1. down 24 points in light trading,
62 million shares,Copy !req
2. declines outnumber advances,
three to two.Copy !req
3. New claims for unemployment benefits
rose 45,000Copy !req
4. in the fourth week of April to 455,000.Copy !req
5. The number of persons
collecting benefits rose 39,000.Copy !req
6. They still are running
at about three-and-a-half million.Copy !req
7. The weekly jobless claims figures
are the earliest indication we getCopy !req
8. of how the economy is doing
and will give any early signalCopy !req
9. when the economy begins
to come out of recession.Copy !req
10. Gold, up $1.20.Copy !req
11. The afternoon fixing
in London at 356.85.Copy !req
12. Jeez!Copy !req
13. Oh, shit!Copy !req
14. International communications
is the most active issue.Copy !req
15. It's down a dollar at 47.Copy !req
16. US Amalgamated is down a half at 29.Copy !req
17. The biggest move of the day,
Bolt Enterprises.Copy !req
18. The stock is up $6.82,
sparked by reportsCopy !req
19. that Goddard Bolt intends
to purchase a prime sectionCopy !req
20. of Downtown Los Angeles real estate.Copy !req
21. 'Morning, Mr. Bolt.Copy !req
22. 'Morning.Copy !req
23. - 'Morning.
- 'Morning.Copy !req
24. 'Morning.Copy !req
25. - 'Morning.
- 'Morning.Copy !req
26. 'Morning.Copy !req
27. 'Morning.Copy !req
28. 'Morning.Copy !req
29. 'Morning.Copy !req
30. Gentlemen, let's go to work!Copy !req
31. Pritchard.Copy !req
32. How are we doing
with our development in Brazil?Copy !req
33. Mr. Bolt, we just learned that in order
to build Club Bolt the way you envision,Copy !req
34. we'd be forced to cut down 6,000 acres
of natural Brazilian rain forest.Copy !req
35. So?Copy !req
36. Sir, the last 400 remaining Ipi Indians
left in the world are still living there.Copy !req
37. So?Copy !req
38. Sir, if we cut down their forest,Copy !req
39. we'd have to displace them,
and they could cause trouble.Copy !req
40. Well, they're not gonna
want to live there anymore anyway.Copy !req
41. Why not?Copy !req
42. No shade.Copy !req
43. How are we doing with
our new development in Florida?Copy !req
44. Well, sir, we are having
a slight problem in Fort Lauderdale.Copy !req
45. In order to make room for the magnificent,
largest-in-the-world Bolt shopping mall,Copy !req
46. we're going to have to
tear down a nursing home for the aged.Copy !req
47. So?Copy !req
48. Well, at present, there are
180 very old people living there.Copy !req
49. And we understand that most of them
are invalids, who are bedridden and dying.Copy !req
50. So?Copy !req
51. It wouldn't look good in the papers.Copy !req
52. I get your point.Copy !req
53. Do it late at night.Copy !req
54. Excellent!Copy !req
55. Gentlemen, I have a little surprise.Copy !req
56. Follow me.Copy !req
57. - What is this?
- It looks like a slum area.Copy !req
58. You are looking at
two-and-a-half square milesCopy !req
59. of the most derelict,
dilapidated section of Los Angeles.Copy !req
60. Right now, I own half of this property.Copy !req
61. The city owns the other half.Copy !req
62. But by noon tomorrow,
it will all be mine.Copy !req
63. What is that?Copy !req
64. One of those little bums
that live down there.Copy !req
65. I suppose you're wondering
why Goddard BoltCopy !req
66. is prepared to pay up to $4 billion
to own this worthless pile of refuse.Copy !req
67. Am I right?Copy !req
68. Well, we would never presume to question
your genius for financial wizardry, sir.Copy !req
69. But why?Copy !req
70. Wait.Copy !req
71. Gentlemen,
the ultimate achievement of my life!Copy !req
72. Bolt Center!Copy !req
73. It's absolutely visionary!Copy !req
74. Fantastic!Copy !req
75. Incredible!Copy !req
76. Gentlemen, you'll never know
how much this project excites me!Copy !req
77. Mr. Bolt, you have a surprise visitor.Copy !req
78. - Who is it?
- Vance Crasswell, sir.Copy !req
79. Crasswell! Damn it!Copy !req
80. Thank you. Let's go.Copy !req
81. Excuse me. Am I interrupting?Copy !req
82. I'm interrupting.Copy !req
83. I'm interrupting. I should leave.Copy !req
84. Should I leave? I'm gonna leave.Copy !req
85. Can I come in?Copy !req
86. Hello, Vance.Copy !req
87. You know my attorneys,
Pritchard, Knowles, Stevens.Copy !req
88. The three wise men. Hiya, fellas.Copy !req
89. What's goin' on?Copy !req
90. Oh, my God!Copy !req
91. Oh, my God!Copy !req
92. Someone else's idea of what to do
with the Downtown slum district.Copy !req
93. Would you...Copy !req
94. Why didn't they tell me
Goddard Bolt owned the other half?Copy !req
95. I never would've bought it.Copy !req
96. No one beats Goddard Bolt when it comes
to financial wheeling and dealing.Copy !req
97. Now, look. I'm in way over my head here.Copy !req
98. I'm sorry to have wasted your time,
gentlemen.Copy !req
99. Mr. Bolt.Copy !req
100. Can I ask you a question?Copy !req
101. Let me buy your half of the property.Copy !req
102. Give you $2 billion,
4% of the profit for the next 20 years.Copy !req
103. No.Copy !req
104. - 5%.
- No.Copy !req
105. - 6%.
- Stop.Copy !req
106. Stopped.Copy !req
107. Vance, why don't you let me buy you out?Copy !req
108. Look at us.Copy !req
109. An office is no place to do business.Copy !req
110. I have a much better idea.Copy !req
111. Now, isn't this better?Copy !req
112. At least we can see
what we're dealing with.Copy !req
113. Okay. Final offer.Copy !req
114. I want this property.Copy !req
115. I want it.Copy !req
116. Just so happens I grew up
five blocks from where we're standing.Copy !req
117. I'm all right.Copy !req
118. Right in the middle
of this godforsaken slum.Copy !req
119. It's been my life-long dream
to come back here and rebuild it.Copy !req
120. It's okay. You can laugh.Copy !req
121. I don't expect you
to understand my feelings.Copy !req
122. After all, you're a rich man's son.Copy !req
123. You were born into money.Copy !req
124. What, are you kidding?
My father left me $5 million.Copy !req
125. That's nothing.Copy !req
126. No, no, no. Nothing is nothing!Copy !req
127. These people down here have nothing!
Zero!Copy !req
128. Look, I don't want
to hurt your feelings.Copy !req
129. You? You couldn't survive
10 minutes down here.Copy !req
130. Don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
131. I would survive anywhere.Copy !req
132. Right.Copy !req
133. Without your money
and your credit cards?Copy !req
134. Yes.Copy !req
135. Without identifying yourself
to anyone as Goddard Bolt?Copy !req
136. Yes.Copy !req
137. For a modest period of time.Copy !req
138. I don't know, let's say 30 days?Copy !req
139. Absolutely!Copy !req
140. It's a bet.Copy !req
141. Bet?Copy !req
142. What are you talking about?Copy !req
143. Well, what you just said.Copy !req
144. That you could survive down here without
using any of your resources for 30 days.Copy !req
145. And if you do it,
you get my half of the property.Copy !req
146. You don't do it, I'm gonna get yours.Copy !req
147. I'm sorry, wasn't that the bet?Copy !req
148. You conniving son-of-a-bitch.Copy !req
149. Yes!Copy !req
150. It's a bet.Copy !req
151. You've underestimated me, Vance.Copy !req
152. I can do it!Copy !req
153. You can't do it! You'll never make it!Copy !req
154. This is insane. This is crazy!Copy !req
155. You'll never survive!Copy !req
156. Pritchard, be quiet.Copy !req
157. - Fergueson, go on.
