1. The colossal Kevin O'Shea
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2. Sees his little brother Danny downfield.
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3. The rush is on. The ball is in the air.
The crowd is going wild.
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4. Danny catches the ball.
He's at the 10, the 20, the 25.
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5. It looks like he could go all the way.
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6. The O'Shea brothers
are about to win the championship.
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7. Oh, there's a fumble.
Danny got it. Hey, Kevin, wait up.
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8. How many touchdowns you gonna throw me?
I'll bet it's at least 50, maybe 100.
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9. - What time was Mom gonna pick you up?
- She's not picking me up.
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10. She said I could spend
the day with you. Isn't that great?
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11. Yeah. Great.
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12. - Okay, spaces or laces?
- Spaces!
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13. - Come on!
- Go!
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14. - Come on!
- Spaces!
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15. - Laces.
- Laces, daddy-o.
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16. - I'll take Butz.
- Yes. It's over.
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17. - Stein and Rip.
- Yes.
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18. - Pinski.
- Yes.
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19. - McCormick.
- Yeah.
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20. - Ralphy.
- Yes.
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21. - Mouse.
- Yes.
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22. - Moritti.
- Yeah.
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23. All right. Let's play some football.
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24. Hey, Danny, the ball. Give me.
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25. I must be pretty bad
if my own brother won't even pick me.
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26. - Danny, look at it my way.
- I stink and you know it.
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27. You're perfect, and I stink.
That's it. The end.
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28. No, that's not it.
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29. It's just that I'm so good
it makes you look really bad.
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30. - Are you trying to cheer me up?
- Yeah.
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31. - It's not working.
- See, I stink at something too.
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32. Give me the ball.
I'll score a couple touchdowns for you.
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33. We kick off. Stand back, baby.
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34. Hi, Danny.
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35. Hi, Patty.
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36. - Aren't you playing today?
- No, I'm on the injured list.
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37. Hey, Danny...
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38. see that water tower?
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39. One day our name's
gonna be up there in big letters.
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40. The O'Shea brothers.
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41. We're gonna own this town.
You and me, buddy.
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42. Dig. Dig. Dig. Dig. Come on, people.
Show me something.
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43. Move it! Move it!
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44. Are you kidding, people? It's called sweat.
Show me some. Move. Move.
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45. Come on, gentlemen. Suck it up.
Suck it up!
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46. - Faster.
- Looking good, coach.
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47. - Oh, baby, now we're talking.
- Yeah.
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48. All right. Everybody, back up. Back up.
Give him room. Give him some air.
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49. Nice pop, Icebox.
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50. Thanks, Uncle Kev.
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51. - Is he dead?
- Well, he ain't moving.
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52. - You killed him, Icebox.
- Hey, Rudy, you okay?
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53. Oh, Rudy.
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54. Peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
Are you nuts?
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55. It's still good.
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56. You'll never get anywhere treating
your helmet like a lunch box.
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57. - What is that?
- Cheetos.
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58. - Crunchy or puffed?
- Puffed.
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59. Wimp.
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60. Everyone from here over,
go with Coach Butz.
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61. Everyone from here over, come with me.
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62. - Come on!
- Let's find out who's gonna make this team.
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63. - My mom made that!
- Move it.
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64. Set. Go.
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65. Set. Go.
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66. Go.
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67. - Oh, man.
- Next time.
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68. - Fifth one he's booted.
- Hands like frying pans. Set. Go.
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69. Why are you doing this to me, fellas?
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70. I cut your nails, wash you,
put gloves on you when you're cold.
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71. Hey, Hanon, you ever
catch anything? Ever?
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72. Caught a cold yesterday, Murph.
Here, have some.
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73. Gross. Gross. Get off of me, you little dork.
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74. The distance gained
divided by the time of travel.
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75. You clowns want to play football,
you gotta move.
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76. Ready.
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77. Come on, Tad. Go, Tad. Come on. Dig.
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78. What is this, a telethon? Ready.
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79. Next.
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80. Eight point five. Excellent, Briggs.
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81. - How did I do?
- I don't know. I don't have a sundial.
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82. Back in line.
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83. Hey, Icebox...
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84. you look like a boy
and play like a boy.
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85. Do you pee standing up?
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86. No, when she's hot to trot
she's still gotta squat.
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87. - Get off. I can't breathe!
- That's the whole point.
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88. - Becky, let him go.
- I can't breathe.
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89. - Get away. Come on. Get off!
- Let him go.
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90. - Let me go.
- Please, stop.
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91. You're lucky my dad showed up.
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92. - Hi, Danny.
- Hi.
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93. - Hey, guys.
- Hi, Dan.
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94. Hey, guess what, Uncle Dan?
I got the whole headlock thing on tape.
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95. - Here, wanna see?
- No, that's okay. Thanks.
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96. - How's she doing?
- She's the best one out there.
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97. You know...
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98. today I'm reminded
of what a lucky guy I am.
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99. Lucky to have been born an O'Shea.
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100. Lucky to have been born in this great town.
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101. Lucky to have been blessed
with abilities...
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102. that allowed me to bring
something back here to Urbania...
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103. my town.
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104. - Things like:
- Three high school championships.
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105. - Three high school championships.
- A collegiate championship.
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106. - A collegiate title.
- An all-American title.
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107. - An all-American title. And not to mention...
- And not to mention a Heisman Trophy.
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108. a Heisman Trophy.
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109. Today, I'm even more lucky...
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110. because there's one more thing
I can bring back to this town:
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111. A Peewee State Championship.
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112. Yeah!
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113. All right. All right.
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114. Now, when you hear your name called...
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115. I want you to go over to Coach Butz...
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116. and pick up your jersey.
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117. - Those jerseys are so cool.
- Dibs on Montana's number.
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118. I'm getting Michael Irvin's number,
the big 8-8.
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119. I just want one of those shirts.
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120. - Briggs.
- Yeah!
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121. - Patterson.
- Yes!
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122. - Hoffs.
- Yeah.
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123. - Lewis.
- Yeah.
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124. Bookman.
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125. - Grabelski.
- Grabelski!
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126. - Rivera.
- Rivera!
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127. - Scanlon.
- Scanlon, my man.
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128. - Parkhurst.
- Yes.
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129. - Walker.
- Yeah.
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130. - Lindemann.
- Yeah.
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131. - Beauregard.
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132. Gibbs.
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133. - Grieson.
- Yes!
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134. And last but not least...
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135. the backbone of this team...
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136. - Shawn Murphy.
- Yes! I knew it, Becky!
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137. Yes, thank you! I knew it!
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138. Now...
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139. for the rest of you...
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140. I'd like to say...
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141. Well, I just...
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142. I'd like to thank you for trying out.
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143. And I want you to remember,
hey, there's always next year.
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144. All right. Go.
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145. Okay.
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146. Well, I think this really sucks.
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147. I guess there's nothing we can learn
from this. Is there?
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148. Never try out for anything again.
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149. - Take her easy, coach.
- Hey, Ross.
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150. Kevin.
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151. - What the hell are you doing?
- I'm putting together a championship team.
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152. Did you see the faces of
the other kids?
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153. Football isn't about faces.
It's about speed, about talent.
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154. I picked the best.
Besides, I only got three weeks.
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155. - I can't waste my time with...
- Losers.
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156. - Butz.
- Who the hell are you, Vince Lombardi?
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157. This is peewee football.
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158. - Every kid should have a chance to play.
- Not on this team.
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159. What about Becky?
She's better than those boys.
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160. I hate to break it to you,
but Icebox is a girl.
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161. If you treat her like a girl,
she'll act like one.
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162. - Don't tell me how to raise my daughter.
- Don't tell me how to pick my squad.
