1. YeahCopy !req
2. I want it that wayCopy !req
3. Tell me whyCopy !req
4. Ain't nothin' but a heartacheCopy !req
5. Tell me whyCopy !req
6. Ain't nothin' but a mistakeCopy !req
7. Tell me whyCopy !req
8. I never want to hear you sayCopy !req
9. want it that wayCopy !req
10. Don't look at me when
you sing that part.Copy !req
11. Feel it!
Ugh.Copy !req
12. That wayCopy !req
13. Man,
that was pretty fun.Copy !req
14. What happened, man?Copy !req
15. It's not a solo group. I
needed you up there with me.Copy !req
16. That's why none of those
kids had solo careers.Copy !req
17. I meant us.Copy !req
18. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
19. Remember when we
first moved here...Copy !req
20. and we said if we didn't make
it by the time we were 30...Copy !req
21. we would move
back to Ohio?Copy !req
22. Remember that?
Yeah.Copy !req
23. We're 30 as shit
right now.Copy !req
24. And tomorrow you're gonna
sell your game, J.Copy !req
25. That's a guarantee, dude.Copy !req
26. And also, they're running
my commercial again.Copy !req
27. Why would you want
them to run that?Copy !req
28. What do you mean?
It's great exposure.Copy !req
29. Is it?Copy !req
30. I have.Copy !req
31. I have.
I have.Copy !req
32. Genital herpes.Copy !req
33. Dude, I got $11,000
from that commercial.Copy !req
34. I've been living
off that for 2 years.Copy !req
35. Oh, just go talk to her,
you pussy.Copy !req
36. You want me to open for you?
I do not.Copy !req
37. I'll be happy
to open for you.Copy !req
38. The last girl you had sex
with was 55 years old.Copy !req
39. Don't bring Jane
into this, dude.Copy !req
40. What was I
supposed to say?Copy !req
41. "Hi, I'm a 30-year-old assistant
at a video game company.Copy !req
42. "Wanna meet my roommate?"Copy !req
43. L.A. doesn't work
like that, dude.Copy !req
44. Fucking piece
of shit!Copy !req
45. Come on, do not do this
to me right now, bro.Copy !req
46. Piece of shit!Copy !req
47. What the...!
I hear you, dude!Copy !req
48. One second!Copy !req
49. I don't need the lights in my face.
I hear you!Copy !req
50. Should I reverse into him?
Absolutely not.Copy !req
51. Just go!
What?Copy !req
52. Oh, no, you gotta
be kidding me.Copy !req
53. Oh, dude, it's bad.
That's real damage.Copy !req
54. Hey, dude!Copy !req
55. Don't touch car.Copy !req
56. You hit my car.
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
57. Ryan, chill.
I'll get proof.Copy !req
58. What the fuck?Copy !req
59. You need to watch
who you take picture of.Copy !req
60. Don't touch
my friend, man!Copy !req
61. What? I said get
away from my friend.Copy !req
62. Ryan.Copy !req
63. I need your
insurance information.Copy !req
64. Hey! Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
65. Hey, get their
plates, man!Copy !req
66. They don't have plates!
Damn it.Copy !req
67. Hey, nobody move. You
guys are all witnesses.Copy !req
68. What's up, guys?Copy !req
69. How's everybody doing?Copy !req
70. Everybody's good?Copy !req
71. Cool. Cool. Um...Copy !req
72. This...Copy !req
73. is a character-driven
action game.Copy !req
74. But don't think
of it as a game.Copy !req
75. Think of it as
a real life experience.Copy !req
76. You are a cop,
put in real life...Copy !req
77. Okay, stop. Stop.Copy !req
78. Shut that shit off.Copy !req
79. Okay.Copy !req
80. Spare me
the corny gimmicks.Copy !req
81. What's the game about?Copy !req
82. Um, it's called "Patrolman."Copy !req
83. Patrol-Man. Huh.Copy !req
84. I like that. What kind of
superpowers does he have?Copy !req
85. Check out
this girl's pussy.Copy !req
86. Oh, no, it's a cop, so he doesn't
have any superpowers or anything.Copy !req
87. What does he have?Copy !req
88. Is he a vampire,
or anything original?Copy !req
89. You know
what's original?Copy !req
90. Firefighters.Copy !req
91. Yes.
Firefighters? Okay.Copy !req
92. Who wants to be a cop?Copy !req
93. I wanna shoot at cops.
I don't wanna be one.Copy !req
94. Good point.Copy !req
95. If I can just show
you guys the game.Copy !req
96. Cops are actually
really cool.Copy !req
97. No, they're not.
Shut up.Copy !req
98. You know what's
really cool?Copy !req
99. Zombies.Copy !req
100. I want you to start working on
"Firefighters versus Zombies."Copy !req
101. That's genius.
Boom!Copy !req
102. What if it was a war between
firefighters and zombies?Copy !req
103. Post-apocalyptic.Copy !req
104. Set it in New York City and destroy
Manhattan. Hey. You writing this down?Copy !req
105. All right,
we can win this!Copy !req
106. Razor-15! 1-4-5! Hut!Copy !req
107. 1 Mississippi, 2
Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...Copy !req
108. I'm open!Copy !req
109. 5 Mississippi, 6 Mississippi,
7 Mississippi...Copy !req
110. Come on,
I'm wide open!Copy !req
111. Rock you like a hurricaneCopy !req
112. Are you ready, baby?Copy !req
113. Here I amCopy !req
114. Rock you like a hurricaneCopy !req
115. Eat shit, Joey.Copy !req
116. Rock you like a hurricaneCopy !req
117. Here I amCopy !req
118. Whoa, ho-ho!Copy !req
119. Yes!Copy !req
120. This is good.
Everybody, huddle up!Copy !req
121. Tommy, you gotta
block a little bit.Copy !req
122. Use your heart.
You block like a bitch.Copy !req
123. You're a ball hog!Copy !req
124. Man up!Copy !req
125. Joey, did you
see that shit?Copy !req
126. Dude, that shit was tight.
Right?Copy !req
127. Shut up, Joey.Copy !req
128. Hey, don't tell him
to shut up.Copy !req
129. Come on.
We're out of here.Copy !req
130. Where are you
guys going?Copy !req
131. Home!Copy !req
132. What the fuck, Ron?Copy !req
133. It is a tie game!Copy !req
134. You will not go pro
with that attitude, Ron!Copy !req
135. You didn't go pro!Copy !req
136. I got injured, man!
What's your excuse?Copy !req
137. What do you do
all day, anyway?Copy !req
138. What do you do all day?
Hang outwith Ron?Copy !req
139. Shut up!Copy !req
140. Why don't you
shut up, Ron?Copy !req
141. Who is that guy?Copy !req
142. Some loser.Copy !req
143. He shows up every day and
he thinks he's our coach.Copy !req
144. Ron's getting in my
fucking head, dude.Copy !req
145. Hello?Copy !req
146. Ow!Copy !req
147. Why would you do that?Copy !req
148. Why'd you hit me
in the face?Copy !req
149. You don't jump
out on brothers.Copy !req
150. We don't like that,
you know that!Copy !req
151. I was just trying to show you
the costume for tonight.Copy !req
152. God!Copy !req
153. So how did we do today?Copy !req
154. They... bought it.Copy !req
155. Green light.
Yeah!Copy !req
156. Oh, I'm so happy for you!
I knew it! Yeah!Copy !req
157. And that's why we're going
to the party tonight in style.Copy !req
158. Do you really
wanna do that?Copy !req
159. It's gonna be like
a college reunion.Copy !req
160. Yes!Copy !req
161. I don't know, man.Copy !req
162. I mean, they're throwing a costume
party in the middle of June.Copy !req
163. That's what the e-vite said.Copy !req
164. I don't know.
It doesn't make sense.Copy !req
165. I'll tell you
what makes sense.Copy !req
166. Us kicking ass and taking names.
We're ghosts.Copy !req
167. You look ridiculous.Copy !req
168. Then how about those?Copy !req
169. My cop stuff?Copy !req
170. No.
Why not?Copy !req
171. No. Then how about this,
you fucking downer...Copy !req
172. Cops or ghosts?
Your choice.Copy !req
173. We look ridiculous.Copy !req
174. What are you talking about?
We look badass.Copy !req
175. I feel like Danny Glover before
he got too old for this shit.Copy !req
176. These vests are
really heavy.Copy !req
177. Because they're
real bulletproof vests.Copy !req
178. They are?
Yeah.Copy !req
179. So all this is real?
Everything.Copy !req
180. What about the guns?
Are the guns real?Copy !req
181. Yeah, but they
don't fire.Copy !req
182. What is the point
of that?Copy !req
183. The police are here.Copy !req
184. You idiot.Copy !req
185. Why am I an idiot?Copy !req
186. Because this is not a costume
party, it's a masquerade party.Copy !req
187. That's the same thing.Copy !req
188. Not the same thing.
Not the same thing.Copy !req
189. Okay, relax.Copy !req
190. Not the same thing.
Where are you going?Copy !req
191. Hey, man! Congrats!Copy !req
192. Oh, it's Justin!
Hey!Copy !req
193. Ryan said you were a big time
video game designer now.Copy !req
194. Oh.Copy !req
195. I wouldn't say
big time...Copy !req
196. but I
definitely work on games.Copy !req
197. Come on! He said you just got
done selling some huge game!Copy !req
198. What's it called? I'm gonna
tweet that shit out.Copy !req
199. Um...Copy !req
200. Patrolman versus Zombies...Copy !req
201. Patrol-Man
versus Zombies, okay.Copy !req
202. Versus Firefighters.Copy !req
203. Patrol-Man versus Zombies
versus Firefighters.Copy !req
204. Good seeing you.Copy !req
205. What a game this has been.Copy !req
206. It's been back and
forth the entire game.Copy !req
207. Heck of a performance
from this guy...Copy !req
208. Senior Quarterback,
Ryan O'Malley...Copy !req
209. Hey, who's that
handsome guy?Copy !req
210. O'Malley takes the snap,
avoids the blitz.Copy !req
211. Nobody's open. O'Malley
is gonna take it himself.Copy !req
212. He cuts across the field,
leaving Chandler in the dust.Copy !req
213. He's at the twenty.
Two men to beat. Ten.Copy !req
214. Five. Touchdown!Copy !req
215. He made it! What a run!Copy !req
216. O'Malley did it. He made it!Copy !req
217. What a run!Copy !req
218. Ryan O'Malley has just delivered
one of the greatest...Copy !req
219. But I knew I could
beat the outside.Copy !req
220. This has been a stellar
performance by O'Malley...Copy !req
221. the young player
who we're hopingCopy !req
222. to see a lot of
in the future...Copy !req
223. O'Malley!Copy !req
224. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
225. Oh! Everybody's here!
Great to see you guys!Copy !req
226. I was just
watching the play.Copy !req
227. What happened? We all thought
you would have gone pro.Copy !req
228. Yeah, definitely.
You know, with the injury...Copy !req
229. Didn't I see you in a
herpes commercial, though?Copy !req
230. Yeah, you did!
I killed that, right?Copy !req
231. So you're an actor now?Copy !req
232. No, they found me
in a mall, dude.Copy !req
233. No, I've been
mentoring some kids...Copy !req
234. teach some football, the
ins and outs of the game.Copy !req
235. How to play it right.Copy !req
236. You know, just to give back
to the community.Copy !req
237. But what's your job?Copy !req
238. Yeah, there's
odds and ends.Copy !req
239. I told you I did
that commercial.Copy !req
240. No, I mean,
what's your career?Copy !req
241. I mean, what do you...Copy !req
242. Hey, he's O'Malley, right?
That's his job.Copy !req
243. Yeah, man.
Right?Copy !req
244. You're out of here? Oh, you
guys are going with him?Copy !req
245. Oh, you're all going.Copy !req
246. What happened
to that guy?Copy !req
247. Ryan.Copy !req
248. Wait up.Copy !req
249. I didn't sell
my game today.Copy !req
250. I know, Justin.Copy !req
251. L.A.'s not
for me, dude.Copy !req
252. I'm moving back
to Ohio.Copy !req
253. Are you all right?Copy !req
254. Me too, man.Copy !req
255. Me too.Copy !req
256. This magic momentCopy !req
257. So different and so newCopy !req
258. Was like any otherCopy !req
259. Until I met youCopy !req
260. And then it happenedCopy !req
261. Officer!Copy !req
262. Officer!Copy !req
263. Scavenger hunt! We all
have to kiss a cop!Copy !req
264. Everything I want I haveCopy !req
265. Whenever I hold you tightCopy !req
266. This magic momentCopy !req
267. That was different.Copy !req
268. Yeah.Copy !req
269. Freeze!Copy !req
270. You guys
over there, freeze!Copy !req
271. Everybody freeze.Copy !req
272. What the fuck?Copy !req
273. Carry on.
Everybody be safe.Copy !req
274. Carry on.Copy !req
275. I got my eyes
on you, Jack.Copy !req
276. Carry on.Copy !req
277. Goodness.Copy !req
278. Justin, you've got
to try it.Copy !req
279. Police! Freeze!Copy !req
280. Oh!Copy !req
281. My bad, dude.Copy !req
282. Stupid pigs.Copy !req
283. Stay in school.Copy !req
284. Yep, they think
we're real.Copy !req
285. So, let's be cops.Copy !req
