1. It started with a kissCopy !req
2. In the back row of the classroomCopy !req
3. How could I resistCopy !req
4. The aroma of your perfume?Copy !req
5. You and I were inseparableCopy !req
6. It was love at first sightCopy !req
7. You made me promise to marry youCopy !req
8. I made you promise to be my wifeCopy !req
9. But thenCopy !req
10. You were only eight years oldCopy !req
11. And I had just about turned nineCopy !req
12. Just about turned nineCopy !req
13. I thought that
life was always goodCopy !req
14. I thought you always
would be mineCopy !req
15. It started with a kissCopy !req
16. Never thought
it would come to thisCopy !req
17. You don't remember me, do you?Copy !req
18. It started with a kissCopy !req
19. Never thought
it would come to thisCopy !req
20. You don't remember me, do you?Copy !req
21. I remember every little thingCopy !req
22. Like fighting in the playgroundCopy !req
23. 'Cause some good-looking boyCopy !req
24. Had started to hang aroundCopy !req
25. That boy hurt me so badCopy !req
26. But I was happy 'cause you criedCopy !req
27. And still I couldn't help
but noticeCopy !req
28. That new distant look
in your eyesCopy !req
29. And thenCopy !req
30. When you were 16Copy !req
31. And I had just turned 17Copy !req
32. Just turned 17Copy !req
33. I couldn't hold on to your loveCopy !req
34. I couldn't hold onCopy !req
35. To my dreamsCopy !req
36. It started with a kissCopy !req
37. Never thought
it would come to thisCopy !req
38. It started with a kiss, ohCopy !req
39. Never thought
it would come to thisCopy !req
40. You don't remember me, do you?Copy !req
41. You don't remember me, do you?Copy !req
42. Walking down the street came...Copy !req
43. No!Copy !req
44. And my heart began
to beat so fast...Copy !req
45. Thank you, Boris.Copy !req
46. You can take a seat.Copy !req
47. Now...Copy !req
48. can anyone here tell meCopy !req
49. what Boris did wrong?Copy !req
50. You know...Copy !req
51. there was, um, better signalCopy !req
52. in the middle
of the Mediterranean.Copy !req
53. You know,
on the hill,
they have, um...Copy !req
54. How you say?Copy !req
55. Uh, the...
the wind things.Copy !req
56. You go up the hill,
and there is signal.Copy !req
57. Only place on the island.Copy !req
58. I go once a week.Copy !req
59. Um, baby cat.Copy !req
60. What you call in English?Copy !req
61. Uh, kitten.Copy !req
62. Kitten, yes.Copy !req
63. I follow
very nice kitten
on Instagram.Copy !req
64. Uh, Klaus.Copy !req
65. Klaus the kitten.Copy !req
66. Very nice.
Very nice kitten.Copy !req
67. Good kitten.Copy !req
68. Huh?Copy !req
69. I come.
I come.Copy !req
70. Ah, my friend.Copy !req
71. Why you cry every day?Copy !req
72. Every day
you cry. Huh?Copy !req
73. Come, come.Copy !req
74. Oh, help me, my friend.Copy !req
75. Please, help me.Copy !req
76. Why you crying?Copy !req
77. Why you cry every day?Copy !req
78. You go first.Copy !req
79. You cry every time?Copy !req
80. You go.
You go.Copy !req
81. Hey!Copy !req
82. What's in the case, pal?Copy !req
83. You one
of them refugees?Copy !req
84. You speak
English, pal?Copy !req
85. Yes.Copy !req
86. Here,
you better not
be planningCopy !req
87. any al-Qaeda,
ISIS shite here,
right?Copy !req
88. Here, I seen
a program on the tellyCopy !req
89. about them terrorists.Copy !req
90. They've got these sleeping clubsCopy !req
91. where they hang out
and build bombs and that.Copy !req
92. Oh,
sleeping clubs, aye?Copy !req
93. And do they have
pillow fights in their
underwear and all?Copy !req
94. You building
bombs, pal?Copy !req
95. Maybe that's why
they stuck them all
up here, eh?Copy !req
96. 'Cause no one
gives a shite
if they blow us up.Copy !req
97. Hey, he's no gonna
blow anybody up.Copy !req
98. I heard
they, like,
rape people and all.Copy !req
99. You're talking out
your fanny flaps, Cheryl.Copy !req
100. What?
That's what I heard.Copy !req
101. It's like a hobby for them.Copy !req
102. Like...
Tennis?Copy !req
103. Aye. Tennis.Copy !req
104. Or like...
Cats.Copy !req
105. Aye.
Cats isn't a hobby.Copy !req
106. If he lays
his hands on me,
I'll cut his balls off.Copy !req
107. His balls would
probably fall off
if he flanged you.Copy !req
108. Fuck off, Plug.Copy !req
109. Right, whisht the lot of you.Copy !req
110. What's your name, pal?Copy !req
111. Omar.Copy !req
112. Right, Omar.Copy !req
113. I got my eyes on you, pal,
so don't fucking...Copy !req
114. don't, like, blow up shite
or, like, rape anyone, right?Copy !req
115. Right, pal?Copy !req
116. Okay.Copy !req
117. Maybe we should
offer him a lift.Copy !req
118. It looks like
it's about to rain.Copy !req
119. Right.Copy !req
120. You want a lift
back up to town, pal?Copy !req
121. You don't want to
get caught
in the rain.Copy !req
122. What happened to your hand?Copy !req
123. Too much wanking.
Happens to the best
of us, eh?Copy !req
124. Fuck's sake, Stevie!Copy !req
125. Can I sign it?Copy !req
126. I met herCopy !req
127. Once uponCopy !req
128. A dreamCopy !req
129. I don't think
a woman ever smiled
at me.Copy !req
130. You were
never married?Copy !req
131. No.Copy !req
132. What about
your mother?Copy !req
133. Hello.Copy !req
134. Do women
not cover their faces
in Afghanistan?Copy !req
135. Huh?Copy !req
136. But you can tell everything
from the eyes.Copy !req
137. Happy, sad.Copy !req
138. Everything.Copy !req
139. Look.Copy !req
140. Guess.Copy !req
141. I don't know.Copy !req
142. Huh?Copy !req
143. You?Copy !req
144. Not smiling.Copy !req
145. See?Copy !req
146. (ON TV)