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163. Way to go, Kevin.
You hurt their feelings.
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164. - Danny...
- You hurt their feelings.
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165. You and I both know
those kids can't cut it.
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166. What am I supposed to do, lie to them?
Build up their hopes?
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167. Trust me. It's better this way.
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168. You'll thank me tomorrow.
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169. I knew you'd see it my way.
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170. God bless family, friends...
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171. flowers, Nickelodeon,
all the little kitties...
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172. PEZ, Mr. Lorenzo, the school janitor...
His ears are so hairy.
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173. - He's an unfortunate man, Priscilla.
- God bless Daddy's favorite sport, football.
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174. - Amen.
- Amen, baby.
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175. - Amen.
- Dig in.
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176. I still don't understand
why you didn't pick Becky.
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177. - Yes, you do, Karen.
- It's not good enough, Kevin.
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178. She's your niece, and she's one
of the best players out there.
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179. - Yeah, and she can make boys cry.
- Honey, she's a girl.
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180. And girls can run countries...
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181. they can sit on the Supreme Court,
they can discover radium...
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182. but they can't play peewee football.
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183. - Correct.
- Oh, Kevin.
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184. All right. Maybe I went a little too far.
Maybe I've been a little...
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185. - Pigheaded? Chauvinistic, maybe.
- All right. You proved your point.
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186. I think Becky should be
involved with the team.
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187. - Really?
- Yeah, or any girl.
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188. Debbie, get your friends.
I need girls with spirit.
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189. - I need pom-poms. I need cheerleaders!
- Yes!
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190. I hate not being picked.
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191. Hey, I got an idea.
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192. Why don't we go put some
mud tires on the go-cart?
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193. - I don't want to.
- All right. Forget the tires.
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194. How about if we go camping
in the woods, huh? Make moose sounds?
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195. Forget the moose sounds.
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196. Listen, Beck...
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197. remember when Mom said that she was
gonna have to do what was best for her?
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198. Well, when she chose to leave us
she was kind of making a choice for us too.
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199. I mean, in a way, it gave us a chance
to get real close, you and me. Right?
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200. When Uncle Kevin didn't pick you
it was the same thing...
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201. because, in a way, he freed
you up for something else.
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202. Or to do something different
where you could do the picking.
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203. Dad...
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204. I just wanna play football.
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205. Hey, sweetie, if I had a football team,
I'd pick you.
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206. We never get picked for anything.
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207. - Life stinks.
- Yeah, there goes my shot at the pros.
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208. I'm gonna have to be a senator.
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209. Here's a kiss for Murphy
and one for Patterson and Briggs.
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210. Zol-fart, what kind of road kill
did your mom feed you last night?
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211. - Free-range skunk.
- This is a private establishment, gentlemen.
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212. Yeah, scram.
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213. - Please?
- I'm hurt. I'm really hurt.
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214. Yeah, we just came by to tell you guys
how incredibly sorry we are...
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215. that you didn't make the team.
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216. Not!
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217. The Icebox!
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218. - Let's get out of here.
- Go!
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219. Sure. Big shot on the go-cart.
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220. I'd give anything
to get you on the field.
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221. - Don't worry, Murph. You'll get your chance.
- Yeah, sure.
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222. You and your spaz patrol
didn't make the team.
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223. Well, I got a little news flash for you.
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224. We started our own team,
and we're gonna kick your Cowboy butts.
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225. If you got a team, who's your coach?
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226. My dad.
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227. Your dad?
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228. There are few times in a man's life
when he can howl at the moon.
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229. When he gets married, when he scores
the winning touchdown in a game...
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230. and when he buys his first Chevy.
Congratulations.
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231. - Thanks, Mr. O'Shea.
- Butz.
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232. - I'm going to lunch. You wanna surprise me?
- Yeah.
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233. - Sell a car.
- Okay. Sure.
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234. We're down by six points.
It's third and goal, two seconds left.
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235. I've been hit so many times I can't see.
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236. I'm busted up. I'm bleeding.
I'm so bruised I look like a code blue.
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237. - Two seconds? Thought it was four.
- Swore it was three.
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238. Believe me. It was two seconds.
Now the crowd in the stadium is going nuts.
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239. - All eyes are on me. I know...
- Howdy, gents.
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240. Already voted, mayor.
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241. O'Shea, I got my tail in a trap.
We gotta talk.
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242. Excuse me, boys. A little peewee business.
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243. Four seconds.
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244. To hell with the time,
you don't know what year it is.
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245. No.
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246. I'm feeling kind of foolish, son.
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247. Maybe it's the tie.
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248. Never mind the tie.
Now, we got a turd in the punch bowl.
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249. What?
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250. I got Urbania in the Pop Warner
league by telling everybody...
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251. that the great Kevin O'Shea
was gonna be coaching.
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252. - Yeah?
- I just got a phone call.
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253. It seems there's two teams in this town.
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254. Who's coaching the other one?
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255. Hey, fellas. Good morning, Louise.
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256. How you doing, champ?
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257. - Dad.
- Hi.
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258. I gotta tell you something.
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259. Me and the guys, we're forming
our own football team. Love you a lot.
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260. You trying to make me
look like an idiot?
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261. Where do you come off
trying to put together a team?
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262. I mean, what makes you think
that you could coach football?
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263. - I just heard about this...
- I don't want to hear it.
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264. No, Danny. You can't coach football.
Hell, you couldn't even play.
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265. - Whose fault was that?
- It wasn't my fault.
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266. Who said life was fair?
Some of us run for touchdowns...
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267. some of us run the projector.
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268. - I ran the class projector.
- I'm sure you were a great projectionist.
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269. Danny, listen, guys like you
and kids like that...
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270. They can't help that they're no good,
but they learn things.
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271. I mean they invent things.
They win Nobel Prizes.
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272. Einstein. Could he catch?
Did anybody care? No.
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273. Danny, listen to me. Listen to me.
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274. These things that you do
with the kids, they're great.
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275. I think they're admirable.
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276. You want to start a chess club,
a little nature walk class? This is fine.
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277. So let me get this straight.
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278. It's okay with you if I do something
with the kids?
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279. Sure.
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280. - But not football.
- Exactly.
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281. I knew you'd see it my way.
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282. - No, I don't.
- Pardon me?
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283. I don't see it your way.
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284. I've really never seen it your way.
I hate your way.
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285. - Now what's gotten into you?
- I'll tell you.
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286. You've gotten into me,
and I'm sick of it.
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287. - We're forming our own team.
- League rules state: One town. One team.
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288. - You can't have two.
- Have a playoff.
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289. That's a great idea, Wilbur.
How about it, fellas?
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290. How about it?
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291. Two Saturdays from today,
meet me at half-court.
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292. It's the 50-yard line, Dad.
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293. Danny...
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294. you don't stand a chance.
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295. We just want to play.
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296. Yeah!
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297. Where are we gonna find
anybody for the team?
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298. Someone who's good,
not at basketball, but like...
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299. Are you guys kidding me?
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300. Nothing but glass.
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301. You want to play football?
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302. Mr. O'Shea, I have an aversion
to pain and suffering.
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303. Nubie, I'm not talking
about setting foot on the field.
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304. I need somebody to help me coach,
you know, to come up with some plays.
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305. What kind of plays?
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306. Creative plays.
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307. Anything goes?
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308. Use your imagination.
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309. I'm in.
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310. - You ever played football?
- No.
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311. - Do you like football?
- No.
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312. - You want to play football?
- No.
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313. Great. You can be on our team.
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314. Yes, that's right, flight 45.
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315. - Dad.
- I'll see you Tuesday, son.
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316. Yeah, the flight
gets in at 9:00. Don't worry.