- Thank you.Copy !req
158. Now, if you leave the prescribed slum area
or try to remove this ankle alarm,Copy !req
159. it will go off.Copy !req
160. And if we receive a sustained alarm signal
for more than 30 seconds,Copy !req
161. you'll forfeit the bet.Copy !req
162. After 30 days, the alarm
will automatically deactivate.Copy !req
163. Are these conditions understood?Copy !req
164. Understood.Copy !req
165. And we have your word on that.Copy !req
166. Yes, you have my word on it.Copy !req
167. Pritchard, I'm giving you and your partners
my power of attorney.Copy !req
168. I'm trusting you to look after
all my legal affairs for the next 30 days.Copy !req
169. Take it. Take it all.Copy !req
170. I won't need anything.Copy !req
171. And you won't need this either.Copy !req
172. What are you doing?Copy !req
173. Have to make sure no one recognizes you.Copy !req
174. That was stitched in.Copy !req
175. Give me a comb.Copy !req
176. Mr. Bolt, I don't think you realize
what you're getting into!Copy !req
177. You've never slept in the street before.Copy !req
178. You've never eaten out of garbage cans.Copy !req
179. You're used to a hearty breakfast.Copy !req
180. This is ludicrous.Copy !req
181. Look at you without your toupee.Copy !req
182. You look like somebody
who only makes $50,000 a year.Copy !req
183. Mr. Bolt, please don't do this.Copy !req
184. Let me suggest you wait 24 hours.Copy !req
185. Yes, at least sleep on it.Copy !req
186. I've given my word.Copy !req
187. Do you want me to go back on my word?Copy !req
188. Would you go back on your word?Copy !req
189. Certainly. We're lawyers.Copy !req
190. Give me that contract.Copy !req
191. Okay, Goddard, here we are.Copy !req
192. Come on.Copy !req
193. Now, in 30 days,
at the exact moment of sunset,Copy !req
194. all of this property
is going to be yours or mine.Copy !req
195. Either way, I think we should
have a big party at my house.Copy !req
196. Let's make it at my house.Copy !req
197. Okay, your house.Copy !req
198. For the look.Copy !req
199. Thanks.Copy !req
200. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
201. It's going to be hot,
H-O-T, with a capital "H,"Copy !req
202. for at least the next few days.Copy !req
203. Do whatever you can to keep cool.Copy !req
204. And for the low tonight,
we're not going to get much relief.Copy !req
205. It's only going to get down
to maybe the high 80s.Copy !req
206. The pressure system
coming in from the desert,Copy !req
207. it looks like we're not going
to get that.Copy !req
208. I've been telling you about that.Copy !req
209. Unfortunately,
that's not going to happen.Copy !req
210. "Ooms."Copy !req
211. Excuse me.Copy !req
212. $2.50 a night.Copy !req
213. Check-out 11:00 a.m. You pay in advance.Copy !req
214. May I see the room first?Copy !req
215. Yeah. Right behind me,
through those curtains.Copy !req
216. Take a look.Copy !req
217. It's rather crowded, isn't it?Copy !req
218. Yeah. We get good word-of-mouth.Copy !req
219. Do you have a single room?Copy !req
220. With or without a Jacuzzi?Copy !req
221. Look, I got one bed left.
You want it or not? Make up your mind.Copy !req
222. I'll take it.Copy !req
223. Here, sign the register.Copy !req
224. - What was that, a roach?
- No, a mouse. Just a baby.Copy !req
225. Look, that's $2.50 in advance.Copy !req
226. $2.50. $2.50.Copy !req
227. Could we have a private conversation?
Just entre nous?Copy !req
228. All right.Copy !req
229. Listen, I'm not really a derelict.
I'm down here on a wager.Copy !req
230. I happen to be one of the richest men
in the country, if not the richest.Copy !req
231. The richest?Copy !req
232. Yes. And if you give me a bed tonight,Copy !req
233. at the end of this month,
I will give you $10,000.Copy !req
234. All right. I'll up the ante.Copy !req
235. $20,000.Copy !req
236. Now you're talkin'. $20,000.Copy !req
237. Look, I'll give you a break.Copy !req
238. I don't need the whole $20,000 tonight.Copy !req
239. But if you give me
$2.50 as a down payment,Copy !req
240. the bed is yours.Copy !req
241. Otherwise, get the hell outta here!Copy !req
242. Who is it?Copy !req
243. Please let me in.Copy !req
244. I need shelter.Copy !req
245. I'm sorry. We're closed, my son.Copy !req
246. But I haven't eaten all day.Copy !req
247. I need food.Copy !req
248. We'll be open in the morning, my son.Copy !req
249. You don't understand.Copy !req
250. I don't have a place to sleep!Copy !req
251. I'm tired, very tired. Very.Copy !req
252. Please, please let me in.Copy !req
253. Please, let me in!Copy !req
254. Now, listen, you're waking everybody up!Copy !req
255. Now, you get outta here,
or I'll call the police!Copy !req
256. My son.Copy !req
257. Thank God.Copy !req
258. Hey!Copy !req
259. Jeez, you scared me!Copy !req
260. I didn't know anybody was under there!Copy !req
261. I always go here.Copy !req
262. I thought I saw someone,Copy !req
263. but then I thought it was
a frigment of my imagination.Copy !req
264. Why don't you look first?Copy !req
265. Yeah. You're right. You're right.Copy !req
266. Sorry.Copy !req
267. You almost hit me. That's disgusting!Copy !req
268. It is?Copy !req
269. Yes, it is!Copy !req
270. Why don't you use a handkerchief?Copy !req
271. Handkerchief?
I ain't got a handkerchief.Copy !req
272. I don't think I ever had a handkerchief.Copy !req
273. Here, take this.Copy !req
274. Gee, thanks.
Nobody down here ever gives you nothin'.Copy !req
275. You're all right.Copy !req
276. What are you doin'?Copy !req
277. P-E-P-T-O. Pepto!Copy !req
278. - What?
- It's hard to read backwards,Copy !req
279. but that's what it says. Pepto.Copy !req
280. You must have slept
on a Pepto-Bismol box.Copy !req
281. See?Copy !req
282. Yeah.Copy !req
283. Don't! Don't!
Don't rub it off. It's nice.Copy !req
284. That's a nice name, Pepto.Copy !req
285. I'm Sailor.Copy !req
286. Everybody calls me Sailor
'cause I was nearly in the Navy.Copy !req
287. Yeah, that's nice.Copy !req
288. Yeah, they wouldn't take me
'cause they said I had pleurilsy.Copy !req
289. Very nice meeting you.Copy !req
290. - Yeah.
- Yeah, well, goodbye.Copy !req
291. - Bye-bye. Nice to see you.
- Bye-bye.Copy !req
292. Bye.Copy !req
293. I just gave you a handkerchief.Copy !req
294. Yeah, but it's got initials.Copy !req
295. You can't blow snot in initials.Copy !req
296. - See you.
- Yeah. See you.Copy !req
297. Excuse me. I wonder...Copy !req
298. Could you tell me
where I could get something to eat?Copy !req
299. Don't ask me, pal.Copy !req
300. I don't know where
my next meal's comin' from.Copy !req
301. Get the hell outta here!Copy !req
302. I told all you goddamn bums,
I don't want you hanging around here.Copy !req
303. You gonna make it look like
a low-class place.Copy !req
304. Give to a poor blind man.Copy !req
305. Give to a poor blind man.Copy !req
306. Man, don't even think about it.Copy !req
307. Yeah!Copy !req
308. Good morning, sir.Copy !req
309. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Get away from my car!
