1. Buzz Lightyear mission log,
stardate 3901.
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2. Sensors have detected potential life forms...
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3. on an uncharted planet.
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4. So, we're making a detour to investigate.
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5. Space rangers
will make initial evaluation...
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6. then assess whether it's worth
waking the science crew...
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7. from their hyper sleep.
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8. While the ERIC takes core samples...
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9. I will explore further the oddities
of this strange planet.
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10. Terrain seems a bit unstable.
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11. No readout yet if the air is breathable.
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12. There seems to be
no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
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13. - Who are you talking to?
- No one.
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14. You were narrating again.
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15. I was not. Just doing the mission log.
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16. You do know no one ever listens to those.
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17. I know that. Narrating helps me focus.
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18. - Stay sharp.
- Yeah.
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19. Well, if it bothers you,
Commander Hawthorne...
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20. I'm happy to wait back on the turnip.
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21. Please don't call it the turnip.
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22. But the ship looks like a root vegetable.
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23. Yes. You made that very clear
at the design review.
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24. How long have you known that I narrate?
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25. Forever. Since you and I were cadets.
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26. Speaking of, you forgot to
take the rookie with you.
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27. Commander Hawthorne,
you know how I feel about rookies.
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28. The same way I feel about autopilots.
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29. "How may I assist you?
Is there anything I can do, sir?"
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30. They don't help.
They just overcomplicate things.
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31. I'm better off just doing the job myself.
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32. Which is why I brought the rookie.
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33. Hello.
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34. - No.
- Buzz, protocol requires we bring him along.
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35. - He's gonna have sad eyes.
- Buzz.
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36. You know I can't deal with sad eyes.
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37. - Look at the rookie, Buzz.
- Nope.
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38. - Look at the... Look...
- No... No.
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39. - Lightyear.
- No.
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40. - Look at him.
- Not looking.
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41. - Look.
- No.
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42. - Look, look, look. Look at the rookie.
- No, no, no.
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43. All right. All right. You win.
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44. Look, Feather... Featherings... Feather...
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45. It's Featheringhamstan, sir.
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46. Look, rookie. First, you will not speak
unless spoken to.
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47. - Yes, sir.
- Still talking.
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48. Second, respect the suit.
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49. This suit means something.
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50. It's not just protecting your body.
It's protecting the universe.
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51. This suit is a promise to the world that you
and you alone will do one thing above all.
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52. Finish the mission, no matter the cost.
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53. You will never quit, whatever the galaxy
may throw your way.
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54. Will you please turn that off!
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55. It's just too easy.
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56. You're mocking me, aren't you?
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57. Yeah, but in a supportive way.
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58. Look, what I'm trying to say, Commander,
is that you and I have this job down.
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59. - Sir.
- Still talking.
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60. At any moment I know what you're thinking,
I know where you're gonna be.
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61. But this guy, I don't know.
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62. Where'd he go?
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63. You see,
this is exactly what I'm talking about.
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64. He's not helping. He's wandered off.
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65. Vines!
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66. Bugs!
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67. The ship. It's sinking.
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68. Everyone, back to the turnip!
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69. Oh, so now it's the turnip.
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70. Engage stealth mode.
It should buy us enough time.
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71. We're not gonna make it.
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72. Almost there!
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73. Okay, plan B. Ready?
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74. Go!
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75. - Blast!
- Here. I can reroute it.
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76. Just gimme a minute.
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77. Where is the...
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78. Help!
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79. Rookie.
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80. Help me!
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81. Buzz Lightyear mission log.
Planet clearly uninhabitable.
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82. In fact, outright hostile.
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83. Sentient foliage have apprehended
Cadet Furth-Feathering...
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84. Featheringston... Feather...
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85. They got the rookie, who I strongly suggested
should not have joined in the first...
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86. Blast.
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87. - Buzz!
- Now!
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88. Move it, ranger!
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89. Making our way back to the ship.
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90. Come on, Buzz!
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91. Hurry!
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92. I'll go to the engine room.
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93. - I'll take the helm.
- And I will...
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94. Do nothing. I've got this.
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95. How may I assist you?
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96. Autopilots.
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97. - Is there anything I can do, sir?
- No and no!
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98. This is not a simulation.
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99. Commander, status!
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100. Fuel engaged.
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101. All systems go.
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102. Warning. Launch trajectory unsound.
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103. Come on. Come on.
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104. Collision imminent.
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105. Abort. Abort. Abort...
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106. Captain Lightyear, do you need my help?
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107. - Negative.
- Are you sure?
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108. I'm Buzz Lightyear. I'm always sure.
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109. It's bad, Buzz.
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110. Our hyper-speed crystal
was totally destroyed.
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111. Long story short. We're marooned.
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112. I don't know.
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113. What are you doing?
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114. I'm court-martialing myself.
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115. No, you're not.
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116. Commander Hawthorne, I hereby relieve myself
of all space ranger duties.
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117. This was my fault,
and these people deserve better.
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118. You can throw me in the brig.
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119. Finish the mission, Buzz.
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120. That's what we do.
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121. We're not done until everyone gets home.
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122. But we have no fuel crystal.
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123. So we mine the resources on this planet.
Create a new crystal.
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124. Crystallic fusion is highly unstable.
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125. Then we test it.
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126. No. It's too dangerous.
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127. Manufacturing a crystal
capable of hyper speed...
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128. is like trying to lasso the sun.
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129. And then someone would need
to attach that sun to a ship...
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130. and then that ship needs someone to fly it
without blowing themselves into oblivion.
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131. Who in their right mind would...
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132. Oh...
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133. Buzz Lightyear mission log, stardate 3902.
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134. After a full year of being marooned...
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135. our specialized crew have put this planet's
vast resources to incredible use.
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136. Finally, our first hyper-speed test flight
is a go.
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137. Ready, Captain Lightyear?
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138. Ready as I'll ever be, Commander Hawthorne.
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139. To infinity.
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140. And beyond.
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141. - Buzz!
- We got a breach in the perimeter.
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142. Come on, I just...
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143. Captain Lightyear!
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144. Airman Díaz.
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145. Boy, the vines are
a little feisty today, huh?
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146. Are we ready to launch?
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147. We're all ready if you are, sir.
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148. A year of work for a four-minute flight.
Isn't that something?
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149. Sure is.
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150. Well, let's go find out
if this new hyper-speed fuel is stable.
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151. So I can get us off this rock.
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152. Almost forgot. Here's your I.V.A.N., sir.
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153. Fully loaded.
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154. Autopilots.
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155. And here of course is the XL-01.
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156. Pretty sweet ride.
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157. Now let's get you that fuel crystal.
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158. Good morning, Captain Lightyear.
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159. Here is your specially formulated
fuel mixture.
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160. So this is the fuel
that's gonna reach hyper speed?
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161. It has an 87.6% chance.
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162. I'll take those odds.
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163. Good luck, Captain.
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164. We're all counting on you...
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165. Airman.
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166. XL-01 to mission control. Do you copy?
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167. Copy XL-01.
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168. I'm gonna grant you four minutes
to be off-planet...
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169. but then you come right back to us.
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170. That's an order.
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171. Roger that.
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172. Hyper speed, here I come.
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173. T minus ten...
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174. nine...
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175. eight, seven...
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176. six...
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177. five, four...
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178. three, two...
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179. one. Launch.
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180. I.V.A.N., pull up the flight plan, please.
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181. Hello.
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182. Autopilots.
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183. Hello, I am your Internal
Voice-Activated Navigator. Call me I.V.A.N.
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184. Ready the flight plan, please, I.V.A.N.
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185. Certainly.
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186. Your mission is to accelerate
through deep space...
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187. slingshot around Alpha T'kani...
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188. then through the deceleration rings
back here to T'kani Prime.
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189. Target flight time, 4 minutes, 28 seconds.
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190. XL-01, you are clear for hyper launch.
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191. Copy, Control. Initiating hyper launch.
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192. Approaching 50% hyper speed.
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193. Fuel stable.
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194. Increasing speed to 0.6c.
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195. 60% hyper speed.
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196. Increasing speed to 0.7c.
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197. 70% hyper speed.
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198. Fuel stable.
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199. Approaching 0.8c.
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200. Pushing to hyper speed.
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201. Failure in engine one.
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202. Fuel cell unstable.
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203. I.V.A.N., status.
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204. Trajectory error, plus four degrees.
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205. Failure to course correct
will result in missing the rings.
