1. Little shop
Little shop of horrorsCopy !req
2. Little shop
Little shop of terrorCopy !req
3. Call a cop
Little shop of horrorsCopy !req
4. No, oh, oh, noCopy !req
5. Little shop
Little shop of horrorsCopy !req
6. Bop she-bop
Little shop of terrorCopy !req
7. Watch 'em drop
Little shop of horrorsCopy !req
8. No, oh, oh, noCopy !req
9. Shing-a-ling
What a creepy thing to be happeningCopy !req
10. - Look out, look out
- Look out, look outCopy !req
11. Shang-a-lang
Feel the sturm and drang in the airCopy !req
12. Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
13. Sha-la-la-la
Stop right where you areCopy !req
14. Don't you move a thingCopy !req
15. You better
You betterCopy !req
16. Tellin' you you betterCopy !req
17. Tell your mama
Something's gonna get herCopy !req
18. She better
Everybody better bewareCopy !req
19. Ooh, here it comes, babyCopy !req
20. Tell the world, babyCopy !req
21. Oh, oh, noCopy !req
22. Oh, hit the dirt, babyCopy !req
23. Red alert, babyCopy !req
24. Oh, oh, no
Oh, oh, noCopy !req
25. Alley-oop
Haul it off the stoopCopy !req
26. Child, I'm warnin' youCopy !req
27. - Look out, look out
- Look out, look outCopy !req
28. Run away
Child you gonna pay if you stay, yeahCopy !req
29. Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
30. Look around
Something's comin' downCopy !req
31. Down the street for youCopy !req
32. You betcha
You betchaCopy !req
33. You betcha butt
You betchaCopy !req
34. Best believe it
Something's come to get yaCopy !req
35. You betcha
You better watch your back in this townCopy !req
36. Come-a, come-a, come-aCopy !req
37. Little shop
Little shop of horrorsCopy !req
38. Bop she-bop
You'll never stop the terrorCopy !req
39. Little shop
Little shop of horrorsCopy !req
40. No, oh, oh, no
Oh, oh, noCopy !req
41. Oh, oh, noCopy !req
42. Seymour, what's going on down there?Copy !req
43. Very little, Mr. Mushnik!Copy !req
44. Uh.Copy !req
45. - Until the weekend.Copy !req
46. And at his press conference today,
President Kennedy fielded questions...Copy !req
47. concerning last Thursday's
total eclipse of the sun...Copy !req
48. an unprecedented astrological
phenomenon which has baffled the nation.Copy !req
49. Ah! So, she finally decides to come to work!Copy !req
50. Uh, good morning, Mr. Mushnik.Copy !req
51. What morning? It's almost closing time.
Not that we had a customer.Copy !req
52. Seymour, what in the name of God
is going on down there?Copy !req
53. Unh, Audrey, would you go down
and see what he's...Copy !req
54. Audrey. Audrey,
where did you get that shiner?Copy !req
55. Uh... Uh, shiner?Copy !req
56. Audrey, that greasy boyfriend of yours
is beating up on you again?Copy !req
57. Look, I know it's none of my business...Copy !req
58. but I'm beginning to think
he's maybe not such a nice boy.Copy !req
59. I got these pots unloaded for you, Mr...Copy !req
60. Seymour,
look what you've done to the inventory!Copy !req
61. Don't yell at Seymour, Mr. Mushnik.Copy !req
62. - Hi, Audrey. You look radiant today.
- Oh.Copy !req
63. Is that new eye makeup?Copy !req
64. Uh...Copy !req
65. I'll help him clean it up
before any of the customers get here.Copy !req
66. That should give you plenty of time.Copy !req
67. Oh, God, what an existence I got.
Misfit employees, bums on the sidewalk...Copy !req
68. business is lousy. My life is a living hell!Copy !req
69. Hey, you. Urchins!Copy !req
70. Shoo! Shoo! Move! Move!Copy !req
71. Move! Go away! No loitering!Copy !req
72. Man, I wasn't loitering. Were you, Crystal?Copy !req
73. Not me, Ronette. Were you, Chiffon?Copy !req
74. You ought to be in school!Copy !req
75. Yeah, well we on a split shift.Copy !req
76. Right! We went to school until fifth grade,
then we split.Copy !req
77. So? How do you intend to better yourselves?Copy !req
78. Better ourselves? You heard what he said?
Better ourselves?Copy !req
79. Mister, when you're from Skid Row,
ain't no such thing.Copy !req
80. Alarm goes off at 7Copy !req
81. And you start uptownCopy !req
82. You put in your eight hoursCopy !req
83. For the powersCopy !req
84. That have always beenCopy !req
85. Sing it, child.Copy !req
86. 'Til it's 5 p.m.Copy !req
87. Then you goCopy !req
88. Downtown
Where the folks are brokeCopy !req
89. You go downtown
Where your life's a jokeCopy !req
90. You go downtown
Where you buy your tokenCopy !req
91. You goCopy !req
92. Home to Skid RowCopy !req
93. Yes you goCopy !req
94. - Downtown
- Where the cabs don't stopCopy !req
95. - Downtown
- Where the food is slopCopy !req
96. Downtown
Where the hop-heads flop in the snowCopy !req
97. Down on Skid RowCopy !req
98. Uptown you cater to a million jerksCopy !req
99. Uptown you're messengers
And mailroom clerksCopy !req
100. Eating all your lunches at the hot-dog cartsCopy !req
101. The bosses take your money
And they break your heartsCopy !req
102. And uptown you cater to a million whoresCopy !req
103. You disinfect terrazzo on their bathroom floorsCopy !req
104. The jobs are really menial
You make no breadCopy !req
105. - And then at 5:00 you head
- By subwayCopy !req
106. Downtown
Where the guys are dripsCopy !req
107. - Downtown
- Where they rip your slipsCopy !req
108. - Downtown
- Where relationships are no goCopy !req
109. - Down on Skid Row
- Down on Skid RowCopy !req
110. Down on Skid RowCopy !req
111. Poor
All my life I've always been poorCopy !req
112. I keep askin' God what I'm forCopy !req
113. And he tells me
Gee, I'm not sureCopy !req
114. Sweep that floor, kid!Copy !req
115. Oh!
I started life as an orphanCopy !req
116. A child of the street
Here on Skid RowCopy !req
117. He took me in, gave me shelter
A bed, crust of bread and a jobCopy !req
118. Treats me like dirt
Calls me a slobCopy !req
119. Which I amCopy !req
120. So I liveCopy !req
121. DowntownCopy !req
122. That's your home address
You liveCopy !req
123. DowntownCopy !req
124. When your life's a mess
You liveCopy !req
125. DowntownCopy !req
126. Where depression's just status quoCopy !req
127. Down on Skid RowCopy !req
128. Someone show me a way to get outta hereCopy !req
129. 'Cause I constantly pray I'll get outta hereCopy !req
130. Please won't somebody say I'll get outta hereCopy !req
131. Someone give me my shot
Or I'll rot hereCopy !req
132. - Downtown, there's no rules for us
- Show me how and I will, I'll get outta hereCopy !req
133. - Downtown, 'cause it's dangerous
- I'll start climbin' up hill and get outta hereCopy !req
134. - Downtown, where the rainbow's just a no-show
- Someone tell me I still could get outta hereCopy !req
135. Someone tell lady luck that I'm stuck hereCopy !req
136. Gee it sure would be swell to get out of hereCopy !req
137. Bid the gutter farewell and get outta hereCopy !req
138. I'd move heaven and hell to get outta SkidCopy !req
139. I'd do I-don't-know-what to get outta SkidCopy !req
140. But a hell of a lot to get outta SkidCopy !req
141. People tell me there's not a way outta SkidCopy !req
142. But believe me I gotta get outta Skid RowCopy !req
143. Six o'clock and we haven't sold
so much as a fern.Copy !req
144. - All right!
Aah.Copy !req
145. That's it! Forget it.
Don't bother coming in tomorrow.Copy !req
146. - Aah. You don't mean...
You can't...Copy !req
147. Wha...? What don't I mean?
I'm through. Forget it.Copy !req
148. - Kaput.
- You can't.Copy !req
149. Kaput! Extinct. I'm closing
this God-and-customer-forsaken place.Copy !req
150. - Ah.