What are you doing?Copy !req
310. I'm just cleaning your windshield, sir.Copy !req
311. Cleaning my windshield?
You made it worse!Copy !req
312. - There, that better?
- Wonderful.Copy !req
313. Can I have a dollar, please?Copy !req
314. Would you get away? Nothing's free!Copy !req
315. My hand!Copy !req
316. Wait! Wait! Wait, I'm caught!Copy !req
317. I'm caught. Wait, wait! Stop!Copy !req
318. Forget the dollar!Copy !req
319. Hot-too! Hot-too!
Ziggety beam bomb boom!Copy !req
320. Hot-too!Copy !req
321. Hot-too! Hot-too!
Ziggety beam bomb boom!Copy !req
322. Hot-too!Copy !req
323. Hot-too! Hot-too!
Ziggety beam bomb boom!Copy !req
324. Hot-too!Copy !req
325. Hot-too! Hot-too!
Ziggety beam bomb boom!Copy !req
326. Hot-too!Copy !req
327. A penny.Copy !req
328. Hot-too, hot-too!
Ziggety beam bomb boom!Copy !req
329. Hot-too!Copy !req
330. Hot-too! Hot-too!
Ziggety beam bomb boom!Copy !req
331. Hot-too!Copy !req
332. Hot-too! Hot-too!
Ziggety beam bomb boom!Copy !req
333. Hot-too!Copy !req
334. Hot-too! Hot-too!
Ziggety beam bomb boom!Copy !req
335. Hot-too!Copy !req
336. Hot-too! Hot-too!
Ziggety beam bomb boom!Copy !req
337. Hot-too!Copy !req
338. Hot-too! Hot-too!
Ziggety beam bomb boom!Copy !req
339. Hot-too!Copy !req
340. Hot-too! Hot-too!
Ziggety beam bomb boom!Copy !req
341. Hot-too! Hot-too!Copy !req
342. Hot-too! Hot-too...Copy !req
343. Hot-too...Copy !req
344. Hot-too!Copy !req
345. Excuse me!Copy !req
346. What do you want?Copy !req
347. I want to get past.Copy !req
348. - You want to get past?
- Yeah.Copy !req
349. He wants to get past!Copy !req
350. Get past!Copy !req
351. Get past. Get past.Copy !req
352. Come on, get past!Copy !req
353. Get past. Get past.Copy !req
354. Hey!Copy !req
355. Help! Help!Copy !req
356. Hey, get his shoes!Copy !req
357. Hey! What the... Hey!Copy !req
358. Okay, shoes!Copy !req
359. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
360. He's kicking me! Would you choke him?Copy !req
361. - Help! Help!
- Hold him!Copy !req
362. Help! Help!Copy !req
363. You no-good scumbags!Copy !req
364. You stay away from here!Copy !req
365. Those dirty bastards.Copy !req
366. Thank you.Copy !req
367. I didn't do that for you!Copy !req
368. Those pigs invaded my territory!Copy !req
369. I'm very territorial.Copy !req
370. Yeah, I noticed that.Copy !req
371. Gee, they would have killed me!
Just for my shoes!Copy !req
372. They're animals!Copy !req
373. They tried that on me
when I first came down here.Copy !req
374. They jumped me.Copy !req
375. Big mistake!Copy !req
376. Nobody messes with Molly.Copy !req
377. I grabbed that big guy,
Mean Victor, by the apricots!Copy !req
378. And I twisted, and I twisted,
and I twisted!Copy !req
379. - Know what I mean?
- I do. I...Copy !req
380. I know what you mean.Copy !req
381. Good! This is my place.Copy !req
382. I live alone.Copy !req
383. You still here?Copy !req
384. I don't have any shoes!Copy !req
385. Who are you?
What are you doin' down here anyway?Copy !req
386. It's complicated.Copy !req
387. Don't tell me! Don't tell me!Copy !req
388. I don't wanna know.Copy !req
389. What are you, about a nine-and-a-half D?Copy !req
390. Yes, exactly.Copy !req
391. Yes! I'm never wrong.Copy !req
392. Come here. Come here.Copy !req
393. Stop lookin' over my shoulder. Sit down!Copy !req
394. Not... What are you, stupid?
That's the bedroom. Sit in the den.Copy !req
395. The den?Copy !req
396. Excuse me. Just where would the den be?Copy !req
397. You're in it. Sit.Copy !req
398. Good.Copy !req
399. Tens! Close enough.Copy !req
400. Here we go!Copy !req
401. Brown...Copy !req
402. What?Copy !req
403. Nothing, nothing.Copy !req
404. They're fine. They're just fine.Copy !req
405. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
406. Look...Copy !req
407. I got work to do. Disappear.Copy !req
408. Excuse me.Copy !req
409. Would there be a place around here
that I could get something to eat?Copy !req
410. Yeah. Going through the garbage
or going to the mission.Copy !req
411. Where would I find the mission?Copy !req
412. Hey, what do I look like, a tour guide?Copy !req
413. I'll find it myself.Copy !req
414. You're never gonna find it!Copy !req
415. You're goin' in the wrong direction!Copy !req
416. He's helpless.Copy !req
417. Wait! Let me cover my cans.Copy !req
418. I'm goin' there myself. I'll show you.Copy !req
419. I saved your life, I saved your feet.Copy !req
420. This is your last help.Copy !req
421. This means a lot to us. God bless you.Copy !req
422. Could I have a little more?Copy !req
423. - Just one more.
- Hey!Copy !req
424. Thank you.Copy !req
425. Hey, Pepto!Copy !req
426. Pepto! Pepto!Copy !req
427. - Pepto?
- Yeah, that's me.Copy !req
428. Hey, come sit with us, huh?Copy !req
429. Over here.Copy !req
430. Hey, come on.
There are two empty seats over there.Copy !req
431. Hey, Pepto. I see you met Molly.Copy !req
432. Hi, Molly, how you doin'?Copy !req
433. - You two know each other?
- Yeah, we're old pals.Copy !req
434. I relieved myself on him
this morning by mistake.Copy !req
435. See? Still unused.Copy !req
436. Pepto, I'd like you to say hello
to my friend Fumes.Copy !req
437. Howdy.Copy !req
438. Yeah.Copy !req
439. Man, oh, man, stewed stew.Copy !req
440. - You get it? Stew.
- I get it.Copy !req
441. I'm gonna get some bread.
Anybody want anything?Copy !req
442. - Yeah. Get me some whole wheat.
- All right, babe.Copy !req
443. Excuse me, I hate to be compulsive,Copy !req
444. but you have a little bit of corn
right on your cheek.Copy !req
445. Thanks.Copy !req
446. Is it gone?Copy !req
447. No. You moved it up to your cheekbone.Copy !req
448. Is it gone?Copy !req
449. It's right in the bridge
of your nose now.Copy !req
450. Did I get it?Copy !req
451. Yeah. You got it.Copy !req
452. Here you go, Molly.Copy !req
453. Hey, man.Copy !req
454. You got a piece of corn on your face.Copy !req
455. Anybody finished here?Copy !req
456. - I am.
