1. This is a simple story...Copy !req
2. but not an easy one to tell.Copy !req
3. Like a fable, there is sorrow...Copy !req
4. and, like a fable,
it is full of wonder and happiness.Copy !req
5. I sing what I see. Nothing gets by me.Copy !req
6. "Here I am," said I to chaos.Copy !req
7. "I am your slave!" And he: "Good."Copy !req
8. "For what?" said I.Copy !req
9. Free in the end, I am!
What good is a caress when bliss...Copy !req
10. this man came to possess?Copy !req
11. Here I am, ready.Copy !req
12. The trains are gone,
the brakes are gone.Copy !req
13. And I can resist no more.
Go, sweet Bacchus, take me.Copy !req
14. The brakes are gone!
The brakes are gone!Copy !req
15. I heard you.Copy !req
16. - No, they're really gone!
- Hit the brakes!Copy !req
17. Weren't you reciting a poem?Copy !req
18. It doesn't work!Copy !req
19. Brake!Copy !req
20. We're going to die!
The woods!Copy !req
21. Brake!Copy !req
22. The king is coming!Copy !req
23. There he is!Copy !req
24. It's full of people down there.
Straight.Copy !req
25. We have no brakes!Copy !req
26. We have no brakes! Move!Copy !req
27. Go for a walk.Copy !req
28. Otherwise, we'll get there tomorrow.Copy !req
29. I found the screw.Copy !req
30. Now what do you need?Copy !req
31. Nothing. I need ten minutes alone.Copy !req
32. All right, I'll leave you alone.Copy !req
33. Do you want the screw from before?Copy !req
34. No, I just want to be alone.Copy !req
35. Do I toss out the screw if I find it?Copy !req
36. I need ten minutes alone.Copy !req
37. I'm washing my hands.Copy !req
38. Pretty girl! How's it going?Copy !req
39. What are you doing?Copy !req
40. Did your mom put this stuff here?Copy !req
41. No, the landlady did.Copy !req
42. Is it a market? It's beautiful.Copy !req
43. How much is it?
How old are you?Copy !req
44. I ask too many questions.
What's your name?Copy !req
45. Eleonora.Copy !req
46. Nice to meet you.
I'm Prince Guido.Copy !req
47. - Prince?
- I'm a prince, I am.Copy !req
48. All this is mine.Copy !req
49. Here starts the prince's principate.Copy !req
50. I'll call this place Addis Ababa.Copy !req
51. I'll change it all.
Out go the cows, in come the camels.Copy !req
52. Camels?Copy !req
53. Even a few hippopotamus.Copy !req
54. I must go.
I'm meeting with the princess.Copy !req
55. - When?
- Now!Copy !req
56. Good moming, Princess!Copy !req
57. How frightening.
I almost killed myself. Did I hurt you?Copy !req
58. I've never been better.Copy !req
59. Do you always leave the house like this?Copy !req
60. I wanted to bum that wasps' nest,
but I got stung.Copy !req
61. A wasp stung you? There?
Allow me.Copy !req
62. Hold still, Princess.Copy !req
63. A wasp's poison is very dangerous.Copy !req
64. You have to get it out.Copy !req
65. - Lie down. It'll take a while.
- No, thank you.Copy !req
66. - Did you get stung anywhere else?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
67. What a place here! It's beautiful!Copy !req
68. Pigeons fly, women fall from the sky.
I'm moving here!Copy !req
69. It's all his! He wants to fill it
with camels! He's a prince!Copy !req
70. Exactly.Copy !req
71. Prince Guido at your service, Princess.Copy !req
72. I'm coming!Copy !req
73. Goodbye, then.Copy !req
74. - How can I thank you?
- There's no need.Copy !req
75. If you really want to thank me...Copy !req
76. I'll take some eggs to make
a nice omelet for my squire.Copy !req
77. Take whatever you want. It's all yours.Copy !req
78. Thank you!Copy !req
79. I'll take two... six.
All right? I'll make a nice omelet.Copy !req
80. Goodbye, Eleonora!
My regards, Princess.Copy !req
81. Farewell.Copy !req
82. Here I am, Nuvolari!
Tonight's special: omelet!Copy !req
83. All camels here!Copy !req
84. - Where is this house?
- Tum left. We're almost there.Copy !req
85. Is your uncle sleeping with us?Copy !req
86. He's lived in the hotel for 30 years.
He's the head maître.Copy !req
87. He's lending us the house.
He uses it for storage.Copy !req
88. There. We're here.Copy !req
89. That's Robin Hood, my uncle's horse.Copy !req
90. Here's my uncle's buggy
and my uncle's house.Copy !req
91. And inside is my uncle.Copy !req
92. Hello, dear uncle! Here we are!
Hurry, it's late.Copy !req
93. Here we are. The car broke down!Copy !req
94. Uncle!Copy !req
95. - Barbarians.
- Who were they?Copy !req
96. - Barbarians.
- Why didn't you cry for help?Copy !req
97. Silence is the most powerful cry.Copy !req
98. Is he your poet friend?Copy !req
99. My name is Ferruccio.
I'm also an upholsterer.Copy !req
100. Here you are. It's an old storehouse
full of odds and ends.Copy !req
101. An old passion;
an odd and end in itself!Copy !req
102. What's all this stuff for?Copy !req
103. You can stay as long as you want.
It's not easy to be a waiter.Copy !req
104. That's the bed.
Legend has it Garibaldi slept there.Copy !req
105. Nothing is more necessary
than the unnecessary.Copy !req
106. Barbarians.Copy !req
107. The town hall is on Via Sestani,
to the right after the colonnade.Copy !req
108. The bathroom, equipped
with the invention of Mr. Bidet.Copy !req
109. There are a few books here,
among which The Life of Petrarch.Copy !req
110. The kitchen is in there. This is
a velocipede, commonly called a bike.Copy !req
111. I have to get back to the hotel.
There's only one key. Don't lose it.Copy !req
112. It's so good to see you.
I'm coming, Robin Hood!Copy !req
113. What an uncle!Copy !req
114. Look at this!Copy !req
115. Didn't I tell you? We're in a city.
You can do whatever you want.Copy !req
116. If you want to do something, you do it.Copy !req
117. You want to let yourself go?
You want to yell? Yell!Copy !req
118. Stop it! What are you, crazy?Copy !req
119. You can't act
like you do in the country.Copy !req
120. You've been yelling like a madman.
You can't yell!Copy !req
121. Mary! The key!Copy !req
122. See? You can't yell.Copy !req
123. Understand? If you stopped thinking
so much about poetry...Copy !req
124. you'd make your father happier
and you'd make more money than him.Copy !req
125. That's right, Oreste.
That's what I tell him too.Copy !req
126. You have to settle down!Copy !req
127. What a nice hat.
How does it look?Copy !req
128. - Nice. How does it look?
- Nice, but it's mine.Copy !req
129. When do I start working?Copy !req
130. You're already late. Right away!Copy !req
131. Get that armchair
and take it to the workshop.Copy !req
132. - That one?
- That one. And be careful!Copy !req
133. Good. I'm going to the town hall.
Goodbye.Copy !req
134. Goodbye, and behave yourselves...Copy !req
135. because these are hard times.Copy !req
136. Hard, hard times!Copy !req
137. They're hard times?Copy !req
138. Why, what are your political views?Copy !req
139. Benito! Adolph! Be good!Copy !req
140. What did you say?Copy !req
141. I said, how are things going?Copy !req
142. Goodbye, then.Copy !req
143. Careful! You'll break the legs!Copy !req
144. Goodbye!Copy !req
145. He pulled it off. He took my hat.
I'll find him though.Copy !req
146. Benito, you're going to get a slap!Copy !req
147. I need to do the whole bureaucratic
procedure to open a bookstore.Copy !req
148. - Does it take a long time?
- Years.Copy !req
149. Then we'd better open a file now.Copy !req
150. First you apply,
and the department head has to sign it.Copy !req
151. I almost scrambled my eggs.
I've had them since yesterday.Copy !req
152. I forgot about them.
Thank God they didn't break. Take note.Copy !req
153. I, the undersigned, Guido Orefice...Copy !req
154. - am applying to open—
- He can't sign it now!Copy !req
155. What's going on?Copy !req
156. I need your signature
to open a bookstore.Copy !req
157. - Miss, what's going on?
- Mr. Rodolfo, I told him.Copy !req
158. - Just one signature.
- No, I can't.Copy !req
159. My substitute will be here
in an hour. Ask him.Copy !req
160. - All I need is a signature.