286. Well-well-well.
What do we have here?Copy !req
287. What you got in
your hand there?Copy !req
288. Oh, a joint.Copy !req
289. Officers, this is...Copy !req
290. That's some
really good weed, man.Copy !req
291. Is this for real?Copy !req
292. Go.Copy !req
293. Do not exhale, man. Just keep it in.
Be cool.Copy !req
294. Be cool, Justin,
we're good.Copy !req
295. Even the cops think
we're cops, Justin.Copy !req
296. Yeah!Copy !req
297. Hey, look who it is.Copy !req
298. Look, dude.Copy !req
299. I knew we'd see
these dicks again.Copy !req
300. Hey, pull over.Copy !req
301. Are you serious?
I'm serious.Copy !req
302. They're at Georgie's.
Pull over.Copy !req
303. This is not right.
I make my payments.Copy !req
304. I don't talk. We have
been here 32 years.Copy !req
305. This is my whole life.
This is my family.Copy !req
306. Georgie, be smart.Copy !req
307. When Mossi admires your
business, you make him partner.Copy !req
308. But I never
asked for a partner.Copy !req
309. He no your ask permission.Copy !req
310. You realize we're
not real cops, right?Copy !req
311. Just watch my 6.Copy !req
312. Your 6?
My backup.Copy !req
313. Don't use the lingo.Copy !req
314. Oh, fuck you. I'm using the lingo.
The lingo's half the fun.Copy !req
315. Whoo!Copy !req
316. We're here.Copy !req
317. We got reports
of a 418.Copy !req
318. What? Why don't you tell
them what a 418 is?Copy !req
319. I don't know.
Tell them.Copy !req
320. And I gotta say,
you look suspicious, buddy.Copy !req
321. Hands where I can see them.
All of you.Copy !req
322. Hands where I can see them!Copy !req
323. What's going on
over there? Come on.Copy !req
324. Get my 6.
Don't say that.Copy !req
325. What the...?Copy !req
326. Hey, you two,
get up here. Now.Copy !req
327. Do I know you?
You do now.Copy !req
328. Everybody outside. Now.Copy !req
329. Now!Copy !req
330. Outside!Copy !req
331. All right, turn around.
Hands against the car.Copy !req
332. Now. Hands against the car.Copy !req
333. Dude.Copy !req
334. Take my photo.Copy !req
335. For what?
For Facebook.Copy !req
336. Thank you.Copy !req
337. All right,
turn around, guys.Copy !req
338. Chop chop, guys.
Turn around.Copy !req
339. This vehicle was involved in a
hit-and-run the other night.Copy !req
340. And the car you hit
was very expensive.Copy !req
341. The car was worth anywhere
between $15,000 and $27,000.Copy !req
342. 27...Copy !req
343. $27,000.Copy !req
344. Partner...
My bad.Copy !req
345. Give them a sobriety test.
I'm gonna 402 the vehicle.Copy !req
346. What's a 402?Copy !req
347. Search and seizure.Copy !req
348. Hey, guys.Copy !req
349. How's your
night going?Copy !req
350. 402.Copy !req
351. Hands on
your head, please.Copy !req
352. Do a couple of
spins for me.Copy !req
353. That's good.Copy !req
354. Okay-Copy !req
355. You can't drive around...Copy !req
356. with bourbon in your...Copy !req
357. What else?Copy !req
358. Pelvic thrusts. Hands still
up there, pelvic thrusts.Copy !req
359. Yeah, like that.Copy !req
360. What? What? What?Copy !req
361. Ho-ho!Copy !req
362. Yeah!Copy !req
363. Now...Copy !req
364. bust it wide open.Copy !req
365. You gotta see what's
going on back there.Copy !req
366. What's going on
back there?Copy !req
367. Pop that.
Earn that money.Copy !req
368. Dance like you just found
out you're pregnant.Copy !req
369. That's laundry for a week.
Thank you, gentlemen.Copy !req
370. Yeah!Copy !req
371. When did you guys
stop dancing?Copy !req
372. And that goes there.Copy !req
373. Well, I hope we all
learned a lesson here.Copy !req
374. Now who are you?Copy !req
375. Who are we?Copy !req
376. Why don't you tell
these men who we are?Copy !req
377. We're the law, bitch.Copy !req
378. Yeah!
That was cool, man.Copy !req
379. It felt so good.
Yeah!Copy !req
380. You heard him.
We're the law, bitch.Copy !req
381. We're the new
sheriffs in town. Okay?Copy !req
382. Now get in your
car and get out.Copy !req
383. Now.Copy !req
384. Yeah! All right!Copy !req
385. This is what
we needed, buddy.Copy !req
386. How far are we planning
on taking this, dude?Copy !req
387. Why do you ruin everything
by thinking about it?Copy !req
388. Just enjoy the night.Copy !req
389. Hey, um...Copy !req
390. I'm sorry. I had no idea
that you were a cop.Copy !req
391. Oh.Copy !req
392. No, I'm not really a cop.Copy !req
393. What do you mean?Copy !req
394. We're more than cops.Copy !req
395. Yeah, we help all
the intense units.Copy !req
396. SWAT, FBI.Copy !req
397. The other day,
we were on a 5150...Copy !req
398. and this guy comes off with
a sawed-off shotgun, right?Copy !req
399. Bang, bang, bang!Copy !req
400. Dude, what are you...Copy !req
401. I look behind me
and J-Rock...Copy !req
402. puts one in the chest
and two in the balls.Copy !req
403. One in each ball.Copy !req
404. Wow, really?Copy !req
405. No, I don't
shoot testicles.Copy !req
406. Do not let that
humble face fool you.Copy !req
407. And we all at the force talk about it.
We think he needs a serious...Copy !req
408. back massage.Copy !req
409. Okay.Copy !req
410. Uh, I'm Josie.Copy !req
411. Oh, nice to meet you.Copy !req
412. Nice to meet you, too...Copy !req
413. Chang.Copy !req
414. Oh...Copy !req
415. Chang. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
416. Chang, yeah.Copy !req
417. That's my name.
It's a family name.Copy !req
418. Chang you very much.Copy !req
419. That was racist.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
420. You're funny.Copy !req
421. I'm sure I will see you
around, Officer Chang.Copy !req
422. Oh, my lord!Copy !req
423. Ooh!Copy !req
424. She likes you, Justin.Copy !req
425. You do not mess
with the law!Copy !req
426. You don't mess with the law!
Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
427. Yeah!Copy !req
428. We have problem.Copy !req
429. Cops stopped us from
getting Georgie to sign.Copy !req
430. What kind of cops?Copy !req
431. Hie-cops?Copy !req
432. Yeah.Copy !req
433. Did they buy you
a donut?Copy !req
434. Now find me those cops.Copy !req
435. Police
hand signals are crucialCopy !req
436. in life-threatening
situations.Copy !req
437. The most important
hand signal is Code 4.Copy !req
438. Code 4 means,
"All clear.Copy !req
439. "We're all good here."Copy !req
440. Code 4. All clear.Copy !req
441. What is Code 387?
Grand Theft.Copy !req
442. What is Code 287?
Kidnapping.Copy !req
443. Watch your surroundings.Copy !req
444. Control the situation.Copy !req
445. Remember the
3 essential steps of self-defense.Copy !req
446. Absolutely. It's all the
technique I told you about.Copy !req
447. Okay?
Let's may, Joey.Copy !req
448. Try to kill me.Copy !req
449. You're the bad guy. You're the
crackhead, I'm the cop. Go.Copy !req
450. Come at me.
Come at me.Copy !req
451. You stabbed me, you son-of-a-bitch!
Sorry.Copy !req
452. Whoo!Copy !req
453. All right!
What you got going, my dude?Copy !req
454. Whatever we want!
We're cops!Copy !req
455. Oh, shit.Copy !req
456. Oh, shit, dude.
I'm getting pulled over.Copy !req
457. Play it cool, Chang.Copy !req
458. Play it cool? I can't play it cool.
I'm black!Copy !req
459. Turn off the
engine and step out of the car.Copy !req
460. Okay. I'm getting out.Copy !req
461. Hands on top of your head.Copy !req
462. Okay-Copy !req
463. Are you
wearing an LAPD uniform?Copy !req
464. Officer, I can explain...
Turn around!Copy !req
465. Spread your legs.Copy !req
466. Don't fight it!Copy !req
467. Officer,
what are you doing?Copy !req
468. Whoo!
Officer!Copy !req
469. I'm gonna ride you!Copy !req
470. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
471. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
472. You should have
seen your face, man!Copy !req
473. Wow. Where did
you get this?Copy !req
474. EBay, dude.Copy !req
475. EBay? Yeah,
there's tons of them.Copy !req
476. Isn't this so illegal?Copy !req
477. No.Copy !req
478. Well, I mean, yeah.Copy !req
479. Putting the lights on
kind of is.Copy !req
480. I had to do that myself.Copy !req
481. What about the LAPD shit.Copy !req
482. Got it online.Copy !req
483. Then I went to Kinko's.
Kinko's?Copy !req
484. Plastered it on myself.Copy !req
485. This is crazy, dude.Copy !req
486. Some next level shit
is what it is, Justin.Copy !req
487. Some next level shit.Copy !req
488. Load it up and crack a trickCopy !req
489. I'm above the law, bitchCopy !req
490. Isn't that the guy who took
a shit on our doorstep?Copy !req
491. He's a cop.Copy !req
492. Everybody get downCopy !req
493. Officers,
is there a problem?Copy !req
494. Do you want to go
to jail tonight?Copy !req
495. Um...Copy !req
496. There you guys are!Copy !req
497. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
498. Somewhere fun.Copy !req
499. All right!Copy !req
500. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
501. Damn!Copy !req
502. Oh, no, no, no. We're real cops.
These are our guns and...Copy !req
503. We paid $500
for your asses.Copy !req
504. Now get up there
and shake those dicks!Copy !req
505. That's right!Copy !req
506. I'm getting
fucked tonight.Copy !req
507. Take it off.Copy !req
508. Come to mama.Copy !req
509. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
510. Get your dollar
bills ready, girls.Copy !req
511. WOMAN 23 Make it flash!Copy !req
512. No touching!Copy !req
513. Stop, guys!Copy !req
514. Can I just dance?Copy !req
515. Ew.
What?Copy !req
516. Oh, gosh.Copy !req
517. You get
what you pay for.Copy !req
518. Ugh.Copy !req
519. All right, let's do it again.
Roll up the windows.Copy !req
520. Here we go! Here we go!Copy !req
521. You look really different
without your uniform.Copy !req
522. Is that a compliment
or an insult?Copy !req
523. All right,
young lady.Copy !req
524. I'm the cop here,
so I'll be askingCopy !req
525. the remainder of
the questions, ma'am.Copy !req
526. Oh, okay.
First off...Copy !req
527. How on earth do you
not have a boyfriend?Copy !req
528. Honestly, Justin, I have
the worst taste in men.Copy !req
529. Thank you.
No, I mean...Copy !req
530. I'm a psycho magnet.
I don't know.Copy !req
531. Give me an example.Copy !req
532. Okay-Copy !req
533. Right now, there's this guy who keeps
coming in to my work and bothering me.Copy !req
534. And normally, I would just
tell him to get lost...Copy !req
535. but he's like
real deal scary.Copy !req
536. Next time this guy
shows up at your workCopy !req
537. you tell him
I want his number.Copy !req
538. Seriously,
he seems like my type.Copy !req
539. Whoa, is that real?Copy !req
540. Yeah, it happens sometimes.Copy !req
541. I like it.Copy !req
542. I like you.Copy !req
543. Listen, I gotta
tell you something.Copy !req
544. What?Copy !req
545. And it's gonna sound crazy.Copy !req
546. Officer Chang,
this is the LAPD...Copy !req
547. I'm gonna need you to stop creeping
out that girl and get back to work.Copy !req
548. All right!Copy !req
549. I have to tell her.Copy !req
550. She's too good
of a girl, man.Copy !req
551. And now she's sitting over here
thinking I'm Denzel in Training Day.Copy !req
552. More like Ethan Hawke.Copy !req
553. What's that?
What are those?Copy !req
554. Oh, this?Copy !req
555. You sew those on?Copy !req
556. I got promoted
to sergeant.Copy !req
557. You promoted yourself?Copy !req
558. I feel like
I deserved it.Copy !req
559. I don't want you getting
too weird with this.Copy !req
560. I'm not getting
too weird, Chang!Copy !req
561. Stop calling me Chang.Copy !req
562. Look at your nametag.Copy !req
563. I would love to
meet the 6-foot-1Copy !req
564. Chinese guy that
can fit this outfit.Copy !req
565. All units, all
units, we have a 2735 in progress...Copy !req
566. Stop, I wanna hear this.Copy !req
567. A 2735 in progress...Copy !req
568. Domestic disturbance.
Sweet. Let's hit that shit.Copy !req
569. No. What are you doing?Copy !req
570. Yes.
No!Copy !req
571. Yes, let's get in the shit.Copy !req
572. No!Copy !req
573. Don't!Copy !req
574. We're getting in the shit!
We're not getting in the shit!Copy !req