- Thank you.Copy !req
457. Thanks, Pops.Copy !req
458. Pops ain't gonna be around long.Copy !req
459. His elevens are up.Copy !req
460. What?Copy !req
461. His elevens.
Look at the back of his neck.Copy !req
462. See them two cords stickin' out?Copy !req
463. They make like an eleven.Copy !req
464. Once they're up, that's it.
He's a goner.Copy !req
465. Oh, boy!Copy !req
466. Maybe he'll come back
in the world something better.Copy !req
467. Personally, when I die,Copy !req
468. I'd like to come back as a bird.Copy !req
469. Why?Copy !req
470. Because, man, I could fly free and easy.Copy !req
471. And if I saw someone I really didn't
care for, I'd drop a hot one on 'em.Copy !req
472. When I die, I want to be excremated.Copy !req
473. And I want my ashes
sprinkled in the old briny.Copy !req
474. At least I'd be part of the sea
forever and ever.Copy !req
475. That's beautiful, man, beautiful.Copy !req
476. Like, when I die,
I want to go just like my daddy. Boom!Copy !req
477. Peaceful, in his sleep.Copy !req
478. Yeah, they told me my grandmother
died peacefully in her sleep.Copy !req
479. It's a good way to go.Copy !req
480. Nobody dies peacefully in their sleep!Copy !req
481. That's what they tell people
to make 'em feel good.Copy !req
482. Do you want to know
how people really die in their sleep?Copy !req
483. Okay. First, they go to bed.Copy !req
484. Then about 2:00
in the morning, they go...Copy !req
485. I'm about to die.Copy !req
486. I ain't never goin' to sleep again.Copy !req
487. I have to make some money.Copy !req
488. How can I make some money down here?Copy !req
489. Why don't you do what they all do?Copy !req
490. What?Copy !req
491. Beg.Copy !req
492. Beg. I tried that,Copy !req
493. but I'm not really
proficient in that yet.Copy !req
494. Bye-bye, children.
I love you. Have a safe trip.Copy !req
495. And remember, this is a new start.
No drinkin'.Copy !req
496. And no drugs!Copy !req
497. And, above all, no infidelity!Copy !req
498. Shut up!Copy !req
499. I didn't say that much!Copy !req
500. Take it easy.Copy !req
501. Can you believe
that in the middle of all this filth,Copy !req
502. two lost souls could find
some small shred of happiness?Copy !req
503. Happiness?Copy !req
504. What a crock!Copy !req
505. See you after the honeymoon!Copy !req
506. Lady! You got a job, you keep it!Copy !req
507. Don't make my mistake.Copy !req
508. You had a job?Copy !req
509. Job?Copy !req
510. I had a career.Copy !req
511. I was a dancer.Copy !req
512. And a good one.Copy !req
513. Before I gave it up when I got married!Copy !req
514. You were married?Copy !req
515. You bet I was married.Copy !req
516. I was married to Tom. Tom Terrific.Copy !req
517. "Sure, Tom. Anything you want, Tom.Copy !req
518. "You want it now, Tom?Copy !req
519. "Sure, Tom!Copy !req
520. "Go ahead, Tom.Copy !req
521. "What?Copy !req
522. "Finished already, Tom?Copy !req
523. "No, I don't mind, Tom.Copy !req
524. "Where you goin', Tom?Copy !req
525. "You wash up, Tom!Copy !req
526. "I'll finish by myself, Tom!Copy !req
527. "Tom...Copy !req
528. "Where'd you go, Tom?"Copy !req
529. "You didn't leave a note, Tom.Copy !req
530. "I'm all alone here, Tom.Copy !req
531. "You left me all the bills, Tom.Copy !req
532. "They're taking away the house.Copy !req
533. "Tom, I don't have a job! Tom?Copy !req
534. "I'm in a lot of trouble."Copy !req
535. So, after Tom ran out,Copy !req
536. I realized I had to adjust
my entire lifestyle.Copy !req
537. I created this whole
new mental attitude.Copy !req
538. It's called a nervous breakdown.Copy !req
539. I cried a lot, I screamed a lot.Copy !req
540. I was hysterical morning,
noon, and night.Copy !req
541. I was like this...Copy !req
542. "Help me! Somebody help me!Copy !req
543. "Help me! Help me! Somebody help me!"Copy !req
544. Get the picture?Copy !req
545. I got it. Yes, I got it.Copy !req
546. I think the whole block got it.Copy !req
547. So, I've been in this nervous breakdown
for about eight years.Copy !req
548. And you know something? I like it.Copy !req
549. I walk when I want, I sit down when I want,
I cry when I want, I laugh when I want.Copy !req
550. I pick my own hours.Copy !req
551. Sounds a little...Copy !req
552. Crazy?Copy !req
553. There's nothing wrong with crazy.Copy !req
554. Crazy's good. Crazy keeps 'em away.Copy !req
555. So what's your story?Copy !req
556. You ever been married?Copy !req
557. Yes. I tried it once. Didn't work out.Copy !req
558. She said I spent
all my time making money.Copy !req
559. That was time well spent.Copy !req
560. Bring it down. Yeah. All over. All over.Copy !req
561. It burns up nice.Copy !req
562. Yeah. In here, in here.Copy !req
563. Watch it! Yeah.Copy !req
564. It's going to burn big!Copy !req
565. Big stuff here, Victor!Copy !req
566. Yeah, get in. That's it, that's it.Copy !req
567. I wish I had some marshmallows!Copy !req
568. - Light it.
- What?Copy !req
569. - Light it!
- Light it. Yeah, right. Light it.Copy !req
570. Victor, this is gonna be so good! Yes.Copy !req
571. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
572. - Good.
- Victor, look at it.Copy !req
573. - Good.
- Yes, burn, burn! Yes, yes.Copy !req
574. Yes! Look at it!Copy !req
575. Look at it! I love fire!Copy !req
576. Now she won't fool with us no more!Copy !req
577. We should go now, Victor.Copy !req
578. What was that all about?Copy !req
579. Hey, that's my place!Copy !req
580. My stuff!Copy !req
581. Shall I call the fire department?Copy !req
582. Nah! It's just a bunch of junk.Copy !req
583. I'm going to get those bastards.Copy !req
584. Come over here.Copy !req
585. Now, I want you to get
Mean Victor and YoCopy !req
586. and get them to chase you down here
to this Chinese restaurant.Copy !req
587. Me?Copy !req
588. Yes.Copy !req
589. Then I want you to run through this door
and lock it behind you.Copy !req
590. Now, if you lock it, you're safe.Copy !req
591. We'll do the rest.Copy !req
592. Can you do this?Copy !req
593. May I propose an alternative?Copy !req
594. What?Copy !req
595. Why don't we sue?Copy !req
596. You may be the weak link in this.Copy !req
597. You know what to do
when you get in the kitchen.Copy !req
598. "Weak link."Copy !req
599. I'm addressing the two degenerates
who call themselves Victor and Yo!Copy !req
600. You rob and exploit the helpless
for your own profit and gainCopy !req
601. and use the spoils of your activities
to buy and sell illegal narcotics.Copy !req
602. Therefore, I am making
a citizen's arrest.Copy !req
603. Citizen's arrest.Copy !req
604. And you won't be needing this anymore!Copy !req
605. Get him!Copy !req
606. You have the right to remain silent!Copy !req
607. Anything you say can and will be
used against you in a court of law!Copy !req
608. God damn it!Copy !req
609. Thank God!Copy !req
610. Wait a minute! Wait a minute!Copy !req
611. Don't pour!Copy !req
612. Wait till they're right under us.Copy !req
613. All right. I admit it.
I have a very weak case.Copy !req
614. You'll be happy to know
I'm dropping the charges.Copy !req
615. Oh, shit!Copy !req
616. I'm out of bounds.Copy !req
617. - Hey, what's that noise?