- We close at one here!Copy !req
161. It's ten to one.Copy !req
162. File a complaint.Copy !req
163. Boy, is he nasty.Copy !req
164. To sign a paper, open a file,
all he had to do was...Copy !req
165. Now I have to wait one hour
for his substitute.Copy !req
166. I'm filing a complaint.
Write, "I, the undersigned..."Copy !req
167. What a wallop!Copy !req
168. Are you hurt?Copy !req
169. I'll help you. Come here.
I didn't do it on purpose.Copy !req
170. Don't touch me!Copy !req
171. You can forget about your bookshop!Copy !req
172. No, the eggs!Copy !req
173. You scoundrel! I'll kill you!Copy !req
174. Out of the way!Copy !req
175. Good moming, Princess.Copy !req
176. I wonder if we'll ever bump
into each other standing up.Copy !req
177. Excuse me, but I've got to run.Copy !req
178. Farewell, Princess!Copy !req
179. - Chicken.
- That's easy.Copy !req
180. It's served whole,
bottom down on the plate.Copy !req
181. "Will you cut it for me?"
"Naturally."Copy !req
182. I stick the blade under the wing
then I rip off the drumstick.Copy !req
183. I cut the meat along
the bottom of the breastbone.Copy !req
184. - Off go the wings, breast and skin.
- Lobster.Copy !req
185. Piece of cake, Uncle.Copy !req
186. I stick the wing under the leg.Copy !req
187. Off goes the leg.
I rip off the lobster, stick the...Copy !req
188. Lobster is a crustacean.Copy !req
189. Off goes the crust...
of the crustacean.Copy !req
190. Off go the crust and antennae.
Who eats the antennae?Copy !req
191. Off go the antennae,
off goes the lobster.Copy !req
192. There's nothing left.Copy !req
193. We're out of lobster,
but the chicken is delicious.Copy !req
194. I don't remember how to do lobster.Copy !req
195. You serve it as is.
There's no need to touch it!Copy !req
196. That's too easy.
That's why I didn't remember.Copy !req
197. - Continue.
- Behavior!Copy !req
198. Stand by. Still, like this.Copy !req
199. "Waiter?"
"Yes?"Copy !req
200. In position.
Stand by behavior. Waiter!Copy !req
201. Why only me?
There must be other waiters, right?Copy !req
202. Bowing!
Piece of cake.Copy !req
203. You bow down, further.Copy !req
204. Like this, at a 45 degree angle,
just like a champagne bottle.Copy !req
205. 45 degrees, even 50, 55.Copy !req
206. 90 degrees. A right angle. 180.Copy !req
207. How far do I bow down?
180 degrees? Like this?Copy !req
208. Think of a sunflower.
They bow to the sun.Copy !req
209. But if you see some
that are too bowed down...Copy !req
210. it means they're dead!Copy !req
211. You're serving.
You're not a servant.Copy !req
212. Serving is a supreme art.Copy !req
213. God is the first servant.Copy !req
214. God serves men,
but he's not a servant to men.Copy !req
215. - There was no button here.
- It doesn't go there, silly.Copy !req
216. I have to take the car back to Pop.
He's counting on it.Copy !req
217. You'll take it back in a month or so.Copy !req
218. No, I've got to get it back soon.
You know why?Copy !req
219. Why?Copy !req
220. - What? What time is it?
- Were you sleeping?Copy !req
221. Of course I was.Copy !req
222. You fell asleep while talking to me!Copy !req
223. - How did you do that?
- Schopenhauer.Copy !req
224. Who?Copy !req
225. Schopenhauer says that with willpower,
you can do anything.Copy !req
226. "I am what I want to be."Copy !req
227. Right now I want to sleep,
so I was saying to myself...Copy !req
228. "I'm sleeping, sleeping,"
and I fell asleep.Copy !req
229. Amazing. And it's simple too.Copy !req
230. I want to try too.Copy !req
231. I'm sleeping, sleeping, sleeping...Copy !req
232. Don't move your hands.
You're not a juggler.Copy !req
233. It's a matter of thought.
It's serious, and it takes time.Copy !req
234. We'll talk about it tomorrow.Copy !req
235. Amazing, though.Copy !req
236. Wake up.Copy !req
237. Wake up.Copy !req
238. What is it now? What are you doing?Copy !req
239. - It totally works!
- What works?Copy !req
240. Schopenhauer.
You know what I just said? "Wake up."Copy !req
241. Bam, you woke up.
This theory is incredible.Copy !req
242. - How does it work?
- You were yelling in my ear!Copy !req
243. That's why I woke up.Copy !req
244. - So I should say it quieter.
- Don't say it at all!Copy !req
245. It's deep. You have to think it.Copy !req
246. Why are you running? Slow down!Copy !req
247. Hurry up. It's late!Copy !req
248. Mary, the key!Copy !req
249. Every moming, she throws the key.Copy !req
250. Look!Copy !req
251. There's that teacher.
Boy, is she pretty.Copy !req
252. I even dreamt about her.
Come with me. I'll introduce you.Copy !req
253. - Holy smokes! Stay still!
- What is it?Copy !req
254. Don't move!Copy !req
255. The one in the car.
He's that jerk the eggs fell on.Copy !req
256. He'll kill me if he sees me. Be good.Copy !req
257. - What's he doing?
- He's talking.Copy !req
258. - What's he saying?
- How do I know?Copy !req
259. - What's he doing?
- He's saying goodbye.Copy !req
260. He's got a car just like mine!
There he is!Copy !req
261. Don't move. He'll kill me if he sees me!Copy !req
262. Stay still, Ferruccio.Copy !req
263. Good moming, Princess!Copy !req
264. It's you again. How do you do this?Copy !req
265. This is the princess
who fell from the sky into my arms.Copy !req
266. Is he the one who sucked
the stinger out of your thigh?Copy !req
267. Yes. We keep meeting like this.
You just suddenly show up.Copy !req
268. We could make plans to meet.Copy !req
269. - Tonight at 8:00?
- No, it's nicer this way.Copy !req
270. Let's go, Dora. You'll be late.Copy !req
271. I hope we meet again suddenly.Copy !req
272. Farewell, Princess!Copy !req
273. Did you see her?
She's pretty, huh?Copy !req
274. She likes it when I suddenly appear.Copy !req
275. I don't believe it.Copy !req
276. "Obscurity."Copy !req
277. You're a genius!Copy !req
278. "The bigger it is, the less you see it."Copy !req
279. obscurity.Copy !req
280. Marvelous. Did you make that riddle up?Copy !req
281. No, but you solved it in five minutes.
It took me eight days.Copy !req
282. Obscurity!Copy !req
283. Salmon, salad and a glass of white wine.Copy !req
284. Listen to this one, Guido.Copy !req
285. If I may, it's my tum.Copy !req
286. My pop told me this
when I was a wee boy.Copy !req
287. "The dwarves and Snow WhiteCopy !req
288. sit down for a bite.Copy !req
289. How fast can you guess
what she serves her guests next?"Copy !req
290. It sounds refined.Copy !req
291. I want to solve it right now.Copy !req
292. - Eat first or it'll get cold.
- I don't want to. It's too late.Copy !req
293. Salad, salmon, white wine. It's light.Copy !req
294. The dwarves...Copy !req
295. and Snow White.Copy !req
296. - Is the kitchen closed?
- Everybody's gone. Why?Copy !req
297. A gentleman from Rome is here
from the ministry. He wants to eat.Copy !req
298. The kitchen is closed.Copy !req
299. Oh, well, he would have
given you a good tip.Copy !req
300. The kitchen is open.Copy !req
301. Come right in.Copy !req
302. Doctor, you're not eating anything?Copy !req
303. "The dwarves and Snow White..."Copy !req
304. I know the kitchen is closed.
Maybe a cold dish.Copy !req
305. - It's all delicious. Take your pick.
- Something light.Copy !req
306. Well, we've got meat,
a nice heavy steak...Copy !req
307. lamb, kidneys,
some greasy breaded liver.Copy !req
308. - Otherwise, there's fish.
- Fish.Copy !req
309. We have... a nice fatty turbot...Copy !req
310. eel stuffed with fatty sausage
and greased with Grand Mamier...Copy !req
311. or some lean salmon—Copy !req
312. The salmon, thank you.Copy !req
313. - Side dish?
- There's a side dish too?Copy !req
314. Of course.
We have very, very fried mushrooms...Copy !req
315. buttered potatoes in Nancy butter
with a flaky sauce—Copy !req
316. Is there a small, light salad?
If not, nothing.Copy !req
317. A light salad? What a pity.
The very, very fried mushrooms...Copy !req
318. were out of this world.
So, a light salad...Copy !req
319. a lean salmon
and a glass of white wine.Copy !req
320. Perfect.
As soon as possible.Copy !req
321. I'll do my best.Copy !req
322. "How fast can you guess
what she serves her guests next?"Copy !req
323. Right.Copy !req
324. - "The dwarves and Snow White."
