1. Let's run it.Copy !req
2. Hey, punk.Copy !req
3. I been thinkin'...Copy !req
4. You been thinkin'?
That's a change of pace.Copy !req
5. Got a pretty big mouth
for someone so—Copy !req
6. Don't say it.
So short.Copy !req
7. He ain't short!Copy !req
8. I'm not short.
I'm just height-challenged.Copy !req
9. What's height-
challenged?Copy !req
10. Better than bein'
brain-challenged.Copy !req
11. You wanna back that
big mouth up of yoursCopy !req
12. and play me one-on-one
for your jersey?Copy !req
13. Ox, leave him alone!Copy !req
14. What's the matter,
Calvin?Copy !req
15. Don't push Murph, man.Copy !req
16. Would you guys
just stop this?Copy !req
17. Calvin, let's just go.Copy !req
18. No, no. Let me
handle this.Copy !req
19. Exactly how are you
gonna handle this?Copy !req
20. Listen,
if I say no...Copy !req
21. He beats you up.Copy !req
22. OK. Now, if I say
yes...Copy !req
23. He still
beats you up.Copy !req
24. And you'll lose
your jersey.Copy !req
25. Listen...Copy !req
26. I can take him.Copy !req
27. I mean, Kobe
wouldn't back downCopy !req
28. from no challenge.Copy !req
29. Allen Iverson wouldn't
back down from no challenge.Copy !req
30. And Michael Jordan
sure as heckCopy !req
31. is not backin' down
from no challenge,Copy !req
32. and neither is
Calvin Cambridge.Copy !req
33. E-Excuse me.Copy !req
34. Take a number, Ox,Copy !req
35. 'cause you're about
to be served.Copy !req
36. They just don't
make these thingsCopy !req
37. for... normal-sized
people, you know?Copy !req
38. That's gotta hurt.Copy !req
39. Go on ahead and laugh
if you want,Copy !req
40. but you guys won't be laughing
when I get 5 new jerseysCopy !req
41. from the family
who's gonna adopt me.Copy !req
42. You ain't
gettin' adopted.Copy !req
43. Yes, I will,
'cause I have a destiny.Copy !req
44. All orphans are special.
All orphans have destinies.Copy !req
45. Maybe in books, but you
wanna name a real one?Copy !req
46. Moses.Copy !req
47. And Nelson Mandela
and Marilyn MonroeCopy !req
48. and Daunte Culpepper.Copy !req
49. Who plays in the NFL.Copy !req
50. James Avery:
This calls for champagne.Copy !req
51. Man...Copy !req
52. I want a family like that
to adopt me.Copy !req
53. Look how they just
get along with each other.Copy !req
54. That's what I really want.Copy !req
55. Oh, man,
why'd you do that?Copy !req
56. All right. Kids...Copy !req
57. let's get to work.Copy !req
58. Fresh candy.Copy !req
59. Please?Copy !req
60. Right here.Copy !req
61. Hi. Would you like to buy
some candy, ma'am?Copy !req
62. Hi. What about you?Copy !req
63. Fresh candy. $2.00.Copy !req
64. Hey, you guys wanna
buy some candy?Copy !req
65. If you don't buy,
I don't eat.Copy !req
66. Hey, you want some candy?Copy !req
67. It's for
the Chesterfield group home.Copy !req
68. Candy bar, anybody?Copy !req
69. Can we have
some candy?Copy !req
70. Please, Daddy?Copy !req
71. No. We'll get
treats inside.Copy !req
72. Girls, don't
ever give moneyCopy !req
73. to a kid like this.
It's a big scam.Copy !req
74. Joad is down low!
He's open!Copy !req
75. Tracy Reynolds, you need
to pass the ball!Copy !req
76. But Tracy shoots!Copy !req
77. and it's nothin' but...Copy !req
78. rim.Copy !req
79. And the Knights lose
by one.Copy !req
80. What was Tracy Reynolds
thinking?Copy !req
81. No! No!Copy !req
82. Man!Copy !req
83. Look at the coach.Copy !req
84. He's on fire!Copy !req
85. Let's go back to work,
man.Copy !req
86. Go back to work?Copy !req
87. Nobody buys
when we lose, Murph.Copy !req
88. Man, you didn't even
sell half your candy.Copy !req
89. We could lose
our TV privileges... again.Copy !req
90. Is that Coach Wagner?Copy !req
91. I think so.Copy !req
92. S-stay right here.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
93. You have a good one.Copy !req
94. Thank you.Copy !req
95. Hey, coach.Copy !req
96. Bet you could use
some candy after that one.Copy !req
97. Tough loss.Copy !req
98. You shoulda seen it
up close.Copy !req
99. You had it won!Copy !req
100. You diagrammed
the perfect play!Copy !req
101. Sure, Harrison didn't
set the low pick,Copy !req
102. but why didn't Tracy
pass the ball?Copy !req
103. Son... that is one
for the ages.Copy !req
104. Hey, wait a minute.Copy !req
105. It's 10:00.
It's a school night.Copy !req
106. Do your parents know
you're out this late?Copy !req
107. I'm an orphan.Copy !req
108. And I'm out here
selling candyCopy !req
109. so that I can raise money
for the group home.Copy !req
110. Oh. Well...Copy !req
111. listen, how 'bout
this, uh...Copy !req
112. will that get me
a chocolate bar?Copy !req
113. No.Copy !req
114. I can't charge you,
coach.Copy !req
115. I don't even know
if the money really goesCopy !req
116. to the...
to the group home.Copy !req
117. What's your name,
son?Copy !req
118. My name is Calvin.Copy !req
119. Calvin Cambridge.Copy !req
120. Calvin...
have you ever seenCopy !req
121. the Knights play
in the arena?Copy !req
122. No, sir.Copy !req
123. Well, since you
won't take my money,Copy !req
124. how about if I get you
some ticketsCopy !req
125. for Sunday's game?