- I don't know.Copy !req
618. It stopped.Copy !req
619. What's he doin'? He's comin' back again?Copy !req
620. He's the bravest man I've ever seen.Copy !req
621. I'm not mad.
I just want to put my foot up here.Copy !req
622. Yeah, that's good. That's good.Copy !req
623. Pepto, get out of the way!Copy !req
624. Now!Copy !req
625. It's hot.Copy !req
626. They won't come around here anymore.Copy !req
627. I hope so.Copy !req
628. Jeez, they really did a job on you.Copy !req
629. Man, you throw a mean face.Copy !req
630. Well, according to this,
his ankle alarm went off at 3:35Copy !req
631. for 28-and-one-half seconds.Copy !req
632. Well, let's just say 30 seconds.
Then we'd win.Copy !req
633. But his lawyers
get a copy of the same readout, sir.Copy !req
634. Anybody know why he stepped
out of bounds for 28-and-a-half seconds?Copy !req
635. Well, our surveillance tell us that he was
attacked by some vicious derelicts, sir,Copy !req
636. and, I might add, was severely beaten.Copy !req
637. He almost...Copy !req
638. He almost what?Copy !req
639. Died.Copy !req
640. My God.Copy !req
641. Died?Copy !req
642. I don't want to be responsible
for his death.Copy !req
643. You think there's any chance
that could happen?Copy !req
644. Well, it is possible.Copy !req
645. He is living in the streets,Copy !req
646. and there's so much danger down there,
you never know what could happen.Copy !req
647. We'll keep you posted, Mr. Crasswell.Copy !req
648. Yes, yes. Thank you.Copy !req
649. Die.Copy !req
650. I never thought he could actually die.Copy !req
651. That would be so tragic.Copy !req
652. There. This'll help.Copy !req
653. What is that?Copy !req
654. It's some stuff Fumes drinks.Copy !req
655. It'll kill anything except Fumes.Copy !req
656. He's germ-proof.
Germs wouldn't live in him.Copy !req
657. I'm being invaded by one!Copy !req
658. Dead germs!Copy !req
659. Wait, looks like it's gonna rain.Copy !req
660. I don't like rain.Copy !req
661. We gonna sleep in this box.
You got a place to sleep?Copy !req
662. As a matter of fact, we don't.Copy !req
663. Hey, there's some boxes over there.Copy !req
664. - Come on, Fumes, let's get 'em one.
- Yeah.Copy !req
665. Here's a good one.Copy !req
666. Now.Copy !req
667. This is my side. This is your side.Copy !req
668. And this is a World War II
Army-Navy surplus store bayonet.Copy !req
669. This will remind us of our boundaries.
Okay?Copy !req
670. I assure you I have no intentionCopy !req
671. of coming near you or touching you
or in any way violating your person.Copy !req
672. Please.Copy !req
673. I've heard the same fancy words from
other guys just before they jump you.Copy !req
674. Good night.Copy !req
675. Look, I don't mean to be harsh.Copy !req
676. It's just that you're a man.Copy !req
677. Men are no good.Copy !req
678. I can do it.Copy !req
679. Do what?Copy !req
680. Nothing. Nothing.Copy !req
681. Good night. Good night.Copy !req
682. It's raining.Copy !req
683. I love the rain.Copy !req
684. Washes all the filth out of the city.Copy !req
685. Speaking of filth, where would
Goddard Bolt go on a night like this?Copy !req
686. Well, if it were very bad, he'd go to
the mission with the other derelicts.Copy !req
687. It's a shame.Copy !req
688. It's a rotten shame that these people
have to live like this,Copy !req
689. always on the edge of uncertainty.Copy !req
690. Any chance of
getting that mission closed tonight?Copy !req
691. Very good idea, sir.Copy !req
692. Thank you.Copy !req
693. It's coming down harder.Copy !req
694. What the heck's going on?Copy !req
695. We're getting flooded out.
Come on, let's go.Copy !req
696. Oh, man!Copy !req
697. Look out, Sailor!Copy !req
698. For there goes the neighborhood!Copy !req
699. This is bad!Copy !req
700. The rain always kicks up my cough.Copy !req
701. We'd better get to the mission.Copy !req
702. Yeah. Look out!Copy !req
703. Open the door!Copy !req
704. Open up in there. We gettin' wet!Copy !req
705. It's locked. It's locked.Copy !req
706. It's locked.Copy !req
707. Why would they lock the mission
on a night like this?Copy !req
708. - Hey, Fumes? Fumes?
- Yeah?Copy !req
709. Fumes, I really feel lousy.Copy !req
710. Tell me the truth. Take a look.Copy !req
711. Are my elevens up?Copy !req
712. No, man, no.
God damn it. Let me go to sleep.Copy !req
713. That's good. That's good.Copy !req
714. I'm gonna go down to the clinic.Copy !req
715. Maybe they can give me something.Copy !req
716. See you. See you.Copy !req
717. Hey, Sailor?Copy !req
718. Sailor?Copy !req
719. Sailor?Copy !req
720. Sailor?Copy !req
721. Hey, y'all. Hey, hey. Wake up. Wake up.Copy !req
722. - Have you seen Sailor?
- No.Copy !req
723. Man, he looked like shit last night.Copy !req
724. Maybe I ought to go look for him.Copy !req
725. Yeah, okay.
Look, we'll all go look for him.Copy !req
726. You go up there. And go down there.Copy !req
727. - Go there?
- Yeah, yeah. Go on.Copy !req
728. Sailor?Copy !req
729. Sailor?Copy !req
730. Sailor?Copy !req
731. Sailor?Copy !req
732. The guy is dead. He's blockin' my place.Copy !req
733. You know him, get him outta here.Copy !req
734. All right. Okay.
The show is over. All right?Copy !req
735. Come on. You're blocking the place here.Copy !req
736. What's the matter?
You never seen a stiff before?Copy !req
737. Come on, beat it. All right?Copy !req
738. Come on.Copy !req
739. What do you got?Copy !req
740. He's gone. He's been dead a long time.
We better call the coroner.Copy !req
741. No, there's too many DOA's already.
Let's just take him to the morgue.Copy !req
742. You call this an ocean?Copy !req
743. Sooner or later it all goes
to the ocean.Copy !req
744. Why are we doing this?Copy !req
745. We're doing this because Sailor wanted
his ashes sprinkled in the ol' briny.Copy !req
746. He's so light!Copy !req
747. How much did he weigh?Copy !req
748. 130, maybe 140 pounds.Copy !req
749. Must've been mostly moisture.Copy !req
750. Is that the best you could do?
A shoe box?Copy !req
751. We're lucky to get it.Copy !req
752. Let's face it,
they put the rich in an urn,Copy !req
753. and they put the poor
in a cardboard box like take-out.Copy !req
754. Well, go ahead.Copy !req
755. Man, here! You do it. You talk the best.Copy !req
756. Sailor, wherever you are...Copy !req
757. He's in there.Copy !req
758. I know.Copy !req
759. Sailor, you were a little manCopy !req
760. often covered with dirt and filth
and the last thing that you ate.Copy !req
761. But your heart was always
good and clean.Copy !req
762. And I hope you get your final wish
and your ashes make it out to sea.Copy !req
763. Good luck.Copy !req
764. So long, Sailor.Copy !req
765. Bye, Sailor.Copy !req
766. All the best.Copy !req
767. - Bye, Sailor.
- Bye-bye, Sailor.Copy !req
768. God bless you, Sailor.Copy !req
769. Rest in peace, Sailor.Copy !req
770. - Good-bye, Sailor.
- Good-bye, Sailor.Copy !req
771. Goodbye, Sailor.Copy !req
772. Excuse me.Copy !req
773. I'm sorry. Am I interrupting?Copy !req
774. I'm interrupting, aren't I?Copy !req
775. Yeah. I should go.
I should go because this is wrong.Copy !req
776. It's stupid. It's wrong.Copy !req
777. It's morally and ethically wrong
for me to even be here. Isn't it?Copy !req
778. Because we all know that your client
only has two days to go to win the bet.Copy !req
779. It looks like he's going to win it,
and therefore,Copy !req
780. I have no business
even being here. Do I?Copy !req
781. I'm just going
to put it simply, gentlemen.Copy !req
782. Would you considerCopy !req
783. betraying the man for whom you've
worked 10 years in exchange for...Copy !req
784. How do you say this?Copy !req
785. just a shitload of money?Copy !req
786. I made it.Copy !req
787. I can't believe it. I made it.Copy !req
788. My last day.Copy !req
789. No more filthy clothes.Copy !req
790. No more eating garbage.Copy !req
791. No more sleeping in the cold.Copy !req
792. Thank you. Thank you, God.Copy !req
793. I'm sorry I didn't believe in you
when I was rich.Copy !req
794. I did it! I did it!Copy !req
795. Where'd he do it?
Not around here, I hope.Copy !req
796. Molly, Molly, Molly!Copy !req
797. Champagne! Champagne! I stole it!Copy !req
798. - What?
