1. Buzz Light year
mission log, stardate 3901.
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2. Sensors have detected
potential life forms
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3. on an uncharted planet.
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4. So, we're making a detour
to investigate.
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5. Space rangers
will make initial evaluation,
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6. then assess whether it's worth
waking the science crew
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7. from their hyper sleep.
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8. While the ERIC takes core samples,
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9. I will explore further the oddities
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10. of this strange planet.
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11. Terrain seems a bit unstable.
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12. No readout yet if the air is breathable.
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13. There seems to be no sign
of intelligent life anywhere.
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14. - Who are you talking to?
- Uh, no one.
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15. You were narrating again.
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16. I was not. Just doing the mission log.
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17. You do know
no one ever listens to those.
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18. I know that. Narrating helps me focus.
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19. - Stay sharp.
—Yeah.
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20. Well, if it bothers you,
Commander Hawthorne,
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21. I'm happy to wait back on the turnip.
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22. Please don't call it the turnip.
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23. But the ship looks like
a root vegetable.
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24. Yes. You made that very clear
at the design review.
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25. How long have you known that I narrate?
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26. Forever. Since you and I were cadets.
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27. Speaking of, you forgot
to take the rookie with you.
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28. Ugh, Commander Hawthorne,
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29. you know how I feel about rookies.
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30. The same way I feel about autopilots.
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31. (MOCKINGLY) "How may I assist you?
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32. "Is there anything I can do, sir?"
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33. They don't help. They just
overcomplicate things.
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34. I'm better off just
doing the job myself.
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35. Which is why I brought the rookie.
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36. Uh, hello.
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37. No.
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38. Buzz, protocol requires
we bring him along.
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39. - He's gonna have sad eyes.
Buzz.
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40. You know I can't deal with sad eyes.
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41. Look at the rookie, Buzz.
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42. - Nope.
- Look at the... Look...
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43. - No... No. No.
Light year.
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44. - Look at him.
- Not looking.
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45. Look.
- No.
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46. - Look, look, look.
- No, no, no.
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47. - Look at the rookie.
- (SIGHS HEAVILY)
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48. All right. All right! You Win.
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49. Look, Feather... Featherings... Feather.
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50. It's Featheringhamstan, sir.
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51. Look, rookie. First, you will
not speak unless spoken to.
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52. - Yes, sir.
- Still talking.
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53. Second, respect the suit.
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54. This suit means something.
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55. It's not just protecting your body.
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56. - It's protecting the universe.
- (HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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57. This suit is a promise to the world
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58. that you and you alone
will do one thing above all.
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59. Finish the mission, no matter the cost.
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60. - (MUSIC CRESCENDOING)
- You will never quit,
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61. whatever the galaxy may throw your way.
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62. Will you please turn that off!
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63. - (CLICK, MUSIC STOPS)
- (ALISHA LAUGHS)
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64. It's just too easy.
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65. You're mocking me, aren't you?
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66. Yeah, but in a supportive way.
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67. Look, what I'm trying to say, Commander,
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68. is that you and I have this job down.
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69. —Uh, sir.
- Still talking.
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70. At any moment
I know what you're thinking,
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71. - I know where you're gonna be.
- (GRUNTING)
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72. - (YELLS)
- But this guy, I don't know.
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73. Where'd he go?
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74. Ugh! You see,
this is exactly what I'm talking about.
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75. He's not helping. He's wandered off.
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76. Vines!
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77. - Bugs!
- (EXCLAIMS)
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78. The ship. It's sinking.
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79. Everyone, back to the turnip!
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80. Oh, so now it's the turnip.
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81. Engage stealth mode.
It should buy us enough time.
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82. We're not gonna make it.
Almost there!
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83. - Okay, plan B. Ready?
- Go!
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84. - Blast!
- Here. I can reroute it.
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85. Just gimme a minute.
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86. Where is the...
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87. Help!
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88. (gem) Rookie.
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89. Help me! (SCREAMS)
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90. Buzz Light year mission log.
Planet clearly uninhabitable.
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91. - In fact, outright hostile.
- Whoa! (SCREAMS)
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92. Sentient foliage have apprehended
Cadet Furth—Feathering...
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93. Featheringston... Feather...
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94. Oh, they got the rookie,
who I strongly suggested
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95. should not have joined
in the first... (GRUNTS)
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96. - (WHIMPERING)
- Blast.
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97. - (WEAPON FIRES)
- (BOTH GASP)
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98. Buzz!
Now!
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99. Move it, ranger!
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100. Making our way back to the ship.
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101. Come on, Buzz!
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102. - Hurry!
- (FEATHERINGHAMSTAN WHIMPERS)
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103. - (DOOR BEEPS)
- I'll go to the engine room.
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104. - I'll take the helm.
- And I will...
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105. Do nothing. We got this.
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106. I.V.A.N.: How may I assist you?
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107. Ugh! Autopilots.
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108. Is there anything I can do, sir?
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109. No and no! This is not a simulation.
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110. Commander, status!
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111. Fuel engaged. All systems go.
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112. I.V.A.N.: Warning-
Launch trajectory unsound.
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113. Come on. Come on. (GRUNTS)
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114. I.V.A. N.: Collision imminent.
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115. Abort. Abort.
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116. —Abort...
- (RAPID BEEPING)
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117. Captain Light year, do you need my help?
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118. - Negative.
- Are you sure?
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119. I'm Buzz Light year. I'm always sure.
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120. - (ENGINE WHINING)
- (ALARM WAILING)
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121. - (SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)
- (SOFT CRACKLING)
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122. (SIGHS) It's bad, Buzz.
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123. Our hyper-speed crystal
was totally destroyed.
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124. Long story short, we're marooned.
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125. I don't know.
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126. What are you doing?
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127. I'm court-martialling myself.
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128. No, you're not.
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129. Commander Hawthorne,
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130. I hereby relieve myself
of all space ranger duties.
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131. This was my fault,
and these people deserve better.
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132. You can throw me in the brig.
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133. Finish the mission, Buzz.
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134. That's what we do.
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135. We're not done until everyone gets home.
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136. But we have no fuel crystal.
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137. So we mine the resources on this planet.
Create a new crystal.
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138. Crystallic fusion is highly unstable.
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139. - Then we test it.
- No. It's too dangerous.
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140. Manufacturing a crystal
capable of hyper speed
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141. is like... like trying to lasso the sun.
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142. And then someone would need
to attach that sun to a ship,
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143. and then that ship needs someone to fly it
Without blowing themselves into oblivion.
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144. Who in their right mind would...
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145. Oh!
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146. Buzz Light year mission log,
stardate 3902.
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147. After a full year of being marooned,
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148. our specialised crew have put
this planet's vast resources
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149. to incredible use.
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150. Finally, our first hyper-speed
test flight is a go.
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151. - Ready, Captain Light year?
- (CHUCKLES)
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152. Ready as I'll ever be,
Commander Hawthorne.
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153. To infinity.
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154. And beyond.
- (ALISHA MIMICS EXPLOSION)
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155. - Buzz!
- We got a breach in the perimeter.
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156. Come on, I just...
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157. Captain Light year!
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158. - Airman Diaz.
Boy, (CHUCKLES)
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159. The vines are a little feisty today,
huh?
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160. Are we ready to launch?
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161. We're all ready if you are, sir.
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162. A year of work for a four-minute flight.
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163. - Isn't that something?
- Ha. Sure is.
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164. Well, let's go find out
if this new hyper-speed fuel is stable,
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165. so I can get us off this rock.
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166. Ooh, almost forgot.
Here's your I.V.A.N., sir.
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167. - Fully loaded.
Ugh.
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168. Autopilots.
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169. And here, of course, is the XL-01.
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170. Pretty sweet ride.
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171. (CLEARS THROAT)
Now let's get you that fuel crystal.
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172. Good morning, Captain Light year.
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173. Here is your specially formulated
fuel mixture.
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174. So this is the fuel
that's gonna reach hyper speed?
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175. It has an 87.6% chance.
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176. I'll take those odds.
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177. Good luck, Captain. (GRUNTS)
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178. We're all counting on you...
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179. Airman.
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180. XL—01 to mission control. Do you copy?
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181. Copy, XL-m.
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182. I'm gonna grant you
four minutes to be off-planet,
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183. but then you come right back to us.
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184. - (BUTTONS BEEP)
- That's an order.
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185. Roger that.
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186. Hyper speed, here I come.
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187. T minus ten,
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188. nine,
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189. eight, seven,
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190. six,
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191. five, four,
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192. three, two,
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193. one. Launch.
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194. - (SPACESHIP RATTLES)
- (ENGINE SLOWING)
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195. I.V.A.N., pull up the flight plan, please.
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196. I.V.A.N.: (GARBLED) Hello.
I am your... (INDISTINCT)
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197. Ugh, autopilots.
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198. I.V.A.N.: (CLEARLY) Hello,
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199. I am your Internal
Voice-Activated Navigator.
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200. Call me I.V.A.N.
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201. Ready the flight plan, please, I.V.A.N.
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202. I.V.A.N.: Certainly.
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203. Your mission is to accelerate
through deep space,
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204. slingshot around Alpha T'kani,
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205. then through the deceleration rings
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206. back here to T'kani Prime.
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207. Target flight time,
4 minutes, 28 seconds.
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208. XL-01,
you are clear for hyper launch.
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209. Copy, Control. Initiating hyper launch.
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210. I.V.A.N.: Approaching 50% hyper speed.
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211. Fuel stable.
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212. Increasing speed to 0.60.
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213. I.V.A.N.: 60% hyper speed.
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214. Increasing speed to 0.70.
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215. I.V.A.N.: 70% hyper speed.
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216. Fuel stable.
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217. (STRAINED) Approaching 0.80.
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218. Pushing to hyper speed.
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219. I.V.A.N.: Failure in engine one.
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220. - Fuel cell unstable.
- I.V.A.N., status.
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221. I.V.A. N.: Trajectory error,
plus four degrees.