Really?Copy !req
126. You can pick 'em up
at will call.Copy !req
127. I will! Thanks, coach.
Nice talking to you.Copy !req
128. Murph!Copy !req
129. Hello. Good to see you.Copy !req
130. There's, uh...
children everywhere, so...Copy !req
131. He's so adorable.Copy !req
132. I'm feelin' good
about this, y'all.Copy !req
133. Today's the day
I'm gonna get adopted.Copy !req
134. You ain't gettin' adopted.
None of us are.Copy !req
135. Face it. We're like dogs.Copy !req
136. Parents only want
the puppies.Copy !req
137. So much for me
being special.Copy !req
138. Hey, things could change.
I mean,Copy !req
139. your destiny
could be right hereCopy !req
140. and you don't even know it.Copy !req
141. Calvin!
Where are you going?Copy !req
142. Off to do
that history homeworkCopy !req
143. you owe me
since yesterday?Copy !req
144. Yes, Sister Theresa.Copy !req
145. OK, Murph,Copy !req
146. there is
a winter coat hereCopy !req
147. that's just right
for you.Copy !req
148. Try it on.Copy !req
149. Sister Theresa,Copy !req
150. do you know anything about
these shoes right here?Copy !req
151. I'm not sure.Copy !req
152. It's a perfect fit.Copy !req
153. Well, the guy
who dropped them offCopy !req
154. said they used to belong
to some famous basketball playerCopy !req
155. when he was a kid.Copy !req
156. Um... which—
which basketball player?Copy !req
157. Uh...Copy !req
158. you know, the...Copy !req
159. the tall bald one.Copy !req
160. MJ.Copy !req
161. Murph, Reg,
come here, look.Copy !req
162. Look at the shoes.Copy !req
163. MJ.Copy !req
164. MJ?Copy !req
165. MJ?Copy !req
166. It can't be.Copy !req
167. Michael Jordan?
Was it Michael Jordan?Copy !req
168. Go. Do your homework.Copy !req
169. It's gotta be! Michael Jordan
wore these sneakers, man.Copy !req
170. Did you say...
Michael Jordan?Copy !req
171. Yeah. I said Michael Jordan.
Give 'em back.Copy !req
172. They could be anybody's.
Let me take a look.Copy !req
173. No, man.
They're his, man.Copy !req
174. Yeah, how do you know
they're not?Copy !req
175. 'Cause no one ever gives us
nothin' good.Copy !req
176. Just abandoned junk
that no one wants.Copy !req
177. Like us.Copy !req
178. We're not junk.Copy !req
179. Well, I want 'em!Copy !req
180. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
181. Then go get 'em.Copy !req
182. I want those sneakers.Copy !req
183. Murph!Copy !req
184. Murph!Copy !req
185. Hmm?
Wake up!Copy !req
186. I gotta get
those sneakers.Copy !req
187. Suppose Ox is right
and they're not MJ's.Copy !req
188. They are MJ's sneakers.Copy !req
189. I know they are.Copy !req
190. Then we'll get 'em
in the morning.Copy !req
191. Not in the morning.
Not while Ox is around.Copy !req
192. Besides, they'll get
ruined in the rain.Copy !req
193. I gotta get 'em now!Copy !req
194. Well, Calvin,Copy !req
195. seems like a really
great idea.Copy !req
196. Unh.Copy !req
197. Aah!Copy !req
198. Calvin, be careful!Copy !req
199. Don't fall!Copy !req
200. Ohh.Copy !req
201. Oh.Copy !req
202. Ohh!Copy !req
203. Whoa.Copy !req
204. The tickets were there
just like Coach Wagner said.Copy !req
205. I can't believe we're
gonna see a real NBA game.Copy !req
206. Oh, me, neither.Copy !req
207. How'd you get
those tickets?Copy !req
208. We just did.Copy !req
209. I'm telling Bittleman.Copy !req
210. Ox, you can
rat on us to Mr. B,Copy !req
211. but, uh, you'll
miss the game, too.Copy !req
212. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
213. He just dunked the ball!
He dunked the ball!Copy !req
214. Geoff Witcher: The Knights
have one more chance hereCopy !req
215. to chip away at this lead
before halftime.Copy !req
216. They're not shooting well.Copy !req
217. Open at the wing
is Reynolds.Copy !req
218. He puts it up...Copy !req
219. Oh, no good.Copy !req
220. Oh, man.Copy !req
221. Reynolds misses
another shot,Copy !req
222. and that's the end
of the first half.Copy !req
223. Minnesota Timberwolves
out in front of the KnightsCopy !req
224. by 12,Copy !req
225. and once again,Copy !req
226. the Knights did not play
very good basketballCopy !req
227. in the first half.Copy !req
228. Hey, good half.
Good half.Copy !req
229. Good half.
We're in great shape.Copy !req
230. Great shape.
We'll win it back. Yeah.Copy !req
231. Henderson, attaboy.Copy !req
232. It's permissible to run
in this game, incidentally.Copy !req
233. Yeah. Dvigatsya, Krilov.
Dvigatsya. Yeah.Copy !req
234. Tracy.Copy !req
235. Tracy Reynolds,
hey, what a wizard.Copy !req
236. You're a magician
out there tonight.Copy !req
237. Small favor.Copy !req
238. Oh, no. No, no. I don't
do halftime shows, man.Copy !req
239. I'm not some
chalupa giveaway.Copy !req
240. Hey, those chalupas
upped attendance by 4,000.Copy !req
241. You're familiar
with Mr. Granger,Copy !req
242. the man
who owns the team?Copy !req
243. I have a very good
relationshipCopy !req
244. with Mr. Granger.Copy !req
245. He hasn't called me
in 4 years.Copy !req
246. He called this morning.Copy !req
247. And he's ready
to clean houseCopy !req
248. if we don't put some
asses in those seats.Copy !req
249. Hello, Los Angeles!Copy !req
250. And welcome
to your halftime show!Copy !req
251. Tonight, some lucky fan
will get the chanceCopy !req
252. to go one-on-one
with Tracy Reynolds,Copy !req
253. the straw that stirs
your L.A. Knights.Copy !req
254. Yeah, T-time,
baby! Yeah!Copy !req
255. Check your ticket stubs.Copy !req
256. If your number
is called, come on down!Copy !req
257. And bring your "A" game!Copy !req
258. Drumroll, please.Copy !req
259. Come on.Copy !req
260. Whoa. Oh, jeez...Copy !req
261. I have the winning ticket.Copy !req
262. Getting excited, Tracy?Copy !req
263. Yeah. Yeah, very excited.Copy !req
264. Well, so am I.Copy !req
265. And here we go.Copy !req
266. "Section 4..."Copy !req
267. "row 14..."Copy !req
268. That's our row,
that's our row.Copy !req
269. "Seat 2."Copy !req
270. I got the ticket!Copy !req
271. Come on down!
Show us what you got!Copy !req
272. Naw, I got the ticket.Copy !req
273. Listen, you little runt,
if you can't score on me,Copy !req
274. how you gonna get by a Knight?Copy !req
275. Oh, shoot, here come
a redcoat. Security.Copy !req
276. Psych!Copy !req
277. Stop.Copy !req
278. And here comes
our winner now.Copy !req
279. All right. Heh heh.Copy !req
280. Well... boy, this is
gonna be some contest.Copy !req
281. Well, son,Copy !req
282. what's your name?Copy !req
283. Ahem. Ca—
Calvin Cambridge.Copy !req
284. Well, Calvin, I'd like you
to meet Tracy Reynolds.Copy !req
285. Man, this is—this is crazy.Copy !req
286. This is so cool.Copy !req
287. How you doin', little man?Copy !req
288. Tracy.Copy !req
289. All right.Copy !req
290. I'm playing Tracy.
I'm playing...Copy !req
291. I can't even say it.
I'm so happy.Copy !req
292. I'm playing T-time.Copy !req
293. Wait a minute. Was this
supposed to do that?Copy !req
294. Man, this is
kind of loud.Copy !req
295. Hey, stand up.
Can you hear me?Copy !req
296. Murph, stand up.
Calvin!Copy !req
297. I can't hear you.Copy !req
298. Calvin, up here!Copy !req
299. I still can't hear you.Copy !req
300. Jump up and down
like a rabbit or something.Copy !req
301. The crowd is eating this up.
Don't embarrass the kid.Copy !req
302. Let him score twice.Copy !req
303. Once.Copy !req
304. Twice!Copy !req
305. Once.Copy !req
306. Hey, Murph, we gotta
get one of these.Copy !req
307. OK, OK, Calvin.
Very good.Copy !req
308. Now, you're gonna
have 60 seconds, OK?Copy !req
309. Let's get the show
on the road!Copy !req
310. All right, all right.
You ready, little man?Copy !req
311. Hey, kid,
tie your shoe.Copy !req
312. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
313. We like our players
to be loose,
not their laces.Copy !req
314. Make me like Mike.Copy !req
315. OK... go!Copy !req
316. Good luck to you,
all right? Here we go.Copy !req
317. Whoo-hoo. Hoo-hoo.Copy !req
318. Aw.Copy !req
319. You like that?
I'm jealous.Copy !req
320. Whoo-hoo.
Aw, OK.Copy !req
321. Got that?Copy !req
322. Very nice.Copy !req
323. Calvin has just won himself
an L.A. Knights sweatshirt.Copy !req
324. Chessmaster 2000.Copy !req
325. Would you like to play a game?Copy !req
326. And we begin.Copy !req
327. Pawn to queen 4.Copy !req
328. That was really nice.
That was really nice.Copy !req
329. Really? Thanks.Copy !req
330. Can't go that way.
Can't go that way.Copy !req
331. I didn't know
it was like that.Copy !req
332. Yeah, you didn't know
it was like that?Copy !req
333. Uh-huh, can't go that way,
either. Come on, now.Copy !req
334. Tracy Reynolds.
Man, I play "D."Copy !req
335. That's what I'm playing.Copy !req
336. Oh.Copy !req
337. Whoa.Copy !req
338. Oh.Copy !req
339. Whoo!Copy !req
340. How did I do that?Copy !req
341. Now, how did he do that?Copy !req
342. He just won a signed basketball
with an impressive 30-footer.Copy !req
343. That one was sweet,
wasn't it?Copy !req
344. Nobody said nothing
about this kidCopy !req
345. embarrassing me out here.Copy !req
346. That's your last shot,
little man. Recess is over.Copy !req
347. One more shot,Copy !req
348. and he wins $1,000.Copy !req
349. Tracy Reynolds, baby.
You got what, 9 seconds?Copy !req
350. Let's do it.Copy !req
351. I'm really sorry—Copy !req
352. It's all right, little man.Copy !req
353. Come on, little man.
Come on.Copy !req
354. Come on, what you got?Copy !req
355. It's my gym, baby.Copy !req
356. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.Copy !req
357. Back. OK.Copy !req
358. Uh-huh.Copy !req
359. Y... es.Copy !req
360. Pawn takes Knight.Copy !req
361. Hah!Copy !req
362. All right, Calvin!Copy !req
363. Whoo!Copy !req
364. Yeah.Copy !req
365. Go, Calvin!Copy !req
366. I guess this would
be a bad timeCopy !req
367. for me to ask
for your autograph, huh?Copy !req
368. Hi there! Oh.Copy !req
369. Playing a little
checkers I see, huh?Copy !req
370. Error. Error.Copy !req
371. I was about to win.Copy !req
372. So, are you the man I see
about Calvin Cambridge?Copy !req
373. OK, let me
get this straight—Copy !req
374. You guys want to have Calvin
play for the Knights?Copy !req
375. Right.Copy !req
376. Why?Copy !req
377. I been coaching 35 years.Copy !req
378. This is the most ridiculous
thing I've ever heard of.Copy !req
379. Well, you didn't see him
play at halftime.Copy !req
380. Hey, coach.Copy !req
381. Hi... again.Copy !req
382. Am I gonna be a Knight?Copy !req
383. He's 41/2 feet tall.Copy !req
384. I know.Copy !req
385. Can you imagine the press
we're gonna get?Copy !req
386. Look, coach, I know attendance
is in the crapper, OK,Copy !req
387. and I'm not averse to using
the word "gimmick."Copy !req
388. This is about making money.Copy !req
389. I see. And speaking
of money...Copy !req
390. ah, yes, money.Copy !req
391. Mr. Bittleman, I'm prepared
to make you an offerCopy !req
392. of $5,000 for
a one-day contract.Copy !req
393. Ah... well.Copy !req
394. Uh, seeing that
I'm Calvin's guardian,Copy !req
395. uh...Copy !req
396. I do have to make certain that
nobody takes advantage of him.Copy !req
397. You mean except for you?Copy !req
398. Hey, I resent that.Copy !req
399. Uh, Mr. Bittleman, uh, perhaps,
uh, perhaps, uh...Copy !req
400. an extra 2,500 might helpCopy !req
401. ease your worries.Copy !req
402. Deal.Copy !req
403. Good.Copy !req
404. I always knew that there was
something special about Calvin.Copy !req
405. Wow, man, you're
on the Knights.Copy !req
406. I can't believe you're gonna
get to play in the NBA.Copy !req
407. I still can't believe
what happened to me yesterday.Copy !req
408. Whatever I wanted to do
with the rock, I could do.Copy !req
409. Whatever I wanted to do
on the court, I could do.Copy !req
410. And there he was—Copy !req
411. Tracy Reynolds,
NBA superstar—Copy !req
412. and I outplayed him.Copy !req
413. Yeah, man. And you hit
that "J." Fade-away.Copy !req
414. That was a swish.
That was a swish.Copy !req
415. You alley-ooped yourself
off the backboard.Copy !req
416. Yeah, that was hot.Copy !req
417. But... how?Copy !req
418. That's
a good question.Copy !req
419. I don't know. All I know
is that before I had these...Copy !req
420. Sneakers.Copy !req
421. I couldn't play like that
if my life depended on it.Copy !req
422. Murph, hand me that ball.Copy !req
423. Man...Copy !req
424. you're like some weird
basketball Cinderella.Copy !req
425. Yeah, and the clock's
gonna strike midnightCopy !req
426. if somebody finds out.Copy !req
427. Wow, I wish I was
going with you.Copy !req
428. Me, too.Copy !req
429. We'll be rooting
for you.Copy !req
430. Come on, let's go.
Yeah.Copy !req
431. Hey, everybody.Copy !req
432. Hey, Trace, you need
to get your notebook outCopy !req
433. 'cause the kid is back
to school you again.Copy !req
434. Ha ha ha. Your mama.Copy !req
435. Hey, Tracy, look, I'm sorry
about the other day.Copy !req
436. No, no, no. It's all right,
little man.Copy !req
437. No need to be sorry,
all right? You got lucky.Copy !req
438. It's all right.Copy !req
439. Hey, I'm Joad.Copy !req
440. Why don't you take
the locker next to mine?Copy !req
441. Here's your uniform,
Calvin.Copy !req
442. Special ordered—
official shirt, shorts,Copy !req
443. socks, and sneakers.Copy !req
444. Uh, but I like
my own sneakers.Copy !req
445. Oh... ours aren't
good enough for the kid.Copy !req
446. No, it's nothing like that.Copy !req
447. It's just that
I play better in mine.Copy !req
448. Play? You just
have to look good.Copy !req
449. What do you mean?Copy !req
450. Coach, may I please
ask you a question?Copy !req
451. Sure.Copy !req
452. Coach, I have a lot of friends
here tonight, and, uh...Copy !req
453. I was just wondering...
wondering am I here to play,Copy !req
454. or am I just here for show?Copy !req
455. Calvin, I'm gonna
be straight with you.Copy !req
456. You were hired tonight
just to increase attendance,Copy !req
457. not to play.Copy !req
458. Man...Copy !req
459. But... I saw the tapeCopy !req
460. of that halftime show
you put on.Copy !req
461. You got some game.Copy !req
462. I am honored
to have you on my team.Copy !req
463. Thanks, coach.Copy !req
464. You bet.Copy !req
465. Whoo!Copy !req
466. We've got a bigger
than usual crowd tonight,Copy !req
467. and a lot
of it is curiosity.Copy !req
468. The Knights have
a brand new player.Copy !req
469. He's 4 foot, 8 inch
Calvin Cambridge,Copy !req
470. joining us straight
from the playgroundCopy !req
471. of the Chesterfield
group home.Copy !req
472. Reggie, your reaction.Copy !req
473. Geoff, this
is unprecedented.Copy !req
474. I can't imagine what
the Knights playersCopy !req
475. are thinking.