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206. We'll fly off into deep space...
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207. resulting in certain death.
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208. Yes, thank you.
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209. Ejection is your only option.
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210. No, no. I can do it.
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211. Warning.
You have 26 seconds to course correct.
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212. You now have 25 seconds to course correct.
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213. - You now have...
- Stop counting, please.
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214. I'm sorry. My safety protocols prohibit me
from terminating countdown.
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215. Autopilots.
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216. Mission failure imminent,
please record your last words.
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217. Not today, I.V.A.N.
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218. Not today, I.V.A.N.
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219. If you are satisfied with this recording,
speak or select one.
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220. I.V.A.N., push the engines all the way.
Maximum power.
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221. That action is inadvisable.
Fuel cell detonation...
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222. Is exactly what I'm counting on.
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223. Situation critical.
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224. Fuel cell approaching peak capacity.
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225. Open the fuel door, I.V.A.N.
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226. I'm sorry. I didn't quite catch that.
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227. - Please restate your command.
- Open fuel door!
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228. Detonation in five...
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229. four...
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230. three...
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231. two...
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232. - one.
- Now!
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233. Course corrected.
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234. You failed to reach hyper speed.
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235. Didn't need to hear that, I.V.A.N.
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236. You didn't hear that.
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237. I'm sorry. I'll repeat.
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238. - No. I heard. I meant I didn't need to...
- You failed to reach hyper speed.
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239. - Thank you, I.V.A.N.
- You failed...
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240. Commander, are you okay?
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241. Díaz, you grew a beard.
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242. How did you grow a beard?
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243. Oh, right.
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244. First off, welcome back.
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245. Secondly...
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246. Wait.
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247. Wait, what is this?
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248. How long was I gone?
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249. Four years, two months, and three days.
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250. What?
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251. Thought we'd lost you, Buzz.
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252. Alisha, what happened?
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253. - Time dilation.
- What?
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254. Time dilation is quite simple.
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255. As you approached hyper speed,
your time slowed relative to our own.
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256. So, during your mission,
you aged only minutes...
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257. while the rest of us have aged years.
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258. Simply put, the faster you fly...
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259. The faster I fly,
the further into the future I travel.
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260. I get it.
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261. So, what are we gonna do now?
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262. I don't know.
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263. But I think we should hold off
on any more test flights...
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264. until we figure out something else.
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265. Commander, we said finish the mission.
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266. That's what space rangers do.
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267. At what cost, Buzz?
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268. Are you willing to lose another four years?
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269. So, everyone's just stuck here...
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270. because of me.
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271. Hey. You all right?
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272. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm fine.
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273. Wait, what's that?
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274. Oh. I got engaged.
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275. Wow. That's great. What's her name?
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276. Kiko. She's one of the science crew.
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277. It's funny. I never would have met her
if we hadn't been stranded.
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278. You got engaged to someone you just met?
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279. Buzz, I met her three years ago.
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280. Oh, right. Right.
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281. Well, congratulations. I'd love to meet her.
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282. Well, there's plenty of time for that.
Get some rest.
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283. That's an order.
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284. Hello, Buzz!
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285. I am Sox. Your personal companion robot.
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286. My what?
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287. I was issued by Star Command...
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288. to ease your emotional transition
after your time away.
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289. Well, that's very considerate of you,
robot feline.
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290. But no, thank you.
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291. I'm afraid it's protocol.
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292. Sensors indicate
you've missed four birthdays.
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293. Would you like a frosted snack cake
to celebrate?
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294. Negative.
That would compromise my nutritional regimen.
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295. We can talk about your feelings.
I am an excellent listener.
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296. No, no. Look, I've had a very long... day?
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297. It did not go as planned.
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298. The mission was unsuccessful?
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299. Affirmative.
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300. Oh, no. I am so sorry to hear that.
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301. Thank you, Sox.
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302. You're welcome, Buzz.
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303. Shall we play a game?
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304. - No, thank you.
- Are you sure?
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305. I can create a game specifically for you
based on your exact personality profile.
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306. Hey, listen. Sox, buddy, I'm pretty tired...
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307. so I'm gonna go ahead and hit the rack.
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308. Of course.
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309. I can provide sleep sounds, if you like.
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310. I have several options.
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311. Summer night, ocean paradise, whale calls?
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312. No, no. White noise is fine.
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313. Very well.
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314. - Good night, Sox.
- Good night, Buzz.
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315. Pull up. Pull up.
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316. Pull up. Pull up.
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317. Captain Lightyear, do you need my help?
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318. No. I can do it.
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319. Buzz, are you sure?
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320. I'm afraid it's protocol.
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321. I can do it!
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322. I can do it.
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323. Sensors indicate you had a nightmare.
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324. - Would you like to talk about it?
- Negative.
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325. Okay. But remember,
my mission is to help you.
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326. And I'm not giving up on my mission.
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327. Yeah?
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328. Yeah.
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329. You know what, Sox?
I'm not giving up on my mission either.
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330. Great! So, what can I do?
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331. Well, why don't you engage
with your mouse buddy.
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332. Is there anything more challenging?
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333. You want a challenge? Okay.
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334. I guess you could work
on this fuel stability thing.
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335. Crystallic fusion. Of course.
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336. When should I expect you back?
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337. About four years.
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338. Hold on. You don't have to do this.
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339. Commander, this is my mistake.
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340. I need to make it right.
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341. Okay. But maybe we should think about this.
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342. Think about what?
Come on, we're space rangers.
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343. We finish the mission.
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344. Well, it would be nice
to wear the suit again.
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345. People are starting to forget
space rangers ever mattered.
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346. Well, I'm about to fix that.
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347. To infinity.
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348. And beyond.
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349. Hi, Buzz.
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350. You'll be back here in a year or two...
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351. and, well, I won't.
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352. I don't know when it happened...
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353. but I seem to have gone and gotten very old.
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354. I always thought we'd get
to be space rangers again.
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355. I miss being out among the stars.
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356. All the adventures.
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357. But more than any of that...
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358. I missed you.
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359. Hi, Grandma.
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360. Hey, sweetheart.
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361. I'm leaving a message for my friend Buzz.
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362. The space ranger?
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363. That's right.
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364. He's in space right now.
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365. Wow.
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366. This is my granddaughter, Izzy.
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367. I'm gonna be a space ranger too.
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368. Just like him?
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369. Just like you.
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370. Goodbye, Buzz.
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371. I'm sorry I won't be there
to see you finish the mission.
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372. To infinity.
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373. And beyond.
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374. Knock-knock. Sorry to interrupt.
I'm just movin' into my new...
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375. Look at that!
The actual Buzz Lightyear in the flesh.
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376. Affirmative.
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377. Commander Cal Burnside.
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378. I was a big fan of yours when I was a kid.
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379. Well, then I look forward to working
with you to finally get us outta here.
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380. Oh, did no one tell you?
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381. Tell me what?
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382. Yeah.
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383. That was the last mission, Buzz.
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384. What?
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385. We've decided we're gonna go ahead
and stay right here.
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386. Wait, here? Negative.
That is not a viable option.
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387. It is now. See, we're building this.
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388. Laser-shield!
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389. It'll keep all the critters out.
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390. And we'll just tuck right in here
and make do with what we've got.
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391. Make do? No, wait, wait,
but you don't understand, Commander.
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392. I can still do it.
I can get us outta here.
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393. Man, it's great you still believe that.
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394. But we're good, Buzz.
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395. Got the laser-shield.
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396. Oh. Hello, Buzz.
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397. Buzz?
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398. Oh, well, I've got some good news, Buzz.
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399. I figured out the fuel problem.
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400. What?
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401. It was an interesting combination.
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402. Just the slightest variance,
but it made all the difference.
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403. Sox, how did you do this?
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404. It took me 62 years, 7 months, and 5 days.
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405. And it's stable?
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406. Theoretically.
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407. I look forward to finding out
on your next mission.
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408. Yeah...
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409. What?
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410. Evening, Captain.
We're here to pick up your companion robot.
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411. What do you mean?
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412. Security purposes. You understand.
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413. No, actually, I don't.
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414. Shutting down the program,
so we have to decommission your cat.
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415. It'll just take a second.
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416. Now, hold on. Just...
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417. At least let me do it.
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418. What?
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419. Buzz. Where are we going?
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420. We're going to space.
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421. What?
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422. Buzz Lightyear mission log, stardate...
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423. I have no idea.
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424. In possession of stable fuel formula.