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222. Failure to course correct
will result in missing the rings.
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223. We'll fly off into deep space,
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224. resulting in certain death.
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225. Yes, thank you.
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226. I.V.A.N.: Ejection is your only option.
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227. - (ALARM BEEPING)
- No, no. I can do it.
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228. I.V.A.N.: Warning. You have
26 seconds to course correct.
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229. You now have 25 seconds
to course correct.
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230. —You now have...
- Stop counting, please.
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231. I.V.A.N.: I'm sorry. My safety protocols
prohibit me from terminating countdown.
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232. Ugh, autopilots.
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233. I.V.A.N.: Mission failure imminent,
please record your last words.
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234. - (I.V.A.N. BEEPS)
- Not today, I. \/.A.N.
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235. (ON RECORDING) Not today, I. \/.A.N.
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236. I. V. A. N: If you are satisfied
with this recording,
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237. speak or select one.
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238. I.V.A.N., push the engines all the way.
Maximum power.
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239. I.V.A.N.: That action is inadvisable-
Fuel cell detonation.
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240. Is exactly what I'm counting on.
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241. - I.V.A. N.: Situation critical.
- (ALARM WAILING)
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242. Fuel cell approaching peak capacity.
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243. Open the fuel door, I.V.A.N.
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244. I.V.A.N.: I'm sorry.
I didn't quite catch that.
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245. - Please restate your command.
- Open fuel door!
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246. I.V.A.N.: Detonation in five,
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247. four, three,
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248. two,
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249. - one.
- Now!
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250. I.V.A. N.: Course corrected.
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251. You failed to reach hyper speed.
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252. (SIGHS) Didn't need to hear that,
I. \/.A.N.
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253. I.V.A. N.: You didn't hear that.
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254. Oh, I'm sorry. I'll repeat.
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255. No, no. I heard.
- (SLOWLY) You failed to reach
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256. - hyper speed.
- I meant I didn't need to...
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257. - Thank you, I. V.A.N.
- You failed to reach...
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258. - Commander, are you okay?
Whoa.
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259. Diaz, you... you grew a beard.
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260. How did you grow a beard?
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261. Oh, right. Uh...
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262. First off, welcome back.
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263. - Secondly...
- Wait.
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264. Wait, What is this?
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265. How long was I gone?
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266. Four years, two months, and three days.
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267. What?
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268. Thought we'd lost you, Buzz.
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269. Alisha, what happened?
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270. - Time dilation.
- What?
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271. Time dilation is quite simple.
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272. As you approached hyper speed,
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273. your time slowed relative to our own.
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274. So, during your mission,
you aged only minutes,
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275. while the rest of us have aged years.
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276. Simply put, the faster you fly...
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277. The faster I fly,
the further into the future I travel.
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278. I get it.
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279. So, what are we gonna do now?
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280. I don't know.
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281. But I think we should hold off
on any more test flights
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282. until we figure out something else.
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283. Commander, we said finish the mission.
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284. That's what space rangers do.
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285. At what cost, Buzz?
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286. Are you willing to lose
another four years?
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287. So, everyone's just stuck here
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288. because of me.
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289. - (ENGINE POWERS DOWN)
- (BRAKES SQUEAK)
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290. Hey. You all right?
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291. Uh... Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
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292. Wait, what's that?
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293. Oh. I got engaged.
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294. Oh, wow. That's...
That's great. What's her name?
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295. Kiko. She's one of the science crew.
(CHUCKLES)
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296. It's funny. I never would have met her
if we hadn't been stranded.
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297. You got engaged to someone you just met?
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298. Buzz, I met her three years ago.
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299. Oh, right. Right. (CHUCKLES DRYLY)
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300. Well, congratulations.
I'd love to meet her.
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301. Well, there's plenty of time for that.
Get some rest.
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302. That's an order.
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303. Huh?
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304. Uh...
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305. - Hello, Buzz!
- (SCREAMS)
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306. I am Sox. Your personal companion robot.
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307. - My what?
- I was issued by Star Command
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308. to ease your emotional transition
after your time away.
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309. Oh.
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310. Well, that's very considerate of you,
robot feline.
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311. But no, thank you.
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312. I'm afraid it's protocol.
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313. Sensors indicate
you've missed four birthdays.
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314. Would you like a frosted
snack cake to celebrate?
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315. Negative. That would compromise
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316. - my nutritional regimen.
- (HIGH-PITCHED WHIRRING)
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317. We can talk about your feelings.
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318. I am an excellent listener.
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319. No, no. Look,
I've had a very long... day?
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320. It did not go as planned.
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321. The mission was unsuccessful?
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322. Affirmative.
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323. Oh, no. I am so sorry to hear that.
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324. Thank you, Sox.
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325. You're welcome, Buzz.
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326. Shall we play a game?
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327. No, thank you.
Are you sure?
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328. I can create a game specifically for you
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329. based on your exact personality profile.
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330. Hey, listen. Sox, buddy,
I'm pretty tired,
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331. so I'm gonna go ahead and hit the rack.
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332. Of course.
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333. I can provide sleep sounds, if you like.
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334. I have several options.
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335. Summer night, ocean paradise,
whale calls?
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336. No, no. White noise is fine.
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337. Very well.
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338. - Good night, Sox.
- Good night, Buzz.
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339. I.V.A.N.: Pull up. Pull up.
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340. Pull up. Pull up.
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341. Uh, Captain Light year,
do you need my help?
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342. No. I can do it.
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343. Buzz, are you sure?
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344. I'm afraid it's protocol.
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345. I can do it! (GASPING)
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346. I can do it.
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347. Sensors indicate you had a nightmare.
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348. Would you like to talk about it?
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349. Negative.
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350. Okay. But remember,
my mission is to help you.
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351. And I'm not giving up on my mission.
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352. Yeah?
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353. Yeah.
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354. You know what, Sox?
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355. I'm not giving up on my mission either.
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356. Great! So, what can I do?
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357. Well, why don't you engage
with your, um... your mouse buddy?
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358. Is there anything more challenging?
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359. You want a challenge? Okay.
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360. I guess you could work
on this fuel stability thing.
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361. Crystallic fusion. Of course.
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362. When should I expect you back?
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363. About four years.
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364. Hold on. You don't have to do this.
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365. Commander, this is my mistake.
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366. I need to make it right.
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367. Okay. But maybe we should
think about this.
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368. Think about What?
Come on, we're space rangers.
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369. We finish the mission.
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370. Well, it would be nice
to wear the suit again.
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371. People are starting to forget
space rangers ever mattered.
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372. Well, I'm about to fix that.
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373. To infinity.
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374. And beyond.
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375. - (CAR HORN BLARES)
- (TYRES SCREECH)
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376. Hi, Buzz.
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377. (INHALES SHARPLY)
You'll be back here in a year or two,
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378. and, we", I won't.
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379. I don't know when it happened,
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380. but I seem to have gone
and gotten very old. (CHUCKLES)
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381. I always thought we'd get
to be space rangers again.
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382. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
I miss being out among the stars.
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383. All the adventures.
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384. But more than any of that,
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385. (SIGHS) I missed you.
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386. Hi, Grandma.
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387. Hey, sweetheart.
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388. I'm leaving a message
for my friend Buzz.
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389. The space ranger?
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390. (CHUCKLES) That's right.
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391. He's in space right now.
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392. Wow.
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393. This is my granddaughter, Izzy.
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394. I'm gonna be a space ranger, too.
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395. Just like him?
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396. (WHISPERS) Just like you.
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397. (CHOKES UP) Goodbye, Buzz.
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398. I'm sorry I won't be there
to see you finish the mission.
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399. To infinity.
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400. And beyond.
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401. Knock-knock. Sorry to interrupt.
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402. I'm just movin' into my new... Oh!
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403. Look at that!
The actual Buzz Light year in the flesh.
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404. Affirmative.
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405. Commander Cal Burnside.
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406. I was a big fan of yours
when I was a kid.
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407. Well, then I look forward
to working with you
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408. to finally get us outta here.
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409. Oh... (CHUCKLES) Did no one tell you?
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410. Tell me what?
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411. Yeah. Um...
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412. That was the last mission, Buzz.
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413. What?
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414. We've decided we're gonna
go ahead and stay right here.
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415. Wait, here? Negative.
That is not a viable option.
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416. It is now. See, we're building this.
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417. Laser-shield!
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418. It'll keep all the critters out.
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419. And we'll just tuck right in here
and make do with what we've got.
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420. Make do? No, wait, wait,
but you don't understand, Commander.
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421. I can still do it.
I can get us outta here.
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422. Man, it's great you still believe that.
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423. But we're good, Buzz.
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424. Got the laser-shield.
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425. Oh. Hello, Buzz.
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426. Buzz?
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427. Oh, well, I've got some good news, Buzz.
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428. I figured out the fuel problem.
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429. What?
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430. It was an interesting combination.
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431. Just the slightest variance,
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432. (CHUCKLES)
but it made all the difference.
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433. Sox, how did you do this?
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434. It took me 62 years,
7 months, and 5 days.
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435. And it's stable?
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436. Theoretically.
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437. I look forward to finding out
on your next mission.
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438. Yeah...
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439. What?
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440. Evening, Captain.
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441. We're here to pick up
your companion robot.
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442. What do you mean?
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443. Security purposes.
You understand.
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444. No, actually, I don't.
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445. Shutting down the programme,
so we have to decommission your cat.
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446. It'll just take a second.
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447. Now, hold on. Just...
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448. (SIGHS) At least let me do it.
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449. What?
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450. Uh, Buzz. Where are we going?
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451. We're going to space.
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452. What?
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453. Buzz Light year
mission log, stardate...
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454. I have no idea.
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455. In possession of stable fuel formula.
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456. I plan to reach hyper speed and this
time, finally finish the mission.
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457. Uh, who you talking to?
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458. Doesn't matter.
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459. Buzz, my programming compels me
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460. to notify Star Command
that you have gone...