Okay, guys.Copy !req
147. You know, I've...Copy !req
148. I've never played my stuff
for anyone before.Copy !req
149. So it's important that...
that you understandCopy !req
150. it's about communicating...Copy !req
151. Omar, I borrow
your coat tomorrow.Copy !req
152. very private
emotions.Copy !req
153. You can get Friends
from the donation center,Copy !req
154. but you can't get a coat?Copy !req
155. Coat is high demand.Copy !req
156. Post comes tomorrow.Copy !req
157. We won't get anything.Copy !req
158. I hope you get deported.Copy !req
159. Probably better
than being stuck hereCopy !req
160. with you, brother.Copy !req
161. Joey's so funny.Copy !req
162. What will you do
if they let you stay?Copy !req
163. I'll go to London.Copy !req
164. I'll play for
Chelsea Football Club.Copy !req
165. It's a good thingCopy !req
166. that God has made
dreaming for free.Copy !req
167. I can be
Wasef agent.Copy !req
168. Like Tom Cruise
of Jerry Maguire.Copy !req
169. You know they put us out hereCopy !req
170. in the middle of nowhereCopy !req
171. to try and break us.Copy !req
172. What do you mean?Copy !req
173. And they try to
get us to volunteer
to go home.Copy !req
174. We're all single, male,Copy !req
175. low-priority,
past the sell-by date.Copy !req
176. Come.Copy !req
177. Afghanistan, best before 2003.Copy !req
178. Sudan, best before 2006.Copy !req
179. Iraq, best before 2005.Copy !req
180. But...Copy !req
181. I thought they were
rolling out the red carpet
for Syrians.Copy !req
182. Maybe...
you are coming
a year too late.Copy !req
183. Why pink?Copy !req
184. They, uh...
They ran out of blue.Copy !req
185. Smells like dead cat.Copy !req
186. I need to get it checked.Copy !req
187. How long you have it?Copy !req
188. Few months.Copy !req
189. What if you forget how to play?Copy !req
190. In Afghanistan,
we have story about bird
who forget how to sing.Copy !req
191. What happens?Copy !req
192. He die... of sadness.Copy !req
193. It's, like, your thing, no?Copy !req
194. The oud.Copy !req
195. My thing?Copy !req
196. Yes.Copy !req
197. Like, some people,
they have thing.Copy !req
198. And what's your thing?Copy !req
199. Freddie Mercury?Copy !req
200. He my hero.Copy !req
201. Taught me English.Copy !req
202. We have same mustache,
and he Zoroastrian like me.Copy !req
203. What's, uh...
What's Zoroas...Copy !req
204. A religion.Copy !req
205. There aren't many of us.Copy !req
206. You like it here?Copy !req
207. Better than
jungle was.Copy !req
208. In Syria, you play oud?Copy !req
209. Yeah.Copy !req
210. Were you famous?Copy !req
211. Uh...Copy !req
212. I don't know. Uh...Copy !req
213. Maybe a little.Copy !req
214. My grandfather was more famous.Copy !req
215. This was his.Copy !req
216. He was the one
who taught me
how to play.Copy !req
217. Like, how famous?Copy !req
218. Uh...Copy !req
219. Like Donny Osmond?Copy !req
220. No.Copy !req
221. Umm Kulthum?Copy !req
222. No one's as fa...Copy !req
223. No one's...Copy !req
224. No one's as famous
as, uh, Umm Kulthum.Copy !req
225. Hey.Copy !req
226. Maybe I could be
your agent, too.Copy !req
227. Yeah.Copy !req
228. What that say?Copy !req
229. It's nothing.
It's, uh...Copy !req
230. My brother wrote it
just before I left.Copy !req
231. Where he is now?Copy !req
232. I, uh...Copy !req
233. I don't know.Copy !req
234. What do you mean?Copy !req
235. I mean, uh...Copy !req
236. I guess he's still in Syria.Copy !req
237. He wanted to stay to fight.Copy !req
238. How long have you been waiting?Copy !req
239. Thirty-two month and five day.Copy !req
240. But...Copy !req
241. letter will come.Copy !req
242. Omar!Copy !req
243. We love you, Omar.Copy !req
244. You will all
have been asked
to tell storiesCopy !req
245. or draw on experiences
from your past.Copy !req
246. So we thought
the term "I used to"