- Mr. Mushnik...Copy !req
151. forgive me for saying so, sir,
but has it ever occurred to you...Copy !req
152. that maybe what the firm needs
is to move in a new direction?Copy !req
153. Uh, what Seymour's trying to say is...Copy !req
154. Uh, Seymour,
why don't you run downstairs and bring up...Copy !req
155. that strange and interesting new plant
you've been working on?Copy !req
156. You see, Mr. Mushnik...Copy !req
157. some of those exotic plants
Seymour's been tinkering around with...Copy !req
158. are really unusual.Copy !req
159. And we thought maybe some of
those strange and interesting new plants...Copy !req
160. prominently displayed and advertised,
would attract business.Copy !req
161. I'm afraid it isn't feeling very well today.Copy !req
162. There. Now, isn't that bizarre?Copy !req
163. At least.Copy !req
164. What kind of a weirdo plant
is that, Seymour?Copy !req
165. I don't know.
I think it's some kind of flytrap...Copy !req
166. but I haven't been able to identify it
in any of my books.Copy !req
167. I gave it my own name though.
I call it an Audrey II.Copy !req
168. - After me?
- I hope you don't mind.Copy !req
169. You see, sir, if you were to put a strange
and interesting plant like this...Copy !req
170. here in the window, then maybe...Copy !req
171. Maybe what? Maybe what?Copy !req
172. Do you have any idea
how ridiculous you sound?Copy !req
173. Just because you put a strange
and interesting plant...Copy !req
174. in the window, people don't suddenly...Copy !req
175. Excuse me. I couldn't help noticing
that strange and interesting plant.Copy !req
176. - What is it?
- It's an Audrey II.Copy !req
177. - I've never seen anything like it before.
- No one has.Copy !req
178. Where did you get it?Copy !req
179. Well...Copy !req
180. you remember that total eclipse of the sun
about a week ago?Copy !req
181. Da-dooCopy !req
182. I was walking in the wholesale
flower district that day.Copy !req
183. Shoop da-dooCopy !req
184. And I passed by this place
where this old Chinese man...Copy !req
185. Chang da-dooCopy !req
186. He sometimes sells
me weird and exotic cuttings...Copy !req
187. Snip da-dooCopy !req
188. Because he knows, you see,
that strange plants are my hobby.Copy !req
189. Da-da-da da-da da-dooCopy !req
190. He didn't have anything unusual there that day.Copy !req
191. Nope, da-dooCopy !req
192. So I was just about to, you know, walk on by.Copy !req
193. Good for youCopy !req
194. Ooh, ooh, she-shoo-bop
Shoo-bopCopy !req
195. When suddenly,
and without warning, there was this:Copy !req
196. Total eclipse of the sunCopy !req
197. It got very dark.Copy !req
198. And there was this strange humming sound
like something from another world.Copy !req
199. Da-dooCopy !req
200. And when the light came back
this weird plant was just sitting there.Copy !req
201. Oops-ee-dooCopy !req
202. Just, you know, stuck in, among the zinnias.Copy !req
203. Audrey IICopy !req
204. I could have sworn it hadn't been there before.Copy !req
205. But the old Chinese man
sold it to me anyways...Copy !req
206. for a dollar ninety-five.Copy !req
207. Sha la la, la la la, la la la
DooCopy !req
208. Well, that's an unusual story,
and a fascinating plant.Copy !req
209. Oh, while I'm here,
I might as well take $50 worth of roses.Copy !req
210. Fifty dollars?Copy !req
211. Can you break a hundred?Copy !req
212. A hundred? Uh, no.Copy !req
213. Well, then I'll just have to take
twice as many, won't I?Copy !req
214. - Twice as many?
- Twice as many?Copy !req
215. Twice as many!Copy !req
216. Twice as many.Copy !req
217. That plant in the window,
it's simply amazing!Copy !req
218. That plant in the window,
wherever did you get it?Copy !req
219. - Look, there it is, Marge.
- Oh, my gosh, it's peculiar.Copy !req
220. Aah.Copy !req
221. Thank you!
Thank you very much, sir! Thank you!Copy !req
222. Thank you! Come again!Copy !req
223. Come and look at the weirdo plant
some more!Copy !req
224. It's just gonna get bigger
and more interesting. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
225. What, what, what?
Just don't stand there! Quick, quick!Copy !req
226. Put the plant back in the...
Oh, what did you call it?Copy !req
227. Audrey II.Copy !req
228. Put that Audrey II back in the window
where the passersby can see it.Copy !req
229. Oh, my God!Copy !req
230. I never thought this could happen!
Oh, my children...Copy !req
231. I'm taking us all out to dinner tonight!Copy !req
232. Oh, I'd love to, Mr. Mushnik,
but I have a date.Copy !req
233. With that same "nogoodnik"?Copy !req
234. I'm telling you, Audrey, you don't need
a date with him. You need major medical.Copy !req
235. He's a rebel, Mr. Mushnik, but he...
He makes good money.Copy !req
236. Besides...Copy !req
237. he's the only fellow I got.Copy !req
238. Enjoy dinner. Good night, Seymour.Copy !req
239. Good night, Audrey.Copy !req
240. Poor girl.Copy !req
241. Are we still going out?Copy !req
242. You're not going anywhere, Krelborn.Copy !req
243. You're staying right here
and taking care of that sick plant!Copy !req
244. I told you it's been giving me trouble.
The Audrey II is not a healthy girl.Copy !req
245. Strictly between us, neither is the Audrey I.Copy !req
246. If only I knew what breed it was.Copy !req
247. Who cares what breed it is?
Look what it's done for business.Copy !req
248. - I know.
- So work, Seymour.Copy !req
249. Nurse this plant back to health.
I'm counting on you.Copy !req
250. - I know.
- You do?Copy !req
251. - I do.
- So fix. Good night.Copy !req
252. Aw, Twoey, I don't know
what else I can do for you.Copy !req
253. Are you sickly, little plant,
or are you just plain stubborn?Copy !req
254. What is it you want?Copy !req
255. What is it you need?Copy !req
256. I've given you sunshineCopy !req
257. I've given you dirtCopy !req
258. You've given me nothin'Copy !req
259. But heartache and hurtCopy !req
260. I'm beggin' you sweetlyCopy !req
261. I'm down on my kneesCopy !req
262. Oh, pleaseCopy !req
263. Grow for meCopy !req
264. I've given you plant foodCopy !req
265. And water to sipCopy !req
266. I've given you potashCopy !req
267. You've given me zipCopy !req
268. Oh, God how I mist youCopy !req
269. Oh, pod how you teaseCopy !req
270. Now pleaseCopy !req
271. Grow for meCopy !req
272. I've given you southern exposureCopy !req
273. To get you to thriveCopy !req
274. I've pinched you back hard
Like I'm supposed toCopy !req
275. You're barely aliveCopy !req
276. I've tried you at levels of moisture
From desert to mudCopy !req
277. I've given you grow-lights
And mineral supplementsCopy !req
278. What do you want from me?
Blood?Copy !req
279. Ow! Damn roses. Damn thorns.Copy !req
280. I've given you sunlightCopy !req
281. I've given you rainCopy !req
282. Looks like you're not happy
'Less I open a veinCopy !req
283. Ugh.Copy !req
284. I'll give you a few dropsCopy !req
285. If that'll appeaseCopy !req
286. Oh, pleaseCopy !req
287. Oh, oh, oh, pleaseCopy !req
288. Grow for meCopy !req
289. W-S-K-I-DCopy !req
290. Skid Row radioCopy !req
291. You're listening
to radio station WSKID, home of the hits.Copy !req
292. In just a few minutes we'll bring you
Wink Wilkinson's Weird World...Copy !req
293. the show that talks to wonderful people
who bring in their weird things.Copy !req
294. But first, the weather.Copy !req
295. Thank you very much, Tom.Copy !req
296. The weather today will be partly cloudy
with a chance of rain. Sorry about that.Copy !req
297. The high temperature
will be in the low 50s tonight...Copy !req
298. so get out those electric blankets.Copy !req
299. Tomorrow we'll start off
with morning haze...Copy !req
300. - Excuse me. I was told to come...