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317. What about him?
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318. Hey.
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319. Merry Christmas, everybody.
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320. Look at this.
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321. There's more stuff over here.
Give me a hand.
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322. Careful with this.
Some of these are antiques.
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323. Timmy, I'm not sure,
but I don't think that goes there.
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324. Guys, a lot of this
equipment has been used before.
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325. It's a mom!
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326. Excuse me, coach? Hi, Mr. O'Shea.
I'm Cheryl Berman.
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327. I'm sorry Jake's late,
but I took him to see Dr. Harding.
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328. He sneezed three times this morning
and had me worried.
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329. You can't be too cautious.
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330. We never thought we'd have children,
not after 13 years. It was me.
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331. When I got pregnant
the doctor ordered me to bed.
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332. I spent nine miserable months
on my back.
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333. If I'd rolled over, I could've lost him.
And the birth, God only knows the pain.
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334. He weighed only 1 pound, 11 ounces.
He spent six weeks in an incubator.
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335. And I think football
is just the medicine for him.
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336. My shrink told her
I gotta get out more.
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337. - I think he's gonna be fine.
- Oh, okay.
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338. Cool.
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339. Thanks. I needed that.
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340. Let's kick some butt.
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341. - I don't know but I've been told
- Butz's butt is green with mold
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342. - You say thank you, I say please
- Kevin sits down when he pees
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343. Looking good. Real good.
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344. All right. Let's stretch it out. Come on.
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345. He throws. It's up.
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346. Yeah! Touchdown!
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347. - What a throw.
- What a find.
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348. What a hunk. Wait a minute.
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349. What am I saying?
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350. I'm the Icebox.
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351. The Icebox doesn't like boys...
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352. except for that one.
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353. Hey, buddy, catch this.
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354. - He caught it.
- Good catch.
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355. Nice arm.
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356. - Junior Floyd.
- I'm Hanon.
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357. - Zolteck.
- What's up?
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358. - I'm Tad.
- Cool.
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359. - You wanna play some football?
- Yeah, let's see that arm again.
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360. Where is he?
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361. Hey, you.
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362. Hi.
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363. Dad, don't tell jokes. You can't tell jokes.
You never could tell jokes.
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364. I'm gonna ask his mother
if he can play football.
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365. I can't go in there.
I'd look like a geek.
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366. This doesn't sound like you.
You got a crush on this guy?
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367. I'm the Icebox.
I don't get crushes.
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368. Oh, my God. There he is.
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369. - He is so cute.
- Relax.
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370. - You didn't tell me his mother's Patty Floyd.
- So?
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371. I knew her when I was a kid.
I had a thing...
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372. - Would you get a grip?
- Me? You get a grip.
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373. - One of us has gotta knock on that door.
- You.
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374. - We need a quarterback. Do it.
- No, you do it.
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375. Hey. You traitor!
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376. Hi. Can I?
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377. - Danny?
- Hi.
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378. - Danny O'Shea, how are you?
- Fine. Really good.
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379. - Well, come on in.
- Sure.
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380. Ready.
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381. Go.
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382. - Man, what an arm.
- Ready. Go.
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383. Hanon, nice try. All right, guys.
Let's give it another shot.
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384. Use your hands.
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385. Ready. Go!
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386. Oh, good catch, guys. Good catch!
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387. My mom says the pads you gave me
weren't enough.
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388. Push him.
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389. Hey, this is great. Keep it up.
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390. I don't feel a...
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391. - Jake?
- Jake?
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392. - He will never do it.
- They've done it already.
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393. - Make your bet.
- Make your bet.
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394. If these boys don't win,
I sweep the shop for three weeks.
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395. It's gonna be a landslide,
and I'll say it again.
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396. - if they don't win, I'll sweep it for a month.
- Good.
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397. - You got witnesses. Understand?
- Remember this.
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398. Stand like this. Come on in.
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399. It's a huddle. Huddle, Latin for round.
Turn around. There you go.
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400. Communication is the key.
I signal the quarterback with the play.
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401. He relates it to you in the huddle. Then,
we try it on the field. Okay, let's do it.
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402. Okay, guys. It's a curl
out to the fullback on two.
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403. Hey, wait a second.
How come we never call a play for me?
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404. - You're a tackle, dip-head.
- Hey!
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405. Nobody calls me a dip-head
except my sister.
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406. Hey, guys. Guys. Guys, wait!
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407. Guys, I'll run the ball.
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408. You always run the ball.
Why can't I run the ball?
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409. Because you're slow
and no one likes you.
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410. - Says who?
- Everybody says.
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411. - I call the play.
- You suck!
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412. I want to run the ball.
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413. - You can't go to my birthday party.
- So what?
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414. Okay, guys. That was good
for a first time. Let's try it again.
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415. Ready. Go!
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416. Nice pass. Nice catch.
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417. Junior.
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418. Ready. Go!
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419. - Yeah!
- Yes!
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420. All right!
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421. Very nice. Okay, from now on, we'll play
with this. Put this in the bathroom.
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422. - Good job, Icebox.
- Thanks.
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423. Anytime.
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424. - I'll get the quarterback.
- Hut one. Hut two.
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425. Got you!
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426. Okay, Icebox. You can get off me.
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427. Oh, sorry.
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428. Gentlemen, that is your opponent.
You must defeat her at all costs.
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429. Patterson, Becky is all they've got.
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430. She's strong.
I want you to hit her low and hard.
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431. Get in your position.
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432. Head up, butt down. Stick and drive.
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433. Set. Go!
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434. Oh, son. Son, it's a couch cushion.
It's a couch cushion, son!
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435. I want you to wrap your arms
and drive through it.
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436. - Stand back. Let the master do this.
- Let's go, coach!
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437. - Priscilla, I want you to shoot this.
- Go for it, Daddy.
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438. Briggs, count it off.
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439. Ready.
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440. Set. Go!
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441. Kevin!
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442. Oh, doctor!
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443. Coach!
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444. Daddy!
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445. If there's gonna be pee wee football
in Urbania, everybody's gonna play.
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446. Big round of applause for the Little Giants.
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447. She's buff. She's bad.
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448. She's Becky "The Icebox" O'Shea.
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449. All right. Let's give it up
for "Rad" Tad Simpson.
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450. Rudy Zolteck,
your neighborhood-friendly gasman.
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451. Gasman? I don't get it.
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452. Think about it.
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453. Here's Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon!
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454. Say hello to
Timmy "I Wanna Score" Moore.
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455. - Thanks for coming.
- That was great.
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456. - I want a copy of that.
- You got it.
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457. Johnny, I thought I was gonna
meet your dad tonight.
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458. He's got business and stuff.
See you, coach.
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459. - I'll see you.
- Bye.
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460. Well, the dip sucked.
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461. But bottom line, you're okay,
Coach O'Shea.
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462. Thanks, Junior.
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463. Do you have time to get me
your brother's autograph?
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464. Oh, let's go.
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465. - This was such a blast.
- It was nothing.
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466. No, you're doing an amazing job
with those kids.
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467. All that time I knew you, I had no idea
that you would be like this.
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468. - Well, I was 11.
- Yeah.
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469. I guess I've changed.
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470. Yeah, I guess you're right.
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471. Have I changed?
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472. Well, you're taller,
and you have your driver's license.
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473. And to be honest with you,
your face is exactly as I remember it.
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474. Come on, Mom.
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475. Good night, Danny.
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476. See you, coach.
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477. Good night, you guys. Sleep tightly.
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478. Tightly?
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479. Dumb.
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480. Okay, let's clean it up.
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481. There he goes.
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482. I love this. Wait, wait, wait.
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483. Hey, Karen, how many times you gonna
watch this? It's making me nauseous.
