. Stay safe, Schnappi.
Strong as Krupp steel...
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890. fast as a greyhound, tough as leather!
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891. - For Germany.
- To Germany. And the cause.
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892. - Bye, you Niggas.
- What, Nigga?
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893. Negroes.
That's modern.
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894. We're no Negroes.
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895. The Brown House in Munich
was nothing amazing back then.
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896. But this ramshackle hut in
Berlin-Köpenick was pitiful.
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897. The building itself
looked so miserable.
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898. - What is it?
- Our nameplate.
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899. Such a small plate is a sign of cowardice
in the eyes of the enemy. Step aside!
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900. Stop.
It's our office. Hello...
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901. Will you please...
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902. Are you even allowed to film here?
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903. A national movement that is
hiding behind the rules?
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904. Where is your leader?
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905. President, you mean?
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906. - Who should I announce?
- The name's Hitler.
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907. More gas. In quotation marks.
As if you should not give more gas.
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908. - That's Canal 7?
- This is for Germany.
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909. That's great. Mr. Hitler.
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910. Ulf Birne, president of the
National Democratic Party.
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911. Sit down. We have to talk.
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912. Pleasure.
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913. Do you represent the national cause?
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914. Well, you have left your
spot open for some time.
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915. I have to manage my time.
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916. But what did you do in the meantime?
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917. Our comrades...
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918. Comrades are these, we
shared the trenches with.
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919. It does not apply to
anyone here but me.
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920. We, National Democrats... - National Democrats...
National Democracy what does that even mean?
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921. What is that supposed to be?
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922. National Socialist politics requires a
notion of democracy not suitable as a name!
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923. How stupid can one be? Have you read
my book? - It is hard to find here.
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924. Is this a excuse? You regret having
read it? Or not having read it?
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925. Or did not you understand it?
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926. Could you turn off the camera?
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927. No. You've wasted enough time.
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928. Every word you utter annihilates
decades of progress for the cause.
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929. - And the race ideology?
- Germany to Ger...
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930. Whom else? The Polish?
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931. This is the best man
you had at hand?
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932. Well, good luck.
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933. Where is Mrs. Bellini office?
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934. There, but first I have to tell you...
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935. No, we'll find it. Thank you.
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936. - The cops and the prosecutor are there.
- Earlier than expected.
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937. - What can I do for you?
- The proc is there.
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938. - Göttlicher, prosecution.
- Good day, Katja Bellini.
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939. A complaint was filed
for demagoguery.
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940. Who filed the complaint?
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941. - It was anonymous.
- Oh, a traitor.
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942. What does that mean for us
concretely?
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943. Do we have to cancel the
Führer appearances?
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944. For now you can continue to broadcast.
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945. For my part I find the show sensational.
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946. His way to keep...
And this firmness.
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947. The complaint was surely
filed by leftist idiots.
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948. Do not worry,
there will surely be a dismissal.
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949. - What should we do with the dog?
- The dog?
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950. - I have to pay the bill for the dead dog.
- What dog?
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951. The dog that died during filming.
How do I enter that in the books?
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952. Depreciation?
Or losses?
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953. I'll do it.
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954. Very kind.
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955. - Heil Hitler.
- What's up?
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956. You ask me? A huge pile of shit.
Nazi shit that's what it is.
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957. And everyone shouts 'Hurray!'
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958. That's what's up! This is the most
disgusting, diabolical, inhuman thing...
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959. - You are drunk.
- You are sober.
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960. You do all that clear mind.
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961. And another thing: Do you know
what kind of people cheer for him?
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962. Not because they think he is funny
or ironic or something like that.
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963. They like what he says.
They think he is right!
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964. And now I ask you, Ms. Katja
Bellini, is that okay with you?
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965. - Or don't you care about that at all?
- And what is with all the good press?
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966. I don't know. That's written by idiots,
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967. Who are afraid to miss the double meaning.
But there is none with Mr. Hitler.
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968. Hitler is simply an asshole.
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969. A big pile of shit. And you're on
top of that brown pile of shit.
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970. - You are the pile of shit boss.
- Enough!
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971. You are not a deflated.
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972. You are not stupid,
like many others.
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973. You're obsessed with your career.
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974. - Warning.
- It was painful. Okay.
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975. Goodbye, Mrs. Goebbels.
