1. Buzz Light year
mission log, stardate 3901.Copy !req
2. Sensors have detected
potential life formsCopy !req
3. on an uncharted planet.Copy !req
4. So, we're making a detour
to investigate.Copy !req
5. Space rangers
will make initial evaluation,Copy !req
6. then assess whether it's worth
waking the science crewCopy !req
7. from their hyper sleep.Copy !req
8. While the ERIC takes core samples,Copy !req
9. I will explore further the odditiesCopy !req
10. of this strange planet.Copy !req
11. Terrain seems a bit unstable.Copy !req
12. No readout yet if the air is breathable.Copy !req
13. There seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.Copy !req
14. - Who are you talking to?
- Uh, no one.Copy !req
15. You were narrating again.Copy !req
16. I was not. Just doing the mission log.Copy !req
17. You do know
no one ever listens to those.Copy !req
18. I know that. Narrating helps me focus.Copy !req
19. - Stay sharp.
—Yeah.Copy !req
20. Well, if it bothers you,
Commander Hawthorne,Copy !req
21. I'm happy to wait back on the turnip.Copy !req
22. Please don't call it the turnip.Copy !req
23. But the ship looks like
a root vegetable.Copy !req
24. Yes. You made that very clear
at the design review.Copy !req
25. How long have you known that I narrate?Copy !req
26. Forever. Since you and I were cadets.Copy !req
27. Speaking of, you forgot
to take the rookie with you.Copy !req
28. Ugh, Commander Hawthorne,Copy !req
29. you know how I feel about rookies.Copy !req
30. The same way I feel about autopilots.Copy !req
31. "How may I assist you?Copy !req
32. "Is there anything I can do, sir?"Copy !req
33. They don't help. They just
overcomplicate things.Copy !req
34. I'm better off just
doing the job myself.Copy !req
35. Which is why I brought the rookie.Copy !req
36. Uh, hello.Copy !req
37. No.Copy !req
38. Buzz, protocol requires
we bring him along.Copy !req
39. - He's gonna have sad eyes.
Buzz.Copy !req
40. You know I can't deal with sad eyes.Copy !req
41. Look at the rookie, Buzz.Copy !req
42. - Nope.
- Look at the... Look...Copy !req
43. - No... No. No.
Light year.Copy !req
44. - Look at him.
- Not looking.Copy !req
45. Look.
- No.Copy !req
46. - Look, look, look.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
47. - Look at the rookie.Copy !req
48. All right. All right! You Win.Copy !req
49. Look, Feather... Featherings... Feather.Copy !req
50. It's Featheringhamstan, sir.Copy !req
51. Look, rookie. First, you will
not speak unless spoken to.Copy !req
52. - Yes, sir.
- Still talking.Copy !req
53. Second, respect the suit.Copy !req
54. This suit means something.Copy !req
55. It's not just protecting your body.Copy !req
56. - It's protecting the universe.Copy !req
57. This suit is a promise to the worldCopy !req
58. that you and you alone
will do one thing above all.Copy !req
59. Finish the mission, no matter the cost.Copy !req
60. - You will never quit,Copy !req
61. whatever the galaxy may throw your way.Copy !req
62. Will you please turn that off!Copy !req
63. It's just too easy.Copy !req
64. You're mocking me, aren't you?Copy !req
65. Yeah, but in a supportive way.Copy !req
66. Look, what I'm trying to say, Commander,Copy !req
67. is that you and I have this job down.Copy !req
68. —Uh, sir.
- Still talking.Copy !req
69. At any moment
I know what you're thinking,Copy !req
70. - I know where you're gonna be.Copy !req
71. - But this guy, I don't know.Copy !req
72. Where'd he go?Copy !req
73. Ugh! You see,
this is exactly what I'm talking about.Copy !req
74. He's not helping. He's wandered off.Copy !req
75. Vines!Copy !req
76. - Bugs!Copy !req
77. The ship. It's sinking.Copy !req
78. Everyone, back to the turnip!Copy !req
79. Oh, so now it's the turnip.Copy !req
80. Engage stealth mode.
It should buy us enough time.Copy !req
81. We're not gonna make it.
Almost there!Copy !req
82. - Okay, plan B. Ready?
- Go!Copy !req
83. - Blast!
- Here. I can reroute it.Copy !req
84. Just gimme a minute.Copy !req
85. Where is the...Copy !req
86. Help!Copy !req
87. (gem) Rookie.Copy !req
88. Help me!Copy !req
89. Buzz Light year mission log.
Planet clearly uninhabitable.Copy !req
90. - In fact, outright hostile.
- Whoa!Copy !req
91. Sentient foliage have apprehended
Cadet Furth—Feathering...Copy !req
92. Featheringston... Feather...Copy !req
93. Oh, they got the rookie,
who I strongly suggestedCopy !req
94. should not have joined
in the first...Copy !req
95. - Blast.Copy !req
96. Buzz!
Now!Copy !req
97. Move it, ranger!Copy !req
98. Making our way back to the ship.Copy !req
99. Come on, Buzz!Copy !req
100. - Hurry!Copy !req
101. - I'll go to the engine room.Copy !req
102. - I'll take the helm.
- And I will...Copy !req
103. Do nothing. We got this.Copy !req
104. I.V.A.N.: How may I assist you?Copy !req
105. Ugh! Autopilots.Copy !req
106. Is there anything I can do, sir?Copy !req
107. No and no! This is not a simulation.Copy !req
108. Commander, status!Copy !req
109. Fuel engaged. All systems go.Copy !req
110. I.V.A.N.: Warning-
Launch trajectory unsound.Copy !req
111. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
112. I.V.A. N.: Collision imminent.Copy !req
113. Abort. Abort.Copy !req
114. —Abort...Copy !req
115. Captain Light year, do you need my help?Copy !req
116. - Negative.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
117. I'm Buzz Light year. I'm always sure.Copy !req
118. It's bad, Buzz.Copy !req
119. Our hyper-speed crystal
was totally destroyed.Copy !req
120. Long story short, we're marooned.Copy !req
121. I don't know.Copy !req
122. What are you doing?Copy !req
123. I'm court-martialling myself.Copy !req
124. No, you're not.Copy !req
125. Commander Hawthorne,Copy !req
126. I hereby relieve myself
of all space ranger duties.Copy !req
127. This was my fault,
and these people deserve better.Copy !req
128. You can throw me in the brig.Copy !req
129. Finish the mission, Buzz.Copy !req
130. That's what we do.Copy !req
131. We're not done until everyone gets home.Copy !req
132. But we have no fuel crystal.Copy !req
133. So we mine the resources on this planet.
Create a new crystal.Copy !req
134. Crystallic fusion is highly unstable.Copy !req
135. - Then we test it.
- No. It's too dangerous.Copy !req
136. Manufacturing a crystal
capable of hyper speedCopy !req
137. is like... like trying to lasso the sun.Copy !req
138. And then someone would need
to attach that sun to a ship,Copy !req
139. and then that ship needs someone to fly it
Without blowing themselves into oblivion.Copy !req
140. Who in their right mind would...Copy !req
141. Oh!Copy !req
142. Buzz Light year mission log,
stardate 3902.Copy !req
143. After a full year of being marooned,Copy !req
144. our specialised crew have put
this planet's vast resourcesCopy !req
145. to incredible use.Copy !req
146. Finally, our first hyper-speed
test flight is a go.Copy !req
147. - Ready, Captain Light year?Copy !req
148. Ready as I'll ever be,
Commander Hawthorne.Copy !req
149. To infinity.Copy !req
150. And beyond.Copy !req
151. - Buzz!
- We got a breach in the perimeter.Copy !req
152. Come on, I just...Copy !req
153. Captain Light year!Copy !req
154. - Airman Diaz.
Boy,Copy !req
155. The vines are a little feisty today,
huh?Copy !req
156. Are we ready to launch?Copy !req
157. We're all ready if you are, sir.Copy !req
158. A year of work for a four-minute flight.Copy !req
159. - Isn't that something?
- Ha. Sure is.Copy !req
160. Well, let's go find out
if this new hyper-speed fuel is stable,Copy !req
161. so I can get us off this rock.Copy !req
162. Ooh, almost forgot.
Here's your I.V.A.N., sir.Copy !req
163. - Fully loaded.
Ugh.Copy !req
164. Autopilots.Copy !req
165. And here, of course, is the XL-01.Copy !req
166. Pretty sweet ride.Copy !req
167. Now let's get you that fuel crystal.Copy !req
168. Good morning, Captain Light year.Copy !req
169. Here is your specially formulated
fuel mixture.Copy !req
170. So this is the fuel
that's gonna reach hyper speed?Copy !req
171. It has an 87.6% chance.Copy !req
172. I'll take those odds.Copy !req
173. Good luck, Captain.Copy !req
174. We're all counting on you...Copy !req
175. Airman.Copy !req
176. XL—01 to mission control. Do you copy?Copy !req
177. Copy, XL-m.Copy !req
178. I'm gonna grant you
four minutes to be off-planet,Copy !req
179. but then you come right back to us.Copy !req
180. - That's an order.Copy !req
181. Roger that.Copy !req
182. Hyper speed, here I come.Copy !req
183. T minus ten,Copy !req
184. nine,Copy !req
185. eight, seven,Copy !req
186. six,Copy !req
187. five, four,Copy !req
188. three, two,Copy !req
189. one. Launch.Copy !req
190. I.V.A.N., pull up the flight plan, please.Copy !req
191. I.V.A.N.: Hello.
I am your...Copy !req
192. Ugh, autopilots.Copy !req
193. I.V.A.N.: Hello,Copy !req
194. I am your Internal
Voice-Activated Navigator.Copy !req
195. Call me I.V.A.N.Copy !req
196. Ready the flight plan, please, I.V.A.N.Copy !req
197. I.V.A.N.: Certainly.Copy !req
198. Your mission is to accelerate
through deep space,Copy !req
199. slingshot around Alpha T'kani,Copy !req
200. then through the deceleration ringsCopy !req
201. back here to T'kani Prime.Copy !req
202. Target flight time,
4 minutes, 28 seconds.Copy !req
203. XL-01,
you are clear for hyper launch.Copy !req
204. Copy, Control. Initiating hyper launch.Copy !req
205. I.V.A.N.: Approaching 50% hyper speed.Copy !req
206. Fuel stable.Copy !req
207. Increasing speed to 0.60.Copy !req
208. I.V.A.N.: 60% hyper speed.Copy !req
209. Increasing speed to 0.70.Copy !req
210. I.V.A.N.: 70% hyper speed.Copy !req
211. Fuel stable.Copy !req
212. Approaching 0.80.Copy !req
213. Pushing to hyper speed.Copy !req
214. I.V.A.N.: Failure in engine one.Copy !req
215. - Fuel cell unstable.