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484. You kill me.
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485. No, Mom. Mom, let's calm down.
Let's calm down.
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486. You know, I was only trying to make
a point that Becky's all they got...
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487. and to win, we've gotta neutralize her.
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488. Wait, wait, wait. What about Junior?
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489. Who?
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490. Hut one! Hut two! Hut three!
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491. Look at the cannon on that kid.
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492. He's playing for the wrong team.
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493. Hut one! Hut two! Hut three!
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494. - Yeah!
- That's the way. All right. Come on back.
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495. That's good, Johnny. Keep your head up.
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496. Spies.
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497. - Where?
- In the weeds.
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498. Somebody's a little scared, huh?
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499. Okay. Take a little break. Then, we'll
start running the super-secret play.
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500. I'm just gonna get the diagram.
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501. Coach, they're gonna do
the super-secret play.
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502. State police? Oh, thank God.
This is Thelma May Rogers.
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503. I'm 86. I live in Urbania.
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504. There are two men down the bridge
from the Shell station...
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505. in the bushes spying on some kids.
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506. We're all so upset.
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507. I don't think men their age should be
parading around in their underwear.
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508. Please, hurry.
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509. - Nice going.
- Yeah.
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510. This is incredible.
They got the guards in the backfield.
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511. They... They got the center
to the right, and...
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512. And the quarterback isn't even there.
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513. They're standing around, Butz.
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514. Oh, yeah.
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515. Freeze!
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516. - I'm on a roll, huh?
- Your sandwich, dangerous one.
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517. Last night, I go out the window.
Today, I'm arrested...
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518. handcuffed, humiliated. My own brother!
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519. lmagine how I feel married
to a peeping Tom.
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520. That was a brilliant move...
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521. calling the state cops
instead of the local cops.
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522. I didn't think Danny had it in him.
I will get him back.
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523. This could've been avoided
if you'd just formed one team.
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524. Don't you understand that the people
of this town expect me to win?
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525. - Nobody buys a Chevy from a loser!
- Honey, this is peewee football. Remember?
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526. - It's supposed to be fun.
- It's not fun anymore.
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527. See, all the fun is gone now.
See, now it's war.
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528. Come on. Let's go. Keep moving.
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529. Come on. Make that cut.
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530. Come on. Come on. Protect the ball.
Good. Good.
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531. Lift them. Lift those legs. Thattaboy.
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532. Drive, drive, drive!
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533. Come on. Unload on this thing!
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534. Very nice. Looking good. Looking good.
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535. Hit. Hit. Hit. Hit. Hit.
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536. That's right, guys. Make them pop.
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537. Yes!
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538. You'll have to put the top up
if you want us to wash it.
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539. I didn't come for a car wash.
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540. You're wasting our time with this team.
We should concentrate on Sutterville.
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541. Jeez, Dan, you don't even belong
on the same field as your brother.
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542. One dollar for the wash, Butz.
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543. You'll just embarrass yourself
with them dirt-balls.
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544. Hell, if I was a mama hen
and they was my chicks...
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545. I'd lead them to water
and let them drown.
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546. Harold, you're the tenth car
that's come in here today.
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547. You're entitled to a free wash.
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548. Okay, guys. Wash it.
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549. Hey, Junior.
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550. Truce.
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551. No!
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552. Hey, Dan, we're next.
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553. - Hey, Uncle Dan.
- Hi, Deb.
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554. - Hi, Junior.
- Hey.
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555. Hey, Becky, check it out. My mom
got us new uniforms for the game.
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556. - Cool.
- I am so jealous of you...
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557. being in the huddle with Junior Floyd!
Even 12-year-old girls think he's a fox.
Copy !req
558. - Yeah, well, I really don't notice.
- Well, see you.
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559. Yeah.
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560. Hey. Hi, Junior.
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561. What's up?
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562. I wanted to let you know
I'm gonna be at the game Saturday.
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563. Hey, Icebox, maybe you
should become a cheerleader.
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564. Bubbles and stuff.
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565. Junior!
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566. Hey, don't!
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567. There you go.
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568. Give me a J
Give me a U
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569. - Give me an N
- Becky!
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570. Hey, I got an idea
for a whole new defense.
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571. I read about a monster-back thing where
you run around causing destruction.
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572. Are you wearing lipstick?
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573. No. It's a cherry Tootsie Pop.
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574. O'Shea Chevrolet.
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575. I got a hot tip for you, Mr. Heisman.
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576. Butz!
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577. - Go ahead, Orville. I'm listening.
- There's a new family in town.
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578. They got a tough 10-year-old.
He's a monster.
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579. Now I'm talking real big.
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580. Oh, yeah? How big?
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581. Put it this way.
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582. If he was a trout,
you wouldn't throw him back.
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583. - Thanks a lot, buddy. I owe you one.
- Thanks.
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584. - Hi, big Jim.
- Hey there, Kevin.
Copy !req
585. Hey, Kev. Where you going?
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586. Just out for a little spin, Danny.
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587. What's with the go-cart?
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588. Becky asked me to check the compression.
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589. - You following me?
- No.
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590. You following me?
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591. No.
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592. - Are you lying to me?
- No.
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593. He's mine, Danny! Damn it!
Copy !req
594. Here they come! Danny's in the go-cart.
Copy !req
595. This whole town may love you...
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596. but I'm the only one
who knows how sick you are.
Copy !req
597. - I treated you like a prince.
- You ignored me!
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598. - I took you to see the Cleveland Indians.
- You left me at the stadium.
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599. Damn it!
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600. Excuse me.
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601. Are you...?
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602. Hey, don't tell me. You're Coach O'Shea.
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603. Yeah, I'm Coach O'Shea.
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604. You're Coach O'Shea! Who am I?
Look at this.
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605. Who am I?
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606. Oh, you're remembering
my old playing days.
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607. Remembering them? I treasure them.
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608. You're the reason we moved to this town,
you and that football league.
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609. You... You look kind of small
for a football star.
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610. That's what they all thought.
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611. Yeah.
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612. - So where is your?
- His name's Spike.
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613. He's right here.
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614. Hang on a second. Spike!
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615. Come on down here.
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616. I want you to meet Coach O'Shea.
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617. Look at the boy.
He was bred for football glory.
Copy !req
618. The first skin he touched was a pigskin.
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619. Pushing a football across the floor
with his head at four months old.
Copy !req
620. Did his first pull-up when he was
18 months. Give me 10!
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621. Runs a 40 in 6.5 flat.
Bench-presses twice his own weight.
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622. Won the 8-year-old division of the pass,
punt, run when he was 5 years old.
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623. O'Shea, I've been cultivating him,
grooming him.
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624. Every night, before he goes to bed...
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625. I massage his hamstrings
with evaporated milk. Yeah.
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626. He's quite a boy.
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627. Play to die!
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628. Knees high! Knees high!
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629. Guys, I got great news.
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630. We got a new player.
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631. Mama!
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632. - Who's that?
- Looks like a side of beef.
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633. Or a genetics experiment
gone terribly wrong.
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634. - Where's his socks?
- Where's his neck?
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635. He's bigger than my dad.
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636. Spike's in hell.
Spike's in peewee hell.
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637. Guys, Spike's our new tailback.
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638. Now we can run the annexation
of Puerto Rico.
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639. - What's that?
- I don't know if we're ready for that.
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640. - What formation do you like to run out of?
- Power-I. Now, who's Spike's lead blocker?
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641. The Icebox.
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642. - Where's he at?
- Right here.
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643. Is Spike mistaken? Aren't you a girl?
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644. Gee, good eye.
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645. - Spike don't play with girls.
- She's pretty good, Spike.
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646. Spike don't care. Didn't you hear?