will come in handy.Copy !req
247. For example, before I came here,Copy !req
248. I "used to" have a dogCopy !req
249. called Snoftemolle,Copy !req
250. but then she got rabies,Copy !req
251. so I had to kill her.Copy !req
252. Boris "used to" workCopy !req
253. at the tourist info
before it closed.Copy !req
254. Top tip, if you're lucky
enough to still be here
in winter,Copy !req
255. you might just see
the northern lights.Copy !req
256. Oh, it is a spectacular sight.Copy !req
257. Mm, some say
it's the visiting spirits
of loved ones.Copy !req
258. It's a once-in-a-lifetime
experience.Copy !req
259. Right. So, Boris
has been workingCopy !req
260. on some examples for us...Copy !req
261. Yeah.Copy !req
262. on "I used to."Copy !req
263. I used to ride
my elephant to work.Copy !req
264. I used to have a beautiful houseCopy !req
265. before it was blown up
by coalition forces.Copy !req
266. I used to be a...
Okay. Thank you, Boris.Copy !req
267. So, anyone want
to give it a shot?Copy !req
268. Abdul?Copy !req
269. I used to be happyCopy !req
270. before I came here.Copy !req
271. I used to cry
myself to sleep
every night,Copy !req
272. but now...Copy !req
273. but now
I don't have
any tears left.Copy !req
274. Brilliant.Copy !req
275. Abdul, you have just
jumped to our next lesson
on "I used to be."Copy !req
276. I think that deserves
a gold star.Copy !req
277. It's closed.Copy !req
278. Where did you get that?Copy !req
279. Donation center.Copy !req
280. What is it?Copy !req
281. Ping-pong.Copy !req
282. That's not ping-pong, Farhad.Copy !req
283. Yes. Ping-pong,
ping-pong.Copy !req
284. Did you get a coat?Copy !req
285. No.Copy !req
286. What it say?Copy !req
287. The doctor
is only here
once a month,Copy !req
288. weather permitting.Copy !req
289. Hey, pal.
Want a leaflet?Copy !req
290. Catch a glimpse of
our local celebrity.Copy !req
291. Derek the Dolphin.Copy !req
292. Discount with the flyer.Copy !req
293. Thank you.Copy !req
294. He's nae a tourist, Margaret.Copy !req
295. Well, he's not from
around here, is he?Copy !req
296. Bet you never thought
you'd end up here,
pal, eh?Copy !req
297. We're looking at
a 25% population increase
with you lot arriving.Copy !req
298. Aye, but mind
Wee Davie McEwan
passed last week.Copy !req
299. That's one down.Copy !req
300. That's maybe just as well.
I would say Wee Davie
was a racist.Copy !req
301. It's just,
he didn't like
Blacks and Pakis.Copy !req
302. I mean, no offense.Copy !req
303. Um, what's a Paki?Copy !req
304. It's like, uh, tanned
but not Spanish,
you know,Copy !req
305. like folk from India
and, like, uh...Copy !req
306. Pakistan.
Aye, aye, aye.Copy !req
307. Pakistan.
It's just like,Copy !req
308. Wee Davie didn't like
people that weren't
from around here.Copy !req
309. I mean, legend has it
we had a tourist here onceCopy !req
310. got in a confrontation
with Wee Davie.Copy !req
311. Wee Davie
bit his finger
clean off.Copy !req
312. The wee one,
the pinkie.Copy !req
313. Spat it
