1. Hey, honey! How 'bout it!Copy !req
2. Oh, God! It was...Copy !req
3. You know what?
You should come with us next time.Copy !req
4. No, man. I don't like Zoos.Copy !req
5. Oh, man!
But the kids go apeshit for it.Copy !req
6. Yeah, well, I don't see
my kids that much.Copy !req
7. Besides, it's depressing.Copy !req
8. What? Getting up close to animals?Copy !req
9. I mean, where the hell else you going
to get that close to a cheetah?Copy !req
10. Yeah, that cheetah can run
like a motherfucker, but in a Zoo,Copy !req
11. they ain't got enough room
to hit second gear.Copy !req
12. I mean it ain't like they're
in their natural habitat.Copy !req
13. Yeah, no shit, man.Copy !req
14. That's cause they'd be dead
if they were in their natural habitat.Copy !req
15. These animals have been rescued.Copy !req
16. Usually injured or something in like the...
you know, the wild, or blind.Copy !req
17. No shit?Copy !req
18. No shit.Copy !req
19. See? I didn't know that.Copy !req
20. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.Copy !req
21. That's even more depressing.Copy !req
22. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
23. A blind ass cheetah
bumping into trees and shit.Copy !req
24. That shit's fucked up.Copy !req
25. I didn't say the cheetah was blind.Copy !req
26. Well, then what's blind?Copy !req
27. Nothing's blind.
It's just an example.Copy !req
28. Well, then that's a fucked up example
of some shit right there, man.Copy !req
29. That's what I'm talking about.Copy !req
30. Blind cheetahs is a shit.Copy !req
31. I just meant...Copy !req
32. Look, go get the food!Copy !req
33. Hey! And remember, we pay half!Copy !req
34. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
35. And get me a large coke too!Copy !req
36. You get it... Captain DucheBag.Copy !req
37. OK...
Small salad, a bottle of water...Copy !req
38. That's it!
Small salad, a bottle of water...Copy !req
39. All units respond to APB 211!Copy !req
40. Suspect last seen heading
Western Alameda in a red delivery van.Copy !req
41. white male, six feet tall,
yellow jumpsuit, red hair and shoes.Copy !req
42. Answers to the name Ronald.
Considered armed and dangerous.Copy !req
43. Sweet Jesus!Copy !req
44. - Hey, hurry up!
- Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
45. Watch out! Watch out!Copy !req
46. OK, people!
Listen to me, please!Copy !req
47. Hands and feet inside the car!
No snacks, and certainlyCopy !req
48. no feeding the animals! Grr!Copy !req
49. There's a lot to see going on.
Have a lovely time to get! Here... we go!Copy !req
50. Just on your right is a rare,Copy !req
51. but simply gorgeous
little reptilian friend.Copy !req
52. It's our french crocodile.Copy !req
53. And no, you won't see
any handbag or...Copy !req
54. This guy sucks, Haribo!Copy !req
55. Yeah! Let's get outta here!
Come on, let's go!Copy !req
56. Let's go ride a lion!Copy !req
57. Ha-ha! Look at the big pussy head!
Big pussy. Ha-ha!Copy !req
58. Ho-ho-ho! That is no way
to treat our animal, friends.Copy !req
59. And would you like it
if I pull my panty holes down,Copy !req
60. and shook my hiney
in your faces, hm?Copy !req
61. Roger that. You, guys, look out
for a blue recycle vehicle!Copy !req
62. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!
