1. View47.com - Watch Free Movies OnlineCopy !req
2. YeahCopy !req
3. I want it that wayCopy !req
4. Tell me whyCopy !req
5. Ain't nothin' but a heartacheCopy !req
6. Tell me whyCopy !req
7. Ain't nothin' but a mistakeCopy !req
8. Tell me whyCopy !req
9. I never want to hear you sayCopy !req
10. (SINGING OUT OF TUNE)
want it that wayCopy !req
11. Don't look at me when
you sing that part.Copy !req
12. Feel it!
Ugh.Copy !req
13. That wayCopy !req
14. (LAUGHING) Man,
that was pretty fun.Copy !req
15. What happened, man?Copy !req
16. It's not a solo group. I
needed you up there with me.Copy !req
17. That's why none of those
kids had solo careers.Copy !req
18. I meant us.Copy !req
19. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
20. Remember when we
first moved here...Copy !req
21. and we said if we didn't make
it by the time we were 30...Copy !req
22. we would move
back to Ohio?Copy !req
23. Remember that?
Yeah.Copy !req
24. We're 30 as shit
right now.Copy !req
25. And tomorrow you're gonna
sell your game, J.Copy !req
26. That's a guarantee, dude.Copy !req
27. And also, they're running
my commercial again.Copy !req
28. Why would you want
them to run that?Copy !req
29. What do you mean?
It's great exposure.Copy !req
30. Is it?Copy !req
31. I have.Copy !req
32. I have.
I have.Copy !req
33. Genital herpes.Copy !req
34. Dude, I got $11,000
from that commercial.Copy !req
35. I've been living
off that for 2 years.Copy !req
36. Oh, just go talk to her,
you pussy.Copy !req
37. You want me to open for you?
I do not.Copy !req
38. I'll be happy
to open for you.Copy !req
39. The last girl you had sex
with was 55 years old.Copy !req
40. Don't bring Jane
into this, dude.Copy !req
41. What was I
supposed to say?Copy !req
42. "Hi, I'm a 30-year-old assistant
at a video game company.Copy !req
43. "Wanna meet my roommate?"Copy !req
44. L.A. doesn't work
like that, dude.Copy !req
45. (GRUNTS) Fucking piece
of shit!Copy !req
46. Come on, do not do this
to me right now, bro.Copy !req
47. Piece of shit!Copy !req
48. What the...!
I hear you, dude!Copy !req
49. One second!Copy !req
50. I don't need the lights in my face.
I hear you!Copy !req
51. Should I reverse into him?
Absolutely not.Copy !req
52. Just go!
What?Copy !req
53. Oh, no, you gotta
be kidding me.Copy !req
54. Oh, dude, it's bad.
That's real damage.Copy !req
55. Hey, dude!Copy !req
56. Don't touch car.Copy !req
57. You hit my car.
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
58. Ryan, chill.
I'll get proof.Copy !req
59. What the fuck?Copy !req
60. You need to watch
who you take picture of.Copy !req
61. Don't touch
my friend, man!Copy !req
62. What? I said get
away from my friend.Copy !req
63. Ryan.Copy !req
64. I need your
insurance information.Copy !req
65. Hey! Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
66. Hey, get their
plates, man!Copy !req
67. They don't have plates!
Damn it.Copy !req
68. Hey, nobody move. You
guys are all witnesses.Copy !req
69. What's up, guys?Copy !req
70. How's everybody doing?Copy !req
71. Everybody's good?Copy !req
72. Cool. Cool. Um...Copy !req
73. This...Copy !req
74. is a character-driven
action game.Copy !req
75. But don't think
of it as a game.Copy !req
76. Think of it as
a real life experience.Copy !req
77. You are a cop,
put in real life...Copy !req
78. Okay, stop. Stop.Copy !req
79. Shut that shit off.Copy !req
80. Okay.
(MUSIC STOPS)Copy !req
81. Spare me
the corny gimmicks.Copy !req
82. What's the game about?Copy !req
83. Um, it's called "Patrolman."Copy !req
84. Patrol-Man. Huh.Copy !req
85. I like that. What kind of
superpowers does he have?Copy !req
86. Check out
this girl's pussy.Copy !req
87. Oh, no, it's a cop, so he doesn't
have any superpowers or anything.Copy !req
88. What does he have?Copy !req
89. Is he a vampire,
or anything original?Copy !req
90. You know
what's original?Copy !req
91. Firefighters.Copy !req
92. Yes.
Firefighters? Okay.Copy !req
93. Who wants to be a cop?Copy !req
94. I wanna shoot at cops.
I don't wanna be one.Copy !req
95. Good point.Copy !req
96. If I can just show
you guys the game.Copy !req
97. Cops are actually
really cool.Copy !req
98. No, they're not.
Shut up.Copy !req
99. You know what's
really cool?Copy !req
100. Zombies.Copy !req
101. I want you to start working on
"Firefighters versus Zombies."Copy !req
102. That's genius.
Boom!Copy !req
103. What if it was a war between
firefighters and zombies?Copy !req
104. Post-apocalyptic.Copy !req
105. Set it in New York City and destroy
Manhattan. Hey. You writing this down?Copy !req
106. All right,
we can win this!Copy !req
107. Razor-15! 1-4-5! Hut!Copy !req
108. 1 Mississippi, 2
Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...Copy !req
109. I'm open!Copy !req
110. 5 Mississippi, 6 Mississippi,
7 Mississippi...Copy !req
111. Come on,
I'm wide open!Copy !req
112. Rock you like a hurricaneCopy !req
113. Are you ready, baby?Copy !req
114. Here I amCopy !req
115. Rock you like a hurricaneCopy !req
116. Eat shit, Joey.Copy !req
117. Rock you like a hurricaneCopy !req
118. Here I amCopy !req
119. Whoa, ho-ho!Copy !req
120. Yes!Copy !req
121. This is good.
Everybody, huddle up!Copy !req
122. Tommy, you gotta
block a little bit.Copy !req
123. Use your heart.
You block like a bitch.Copy !req
124. You're a ball hog!Copy !req
125. Man up!Copy !req
126. Joey, did you
see that shit?Copy !req
127. Dude, that shit was tight.
Right?Copy !req
128. Shut up, Joey.Copy !req
129. Hey, don't tell him
to shut up.Copy !req
130. Come on.
We're out of here.Copy !req
131. Where are you
guys going?Copy !req
132. Home!Copy !req
133. What the fuck, Ron?Copy !req
134. It is a tie game!Copy !req
135. You will not go pro
with that attitude, Ron!Copy !req
136. You didn't go pro!Copy !req
137. I got injured, man!
What's your excuse?Copy !req
138. What do you do
all day, anyway?Copy !req
139. What do you do all day?
Hang outwith Ron?Copy !req
140. Shut up!Copy !req
141. Why don't you
shut up, Ron?Copy !req
142. Who is that guy?Copy !req
143. Some loser.Copy !req
144. He shows up every day and
he thinks he's our coach.Copy !req
145. Ron's getting in my
fucking head, dude.Copy !req
146. Hello?Copy !req
147. Ow!Copy !req
148. Why would you do that?Copy !req
149. Why'd you hit me
in the face?Copy !req
150. You don't jump
out on brothers.Copy !req
151. We don't like that,
you know that!Copy !req
152. I was just trying to show you
the costume for tonight.Copy !req
153. God!Copy !req
154. So how did we do today?Copy !req
155. They... bought it.Copy !req
156. Green light.
Yeah!Copy !req
157. Oh, I'm so happy for you!
I knew it! Yeah!Copy !req
158. And that's why we're going
to the party tonight in style.Copy !req
159. Do you really
wanna do that?Copy !req
160. It's gonna be like
a college reunion.Copy !req
161. Yes!Copy !req
162. I don't know, man.Copy !req
163. I mean, they're throwing a costume
party in the middle of June.Copy !req
164. That's what the e-vite said.Copy !req
165. I don't know.
It doesn't make sense.Copy !req
166. I'll tell you
what makes sense.Copy !req
167. Us kicking ass and taking names.
We're ghosts.Copy !req
168. You look ridiculous.Copy !req
169. Then how about those?Copy !req
170. My cop stuff?Copy !req
171. No.
Why not?Copy !req
172. No. Then how about this,
you fucking downer...Copy !req
173. Cops or ghosts?
Your choice.Copy !req
174. We look ridiculous.Copy !req
175. What are you talking about?
We look badass.Copy !req
176. I feel like Danny Glover before
he got too old for this shit.Copy !req
177. These vests are
really heavy.Copy !req
178. Because they're
real bulletproof vests.Copy !req
179. They are?
Yeah.Copy !req
180. So all this is real?
Everything.Copy !req
181. What about the guns?
Are the guns real?Copy !req
182. Yeah, but they
don't fire.Copy !req
183. What is the point
of that?Copy !req
184. The police are here.Copy !req
185. You idiot.Copy !req
186. Why am I an idiot?Copy !req
187. Because this is not a costume
party, it's a masquerade party.Copy !req
188. That's the same thing.Copy !req
189. Not the same thing.
Not the same thing.Copy !req
190. Okay, relax.Copy !req
191. Not the same thing.
Where are you going?Copy !req
192. Hey, man! Congrats!Copy !req
193. Oh, it's Justin!
Hey!Copy !req
194. Ryan said you were a big time
video game designer now.Copy !req
195. Oh.Copy !req
196. I wouldn't say
big time...Copy !req
197. (STAMMERING) but I
definitely work on games.Copy !req
198. Come on! He said you just got
done selling some huge game!Copy !req
199. What's it called? I'm gonna
tweet that shit out.Copy !req
200. Um...Copy !req
201. Patrolman versus Zombies...Copy !req
202. Patrol-Man
versus Zombies, okay.Copy !req
203. Versus Firefighters.Copy !req
204. Patrol-Man versus Zombies
versus Firefighters.Copy !req
205. Good seeing you.Copy !req
206. (ON TV)