- I.V.A.N., status.Copy !req
216. I.V.A. N.: Trajectory error,
plus four degrees.Copy !req
217. Failure to course correct
will result in missing the rings.Copy !req
218. We'll fly off into deep space,Copy !req
219. resulting in certain death.Copy !req
220. Yes, thank you.Copy !req
221. I.V.A.N.: Ejection is your only option.Copy !req
222. - No, no. I can do it.Copy !req
223. I.V.A.N.: Warning. You have
26 seconds to course correct.Copy !req
224. You now have 25 seconds
to course correct.Copy !req
225. —You now have...
- Stop counting, please.Copy !req
226. I.V.A.N.: I'm sorry. My safety protocols
prohibit me from terminating countdown.Copy !req
227. Ugh, autopilots.Copy !req
228. I.V.A.N.: Mission failure imminent,
please record your last words.Copy !req
229. - Not today, I. \/.A.N.Copy !req
230. Not today, I. \/.A.N.Copy !req
231. I. V. A. N: If you are satisfied
with this recording,Copy !req
232. speak or select one.Copy !req
233. I.V.A.N., push the engines all the way.
Maximum power.Copy !req
234. I.V.A.N.: That action is inadvisable-
Fuel cell detonation.Copy !req
235. Is exactly what I'm counting on.Copy !req
236. - I.V.A. N.: Situation critical.Copy !req
237. Fuel cell approaching peak capacity.Copy !req
238. Open the fuel door, I.V.A.N.Copy !req
239. I.V.A.N.: I'm sorry.
I didn't quite catch that.Copy !req
240. - Please restate your command.
- Open fuel door!Copy !req
241. I.V.A.N.: Detonation in five,Copy !req
242. four, three,Copy !req
243. two,Copy !req
244. - one.
- Now!Copy !req
245. I.V.A. N.: Course corrected.Copy !req
246. You failed to reach hyper speed.Copy !req
247. Didn't need to hear that,
I. \/.A.N.Copy !req
248. I.V.A. N.: You didn't hear that.Copy !req
249. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll repeat.Copy !req
250. No, no. I heard.
- You failed to reachCopy !req
251. - hyper speed.
- I meant I didn't need to...Copy !req
252. - Thank you, I. V.A.N.
- You failed to reach...Copy !req
253. - Commander, are you okay?
Whoa.Copy !req
254. Diaz, you... you grew a beard.Copy !req
255. How did you grow a beard?Copy !req
256. Oh, right. Uh...Copy !req
257. First off, welcome back.Copy !req
258. - Secondly...
- Wait.Copy !req
259. Wait, What is this?Copy !req
260. How long was I gone?Copy !req
261. Four years, two months, and three days.Copy !req
262. What?Copy !req
263. Thought we'd lost you, Buzz.Copy !req
264. Alisha, what happened?Copy !req
265. - Time dilation.
- What?Copy !req
266. Time dilation is quite simple.Copy !req
267. As you approached hyper speed,Copy !req
268. your time slowed relative to our own.Copy !req
269. So, during your mission,
you aged only minutes,Copy !req
270. while the rest of us have aged years.Copy !req
271. Simply put, the faster you fly...Copy !req
272. The faster I fly,
the further into the future I travel.Copy !req
273. I get it.Copy !req
274. So, what are we gonna do now?Copy !req
275. I don't know.Copy !req
276. But I think we should hold off
on any more test flightsCopy !req
277. until we figure out something else.Copy !req
278. Commander, we said finish the mission.Copy !req
279. That's what space rangers do.Copy !req
280. At what cost, Buzz?Copy !req
281. Are you willing to lose
another four years?Copy !req
282. So, everyone's just stuck hereCopy !req
283. because of me.Copy !req
284. Hey. You all right?Copy !req
285. Uh... Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.Copy !req
286. Wait, what's that?Copy !req
287. Oh. I got engaged.Copy !req
288. Oh, wow. That's...
That's great. What's her name?Copy !req
289. Kiko. She's one of the science crew.Copy !req
290. It's funny. I never would have met her
if we hadn't been stranded.Copy !req
291. You got engaged to someone you just met?Copy !req
292. Buzz, I met her three years ago.Copy !req
293. Oh, right. Right.Copy !req
294. Well, congratulations.
I'd love to meet her.Copy !req
295. Well, there's plenty of time for that.
Get some rest.Copy !req
296. That's an order.Copy !req
297. Huh?Copy !req
298. Uh...Copy !req
299. - Hello, Buzz!Copy !req
300. I am Sox. Your personal companion robot.Copy !req
301. - My what?
- I was issued by Star CommandCopy !req
302. to ease your emotional transition
after your time away.Copy !req
303. Oh.Copy !req
304. Well, that's very considerate of you,
robot feline.Copy !req
305. But no, thank you.Copy !req
306. I'm afraid it's protocol.Copy !req
307. Sensors indicate
you've missed four birthdays.Copy !req
308. Would you like a frosted
snack cake to celebrate?Copy !req
309. Negative. That would compromiseCopy !req
310. - my nutritional regimen.Copy !req
311. We can talk about your feelings.Copy !req
312. I am an excellent listener.Copy !req
313. No, no. Look,
I've had a very long... day?Copy !req
314. It did not go as planned.Copy !req
315. The mission was unsuccessful?Copy !req
316. Affirmative.Copy !req
317. Oh, no. I am so sorry to hear that.Copy !req
318. Thank you, Sox.Copy !req
319. You're welcome, Buzz.Copy !req
320. Shall we play a game?Copy !req
321. No, thank you.
Are you sure?Copy !req
322. I can create a game specifically for youCopy !req
323. based on your exact personality profile.Copy !req
324. Hey, listen. Sox, buddy,
I'm pretty tired,Copy !req
325. so I'm gonna go ahead and hit the rack.Copy !req
326. Of course.Copy !req
327. I can provide sleep sounds, if you like.Copy !req
328. I have several options.Copy !req
329. Summer night, ocean paradise,
whale calls?Copy !req
330. No, no. White noise is fine.Copy !req
331. Very well.Copy !req
332. - Good night, Sox.