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461. Star Command was gonna decommission you.
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462. - What'?
- That's right.
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463. Lights out. No more Sox.
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464. Hey! You're not authorised
to be in this area...
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465. Whoa, I didn't know you could do that.
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466. Wait a minute, was that for me?
In case I got out of line?
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467. I bought you five minutes.
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468. (WHISPERING) All right, SOX.
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469. - Give me the first one.
- Roger.
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470. Okay. Here goes.
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471. - (WHIRS)
- (EXPLOSION)
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472. Whoa.
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473. - (GASPS) The formula!
- Shh, shh!
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474. Tango to base. Tango to base.
Security breach in the launch bay.
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475. Blast.
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476. We have a guard down.
Repeat, we have a guard down.
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477. Okay.
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478. - I.V.A.N.: (LOUDLY) Hello.
- No! NO, wait! I. V.A.N.! No.
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479. I. V. A. N.: I am your Internal
Voice—Activated Navigator:
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480. - Shh! You hear that?
- Call me I. V.A.N.
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481. Mission control,
activity detected in the XL-15.
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482. - (SLURPING)
—Investigating.
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483. Roger that.
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484. Uh, XL-15, this is control.
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485. Is there someone in there?
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486. - Say something.
XL-15,
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487. please respond.
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488. Copy, control. Uh, just the, urn...
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489. uh, cleaning crew. Cleaning crew.
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490. We're cleaning the cockpit.
Cleaning items in here?
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491. Uh, Commander, did we authorise
a cockpit cleaning for the XL-15?
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492. What? No.
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493. - Stop! Stop! Come back!
- Hey! Wait!
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494. XL-15, you are in violation
of Star Command protocol.
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495. Cease your actions immediately.
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496. - Open this hatch!
- (BUTTONS BEEP)
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497. Commander, it's...
it's Captain Light year.
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498. Wait, what? Light year?
Well, get him outta there!
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499. Stop right now and put
your hands over your head!
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500. (GRUNTS) Backup.
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501. - We need backup.
- Get the Zap Patrol.
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502. All right, team. Let's go.
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503. Override the silo doors.
He isn't going anywhere.
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504. Blast.
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505. I.V.A.N.: Unauthorised. Unauthorised.
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506. - Unauthorised. Unauthorised.
- Just come on, we're sitting ducks here!
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507. Allow me.
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508. Huh.
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509. - Wait. What's happening?
- He...
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510. - He overrode my override.
- How?
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511. Beep-hoop, beep-hoop,
beep-hoop, beep-hoop.
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512. Light year! Light year!
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513. I know you can hear me.
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514. Return the ship to base
right now, or so help me...
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515. Sox, let's break this hyper-speed
barrier and get everyone home.
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516. I.V.A.N.: Approaching 70% hyper speed.
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517. Approaching 80% hyper speed.
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518. - (BEEPING)
Fuel stable.
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519. I.V.A.N.: 90% hyper speed.
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520. - (ELECTRICAL TRILL)
- (MUSIC STOPS)
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521. (DISTORTED) 100% hyper speed.
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522. Congratulations, Captain Light year.
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523. You have achieved hyper speed.
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524. We did it. SOX, we did it!
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525. Congratulations, Buzz.
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526. That was utterly terrifying,
and I regret having joined you.
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527. - (ALARM BUZZING)
- No, no, no.
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528. What is it, Buzz?
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529. Our velocity is still extremely high.
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530. What? What? Oh, no!
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531. Are we going to crash?
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532. - No.
- (BUTTONS BEEPING)
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533. Well, technically, yes. Just hang on.
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534. - (PANTING)
- (ENGINE POWERING DOWN)
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535. After all these years. Thank you, Sox.
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536. - Mission log, supplemental.
- (COUGHS)
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537. After borrowing a ship from Star
Command, I've achieved hyper speed.
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538. And I'm ready to finally leave
this planet once and for all.
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539. Buzz Light year to Star Command.
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540. - Come in, Star Command.
- (STATIC)
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541. Star Command, come in.
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542. Why don't they answer?
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543. (GASPS) Hey, hey!
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544. Shh. The robots.
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545. (COUGHS) The what?
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546. The robots.
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547. Wait, What's it doing?
Shh.
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548. B-Zurg.
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549. - My ship!
Be quiet.
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550. Where'd it go?
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551. Up there.
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552. B-Zurg.
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553. Where is the pilot?
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554. What is that? What is going on?
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555. Get down.
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556. - (DISTANT THUD)
- Shoot! Come on.
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557. They must've seen your ship land, too.
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558. - Who?
The robots.
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559. Why are there robots?
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560. Where did the robots come from?
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561. Where did you come from?
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562. - I came from here.
Here? Wait.
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563. Buzz?
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564. Alisha?
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565. Oh. Oh, no, that's my grandmother.
I'm Izzy.
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566. Izzy?
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567. But... But you were just a little...
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568. Sox, how long were we gone?
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569. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
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570. 22 years, 19 weeks, and 4 days.
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571. Whoa.
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572. Wait.
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573. Come on.
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574. In here.
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575. Uh...
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576. Thought I heard one.
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577. - A robot?
- Yeah.
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578. Hmm. Impressive.
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579. Well, I am a Hawthorne.
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580. You sure are.
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581. You know, your grandma and I
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582. could practically finish
each other's sentences.
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583. If you're anything like her,
you and I are gonna make
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584. - a great team.
- Some robots cry.
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585. Okay... (CLEARS THROAT)
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586. So, get me up to speed on this.
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587. Right. The Zurg ship showed up
about a week ago.
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588. What's a hug?
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589. Oh, well, that's the only thing
the robots say,
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590. so that's what we call the big ship.
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591. The Zurg ship arrived,
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592. the robots surrounded the base,
and then, we”...
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593. Citizens of T'kani Prime,
robot aliens have attacked.
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594. Everyone, inside the perimeter.
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595. - Look out!
- (WEAPON FIRES)
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596. We are activating
the laser-shield immediately.
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597. B-Zurg.
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598. And that's the last we heard.
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599. All those people,
they were counting on me,
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600. and now they're trapped.
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601. We've tried to reach them,
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602. but there's no communication in or out.
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603. Sox?
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604. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
She's correct.
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605. (SCOFFS) Did you just check me
against your cat?
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606. Well, he's not your
standard-issue feline.
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607. Actually, Sox was
a gift from your grandmother.
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608. - Hello, Izzy.
- Hello, Sox.
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609. Hey, what's that noise?
Come on, don't break my cat.
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610. He's purring. He likes it.
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611. Sox, do you like that?
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612. - I do.
- Huh.
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613. Well, I hope you're ready for action.
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614. Because all we needed was a pilot.
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615. For what?
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616. I have a plan, and I have a team.
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617. Come on!
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618. All right, team. Fall in.
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619. Zap, zap!
Whoa.
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620. I found a pilot.
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621. Operation Surprise Party is a go!
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622. I like this. An elite squad.
Best of the best.
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623. You know, her grandmother
was the greatest space ranger
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624. in the history of the corps.
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625. It'll be an honour to work with you.
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626. Come on, gather round, team.
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627. Let's review our objectives.
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628. Kill the robots.
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629. And don't die.
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630. "Don't die" is just something
you wanna do every day.
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631. It's still an objective.
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632. If I may, we have one objective.
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633. We need to put this crystal
in the turnip
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634. and get outta here.
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635. So, to do that,
we have to get onto the base.
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636. To do that,
we have to kill all the robots.
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637. To do that, we have
to destroy the Zurg ship.
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638. And to do any of that,
we have to not die.
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639. (CLEARS THROAT) DERIC.
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640. Allow me to explain
Operation Surprise Party.
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641. It's a variation
on Operation Thunder Spear.
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642. Didn't you get a medal for that one?
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643. Two, actually, but, uh...
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644. Wait, how do you know
about Operation Thunder Spear?
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645. (CHUCKLES) I've read all my
grandma's space ranger books
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646. from cover to cover.
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647. Twice.
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648. - (BUTTONS BEEPING)
Huh.
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649. Excuse me, robot kitty-cat.
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650. Oh, sorry.
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651. Sensors have indicated
that the Zurg ship
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652. powers the robots on the ground.
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653. So, we fly up there,
we blow up the ship.
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654. And surprise, robots!
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655. You're toast.
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656. Then, we put your crystal
in the turnip...
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657. And finish the mission.
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658. It's a good plan. To infinity.
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659. Are you trying to get me
to pull your finger?
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660. MAN“. Don't fall for it.
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661. No, not like that, it was...
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662. (SIGHS) Sorry, it's a thing
your grandma and I used to do.
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663. EW.
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664. I... We would never...
She didn't mean to...
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665. Anyway, forget it. Moving on.
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666. Let's load these munitions
into the Armadillo
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667. and steel ourselves for combat.
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668. Operation Surprise Party is on!
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669. Buzz, uh, do you hear that?
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670. I hear something.
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671. You think it's a robot?
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672. Nah, we've never seen a robot
this far from the base.
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673. I don't hear anything.
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674. - (GRUNTS)
- Oh. Now I do!
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675. B-Zurg.
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676. - (BEEPING)
Did you... Get the...
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677. - Don't worry, we got you!
- (SOX MEOWS)
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678. - (ROBOT CHIRPS)
- What?
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679. Ugh! Fear not!
The junior patrol has your back.
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680. The junior what?
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681. No! The ship!
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682. Did I get it?
- Pretty close.
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683. Sorry, I'm not trained with this weapon.
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684. Let me reload it.
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685. Not trained? Wait,
what do you mean, you're not trained?
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686. You... You there! Grab it! Grab it!
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687. WOMAN“. Grab What?
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688. Oh. I'm not allowed to handle weapons.
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689. Be a violation of my parole.
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690. - Parole?
- Buzz!
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691. Izzy! Now!
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692. (GRUNTS) No!
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693. Okay, new plan.
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694. New plan? What was the old plan?
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695. I need the...
Has anyone seen the harpoons?