We're just gonnaCopy !req
476. have to wait and
see what happens.Copy !req
477. We're gonna
find out shortly.Copy !req
478. Both clubs
are taking the courtCopy !req
479. as we get ready
for tonight's opening tip.Copy !req
480. Go Knights!Copy !req
481. What was that?Copy !req
482. Admiral! Admiral!Copy !req
483. The admiral
just waved at me.Copy !req
484. He just waved
at me. Admiral!Copy !req
485. Hey—Copy !req
486. Come on! Hey! Hey!Copy !req
487. Coach Wagner of
the Knights has seen enough.Copy !req
488. He wants
and gets a time-out.Copy !req
489. Let's go. Let's go.
Good hustle, baby.Copy !req
490. What?Copy !req
491. Come on, guys.
It's not funny.Copy !req
492. Now, offense,
is there any playCopy !req
493. that's gonna work
for us tonight?Copy !req
494. I have an idea.Copy !req
495. Oh, man.Copy !req
496. I've been watching,Copy !req
497. and they're vulnerable
from the weak side,Copy !req
498. especially to a pick set
away from the hoop.Copy !req
499. Why don't we run
the give-and-give-and-go?Copy !req
500. You mean
the give-and-go?Copy !req
501. No, see, they'll
be expecting that.Copy !req
502. Have Tracy feed
the ball to Henderson.Copy !req
503. Henderson's gonna
feed the ball to Joad.Copy !req
504. Joad's gonna pass it
back to Tracy.Copy !req
505. As Henderson sets the pick,Copy !req
506. Tracy's gonna take the shot.Copy !req
507. I like it.Copy !req
508. Oh, no. No. I'm not
gonna run some playCopy !req
509. by some
snotty-nosed kid, man.Copy !req
510. Damn straight, coach.Copy !req
511. Fine. Henderson,
you're out.Copy !req
512. Tracy, you take
Henderson's slot.Copy !req
513. Calvin, you take the shot.Copy !req
514. What?Copy !req
515. Have you
lost your mind?Copy !req
516. You said I could
play anybody I want.Copy !req
517. Yeah, well,
I didn't mean him.Copy !req
518. Am I the coach
or not?Copy !req
519. You are. For now.Copy !req
520. Can you believe it, Reggie?Copy !req
521. It looks like
the kid's gonna play.Copy !req
522. A rousing welcome for
the man they came to see,Copy !req
523. the little fella,
Calvin Cambridge,Copy !req
524. into the game
for the Knights.Copy !req
525. Calvin! Run the play!Copy !req
526. What's he doin'?Copy !req
527. Run the play.
No.Copy !req
528. Would you just
run the play?Copy !req
529. Time out! White!Copy !req
530. Why'd you call time out?Copy !req
531. Uh... I gotta pee.Copy !req
532. He's gotta pee.Copy !req
533. Calvin Cambridge
is calling forCopy !req
534. a bathroom break?Copy !req
535. I guess when you gotta go,
Reggie, you gotta go.Copy !req
536. Yes!Copy !req
537. The crowd is roaring.Copy !req
538. That can mean
just one thing.Copy !req
539. That little guy,
Calvin Cambridge,Copy !req
540. has taken care of business
in the locker roomCopy !req
541. and is back on the court.Copy !req
542. He's done.Copy !req
543. Ladies and gentlemen,
this kid's for real.Copy !req
544. He can play some basketball.Copy !req
545. Slam dunk
over David Robinson!Copy !req
546. Unbelievable!Copy !req
547. 12 seconds to go,
the Knights trail by 2.Copy !req
548. Trying to find some way
to actually come backCopy !req
549. and win this thing.Copy !req
550. It's good! The Knights win!Copy !req
551. Am I a genius
or what? Huh?Copy !req
552. Tell me
I'm a genius!Copy !req
553. This is the NBA on NBC.Copy !req
554. The big story in the NBA:Copy !req
555. Calvin Cambridge,
the 4 foot 8 dynamo,Copy !req
556. has now signed
a lucrative contractCopy !req
557. with the Knights.Copy !req
558. And no wonder,
after he led themCopy !req
559. to a come-from-behind
win over the SpursCopy !req
560. with 27 points?
That kid was unbelievable.Copy !req
561. Did I just see
the admiral saluting himCopy !req
562. at the end of the game?Copy !req
563. You know, Cambridge's
contract makes himCopy !req
564. the youngest,
and the shortest personCopy !req
565. ever to sign a deal
with the NBA.Copy !req
566. He's lean, he's mean,
he's 13.Copy !req
567. Yeah, now all the kids
are gonna be saying,Copy !req
568. "I wanna be like Calvin."Copy !req
569. Well, I guarantee you
one thing,Copy !req
570. this orphan will not
be an orphan for long.Copy !req
571. I can't believe you're going
on the road with the Knights.Copy !req
572. Can I fit in your suitcase?Copy !req
573. Hey, what
about me?Copy !req
574. Bittleman.Copy !req
575. Hey, Calvin, this is great.Copy !req
576. Well, uh, I'm proud of you.Copy !req
577. Listen, uh,
when you're on the road,Copy !req
578. uh, people might
want to adopt you.Copy !req
579. But you should realize
it's, uh,Copy !req
580. only because
you're a celebrity now,Copy !req
581. and, uh, they're
just after your money.Copy !req
582. Besides,
your contract forbids it.Copy !req
583. Wait a minute,
forbids it?Copy !req
584. Oh, yeah.
Didn't I tell you?Copy !req
585. Uh, I signed your contract
as your guardian,Copy !req
586. so, um, as long as you're
playing for the Knights,Copy !req
587. that can't change.Copy !req
588. Hey, coach, check this out!Copy !req
589. Pretty good.Copy !req
590. Welcome to Self-Hypnosis
for the Fearful Flier.Copy !req
591. During today's
peaceful flight,Copy !req
592. you'll transport
yourself into a state—Copy !req
593. Tracy.Copy !req
594. What?Copy !req
595. Relax. Flight's fine.Copy !req
596. Just came by to say hello.Copy !req
597. OK, my bad. I'm sorry.Copy !req
598. You are familiar with
the NBA mentoring program,Copy !req
599. are you not?Copy !req
600. Oh, no. No. No. No.Copy !req
601. You don't even know
what I'm gonna ask.Copy !req
602. No, I do know what
you're gonna ask,Copy !req
603. and it's not
gonna happen.Copy !req
604. You're trying
to punish me.Copy !req
605. No.Copy !req
606. The kid's rooming with you.Copy !req
607. I think it would be good
for both of you.Copy !req
608. We're goin' down!Copy !req
609. Whoa. Whoa.Copy !req
610. No. No. No. There is
no way in the worldCopy !req
611. I'm gonna be roomin'
with that kid.Copy !req
612. I'm callin' my agent.
You know why?Copy !req
613. 'Cause it
ain't gonna happen.Copy !req
614. This gonna be
so cool roomin' together.Copy !req
615. Uh, my boy Murph
says I snore.Copy !req
616. I think he has to be
trippin' sometimes.Copy !req
617. Maybe we could
rent NBA Street.Copy !req
618. Or if you
don't like that,Copy !req
619. we could play Monopoly.Copy !req
620. Or if you
don't like Monopoly,Copy !req
621. then we could just
sit around and rap,Copy !req
622. because I love to talk.Copy !req
623. Oh, yeah, I noticed.Copy !req
624. Have fun, Tracy.Copy !req
625. All right, look.Copy !req
626. Coach says
I gotta room with you,Copy !req
627. so let me set down
the rules right now.Copy !req
628. First of all,
I ain't your boy, OK?Copy !req
629. I'm not gonna be playin'
Monopoly with you,Copy !req
630. Game Cube, Rubik's Cube—Copy !req
631. Anything with a cube,
I ain't playin'.Copy !req
632. Third, you know, I'm not gonna
be tuckin' you in at night,Copy !req
633. and I'm definitely
not gonna read youCopy !req
634. the Three Little Bears,
you got that?Copy !req
635. Whoa! Look at this!Copy !req
636. Do we always stay
in places this fancy?Copy !req
637. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
638. OK.Copy !req
639. All right,
I'm goin' out.Copy !req
640. Oh, um, w-would you
like some company?Copy !req
641. No. No,
I wouldn't like company.Copy !req
642. Well, what do I do?Copy !req
643. Uh, well, um...Copy !req
644. oh, call room service.
Get some food.Copy !req
645. But what's
room service?Copy !req
646. Right. Right. OK.
Here's what you do.Copy !req
647. You pick up
this phone, right?Copy !req
648. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
649. And you dial "6".
Tell them what you wantCopy !req
650. and they'll bring it
to the room... for free.Copy !req
651. For free?Copy !req
652. For free.
You got it. Eat up.Copy !req
653. No, you gotta be
messin' with me, right?Copy !req
654. No, I'm not.
Try it yourself.Copy !req
655. For free.Copy !req
656. Hello?Copy !req
657. Uh, yes. Um,
is this room service?Copy !req
658. Yes, it is.Copy !req
659. And will you reallyCopy !req
660. bring me up
some food for free?Copy !req
661. Well, sure.
Anything you like, sir.Copy !req
662. You will?Copy !req
663. OK, um, in that case,
I'll have a pepperoni pizza,Copy !req
664. french fries, and cake,
ice cream, and lobster tails.Copy !req
665. Lots of lobster,
lots of seafood.Copy !req
666. Chicken fingers, french fries...Copy !req
667. Ah, man.Copy !req
668. Um, you know what?
Let me...Copy !req
669. I just want to clean up
just a little, OK?Copy !req
670. Well, that's OK.Copy !req
671. No. No. No. I just
want to clean up this—Copy !req
672. Hey, you're so beautiful,
I have to clean up for you.Copy !req
673. No, it's all right.Copy !req
674. OK, so I'll be right back.Copy !req
675. Calvin, I need you—Copy !req
676. Calvin,
what are you doing?Copy !req
677. What are you making
such a mess for?Copy !req
678. You were right
about room service.Copy !req
679. OK, Calvin. Calvin.Copy !req
680. Know what?
I need you to get lost.Copy !req
681. OK? I don't care
where you go,Copy !req
682. just get lost.