- Yeah, you're next.Copy !req
301. High tomorrow should be in the low 70s...Copy !req
302. with the low in the high 60s.Copy !req
303. In the suburbs, the sun should be out
through most of the day...Copy !req
304. except for some cloudy patches
in the evening...Copy !req
305. but I don't think it'll affect your barbecue.Copy !req
306. The barometer reading should be 21.6.
The wind will be about...Copy !req
307. uh, I'd say 12 miles per hour...Copy !req
308. so watch it out there on those boats.Copy !req
309. The sun will be rising tomorrow
at about 7:17 a. M...Copy !req
310. and it should be setting around 6:29 p.m.,
but check me if I'm wrong.Copy !req
311. A cold front is moving in
from the southwest.Copy !req
312. But it should brighten up by noon.Copy !req
313. The weekend should be mild.
For you average-mean-temperature fans...Copy !req
314. the average mean temperature
for the season is 69 degrees, not too bad.Copy !req
315. Thank you, and back to you.Copy !req
316. You're listening to radio station WSKID.Copy !req
317. And now, Wink Wilkinson's Weird World,
with your host, Wink Wilkinson.Copy !req
318. Hi everybody! It's Weird Wink Wilkinson,
laughing and scratching at you.Copy !req
319. How's everybody doing today?Copy !req
320. I got a bit of a stiff neck.
Let me fix this up.Copy !req
321. Ooh, that feels a lot better!
I got a great show for you today...Copy !req
322. with some wonderful weird stuff!Copy !req
323. What are you doing here?Copy !req
324. What? You... Please, lady, no!Copy !req
325. Put your clothes back on!
You can't do this to me!Copy !req
326. What if your husband were to walk in?Copy !req
327. I'm here. I love your show...Copy !req
328. but I've got to kill you
with this machine gun.Copy !req
329. Oh, you got me!Copy !req
330. I feel... I feel so very weird!Copy !req
331. Our first guest is a young man...Copy !req
332. you probably read about in the newspapers,
by the name of, um...Copy !req
333. Seymour Krelborn. Is that correct?Copy !req
334. Who has discovered a new breed of plant
hitherto unknown on this planet.Copy !req
335. Let me play you down
to your seat, Seymour.Copy !req
336. Hello, Seymour!Copy !req
337. Um...Copy !req
338. Hello, Wink.Copy !req
339. I wish you folks at home could see this.Copy !req
340. Seymour, where did you get
such a weird plant?Copy !req
341. Well, you remember that total eclipse
of the sun about a week ago?Copy !req
342. Thus we conclude
our interview with the young botanical...Copy !req
343. - Mind if I call you a genius?
- Oh, hoo.Copy !req
344. Gosh, no!Copy !req
345. The genius who's discovered
this amazing, unidentified plant.Copy !req
346. I'd like to remind our listeners
that the Audrey II is on display...Copy !req
347. exclusively at Mushnik's Skid Row Florists.Copy !req
348. - Shh!
- Am I late? Did I miss it?Copy !req
349. Mushnik's.
Until next week...Copy !req
350. - The address.
This is Wilkinson saying...Copy !req
351. - The address!
Six days a week...Copy !req
352. I said, mention the address!Copy !req
353. Skid Row radioCopy !req
354. Ugh. Oh, well. It's still good advertising.Copy !req
355. Seymour's first radio broadcast.Copy !req
356. I wanted to hear it so bad.
I tried to be on time, but...Copy !req
357. Don't tell me. You got tied up.Copy !req
358. No, just handcuffed a little.Copy !req
359. Girl. Hey, girl.Copy !req
360. I don't know who this mess is
you been hanging out with...Copy !req
361. but he is hazardous to your health.Copy !req
362. That's for sure. But I can't leave him.Copy !req
363. - Why not?
- Oh, he'd get angry.Copy !req
364. And if he does this to me when he likes me,
imagine what he'd do if he ever got mad.Copy !req
365. So? Dump the chump.
Get another guy and let him protect you.Copy !req
366. How about the little jerk with the glasses?Copy !req
367. - Seymour?
- That's him.Copy !req
368. Oh, we're just friends.Copy !req
369. I don't even deserve
a sweet, considerate...Copy !req
370. suddenly successful guy like Seymour.Copy !req
371. That poor child
suffers from low self-image.Copy !req
372. - You got a point.
- She got a problem.Copy !req
373. I know Seymour's the greatestCopy !req
374. But I'm dating a semi-sadistCopy !req
375. So I got a black eye
And my arm's in a castCopy !req
376. Still, that Seymour's a cutieCopy !req
377. Well, if not, he's got inner beautyCopy !req
378. And I dream of a placeCopy !req
379. Where we could be together at lastCopy !req
380. A matchbox of our ownCopy !req
381. A fence of real chain linkCopy !req
382. A grill out on the patioCopy !req
383. Disposal in the sinkCopy !req
384. A washer and a dryerCopy !req
385. And an ironing machineCopy !req
386. In a tract house that we shareCopy !req
387. Somewhere that's greenCopy !req
388. He rakes and trims the grassCopy !req
389. He loves to mow and weedCopy !req
390. I cook like Betty CrockerCopy !req
391. And I look like Donna ReedCopy !req
392. There's plastic on the furnitureCopy !req
393. To keep it neat and cleanCopy !req
394. In the Pine-Sol scented airCopy !req
395. Somewhere that's greenCopy !req
396. Somewhere that's greenCopy !req
397. Between our frozen dinnerCopy !req
398. And our bed-time: 9:15Copy !req
399. We snuggle watching LucyCopy !req
400. On our big, enormous
Twelve-inch screenCopy !req
401. I'm his December BrideCopy !req
402. He's father, he knows bestCopy !req
403. The kids play Howdy DoodyCopy !req
404. As the sun sets in the westCopy !req
405. A picture out ofCopy !req
406. Better Homes and Gardens MagazineCopy !req
407. Far from Skid RowCopy !req
408. I dream we'll goCopy !req
409. Somewhere that'sCopy !req
410. GreenCopy !req
411. Poor Seymour pushed a broomCopy !req
412. Nothing in his news but gloom and doomCopy !req
413. Then he lit a fuse and give him roomCopy !req
414. He started an explosion
Holy cowCopy !req
415. That thing went bang, kaboomCopy !req
416. And he's havin' some fun now
NowCopy !req
417. Some fun now
Hot damnCopy !req
418. Ain't he havin' some fun now
Yes, ma'amCopy !req
419. He's a havin' some fun now
Oh, boyCopy !req
420. Ain't he havin' some fun nowCopy !req
421. All right!Copy !req
422. Now! Some fun now
Sho 'nuffCopy !req
423. Ain't he havin' some fun now
Hot stuffCopy !req
424. He's a havin' some fun now
Oh, boyCopy !req
425. Ain't he havin' some fun now
NowCopy !req
426. Some fun now
Good God, good GodCopy !req
427. He's havin' some fun now
Oh, boy, oh, boyCopy !req
428. Yeah, he's a havin' some fun now
Oh, boyCopy !req
429. Ain't he havin' some fun nowCopy !req
430. Some fun nowCopy !req
431. Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me!Copy !req
432. Hello?Copy !req
433. Hello? Hold on.Copy !req
434. Uh, yes, yes. Yes, Mrs. Shiva.Copy !req
435. Uh, no, Mrs. Shiva. Right away, Mrs. Shiva.Copy !req
436. - Seymour!
I'd just like to pay for these, please.Copy !req
437. Seymour!Copy !req
438. Did you send out the order for Mrs. Shiva?Copy !req
439. Mrs. Shiva? I forgot!Copy !req
440. You forgot?Copy !req
441. You forgot!Copy !req
442. Do you hear this, God? He forgot!Copy !req
443. Are you listening, customers? He forgot!Copy !req
444. Audrey, quick! We've got to do
an emergency arrangement.Copy !req
445. Birthday? Wedding? Baby?Copy !req
446. - Funeral.
- Hand me the lilies.Copy !req
447. Mr. Mushnik's real mad at me, Audrey.
I keep forgetting things.Copy !req
448. Scissors. You got a lot on your mind.Copy !req
449. Mind? What mind? The Shivas are
our most important funereal account.Copy !req
450. A big enormous family,
they're dropping off like flies!Copy !req
451. Sometimes I think
Mr. Mushnik's too hard on you. Glue.Copy !req
452. That's okay.Copy !req
453. - After all, I owe him everything.