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696. They came preloaded with a harpoon,
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697. but I can't find...
Oh, no, here, I found them.
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698. Don't worry, I found the harpoons,
I'm gonna reload it now. Check this out.
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699. Did I get it?
- A little to the left.
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700. - Ha-ha!
- (POWERS DOWN)
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701. What? (GRUNTS)
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702. Did I get it?
- You got it!
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703. Yes!
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704. - Ha-ha. Boom!
- (BUZZ SIGHS)
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705. - (SYSTEM BUZZES)
- (GROANS IN FRUSTRATION)
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706. Okay, okay... What exactly...
How did that...
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707. Who are you?
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708. We're the junior patrol at your service.
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709. Right. I'm gonna need more information.
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710. We're a volunteer team
of self-motivated cadets.
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711. We train one weekend a month
here at the outpost.
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712. Mo and Darby and I
were the first to arrive last weekend
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713. when the robots showed up.
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714. So, we cooked up
Operation Surprise Party.
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715. So you're rookies?
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716. Oh, boy. We'd love to be rookies.
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717. Still building up to that.
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718. (SIGHS) Okay.
Do you have munitions training?
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719. - Partial.
- Tactical engagement?
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720. - Pending.
- Combat experience?
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721. Yes! If you count the robot situation
we just went through.
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722. Okay. Come on, Sex.
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723. What are you doing?
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724. Look, you seem like nice people.
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725. I'm very supportive
of your training initiatives.
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726. But I'm gonna go ahead
and take it from here.
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727. We just saved you from that robot.
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728. - Excuse me?
- Mo made the kill shot.
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729. Mo got lucky.
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730. Heh. Very.
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731. So, if you could just point me
in the direction of another ship...
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732. There are operational spacecraft
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733. at the abandoned storage depot.
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734. Great. Where's that?
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735. The storage depot
is directly adjacent
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736. to the Resource Reconstituting Center,
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737. which is 4.2 kilometres
from your current location.
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738. Great. Where's that?
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739. It's actually quite simple.
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740. - Okay...
- (OBJECTS CLATTERING)
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741. You will first head south,
towards the base.
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742. After two stoplights, you will...
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743. Wait. That is not right.
That is a dead end.
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744. Oh, I see. I was in the wrong spot.
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745. Apologies. I will start over.
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746. You will first head south,
towards the base.
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747. After two stoplights,
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748. you'll take a gentle left, and...
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749. Shoot. I have made another error.
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750. - (BUZZ SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION)
- We'll just show you.
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751. Allow me to restart.
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752. You will first head south,
towards the base.
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753. After two stoplights,
you'll take a hard right.
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754. Buzz Light year
supplemental mission log.
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755. Having finally achieved hyper speed,
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756. I now have an additional obstacle
in my way.
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757. In order to flee this planet,
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758. I'll have to destroy
a massive alien ship alone
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759. with no assistance of any kind.
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760. You know, we could help you.
It is our plan.
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761. - I can't allow that.
- (BEEPS)
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762. Star Command code 2709.3
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763. forbids me from placing
unqualified personnel
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764. in harm's way.
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765. Okay. But I'm a Hawthorne.
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766. It's more than just a name, Izzy.
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767. You have to know exactly how...
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768. know what you're gonna say next.
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769. To react in every situation.
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770. Oh, thought I had that one.
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771. Okay. And you,
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772. you're in a correctional situation
of some kind?
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773. Parole programme.
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774. I do this, and they shave
a little time off my sentence.
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775. But I really learned a lot in there.
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776. Darby can take any three things
and make 'em explode.
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777. Okay. And what about you?
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778. Me? Oh, well,
I thought this was gonna be
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779. like a fun boot camp-workout thing,
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780. but it is not,
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781. so I was actually coming out here
to turn in my stuff, and...
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782. He's a quitter.
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783. - (SCOFFS) I'm not a quitter.
- You were quitting.
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784. What are you talking about?
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785. I was just going
in a different direction...
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786. Yeah, the direction of a quitter.
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787. (GASPS) You know what? I give up.
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788. - (CHUCKLES) See?
- Oh, on your right.
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789. B-Zurg.
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790. Now, where was I?
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791. Ah, here we are. Let me back up.
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792. Hey, keep workin' on your skills.
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793. It's the only way to get better.
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794. We can help you.
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795. And I appreciate that.
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796. Just go back to your training facility.
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797. Stay alert, stay safe.
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798. I'm going to commandeer
this P-32 Armadillo
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799. and go blow up the Zurg ship.
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800. So, this is just goodbye?
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801. Affirmative. Good bye.
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802. Sorry, I forgot my cat.
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803. Life forms detected.
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804. What are they?
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805. - Giant insectoid organisms.
- Ugh.
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806. This building appears to be
some sort of hive.
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807. Are they a threat?
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808. Sensors indicate they are hibernating.
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809. Very good.
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810. Oh, look.
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811. W's the XL-m.
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812. It's been a long time since...
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813. - Whoa!
- What is it?
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814. Come on. I'll show you.
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815. (SIGHS) Finally.
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816. - (BUZZ YELPS)
- Sorry to interrupt.
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817. Looks like you were having
a real nice moment.
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818. What are you doing here? It's not safe.
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819. You took the keys to our truck.
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820. Oh, there they are.
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821. - Whoa.
- (KEY FOB BEEPS)
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822. - Come on, come on.
- (KEY FOB CLICKING)
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823. - Shh! Quiet.
- I'm trying! (WHIMPERS)
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824. - (KEY FOB BEEPS)
- Ha! Got it.
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825. - (SHRIEKS)
- (SCREECHING)
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826. - Oh! Somebody get the...
- Get the door!
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827. (GRUNTS) Ha! You were
gonna say "Get the door,"
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828. and I got the door. (GASPS)
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829. Well, I'm gonna be blunt here.
I wish that hadn't happened.
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830. So do the rest of us.
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831. Everyone grab a weapon.
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832. Boy, I'd love to, but my parole...
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833. As a Star Command officer,
I grant you emergency authority.
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834. We're gonna blast our way outta here.
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835. Now we're talkin'!
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836. Buzz, the probability of surviving
a frontal attack is 38.2%.
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837. Seems a bit low.
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838. What about stealth mode?
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839. How do you know about stealth mode?
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840. Grandma and I used to play
stealth mode all the time.
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841. It was like hide-and-seek.
But with a twist.
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842. Okay, well, it's actually good thinking.
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843. I'll use stealth mode to disorient them.
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844. Or, and stick with me here,
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845. we could all use stealth mode
and just walk right out.
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846. Oh, ho-ho!
- (MO GRUNTS)
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847. You mean you would wear
space ranger suits?
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848. This one already has my name on it.
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849. Okay.
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850. Let's review.
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851. - I'm going...
That way.
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852. - And you're going...
That way.
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853. Okay. Very good.
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854. Check it out. I'm Feathers...
Feather... Feathering... Oh.
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855. Oh, look. A pen. Cool.
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856. - Does yours have a pen?
- Okay. Pay attention.
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857. Stealth mode is fairly simple.
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858. There are just two parts.
You press the button...
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859. - Is it this button?
- I will tell you which button.
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860. - Mm. What about this button?
- I'm sorry.
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861. We're not gonna have time
to go over all the buttons.
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862. Okay, forget the button.
What about this thing?
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863. - It's more of a pull...
- No! No, no, no!
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864. That's the Surrender String.
You never pull that.
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865. There is no more shameful manoeuvre
for a space ranger.
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866. Excuse me.
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867. Did I miss which button
is the stealth mode button?
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868. It's this button.
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869. Not yet.
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870. You push this button,
then you go out the front door,
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871. and I'll go blow up the Zurg ship.
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872. - Ready?
Ready.
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873. No, wait. Not ready. Hang on.
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874. Okay. Got 'em. (CHUCKLES)
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875. That would've been embarrassing.
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876. Okay.
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877. Goodbye again.
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878. Um, Sox, you're inhibiting my visual.
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879. Oh, sorry. Is this better?
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880. - Negative.
- Okay. How about this?
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881. How about this?
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882. - (BUG CHITTERS)
- sox: Heh. (EXHALES)
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883. Okay. Here we go.
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884. Very good.
Stealth mode working as planned.
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885. MO: (CHUCKLES) This is pretty cool.
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886. These dumb bugs can't even see us.
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887. Uh-uh.
MO: Hey, bug. Hey, bug, bug!
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888. I'm right here, bug. Can't you see me?
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889. He can't. He can't see me at all.
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890. - (DEVICE BEEPING)
And time has elapsed.
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891. - (POWERING DOWN)
- (GASPS) Wait, the timer.
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892. They don't know about the timer.
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893. (IN SINGSONG VOICE)
Na-na, na-na, na-na.
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894. You can't see me.
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895. - (LAUGHS)
- Wait. I can see you.
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896. I can see you, too.
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897. (GASPS) The bugs can see us.
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898. No, no, no, no-I surrender! (GASPS)
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899. (BUGS SCREECHING)
—IZZY: Whoa!
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900. - (GRUNTS)
- (MO SCREAMING)
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901. (GRUNTING) Back! Get back!
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902. Ahh! This isn't working.
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903. You have to keep going.
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904. We have to turn around.
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905. They're headed right for us.
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906. No, no, do not approach the vehicle!
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907. - (BUGS SCREECHING)
- (ALL SCREAM)
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908. Ugh. (GRUNTING)
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909. - (DOOR BANGING)
- (BUZZ PANTING)
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910. All right!
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911. - Way to adapt, team.
- Get it up here.
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912. Why are you congratulating yourselves?
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913. (SCOFFS) Because I just Hawthorned us
right outta that situation.
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914. But you could've made it if...
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915. If you had told us
stealth mode wears off.
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916. - Well...
- (DOOR THUDS)
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917. - (SCREECHING)
- Okay, everyone just strap in.
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918. I.V.A.N.: Hello, I am your...
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919. Hold on.
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920. (NERVOUSLY) Are we going to space?