Joad wants to play NBA Street.Copy !req
683. No, Calvin, not in there.
Calvin, no! Calvin!Copy !req
684. Calvin! Calvin!Copy !req
685. Calvin! Calvin!Copy !req
686. Hey.Copy !req
687. Hey, you know what?Copy !req
688. The maid forgot
to come todayCopy !req
689. and, you know, maybe we
could go to your place?Copy !req
690. Is someone else in here?Copy !req
691. Because I thought
I heard some voices.Copy !req
692. Oh, there's—really.
There's no one in there.Copy !req
693. Oh, my God.Copy !req
694. Oh, where'd
he come from?Copy !req
695. You're Calvin Cambridge,
aren't you?Copy !req
696. Oh, my God.
Are you OK?Copy !req
697. We're gonna get you
out of these clothesCopy !req
698. and get you some air, OK?Copy !req
699. Oh, brother. Here we go.Copy !req
700. Oh! You are just
the sweetest thing!Copy !req
701. Isn't he
just the sweetest thing?Copy !req
702. Tracy, you should
have told meCopy !req
703. Calvin was your roommate.Copy !req
704. Yeah, well, it must
have slipped my mind.Copy !req
705. See, me and Tracy
are tight.Copy !req
706. So that's why
I call him T-time.Copy !req
707. So cute.Copy !req
708. So, what's your nickname
for Calvin, T-time?Copy !req
709. I don't have one yet,Copy !req
710. but, oh, so many of them
come to mind.Copy !req
711. Is that better, baby?Copy !req
712. Yeah, I think
T-time needs some, too.Copy !req
713. Oh! Ha ha!Copy !req
714. $2,000 jacket.Copy !req
715. Gettin' water on
a $2,000 jacket.Copy !req
716. Couldn't you
just eat him up?Copy !req
717. Sorry about
taking your girl.Copy !req
718. She's not my girl,
and you didn't take her.Copy !req
719. I don't know what it is.
It's like some type of curse.Copy !req
720. The girls just like me.Copy !req
721. Can we go to sleep?Copy !req
722. Well, aren't we gonna
say our prayers?Copy !req
723. 'Cause at the home
we always say our prayers.Copy !req
724. We're not
at the home.Copy !req
725. Well, I can't go to sleep
until I say my prayers.Copy !req
726. Then say your prayers.Copy !req
727. All right.Copy !req
728. Well, aren't you gonna
say 'em with me?Copy !req
729. Bow your head.
Bow your head.Copy !req
730. Now I lay me
down to sleep,Copy !req
731. I pray the Lord
my soul to keep.Copy !req
732. If I should die
before I wake,Copy !req
733. I pray the Lord
my soul to take. Amen.Copy !req
734. God bless Murph,
God bless Reg,Copy !req
735. God bless
Coach Wagner,Copy !req
736. God bless
Michael Jordan,Copy !req
737. and God bless Tracy.Copy !req
738. Amen.Copy !req
739. Anybody that you
want to bless?Copy !req
740. A girlfriend,
or your parents,
maybe?Copy !req
741. No, my parents are gone.Copy !req
742. Hey, um...Copy !req
743. I'm sorry.Copy !req
744. I guess that makes you
an orphan like me.Copy !req
745. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
746. Why don't you
get in bed?Copy !req
747. All right.
Good night.Copy !req
748. There's just one thing.Copy !req
749. Can we sleep
with the light on?Copy !req
750. 'Cause at the homeCopy !req
751. we always sleep
with the light on.Copy !req
752. OK, we'll sleep
with the light on.
Satisfied?Copy !req
753. I don't wanna hear
another sound tonight, OK?Copy !req
754. Good night.Copy !req
755. Oh, man.Copy !req
756. What's the matter,
Tracy? Late night?Copy !req
757. Yeah, real late night.
Heh.Copy !req
758. Ain't that right,
Trace?Copy !req
759. Really? How late?Copy !req
760. See, there's this girl
named Janet KellyCopy !req
761. came up to the room,
fine as can be.Copy !req
762. She picked me
and Tracy up.Copy !req
763. We didn't come
back to the roomCopy !req
764. about 1:00
in the morning.Copy !req
765. He doesn't know better,Copy !req
766. but you know the rule
about the ladies in the room,Copy !req
767. and last time I checked,
curfew was midnight.Copy !req
768. No, it was his snorin'
that kept me up all night.Copy !req
769. Oh, you always
got an excuse.Copy !req
770. Look, if you think
helping him break curfewCopy !req
771. is gonna get you out
of bein' his mentor,Copy !req
772. you're mistaken...Copy !req
773. and if you
miss curfew again,Copy !req
774. I'm gonna have
to suspend you. Got it?Copy !req
775. Yeah, I got it.Copy !req
776. You know what, man?Copy !req
777. You got to learn
how to chill.Copy !req
778. Tracy, I'm so sorry.
I didn't know.Copy !req
779. Don't worry, man.Copy !req
780. I won't mess up again.
I promise.Copy !req
781. Yeah, I know it's not
gonna happen again.Copy !req
782. You know why? Because
you're gonna go your way,Copy !req
783. and I'm gonna go my way.Copy !req
784. Tracy, we still
gonna be coolCopy !req
785. on the court,
though, right?Copy !req
786. Man.Copy !req
787. Um, Mr. Iverson, sir,Copy !req
788. uh, you're one
of my favorite players.Copy !req
789. Who are you,
the mascot?Copy !req
790. I was wondering,
may I please have
your autograph, man?Copy !req
791. Players don't ask players
for autographs.Copy !req
792. Player?
After the game?Copy !req
793. How'd he do that?Copy !req
794. Calvin Cambridge,Copy !req
795. 25 points a game.
Not tonight.Copy !req
796. You just need
to get backCopy !req
797. to that sandbox
where you came from.Copy !req
798. Sandbox?
Yeah.Copy !req
799. How you gonna say
I gotta go to the sandbox?Copy !req
800. Your last name's Kidd.Copy !req
801. Look at the back
of your jersey. Look.Copy !req
802. Relax.
See what you got.Copy !req
803. Pat Croce:
All of a sudden, things are
clickin' for the Knights.Copy !req
804. Ever since Calvin's arrived,
there's teamwork.Copy !req
805. So what's it's like for
you two playin' together?Copy !req
806. Well, um, it's been, uh...Copy !req
807. It's been great!
Really great!Copy !req
808. Personally,
I'm worried aboutCopy !req
809. steppin' on Calvin Cambridge
tonight.Copy !req
810. Come on, ref!Copy !req
811. Jump ball!Copy !req
812. Calvin, these people
are not your friends, OK?Copy !req
813. They're like—They're like
a pack of tigers, you know,Copy !req
814. chasing those things
with the stubby little horns.Copy !req
815. You know, you've seen
those deer-like things,Copy !req
816. and they isolate
one of them,Copy !req
817. and then they pounce!Copy !req
818. Good to see ya.Copy !req
819. Female Reporter:
Calvin, over here!Copy !req
820. Male Reporter: Calvin!Copy !req
821. I've seen Calvin play,Copy !req
822. and, uh, he's nothin'
that I can't handle.Copy !req
823. Thanks, Calvin.
These are great.Copy !req
824. Wow, thanks, Calvin.Copy !req
825. No problem.
Enjoy it, everybody.Copy !req
826. Get Bittleman!Copy !req
827. Reg and Murph:
Yeah, get him!Copy !req
828. We have twins.Copy !req
829. Hey.Copy !req
830. Hey, Calvin.Copy !req
831. Listen, man.
Uh, can I get your autograph?Copy !req
832. Sure, Dirk.Copy !req
833. Uh, it's actually
for my niece.Copy !req
834. What's her name?Copy !req
835. Uh, it's, uh, Dirk.Copy !req
836. Yes, it's Calvin Cambridge
bobblehead doll night,Copy !req
837. but everybody's wondering
what's keeping the Knights?Copy !req
838. "Who were
the U.S. PresidentsCopy !req
839. of the 20th century?"Copy !req
840. Can't she wait
till after the gameCopy !req
841. for his homework?Copy !req
842. No homework,
no game.Copy !req
843. But I've gotta
get Cal—Copy !req
844. You got a problem
with that?Copy !req
845. I got dogs
bigger than him, man.Copy !req
846. Look like a little chihuahua
or somethin' like that. Come on.Copy !req
847. Oh!
Oh!Copy !req
848. Welcome to
the NBA slam dunk competition.Copy !req
849. Beautiful!Copy !req
850. Oh!Copy !req
851. Big vertical leap!Copy !req
852. Next up, 4-foot 8-inch
Calvin Cambridge.Copy !req
853. The little guy is flying!Copy !req
854. Cambridge wins it!Copy !req
855. Calvin.Copy !req
856. Calvin.Copy !req
857. Calvin.Copy !req
858. I was wondering.
What is it like to be famous?Copy !req
859. Ah. It's all right.Copy !req
860. You know, um...Copy !req
861. You know the celebrities
you see on OprahCopy !req
862. complainin' about
how tough it is?Copy !req
863. They must be crazy.
I mean,Copy !req
864. I'm gettin' paid
to play in the NBA.Copy !req
865. The crowd loves me.Copy !req
866. I get room service.Copy !req
867. I got everything
I ever wanted.Copy !req
868. Well, almost.Copy !req
869. Go back to sleep, all right?Copy !req
870. What are you doin'?
Get off!Copy !req
871. I'm takin' a look
at these MJ sneakers.Copy !req
872. Man, you ain't gettin' em.Copy !req
873. Gimme the sneakers!Copy !req
874. Gimme the sneakers.Copy !req
875. Come on, Ox. Get off.Copy !req
876. Get off! Hold Murph.Copy !req
877. Stop!Copy !req
878. Gimme the sneakers!Copy !req
879. You can't have 'em!
Get off my sneakers, man!Copy !req
880. Get off him!Copy !req
881. Gimme your sneakers,
Calvin!Copy !req
882. Get off my sneakers!
Hey!Copy !req
883. Hey, hey!
Stop! Get off!Copy !req
884. Get off Calvin!Copy !req
885. Do not hurt Calvin!Copy !req
886. What are you doing?
Are you OK?Copy !req
887. Look, do not hurt him.Copy !req
888. Do you know how valuable
he is to me?Copy !req
889. It's his sneakers. That's
how he can play so well.Copy !req
890. You lay one more hand on him,Copy !req
891. and you're sleeping
in the basement.Copy !req
892. All right, everybody.Copy !req
893. Go to sleep.Copy !req
894. It's all over.Copy !req
895. Good night.Copy !req
896. Come on.
Get outta the way.Copy !req
897. No, I'm in first place.
Why would I let you by?Copy !req
898. Oh. I ain't see,
why you got your—Copy !req
899. My hand ain't
all in your face.Copy !req
900. What's with
the bumpin', man?Copy !req
901. I'm about to win
the Daytona Cup.Copy !req
902. Get outta the way.Copy !req
903. Oh! Whoo!
Who's your daddy?Copy !req
904. That's only 5, man.Copy !req
905. You can't get me
6 in a row. No way.Copy !req
906. Hey, T-time. I just
whupped on Joad again.Copy !req
907. See, I call Tracy "T-time."
Hey, T-time,Copy !req
908. how come you haven't
given me a nickname yet?Copy !req
909. I don't know.Copy !req
910. See, I've been thinkin'
about somethin' likeCopy !req
911. "C-square," or "C-cam,"
or "C-bridge."Copy !req
912. I'm gonna pick up
some allergy medicine.Copy !req
913. I might pick up
some sleeping pillsCopy !req
914. so you don't keep me up
with your snorin' all night.Copy !req
915. Oh, um...
well, uh,Copy !req
916. can I go?Copy !req
917. Heh. Well, uh, no.Copy !req
918. Hey, um, Trace,
but, um, well, I...Copy !req
919. Dang.Copy !req
920. Don't take it
personally, Cal.Copy !req
921. He doesn't even
like to spend time
with his own family.Copy !req
922. Family?
Yeah.Copy !req
923. I thought he didn't
have any parents.Copy !req
924. No, he's still got his dad.Copy !req
925. He just doesn't
talk to him.Copy !req
926. Radio Deejay:
Sacramento, capital city,Copy !req
927. hip-hop's super station.Copy !req
928. Oh. Oh, yeah. This is
my song right here.Copy !req
929. Go, X! Ha!Copy !req
930. What you doin'
here, Calvin?Copy !req
931. Stairs are faster
than the elevator.Copy !req
932. Dang, your rappin's
despicable. Terrible.Copy !req
933. Sound like Michael Jackson
with a sore throat, man.Copy !req
934. Oh, my rappin' sucks?
OK, can you do better?Copy !req
935. Let me see you
do better.Copy !req
936. Cal.Copy !req
937. Calvin,
Calvin, Calvin.Copy !req
938. Stick to playin'
basketball, man.Copy !req
939. 'Cause you know why?