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647. Spike don't play with...
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648. I can tackle anything, anytime, anywhere.
Got that?
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649. Look, you berserk-o Barbie doll,
when you mess with Spike...
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650. - you mess with death.
- Can you walk the walk?
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651. - Try me!
- I will!
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652. - Let's go!
- Right now!
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653. Somebody call 911!
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654. All right. Okay. Okay. Hold it.
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655. Becky, wanna get that car for me, please?
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656. Why me? So you can play with this ape?
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657. Can I have a little word with you, please?
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658. Your leg's bigger than my body.
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659. With this guy, we got an actual shot
at winning this.
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660. Give me a minute to get him used
to the idea of playing with a girl.
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661. You don't think I can take him, do you?
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662. This is a bunch of crap.
Copy !req
663. - Shirley.
- Hi, Kevin.
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664. Icebox not hungry?
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665. Alert the media.
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666. - How you doing, hotshot?
- Hey, Louise. Thank you, dear.
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667. Good shot.
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668. - You still mad at me for not picking you?
- No.
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669. - I guess you got your own team now.
- It's not my team.
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670. It's Spike's team.
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671. Dad's got a big crush on him.
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672. Don't be so hard on the old man.
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673. It can't be easy on him
having me as a brother...
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674. or you as a daughter.
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675. Very funny.
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676. People like you and me, we're stubborn.
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677. If we don't get our own way, watch out.
Copy !req
678. When you played football
you wanted to kill your coach too?
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679. Hey, you can't fault the guy
for trying to win.
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680. He doesn't wanna win.
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681. He wants to prove he's not scared of you.
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682. What do you want?
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683. I thought I wanted to play,
but now there's all this other stuff.
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684. What other stuff?
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685. Not football stuff.
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686. Debbie likes Junior, doesn't she?
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687. Does Veronica like Archie?
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688. She's gonna get him. I know it.
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689. You know, she'd probably kill me
if she knew I told you this...
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690. but you wanna find a boy,
you gotta figure out how boys think.
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691. And if this boy's a quarterback,
he's probably gonna want some cute girl...
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692. not some teammate.
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693. But I don't know about being a cute girl.
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694. I'm good at sports.
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695. Of course you are. You're an O'Shea.
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696. But listen to me.
You got a lot more to offer than football.
Copy !req
697. - A lot more.
- You think so?
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698. I know so.
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699. Hey, Uncle Kevin.
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700. Do you think I'm pretty?
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701. No.
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702. I think you're beautiful.
Copy !req
703. Okay, guys. Let's make
this power-I formation work.
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704. - Ready!
- Break!
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705. Ready. Set.
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706. Hut one. Hut two!
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707. You call this a team?
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708. Hey, pretty boy,
when you hand off to Spike...
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709. put it here. Boom!
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710. And you, fat lineman!
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711. You rang?
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712. Get your jellyrolls out of Spike's way...
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713. unless you want cleat marks
up your fat back.
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714. Spike!
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715. Come get in the car, son.
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716. What's going on?
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717. Oh, no.
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718. You're a Cowboy now.
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719. Thank you, football god.
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720. Where's he going?
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721. So you're a Heisman Trophy winner?
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722. I said I was Coach O'Shea, not Kevin.
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723. You must think you're pretty slick, huh?
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724. I can't wait till tomorrow.
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725. One more day, baby!
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726. One more day.
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727. - Great. Now the other guys have Spike.
- We got nothing.
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728. - We got us.
- Yeah, we stink!
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729. - Because you can't catch.
- At least he can walk.
Copy !req
730. - Hey, Zolteck, have another Pop-Tart.
- Or can't you open your mouth wide enough?
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731. - Come on, that's enough.
- Yeah, coach is right. Break it up.
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732. Shut up, Junior. You're so good
it makes us sick.
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733. Hey, you don't want me to play?
No problemo. I'm out of here.
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734. If it wasn't for him,
we wouldn't even have a team.
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735. If it wasn't for him, maybe you'd stop
drooling and play a little more football.
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736. Yeah, he's right!
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737. Why can't we all play together?
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738. Oh, shut up, dipstick! You're probably
the main reason Spike quit.
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739. Yeah, quit bawling, you big baby.
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740. I can cry if I want. It's a free country.
I can even do this.
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741. Nice kick!
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742. Hey, guys, practice isn't over yet.
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743. Who cares?
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744. What's the use? I am a dipstick.
I'll never get to play.
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745. Hey, kid, you got a second?
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746. We have to get to a banquet in Canton,
where the Hall of Fame is.
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747. And we took a wrong turn somewhere.
Look, we started out here on I-7 east.
Copy !req
748. We're coming across here.
We went up 104.
Copy !req
749. We took the 49. Then we were gonna take
shortcuts. We go 10, 12, 48. Hut.
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750. And we have to hit Canton,
and we have to hit it hard.
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751. And I don't know where we are!
Copy !req
752. Guys?
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753. Now what?
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754. Let's play some ball.
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755. - Steve Emtman.
- Emmitt Smith.
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756. Tim Brown.
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757. - Bruce Smith.
- Emmitt Smith.
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758. Take a shot. Just block me.
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759. Come on. You can do it.
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760. - No way.
- Don't be scared.
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761. Run through me. Run through me.
Come on.
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762. Get the fear out of your eyes!
Let's go! Come on!
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763. Yeah!
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764. All right. All right now. Good job.
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765. Just remember, football's 80%% mental,
40%% physical.
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766. - Right.
- Right.
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767. What?
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768. I wasn't always the biggest.
I wasn't always the fastest.
Copy !req
769. I wasn't always the smartest.
But I believed within myself...
Copy !req
770. that I was a giant.
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771. He pivots, fakes, chucks the big bomb
halfway down the field...
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772. to our, hopefully,
still wide-open tailback.
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773. I call it the annexation of Puerto Rico.
Copy !req
774. - Not bad.
- Really?
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775. I kind of stole it from you.
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776. Raiders-Vikings, Super Bowl XI.
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777. Hey, you are a genius.
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778. Thanks. Problem is we don't have
a tailback.
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779. Listen, what if you tried this?
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780. You know what this is called?
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781. Intimidation.
Copy !req
782. Cool.
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783. Now, tomorrow,
when you go to the game...
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784. you don't want to be intimidated.
So let me see your game faces.
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785. No, no. You can do better than that.
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786. Let me see your game faces.
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787. Try this.
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788. You're getting it.
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789. That's it, guys. Now come and get me.
Copy !req
790. - Mind if I ask you something?
- Yeah.
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791. I got kind of a big game coming up.
You got any advice?
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792. - Good luck.
- What, that's it?
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793. - Later.
- See you, Steve. Bye, Emmitt.
Copy !req
794. - Have a good trip.
- Thanks.
Copy !req
795. There's no big secret to winning football.
It's doing what these guys do every game.
Copy !req
796. Just go out and give it your best.
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797. Bottom line, I took a team
to a Super Bowl, and we won.
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798. I even had some guys on that team
that nobody wanted.
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799. But we were a team,
and that's what you guys are.
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800. You're a football team. That's like
a family, except you get to hit each other.
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801. But you have to stick together.
Do that, and you'll be fine.
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802. Thanks, Mr. Madden.
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803. - Thanks, Mr. Madden.
- See you!
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804. Let me tell you people something.
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805. This ain't just a football.
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806. This is your hopes, your dreams,
your ambitions, your soul in a roll.
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807. It's your life.
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808. Tomorrow on that field,
it's do or die. Win or cry!
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809. Go, baby! Go!
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810. Men, tonight when you go home,
I want you to brush your little teeth.
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811. I want you to wash your little faces.