- Good night, Doctor.Copy !req
325. Good night, genius.Copy !req
326. What did he say? The dwarves?
What is he, drunk?Copy !req
327. It's a riddle.
"Seven seconds."Copy !req
328. "Seven seconds" is the solution.
"The dwarves and Snow White."Copy !req
329. If there are seven dwarves dining...Copy !req
330. and she serves seconds,
that means "seven seconds."Copy !req
331. Doctor Lessing is a physician,
a very serious person.Copy !req
332. But he's obsessed with riddles.
He loses sleep over them.Copy !req
333. Excuse me.
The "Francesco Petrarca" school.Copy !req
334. The elementary school? A friend
of mine teaches there. It's beautiful.Copy !req
335. - It's not far from here. Why?
- Good.Copy !req
336. I can sleep an extra half hour.Copy !req
337. Do you have to go
to that school tomorrow moming?Copy !req
338. They're expecting me at 8:30.Copy !req
339. Please, children, silence!
A moment of attention.Copy !req
340. The inspector from Rome
will be here shortly.Copy !req
341. I want to make
a good impression on him.Copy !req
342. Listen very quietly
and carefully to what he says.Copy !req
343. He'll tell us some very important things
about our beautiful country.Copy !req
344. The inspector is here, ma'am.Copy !req
345. He's already here? He's early!Copy !req
346. Sit down, Roberto!Copy !req
347. All rise!Copy !req
348. Good moming, Princess.Copy !req
349. Good moming, Mr. Inspector.
I'm the principal.Copy !req
350. These are some of our teachers.Copy !req
351. Good.Copy !req
352. Therefore...Copy !req
353. How many years have you taught
in this school district?Copy !req
354. Sixteen.Copy !req
355. Are you up to date with the ongoing...Copy !req
356. school program approved
by the ministry this year?Copy !req
357. Yes.Copy !req
358. Did you read the bulletin
regarding childhood hygiene?Copy !req
359. Of course.Copy !req
360. What are you doing on Sunday?Copy !req
361. No, I mean, Sunday is St. Mary's Day.
What are you doing?Copy !req
362. I'm going to the theater.Copy !req
363. - To see what?
- Offenbach.Copy !req
364. Right, they're playing Offenbach.Copy !req
365. Fine. Well...Copy !req
366. Thank you very much, and goodbye.
I just came to—Copy !req
367. We know.Copy !req
368. As you know, the inspector...Copy !req
369. came from Rome to talk to us
about the race manifesto...Copy !req
370. signed by the most well versed
Italian scientists.Copy !req
371. He will, and we're very honored,Copy !req
372. demonstrate to us that our raceCopy !req
373. is a superior race;Copy !req
374. the best of all.Copy !req
375. Take your seats.Copy !req
376. Go ahead, Inspector.Copy !req
377. - Our race—
- Is superior.Copy !req
378. Naturally!Copy !req
379. Our race is superior.Copy !req
380. I've just come from Rome,
right this minute...Copy !req
381. to come and tell you in order
that you'll know, children...Copy !req
382. that our race is a superior one.Copy !req
383. I was...Copy !req
384. chosen, I was,
by racist Italian scientists...Copy !req
385. in order to demonstrate...Copy !req
386. how superior our race is.Copy !req
387. Why did they pick me, children?Copy !req
388. Must I tell you?Copy !req
389. Where can you find...Copy !req
390. someone more handsome than me?Copy !req
391. Justly so, there is silence.
I'm an original "superior race'sCopy !req
392. pure Aryan.Copy !req
393. Children.Copy !req
394. Let's start with something
that one says:Copy !req
395. "What's so big about that?"Copy !req
396. The ear.
Look at the perfection of this ear.Copy !req
397. Left auricle...Copy !req
398. with a pendant little bell at the end.Copy !req
399. Check it out. Movable cartilage.Copy !req
400. Bendable.Copy !req
401. Find two ears more beautiful
than these and I'll leave!Copy !req
402. But you have to show me them.
They dream about these in France!Copy !req
403. Races exist, children.
You bet they do!Copy !req
404. But let's continue.
I want to show you something else.Copy !req
405. Pay attention.Copy !req
406. He said Inspector?Copy !req
407. From Rome?Copy !req
408. The belly button!Copy !req
409. Take a look at this belly button!
What a knot!Copy !req
410. But you can't untie it,
not even with your teeth!Copy !req
411. Those racist scientists tried it.
Not a chance!Copy !req
412. This is an Italian belly button.
It's part of our race!Copy !req
413. Check out this style!Copy !req
414. Look at these muscles:
ceps, biceps, triceps!Copy !req
415. Look at this beauty!
Admire this hip!Copy !req
416. Just look at the movement!Copy !req
417. Gentlemen!Copy !req
418. I must say goodbye now.Copy !req
419. I have to go.
I have an appointment.Copy !req
420. I'll make my Aryan exit
and bid you farewell.Copy !req
421. Farewell! The belly button!Copy !req
422. I'll see you in Venice, Princess.Copy !req
423. I can only hear out of this ear.Copy !req
424. Look at me, Princess.Copy !req
425. Go on, I'm down here.Copy !req
426. Look at me, Princess.Copy !req
427. Tum around, Princess.Copy !req
428. Tum around, around...Copy !req
429. - Can we get a chocolate ice cream?
- Yes, but we'll have to be quick.Copy !req
430. Why?Copy !req
431. We have to be at the prefect's at eight.
We were invited to dinner.Copy !req
432. - Where?
- At the prefect's.Copy !req
433. Have pity on me, Lord.
Let it not be true.Copy !req
434. - Another dinner at the prefect's?
- Your mother is coming too.Copy !req
435. Bingo!Copy !req
436. Let us just go to dinner.
We'll stop by the prefect's for coffee.Copy !req
437. I'm not coming!Copy !req
438. All right, I heard you!
I'll tell him we're not going.Copy !req
439. It'll just be me and you.Copy !req
440. - Good evening, Rodolfo!
- Good evening, Mr. Prefect.Copy !req
441. I'll see you later at my house.
I'll expect you at 8:00.Copy !req
442. We'll be there at 8:00 sharp.Copy !req
443. Where is she?
Did you see her?Copy !req
444. - She has to be here.
- You're here?Copy !req
445. On time tomorrow, got it?Copy !req
446. Did you take that stuff out of the car?Copy !req
447. It's silk. Don't ruin it.
Be very careful.Copy !req
448. - What an opera.
- Beautiful!Copy !req
449. Is that one of your curtains?Copy !req
450. No, it must be one of my colleague's.Copy !req
451. He took my hat again!Copy !req
452. - Let's go.
- Don't you see how it's raining?Copy !req
453. - You go get the car.
- It's right around the comer.Copy !req
454. All right, you wait here.
I'll pull up right here and toot.Copy !req
455. Give me the key!Copy !req
456. Not the house key! The car key!Copy !req
457. The car key? Are you crazy?Copy !req
458. Keep him busy, you know,
the jerk the eggs fell on.Copy !req
459. Keep him busy as long as you can.
I'll see you tonight.Copy !req
460. Inside the car there's...
Go slow!Copy !req
461. The least you could have done
is come get me with the umbrella.Copy !req
462. You're just plain rude.
Look what a mess I am.Copy !req
463. Plus, dinner at the prefect's
gets me so nervous!Copy !req
464. I knew it.
I've got the hiccups.Copy !req
465. I always get them when I'm made
to do something I don't want to.Copy !req
466. Don't you know that it takes
so little to make me happy?Copy !req
467. A chocolate ice cream is enough!
Even two!Copy !req
468. A nice walk together
and then whatever happens happens.Copy !req
469. Instead you...Copy !req
470. Good moming, Princess!Copy !req
471. This is incredible.
You owe me an explanation.Copy !req
472. No, you're the one
who owes me an explanation!Copy !req
473. I stop under a roof and you fall
from the sky into my arms.Copy !req
474. I fall off my bicycle
and end up in your arms.Copy !req
475. I do an inspection at school,
and there you are again!Copy !req
476. You even tum up in my dreams.Copy !req
477. Will you leave me alone?
You've really got a crush on me.Copy !req
478. I don't blame you, but...Copy !req
479. All right. At this point,
I give in. You win.Copy !req
480. Where shall we go, Princess?
To the sea! Do you like the sea?Copy !req
481. Yes, but they're waiting for me
at the theater. Take me back.Copy !req
482. What's happening?Copy !req
483. Princess, do you know how
to tum on the windshield wipers?Copy !req
484. Step on the brakes!Copy !req
485. Have no fear! Hang on to me!Copy !req
486. It's broken!Copy !req
487. When did you leam to drive?Copy !req
488. - Ten minutes ago.
- I thought it was less than that.Copy !req
489. - The top doesn't close.