right back out
into the boy's pint.Copy !req
314. Aye,
that's right.Copy !req
315. Anyways, no worries.
Wee Davie, he stays
down in hell now.Copy !req
316. So you should be all right.Copy !req
317. Okay.Copy !req
318. Thank you.Copy !req
319. Hey, pal.
Pal.Copy !req
320. If you want
to make some
extra cash,Copy !req
321. the fish processing
plant's looking for
folk just like you.Copy !req
322. I'll tell you,
it'll be
better moneyCopy !req
323. than the pennies
you're on
at the moment.Copy !req
324. I'm not allowed to work.Copy !req
325. Oh, hey, hey, it's cash in hand.Copy !req
326. Send money home
for the family
and that.Copy !req
327. You know, that sort of thing.Copy !req
328. Omar!Copy !req
329. We love you, Omar.Copy !req
330. You are a liar!
Abedi crazy.Copy !req
331. Huh?
You no got
respect, huh?Copy !req
332. Mumu,
you an idiot.
Me? Me? Me?Copy !req
333. I am an idiot?Copy !req
334. Hey. Ross did not
cheat on Rachel.Copy !req
335. Rachel very clearly
broke up with him.Copy !req
336. Huh? No, no, no.Copy !req
337. You see, a break...
a break is very different
from a breakup, okay?Copy !req
338. Not even 12 hours
had passed since
that was happening.Copy !req
339. Yes, it was too soon,
but still, my guy's
not a cheater.Copy !req
340. He is a dirty cheater.Copy !req
341. She is saying,
"I think we should
take a break."Copy !req
342. A break, yeah?
No, you are just...Copy !req
343. You are...
you are stupid.Copy !req
344. You are...
You are dumbCopy !req
345. like the sperm of
an infertile elephant.Copy !req
346. You don't understand
because you are a cheater too.Copy !req
347. I'm a cheater?
Uh-huh.Copy !req
348. Your fada.
The only reasonCopy !req
349. you are still here
is because of me.Copy !req
350. Mmm. Mmm.
Okay?Copy !req
351. They don't care
about you and
your stupid stories.Copy !req
352. Mmm, mmm.
And look at where
we are now, hmm?Copy !req
353. How are
the Chelsea scouts
going to find me here?Copy !req
354. Economic migrants.Copy !req
355. What is economic migrant?Copy !req
356. Helga and I do
a very good
Sonny & Cher.Copy !req
357. Mmm-hmm. Mmm.
Don't we, Helga?Copy !req
358. And you can win
all sorts of prizes.Copy !req
359. Alan McPherson
from down Strachanbrech
won a goat onceCopy !req
360. for his rendition of
All the Single Ladies.Copy !req
361. Did you used to be
a musician, Omar?Copy !req
362. Omar is famous.Copy !req
363. Famous?
Mmm.Copy !req
364. Like
Donny Osmond.Copy !req
365. Oh.Copy !req
366. I his
agent/manager.Copy !req
367. Donny Osmond.Copy !req
368. What instrument is that, anyway?Copy !req
369. A oud.Copy !req
370. It's like a guitar.Copy !req
371. Uh-huh.
And you brought that
all the way from Syria?Copy !req
372. Oh, well, once you get
your cast off, we should
organize a concert.Copy !req
373. That's a wonderful idea.Copy !req
374. Syrian music here on the island.Copy !req
375. And we could have
a finger buffet
at the interval.Copy !req
376. With jelly pieces
and, uh...
Mmm.Copy !req
377. hummus.