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425. I plan to reach hyper speed and this time,
finally finish the mission.
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426. Who you talking to?
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427. Doesn't matter.
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428. My programming compels me to notify
Star Command that you have gone...
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429. Star Command was gonna decommission you.
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430. - What?
- That's right.
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431. Lights out. No more Sox.
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432. Hey! You're not authorized
to be in this area...
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433. Whoa, I didn't know you could do that.
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434. Wait a minute, was that for me?
In case I got out of line?
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435. I bought you five minutes.
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436. - All right, Sox. Give me the first one.
- Roger.
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437. Okay. Here goes.
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438. Whoa.
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439. The formula!
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440. Tango to base. Tango to base.
Security breach in the launch bay.
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441. Blast.
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442. We have a guard down.
Repeat, we have a guard down.
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443. Okay.
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444. Hello.
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445. - I'm your Internal Voice-Activated Navigator.
- No! I.V.A.N.! No.
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446. - You hear that?
- Call me I.V.A.N.
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447. Mission control,
activity detected in the XL-15.
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448. Investigating.
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449. Roger that.
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450. XL-15, this is control.
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451. Is there someone in there?
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452. - Say something.
- XL-15...
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453. please respond.
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454. Copy, control. Just the cleaning crew.
Cleaning crew.
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455. We're cleaning the cockpit.
Cleaning items in here?
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456. Commander, did we authorize
a cockpit cleaning for the XL-15?
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457. What? No.
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458. - Stop! Stop! Come back!
- Hey! Wait!
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459. XL-15, you are in violation
of Star Command protocol.
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460. Cease your actions immediately.
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461. Open this hatch!
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462. Commander, it's Captain Lightyear.
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463. Wait, what? Lightyear?
Well, get him outta there!
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464. Stop right now
and put your hands over your head!
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465. Backup.
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466. - We need backup.
- Get the Zap Patrol.
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467. All right, team. Let's go.
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468. Override the silo doors.
He isn't going anywhere.
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469. Blast.
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470. Unauthorized. Unauthorized.
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471. - Unauthorized. Unauthorized.
- Just, come on, we're sitting ducks here!
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472. Allow me.
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473. - Wait. What's happening?
- He overrode my override.
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474. How?
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475. Lightyear! Lightyear!
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476. I know you can hear me.
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477. Return the ship to base right now...
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478. or so help me...
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479. Sox, let's break this hyper-speed barrier
and get everyone home.
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480. Approaching 70% hyper speed.
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481. Approaching 80% hyper speed.
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482. Fuel stable.
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483. 90% hyper speed.
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484. 100% hyper speed.
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485. Congratulations, Captain Lightyear.
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486. You have achieved hyper speed.
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487. We did it. Sox, we did it!
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488. Congratulations, Buzz.
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489. That was utterly terrifying,
and I regret having joined you.
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490. No, no, no.
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491. What is it, Buzz?
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492. Our velocity is still extremely high.
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493. What? What? Oh, no!
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494. Are we going to crash?
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495. No.
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496. Well, technically, yes. Just hang on.
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497. After all these years. Thank you, Sox.
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498. Mission log, supplemental.
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499. After borrowing a ship from Star Command,
I've achieved hyper speed.
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500. And I'm ready to finally leave this planet
once and for all.
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501. Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.
Come in, Star Command.
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502. Star Command, come in.
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503. Why don't they answer?
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504. Hey, hey!
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505. The robots.
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506. The what?
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507. The robots.
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508. Wait, what's it doing?
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509. B-Zurg.
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510. - My ship!
- Be quiet.
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511. Where'd it go?
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512. Up there.
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513. Where is the pilot?
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514. What is that? What is going on?
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515. Get down.
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516. Shoot! Come on.
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517. They must've seen your ship land, too.
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518. - Who?
- The robots.
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519. Why are there robots?
Where did the robots come from?
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520. Where did you come from?
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521. I came from here.
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522. Here? Wait.
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523. Buzz?
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524. Alisha?
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525. Oh, no, that's my grandmother.
I'm Izzy.
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526. Izzy?
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527. But you were just a little...
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528. Sox, how long were we gone?
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529. Meow, meow, meow.
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530. 22 years, 19 weeks, and 4 days.
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531. Whoa.
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532. Wait.
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533. Come on.
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534. In here.
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535. Thought I heard one.
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536. - A robot?
- Yeah.
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537. Impressive.
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538. Well, I am a Hawthorne.
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539. You sure are.
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540. You know, your grandma and I could
practically finish each other's sentences.
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541. If you're anything like her,
you and I are gonna make...
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542. - a great team.
- ... some robots cry.
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543. Okay...
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544. So, get me up to speed on this.
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545. Right. The Zurg ship showed up
about a week ago.
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546. What's a Zurg?
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547. Oh, well, that's the only thing the robots
say, so that's what we call the big ship.
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548. The Zurg ship arrived, the robots
surrounded the base, and then, well...
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549. Citizens of T'kani Prime,
robot aliens have attacked.
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550. Everyone, inside the perimeter.
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551. Look out!
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552. We are activating the laser-shield
immediately.
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553. And that's the last we heard.
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554. All those people, they were counting on me...
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555. and now they're trapped.
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556. We've tried to reach them,
but there's no communication in or out.
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557. Sox?
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558. Meow, meow, meow. She's correct.
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559. Did you just check me against your cat?
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560. Well, he's not your standard issue feline.
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561. Actually, Sox was
a gift from your grandmother.
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562. - Hello, Izzy.
- Hello, Sox.
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563. Hey, what's that noise?
Come on, don't break my cat.
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564. He's purring. He likes it.
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565. Sox, do you like that?
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566. I do.
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567. Well, I hope you're ready for action.
Because all we needed was a pilot.
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568. For what?
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569. I have a plan, and I have a team.
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570. Come on!
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571. All right, team. Fall in.
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572. Whoa.
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573. I found a pilot.
Operation Surprise Party is a go!
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574. I like this. An elite squad.
Best of the best.
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575. You know, her grandmother was the greatest
space ranger in the history of the corps.
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576. It'll be an honor to work with you.
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577. Come on, gather 'round, team.
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578. Let's review our objectives.
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579. Kill the robots.
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580. And don't die.
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581. "Don't die" is just something
you wanna do every day.
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582. It's still an objective.
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583. If I may, we have one objective.
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584. We need to put this crystal in the turnip
and get outta here.
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585. So, to do that, we have to get onto the base.
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586. To do that, we have to kill all the robots.
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587. To do that,
we have to destroy the Zurg ship.
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588. And to do any of that, we have to not die.
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589. Allow me to explain Operation Surprise Party.
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590. It's a variation on Operation Thunder Spear.
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591. Didn't you get a medal for that one?
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592. Two, actually, but...
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593. Wait, how do you know
about Operation Thunder Spear?
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594. I've read all my grandma's space ranger books
from cover to cover.
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595. Twice.
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596. Excuse me, robot kitty-cat.
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597. Oh, sorry.
Copy !req
598. Sensors have indicated that the Zurg ship
powers the robots on the ground.
Copy !req
599. So, we fly up there, we blow up the ship.
And surprise, robots!
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600. You're toast.
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601. Then, we put your crystal in the turnip...
Copy !req
602. And finish the mission.
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603. It's a good plan. To infinity.
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604. Are you trying to get me to pull your finger?
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605. Don't fall for it.
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606. No, not like that, it was...
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607. Sorry, it's a thing your grandma and I
used to do.
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608. Ew.
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609. I... We would never... She didn't mean to...
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610. Anyway, forget it. Moving on.
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611. Let's load these munitions into the Armadillo
and steel ourselves for combat.
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612. Operation Surprise Party is on!
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613. Buzz, do you hear that?
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614. I hear something.
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615. You think it's a robot?
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616. Nah, we've never seen a robot
this far from the base.
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617. I don't hear anything.
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618. Oh. Now I do!
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619. Don't worry, we got you!
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620. What?
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621. Fear not! The junior patrol has your back.
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622. The junior what?
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623. No! The ship!
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624. Did I get it?
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625. Pretty close.
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626. Sorry, I'm not trained with this weapon.
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627. Let me reload it.
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628. Not trained? Wait,
what do you mean, you're not trained?
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629. You there! Grab it! Grab it!
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630. Grab what? Oh.
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631. I'm not allowed to handle weapons.
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632. Be a violation of my parole.
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633. Parole?
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634. Buzz!