575. We're getting in the shit! No!Copy !req
576. I'm a sergeant!Copy !req
577. Oh, I'm gonna
kill you, Justin.Copy !req
578. I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
579. Reported
suspects are 3 females,Copy !req
580. early 20's,
possibly intoxicated.Copy !req
581. Oh, that's how
it's sweet.Copy !req
582. Light them cherries up! Whoo!Copy !req
583. What if the real
cops come?Copy !req
584. Are you kidding? It'll
take at least an hour.Copy !req
585. It's a domestic
disturbance call.Copy !req
586. How do you
know that?Copy !req
587. Would you shut up and
let me do my job here?Copy !req
588. Wait, wait, wait.
What?Copy !req
589. What's the plan?Copy !req
590. The plan is we
control the situation.Copy !req
591. That's what the YouTube video said.
YouTube?Copy !req
592. Police! Open up!Copy !req
593. I'm gonna wait in the car, bro.
Chang!Copy !req
594. Get your ass back here right now.
You're my partner...Copy !req
595. Thank God you're here!Copy !req
596. Oh, yeah,
thank God we are here.Copy !req
597. Absolutely. What seems
to be the problem, ma'am?Copy !req
598. It's my sorority sisters.
Please hurry and come in.Copy !req
599. Sorority sisters.Copy !req
600. Oh, I thought you said you were
gonna wait in the car, Chang.Copy !req
601. I'm not.Copy !req
602. I thought you said you were
gonna wait in the car.Copy !req
603. Stand down.
You stand down!Copy !req
604. I'm the sergeant, Chang.
I'm going first.Copy !req
605. What the hell?Copy !req
606. You need
to get out.Copy !req
607. Well, I'm out.Copy !req
608. Chang. Chang!Copy !req
609. We gotta control
the situation.Copy !req
610. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
611. Hey, hey!
You need to stop!Copy !req
612. I'm controlling
the situation!Copy !req
613. You need to give me the phone!
You're gonna get your ass whooped!Copy !req
614. Help!Copy !req
615. I will control
the situation... Ow!Copy !req
616. Chang, help!Copy !req
617. All right!Copy !req
618. Don't touch me!Copy !req
619. Calm down, sir!Copy !req
620. Excuse me?Copy !req
621. That's a ma'am!
Oh.Copy !req
622. Oh.Copy !req
623. You guys seem like
two classy ladies.Copy !req
624. Let's handle this like adults.
Yes.Copy !req
625. What is your name?
Precious.Copy !req
626. She ain't that precious.
What is your real name?Copy !req
627. Precious.Copy !req
628. Yeah, but when you were
born, what did your...Copy !req
629. Not your gang name
or your stripper name.Copy !req
630. Precious.Copy !req
631. Ma'am, for the last time,
what is your name?Copy !req
632. It's Precious.Copy !req
633. Precious, okay, that's cool.
That's a very pretty name.Copy !req
634. So Precious, great name, why don't
you tell us what's going on here?Copy !req
635. I'll tell you what's going on! She's
trying to get with my man behind my back!Copy !req
636. I ain't trying shit!
Her man be texting me!Copy !req
637. Hell no!
You're a lying-ass bitch!Copy !req
638. You call me a bitch again,
bitch, and see what happens!Copy !req
639. Just don't call her
a bitch again, okay?Copy !req
640. Here's what we're gonna do.
Give me your phone.Copy !req
641. What you doing?
Stop!Copy !req
642. I'm gonna go home.Copy !req
643. Stop it, we're cops.
Act like it.Copy !req
644. I will be reading the part of
D'Andre, the man in question.Copy !req
645. JaQuandae!
JaQuandae.Copy !req
646. You read JaQuanda.Copy !req
647. I'm not gonna do that.Copy !req
648. "What are you doing?"Copy !req
649. Why do you get
to read the boy?Copy !req
650. Justin!Copy !req
651. "What are you doing?"Copy !req
652. "Eating soup.Copy !req
653. "Trying to lose some
weight and stuff."Copy !req
654. And I did.Copy !req
655. "Girl, you ain't gotta lose
shit." Thank you.Copy !req
656. "'Cause you fine
as wine."Copy !req
657. "Look, D'Andre, Don't be
texting me again, okay?"Copy !req
658. You see?Copy !req
659. "Unless you wanna get
them nuts up in my guts."Copy !req
660. Oh, that's sex!
That's sex!Copy !req
661. You can win this, J!Copy !req
662. What are you crazy?Copy !req
663. Oh!Copy !req
664. I'm sorry!
Oh no, you didn't!Copy !req
665. Oh, ho-ho! I felt it!Copy !req
666. I felt the squish!Copy !req
667. You hit my girl!
Why would you do that?Copy !req
668. J, control
the situation!Copy !req
669. No!Copy !req
670. That's what you get!Copy !req
671. Don't even say it.Copy !req
672. That's what you get.Copy !req
673. Does this hurt?Copy !req
674. Ouch. Yeah.Copy !req
675. Ooh.
Still hurts.Copy !req
676. How many bad guys were there?
Um...Copy !req
677. Two, but the little girl,
she could really fight.Copy !req
678. She?
What?Copy !req
679. You said she.Copy !req
680. No, I didn't. Why would I say she?
I fight guys.Copy !req
681. Whoa! Whoa.Copy !req
682. Okay, now that scares the
shit out of me, for real.Copy !req
683. Thank you.
Wow.Copy !req
684. It's cool that you're a make-up artist.
That's awesome.Copy !req
685. Yeah, trying to be.Copy !req
686. What do you mean?
I don't know.Copy !req
687. I'm not a make-up artist.
I'm a waitress.Copy !req
688. When do I face
reality and just...Copy !req
689. You can't give up
on a dream.Copy !req
690. Look at all this
work you've done.Copy !req
691. That's the last
thing you wanna do.Copy !req
692. Or else you're gonna regret
it for the rest of your life.Copy !req
693. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
694. It's pretty insightful
for a badass cop.Copy !req
695. Okay, Josie, wait.Copy !req
696. Um...Copy !req
697. I gotta tell
you something.Copy !req
698. This...Copy !req
699. This is not me.
It's not.Copy !req
700. Josie. Please.Copy !req
701. Okay, Josie...Copy !req
702. I need to tell you something.
I'm not a cop, okay?Copy !req
703. I am a cop.Copy !req
704. Holy fuck, I'm a cop!
I'm a motherfucking cop!Copy !req
705. Wow.Copy !req
706. Wow.
Wait, what?Copy !req
707. No, whoa, what I meant
to say is...Copy !req
708. I'm not a good cop.
For you, I'm not.Copy !req
709. Yeah, put those away.Copy !req
710. It's hard
to concentrate.Copy !req
711. Oh, my
God, I'm so hot.Copy !req
712. Oh, my gosh.
Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
713. Oh, no, no, no. I'm all me.
I like ladies.Copy !req
714. I'm a lady's man, baby.Copy !req
715. You really need
to stop talking.Copy !req
716. I'm so proud
of you, Chang.Copy !req
717. We just kissed, dude.Copy !req
718. But the next time I see her,
I'm telling her the truth.Copy !req
719. But tonight we're going big.Copy !req
720. Yeah, man!Copy !req
721. Because we're copsCopy !req
722. Cops
CopsCopy !req
723. Trying to earn a livingCopy !req
724. Hey, hey,
hey, shut up, actually.Copy !req
725. Oh, shit!
We're fine. Relax.Copy !req
726. Oh, shit!Copy !req
727. Pull over! Fuck!Copy !req
728. Oh, damn it.Copy !req
729. Shit, we're gonna
go to jail.Copy !req
730. I don't wanna go to jail.
I don't wanna braid hair.Copy !req
731. They hide cell phones in their butts.
Shut up!Copy !req
732. We're not going to jail. Just relax.
This will be interesting.Copy !req
733. Here's what we're gonna do. On
the count of 3, I'm gonna bolt.Copy !req
734. What?Copy !req
735. Let's see if they can catch us.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
736. Let me handle this. Don't say a word.
Don't do anything stupid.Copy !req
737. You don't do anything stupid.
Don't do anything, Ryan.Copy !req
738. Honestly, shut up.Copy !req
739. Code 4, we're all clear.
Move on.Copy !req
740. You don't have any plates
on your vehicle.Copy !req
741. We're not sure
what to make of that.Copy !req
742. We were on a 288.Copy !req
743. While we were inside,
somebody stole our plates.Copy !req
744. Is that right?
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
745. That's right.
So I said, Code four.Copy !req
746. Move on.Copy !req
747. Oh, shit.
I'm sorry, Sergeant.Copy !req
748. I didn't see the stripes.Copy !req
749. We've been getting a lot of
calls about stolen cop cars.Copy !req
750. I'm Officer Segars,
this is Officer Jackson.Copy !req
751. Sorry, Sergeant, we should
have called it in first.Copy !req
752. Well, goddamn it, guys!Copy !req
753. Don't let it happen again, all right?
That's amateur hour.Copy !req
754. Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.Copy !req
755. Look, I don't mean
to scold you.Copy !req
756. I was young and
hungry once, too.Copy !req
757. I get it.
I'm Officer O'Malley.Copy !req
758. This is my best friend
and partner, Officer Chang.Copy !req
759. Best friend, huh, and partner?Copy !req
760. Oh, I wish I could
say the same.Copy !req
761. Listen, I'm kind of
embarrassed about this.Copy !req
762. Is there any way I can make it up to you?
We're about to get off.Copy !req
763. How about we take you guys out
and buy you a couple of drinks?Copy !req
764. Oh...
To a cool cop bar?Copy !req
765. Yeah, it's the coolest.Copy !req
766. If you're buying, we're drinking.
I don't have any money on me.Copy !req
767. Well, yeah,
the first round.Copy !req
768. I'm sorry. Unfortunately,
we're a little tired.Copy !req
769. We had a long day,
so we're...Copy !req
770. I don't know if you
guys got the memo...Copy !req
771. but Chang here is
a bit of a whang.Copy !req
772. Hey, let me tell you something.
Jackson here is no peach either.Copy !req
773. Non-stop donut farts.Copy !req
774. Never a dull moment,
am I right, Sarge?Copy !req
775. 6-Adam-7. We got a Code
30 at Ace Hardware.Copy !req
776. Dude, no!Copy !req
777. We're Code 6. Let's go.Copy !req
778. No, no, no.
What are you doing?Copy !req
779. We're getting their six.
No, we're not!Copy !req
780. Wanna take the lead
on this, Sarge?Copy !req
781. Me? No, you guys
go ahead.Copy !req
782. I'm gonna evaluate you guys,
individually and as a team.Copy !req
783. Go. We got eyes on you.Copy !req
784. Holy shit.Copy !req
785. LAPD!Copy !req
786. Los Angeles
Police Department!Copy !req
787. Shh, shh.Copy !req
788. Let's go.
No, no, no.Copy !req
789. Don't you crawl.
I'm crawling.Copy !req
790. Ow.Copy !req
791. What?Copy !req
792. What did you do?
I don't know.Copy !req
793. Two here.
Okay, great.Copy !req
794. Copy that.
What is he saying?Copy !req
795. They're going in
from the west perimeterCopy !req
796. and we're going to
the east perimeter.Copy !req
797. No, we're not going to any perimeter.
Copy that.Copy !req
798. Dude, Ryan!Copy !req
799. No, no, no!Copy !req
800. Your gun's fake.
Let's go.Copy !req
801. Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
802. Your gun's not real.Copy !req
803. Don't touch
a shooter's arm!Copy !req
804. Come on,
pig motherfuckers!Copy !req
805. Don't call us pigs!
Where did you get that?Copy !req
806. You wanna get weird,
let's get weird.Copy !req
807. Oh, my God!Copy !req
808. Hold on!
Hold it!Copy !req
809. Hold it.
Hold it.Copy !req
810. Just take off, all right?
We're not gonna chase you.Copy !req
811. Stay right here.
We are gonna chase you.Copy !req
812. Do not listen to him.Copy !req
813. He's an idiot.
He's an idiot.Copy !req
814. You can go.
We are police officers.Copy !req
815. I promise you
we won't chase you.Copy !req
816. I promise we
will chase you,Copy !req
817. and I promise I'll
catch you, you rat.Copy !req
818. Don't look at him.
I swear to you...Copy !req
819. I pinky swear,
we will not chase you.Copy !req
820. I pinky swear.
Just touch it.Copy !req
821. He almost did it!Copy !req
822. Oh, my God.
Okay.Copy !req
823. Let me just
get this straight.Copy !req
824. Did you just
pinky-swear with a perp?Copy !req
825. Yeah.Copy !req
826. That's the most embarrassing
thing I've ever lived through!Copy !req
827. What are you talking about?
Did you see how strong he was?Copy !req
828. He looked like Pacquiao
and Fabio had a baby!Copy !req
829. Take him, Sarge,
take him!Copy !req
830. Go ahead. This one's all you.
Nope.Copy !req
831. Go ahead.
Nope.Copy !req
832. You got it, Sarge!
Watch and learn.Copy !req
833. I came in like a wrecking ballCopy !req
834. Oh, shit!Copy !req
835. I never hit so hard at loveCopy !req
836. All I wanted was
to break your wallsCopy !req
837. on, my God!Copy !req
838. All you ever did