Hummus.Copy !req
378. Baba ghanoush.
Baba ghanoush.Copy !req
379. On behalf of my client...Copy !req
380. I think this very good idea.Copy !req
381. Omar?Copy !req
382. This week's
special offers...Copy !req
383. Jammie Dodgers,
two for one.Copy !req
384. McCoy Jumbos, two for one.Copy !req
385. Wee Willie Winkies, pound off.Copy !req
386. Chicken nuggets, half price.Copy !req
387. Tatty waffles, 99 pence.Copy !req
388. Chicken breasts,
extra juicy, £3.50.Copy !req
389. Are you a Muslim?Copy !req
390. Yes.Copy !req
391. We haven't got halal.Copy !req
392. Okay.Copy !req
393. Beauty products.Copy !req
394. Everyday men's
moisturizer, £2.50.Copy !req
395. Anti-dandruff shampoo.Copy !req
396. Where you from?Copy !req
397. Syria.Copy !req
398. You?
Glasgow.Copy !req
399. Ah. Okay,
you're not a Paki?Copy !req
400. Right.Copy !req
401. (MICROPHONE CLUNKS,
FEEDBACK SQUEALS)
Come here.Copy !req
402. Leave that.Copy !req
403. Come on.Copy !req
404. Read that sign.Copy !req
405. "Please refrain from..."Copy !req
406. "Urinating in
the freezer aisle."Copy !req
407. But I didn't do that.Copy !req
408. Not that one.
That one.Copy !req
409. You see how it feels
if I call you
camel jockey.Copy !req
410. Or dusty nuts.Copy !req
411. Goat fucker.Copy !req
412. Carpet pilot.Copy !req
413. How do you like it, eh?Copy !req
414. Oh. I didn't know.Copy !req
415. Right, well, you better learnCopy !req
416. how things work around here, eh?Copy !req
417. Sorry.Copy !req
418. This could be a warning,
seeing as you're not
from round here.Copy !req
419. And to be honest,
I don't know if it is racistCopy !req
420. coming from
another brown person.Copy !req
421. I mean, it's a bit of gray area.Copy !req
422. You know, like when
Black folk on the TVCopy !req
423. call each other
the N-word and that.Copy !req
424. Have you seen The Wire?Copy !req
425. Do you have, uh, sumac?Copy !req
426. What's that?Copy !req
427. It's a spice.Copy !req
428. I've got ketchup and mustard.Copy !req
429. And soy sauce.Copy !req
430. What did you say
it was called again?Copy !req
431. Sumac.Copy !req
432. No. Never even
heard of it, pal.Copy !req
433. Where are you
taking me?Copy !req
434. You'll see!Copy !req
435. Where did you
get this bike?Copy !req
436. Donation center.Copy !req
437. That's where
they give free eggs.Copy !req
438. What's a range egg?Copy !req
439. Is my turn
with coat or yours?Copy !req
440. It's my coat,
Farhad.Copy !req
441. But you said
we share.Copy !req
442. Yeah,
when I don't need it.Copy !req
443. They are beautiful.Copy !req
444. In Afghanistan, I have
very special chicken.Copy !req
445. His name was Freddie.Copy !req
446. Like Freddie Mercury?
Hmm.Copy !req
447. You see that chicken over there?Copy !req
448. He new to group.Copy !req
449. He very special.Copy !req
450. I like him very much.Copy !req
451. I think he like me, too.Copy !req
452. How do you know he's new?Copy !req
453. You can tell
other chicken
don't like him.Copy !req
454. If you introduce
new chicken to group,Copy !req
455. there is lots of...Copy !req
456. fighting and pecking.Copy !req
457. Some other chicken, they feel
threatened or afraid,Copy !req
458. and they attack new chicken.Copy !req
459. Sometime they even kill it.Copy !req
460. But then if wolf come...Copy !req
461. Well, they don't care
which chicken better.Copy !req
462. They all the same to wolf.Copy !req
463. Oh, yesCopy !req
464. I'm the great pretenderCopy !req
465. You know it?Copy !req
466. Yeah.Copy !req
467. Pretending I'm doing wellCopy !req
468. My need is suchCopy !req
469. I pretend too muchCopy !req
470. Ring, ring.
Ring, ring.Copy !req
471. Ring, ring.
(HELGA MIMICS
LIFTING RECEIVER)Copy !req
472. Hello.
What is the purpose
of your call?Copy !req
473. Psst.Copy !req
474. Use
your notes, Abedi.Copy !req
475. The notes.Copy !req
476. Um, how are you?Copy !req
477. You are the people
who are looking for
some cleaners.Copy !req
478. Oh, okay.Copy !req
479. Yes, that's right.Copy !req
480. I am a cleaner.Copy !req
481. My name is Abedi.Copy !req
482. Hi, Abedi.
Do you have
any experience?Copy !req
483. No.Copy !req
484. Well,
that's not a problem,Copy !req
485. because we do give
full training.Copy !req
486. When would you
be available
for an interview?Copy !req
487. I am available at your
earliest convenience.Copy !req
488. Well, that's great, Abedi.Copy !req
489. How's tomorrow
at 3:00 p.m.?Copy !req
490. Let me check my diary.Copy !req
491. I have to move a...
a few things,Copy !req
492. but I can
make 3:00 p.m.