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635. Izzy! Now!
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636. No!
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637. Okay, new plan.
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638. New plan? What was the old plan?
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639. I need the...
Has anyone seen the harpoons?
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640. They came preloaded with a harpoon,
but I can't find...
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641. Oh, no, here, I found them.
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642. Don't worry, I found the harpoons,
I'm gonna reload it now. Check this out.
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643. Did I get it?
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644. A little to the left.
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645. What?
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646. Did I get it?
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647. You got it!
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648. Yes!
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649. Boom!
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650. Okay, okay... What exactly... How did that...
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651. Who are you?
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652. We're the junior patrol at your service.
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653. Right. I'm gonna need more information.
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654. We're a volunteer team
of self-motivated cadets.
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655. We train one weekend a month
here at the outpost.
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656. Mo and Darby and I were
the first to arrive last weekend...
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657. when the robots showed up.
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658. So, we cooked up Operation Surprise Party.
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659. So you're rookies?
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660. Oh, boy. We'd love to be rookies.
Still building up to that.
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661. Okay. Do you have munitions training?
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662. - Partial.
- Tactical engagement?
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663. - Pending.
- Combat experience?
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664. Yes! If you count the robot situation
we just went through.
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665. Okay. Come on, Sox.
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666. What are you doing?
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667. Look, you seem like nice people. I'm
very supportive of your training initiatives.
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668. But I'm gonna go ahead and take it from here.
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669. We just saved you from that robot.
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670. - Excuse me?
- Mo made the kill shot.
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671. Mo got lucky.
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672. Very.
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673. So, if you could just point me
in the direction of another ship...
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674. There are operational spacecraft
at the abandoned storage depot.
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675. Great. Where's that?
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676. The storage depot is directly adjacent
to the Resource Reconstituting Center...
Copy !req
677. which is 4.2 kilometers
from your current location.
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678. Great. Where's that?
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679. It's actually quite simple.
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680. Okay...
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681. You will first head south,
towards the base.
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682. After two stoplights, you will...
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683. Wait. That is not right.
That is a dead end.
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684. Oh, I see.
I was in the wrong spot.
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685. Apologies. I will start over.
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686. You will first head south, towards the base.
After two stoplights...
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687. you'll take a gentle left, and...
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688. Shoot. I have made another error.
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689. We'll just show you.
Copy !req
690. Allow me to restart.
You will first head south, towards the base.
Copy !req
691. After two stoplights,
you'll take a hard right.
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692. Buzz Lightyear supplemental mission log.
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693. Having finally achieved hyper speed,
I now have an additional obstacle in my way.
Copy !req
694. In order to flee this planet, I'll have
to destroy a massive alien ship alone...
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695. with no assistance of any kind.
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696. You know, we could help you.
It is our plan.
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697. I can't allow that.
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698. Star Command code 2709.3...
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699. forbids me from placing unqualified personnel
in harm's way.
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700. Okay. But I'm a Hawthorne.
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701. It's more than just a name, Izzy.
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702. You have to know exactly...
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703. - how to react in every situation.
- ... know what you're gonna say next.
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704. Thought I had that one.
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705. Okay.
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706. And you, you're in a correctional situation
of some kind?
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707. Parole program.
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708. I do this, and they shave
a little time off my sentence.
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709. But I really learned a lot in there.
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710. Darby can take any three things
and make 'em explode.
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711. Okay.
And what about you?
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712. Me? Oh, well, I thought this was gonna be
like a fun boot camp-workout thing...
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713. but it is not...
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714. so I was actually coming out here
to turn in my stuff...
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715. He's a quitter.
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716. I'm not a quitter.
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717. You were quitting.
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718. What are you talking about?
I was just going in a different direction...
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719. Yeah, the direction of a quitter.
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720. You know what? I give up.
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721. - See?
- On your right.
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722. Now where was I?
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723. Here we are.
Let me back up.
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724. Hey, keep workin' on your skills.
It's the only way to get better.
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725. We can help you.
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726. And I appreciate that.
Just go back to your training facility.
Copy !req
727. Stay alert, stay safe.
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728. I'm gonna commandeer this P-32 Armadillo
and go blow up the Zurg ship.
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729. So, this is just goodbye?
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730. Affirmative. Goodbye.
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731. Sorry, I forgot my cat.
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732. Life forms detected.
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733. What are they?
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734. Giant insectoid organisms.
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735. This building appears to be
some sort of hive.
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736. Are they a threat?
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737. Sensors indicate they are hibernating.
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738. Very good.
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739. Oh, look.
Copy !req
740. It's the XL-01.
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741. It's been a long time since...
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742. Whoa!
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743. What is it?
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744. Come on. I'll show you.
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745. Finally.
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746. Sorry to interrupt.
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747. Looks like you were having
a real nice moment.
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748. What are you doing here?
It's not safe.
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749. You took the keys to our truck.
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750. Oh, there they are.
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751. Come on, come on.
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752. - Quiet.
- I'm trying!
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753. Got it.
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754. - Somebody get the...
- Get the door!
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755. You were gonna say "Get the door,"
and I got the door.
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756. Well, I'm gonna be blunt here.
I wish that hadn't happened.
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757. So do the rest of us.
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758. Everyone grab a weapon.
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759. Boy, I'd love to, but my parole...
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760. As a Star Command officer,
I grant you emergency authority.
Copy !req
761. We're going to blast our way outta here.
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762. Now we're talkin'!
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763. Buzz, the probability of surviving
a frontal attack is 38.2%.
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764. Seems a bit low.
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765. What about stealth mode?
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766. How do you know about stealth mode?
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767. Grandma and I used to play stealth mode
all the time.
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768. It was like hide-and-seek.
But with a twist.
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769. Okay, well, it's actually good thinking.
I'll use stealth mode to disorient them.
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770. Or, and stick with me here...
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771. we could all use stealth mode
and just walk right out.
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772. You mean you would wear space ranger suits?
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773. This one already has my name on it.
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774. Okay.
Copy !req
775. Let's review.
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776. I'm going...
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777. That way.
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778. And you're going...
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779. That way.
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780. Okay. Very good.
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781. Check it out. I'm Feathers... Feathering...
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782. Oh, look. A pen. Cool.
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783. - Does yours have a pen?
- Okay. Pay attention.
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784. Stealth mode is fairly simple.
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785. There are just two parts.
You press the button...
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786. - Is it this button?
- I will tell you which button.
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787. - What about this button?
- I'm sorry.
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788. We're not gonna have time
to go over all the buttons.
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789. Okay, forget the button.
What about this thing?
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790. - It's more of a pull...
- No! No, no!
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791. That's the Surrender String.
You never pull that.
Copy !req
792. There is no more shameful maneuver
for a space ranger.
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793. Excuse me.
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794. Did I miss which button
is the stealth mode button?
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795. It's this button.
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796. Not yet.
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797. You push this button,
then you go out the front door...
Copy !req
798. and I'll go blow up the Zurg ship.
Copy !req
799. - Ready?
- Ready.
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800. No, wait. Not ready. Hang on.
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801. Okay. Got 'em.
That would've been embarrassing.
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802. Okay.
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803. Goodbye again.
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804. Sox, you're inhibiting my visual.
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805. Oh, sorry. Is this better?
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806. - Negative.
- Okay. How about this?
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807. How about this?
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808. Okay. Here we go.
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809. Very good.
Stealth mode working as planned.
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810. This is pretty cool.
These dumb bugs can't even see us.
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811. Hey, bug. Hey, bug, bug!
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812. I'm right here, bug. Can't you see me?
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813. He can't. He can't see me at all.
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814. And time has elapsed.
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815. Wait, the timer.
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816. They don't know about the timer.
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817. You can't see me.
Copy !req
818. Wait. I can see you.
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819. I can see you too.
Copy !req
820. The bugs can see us.
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821. No, no, no, no. I surrender!
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822. Back! Get back!
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823. This isn't working.
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824. You have to keep going.
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825. We have to turn around.
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826. They're headed right for us.
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827. No, no, do not approach the vehicle.
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828. All right!
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829. - Way to adapt, team.
- Get it up here.
Copy !req
830. Why are you congratulating yourselves?
Copy !req
831. Because I just Hawthorned us
right outta that situation.
Copy !req
832. - But you could've made it if...
- If you had told us stealth mode wears off.
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833. Well...
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834. Okay, everyone just strap in.
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835. Hello, I am your...
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836. Hold on.