'Cause you can't rap.Copy !req
940. You can do better?Copy !req
941. I can do better.Copy !req
942. Let me see you do some.Copy !req
943. TLC.
There you go.Copy !req
944. Fishin' pole on 'em.Copy !req
945. Aah.
Uh-oh, pop lock.Copy !req
946. OK, can you bring me some?
Bring some. Bring some.Copy !req
947. All right.Copy !req
948. Whoa.
Uh-oh. Pass it back.Copy !req
949. Pass it back. Oh!Copy !req
950. How come you told me
that your dad was dead?Copy !req
951. And he really isn't?Copy !req
952. Calvin, look, look, no.
Why?Copy !req
953. I don't wanna talk about
this right now, OK?Copy !req
954. But I don't understand,
Tracy.Copy !req
955. I would do anything—
anything— to have a father.Copy !req
956. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
957. Wait right here.Copy !req
958. Ah. Excuse me.Copy !req
959. I'm here to pick up
my order.Copy !req
960. I can help you with that.Copy !req
961. What's the name?Copy !req
962. Reynolds.
Tracy Reynolds.Copy !req
963. I thought
I recognized you.Copy !req
964. Right.
I seen your ads.Copy !req
965. You're that, um,
accountant, right?Copy !req
966. You comfortable?Copy !req
967. Very much so, yes.Copy !req
968. So you know my name.Copy !req
969. Um, do you have
a name for me?Copy !req
970. Allegra.Copy !req
971. Allegra? That's
a very pretty name.Copy !req
972. Allegra. Is that
French? Spanish?Copy !req
973. It's your
allergy medicine.Copy !req
974. See, I knew that.
I knew thatCopy !req
975. 'cause my parents
was from France.Copy !req
976. Come on.Copy !req
977. Now these are your
sleeping pills. Red cap.Copy !req
978. OK, OK.
They're very strong.Copy !req
979. So take one
right before bed.Copy !req
980. Got it.
And this isCopy !req
981. your allergy medicine.
Blue cap.Copy !req
982. Take one twice a day.Copy !req
983. OK.Copy !req
984. 2 once a day.
I got it.Copy !req
985. Thanks for your help.Copy !req
986. Oh, and Tracy...Copy !req
987. that crossover move
you do to your left,Copy !req
988. you're telegraphing it.Copy !req
989. Oh. See, I knew.Copy !req
990. I knew you knew
about Tracy Reynolds.Copy !req
991. I knew you—I knew.
See, I knew you would—Copy !req
992. Yeah. Well, bye.Copy !req
993. What-What took you
so long?Copy !req
994. It's almost curfew.Copy !req
995. Don't worry.Copy !req
996. We'll be back at
the hotel in a minute.Copy !req
997. You all right?Copy !req
998. Yeah.Copy !req
999. It's like butter, baby.
What? What?Copy !req
1000. Are you all right, man?Copy !req
1001. Uh, yeah. I'm good.
You sure?Copy !req
1002. Mm-hmm.
Mmm. I'm good.Copy !req
1003. I worry about you
sometimes, Tracy.Copy !req
1004. Tracy.Copy !req
1005. What? What's up?
What's up? What?Copy !req
1006. I don't want you
doin' nothin' crazyCopy !req
1007. like fallin' asleep on me!
Man, wake up!Copy !req
1008. OK, OK, all right.
Put the pool in back,Copy !req
1009. put the diving board
in the shallow end.Copy !req
1010. And I'm all good.
This is all so...Copy !req
1011. Tray!Copy !req
1012. Tracy!Copy !req
1013. Tracy!Copy !req
1014. Man.Copy !req
1015. I can't see squat.
Dang!Copy !req
1016. Hmm? Allegra.Copy !req
1017. Huh?Copy !req
1018. Tracy...Copy !req
1019. you better hold on
for this one.Copy !req
1020. Dang.Copy !req
1021. Bellhop.Copy !req
1022. Hey, Trace. Trace.
Check it out.Copy !req
1023. Calvin got benched
for goin' out joyridin'
last night.Copy !req
1024. What'd he do somethin'
like that for?Copy !req
1025. I don't know.Copy !req
1026. He did it to keep you
from getting suspended.Copy !req
1027. What?Copy !req
1028. How do you think
you got back last night?Copy !req
1029. Listen, um, I'm sorry
you got suspended.Copy !req
1030. And this is really hard
for me to say, but...Copy !req
1031. I appreciate
what you did for me.Copy !req
1032. You had my back...
C-dog.Copy !req
1033. You're welcome, T-time.Copy !req
1034. All right. Now listen,
the team really needs you to winCopy !req
1035. so why don't you get
some sleep, all right?Copy !req
1036. You really that afraid
of the dark?Copy !req
1037. Yeah.Copy !req
1038. Hmm. Listen,
don't worry about it.Copy !req
1039. 'Cause, you know,
we all have our fears.Copy !req
1040. Like me and this
whole flying thing, man.Copy !req
1041. Yeah.
It scares me.Copy !req
1042. Well, see, my thing is,
you're getting on the plane.Copy !req
1043. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1044. That's brave.Copy !req
1045. Hmm.Copy !req
1046. Right.Copy !req
1047. OK, OK. So since I'm brave
in gettin' on this plane,Copy !req
1048. why don't you be brave...Copy !req
1049. and turn off the light?Copy !req
1050. I don't know.Copy !req
1051. Hmm.Copy !req
1052. Are you prepared for
that big test tomorrow?Copy !req
1053. Yes, Sister Theresa.Copy !req
1054. Reg, you have
to help me, please.Copy !req
1055. I'm not helping you
with your geometry.Copy !req
1056. Why?Copy !req
1057. Because I don't
understand itCopy !req
1058. any more
than you do.Copy !req
1059. Welcome, everybody,
and follow me into the room.Copy !req
1060. Who are all those people?Copy !req
1061. Parents, here to see you.Copy !req
1062. What's wrong, Murph? I mean,
that's a good thing, right?Copy !req
1063. Good for you.Copy !req
1064. It doesn't
do us any good.Copy !req
1065. Murph.Copy !req
1066. Congratulations.
Go get adopted.Copy !req
1067. What's wrong with him?Copy !req
1068. What do you think?Copy !req
1069. I don't know.Copy !req
1070. Bittleman told me
that I couldn't get adopted.Copy !req
1071. And you believe Bittleman?Copy !req
1072. Coach Wagner On Phone:
His contract says
nothing about adoption.Copy !req
1073. Look, why would you send
all of these people here?Copy !req
1074. Calvin deserves a home.Copy !req
1075. You're only interested
in making money off him.Copy !req
1076. Look, with all due respect,
Coach Wagner,Copy !req
1077. child custody law
is very complex.Copy !req
1078. Mr. Bittleman.Copy !req
1079. Coach Wagner:
Just because you signed
his contract as his guardian...Copy !req
1080. I'll call you back.
I'll call you back.Copy !req
1081. Coach Wagner: Wait!
I'm not through talkin'--Copy !req
1082. Yes, what is it, Calvin?Copy !req
1083. You lied to me.Copy !req
1084. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
1085. You told me
no one can adopt me.Copy !req
1086. I never said that.Copy !req
1087. Look, Calvin,Copy !req
1088. bear in mind
I have cared for youCopy !req
1089. way before you were
rich or famous,Copy !req
1090. and all of
those people in there,Copy !req
1091. the only reason that
they're interested in youCopy !req
1092. is because you're famous.Copy !req
1093. I'd like
to see for myself.Copy !req
1094. Well, that's fine.Copy !req
1095. I will, um...Copy !req
1096. make arrangements with
the very best candidates.Copy !req
1097. What do you think
about that, my big man?Copy !req
1098. We've been doing
musical dinner theater
now over 6 yearsCopy !req
1099. in over 27 cities.
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1100. No more hard-knock life
for you, Calvin.Copy !req
1101. We run a tight ship,
Cambridge!Copy !req
1102. Roll call 0600!Copy !req
1103. I think
you're gonna flipCopy !req
1104. for my sugar-free
seaweed rice cream.Copy !req
1105. All right,
good buddy.Copy !req
1106. Now Denise here
will home school youCopy !req
1107. 'cause we're
on the road 24-7.Copy !req
1108. Ya, Ras Clap,Copy !req
1109. ya have to come back
with me, ya seein'?Copy !req
1110. How tall are you, boy?
How tall are you?Copy !req
1111. You'll learn to hold
your bladder.Copy !req
1112. You see, Calvin?Copy !req
1113. You're best off here...Copy !req
1114. with me.Copy !req
1115. Hey, yo, Trace.Copy !req
1116. Hello?Copy !req
1117. It's me, Calvin.Copy !req
1118. Calvin. Wait.
You're here?Copy !req
1119. Yeah, I'm here,Copy !req
1120. and it took me
4 bussesCopy !req
1121. to get here, too.Copy !req
1122. Uh, all right.Copy !req
1123. Dang. Man, this is
where you live?Copy !req
1124. Calvin, what are you
doing here?Copy !req
1125. Hey, I just can't wait
to see the inside...Copy !req
1126. Calvin.
of the house.Copy !req
1127. Calvin, wait. Calvin.Copy !req
1128. Come on, Calvin.
Tell me why you're here.Copy !req
1129. Aw, this is tight.Copy !req
1130. Look at all the stuff
you got, man.Copy !req
1131. Yeah. Yeah, it's tight.Copy !req
1132. So come on, man, tell me
what's up. Why you here?Copy !req
1133. I wanna check
your place out.Copy !req
1134. You know, just look at
your crib and everything.Copy !req
1135. What do you call
this game?Copy !req
1136. I have no idea.
It came with the house.Copy !req
1137. Oh, man.Copy !req
1138. So you're not gonna
tell me why you're here?Copy !req
1139. We need one of these
at the orphanage.Copy !req
1140. OK, OK. So I take it
you don't wanna tell meCopy !req
1141. what's goin' on with you.