- Glitter.Copy !req
454. He took me out of the Skid Row Home for Boys
when I was just a little tyke...Copy !req
455. gave me a warm place to stay,
floors to sweep, toilets to clean...Copy !req
456. and every other Sunday off.Copy !req
457. You know, I think you ought
to raise your expectations, Seymour.Copy !req
458. Now that you're getting successful,
I mean.Copy !req
459. It's clear you suffer from a low self-image.Copy !req
460. And it's high time you get it fixed.Copy !req
461. Why don't you go out
and do something nice for yourself like...Copy !req
462. buy some new clothes?Copy !req
463. Oh, I'm a very bad shopper, Audrey.Copy !req
464. I don't have good taste like you.Copy !req
465. Oh.Copy !req
466. Well, I could help you pick things out.Copy !req
467. - You could?
- Sure.Copy !req
468. You'd go shopping with me?Copy !req
469. Sure.Copy !req
470. You'd be seen with me in a public place
like a department store?Copy !req
471. Sure.Copy !req
472. Tonight?Copy !req
473. Oh, I can't tonight. I got a date.Copy !req
474. Again, this date?Copy !req
475. Some date.Copy !req
476. A date gives you a corsage,
not a multiple fracture.Copy !req
477. I'm telling you, Audrey,
he's not a good, clean kind of boy.Copy !req
478. He's a professional.Copy !req
479. What kind of a professional
drives a motorcycle...Copy !req
480. and wears a black leather jacket?Copy !req
481. When I was younger, just a bad little kidCopy !req
482. My momma noticed funny things I didCopy !req
483. Like shootin' puppies with a BB gunCopy !req
484. I'd poison guppies
And when I was doneCopy !req
485. I'd find a pussy cat and bash in its headCopy !req
486. That's when my momma saidCopy !req
487. What did she say?Copy !req
488. She said
My boy, I think somedayCopy !req
489. You'll find a wayCopy !req
490. To make your natural tendencies payCopy !req
491. - You'll be a dentist
You'll be a dentistCopy !req
492. - You have a talent for causing things pain
- PainCopy !req
493. - Son, be a dentist
- Son, be a dentistCopy !req
494. - People will pay you to be inhumane
- That's inhumaneCopy !req
495. Your temperament's wrong for the priesthoodCopy !req
496. - And teaching would suit you still less
- Aah!Copy !req
497. Son, be a dentistCopy !req
498. You'll be a successCopy !req
499. Here he is folks, the leader of the plaqueCopy !req
500. Watch him suck up that gas
Oh, my GodCopy !req
501. He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any goodCopy !req
502. Who wants their teeth done
By the Marquis de Sade?Copy !req
503. Oh, that hurts! Wait, I'm not numb.Copy !req
504. Eh, shut up. Open wide, here I come!Copy !req
505. - I am your dentist
Goodness graciousCopy !req
506. - And I enjoy the career that I picked
- You love itCopy !req
507. I am your dentistCopy !req
508. - And I get off on the pain I inflict
- You really love itCopy !req
509. I thrill when I drill a bicuspidCopy !req
510. It's swell though they tell me I'm maladjustedCopy !req
511. - And though it may cause my patients distress
- No, no, no.Copy !req
512. Somewhere
Somewhere in heaven above meCopy !req
513. I know
I know that my momma's proud of meCopy !req
514. Oh, Momma.Copy !req
515. 'Cause I'm a dentistCopy !req
516. - And a success
- Aah!Copy !req
517. Say, "Ahh."Copy !req
518. Say, "Ahh."Copy !req
519. Say, "Ahh!"Copy !req
520. Now spit!Copy !req
521. Excuse me, sir,
you can't go in there right now.Copy !req
522. Relax. You want some nitrous oxide?Copy !req
523. - No thanks.
- Suit yourself.Copy !req
524. We're closed.Copy !req
525. - Well...
- Oh, it's all right, Seymour.Copy !req
526. This is my date, my boyfriend.Copy !req
527. Seymour, Orin Scrivello.Copy !req
528. - D.D.S.
- Hey!Copy !req
529. I know you. Sure, I saw you on the news.Copy !req
530. I even know your name.
Now, let's see. It's, uh, Cecil. No, no, no.Copy !req
531. - It's, uh, Cedric.
- No.Copy !req
532. Give me a chance.Copy !req
533. It's, uh, ahem...Copy !req
534. - Simon?
- Seymour!Copy !req
535. - Somebody talking to you?
- Oh, no. Excuse me.Copy !req
536. Excuse me, what?Copy !req
537. Excuse me, doctor.Copy !req
538. That's better.Copy !req
539. I know! Sure! You're the plant guy, right?Copy !req
540. Well, hey! That means
it must be in there, huh?Copy !req
541. Well! That is incredible.Copy !req
542. - What do you call that thing?
Audrey II.Copy !req
543. Cute name. It's catchy.Copy !req
544. Nice plant. Big.Copy !req
545. Uh, shouldn't we be leaving now?Copy !req
546. You're quite the little chatterbox tonight,
ain't you?Copy !req
547. - I'm sorry.
- Sorry, what?Copy !req
548. Sorry, doctor. Doctor. Sorry, doctor.Copy !req
549. You've got to train them, huh, stud? Heh.Copy !req
550. Listen, here's my card.Copy !req
551. You ever need a root canal or anything
like that, give me a buzz, you hear?Copy !req
552. Now, I'm serious. It's on the house.Copy !req
553. Audrey!Copy !req
554. You got the handcuffs?Copy !req
555. They're right in my bag.Copy !req
556. You ought to see the way
he treats her, Twoey.Copy !req
557. She deserves a prince,
not a sadistic creep like him.Copy !req
558. The man's a total disgrace
to the dental profession.Copy !req
559. I don't know what's going on sometimes.Copy !req
560. Seems like the whole world's going crazy.Copy !req
561. At least we got each other, right?Copy !req
562. I'm gonna turn in, Twoey.
I'll see you in the morning.Copy !req
563. Oh, boy. Here we go again.Copy !req
564. Come on, I haven't got much left.Copy !req
565. Just give me a few days to heal, okay?Copy !req
566. - Then we'll start again on the left hand and...
Feed me.Copy !req
567. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
568. Feed me.Copy !req
569. Twoey, you talked! You opened your trap,
your thing, and you said...Copy !req
570. Feed me, Krelborn! Feed me now!Copy !req
571. Uh...Copy !req
572. - I can't!
- I'm starving!Copy !req
573. Look, maybe I can squeeze
a little more out of this one.Copy !req
574. - Ooh! More! More! More! More!
- There isn't any more!Copy !req
575. What do you want me to do?
Slit my wrists?Copy !req
576. Ahh.Copy !req
577. Oh, boy! Look, I've got an idea.Copy !req
578. I'll go to Shmendrik's
and pick you up some nice chopped sirloin.Copy !req
579. Must be blood.Copy !req
580. - Twoey, that's disgusting.
- Must be fresh.Copy !req
581. I don't want to hear this.Copy !req
582. - Feed me!
- Does it have to be human?Copy !req
583. - Feed me!
- Does it have to be mine?Copy !req
584. - Feed me!
- Where am I supposed to get it?Copy !req
585. Feed me, SeymourCopy !req
586. Feed me all night longCopy !req
587. Ha! That's right, boy!Copy !req
588. You can do itCopy !req
589. Feed me, SeymourCopy !req
590. Feed me all night longCopy !req
591. 'Cause if you feed me, SeymourCopy !req
592. I can grow up big and strongCopy !req
593. - Ha-ha-ha.
- You eat blood, Audrey II. Let's face it.Copy !req
594. How am I supposed to keep on feeding you?
Kill people?Copy !req
595. - I'll make it worth your while.
- What?Copy !req
596. You think this is all coincidence, baby?Copy !req
597. The sudden success around here?
The press coverage?Copy !req
598. Look, you're a plant. An inanimate object.Copy !req
599. Does this look inanimate to you, punk?Copy !req
600. If I can talk and I can move,
who's to say I can't do anything I want?Copy !req
601. - Like what?