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921. No, I'm going to drop you somewhere.
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922. That was a big swirly-do.
Oh, I think I need a bag.
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923. No, no, do not vomit inside the vehicle.
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924. I can see stars. That is space.
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925. What is happening right now?
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926. She's afraid of space.
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927. - What?
- She should be. It's horrible.
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928. Izzy, remember your exercises.
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929. - (BREATHING RAPIDLY)
- Uh, it's coming.
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930. No, no, no. Engage your helmet.
That'll catch it.
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931. - Buzz? We got a ship!
- Izzy, I'm trying to...
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932. I can't see anything.
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933. Oh, no! The dark side of the planet.
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934. Oh! Over there!
(SPLUTTERS) 10 o'clock!
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935. Hold on. This isn't gonna be pretty.
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936. - Is everyone okay?
I think so.
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937. Sex, get me a damage report.
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938. One moment, please.
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939. Beep-hoop, beep-hoop,
beep-hoop, beep-hoop.
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940. (SIGHS) Okay. This is better.
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941. This is better?
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942. No, obviously this is worse overall.
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943. I just meant, you know...
(EXHALES HEAVILY)
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944. How are you afraid of space?
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945. (CHUCKLES) Oh, it's pretty easy.
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946. Did you know if you let go out there,
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947. you just keep goin'
in the same direction?
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948. Forever. Just... (IMITATES WHOOSHING)
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949. Well, then how were you going
to blow up the Zurg ship?
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950. Oh, I woulda been ground support.
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951. I know, Grandma wasn't afraid of space.
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952. No, because she was a space ranger.
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953. Astrophobia is
an automatic disqualification.
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954. What was that thing?
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955. - I don't know.
- Well, is it gonna come back?
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956. I don't know.
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957. But how did it... Okay, you don't know.
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958. I was done. I finally had the crystal.
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959. This was supposed to be over.
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960. But who am I kidding?
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961. I don't need a crystal.
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962. I need a time machine
to get outta this mess.
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963. Ping! Assessment complete.
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964. HOW bad is it?
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965. The blast was absorbed
by the heat shield
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966. and only caused
a minor electrical short.
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967. Okay.
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968. So, in order to be flight operational,
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969. the Armadillo will require
a material of specialised capacitance.
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970. Oh, like an electrical thingy.
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971. How do you know that?
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972. We learned this.
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973. Specialised capacitance?
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974. Remember, we built
those field radios last month?
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975. Oh, yeah. That was fun.
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976. Yeah, except Darby messed hers up.
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977. I'm gonna mess you up.
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978. Please. I'm trying to think here.
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979. (WHISPERS) I messed mine up,
but then I fixed it.
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980. Yeah, but you broke
that computer console.
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981. I needed that little coil for its...
What was it?
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982. Specialised capacitance...
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983. Hey, honestly,
there is a lot of room out here.
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984. If you guys wanna reminisce,
you could go over there.
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985. Or, look, there's no one
trying to think over there.
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986. (GASPS) We can go up there.
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987. Fine. Perfect.
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988. Yes. Okay, new plan.
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989. - (DARBY GROANS)
- Wait, What?
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990. That mining facility
will have a console, right?
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991. That console will have
a little coil thing, right?
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992. And that little coil thing
will have the...
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993. MO: Specialised capacitance.
Copy !req
994. That we need to fix the ship. Right?
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995. She's right.
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996. Huh.
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997. Good job.
Now that's thinking like a Hawthorne.
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998. Let's go get that part and get outta
here before that thing finds us again.
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999. Whoa.
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1000. Over there.
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1001. Okay, here we go.
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1002. - (BUZZING)
- MO: Huh?
Copy !req
1003. Buzz Light year mission log.
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1004. In order to repair our ship,
we have to find some way
Copy !req
1005. to get inside the command centre and...
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1006. Oh.
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1007. Nice job, elderly convict.
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1008. Okay. The activation coil
should be in here.
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1009. Sox?
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1010. Need a pen?
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1011. And, got it.
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1012. Okay, yeah. Another time.
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1013. - (BUTTON CLICKS)
- (ALARM BEEPING)
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1014. - Oh, no.
- (ALARM WAILING)
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1015. AI: Security measures activated.
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1016. - (IZZY AND MO YELP)
- No! Not this again.
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1017. Not what? What is this?
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1018. A capture cone. It holds ya
until they come and get ya.
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1019. No one's coming to get us.
They're all trapped on the base.
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1020. So we should just leave, right?
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1021. We can't just leave.
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1022. Sure we can. Take it from me,
you can always just leave.
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1023. Look. See? (CHUCKLES)
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1024. - (THUD)
- Come on! (GRUNTING)
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1025. Told you.
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1026. Now, be careful, because these things...
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1027. (ANGRILY) combine if they touch.
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1028. All right, sorry.
But maybe if we both try it?
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1029. That's not gonna work.
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1030. (SIGHS) You haven't even tried.
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1031. - (MO AND DARBY GRUNT)
No, no, no!
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1032. Oh, meow!
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1033. Yeah, that didn't work.
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1034. - Buzz?
- Whoa, whoa, hold on.
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1035. I'm no help to anyone if
I'm stuck in there with you.
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1036. Sox, can you turn these off?
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1037. (GRUNTS) I can't reach the controls.
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1038. Wait, there's a soft spot
in the floor here.
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1039. - Maybe we can...
- That's my foot. (GRUNTS)
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1040. Sorry.
Hey. Whoa. Watch it!
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1041. Wait, that's it.
That thing powers these things.
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1042. - Then let's hit it again.
- Wait, wait, wait.
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1043. We need the door to be open.
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1044. So I'll open this,
you slam into the power source,
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1045. these things will disappear,
and we'll walk right out.
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1046. Yes, sir.
MO: Okay.
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1047. Ready?
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1048. - (ALL GRUNTING)
- Keep trying!
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1049. - (SIGHS)
- We're just not heavy enough.
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1050. Buzz, we need you.
Copy !req
1051. Wait, in there?
Copy !req
1052. But if it doesn't work,
I won't be able to save you.
Copy !req
1053. You don't need to save us.
You need to join us.
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1054. - (ALL GRUNTING)
- Again.
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1055. Again!
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1056. - (DOOR BEEPS)
- Again!
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1057. - (ALL GRUNT)
- (BLASTING)
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1058. - (ALL GRUNT)
No!
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1059. - Go, go!
- (IZZY AND MO SCREAM)
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1060. Watch out!
—(MO GASPING)
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1061. Uh... (YELPS)
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1062. Buzz, no!
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1063. We need the coil. (GRUNTING)
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1064. - (UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING)
- (BUZZ BREATHING SHAKILY)
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1065. We got you.
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1066. Oh, look. Snacks.
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1067. Anyone go for a snack?
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1068. Mm.
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1069. Here. Let's all recharge a little.
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1070. - (SOX CHARGING)
- Here you go.
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1071. Huh. This is, uh... What, uh...
What's...
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1072. What's happenin' here?
Copy !req
1073. Somethin' wrong with your sandwich?
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1074. Why's the...
Why's the meat on the outside?
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1075. 'Cause it's a sandwich?
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1076. No, the bread is supposed to be
on the outside.
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1077. What, like bread, meat, bread?
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1078. That's too much bread.
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1079. Yeah, but this is all wet.
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1080. Yeah. Juicy fingers.
That's the best part.
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1081. When's the last time you had a sandwich?
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1082. I don't know, 100 years ago?
Give or take.
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1083. (CHUCKLES) This guy.
"Bread, meat, bread."
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1084. It's too much bread.
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1085. That would just suck all the moisture
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1086. - out of your mouth.
- (IZZY AND MO LAUGH)
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1087. Good one, Darby.
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1088. - Oh, no!
- (GASPS) Sox!
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1089. Wake up, Sox.
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1090. Come on, little buddy. Come back to me.
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1091. Please, Sox, I'm sorry.
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1092. Sox.
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1093. (COUGHS) Hello. I... I require a reboot.
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1094. - (sox CHARGING)
- (MO SIGHS)
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1095. I'm sorry, guys. I almost killed Sox.
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1096. I almost got us all killed back there.
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1097. Hey. Listen to me.
It was just a mistake.
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1098. Right, Buzz?
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1099. Oh, uh...
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1100. Just, you know,
try to be a little better.
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1101. (CLEARS THROAT) Listen.
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1102. Um...
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1103. I just, uh...
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1104. When I first went to the academy,
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1105. I was not, you know, good.
(CHUCKLES DRYLY)
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1106. I screwed up. Every day.
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1107. I got tangled in the obstacle course,
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1108. my hands shook so much
I couldn't hit the target.
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1109. Not the bull's-eye, the whole target.
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1110. And I was gonna quit
after the first week.
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1111. It was clear I was not
space ranger material.
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1112. Really?
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1113. Yeah.
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1114. But her grandma saw something in me.
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1115. So, I started looking for it, too.
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1116. Recalibrating.
- (GASPS)
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1117. One corrupted file restored.
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1118. Uh... Hey, he's lighting up.
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1119. Grandma...
- Hello, Sox.
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1120. I need you to do me a favour.
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1121. I need you to look after my best friend.
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1122. His name's Buzz.
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1123. He's away right now,
but he'll be back soon.
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1124. He's a space ranger.
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1125. He's going to get us all home.
Get us all home...
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1126. What's wrong?
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1127. Did you not hear that?
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1128. She believed I could fix
the mistake I made.
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1129. And that belief cost her everything.
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1130. Everything? No.
Copy !req
1131. She had Grandma Kiko,
Copy !req
1132. my dad and me, all her friends.
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1133. She didn't mean to be here,
Copy !req
1134. but she had a whole life
on this planet, Buzz.
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1135. All of us have.
Copy !req
1136. Except for you.
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1137. We wanted to be space rangers again.
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1138. - We wanted to matter.
- (CHUCKLES)
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1139. Believe me. She mattered.
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1140. Hmm.