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837. Are we going to space?
Copy !req
838. No, I'm going to drop you somewhere.
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839. That was a big swirly-do.
I think I need a bag.
Copy !req
840. No, no, do not vomit inside the vehicle.
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841. I can see stars. That is space.
Copy !req
842. What is happening right now?
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843. She's afraid of space.
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844. - What?
- She should be. It's horrible.
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845. Izzy, remember your exercises.
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846. - It's coming.
- No, no, no.
Copy !req
847. Engage your helmet.
That'll catch it.
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848. - Buzz? We got a ship!
- Izzy, I'm trying to...
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849. I can't see anything.
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850. Oh, no! The dark side of the planet.
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851. Over there! 10 o'clock!
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852. Hold on. This isn't gonna be pretty.
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853. Is everyone okay?
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854. I think so.
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855. Sox, get me a damage report.
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856. One moment, please.
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857. Okay. This is better.
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858. This is better?
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859. No, obviously this is worse overall.
I just meant, you know...
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860. How are you afraid of space?
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861. It's pretty easy.
Copy !req
862. Did you know if you let go out there,
you just keep goin' in the same direction?
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863. Forever. Just...
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864. Well, then how were you gonna blow up
the Zurg ship?
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865. Oh, I woulda been ground support.
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866. I know, Grandma wasn't afraid of space.
Copy !req
867. No, because she was a space ranger.
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868. Astrophobia is an automatic disqualification.
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869. What was that thing?
Copy !req
870. - I don't know.
- Well, is it gonna come back?
Copy !req
871. I don't know.
Copy !req
872. But how did it...
Okay, you don't know.
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873. I was done. I finally had the crystal.
This was supposed to be over.
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874. But who am I kidding?
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875. I don't need a crystal.
I need a time machine to get outta this mess.
Copy !req
876. Assessment complete.
Copy !req
877. How bad is it?
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878. The blast was absorbed by the heat shield
and only caused a minor electrical short.
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879. Okay.
Copy !req
880. So, in order to be flight operational...
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881. the Armadillo will require
a material of specialized capacitance.
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882. Oh, like an electrical thingy.
Copy !req
883. How do you know that?
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884. We learned this.
Copy !req
885. Specialized capacitance? Remember,
we built those field radios last month?
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886. Oh, yeah. That was fun.
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887. Yeah, except Darby messed hers up.
Copy !req
888. I'm gonna mess you up.
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889. Please. I'm trying to think here.
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890. I messed mine up, but then I fixed it.
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891. Yeah, but you broke that computer console.
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892. I needed that little coil for its...
What was it?
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893. Specialized capacitance...
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894. Hey, honestly,
there is a lot of room out here.
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895. If you guys wanna reminisce,
you could go over there.
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896. Or, look, there's no one trying
to think over there.
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897. We can go up there.
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898. Fine. Perfect.
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899. Yes.
Okay, new plan.
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900. Wait, what?
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901. That mining facility
will have a console, right?
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902. That console will have
a little coil thing, right?
Copy !req
903. And that little coil thing will have the...
Copy !req
904. Specialized capacitance.
Copy !req
905. That we need to fix the ship. Right?
Copy !req
906. She's right.
Copy !req
907. Good job.
Now that's thinking like a Hawthorne.
Copy !req
908. Let's go get that part and get outta here
before that thing finds us again.
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909. Whoa.
Copy !req
910. Over there.
Copy !req
911. Okay, here we go.
Copy !req
912. Buzz Lightyear mission log.
Copy !req
913. In order to repair our ship,
we have to find some way...
Copy !req
914. to get inside the command center and...
Copy !req
915. Nice job, elderly convict.
Copy !req
916. Okay. The activation coil should be in here.
Copy !req
917. Sox?
Copy !req
918. Need a pen?
Copy !req
919. And, got it.
Copy !req
920. Okay, yeah. Another time.
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921. Oh, no.
Copy !req
922. Security measures activated.
Copy !req
923. No! Not this again.
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924. Not what? What is this?
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925. A capture cone. It holds ya
until they come and get ya.
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926. No one's coming to get us.
They're all trapped on the base.
Copy !req
927. So we should just leave, right?
Copy !req
928. We can't just leave.
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929. Sure we can. Take it from me,
you can always just leave.
Copy !req
930. Look. See?
Copy !req
931. Come on!
Copy !req
932. Told you.
Copy !req
933. Now be careful because these things...
Copy !req
934. combine if they touch.
Copy !req
935. All right, sorry.
But maybe if we both try it?
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936. That's not gonna work.
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937. You haven't even tried.
Copy !req
938. No, no, no!
Copy !req
939. Ow, meow!
Copy !req
940. Yeah, that didn't work.
Copy !req
941. - Buzz?
- Whoa, whoa, hold on.
Copy !req
942. I'm no help to anyone
if I'm stuck in there with you.
Copy !req
943. Sox, can you turn these off?
Copy !req
944. I can't reach the controls.
Copy !req
945. Wait, there's a soft spot in the floor here.
Maybe we...
Copy !req
946. That's my foot.
Copy !req
947. - Sorry.
- Hey. Whoa. Watch it!
Copy !req
948. Wait, that's it.
That thing powers these things.
Copy !req
949. - Then let's hit it again.
- Wait, wait, wait.
Copy !req
950. We need the door to be open.
Copy !req
951. So I'll open this,
you slam into the power source...
Copy !req
952. these things will disappear,
and we'll walk right out.
Copy !req
953. - Yes, sir.
- Okay.
Copy !req
954. Ready?
Copy !req
955. Keep trying!
Copy !req
956. We're just not heavy enough.
Copy !req
957. Buzz, we need you.
Copy !req
958. Wait, in there?
Copy !req
959. But if it doesn't work,
I won't be able to save you.
Copy !req
960. You don't need to save us.
You need to join us.
Copy !req
961. Again.
Copy !req
962. Again!
Copy !req
963. Again!
Copy !req
964. No!
Copy !req
965. Go, go!
Copy !req
966. Watch out!
Copy !req
967. Buzz, no!
Copy !req
968. We need the coil.
Copy !req
969. We got you.
Copy !req
970. Oh, look. Snacks.
Copy !req
971. Anyone go for a snack?
Copy !req
972. Here. Let's all recharge a little.
Copy !req
973. Here you go.
Copy !req
974. This is... What... What's...
Copy !req
975. What's happenin' here?
Copy !req
976. Somethin' wrong with your sandwich?
Copy !req
977. Why's the meat on the outside?
Copy !req
978. 'Cause it's a sandwich?
Copy !req
979. No, the bread is supposed to be
on the outside.
Copy !req
980. What, like bread, meat, bread?
Copy !req
981. That's too much bread.
Copy !req
982. Yeah, but this is all wet.
Copy !req
983. Yeah. Juicy fingers.
That's the best part.
Copy !req
984. When's the last time you had a sandwich?
Copy !req
985. I don't know, hundred years ago?
Give or take.
Copy !req
986. This guy. "Bread, meat, bread."
Copy !req
987. It's too much bread.
Copy !req
988. That would just suck all the moisture
out of your mouth.
Copy !req
989. Good one, Darby.
Copy !req
990. Oh, no!
Copy !req
991. Sox!
Copy !req
992. Wake up, Sox.
Copy !req
993. Come on, little buddy.
Come back to me.
Copy !req
994. Please, Sox, I'm sorry.
Copy !req
995. Sox.
Copy !req
996. Hello. I require a reboot.
Copy !req
997. I'm sorry, guys. I almost killed Sox.
Copy !req
998. I almost got us all killed back there.
Copy !req
999. Hey. Listen to me.
It was just a mistake.
Copy !req
1000. Right, Buzz?
Copy !req
1001. Just, you know, try to be a little better.
Copy !req
1002. Listen.
Copy !req
1003. I just...
Copy !req
1004. When I first went to the academy,
I was not, you know, good.
Copy !req
1005. I screwed up. Every day.
Copy !req
1006. I got tangled in the obstacle course...
Copy !req
1007. my hands shook so much
I couldn't hit the target.
Copy !req
1008. Not the bull's-eye, the whole target.
Copy !req
1009. And I was gonna quit after the first week.
Copy !req
1010. It was clear I was not space ranger material.
Copy !req
1011. Really?
Copy !req
1012. Yeah.
Copy !req
1013. But her grandma saw something in me.
Copy !req
1014. So, I started looking for it too.
Copy !req
1015. Recalibrating.
Copy !req
1016. One corrupted file restored.
Copy !req
1017. Hey, he's lighting up.
Copy !req
1018. - Grandma...