- The door won't open.Copy !req
490. Wait! We're stuck!Copy !req
491. We'll get out of here.
I'll take care of it.Copy !req
492. The important thing is that
you don't get wet.Copy !req
493. Cover yourself with this.Copy !req
494. Take it.
We'll get out of here now.Copy !req
495. I'll take care of everything.Copy !req
496. Here we go.Copy !req
497. Step right out, Princess.Copy !req
498. There! Step right out!Copy !req
499. There's a huge puddle!
You'll get your feet wet! Wait!Copy !req
500. Here!Copy !req
501. - Go ahead, Princess.
- Where are we?Copy !req
502. We've already been here.Copy !req
503. - Me and you? When?
- Don't you remember?Copy !req
504. The night it was raining...Copy !req
505. and I made you an umbrella
out of a pillow!Copy !req
506. It was a beautiful night. I put
the steering wheel on my shoulder...Copy !req
507. did a little waltz,
and when I stopped in front of you...Copy !req
508. you kissed me.Copy !req
509. Princess, your behind
is blowing in the wind.Copy !req
510. It depends on the person.
My pop was like that.Copy !req
511. He had the ability
to make me do anything.Copy !req
512. He understood me.
He knew how to deal with me.Copy !req
513. I was like putty in his hand.Copy !req
514. I always, always, always said yes.Copy !req
515. So, all these treasures you're hiding,Copy !req
516. there is a way to open
this treasure chestCopy !req
517. and always get you to say yes!Copy !req
518. It's easier than you think.Copy !req
519. - All you need is the right key.
- And where exactly is it?Copy !req
520. Heaven knows.Copy !req
521. It's clearing up.Copy !req
522. So, you were saying...Copy !req
523. the key that always makes you say yes
has to come from heaven.Copy !req
524. Yes.Copy !req
525. I'll give it a try.Copy !req
526. If the Virgin Mary
tosses it down to me...Copy !req
527. You never know.Copy !req
528. Mary, the key!Copy !req
529. Is this it?Copy !req
530. Do you really have to go home?
What about the chocolate ice cream?Copy !req
531. - Let's get it right now.
- No, not now.Copy !req
532. - Then when?
- I don't know.Copy !req
533. Are we going
to let heaven decide that too?Copy !req
534. No, leave Mary alone.Copy !req
535. Don't bother her over an ice cream!Copy !req
536. No, it's way too important.
We can't decide when to have it.Copy !req
537. I have to ask her.Copy !req
538. Mary, send someone to find out...Copy !req
539. how long before
we can have the ice cream!Copy !req
540. Seven seconds!Copy !req
541. - This is my house.
- I've gone by here a thousand times.Copy !req
542. I've always asked myself:
Who lives there?Copy !req
543. I wanted to open my store
right out front.Copy !req
544. - The bookshop?
- Yes. I'll see you every day.Copy !req
545. Goodbye then.Copy !req
546. You've been so nice to me.
All I want now is a hot bath.Copy !req
547. I forgot to tell you.Copy !req
548. Go ahead.Copy !req
549. You can't imagine how much
I feel like making love to you.Copy !req
550. But I'll never tell anyone,
especially not you.Copy !req
551. They'd have to torture me
to make me say it.Copy !req
552. - Say what?
- That I want to make love to you.Copy !req
553. Not just once.
Over and over again!Copy !req
554. But I'll never tell you that.Copy !req
555. I'd have to be crazy to tell you
I'd even make love to you now...Copy !req
556. right here, for the rest of my life.Copy !req
557. You'd better run or you'll get wet.
It's going to rain again.Copy !req
558. Princess.Copy !req
559. - You're all wet.
- My suit is no big deal.Copy !req
560. It's that hat that bothers me.Copy !req
561. I need a dry hat,
but where can I find one?Copy !req
562. How did it go? Right, it's easy!Copy !req
563. Mary, send someone
to give my friend a dry hat.Copy !req
564. Good night, Princess. Farewell.Copy !req
565. - Excuse me, where's the restroom?
- Straight ahead to the left.Copy !req
566. If you don't get up immediately...Copy !req
567. I swear on your father's deathbed
I'll never speak to you again.Copy !req
568. For the rest of my life!Copy !req
569. I'm going to count to three now.Copy !req
570. If you don't get up,
I'll force you to get up.Copy !req
571. One...Copy !req
572. two...Copy !req
573. and three.Copy !req
574. Good girl.Copy !req
575. Do you know
who's getting married?Copy !req
576. Didn't I tell you?
That jerk the eggs fell on!Copy !req
577. - Who's he marrying?
- I don't know.Copy !req
578. But she hasn't even shown up yet.Copy !req
579. Everybody's waiting.Copy !req
580. I've looked everywhere for you!Copy !req
581. - Your uncle.
- My uncle?Copy !req
582. Something's happened.
Come with me!Copy !req
583. Outside! The horse!Copy !req
584. What's that?Copy !req
585. Is that your horse?Copy !req
586. What a sight!
What did they write on him?Copy !req
587. "Achtung, Jewish horse."Copy !req
588. The usual barbarians, vandals.
It's sad. What nonsense.Copy !req
589. "Jewish horse"!Copy !req
590. Don't get upset.
They just did it to...Copy !req
591. They didn't do it to...
They did it "to."Copy !req
592. You'll have to get used to it, Guido.Copy !req
593. - They'll start with you too.
- With me?Copy !req
594. What could possibly happen to me?Copy !req
595. The worst they can do is undress me,
paint me yellow and write...Copy !req
596. "Achtung, Jewish waiter."Copy !req
597. I didn't even know
this horse was Jewish.Copy !req
598. Let's go.
I'll clean him up in the moming.Copy !req
599. Take him back to the stall.Copy !req
600. Look, there, in front of you!Copy !req
601. Wait. I'll surprise her.Copy !req
602. Come with me. I'd like to
introduce you to Fido Giovanardi.Copy !req
603. Doctor Lessing! Where are you going?Copy !req
604. Urgent telegram.
I must go to Berlin immediately.Copy !req
605. - What are these flowers?
- They're for your departure.Copy !req
606. I'll take just one.Copy !req
607. I'll take it to my wife: Guido's flower.Copy !req
608. I truly enjoyed myself with you.Copy !req
609. You're the most ingenious...Copy !req
610. waiter I've ever come across.Copy !req
611. Thank you. You're the customer with
the most culture I've ever served.Copy !req
612. Thank you.Copy !req
613. Goodbye, Doctor Lessing.Copy !req
614. By the way.Copy !req
615. "If you say my name...Copy !req
616. I'm not there anymore.
Who am I?"Copy !req
617. If you say my name,
I'm not there anymore.Copy !req
618. What is it?
What did he say?Copy !req
619. "Silence!"Copy !req
620. Beautiful. If you say the word,
it's not there anymore. Silence.Copy !req
621. I'm not talking about Berlin,
in the outskirts. Imagine that!Copy !req
622. Third grade. Listen to this problem.Copy !req
623. I remember it because it shocked me.Copy !req
624. A lunatic costs the state
four marks a day.Copy !req
625. A cripple, four and a half marks.Copy !req
626. An epileptic, three marks and a half.Copy !req
627. Considering that the average
is four marks a day...Copy !req
628. and there are 300,000 patients,
how much would the state save...Copy !req
629. if these individuals were eliminated?Copy !req
630. I can't believe this!Copy !req
631. That was my exact reaction.Copy !req
632. I can't believe
a seven-year-old child...Copy !req
633. has to solve this kind of equation.Copy !req
634. It's a difficult calculation.
Proportions, percentages.Copy !req
635. They need at least some algebra
to do those equations.Copy !req
636. That's high school material for us.Copy !req
637. No, all it takes is multiplication.
You said there are 300,000 cripples?Copy !req
638. 300,000 times four.Copy !req
639. If we killed them all,
we'd save 1,200,000 marks a day.Copy !req
640. - It's easy!
- Exactly!Copy !req
641. But you're an adult. They make seven-
year-old children do this in Germany!Copy !req
642. It's truly another race.Copy !req
643. "Good moming, Princess."Copy !req
644. - What did you say?
- It's here, on the cake.Copy !req
645. Why are you just standing there?
Let's go!Copy !req
646. Let's dance.Copy !req
647. Just a few words.
You already know it all by now...Copy !req
648. and you've known for several years.Copy !req
649. Dora and I were bom on the same street.Copy !req
650. We went to school together,
we had the same friends.Copy !req
651. Dora is the woman of my life...Copy !req
652. and I'm the man in her life,
therefore...Copy !req
653. we've decided to get married
within the year.Copy !req
654. You're all officially invited
on April the 9th...Copy !req
655. to the Basilica of
Santa Maria del Pellegrino.Copy !req
656. And then we'll celebrate till dawn
all together, right here...Copy !req
657. just as happy as we are now.Copy !req
658. Kiss her! Kiss her!Copy !req
659. - What's wrong with you?