You know, it is pretty good this way.
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1141. (CHUCKLES) Yeah? Bread, meat, bread.
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1142. How long did you do it like that?
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1143. (CHUCKLES) Forever.
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1144. Ping!
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1145. Ah, fully recharged.
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1146. Come on.
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1147. Let's go put this part in the ship
and get out of here.
Copy !req
1148. Sox, can you light our way?
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1149. Of course. Click-click.
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1150. Click-click.
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1151. Click-click.
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1152. Ha! I see you. I'm gonna
get you. I'm gonna get you.
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1153. Oh, I didn't get you.
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1154. - Uh, Sox?
- Where'd you go? I got you!
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1155. Sox.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
Copy !req
1156. (CHUCKLES) This is exciting.
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1157. Operation Surprise Party, here we come!
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1158. Wait, what? Negative.
I can't put you in harm's way like that.
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1159. What, are you gonna
do the whole mission alone?
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1160. I can do it.
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1161. Uh, because you got
a Hawthorne right here.
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1162. And I appreciate that.
Copy !req
1163. Tell you what,
I'll let you know if I need you.
Copy !req
1164. But until then, let's just try to get back
to the Armadillo without any more trouble.
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1165. - (BUZZ GASPS)
- (MENACING MUSIC PLAYING)
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1166. (GASPS) Run!
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1167. - (ALL GRUNT)
- (IZZY GASPS)
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1168. - No!
- (MO GASPS)
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1169. What? It's after me. Go back to the ship.
Copy !req
1170. But... But, Buzz!
Copy !req
1171. Buzz Light year mission log.
Copy !req
1172. I'm being pursued by a... uh...
Copy !req
1173. Just a massive robot.
Copy !req
1174. I'm leading it away while
the others escape to the ship.
Copy !req
1175. Buzz.
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1176. (GASPS) What? How do you know my name?
Copy !req
1177. Come with me.
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1178. - What?
- (WEAPON WHIRS)
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1179. (LAUGHS) This is definitely
a violation of my parole.
Copy !req
1180. Come on. Let's get outta here.
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1181. B-Zurg.
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1182. Ready yourselves for launch.
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1183. Operation Surprise Party is back on.
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1184. - What? With us?
- (SWITCHES CLICKING)
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1185. What, am I gonna do
the whole mission alone?
Copy !req
1186. - (CONSOLE BEEPING)
- We can't launch yet.
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1187. I need five minutes to install the coil.
Copy !req
1188. We can't sit here for five minutes.
Copy !req
1189. The ship still has hover capabilities.
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1190. Then let's use 'em.
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1191. We might lose 'em in the fire geysers.
Copy !req
1192. Point the way.
You two, blast some robots.
Copy !req
1193. But we haven't even finished
our munitions training.
Copy !req
1194. Shh. How hard can it be? Look.
Copy !req
1195. We got these spiky things,
and these ones probably explode.
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1196. Just do whatever feels right.
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1197. What? What are you gonna do?
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1198. I'm gonna dance with Mr Boom.
Copy !req
1199. Now that's satisfying.
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1200. 20% complete.
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1201. Out of 100?
Copy !req
1202. They're gaining on us.
Where are those fire geysers?
Copy !req
1203. Dead ahead.
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1204. Don't worry,
I know every last inch of...
Copy !req
1205. - Watch out!
- (ALARM BEEPING RAPIDLY)
Copy !req
1206. Here. Throw this.
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1207. - Wait, wait. Hold on.
- Throw it!
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1208. B-Zurg.
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1209. Fire geysers dead ahead!
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1210. Whoa. Whoa!
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1211. Uh, 50% complete.
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1212. - (BOTH SCREAM)
B-Zurg.
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1213. Hey! We have explosives back here.
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1214. Quick! Give me something.
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1215. B-Zurg.
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1216. 90% complete.
Copy !req
1217. Izzy, do you know how to
transfer power on the fly?
Copy !req
1218. Uh, I've done it in the simulator.
Copy !req
1219. Well, it's about to get real.
Copy !req
1220. Do you need my help with anything?
Copy !req
1221. Absolutely not.
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1222. 95% complete.
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1223. Ready thrusters. Green button. Middle.
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1224. Done.
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1225. Remember from training.
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1226. You don't pull the trigger,
you squeeze the trigger.
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1227. (SCOFFS) I know.
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1228. - Uh, 99% complete.
- Transfer to
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1229. - oscillating power.
- Oscillating power. Done.
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1230. - (SIGHT BEEPS)
- SOX: 100% complete.
Copy !req
1231. Ugh. Reboot. Okay, be ready to launch
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1232. - once the fuel cell is...
- Ready launch!
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1233. No!
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1234. Oh, no.
- Blast!
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1235. (GRUNTS) Grab the crystal!
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1236. No.
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1237. I...
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1238. Buzz.
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1239. I'm so sorry.
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1240. Everything was happenin' so fast,
and I...
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1241. I just...
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1242. I made a mistake.
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1243. Yeah.
Copy !req
1244. Okay. But we're not done, right?
Copy !req
1245. We can still do something.
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1246. Izzy, look around.
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1247. There is nothing to do.
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1248. The mission... (SIGHS)
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1249. It's over.
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1250. Buzz.
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1251. Buzz!
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1252. Where are you going?
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1253. I just need to (SIGHS) be by myself.
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1254. - (GASPS, YELLS)
- No!
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1255. Buzz!
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1256. Buzz?
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1257. What the...
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1258. What is this? Where are we?
Copy !req
1259. Who are you?
Copy !req
1260. Now, that's the question.
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1261. Huh?
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1262. You look good, Buzz.
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1263. Dad?
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1264. (CHUCKLES) Guess again.
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1265. Huh?
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1266. Sox?
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1267. (DISTORTED) Hello, Buzz.
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1268. I don't understand.
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1269. I messed this all up.
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1270. Hey. It was just a mistake.
Copy !req
1271. Remember what you told me?
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1272. This one's different.
Copy !req
1273. Why?
Copy !req
1274. Because it's mine!
Copy !req
1275. I'm supposed to be
as good as my grandma.
Copy !req
1276. I'm supposed to be a Hawthorne.
Copy !req
1277. But I'm not.
Copy !req
1278. Buzz?
Copy !req
1279. Wait a minute. Hold on.
Copy !req
1280. You're not me. I'm me.
Copy !req
1281. Well, you're you now.
Copy !req
1282. But I'm you 50 years from now.
Copy !req
1283. Well, there can't be two mes.
Copy !req
1284. Yet here we both are.
Copy !req
1285. Okay, then. If you're me,
Copy !req
1286. I'm thinking of a number
between one and...
Copy !req
1287. Twelve hundred and seventy-three.
Copy !req
1288. Whoa.
Copy !req
1289. - (BUZZ GASPS)
B-Zurg.
Copy !req
1290. Isn't that cute?
Copy !req
1291. Robots can't quite say "Buzz,"
Copy !req
1292. so around here, I'm just Zurg.
Copy !req
1293. B-Zurg.
- And I guess so are you.
Copy !req
1294. How? I don't understand.
Copy !req
1295. Don't worry about it.
None of this is gonna matter.
Copy !req
1296. Buzz.
Yes?
Copy !req
1297. You have to explain it all to him.
Copy !req
1298. (SIGHS) You're right.
Copy !req
1299. I'm sorry. It's just exciting.
Copy !req
1300. You're finally here.
Copy !req
1301. See, I reached hyper speed, too.
Copy !req
1302. I.V.A.N.: Hyper speed.
Copy !req
1303. Just like you did.
Copy !req
1304. But I wasn't greeted as a hero.
Copy !req
1305. No, that new commander was gonna
arrest me for stealing the XL-15.
Copy !req
1306. I'd found a way to get them home,
and they didn't even care.
Copy !req
1307. So, I escaped.
Copy !req
1308. I went as far as I could
as fast as I could.
Copy !req
1309. At that speed for that long,
I travelled centuries.
Copy !req
1310. And I ended up in a future
you wouldn't recognise,
Copy !req
1311. filled with technology
you can't imagine.
Copy !req
1312. And that's when it dawned on me.
Copy !req
1313. If we can use this crystal
to go forward in time,
Copy !req
1314. why not use it to go back?
Copy !req
1315. But we can't go back in time.
Copy !req
1316. - We can now.
- What?
Copy !req
1317. Listen, Buzz. I've broken time.
Copy !req
1318. What's happening to you
never happened to me.
Copy !req
1319. This is a new now
that's never been lived.
Copy !req
1320. You see, we can change things, Buzz.
Copy !req
1321. Well, if we can go back in time,
Copy !req
1322. we can... we can stop ourselves
Copy !req
1323. from ever landing on that planet.
Copy !req
1324. From ever hitting that mountain.
Copy !req
1325. We can just continue the mission home.
Copy !req
1326. And none of this
will have ever happened.
Copy !req
1327. It's a good plan.
Copy !req
1328. And this crystal is the key to it all.
Copy !req
1329. Wait, don't you already have one?
Copy !req
1330. Well, sort of.
Copy !req
1331. See, I wore my crystal out
testing the time travel.
Copy !req
1332. Wore myself out, too. It took a while.
Copy !req
1333. Turns out, this isn't an exact science.
Copy !req
1334. This is as far back in time
as I could get.
Copy !req
1335. Come on. (CHUCKLES)
Help me configure the engine.
Copy !req
1336. It should look familiar.
Copy !req
1337. Wait, is this...
is this based on the turnip?
Copy !req
1338. Set it for reverse thrusters, full.
Copy !req
1339. - (POWERING UP)
- So, we designed all of this?
Copy !req
1340. Oh, no,
this is all, uh, borrowed.
Copy !req
1341. I just made some modifications.
Copy !req
1342. She'll get to be
a space ranger again, Buzz.
Copy !req
1343. - Yeah.
- (SWITCHES CLICKING)
Copy !req
1344. - Although...
- What?