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976. I have a confession to make.
We checked your background.
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977. So the result surely reassured you.
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978. On the one hand, yes.
We found nothing on you.
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979. - And the other side?
- We found nothing at all.
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980. As if you never existed.
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981. And you want to know
if I really existed?
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982. We must ensure that we do not work
with something like the real Hitler...
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983. - How do I say that?
- Indeed, it would be high treason.
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984. So you have never been a member
a right-wing party?
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985. On the contrary. I helped to start one.
Member 555.
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986. - A youthful mistake, I hope.
- Bullshit. In 1919, I was 30.
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987. - It was not a youthful mistake.
- 1919?
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988. When else?
I invented this trick myself.
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989. The first 500
members were imaginary...
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990. So it appeared that we had a lot of
members.
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991. Thank you for that warm welcome.
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992. I'm glad you're here.
And you're here.
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993. - How should I address you tonight?
- Mr. Hitler, that would suffice.
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994. - You can also say Mein Führer, if you want.
- You're a comedian, right?
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995. - Some see me as that.
- You feel comfortable in this role?
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996. I feel comfortable in all roles.
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997. I want to touch the people.
For this they have to listen.
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998. - Therefore I am prepared to play the fool.
- What kind of man are you?
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999. Many newspapers say you're crazy.
What do you think of that?
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1000. - Do I look like a fool?
- A little yes.
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1001. - Your eyes scare me.
- I can not do otherwise.
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1002. - I am what I am.
- You think this is funny?
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1003. Comic are the circumstances we live in. - I
doubt that anything you do is justified.
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1004. Look what we found in
the clips you've shot.
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1005. - What? What clip?
- Please look.
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1006. - I must be able to trust people.
- You are not allowed to do this.
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1007. - You have no right.
- What is it?
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1008. - That's you!
- My dog...
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1009. You think this is funny?
We're supposed to laugh at that?
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1010. It was an accident.
It was not so bad.
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1011. Yes, it was serious. Where did they get
that? - That's what I'm asking you!
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1012. This is your kind of humor?
Why did you make this video?
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1013. I shot this
dog because the dog sought it.
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1014. It had bitten my finger.
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1015. What I did, I would do to you. Do you
know what I would do to your studio ..?
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1016. I refuse to be fired
because of a dog.
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1017. CRAZY TV-HITLER FINALLY HE'S FIRED
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1018. - Tragic. You have done your best.
- No false pity.
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1019. I think Mr. Sensenbrink was honest.
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1020. Everything is possible on TV.
The viewer forgives almost anything.
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1021. But to kill a little dog?
The German soul will not forgive that.
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1022. My wife and I got sick, seeing that.
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1023. I wish you the best.
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1024. You are in command now.
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1025. Do not disappoint me.
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1026. Certainly not.
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1027. Hello. The station canceled
the hotel, can we sleep here?
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1028. Please.
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1029. Thank you, Madam.
Your help will...
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1030. - Coming?
- in history.
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1031. The path taken by destiny to
reach its destination is amazing.
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1032. It promotes moments of crisis...
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1033. And gives me the courage to
write a second great book.
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1034. - What are you doing?
- I am writing a new book.
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1035. - And?
- Completely crazy.
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1036. It describes how he wakes up in the modern
Berlin. I am in it, you are in it.
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1037. There's potential for a movie.
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1038. I have a condition.
I want to film the adaptation of the book.
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1039. The success was instant.
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1040. NO HITLER = NO AUDIENCE
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1041. 'LOOK WHO'S BACK'
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1042. I respect the way Hitler
adapts to the new world.
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1043. I don't kill anyone if it is
not absolutely necessary.
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1044. Do not be afraid.
I am a nice guy.
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1045. The Facebook casting for my new
bodyguards seemed promising.
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1046. But the first
material left much to be desired.
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1047. My God.
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1048. And 30 more. Until you stop laughing.
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1049. It amuses you?
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1050. Go, enjoy it.
Are you having fun?
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1051. Doesn't seem so funny anymore.
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1052. Louder.
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1053. 3 MONTHS LATER
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1054. Mr. Sensenbrink, are ratings are
not even measurable anymore.
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1055. Revenues from advertising are almost nil...
The liquidity of our station...
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1056. The Witzigman show
will keep us afloat.