- Like deliver, pal. Aah!Copy !req
602. Like, see you get everything
your secret, greasy heart desires.Copy !req
603. Would you like a Cadillac car?Copy !req
604. Or a guest-shot on Jack Paar?Copy !req
605. How about a date with Hedy Lamarr
You gonna get itCopy !req
606. If you want it, baby
Ha, haCopy !req
607. How'd ya like to be a big wheel?Copy !req
608. Dining out for every mealCopy !req
609. I'm the plant can make it all real
You're gonna get itCopy !req
610. Hey, I'm your genie
I'm your friendCopy !req
611. I'm your willin' slaveCopy !req
612. Take a chance
Feed me, yeahCopy !req
613. You know the kind of eats
The kind of red-hot treatsCopy !req
614. The kind of sticky licky sweets I craveCopy !req
615. Ow! Come on, Seymour
Don't be a putzCopy !req
616. Trust me and your life will surely
Rival King Tut'sCopy !req
617. Show a little initiative, boy
Work up some gutsCopy !req
618. And you'll get itCopy !req
619. - I don't know
- Come on, boy.Copy !req
620. - I don't know
- Lighten up.Copy !req
621. I have so
So many strongCopy !req
622. - Reservations
- Tell it to the Marines.Copy !req
623. Should I goCopy !req
624. And performCopy !req
625. - Mutilations
- Ha-ha-haCopy !req
626. You didn't have nothin'
Till you met meCopy !req
627. Come on, kid
What will it be?Copy !req
628. Money?
Girls?Copy !req
629. One particular girlCopy !req
630. How 'bout that Audrey?Copy !req
631. Think it overCopy !req
632. There must be someone you can 86
Real quiet likeCopy !req
633. And get me some lunchCopy !req
634. Think about a room at the RitzCopy !req
635. Wrapped in velvet, covered in glitzCopy !req
636. A little nookie gonna clean up those zits
And you'll get it, uh huhCopy !req
637. Gee, I'd like a Harley machineCopy !req
638. - Now you're cookin'
- Toolin' around like I was James DeanCopy !req
639. - Yeah, yeah
- Makin' all the guys on the corner turn greenCopy !req
640. So go get it!
Whoo whoo whooCopy !req
641. If you wanna be profoundCopy !req
642. If you really gotta justifyCopy !req
643. Take a breath and look aroundCopy !req
644. A lot of folks deserve to dieCopy !req
645. Wait a minute, wait a minute!
That's not a very nice thing to say.Copy !req
646. - But it's true, isn't it?
- No!Copy !req
647. I don't know anyone who deserves to get
chopped up and fed to a hungry plant!Copy !req
648. Mm.Copy !req
649. Sure you do. Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
650. Stupid woman!
Christ, what a frigging scatterbrain!Copy !req
651. I'm sorry, doctor!Copy !req
652. I'm sorry, doctor! Oh!Copy !req
653. Falls off the motorcycle!Copy !req
654. I'm clumsy, doctor! I'm clumsy, doctor!Copy !req
655. Musses my hair!Copy !req
656. Get the door open, you little slut!Copy !req
657. I'm trying, doctor! I'm trying, doctor!Copy !req
658. Get the Vitalis. Quick, the Vitalis!Copy !req
659. I'm out of it!Copy !req
660. What?Copy !req
661. If you want a rationale
It isn't very hard to seeCopy !req
662. No, no, no
Stop and think it over, palCopy !req
663. The guy sure looks like plant food to meCopy !req
664. - The guy sure looks like plant food to me
- Yeah, ow!Copy !req
665. He's so nasty treatin' her roughCopy !req
666. Yeah, smackin' her around
And always talkin' so toughCopy !req
667. You need blood
And he's got more than enoughCopy !req
668. I need blood
and he's got more than enoughCopy !req
669. - You need blood and he's got more than enough
- I need blood and he's got more than enoughCopy !req
670. So go get itCopy !req
671. Hey, does that mean they're finished?
My turn?Copy !req
672. Sit.Copy !req
673. Whoo! What happened?
What did he do? Tell me everything!Copy !req
674. Yeah. Well, they have to do that
to remove the jaw.Copy !req
675. Ah, consider yourself very, very lucky.Copy !req
676. - Next!
- It's me, Arthur Denton! I'm next!Copy !req
677. - Nurse!
- Hmm?Copy !req
678. Does, uh, that have an appointment?Copy !req
679. Ask it. I'm off duty.Copy !req
680. I've been saving all month for this.
I think I need a root canal.Copy !req
681. I'm sure I need a long, slow root canal.Copy !req
682. - Let's go.
- I have a history of dental problems.Copy !req
683. Shut up!Copy !req
684. Yes, doctor.Copy !req
685. I went to a terrible dentist Wednesday,
who was recommended to me...Copy !req
686. by somebody that I saw on Monday...Copy !req
687. who is the brother of a man
that I usually see on Sundays.Copy !req
688. And their mother taught them
everything they know.Copy !req
689. She's gifted, but quite elderly.
People think she shouldn't be working.Copy !req
690. But I go to her because...Copy !req
691. I'm just incredibly devoted to her strength.
- Huh.Copy !req
692. She can't really see who you are,
but she knows the sound of your voice.Copy !req
693. If you tell her where it is, the problem, she
eventually finds the trouble and she does it.Copy !req
694. I wish I had that stamina.
I can only go so long.Copy !req
695. That's how I want to be.
I don't ever want to have to be just...Copy !req
696. Comfy?Copy !req
697. Yes, doctor.Copy !req
698. I remember the first time
I went to a dentist.Copy !req
699. I thought, "What a neat job!
If only I were a dentist."Copy !req
700. The dentist I went to had the greatest car.
He had a Corvette. I thought, "My gosh.Copy !req
701. Everybody calls him 'Doctor,'
and he's not really a doctor."Copy !req
702. Oh, my God.Copy !req
703. "If only I got out of here okay."
But then after everything was all finished...Copy !req
704. they gave me a candy bar.
I thought, "This is what I get?Copy !req
705. A candy bar?"Copy !req
706. This is what you do. You go through
a thing and get chocolate out of it.Copy !req
707. Getting to work with incredible professionals
who use incredibly wonderful equipment...Copy !req
708. Let's take a look at that mouth.Copy !req
709. Say, "Aah!"Copy !req
710. Aah, candy bar!Copy !req
711. Ohh! Candy bar! Candy bar!Copy !req
712. Oh, that's great. Come on!Copy !req
713. Gosh! Oh, God. Do it again.Copy !req
714. Oh, God, doctor. Whoo!Copy !req
715. Yeah, aw, great!Copy !req
716. Oh, you are something special.Copy !req
717. You are something special!
Come on! Come on! Come on!Copy !req
718. Mm, aw, oh!Copy !req
719. Thank you!Copy !req
720. Yeah, thank you!Copy !req
721. Oh, my God.
It's your professionalism that I respect.Copy !req
722. Oh, God! Don't stop, doc! Don't stop!
Come on! More!Copy !req
723. Yeah! Yeah, come on! Yeah!Copy !req
724. What do you want? Say, "Please!"
Ah, ah, ah.Copy !req
725. Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.Copy !req
726. Great! Oh!Copy !req
727. I'm gonna get a candy bar!
I'm gonna get a candy bar!Copy !req
728. Come on! Come on.Copy !req
729. Oh, yeah! Yeah, oh!Copy !req
730. Wow!Copy !req
731. Oh, yeah! Oh, yes!Copy !req
732. Yes! Yeah.Copy !req
733. - Get out.
- What's wrong?Copy !req
734. Get out of here.Copy !req
735. What's the matter?Copy !req
736. Go on! Get out of here!Copy !req
737. Right this way.Copy !req
738. I'm gonna tell each and every one
of my friends about you...Copy !req
739. and they're gonna...
- Just get...Copy !req
740. - What's this?
- Oops.Copy !req
741. Ha-ha-ha! Sorry.Copy !req
742. Goddamn sicko.Copy !req
743. Let me ask you something.
Does this thing scare you?Copy !req
744. - Yes.
- Would you like if I took this thing...Copy !req
745. and made straight
for your goddamn incisors?Copy !req
746. - No.
- It'd hurt, right?Copy !req
747. - Mm-hm.
- You'd scream, right?Copy !req
748. - Mm-hm.
- Well get your ass in here!Copy !req
749. - Say, don't I know you?
- Seymour Krelborn. We met yesterday.Copy !req
750. Oh, your mouth's a mess, kid.Copy !req
751. That wisdom tooth.
We'll just rip that bugger right out of there.Copy !req
752. - What do you say?
- No!Copy !req
753. There's always time
for dental hygiene, Seymour.Copy !req
754. You ever seen the results
of a neglected mouth?Copy !req
755. Look, Seymour.Copy !req
756. - This could happen to you.
- Uh...Copy !req
757. - Unless I take immediate action.
- What's that?Copy !req
758. - A drill.