- Good night, Buzz.Copy !req
333. I.V.A.N.: Pull up. Pull up.Copy !req
334. Pull up. Pull up.Copy !req
335. Uh, Captain Light year,
do you need my help?Copy !req
336. No. I can do it.Copy !req
337. Buzz, are you sure?Copy !req
338. I'm afraid it's protocol.Copy !req
339. I can do it!Copy !req
340. I can do it.Copy !req
341. Sensors indicate you had a nightmare.Copy !req
342. Would you like to talk about it?Copy !req
343. Negative.Copy !req
344. Okay. But remember,
my mission is to help you.Copy !req
345. And I'm not giving up on my mission.Copy !req
346. Yeah?Copy !req
347. Yeah.Copy !req
348. You know what, Sox?Copy !req
349. I'm not giving up on my mission either.Copy !req
350. Great! So, what can I do?Copy !req
351. Well, why don't you engage
with your, um... your mouse buddy?Copy !req
352. Is there anything more challenging?Copy !req
353. You want a challenge? Okay.Copy !req
354. I guess you could work
on this fuel stability thing.Copy !req
355. Crystallic fusion. Of course.Copy !req
356. When should I expect you back?Copy !req
357. About four years.Copy !req
358. Hold on. You don't have to do this.Copy !req
359. Commander, this is my mistake.Copy !req
360. I need to make it right.Copy !req
361. Okay. But maybe we should
think about this.Copy !req
362. Think about What?
Come on, we're space rangers.Copy !req
363. We finish the mission.Copy !req
364. Well, it would be nice
to wear the suit again.Copy !req
365. People are starting to forget
space rangers ever mattered.Copy !req
366. Well, I'm about to fix that.Copy !req
367. To infinity.Copy !req
368. And beyond.Copy !req
369. Hi, Buzz.Copy !req
370. You'll be back here in a year or two,Copy !req
371. and, we", I won't.Copy !req
372. I don't know when it happened,Copy !req
373. but I seem to have gone
and gotten very old.Copy !req
374. I always thought we'd get
to be space rangers again.Copy !req
375. I miss being out among the stars.Copy !req
376. All the adventures.Copy !req
377. But more than any of that,Copy !req
378. I missed you.Copy !req
379. Hi, Grandma.Copy !req
380. Hey, sweetheart.Copy !req
381. I'm leaving a message
for my friend Buzz.Copy !req
382. The space ranger?Copy !req
383. That's right.Copy !req
384. He's in space right now.Copy !req
385. Wow.Copy !req
386. This is my granddaughter, Izzy.Copy !req
387. I'm gonna be a space ranger, too.Copy !req
388. Just like him?Copy !req
389. Just like you.Copy !req
390. Goodbye, Buzz.Copy !req
391. I'm sorry I won't be there
to see you finish the mission.Copy !req
392. To infinity.Copy !req
393. And beyond.Copy !req
394. Knock-knock. Sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
395. I'm just movin' into my new... Oh!Copy !req
396. Look at that!
The actual Buzz Light year in the flesh.Copy !req
397. Affirmative.Copy !req
398. Commander Cal Burnside.Copy !req
399. I was a big fan of yours
when I was a kid.Copy !req
400. Well, then I look forward
to working with youCopy !req
401. to finally get us outta here.Copy !req
402. Oh... Did no one tell you?Copy !req
403. Tell me what?Copy !req
404. Yeah. Um...Copy !req
405. That was the last mission, Buzz.Copy !req
406. What?Copy !req
407. We've decided we're gonna
go ahead and stay right here.Copy !req
408. Wait, here? Negative.
That is not a viable option.Copy !req
409. It is now. See, we're building this.Copy !req
410. Laser-shield!Copy !req
411. It'll keep all the critters out.Copy !req
412. And we'll just tuck right in here
and make do with what we've got.Copy !req
413. Make do? No, wait, wait,
but you don't understand, Commander.Copy !req
414. I can still do it.
I can get us outta here.Copy !req
415. Man, it's great you still believe that.Copy !req
416. But we're good, Buzz.Copy !req
417. Got the laser-shield.Copy !req
418. Oh. Hello, Buzz.Copy !req
419. Buzz?Copy !req
420. Oh, well, I've got some good news, Buzz.Copy !req
421. I figured out the fuel problem.Copy !req
422. What?Copy !req
423. It was an interesting combination.Copy !req
424. Just the slightest variance,Copy !req
425. but it made all the difference.Copy !req
426. Sox, how did you do this?Copy !req
427. It took me 62 years,
7 months, and 5 days.Copy !req
428. And it's stable?Copy !req
429. Theoretically.Copy !req
430. I look forward to finding out
on your next mission.Copy !req
431. Yeah...Copy !req
432. What?Copy !req
433. Evening, Captain.Copy !req
434. We're here to pick up
your companion robot.Copy !req
435. What do you mean?Copy !req
436. Security purposes.
You understand.Copy !req
437. No, actually, I don't.Copy !req
438. Shutting down the programme,
so we have to decommission your cat.Copy !req
439. It'll just take a second.Copy !req
440. Now, hold on. Just...Copy !req
441. At least let me do it.Copy !req
442. What?Copy !req
443. Uh, Buzz. Where are we going?Copy !req
444. We're going to space.Copy !req
445. What?Copy !req
446. Buzz Light year
mission log, stardate...Copy !req
447. I have no idea.Copy !req
448. In possession of stable fuel formula.Copy !req
449. I plan to reach hyper speed and this
time, finally finish the mission.Copy !req
450. Uh, who you talking to?Copy !req
451. Doesn't matter.Copy !req
452. Buzz, my programming compels meCopy !req
453. to notify Star Command
that you have gone...Copy !req
454. Star Command was gonna decommission you.Copy !req
455. - What'?
- That's right.Copy !req
456. Lights out. No more Sox.Copy !req
457. Hey! You're not authorised
to be in this area...Copy !req
458. Whoa, I didn't know you could do that.Copy !req
459. Wait a minute, was that for me?
In case I got out of line?Copy !req
460. I bought you five minutes.Copy !req
461. All right, SOX.Copy !req
462. - Give me the first one.
- Roger.Copy !req
463. Okay. Here goes.Copy !req
464. Whoa.Copy !req
465. - The formula!
- Shh, shh!Copy !req
466. Tango to base. Tango to base.
Security breach in the launch bay.Copy !req
467. Blast.Copy !req
468. We have a guard down.
Repeat, we have a guard down.Copy !req
469. Okay.Copy !req
470. - I.V.A.N.: Hello.
- No! NO, wait! I. V.A.N.! No.Copy !req
471. I. V. A. N.: I am your Internal
Voice—Activated Navigator:Copy !req
472. - Shh! You hear that?
- Call me I. V.A.N.Copy !req
473. Mission control,
activity detected in the XL-15.Copy !req
474. —Investigating.Copy !req
475. Roger that.Copy !req
476. Uh, XL-15, this is control.Copy !req
477. Is there someone in there?Copy !req
478. - Say something.
XL-15,Copy !req
479. please respond.Copy !req
480. Copy, control. Uh, just the, urn...Copy !req
481. uh, cleaning crew. Cleaning crew.Copy !req
482. We're cleaning the cockpit.
Cleaning items in here?Copy !req
483. Uh, Commander, did we authorise
a cockpit cleaning for the XL-15?Copy !req
484. What? No.Copy !req
485. - Stop! Stop! Come back!
- Hey! Wait!Copy !req
486. XL-15, you are in violation
of Star Command protocol.Copy !req
487. Cease your actions immediately.Copy !req
488. - Open this hatch!Copy !req
489. Commander, it's...
it's Captain Light year.Copy !req
490. Wait, what? Light year?
Well, get him outta there!Copy !req
491. Stop right now and put
your hands over your head!Copy !req
492. Backup.Copy !req
493. - We need backup.
- Get the Zap Patrol.Copy !req
494. All right, team. Let's go.Copy !req
495. Override the silo doors.
He isn't going anywhere.Copy !req
496. Blast.Copy !req
497. I.V.A.N.: Unauthorised. Unauthorised.Copy !req
498. - Unauthorised. Unauthorised.
- Just come on, we're sitting ducks here!Copy !req
499. Allow me.Copy !req
500. Huh.Copy !req
501. - Wait. What's happening?
- He...Copy !req
502. - He overrode my override.
- How?Copy !req
503. Beep-hoop, beep-hoop,
beep-hoop, beep-hoop.Copy !req
504. Light year! Light year!Copy !req
505. I know you can hear me.Copy !req
506. Return the ship to base
right now, or so help me...Copy !req
507. Sox, let's break this hyper-speed
barrier and get everyone home.Copy !req
508. I.V.A.N.: Approaching 70% hyper speed.Copy !req
509. Approaching 80% hyper speed.Copy !req
510. Fuel stable.Copy !req
511. I.V.A.N.: 90% hyper speed.Copy !req
512. 100% hyper speed.Copy !req
513. Congratulations, Captain Light year.Copy !req
514. You have achieved hyper speed.Copy !req
515. We did it. SOX, we did it!Copy !req
516. Congratulations, Buzz.Copy !req
517. That was utterly terrifying,
and I regret having joined you.Copy !req
518. - No, no, no.Copy !req
519. What is it, Buzz?Copy !req
520. Our velocity is still extremely high.Copy !req
521. What? What? Oh, no!Copy !req
522. Are we going to crash?Copy !req
523. - No.Copy !req
524. Well, technically, yes. Just hang on.Copy !req
525. After all these years. Thank you, Sox.Copy !req
526. - Mission log, supplemental.Copy !req
527. After borrowing a ship from Star
Command, I've achieved hyper speed.Copy !req
528. And I'm ready to finally leave
this planet once and for all.Copy !req
529. Buzz Light year to Star Command.Copy !req
530. - Come in, Star Command.Copy !req
531. Star Command, come in.Copy !req
532. Why don't they answer?Copy !req
533. Hey, hey!Copy !req
534. Shh. The robots.Copy !req
535. The what?Copy !req
536. The robots.Copy !req
537. Wait, What's it doing?
Shh.Copy !req
538. B-Zurg.Copy !req
539. - My ship!
Be quiet.Copy !req
540. Where'd it go?Copy !req
541. Up there.Copy !req
542. B-Zurg.Copy !req
543. Where is the pilot?Copy !req
544. What is that? What is going on?Copy !req
545. Get down.Copy !req
546. - Shoot! Come on.Copy !req
547. They must've seen your ship land, too.Copy !req
548. - Who?
The robots.Copy !req
549. Why are there robots?Copy !req
550. Where did the robots come from?Copy !req
551. Where did you come from?Copy !req
552. - I came from here.
Here? Wait.Copy !req
553. Buzz?Copy !req
554. Alisha?Copy !req
555. Oh. Oh, no, that's my grandmother.
I'm Izzy.Copy !req
556. Izzy?Copy !req
557. But... But you were just a little...Copy !req
558. Sox, how long were we gone?Copy !req
559. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.Copy !req
560. 22 years, 19 weeks, and 4 days.Copy !req
561. Whoa.Copy !req
562. Wait.Copy !req
563. Come on.Copy !req
564. In here.Copy !req
565. Uh...Copy !req
566. Thought I heard one.Copy !req
567. - A robot?
- Yeah.Copy !req
568. Hmm. Impressive.Copy !req
569. Well, I am a Hawthorne.Copy !req
570. You sure are.Copy !req
571. You know, your grandma and ICopy !req
572. could practically finish
each other's sentences.Copy !req
573. If you're anything like her,
you and I are gonna makeCopy !req
574. - a great team.
- Some robots cry.Copy !req
575. Okay...Copy !req
576. So, get me up to speed on this.Copy !req
577. Right. The Zurg ship showed up
about a week ago.Copy !req
578. What's a hug?Copy !req
579. Oh, well, that's the only thing
the robots say,Copy !req
580. so that's what we call the big ship.Copy !req
581. The Zurg ship arrived,Copy !req
582. the robots surrounded the base,
and then, we”...Copy !req
583. Citizens of T'kani Prime,
robot aliens have attacked.Copy !req
584. Everyone, inside the perimeter.Copy !req
585. - Look out!Copy !req
586. We are activating
the laser-shield immediately.Copy !req
587. B-Zurg.Copy !req
588. And that's the last we heard.Copy !req
589. All those people,
they were counting on me,Copy !req
590. and now they're trapped.Copy !req
591. We've tried to reach them,Copy !req
592. but there's no communication in or out.Copy !req
593. Sox?Copy !req
594. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
She's correct.Copy !req
595. Did you just check me
against your cat?Copy !req
596. Well, he's not your
standard-issue feline.Copy !req
597. Actually, Sox was
a gift from your grandmother.Copy !req
598. - Hello, Izzy.
- Hello, Sox.Copy !req
599. Hey, what's that noise?
Come on, don't break my cat.Copy !req
600. He's purring. He likes it.Copy !req
601. Sox, do you like that?Copy !req
602. - I do.