I understand.Copy !req
1142. It's your prerogative.
That's cool.Copy !req
1143. No, I mean,
nothin's goin' on.Copy !req
1144. I mean,
everything's all right.Copy !req
1145. Everything's
goin' real well.Copy !req
1146. Everything's perfect.Copy !req
1147. Uh, everything's, uh,Copy !req
1148. you know, uh...Copy !req
1149. All right, man.Copy !req
1150. Everything's goin' real
terrible right about now.Copy !req
1151. My best friend Murph,
he's mad at me.Copy !req
1152. Bittleman lied to me.Copy !req
1153. He set up the worst parents
in orphan historyCopy !req
1154. to come meet with me.Copy !req
1155. And then, on top of that,Copy !req
1156. I have a geometry test
tomorrow, and I hate geometry.Copy !req
1157. Mmm. All right,
well, listen,Copy !req
1158. I'm sure
the right parentsCopy !req
1159. are gonna show up
for you, OK?Copy !req
1160. It's just a question
of time,Copy !req
1161. so you gotta have
a little faith.Copy !req
1162. All right? But
in the meantime...Copy !req
1163. call your boy Murph.Copy !req
1164. Right now?
Right now, yes.Copy !req
1165. Good friends
are hard to come by,Copy !req
1166. so you gotta keep things
straight with 'em.Copy !req
1167. You have your
geometry work with you?Copy !req
1168. Yeah.Copy !req
1169. You know a little somethin'
about geometry?Copy !req
1170. Do I know about geometry?Copy !req
1171. Ha ha ha!
Do I know about geometry?Copy !req
1172. Take-Take your time
on that call,Copy !req
1173. and, um,
meet me outside.Copy !req
1174. I gotta—I know geometry,
but let me...Copy !req
1175. OK, now, the key to
the whole geometry thingCopy !req
1176. and gettin' the hang
of these triangles isCopy !req
1177. to super-size them.Copy !req
1178. Super-size?
Super-size.Copy !req
1179. You painted your house.Copy !req
1180. All right, look.
Tell meCopy !req
1181. what triangle
this is right here.Copy !req
1182. Um...Copy !req
1183. I'm not familiar with
this one. I don't know.Copy !req
1184. All right.
Let me give you a hint.Copy !req
1185. So you got
MJ over thereCopy !req
1186. posting up a small
point guard, right?Copy !req
1187. You got Rodman
over thereCopy !req
1188. on the other side of
the court with his hair.Copy !req
1189. Now Pippin comes
to screen for Michael.Copy !req
1190. So what do you got?Copy !req
1191. Well, this is the Bulls'
triangle offense, right?Copy !req
1192. Right.
So we're justCopy !req
1193. givin' room
for Michael to isolate.Copy !req
1194. Isolate. Isosceles.
An isosceles triangle.Copy !req
1195. Exactly.Copy !req
1196. The Lakers use
this triangle offense.Copy !req
1197. This triangle has equal sides
for Kobe and Shaq.Copy !req
1198. Equal sides. OK. This is
an equilateral triangle.Copy !req
1199. There you go.
See, you're gettin' it.Copy !req
1200. You're gettin' it.
OK. OK.Copy !req
1201. Uh, I got this.Copy !req
1202. You got this one?Copy !req
1203. OK, now this is us.
Uh-huh.Copy !req
1204. And you know the type
of triangle offense we useCopy !req
1205. is the acute offense. Well,
the acute triangle offense.Copy !req
1206. OK.
That's becauseCopy !req
1207. Calvin Cambridge
is so damn cute.Copy !req
1208. Oh, man, give me a break.
I'm the cute one.Copy !req
1209. No, I am.
No, see.Copy !req
1210. Look at the picture.
I'm the cute one.Copy !req
1211. No.
OK, go ahead. Fine.Copy !req
1212. All right. So...Copy !req
1213. OK, see,
here's Joad, right?Copy !req
1214. Right.
This is Joad.Copy !req
1215. Joad's gonna
take the ball out.Copy !req
1216. He's gonna pass
all the way to you.Copy !req
1217. OK.
You're right here.Copy !req
1218. Right.
See me?Copy !req
1219. I'm gonna be
headin' down courtCopy !req
1220. for the full-court lob pass
just like this, right?Copy !req
1221. Oh, hey, Calvin.
Calvin.Copy !req
1222. Don't put paint on
my windows, all right?Copy !req
1223. But I'm gonna be
wide open.Copy !req
1224. You gotta
pass me the ball.Copy !req
1225. I'm warning you,
all right? Don't do it.Copy !req
1226. And then...Copy !req
1227. Wham!
2 points for meCopy !req
1228. and the assist...Copy !req
1229. to Reynolds.Copy !req
1230. Oh, OK. So you think
you're cuteCopy !req
1231. puttin' the paint and then
messin' up the house, huh?Copy !req
1232. Well, let me
see what we've got.Copy !req
1233. Let's say
if I went and did—Copy !req
1234. Oh! Aw. Hey!Copy !req
1235. Orange looks nice
on you, man.Copy !req
1236. That's not funny.Copy !req
1237. No, it really is funny
'cause it looks nice.Copy !req
1238. It goes nice
with the blue, and...Copy !req
1239. Oh, really?Copy !req
1240. Yeah. You kinda look
like a rainbow or—Copy !req
1241. Well, the orange
looks really nice...Copy !req
1242. Calvin, I know you're
not gonna do that.Copy !req
1243. Oh!
on you!Copy !req
1244. You really think
it's funny?Copy !req
1245. No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
1246. What are you doin'?
Cal. Calvin.Copy !req
1247. Calvin. Whoa!Copy !req
1248. Aah!Copy !req
1249. You must be Tracy.Copy !req
1250. You must be Murph.Copy !req
1251. Yeah, that's me.Copy !req
1252. What's up, Murph?Copy !req
1253. Hey, Cal.
You all right?Copy !req
1254. Yeah, I'm pretty good.Copy !req
1255. But can you believe
the cab ride hereCopy !req
1256. cost 50 bucks?Copy !req
1257. You should have
took the bus.Copy !req
1258. Tracy, can you
lend me 49.50?Copy !req
1259. Heh. All right, Murph.Copy !req
1260. I'll go get my wallet.Copy !req
1261. So what have
you guys been up to?Copy !req
1262. Geometry.Copy !req
1263. Think you could teach me?Copy !req
1264. Aah!
Whoa!Copy !req
1265. Cannonball!Copy !req
1266. When Calvin Cambridge
comes to your town,Copy !req
1267. you'd better watch out.Copy !req
1268. Well, that was the final wordCopy !req
1269. from Gary "the Glove" Payton
tonightCopy !req
1270. after the Seattle Sonics
battled it outCopy !req
1271. with Cambridge
and the Los Angeles Knights.Copy !req
1272. Yeah, now you knowCopy !req
1273. what it feels like
to be in the glove.Copy !req
1274. It's more like
a mitten, Gary.Copy !req
1275. Kenny Mayne:
The Knights ralliedCopy !req
1276. around Cambridge
after that,Copy !req
1277. and before
it was all over,Copy !req
1278. Payton got the gate.Copy !req
1279. Get him outta here, Ref.Copy !req
1280. Rich Eisen: And Kenny,
how about the wayCopy !req
1281. Reynolds jumped in
to protect Cambridge?Copy !req
1282. How about that?Copy !req
1283. They're startin' to
come together, Rich.Copy !req
1284. The team's gelling
at this point,Copy !req
1285. and with 3 games left
in the season,Copy !req
1286. they are only 2 wins awayCopy !req
1287. from their first ever
trip to the play-offs.Copy !req
1288. The Knights win!Copy !req
1289. Yes! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1290. Whoo!Copy !req
1291. Oof.
Aah!Copy !req
1292. Coach, great game.
Great game.Copy !req
1293. Fellas, unbelievable.
Hey, guys,Copy !req
1294. I gotta pinch myself.
One more winCopy !req
1295. and we're in the play-offs,Copy !req
1296. and you know
what that meansCopy !req
1297. for every man
in this organization?Copy !req
1298. Bonuses. Ha ha.
Contract renewals.Copy !req
1299. We'll all have jobs
next year.Copy !req
1300. You two together...Copy !req
1301. this works.Copy !req
1302. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
1303. So you still haven't met
any parents you liked?Copy !req
1304. I don't know.Copy !req
1305. Nobody seems right.Copy !req
1306. Maybe
nobody seems rightCopy !req
1307. because you already met
the right person.Copy !req
1308. What right person?Copy !req
1309. Tracy.Copy !req
1310. Tracy.Copy !req
1311. Listen, Murph,Copy !req
1312. Tracy can't even
take care of himself.Copy !req
1313. You like him.Copy !req
1314. Yeah, so?Copy !req
1315. That doesn't mean
he wants to adopt me.Copy !req
1316. Well, why don't you
ask him?Copy !req
1317. Listen, Reg, Murph...Copy !req
1318. Tracy's not big
on families.Copy !req
1319. He doesn't even talk
to his own dad.Copy !req
1320. I mean, how can you
have a dadCopy !req
1321. and not talk to him?Copy !req
1322. Man, that's nuts.Copy !req
1323. It ain't cool.Copy !req
1324. Can you do anything?Copy !req
1325. You're back again?Copy !req
1326. Yeah, uh, I got
a surprise for you.Copy !req
1327. Somebody
I want you to meet.Copy !req
1328. Oh, OK. I hope she's
wearin' a bikini.Copy !req
1329. Nah, it's not a woman.
It's-It's your number-one fan.Copy !req
1330. Well, it has
to be a woman, right?Copy !req
1331. Calvin, why'd you
bring him here?Copy !req
1332. This is your dad.Copy !req
1333. You don't want to
talk to him?Copy !req
1334. Listen to me.Copy !req
1335. Now stay out of
my businessCopy !req
1336. and get him
out of here. Now.Copy !req
1337. How could we lose
to the Bulls?Copy !req
1338. We were out of synch,Copy !req
1339. especially
Cambridge and Reynolds.Copy !req
1340. What's the matter
with you two?Copy !req
1341. This was your gimme.Copy !req
1342. Now you're gonna have
to beat the RaptorsCopy !req
1343. or we're out.