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812. And I want you to dream
of football glory...
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813. because tomorrow, we're gonna crush
the Little Giants into smithereens.
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814. - What do you say, men?
- Yeah!
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815. Yeah!
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816. - Guess who.
- Who?
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817. - Me.
- Hey, Junior.
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818. Hey, that's disgusting. It looks like they're
trying to swallow each other's heads.
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819. They're doing it all wrong.
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820. You have to move your head dramatic, like
Kevin Costner in Robin Hood. Like this.
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821. No. In movies, they do that
chicken-pecking, mouth half-open thing.
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822. Like this. "Hey, baby."
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823. No.
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824. Check this out. My cousin told me that
her and her boyfriend use their tongues.
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825. - That's disgusting.
- I know. Spit swappers.
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826. - Yeah, kind of like them.
- Tonsil hockey.
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827. You know the only problem
with kissing your own hand is?
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828. What?
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829. - It doesn't kiss back.
- You wanna learn how to kiss?
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830. - I didn't say that. Do you?
- No. I just got that vomit taste.
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831. Hey, we'll have to learn
how sooner or later...
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832. I mean, if you wanna have kids
and get a job.
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833. - You can have kids without kissing.
- You can't get a job.
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834. Well, I'll become a teacher.
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835. But what if you were forced to?
Wouldn't it be good to learn with a friend?
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836. You know, for scientific purposes.
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837. No way! If I had to learn how to kiss,
and I mean absolutely, positively...
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838. no way out of it, no matter what, can't
get out of it, I had to learn how to kiss...
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839. Well then, I think I'd want
to learn with...
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840. Let me guess.
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841. - Debbie.
- I don't know.
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842. But if not her, definitely another
cheerleader-type, right?
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843. Maybe. I don't know.
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844. Look, this is really weird.
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845. Hey, Junior.
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846. If I was like a cheerleader,
you'd wanna learn with me.
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847. But you're not. You're different.
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848. You're cool. You're the Icebox.
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849. Come on, you're probably the only girl
I've met that can beat up my dad.
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850. Anyways, I'll see you later.
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851. - Hey.
- Hey, Uncle Kev.
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852. Is Aunt Karen home?
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853. Come on in, buddy.
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854. Oh, no, you don't. You can't.
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855. This team has come too far
to be shot down on a lousy call.
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856. Watch the grabbing, zebra.
They're giving him the business.
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857. What? You're throwing me out?
I'll throw you out.
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858. I'll throw your mother out.
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859. - Hi, Dad.
- Hey.
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860. - Bye, Dad.
- Hang on. What do you got, a victory cake?
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861. - Half that team's allergic to chocolate.
- It's not a cake.
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862. You can't sneak away
without telling me what it is.
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863. It's nothing.
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864. Okay. If my little fullback
wants to surprise me...
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865. that's all right with me.
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866. Little fullback?
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867. Your little fullback?
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868. That's all I am to you, isn't it?
Your little fullback.
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869. Your ticket to beating Kevin
and winning the game.
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870. Becky, what's wrong?
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871. What's wrong? Everything's wrong.
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872. Do you know what Mom used to call me?
Her little princess.
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873. When she tucked me in she'd go,
"Good night, little princess."
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874. Then she'd kiss me on my cheeks.
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875. Then she'd pull the covers all around me.
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876. And you remember that?
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877. Yeah.
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878. She wouldn't let me play football.
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879. She wouldn't call me
her little fullback either.
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880. Becky, look, Mom's not here anymore.
She left us.
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881. - She quit.
- No!
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882. She didn't quit. She just found
a better team.
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883. I'm not playing tomorrow.
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884. This was your idea. This game was the
most important thing in the world to you.
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885. No, Dad, this game means everything
in the world to you.
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886. Come on, Dad. Throw it in here.
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887. Come on, fellas. Tomorrow's the big one.
Don't let me down.
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888. You want intimidation?
I'll show you intimidation.
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889. I'll be back in a few days.
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890. Be good.
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891. - You get a good night's sleep.
- Don't think about football.
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892. I won't, Daddy.
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893. Three.
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894. Four.
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895. Five.
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896. Six.
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897. Seven. Eight.
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898. I want to pump you up.
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899. Good night, Urbania. And a special
good luck to all tomorrow's players.
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900. Well, hello again, everybody.
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901. This is Cliff Parson,
your play-by-play announcer.
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902. What a day it is.
We're at Kevin O'Shea Stadium...
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903. located in pastoral Urbania, Ohio...
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904. scene of what's become known
as "Mania in Urbania."
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905. Yeah, let's go.
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906. Now shake it up.
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907. Guys, quiet down! Hold it.
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908. Father Kelly is kind enough
to say a prayer for our victory today.
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909. Yeah!
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910. Pipe down!
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911. All right. Quiet down for chrissake!
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912. Hey, shut up!
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913. Go ahead, Father.
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914. As we are about to embark on this journey
of athletic competition...
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915. we pause to reflect.
It is not whether you win or lose...
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916. Giants! Giants! Giants!
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917. What the hell?
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918. Giants! Giants! Giants! Giants!
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919. Giants! Giants! Giants! Giants!
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920. Let's kill them! Come on!
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921. They don't respect you!
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922. Hey, Briggs, you big snot-ball,
I'll eat you for lunch!
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923. All right. All right. All right. Guys, cool it.
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924. One sec, coach. Paging Spike the putz!
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925. Hey, hey! Hang on, son.
What's the matter?
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926. That's right, Spike!
Icebox is gonna defrost you!
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927. You're getting fired up?
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928. Yeah, there you go, son.
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929. Save that rage!
Uncork it on the first person you hit.
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930. All right. All right. All right.
Enough of that.
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931. - Relax, coach.
- We're unstoppable!
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932. Yeah!
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933. Hi, guys.
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934. Becky?
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935. Look, I just came by to wish you
good luck and have a great game.
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936. I'll be rooting for you.
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937. All right. Everything's gonna be okay.
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938. - Let's talk strategy, guys.
- Strategy?
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939. Without Becky, we're gonna be
Cream of Wheat.
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940. Without Icebox, Spike's gonna rip off
my face and wear it on Halloween.
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941. I'm leaving the country.
I'm going to New Mexico.
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942. Guys, wait. I got something to show you.
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943. - What?
- What is it?
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944. Death shrouds.
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945. Your name's on the back.
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946. So the guys at the morgue
can identify the bodies.
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947. Hold up! Gentlemen...
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948. this ain't just a football.
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949. It's our lives!
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950. Show them what we have!
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951. Here come the Cowboys!
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952. Let's go, guys. Come on.
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953. Okay? Here we go. All right!
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954. Okay. Remember, guys,
this is just a football...
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955. just air and pig intestines.
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956. All right. Come on.
Let's get out there.
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957. I can't see with this thing on!
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958. Is this on? Is this...?
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959. Great to see you, folks.
Welcome to the park.
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960. Today, Kevin's peewee Cowboys
are gonna test their mini-muscles...
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961. against Danny's Little Giants.
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962. Little Giants, nice touch.
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963. - I thought you'd like that.
- Guys.
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964. Kevin, you call it.
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965. - Heads.
- Excuse me. How come he gets to call it?
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966. What's the difference?
You kick off, we ram it down your throat.
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967. We kick off, take it from you,
then ram it down your throat.
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968. You've been bossing me around
since we were kids. Stop it.
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969. You don't ask for things. You take them.
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970. Like you took my ticket
to that World Series?
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971. Guys, cut it out. You're brothers.
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972. - Not by choice.
- I don't have to take that...
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973. from a guy who sunk
his last dime into a broken gas station.
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974. It's been servicing this community
for over 40 years.
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975. - It's a landmark.