- Hello, Sox.
Copy !req
1019. I need you to do me a favor.
Copy !req
1020. I need you to look after my best friend.
His name's Buzz.
Copy !req
1021. He's away right now, but he'll be back soon.
Copy !req
1022. He's a space ranger.
Copy !req
1023. He's going to get us all home.
Get us all home...
Copy !req
1024. What's wrong?
Copy !req
1025. Did you not hear that?
Copy !req
1026. She believed I could fix the mistake I made.
Copy !req
1027. And that belief cost her everything.
Copy !req
1028. Everything? No.
Copy !req
1029. She had Grandma Kiko,
my dad and me, all her friends.
Copy !req
1030. She didn't mean to be here, but she had
a whole life on this planet, Buzz.
Copy !req
1031. All of us have.
Copy !req
1032. Except for you.
Copy !req
1033. We wanted to be space rangers again.
We wanted to matter.
Copy !req
1034. Believe me. She mattered.
Copy !req
1035. You know, it is pretty good this way.
Copy !req
1036. Yeah? Bread, meat, bread.
How long did you do it like that?
Copy !req
1037. Forever.
Copy !req
1038. Fully recharged.
Copy !req
1039. Come on.
Copy !req
1040. Let's go put this part in the ship
and get out of here.
Copy !req
1041. Sox, can you light our way?
Copy !req
1042. Of course.
Copy !req
1043. I see you. I'm gonna get you.
I'm gonna get you.
Copy !req
1044. Ah, I didn't get you.
Copy !req
1045. - Sox?
- Where'd you go? I got you!
Copy !req
1046. - Sox.
- Yeah, sorry.
Copy !req
1047. This is exciting.
Operation Surprise Party, here we come!
Copy !req
1048. Wait, what? Negative.
I can't put you in harm's way like that.
Copy !req
1049. What, are you gonna
do the whole mission alone?
Copy !req
1050. I can do it.
Copy !req
1051. Because you got a Hawthorne right here.
Copy !req
1052. And I appreciate that. Tell you what,
I'll let you know if I need you.
Copy !req
1053. But until then, let's just try to get back
to the Armadillo without any more trouble.
Copy !req
1054. Run!
Copy !req
1055. No!
Copy !req
1056. What?
Copy !req
1057. It's after me. Go back to the ship.
Copy !req
1058. But, Buzz!
Copy !req
1059. Buzz Lightyear mission log.
Copy !req
1060. I'm being pursued by a...
Copy !req
1061. Just a massive robot.
Copy !req
1062. I'm leading it away
while the others escape to the ship.
Copy !req
1063. Buzz.
Copy !req
1064. What? How do you know my name?
Copy !req
1065. Come with me.
Copy !req
1066. What?
Copy !req
1067. This is definitely a violation of my parole.
Copy !req
1068. Come on. Let's get outta here.
Copy !req
1069. Ready yourselves for launch.
Operation Surprise Party is back on.
Copy !req
1070. What? With us?
Copy !req
1071. What, am I gonna do the whole mission alone?
Copy !req
1072. We can't launch yet.
I need five minutes to install the coil.
Copy !req
1073. We can't sit here for five minutes.
Copy !req
1074. The ship still has hover capabilities.
Copy !req
1075. Then let's use 'em.
Copy !req
1076. We might lose 'em in the fire geysers.
Copy !req
1077. Point the way.
You two, blast some robots.
Copy !req
1078. But we haven't even finished
our munitions training.
Copy !req
1079. How hard can it be? Look.
Copy !req
1080. We got these spikey things,
and these ones probably explode.
Copy !req
1081. Just do whatever feels right.
Copy !req
1082. What? What are you gonna do?
Copy !req
1083. I'm gonna dance with Mr. Boom.
Copy !req
1084. Now that's satisfying.
Copy !req
1085. 20% complete.
Copy !req
1086. Out of 100?
Copy !req
1087. They're gaining on us.
Where are those fire geysers?
Copy !req
1088. Dead ahead.
Copy !req
1089. Don't worry, I know every last inch of...
Copy !req
1090. Watch out!
Copy !req
1091. Here. Throw this.
Copy !req
1092. - Wait, wait. Hold on.
- Throw it!
Copy !req
1093. Fire geysers dead ahead!
Copy !req
1094. 50% complete.
Copy !req
1095. Hey! We have explosives back here.
Copy !req
1096. Quick! Give me something.
Copy !req
1097. 90% complete.
Copy !req
1098. Izzy, do you know how to
transfer power on the fly?
Copy !req
1099. I've done it in the simulator.
Copy !req
1100. Well, it's about to get real.
Copy !req
1101. - Do you need my help with anything?
- Absolutely not.
Copy !req
1102. 95% complete.
Copy !req
1103. Ready thrusters. Green button. Middle.
Copy !req
1104. Done.
Copy !req
1105. Remember from training.
Copy !req
1106. You don't pull the trigger,
you squeeze the trigger.
Copy !req
1107. I know.
Copy !req
1108. 99% complete.
Copy !req
1109. - Transfer to oscillating power.
- Oscillating power.
Copy !req
1110. Done.
Copy !req
1111. 100% complete.
Copy !req
1112. Reboot.
Okay, be ready to launch...
Copy !req
1113. - once the fuel cell is...
- Ready launch!
Copy !req
1114. No!
Copy !req
1115. Oh, no.
Copy !req
1116. Blast!
Copy !req
1117. Grab the crystal!
Copy !req
1118. No.
Copy !req
1119. I...
Copy !req
1120. Buzz.
Copy !req
1121. I'm so sorry.
Copy !req
1122. Everything was happenin' so fast, and I...
Copy !req
1123. I just...
Copy !req
1124. I made a mistake.
Copy !req
1125. Yeah.
Copy !req
1126. Okay, but we're not done, right?
Copy !req
1127. We can still do something.
Copy !req
1128. Izzy, look around.
Copy !req
1129. There is nothing to do.
Copy !req
1130. The mission...
Copy !req
1131. It's over.
Copy !req
1132. Buzz.
Copy !req
1133. Buzz!
Copy !req
1134. Where are you going?
Copy !req
1135. I just need to be by myself.
Copy !req
1136. No!
Copy !req
1137. Buzz!
Copy !req
1138. Buzz.
Copy !req
1139. What the...
Copy !req
1140. What is this? Where are we?
Copy !req
1141. Who are you?
Copy !req
1142. Now, that's the question.
Copy !req
1143. You look good, Buzz.
Copy !req
1144. Dad?
Copy !req
1145. Guess again.
Copy !req
1146. Sox?
Copy !req
1147. Hello, Buzz.
Copy !req
1148. I don't understand.
Copy !req
1149. I messed this all up.
Copy !req
1150. Hey. It was just a mistake.
Copy !req
1151. Remember what you told me?
Copy !req
1152. This one's different.
Copy !req
1153. Why?
Copy !req
1154. Because it's mine!
Copy !req
1155. I'm supposed to be as good as my grandma.
Copy !req
1156. I'm supposed to be a Hawthorne.
Copy !req
1157. But I'm not.
Copy !req
1158. Buzz?
Copy !req
1159. Wait a minute. Hold on.
Copy !req
1160. You're not me. I'm me.
Copy !req
1161. Well, you're you now.
Copy !req
1162. But I'm you 50 years from now.
Copy !req
1163. Well, there can't be two mes.
Copy !req
1164. Yet here we both are.
Copy !req
1165. Okay then. If you're me...
Copy !req
1166. I'm thinking of a number
between one and...
Copy !req
1167. Twelve hundred and seventy-three.
Copy !req
1168. Whoa.
Copy !req
1169. Isn't that cute?
Copy !req
1170. Robots can't quite say "Buzz"...
Copy !req
1171. so around here, I'm just Zurg.
Copy !req
1172. And I guess so are you.
Copy !req
1173. How? I don't understand.
Copy !req
1174. Don't worry about it.
None of this is gonna matter.
Copy !req
1175. Buzz.
Copy !req
1176. Yes?
Copy !req
1177. You have to explain it all to him.
Copy !req
1178. You're right.
Copy !req
1179. I'm sorry. It's just exciting.
Copy !req
1180. You're finally here.
Copy !req
1181. See, I reached hyper speed too.
Copy !req
1182. Hyper speed.
Copy !req
1183. Just like you did.
Copy !req
1184. But I wasn't greeted as a hero.
Copy !req
1185. No, that new commander was gonna arrest me
for stealing the XL-15.