was wreck meCopy !req
839. Oh, my God!Copy !req
840. Yeah, you, you wreck meCopy !req
841. Wait, wait, wait.
Hold, hold, hold.Copy !req
842. Let me up!
Let me up!Copy !req
843. Come here.
There you go!Copy !req
844. Way to go, Chang!Copy !req
845. Where is the other guy?Copy !req
846. What?Copy !req
847. What other guy? What
are you talking about?Copy !req
848. The other perp.Copy !req
849. I think it was
just that guy.Copy !req
850. You pinky swear
about that?Copy !req
851. There were 2.
Yeah, 2.Copy !req
852. Let's find them
then, guys! Come on!Copy !req
853. You take the front, we'll
take the back, all right?Copy !req
854. - Yep, absolutely.
- All right.Copy !req
855. All right!Copy !req
856. Chang. Do not
Tom Cruise run.Copy !req
857. Yeah!Copy !req
858. Whoo! That is living, man!Copy !req
859. I still taste that guy's
sweat in my mouth.Copy !req
860. Congratulations. That is
the taste of victory, man.Copy !req
861. It's your first
collar, dude.Copy !req
862. Dude, that was
way too close.Copy !req
863. Seriously. What's the
worst that could happen?Copy !req
864. "Simply wearing
a police badge isCopy !req
865. "punishable by 1 year
minimum in a federal..."Copy !req
866. What the fuck?Copy !req
867. "The use of official
police equipment...Copy !req
868. "is punishable by up to 2 years
in a federal penitentiary."Copy !req
869. "Driving a vehicle with red or
blue lights is punishable...Copy !req
870. "by up to 3 years imprisonment
and $200,000 fine."Copy !req
871. What about a whole
damn police car?Copy !req
872. Everybody get downCopy !req
873. Which one of you little pricks
asked me what I do all day?Copy !req
874. I'm a cop.Copy !req
875. Joey, hop in.Copy !req
876. Out of my way.Copy !req
877. Take a lap, little boys.Copy !req
878. He's a cop, Ron!Copy !req
879. He ain't shit!Copy !req
880. I love it, man.Copy !req
881. Look, you had a great shift.
You keep it up...Copy !req
882. and I'll give you
that badge I promised you.Copy !req
883. What the hell
have you been doing?Copy !req
884. Jesus, you scared
the shit out of me.Copy !req
885. And who is this?Copy !req
886. It's Joey.
He's our intern.Copy !req
887. Ryan, are you insane?Copy !req
888. No.Copy !req
889. We could go to jail for
years for this shit.Copy !req
890. And now you have
a little kid involved?Copy !req
891. Who's this bitch?Copy !req
892. I will slap that little
afro off your head.Copy !req
893. You're good. Dude,
this is it, all right?Copy !req
894. Take the uniform off.
We're throwing them away.Copy !req
895. We are done. Seriously.Copy !req
896. You wanna retire?Copy !req
897. Shit.Copy !req
898. This is Chang.
You're good.Copy !req
899. I need you to come down here
right away. I'm at Georgia's.Copy !req
900. Wait. What's wrong, Josie?Copy !req
901. Please come down as
soon as you can. Hurry.Copy !req
902. Yeah, but just
tell... Hello?Copy !req
903. Damn it.
Did you hear that?Copy !req
904. Looks like we're coming out
of retirement, homeboy.Copy !req
905. We gotta go around back
to surprise them.Copy !req
906. All right,
here's what we're gonna do.Copy !req
907. I'm gonna bum-rush in, I'm
gonna say my killer line...Copy !req
908. then you come in and
repeat everything I said.Copy !req
909. No.Copy !req
910. Ready, and...Copy !req
911. Yippee-ki-yay, bitches!
Everyone down!Copy !req
912. Yippee-ki-yay, bitches...
Everyone...Copy !req
913. So you're the new
sheriffs in town.Copy !req
914. Acting all hard
when I'm not here.Copy !req
915. Well, I'm here now.Copy !req
916. Huh.Copy !req
917. Are you the
new boyfriend?Copy !req
918. Can I talk to you
for a second, please?Copy !req
919. All right, boyfriend.Copy !req
920. All right.Copy !req
921. My buddy's
gonna handle this.Copy !req
922. Okay?Copy !req
923. That's real steel. You
don't mess with the Chang.Copy !req
924. Listen, you gotta
leave her alone now.Copy !req
925. I'm not even talking to you
like a police officer.Copy !req
926. This is just me talking to
you like a regular guy.Copy !req
927. So this is you
without a badge?Copy !req
928. Yeah. It's just
man-to-man.Copy !req
929. Okay, let's backtrack a little bit.
So I'm a cop now...Copy !req
930. You did it again. Yep.Copy !req
931. You think you can
fuck with my business?Copy !req
932. Are you threatening me?Copy !req
933. I'm a cop, asshole.Copy !req
934. You ain't shit.Copy !req
935. What? You wanna jump?Copy !req
936. Come on, bitch,
let's go.Copy !req
937. Let's do it.Copy !req
938. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
939. Jump.Copy !req
940. You're not
worth the paperwork.Copy !req
941. I'm the law here.Copy !req
942. Back off...Copy !req
943. of everything.Copy !req
944. Next time you come
to a call like this...Copy !req
945. who knows?Copy !req
946. Bullets fly.Copy !req
947. Cops get hit all the time.Copy !req
948. All right, so we're
just gonna come cleanCopy !req
949. and tell these
guys everything.Copy !req
950. Everything except for the fact that
we've been pretending to be cops.Copy !req
951. What? No.Copy !req
952. It's called
taking responsibility.Copy !req
953. This shit has
gone way too far.Copy !req
954. It sounds stupid, man.Copy !req
955. It's not stupid.
It is stupid.Copy !req
956. It's smart. By
principle, it's stupid.Copy !req
957. Justin, you could still stop right now.
Shut up.Copy !req
958. Hi. Listen I don't know
where to begin...Copy !req
959. I should probably do the
talking here... Shh.Copy !req
960. I guess we want to
file a police report.Copy !req
961. Mmm-hmm.
What kind of report?Copy !req
962. Uh, he and I have been pretending to
be cops for the past couple of weeks.Copy !req
963. Excuse me?Copy !req
964. It sounds crazy.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
965. Yeah. It started out
just as fun...Copy !req
966. but now we're in a lot of
trouble and we need help.Copy !req
967. From real cops.Copy !req
968. Hold on a second
there, Angie.Copy !req
969. Don't believe
a word these guys say.Copy !req
970. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
971. These guys are a couple
of real jokers!Copy !req
972. Let me guess.Copy !req
973. You guys came down here to help
me fill out all that paperwork...Copy !req
974. you ditched us with
the other night, am I right?Copy !req
975. That's right, yeah.
No.Copy !req
976. Good to see you guys again.
Come on back.Copy !req
977. We're gonna go back.Copy !req
978. This guy is a rascal.Copy !req
979. No, I'm being serious.
We're really not cops.Copy !req
980. That's not funny.Copy !req
981. George Segars, he said
don't worry about it.Copy !req
982. Help me. Please!Copy !req
983. See you, Angie.Copy !req
984. We're not cops.
It's not funny.Copy !req
985. His name's
Mossi Kasic.Copy !req
986. He's top of the shitlist.Copy !req
987. I'm surprised you guys
haven't heard of him.Copy !req
988. I deal with guys like this
on a daily basis, Segars.Copy !req
989. I hear you, Sarge
but this guy is different.Copy !req
990. He runs a crew,
preys on local shop owners...Copy !req
991. and immigrants like himself.Copy !req
992. He muscles in...Copy !req
993. takes co-ownership
of the businesses...Copy !req
994. and then uses it for money
laundering and whatnot.Copy !req
995. He's an animal.Copy !req
996. Hey, beautiful.Copy !req
997. You can't reason
with him, can't talk to him.Copy !req
998. He loves to fight.
He lives for it.Copy !req
999. He's got this crazy temper.Copy !req
1000. He can snap,
just like that.Copy !req
1001. It's all right.Copy !req
1002. He's taken down
some big scores.Copy !req
1003. Every time we raid his place, though...
nothing.Copy !req
1004. We can't find
anything on the inside.Copy !req
1005. I gotta say,
I want this guy bad.Copy !req
1006. It's good to hear.
I want him bad, too.Copy !req
1007. I think about it every night.
Me, too.Copy !req
1008. I just lay awake,
staring at the ceiling...Copy !req
1009. just thinking about
different ways to nail him.Copy !req
1010. I'm obsessed with
nailing this dude.Copy !req
1011. I wanna put him up on the wall,
you know, and just...Copy !req
1012. "What's my name?"
That's right.Copy !req
1013. Anyways, that's probably
never gonna happen.Copy !req
1014. What's going on, guys?Copy !req
1015. Nothing. We were just
talking about Mossi.Copy !req
1016. Nobody in the community's
gonna testify against him...Copy !req
1017. and without hard evidence,
we got nothing.Copy !req
1018. So why don't we
do surveillance?Copy !req
1019. Believe me, I'd love to do that, but
it's a little bit above my pay grade.Copy !req
1020. Right.Copy !req
1021. However...Copy !req
1022. between you and me, Sarge...
Everything is.Copy !req
1023. This station has
a shitload of equipment.Copy !req
1024. I'm talking about wiretaps,
pinhole cameras,Copy !req
1025. anything you want,
I can get for you.Copy !req
1026. I want all of it.Copy !req
1027. All right.Copy !req
1028. Let's do it. Yeah!Copy !req
1029. Hey, Sarge, Brothers in
Blue, should we sing it?Copy !req
1030. Sing what? It's the academy song.
Come on.Copy !req
1031. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Fire it up.Copy !req
1032. Brothers in blueCopy !req
1033. That's good. This guy
never stops, does he?Copy !req
1034. There's a police song?Copy !req
1035. I gotta learn that.
You're a fucking idiot.Copy !req
1036. We were supposed
to turn ourselves inCopy !req
1037. and now your
checking out equipment?Copy !req
1038. Dude, you heard the cop.
It's up to us to get this guy.Copy !req
1039. He is the devil's nephew.Copy !req
1040. We're not going
near that guy!Copy !req
1041. So let me
get this straight.Copy !req
1042. You finally meet
a girl that you like...Copy !req
1043. and she likes you, and then
some douchebag comes around...Copy !req
1044. and says that you
can't be with her...Copy !req
1045. and your first
thought is to run away?Copy !req
1046. Yes. He said
he would kill me.Copy !req
1047. I'm not gonna let
you run away, man.Copy !req
1048. You know what?Copy !req
1049. What?Copy !req
1050. You wanna know
what people say about you?Copy !req
1051. I know what they say.Copy !req
1052. But I haven't felt like
this in a long time.Copy !req
1053. I'm good at this.Copy !req
1054. I need you, man.
I need you to...Copy !req
1055. I need you to
believe in me, man.Copy !req
1056. Please.Copy !req
1057. I'm in.Copy !req
1058. Were you about to cry?Copy !req
1059. Yeah, I don't
wanna talk about it.Copy !req
1060. I got misty, my heart
started pumping fast.Copy !req
1061. So how are we
gonna find this guy?Copy !req
1062. This is it.Copy !req
1063. God, I'm getting good
at this detective stuff.Copy !req
1064. Is that why you're
wearing that suit?Copy !req
1065. Oh, yeah, I got promoted.Copy !req
1066. You promoted
yourself again?Copy !req
1067. Yeah. I'm a detective.Copy !req
1068. What do you think
they're doing in there?Copy !req
1069. I don't know, man. Something
shady, that's for sure.Copy !req
1070. Let's see if we can get
inside and open those doors.Copy !req
1071. Let's see if we
don't do that.Copy !req
1072. Listen, Chang...Copy !req
1073. you've gotta stop
being such a pussy, okay?Copy !req
1074. Yeah, no shit.Copy !req
1075. Dude...Copy !req
1076. I will whoop
your little ass.Copy !req
1077. You will not touch his ass.
I will hit him.Copy !req
1078. Don't you
fucking hit me.Copy !req
1079. Don't!Copy !req
1080. Oh, perfect.Copy !req
1081. If I wasn't involved in a case
right now, I would light you up.Copy !req
1082. That right there, that apartment,
that's our vantage point.Copy !req
1083. But somebody
lives in there.Copy !req
1084. Justin, then they
better have good food...Copy !req
1085. because they're about to be
involved in their first stakeout!Copy !req
1086. No.Copy !req
1087. Police business,
open up now.Copy !req
1088. Hi.Copy !req
1089. Hi.Copy !req
1090. You are a fox,
aren't you?Copy !req
1091. Detective?Copy !req
1092. Absolutely,
that's my title.Copy !req
1093. Dude.Copy !req
1094. Uh, ma'am, we're gonna need to come inside
and talk to you for a minute, please.Copy !req
1095. - Oh.