- It's rusty.Copy !req
759. It's an antique.Copy !req
760. They don't make them like this anymore.Copy !req
761. Sturdy, heavy...Copy !req
762. dull.Copy !req
763. I'm gonna want some gas for this.Copy !req
764. Thank God. I thought you wouldn't use any.Copy !req
765. Oh, the gas isn't for you, Seymour.
It's for me.Copy !req
766. You see, I want to really enjoy this.Copy !req
767. In fact, I'm gonna use
my special gas mask.Copy !req
768. I find a little giggle gas before
I begin increases my pleasure enormously.Copy !req
769. Here we go!Copy !req
770. Oh, Seymour, I'm flying!
Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
771. The things I'm gonna do to that mouth!
Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
772. Huh? What the hell is that?Copy !req
773. A gun? Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
774. The kid's got a goddamn revolver!
Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
775. Oh, Jesus, ha, ha! I'm in trouble now, huh?Copy !req
776. Wait until I turn this gas off.Copy !req
777. Uh-oh.Copy !req
778. Aw, give me a hand, would you? Ha, ha.Copy !req
779. No, I guess you wouldn't, would you?Copy !req
780. You see, Seymour, I could asphyx...Copy !req
781. Asphyx...Copy !req
782. What'd I ever do to you?Copy !req
783. Nothing. It's what you did to her.Copy !req
784. Her who?Copy !req
785. Oh, her.Copy !req
786. Shh! Go away.Copy !req
787. Ooh! Chop it up.Copy !req
788. - What?
- Feed me!Copy !req
789. Okay, okay.Copy !req
790. Oh, brother.Copy !req
791. Audrey, what'd they say to you?Copy !req
792. Uh, who?Copy !req
793. - The police.
- Oh, uh, nothing.Copy !req
794. Audrey, talk to me. Tell me what they said.Copy !req
795. It's Orin. They say he's disappeared!Copy !req
796. - The police, they told you that?
- They suspect foul play.Copy !req
797. They do?Copy !req
798. His receptionist, this morning
she found the place a shambles.Copy !req
799. Gas masks everywhere.Copy !req
800. Things all over the floor.Copy !req
801. They think...Copy !req
802. I can't even think about what they think.Copy !req
803. Audrey.Copy !req
804. Don't cry, Audrey.Copy !req
805. Would it be so terrible
if something had happened to him?Copy !req
806. Seymour, what a thing to say!Copy !req
807. Well, would it?Copy !req
808. It wouldn't be terrible at all.Copy !req
809. It'd be a miracle.Copy !req
810. Not to mention all the money I'd save
on Epsom salts and ACE bandages.Copy !req
811. You see?Copy !req
812. But I'd still feel guilty. I mean...Copy !req
813. If he met with foul play
or some terrible accident of some kind...Copy !req
814. it'd be partly my fault just because...Copy !req
815. secretly I wished it.Copy !req
816. Audrey, don't you waste another minute
thinking about that creep!Copy !req
817. There's a lot of guys that'd give anything
to go out with you.Copy !req
818. Nice guys.Copy !req
819. I don't deserve a nice guy, Seymour.Copy !req
820. - That's not true.
- You don't know the half of it!Copy !req
821. I've led a terrible life.Copy !req
822. I deserved a creep like Orin Scrivello, D.D.S.Copy !req
823. You know where I met him?Copy !req
824. In the Gutter.Copy !req
825. The gutter?Copy !req
826. The Gutter. It's a nightspot.Copy !req
827. I worked there on my nights off
when we weren't making much money.Copy !req
828. I'd put on...Copy !req
829. cheap and tasteless outfits,
not nice ones like this.Copy !req
830. Low and nasty apparel.Copy !req
831. Audrey, that's all behind you now.Copy !req
832. You got nothing to be ashamed of.Copy !req
833. You're a very nice person.
I always knew you were.Copy !req
834. Underneath the bruises and the handcuffs,
you know what I saw?Copy !req
835. A girl I respected.Copy !req
836. I still do.Copy !req
837. Lift up your headCopy !req
838. Wash off your mascaraCopy !req
839. Here, take my KleenexCopy !req
840. Wipe that lipstick awayCopy !req
841. Show me your faceCopy !req
842. Clean as the morningCopy !req
843. I know things were badCopy !req
844. But now they're okayCopy !req
845. Suddenly SeymourCopy !req
846. Is standing beside youCopy !req
847. You don't need no makeupCopy !req
848. Don't have to pretendCopy !req
849. Suddenly SeymourCopy !req
850. Is here to provide youCopy !req
851. Sweet understandingCopy !req
852. - Seymour's your friend
- Nobody everCopy !req
853. Treated me kindlyCopy !req
854. Daddy left earlyCopy !req
855. Mama was poorCopy !req
856. I'd meet a man
And I'd follow him blindlyCopy !req
857. He'd snap his fingersCopy !req
858. Me, I'd say "sure"Copy !req
859. Suddenly SeymourCopy !req
860. Is standing beside meCopy !req
861. He don't give me ordersCopy !req
862. He don't condescendCopy !req
863. Suddenly SeymourCopy !req
864. Is here to provide meCopy !req
865. Sweet understandingCopy !req
866. - Seymour's my friend
- Tell me this feelingCopy !req
867. Lasts 'til foreverCopy !req
868. Tell me the bad times
Are clean washed awayCopy !req
869. Please understand that
It's still strange and frightenin'Copy !req
870. For losers like I've beenCopy !req
871. It's so hard to sayCopy !req
872. - Suddenly Seymour
- Suddenly SeymourCopy !req
873. - He purified me
- He purified youCopy !req
874. - Suddenly Seymour
- Suddenly SeymourCopy !req
875. - Showed me I can
- Yes you canCopy !req
876. Learn how to be moreCopy !req
877. - The girl that's inside me
- The girl that's inside youCopy !req
878. - With sweet understanding
- With sweet understandingCopy !req
879. With sweet understandingCopy !req
880. Seymour's yourCopy !req
881. ManCopy !req
882. You love her madly, don't you, schmuck?Copy !req
883. Mr. Mushnik, you scared me. I...Copy !req
884. I scared him?
After what I've seen, I scared him?Copy !req
885. Do you think I didn't know, huh?
Oh, I knew.Copy !req
886. I knew you lay down here
on your pathetic little cot...Copy !req
887. and dreamed about her.Copy !req
888. But I didn't know the lengths
to which you'd go...Copy !req
889. the depths to which you'd sink!Copy !req
890. What depths? What sink?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
891. Little red dots all over the linoleum.Copy !req
892. Little red spots on the concrete outside.Copy !req
893. I'm talking blood, Krelborn.
I'm talking under my own roof.Copy !req
894. An axe murderer!Copy !req
895. He's got your number nowCopy !req
896. I saw everything.Copy !req
897. He knows just what you've doneCopy !req
898. Everything you did to her boyfriend.Copy !req
899. You've got no place to hideCopy !req
900. I saw you chopping him.Copy !req
901. You've got nowhere to runCopy !req
902. It's true. I chopped him up,
but I didn't kill him!Copy !req
903. He knows your life of crimeCopy !req
904. Tell it to the police.Copy !req
905. I think it's suppertimeCopy !req
906. Hoo, hoo, whooCopy !req
907. Come on, come onCopy !req
908. Think about all those offersCopy !req
909. Come on, come onCopy !req
910. Your future with AudreyCopy !req
911. Come on, come onCopy !req
912. Ain't no time to turn squeamishCopy !req
913. C-C-C-Come on!Copy !req
914. I swear on all my sporesCopy !req
915. When he's gone the world will be yoursCopy !req
916. Yours
Yeah, yeahCopy !req
917. Come on, come onCopy !req
918. Come on, come onCopy !req
919. It's suppertimeCopy !req
920. You know, Krelborn, it kills me doing this.Copy !req
921. But considering you're almost like a son
to me, I'm thinking...Copy !req
922. maybe we don't have to go to the police.Copy !req
923. - We don't?
- I'm thinking...Copy !req
924. what if I kept my mouth shut
and gave you a one-way ticket out of town?Copy !req
925. You'd do that, sir?Copy !req
926. You could lay low for a while,
say 30, 40 years.Copy !req
927. Meanwhile, I would keep the plant.Copy !req
928. - The plant?