- Ought to be a landfill.
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976. You don't know anything
about loyalty or heart.
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977. I would put that gas station
up against any business in this town.
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978. - You sure?
- Yes, I am.
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979. - Okay, fine.
- Okay, fine.
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980. What are we talking about?
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981. My car dealership against your gas station,
winner of this game takes it all.
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982. - You're on.
- Fine.
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983. I'll even let you call it. Open up your fist.
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984. - Heads.
- Tails.
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985. - This will be the longest day of your life.
- We'll see about that.
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986. What am I doing?
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987. Cowboys! Cowboys!
Win, win, win!
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988. - Giants! Giants!
- Help us, God!
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989. Let's make something happen.
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990. Giants kicking off. They'll defend
the western goal to my right, your left.
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991. Go!
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992. All right, guys. All right.
Kicking is the key to this game.
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993. Somebody's holding a pound of Aunt
Betty's nut butter. It's a live ball!
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994. Cowboys recover.
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995. That was easy.
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996. I-formation right, 32 dive on go.
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997. Ready. Break!
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998. When I get finished with you...
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999. you'll fart out your mouth
and talk out your butt.
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1000. Is that physically possible?
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1001. Down!
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1002. Set!
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1003. Go!
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1004. - All right. All right.
- That's my boy!
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1005. Are you all right?
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1006. I think so.
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1007. I guess it is possible.
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1008. Go!
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1009. Way to hold him.
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1010. Dead meat.
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1011. Go!
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1012. Stay with him. Come on.
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1013. Touchdown, Cowboys!
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1014. This isn't American Gladiators.
That was a cheap shot.
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1015. No penalty. No penalty.
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1016. Did I pass the spelling test, Mrs. Greely?
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1017. Wow. Spike knocked him all the way back
to second grade.
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1018. - Okay, three little pigs on go. Ready.
- Wait.
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1019. - What's the three little pigs?
- Here.
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1020. Look. We're lined up strong left. Zolteck,
watch Murphy coming through the hole.
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1021. - Ready.
- Break!
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1022. Down!
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1023. Set! Go!
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1024. Blow the whistle! Blow the whistle!
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1025. Blow the whistle! Come on. Blow it!
Blow it!
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1026. Tad, you're going the wrong way.
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1027. Blow the whistle! Come on!
Blow the whistle! Blow it.
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1028. Blow it!
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1029. All right.
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1030. Down!
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1031. Set! Hut!
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1032. I should have gone to summer school.
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1033. Okay. Hanon, I want you to run
a bear trap curl...
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1034. - and try to catch the ball.
- No problem.
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1035. - Okay, guys. On two. Ready.
- Break!
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1036. Down!
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1037. Set! Go! Go! Go!
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1038. Hey, Hot Hands.
You're the best player on our team.
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1039. - Ready.
- Break!
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1040. Gonna rip your head off.
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1041. Down!
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1042. Set!
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1043. Go! Go! Go! Go!
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1044. Hammersmith dives on the ball in the
end zone. Touchdown, Cowboys!
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1045. I can't see with this thing on!
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1046. That's the end of your first half.
The score: Cowboys 21, Giants nothing.
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1047. - I'm not finished with you, Zol-fart.
- Have a nice halftime, girls.
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1048. Look at my back. Is my spine sticking out
through my uniform?
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1049. - It's hard to tell.
- I've lost feeling in the back of my leg.
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1050. - Maybe it's asleep.
- Nobody wake it.
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1051. - Hanon, call 911.
- I can't. My fingers are stuck together.
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1052. Hey, Danny, this thing's gone far enough.
Let's call it off, huh?
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1053. - It's not over.
- It's not over. You're sure?
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1054. It's halftime.
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1055. Okay, kid. Hey, there'll always be a job
for you at the full-service pumps.
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1056. Okay, guys. Listen up. We still got a shot.
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1057. A couple things go differently for us,
we're in it.
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1058. - We can do it.
- We really creamed them by showing up.
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1059. We quit. So call us if you decide
to coach softball.
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1060. - What about the second half?
- Tell them we can't come out.
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1061. - Put us on the injured list.
- Yeah.
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1062. You know, there's something
you guys should know.
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1063. When I was 10 years old,
I put myself on the injured list.
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1064. - I never got off.
- Why?
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1065. Because I didn't get picked a few times.
So I started hiding under the bleachers.
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1066. That's where we belong,
under the bleachers.
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1067. No, you don't.
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1068. You guys belong out there
with those Cowboys.
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1069. You know how I know that?
Because I belong out there with my brother.
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1070. Give us a break. You couldn't beat
Kevin O'Shea at anything.
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1071. - No, that's not true. I did beat him once.
- When?
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1072. When we were kids. We used to race
our bikes down Cherry Hill after school.
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1073. We'd race every day,
and he always beat me.
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1074. But one time, one time, I beat him.
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1075. - You beat Kevin down Cherry Hill?
- Yes, I did. He ate my dust.
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1076. - Big deal. One time.
- You know...
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1077. one time, at Randy Cooper's swim party,
I did a back flip off the high dive.
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1078. - And my brother chickened out.
- Roger chickened out? He's a Marine.
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1079. Oh, that's nothing.
One time, at a Spring Carnival...
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1080. I beat both my brothers
in the cow-dung toss.
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1081. You beat Matt and Brad in the turd toss?
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1082. One time, I went fishing
with my entire family.
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1083. I was the only one that didn't throw up.
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1084. So what?
That doesn't make us good football players.
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1085. Wait a second, guys. Who said
you had to be good to play football?
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1086. You play football because you want to.
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1087. You play because it's fun.
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1088. You play so you can pretend
you're Joe Montana...
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1089. throwing a touchdown pass
or Emmitt Smith going for a long run.
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1090. And even if those Cowboys are better
than you guys...
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1091. even if they beat you 99 times
out of 100...
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1092. - that still leaves...
- One time.
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1093. - One time.
- Yeah. One time.
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1094. - Stop! Who are we?
- Giants!
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1095. - I just told the mayor you forfeited.
- You give the mayor a message for me.
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1096. Tell him not to bet on the Cowboys.
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1097. - You forget one thing.
- What?
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1098. - That's my field.
- Yeah, well, we got the ball.
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1099. Come on. All right.
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1100. Okay, guys. All right. Here we go.
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1101. - Go, Spike.
- All right. Let's hit somebody.
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1102. Break!
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1103. They're gonna have to put you in a body bag.
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1104. - Prepare to eat grass.
- Pig breath, you're in big trouble.
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1105. - How come?
- Football's 80%% mental and 40%% physical.
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1106. - Set. Go!
- What?
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1107. Hey, guys, look!
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1108. - Second and nine.
- They gained a yard!
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1109. We got one yard.
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1110. One yard.
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1111. Don't mean nothing.
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1112. Down!
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1113. Set! Go!
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1114. Flea-flicker to Floyd. He's got
room up the sideline, the 45, the 50.
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1115. First down, Giants, on their longest gain
of the afternoon.
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1116. What kind of defense is that? Come on.
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1117. All right. Great. Great stuff.
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1118. Giants, Giants, first and 10
Giants, Giants
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1119. Okay, listen up. What would be the last thing
they'd expect us to do?
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1120. - A reverse to me?
- Down!
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1121. Set! Go!
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1122. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.
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1123. - Come on, Tad!
- I'm gonna die!
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1124. Tad! Go! Go! Run out of bounds!
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1125. Tad! Run!
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1126. Go! Go!
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1127. We scored! We scored a touchdown!
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1128. Touchdown, Giants!
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1129. Oh, my God! My son scored a touchdown.
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1130. Down. Set. Go!
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1131. Yes. I've done it.