- It's okay.Copy !req
799. I left an IOU for $1000.Copy !req
800. Here, here.Copy !req
801. Help me celebrate.Copy !req
802. Celebrate what?Copy !req
803. I won the bet.Copy !req
804. What bet?Copy !req
805. The bet, the bet.Copy !req
806. When you find out about it,Copy !req
807. it's gonna make you
the happiest person in the world!Copy !req
808. Here! Here's to happy.Copy !req
809. No, no. I don't like happy.Copy !req
810. Happy's no good. Happy doesn't last.Copy !req
811. I like depressed.Copy !req
812. Depressed stays with you for a while.Copy !req
813. Okay. Here's to depressed.Copy !req
814. Okay. I'll drink to that.Copy !req
815. This is good!Copy !req
816. It's raining. Come on, let's get inside.Copy !req
817. Go inside, go in that door.Copy !req
818. Watch your step. I gotta dump my stuff.Copy !req
819. Careful. Let me get the lights.Copy !req
820. Good! It's empty.Copy !req
821. - Here.
- Hey!Copy !req
822. What are you trying to do, get me drunk?Copy !req
823. Yeah, how am I doin'?Copy !req
824. Doing good.Copy !req
825. I love that song.
That's my favorite song!Copy !req
826. - Dance with me! Come on!
- No!Copy !req
827. Come on! You said you were a dancer.Copy !req
828. I don't dance. That was a long time ago.Copy !req
829. This is the greatest night of my life.Copy !req
830. Help me celebrate. I won the bet!Copy !req
831. The bet! The bet!Copy !req
832. Please.Copy !req
833. Okay. All right. All right.Copy !req
834. Let me lighten up.Copy !req
835. Yes.Copy !req
836. Yes! Please!Copy !req
837. Please!Copy !req
838. - Hurry. Hurry.
- I am.Copy !req
839. I want you! I want you!Copy !req
840. Where are you?Copy !req
841. Yes, yes.Copy !req
842. Faster! Faster!Copy !req
843. - I'm goin' as fast as I can!
- Okay.Copy !req
844. You're beautiful.Copy !req
845. My God. Two buses to get here.
Used up all my change.Copy !req
846. This is crazy. We're gonna get busted!Copy !req
847. Don't worry. Everything is all right.Copy !req
848. That's my house.Copy !req
849. Everything in it is mine.Copy !req
850. You hear that music?
You hear that laughter?Copy !req
851. It's a celebration in my honor.Copy !req
852. - I won the bet!
- Again with this bet!Copy !req
853. Listen, just come in with me,
and everything will be wonderfully clear.Copy !req
854. Come on.Copy !req
855. All right. Look, I'm gonna go with you,Copy !req
856. but if anything happens, we're gonna
grab what we can and run for our lives.Copy !req
857. Run for our lives. Come on.Copy !req
858. You are something.Copy !req
859. Wait'll you see it. Wait'll you see it.Copy !req
860. Don't worry. This is my house!Copy !req
861. Here it is. Home.Copy !req
862. - Come on.
- No! Pepto, no.Copy !req
863. Come on!Copy !req
864. Well, I did it.Copy !req
865. Goddard?Copy !req
866. Oh, my God, it's such
a relief to see you.Copy !req
867. What happened to you?
You look like a vagrant.Copy !req
868. Of course I look like a vagrant!
That was our bet.Copy !req
869. Bet...Copy !req
870. Bet, bet, bet.Copy !req
871. - What bet?
- What bet?Copy !req
872. Anybody here
know what he's talking about?Copy !req
873. Does anybody
know anything about this bet?Copy !req
874. You.Copy !req
875. Pritchard, Knowles, Stevens.Copy !req
876. What the hell's going on?Copy !req
877. Show him the contract. Show him the bet!Copy !req
878. What?Copy !req
879. What's going on here?Copy !req
880. Why are you letting this happen?Copy !req
881. You're all in on it.
You're all in on it.Copy !req
882. Ten years.Copy !req
883. You've been with me 10 years.Copy !req
884. How could you turn on me?Copy !req
885. Where's your sense of
loyalty, honesty, decency?Copy !req
886. Mr. Bolt, we're lawyers.Copy !req
887. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
This is still my house!Copy !req
888. I want everybody out.
Do you hear me? Out!Copy !req
889. Yeah! Yeah, you heard him.
Get outta here!Copy !req
890. Please, stay where you are.Copy !req
891. Thank you.Copy !req
892. I'm sorry. You got it all wrong.Copy !req
893. This isn't your house anymore.Copy !req
894. I'm afraid you've been declared
non compos mentis.Copy !req
895. You see,Copy !req
896. when you lost your mind,
you lost everything.Copy !req
897. When you gave us power of attorney,
we did what was best.Copy !req
898. For everyone.Copy !req
899. I bought this house at a public auction.
I just...Copy !req
900. I couldn't stand
the thought of strangers living here.Copy !req
901. I've been living in garbage.Copy !req
902. With rats!Copy !req
903. For a month!Copy !req
904. And now, I have nothing?Copy !req
905. Nothing?Copy !req
906. Not even my house?Copy !req
907. Well, you're not getting these!Copy !req
908. No, no. They're by Cellini.Copy !req
909. I bought them.
I bought them from the Vatican.Copy !req
910. I got a good price.Copy !req
911. My Van Gogh!Copy !req
912. Come on, Dr. Gachet, we're leaving.Copy !req
913. My wine!Copy !req
914. Château Lafite!Copy !req
915. Rodin!Copy !req
916. My tapestry!Copy !req
917. I'm not leaving without my
Rape of the Sabine Women.Copy !req
918. All right. Goddard, stop, please.Copy !req
919. Stop. This is pathetic.Copy !req
920. Get out of my way!Copy !req
921. Fine, fine.Copy !req
922. Yeah! And we'll be back
for the rest later!Copy !req
923. Let go of me!Copy !req
924. - Van Gogh! My Van Gogh!
- Let go of me!Copy !req
925. This is pathetic, isn't it?Copy !req
926. Very.Copy !req
927. Pepto!Copy !req
928. Pepto!Copy !req
929. I'm not Pepto!Copy !req
930. First thing I gotta do
is make a list of everything I had.Copy !req
931. Cash, stocks, bonds, investments,Copy !req
932. real estate, foreign holdings.Copy !req
933. I can get it back. I can get it all back!
I gotta make some calls.Copy !req
934. I have to reestablish my line of credit.Copy !req
935. That's all I have to do.
They'll take my calls.Copy !req
936. Why shouldn't they take my calls?
I've got a...Copy !req
937. I was the richest man in the world.Copy !req
938. The richest! The richest!Copy !req
939. Shut up! Shut up!Copy !req
940. - Who are you?
- I'm J. Paul Getty.Copy !req
941. I was the richest man in the world!Copy !req
942. You don't see me
ranting and raving about it, do you?Copy !req
943. No! I took my losses!Copy !req
944. What losses?Copy !req
945. During the crash, the clash, the smash!Copy !req
946. Listen to me. You're not J. Paul Getty.Copy !req
947. You're a pathetic,
broken-minded little bum.Copy !req
948. In your mind, you think you're
J. Paul Getty, but you're not.Copy !req
949. Whilst, I, on the other hand,
am Goddard Bolt, a genuine financial giant.Copy !req
950. - So am I!