Of course...Copy !req
929. you'd have to teach me
how to take care of it while you're away.Copy !req
930. Give me your secret gardening tips.Copy !req
931. But then, if you'd rather hang...Copy !req
932. Come on, come onCopy !req
933. Come on, come onCopy !req
934. What do I have to do?Copy !req
935. Just feed it.Copy !req
936. Just feed it what?Copy !req
937. It's suppertimeCopy !req
938. Oh.Copy !req
939. - Minerals.
- Yes.Copy !req
940. Thursdays, you should give it water.Copy !req
941. Oh, yes.Copy !req
942. Come on, come onCopy !req
943. It's suppertimeCopy !req
944. - But whatever you do...
- Yes?Copy !req
945. It's suppertimeCopy !req
946. - Whatever you do...
- Yeah?Copy !req
947. - What the hell is?
- Sir?Copy !req
948. Wait! Wait! Wait!Copy !req
949. Aah! Oh, wait! Aah!Copy !req
950. SuppertimeCopy !req
951. Seymour Krelborn!Copy !req
952. Finally, we meet! What an occasion!
Let's toast it. Up yours.Copy !req
953. - Canapé?
- Cigarette?Copy !req
954. Let's talk turkey. Sign here.
We'll book you on lecturing tours.Copy !req
955. Yes, darling.
We're sending photographers Thursday.Copy !req
956. So get the plant ready
and wear a clean shirt.Copy !req
957. - Just sign this release.
- Need a pen?Copy !req
958. Aren't you thrilled?
It's the cover of LIFE magazine!Copy !req
959. - Dessert?
- I tell you, son, it's a cinch to get ratings.Copy !req
960. - The title is Marvin's.
- The concept is mine.Copy !req
961. The first weekly gardening show
on a network!Copy !req
962. - And you're gonna host it, you lucky kid.
Sign!Copy !req
963. They say the meek shall inheritCopy !req
964. You know the book doesn't lieCopy !req
965. It's not a question of meritCopy !req
966. It's not demand and supplyCopy !req
967. They say the meek gonna get itCopy !req
968. You know the meek are gonna get
What's comin' to themCopy !req
969. By and byCopy !req
970. Oh, my God!Copy !req
971. And here he is himself,
Mr. Seymour Krelborn!Copy !req
972. Mr. Krelborn, there are so many questions...Copy !req
973. the American people
in our television audience have for you.Copy !req
974. Come and tell our viewers
at home and elsewhere...Copy !req
975. about this particularly amazing
agricultural phenomenon.Copy !req
976. A phenomenon, I might add,
that has made you...Copy !req
977. one of the most talked-about
plant scientists in the country...Copy !req
978. Cut!Copy !req
979. What the hell? What happened
to the goddamned greenery?Copy !req
980. It just needs to be fed.
So feed it.Copy !req
981. I can't feed it. Not now.Copy !req
982. I'll feed it.
Where do you keep the plant food?Copy !req
983. It doesn't eat plant food.
And I can't feed it now.Copy !req
984. Why don't you leave me alone? All of you.Copy !req
985. Just go away. Leave me alone.
Get out of here.Copy !req
986. Go away. Leave me alone!Copy !req
987. - Everybody go away! Leave me alone!
- Seymour!Copy !req
988. You're hysterical.Copy !req
989. I know. I'm sorry.Copy !req
990. What am I gonna do?
What am I gonna do?Copy !req
991. I never should've started, but I did.
Now, if I don't feed it, it'll die.Copy !req
992. And I'll lose her, I'll lose everything.Copy !req
993. - Seymour? Who are you talking to?
- Oh. Huh?Copy !req
994. Nobody.Copy !req
995. You're acting funny.Copy !req
996. It wasn't nice throwing those people out.Copy !req
997. Those men said
Seymour Krelborn's Gardening Tips...Copy !req
998. is sure to be a very big TV show.Copy !req
999. - I know. I'm sorry. I feel terrible.
- Well, you shouldn't.Copy !req
1000. They're coming back tomorrow
and they're bringing you a great big check.Copy !req
1001. They are?Copy !req
1002. I wish you were enjoying your success.Copy !req
1003. They said they're coming back
with money?Copy !req
1004. Tomorrow.Copy !req
1005. Then we could afford
to get out of here, couldn't we?Copy !req
1006. Uh, what do you mean?Copy !req
1007. That's it. After tomorrow
we could leave here together.Copy !req
1008. Together?Copy !req
1009. If you'll have me.Copy !req
1010. Audrey, will you have me?Copy !req
1011. Uh, what do you mean?Copy !req
1012. Marry me, Audrey.Copy !req
1013. - Oh, Seymour, this is so sudden.
- Will you?Copy !req
1014. Sure.Copy !req
1015. Then that's it!
We'll go get married right now.Copy !req
1016. - Oh, Seymour!
- Tomorrow we'll come back...Copy !req
1017. I'll be on television, get the money
and then we'll live happy ever after.Copy !req
1018. Oh, Audrey, I'll give you a wonderful life
with no plants, I promise.Copy !req
1019. - No plants at all.
- You're talking peculiar again, Seymour.Copy !req
1020. We'll start tonight,
we'll go to City Hall, get married...Copy !req
1021. and then spend the night somewhere
it's safe. Some nice hotel.Copy !req
1022. - Oh, Seymour.
- Oh, Audrey.Copy !req
1023. Oh, I've got to get ready! Heh!Copy !req
1024. Hurry. Hurry.Copy !req
1025. Feed me.Copy !req
1026. - Under no circumstances.
- Feed me.Copy !req
1027. I will not, so stop asking.Copy !req
1028. Feed me!Copy !req
1029. No! No more!
I can't take living with the guilt.Copy !req
1030. Tough titty.Copy !req
1031. - Watch your language.
- Aw, cut the crap. Bring on the meat.Copy !req
1032. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1033. I'll bring you meat. I'll run down to the corner,
pick you up some ground round.Copy !req
1034. - How about that?
- Don't do me no favors!Copy !req
1035. - Look.
- Hmm?Copy !req
1036. It's my last offer. Yes or no?Copy !req
1037. You sure do drive a hard bargain.Copy !req
1038. Done. Fine. Great.Copy !req
1039. Don't think you're getting dessert.Copy !req
1040. Unh.Copy !req
1041. Hello.Copy !req
1042. Hey, little lady, helloCopy !req
1043. Who...? Who is this?Copy !req
1044. You're looking cute as can beCopy !req
1045. Is this someone I know?Copy !req
1046. You're looking mighty sweetCopy !req
1047. Seymour!Copy !req
1048. No, it ain't Seymour. Ha, ha, it's me!Copy !req
1049. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1050. I don't believe it.Copy !req
1051. Believe it, baby. It talks.Copy !req
1052. Am I dreaming this?Copy !req
1053. No, and you ain't in Kansas, neither.Copy !req
1054. Something is very wrong here.Copy !req
1055. I need me some water in the worst way.Copy !req
1056. Look at my branches.Copy !req
1057. I'm drying up. I'm a goner, honey!Copy !req
1058. Come on and give me a drinkCopy !req
1059. I don't know if I should.Copy !req
1060. Hey, little lady, be niceCopy !req
1061. Do you talk to Seymour like this?Copy !req
1062. Sure do
I'll drink it straightCopy !req
1063. Your leaves are dry, poor thing.Copy !req
1064. Don't need no glass or no iceCopy !req
1065. Uh, I'll get the can.Copy !req
1066. Don't need no twist of limeCopy !req
1067. Here we go.Copy !req
1068. And now it's suppertime!Copy !req
1069. Oh!Copy !req
1070. Ah, ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
1071. Oh, relax, doll,
and it'll be easier.Copy !req
1072. Come join your dentist friend and Mushnik,
ha, ha.Copy !req
1073. - Aah!
- They're right inside. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
1074. Get off of her! Get off!Copy !req
1075. - Are you okay?
- Yes.Copy !req
1076. No.Copy !req
1077. Don't die, Audrey. Please don't die.Copy !req
1078. You know, the plant just said
the strangest thing just now.Copy !req
1079. It said Orin and Mr. Mushnik...Copy !req
1080. are already inside.Copy !req
1081. It's true.Copy !req
1082. I did it.Copy !req
1083. I fed them to it.Copy !req
1084. And that's what made it so big and strong...Copy !req
1085. and you so famous?Copy !req
1086. I've done terrible things, Audrey.Copy !req
1087. - But not to you. Never to you.