Copy !req
1345. Well, she won't have her family.
Copy !req
1346. She won't have Izzy.
Copy !req
1347. Who's Izzy?
Copy !req
1348. Look, she's not gonna miss anyone
Copy !req
1349. if she never meets them
in the first place, right?
Copy !req
1350. The only thing people are gonna know
is that we finished our mission.
Copy !req
1351. Here. Hand me your crystal.
Copy !req
1352. Buzz?
Copy !req
1353. I don't know, maybe... (SIGHS)
Copy !req
1354. Maybe we should think about this.
Copy !req
1355. Think about What?
Copy !req
1356. Commander Hawthorne believed
we could fix this mistake we made.
Copy !req
1357. And that belief cost her everything.
Copy !req
1358. Oh, no. No, no. We had that all wrong.
Copy !req
1359. She had a whole life down there.
Copy !req
1360. What kind of life?
Copy !req
1361. We're supposed to be space rangers.
Copy !req
1362. We're supposed to matter.
Copy !req
1363. You don't wanna live like this, Buzz.
Copy !req
1364. Waking up with that same nightmare,
Copy !req
1365. haunted by your mistake.
Copy !req
1366. But you can finally let go of that.
Copy !req
1367. Starting right now.
Copy !req
1368. You're right.
Copy !req
1369. I can.
Copy !req
1370. Where you going?
Copy !req
1371. You and me, we're not the same.
Copy !req
1372. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1373. No, Buzz.
Copy !req
1374. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1375. (SIGHS) Hey, Cat.
Copy !req
1376. Do you know how to fly this thing?
Copy !req
1377. Um, there's no fuel.
Copy !req
1378. See? This is why we should never
have gotten in over our heads.
Copy !req
1379. What did you wanna do?
Copy !req
1380. Wait at the outpost
until the robots found us?
Copy !req
1381. MO: Well, that's better
than being stranded out here
Copy !req
1382. where no one's ever gonna find us.
Copy !req
1383. (GROANS) You are the last
person I wanna be stuck with
Copy !req
1384. in a life-and-death situation.
Copy !req
1385. Well, you're in luck, okay?
Copy !req
1386. 'Cause look around.
This is just a "death" situation.
Copy !req
1387. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Copy !req
1388. (SIGHS) I've completely lost Buzz.
Copy !req
1389. He's too far away to track.
Copy !req
1390. - Everybody! Inside!
- What?
Copy !req
1391. Get inside the ship.
Copy !req
1392. (WHIMPERS) What's after us now?
Copy !req
1393. We don't have any more weapons.
Copy !req
1394. It's okay. We're getting outta here.
Copy !req
1395. Where are we going?
Copy !req
1396. We're goin' to space.
Copy !req
1397. - Hey! Let go of me. No!
- (ROBOT CHIRPS)
Copy !req
1398. I don't understand
What's happening here, Buzz.
Copy !req
1399. You've changed.
Copy !req
1400. And not for the better. (CHUCKLES)
Copy !req
1401. No!
Copy !req
1402. You can't do this.
You're gonna erase it all.
Copy !req
1403. (CHUCKLES) Exactly.
Copy !req
1404. No, you're gonna take away everything.
Copy !req
1405. People's families, their friends.
Copy !req
1406. My friends.
Copy !req
1407. They have lives on that planet.
Copy !req
1408. Everyone does.
Copy !req
1409. Except for us.
Copy !req
1410. (SIGHS)
I hardly recognise you, Buzz.
Copy !req
1411. All these new ideas...
Copy !req
1412. You know what?
Copy !req
1413. We'll go ahead and erase those, too.
Copy !req
1414. - (DART WHOOSHES)
- (OLD BUZZ GROANS)
Copy !req
1415. Whoa!
- I bought you five minutes.
Copy !req
1416. - Why?
- I like this new you.
Copy !req
1417. We have to destroy this ship.
Copy !req
1418. Can you get me to the bridge?
Copy !req
1419. Certainly. Follow me.
Copy !req
1420. B-Zurg.
Copy !req
1421. Operation Surprise Party, here we go.
Copy !req
1422. Zap, zap!
Copy !req
1423. We need to protect our escape ship.
Copy !req
1424. So don't let any robots
come through that door.
Copy !req
1425. Don't worry. We'll seal it off.
Copy !req
1426. You go find Buzz.
Copy !req
1427. I'll track the chip in his dog tags.
Copy !req
1428. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Hmm.
Copy !req
1429. What's wrong?
Copy !req
1430. Uh, I'm getting two Buzz signals.
That can't be right.
Copy !req
1431. I'll triangulate.
That'll get us close enough. Come on.
Copy !req
1432. A shortcut back.
Copy !req
1433. Whoop. (GRUNTS)
Copy !req
1434. (GASPS) Oh.
Copy !req
1435. Well, that's pretty neat.
Copy !req
1436. - We have to go.
- Yep, all right.
Copy !req
1437. Ugh, great.
Copy !req
1438. I don't know any of these controls.
Copy !req
1439. - Wait. I.V.A.N.?
- I.V.A.N.: Yes, Captain?
Copy !req
1440. Boy, am I glad to see you.
Copy !req
1441. Initiate self-destruct sequence
in two minutes.
Copy !req
1442. I.V.A.N.: You got it.
Copy !req
1443. Self-destruct countdown initiated.
Copy !req
1444. Buzz, you don't want
any of this cool technology?
Copy !req
1445. - Only you, buddy. Come on.
- (ALARM WAILING)
Copy !req
1446. Traitor!
- No! (GRUNTS)
Copy !req
1447. Enough.
Copy !req
1448. Just tell me where the crystal is.
Copy !req
1449. MO: Okay, we've got
to protect our escape ship.
Copy !req
1450. So how do we close this door?
Copy !req
1451. I don't know.
Copy !req
1452. What? You said,
"Don't worry, we'll seal it of
Copy !req
1453. Right. So, don't worry. We will.
Copy !req
1454. Ah. Here we go.
Copy !req
1455. Look. See?
Copy !req
1456. - (BEEPING)
- What?
Copy !req
1457. - (POWERS DOWN)
- (ALARM BUZZING)
Copy !req
1458. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.
Copy !req
1459. Oh! The signal is tighter now.
Copy !req
1460. He has to be straight this way.
Copy !req
1461. (SHUDDERS) That's a lot of space.
Copy !req
1462. Keep it together.
Copy !req
1463. - Keep it together.
- (DOOR BEEPS)
Copy !req
1464. (GASPS) No, no, no!
Copy !req
1465. I don't understand.
Copy !req
1466. The signal says Buzz is 50 metres away.
Copy !req
1467. (GASPS) He's over there.
Copy !req
1468. You think we're not the same, Buzz?
Copy !req
1469. You're already me.
You just don't know it yet.
Copy !req
1470. I'm never gonna be you!
Copy !req
1471. Well, if you're not gonna be me,
you're not gonna be anyone.
Copy !req
1472. - (GRUNTS)
- (POWERING DOWN)
Copy !req
1473. I.V.A. N.: Artificial gravity disengaged.
Copy !req
1474. Blast.
Copy !req
1475. No, no, no, no.
Copy !req
1476. Ha—hah!
Copy !req
1477. - Hey, what are you doing?
- Building a bomb.
Copy !req
1478. Oh, nice. Do you need a pen?
Copy !req
1479. No. Here.
Copy !req
1480. Aw, thank you.
Copy !req
1481. Mm, peppermint.
Copy !req
1482. Give me the wrapper.
Copy !req
1483. So, you can just build a bomb
out of that stuff?
Copy !req
1484. I've worked with less.
Now give me the gum.
Copy !req
1485. Wait. I'm not done.
There's still a lot of flavour left.
Copy !req
1486. Come on!
Copy !req
1487. There. When they step on it,
it'll blow up.
Copy !req
1488. What if they don't step on it?
Copy !req
1489. I mean, I wouldn't step on that.
Would you?
Copy !req
1490. (SIGHS) Then we need to drop
something heavy on it.
Copy !req
1491. Just gonna...
No!
Copy !req
1492. Buzz?
Copy !req
1493. Buzz!
Copy !req
1494. Alisha?
Copy !req
1495. Are you okay?
Copy !req
1496. No. I... I can't do it alone.
I need help.
Copy !req
1497. Buzz. I'm not my grandma.
Copy !req
1498. Izzy, I don't need your grandma.
Copy !req
1499. I need you.
Copy !req
1500. Sex. How do we get over there?
Copy !req
1501. Through the airlock.
Copy !req
1502. Through there?
There's nothing out there.
Copy !req
1503. Exactly. Nothing in your way.
Copy !req
1504. You just go straight across.
Copy !req
1505. No!
Copy !req
1506. Let me get this straight,
when this falls on your bomb,
Copy !req
1507. - it'll definitely explode?
- Yes.
Copy !req
1508. - And that'll seal the door?
- Yes.
Copy !req
1509. Well, we better hurry.
Copy !req
1510. I am hurrying. (PANTING)
Copy !req
1511. Why don't you hurry?
Copy !req
1512. - (GRUNTING) Come on.
- (SHRIEKS)
Copy !req
1513. Okay.
Copy !req
1514. (WHISPERING)
Come on, come on, Izzy, come on.
Copy !req
1515. You got this. (GASPING)
Copy !req
1516. (FEEBLY) Oh, man.
Copy !req
1517. Oh, no.
Copy !req
1518. Uh, just don't look down.
Or up. It's all space.
Copy !req
1519. It's everywhere. All around you.
Copy !req
1520. I'm sorry. I'm probably not helping.
Copy !req
1521. Just go straight.
Copy !req
1522. Once you push off,
that's the direction you'll go.
Copy !req
1523. But What if I miss?
Copy !req
1524. Don't miss.
Copy !req
1525. Oh, no.
Copy !req
1526. No, no, no, no, no, no!
Copy !req
1527. - Whoa!
- (IZZY YELLS)
Copy !req
1528. - (GRUNTING)
—Sox!