Copy !req
1186. I'd found a way to get them home,
and they didn't even care.
Copy !req
1187. So, I escaped.
Copy !req
1188. I went as far as I could as fast as I could.
Copy !req
1189. At that speed for that long,
I travelled centuries.
Copy !req
1190. And I ended up in a future
you wouldn't recognize...
Copy !req
1191. filled with technology you can't imagine.
Copy !req
1192. And that's when it dawned on me.
Copy !req
1193. If we can use this crystal
to go forward in time...
Copy !req
1194. why not use it to go back?
Copy !req
1195. But we can't go back in time.
Copy !req
1196. - We can now.
- What?
Copy !req
1197. Listen, Buzz. I've broken time.
Copy !req
1198. What's happening to you never happened to me.
Copy !req
1199. This is a new now that's never been lived.
Copy !req
1200. You see, we can change things, Buzz.
Copy !req
1201. Well, if we can go back in time,
we can stop ourselves...
Copy !req
1202. from ever landing on that planet.
Copy !req
1203. From ever hitting that mountain.
Copy !req
1204. We can just continue the mission home.
Copy !req
1205. And none of this will have ever happened.
Copy !req
1206. It's a good plan.
Copy !req
1207. And this crystal is the key to it all.
Copy !req
1208. Wait, don't you already have one?
Copy !req
1209. Well, sort of.
Copy !req
1210. See, I wore my crystal out
testing the time travel.
Copy !req
1211. Wore myself out too. It took a while...
Copy !req
1212. Turns out, this isn't an exact science.
Copy !req
1213. This is as far back in time as I could get.
Copy !req
1214. Come on. Help me configure the engine.
Copy !req
1215. It should look familiar.
Copy !req
1216. Wait, is this based on the turnip?
Copy !req
1217. Set it for reverse thrusters, full.
Copy !req
1218. So, we designed all of this?
Copy !req
1219. Oh, no, this is all borrowed.
Copy !req
1220. I just made some modifications.
Copy !req
1221. She'll get to be a space ranger again, Buzz.
Copy !req
1222. Yeah.
Copy !req
1223. Although...
Copy !req
1224. What?
Copy !req
1225. Well, she won't have her family.
Copy !req
1226. She won't have Izzy.
Copy !req
1227. Who's Izzy?
Copy !req
1228. Look, she's not gonna miss anyone if she
never meets them in the first place, right?
Copy !req
1229. The only thing people are gonna know
is that we finished our mission.
Copy !req
1230. Here. Hand me your crystal.
Copy !req
1231. Buzz?
Copy !req
1232. I don't know, maybe...
Copy !req
1233. maybe we should think about this.
Copy !req
1234. Think about what?
Copy !req
1235. Commander Hawthorne believed
we could fix this mistake we made.
Copy !req
1236. And that belief cost her everything.
Copy !req
1237. Oh, no. No, no. We had that all wrong.
Copy !req
1238. She had a whole life down there.
Copy !req
1239. What kind of life?
Copy !req
1240. We're supposed to be space rangers.
Copy !req
1241. We're supposed to matter.
Copy !req
1242. You don't wanna live like this, Buzz.
Copy !req
1243. Waking up with that same nightmare...
Copy !req
1244. haunted by your mistake.
Copy !req
1245. But you can finally let go of that.
Copy !req
1246. Starting right now.
Copy !req
1247. You're right.
Copy !req
1248. I can.
Copy !req
1249. Where you going?
Copy !req
1250. You and me, we're not the same.
Copy !req
1251. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1252. No, Buzz.
Copy !req
1253. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1254. Hey, Cat.
Copy !req
1255. Do you know how to fly this thing?
Copy !req
1256. There's no fuel.
Copy !req
1257. See? This is why we should never
have gotten in over our heads.
Copy !req
1258. What did you wanna do?
Copy !req
1259. Wait at the outpost
until the robots found us?
Copy !req
1260. Well, that's better
than being stranded out here...
Copy !req
1261. where no one's ever gonna find us.
Copy !req
1262. You are the last person I wanna be stuck with
in a life-and-death situation.
Copy !req
1263. Well, you're in luck, okay?
Copy !req
1264. 'Cause look around.
This is just a "death" situation.
Copy !req
1265. Meow, meow, meow.
Copy !req
1266. I've completely lost Buzz.
Copy !req
1267. He's too far away to track.
Copy !req
1268. Everybody! Inside!
Copy !req
1269. What?
Copy !req
1270. Get inside the ship.
Copy !req
1271. What's after us now?
Copy !req
1272. We don't have any more weapons.
Copy !req
1273. It's okay. We're getting outta here.
Copy !req
1274. Where are we going?
Copy !req
1275. We're goin' to space.
Copy !req
1276. Hey! Let go of me. No!
Copy !req
1277. I don't understand
what's happening here, Buzz.
Copy !req
1278. You've changed.
Copy !req
1279. And not for the better.
Copy !req
1280. No!
Copy !req
1281. You can't do this. You're gonna erase it all.
Copy !req
1282. Exactly.
Copy !req
1283. No, you're gonna take away everything.
Copy !req
1284. People's families, their friends.
Copy !req
1285. My friends.
Copy !req
1286. They have lives on that planet.
Copy !req
1287. Everyone does.
Copy !req
1288. Except for us.
Copy !req
1289. I hardly recognize you, Buzz.
Copy !req
1290. All these new ideas...
Copy !req
1291. You know what?
Copy !req
1292. We'll go ahead and erase those too.
Copy !req
1293. I bought you five minutes.
Copy !req
1294. Why?
Copy !req
1295. I like this new you.
Copy !req
1296. We have to destroy this ship.
Copy !req
1297. Can you get me to the bridge?
Copy !req
1298. Certainly. Follow me.
Copy !req
1299. Operation Surprise Party, here we go.
Copy !req
1300. We need to protect our escape ship.
Copy !req
1301. So don't let any robots
come through that door.
Copy !req
1302. Don't worry. We'll seal it off.
Copy !req
1303. You go find Buzz.
Copy !req
1304. I'll track the chip in his dog tags.
Copy !req
1305. Meow, meow, meow.
Copy !req
1306. What's wrong?
Copy !req
1307. I'm getting two Buzz signals.
That can't be right.
Copy !req
1308. I'll triangulate.
That'll get us close enough. Come on.
Copy !req
1309. A shortcut back.
Copy !req
1310. Whoop.
Copy !req
1311. Well, that's pretty neat.
Copy !req
1312. We have to go.
Copy !req
1313. Yep, all right.
Copy !req
1314. Ah, great.
Copy !req
1315. I don't know any of these controls.
Copy !req
1316. Wait. I.V.A.N.?
Copy !req
1317. Yes, Captain?
Copy !req
1318. Boy, am I glad to see you.
Copy !req
1319. Initiate self-destruct sequence
in two minutes.
Copy !req
1320. You got it.
Self-destruct countdown initiated.
Copy !req
1321. Buzz, you don't want
any of this cool technology?
Copy !req
1322. Only you, buddy. Come on.
Copy !req
1323. - Traitor!
- No!
Copy !req
1324. Enough.
Copy !req
1325. Just tell me where the crystal is.
Copy !req
1326. Okay, we've got to protect our escape ship.
Copy !req
1327. So how do we close this door?
Copy !req
1328. I don't know.
Copy !req
1329. What? You said,
"Don't worry, we'll seal it off."
Copy !req
1330. Right. So, don't worry. We will.
Copy !req
1331. Here we go.
Copy !req
1332. Look. See?
Copy !req
1333. What?
Copy !req
1334. Meow, meow, meow.
Copy !req
1335. Oh! The signal is tighter now.
Copy !req
1336. He has to be straight this way.
Copy !req
1337. That's a lot of space.
Copy !req
1338. Keep it together. Keep it together.
Copy !req
1339. No, no, no!
Copy !req
1340. I don't understand.
The signal says Buzz is 50 meters away.
Copy !req
1341. He's over there.
Copy !req
1342. You think we're not the same, Buzz?
Copy !req
1343. You're already me.
You just don't know it yet.
Copy !req
1344. I'm never gonna be you!
Copy !req
1345. Well, if you're not gonna be me,
you're not gonna be anyone.