What a game this has been.Copy !req
207. It's been back and
forth the entire game.Copy !req
208. Heck of a performance
from this guy...Copy !req
209. Senior Quarterback,
Ryan O'Malley...Copy !req
210. Hey, who's that
handsome guy?Copy !req
211. O'Malley takes the snap,
avoids the blitz.Copy !req
212. Nobody's open. O'Malley
is gonna take it himself.Copy !req
213. He cuts across the field,
leaving Chandler in the dust.Copy !req
214. He's at the twenty.
Two men to beat. Ten.Copy !req
215. Five. Touchdown!Copy !req
216. He made it! What a run!Copy !req
217. O'Malley did it. He made it!Copy !req
218. What a run!Copy !req
219. Ryan O'Malley has just delivered
one of the greatest...Copy !req
220. But I knew I could
beat the outside.Copy !req
221. This has been a stellar
performance by O'Malley...Copy !req
222. the young player
who we're hopingCopy !req
223. to see a lot of
in the future...Copy !req
224. O'Malley!Copy !req
225. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
226. Oh! Everybody's here!
Great to see you guys!Copy !req
227. I was just
watching the play.Copy !req
228. What happened? We all thought
you would have gone pro.Copy !req
229. Yeah, definitely.
You know, with the injury...Copy !req
230. Didn't I see you in a
herpes commercial, though?Copy !req
231. Yeah, you did!
I killed that, right?Copy !req
232. So you're an actor now?Copy !req
233. No, they found me
in a mall, dude.Copy !req
234. No, I've been
mentoring some kids...Copy !req
235. teach some football, the
ins and outs of the game.Copy !req
236. How to play it right.Copy !req
237. You know, just to give back
to the community.Copy !req
238. But what's your job?Copy !req
239. Yeah, there's
odds and ends.Copy !req
240. I told you I did
that commercial.Copy !req
241. No, I mean,
what's your career?Copy !req
242. I mean, what do you...Copy !req
243. Hey, he's O'Malley, right?
That's his job.Copy !req
244. Yeah, man.
Right?Copy !req
245. You're out of here? Oh, you
guys are going with him?Copy !req
246. Oh, you're all going.Copy !req
247. What happened
to that guy?Copy !req
248. Ryan.Copy !req
249. Wait up.Copy !req
250. I didn't sell
my game today.Copy !req
251. I know, Justin.Copy !req
252. L.A.'s not
for me, dude.Copy !req
253. I'm moving back
to Ohio.Copy !req
254. Are you all right?Copy !req
255. Me too, man.Copy !req
256. Me too.Copy !req
257. This magic momentCopy !req
258. So different and so newCopy !req
259. Was like any otherCopy !req
260. Until I met youCopy !req
261. And then it happenedCopy !req
262. Officer!Copy !req
263. Officer!Copy !req
264. Scavenger hunt! We all
have to kiss a cop!Copy !req
265. Everything I want I haveCopy !req
266. Whenever I hold you tightCopy !req
267. This magic momentCopy !req
268. That was different.Copy !req
269. Yeah.Copy !req
270. Freeze!Copy !req
271. You guys
over there, freeze!Copy !req
272. Everybody freeze.Copy !req
273. What the fuck?Copy !req
274. Carry on.
Everybody be safe.Copy !req
275. Carry on.Copy !req
276. I got my eyes
on you, Jack.Copy !req
277. Carry on.Copy !req
278. (CHUCKLES)
Goodness.Copy !req
279. Justin, you've got
to try it.Copy !req
280. Police! Freeze!Copy !req
281. Oh!Copy !req
282. My bad, dude.Copy !req
283. Stupid pigs.Copy !req
284. Stay in school.Copy !req
285. Yep, they think
we're real.Copy !req
286. So, let's be cops.Copy !req
287. Well-well-well.
What do we have here?Copy !req
288. What you got in
your hand there?Copy !req
289. Oh, a joint.Copy !req
290. Officers, this is...Copy !req
291. That's some
really good weed, man.Copy !req
292. Is this for real?Copy !req
293. Go.Copy !req
294. Do not exhale, man. Just keep it in.
Be cool.Copy !req
295. Be cool, Justin,
we're good.Copy !req
296. Even the cops think
we're cops, Justin.Copy !req
297. Yeah!Copy !req
298. Hey, look who it is.Copy !req
299. Look, dude.Copy !req
300. I knew we'd see
these dicks again.Copy !req
301. Hey, pull over.Copy !req
302. Are you serious?
I'm serious.Copy !req
303. They're at Georgie's.
Pull over.Copy !req
304. This is not right.
I make my payments.Copy !req
305. I don't talk. We have
been here 32 years.Copy !req
306. This is my whole life.
This is my family.Copy !req
307. Georgie, be smart.Copy !req
308. When Mossi admires your
business, you make him partner.Copy !req
309. But I never
asked for a partner.Copy !req
310. He no your ask permission.Copy !req
311. You realize we're
not real cops, right?Copy !req
312. Just watch my 6.Copy !req
313. Your 6?
My backup.Copy !req
314. Don't use the lingo.Copy !req
315. Oh, fuck you. I'm using the lingo.
The lingo's half the fun.Copy !req
316. Whoo!Copy !req
317. We're here.Copy !req
318. We got reports
of a 418.Copy !req
319. What? Why don't you tell
them what a 418 is?Copy !req
320. I don't know.
Tell them.Copy !req
321. And I gotta say,
you look suspicious, buddy.Copy !req
322. Hands where I can see them.
All of you.Copy !req
323. Hands where I can see them!Copy !req
324. What's going on
over there? Come on.Copy !req
325. Get my 6.
Don't say that.Copy !req
326. What the...?Copy !req
327. Hey, you two,
get up here. Now.Copy !req
328. Do I know you?
You do now.Copy !req
329. Everybody outside. Now.Copy !req
330. Now!Copy !req
331. Outside!Copy !req
332. All right, turn around.
Hands against the car.Copy !req
333. Now. Hands against the car.Copy !req
334. Dude.Copy !req
335. Take my photo.Copy !req
336. For what?
For Facebook.Copy !req
337. Thank you.Copy !req
338. All right,
turn around, guys.Copy !req
339. Chop chop, guys.
Turn around.Copy !req
340. This vehicle was involved in a
hit-and-run the other night.Copy !req
341. And the car you hit
was very expensive.Copy !req
342. The car was worth anywhere
between $15,000 and $27,000.Copy !req
343. (LAUGHS) 27...Copy !req
344. $27,000.Copy !req
345. Partner...
My bad.Copy !req
346. Give them a sobriety test.
I'm gonna 402 the vehicle.Copy !req
347. What's a 402?Copy !req
348. Search and seizure.Copy !req
349. Hey, guys.Copy !req
350. How's your
night going?Copy !req
351. 402.Copy !req
352. Hands on
your head, please.Copy !req
353. Do a couple of
spins for me.Copy !req
354. That's good.Copy !req
355. Okay-Copy !req
356. You can't drive around...Copy !req
357. with bourbon in your...Copy !req
358. What else?Copy !req
359. Pelvic thrusts. Hands still
up there, pelvic thrusts.Copy !req
360. Yeah, like that.Copy !req
361. What? What? What?Copy !req
362. Ho-ho!Copy !req
363. Yeah!Copy !req
364. Now...Copy !req
365. bust it wide open.Copy !req
366. You gotta see what's
going on back there.Copy !req
367. What's going on
back there?Copy !req
368. Pop that.
Earn that money.Copy !req
369. Dance like you just found
out you're pregnant.Copy !req
370. That's laundry for a week.
Thank you, gentlemen.Copy !req
371. Yeah!Copy !req
372. When did you guys
stop dancing?Copy !req
373. And that goes there.Copy !req
374. Well, I hope we all
learned a lesson here.Copy !req
375. Now who are you?Copy !req
376. Who are we?Copy !req
377. Why don't you tell
these men who we are?Copy !req
378. We're the law, bitch.Copy !req
379. (LAUGHS) Yeah!
That was cool, man.Copy !req
380. It felt so good.
Yeah!Copy !req
381. You heard him.
We're the law, bitch.Copy !req
382. We're the new
sheriffs in town. Okay?Copy !req
383. Now get in your
car and get out.Copy !req
384. Now.Copy !req
385. Yeah! All right!Copy !req
386. This is what
we needed, buddy.Copy !req
387. How far are we planning
on taking this, dude?Copy !req
388. Why do you ruin everything
by thinking about it?Copy !req
389. Just enjoy the night.Copy !req
390. Hey, um...Copy !req
391. I'm sorry. I had no idea
that you were a cop.Copy !req
392. Oh.Copy !req
393. No, I'm not really a cop.Copy !req
394. What do you mean?Copy !req
395. We're more than cops.Copy !req
396. Yeah, we help all
the intense units.Copy !req
397. SWAT, FBI.Copy !req
398. The other day,
we were on a 5150...Copy !req
399. and this guy comes off with
a sawed-off shotgun, right?Copy !req
400. Bang, bang, bang!Copy !req
401. Dude, what are you...Copy !req
402. I look behind me
and J-Rock...Copy !req
403. puts one in the chest
and two in the balls.Copy !req
404. One in each ball.Copy !req
405. Wow, really?Copy !req
406. No, I don't
shoot testicles.Copy !req
407. Do not let that
humble face fool you.Copy !req
408. And we all at the force talk about it.
We think he needs a serious...Copy !req
409. back massage.Copy !req
410. Okay.Copy !req
411. Uh, I'm Josie.Copy !req
412. Oh, nice to meet you.Copy !req
413. Nice to meet you, too...Copy !req
414. Chang.Copy !req
415. Oh...Copy !req
416. Chang. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
417. Chang, yeah.Copy !req
418. That's my name.
It's a family name.Copy !req
419. (IMITATING CHINESE ACCENT)
Chang you very much.Copy !req
420. That was racist.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
421. You're funny.Copy !req
422. I'm sure I will see you
around, Officer Chang.Copy !req
423. (CLATTERING)
Oh, my lord!Copy !req
424. Ooh!Copy !req
425. She likes you, Justin.Copy !req
426. You do not mess
with the law!Copy !req
427. You don't mess with the law!
Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
428. Yeah!Copy !req
429. We have problem.Copy !req
430. Cops stopped us from
getting Georgie to sign.Copy !req
431. What kind of cops?Copy !req
432. Hie-cops?
(ALL CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)Copy !req
433. Yeah.Copy !req
434. Did they buy you
a donut?Copy !req
435. Now find me those cops.Copy !req
436. (ON COMPUTER) Police
hand signals are crucialCopy !req
437. in life-threatening
situations.Copy !req
438. The most important
hand signal is Code 4.Copy !req
439. Code 4 means,
"All clear.Copy !req
440. "We're all good here."Copy !req
441. Code 4. All clear.Copy !req
442. What is Code 387?
Grand Theft.Copy !req
443. What is Code 287?
Kidnapping.Copy !req
444. Watch your surroundings.Copy !req
445. Control the situation.Copy !req
446. (ON COMPUTER) Remember the
3 essential steps of self-defense.Copy !req
447. Absolutely. It's all the
technique I told you about.Copy !req
448. Okay?
Let's may, Joey.Copy !req
449. Try to kill me.Copy !req
450. You're the bad guy. You're the
crackhead, I'm the cop. Go.Copy !req
451. Come at me.
Come at me.Copy !req
452. You stabbed me, you son-of-a-bitch!
Sorry.Copy !req
453. Whoo!Copy !req
454. All right!
What you got going, my dude?Copy !req
455. (ON RADIO) Whatever we want!