- Huh.Copy !req
603. Well, I hope you're ready for action.Copy !req
604. Because all we needed was a pilot.Copy !req
605. For what?Copy !req
606. I have a plan, and I have a team.Copy !req
607. Come on!Copy !req
608. All right, team. Fall in.Copy !req
609. Zap, zap!
Whoa.Copy !req
610. I found a pilot.Copy !req
611. Operation Surprise Party is a go!Copy !req
612. I like this. An elite squad.
Best of the best.Copy !req
613. You know, her grandmother
was the greatest space rangerCopy !req
614. in the history of the corps.Copy !req
615. It'll be an honour to work with you.Copy !req
616. Come on, gather round, team.Copy !req
617. Let's review our objectives.Copy !req
618. Kill the robots.Copy !req
619. And don't die.Copy !req
620. "Don't die" is just something
you wanna do every day.Copy !req
621. It's still an objective.Copy !req
622. If I may, we have one objective.Copy !req
623. We need to put this crystal
in the turnipCopy !req
624. and get outta here.Copy !req
625. So, to do that,
we have to get onto the base.Copy !req
626. To do that,
we have to kill all the robots.Copy !req
627. To do that, we have
to destroy the Zurg ship.Copy !req
628. And to do any of that,
we have to not die.Copy !req
629. DERIC.Copy !req
630. Allow me to explain
Operation Surprise Party.Copy !req
631. It's a variation
on Operation Thunder Spear.Copy !req
632. Didn't you get a medal for that one?Copy !req
633. Two, actually, but, uh...Copy !req
634. Wait, how do you know
about Operation Thunder Spear?Copy !req
635. I've read all my
grandma's space ranger booksCopy !req
636. from cover to cover.Copy !req
637. Twice.Copy !req
638. Huh.Copy !req
639. Excuse me, robot kitty-cat.Copy !req
640. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
641. Sensors have indicated
that the Zurg shipCopy !req
642. powers the robots on the ground.Copy !req
643. So, we fly up there,
we blow up the ship.Copy !req
644. And surprise, robots!Copy !req
645. You're toast.Copy !req
646. Then, we put your crystal
in the turnip...Copy !req
647. And finish the mission.Copy !req
648. It's a good plan. To infinity.Copy !req
649. Are you trying to get me
to pull your finger?Copy !req
650. MAN“. Don't fall for it.Copy !req
651. No, not like that, it was...Copy !req
652. Sorry, it's a thing
your grandma and I used to do.Copy !req
653. EW.Copy !req
654. I... We would never...
She didn't mean to...Copy !req
655. Anyway, forget it. Moving on.Copy !req
656. Let's load these munitions
into the ArmadilloCopy !req
657. and steel ourselves for combat.Copy !req
658. Operation Surprise Party is on!Copy !req
659. Buzz, uh, do you hear that?Copy !req
660. I hear something.Copy !req
661. You think it's a robot?Copy !req
662. Nah, we've never seen a robot
this far from the base.Copy !req
663. I don't hear anything.Copy !req
664. - Oh. Now I do!Copy !req
665. B-Zurg.Copy !req
666. Did you... Get the...Copy !req
667. - Don't worry, we got you!Copy !req
668. - What?Copy !req
669. Ugh! Fear not!
The junior patrol has your back.Copy !req
670. The junior what?Copy !req
671. No! The ship!Copy !req
672. Did I get it?
- Pretty close.Copy !req
673. Sorry, I'm not trained with this weapon.Copy !req
674. Let me reload it.Copy !req
675. Not trained? Wait,
what do you mean, you're not trained?Copy !req
676. You... You there! Grab it! Grab it!Copy !req
677. WOMAN“. Grab What?Copy !req
678. Oh. I'm not allowed to handle weapons.Copy !req
679. Be a violation of my parole.Copy !req
680. - Parole?
- Buzz!Copy !req
681. Izzy! Now!Copy !req
682. No!Copy !req
683. Okay, new plan.Copy !req
684. New plan? What was the old plan?Copy !req
685. I need the...
Has anyone seen the harpoons?Copy !req
686. They came preloaded with a harpoon,Copy !req
687. but I can't find...
Oh, no, here, I found them.Copy !req
688. Don't worry, I found the harpoons,
I'm gonna reload it now. Check this out.Copy !req
689. Did I get it?
- A little to the left.Copy !req
690. - Ha-ha!Copy !req
691. What?Copy !req
692. Did I get it?
- You got it!Copy !req
693. Yes!Copy !req
694. - Ha-ha. Boom!Copy !req
695. Okay, okay... What exactly...
How did that...Copy !req
696. Who are you?Copy !req
697. We're the junior patrol at your service.Copy !req
698. Right. I'm gonna need more information.Copy !req
699. We're a volunteer team
of self-motivated cadets.Copy !req
700. We train one weekend a month
here at the outpost.Copy !req
701. Mo and Darby and I
were the first to arrive last weekendCopy !req
702. when the robots showed up.Copy !req
703. So, we cooked up
Operation Surprise Party.Copy !req
704. So you're rookies?Copy !req
705. Oh, boy. We'd love to be rookies.Copy !req
706. Still building up to that.Copy !req
707. Okay.
Do you have munitions training?Copy !req
708. - Partial.
- Tactical engagement?Copy !req
709. - Pending.
- Combat experience?Copy !req
710. Yes! If you count the robot situation
we just went through.Copy !req
711. Okay. Come on, Sex.Copy !req
712. What are you doing?Copy !req
713. Look, you seem like nice people.Copy !req
714. I'm very supportive
of your training initiatives.Copy !req
715. But I'm gonna go ahead
and take it from here.Copy !req
716. We just saved you from that robot.Copy !req
717. - Excuse me?
- Mo made the kill shot.Copy !req
718. Mo got lucky.Copy !req
719. Heh. Very.Copy !req
720. So, if you could just point me
in the direction of another ship...Copy !req
721. There are operational spacecraftCopy !req
722. at the abandoned storage depot.Copy !req
723. Great. Where's that?Copy !req
724. The storage depot
is directly adjacentCopy !req
725. to the Resource Reconstituting Center,Copy !req
726. which is 4.2 kilometres
from your current location.Copy !req
727. Great. Where's that?Copy !req
728. It's actually quite simple.Copy !req
729. - Okay...Copy !req
730. You will first head south,
towards the base.Copy !req
731. After two stoplights, you will...Copy !req
732. Wait. That is not right.
That is a dead end.Copy !req
733. Oh, I see. I was in the wrong spot.Copy !req
734. Apologies. I will start over.Copy !req
735. You will first head south,
towards the base.Copy !req
736. After two stoplights,Copy !req
737. you'll take a gentle left, and...Copy !req
738. Shoot. I have made another error.Copy !req
739. - We'll just show you.Copy !req
740. Allow me to restart.Copy !req
741. You will first head south,
towards the base.Copy !req
742. After two stoplights,
you'll take a hard right.Copy !req
743. Buzz Light year
supplemental mission log.Copy !req
744. Having finally achieved hyper speed,Copy !req
745. I now have an additional obstacle
in my way.Copy !req
746. In order to flee this planet,Copy !req
747. I'll have to destroy
a massive alien ship aloneCopy !req
748. with no assistance of any kind.Copy !req
749. You know, we could help you.
It is our plan.Copy !req
750. - I can't allow that.Copy !req
751. Star Command code 2709.3Copy !req
752. forbids me from placing
unqualified personnelCopy !req
753. in harm's way.Copy !req
754. Okay. But I'm a Hawthorne.Copy !req
755. It's more than just a name, Izzy.Copy !req
756. You have to know exactly how...Copy !req
757. know what you're gonna say next.Copy !req
758. To react in every situation.Copy !req
759. Oh, thought I had that one.Copy !req
760. Okay. And you,Copy !req
761. you're in a correctional situation
of some kind?Copy !req
762. Parole programme.Copy !req
763. I do this, and they shave
a little time off my sentence.Copy !req
764. But I really learned a lot in there.Copy !req
765. Darby can take any three things
and make 'em explode.Copy !req
766. Okay. And what about you?Copy !req
767. Me? Oh, well,
I thought this was gonna beCopy !req
768. like a fun boot camp-workout thing,Copy !req
769. but it is not,Copy !req
770. so I was actually coming out here
to turn in my stuff, and...Copy !req
771. He's a quitter.Copy !req
772. - I'm not a quitter.
- You were quitting.Copy !req
773. What are you talking about?Copy !req
774. I was just going
in a different direction...Copy !req
775. Yeah, the direction of a quitter.Copy !req
776. You know what? I give up.Copy !req
777. - See?
- Oh, on your right.Copy !req
778. B-Zurg.Copy !req
779. Now, where was I?Copy !req
780. Ah, here we are. Let me back up.Copy !req
781. Hey, keep workin' on your skills.Copy !req
782. It's the only way to get better.Copy !req
783. We can help you.Copy !req
784. And I appreciate that.Copy !req
785. Just go back to your training facility.Copy !req
786. Stay alert, stay safe.Copy !req
787. I'm going to commandeer
this P-32 ArmadilloCopy !req
788. and go blow up the Zurg ship.Copy !req
789. So, this is just goodbye?Copy !req
790. Affirmative. Good bye.Copy !req
791. Sorry, I forgot my cat.Copy !req
792. Life forms detected.Copy !req
793. What are they?Copy !req
794. - Giant insectoid organisms.
- Ugh.Copy !req
795. This building appears to be
some sort of hive.Copy !req
796. Are they a threat?Copy !req
797. Sensors indicate they are hibernating.Copy !req
798. Very good.Copy !req
799. Oh, look.Copy !req
800. W's the XL-m.Copy !req
801. It's been a long time since...Copy !req
802. - Whoa!
- What is it?Copy !req
803. Come on. I'll show you.Copy !req
804. Finally.Copy !req
805. - Sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
806. Looks like you were having
a real nice moment.Copy !req
807. What are you doing here? It's not safe.Copy !req
808. You took the keys to our truck.Copy !req
809. Oh, there they are.Copy !req
810. - Whoa.Copy !req
811. - Come on, come on.Copy !req
812. - Shh! Quiet.
- I'm trying!Copy !req
813. - Ha! Got it.Copy !req
814. - Oh! Somebody get the...
- Get the door!Copy !req
815. Ha! You were
gonna say "Get the door,"Copy !req
816. and I got the door.Copy !req
817. Well, I'm gonna be blunt here.
I wish that hadn't happened.Copy !req
818. So do the rest of us.Copy !req
819. Everyone grab a weapon.Copy !req
820. Boy, I'd love to, but my parole...Copy !req
821. As a Star Command officer,
I grant you emergency authority.Copy !req
822. We're gonna blast our way outta here.Copy !req
823. Now we're talkin'!Copy !req
824. Buzz, the probability of surviving
a frontal attack is 38.2%.Copy !req
825. Seems a bit low.Copy !req
826. What about stealth mode?Copy !req
827. How do you know about stealth mode?Copy !req
828. Grandma and I used to play
stealth mode all the time.Copy !req
829. It was like hide-and-seek.
But with a twist.Copy !req
830. Okay, well, it's actually good thinking.Copy !req
831. I'll use stealth mode to disorient them.Copy !req
832. Or, and stick with me here,Copy !req
833. we could all use stealth mode
and just walk right out.Copy !req
834. Oh, ho-ho!Copy !req
835. You mean you would wear
space ranger suits?Copy !req
836. This one already has my name on it.Copy !req
837. Okay.Copy !req
838. Let's review.Copy !req
839. - I'm going...