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1057. Now we will broadcast
'Sick, Bro' five times a week.
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1058. Witzigman works for Sat1 now.
'Sick, Bro' no longer exists.
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1059. The ones that stay are Rugemon...
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1060. Lummlich...
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1061. Mancello.
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1062. And Nils.
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1063. What do you think you're doing?
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1064. 'Sick, Bro' no longer exists?
I created that show!
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1065. You're a bunch of incompetent losers!
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1066. How am I supposed run a TV channel
if you all sabotage me?
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1067. Out.
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1068. Out, small light.
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1069. Should we bring Hitler back?
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1070. The people just can't hold
a grudge against Hitler.
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1071. Even the haters buy his new book.
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1072. - Just to read about his latest escapades.
- You can not do that.
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1073. The book is selling like hotcakes.
They are working on a movie adaptation.
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1074. We should get in on that.
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1075. - You have always been against Hitler.
- Of course.
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1076. But at that time I was not in charge.
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1077. This looks great.
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1078. This will be projected on the big screen?
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1079. Who are you, anyway?
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1080. - Cut. Stop.
- Who walked on the set?
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1081. I thought you...
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1082. Great, eh? A silicone mask.
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1083. - Is that the real Sensenbrink?
- It's him.
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1084. I wanted to see how you're doing.
I always believed in you.
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1085. The time is right.
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1086. You want one? Clever, eh,
with the mustache as a title?
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1087. Awesome.
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1088. And the funny thing: its price is 19.33.
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1089. - As the year 1933.
- I understood.
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1090. Christoph Sensenbrink, this
is Christoph Sensenbrink.
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1091. I have waited so long for this moment.
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1092. - I dream like you now.
- He plays my role?
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1093. But nobody knows him.
Why not Benno Fürmann or Bruno Ganz...
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1094. For such a small role?
That would be silly.
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1095. - You already have a station for broadcast?
- We are currently negotiating.
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1096. Pro7, RTL, ZDF, you name it
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1097. I know.
All bark and no bite.
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1098. You need a strong partner.
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1099. We will raise your budget by one million
and distribute your film. Everyone wins.
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1100. I'll be right back, Grandma.
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1101. We finally succeeded..
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1102. Will you take off your coat, Mr. Hitler?
You're welcome.
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1103. - Sorry to march in on you.
- It's impossible.
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1104. It's an honor. Your granddaughter
is an admirable woman.
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1105. This is Hitler.
Do something!
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1106. It's not true, Mrs. Krömeier.
She thinks he's the real deal.
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1107. Think of your family.
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1108. All these people. Dead.
Do something.
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1109. These days also make me angry.
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1110. I will ensure that no
English bomber...
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1111. Who is talking about bombs?
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1112. None of them died because of the bombs
You've gassed them.
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1113. - It's funny. Satirical.
- He looks the same.
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1114. It is the same speech.
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1115. At the time, people also have
laughed at him, at first.
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1116. I know who you are.
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1117. I have not forgotten.
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1118. - Mrs.
- Outside.
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1119. Outside, you vermin.
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1120. Awful. Awful...
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1121. Ms. Krömeier is Jewish.
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1122. I'm surprised.
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1123. - It's not that.
- You are disappointed.
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1124. I should have been harder on this
old Jewish harpy. I understand.
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1125. But as a politician
one has to set priorities.
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1126. It's like the Olympic Games in 1936. No
persecution of Jews for 3 weeks.
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1127. You can not once
forget the role?
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1128. I understand that you like Ms. Krömeier.
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1129. I understand it, Sawatzki.
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1130. Perhaps there is not to much
Jewish blood in her veins.
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1131. The body can absorb some Jewry.
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1132. My God, what kind
of man are you?
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1133. Now the three boys arrive.
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1134. Yes, but what happened before?
How did you get here?
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1135. - What happened before?
- I do not know.
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1136. What? You have been teleported,
or what?
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1137. What do you think, Fabian?
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1138. Didn't you ask yourself
where he came from?
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1139. A time travel?
Or he escaped from an asylum?
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1140. - Let me pass.
- No.
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1141. Stand back.
Don't you recognize me?
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1142. How?
Because of that mustache?
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1143. You stab Germany in the back.
You are a pig.
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1144. A pig who does not deserve to live.