work for you.Copy !req
493. Oh, well, that's great, Abedi.Copy !req
494. Well, see you tomorrow
at 3:00 p.m.Copy !req
495. Okay. Thank you.
Good-bye.Copy !req
496. Good-bye.
Bye.Copy !req
497. Farhad?Copy !req
498. Did he get the job?Copy !req
499. Well,
I don't know.Copy !req
500. The interview is tomorrow.Copy !req
501. How do you think Abedi did?Copy !req
502. Wasef.Copy !req
503. Uh...Copy !req
504. I think he was shit
and he won't get
the job.Copy !req
505. Well,
maybe you could try
and give your brotherCopy !req
506. a little more
constructive feedback,
Wasef.Copy !req
507. Do you want to
come up here
and have a go?Copy !req
508. What if I don't
want to be
a cleaner?Copy !req
509. Well, no one said
you had to be a cleaner.Copy !req
510. You can be whatever you wantCopy !req
511. as long as you work hard enough.Copy !req
512. You really believe that?Copy !req
513. I hope so.Copy !req
514. I mean,
what do you want
to be, Wasef?Copy !req
515. I want to be a footballer.Copy !req
516. Ha!Copy !req
517. I want to play for
Chelsea Football Club.
Number 11.Copy !req
518. Mmm.
Well, that's...Copy !req
519. really ambitious, but...Copy !req
520. But it is possible.Copy !req
521. It's not impossible.
It is impossible
for him.Copy !req
522. Why is it impossible for me?Copy !req
523. Delusional.
You are delusional.Copy !req
524. Oh,
good word, Abedi.Copy !req
525. What is
"delusional"?
It's like...Copy !req
526. you have a castrated goatCopy !req
527. and you still believe
that he can be makingCopy !req
528. a baby goat with a lady goat.Copy !req
529. So you are saying
I am a castrated goat?Copy !req
530. No, I am saying
you are the owner
of the goats.Copy !req
531. But I don't own
a castrated goat.Copy !req
532. Yes,
but if you did...
But I don't.Copy !req
533. No, look.Copy !req
534. What I am saying
is that you are too oldCopy !req
535. and not even that good
at footballCopy !req
536. and you will never play
for Chelsea FCCopy !req
537. or any other football club.Copy !req
538. You will be a cleaner like me.Copy !req
539. Okay, so...Copy !req
540. Someone donated
a box of woolly hats.Copy !req
541. I think,
when I get asylum,Copy !req
542. I would like
to wear suit
and work in office.Copy !req
543. In the morning,
I put on
shirt and tie,Copy !req
544. and I drink mug of black coffee,Copy !req
545. and I eat eggs sunny-side up.Copy !req
546. And I have desk
and computer
and phone.Copy !req
547. And I answer phone, and I say,Copy !req
548. "Hello. How may I
help you today?"Copy !req
549. Something like this.Copy !req
550. In this country,Copy !req
551. I think people
like you more
if you wear suit.Copy !req
552. And you famous again,Copy !req
553. like musician in Syria.Copy !req
554. Night of
Syrian music
with famous Omar.Copy !req
555. What's it like?Copy !req
556. Standing in front
of audience,
everybody watching?Copy !req
557. Omar!Copy !req
558. We love you, Omar.Copy !req
559. You don't remember
how to play, do you?Copy !req
560. It's not that, Farhad.Copy !req
561. Your hand okay?Copy !req
562. Yeah.Copy !req
563. Yeah.Copy !req
564. I don't know.Copy !req
565. It doesn't sound right.Copy !req
566. Sounds fine to me.Copy !req
567. That's the garden
of our family house
in spring.Copy !req
568. There, look.Copy !req
569. Here, you can see.Copy !req
570. These are the birds
in the jasmine trees,Copy !req
571. and that's
the fountain
in the middle.Copy !req
572. Yeah, Damascus
is most beautiful
in spring.Copy !req
573. But I should never
think of springCopy !req
574. For that would surelyCopy !req
575. Break my heart in twoCopy !req
576. Chet Baker.
You know it?Copy !req
577. After spring, the, uh,Copy !req
578. apricots will start
to grow in the garden.Copy !req
579. My mom would use them
to make amardeen.Copy !req
580. It's like a...
a sweet
apricot leather.Copy !req
581. In Arabic,
we have a saying.
It's, uh...Copy !req
582. Bukra filmishmish.Copy !req
583. It's, uh...
It means,Copy !req
584. "Tomorrow,
there'll be
apricots."Copy !req
585. But you use it
for something that
will never happen,Copy !req
586. like, uh...Copy !req
587. Like, uh...Copy !req
588. "In your dreams."