- All right.Copy !req
1096. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1097. It smells like
a fish farted in here.Copy !req
1098. Look at that bald one.
He looks super racist.Copy !req
1099. Like he snores
the "N" word at night.Copy !req
1100. I've seen every
cop show ever.Copy !req
1101. I'm so excited we're going
to be doing this together.Copy !req
1102. Yeah.Copy !req
1103. Just so we're clear, there's
no "we" in this situation.Copy !req
1104. Don't be a dick.Copy !req
1105. I can still be a part of
the team though, right?Copy !req
1106. Absolutely.
No.Copy !req
1107. Also, I'm not
on ecstasy.Copy !req
1108. No way.Copy !req
1109. I've had some very
dramatic relationships.Copy !req
1110. My therapist says I need
to meet a more stable guy.Copy !req
1111. I love a man in uniform.Copy !req
1112. You do?Copy !req
1113. Sure.
I don't like this.Copy !req
1114. I did a three-way once
with two paramedics.Copy !req
1115. Ma'am, I'm going to need
you to go to your room.Copy !req
1116. All right.
Alone.Copy !req
1117. You do not know
what vibage is, pal.Copy !req
1118. Why would you do that?Copy !req
1119. I think she's an interesting lady and
she's got a lot to offer this team.Copy !req
1120. We are doing surveillance.
We don't have time.Copy !req
1121. Ow.Copy !req
1122. All right,
we got action, people.Copy !req
1123. Oh, good work, Joe.Copy !req
1124. Who is that?Copy !req
1125. I think he's the boss.Copy !req
1126. Take photos
of his henchmen.Copy !req
1127. You got good ones?Copy !req
1128. How fun is this?Copy !req
1129. I'm sorry to bother you,
but I need some help.Copy !req
1130. It's my bubble bath.Copy !req
1131. It's not wet enough.Copy !req
1132. No.Copy !req
1133. Yes. That's our
civic duty.Copy !req
1134. - No, it's not.
- Focus.Copy !req
1135. We would love to help you,
ma'am, but we can't...Copy !req
1136. because we're on a case and
we take our job seriously.Copy !req
1137. That is so hot.Copy !req
1138. You're so hot.Copy !req
1139. Listen to me very carefully.Copy !req
1140. I need you to lay low.Copy !req
1141. Very low.Copy !req
1142. For now.Copy !req
1143. The Dominicans are
going to make the delivery.Copy !req
1144. And you're not going to do
shit with it until I say so.Copy !req
1145. Understood?Copy !req
1146. You gonna keep
everything underground.Copy !req
1147. Underground?
What is he talking about?Copy !req
1148. Deliver what?Copy !req
1149. I don't know.Copy !req
1150. What's this?Copy !req
1151. This is the shipment.
This is our evidence.Copy !req
1152. How do you know that?Copy !req
1153. Because it's a cargo van,
and these are all bad guys.Copy !req
1154. These guys are
terrible-looking people.Copy !req
1155. Open it.Copy !req
1156. Oh...
Shit.Copy !req
1157. So?Copy !req
1158. They tell me their badge
numbers don't match up.Copy !req
1159. Which tells me one thing.
They're not LAPD.Copy !req
1160. Oh, we're dead.Copy !req
1161. So, what are they?Copy !req
1162. Feds, ATF,
maybe a special unit.Copy !req
1163. What?Copy !req
1164. Yeah, we're
black ops, dude.Copy !req
1165. So, you're going to be invisible
until I can figure it out.Copy !req
1166. Just to be clear...Copy !req
1167. if that little
guy wasn't here...Copy !req
1168. some serious weird shit
would be going on right now.Copy !req
1169. What kind of weird shit?Copy !req
1170. You are an
acrobatic angel, aren't you?Copy !req
1171. Ah.Copy !req
1172. Joey, turn around.Copy !req
1173. Oh!Copy !req
1174. Okay.
There she goes.Copy !req
1175. Boom, we got them.Copy !req
1176. Now what's
in those crates?Copy !req
1177. I'm seeing it the same time you're
seeing it. How would I know that?Copy !req
1178. I need to narrate it, because that's
what you do in these situations.Copy !req
1179. You see something and one of
the guys says it out loud.Copy !req
1180. And the other guy, you, is
supposed to go, "Yeah."Copy !req
1181. Oh, shit, dude. We gotta
know what's inside those crates.Copy !req
1182. So, what do we do now?Copy !req
1183. Joey, watch the fort.Copy !req
1184. Where are you going?Copy !req
1185. Wait a minute,
actually.Copy !req
1186. Oh...Copy !req
1187. That is so hot.Copy !req
1188. There he is.Copy !req
1189. This is a terrible idea.
Is it?Copy !req
1190. Dude, are you kidding?Copy !req
1191. No.Copy !req
1192. He's a gang member.Copy !req
1193. Exactly.Copy !req
1194. Relax, I'm just
gonna go talk to him.Copy !req
1195. I will not relax.
You're an idiot.Copy !req
1196. I got this.Copy !req
1197. Hello.Copy !req
1198. You have the right to remain silent...Copy !req
1199. Here we go.Copy !req
1200. Justin, help me now!Copy !req
1201. Anything you say can be used
against you in a court of law.Copy !req
1202. You have the right
to an attorney.Copy !req
1203. If you can't afford an attorney,
one will be appointed...Copy !req
1204. He's biting my neck!
He's biting my neck!Copy !req
1205. Ow!Copy !req
1206. Can I talk
to you for a second?Copy !req
1207. Sure.Copy !req
1208. What the fuck!Copy !req
1209. We've gotta find out
what's in those crates.Copy !req
1210. Are you kidding me?
I'm not...Copy !req
1211. No!Copy !req
1212. Get in!Copy !req
1213. Get in the car!Copy !req
1214. Okay-Copy !req
1215. So we're
kidnapping people now?Copy !req
1216. No, Justin, it's called
an interrogation.Copy !req
1217. Where are we going
to interrogate him?Copy !req
1218. He's just a friend.
He's just a friend.Copy !req
1219. We gotta get the information out
of him about what's in those crates.Copy !req
1220. He doesn't even
speak English, dude.Copy !req
1221. Then we torture him.Copy !req
1222. You're the mysterious one.
You have to be bad cop.Copy !req
1223. So now I'm torturing him?Copy !req
1224. Hey, who said anything
about torture, Your Honor?Copy !req
1225. You just did 3 seconds ago.
Shut up, dude.Copy !req
1226. This is
a serious moment.Copy !req
1227. Make him talk.Copy !req
1228. You can do it.
All right.Copy !req
1229. You can do it!
Yeah, born ready!Copy !req
1230. Listen to me,
you little dick-snatch...Copy !req
1231. What was that?Copy !req
1232. He spit in my face.
He's not afraid of me.Copy !req
1233. You know what, then
make him afraid of you.Copy !req
1234. Reservoir Dogs, dude.
Gut the ear.Copy !req
1235. Be realistic for once.Copy !req
1236. Lift up that side.
I'm trying.Copy !req
1237. What's in those crates?
What's in those crates?Copy !req
1238. This is not how
you waterboard.Copy !req
1239. Yes it is! Have you
seen Zero Dark Thirty?Copy !req
1240. No, but I know
how to waterboard, though.Copy !req
1241. Stop drinking it!Copy !req
1242. What the hell, man?Copy !req
1243. It's sad what you're trying to do.
It's embarrassing.Copy !req
1244. All right.
I hate Mossi.Copy !req
1245. Everybody does. I'll tell you
anything you want to know.Copy !req
1246. Just stop this shit!Copy !req
1247. Why didn't you
say that before?Copy !req
1248. And that you
spoke English.Copy !req
1249. You didn't ask. You guys
pulled me out of my truck.Copy !req
1250. You drag me across
the fucking ground.Copy !req
1251. That's on me.Copy !req
1252. You throw me in
the back of a cop car.Copy !req
1253. Point the guns in my face!Copy !req
1254. Look, maybe we got off
on the wrong foot here.Copy !req
1255. Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
1256. You want a beer?Copy !req
1257. Yeah, beer sounds good.Copy !req
1258. What's your name?Copy !req
1259. My name is Pupa.Copy !req
1260. If we untie you,
do you promiseCopy !req
1261. not to freak out
and kill us?Copy !req
1262. I promise not
to freak out.Copy !req
1263. Ah, man!Copy !req
1264. For real, I don't know
what's in those crates.Copy !req
1265. But Mossi paid some heavy
cash for whatever's in there.Copy !req
1266. But how do we find out?Copy !req
1267. Mossi's having one of his parties tonight.
I hear shit gets crazy.Copy !req
1268. At least 3 people die,
everytime he has a party.Copy !req
1269. What?
Those crates will be there...Copy !req
1270. but if you wait until tomorrow
that shit's going to be gone.Copy !req
1271. So we gotta do it tonight.
You gotta do it tonight.Copy !req
1272. Shit, this game
is gangster!Copy !req
1273. Really? Gangster?Copy !req
1274. It is, man, I tell you.
Where can I buy this thing?Copy !req
1275. You see, Pupa,
it's kind of complicated.Copy !req
1276. There's a lot that goes into
making games these days.Copy !req
1277. Oh, Justin.Copy !req
1278. A lot of politics. I'm
talking to a lot of people.Copy !req
1279. It sounds like you bitched
out, is what it sounds like.Copy !req
1280. You gotta go in there
and fight for your shit.Copy !req
1281. Don't you believe
in yourself?Copy !req
1282. You gotta go in
there and tell them...Copy !req
1283. "This is my game. We're
going to do it my way.Copy !req
1284. "Put the game out there now,
for people to buy it."Copy !req
1285. I gotta say, we have to
get into that party.Copy !req
1286. We gotta get in
that party tonight.Copy !req
1287. I don't understand
what you're saying.Copy !req
1288. When you start getting excited,
your English escapes you...Copy !req
1289. and you get really
native in your tongue.Copy !req
1290. How do we get
into that party?Copy !req
1291. When I'm speaking English but it still
sounds like...Copy !req
1292. Like that, I don't
what you're saying.Copy !req
1293. You didn't get
any of that?Copy !req
1294. Qué?Copy !req
1295. You didn't get any...Copy !req
1296. Qué?
Holy shit.Copy !req
1297. What?
What?Copy !req
1298. This is gonna sound
a little bit weird...Copy !req
1299. But you two could
pass as brothers.Copy !req
1300. Ew! No,
this guy's gross!Copy !req
1301. No offense.Copy !req
1302. No offense?
You just said, "Ew."Copy !req
1303. The last person who said,
"Ew" to me, was my mother.Copy !req
1304. Hmm.Copy !req
1305. You guys know
where she is right now?Copy !req
1306. Heaven?
You got it.Copy !req
1307. Heaven.Copy !req
1308. Hopefully from
natural causes?Copy !req
1309. If me getting angry and doing something
foolish is natural causes...Copy !req
1310. then yes.Copy !req
1311. You look handsome.
Thank you.Copy !req
1312. A great-looking guy.
Now I'm here to play war.Copy !req
1313. Hey, Chang.
How do I make you...Copy !req
1314. look like him?Copy !req
1315. Shit.Copy !req
1316. How much time we got?Copy !req
1317. Uh...
Shut up.Copy !req
1318. I need a water, three bowls and a lemon
peel. Come on, people, let's go!Copy !req
1319. That's my girl.Copy !req
1320. She said she'd done a three-way
with a couple of paramedics.Copy !req
1321. Mmm-hmm I think this
the marrying type.Copy !req
1322. Sounds like it to me.Copy !req
1323. All right.
Are you ready?Copy !req
1324. We're ready.Copy !req
1325. Oh, ho-ho.Copy !req
1326. That's handsome.
Well...Copy !req
1327. I look like someone hit me
in the face with Lil Wayne.Copy !req
1328. Lil Wayne!Copy !req
1329. He made a joke
about Lil Wayne!Copy !req
1330. Oh, shit! That's funny.Copy !req
1331. Hey, Josie, I gotta say
you're one heck of an artist.Copy !req
1332. - Thank you.
