- 1. Hey, honey! How 'bout it!
- 2. Oh, God! It was...
- 3. You know what?
You should come with us next time.
- 4. No, man. I don't like Zoos.
- 5. Oh, man!
But the kids go apeshit for it.
- 6. Yeah, well, I don't see
my kids that much.
- 7. Besides, it's depressing.
- 8. What? Getting up close to animals?
- 9. I mean, where the hell else you going
to get that close to a cheetah?
- 10. Yeah, that cheetah can run
like a motherfucker, but in a Zoo,
- 11. they ain't got enough room
to hit second gear.
- 12. I mean it ain't like they're
in their natural habitat.
- 13. Yeah, no shit, man.
- 14. That's cause they'd be dead
if they were in their natural habitat.
- 15. These animals have been rescued.
- 16. Usually injured or something in like the...
you know, the wild, or blind.
- 17. No shit?
- 18. No shit.
- 19. See? I didn't know that.
- 20. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
- 21. That's even more depressing.
- 22. That's what I'm talking about.
- 23. A blind ass cheetah
bumping into trees and shit.
- 24. That shit's fucked up.
- 25. I didn't say the cheetah was blind.
- 26. Well, then what's blind?
- 27. Nothing's blind.
It's just an example.
- 28. Well, then that's a fucked up example
of some shit right there, man.
- 29. That's what I'm talking about.
- 30. Blind cheetahs is a shit.
- 31. I just meant...
- 32. Look, go get the food!
- 33. Hey! And remember, we pay half!
- 34. Yeah, I know.
- 35. And get me a large coke too!
- 36. You get it... Captain DucheBag.
- 37. OK...
Small salad, a bottle of water...
- 38. That's it!
Small salad, a bottle of water...
- 39. All units respond to APB 211!
- 40. Suspect last seen heading
Western Alameda in a red delivery van.
- 41. white male, six feet tall,
yellow jumpsuit, red hair and shoes.
- 42. Answers to the name Ronald.
Considered armed and dangerous.
- 43. Sweet Jesus!
- 44. - Hey, hurry up!
- Go, go, go, go!
- 45. Watch out! Watch out!
- 46. OK, people!
Listen to me, please!
- 47. Hands and feet inside the car!
No snacks, and certainly
- 48. no feeding the animals! Grr!
- 49. There's a lot to see going on.
Have a lovely time to get! Here... we go!
- 50. Just on your right is a rare,
- 51. but simply gorgeous
little reptilian friend.
- 52. It's our french crocodile.
- 53. And no, you won't see
any handbag or...
- 54. This guy sucks, Haribo!
- 55. Yeah! Let's get outta here!
Come on, let's go!
- 56. Let's go ride a lion!
- 57. Ha-ha! Look at the big pussy head!
Big pussy. Ha-ha!
- 58. Ho-ho-ho! That is no way
to treat our animal, friends.
- 59. And would you like it
if I pull my panty holes down,
- 60. and shook my hiney
in your faces, hm?
- 61. Roger that. You, guys, look out
for a blue recycle vehicle!
- 62. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!
Just keep your eyes on the road!
- 63. I've my eyes on the road,
but I get to watch inside at once.
- 64. Wow, Esso girl in that white outfit
is looking pretty good today!
- 65. Well, I wouldn't give it...
- 66. Save your energy, dude!
- 67. You think she gives a damn
about classic recipe anymore?
- 68. Fuck off!
Sour is the new "Hot'n Spicy".
- 69. Ah, you can both forget it.
- 70. You're pretty hard to forget.
- 71. Nice mustache!
- 72. It only tickles for a little while.
- 73. Hey, rolling, rolling!
- 74. I broke some rubber, dude!
- 75. That was almost green.
That was green.
- 76. Godness!
Where is a cop when you need one?
- 77. Here we go. Watcha! Ha-ha!
- 78. Wow! That's crazy!
- 79. You deserve that, you bastard!
- 80. God damn it! Watch out!
- 81. Crash it, fucking truck!
- 82. Fuck me!
- 83. Oh, my Christ!
- 84. Oh, this dick'd better be alive!
- 85. OK, boys!
Let's round him up!
- 86. Oh, fuck shit is going down.
- 87. Alright, boys!
Show him how we're doing it down here!
- 88. Suspect vehicle insight.
Vehicle disabled blocked in...
- 89. Wow! Check it out, dude!
- 90. Cops, dude.
- 91. - Awesome!
- Check it out!
- 92. Jesus, look at all the guns!
We should get one.
- 93. We could sell all the shit.
We're gonna be so rich.
- 94. Hello, hostage!
- 95. Oh, shit!
- 96. Back off, you sons of bitches!
- 97. Hold your fire, boy!
- 98. I'll shoot every last one here!
- 99. You don't want to see
big boy's brain splattered, do you?
- 100. I'll shoot every last one of you,
right between the eyes!
- 101. God damn it!
- 102. Stay cool, little man!
Just stay cool, bro!
- 103. You know, old Ronald count it.
Now, this's gonna be just fine.
- 104. We just gonna... ahh!
- 105. Oh, you fucking rat!
- 106. I'll kill last every one of you
in this god damn hell hole!
- 107. No, no, no, no!
- 108. This clown is all mine!
- 109. Are you kidding me?
- 110. Woohoo! Merry Christmas!
Taste this, you sons of bitches!
- 111. Fuck me!
- 112. Fuck me!
- 113. Oh, Jesus Christ!
- 114. Dispather, where the hell is SWAT?
- 115. - SWAT, what's your ETA?
- We're landing...
- 116. Shoot that son of the bitch
in the head,
- 117. number one!
- 118. You got a shot, you take it.
- 119. What the fuck was that?
- 120. Put a bullet in
- 121. his brain, sniper one.
- 122. Stay with me!
- 123. We'll be fine.
- 124. That's a God damn earthquake.
- 125. Now!
- 126. Oh, shit!
- 127. You're mine now, clown.
- 128. Come and get it, Pork Chop!
- 129. You are mine now, clowney!
- 130. Come on, come on, wherever you are!
- 131. Hello, asshole!
- 132. Sorry for killing you, bro!
- 133. - Come on! Get in!
- Cool! Cop-car!
- 134. Turn on the siren!
- 135. Losers!
- 136. You white trash!
- 137. Look at me, mom!
- 138. No!
- 139. No, no, no, no!
- 140. Oh! We have to
get out of here alive.
- 141. It's all falling down.
- 142. We're gonna make it.
- 143. Dear God, we're gonna make it.
- 144. - We're alive.
- 145. What the...
- 146. I DON'T WANT TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE
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