Just keep your eyes on the road!Copy !req
63. I've my eyes on the road,
but I get to watch inside at once.Copy !req
64. Wow, Esso girl in that white outfit
is looking pretty good today!Copy !req
65. Well, I wouldn't give it...Copy !req
66. Save your energy, dude!Copy !req
67. You think she gives a damn
about classic recipe anymore?Copy !req
68. Fuck off!
Sour is the new "Hot'n Spicy".Copy !req
69. Ah, you can both forget it.
Trust me!Copy !req
70. You're pretty hard to forget.Copy !req
71. Nice mustache!Copy !req
72. It only tickles for a little while.Copy !req
73. Hey, rolling, rolling!Copy !req
74. I broke some rubber, dude!Copy !req
75. That was almost green.
That was green.Copy !req
76. Godness!
Where is a cop when you need one?Copy !req
77. Here we go. Watcha! Ha-ha!Copy !req
78. Wow! That's crazy!Copy !req
79. You deserve that, you bastard!Copy !req
80. God damn it! Watch out!Copy !req
81. Crash it, fucking truck!Copy !req
82. Fuck me!Copy !req
83. Oh, my Christ!Copy !req
84. Oh, this dick'd better be alive!Copy !req
85. OK, boys!
Let's round him up!Copy !req
86. Oh, fuck shit is going down.Copy !req
87. Alright, boys!
Show him how we're doing it down here!Copy !req
88. Suspect vehicle insight.
Vehicle disabled blocked in...Copy !req
89. Wow! Check it out, dude!Copy !req
90. Cops, dude.Copy !req
91. - Awesome!
- Check it out!Copy !req
92. Jesus, look at all the guns!
We should get one.Copy !req
93. We could sell all the shit.
We're gonna be so rich.Copy !req
94. Hello, hostage!Copy !req
95. Oh, shit!Copy !req
96. Back off, you sons of bitches!Copy !req
97. Hold your fire, boy!Copy !req
98. I'll shoot every last one here!Copy !req
99. You don't want to see
big boy's brain splattered, do you?Copy !req
100. I'll shoot every last one of you,
right between the eyes!Copy !req
101. God damn it!Copy !req
102. Stay cool, little man!
Just stay cool, bro!Copy !req
103. You know, old Ronald count it.
Now, this's gonna be just fine.Copy !req
104. We just gonna... ahh!Copy !req
105. Oh, you fucking rat!
Jesus Christ!Copy !req
106. I'll kill last every one of you
in this god damn hell hole!Copy !req
107. No, no, no, no!
Hold it!Copy !req
108. This clown is all mine!Copy !req
109. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
110. Woohoo! Merry Christmas!
Taste this, you sons of bitches!Copy !req
111. Fuck me!Copy !req
112. Fuck me!Copy !req
113. Oh, Jesus Christ!Copy !req
114. Dispather, where the hell is SWAT?Copy !req
115. - SWAT, what's your ETA?
- We're landing...Copy !req
116. Shoot that son of the bitch
in the head,Copy !req
117. number one!Copy !req
118. You got a shot, you take it.Copy !req
119. What the fuck was that?Copy !req
120. Put a bullet inCopy !req
121. his brain, sniper one.Copy !req
122. Stay with me!Copy !req
123. We'll be fine.Copy !req
124. That's a God damn earthquake.
Run!Copy !req
125. Now!Copy !req
126. Oh, shit!Copy !req
127. You're mine now, clown.Copy !req
128. Come and get it, Pork Chop!Copy !req
129. You are mine now, clowney!Copy !req
130. Come on, come on, wherever you are!Copy !req
131. Hello, asshole!Copy !req
132. Sorry for killing you, bro!Copy !req
133. - Come on! Get in!
- Cool! Cop-car!Copy !req
134. Turn on the siren!Copy !req
135. Losers!Copy !req
136. You white trash!Copy !req
137. Look at me, mom!Copy !req
138. No!Copy !req
139. No, no, no, no!
Ah!Copy !req
140. Oh! We have to
get out of here alive.Copy !req
141. It's all falling down.Copy !req
142. We're gonna make it.Copy !req
143. Dear God, we're gonna make it.Copy !req
144. - We're alive.
- Awesome!Copy !req
145. What the...Copy !req
146. I DON'T WANT TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE
The Ink SpotsCopy !req