- You're fine, too, girl.Copy !req
1333. Yeah, she's pretty.Copy !req
1334. Josie, Josie,
look at me. Look at me.Copy !req
1335. Don't do intense right now.
Okay.Copy !req
1336. You're crazy fine,
that's all I'm saying.Copy !req
1337. That's a compliment,
now let it go.Copy !req
1338. Just gonna
say one more thing.Copy !req
1339. I wouldn't, though,
is what I'm saying.Copy !req
1340. I promise it's
going to be okay.Copy !req
1341. I mean, I would like
to take off your dress...Copy !req
1342. and put my
penis inside of you.Copy !req
1343. I'd really like to
get all up in that shit.Copy !req
1344. No, like in her
vagina, though.Copy !req
1345. I know, but you can't say that.
Appreciate it.Copy !req
1346. I wouldn't put
it in your butt.Copy !req
1347. I gotta go. And
a good day to you, madame.Copy !req
1348. Do you think I could put "Undercover sting
operation for the LAPD" on my resume?Copy !req
1349. Absolutely.Copy !req
1350. Did you see when I said
"madame?" That's French.Copy !req
1351. That was sweet.Copy !req
1352. Here you go, buddy.Copy !req
1353. What if I start
sweating, dude?Copy !req
1354. These tattoos are
gonna run down my face.Copy !req
1355. Then don't sweat.Copy !req
1356. What do you mean, "Don't
sweat?" I'm not doing this.Copy !req
1357. Why you got to
be such a bitch?Copy !req
1358. Pupa, don't
call me a bitch.Copy !req
1359. You made such a cool game. If you
make it, then you got to play it.Copy !req
1360. I've been saying
that this whole time.Copy !req
1361. You made such a cool game,
now you gotta play it.Copy !req
1362. What are you doing
with your accent?Copy !req
1363. What are you
doing with your voice?Copy !req
1364. I was agreeing
with you.Copy !req
1365. But you have an accent.Copy !req
1366. I know you are agreeing with me,
but you're saying it like I was.Copy !req
1367. What I'm saying is, you made a
great game and I believe in you.Copy !req
1368. So, now, you just gotta
play it.Copy !req
1369. All right, dude.
Feel free to rob him.Copy !req
1370. Oh, boy. He can't hear you. I'm just
going to ignore him from now on.Copy !req
1371. How is this on me?Copy !req
1372. This is insane.Copy !req
1373. Listen, Justin,
no matter what happens...Copy !req
1374. no matter what
anyone says to you,Copy !req
1375. all you gotta
say to them is...Copy !req
1376. What does that mean?Copy !req
1377. It means, "Suck my balls
and cock, you cocksucker."Copy !req
1378. Yeah, just say that.
Okay.Copy !req
1379. Good luck, homes. You're gonna need it.Copy !req
1380. Look, I'm telling you,
we look a lot alike.Copy !req
1381. But Mossi is probably gonna
recognize that you're not me...Copy !req
1382. and then he gonna
cut your face off!Copy !req
1383. All right. Is that...?Copy !req
1384. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1385. Whoo! I'm sorry.
It's not funny.Copy !req
1386. Wait a second.
What?Copy !req
1387. One extra
touch for you.Copy !req
1388. Pretty good,
right here.Copy !req
1389. Oh God, no.Copy !req
1390. Just trust him.
Put it in.Copy !req
1391. You put this in your mouth.
Ow. Ryan!Copy !req
1392. You'll need it.
You need it, man.Copy !req
1393. Here they come.Copy !req
1394. Ow. Ow. Aah!Copy !req
1395. I'm going to die here.Copy !req
1396. It smells like prison
and bad parenting.Copy !req
1397. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1398. Relax! You'll be in and out.Copy !req
1399. All we gotta do is find out what's
in those crates and you'll be done.Copy !req
1400. We'll get footage of it,
and you're out.Copy !req
1401. That's easy for you to say.
They are all staring at me.Copy !req
1402. Then stare back at them.
You are a cholo vato killer!Copy !req
1403. Own that shit!Copy !req
1404. I suck balls and cock.Copy !req
1405. Ah.Copy !req
1406. Coño.Copy !req
1407. That's what I thought. Ah,
dude, I think it's working!Copy !req
1408. Hell yeah, Chang!
You tell them!Copy !req
1409. Nice! Okay, we're in!Copy !req
1410. Dude, those chicks are hot.Copy !req
1411. Shut up, dude.
I'm freaking out.Copy !req
1412. Just relax. Be like everybody
else or you'll stand out.Copy !req
1413. Good.Copy !req
1414. Dude! What are you doing?Copy !req
1415. I'm doing my
white girl dance.Copy !req
1416. Stop doing that shit!Copy !req
1417. There's got to be some sort
of back room or storage area.Copy !req
1418. You've got some
balls coming in here.Copy !req
1419. Come with me.Copy !req
1420. Mossi's gonna
wanna speak to you.Copy !req
1421. Been looking for you.
Okay.Copy !req
1422. Shit, what do I do?Copy !req
1423. I don't know,
but don't be nervous.Copy !req
1424. But don't
fuck it up, either.Copy !req
1425. The fuck are you
doing here?Copy !req
1426. I best not be finding out
you lost one of my crates.Copy !req
1427. Make him say
what's in those crates!Copy !req
1428. Um...Copy !req
1429. What exactly are we referring
to in those crates, bro?Copy !req
1430. Hit this shit.Copy !req
1431. Nah, bro. I'm already
super piped-out.Copy !req
1432. I was like, this pipe,
that pipe, every pipe.Copy !req
1433. You know what I'm saying?
You feel me? Coño.Copy !req
1434. I didn't ask.Copy !req
1435. Just do it, dude.
He's testing you.Copy !req
1436. You just got
cranked up, fool.Copy !req
1437. Ryan, what did I just smoke?
What does "cranked up" mean?Copy !req
1438. You just smoked
crystal meth, dude.Copy !req
1439. Crystal meth?
It's not going to affect you.Copy !req
1440. It's not going to affect me?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
1441. Right there! They have a basement!
You gotta go down there.Copy !req
1442. No way, dude. Frigging
twitching right now.Copy !req
1443. Do not puss out now!Copy !req
1444. I'm pussing out.Copy !req
1445. Listen to me.Copy !req
1446. You gotta go down there
and see what that was.Copy !req
1447. You listen to me,
all right?Copy !req
1448. I'm having a heart
attack right here!Copy !req
1449. All right,
just open up that window.Copy !req
1450. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
1451. Why'd you hit me in the face for?
It's me!Copy !req
1452. Move! I've got an
awesome entrance.Copy !req
1453. Fuck, yeah!Copy !req
1454. That wasn't cool.Copy !req
1455. What the fuck are you wearing?
Here's where we're at.Copy !req
1456. I did some intel, and that's
their safehouse down there.Copy !req
1457. As the leader
in our situation,Copy !req
1458. I'm gonna check
that out first.Copy !req
1459. You're gonna hang out in the
hallway and stand guard, okay?Copy !req
1460. What? No, dude,
I'm on crystal meth!Copy !req
1461. I know, it's awesome.
I'm very jealous of that.Copy !req
1462. How fun is it? I've done it 11 times.
Eleven?Copy !req
1463. And I smoked crack once.Copy !req
1464. Let's go!
No, please.Copy !req
1465. Don't leave me alone here.
Please, I'm itching.Copy !req
1466. I've got this post-nasal
drip thing going.Copy !req
1467. Don't do that!
You're gonna make me...Copy !req
1468. Don't... Hey!
Think about something else.Copy !req
1469. Think about apple pie.Copy !req
1470. I've got to take
my teeth out.Copy !req
1471. I gotta take the hat off.Copy !req
1472. I gotta take this thing off my ear.
Wig off.Copy !req
1473. Okay, come on.Copy !req
1474. What the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
1475. Oh, shit.
I can't stop twitching.Copy !req
1476. Okay, just don't think about it.
It's a mind thing.Copy !req
1477. Okay-Copy !req
1478. Come on, J.Copy !req
1479. I'm so scared.
Hold my hand.Copy !req
1480. I'm not holding
your hand.Copy !req
1481. Dude, I think I'm
addicted to crystal meth.Copy !req
1482. You just
smoked it once.Copy !req
1483. Oh, my God. I would suck
dick for this high.Copy !req
1484. You've got
to be kidding.Copy !req
1485. I wouldn't,
but what if I do?Copy !req
1486. I don't want
to suck dick.Copy !req
1487. Because I know I'm
gonna get good at it.Copy !req
1488. Oh!Copy !req
1489. Shit!Copy !req
1490. Look at all
these lights!Copy !req
1491. Not the lights. We're excited
about the guns, right?Copy !req
1492. Right. Right.Copy !req
1493. Holy shit.
Justin, it's the crates.Copy !req
1494. Check it out.
Jackpot, dude.Copy !req
1495. Jack-motherfucking-pot.Copy !req
1496. See these tags?
Yeah, man.Copy !req
1497. You know what these are?Copy !req
1498. These were confiscated
by the police.Copy !req
1499. Yeah.Copy !req
1500. They were supposed to destroy this shit.
He stole all this.Copy !req
1501. I feel real good
right now.Copy !req
1502. I want to build a porch.
We should build a porch!Copy !req
1503. Right now! That'd be great.
Right.Copy !req
1504. I don't even know if I'm good
at woodwork or anything...Copy !req
1505. but I feel like
I can do that.Copy !req
1506. Mmm.
Dude, look at me.Copy !req
1507. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
1508. Hey, hey.Copy !req
1509. You wanna
go crazy, dude?Copy !req
1510. No.Copy !req
1511. Neither do I.Copy !req
1512. Thank you. That makes
me feel like a leader.Copy !req
1513. Holy shit.
You know what this is?Copy !req
1514. Clothes.Copy !req
1515. This is actual
SWAT gear, man.Copy !req
1516. Let's be real. We're never
gonna build a porch.Copy !req
1517. We're just lying
to ourselves, man.Copy !req
1518. I just want
to die, dude.Copy !req
1519. What the hell is going
on with you, man?Copy !req
1520. Something's going on inside my heart.
It hurts.Copy !req
1521. Let's go, meth head, now.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
1522. Now!
I'm sorry, man.Copy !req
1523. I feel so sad!Copy !req
1524. Stop.Copy !req
1525. Whoa.Copy !req
1526. Look at how far
this one goes.Copy !req
1527. What are you doing?Copy !req
1528. This is so white trash, I don't
even know what I'm saying.Copy !req
1529. What is that sound?Copy !req
1530. Our heroes rise from
the depths of Hades!Copy !req
1531. Stop, dude. You're
getting so scary.Copy !req
1532. Hey, man, where
are you going? Wait up.Copy !req
1533. I got it. Mossi looks like
the original General Zod.Copy !req
1534. Hey!
Aah!Copy !req
1535. Hey-Copy !req
1536. You and me, right now.Copy !req
1537. Wait!
I'll rip your head off!Copy !req
1538. Timeout, okay?Copy !req
1539. Seriously, guys!Copy !req
1540. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1541. Who's next?Copy !req