- Nothing.Copy !req
660. - Are you all right?
- Fine.Copy !req
661. Who put this armchair here?Copy !req
662. Are you all right?Copy !req
663. - I'm fine.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
664. - I didn't get hurt.
- No, I was talking about—Copy !req
665. - Are you enjoying yourself?
- It's going fine.Copy !req
666. Go back to your table.Copy !req
667. Go on. I can do this.Copy !req
668. - Are you all right?
- Fine!Copy !req
669. Why are you all asking me that?
Is there something wrong?Copy !req
670. No, nothing is wrong.Copy !req
671. But...Copy !req
672. Go to the kitchen.Copy !req
673. The kitchen.Copy !req
674. They moved everything
around tonight.Copy !req
675. Look where they put the kitchen.Copy !req
676. Peekaboo! Guess who?Copy !req
677. It's me! What, have you gone soft?Copy !req
678. Miss.Copy !req
679. We finally meet, Dora.Copy !req
680. He never introduced us.
You were scared to, weren't you?Copy !req
681. Now you don't need to come
with us to the brothel anymore!Copy !req
682. I apologize if I've disrupted you.
Happiness and best wishes to all.Copy !req
683. You sly old dog!Copy !req
684. What a jolly fellow!Copy !req
685. Everything is just fine.
I'll pick it all up.Copy !req
686. I apologize.Copy !req
687. Princess!Copy !req
688. You're here too?Copy !req
689. Take me away.Copy !req
690. And now, ladies and gentlemen...Copy !req
691. a magnificent surprise
offered by the Grand Hotel.Copy !req
692. The Ethiopian cake!Copy !req
693. Thank you! Music, maestro!Copy !req
694. - Congratulations.
- Thank you.Copy !req
695. Right this way, Princess.Copy !req
696. But you're...Copy !req
697. Quickly, Princess.Copy !req
698. But he's...Copy !req
699. He's that jerk with the eggs!Copy !req
700. Ferruccio!Copy !req
701. He's got the keys
to the house, dam it all!Copy !req
702. Some wire.
I can open it if I find some wire.Copy !req
703. I'm a whiz with wire. My pop taught me.Copy !req
704. I used to make toys out of wire
when I was a kid.Copy !req
705. I opened it.Copy !req
706. Joshua!Copy !req
707. Let's go. You're going
to make Mommy late.Copy !req
708. I lost my tank.Copy !req
709. Don't worry. We'll find it.Copy !req
710. Where did you leave the tank?Copy !req
711. - It's on the stairs.
- I'll get it.Copy !req
712. Hold the bicycle. I'll get it.Copy !req
713. Here.Copy !req
714. Let's go.Copy !req
715. - Go, Pop!
- Go slow!Copy !req
716. You're late for school! Go!Copy !req
717. There's a horse! Two horses!Copy !req
718. Stop ringing that bell!
It's driving me mad!Copy !req
719. - It's not me. It's Joshua.
- It's not me. It's Pop!Copy !req
720. Stop it! Let me off!Copy !req
721. Here we are.Copy !req
722. See you tonight.Copy !req
723. Go fast, Pop!Copy !req
724. Can we buy this for Mommy?Copy !req
725. - How much does it cost?
- Fifteen lire.Copy !req
726. It's a fake. It's probably
a fake cake, like your tank.Copy !req
727. Let's go, Joshua.Copy !req
728. "No Jews or dogs...Copy !req
729. allowed."Copy !req
730. Why aren't Jews or dogs
allowed to go in?Copy !req
731. They just don't want
Jews or dogs to go in.Copy !req
732. Everybody does what they want to.Copy !req
733. There's a hardware store there.Copy !req
734. They don't let Spanish people
or horses into his store.Copy !req
735. Further ahead, there's a drugstore.Copy !req
736. I was with a Chinese friend of mine
yesterday who had a kangaroo.Copy !req
737. I said, "May we?"No, we don't want
any Chinese or kangaroos here."Copy !req
738. They don't like them.
What can I tell you?Copy !req
739. We let everybody into our bookshop.Copy !req
740. No. From now on, we'll write it too.Copy !req
741. - Is there anybody you don't like?
- Spiders. What about you?Copy !req
742. I don't like Visigoths.
Starting tomorrow we'll write...Copy !req
743. "No spiders and Visigoths allowed."Copy !req
744. I'm sick and tired of these Visigoths.Copy !req
745. Good moming.Copy !req
746. Everything's half price.Copy !req
747. - Guido Orefice?
- That's me.Copy !req
748. - You have to come to the prefect's.
- Again?Copy !req
749. - He already went.
- Let's go.Copy !req
750. Why?Copy !req
751. - Is that man with you?
- Yes. Let's go.Copy !req
752. All right.Copy !req
753. - I'm coming too.
- No.Copy !req
754. You stay here.
It won't take long, will it?Copy !req
755. Not long at all.Copy !req
756. Joshua, make sure
you treat the customers good!Copy !req
757. I'll be right back.Copy !req
758. - I'll take this one.
- It costs five lire.Copy !req
759. No, it says ten lire.Copy !req
760. Everything's half price.Copy !req
761. Give this to your mom
and tell her it's from Grandma.Copy !req
762. I've never seen my grandma before.Copy !req
763. - Would you like to meet her?
- Yes.Copy !req
764. You'll meet her tomorrow.Copy !req
765. - Tomorrow?
- Yes.Copy !req
766. Because tomorrow is your birthday...Copy !req
767. and your grandma will come
and bring you a nice present.Copy !req
768. A new tank?Copy !req
769. No, a surprise.Copy !req
770. Give the letter to your mom.Copy !req
771. Bye, Joshua.Copy !req
772. You forgot your change, Grandma.Copy !req
773. Thank you.Copy !req
774. - When are you coming?
- In an hour or so.Copy !req
775. I'm going to stop by my uncle's
to see if he'll bring some leftovers.Copy !req
776. - Then what did Grandma say?
- She's coming tomorrow.Copy !req
777. It's about time!Copy !req
778. - It's time for your bath now.
- I don't want to take one.Copy !req
779. - Go take a bath.
- I took one on Friday.Copy !req
780. He's right.Copy !req
781. You change your shirt.Copy !req
782. - I changed it on Thursday!
- Don't forget the flowers!Copy !req
783. They're outside.
I already picked them.Copy !req
784. - I'll come with you, Pop!
- You have to take a bath, stubbom!Copy !req
785. I don't want to take one!Copy !req
786. Hurry up.
I have to go pick Grandma up.Copy !req
787. - Where do you want the flowers?
- Set them down. I'll be right there.Copy !req
788. I took one on Friday!Copy !req
789. Do you know where Joshua is?Copy !req
790. He must be in there.Copy !req
791. Will you put those things in order?Copy !req
792. Why don't you show me the flowers?
They look so beautiful.Copy !req
793. They are. I'll bring them right over.
You want to see the flowers?Copy !req
794. I'll make them come right over.Copy !req
795. Come, flowers!Copy !req
796. Come, nightstand!Copy !req
797. Schopenhauer, willpower,
I want the nightstand to come here.Copy !req
798. Nightstand, come.Copy !req
799. Stop, nightstand!Copy !req
800. The nightstand seems very dirty to me.Copy !req
801. Good moming, Princess!Copy !req
802. He can already read and write?Copy !req
803. - For over a year now.
- You did a good job.Copy !req
804. We're here.Copy !req
805. - I'll help you get out.
- No, I can do it myself.Copy !req
806. Dora, what's wrong?Copy !req
807. Are we there?Copy !req
808. No, it's a crossing.Copy !req
809. Will you tell me where we're going now?Copy !req
810. What do you mean, where?Copy !req
811. You asked me a thousand times.
We're going...Copy !req
812. to the place...
What's it called?Copy !req
813. We're going...Copy !req
814. Where are we going?Copy !req
815. What day is it today?
Today is your birthday!Copy !req
816. You've always said
you wanted to go on a trip!Copy !req
817. It took me months
to plan this whole thing.Copy !req
818. You know where we're going?Copy !req
819. I can't tell you.
I promised Mom I wouldn't tell.Copy !req
820. You know how she is. She'll get mad.Copy !req
821. It makes me laugh.Copy !req
822. My pop planned something like this
for me when I was little too.Copy !req
823. It was so...
Boy, it was funny!Copy !req
824. I'm not going to tell you.
I want you to see for yourself.Copy !req
825. It's a surprise.
You know, it's really...Copy !req
826. It really makes me laugh.Copy !req
827. I'm tired.Copy !req
828. Go to sleep.Copy !req
829. Where are we going?
Where are they taking us?Copy !req
830. What time is it?
We're leaving right on time.Copy !req
831. What organization!Copy !req
832. - You've never taken a train, huh?