You got that?Copy !req
1344. We're gonna have to
tighten it up, guys.Copy !req
1345. Pull this thing together.Copy !req
1346. Damn it!Copy !req
1347. All right, listen, Cal—Copy !req
1348. What's wrong?Copy !req
1349. I give up on ever finding
somebody to adopt me.Copy !req
1350. Well, I wouldn't
do that just yet.Copy !req
1351. Well, hello, Calvin.Copy !req
1352. We've been waiting
for you.Copy !req
1353. We're the Boyds.Copy !req
1354. We're from Bel Air.Copy !req
1355. Hoo-ooh.Copy !req
1356. Hmm?Copy !req
1357. What's the matter?Copy !req
1358. You've had something
on your mind all night.Copy !req
1359. Nah. No, I haven't.Copy !req
1360. It's Calvin, isn't it?Copy !req
1361. As we hit the end
of the regular season,Copy !req
1362. the big story is
this weekend's showdownCopy !req
1363. between
the Los Angeles KnightsCopy !req
1364. and the Toronto Raptors.Copy !req
1365. Both teams need a victory
to make the play-offs.Copy !req
1366. Man, this is personal.Copy !req
1367. It's play-off time,
and my jobCopy !req
1368. is to shut
Calvin Cambridge down.Copy !req
1369. Besides, what does a little kid
know about the play-offs?Copy !req
1370. For the Knights to have
any shot at winning this game,Copy !req
1371. Reynolds and Cambridge
better get back in synch,Copy !req
1372. and Cambridge better bring
every weapon in his arsenal.Copy !req
1373. Ha. Hey, man.
How you doing?Copy !req
1374. Fine.Copy !req
1375. Cool, cool, cool.Copy !req
1376. Hey, I wanted to ask you,Copy !req
1377. uh, is it true
what you saidCopy !req
1378. about Calvin's,
uh, sneakers?Copy !req
1379. I guess.Copy !req
1380. "I guess?" Don't
"I guess" me, you idiot.Copy !req
1381. Is it because of
the sneakers?Copy !req
1382. Huh? Huh?Copy !req
1383. Uh-huh? Yes?Copy !req
1384. Yeah.Copy !req
1385. Yeah, yeah.
OK.Copy !req
1386. All right, hey, thanks.Copy !req
1387. Ha ha. Cool, cool.Copy !req
1388. Cool.Copy !req
1389. But I have to
wear my sneakers.Copy !req
1390. Right, right.Copy !req
1391. But-But they're sneakers.Copy !req
1392. They're not—
They're not proper attireCopy !req
1393. for brunch at the Boyds.Copy !req
1394. You just want to make
your best possible impression.Copy !req
1395. So put on these shoes,
look good,Copy !req
1396. and maybe
you'll get adopted.Copy !req
1397. Go on.Copy !req
1398. All right, Murph.Copy !req
1399. Guard these with your life,
all right?Copy !req
1400. I will.Copy !req
1401. Good luck
with the Boyds.Copy !req
1402. I hope they're
the right ones.Copy !req
1403. Yeah, me, too, man.Copy !req
1404. See you later, man,
all right?Copy !req
1405. Make me like Mike.Copy !req
1406. I guess they don't
fit me, Mom, huh?Copy !req
1407. Where are they?Copy !req
1408. Where are what?Copy !req
1409. The sneakers.Copy !req
1410. I don't know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
1411. I don't want to do this.Copy !req
1412. No! Not my mom's
picture!Copy !req
1413. No!Copy !req
1414. All right. I'm gonna
ask you one last time.Copy !req
1415. Where are Calvin's sneakers?Copy !req
1416. All right,
you're not gonna tell me?Copy !req
1417. OK, all right,
here we go then.Copy !req
1418. I'm gonna light it.Copy !req
1419. Say good-bye to mom!Copy !req
1420. Bye. There she goes.Copy !req
1421. Bye, Mom.
No! No! Stop it!Copy !req
1422. Burning.
This is your fault.Copy !req
1423. It's your fault.Copy !req
1424. No! They're
in the attic!Copy !req
1425. Attic! Attic—Ow!Copy !req
1426. Ah! Good! All right.Copy !req
1427. Good. In the attic.Copy !req
1428. Good, good. Good.Copy !req
1429. All right. Now,
you want to see this again?Copy !req
1430. Do not say anything
to Calvin.Copy !req
1431. I'll get it!Copy !req
1432. I-It's all right.
It's all right.Copy !req
1433. I'm-I'm
really sorry.Copy !req
1434. It's OK. I know.
It's OK.Copy !req
1435. Excuse me, uh,
Mr. Williams?Copy !req
1436. It's possible.Copy !req
1437. My dentist,
Frank Nister,Copy !req
1438. said that I might be
able to find you here.Copy !req
1439. Who's Nister?Copy !req
1440. You know,
the guy with the ear.Copy !req
1441. Um, my name is
Stan Bittleman.Copy !req
1442. What can I do for you,
Mr. Bittleman?Copy !req
1443. I'm looking for a, uh,
sports broker,Copy !req
1444. uh, to make
a sizable investmentCopy !req
1445. in the Raptors
to beat the Knights.Copy !req
1446. Why are you
speaking in code?Copy !req
1447. You want to place a bet?
How much?Copy !req
1448. $100,000.Copy !req
1449. That's a lot of money.Copy !req
1450. You good for it?Copy !req
1451. Of course I am.Copy !req
1452. What makes you
so confident?Copy !req
1453. Well, let's just say
I have a good feelingCopy !req
1454. that Calvin Cambridge
is going to have...Copy !req
1455. an off game.Copy !req
1456. Tell me more.Copy !req
1457. We were gonna wait
till laterCopy !req
1458. to tell you this, but,
um, well, I can't wait.Copy !req
1459. Calvin, tomorrow we're going
to finalize your adoption,Copy !req
1460. and you will officially
become a Boyd.Copy !req
1461. A Boyd?Copy !req
1462. Yeah, a friend of mine
told meCopy !req
1463. this would be a pretty good
place to come.Copy !req
1464. Any place would
have been great.Copy !req
1465. Calvin?Copy !req
1466. I want to talk to you
about something, man.Copy !req
1467. Something, um...
something pretty big.Copy !req
1468. What?Copy !req
1469. Well...Copy !req
1470. I don't know. I've been
doing a lot of thinking.Copy !req
1471. Just thinking about
what's best for youCopy !req
1472. and-and for me.Copy !req
1473. Yeah?Copy !req
1474. Well, I—Copy !req
1475. Absolutely, coach.Copy !req
1476. Oh. Um, Tracy,Copy !req
1477. I would like you
to meet the Boyds.Copy !req
1478. The Boyds are
gonna be my...Copy !req
1479. My parents.Copy !req
1480. Mr. and Mrs.
Hi.Copy !req
1481. Mrs.
Very nice to meet you.Copy !req
1482. It's—It's nice
to meet you, too.Copy !req
1483. Um...Copy !req
1484. you guys are very,
very lucky.Copy !req
1485. Don't we know it?Copy !req
1486. What-What was
the big newsCopy !req
1487. that you wanted
to tell me?Copy !req
1488. Oh, oh, right. Right.Copy !req
1489. Um, you know
the pick-and-roll, right?Copy !req
1490. I'm gonna do the pick,Copy !req
1491. but I ain't—
I ain't gonna do the roll.Copy !req
1492. That-That was
the big news?Copy !req
1493. Yeah.Copy !req
1494. It's nice
to meet you guys.Copy !req
1495. Nice to meet you.
Same here.Copy !req
1496. Ooh! Dear, we better
claim our seats.Copy !req
1497. Oh, yes, yes.Copy !req
1498. Well, uh, we'll see you
after the game, son.Copy !req
1499. God, that
sounds great.Copy !req
1500. Hello?Copy !req
1501. Here.Copy !req
1502. Yo, is anybody there?Copy !req
1503. Tell him.Copy !req
1504. I-It's Murph,Copy !req
1505. and I got something
to tell you.Copy !req
1506. I screwed up
big time.Copy !req
1507. I didn't mean to
tell him, but then—Copy !req
1508. But then Bittleman
was gonna burnCopy !req
1509. my mom's pictures.
I had no choice.Copy !req
1510. Murph, just slow down, man.
Tell him what?Copy !req
1511. I told him
about the sneakers,Copy !req
1512. and now they're in
Bittleman's safe.Copy !req
1513. That-That's just crazy.Copy !req
1514. The sneakers are right here
in my gym... bag.Copy !req
1515. Oh, no!Copy !req
1516. What are you
gonna do?Copy !req
1517. The game starts
in 20 minutes!Copy !req
1518. Wait. I have an idea.Copy !req
1519. I'll meet you ASAP.Copy !req
1520. ASAP. Got it.Copy !req
1521. Wait. What's ASAP?Copy !req
1522. All right! Bring it in,
gents, bring it in.Copy !req
1523. Let's go.Copy !req
1524. Wait a minute,
wait a minute.Copy !req
1525. Where's Cambridge?Copy !req
1526. What, man?
He's not here?Copy !req
1527. Check the bathrooms.Copy !req
1528. Oh, man! Dang!Copy !req
1529. And the opening tip
goes to the Raptors.Copy !req
1530. With Calvin Cambridge
nowhere in sight,Copy !req
1531. a lot of things may be going
the Raptors' way today.Copy !req
1532. OK, look, if you guys
were gonna ask meCopy !req
1533. what I'm about to
ask you, I'd run.Copy !req
1534. So if anybody wants to run,
I understand.Copy !req
1535. Here come
the Raptors again.Copy !req
1536. They're making it look easy
on a breakaway.Copy !req
1537. Slam dunk by Vince Carter.Copy !req
1538. The Raptors are red hot
in this one.Copy !req
1539. Toronto already
leading by 9,Copy !req
1540. and here they come again.Copy !req
1541. The question
the Knight fans are askingCopy !req
1542. is "where the heck
is Calvin?"Copy !req
1543. Here come the Knights
on offense,Copy !req
1544. up from the back court
to the front court.Copy !req
1545. Tracy Reynolds—Copy !req
1546. Get him, guys!
Come on, tie him up!Copy !req
1547. Hey, hey! Stop it!Copy !req
1548. Get him, get him!Copy !req
1549. Ow! Aah! Stop!Copy !req
1550. Stop, I say! Stop!Copy !req
1551. Give me the combination
to the safe.Copy !req
1552. He's going towards
the basket.Copy !req
1553. Windmill slam dunk!Copy !req
1554. We better think of
something else.Copy !req
1555. Get him
with those!Copy !req
1556. Oh, yeah, get them.Copy !req
1557. Those are
the hard chess men.Copy !req
1558. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got his head.Copy !req
1559. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
what's going on?Copy !req
1560. Oh, good, oh, good.
I am glad to see you.Copy !req
1561. All right, yeah,
I'm really glad you're here.Copy !req
1562. What are you doing?Copy !req
1563. I'm getting
my sneakers back.Copy !req
1564. Let me out of this.Copy !req
1565. Wait. No, no.Copy !req
1566. Just hear me out, Ox.Copy !req
1567. Please.Copy !req
1568. You may hate me,
you may hate the world.Copy !req
1569. But whatever
our differences,Copy !req
1570. you're still one of us.Copy !req
1571. Yeah.
Yeah.Copy !req
1572. You're not one of him.Copy !req
1573. Well, heh heh,
don't listen to him.Copy !req
1574. No, Ox, don't listen
to Bittleman.Copy !req
1575. He doesn't even
care about you, Ox.Copy !req
1576. Oh, right, yeah,
I don't care about you.Copy !req
1577. Of course I care about you.
We're friends, right, man?Copy !req
1578. Right?Copy !req
1579. OK.Copy !req
1580. You just let me
out of here, you idiot.Copy !req
1581. I'm not an idiot.Copy !req
1582. You got that?
OK.Copy !req
1583. OK?
OK!Copy !req
1584. will go on
to the NBA play-offs,Copy !req
1585. and it will be the first
for the Knights...Copy !req
1586. Because I'm not the one
tied to a chair, am I?Copy !req
1587. If Calvin Cambridge
is gonna get here,Copy !req
1588. he better get here quick.