We're cops!Copy !req
456. Oh, shit.Copy !req
457. Oh, shit, dude.
I'm getting pulled over.Copy !req
458. Play it cool, Chang.Copy !req
459. Play it cool? I can't play it cool.
I'm black!Copy !req
460. (ON PA) Turn off the
engine and step out of the car.Copy !req
461. Okay. I'm getting out.Copy !req
462. (ON PA)
Hands on top of your head.Copy !req
463. Okay-Copy !req
464. Are you
wearing an LAPD uniform?Copy !req
465. Officer, I can explain...
Turn around!Copy !req
466. Spread your legs.Copy !req
467. Don't fight it!Copy !req
468. Officer,
what are you doing?Copy !req
469. Whoo!
Officer!Copy !req
470. I'm gonna ride you!Copy !req
471. Oh, my gosh!Copy !req
472. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
473. You should have
seen your face, man!Copy !req
474. Wow. Where did
you get this?Copy !req
475. eBay, dude.Copy !req
476. eBay? Yeah,
there's tons of them.Copy !req
477. Isn't this so illegal?Copy !req
478. No.Copy !req
479. Well, I mean, yeah.Copy !req
480. Putting the lights on
kind of is.Copy !req
481. I had to do that myself.Copy !req
482. What about the LAPD shit.Copy !req
483. Got it online.Copy !req
484. Then I went to Kinko's.
Kinko's?Copy !req
485. Plastered it on myself.Copy !req
486. This is crazy, dude.Copy !req
487. Some next level shit
is what it is, Justin.Copy !req
488. Some next level shit.Copy !req
489. Load it up and crack a trickCopy !req
490. I'm above the law, bitchCopy !req
491. Isn't that the guy who took
a shit on our doorstep?Copy !req
492. He's a cop.Copy !req
493. Everybody get downCopy !req
494. Officers,
is there a problem?Copy !req
495. Do you want to go
to jail tonight?Copy !req
496. Um...Copy !req
497. There you guys are!Copy !req
498. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
499. Somewhere fun.Copy !req
500. All right!Copy !req
501. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
502. Damn!Copy !req
503. Oh, no, no, no. We're real cops.
These are our guns and...Copy !req
504. We paid $500
for your asses.Copy !req
505. Now get up there
and shake those dicks!Copy !req
506. That's right!Copy !req
507. I'm getting
fucked tonight.Copy !req
508. Take it off.Copy !req
509. Come to mama.Copy !req
510. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
511. Get your dollar
bills ready, girls.Copy !req
512. WOMAN 23 Make it flash!Copy !req
513. No touching!Copy !req
514. Stop, guys!Copy !req
515. Can I just dance?Copy !req
516. Ew.
What?Copy !req
517. Oh, gosh.Copy !req
518. You get
what you pay for.Copy !req
519. Ugh.Copy !req
520. All right, let's do it again.
Roll up the windows.Copy !req
521. Here we go! Here we go!Copy !req
522. You look really different
without your uniform.Copy !req
523. Is that a compliment
or an insult?Copy !req
524. All right,
young lady.Copy !req
525. I'm the cop here,
so I'll be askingCopy !req
526. the remainder of
the questions, ma'am.Copy !req
527. Oh, okay.
First off...Copy !req
528. How on earth do you
not have a boyfriend?Copy !req
529. Honestly, Justin, I have
the worst taste in men.Copy !req
530. Thank you.
No, I mean...Copy !req
531. I'm a psycho magnet.
I don't know.Copy !req
532. Give me an example.Copy !req
533. Okay-Copy !req
534. Right now, there's this guy who keeps
coming in to my work and bothering me.Copy !req
535. And normally, I would just
tell him to get lost...Copy !req
536. but he's like
real deal scary.Copy !req
537. Next time this guy
shows up at your workCopy !req
538. you tell him
I want his number.Copy !req
539. Seriously,
he seems like my type.Copy !req
540. Whoa, is that real?Copy !req
541. Yeah, it happens sometimes.Copy !req
542. I like it.Copy !req
543. I like you.Copy !req
544. Listen, I gotta
tell you something.Copy !req
545. What?Copy !req
546. And it's gonna sound crazy.
(SIREN BLARING)Copy !req
547. (ON PA) Officer Chang,
this is the LAPD...Copy !req
548. I'm gonna need you to stop creeping
out that girl and get back to work.Copy !req
549. (SIREN BLARES)
All right!Copy !req
550. I have to tell her.Copy !req
551. She's too good
of a girl, man.Copy !req
552. And now she's sitting over here
thinking I'm Denzel in Training Day.Copy !req
553. More like Ethan Hawke.Copy !req
554. What's that?
What are those?Copy !req
555. Oh, this?Copy !req
556. You sew those on?Copy !req
557. I got promoted
to sergeant.Copy !req
558. You promoted yourself?Copy !req
559. I feel like
I deserved it.Copy !req
560. I don't want you getting
too weird with this.Copy !req
561. I'm not getting
too weird, Chang!Copy !req
562. Stop calling me Chang.Copy !req
563. Look at your nametag.Copy !req
564. I would love to
meet the 6-foot-1Copy !req
565. Chinese guy that
can fit this outfit.Copy !req
566. (ON RADIO) All units, all
units, we have a 2735 in progress...Copy !req
567. Stop, I wanna hear this.Copy !req
568. A 2735 in progress...Copy !req
569. Domestic disturbance.
Sweet. Let's hit that shit.Copy !req
570. (SIREN STOPS)
No. What are you doing?Copy !req
571. Yes.
No!Copy !req
572. Yes, let's get in the shit.
(SIREN BLARING)Copy !req
573. No!
(SIREN STOPS)Copy !req
574. (SIREN BLARING)
Don't!Copy !req
575. We're getting in the shit!
We're not getting in the shit!Copy !req
576. We're getting in the shit! No!Copy !req
577. I'm a sergeant!Copy !req
578. Oh, I'm gonna
kill you, Justin.Copy !req
579. I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
580. Reported
suspects are 3 females,Copy !req
581. early 20's,
possibly intoxicated.Copy !req
582. Oh, that's how
it's sweet.Copy !req
583. Light them cherries up! Whoo!Copy !req
584. What if the real
cops come?Copy !req
585. Are you kidding? It'll
take at least an hour.Copy !req
586. It's a domestic
disturbance call.Copy !req
587. How do you
know that?Copy !req
588. Would you shut up and
let me do my job here?Copy !req
589. Wait, wait, wait.
What?Copy !req
590. (WHISPERING)
What's the plan?Copy !req
591. The plan is we
control the situation.Copy !req
592. That's what the YouTube video said.
YouTube?Copy !req
593. Police! Open up!Copy !req
594. I'm gonna wait in the car, bro.
Chang!Copy !req
595. Get your ass back here right now.
You're my partner...Copy !req
596. Thank God you're here!Copy !req
597. Oh, yeah,
thank God we are here.Copy !req
598. Absolutely. What seems
to be the problem, ma'am?Copy !req
599. It's my sorority sisters.
Please hurry and come in.Copy !req
600. Sorority sisters.Copy !req
601. Oh, I thought you said you were
gonna wait in the car, Chang.Copy !req
602. I'm not.Copy !req
603. I thought you said you were
gonna wait in the car.Copy !req
604. Stand down.
You stand down!Copy !req
605. I'm the sergeant, Chang.
I'm going first.Copy !req
606. What the hell?Copy !req
607. You need
to get out.Copy !req
608. Well, I'm out.Copy !req
609. Chang. Chang!Copy !req
610. We gotta control
the situation.Copy !req
611. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
612. Hey, hey!
You need to stop!Copy !req
613. I'm controlling
the situation!Copy !req
614. You need to give me the phone!
You're gonna get your ass whooped!Copy !req
615. Help!Copy !req
616. I will control
the situation... Ow!Copy !req
617. Chang, help!Copy !req
618. All right!Copy !req
619. Don't touch me!Copy !req
620. Calm down, sir!Copy !req
621. Excuse me?Copy !req
622. That's a ma'am!
Oh.Copy !req
623. Oh.Copy !req
624. You guys seem like
two classy ladies.Copy !req
625. Let's handle this like adults.
Yes.Copy !req
626. What is your name?
Precious.Copy !req
627. She ain't that precious.
What is your real name?Copy !req
628. Precious.Copy !req
629. Yeah, but when you were
born, what did your...Copy !req
630. Not your gang name
or your stripper name.Copy !req
631. Precious.Copy !req
632. Ma'am, for the last time,
what is your name?Copy !req
633. It's Precious.Copy !req
634. Precious, okay, that's cool.
That's a very pretty name.Copy !req
635. So Precious, great name, why don't
you tell us what's going on here?Copy !req
636. I'll tell you what's going on! She's
trying to get with my man behind my back!Copy !req
637. I ain't trying shit!
Her man be texting me!Copy !req
638. Hell no!
You're a lying-ass bitch!Copy !req
639. You call me a bitch again,
bitch, and see what happens!Copy !req
640. Just don't call her
a bitch again, okay?Copy !req
641. Here's what we're gonna do.
Give me your phone.Copy !req
642. What you doing?
Stop!Copy !req
643. I'm gonna go home.Copy !req
644. Stop it, we're cops.
Act like it.Copy !req
645. I will be reading the part of
D'Andre, the man in question.Copy !req
646. JaQuandae!
JaQuandae.Copy !req
647. You read JaQuanda.Copy !req
648. I'm not gonna do that.Copy !req
649. "What are you doing?"Copy !req
650. Why do you get
to read the boy?Copy !req
651. Justin!Copy !req
652. "What are you doing?"Copy !req
653. (IMITATING FEMALE VOICE)
"Eating soup.Copy !req
654. "Trying to lose some
weight and stuff."Copy !req
655. And I did.Copy !req
656. "Girl, you ain't gotta lose
shit." Thank you.Copy !req
657. "'Cause you fine
as wine."Copy !req
658. "Look, D'Andre, Don't be
texting me again, okay?"Copy !req
659. You see?Copy !req
660. "Unless you wanna get
them nuts up in my guts."Copy !req
661. Oh, that's sex!
That's sex!Copy !req
662. You can win this, J!Copy !req
663. What are you crazy?Copy !req
664. (SLAPS)