- You're not!Copy !req
951. - I am!
- You're not!Copy !req
952. - I am!
- Wait.Copy !req
953. - Come with me.
- Where we going?Copy !req
954. Over here. Let's talk.Copy !req
955. - Now, look, let's be reasonable.
- Okay.Copy !req
956. There's an enormous
difference between us.Copy !req
957. Even though in your twisted mind
you think you're rich, you're really not.Copy !req
958. On the other hand, because of my serious
understanding of the world of finance,Copy !req
959. I have amassed $6.4 billion!Copy !req
960. And I've amassed 6.5.Copy !req
961. - You didn't.
- I did.Copy !req
962. - You didn't.
- I did.Copy !req
963. Wait!Copy !req
964. Look.Copy !req
965. Wait a minute.
Let me show you something.Copy !req
966. - What?
- This.Copy !req
967. Look, I don't want to hurt you.Copy !req
968. - You don't?
- No.Copy !req
969. It's just that it's important to me
that you understand.Copy !req
970. I guess it doesn't make any difference
who's richer, does it?Copy !req
971. No.Copy !req
972. Well, forget about it.Copy !req
973. Oh, God, thanks.Copy !req
974. 'Cause I'm really richer.Copy !req
975. What's the matter with you?
You're gonna kill this man!Copy !req
976. I'm sorry. I'm very sorry.Copy !req
977. It was a temporary loss of sanity.Copy !req
978. I'm fine now. Please forgive me.Copy !req
979. I don't know why I did that.
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
980. Please, I meant no harm.Copy !req
981. It was just... Let me apologize.Copy !req
982. I apologize.Copy !req
983. Sorry, sorry. Good day.Copy !req
984. - Are you all right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
985. But whatever you do,
don't ever argue money with that man.Copy !req
986. Why did he attack you?Copy !req
987. I don't know.Copy !req
988. Maybe it's because I'm richer!Copy !req
989. I don't want to hurt you!Copy !req
990. I'll kill him! I'll get him!
I'll kill him!Copy !req
991. You okay?Copy !req
992. I'm okay now that he's gone.Copy !req
993. He's coming back!Copy !req
994. I'm richer! I'm richer! I'm richer!Copy !req
995. That man is crazy!Copy !req
996. Why do you allow these people
to walk the streets?Copy !req
997. They ought to help these people!Copy !req
998. I just made a bet.Copy !req
999. We were just betting. Just a little bet.Copy !req
1000. Just cause you make a bet doesn't mean
you have to lose all your money!Copy !req
1001. I can get it all back.Copy !req
1002. I was a financial genius.Copy !req
1003. One and one is two, two and two is four,
four and four is three. I still got it!Copy !req
1004. Wait! Everybody's wearing white.Copy !req
1005. I must be at a wedding.Copy !req
1006. We're at a wedding.Copy !req
1007. We didn't bring anything!
We have to bring something.Copy !req
1008. My car was white.
I had a white Rolls Royce.Copy !req
1009. Pull over. Let's get something to eat.Copy !req
1010. Capacity!Copy !req
1011. What do you mean capacity?
I've got to get this man into Emergency.Copy !req
1012. This ward is full.
We have reached capacity!Copy !req
1013. Oh, my God, we've reached capacity.Copy !req
1014. Sell, sell me out.
Get me out of the market.Copy !req
1015. - Dump my pork bellies!
- Put him over here.Copy !req
1016. It's all going bad. It's no good.Copy !req
1017. I don't have my money!Copy !req
1018. I don't want to live without my money!Copy !req
1019. I don't want to live!Copy !req
1020. Life stinks.Copy !req
1021. Life stinks.Copy !req
1022. Yeah, he's right.Copy !req
1023. Life stinks!Copy !req
1024. Life stinks.Copy !req
1025. What is going on here?Copy !req
1026. Life stinks!Copy !req
1027. Give this man 500 milligrams
of thorazine immediately!Copy !req
1028. - Five hundred?
- Yes. He needs it!Copy !req
1029. - Yes, Doctor.
- Life stinks.Copy !req
1030. Life stinks.Copy !req
1031. Life stinks.Copy !req
1032. Life stinks.Copy !req
1033. Life stinks.Copy !req
1034. Life stinks.Copy !req
1035. Life stinks.Copy !req
1036. Life stinks.Copy !req
1037. Hey! That's my wheelchair.Copy !req
1038. I need this for my patient.Copy !req
1039. Yo, buddy,
help me get this guy out of this chair.Copy !req
1040. - Doc.
- Yes?Copy !req
1041. This man is delirious.
Give him 500 milligrams of thorazine.Copy !req
1042. - Five hundred?
- Needs it.Copy !req
1043. No. No. No. No.Copy !req
1044. Dr. Kahahn, this man has the DT's.Copy !req
1045. He'll be fine, he'll be fine.Copy !req
1046. But just in case,
give him 500 milligrams of thorazine.Copy !req
1047. - Five hundred, Doctor?
- He needs it.Copy !req
1048. Yes, Doctor.Copy !req
1049. Well, here's a new one.
What do we have here?Copy !req
1050. Have I given this patient
any penicillin or antibiotics?Copy !req
1051. - No, Doctor.
- Then give him 500 milligrams of thorazine.Copy !req
1052. - Five hundred?
- Yes. I'm a doctor. I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
1053. - Dr. Kahahn!
- I'm coming!Copy !req
1054. Am I the only doctor in this hospital?Copy !req
1055. Dr. Kahahn, funeral chapel, line 314.Copy !req
1056. Dr. Kahahn! This patient is cyanotic.
He's turning blue!Copy !req
1057. This man's been overmedicated!Copy !req
1058. Take him to ICU immediately.Copy !req
1059. Yes, Doctor. Give me a hand, please.Copy !req
1060. How does a thing like this happen?Copy !req
1061. Pepto.Copy !req
1062. I know you want to give up.Copy !req
1063. But you're wrong.Copy !req
1064. Even without money, life is good.Copy !req
1065. No?Copy !req
1066. What about when
you didn't eat for two days,Copy !req
1067. and then you had
your first big meal at the mission?Copy !req
1068. Wasn't that good?Copy !req
1069. Remember the other night
when we drank champagneCopy !req
1070. and danced?Copy !req
1071. And rolled around in the rags?Copy !req
1072. I know they're only moments.Copy !req
1073. But that's all life is.Copy !req
1074. Just a bunch of moments.Copy !req
1075. Most of them are lousy.Copy !req
1076. But once in a while,
you steal a good one.Copy !req
1077. Come on.Copy !req
1078. Come on back to me.Copy !req
1079. Don't be such a selfish bastard.Copy !req
1080. You're the only person I can stand.Copy !req
1081. Don't leave me.Copy !req
1082. I love you.Copy !req
1083. Please don't leave me.Copy !req
1084. Molly.Copy !req
1085. You're crying.Copy !req
1086. What happened?Copy !req
1087. Somebody die?Copy !req
1088. No.Copy !req
1089. Somebody lived.Copy !req
1090. Ladies and gentlemen,
this is the greatest day of my life.Copy !req
1091. This is the moment I dreamed of
ever since I grew upCopy !req
1092. on these poverty-ridden streets,
as a poor, hungry child.Copy !req
1093. I'm all right.Copy !req
1094. Where else but in AmericaCopy !req
1095. could a poor, deprived boy
from this very same neighborhoodCopy !req
1096. return one day to destroy it?Copy !req
1097. It's good to be alive!Copy !req
1098. There's so many things
you can't do when you're dead.Copy !req
1099. Remember what you said?Copy !req
1100. What?Copy !req
1101. What you said in the hospital.Copy !req
1102. What?Copy !req
1103. That you love me.Copy !req
1104. It's words. Just words!Copy !req
1105. Love is just another word.Copy !req
1106. You meant it.Copy !req
1107. Let the demolition begin.Copy !req
1108. - Nunzio!