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1145. You gave us a fright.
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1146. Mrs. Bellini.
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1147. - What is this?
- It's all for you.
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1148. Look, Boris Becker. They all wish you a
good recovery.
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1149. - Why?
- Why?
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1150. You were beaten up by neo-Nazis.
You are a hero of democracy.
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1151. That's what Sigmar Gabriel said.
You're a hero.
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1152. - Everything okay?
- I could not help laughing.
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1153. These amateurs.
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1154. Yes, these are enough.
It starts to rain.
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1155. Let's finish the shoot!
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1156. He just is lying there.
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1157. HISTORIC LOCATION OF 'THE FÜHRER BUNKER'
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1158. Where is he? - What are you doing
here? You should be at the set.
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1159. He is real. I do not know how and why,
but this is the real Adolf Hitler...
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1160. Yes, he is very authentic.
But we already know that a long time.
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1161. You do not get it. It is Adolf Hitler,
not a comedian.
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1162. Why don't you listen to me?
He is Hitler.
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1163. - I do not understand you.
- History is going to repeat itself.
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1164. How can I be more clear?
He has to be stopped. Do something.
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1165. - My God, we have...
- Take a deep breath, okay?
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1166. There is no time to lose.
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1167. - I do not want any trouble...
- Good. We neither.
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1168. Stop it.
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1169. You've done fine. Very fine.
You are good Germans. Thank you.
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1170. - I wondered where you were.
- You're him. You are him.
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1171. I have never claimed otherwise.
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1172. I am destined to separate myself
from my dearest companions.
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1173. This way!
Yes, history repeats itself.
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1174. You are trying again to fool
the people once again with your propaganda.
Oh Sawatzki...
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1175. You do not understand.
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1176. In 1933 the people have not
been deceived by some kind of propaganda.
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1177. A Führer was elected
and he outlined his plans with clarity.
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1178. The Germans elected me.
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1179. Move.
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1180. - You are a monster.
- Am I?
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1181. If so you have to condemn
those who elected this monster.
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1182. Were they all monsters?
They were ordinary people.
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1183. They chose to entrusted their
country to an extraordinary man.
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1184. What do you want to do?
Prohibit elections?
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1185. No. But I'll stop you.
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1186. You never asked yourself
why people follow me?
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1187. For the bottom of themselves,
they are like me.
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1188. They share the same values.
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1189. And that's why you
are not going to shoot.
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1190. You can not get rid of me.
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1191. I am part of you.
Of all of you.
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1192. And not everything was bad.
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1193. And that was the last scene!
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1194. Silence. The boss wants to speak.
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1195. It's great that everyone
celebrates.
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1196. But we must also think of our companions...
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1197. That are no longer present.
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1198. A comedy about Hitler,
will it work?
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1199. There were German comedies
before and after Hitler.
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1200. It has given us a new
dimension to entertainment.
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1201. Not even Loriot managed to do that.
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1202. What would happen if the real Hitler
came back? Would history repeat itself?
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1203. For 70 years everyone is fixated on this.
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1204. Students are tired of hearing
about the Third Reich.
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1205. We should have a little more confidence.
Thank you.
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1206. He's back He's back here again
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1207. He's back I was told
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1208. That he hasn't met me yet
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1209. I do not understand
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1210. I wonder:
What has happened?
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1211. He's back, but not with me
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1212. And he does not ring my door
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1213. All the people in town
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1214. Have seen him
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1215. He's back:
What has happened?
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1216. In all letters, we wrote
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1217. Of happiness
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1218. And how it would be for the both of us
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1219. But one day no letter returned
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1220. Is it over? Is it over?
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1221. I have nothing against foreigner, I have nothing
against Turks or the Syrians. The problem is that...
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1222. Everything has a deeper meaning. Put in a
nutshell, the circumstances are excellent for me
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1223. In Germany, in Europe,
worldwide.
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1224. The Austrian government is a puppet.
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1225. Those who travel to Sweden
have to adapt.
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1226. Riots in front of a center for refugees.
A building is on fire.
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1227. It's going to change our country.
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1228. It is the ghost of Islam.
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1229. They come from Tunisia and Morocco,
where we Germans go on vacation.
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1230. We are the people
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1231. I can work with that.
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1232. We are the people!
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1233. DonPizza
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