Oh!Copy !req
665. I'm sorry!
Oh no, you didn't!Copy !req
666. Oh, ho-ho! I felt it!Copy !req
667. I felt the squish!Copy !req
668. You hit my girl!
Why would you do that?Copy !req
669. J, control
the situation!Copy !req
670. No!Copy !req
671. That's what you get!Copy !req
672. Don't even say it.Copy !req
673. That's what you get.Copy !req
674. Does this hurt?Copy !req
675. Ouch. Yeah.Copy !req
676. Ooh.
Still hurts.Copy !req
677. How many bad guys were there?
Um...Copy !req
678. Two, but the little girl,
she could really fight.Copy !req
679. She?
What?Copy !req
680. You said she.Copy !req
681. No, I didn't. Why would I say she?
I fight guys.Copy !req
682. Whoa! Whoa.Copy !req
683. Okay, now that scares the
shit out of me, for real.Copy !req
684. Thank you.
Wow.Copy !req
685. It's cool that you're a make-up artist.
That's awesome.Copy !req
686. Yeah, trying to be.Copy !req
687. What do you mean?
I don't know.Copy !req
688. I'm not a make-up artist.
I'm a waitress.Copy !req
689. When do I face
reality and just...Copy !req
690. You can't give up
on a dream.Copy !req
691. Look at all this
work you've done.Copy !req
692. That's the last
thing you wanna do.Copy !req
693. Or else you're gonna regret
it for the rest of your life.Copy !req
694. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
695. It's pretty insightful
for a badass cop.Copy !req
696. Okay, Josie, wait.Copy !req
697. Um...Copy !req
698. I gotta tell
you something.Copy !req
699. This...Copy !req
700. This is not me.
It's not.Copy !req
701. Josie. Please.Copy !req
702. Okay, Josie...Copy !req
703. I need to tell you something.
I'm not a cop, okay?Copy !req
704. I am a cop.Copy !req
705. Holy fuck, I'm a cop!
I'm a motherfucking cop!Copy !req
706. Wow.Copy !req
707. Wow.
Wait, what?Copy !req
708. No, whoa, what I meant
to say is...Copy !req
709. I'm not a good cop.
For you, I'm not.Copy !req
710. Yeah, put those away.Copy !req
711. It's hard
to concentrate.Copy !req
712. (WHISPERS) Oh, my
God, I'm so hot.Copy !req
713. Oh, my gosh.
Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
714. Oh, no, no, no. I'm all me.
I like ladies.Copy !req
715. I'm a lady's man, baby.Copy !req
716. You really need
to stop talking.Copy !req
717. I'm so proud
of you, Chang.Copy !req
718. We just kissed, dude.Copy !req
719. But the next time I see her,
I'm telling her the truth.Copy !req
720. But tonight we're going big.Copy !req
721. (SIREN BLARING)
Yeah, man!Copy !req
722. (SINGING)
Because we're copsCopy !req
723. Cops
CopsCopy !req
724. Trying to earn a livingCopy !req
725. (SIREN WAILS) Hey, hey,
hey, shut up, actually.Copy !req
726. Oh, shit!
We're fine. Relax.Copy !req
727. Oh, shit!Copy !req
728. Pull over! Fuck!Copy !req
729. Oh, damn it.Copy !req
730. Shit, we're gonna
go to jail.Copy !req
731. I don't wanna go to jail.
I don't wanna braid hair.Copy !req
732. They hide cell phones in their butts.
Shut up!Copy !req
733. We're not going to jail. Just relax.
This will be interesting.Copy !req
734. Here's what we're gonna do. On
the count of 3, I'm gonna bolt.Copy !req
735. What?Copy !req
736. Let's see if they can catch us.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
737. Let me handle this. Don't say a word.
Don't do anything stupid.Copy !req
738. You don't do anything stupid.
Don't do anything, Ryan.Copy !req
739. Honestly, shut up.Copy !req
740. Code 4, we're all clear.
Move on.Copy !req
741. You don't have any plates
on your vehicle.Copy !req
742. We're not sure
what to make of that.Copy !req
743. We were on a 288.Copy !req
744. While we were inside,
somebody stole our plates.Copy !req
745. Is that right?
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
746. That's right.
So I said, Code four.Copy !req
747. Move on.Copy !req
748. Oh, shit.
I'm sorry, Sergeant.Copy !req
749. I didn't see the stripes.Copy !req
750. We've been getting a lot of
calls about stolen cop cars.Copy !req
751. I'm Officer Segars,
this is Officer Jackson.Copy !req
752. Sorry, Sergeant, we should
have called it in first.Copy !req
753. Well, goddamn it, guys!Copy !req
754. Don't let it happen again, all right?
That's amateur hour.Copy !req
755. Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.Copy !req
756. Look, I don't mean
to scold you.Copy !req
757. I was young and
hungry once, too.Copy !req
758. I get it.
I'm Officer O'Malley.Copy !req
759. This is my best friend
and partner, Officer Chang.Copy !req
760. Best friend, huh, and partner?Copy !req
761. Oh, I wish I could
say the same.Copy !req
762. Listen, I'm kind of
embarrassed about this.Copy !req
763. Is there any way I can make it up to you?
We're about to get off.Copy !req
764. How about we take you guys out
and buy you a couple of drinks?Copy !req
765. Oh...
To a cool cop bar?Copy !req
766. Yeah, it's the coolest.Copy !req
767. If you're buying, we're drinking.
I don't have any money on me.Copy !req
768. Well, yeah,
the first round.Copy !req
769. I'm sorry. Unfortunately,
we're a little tired.Copy !req
770. We had a long day,
so we're...Copy !req
771. I don't know if you
guys got the memo...Copy !req
772. but Chang here is
a bit of a whang.Copy !req
773. Hey, let me tell you something.
Jackson here is no peach either.Copy !req
774. Non-stop donut farts.
(SIREN BLARING)Copy !req
775. Never a dull moment,
am I right, Sarge?Copy !req
776. 6-Adam-7. We got a Code
30 at Ace Hardware.Copy !req
777. (WHISPERING)
Dude, no!Copy !req
778. We're Code 6. Let's go.Copy !req
779. No, no, no.
What are you doing?Copy !req
780. We're getting their six.
No, we're not!Copy !req
781. Wanna take the lead
on this, Sarge?Copy !req
782. Me? No, you guys
go ahead.Copy !req
783. I'm gonna evaluate you guys,
individually and as a team.Copy !req
784. Go. We got eyes on you.Copy !req
785. Holy shit.Copy !req
786. LAPD!Copy !req
787. Los Angeles
Police Department!Copy !req
788. Shh, shh.Copy !req
789. Let's go.
No, no, no.Copy !req
790. Don't you crawl.
I'm crawling.Copy !req
791. Ow.Copy !req
792. (WHISPERING) What?Copy !req
793. What did you do?
I don't know.Copy !req
794. Two here.
Okay, great.Copy !req
795. Copy that.
What is he saying?Copy !req
796. They're going in
from the west perimeterCopy !req
797. and we're going to
the east perimeter.Copy !req
798. No, we're not going to any perimeter.
Copy that.Copy !req
799. Dude, Ryan!Copy !req
800. No, no, no!Copy !req
801. Your gun's fake.
Let's go.Copy !req
802. Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
803. Your gun's not real.Copy !req
804. Don't touch
a shooter's arm!Copy !req
805. Come on,
pig motherfuckers!Copy !req
806. Don't call us pigs!
Where did you get that?Copy !req
807. You wanna get weird,
let's get weird.Copy !req
808. Oh, my God!Copy !req
809. Hold on!
Hold it!Copy !req
810. Hold it.
Hold it.Copy !req
811. Just take off, all right?
We're not gonna chase you.Copy !req
812. Stay right here.
We are gonna chase you.Copy !req
813. Do not listen to him.Copy !req
814. He's an idiot.
He's an idiot.Copy !req
815. You can go.
We are police officers.Copy !req
816. I promise you
we won't chase you.Copy !req
817. I promise we
will chase you,Copy !req
818. and I promise I'll
catch you, you rat.Copy !req
819. Don't look at him.
I swear to you...Copy !req
820. I pinky swear,
we will not chase you.Copy !req
821. I pinky swear.
Just touch it.Copy !req
822. He almost did it!Copy !req
823. Oh, my God.
Okay.Copy !req
824. Let me just
get this straight.Copy !req
825. Did you just
pinky-swear with a perp?Copy !req
826. Yeah.Copy !req
827. That's the most embarrassing
thing I've ever lived through!Copy !req
828. What are you talking about?
Did you see how strong he was?Copy !req
829. He looked like Pacquiao
and Fabio had a baby!Copy !req
830. Take him, Sarge,
take him!Copy !req
831. Go ahead. This one's all you.
Nope.Copy !req
832. Go ahead.
Nope.Copy !req
833. You got it, Sarge!
Watch and learn.Copy !req
834. I came in like a wrecking ballCopy !req
835. Oh, shit!Copy !req
836. I never hit so hard at loveCopy !req
837. All I wanted was
to break your wallsCopy !req
838. on, my God! (SCREAMING)Copy !req
839. All you ever did
was wreck meCopy !req
840. Oh, my God!Copy !req
841. Yeah, you, you wreck meCopy !req
842. Wait, wait, wait.
Hold, hold, hold.Copy !req
843. Let me up!
Let me up!Copy !req
844. Come here.
There you go!Copy !req
845. (WHOOPS)