1542. Fuck.Copy !req
1543. Check it out.
It's a jackpot.Copy !req
1544. What?Copy !req
1545. Look, with the guns...Copy !req
1546. with the SWAT, and Mossi's boss,
I got all his guys pinned.Copy !req
1547. I've got enough evidence to
put this guy away for years.Copy !req
1548. That's great, man.
Remember that long tunnel?Copy !req
1549. See where it leads?Copy !req
1550. It leads to Georgie's.Copy !req
1551. Oh.Copy !req
1552. That's why he
wants Georgie's so bad.Copy !req
1553. It's not about money laundering.
It's about having control...Copy !req
1554. of both ends
of the tunnel.Copy !req
1555. Do you see?
Why?Copy !req
1556. That's the right question.Copy !req
1557. Do you remember Segars said that
every time that they raid Mossi...Copy !req
1558. they come up
with nothing.Copy !req
1559. He's using the tunnel as an escape
route to get rid of all the stuff.Copy !req
1560. I cracked the case, man.Copy !req
1561. I'm getting so good
at this that it's scary.Copy !req
1562. Where are you
going with that?Copy !req
1563. To the police station,
to turn it in.Copy !req
1564. No, you're not.
We're mailing it in...Copy !req
1565. anonymously like we said.Copy !req
1566. Justin, come on.
This is my collar.Copy !req
1567. No one can know
this was us.Copy !req
1568. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
1569. I worked hard on this.Copy !req
1570. Why are you
getting so pissed off?Copy !req
1571. Because I almost
died in there!Copy !req
1572. All right.
Look at my face!Copy !req
1573. I smoked crystal meth!Copy !req
1574. That's not funny!
All right.Copy !req
1575. And for what? So you could
have some self-worth for once?Copy !req
1576. Where is this
coming from, man?Copy !req
1577. I didn't do this for my
self-worth or whatever!Copy !req
1578. I did it to get a guy like
Mossi off the streets...Copy !req
1579. and we're going to!Copy !req
1580. Unlike you,
who runs away...Copy !req
1581. anytime anything
in your life gets tough!Copy !req
1582. And maybe that's why
you're still nowhere.Copy !req
1583. Oh, I'm still nowhere? Me?Copy !req
1584. Yeah, you.Copy !req
1585. You've been moping
around for 8 years!Copy !req
1586. Complaining about, "Oh, life screwed me.
That's why I didn't go pro."Copy !req
1587. Life did screw me.
That's why I didn't go pro.Copy !req
1588. You jumped off
a roof at a pool party.Copy !req
1589. That's how you
injured yourself.Copy !req
1590. Be careful of where
you're going right now.Copy !req
1591. Life didn't screw you.
You screwed yourself.Copy !req
1592. Take some
responsibility for once.Copy !req
1593. Why don't you act
like a man for once,Copy !req
1594. because you might
like the way it feels.Copy !req
1595. You know what?
Everyone was right about you.Copy !req
1596. About what?Copy !req
1597. You're a loser.Copy !req
1598. Be a man.Copy !req
1599. All right, okay.
I'll show you what a man does.Copy !req
1600. I'll show you what a man does!Copy !req
1601. You got Mossi?Copy !req
1602. I got him.Copy !req
1603. Wow.Copy !req
1604. In this envelope, I got
enough hard evidence...Copy !req
1605. to put away Mossi Kasic
for a lot of years.Copy !req
1606. Holy cow!Copy !req
1607. You and Chang make
a great team, you know?Copy !req
1608. Yeah.Copy !req
1609. I gotta get this in the right
hands right away. Can you help?Copy !req
1610. Detective Brolin.
You've heard of him.Copy !req
1611. He's in charge of the Organized Crime
Division. He's gonna love this.Copy !req
1612. Might as well go
straight to the top.Copy !req
1613. Straight to the top.Copy !req
1614. Let's do this.Copy !req
1615. Mmm.
What's up, baby girl?Copy !req
1616. Carl, park in my spot one more time
and I'm gonna punch you in the dick.Copy !req
1617. Larry! Fuck you!Copy !req
1618. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
1619. Okay!Copy !req
1620. All right!Copy !req
1621. There he is.Copy !req
1622. Detective Brolin.Copy !req
1623. I would like you to meet
Sergeant O'Malley.Copy !req
1624. O'Malley, this is
Detective Brolin.Copy !req
1625. Pleasure.Copy !req
1626. Yeah.Copy !req
1627. Have a seat.Copy !req
1628. Sergeant O'Malley says he's
got some hard evidence...Copy !req
1629. on Mossi Kasic.Copy !req
1630. Enough to take him
and his whole crew down.Copy !req
1631. There's some things
in here I didn't put...Copy !req
1632. It's okay.Copy !req
1633. It's okay. I wanna take
a look at it anyway.Copy !req
1634. Sergeant O'Malley has been
doing some surveillance...Copy !req
1635. of Mossi and his crew
for quite awhile now.Copy !req
1636. I think he's got some
good stuff in there, sir.Copy !req
1637. He seems pretty
excited about it.Copy !req
1638. Give us a minute alone.Copy !req
1639. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1640. Not you.Copy !req
1641. Relax.Copy !req
1642. Who are you?Copy !req
1643. I asked a question.
Who are you?Copy !req
1644. Before you do anything, I
already made copies of that.Copy !req
1645. Do you have a family?Copy !req
1646. Are your parents
still alive?Copy !req
1647. Yeah, my parents
are alive... No.Copy !req
1648. I am running a routine
undercover investigation...Copy !req
1649. to bring down Mossi Kasic...Copy !req
1650. and you're interfering.Copy !req
1651. That's not true.Copy !req
1652. Oh, it's not true?
No.Copy !req
1653. Well, whoever you are...Copy !req
1654. I suggest you run,
very far away...Copy !req
1655. and grow eyes in
the back of your head...Copy !req
1656. because you're never gonna
know when it's coming.Copy !req
1657. Do you know who I am?Copy !req
1658. I'm the guy who's gonna...Copy !req
1659. Take me down.Copy !req
1660. You've been
watching too many movies.Copy !req
1661. Yeah.Copy !req
1662. But I'm still
gonna take you down.Copy !req
1663. So I guess we'll see.Copy !req
1664. I guess we'll see.Copy !req
1665. Hey, O'Malley,
where are you going?Copy !req
1666. I forgot something
in my car, Segars.Copy !req
1667. Wow.Copy !req
1668. This sucks shit.
This isn't cool.Copy !req
1669. When I came up
with it, it was cool.Copy !req
1670. Where are
their superpowers?Copy !req
1671. We can give the
firefighters superpowers.Copy !req
1672. It's just...Copy !req
1673. It's just what?Copy !req
1674. It's just your
idea sucks shit, Todd.Copy !req
1675. What was that? I said
your idea sucks shit.Copy !req
1676. Justin, where are you? Call
me as soon as you get this.Copy !req
1677. You know that mobster, the guy
we thought was Mossi's boss?Copy !req
1678. He's a cop.Copy !req
1679. And he's got all
of our evidence...Copy !req
1680. which means Mossi
knows everything.Copy !req
1681. Holy shit, dude!Copy !req
1682. We're dead! Dead! Dead!Copy !req
1683. Okay, no.Copy !req
1684. Everything is
gonna be fine.Copy !req
1685. Nothing can trace back to us.Copy !req
1686. His name is
Ryan O'Malley,Copy !req
1687. and he currently
lives with this guy...Copy !req
1688. Justin Miller.Copy !req
1689. Okay, print everything out
and bring it to my office.Copy !req
1690. Hold on a second.Copy !req
1691. I found the problem.Copy !req
1692. They're not even real cops.Copy !req
1693. What do you mean
they're not real cops?Copy !req
1694. Just what I said!Copy !req
1695. We gotta take care
of this right away.Copy !req
1696. Get it done!Copy !req
1697. I want the word on the street, underground!
Anyone who gets them!Copy !req
1698. You're not even supposed to be
in here, let alone talking.Copy !req
1699. A bunch of
shirtless firefighters...Copy !req
1700. spraying zombies
with their hoses?Copy !req
1701. What kind of game you
trying to make, bro?Copy !req
1702. I'm gonna give you one second
to get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
1703. You like that?Copy !req
1704. This guy is crazy.Copy !req
1705. Yeah, ese.Copy !req
1706. Now, a few weeks ago...Copy !req
1707. I pitched you a game
and you didn't listen.Copy !req
1708. That really
hurt my feelings.Copy !req
1709. You were there.
So were you.Copy !req
1710. Now, I'm going to
pitch my game againCopy !req
1711. and you're going
to hear me out...Copy !req
1712. or I'm going to beat the shit
out of everyone in this room.Copy !req
1713. And I've fought
women before.Copy !req
1714. I didn't Win...Copy !req
1715. but I'm down
to redeem myself.Copy !req
1716. What if we made
a game so visceral...Copy !req
1717. that it made you feel like you
were in real life danger?Copy !req
1718. To feel like it's
about to go down?Copy !req
1719. Don't think of it as a game.Copy !req
1720. Think of it as
a real life experience.Copy !req
1721. You are a cop.Copy !req
1722. My game is about
getting into situationsCopy !req
1723. you wouldn't be in
in your normal life.Copy !req
1724. Situations that
are dangerous.Copy !req
1725. Real.Copy !req
1726. Where it felt like you
could actually get killed.Copy !req
1727. Aah!Copy !req
1728. Real violence isn't
like in the movies.Copy !req
1729. There he is!Copy !req
1730. Gunfire is terrifying.Copy !req
1731. Bullets are sick.Copy !req
1732. They blast and rip
through everything.Copy !req
1733. But isn't that what
people want, right?Copy !req
1734. To really feel what it's
like to be in the shit?Copy !req
1735. That's what I'm
talking about, people.Copy !req
1736. Excuse me.Copy !req
1737. Justin, there is a police officer
in the lobby to see you.Copy !req
1738. No, no. You can tell
Ryan to wait, please.Copy !req
1739. Justin! Do not go home!
I'm coming to your work!Copy !req
1740. We are in
a lot of trouble...Copy !req
1741. No, no, no.Copy !req
1742. No, no, no!Copy !req
1743. I can assure you that I will
make this thing more real...Copy !req
1744. than anything you have
ever seen in your life.Copy !req
1745. How are you gonna show us
this realistic violence, huh?Copy !req
1746. Freeze!Copy !req
1747. Nobody move!Copy !req
1748. You!Copy !req
1749. That's a presentation!Copy !req
1750. Let's make this game!Copy !req
1751. Aah!Copy !req
1752. What the fuck have
you guys been doing, huh?Copy !req
1753. Dude, where
the hell are you?Copy !req
1754. Are you having fun?Copy !req
1755. Justin Miller.Copy !req
1756. You wanna be a cop? Average
police response time...Copy !req
1757. 12 minutes.Copy !req
1758. Average time it takes for a
man to bleed out, 7 minutes.Copy !req
1759. You do the math.
Ryan.Copy !req
1760. Ryan!Copy !req
1761. Don't come, Justin!
Run! Run!Copy !req
1762. Ryan!Copy !req
1763. Fuck!Copy !req
1764. Officer Segars.Copy !req
1765. Segars, it's Justin.
Who?Copy !req
1766. It's Chang. I'm Chang.Copy !req
1767. Chang? What the hell,
you piece of shit!Copy !req
1768. I'm hearing all kinds of crazy things!
I know, I know.Copy !req
1769. And what you heard is true.
We're not cops.Copy !req
1770. It's true? But everything I'm about
to tell you right now is real.Copy !req
1771. Mossi has got Ryan,
and he is gonna kill him.Copy !req
1772. He's got him in an underground
tunnel beneath Tirana, Mossi's club.Copy !req
1773. What underground tunnels
are you talking about?Copy !req
1774. It's their safehouse.Copy !req
1775. And there are cops involved.
They tried to shoot me.Copy !req
1776. Hey, you better watch
what you're saying, Chang.Copy !req
1777. Just come to Tirana, and
you'll see it for yourself.Copy !req
1778. Please!Copy !req
1779. Where are you right now?Copy !req
1780. How are you
doing, partner?Copy !req
1781. Long time no see.Copy !req
1782. Mmm.Copy !req
1783. You have the vest on.Copy !req
1784. That's not gonna help.Copy !req
1785. You're gonna die today.
And so is your friend.Copy !req
1786. So the best thing you can do
is just tell me everything.Copy !req
1787. Who did you give
the evidence to?Copy !req
1788. How many copies
do you have?Copy !req
1789. Your choice.Copy !req
1790. You go quick
and painless...Copy !req
1791. or you're gonna endure
something that is...Copy !req
1792. unspeakable.Copy !req
1793. Hey-Copy !req
1794. What are you doing
down there?Copy !req
1795. Josie, you gotta
go, okay?Copy !req
1796. Take Georgie and Lydia and
get out of here right now.Copy !req
1797. What are you talking about?
Don't come...Copy !req
1798. I'm not a cop, okay?Copy !req
1799. Why do you keep
Saying that?Copy !req
1800. It's complicated.Copy !req
1801. But what's most important
is that you leave right now.Copy !req
1802. Then, if you're not a cop,
who the hell are you?Copy !req
1803. No one you want to know.Copy !req
1804. Now go.Copy !req
1805. Sorry to bother you gentlemen.
I need to come in...Copy !req
1806. and take a look around.Copy !req
1807. Just don't hurt him.
This was my idea.Copy !req
1808. Just let him be.Copy !req
1809. I'm the only one...Copy !req
1810. Hey-Copy !req
1811. One of your
pigs is upstairs.Copy !req
1812. I thought you had
control of your cops.Copy !req
1813. Uh...Copy !req
1814. No, no, no, Mossi, listen.Copy !req
1815. Mossi, listen to me.Copy !req
1816. You think he's
gonna protect you?Copy !req
1817. You think a guy like that is gonna
protect you? Think about this.Copy !req
1818. I've got evidence
to put him away for years.Copy !req
1819. You don't think he's gonna
cover his tracks with you?Copy !req
1820. Huh? Think, Mossi!Copy !req
1821. What is your backup plan?Copy !req
1822. No, no.Copy !req
1823. No. No, please.Copy !req
1824. No, no, no, please.Copy !req
1825. No, no, no!Copy !req
1826. No!Copy !req
1827. Shit!Copy !req
1828. That's my backup plan.Copy !req
1829. Ryan! Ryan!Copy !req
1830. Where do these doors go?Copy !req
1831. This is gonna be so much
easier if you just hold still.Copy !req
1832. Hold still!Copy !req
1833. Open. Open. Open.Copy !req
1834. No!Copy !req
1835. I'll shoot him!
I'll shoot him!Copy !req
1836. I swear to God...Copy !req
1837. Oh...Copy !req
1838. I had your 6, dude.Copy !req
1839. Drop your weapons!
Get down!Copy !req
1840. What are you doing?
Saving your life!Copy !req
1841. But don't get on top of me like this!
I don't like this!Copy !req
1842. 6-Adam-7. Shots fired.