- No. Is it nice?Copy !req
833. It's really nice!Copy !req
834. It's all wooden inside.
Everybody stands up.Copy !req
835. There's not one seat.Copy !req
836. - There aren't any seats?
- What? Seats on a train?Copy !req
837. It's obvious you've never been on one!Copy !req
838. No, everybody stands
real close together.Copy !req
839. Do you see this line?
I got the last tickets just in time!Copy !req
840. Hurry up, Uncle Eliseo.Copy !req
841. I don't want them to say,
"Too late. It's full. Go back home."Copy !req
842. Wait up. We've got a reservation!
Leave some room for us!Copy !req
843. Look at this line!Copy !req
844. Here we are!
We made a reservation!Copy !req
845. Thank you!Copy !req
846. - May I help you?
- There's been a mistake.Copy !req
847. What mistake?Copy !req
848. My husband and son are on that train.Copy !req
849. What's your husband's name?Copy !req
850. Guido Orefice.Copy !req
851. Joshua Orefice...Copy !req
852. and Eliseo Orefice
are on that train too.Copy !req
853. There's no mistake.Copy !req
854. I want to get on that train too.Copy !req
855. - We're all ready.
- Send them off then.Copy !req
856. Go, leave!Copy !req
857. Go back home, ma'am.Copy !req
858. I want to get on that train.Copy !req
859. Let me get on that train!Copy !req
860. Mom's here!Copy !req
861. They stopped the train
to let Mom get on.Copy !req
862. Uncle Eliseo.Copy !req
863. Are you happy? Did you see this place?
Are you tired?Copy !req
864. - I didn't like the train.
- Me either.Copy !req
865. We'll take the bus back.Copy !req
866. We're taking the bus back!
The one with the seats in it!Copy !req
867. - I told them.
- It's better.Copy !req
868. You see? It's all organized!Copy !req
869. Did you see that line?
People are lined up to get inside!Copy !req
870. - Everybody wants to get in!
- What game is this?Copy !req
871. That's it!Copy !req
872. It's that game where...Copy !req
873. It's the game...Copy !req
874. We're all players.Copy !req
875. It's all organized. The game is...Copy !req
876. the men are over here,
the women are over there.Copy !req
877. Then there's the soldiers.
They give us our schedule.Copy !req
878. It's hard, you know. It's not easy.Copy !req
879. If somebody makes a mistake,
they get sent right home.Copy !req
880. That means you have to be very careful.Copy !req
881. But if you win, you get first prize!Copy !req
882. What's the prize?Copy !req
883. First prize!Copy !req
884. - It's a tank.
- I already have one.Copy !req
885. This one's a real tank! Brand new!Copy !req
886. Real?Copy !req
887. Yes! I didn't want to tell you.Copy !req
888. Where's Uncle Eliseo going?Copy !req
889. He's on another team.
It's all organized.Copy !req
890. Bye, Uncle!Copy !req
891. A real tank.Copy !req
892. What did I tell you?Copy !req
893. Fabulous!Copy !req
894. What a place!Copy !req
895. Hurry up or they'll steal our places.
We've got a reservation. Two singles!Copy !req
896. Coming through!Copy !req
897. There's our place!Copy !req
898. This is our bed. We'll sleep real close.Copy !req
899. It's ugly here. It smells.
I want to be with Mommy.Copy !req
900. We will be!Copy !req
901. - I'm hungry!
- We'll eat!Copy !req
902. Plus they're really mean here!
They yell!Copy !req
903. They yell because everybody wants
first prize. They have to be tough.Copy !req
904. - Can I see Mommy?Copy !req
905. - When the game's over.Copy !req
906. When's it over?Copy !req
907. You have to get a thousand points.Copy !req
908. Whoever gets a thousand points
wins a tank.Copy !req
909. I don't believe you.
Are we getting a snack?Copy !req
910. A snack?Copy !req
911. Just ask. We're all friends here.Copy !req
912. - Look who's here. What's his name?
- Bartolomeo.Copy !req
913. Let me ask you something.Copy !req
914. Did the guy who hands out
the bread and jam already come by?Copy !req
915. Dam it all!
We missed him by a second!Copy !req
916. He'll come back again though, won't he?Copy !req
917. He's coming back.Copy !req
918. - What did he say?
- He asked if anyone speaks German.Copy !req
919. He's going to explain the camp's rules.Copy !req
920. - Do you speak German?
- No.Copy !req
921. The game starts now. Whoever's
here is here, whoever's not is not.Copy !req
922. The first one
to get a thousand points wins.Copy !req
923. The prize is a tank!Copy !req
924. Lucky him!Copy !req
925. Every day we'll announce who's
in the lead from that loudspeaker.Copy !req
926. The one with the least points
has to wear a sign saying "jackass"...Copy !req
927. right here on his back.Copy !req
928. We play the part
of the real mean guys who yell.Copy !req
929. Whoever's scared loses points.Copy !req
930. You'll lose your points
for three things.Copy !req
931. One, if you cry.Copy !req
932. Two, if you want to see your mommy.Copy !req
933. Three, if you're hungry
and you want a snack.Copy !req
934. Forget about it!Copy !req
935. It's easy to lose points
for being hungry.Copy !req
936. Just yesterday I lost 40 points...Copy !req
937. because I absolutely had
to have a jam sandwich.Copy !req
938. Apricot jam!
He wanted strawberry.Copy !req
939. Don't ask for any lollipops.
You won't get any.Copy !req
940. We eat them all!Copy !req
941. I ate 20 of them yesterday!Copy !req
942. What a stomachache.
But they sure were good.Copy !req
943. You bet.Copy !req
944. Sorry if I'm going so fast,
but I'm playing hide and seek.Copy !req
945. I have to go now or they'll find me.Copy !req
946. Don't ask me anything.
Ask Bartolomeo. He knows everything.Copy !req
947. Don't forget to tell me
what he said too.Copy !req
948. A thousand points?Copy !req
949. I told you we're going to have fun!Copy !req
950. These guys are crazy!Copy !req
951. This has to weigh a hundred kilos!
It's got to be 3,000 degrees in here!Copy !req
952. Vittorino, I can't cope anymore!Copy !req
953. - After only the first one?
- Why, are there more to move?Copy !req
954. We're here until tonight!Copy !req
955. Bartolomeo, what happened?
Where are they taking you?Copy !req
956. To the hospital.
I hurt my arm.Copy !req
957. We're going to die here!Copy !req
958. I can't take it anymore!
I'm putting this down.Copy !req
959. I'll tell them I can't do it.
What can they do to me?Copy !req
960. They'll kill you!Copy !req
961. - Where does this thing go?
- Down there.Copy !req
962. Good Lord! I'll never make it!Copy !req
963. It's got to be 10,000 degrees in here!Copy !req
964. Pop!Copy !req
965. Look here! See?
It's nice, huh?Copy !req
966. We're signed up.Copy !req
967. When I got there to sign up...Copy !req
968. the referee was there and he said...Copy !req
969. "No, you and your son
aren't on the list.Copy !req
970. You didn't pay your dues."Copy !req
971. I almost fell over.Copy !req
972. He said, "You can go home."
I said, "No, you go home!Copy !req
973. "Joshua and I signed up.Copy !req
974. Give me my number!"Copy !req
975. In fact, they gave me one. Look.Copy !req
976. I had them put it here, too,
just in case.Copy !req
977. See what a nice place...Copy !req
978. your pop takes you to?Copy !req
979. Did you play with the other kids?Copy !req
980. Yes, but they don't know the rules.Copy !req
981. They said it isn't true that
first prize is a tank.Copy !req
982. They don't know anything
about the points.Copy !req
983. Did you fall for that?
They're as sly as foxes.Copy !req
984. They want to beat you!
Are you joking?Copy !req
985. There's no tank?
Don't you believe them!Copy !req
986. How many points did we get today?Copy !req
987. Fifty.Copy !req
988. Forty-eight. They took two points
away from me because...Copy !req
989. I tripped while I was...Copy !req
990. playing hopscotch.Copy !req
991. We...Copy !req
992. laughed like crazy today!
I died laughing!Copy !req
993. Boy, did I have fun!Copy !req
994. I can't wait to start
all over again tomorrow!Copy !req
995. Hopscotch, tug of war
and ring around the rosy.Copy !req
996. Every game.
I don't even remember all of them.Copy !req
997. "You guys are obsessed! Stop!
I'm tired!" I said.Copy !req
998. Listen.Copy !req
999. - Did you eat something?
- Yes, but I didn't ask for a snack.Copy !req
1000. Good boy!
That means you got 12 points too!Copy !req
1001. Forty-eight for me, 12 for you.Copy !req
1002. Sixty points.Copy !req
1003. This is what you get
when you get up to 60.Copy !req
1004. A plain piece of bread, no jam.Copy !req
1005. Here, eat this.Copy !req
1006. - Is 60 points a lot?