Way to go, Chang!Copy !req
846. Where is the other guy?Copy !req
847. What?Copy !req
848. What other guy? What
are you talking about?Copy !req
849. The other perp.Copy !req
850. I think it was
just that guy.Copy !req
851. You pinky swear
about that?Copy !req
852. There were 2.
Yeah, 2.Copy !req
853. Let's find them
then, guys! Come on!Copy !req
854. You take the front, we'll
take the back, all right?Copy !req
855. Yep, absolutely.
All right.Copy !req
856. All right!Copy !req
857. Chang. Do not
Tom Cruise run.Copy !req
858. Yeah!Copy !req
859. Whoo! That is living, man!Copy !req
860. I still taste that guy's
sweat in my mouth.Copy !req
861. Congratulations. That is
the taste of victory, man.Copy !req
862. It's your first
collar, dude.Copy !req
863. Dude, that was
way too close.Copy !req
864. Seriously. What's the
worst that could happen?Copy !req
865. "Simply wearing
a police badge isCopy !req
866. "punishable by 1 year
minimum in a federal..."Copy !req
867. What the fuck?Copy !req
868. "The use of official
police equipment...Copy !req
869. "is punishable by up to 2 years
in a federal penitentiary."Copy !req
870. "Driving a vehicle with red or
blue lights is punishable...Copy !req
871. "by up to 3 years imprisonment
and $200,000 fine."Copy !req
872. What about a whole
damn police car?Copy !req
873. Everybody get downCopy !req
874. Which one of you little pricks
asked me what I do all day?Copy !req
875. I'm a cop.Copy !req
876. Joey, hop in.Copy !req
877. Out of my way.Copy !req
878. Take a lap, little boys.
(CHUCKLES)Copy !req
879. He's a cop, Ron!Copy !req
880. He ain't shit!Copy !req
881. I love it, man.Copy !req
882. Look, you had a great shift.
You keep it up...Copy !req
883. and I'll give you
that badge I promised you.Copy !req
884. What the hell
have you been doing?Copy !req
885. Jesus, you scared
the shit out of me.Copy !req
886. And who is this?Copy !req
887. It's Joey.
He's our intern.Copy !req
888. Ryan, are you insane?Copy !req
889. No.Copy !req
890. We could go to jail for
years for this shit.Copy !req
891. And now you have
a little kid involved?Copy !req
892. Who's this bitch?
(SNORTS)Copy !req
893. I will slap that little
afro off your head.Copy !req
894. You're good. Dude,
this is it, all right?Copy !req
895. Take the uniform off.
We're throwing them away.Copy !req
896. We are done. Seriously.Copy !req
897. You wanna retire?
(CELL PHONE RINGS)Copy !req
898. Shit.Copy !req
899. This is Chang.
You're good.Copy !req
900. I need you to come down here
right away. I'm at Georgia's.Copy !req
901. Wait. What's wrong, Josie?Copy !req
902. Please come down as
soon as you can. Hurry.Copy !req
903. Yeah, but just
tell... Hello?Copy !req
904. Damn it.
Did you hear that?Copy !req
905. Looks like we're coming out
of retirement, homeboy.Copy !req
906. We gotta go around back
to surprise them.Copy !req
907. All right,
here's what we're gonna do.Copy !req
908. I'm gonna bum-rush in, I'm
gonna say my killer line...Copy !req
909. then you come in and
repeat everything I said.Copy !req
910. No.Copy !req
911. Ready, and...Copy !req
912. Yippee-ki-yay, bitches!
Everyone down!Copy !req
913. Yippee-ki-yay, bitches...
Everyone...Copy !req
914. So you're the new
sheriffs in town.Copy !req
915. Acting all hard
when I'm not here.Copy !req
916. Well, I'm here now.Copy !req
917. Huh.Copy !req
918. Are you the
new boyfriend?Copy !req
919. Can I talk to you
for a second, please?Copy !req
920. All right, boyfriend.Copy !req
921. All right.Copy !req
922. My buddy's
gonna handle this.Copy !req
923. Okay?Copy !req
924. That's real steel. You
don't mess with the Chang.Copy !req
925. Listen, you gotta
leave her alone now.Copy !req
926. I'm not even talking to you
like a police officer.Copy !req
927. This is just me talking to
you like a regular guy.Copy !req
928. So this is you
without a badge?Copy !req
929. Yeah. It's just
man-to-man.Copy !req
930. Okay, let's backtrack a little bit.
So I'm a cop now...Copy !req
931. You did it again. Yep.Copy !req
932. You think you can
fuck with my business?Copy !req
933. Are you threatening me?Copy !req
934. I'm a cop, asshole.Copy !req
935. You ain't shit.Copy !req
936. What? You wanna jump?Copy !req
937. Come on, bitch,
let's go.Copy !req
938. Let's do it.Copy !req
939. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
940. Jump.Copy !req
941. You're not
worth the paperwork.Copy !req
942. (WHISPERING)
I'm the law here.Copy !req
943. Back off...Copy !req
944. of everything.Copy !req
945. Next time you come
to a call like this...Copy !req
946. who knows?Copy !req
947. Bullets fly.Copy !req
948. Cops get hit all the time.Copy !req
949. All right, so we're
just gonna come cleanCopy !req
950. and tell these
guys everything.Copy !req
951. Everything except for the fact that
we've been pretending to be cops.Copy !req
952. What? No.Copy !req
953. It's called
taking responsibility.Copy !req
954. This shit has
gone way too far.Copy !req
955. It sounds stupid, man.Copy !req
956. It's not stupid.
It is stupid.Copy !req
957. It's smart. By
principle, it's stupid.Copy !req
958. Justin, you could still stop right now.
Shut up.Copy !req
959. Hi. Listen I don't know
where to begin...Copy !req
960. I should probably do the
talking here... Shh.Copy !req
961. I guess we want to
file a police report.Copy !req
962. Mmm-hmm.
What kind of report?Copy !req
963. Uh, he and I have been pretending to
be cops for the past couple of weeks.Copy !req
964. Excuse me?Copy !req
965. It sounds crazy.
Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
966. Yeah. It started out
just as fun...Copy !req
967. but now we're in a lot of
trouble and we need help.Copy !req
968. From real cops.Copy !req
969. Hold on a second
there, Angie.Copy !req
970. Don't believe
a word these guys say.Copy !req
971. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
972. These guys are a couple
of real jokers!Copy !req
973. Let me guess.Copy !req
974. You guys came down here to help
me fill out all that paperwork...Copy !req
975. you ditched us with
the other night, am I right?Copy !req
976. That's right, yeah.
No.Copy !req
977. Good to see you guys again.
Come on back.Copy !req
978. We're gonna go back.Copy !req
979. This guy is a rascal.Copy !req
980. No, I'm being serious.
We're really not cops.Copy !req
981. That's not funny.Copy !req
982. George Segars, he said
don't worry about it.Copy !req
983. Help me. Please!Copy !req
984. See you, Angie.Copy !req
985. We're not cops.
It's not funny.Copy !req
986. His name's
Mossi Kasic.Copy !req
987. He's top of the shitlist.Copy !req
988. I'm surprised you guys
haven't heard of him.Copy !req
989. I deal with guys like this
on a daily basis, Segars.Copy !req
990. I hear you, Sarge
but this guy is different.Copy !req
991. He runs a crew,
preys on local shop owners...Copy !req
992. and immigrants like himself.Copy !req
993. He muscles in...Copy !req
994. takes co-ownership
of the businesses...Copy !req
995. and then uses it for money
laundering and whatnot.Copy !req
996. He's an animal.Copy !req
997. Hey, beautiful.Copy !req
998. You can't reason
with him, can't talk to him.Copy !req
999. He loves to fight.
He lives for it.Copy !req
1000. He's got this crazy temper.Copy !req
1001. He can snap,
just like that.Copy !req
1002. It's all right.Copy !req
1003. He's taken down
some big scores.Copy !req
1004. Every time we raid his place, though...
nothing.Copy !req
1005. We can't find
anything on the inside.Copy !req
1006. I gotta say,
I want this guy bad.Copy !req
1007. It's good to hear.
I want him bad, too.Copy !req
1008. I think about it every night.
Me, too.Copy !req
1009. I just lay awake,
staring at the ceiling...Copy !req
1010. just thinking about
different ways to nail him.Copy !req
1011. I'm obsessed with
nailing this dude.Copy !req
1012. I wanna put him up on the wall,
you know, and just... (GRUNTS)Copy !req
1013. "What's my name?"
That's right.Copy !req
1014. Anyways, that's probably
never gonna happen.Copy !req
1015. What's going on, guys?Copy !req
1016. Nothing. We were just
talking about Mossi.Copy !req
1017. Nobody in the community's
gonna testify against him...Copy !req
1018. and without hard evidence,
we got nothing.Copy !req
1019. So why don't we
do surveillance?Copy !req
1020. Believe me, I'd love to do that, but
it's a little bit above my pay grade.Copy !req
1021. Right.Copy !req
1022. However...Copy !req
1023. between you and me, Sarge...
Everything is.Copy !req
1024. This station has
a shitload of equipment.Copy !req
1025. I'm talking about wiretaps,
pinhole cameras,Copy !req
1026. anything you want,
I can get for you.Copy !req
1027. (WHISPERING)