Copy !req
1529. Whoa. Whoa, whoa!
Copy !req
1530. - (sox SCREAMS)
- (IZZY GRUNTING)
Copy !req
1531. - Thank you, Izzy.
- (SIGHS IN RELIEF)
Copy !req
1532. - (DOOR BEEPS)
- (IZZY GRUNTS)
Copy !req
1533. There's no way in.
Copy !req
1534. Perhaps I could help.
Copy !req
1535. - You can't hide from me, Buzz.
- (BUZZ GRUNTS)
Copy !req
1536. It's like hiding from yourself.
Copy !req
1537. I'll always find you.
Copy !req
1538. - (GRUNTS)
- (WEAPON WHIRS, DIES)
Copy !req
1539. I.V.A.N.: Manual override activated.
Copy !req
1540. Huh?
Copy !req
1541. Buzz!
- Now!
Copy !req
1542. Come on, let's get outta here.
Copy !req
1543. We have to blow up the ship.
Copy !req
1544. There's no time. We'll never make it.
Copy !req
1545. Oh, yes, we will.
Copy !req
1546. Huh?
Copy !req
1547. I.V.A. N.: Self-destruct sequence
complete in ten,
Copy !req
1548. —nine, eight...
—OLD BUZZ: I-V-A-N-? I-V-A-N-!
Copy !req
1549. B-Zurg.
Copy !req
1550. - (WEAPONS WHIRRING)
- Darby, we have to surrender.
Copy !req
1551. No! I am not giving up.
Copy !req
1552. Yep, neither am I. Hold on.
Copy !req
1553. - (MO AND DARBY SCREAM)
- (ROBOT CHIRPS)
Copy !req
1554. I.V.A.N.: five, four...
Let's go.
Copy !req
1555. - I.V.A.N.: three, two...
- Everyone, get in.
Copy !req
1556. - one.
- (YELLS)
Copy !req
1557. - (INTENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
- (PANTING)
Copy !req
1558. Buzz Light year mission log.
Copy !req
1559. We've destroyed the Zurg ship,
and Zurg himself.
Copy !req
1560. Now I just have to catch up
to the Armadillo in order to... (GROANS)
Copy !req
1561. Going somewhere?
Copy !req
1562. I.V.A.N.: Warning,
engine damage is catastrophic.
Copy !req
1563. Buzz Light year mission log.
Copy !req
1564. I now have the crystal in my possession
Copy !req
1565. and can finally, at long last,
finish the mission.
Copy !req
1566. I'm gonna go back
and matter again, Buzz.
Copy !req
1567. And you?
Copy !req
1568. It will be like you were never here.
Copy !req
1569. - So, prepare to die.
- (WEAPON WHIRS)
Copy !req
1570. Not today, Zurg.
Copy !req
1571. - Huh?
- (BUZZ GRUNTS)
Copy !req
1572. We've entered the planet's
gravitational pull.
Copy !req
1573. Are we gonna crash?
Copy !req
1574. - I'm afraid so.
- (BOTH WHIMPERING)
Copy !req
1575. Buzz!
Copy !req
1576. I... I can't do it.
Copy !req
1577. Buzz, it's okay. We can.
Copy !req
1578. Can you keep the ship steady?
Copy !req
1579. Yeah. I think so.
Copy !req
1580. Okay. Sox, use the emergency battery
to power up flight controls.
Copy !req
1581. Got it.
Copy !req
1582. I'll need a co-pilot.
Copy !req
1583. Okay. But I've only done this
in the simulator.
Copy !req
1584. Well, it's about to get real.
Copy !req
1585. Remember, pull back
on the yoke nice and...
Copy !req
1586. - easy.
- Yep, sorry.
Copy !req
1587. Nice and easy from now on.
Copy !req
1588. It's not working.
Copy !req
1589. We're coming in too fast.
Copy !req
1590. - I. V.A.N.
- I.V.A.N.: Yes, Captain?
Copy !req
1591. We're going too fast.
I.V.A. N.: Congratulations!
Copy !req
1592. - (FANFARE PLAYS)
- (COUGHING)
Copy !req
1593. We don't need confetti. We need brakes!
Copy !req
1594. - Oh! I know! The airbrake!
- The airbrake!
Copy !req
1595. On the floor.
- Darby!
Copy !req
1596. - (GRUNTS) It's stuck.
- What?
Copy !req
1597. The cover, it's stuck.
Copy !req
1598. I need a screwdriver. Or a hairclip.
Copy !req
1599. Or some sort of a small wedge.
Copy !req
1600. (GASPS) I've got the pen!
Copy !req
1601. Buzz!
- Is everyone okay?
Copy !req
1602. Yeah.
MO: Yeah.
Copy !req
1603. - I think so.
- (ALL PANTING)
Copy !req
1604. - (SIRENS WAIL IN DISTANCE)
- The cops! Everybody run!
Copy !req
1605. Wait. It's just the rescue team.
Copy !req
1606. (SIGHS IN RELIEF) Right. Okay.
Copy !req
1607. (CHUCKLES)
You seem like a decent citizen.
Copy !req
1608. What led to your incarceration?
Copy !req
1609. I stole a ship.
Copy !req
1610. Oh!
Copy !req
1611. Well, who among us hasn't stolen a ship
in a moment of...
Copy !req
1612. (CLEARS THROAT) relative desperation?
Copy !req
1613. I'm a man of resources.
My weapon is ingenuity.
Copy !req
1614. I can do anything!
Copy !req
1615. Can you not shout in my ear?
Copy !req
1616. Oh, yep, sorry.
Copy !req
1617. You okay?
Copy !req
1618. (CHUCKLES) I was in space.
Copy !req
1619. Your grandma would be proud.
Copy !req
1620. She'd be proud of you, too.
Copy !req
1621. She always was.
Copy !req
1622. Wait. Where's your crystal?
Copy !req
1623. It's gone.
Copy !req
1624. But your mission...
Copy !req
1625. You wanted to go home.
Copy !req
1626. You know,
for the first time in a long time,
Copy !req
1627. I feel like I am home.
Copy !req
1628. - (LOUD THUMP)
- (ALL GASP)
Copy !req
1629. (CHIRPING) B-Zurg.
Copy !req
1630. Look out!
Copy !req
1631. - (WEAPON FIRES)
- What?
Copy !req
1632. Zap, zap, zap,
zap, zap, zap, zap, zap!
Copy !req
1633. Stop right now.
Copy !req
1634. (GRUNTS ANGRILY) Light year.
Copy !req
1635. You absconded with Star Command property,
stole an experimental spacecraft,
Copy !req
1636. and defied a direct order
from your commander.
Copy !req
1637. I ought to throw you in the stockade.
Copy !req
1638. But I have other plans for you.
Copy !req
1639. We want you to start a new version
of the Space Ranger Corps.
Copy !req
1640. Universe Protection Division.
Copy !req
1641. You're gonna be
a space ranger again, Buzz.
Copy !req
1642. You can hand-select your team
from the very best
Copy !req
1643. of the Zap Patrol
and train them to your liking.
Copy !req
1644. Zap, zap!
Copy !req
1645. Well, that's very kind of you, sir,
Copy !req
1646. but I'm afraid
I'm going to have to decline.
Copy !req
1647. I already have my team.
Copy !req
1648. (CHUCKLES) These new suits are amazing.
Arm blaster, rocket wings.
Copy !req
1649. Could use a pen, though.
Copy !req
1650. Can't believe I'm allowed to carry this.
Copy !req
1651. I wish I had two of 'em.
Copy !req
1652. You got a clean record,
and you're free and armed.
Copy !req
1653. How are you still complaining?
Copy !req
1654. I got off for good behaviour,
not good attitude.
Copy !req
1655. You know, I never wear pants,
Copy !req
1656. but suddenly it feels weird
to not be wearing pants.
Copy !req
1657. Does it look weird without pants?
Copy !req
1658. MO: No, you look good.
Copy !req
1659. Wish I could pull that off.
Copy !req
1660. Look, Grandma, I'm a space ranger.
Copy !req
1661. Just like you.
Copy !req
1662. All right, team. We've picked up a signal
in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.
Copy !req
1663. We don't know what it is,
Copy !req
1664. but we're not gonna wait for it
to invade our home.
Copy !req
1665. Copy, Commander. You can count on us.
Copy !req
1666. Buzz Light year mission log,
stardate 4071.
Copy !req
1667. As members of the elite
Universe Protection Unit
Copy !req
1668. of the Space Ranger Corps,
Copy !req
1669. we've been charged to protect the galaxy
from the threat of invasion
Copy !req
1670. from any sworn enemies
of the Galactic Alliance.
Copy !req
1671. Okay, everyone. Make sure
you're securely fastened.
Copy !req
1672. Do we have everything?
Copy !req
1673. Munitions?
- Check.
Copy !req
1674. - Sustenance?
- I brought sandwiches.
Copy !req
1675. And your tummy will be okay?
Copy !req
1676. - Au set.
- All right.
Copy !req
1677. Am I forgetting anything?
Copy !req
1678. I think we're ready.
Copy !req
1679. I.V.A. N.: Hello.
Copy !req
1680. I am your Internal
Voice-Activated Navigator.
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1681. Good to have you back, I.V.A.N.
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1682. Captain Light year,
ready for launch.
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1683. —Sox?
Meow?
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1684. Beep, beep, beep, beep.
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1685. - Ch-chk!
- I. V.A.N.,
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1686. - initiate hyper launch.
- MO: Hmm. Ha-ha!
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1687. I.V.A.N.: Certainly.
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1688. All right, space rangers. Here we go.
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1689. To infinity...
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1690. And beyond. (MIMICS EXPLOSION)
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1691. (LAUGHS) Laser-shield.
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1692. Now, should you prefer
a more scenic route,
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1693. you'll want to head south
past the Bromide Swamps,
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1694. a breathtaking sight, or so I am told.
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1695. But, if you're in a hurry,
this would be your most direct route.
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1696. Any questions?
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1697. Hello?
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