- But...Copy !req
1088. I want you to, Seymour.Copy !req
1089. What?Copy !req
1090. When I die, which should be very shortly...Copy !req
1091. give me to the plant.Copy !req
1092. So that it will live, and bring you
all the wonderful things you deserve.Copy !req
1093. - You don't know what you're saying.
- But I do.Copy !req
1094. It's the one gift I can give you.Copy !req
1095. And if I'm in the plant...Copy !req
1096. then I am part of the plant.Copy !req
1097. So in a way...Copy !req
1098. we'll always be together.Copy !req
1099. You'll wash my tender leavesCopy !req
1100. You'll smell my sweet perfumeCopy !req
1101. You'll water me and care for meCopy !req
1102. You'll see me bud and bloomCopy !req
1103. I'm feeling strangely happy nowCopy !req
1104. Contented and sereneCopy !req
1105. Oh, don't you seeCopy !req
1106. Finally I'll beCopy !req
1107. SomewhereCopy !req
1108. That'sCopy !req
1109. GreenCopy !req
1110. Hey! Watch it!Copy !req
1111. Mr. Krelborn.Copy !req
1112. Uh, Mr. Krelborn?Copy !req
1113. Patrick Martin.Copy !req
1114. International Licensing and Marketing.Copy !req
1115. I wanna show you something.Copy !req
1116. - I'm not interested.
- Ah, but you will be.Copy !req
1117. Look.Copy !req
1118. I took the liberty of taking a cutting
from that amazing plant of yours.Copy !req
1119. And look what grew
in just a couple of days.Copy !req
1120. The Design boys did the packaging.Copy !req
1121. Cute, huh?Copy !req
1122. Get the idea?Copy !req
1123. My firm is willing to pay you a reasonable
amount to take leaf cuttings...Copy !req
1124. develop little Audrey Ils...Copy !req
1125. sell them in florist shops, supermarkets.
Across the nation.Copy !req
1126. Pretty soon,
every household in America will have one.Copy !req
1127. Imagine it, boy.
We could make a fortune.Copy !req
1128. Little Audrey Ils, everywhere.Copy !req
1129. This could be bigger than Hula-Hoops.Copy !req
1130. What do you say, Mr. Krelborn?Copy !req
1131. Mr. Krelborn.Copy !req
1132. Krelborn!Copy !req
1133. Hey! We don't have to deal with you,
you know!Copy !req
1134. A goddamn vegetable's public domain!Copy !req
1135. You ask our lawyers!Copy !req
1136. Every household in America. That's
what you had in mind all along, isn't it?Copy !req
1137. No shit, Sherlock.Copy !req
1138. We're not talking about
one hungry plant here.Copy !req
1139. We're talking about world conquest.Copy !req
1140. And I wanna thank you.Copy !req
1141. You ate the only thing I ever loved.Copy !req
1142. You're a monster, and so am I.Copy !req
1143. It's gotta end. It's gonna stop right here.Copy !req
1144. Better wait a minuteCopy !req
1145. Uh, you better hold the phoneCopy !req
1146. Better mind your mannersCopy !req
1147. Better change your toneCopy !req
1148. Don't you threaten me, sonCopy !req
1149. You got a lot of gallCopy !req
1150. We're gonna do things my wayCopy !req
1151. Or we won't do things at allCopy !req
1152. Uh-huh!Copy !req
1153. You in trouble now.Copy !req
1154. Baby, yeah.Copy !req
1155. You don't know
What you're messing withCopy !req
1156. Uh, you got no ideaCopy !req
1157. You don't know what you're looking atCopy !req
1158. When you're looking hereCopy !req
1159. You don't know what you're up againstCopy !req
1160. No, no way, no howCopy !req
1161. You don't know
What you're messing withCopy !req
1162. But I'm gonna tell you nowCopy !req
1163. Get this straight
I'm just a mean green motherCopy !req
1164. From outer space and I'm badCopy !req
1165. Mean, green, badCopy !req
1166. I'm just a mean green mother
From outer spaceCopy !req
1167. And it looks like you've been hadCopy !req
1168. I'm just a mean green mother
From outer spaceCopy !req
1169. So get off my back
And get out my faceCopy !req
1170. 'Cause I'm mean and greenCopy !req
1171. And I am badCopy !req
1172. I'm badCopy !req
1173. YeahCopy !req
1174. Ooh!
Wanna save your skin, boy?Copy !req
1175. You wanna save your hide?Copy !req
1176. You wanna see tomorrow?
Ha, haCopy !req
1177. You better step asideCopy !req
1178. Better take a tip, boyCopy !req
1179. Want some good advice?Copy !req
1180. You better take it easyCopy !req
1181. 'Cause you're walking on thin iceCopy !req
1182. You don't know
What you're dealing withCopy !req
1183. No, you never didCopy !req
1184. You don't know what you're looking atCopy !req
1185. But that's tough titty, kidCopy !req
1186. The lion don't sleep tonightCopy !req
1187. And if you pull his tail, he roarsCopy !req
1188. You say that ain't fair
You say that ain't niceCopy !req
1189. You know what I say? Up yoursCopy !req
1190. YeahCopy !req
1191. Ow! Watch me now
I'm just a mean green motherCopy !req
1192. From outer space and I'm badCopy !req
1193. Mean, green, badCopy !req
1194. I'm just a mean green mother
A real disgraceCopy !req
1195. And you've got me fighting madCopy !req
1196. I'm just a mean green mother
From outer spaceCopy !req
1197. Gonna trash your ass
Gonna rock this placeCopy !req
1198. I'm mean and greenCopy !req
1199. And I am badCopy !req
1200. Mm-hmCopy !req
1201. You know I don't come
From no black lagoonCopy !req
1202. I'm from past the stars
And beyond the moonCopy !req
1203. You can keep the Thing
Keep the ItCopy !req
1204. Keep the Creature
They don't mean shitCopy !req
1205. Unh-unh-uh!Copy !req
1206. I got killer buds, a power stemCopy !req
1207. Nasty thorns and I'm using themCopy !req
1208. So better move it out, nature callsCopy !req
1209. You got the point?
I'm gonna bust your ballsCopy !req
1210. Here it comesCopy !req
1211. I'm mean and greenCopy !req
1212. Mean green mother from outer spaceCopy !req
1213. I'm mean and greenCopy !req
1214. Mean green mother from outer spaceCopy !req
1215. I'm mean and greenCopy !req
1216. Ooh!Copy !req
1217. And ICopy !req
1218. Am
Unh!Copy !req
1219. BadCopy !req
1220. Subsequent to the events
You have just witnessedCopy !req
1221. Similar events in cities across AmericaCopy !req
1222. Events which bore
A striking resemblanceCopy !req
1223. To the ones you have just seen
Began occurringCopy !req
1224. Ooh!Copy !req
1225. Subsequent to the events
You have just witnessedCopy !req
1226. Unsuspecting jerks
From Maine to CaliforniaCopy !req
1227. Made the acquaintance
Of a new breed of flytrapCopy !req
1228. And got sweet-talked
Into feeding it bloodCopy !req
1229. Thus the plants worked
Their terrible willCopy !req
1230. Finding jerks
Who would feed them their fillCopy !req
1231. And the plants proceeded to growCopy !req
1232. And growCopy !req
1233. And began what they came here to doCopy !req
1234. Which was essentially toCopy !req
1235. Eat ClevelandCopy !req
1236. And Des MoinesCopy !req
1237. And PeoriaCopy !req
1238. And New YorkCopy !req
1239. And where you liveCopy !req
1240. They may offer you fortune and fameCopy !req
1241. Love and money and instant acclaimCopy !req
1242. But whatever they offer you
Don't feed the plantsCopy !req
1243. They may offer you lots of cheap thrillsCopy !req
1244. Dates and discos in Beverly HillsCopy !req
1245. But whatever they offer you
Don't feed the plantsCopy !req
1246. Look out, here comes Audrey IICopy !req
1247. Look out, here I come for youCopy !req
1248. I come for youCopy !req
1249. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1250. Yeah! Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
1251. Help!Copy !req
1252. Hold your hat
And hang on to your soulCopy !req
1253. Something's coming
To eat the world wholeCopy !req
1254. If we fight it
We've still got a chanceCopy !req
1255. But whatever they offer youCopy !req
1256. Though they're slopping the trough
For youCopy !req
1257. Please whatever they offer you
Don't feed the plantsCopy !req