I want all of it.Copy !req
1028. All right.Copy !req
1029. Let's do it. Yeah!Copy !req
1030. Hey, Sarge, Brothers in
Blue, should we sing it?Copy !req
1031. Sing what? It's the academy song.
Come on.Copy !req
1032. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Fire it up.Copy !req
1033. (SINGING) Brothers in blueCopy !req
1034. That's good. This guy
never stops, does he?Copy !req
1035. There's a police song?Copy !req
1036. I gotta learn that.
You're a fucking idiot.Copy !req
1037. We were supposed
to turn ourselves inCopy !req
1038. and now your
checking out equipment?Copy !req
1039. Dude, you heard the cop.
It's up to us to get this guy.Copy !req
1040. He is the devil's nephew.Copy !req
1041. We're not going
near that guy!Copy !req
1042. So let me
get this straight.Copy !req
1043. You finally meet
a girl that you like...Copy !req
1044. and she likes you, and then
some douchebag comes around...Copy !req
1045. and says that you
can't be with her...Copy !req
1046. and your first
thought is to run away?Copy !req
1047. Yes. He said
he would kill me.Copy !req
1048. I'm not gonna let
you run away, man.Copy !req
1049. You know what?Copy !req
1050. What?Copy !req
1051. You wanna know
what people say about you?Copy !req
1052. I know what they say.Copy !req
1053. But I haven't felt like
this in a long time.Copy !req
1054. I'm good at this.Copy !req
1055. I need you, man.
I need you to...Copy !req
1056. I need you to
believe in me, man.Copy !req
1057. Please.Copy !req
1058. I'm in.Copy !req
1059. Were you about to cry?Copy !req
1060. Yeah, I don't
wanna talk about it.Copy !req
1061. I got misty, my heart
started pumping fast.Copy !req
1062. So how are we
gonna find this guy?Copy !req
1063. This is it.Copy !req
1064. God, I'm getting good
at this detective stuff.Copy !req
1065. Is that why you're
wearing that suit?Copy !req
1066. Oh, yeah, I got promoted.Copy !req
1067. You promoted
yourself again?Copy !req
1068. Yeah. I'm a detective.Copy !req
1069. What do you think
they're doing in there?Copy !req
1070. I don't know, man. Something
shady, that's for sure.Copy !req
1071. Let's see if we can get
inside and open those doors.Copy !req
1072. Let's see if we
don't do that.Copy !req
1073. Listen, Chang...Copy !req
1074. you've gotta stop
being such a pussy, okay?Copy !req
1075. Yeah, no shit.Copy !req
1076. Dude...Copy !req
1077. I will whoop
your little ass.Copy !req
1078. You will not touch his ass.
I will hit him.Copy !req
1079. Don't you
fucking hit me.Copy !req
1080. Don't!Copy !req
1081. Oh, perfect.Copy !req
1082. If I wasn't involved in a case
right now, I would light you up.Copy !req
1083. That right there, that apartment,
that's our vantage point.Copy !req
1084. But somebody
lives in there.Copy !req
1085. Justin, then they
better have good food...Copy !req
1086. because they're about to be
involved in their first stakeout!Copy !req
1087. No.Copy !req
1088. Police business,
open up now.Copy !req
1089. Hi.Copy !req
1090. Hi.Copy !req
1091. You are a fox,
aren't you?Copy !req
1092. Detective?Copy !req
1093. Absolutely,
that's my title.Copy !req
1094. Dude.Copy !req
1095. Uh, ma'am, we're gonna need to come inside
and talk to you for a minute, please.Copy !req
1096. Oh.
All right.Copy !req
1097. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1098. It smells like
a fish farted in here.Copy !req
1099. Look at that bald one.
He looks super racist.Copy !req
1100. Like he snores
the "N" word at night.Copy !req
1101. I've seen every
cop show ever.Copy !req
1102. I'm so excited we're going
to be doing this together.Copy !req
1103. Yeah.Copy !req
1104. Just so we're clear, there's
no "we" in this situation.Copy !req
1105. Don't be a dick.Copy !req
1106. I can still be a part of
the team though, right?Copy !req
1107. Absolutely.
No.Copy !req
1108. Also, I'm not
on ecstasy.Copy !req
1109. No way.Copy !req
1110. I've had some very
dramatic relationships.Copy !req
1111. My therapist says I need
to meet a more stable guy.Copy !req
1112. I love a man in uniform.Copy !req
1113. You do?Copy !req
1114. Sure.
I don't like this.Copy !req
1115. I did a three-way once
with two paramedics.Copy !req
1116. Ma'am, I'm going to need
you to go to your room.Copy !req
1117. All right.
Alone.Copy !req
1118. You do not know
what vibage is, pal.Copy !req
1119. Why would you do that?Copy !req
1120. I think she's an interesting lady and
she's got a lot to offer this team.Copy !req
1121. We are doing surveillance.
We don't have time.Copy !req
1122. Ow.Copy !req
1123. All right,
we got action, people.Copy !req
1124. Oh, good work, Joe.Copy !req
1125. Who is that?Copy !req
1126. I think he's the boss.Copy !req
1127. Take photos
of his henchmen.Copy !req
1128. You got good ones?Copy !req
1129. How fun is this?Copy !req
1130. I'm sorry to bother you,
but I need some help.Copy !req
1131. It's my bubble bath.Copy !req
1132. It's not wet enough.Copy !req
1133. No.Copy !req
1134. Yes. That's our
civic duty.Copy !req
1135. No, it's not.
Focus. (CHOKES)Copy !req
1136. We would love to help you,
ma'am, but we can't...Copy !req
1137. because we're on a case and
we take our job seriously.Copy !req
1138. That is so hot.Copy !req
1139. You're so hot.Copy !req
1140. (ON RECORDING)
Listen to me very carefully.Copy !req
1141. I need you to lay low.Copy !req
1142. Very low.Copy !req
1143. For now.Copy !req
1144. The Dominicans are
going to make the delivery.Copy !req
1145. And you're not going to do
shit with it until I say so.Copy !req
1146. Understood?Copy !req
1147. You gonna keep
everything underground.Copy !req
1148. Underground?
What is he talking about?Copy !req
1149. Deliver what?Copy !req
1150. I don't know.Copy !req
1151. What's this?Copy !req
1152. This is the shipment.
This is our evidence.Copy !req
1153. How do you know that?Copy !req
1154. Because it's a cargo van,
and these are all bad guys.Copy !req
1155. These guys are
terrible-looking people.Copy !req
1156. Open it.Copy !req
1157. Oh...
Shit.Copy !req
1158. So?Copy !req
1159. They tell me their badge
numbers don't match up.Copy !req
1160. Which tells me one thing.
They're not LAPD.Copy !req
1161. Oh, we're dead.Copy !req
1162. So, what are they?Copy !req
1163. Feds, ATF,
maybe a special unit.Copy !req
1164. What?Copy !req
1165. Yeah, we're
black ops, dude.Copy !req
1166. So, you're going to be invisible
until I can figure it out.Copy !req
1167. Just to be clear...Copy !req
1168. if that little
guy wasn't here...Copy !req
1169. some serious weird shit
would be going on right now.Copy !req
1170. What kind of weird shit?Copy !req
1171. You are an
acrobatic angel, aren't you?Copy !req
1172. Ah.Copy !req
1173. Joey, turn around.Copy !req
1174. Oh!Copy !req
1175. Okay.
There she goes.Copy !req
1176. Boom, we got them.Copy !req
1177. Now what's
in those crates?Copy !req
1178. I'm seeing it the same time you're
seeing it. How would I know that?Copy !req
1179. I need to narrate it, because that's
what you do in these situations.Copy !req
1180. You see something and one of
the guys says it out loud.Copy !req
1181. And the other guy, you, is
supposed to go, "Yeah."Copy !req
1182. Oh, shit, dude. We gotta
know what's inside those crates.Copy !req
1183. So, what do we do now?Copy !req
1184. Joey, watch the fort.Copy !req
1185. Where are you going?Copy !req
1186. Wait a minute,
actually.Copy !req
1187. Oh...Copy !req
1188. That is so hot.Copy !req
1189. There he is.Copy !req
1190. This is a terrible idea.
Is it?Copy !req
1191. (SIREN BLARING)
Dude, are you kidding?Copy !req
1192. No.Copy !req
1193. He's a gang member.Copy !req
1194. Exactly.Copy !req
1195. Relax, I'm just
gonna go talk to him.Copy !req
1196. I will not relax.
You're an idiot.Copy !req
1197. I got this.Copy !req
1198. Hello.Copy !req
1199. You have the right to remain silent...
(MAN SCREAMING)Copy !req
1200. Here we go.Copy !req
1201. Justin, help me now!Copy !req
1202. Anything you say can be used
against you in a court of law.Copy !req
1203. You have the right
to an attorney.Copy !req
1204. If you can't afford an attorney,
one will be appointed...Copy !req
1205. He's biting my neck!
He's biting my neck!Copy !req
1206. Ow!Copy !req
1207. (PANTING) Can I talk
to you for a second?Copy !req
1208. Sure.Copy !req
1209. (SHOUTING)
What the fuck!Copy !req
1210. We've gotta find out
what's in those crates.Copy !req
1211. Are you kidding me?
I'm not...Copy !req
1212. No!Copy !req
1213. Get in!Copy !req
1214. Get in the car!Copy !req
1215. Okay-Copy !req
1216. So we're
kidnapping people now?Copy !req
1217. No, Justin, it's called
an interrogation.Copy !req
1218. Where are we going
to interrogate him?Copy !req
1219. (WHISPERING) He's just a friend.