Yeah.Copy !req
589. Yeah.Copy !req
590. But I never got the saying,Copy !req
591. because we always had apricots.Copy !req
592. Omar!Copy !req
593. We love you, Omar.Copy !req
594. You and Wasef
still not
speaking?Copy !req
595. You know how we met?Copy !req
596. Oh, you're...Copy !req
597. You're not brothers?Copy !req
598. No.Copy !req
599. He is coming from Nigeria.Copy !req
600. Me, I'm coming from Ghana.Copy !req
601. I was squashed below him
on the boat from Libya.Copy !req
602. At night, the boat
catched on fire.Copy !req
603. I couldn't get out.Copy !req
604. I was ready to die, and then...Copy !req
605. Wasef came and grabbed me
and pulled me out.Copy !req
606. I'm telling you,
I have already
been to hell.Copy !req
607. I would not be here
if it was not for him.Copy !req
608. So he asked me to pretend
to be his junior brother.Copy !req
609. Said he would have
more chance
as my guardian.Copy !req
610. There was...Copy !req
611. There was something about...Copy !req
612. He really believed.Copy !req
613. You know?Copy !req
614. Now, for me,
I was taking a chance.Copy !req
615. He was taking an opportunity
to make his life better.Copy !req
616. He really believed.Copy !req
617. How old are you?Copy !req
618. Seventeen.Copy !req
619. Maybe he's losing hope.Copy !req
620. No!Copy !req
621. Freddie. Freddie.Copy !req
622. Shh!Copy !req
623. Freddie Jr.
Freddie Jr.
Come. Come.Copy !req
624. Farhad.Copy !req
625. I want to introduce
our new flatmate.Copy !req
626. This...
Freddie Jr.Copy !req
627. What are you doing?
Aah! Get that...
Get it out of here.Copy !req
628. It's chicken.Copy !req
629. Are you scared
of chickens?
No, no.Copy !req
630. I'm not scared of...
I just... I...Copy !req
631. Did you steal
that chicken,
Farhad?Copy !req
632. Farhad.Copy !req
633. You have to give it back.Copy !req
634. They have many, many chicken.Copy !req
635. They'll not notice
one chicken missing.Copy !req
636. If they notice,
the first place
they're going to lookCopy !req
637. is with the migrants
with no money
or morals.Copy !req
638. We have morals, okay?Copy !req
639. I know.
I'm saying that's
what they think.Copy !req
640. Farhad, you have to
put the chicken back.Copy !req
641. But...Copy !req
642. One wrong step,
and they will deport you,
or all of us.Copy !req
643. Like the guys
at the fish factory.Copy !req
644. What if we kill it
and then we eat it?Copy !req
645. Then they will never know, huh?Copy !req
646. We can do it the halal way.Copy !req
647. No.
Farhad, you have to
give the chicken back.Copy !req
648. This is Freddie Jr.Copy !req
649. Farhad!
Give the chicken back.Copy !req
650. Hey, bring the chicken
over here.Copy !req
651. Give the chicken
back! No.
Hey, why are you crying?Copy !req
652. I'm not crying.
Farhad, give it back.Copy !req
653. It's snowing.Copy !req
654. Open the door.
This is the police.Copy !req
655. Open the door.Copy !req
656. Hide the chicken.
Quick! Shh!Copy !req
657. Shh!Copy !req
658. We're looking
for a Wasef and Abedi...Copy !req
659. How do you say that?
Don't know.
Let's have a look.Copy !req
660. We can
see you in there.Copy !req
661. Are you ever
going to play that?Copy !req
662. Or you just like
carry it around?Copy !req
663. Maybe you
play something?Copy !req
664. This month,
prize is mini fridge.Copy !req
665. For, uh, practice night
of Syrian music with...Copy !req
666. There is no night
of Syrian music with
baba ghanoush, Farhad.Copy !req
667. Okay. You come
with me to karaoke.Copy !req
668. You decide with concert later.Copy !req
669. No.Copy !req
670. But you can win mini fridge.Copy !req
671. I'm your
agent/manager.
I decided.Copy !req
672. You're not my
agent/manager, Farhad.Copy !req
673. You walk around like
that case is a coffin
for your soul.Copy !req
674. I try help you.Copy !req
675. I don't want your help.Copy !req
676. I will go to karaoke,Copy !req
677. win mini fridge without you.Copy !req
678. I don't want to
steal your thunder
like in Friends when...Copy !req
679. This is not
like Friends,
Farhad.Copy !req
680. None of this is like Friends.Copy !req
681. If you are calling
about an asylum claimCopy !req
682. and it has been
more than 30 days since
you applied, please hang up.Copy !req
683. The average waiting time...Copy !req
684. Omar.
William, pull over.Copy !req
685. What?
Gonna ask him
to help.Copy !req
686. All right.Copy !req
687. Hey, Omar.Copy !req
688. We've got a problem.Copy !req
689. My dad's
sheep are outCopy !req
690. on the grazing island
with the lambs.Copy !req
691. We weren't expecting
this weather.Copy !req
692. Do you think
you could give us
a hand?Copy !req
693. We've not got
much time.Copy !req
694. Okay.Copy !req
695. Okay, everyone off.
Let's go.Copy !req
696. Omar, I'm going to
get you some gloves.Copy !req
697. Jim, we got another
volunteer for you here.Copy !req
698. Okay, Dad,
we're here.