That way.Copy !req
840. - And you're going...
That way.Copy !req
841. Okay. Very good.Copy !req
842. Check it out. I'm Feathers...
Feather... Feathering... Oh.Copy !req
843. Oh, look. A pen. Cool.Copy !req
844. - Does yours have a pen?
- Okay. Pay attention.Copy !req
845. Stealth mode is fairly simple.Copy !req
846. There are just two parts.
You press the button...Copy !req
847. - Is it this button?
- I will tell you which button.Copy !req
848. - Mm. What about this button?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
849. We're not gonna have time
to go over all the buttons.Copy !req
850. Okay, forget the button.
What about this thing?Copy !req
851. - It's more of a pull...
- No! No, no, no!Copy !req
852. That's the Surrender String.
You never pull that.Copy !req
853. There is no more shameful manoeuvre
for a space ranger.Copy !req
854. Excuse me.Copy !req
855. Did I miss which button
is the stealth mode button?Copy !req
856. It's this button.Copy !req
857. Not yet.Copy !req
858. You push this button,
then you go out the front door,Copy !req
859. and I'll go blow up the Zurg ship.Copy !req
860. - Ready?
Ready.Copy !req
861. No, wait. Not ready. Hang on.Copy !req
862. Okay. Got 'em.Copy !req
863. That would've been embarrassing.Copy !req
864. Okay.Copy !req
865. Goodbye again.Copy !req
866. Um, Sox, you're inhibiting my visual.Copy !req
867. Oh, sorry. Is this better?Copy !req
868. - Negative.
- Okay. How about this?Copy !req
869. How about this?Copy !req
870. - sox: Heh.Copy !req
871. Okay. Here we go.Copy !req
872. Very good.
Stealth mode working as planned.Copy !req
873. MO: This is pretty cool.Copy !req
874. These dumb bugs can't even see us.Copy !req
875. Uh-uh.
MO: Hey, bug. Hey, bug, bug!Copy !req
876. I'm right here, bug. Can't you see me?Copy !req
877. He can't. He can't see me at all.Copy !req
878. And time has elapsed.Copy !req
879. - Wait, the timer.Copy !req
880. They don't know about the timer.Copy !req
881. Na-na, na-na, na-na.Copy !req
882. You can't see me.Copy !req
883. - Wait. I can see you.Copy !req
884. I can see you, too.Copy !req
885. The bugs can see us.Copy !req
886. No, no, no, no-I surrender!Copy !req
887. —IZZY: Whoa!Copy !req
888. Back! Get back!Copy !req
889. Ahh! This isn't working.Copy !req
890. You have to keep going.Copy !req
891. We have to turn around.Copy !req
892. They're headed right for us.Copy !req
893. No, no, do not approach the vehicle!Copy !req
894. Ugh.Copy !req
895. All right!Copy !req
896. - Way to adapt, team.
- Get it up here.Copy !req
897. Why are you congratulating yourselves?Copy !req
898. Because I just Hawthorned us
right outta that situation.Copy !req
899. But you could've made it if...Copy !req
900. If you had told us
stealth mode wears off.Copy !req
901. - Well...Copy !req
902. - Okay, everyone just strap in.Copy !req
903. I.V.A.N.: Hello, I am your...Copy !req
904. Hold on.Copy !req
905. Are we going to space?Copy !req
906. No, I'm going to drop you somewhere.Copy !req
907. That was a big swirly-do.
Oh, I think I need a bag.Copy !req
908. No, no, do not vomit inside the vehicle.Copy !req
909. I can see stars. That is space.Copy !req
910. What is happening right now?Copy !req
911. She's afraid of space.Copy !req
912. - What?
- She should be. It's horrible.Copy !req
913. Izzy, remember your exercises.Copy !req
914. - Uh, it's coming.Copy !req
915. No, no, no. Engage your helmet.
That'll catch it.Copy !req
916. - Buzz? We got a ship!
- Izzy, I'm trying to...Copy !req
917. I can't see anything.Copy !req
918. Oh, no! The dark side of the planet.Copy !req
919. Oh! Over there!
10 o'clock!Copy !req
920. Hold on. This isn't gonna be pretty.Copy !req
921. - Is everyone okay?
I think so.Copy !req
922. Sex, get me a damage report.Copy !req
923. One moment, please.Copy !req
924. Beep-hoop, beep-hoop,
beep-hoop, beep-hoop.Copy !req
925. Okay. This is better.Copy !req
926. This is better?Copy !req
927. No, obviously this is worse overall.Copy !req
928. I just meant, you know...Copy !req
929. How are you afraid of space?Copy !req
930. Oh, it's pretty easy.Copy !req
931. Did you know if you let go out there,Copy !req
932. you just keep goin'
in the same direction?Copy !req
933. Forever. Just...Copy !req
934. Well, then how were you going
to blow up the Zurg ship?Copy !req
935. Oh, I woulda been ground support.Copy !req
936. I know, Grandma wasn't afraid of space.Copy !req
937. No, because she was a space ranger.Copy !req
938. Astrophobia is
an automatic disqualification.Copy !req
939. What was that thing?Copy !req
940. - I don't know.
- Well, is it gonna come back?Copy !req
941. I don't know.Copy !req
942. But how did it... Okay, you don't know.Copy !req
943. I was done. I finally had the crystal.Copy !req
944. This was supposed to be over.Copy !req
945. But who am I kidding?Copy !req
946. I don't need a crystal.Copy !req
947. I need a time machine
to get outta this mess.Copy !req
948. Ping! Assessment complete.Copy !req
949. HOW bad is it?Copy !req
950. The blast was absorbed
by the heat shieldCopy !req
951. and only caused
a minor electrical short.Copy !req
952. Okay.Copy !req
953. So, in order to be flight operational,Copy !req
954. the Armadillo will require
a material of specialised capacitance.Copy !req
955. Oh, like an electrical thingy.Copy !req
956. How do you know that?Copy !req
957. We learned this.Copy !req
958. Specialised capacitance?Copy !req
959. Remember, we built
those field radios last month?Copy !req
960. Oh, yeah. That was fun.Copy !req
961. Yeah, except Darby messed hers up.Copy !req
962. I'm gonna mess you up.Copy !req
963. Please. I'm trying to think here.Copy !req
964. I messed mine up,
but then I fixed it.Copy !req
965. Yeah, but you broke
that computer console.Copy !req
966. I needed that little coil for its...
What was it?Copy !req
967. Specialised capacitance...Copy !req
968. Hey, honestly,
there is a lot of room out here.Copy !req
969. If you guys wanna reminisce,
you could go over there.Copy !req
970. Or, look, there's no one
trying to think over there.Copy !req
971. We can go up there.Copy !req
972. Fine. Perfect.Copy !req
973. Yes. Okay, new plan.Copy !req
974. - Wait, What?Copy !req
975. That mining facility
will have a console, right?Copy !req
976. That console will have
a little coil thing, right?Copy !req
977. And that little coil thing
will have the...Copy !req
978. MO: Specialised capacitance.Copy !req
979. That we need to fix the ship. Right?Copy !req
980. She's right.Copy !req
981. Huh.Copy !req
982. Good job.
Now that's thinking like a Hawthorne.Copy !req
983. Let's go get that part and get outta
here before that thing finds us again.Copy !req
984. Whoa.Copy !req
985. Over there.Copy !req
986. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
987. - MO: Huh?Copy !req
988. Buzz Light year mission log.Copy !req
989. In order to repair our ship,
we have to find some wayCopy !req
990. to get inside the command centre and...Copy !req
991. Oh.Copy !req
992. Nice job, elderly convict.Copy !req
993. Okay. The activation coil
should be in here.Copy !req
994. Sox?Copy !req
995. Need a pen?Copy !req
996. And, got it.Copy !req
997. Okay, yeah. Another time.Copy !req
998. - Oh, no.Copy !req
999. AI: Security measures activated.Copy !req
1000. - No! Not this again.Copy !req
1001. Not what? What is this?Copy !req
1002. A capture cone. It holds ya
until they come and get ya.Copy !req
1003. No one's coming to get us.
They're all trapped on the base.Copy !req
1004. So we should just leave, right?Copy !req
1005. We can't just leave.Copy !req
1006. Sure we can. Take it from me,
you can always just leave.Copy !req
1007. Look. See?Copy !req
1008. - Come on!Copy !req
1009. Told you.Copy !req
1010. Now, be careful, because these things...Copy !req
1011. combine if they touch.Copy !req
1012. All right, sorry.
But maybe if we both try it?Copy !req
1013. That's not gonna work.Copy !req
1014. You haven't even tried.Copy !req
1015. No, no, no!Copy !req
1016. Oh, meow!Copy !req
1017. Yeah, that didn't work.Copy !req
1018. - Buzz?
- Whoa, whoa, hold on.Copy !req
1019. I'm no help to anyone if
I'm stuck in there with you.Copy !req
1020. Sox, can you turn these off?Copy !req
1021. I can't reach the controls.Copy !req
1022. Wait, there's a soft spot
in the floor here.Copy !req
1023. - Maybe we can...
- That's my foot.Copy !req
1024. Sorry.
Hey. Whoa. Watch it!Copy !req
1025. Wait, that's it.
That thing powers these things.Copy !req
1026. - Then let's hit it again.
- Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
1027. We need the door to be open.Copy !req
1028. So I'll open this,
you slam into the power source,Copy !req
1029. these things will disappear,
and we'll walk right out.Copy !req
1030. Yes, sir.
MO: Okay.Copy !req
1031. Ready?Copy !req
1032. - Keep trying!Copy !req
1033. - We're just not heavy enough.Copy !req
1034. Buzz, we need you.Copy !req
1035. Wait, in there?Copy !req
1036. But if it doesn't work,
I won't be able to save you.Copy !req
1037. You don't need to save us.
You need to join us.Copy !req
1038. - Again.Copy !req
1039. Again!Copy !req
1040. - Again!Copy !req
1041. No!Copy !req
1042. - Go, go!Copy !req
1043. Watch out!
—Copy !req
1044. Uh...Copy !req
1045. Buzz, no!Copy !req
1046. We need the coil.Copy !req
1047. We got you.Copy !req
1048. Oh, look. Snacks.Copy !req
1049. Anyone go for a snack?Copy !req
1050. Mm.Copy !req
1051. Here. Let's all recharge a little.Copy !req
1052. - Here you go.Copy !req
1053. Huh. This is, uh... What, uh...
What's...Copy !req
1054. What's happenin' here?Copy !req
1055. Somethin' wrong with your sandwich?Copy !req
1056. Why's the...
Why's the meat on the outside?Copy !req
1057. 'Cause it's a sandwich?Copy !req
1058. No, the bread is supposed to be
on the outside.Copy !req
1059. What, like bread, meat, bread?Copy !req
1060. That's too much bread.Copy !req
1061. Yeah, but this is all wet.Copy !req
1062. Yeah. Juicy fingers.
That's the best part.Copy !req
1063. When's the last time you had a sandwich?Copy !req
1064. I don't know, 100 years ago?
Give or take.Copy !req
1065. This guy.
"Bread, meat, bread."Copy !req
1066. It's too much bread.Copy !req
1067. That would just suck all the moistureCopy !req
1068. - out of your mouth.Copy !req
1069. Good one, Darby.Copy !req
1070. - Oh, no!
- Sox!Copy !req
1071. Wake up, Sox.Copy !req
1072. Come on, little buddy. Come back to me.Copy !req
1073. Please, Sox, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1074. Sox.Copy !req
1075. Hello. I... I require a reboot.Copy !req
1076. I'm sorry, guys. I almost killed Sox.Copy !req
1077. I almost got us all killed back there.Copy !req
1078. Hey. Listen to me.
It was just a mistake.Copy !req
1079. Right, Buzz?Copy !req
1080. Oh, uh...Copy !req
1081. Just, you know,
try to be a little better.Copy !req
1082. Listen.Copy !req
1083. Um...Copy !req
1084. I just, uh...Copy !req
1085. When I first went to the academy,Copy !req
1086. I was not, you know, good.Copy !req
1087. I screwed up. Every day.Copy !req
1088. I got tangled in the obstacle course,Copy !req
1089. my hands shook so much
I couldn't hit the target.Copy !req
1090. Not the bull's-eye, the whole target.Copy !req
1091. And I was gonna quit
after the first week.Copy !req
1092. It was clear I was not
space ranger material.Copy !req
1093. Really?Copy !req
1094. Yeah.Copy !req
1095. But her grandma saw something in me.Copy !req
1096. So, I started looking for it, too.Copy !req
1097. Recalibrating.Copy !req
1098. One corrupted file restored.Copy !req
1099. Uh... Hey, he's lighting up.Copy !req
1100. Grandma...
- Hello, Sox.Copy !req
1101. I need you to do me a favour.Copy !req
1102. I need you to look after my best friend.Copy !req
1103. His name's Buzz.Copy !req
1104. He's away right now,
but he'll be back soon.Copy !req
1105. He's a space ranger.Copy !req
1106. He's going to get us all home.
Get us all home...Copy !req
1107. What's wrong?Copy !req
1108. Did you not hear that?Copy !req
1109. She believed I could fix
the mistake I made.Copy !req
1110. And that belief cost her everything.Copy !req
1111. Everything? No.Copy !req
1112. She had Grandma Kiko,Copy !req
1113. my dad and me, all her friends.Copy !req
1114. She didn't mean to be here,Copy !req
1115. but she had a whole life
on this planet, Buzz.Copy !req
1116. All of us have.Copy !req
1117. Except for you.Copy !req
1118. We wanted to be space rangers again.Copy !req
1119. - We wanted to matter.Copy !req
1120. Believe me. She mattered.Copy !req
1121. Hmm.
You know, it is pretty good this way.Copy !req
1122. Yeah? Bread, meat, bread.Copy !req
1123. How long did you do it like that?Copy !req
1124. Forever.Copy !req
1125. Ping!Copy !req
1126. Ah, fully recharged.Copy !req
1127. Come on.Copy !req
1128. Let's go put this part in the ship
and get out of here.Copy !req
1129. Sox, can you light our way?Copy !req
1130. Of course. Click-click.Copy !req
1131. Click-click.Copy !req
1132. Click-click.Copy !req
1133. Ha! I see you. I'm gonna
get you. I'm gonna get you.Copy !req
1134. Oh, I didn't get you.Copy !req
1135. - Uh, Sox?
- Where'd you go? I got you!Copy !req
1136. Sox.
Oh, yeah, sorry.Copy !req
1137. This is exciting.Copy !req
1138. Operation Surprise Party, here we come!Copy !req
1139. Wait, what? Negative.
I can't put you in harm's way like that.Copy !req
1140. What, are you gonna
do the whole mission alone?Copy !req
1141. I can do it.Copy !req
1142. Uh, because you got
a Hawthorne right here.Copy !req
1143. And I appreciate that.Copy !req
1144. Tell you what,
I'll let you know if I need you.Copy !req
1145. But until then, let's just try to get back
to the Armadillo without any more trouble.Copy !req
1146. Run!Copy !req
1147. - No!Copy !req
1148. What? It's after me. Go back to the ship.Copy !req
1149. But... But, Buzz!Copy !req
1150. Buzz Light year mission log.Copy !req
1151. I'm being pursued by a... uh...Copy !req
1152. Just a massive robot.Copy !req
1153. I'm leading it away while
the others escape to the ship.Copy !req
1154. Buzz.Copy !req
1155. What? How do you know my name?Copy !req
1156. Come with me.Copy !req
1157. - What?Copy !req
1158. This is definitely
a violation of my parole.Copy !req
1159. Come on. Let's get outta here.Copy !req
1160. B-Zurg.Copy !req
1161. Ready yourselves for launch.Copy !req
1162. Operation Surprise Party is back on.Copy !req
1163. - What? With us?Copy !req
1164. What, am I gonna do
the whole mission alone?Copy !req
1165. - We can't launch yet.Copy !req
1166. I need five minutes to install the coil.Copy !req
1167. We can't sit here for five minutes.Copy !req
1168. The ship still has hover capabilities.Copy !req
1169. Then let's use 'em.Copy !req
1170. We might lose 'em in the fire geysers.Copy !req
1171. Point the way.
You two, blast some robots.Copy !req
1172. But we haven't even finished
our munitions training.Copy !req
1173. Shh. How hard can it be? Look.Copy !req
1174. We got these spiky things,
and these ones probably explode.Copy !req
1175. Just do whatever feels right.Copy !req
1176. What? What are you gonna do?Copy !req
1177. I'm gonna dance with Mr Boom.Copy !req
1178. Now that's satisfying.Copy !req
1179. 20% complete.Copy !req
1180. Out of 100?Copy !req
1181. They're gaining on us.
Where are those fire geysers?Copy !req
1182. Dead ahead.Copy !req
1183. Don't worry,
I know every last inch of...Copy !req
1184. - Watch out!Copy !req
1185. Here. Throw this.Copy !req
1186. - Wait, wait. Hold on.
- Throw it!Copy !req
1187. B-Zurg.Copy !req
1188. Fire geysers dead ahead!Copy !req
1189. Whoa. Whoa!Copy !req
1190. Uh, 50% complete.Copy !req
1191. B-Zurg.Copy !req
1192. Hey! We have explosives back here.Copy !req
1193. Quick! Give me something.Copy !req
1194. B-Zurg.Copy !req
1195. 90% complete.Copy !req
1196. Izzy, do you know how to
transfer power on the fly?Copy !req
1197. Uh, I've done it in the simulator.Copy !req
1198. Well, it's about to get real.Copy !req
1199. Do you need my help with anything?Copy !req
1200. Absolutely not.Copy !req
1201. 95% complete.Copy !req
1202. Ready thrusters. Green button. Middle.Copy !req
1203. Done.Copy !req
1204. Remember from training.Copy !req
1205. You don't pull the trigger,
you squeeze the trigger.Copy !req
1206. I know.Copy !req
1207. - Uh, 99% complete.
- Transfer toCopy !req
1208. - oscillating power.
- Oscillating power. Done.Copy !req
1209. - SOX: 100% complete.Copy !req
1210. Ugh. Reboot. Okay, be ready to launchCopy !req
1211. - once the fuel cell is...
- Ready launch!Copy !req
1212. No!Copy !req
1213. Oh, no.
- Blast!Copy !req
1214. Grab the crystal!Copy !req
1215. No.Copy !req
1216. I...Copy !req
1217. Buzz.Copy !req
1218. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1219. Everything was happenin' so fast,