- Yo!Copy !req
1109. And now, ladies and gentlemen,
to celebrate and cut the dust,Copy !req
1110. I salute you with
the finest champagne money can buy.Copy !req
1111. What's that?Copy !req
1112. Hey!Copy !req
1113. Oh, man! You should see them over there!Copy !req
1114. The big shots are having a party in
our neighborhood, and we ain't invited!Copy !req
1115. I feel slighted.Copy !req
1116. They've got
all types of food and champagne.Copy !req
1117. It's so big, they're putting it on TV.Copy !req
1118. Come on, Pepto. Hurry up.Copy !req
1119. We gotta find a new place
before the good ones are taken.Copy !req
1120. No! No more running!Copy !req
1121. They forced me to live in the crap!Copy !req
1122. And now they want to take the crap away!Copy !req
1123. No!Copy !req
1124. What do you mean "no"?Copy !req
1125. Here's what I mean.Copy !req
1126. Stop!Copy !req
1127. Wait! Stop! Don't go!Copy !req
1128. Don't give up! This is America!Copy !req
1129. Every person has a right
to have a place to live!Copy !req
1130. Come, join me!
Let's fight for our rights!Copy !req
1131. Let's take our homes back! Follow me!Copy !req
1132. Wait! There's a party back there!
Free food for everyone!Copy !req
1133. And booze!Copy !req
1134. Stop, wait, listen to me!Copy !req
1135. Wait! Stop!Copy !req
1136. If we run now, we'll always be running.Copy !req
1137. It's gotta stop somewhere!Copy !req
1138. They've got TV news cameras down there.Copy !req
1139. Let's show the world
what they're doing to us!Copy !req
1140. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1141. Come on!Copy !req
1142. - We have the nicest neighborhood here.
- Shall we dance?Copy !req
1143. Do you come here often?Copy !req
1144. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1145. I've never seen anything
like this before...Copy !req
1146. Hey! Just a minute!Copy !req
1147. - How dare you break in like this?
- How dare you break in like this?Copy !req
1148. - Who do you people think you are?
- Who do you people think you are?Copy !req
1149. - Get out of here!
- Get out of here!Copy !req
1150. - I'm talking to you!
- I'm talking to you!Copy !req
1151. - Turn around, you idiot!
- Turn around, you idiot!Copy !req
1152. - Do you hear me?
- Do you hear me?Copy !req
1153. - Are you crazy?
- Are you crazy?Copy !req
1154. - Do you know who I am?
- Do you know who I am?Copy !req
1155. Do you have any idea
who you are dealing with?Copy !req
1156. You are in serious trouble,
my indigent friend!Copy !req
1157. You are trespassing on private property!Copy !req
1158. I can throw you in jail, have you arrested,
and you will lose your voting privileges!Copy !req
1159. Have you ever been in jail?Copy !req
1160. Chicken!Copy !req
1161. How dare you?Copy !req
1162. Oh, boy!Copy !req
1163. When my husband divorced me,
I thought my life was over.Copy !req
1164. It's just beginning.Copy !req
1165. Hey, Willy, listen.Copy !req
1166. Got you.Copy !req
1167. The ceremony
has erupted into pandemonium.Copy !req
1168. As of yet,
I'm not exactly sure what's happening.Copy !req
1169. This is Fumes reporting from Downtown,
and I'll tell you what's happening.Copy !req
1170. The rich and famous
are having a party in our neighborhood.Copy !req
1171. And we fucked it up!
Back to you, Walter.Copy !req
1172. Is this going out live? Are we live?Copy !req
1173. Jeez.Copy !req
1174. My legs! You've cut off my legs!Copy !req
1175. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1176. Oh, my God, look what I've done!Copy !req
1177. Get me a doctor! Get me an ambulance!Copy !req
1178. Look what you've done!
You cut off my legs!Copy !req
1179. - Stay right here, I'll be right back!
- Wait a minute!Copy !req
1180. This party has disintegrated
into utter chaos!Copy !req
1181. There are bums eating pâté de foie gras!Copy !req
1182. My God! That's gotta be Bolt!Copy !req
1183. He's not the only one who can run
one of those goddamn machines!Copy !req
1184. No comment.Copy !req
1185. No! No!Copy !req
1186. Look!Copy !req
1187. No! No! No!Copy !req
1188. No!Copy !req
1189. We had a bet! Remember?Copy !req
1190. No.Copy !req
1191. Maybe this'll jar your memory!Copy !req
1192. Dark! Dark!Copy !req
1193. Yes, my memory is dark!Copy !req
1194. Yes, I can remember.
It's all coming back to me now.Copy !req
1195. You won the bet!Copy !req
1196. It's all coming back to me.Copy !req
1197. You won the bet,
and I lost the bet, and...Copy !req
1198. This is all yours
because I don't want this.Copy !req
1199. I don't want it.
I'll be fine when I get down.Copy !req
1200. I'll be a gentleman. Just let me down.Copy !req
1201. That was two weeks ago.Copy !req
1202. Today, in an extraordinary decision,Copy !req
1203. Judge Reynolds ruled from the bench
in the Bolt v. Crasswell lawsuit.Copy !req
1204. And it was a day
of total victory for Goddard Bolt.Copy !req
1205. Bolt has announced he intends to
clean up the slum area he now ownsCopy !req
1206. and allow it to remain
for the homeless who live there.Copy !req
1207. He plans to build a large park,
no-cost housing,Copy !req
1208. and a new free medical and counseling
clinic for the destitute of the area.Copy !req
1209. And believe it or not,
at this very moment,Copy !req
1210. Goddard Bolt is actually marryingCopy !req
1211. the bag lady he met
while living on the streets.Copy !req
1212. We don't know
where the wedding is taking place,Copy !req
1213. but with Goddard Bolt's
reputation for extravagance,Copy !req
1214. it must be at a very chic, elegant,
and exclusive location.Copy !req
1215. Too fast, you jackass!Copy !req
1216. - Thanks for standing up for me!
- I'll miss you, buddy.Copy !req
1217. Hey, hey.Copy !req
1218. Good-bye, everybody! Bye-bye! Bye-bye!Copy !req
1219. Wait! Stop!Copy !req
1220. Good luck, Goddard!Copy !req
1221. Bye, children.
And may the Lord bless your union.Copy !req
1222. And have a wonderful honeymoon.Copy !req
1223. - ... honeymoon!
- Honeymoon?Copy !req
1224. Honeymoon, yeah!Copy !req
1225. Hey! Stop that!Copy !req
1226. What are you doing?Copy !req
1227. You may not know this,
but these cans are worth a lot of money!Copy !req
1228. Get in that car!Copy !req
1229. Bye!Copy !req
1230. What do you think you're doing?
That's my car!Copy !req
1231. I paid good money for that car!Copy !req
1232. I must've left the keys in there!Copy !req
1233. Hey, wait a minute! Stop!Copy !req
1234. What kind of a neighborhood is this?Copy !req
1235. There's no cop around!
Somebody call 911!Copy !req
1236. Wait! Hold it! Hold it!Copy !req
1237. Somebody stop 'em!Copy !req
1238. Where's a cop?Copy !req
1239. - Will you leave me alone?
- It's him!Copy !req
1240. - I'll kill you!
- He's crazy!Copy !req
1241. - I'll kill you!
- That guy's crazy!Copy !req