Copy !req
1346. Artificial gravity disengaged.
Copy !req
1347. Blast.
Copy !req
1348. No, no, no.
Copy !req
1349. - Hey, what are you doing?
- Building a bomb.
Copy !req
1350. Nice. Do you need a pen?
Copy !req
1351. No. Here.
Copy !req
1352. Aw, thank you.
Copy !req
1353. Peppermint.
Copy !req
1354. Give me the wrapper.
Copy !req
1355. So, you can just build a bomb
out of that stuff?
Copy !req
1356. I've worked with less.
Now, give me the gum.
Copy !req
1357. Wait. I'm not done.
There's still a lot of flavor left.
Copy !req
1358. Come on!
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1359. There. When they step on it,
it'll blow up.
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1360. What if they don't step on it?
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1361. I mean, I wouldn't step on that. Would you?
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1362. Then we need to drop
something heavy on it.
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1363. - Just gonna...
- No!
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1364. Buzz?
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1365. Buzz!
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1366. Alisha?
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1367. Are you okay?
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1368. No. I can't do it alone. I need help.
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1369. Buzz. I'm not my grandma.
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1370. Izzy, I don't need your grandma.
I need you.
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1371. Sox. How do we get over there?
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1372. Through the airlock.
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1373. Through there?
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1374. There's nothing out there.
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1375. Exactly. Nothing in your way.
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1376. You just go straight across.
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1377. No!
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1378. Let me get this straight,
when this falls on your bomb...
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1379. - it'll definitely explode?
- Yes.
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1380. - And that'll seal the door?
- Yes.
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1381. Well, we better hurry.
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1382. I am hurrying.
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1383. Why don't you hurry?
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1384. Come on.
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1385. Okay.
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1386. Come on, come on, Izzy, come on.
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1387. You got this.
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1388. Oh, man.
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1389. Oh, no.
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1390. Just don't look down.
Or up. It's all space.
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1391. It's everywhere. All around you.
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1392. I'm sorry.
I'm probably not helping.
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1393. Just go straight.
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1394. Once you push off,
that's the direction you'll go.
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1395. But what if I miss?
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1396. Don't miss.
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1397. Oh, no.
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1398. No, no, no!
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1399. Whoa!
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1400. Sox!
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1401. Thank you, Izzy.
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1402. There's no way in.
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1403. Perhaps I could help.
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1404. You can't hide from me, Buzz.
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1405. It's like hiding from yourself.
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1406. I'll always find you.
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1407. Manual override activated.
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1408. - Buzz!
- Now!
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1409. Come on, let's get outta here.
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1410. We have to blow up the ship.
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1411. There's no time.
We'll never make it.
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1412. Oh, yes, we will.
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1413. Self-destruct sequence complete in ten...
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1414. - nine, eight...
- I.V.A.N.? I.V.A.N.!
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1415. Darby, we have to surrender.
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1416. No! I am not giving up.
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1417. Yep, neither am I. Hold on.
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1418. - ... five, four...
- Let's go.
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1419. - ... three, two...
- Everyone, get in.
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1420. one.
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1421. Buzz Lightyear mission log.
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1422. We've destroyed the Zurg ship,
and Zurg himself.
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1423. Now I just have to catch up to the Armadillo
in order to...
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1424. Going somewhere?
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1425. Warning, engine damage is catastrophic.
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1426. Buzz Lightyear mission log.
I now have the crystal in my possession...
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1427. and can finally, at long last,
finish the mission.
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1428. I'm gonna go back and matter again, Buzz.
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1429. And you?
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1430. It will be like you were never here.
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1431. So, prepare to die.
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1432. Not today, Zurg.
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1433. We've entered the planet's
gravitational pull.
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1434. Are we gonna crash?
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1435. I'm afraid so.
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1436. Buzz!
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1437. I can't do it.
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1438. Buzz, it's okay.
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1439. We can.
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1440. Can you keep the ship steady?
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1441. Yeah. I think so.
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1442. Okay. Sox, use the emergency battery
to power up flight controls.
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1443. Got it.
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1444. I'll need a copilot.
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1445. Okay. But I've only done this
in the simulator.
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1446. Well, it's about to get real.
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1447. Remember, pull back on the yoke
nice and...
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1448. - easy.
- Yep, sorry. Nice and easy from now on.
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1449. It's not working.
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1450. We're coming in too fast.
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1451. - I.V.A.N.
- Yes, Captain?
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1452. - We're going too fast.
- Congratulations!
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1453. We don't need confetti.
We need brakes!
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1454. I know!
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1455. - The airbrake!
- On the floor.
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1456. Darby!
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1457. - It's stuck.
- What?
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1458. The cover, it's stuck.
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1459. I need a screwdriver.
Or a hairclip.
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1460. Or some sort of a small wedge.
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1461. I've got the pen!
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1462. - Buzz!
- Is everyone okay?
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1463. - Yeah.
- Yeah.
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1464. I think so.
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1465. The cops! Everybody run!
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1466. Wait. It's just the rescue team.
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1467. Right. Okay.
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1468. You seem like a decent citizen.
What led to your incarceration?
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1469. I stole a ship.
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1470. Well, who among us hasn't stolen a ship
in a moment of...
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1471. relative desperation?
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1472. I'm a man of resources.
My weapon is ingenuity.
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1473. I can do anything!
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1474. Can you not shout in my ear?
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1475. Yep, sorry.
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1476. You okay?
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1477. I was in space.
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1478. Your grandma would be proud.
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1479. She'd be proud of you too.
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1480. She always was.
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1481. Wait. Where's your crystal?
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1482. It's gone.
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1483. But your mission...
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1484. You wanted to go home.
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1485. You know,
for the first time in a long time...
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1486. I feel like I am home.
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1487. Look out!
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1488. What?
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1489. Stop right now.
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1490. Lightyear.
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1491. You absconded with Star Command property,
stole an experimental spacecraft...
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1492. and defied a direct order
from your commander.
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1493. I ought to throw you in the stockade.
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1494. But I have other plans for you.
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1495. We want you to start a new version
of the Space Ranger Corps.
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1496. Universe Protection Division.
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1497. You're gonna be a space ranger again, Buzz.
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1498. You can hand-select your team
from the very best...
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1499. of the Zap Patrol
and train them to your liking.
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1500. Well, that's very kind of you, sir,
but I'm afraid I'm going to have to decline.
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1501. I already have my team.
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1502. These new suits are amazing.
Arm blaster, rocket wings.
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1503. Could use a pen, though.
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1504. Can't believe I'm allowed to carry this.
I wish I had two of 'em.
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1505. You got a clean record,
and you're free and armed.
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1506. How are you still complaining?
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1507. I got off for good behavior,
not good attitude.
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1508. You know, I never wear pants...
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1509. but suddenly it feels weird
to not be wearing pants.
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1510. Does it look weird without pants?
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1511. No, you look good.
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1512. Wish I could pull that off.
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1513. Look, Grandma, I'm a space ranger.
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1514. Just like you.
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1515. All right, team. We've picked up a signal
in the Gamma Quadrant of Sector Four.
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1516. We don't know what it is, but we're not
going to wait for it to invade our home.
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1517. Copy, Commander.
You can count on us.
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1518. Buzz Lightyear mission log,
stardate 4071.
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1519. As members of
the elite Universe Protection Unit...
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1520. of the Space Ranger Corps...
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1521. we've been charged to protect the galaxy
from the threat of invasion...
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1522. from any sworn enemies
of the Galactic Alliance.
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1523. Okay, everyone.
Make sure you're securely fastened.
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1524. - Do we have everything? Munitions?
- Check.
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1525. - Sustenance?
- I brought sandwiches.
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1526. And your tummy will be okay?
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1527. - All set.
- All right.
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1528. Am I forgetting anything?
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1529. I think we're ready.
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1530. Hello. I am your Internal
Voice-Activated Navigator.
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1531. Good to have you back, I.V.A.N.
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1532. Captain Lightyear, ready for launch.
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1533. - Sox?
- Meow?
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1534. I.V.A.N., initiate hyper launch.
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1535. Certainly.
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1536. All right, space rangers.
Here we go.
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1537. To infinity...
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1538. And beyond.
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1539. Laser shield.
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1540. Now, should you prefer
a more scenic route...
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1541. you'll want to head south
past the Bromide Swamps...
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1542. a breathtaking sight,
or so I am told.
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1543. But, if you're in a hurry,
this would be your most direct route.
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1544. Any questions?
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1545. Hello?
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