and I...Copy !req
1220. I just...Copy !req
1221. I made a mistake.Copy !req
1222. Yeah.Copy !req
1223. Okay. But we're not done, right?Copy !req
1224. We can still do something.Copy !req
1225. Izzy, look around.Copy !req
1226. There is nothing to do.Copy !req
1227. The mission...Copy !req
1228. It's over.Copy !req
1229. Buzz.Copy !req
1230. Buzz!Copy !req
1231. Where are you going?Copy !req
1232. I just need to be by myself.Copy !req
1233. - No!Copy !req
1234. Buzz!Copy !req
1235. Buzz?Copy !req
1236. What the...Copy !req
1237. What is this? Where are we?Copy !req
1238. Who are you?Copy !req
1239. Now, that's the question.Copy !req
1240. Huh?Copy !req
1241. You look good, Buzz.Copy !req
1242. Dad?Copy !req
1243. Guess again.Copy !req
1244. Huh?Copy !req
1245. Sox?Copy !req
1246. Hello, Buzz.Copy !req
1247. I don't understand.Copy !req
1248. I messed this all up.Copy !req
1249. Hey. It was just a mistake.Copy !req
1250. Remember what you told me?Copy !req
1251. This one's different.Copy !req
1252. Why?Copy !req
1253. Because it's mine!Copy !req
1254. I'm supposed to be
as good as my grandma.Copy !req
1255. I'm supposed to be a Hawthorne.Copy !req
1256. But I'm not.Copy !req
1257. Buzz?Copy !req
1258. Wait a minute. Hold on.Copy !req
1259. You're not me. I'm me.Copy !req
1260. Well, you're you now.Copy !req
1261. But I'm you 50 years from now.Copy !req
1262. Well, there can't be two mes.Copy !req
1263. Yet here we both are.Copy !req
1264. Okay, then. If you're me,Copy !req
1265. I'm thinking of a number
between one and...Copy !req
1266. Twelve hundred and seventy-three.Copy !req
1267. Whoa.Copy !req
1268. B-Zurg.Copy !req
1269. Isn't that cute?Copy !req
1270. Robots can't quite say "Buzz,"Copy !req
1271. so around here, I'm just Zurg.Copy !req
1272. B-Zurg.
- And I guess so are you.Copy !req
1273. How? I don't understand.Copy !req
1274. Don't worry about it.
None of this is gonna matter.Copy !req
1275. Buzz.
Yes?Copy !req
1276. You have to explain it all to him.Copy !req
1277. You're right.Copy !req
1278. I'm sorry. It's just exciting.Copy !req
1279. You're finally here.Copy !req
1280. See, I reached hyper speed, too.Copy !req
1281. I.V.A.N.: Hyper speed.Copy !req
1282. Just like you did.Copy !req
1283. But I wasn't greeted as a hero.Copy !req
1284. No, that new commander was gonna
arrest me for stealing the XL-15.Copy !req
1285. I'd found a way to get them home,
and they didn't even care.Copy !req
1286. So, I escaped.Copy !req
1287. I went as far as I could
as fast as I could.Copy !req
1288. At that speed for that long,
I travelled centuries.Copy !req
1289. And I ended up in a future
you wouldn't recognise,Copy !req
1290. filled with technology
you can't imagine.Copy !req
1291. And that's when it dawned on me.Copy !req
1292. If we can use this crystal
to go forward in time,Copy !req
1293. why not use it to go back?Copy !req
1294. But we can't go back in time.Copy !req
1295. - We can now.
- What?Copy !req
1296. Listen, Buzz. I've broken time.Copy !req
1297. What's happening to you
never happened to me.Copy !req
1298. This is a new now
that's never been lived.Copy !req
1299. You see, we can change things, Buzz.Copy !req
1300. Well, if we can go back in time,Copy !req
1301. we can... we can stop ourselvesCopy !req
1302. from ever landing on that planet.Copy !req
1303. From ever hitting that mountain.Copy !req
1304. We can just continue the mission home.Copy !req
1305. And none of this
will have ever happened.Copy !req
1306. It's a good plan.Copy !req
1307. And this crystal is the key to it all.Copy !req
1308. Wait, don't you already have one?Copy !req
1309. Well, sort of.Copy !req
1310. See, I wore my crystal out
testing the time travel.Copy !req
1311. Wore myself out, too. It took a while.Copy !req
1312. Turns out, this isn't an exact science.Copy !req
1313. This is as far back in time
as I could get.Copy !req
1314. Come on.
Help me configure the engine.Copy !req
1315. It should look familiar.Copy !req
1316. Wait, is this...
is this based on the turnip?Copy !req
1317. Set it for reverse thrusters, full.Copy !req
1318. - So, we designed all of this?Copy !req
1319. Oh, no,
this is all, uh, borrowed.Copy !req
1320. I just made some modifications.Copy !req
1321. She'll get to be
a space ranger again, Buzz.Copy !req
1322. - Yeah.Copy !req
1323. - Although...
- What?Copy !req
1324. Well, she won't have her family.Copy !req
1325. She won't have Izzy.Copy !req
1326. Who's Izzy?Copy !req
1327. Look, she's not gonna miss anyoneCopy !req
1328. if she never meets them
in the first place, right?Copy !req
1329. The only thing people are gonna know
is that we finished our mission.Copy !req
1330. Here. Hand me your crystal.Copy !req
1331. Buzz?Copy !req
1332. I don't know, maybe...Copy !req
1333. Maybe we should think about this.Copy !req
1334. Think about What?Copy !req
1335. Commander Hawthorne believed
we could fix this mistake we made.Copy !req
1336. And that belief cost her everything.Copy !req
1337. Oh, no. No, no. We had that all wrong.Copy !req
1338. She had a whole life down there.Copy !req
1339. What kind of life?Copy !req
1340. We're supposed to be space rangers.Copy !req
1341. We're supposed to matter.Copy !req
1342. You don't wanna live like this, Buzz.Copy !req
1343. Waking up with that same nightmare,Copy !req
1344. haunted by your mistake.Copy !req
1345. But you can finally let go of that.Copy !req
1346. Starting right now.Copy !req
1347. You're right.Copy !req
1348. I can.Copy !req
1349. Where you going?Copy !req
1350. You and me, we're not the same.Copy !req
1351. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1352. No, Buzz.Copy !req
1353. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1354. Hey, Cat.Copy !req
1355. Do you know how to fly this thing?Copy !req
1356. Um, there's no fuel.Copy !req
1357. See? This is why we should never
have gotten in over our heads.Copy !req
1358. What did you wanna do?Copy !req
1359. Wait at the outpost
until the robots found us?Copy !req
1360. MO: Well, that's better
than being stranded out hereCopy !req
1361. where no one's ever gonna find us.Copy !req
1362. You are the last
person I wanna be stuck withCopy !req
1363. in a life-and-death situation.Copy !req
1364. Well, you're in luck, okay?Copy !req
1365. 'Cause look around.
This is just a "death" situation.Copy !req
1366. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.Copy !req
1367. I've completely lost Buzz.Copy !req
1368. He's too far away to track.Copy !req
1369. - Everybody! Inside!
- What?Copy !req
1370. Get inside the ship.Copy !req
1371. What's after us now?Copy !req
1372. We don't have any more weapons.Copy !req
1373. It's okay. We're getting outta here.Copy !req
1374. Where are we going?Copy !req
1375. We're goin' to space.Copy !req
1376. - Hey! Let go of me. No!Copy !req
1377. I don't understand
What's happening here, Buzz.Copy !req
1378. You've changed.Copy !req
1379. And not for the better.Copy !req
1380. No!Copy !req
1381. You can't do this.
You're gonna erase it all.Copy !req
1382. Exactly.Copy !req
1383. No, you're gonna take away everything.Copy !req
1384. People's families, their friends.Copy !req
1385. My friends.Copy !req
1386. They have lives on that planet.Copy !req
1387. Everyone does.Copy !req
1388. Except for us.Copy !req
1389. I hardly recognise you, Buzz.Copy !req
1390. All these new ideas...Copy !req
1391. You know what?Copy !req
1392. We'll go ahead and erase those, too.Copy !req
1393. Whoa!
- I bought you five minutes.Copy !req
1394. - Why?
- I like this new you.Copy !req
1395. We have to destroy this ship.Copy !req
1396. Can you get me to the bridge?Copy !req
1397. Certainly. Follow me.Copy !req
1398. B-Zurg.Copy !req
1399. Operation Surprise Party, here we go.Copy !req
1400. Zap, zap!Copy !req
1401. We need to protect our escape ship.Copy !req
1402. So don't let any robots
come through that door.Copy !req
1403. Don't worry. We'll seal it off.Copy !req
1404. You go find Buzz.Copy !req
1405. I'll track the chip in his dog tags.Copy !req
1406. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Hmm.Copy !req
1407. What's wrong?Copy !req
1408. Uh, I'm getting two Buzz signals.
That can't be right.Copy !req
1409. I'll triangulate.
That'll get us close enough. Come on.Copy !req
1410. A shortcut back.Copy !req
1411. Whoop.Copy !req
1412. Oh.Copy !req
1413. Well, that's pretty neat.Copy !req
1414. - We have to go.
- Yep, all right.Copy !req
1415. Ugh, great.Copy !req
1416. I don't know any of these controls.Copy !req
1417. - Wait. I.V.A.N.?
- I.V.A.N.: Yes, Captain?Copy !req
1418. Boy, am I glad to see you.Copy !req
1419. Initiate self-destruct sequence
in two minutes.Copy !req
1420. I.V.A.N.: You got it.Copy !req
1421. Self-destruct countdown initiated.Copy !req
1422. Buzz, you don't want
any of this cool technology?Copy !req
1423. - Only you, buddy. Come on.Copy !req
1424. Traitor!
- No!Copy !req
1425. Enough.Copy !req
1426. Just tell me where the crystal is.Copy !req
1427. MO: Okay, we've got
to protect our escape ship.Copy !req
1428. So how do we close this door?Copy !req
1429. I don't know.Copy !req
1430. What? You said,
"Don't worry, we'll seal it ofCopy !req
1431. Right. So, don't worry. We will.Copy !req
1432. Ah. Here we go.Copy !req
1433. Look. See?Copy !req
1434. - What?Copy !req
1435. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.Copy !req
1436. Oh! The signal is tighter now.Copy !req
1437. He has to be straight this way.Copy !req
1438. That's a lot of space.Copy !req
1439. Keep it together.Copy !req
1440. - Keep it together.Copy !req
1441. No, no, no!Copy !req
1442. I don't understand.Copy !req
1443. The signal says Buzz is 50 metres away.Copy !req
1444. He's over there.Copy !req
1445. You think we're not the same, Buzz?Copy !req
1446. You're already me.
You just don't know it yet.Copy !req
1447. I'm never gonna be you!Copy !req
1448. Well, if you're not gonna be me,
you're not gonna be anyone.Copy !req
1449. I.V.A. N.: Artificial gravity disengaged.Copy !req
1450. Blast.Copy !req
1451. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
1452. Ha—hah!Copy !req
1453. - Hey, what are you doing?