He's just a friend.Copy !req
1220. We gotta get the information out
of him about what's in those crates.Copy !req
1221. He doesn't even
speak English, dude.Copy !req
1222. Then we torture him.Copy !req
1223. You're the mysterious one.
You have to be bad cop.Copy !req
1224. So now I'm torturing him?Copy !req
1225. Hey, who said anything
about torture, Your Honor?Copy !req
1226. You just did 3 seconds ago.
Shut up, dude.Copy !req
1227. This is
a serious moment.Copy !req
1228. Make him talk.Copy !req
1229. You can do it.
All right.Copy !req
1230. You can do it!
Yeah, born ready!Copy !req
1231. Listen to me,
you little dick-snatch...Copy !req
1232. What was that?Copy !req
1233. He spit in my face.
He's not afraid of me.Copy !req
1234. You know what, then
make him afraid of you.Copy !req
1235. Reservoir Dogs, dude.
Gut the ear.Copy !req
1236. Be realistic for once.Copy !req
1237. Lift up that side.
I'm trying.Copy !req
1238. What's in those crates?
What's in those crates?Copy !req
1239. This is not how
you waterboard.Copy !req
1240. Yes it is! Have you
seen Zero Dark Thirty?Copy !req
1241. No, but I know
how to waterboard, though.Copy !req
1242. Stop drinking it!Copy !req
1243. What the hell, man?Copy !req
1244. It's sad what you're trying to do.
It's embarrassing.Copy !req
1245. All right.
I hate Mossi.Copy !req
1246. Everybody does. I'll tell you
anything you want to know.Copy !req
1247. Just stop this shit!Copy !req
1248. Why didn't you
say that before?Copy !req
1249. And that you
spoke English.Copy !req
1250. You didn't ask. You guys
pulled me out of my truck.Copy !req
1251. You drag me across
the fucking ground.Copy !req
1252. That's on me.Copy !req
1253. You throw me in
the back of a cop car.Copy !req
1254. Point the guns in my face!Copy !req
1255. Look, maybe we got off
on the wrong foot here.Copy !req
1256. Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
1257. You want a beer?Copy !req
1258. Yeah, beer sounds good.Copy !req
1259. What's your name?Copy !req
1260. My name is Pupa.Copy !req
1261. If we untie you,
do you promiseCopy !req
1262. not to freak out
and kill us?Copy !req
1263. I promise not
to freak out.Copy !req
1264. Ah, man!Copy !req
1265. For real, I don't know
what's in those crates.Copy !req
1266. But Mossi paid some heavy
cash for whatever's in there.Copy !req
1267. But how do we find out?Copy !req
1268. Mossi's having one of his parties tonight.
I hear shit gets crazy.Copy !req
1269. At least 3 people die,
everytime he has a party.Copy !req
1270. What?
Those crates will be there...Copy !req
1271. but if you wait until tomorrow
that shit's going to be gone.Copy !req
1272. So we gotta do it tonight.
You gotta do it tonight.Copy !req
1273. Shit, this game
is gangster!Copy !req
1274. Really? Gangster?Copy !req
1275. It is, man, I tell you.
Where can I buy this thing?Copy !req
1276. You see, Pupa,
it's kind of complicated.Copy !req
1277. There's a lot that goes into
making games these days.Copy !req
1278. Oh, Justin.Copy !req
1279. A lot of politics. I'm
talking to a lot of people.Copy !req
1280. It sounds like you bitched
out, is what it sounds like.Copy !req
1281. You gotta go in there
and fight for your shit.Copy !req
1282. Don't you believe
in yourself?Copy !req
1283. You gotta go in
there and tell them...Copy !req
1284. "This is my game. We're
going to do it my way.Copy !req
1285. "Put the game out there now,
for people to buy it."Copy !req
1286. I gotta say, we have to
get into that party.Copy !req
1287. We gotta get in
that party tonight.Copy !req
1288. I don't understand
what you're saying.Copy !req
1289. When you start getting excited,
your English escapes you...Copy !req
1290. and you get really
native in your tongue.Copy !req
1291. How do we get
into that party?Copy !req
1292. When I'm speaking English but it still
sounds like... (SPEAKING IN OTHER LANGUAGE)Copy !req
1293. Like that, I don't
what you're saying.Copy !req
1294. You didn't get
any of that?Copy !req
1295. Qué?Copy !req
1296. You didn't get any...Copy !req
1297. Qué?
Holy shit.Copy !req
1298. What?
What?Copy !req
1299. This is gonna sound
a little bit weird...Copy !req
1300. But you two could
pass as brothers.Copy !req
1301. Ew! No,
this guy's gross!Copy !req
1302. No offense.Copy !req
1303. No offense?
You just said, "Ew."Copy !req
1304. The last person who said,
"Ew" to me, was my mother.Copy !req
1305. Hmm.Copy !req
1306. You guys know
where she is right now?Copy !req
1307. Heaven?
You got it.Copy !req
1308. Heaven.Copy !req
1309. Hopefully from
natural causes?Copy !req
1310. If me getting angry and doing something
foolish is natural causes...Copy !req
1311. then yes.Copy !req
1312. You look handsome.
Thank you.Copy !req
1313. A great-looking guy.
Now I'm here to play war.Copy !req
1314. Hey, Chang.
How do I make you...Copy !req
1315. look like him?Copy !req
1316. Shit.Copy !req
1317. How much time we got?Copy !req
1318. Uh...
Shut up.Copy !req
1319. I need a water, three bowls and a lemon
peel. Come on, people, let's go!Copy !req
1320. That's my girl.Copy !req
1321. She said she'd done a three-way
with a couple of paramedics.Copy !req
1322. Mmm-hmm I think this
the marrying type.Copy !req
1323. Sounds like it to me.Copy !req
1324. All right.
Are you ready?Copy !req
1325. We're ready.Copy !req
1326. Oh, ho-ho.Copy !req
1327. That's handsome.
Well...Copy !req
1328. I look like someone hit me
in the face with Lil Wayne.Copy !req
1329. Lil Wayne!Copy !req
1330. He made a joke
about Lil Wayne!Copy !req
1331. Oh, shit! That's funny.Copy !req
1332. Hey, Josie, I gotta say
you're one heck of an artist.Copy !req
1333. Thank you.
You're fine, too, girl.Copy !req
1334. Yeah, she's pretty.Copy !req
1335. Josie, Josie,
look at me. Look at me.Copy !req
1336. Don't do intense right now.
Okay.Copy !req
1337. You're crazy fine,
that's all I'm saying.Copy !req
1338. That's a compliment,
now let it go.Copy !req
1339. (WHISPERS) Just gonna
say one more thing.Copy !req
1340. I wouldn't, though,
is what I'm saying.Copy !req
1341. I promise it's
going to be okay.Copy !req
1342. I mean, I would like
to take off your dress...Copy !req
1343. and put my
penis inside of you.Copy !req
1344. I'd really like to
get all up in that shit.Copy !req
1345. No, like in her
vagina, though.Copy !req
1346. I know, but you can't say that.
Appreciate it.Copy !req
1347. I wouldn't put
it in your butt.Copy !req
1348. I gotta go. And
a good day to you, madame.Copy !req
1349. Do you think I could put "Undercover sting
operation for the LAPD" on my resume?Copy !req
1350. Absolutely.Copy !req
1351. Did you see when I said
"madame?" That's French.Copy !req
1352. That was sweet.Copy !req
1353. Here you go, buddy.Copy !req
1354. What if I start
sweating, dude?Copy !req
1355. These tattoos are
gonna run down my face.Copy !req
1356. Then don't sweat.Copy !req
1357. What do you mean, "Don't
sweat?" I'm not doing this.Copy !req
1358. Why you got to
be such a bitch?Copy !req
1359. Pupa, don't
call me a bitch.Copy !req
1360. You made such a cool game. If you
make it, then you got to play it.Copy !req
1361. I've been saying
that this whole time.Copy !req
1362. You made such a cool game, (CHANGES
ACCENT) now you gotta play it.Copy !req
1363. What are you doing
with your accent?Copy !req
1364. What are you
doing with your voice?Copy !req
1365. I was agreeing
with you.Copy !req
1366. But you have an accent.Copy !req
1367. I know you are agreeing with me,
but you're saying it like I was.Copy !req
1368. What I'm saying is, you made a
great game and I believe in you.Copy !req
1369. So, now, you just gotta
(CHANGES ACCENT) play it.Copy !req
1370. All right, dude.
Feel free to rob him.Copy !req
1371. Oh, boy. He can't hear you. I'm just
going to ignore him from now on.Copy !req
1372. How is this on me?Copy !req
1373. This is insane.Copy !req
1374. Listen, Justin,
no matter what happens...Copy !req
1375. no matter what
anyone says to you,Copy !req
1376. all you gotta
say to them is...Copy !req
1377. What does that mean?Copy !req
1378. It means, "Suck my balls
and cock, you cocksucker."Copy !req
1379. Yeah, just say that.
Okay.Copy !req
1380. Good luck, homes. You're gonna need it.
(LAUGHS)Copy !req
1381. Look, I'm telling you,
we look a lot alike.Copy !req
1382. But Mossi is probably gonna
recognize that you're not me...Copy !req
1383. and then he gonna
cut your face off!Copy !req
1384. All right. Is that...?Copy !req
1385. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1386. Whoo! I'm sorry.
It's not funny.Copy !req
1387. Wait a second.
What?Copy !req
1388. One extra
touch for you.Copy !req
1389. Pretty good,
right here.Copy !req
1390. Oh God, no.Copy !req
1391. Just trust him.
Put it in.Copy !req
1392. You put this in your mouth.
Ow. Ryan!Copy !req
1393. You'll need it.
You need it, man.Copy !req
1394. Here they come.Copy !req
1395. Ow. Ow. Aah!Copy !req
1396. I'm going to die here.Copy !req
1397. It smells like prison
and bad parenting.Copy !req
1398. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1399. (THROUGH EARPIECE)
Relax! You'll be in and out.Copy !req
1400. All we gotta do is find out what's
in those crates and you'll be done.Copy !req
1401. We'll get footage of it,
and you're out.Copy !req
1402. That's easy for you to say.
They are all staring at me.Copy !req
1403. Then stare back at them.
You are a cholo vato killer!Copy !req
1404. Own that shit!Copy !req
1405. I suck balls and cock.Copy !req
1406. Ah.Copy !req
1407. Coño.Copy !req
1408. That's what I thought. Ah,
dude, I think it's working!Copy !req
1409. Hell yeah, Chang!
You tell them!Copy !req
1410. Nice! Okay, we're in!Copy !req
1411. Dude, those chicks are hot.Copy !req
1412. (WHISPERING) Shut up, dude.
I'm freaking out.Copy !req
1413. Just relax. Be like everybody
else or you'll stand out.Copy !req
1414. Good.Copy !req
1415. Dude! What are you doing?Copy !req
1416. I'm doing my
white girl dance.Copy !req
1417. Stop doing that shit!Copy !req
1418. There's got to be some sort
of back room or storage area.Copy !req
1419. You've got some
balls coming in here.Copy !req
1420. Come with me.Copy !req
1421. Mossi's gonna
wanna speak to you.Copy !req
1422. Been looking for you.
Okay.Copy !req
1423. (WHISPERING)
Shit, what do I do?Copy !req
1424. I don't know,
but don't be nervous.Copy !req
1425. But don't
fuck it up, either.Copy !req
1426. The fuck are you
doing here?Copy !req
1427. I best not be finding out
you lost one of my crates.Copy !req
1428. Make him say
what's in those crates!Copy !req
1429. Um...Copy !req
1430. What exactly are we referring
to in those crates, bro?Copy !req
1431. Hit this shit.Copy !req
1432. Nah, bro. I'm already
super piped-out.Copy !req
1433. I was like, this pipe,
that pipe, every pipe.Copy !req
1434. You know what I'm saying?
You feel me? Coño.Copy !req
1435. I didn't ask.Copy !req
1436. Just do it, dude.
He's testing you.Copy !req
1437. You just got
cranked up, fool.Copy !req
1438. Ryan, what did I just smoke?
What does "cranked up" mean?Copy !req
1439. You just smoked
crystal meth, dude.Copy !req
1440. Crystal meth?
It's not going to affect you.Copy !req
1441. It's not going to affect me?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
1442. Right there! They have a basement!
You gotta go down there.Copy !req
1443. No way, dude. Frigging
twitching right now.Copy !req
1444. Do not puss out now!Copy !req
1445. I'm pussing out.Copy !req
1446. Listen to me.Copy !req
1447. You gotta go down there
and see what that was.Copy !req
1448. You listen to me,
all right?Copy !req
1449. I'm having a heart
attack right here!Copy !req
1450. All right,
just open up that window.Copy !req
1451. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
1452. Why'd you hit me in the face for?
It's me!Copy !req
1453. Move! I've got an
awesome entrance.Copy !req
1454. Fuck, yeah!Copy !req
1455. That wasn't cool.Copy !req
1456. What the fuck are you wearing?
Here's where we're at.Copy !req
1457. I did some intel, and that's
their safehouse down there.Copy !req
1458. As the leader
in our situation,Copy !req
1459. I'm gonna check
that out first.Copy !req
1460. You're gonna hang out in the
hallway and stand guard, okay?Copy !req
1461. What? No, dude,
I'm on crystal meth!Copy !req
1462. I know, it's awesome.
I'm very jealous of that.Copy !req
1463. How fun is it? I've done it 11 times.
Eleven?Copy !req
1464. And I smoked crack once.Copy !req
1465. Let's go!
No, please.Copy !req
1466. Don't leave me alone here.
Please, I'm itching.Copy !req
1467. I've got this post-nasal
drip thing going.Copy !req
1468. Don't do that!
You're gonna make me...Copy !req
1469. Don't... Hey!
Think about something else.Copy !req
1470. Think about apple pie.
(RETCHING)Copy !req
1471. I've got to take
my teeth out.Copy !req
1472. I gotta take the hat off.Copy !req
1473. I gotta take this thing off my ear.
Wig off.Copy !req
1474. Okay, come on.Copy !req
1475. What the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
1476. Oh, shit.
I can't stop twitching.Copy !req
1477. Okay, just don't think about it.
It's a mind thing.Copy !req
1478. Okay-Copy !req
1479. (WHISPERING)
Come on, J.Copy !req
1480. I'm so scared.
Hold my hand.Copy !req
1481. I'm not holding
your hand.Copy !req
1482. Dude, I think I'm
addicted to crystal meth.Copy !req
1483. You just
smoked it once.Copy !req
1484. Oh, my God. I would suck
dick for this high.Copy !req
1485. You've got
to be kidding.Copy !req
1486. I wouldn't,
but what if I do?Copy !req
1487. I don't want
to suck dick.Copy !req
1488. Because I know I'm
gonna get good at it.Copy !req
1489. Oh!
(LAUGHING)Copy !req
1490. Shit!Copy !req
1491. Look at all
these lights!Copy !req
1492. Not the lights. We're excited
about the guns, right?Copy !req
1493. Right. Right.Copy !req
1494. Holy shit.
Justin, it's the crates.Copy !req
1495. Check it out.
Jackpot, dude.Copy !req
1496. Jack-motherfucking-pot.Copy !req
1497. See these tags?
Yeah, man.Copy !req
1498. You know what these are?Copy !req
1499. These were confiscated
by the police.Copy !req
1500. Yeah.Copy !req
1501. They were supposed to destroy this shit.
He stole all this.Copy !req
1502. I feel real good
right now.Copy !req
1503. I want to build a porch.
We should build a porch!Copy !req
1504. Right now! That'd be great.
Right.Copy !req
1505. I don't even know if I'm good
at woodwork or anything...Copy !req
1506. but I feel like
I can do that.Copy !req
1507. Mmm.
Dude, look at me.Copy !req
1508. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
1509. Hey, hey.Copy !req
1510. You wanna
go crazy, dude?Copy !req
1511. No.Copy !req
1512. Neither do I.Copy !req
1513. Thank you. That makes
me feel like a leader.Copy !req
1514. Holy shit.
You know what this is?Copy !req
1515. Clothes.Copy !req
1516. This is actual
SWAT gear, man.Copy !req
1517. Let's be real. We're never
gonna build a porch.Copy !req
1518. We're just lying
to ourselves, man.Copy !req
1519. I just want
to die, dude.Copy !req
1520. What the hell is going
on with you, man?Copy !req
1521. Something's going on inside my heart.
It hurts.Copy !req
1522. Let's go, meth head, now.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
1523. Now!
I'm sorry, man.Copy !req
1524. I feel so sad!Copy !req
1525. Stop.Copy !req
1526. (WHISPERING)
Whoa.Copy !req
1527. Look at how far
this one goes.Copy !req
1528. What are you doing?Copy !req
1529. This is so white trash, I don't
even know what I'm saying.Copy !req
1530. What is that sound?Copy !req
1531. Our heroes rise from
the depths of Hades!Copy !req
1532. Stop, dude. You're
getting so scary.Copy !req
1533. Hey, man, where
are you going? Wait up.Copy !req
1534. I got it. Mossi looks like
the original General Zod.Copy !req
1535. Hey!
Aah!Copy !req
1536. Hey-Copy !req
1537. You and me, right now.Copy !req
1538. Wait!
I'll rip your head off!Copy !req
1539. Timeout, okay?Copy !req
1540. Seriously, guys!Copy !req
1541. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1542. Who's next?Copy !req