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1132. All right, Spike.
We're not taking any chances.
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1133. Either take Junior Floyd out of the game
or you donate a kidney to Aunt Ruth.
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1134. - Yes, sir!
- Okay. Come on. Get going.
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1135. - Personal foul, number 32, white.
- Are you crazy? What kind of call is that?
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1136. Hey. That wasn't very nice, you big bully.
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1137. If that kid of yours pulls another stunt
like that, you're both out of here.
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1138. - Hey, I thought you wanted to win.
- Not like that.
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1139. - Hi.
- Sure you want to do this, Becky?
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1140. - Call me Icebox.
- Hey, Icebox.
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1141. Kick some butt.
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1142. Call me Becky.
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1143. - What's that cheerleader doing?
- It's no cheerleader. That's my niece.
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1144. And she's pissed.
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1145. Break!
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1146. Keep clear, Ice Chest,
or I'll have to mess up your face.
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1147. Two, fifty-six. Two, fifty-six.
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1148. Two, fifty-six. Down!
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1149. Set! Go!
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1150. What a hit by Becky O'Shea.
The ball is loose. Hanon tightly covers it up.
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1151. Yes! All right! That's my girl!
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1152. Yeah.
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1153. No!
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1154. - Let it go, man.
- Get away.
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1155. I got it! I got it! I got it!
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1156. Zolteck! Come here.
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1157. - You rang?
- Chicken little flea-flicker on two. Take it.
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1158. - Okay. Chicken little flea-flicker on two.
- What's that?
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1159. It's a pitch to Johnny.
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1160. Pitch to Johnny?
You can't pitch to Johnny. I'm Johnny!
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1161. Zolteck, he's gonna need some running room.
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1162. Got you.
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1163. - Break!
- Excuse me, guys! Guys, come on!
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1164. Excuse me. Maybe you can help me.
I'm trying to remember what I had for lunch.
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1165. - How can we do that?
- By taking a whiff of this.
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1166. Hut. Hut two.
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1167. - Now what?
- Just run to him.
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1168. Dad?
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1169. Dad!
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1170. Dad!
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1171. Dad!
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1172. Dad!
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1173. Dad!
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1174. Touchdown! The Giants deficit
is cut in half...
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1175. on brilliant running by Johnny Vennaro.
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1176. - Line up. Let's go. Get the guys over here.
- We're out there. Let's go to kick off.
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1177. Down!
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1178. Set! Go!
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1179. - Clear it out. Let's go.
- All right, guys. Way to go.
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1180. What's the matter, four-eyes?
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1181. Want your mama?
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1182. Don't be talking about my mama.
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1183. Watching Jake play football
has really been great for my family.
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1184. Yeah.
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1185. Down. Set. Go!
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1186. Rip their filthy ears off, Jakester!
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1187. Yes! Yes!
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1188. - I use these for acid indigestion.
- So what are we gonna use these for?
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1189. Intimidation.
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1190. Break!
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1191. Go.
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1192. What's the matter with you?
You gonna play or what?
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1193. Okay. I've got the play.
Silver streak to Hanon on two.
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1194. Are you sure?
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1195. - Ready.
- Break!
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1196. - Oh, crud.
- Come on.
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1197. Set! Go!
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1198. Pass! Pass! Pass!
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1199. Yeah! That's my boy!
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1200. All right, Hanon!
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1201. Touchdown!
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1202. - Wrong defense!
- I didn't call the blitz!
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1203. With 1:45 left and the score tied
21 to 21...
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1204. it looks like Mr. Momentum
may be changing his address.
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1205. All right, men. Let's go.
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1206. Down!
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1207. Set!
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1208. Go!
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1209. - Get off of me.
- You're mine.
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1210. All right. All right.
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1211. With less than a minute to play, the
Cowboys are heading for that end zone.
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1212. Set! Go!
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1213. Stick a fork in them. They're done!
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1214. Easy! Easy! One more!
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1215. Come here, son.
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1216. Thirty-eight toss. You understand?
Thirty-eight toss. Let's go.
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1217. Do you remember that
championship game with Sutterville?
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1218. The one where Kevin scored
the winning touchdown?
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1219. Time-out.
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1220. The Giants call a time-out with 10 seconds
left and the ball on the one-yard line.
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1221. Come on, guys. Huddle up.
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1222. Look, no one thought
we'd make it this far.
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1223. But now it's time to really dig in.
They're gonna give the ball to Spike.
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1224. - We've gotta stop him.
- He's too strong.
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1225. We can do it together.
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1226. - Ready.
- Break!
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1227. Hold that line! Hold that line!
Hold that line!
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1228. Set!
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1229. They know the play.
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1230. They know the play.
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1231. Set!
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1232. Go!
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1233. Turn it up!
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1234. - Yes! We're in! Touchdown!
- Yeah!
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1235. - It was over!
- No. We stopped him.
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1236. - He was in.
- No way.
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1237. Move it back. Everybody, off the ball.
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1238. Move back.
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1239. Giants' ball!
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1240. No! No!
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1241. Giants' ball!
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1242. Told you.
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1243. Time-out.
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1244. You did it, guys. You stopped him.
I'm real proud of you.
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1245. - Coach, there's still four seconds left.
- We can beat these guys.
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1246. Put me in, coach!
I wanna kick some butt!
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1247. What kind of play you got for this?
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1248. How about the annexation of Puerto Rico?
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1249. With four seconds left, the Giants
trot onto the field for the final play.
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1250. - Ready.
- One time.
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1251. - Ready.
- Break!
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1252. You're mine, pom-pom.
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1253. - All right.
- Let's go, baby. One more play, baby.
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1254. Watch the wingman.
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1255. Down!
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1256. - Don't let anybody behind you!
- Set!
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1257. Go!
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1258. Reverse! Reverse!
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1259. She doesn't have the ball.
Fumblerooski! Fumblerooski!
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1260. - Yeah! No mercy!
- No ball.
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1261. - Get him!
- He's got the ball!
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1262. I got it. I got it.
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1263. Come on! Come on!
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1264. I'm gonna score a touchdown.
I'm gonna score a touchdown!
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1265. No, you're not.
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1266. Yeah!
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1267. - We won!
- We won!
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1268. We did it! We won!
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1269. - We won! We won! We won!
- We did it!
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1270. We won!
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1271. We won! We won!
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1272. We won!
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1273. Patty Floyd...
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1274. I was wondering if you'd be interested
in having dinner with me?
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1275. Fine, if you'd like to think about it.
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1276. Get a grip, Dad.
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1277. Yeah! Oh, yeah!
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1278. Yes!
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1279. Giants! Giants! Giants! Giants!
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1280. Congratulations, Danny.
Looks like you're the new head coach.
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1281. If you're pissed at me, don't be.
If I wasn't tough on you...
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1282. when we were kids,
you never would've beat me today.
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1283. - Okay. Listen, Kev, my guys are wondering...
- They want to tar and feather me in public?
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1284. No. They're wondering if your team
wants to join the Little Giants.
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1285. One town. One team.
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1286. - All right. I'll tell my boys.
- Hey, Kev.
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1287. - Is it possible to have two head coaches?
- No.
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1288. In case the head coach doesn't know
as much about football as the other coach?
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1289. Let me think about it. All right?
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1290. - Deal.
- Danny.
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1291. That bet we made,
you're not holding me to it?
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1292. Kevin, am I the kind of guy that's gonna
throw his own brother out on the street?
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1293. - No.
- There's always a job for you...
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1294. at Danny O'Shea Chevrolet.
I'll start you on commission...
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1295. Danny, look, there's gotta be some way
we can work this out. What do you want?
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1296. Well, there is one thing.
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1297. What?
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