- Are you kidding?Copy !req
1007. It sure is!Copy !req
1008. Look who's here! Bartolomeo!Copy !req
1009. How'd it go?Copy !req
1010. Any worse than this;
I got 20 of them.Copy !req
1011. We got more than him.Copy !req
1012. Don't tell him that.
We're in the lead!Copy !req
1013. I already told you:
no children or old ladies!Copy !req
1014. Back inside! You don't work!Copy !req
1015. The rest, downstairs!Copy !req
1016. Let's go, girls, quickly.
Come on. This way!Copy !req
1017. That one's new.
She leamed right away.Copy !req
1018. The lady at the door,
she seemed nice when she first came.Copy !req
1019. She's the worst of all!Copy !req
1020. At least she didn't send
the old ladies and children to work.Copy !req
1021. They don't send old people and kids
to work because they kill them!Copy !req
1022. One of these days
they'll call them to take a shower.Copy !req
1023. "Children, shower time!"Copy !req
1024. The truth is, they make them
shower there in the gas chamber.Copy !req
1025. Downstairs!Copy !req
1026. How can I do this?Copy !req
1027. Vittorino!Copy !req
1028. Where'd they find all these anvils?Copy !req
1029. Pop!Copy !req
1030. Why are you here?
You're not supposed to be here!Copy !req
1031. Go away!Copy !req
1032. Why aren't you with the other kids?Copy !req
1033. They said...Copy !req
1034. all us kids have to take
a shower today, and I don't want to.Copy !req
1035. - Go take a shower!
- No!Copy !req
1036. I'm not going to.Copy !req
1037. Go take a shower!Copy !req
1038. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1039. We're making... a tank.Copy !req
1040. We're building the tank.
We're still working on the tracks.Copy !req
1041. We're running slow.Copy !req
1042. You can't stay here.
Go take your shower!Copy !req
1043. I don't want to!Copy !req
1044. You stubbom thing! I'll tell Mom!
Ten points off for you!Copy !req
1045. Hide behind there.
We'll go back together when I'm done.Copy !req
1046. Don't let anyone see you!Copy !req
1047. This sure is fun.Copy !req
1048. Everything!Copy !req
1049. Take everything off!
Hang it up there!Copy !req
1050. You'll get it back after the shower.Copy !req
1051. Forward!Copy !req
1052. Remember your number
to get your clothes back!Copy !req
1053. Women and children will shower together.Copy !req
1054. Are you hurt?Copy !req
1055. Thanks, Bartolomeo.Copy !req
1056. From now on, you have
to hide here the whole day.Copy !req
1057. If they see us now it's over.
We're disqualified.Copy !req
1058. What do I have to do?Copy !req
1059. You have to stay.
Vittorino, help me out.Copy !req
1060. You have to hide here all day.Copy !req
1061. Don't let anyone see you,
especially those mean guys who yell.Copy !req
1062. Remember.Copy !req
1063. Stay hidden!Copy !req
1064. This is the hardest part.Copy !req
1065. If we get this right, the tank is ours.
It's worth 120 points a day.Copy !req
1066. I'll take you with me.
I'll hide you. You're gone.Copy !req
1067. Who's ever seen you before?
Who are you? Where is he?Copy !req
1068. Got it?Copy !req
1069. Got ya!Copy !req
1070. Good boy!Copy !req
1071. Anybody here? Am I disturbing?Copy !req
1072. Come here!Copy !req
1073. Quick as lightning!Copy !req
1074. Good moming, Princess!Copy !req
1075. Last night,
I dreamt about you all night!Copy !req
1076. We were going to the movies.Copy !req
1077. You were wearing that pink suit
that I really like.Copy !req
1078. You're all I think about, Princess.Copy !req
1079. I always think about you. And now...Copy !req
1080. Mommy!Copy !req
1081. Pop wheels me in the wheelbarrow,
but he doesn't know how to drive!Copy !req
1082. We laugh like crazy!Copy !req
1083. We're in the lead!
How many points do we have today?Copy !req
1084. Run! The mean guys
who yell are behind us!Copy !req
1085. - Where?
- Over here! Come on!Copy !req
1086. Are they dry?Copy !req
1087. They're dry.Copy !req
1088. Catch.Copy !req
1089. Get dressed.Copy !req
1090. What happened to Vittorino,
Alfonso and the others?Copy !req
1091. They didn't make it.Copy !req
1092. "If you say my name,
I'm not there anymore."Copy !req
1093. Silence.Copy !req
1094. Thank goodness. I was getting scared.
What happened to you?Copy !req
1095. They're half crazy!Copy !req
1096. The man who does the check-ups,
the Captain;Copy !req
1097. he's a friend of mine.
I met him when I was a waiter.Copy !req
1098. He said they're having a dinner
with all the officials and their wives.Copy !req
1099. He asked me if I wanted
to wait tables at the dinner.Copy !req
1100. Maybe he wants to help me.
He might get us out of here.Copy !req
1101. Have you seen Joshua?Copy !req
1102. What do you mean, no?Copy !req
1103. What are you doing?
Come here!Copy !req
1104. - No.
- I told you to come.Copy !req
1105. No? Come on out!Copy !req
1106. Come out! Look here.
You're all dirty.Copy !req
1107. Where have you been?Copy !req
1108. I had to finish playing rummy.Copy !req
1109. They make buttons and soap out of us.Copy !req
1110. - What are you saying?
- They bum us all in the oven.Copy !req
1111. Who told you that?Copy !req
1112. A man was crying. He said they make
buttons and soap out of us.Copy !req
1113. You fell for that?Copy !req
1114. Again?Copy !req
1115. I thought you were a sharp boy;
cunning, intelligent.Copy !req
1116. Buttons and soap out of people?
That'll be the day!Copy !req
1117. You believed that?Copy !req
1118. Just imagine. Tomorrow moming,
I wash my hands with Bartolomeo...Copy !req
1119. a good scrub.Copy !req
1120. Then I'll button up with Francesco.Copy !req
1121. Dam it all!Copy !req
1122. Look! I just lost Giorgio!Copy !req
1123. Does this look like a person?Copy !req
1124. Come on! They were teasing you!
And you fell for it!Copy !req
1125. What else did they tell you?Copy !req
1126. That we get cooked in the oven.Copy !req
1127. They bum us up in the oven.Copy !req
1128. You fell for that too!
You just eat everything up!Copy !req
1129. I've heard of a wood oven...Copy !req
1130. but I've never seen a man oven before.Copy !req
1131. "I'm made of wood!"
"Take this lawyer!"Copy !req
1132. "This lawyer doesn't bum.
He's not dry enough.Copy !req
1133. Look at that smoke!"Copy !req
1134. Buttons, soap,
we get bumed in the oven.Copy !req
1135. Let's be serious now.Copy !req
1136. I have a bag race
with the bad guys tomorrow.Copy !req
1137. That's enough. I want to go home.Copy !req
1138. - Now?
- Right now.Copy !req
1139. It's raining now. You'll come down
with a terrible fever!Copy !req
1140. I don't care. Let's go.Copy !req
1141. All right. If you want to go...Copy !req
1142. I'll get our stuff and we'll leave.Copy !req
1143. - We can leave?
- Naturally.Copy !req
1144. What do you think they do,
force people to stay here?Copy !req
1145. That'll be the day.Copy !req
1146. Wouldn't that be great?
Let's go. We'll pack our bags...Copy !req
1147. and get out of here.Copy !req
1148. What a shame. We were in the lead.
We're quitting. Off the list we go.Copy !req
1149. Some other kid will win the real tank.Copy !req
1150. There aren't any other kids.
I'm the only one left.Copy !req
1151. There aren't any more kids?
It's chock-full of them here!Copy !req
1152. Where are they then?Copy !req
1153. They're all hiding.
Nobody's supposed to see them.Copy !req
1154. - This is a serious game!
- I just don't get it.Copy !req
1155. How many points do we have?Copy !req
1156. Almost 687.Copy !req
1157. I told you a thousand times.Copy !req
1158. Let's go, though.Copy !req
1159. - We're winning, but if you want—
- We're winning?Copy !req
1160. We're first, I told you.
But we'll quit if you want.Copy !req
1161. I saw the chart yesterday.
We'll go anyway, though.Copy !req
1162. Bye, Bartolomeo.
Joshua and I are leaving.Copy !req
1163. We're fed up here.Copy !req
1164. The tank is done. It's ready.Copy !req
1165. Clean the spark plugs off
before you start it.Copy !req
1166. Open the throttle...Copy !req
1167. otherwise the cannon
will get stuck with the tracks.Copy !req
1168. And the gun. Did you see how nice it is?
It came out beautiful!Copy !req
1169. Lift the emergency brake off
before you move! We're going.Copy !req
1170. Joshua wants to quit.Copy !req
1171. We could have gone back
with a tank soon,Copy !req
1172. but we'll take the bus today.Copy !req
1173. Joshua and I are leaving.
So long, everybody!Copy !req
1174. We're tired of this place.Copy !req
1175. Let's go or we'll miss the bus.Copy !req
1176. Let's go, Joshua.Copy !req
1177. It's raining. I'll come down
with a terrible fever!Copy !req
1178. It's me, Pop!Copy !req
1179. I have to tell you
something important! Come here!Copy !req
1180. That little rascal's been
running away all moming.Copy !req
1181. - Is there really a kid?