- Building a bomb.Copy !req
1454. Oh, nice. Do you need a pen?Copy !req
1455. No. Here.Copy !req
1456. Aw, thank you.Copy !req
1457. Mm, peppermint.Copy !req
1458. Give me the wrapper.Copy !req
1459. So, you can just build a bomb
out of that stuff?Copy !req
1460. I've worked with less.
Now give me the gum.Copy !req
1461. Wait. I'm not done.
There's still a lot of flavour left.Copy !req
1462. Come on!Copy !req
1463. There. When they step on it,
it'll blow up.Copy !req
1464. What if they don't step on it?Copy !req
1465. I mean, I wouldn't step on that.
Would you?Copy !req
1466. Then we need to drop
something heavy on it.Copy !req
1467. Just gonna...
No!Copy !req
1468. Buzz?Copy !req
1469. Buzz!Copy !req
1470. Alisha?Copy !req
1471. Are you okay?Copy !req
1472. No. I... I can't do it alone.
I need help.Copy !req
1473. Buzz. I'm not my grandma.Copy !req
1474. Izzy, I don't need your grandma.Copy !req
1475. I need you.Copy !req
1476. Sex. How do we get over there?Copy !req
1477. Through the airlock.Copy !req
1478. Through there?
There's nothing out there.Copy !req
1479. Exactly. Nothing in your way.Copy !req
1480. You just go straight across.Copy !req
1481. No!Copy !req
1482. Let me get this straight,
when this falls on your bomb,Copy !req
1483. - it'll definitely explode?
- Yes.Copy !req
1484. - And that'll seal the door?
- Yes.Copy !req
1485. Well, we better hurry.Copy !req
1486. I am hurrying.Copy !req
1487. Why don't you hurry?Copy !req
1488. - Come on.Copy !req
1489. Okay.Copy !req
1490. Come on, come on, Izzy, come on.Copy !req
1491. You got this.Copy !req
1492. Oh, man.Copy !req
1493. Oh, no.Copy !req
1494. Uh, just don't look down.
Or up. It's all space.Copy !req
1495. It's everywhere. All around you.Copy !req
1496. I'm sorry. I'm probably not helping.Copy !req
1497. Just go straight.Copy !req
1498. Once you push off,
that's the direction you'll go.Copy !req
1499. But What if I miss?Copy !req
1500. Don't miss.Copy !req
1501. Oh, no.Copy !req
1502. No, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
1503. - Whoa!Copy !req
1504. —Sox!Copy !req
1505. Whoa. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1506. - Thank you, Izzy.Copy !req
1507. There's no way in.Copy !req
1508. Perhaps I could help.Copy !req
1509. - You can't hide from me, Buzz.Copy !req
1510. It's like hiding from yourself.Copy !req
1511. I'll always find you.Copy !req
1512. I.V.A.N.: Manual override activated.Copy !req
1513. Huh?Copy !req
1514. Buzz!
- Now!Copy !req
1515. Come on, let's get outta here.Copy !req
1516. We have to blow up the ship.Copy !req
1517. There's no time. We'll never make it.Copy !req
1518. Oh, yes, we will.Copy !req
1519. Huh?Copy !req
1520. I.V.A. N.: Self-destruct sequence
complete in ten,Copy !req
1521. —nine, eight...
—OLD BUZZ: I-V-A-N-? I-V-A-N-!Copy !req
1522. B-Zurg.Copy !req
1523. - Darby, we have to surrender.Copy !req
1524. No! I am not giving up.Copy !req
1525. Yep, neither am I. Hold on.Copy !req
1526. I.V.A.N.: five, four...
Let's go.Copy !req
1527. - I.V.A.N.: three, two...
- Everyone, get in.Copy !req
1528. - one.Copy !req
1529. Buzz Light year mission log.Copy !req
1530. We've destroyed the Zurg ship,
and Zurg himself.Copy !req
1531. Now I just have to catch up
to the Armadillo in order to...Copy !req
1532. Going somewhere?Copy !req
1533. I.V.A.N.: Warning,
engine damage is catastrophic.Copy !req
1534. Buzz Light year mission log.Copy !req
1535. I now have the crystal in my possessionCopy !req
1536. and can finally, at long last,
finish the mission.Copy !req
1537. I'm gonna go back
and matter again, Buzz.Copy !req
1538. And you?Copy !req
1539. It will be like you were never here.Copy !req
1540. - So, prepare to die.Copy !req
1541. Not today, Zurg.Copy !req
1542. - Huh?Copy !req
1543. We've entered the planet's
gravitational pull.Copy !req
1544. Are we gonna crash?Copy !req
1545. - I'm afraid so.Copy !req
1546. Buzz!Copy !req
1547. I... I can't do it.Copy !req
1548. Buzz, it's okay. We can.Copy !req
1549. Can you keep the ship steady?Copy !req
1550. Yeah. I think so.Copy !req
1551. Okay. Sox, use the emergency battery
to power up flight controls.Copy !req
1552. Got it.Copy !req
1553. I'll need a co-pilot.Copy !req
1554. Okay. But I've only done this
in the simulator.Copy !req
1555. Well, it's about to get real.Copy !req
1556. Remember, pull back
on the yoke nice and...Copy !req
1557. - easy.
- Yep, sorry.Copy !req
1558. Nice and easy from now on.Copy !req
1559. It's not working.Copy !req
1560. We're coming in too fast.Copy !req
1561. - I. V.A.N.
- I.V.A.N.: Yes, Captain?Copy !req
1562. We're going too fast.
I.V.A. N.: Congratulations!Copy !req
1563. We don't need confetti. We need brakes!Copy !req
1564. - Oh! I know! The airbrake!
- The airbrake!Copy !req
1565. On the floor.
- Darby!Copy !req
1566. - It's stuck.
- What?Copy !req
1567. The cover, it's stuck.Copy !req
1568. I need a screwdriver. Or a hairclip.Copy !req
1569. Or some sort of a small wedge.Copy !req
1570. I've got the pen!Copy !req
1571. Buzz!
- Is everyone okay?Copy !req
1572. Yeah.
MO: Yeah.Copy !req
1573. - I think so.Copy !req
1574. - The cops! Everybody run!Copy !req
1575. Wait. It's just the rescue team.Copy !req
1576. Right. Okay.Copy !req
1577. You seem like a decent citizen.Copy !req
1578. What led to your incarceration?Copy !req
1579. I stole a ship.Copy !req
1580. Oh!Copy !req
1581. Well, who among us hasn't stolen a ship
in a moment of...Copy !req
1582. relative desperation?Copy !req
1583. I'm a man of resources.
My weapon is ingenuity.Copy !req
1584. I can do anything!Copy !req
1585. Can you not shout in my ear?Copy !req
1586. Oh, yep, sorry.Copy !req
1587. You okay?Copy !req
1588. I was in space.Copy !req
1589. Your grandma would be proud.Copy !req
1590. She'd be proud of you, too.Copy !req
1591. She always was.Copy !req
1592. Wait. Where's your crystal?Copy !req
1593. It's gone.Copy !req
1594. But your mission...Copy !req
1595. You wanted to go home.Copy !req
1596. You know,
for the first time in a long time,Copy !req
1597. I feel like I am home.Copy !req
1598. B-Zurg.Copy !req
1599. Look out!Copy !req
1600. - What?Copy !req
1601. Zap, zap, zap,
zap, zap, zap, zap, zap!Copy !req
1602. Stop right now.Copy !req
1603. Light year.Copy !req
1604. You absconded with Star Command property,
stole an experimental spacecraft,Copy !req
1605. and defied a direct order
from your commander.Copy !req
1606. I ought to throw you in the stockade.Copy !req
1607. But I have other plans for you.Copy !req
1608. We want you to start a new version
of the Space Ranger Corps.Copy !req
1609. Universe Protection Division.Copy !req
1610. You're gonna be
a space ranger again, Buzz.Copy !req
1611. You can hand-select your team
from the very bestCopy !req
1612. of the Zap Patrol
and train them to your liking.Copy !req
1613. Zap, zap!Copy !req
1614. Well, that's very kind of you, sir,Copy !req
1615. but I'm afraid
I'm going to have to decline.Copy !req
1616. I already have my team.Copy !req
1617. These new suits are amazing.
Arm blaster, rocket wings.Copy !req
1618. Could use a pen, though.Copy !req
1619. Can't believe I'm allowed to carry this.Copy !req
1620. I wish I had two of 'em.Copy !req
1621. You got a clean record,
and you're free and armed.Copy !req
1622. How are you still complaining?Copy !req
1623. I got off for good behaviour,
not good attitude.Copy !req
1624. You know, I never wear pants,Copy !req
1625. but suddenly it feels weird
to not be wearing pants.Copy !req
1626. Does it look weird without pants?Copy !req
1627. MO: No, you look good.Copy !req
1628. Wish I could pull that off.Copy !req
1629. Look, Grandma, I'm a space ranger.Copy !req
1630. Just like you.Copy !req
1631. All right, team. We've picked up a signal
in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.Copy !req
1632. We don't know what it is,Copy !req
1633. but we're not gonna wait for it
to invade our home.Copy !req
1634. Copy, Commander. You can count on us.Copy !req
1635. Buzz Light year mission log,
stardate 4071.Copy !req
1636. As members of the elite
Universe Protection UnitCopy !req
1637. of the Space Ranger Corps,Copy !req
1638. we've been charged to protect the galaxy
from the threat of invasionCopy !req
1639. from any sworn enemies
of the Galactic Alliance.Copy !req
1640. Okay, everyone. Make sure
you're securely fastened.Copy !req
1641. Do we have everything?Copy !req
1642. Munitions?
- Check.Copy !req
1643. - Sustenance?
- I brought sandwiches.Copy !req
1644. And your tummy will be okay?Copy !req
1645. - Au set.
- All right.Copy !req
1646. Am I forgetting anything?Copy !req
1647. I think we're ready.Copy !req
1648. I.V.A. N.: Hello.Copy !req
1649. I am your Internal
Voice-Activated Navigator.Copy !req
1650. Good to have you back, I.V.A.N.Copy !req
1651. Captain Light year,
ready for launch.Copy !req
1652. —Sox?
Meow?Copy !req
1653. Beep, beep, beep, beep.Copy !req
1654. - Ch-chk!
- I. V.A.N.,Copy !req
1655. - initiate hyper launch.
- MO: Hmm. Ha-ha!Copy !req
1656. I.V.A.N.: Certainly.Copy !req
1657. All right, space rangers. Here we go.Copy !req
1658. To infinity...Copy !req
1659. And beyond.Copy !req
1660. Laser-shield.Copy !req
1661. Now, should you prefer
a more scenic route,Copy !req
1662. you'll want to head south
past the Bromide Swamps,Copy !req
1663. a breathtaking sight, or so I am told.Copy !req
1664. But, if you're in a hurry,
this would be your most direct route.Copy !req
1665. Any questions?Copy !req
1666. Hello?Copy !req