Request all available units...Copy !req
1843. Justin, get off!
What the hell was that?Copy !req
1844. Help get these
off me, quick.Copy !req
1845. Holy shit.Copy !req
1846. You all right?
Yeah, are you okay?Copy !req
1847. Yeah.Copy !req
1848. Thank you for
saving us... Just shut up!Copy !req
1849. We didn't mean
to screw you over.Copy !req
1850. It was never our intention
to pull you into this.Copy !req
1851. I don't care.Copy !req
1852. Get upstairs
and get outside!Copy !req
1853. And take that thing off.
That's a uniform.Copy !req
1854. You gotta earn it. You
understand that, "Sarge?"Copy !req
1855. Now get the fuck
out of here.Copy !req
1856. 6-Adam-7.
I need backup, now.Copy !req
1857. What are you doing?Copy !req
1858. I can't do this.Copy !req
1859. He's outmanned, he's
outgunned, and it's my fault.Copy !req
1860. You were right. I gotta take
responsibility for once.Copy !req
1861. That's not
what I meant.Copy !req
1862. Wait!Copy !req
1863. What, man?Copy !req
1864. No more
running away, right?Copy !req
1865. Yeah.Copy !req
1866. What the fuck?Copy !req
1867. My bad.
Let's not use these.Copy !req
1868. What are you doing?
Get the hell out of here!Copy !req
1869. Go! Now!Copy !req
1870. Here's what we gotta do. We gotta
pull the fire away from him.Copy !req
1871. He's stuck, okay?
All right.Copy !req
1872. On the count of three, we
gotta shoot like crazy, okay?Copy !req
1873. Okay?
Okay.Copy !req
1874. 3,2,1.Copy !req
1875. Segars!
They killed Segars, man!Copy !req
1876. All right, we gotta find a door.
Look back here. Let's go.Copy !req
1877. We gotta get
the fuck out of here.Copy !req
1878. Shit, man.Copy !req
1879. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
1880. Being in the shit
isn't the shit.Copy !req
1881. No, it's not the shit.Copy !req
1882. Look, man,
I'm sorry about everything.Copy !req
1883. Everything I said.
I didn't mean...Copy !req
1884. Justin, we're brothers.Copy !req
1885. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1886. Yeah, we're brothers...Copy !req
1887. Get up, get up!Copy !req
1888. Are you okay?Copy !req
1889. Did I just get shot? No, it's just
the spray. You're okay. We gotta go.Copy !req
1890. I just got shot!Copy !req
1891. Like I haven't been shot before.
Come on!Copy !req
1892. What?
Let's go.Copy !req
1893. Before we die,
I just want to tell you...Copy !req
1894. If you tell me you love me, I'm
gonna punch you in your face.Copy !req
1895. But we're about to die!Copy !req
1896. But you were about to say
that you loved me!Copy !req
1897. Yeah.
Say something better.Copy !req
1898. Fuck you.Copy !req
1899. That's better.Copy !req
1900. Ryan?Copy !req
1901. Ryan? Ryan?Copy !req
1902. Shit.Copy !req
1903. Chang!Copy !req
1904. Oh!Copy !req
1905. Fuck, Chang!Copy !req
1906. Are you okay?Copy !req
1907. Beside the fact that you
shot me, I'm great, Chang.Copy !req
1908. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1909. Segars, those two
with you?Copy !req
1910. Yeah, we're good.Copy !req
1911. Code 4.Copy !req
1912. All teams, 10-12.Copy !req
1913. Really too late to call soCopy !req
1914. We waited forCopy !req
1915. Morning to wake you
That's all we gotCopy !req
1916. To know me as hardly goldenCopy !req
1917. ls to know me all wrongCopy !req
1918. They wereCopy !req
1919. At every occasion I'll beCopy !req
1920. Ready for a funeralCopy !req
1921. At every occasion...Copy !req
1922. Life can
get confusing...Copy !req
1923. and you lose sight of the
person you wanted to be.Copy !req
1924. The Los Angeles Police
Department is proud to announce...Copy !req
1925. Mossi Kasic is no longer
a threat to this city.Copy !req
1926. Fortunately, I did not have
to make this arrest alone.Copy !req
1927. This was truly a team effort.Copy !req
1928. All right, man.Copy !req
1929. I'm passing this
gauntlet on to you...Copy !req
1930. so don't let these streets get
all messed up again, all right?Copy !req
1931. I got this shit, bro.Copy !req
1932. Sometimes, you have
to go through hell and back.Copy !req
1933. Or, we just
blow shit up!Copy !req
1934. To see that the problems you
thought were so big in your life...Copy !req
1935. weren't so big after all.Copy !req
1936. Or not. We could just do
what you want to do.Copy !req
1937. Right.Copy !req
1938. The 2 cops have to work together to
get out. I think it could be great.Copy !req
1939. Are you writing
this down?Copy !req
1940. Give me that.
Write that down.Copy !req
1941. And that courage
you always wanted...Copy !req
1942. you always had it. You just
needed to get in the game.Copy !req
1943. Hi.Copy !req
1944. Sorry, we don't
serve liars here.Copy !req
1945. Can I get you a cup of
bullshit for the road?Copy !req
1946. Josie, I didn't come
here to win you back.Copy !req
1947. Or go back to whatever
we were before.Copy !req
1948. I just came here to tell
you that I am truly sorry.Copy !req
1949. And this is what I should
have done from the get-go.Copy !req
1950. Hi, I'm Justin.
Justin Miller.Copy !req
1951. I'm a 30-year-old video game
designer and I have a roommate.Copy !req
1952. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
1953. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1954. I'm Josie. It's nice
to meet you, too.Copy !req
1955. Officer Nicholas Thomas.Copy !req
1956. Officer Ryan O'Malley.Copy !req
1957. And with hard work...Copy !req
1958. and a little help
from a friend...Copy !req
1959. you can become that guy you
have always wanted to be.Copy !req
1960. Thank you.Copy !req
1961. Yeah!Copy !req
1962. Aren't you a little
out of your jurisdiction?Copy !req
1963. I'm off-duty, civilian.
And get in.Copy !req
1964. Easy, dude!Copy !req
1965. What's Pupa doing here?Copy !req
1966. He's my informant. Now that
I need ears on the street.Copy !req
1967. I'm the ears and the eyes
on the street for him to know.Copy !req
1968. All units be advised.Copy !req
1969. Possible 2-11 Sierra
in progress.Copy !req
1970. Awesome, a 2-11 Sierra.Copy !req
1971. Okay, drop me off right here.Copy !req
1972. Oh, why are you
being such a bitch?Copy !req
1973. Pupa, stop calling me a bitch!Copy !req
1974. Dispatch, we are in route.Copy !req
1975. No, we are not in route.Copy !req
1976. Yes, we are.Copy !req
1977. No, we are not.
Yes, we are.Copy !req
1978. Don't touch that!Copy !req
1979. We're gonna arrest you!Copy !req
1980. That is a Code 3, Chang!
We are back!Copy !req
1981. Whoo!Copy !req
1982. Pizza boy, freeze!Copy !req
1983. Put the pizzas down, now.Copy !req
1984. Put the pizzas down!Copy !req
1985. Put them down!Copy !req
1986. And the sodas!
And the sodas, too!Copy !req
1987. Yeah!Copy !req
1988. You need to test
drive it for what?Copy !req
1989. For emissions, sir.Copy !req
1990. Now step outside.Copy !req
1991. Hey, Chang, hop in.
This one's you, bud.Copy !req
1992. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
1993. I love that car!Copy !req
1994. How long
is he gonna be?Copy !req
1995. I don't know. A couple
of hours, I bet.Copy !req
1996. Officers, thank you
so much.Copy !req
1997. No, thank you
so much.Copy !req
1998. What is...?Copy !req
1999. Oh, shit!
Not again, man!Copy !req
2000. Oh, shit,
the cops!Copy !req
2001. Go!Copy !req
2002. Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2003. Ay, don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2004. Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2005. Ay, don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2006. Don't drop that thun thun
Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2007. Don't drop that thun thun
Ay, ayCopy !req
2008. Don't drop that thun thun
Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2009. Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2010. Okay, it's the rula
Nightmare cougarCopy !req
2011. Keep me a Ruger
Pop me a poo-puttCopy !req
2012. The East is where I grew up
So it's what I threw upCopy !req
2013. Sicker than a mothafucka
Might throw my food upCopy !req
2014. Who cooler, no one losers
You had good brainsCopy !req
2015. I ain't even had to school herCopy !req
2016. Need me a tutor
I just want to do herCopy !req
2017. Pass it through the lnC
And let my bro screw herCopy !req
2018. I'm killer
and I'll be that wayCopy !req
2019. I got a large appetite
for some pussy and weedCopy !req
2020. I said my money is green
and my thun thun blueCopy !req
2021. And if! pop that bitch
she gon' pop one tooCopy !req
2022. Okay, she poppin' tooCopy !req
2023. Now she's geeked like meCopy !req
2024. I said we jerkin'
and we stumpin'Copy !req
2025. But can't catch the beatCopy !req
2026. We can't catch the beat
but I'm feelin' my danceCopy !req
2027. I had one pill left
and it fell out my handCopy !req
2028. Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2029. Ay, don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2030. Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2031. Ay, don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2032. Don't drop that thun thun
Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2033. Don't drop that thun thun
Ay, ayCopy !req
2034. Don't drop that thun thun
Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2035. Don't drop that thun thun
Ay, ayCopy !req
2036. AH right, oh, my goodness
I'm turned upCopy !req
2037. I got a bottle
You got a cupCopy !req
2038. You hit the Dougie
I two-stepCopy !req
2039. You're not with this
I am lnC RepCopy !req
2040. Ha, you can make
a chick about usCopy !req
2041. She know my whole crew
She know the song tooCopy !req
2042. Ratchet boys in this shit
like what it doCopy !req
2043. Finattic Gang, ho
Now who the fuck are you?Copy !req
2044. I'm easy
I'm never turned downCopy !req
2045. Thizz face on
Girl this ain't no frownCopy !req
2046. Sippin' on lean
Somebody's girl goin' downCopy !req
2047. Like 3-2-1
Where your girl at now?Copy !req
2048. Three pills down
That's on meCopy !req
2049. And it wouldn't be a song
if I didn't say "eeeiii"Copy !req
2050. So don't drop that thun thun
Girl turn the function upCopy !req
2051. And we gon' keep it goin'
when the hook come back alongCopy !req
2052. Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2053. Ay, don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2054. Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2055. Ay, don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2056. Don't drop that thun thun
Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2057. Don't drop that thun thun
Ay, ayCopy !req
2058. Don't drop that thun thun
Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2059. Don't drop that thun thun
Ay, ayCopy !req
2060. Say if you drop it
What?Copy !req
2061. Just pick it up
What?Copy !req
2062. And grab a bad bitch
and head to the cutCopy !req
2063. What?
Say if you drop itCopy !req
2064. What?
Just pick it upCopy !req
2065. What? And grab a bad bitch
and head to the cupCopy !req
2066. What?
Say you a freakCopy !req
2067. What?
You're not a freak like meCopy !req
2068. What? 'Cause I'm a
F-R-E-A-K Yeah, that's meCopy !req
2069. Ha-haCopy !req
2070. Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2071. Ay, don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2072. Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2073. Ay, don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2074. Don't drop that thun thun
Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2075. Don't drop that thun thun
Ay, ay, ayCopy !req
2076. Don't drop that thun thun
Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2077. Don't drop that thun thun
Av, avCopy !req