We're ready.Copy !req
699. All right, everybody,
come on on board.Copy !req
700. Omar.Copy !req
701. Some of the lambs
might not have
made it.Copy !req
702. Just shout me either way, okay?Copy !req
703. Okay.Copy !req
704. Head down
that way.Copy !req
705. Listen for the dogs.Copy !req
706. We're looking for four more.Copy !req
707. Dad.
Dad, I've...
Dad, I've got...Copy !req
708. I've got one
here, Dad.
It's not...Copy !req
709. It's not made it.Copy !req
710. Omar!Copy !req
711. Omar!Copy !req
712. Omar,
you there?Copy !req
713. Dad, can you see Omar?Copy !req
714. Omar, where are you?Copy !req
715. Omar, you forgot your...Copy !req
716. Omar.Copy !req
717. Hold on.Copy !req
718. Omar, wait.Copy !req
719. Omar. Omar!Copy !req
720. You left this.Copy !req
721. Are you okay?Copy !req
722. Are you wanting
a lift?
No.Copy !req
723. You sure?
It's freezing.Copy !req
724. I can run you up the road.Copy !req
725. This weather's mental.Copy !req
726. Uh, if you ever need anything,Copy !req
727. I know it must be hard...Copy !req
728. Leave me alone.Copy !req
729. Are you okay?Copy !req
730. Leave me alone, please.Copy !req
731. I'm sorry.
If you need
any help or any...Copy !req
732. I don't want your help!Copy !req
733. I don't win mini fridge,
in case you wondering.Copy !req
734. How do you find it so easy?Copy !req
735. What do you mean?Copy !req
736. Do you ever think about...Copy !req
737. who you were before all of this?Copy !req
738. I try not to.Copy !req
739. Would you go back if you could?Copy !req
740. I can't.Copy !req
741. But if you could.Copy !req
742. Would you go back
if you could, Farhad?Copy !req
743. You don't think
I need to be here?Copy !req
744. Why are you here? Huh?Copy !req
745. Because you want
a job in an office?Copy !req
746. You want to wear a suit?Copy !req
747. You want to live your lifeCopy !req
748. like you're in some
American TV show?Copy !req
749. Eggs sunny-side up?Copy !req
750. You won't go back
because your life amounted
to nothing back home.Copy !req
751. I wouldn't
go back...Copy !req
752. because I cannot
be myself back home.Copy !req
753. Is that what you wanted to know?Copy !req
754. Uh...Copy !req
755. Hmm.Copy !req
756. Uh...Copy !req
757. Farhad?Copy !req
758. Farhad.Copy !req
759. Farhad?Copy !req
760. What happened?Copy !req
761. A letter.Copy !req
762. Successful.Copy !req
763. Mmm.Copy !req
764. That's, uh...Copy !req
765. I'm sorry.Copy !req
766. There was nothing...Copy !req
767. It's okay.Copy !req
768. Congratulations.Copy !req
769. That's great.Copy !req
770. You don't hate me?Copy !req
771. No.Copy !req
772. No.Copy !req
773. I'm sorry, I...Copy !req
774. I, uh...Copy !req
775. I didn't mean to, uh...Copy !req
776. I've never
met anyone, um...Copy !req
777. you know, like, uh...Copy !req
778. Neither have I.Copy !req
779. Guess.Copy !req
780. So, what are you
going to do now?Copy !req
781. I have to go city
and get my papers.Copy !req
782. And what about the concert?Copy !req
783. I will need my, uh,Copy !req
784. agent/manager to be there.Copy !req
785. You remember how to play?Copy !req
786. I want to speak to William.Copy !req
787. Listen, uh, when we get across,Copy !req
788. I want you to
stay on the boat
until I get back, okay?Copy !req
789. Why?Copy !req
790. Please, just stay on the boat.Copy !req
791. You better buy it, though.
It's here to sell.Copy !req
792. Thank you.Copy !req
793. So...Copy !req
794. when's the concert?Copy !req
795. Sorry I late.Copy !req
796. Donation center?Copy !req
797. Wait.Copy !req
798. Very elegant.Copy !req
799. What are you doing
with Freddie Jr.?Copy !req
800. I have to go mainland
after concert.Copy !req
801. Lie to me
and tell me
you'll be back.Copy !req
802. Omar!Copy !req
803. We love you, Omar.Copy !req