- There must be two thousand!Copy !req
1182. They're like mice.
They hide all over the place!Copy !req
1183. Those creeps want our tank! Stop!Copy !req
1184. Wait.Copy !req
1185. I might have spotted him.Copy !req
1186. I think he's nearby.Copy !req
1187. Look. Go see if he's hiding in there.
I'll wait here.Copy !req
1188. I'll keep a watch out.Copy !req
1189. He's there, Pop!Copy !req
1190. - What'd he look like? Blond?
- Yes.Copy !req
1191. That's him then.
His name is... Schwanz.Copy !req
1192. He's been in there for three weeks.Copy !req
1193. He was the runner up.
We beat him, though!Copy !req
1194. Sooner or later,
I'll find the others too.Copy !req
1195. - How many are there?
- It's swarming, I told you.Copy !req
1196. They're all hidden.Copy !req
1197. - Look, Pop!
- There's a hideout!Copy !req
1198. Got ya, got ya, got ya!
You're out! Let's go.Copy !req
1199. - Holy smokes! She saw us!
- Are we out?Copy !req
1200. She's coming over for you.Copy !req
1201. Now it's time for the "be quiet" game.Copy !req
1202. You're never to speak.Copy !req
1203. Swear it!Copy !req
1204. - Swear it!
- I swear.Copy !req
1205. They all talk strange.
You can't understand a word.Copy !req
1206. If we get through this,
the first prize is ours.Copy !req
1207. They're rounding up everyone
in first place. It's the silence game.Copy !req
1208. Not a word, got it?Copy !req
1209. Why are you here with the children?Copy !req
1210. Quiet! You're never to speak.Copy !req
1211. I swear.Copy !req
1212. I have to talk to you.Copy !req
1213. Very important.Copy !req
1214. - Where? When?
- I'll signal you. Later.Copy !req
1215. Thank you.Copy !req
1216. I told you not to talk to the children.Copy !req
1217. Doctor, my wife is here too.Copy !req
1218. Slowly.Copy !req
1219. Eat slowly. It's bad for you.Copy !req
1220. We're in the lead.
We just might leave early.Copy !req
1221. The game finishes early.Copy !req
1222. Don't make a mistake
now that we're in the lead.Copy !req
1223. Slowly.Copy !req
1224. So. Pay attention.Copy !req
1225. "Fat, fat, ugly, ugly,
all yellow in reality.Copy !req
1226. If you ask me what I am...Copy !req
1227. I answer, 'Cheep, cheep, cheep.'Copy !req
1228. Walking along I go, 'Poopoo'.Copy !req
1229. Who am I? Tell me true."Copy !req
1230. A duckling, right?Copy !req
1231. Is it a duckling?Copy !req
1232. It's not!Copy !req
1233. A veterinarian friend of mine
sent it to me from Vienna.Copy !req
1234. I can't send him mine...Copy !req
1235. until I solve this one.Copy !req
1236. I thought...Copy !req
1237. duck-billed platypus...Copy !req
1238. but it doesn't go,
"Cheep, cheep, cheep."Copy !req
1239. A duck-billed platypus goes...Copy !req
1240. I translated it into Italian
for you last night.Copy !req
1241. Well, what do you say?Copy !req
1242. Everything points to a duckling.Copy !req
1243. Help me.Copy !req
1244. For heaven's sake...Copy !req
1245. help me.Copy !req
1246. I can't even sleep.Copy !req
1247. It's the duckling!Copy !req
1248. Come here!Copy !req
1249. - I'm tired.
- Come here.Copy !req
1250. Where are we here?Copy !req
1251. I might have taken the wrong way.Copy !req
1252. Good boy, sleep.
Dream sweet dreams.Copy !req
1253. Maybe it's only a dream!Copy !req
1254. We're dreaming, Joshua.Copy !req
1255. Tomorrow moming,
Mommy will come wake us up...Copy !req
1256. and bring us two nice cups
of milk and cookies.Copy !req
1257. First, we'll eat.Copy !req
1258. Then I'll make love to her
two or three times...Copy !req
1259. if I can.Copy !req
1260. Excuse me, Bartolomeo.Copy !req
1261. They've called those two officers
20 times. I bet they escaped.Copy !req
1262. - Did you understand anything else?
- It's clear enough.Copy !req
1263. The war is over.
They're running all over the place.Copy !req
1264. Where are those trucks going?Copy !req
1265. The important thing is
not to get on those trucks.Copy !req
1266. They leave full and come back empty.Copy !req
1267. You know where they're going?Copy !req
1268. What about the women?
What's going on?Copy !req
1269. Let's get out of this dump and split up.Copy !req
1270. We don't even have to pack our bags!Copy !req
1271. I've been hearing
only dogs and machine guns.Copy !req
1272. - They want to get rid of everything.
- I'm leaving.Copy !req
1273. See you in Viareggio.
We'll start an anvil factory!Copy !req
1274. So long, guys. I'm leaving.Copy !req
1275. Come see.Copy !req
1276. Look how mad they are! Furious!Copy !req
1277. You see? They're looking for you.Copy !req
1278. Just for you. All this is over you!Copy !req
1279. You're the last one!
The last one to find!Copy !req
1280. They're even looking under the rocks!Copy !req
1281. The game is over tomorrow.
They'll give the award.Copy !req
1282. If they don't find you tonight,
it's worth 60 points!Copy !req
1283. How many points do we have?Copy !req
1284. We've got 940 points. Plus 60?Copy !req
1285. - A thousand!
- First place! We win!Copy !req
1286. They're looking all over for you.Copy !req
1287. No mistakes tonight. This is it!Copy !req
1288. - Go hide in that box, quick!
- Schwanz is in there.Copy !req
1289. Who?Copy !req
1290. The blond boy.Copy !req
1291. They got him yesterday.
He was eliminated.Copy !req
1292. It's the safest place to hide.
Nobody will look.Copy !req
1293. Let's go, quick as lightning. Come on!Copy !req
1294. Inside!Copy !req
1295. Take this blanket in case you get cold.Copy !req
1296. I'll be back soon.Copy !req
1297. I'll put them on the wrong track.
I think I saw him over there!Copy !req
1298. Pop, you scared me to death!Copy !req
1299. Give me the blanket.
Are you cold?Copy !req
1300. Give me your sweater then.Copy !req
1301. I'll throw it on a tree
and put them off track.Copy !req
1302. They're looking all over for you!Copy !req
1303. Everybody's yelling, "Where's Joshua?"Copy !req
1304. They're even cursing.
They're really, really mad!Copy !req
1305. No one will find you.
Bye, now. I'll be back later.Copy !req
1306. Listen...Copy !req
1307. if I'm really late coming back...Copy !req
1308. don't you move.Copy !req
1309. Don't come out.
You're not to come out...Copy !req
1310. until it's completely quiet...Copy !req
1311. and nobody is in sight, just to be safe.Copy !req
1312. Say it!Copy !req
1313. I won't come out until nobody is around.Copy !req
1314. Good boy, stubbom.Copy !req
1315. Leave!Copy !req
1316. Go away, dog!Copy !req
1317. Go, dog!Copy !req
1318. Leave.Copy !req
1319. Good job, Ferruccio.Copy !req
1320. It works.Copy !req
1321. Is there anyone called Dora here?Copy !req
1322. Dora, are you here? It's Guido.Copy !req
1323. I know someone is hiding here.
Is there a Dora here?Copy !req
1324. Is there a Dora here?
She's Italian. She's my wife.Copy !req
1325. Yes, there's a Dora here.Copy !req
1326. It's me, Dora!Copy !req
1327. It's not her!
Is there another Dora?Copy !req
1328. Jump out of the truck
as soon as you can!Copy !req
1329. Get off! Jump out!Copy !req
1330. It's true!Copy !req
1331. Mommy!Copy !req
1332. This is my story.Copy !req
1333. This is the sacrifice my father made.Copy !req
1334. This was his gift to me.Copy !req
1335. - We won!
- Yes, we won!Copy !req
1336. A thousand points
to laugh like crazy about!Copy !req
1337. We came in first!
We're taking the tank home!Copy !req
1338. We won!Copy !req