Toronto running away...Copy !req
1589. I gotta get back
to the game.Copy !req
1590. You know,
if I was an idiot,Copy !req
1591. I wouldn't be able
to rememberCopy !req
1592. the combination to
your safe, would I?Copy !req
1593. 42 left...Copy !req
1594. Come on, Ox.
Come on, come on.Copy !req
1595. 27 right...Copy !req
1596. Come on, one more time.
Come on, one more, one more.Copy !req
1597. and 15 left.Copy !req
1598. Yes!
Yeah!Copy !req
1599. I'm gonna get you, Calvin!Copy !req
1600. I'm gonna get you!Copy !req
1601. What?Copy !req
1602. Hey!
Whoa!Copy !req
1603. Darn it!Copy !req
1604. Whoa! Aaah!Copy !req
1605. No!Copy !req
1606. Ha ha!Copy !req
1607. Ah!Copy !req
1608. Unh!Copy !req
1609. Yeah, Murph!Copy !req
1610. Let's go, let's go,
let's go, let's go!Copy !req
1611. See you inside!Copy !req
1612. Good luck, Calvin!
Go get 'em!Copy !req
1613. Give me the sneakers,
Calvin.Copy !req
1614. Your game...Copy !req
1615. is over.Copy !req
1616. Aaah!Copy !req
1617. Uhh.Copy !req
1618. My game is
just beginning.Copy !req
1619. The third quarter
comes to an end,Copy !req
1620. and the Raptors
leading the Knights bigCopy !req
1621. by 21 points.Copy !req
1622. Yeah! It's Calvin!Copy !req
1623. There he is.Copy !req
1624. Ladies and gentlemen,
he's here!Copy !req
1625. Calvin! Calvin!Copy !req
1626. Calvin Cambridge
has arrived.Copy !req
1627. The crowd reacting
as he comes onto the court.Copy !req
1628. However, is it too late?Copy !req
1629. The Knights are trailing
by 21 points.Copy !req
1630. They have never been
able to make upCopy !req
1631. that kind of a deficit.Copy !req
1632. Calvin,
where have you been?Copy !req
1633. I'm sorry, coach.Copy !req
1634. So am I.Copy !req
1635. Nobody shows up after
3 quarters and plays.Copy !req
1636. Sit on the bench.Copy !req
1637. Wait a minute, coach.
You gotta play Calvin.Copy !req
1638. No.Copy !req
1639. Just listen to me
for a minute, OK?Copy !req
1640. Now if it wasn't for him,Copy !req
1641. we wouldn't be here
in the first place.Copy !req
1642. Now, listen,
we can still do this,Copy !req
1643. but we're gonna need him.Copy !req
1644. Now, come on,
we started as a team,Copy !req
1645. let's finish as a team.Copy !req
1646. Play the kid.Copy !req
1647. We could still win,
coach.Copy !req
1648. We can.Copy !req
1649. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
1650. Here come the Knights.Copy !req
1651. If I didn't see it
with my own eyes,Copy !req
1652. I wouldn't have
believed it.Copy !req
1653. But they're just one point
behind the Raptors in this game.Copy !req
1654. We gotta steal the ball
on the inbound play.Copy !req
1655. And if we don't
get the steal,Copy !req
1656. who do we foul?Copy !req
1657. They all shoot
good free throws, coach.Copy !req
1658. Well, we better
get that steal. Ready?Copy !req
1659. Break!
Let's go.Copy !req
1660. The Knights
need a steal right here.Copy !req
1661. Carter being guarded
by Cambridge.Copy !req
1662. He comes in with it.
And he's got the ball—Copy !req
1663. It's stolen by Cambridge!Copy !req
1664. What a big play
by the little guy!Copy !req
1665. Time-out!Copy !req
1666. Break!Copy !req
1667. Time-out called
by the Knights.Copy !req
1668. Oh, no.Copy !req
1669. What's the matter?Copy !req
1670. I'm done, Trace.Copy !req
1671. What do you mean?Copy !req
1672. It really wasn't me
that was playing.Copy !req
1673. It was the sneakers.Copy !req
1674. Tracy, the sneakers
were magic.Copy !req
1675. Now they're gone.Copy !req
1676. Come on, now. No.Copy !req
1677. Now's not the time
for jokes, OK?Copy !req
1678. I'm not playing games.Copy !req
1679. Listen to me.Copy !req
1680. We're gonna need you
to win,Copy !req
1681. so you know
what you gotta do?Copy !req
1682. You gotta be brave.Copy !req
1683. I believe in you.Copy !req
1684. Coach Wagner: All right.
Tracy inbounds to Calvin.Copy !req
1685. Calvin, Joad's
gonna set you a pick.Copy !req
1686. If they double-team you,
get the ball back to Tracy.Copy !req
1687. Listen, guys.Copy !req
1688. Whether we make
the play-offs or not,Copy !req
1689. it's gonna be
my last game.Copy !req
1690. What?
What?Copy !req
1691. What are
you saying, man?Copy !req
1692. I'm ready to be
a regular kid again.Copy !req
1693. It's what I want.Copy !req
1694. Come on, y'all.
I got faith in you guys.Copy !req
1695. Let's go out, and let's
go win this thing, man.Copy !req
1696. Come on, now. Let's go.
Let's go, let's play.Copy !req
1697. Teamwork on 3.
1... 2... 3...Copy !req
1698. Teamwork!Copy !req
1699. Biggest moment of
the season for the Knights.Copy !req
1700. It comes in to
Calvin Cambridge.Copy !req
1701. The little guy
goes to the dribbleCopy !req
1702. against Vince Carter.Copy !req
1703. Drives right,
the shake and bake—Copy !req
1704. It didn't work this time!Copy !req
1705. I can't do this.Copy !req
1706. What are you doing?Copy !req
1707. You can do it!Copy !req
1708. Shoot it!Copy !req
1709. Yeah!Copy !req
1710. The Knights win!
The Knights win!Copy !req
1711. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
1712. the Knights are going
to the NBA play-offsCopy !req
1713. for the first time
in franchise history!Copy !req
1714. Unbelievable!Copy !req
1715. Yes!Copy !req
1716. Play-offs, baby!Copy !req
1717. We did it, man!Copy !req
1718. Yeah, man, we did.Copy !req
1719. Guess I won't be
seeing you anymore?Copy !req
1720. Hey, Trace,
come on, man.Copy !req
1721. The press wants to
see us, man. Come on.Copy !req
1722. Oh, Calvin.Copy !req
1723. Congratulations,
my dear.Copy !req
1724. We're going to Le Cirque
to celebrate.Copy !req
1725. You'll love
the French cooking.Copy !req
1726. Oh, yes.Copy !req
1727. Um, I'll meet you guys
outside at the car, OK?Copy !req
1728. Oh, OK.Copy !req
1729. All right, dear.Copy !req
1730. We're so proud
of you.Copy !req
1731. Wonderful,
just wonderful.Copy !req
1732. Play-offs,
play-offs!Copy !req
1733. Play-offs!
Yeah!Copy !req
1734. Congratulations,
Calvin.Copy !req
1735. I'm gonna miss you, coach.Copy !req
1736. We're gonna
miss you, too.Copy !req
1737. But I'm glad
you finally gotCopy !req
1738. what you really
needed.Copy !req
1739. There'll always be
a placeCopy !req
1740. on this team
for you.Copy !req
1741. Thanks, coach.Copy !req
1742. Good luck.Copy !req
1743. I wonder what's
keeping Calvin?Copy !req
1744. Wow.Copy !req
1745. Never thought you'd
turn down the Boyds.Copy !req
1746. Me, neither.Copy !req
1747. Somehow, it just
didn't feel right.Copy !req
1748. Welcome back.Copy !req
1749. Thanks, Murph.Copy !req
1750. Come on.Copy !req
1751. So, man...Copy !req
1752. you gotta tell me.Copy !req
1753. What was the best partCopy !req
1754. about being in the NBA?Copy !req
1755. Room service.Copy !req
1756. Room service?Copy !req
1757. What's room service?Copy !req
1758. You're in your
hotel room.Copy !req
1759. You pick up the phone,
you dial 6.Copy !req
1760. Tell 'em what food
you want,Copy !req
1761. they'll bring the food
up to your hotel room...Copy !req
1762. for free.Copy !req
1763. Nah. You're just—Copy !req
1764. You're just messin'
with me, right?Copy !req
1765. Nah, not at all.Copy !req
1766. We should have that
around here sometime.Copy !req
1767. We should.Copy !req
1768. We should.Copy !req
1769. Room service?Copy !req
1770. Tracy.Copy !req
1771. So now you're telling meCopy !req
1772. that after everything that
we've been through together,Copy !req
1773. that's what you like best?Copy !req
1774. Room service?Copy !req
1775. What are you
doing here?Copy !req
1776. I'm here with the team.Copy !req
1777. You see, the Knights are
sponsoring the home now.Copy !req
1778. That's—
That's great.Copy !req
1779. Guys, guys, uh,
a little to the left.Copy !req
1780. How's that?Copy !req
1781. That's good. Good.Copy !req
1782. Reg, whatever happened
to the guyCopy !req
1783. that used to run this place?
Bittleman?Copy !req
1784. No one's seen him since
Calvin's last game.Copy !req
1785. Something about a betCopy !req
1786. he didn't have
the money to cover.Copy !req
1787. There's gonna be a lot
of changes around here.Copy !req
1788. Yeah. I can
see that already.Copy !req
1789. Yes.Copy !req
1790. Yeah. Too bad you're not
gonna be around to enjoy it.Copy !req
1791. What do you mean?Copy !req
1792. Well, things are going
great with the team now.Copy !req
1793. Everything's going well
with my father.Copy !req
1794. I have furniture
in the house,Copy !req
1795. but still
something's missing.Copy !req
1796. And I heard it
through the grapevineCopy !req
1797. that you're still
looking for a father.Copy !req
1798. Yeah.Copy !req
1799. Yeah?Copy !req
1800. That's great.Copy !req
1801. Because what I'm missing
is a son.Copy !req
1802. Thanks... Dad.Copy !req
1803. Murph!Copy !req
1804. Hey, Murph,
come here.Copy !req
1805. Um, you know what
today is, right?Copy !req
1806. What?Copy !req
1807. It's 2-for-1
orphan day.Copy !req
1808. You take one orphan,Copy !req
1809. and then you get
another one.Copy !req
1810. 2-for-1 orphan day.Copy !req
1811. I mean, if that's OK
with you.Copy !req
1812. Hey, Murph.Copy !req
1813. Hey, T-time.Copy !req
1814. You know, I'm gonna take
Calvin home with me today.Copy !req
1815. Congratulations.Copy !req
1816. Thanks.Copy !req
1817. But you know what?Copy !req
1818. We were kinda hoping
that you'd come, too.Copy !req
1819. You mean...Copy !req
1820. Murph,
we're going home.Copy !req
1821. We're going home!Copy !req
1822. Yeah.Copy !req
1823. That's right,
we're going home.Copy !req
1824. Yeah.
Dad?Copy !req
1825. Can we get
an allowance?Copy !req
1826. Allowance?Copy !req
1827. Yeah. Can I drive
the Escalade home?Copy !req
1828. You wanna drive
the what?Copy !req
1829. Do we get
season tickets?Copy !req
1830. Whoo! Ha ha!Copy !req
1831. All right, let's get
some sleep, guys.Copy !req
1832. Here you go.Copy !req
1833. All right.
Good night, guys.Copy !req
1834. Good night, Dad.Copy !req
1835. Good night, Dad.Copy !req
1836. Hey, you want me to leave
the light on for you?Copy !req
1837. Nah, I'm cool.Copy !req
1838. What's up, sucka?Copy !req
1839. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1840. Ha ha!Copy !req
1841. How was that?Copy !req
1842. Which way?Copy !req
1843. Whoa!Copy !req
1844. What's her name?
Ha ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
1845. Huh?Copy !req
1846. Thank you very much.
Oh, we're cutting?Copy !req
1847. I don't even need to cut.
Don't cut. Don't cut.Copy !req
1848. Yeah, we are.Copy !req
1849. Oh, now I gotta act
before I play a game.Copy !req
1850. I gotta do that again.Copy !req
1851. Oh, you want me—
uh, here I come.Copy !req
1852. I don't know
what he's—Copy !req
1853. Yeah, you're always—
Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
1854. I ain't no actor, man.
I'm a basketball player.Copy !req
1855. I'm a great actor.Copy !req
1856. I'm about to drop,
I'm about to drop!Copy !req
1857. Ohh!Copy !req
1858. Cool, cool. Cool.Copy !req