1543. Fuck.Copy !req
1544. Check it out.
It's a jackpot.Copy !req
1545. What?Copy !req
1546. Look, with the guns...Copy !req
1547. with the SWAT, and Mossi's boss,
I got all his guys pinned.Copy !req
1548. I've got enough evidence to
put this guy away for years.Copy !req
1549. That's great, man.
Remember that long tunnel?Copy !req
1550. See where it leads?Copy !req
1551. It leads to Georgie's.Copy !req
1552. Oh.Copy !req
1553. That's why he
wants Georgie's so bad.Copy !req
1554. It's not about money laundering.
It's about having control...Copy !req
1555. of both ends
of the tunnel.Copy !req
1556. Do you see?
Why?Copy !req
1557. That's the right question.Copy !req
1558. Do you remember Segars said that
every time that they raid Mossi...Copy !req
1559. they come up
with nothing.Copy !req
1560. He's using the tunnel as an escape
route to get rid of all the stuff.Copy !req
1561. I cracked the case, man.Copy !req
1562. I'm getting so good
at this that it's scary.Copy !req
1563. Where are you
going with that?Copy !req
1564. To the police station,
to turn it in.Copy !req
1565. No, you're not.
We're mailing it in...Copy !req
1566. anonymously like we said.Copy !req
1567. Justin, come on.
This is my collar.Copy !req
1568. No one can know
this was us.Copy !req
1569. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
1570. I worked hard on this.Copy !req
1571. Why are you
getting so pissed off?Copy !req
1572. Because I almost
died in there!Copy !req
1573. All right.
Look at my face!Copy !req
1574. I smoked crystal meth!Copy !req
1575. That's not funny!
All right.Copy !req
1576. And for what? So you could
have some self-worth for once?Copy !req
1577. Where is this
coming from, man?Copy !req
1578. I didn't do this for my
self-worth or whatever!Copy !req
1579. I did it to get a guy like
Mossi off the streets...Copy !req
1580. and we're going to!Copy !req
1581. Unlike you,
who runs away...Copy !req
1582. anytime anything
in your life gets tough!Copy !req
1583. And maybe that's why
you're still nowhere.Copy !req
1584. Oh, I'm still nowhere? Me?Copy !req
1585. Yeah, you.Copy !req
1586. You've been moping
around for 8 years!Copy !req
1587. Complaining about, "Oh, life screwed me.
That's why I didn't go pro."Copy !req
1588. Life did screw me.
That's why I didn't go pro.Copy !req
1589. You jumped off
a roof at a pool party.Copy !req
1590. That's how you
injured yourself.Copy !req
1591. Be careful of where
you're going right now.Copy !req
1592. Life didn't screw you.
You screwed yourself.Copy !req
1593. Take some
responsibility for once.Copy !req
1594. Why don't you act
like a man for once,Copy !req
1595. because you might
like the way it feels.Copy !req
1596. You know what?
Everyone was right about you.Copy !req
1597. About what?Copy !req
1598. You're a loser.Copy !req
1599. Be a man.Copy !req
1600. All right, okay.
I'll show you what a man does.Copy !req
1601. (ENGINE ACCELERATING)
I'll show you what a man does!Copy !req
1602. You got Mossi?Copy !req
1603. I got him.Copy !req
1604. Wow.Copy !req
1605. In this envelope, I got
enough hard evidence...Copy !req
1606. to put away Mossi Kasic
for a lot of years.Copy !req
1607. Holy cow!Copy !req
1608. You and Chang make
a great team, you know?Copy !req
1609. Yeah.Copy !req
1610. I gotta get this in the right
hands right away. Can you help?Copy !req
1611. Detective Brolin.
You've heard of him.Copy !req
1612. He's in charge of the Organized Crime
Division. He's gonna love this.Copy !req
1613. Might as well go
straight to the top.Copy !req
1614. Straight to the top.Copy !req
1615. Let's do this.Copy !req
1616. Mmm.
What's up, baby girl?Copy !req
1617. Carl, park in my spot one more time
and I'm gonna punch you in the dick.Copy !req
1618. Larry! Fuck you!Copy !req
1619. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
1620. Okay!Copy !req
1621. All right!Copy !req
1622. (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
There he is.Copy !req
1623. Detective Brolin.Copy !req
1624. I would like you to meet
Sergeant O'Malley.Copy !req
1625. O'Malley, this is
Detective Brolin.Copy !req
1626. Pleasure.Copy !req
1627. Yeah.Copy !req
1628. Have a seat.Copy !req
1629. Sergeant O'Malley says he's
got some hard evidence...Copy !req
1630. on Mossi Kasic.Copy !req
1631. Enough to take him
and his whole crew down.Copy !req
1632. There's some things
in here I didn't put...Copy !req
1633. It's okay.Copy !req
1634. It's okay. I wanna take
a look at it anyway.Copy !req
1635. Sergeant O'Malley has been
doing some surveillance...Copy !req
1636. of Mossi and his crew
for quite awhile now.Copy !req
1637. I think he's got some
good stuff in there, sir.Copy !req
1638. He seems pretty
excited about it.Copy !req
1639. Give us a minute alone.Copy !req
1640. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1641. Not you.Copy !req
1642. Relax.Copy !req
1643. Who are you?Copy !req
1644. I asked a question.
Who are you?Copy !req
1645. Before you do anything, I
already made copies of that.Copy !req
1646. Do you have a family?Copy !req
1647. Are your parents
still alive?Copy !req
1648. Yeah, my parents
are alive... No.Copy !req
1649. I am running a routine
undercover investigation...Copy !req
1650. to bring down Mossi Kasic...Copy !req
1651. and you're interfering.Copy !req
1652. That's not true.Copy !req
1653. Oh, it's not true?
No.Copy !req
1654. Well, whoever you are...Copy !req
1655. I suggest you run,
very far away...Copy !req
1656. and grow eyes in
the back of your head...Copy !req
1657. because you're never gonna
know when it's coming.Copy !req
1658. Do you know who I am?Copy !req
1659. I'm the guy who's gonna...Copy !req
1660. Take me down.Copy !req
1661. You've been
watching too many movies.Copy !req
1662. Yeah.Copy !req
1663. But I'm still
gonna take you down.Copy !req
1664. So I guess we'll see.Copy !req
1665. I guess we'll see.Copy !req
1666. Hey, O'Malley,
where are you going?Copy !req
1667. I forgot something
in my car, Segars.Copy !req
1668. Wow.Copy !req
1669. This sucks shit.
This isn't cool.Copy !req
1670. When I came up
with it, it was cool.Copy !req
1671. Where are
their superpowers?Copy !req
1672. We can give the
firefighters superpowers.Copy !req
1673. (STAMMERING)
It's just...Copy !req
1674. (IMITATES STAMMERING)
It's just what?Copy !req
1675. It's just your
idea sucks shit, Todd.Copy !req
1676. What was that? I said
your idea sucks shit.Copy !req
1677. Justin, where are you? Call
me as soon as you get this.Copy !req
1678. You know that mobster, the guy
we thought was Mossi's boss?Copy !req
1679. He's a cop.Copy !req
1680. And he's got all
of our evidence...Copy !req
1681. which means Mossi
knows everything.Copy !req
1682. Holy shit, dude!Copy !req
1683. We're dead! Dead! Dead!Copy !req
1684. Okay, no.Copy !req
1685. Everything is
gonna be fine.Copy !req
1686. Nothing can trace back to us.Copy !req
1687. His name is
Ryan O'Malley,Copy !req
1688. and he currently
lives with this guy...Copy !req
1689. Justin Miller.Copy !req
1690. Okay, print everything out
and bring it to my office.Copy !req
1691. Hold on a second.Copy !req
1692. I found the problem.Copy !req
1693. They're not even real cops.Copy !req
1694. What do you mean
they're not real cops?Copy !req
1695. Just what I said!Copy !req
1696. We gotta take care
of this right away.Copy !req
1697. Get it done!Copy !req
1698. I want the word on the street, underground!
Anyone who gets them!Copy !req
1699. You're not even supposed to be
in here, let alone talking.Copy !req
1700. A bunch of
shirtless firefighters...Copy !req
1701. spraying zombies
with their hoses?Copy !req
1702. What kind of game you
trying to make, bro?Copy !req
1703. I'm gonna give you one second
to get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
1704. You like that?Copy !req
1705. This guy is crazy.Copy !req
1706. Yeah, ese.Copy !req
1707. Now, a few weeks ago...Copy !req
1708. I pitched you a game
and you didn't listen.Copy !req
1709. That really
hurt my feelings.Copy !req
1710. You were there.
So were you.Copy !req
1711. Now, I'm going to
pitch my game againCopy !req
1712. and you're going
to hear me out...Copy !req
1713. or I'm going to beat the shit
out of everyone in this room.Copy !req
1714. And I've fought
women before.Copy !req
1715. I didn't Win...Copy !req
1716. but I'm down
to redeem myself.Copy !req
1717. What if we made
a game so visceral...Copy !req
1718. that it made you feel like you
were in real life danger?Copy !req
1719. To feel like it's
about to go down?Copy !req
1720. Don't think of it as a game.Copy !req
1721. Think of it as
a real life experience.Copy !req
1722. You are a cop.Copy !req
1723. My game is about
getting into situationsCopy !req
1724. you wouldn't be in
in your normal life.Copy !req
1725. Situations that
are dangerous.Copy !req
1726. Real.Copy !req
1727. Where it felt like you
could actually get killed.Copy !req
1728. (GUNSHOTS FIRED)
Aah!Copy !req
1729. Real violence isn't
like in the movies.Copy !req
1730. There he is!Copy !req
1731. Gunfire is terrifying.Copy !req
1732. Bullets are sick.Copy !req
1733. They blast and rip
through everything.Copy !req
1734. But isn't that what
people want, right?Copy !req
1735. To really feel what it's
like to be in the shit?Copy !req
1736. That's what I'm
talking about, people.Copy !req
1737. Excuse me.Copy !req
1738. Justin, there is a police officer
in the lobby to see you.Copy !req
1739. No, no. You can tell
Ryan to wait, please.Copy !req
1740. Justin! Do not go home!
I'm coming to your work!Copy !req
1741. We are in
a lot of trouble...Copy !req
1742. (TIRES SQUEALING)
No, no, no.Copy !req
1743. No, no, no!Copy !req
1744. I can assure you that I will
make this thing more real...Copy !req
1745. than anything you have
ever seen in your life.Copy !req
1746. How are you gonna show us
this realistic violence, huh?Copy !req
1747. Freeze!
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)Copy !req
1748. Nobody move!Copy !req
1749. You!Copy !req
1750. That's a presentation!Copy !req
1751. Let's make this game!Copy !req
1752. Aah!Copy !req
1753. What the fuck have
you guys been doing, huh?Copy !req
1754. Dude, where
the hell are you?Copy !req
1755. Are you having fun?Copy !req
1756. Justin Miller.Copy !req
1757. You wanna be a cop? Average
police response time...Copy !req
1758. 12 minutes.Copy !req
1759. Average time it takes for a
man to bleed out, 7 minutes.Copy !req
1760. You do the math.
Ryan.Copy !req
1761. Ryan!Copy !req
1762. Don't come, Justin!
Run! Run!Copy !req
1763. Ryan!Copy !req
1764. Fuck!Copy !req
1765. Officer Segars.Copy !req
1766. Segars, it's Justin.
Who?Copy !req
1767. It's Chang. I'm Chang.Copy !req
1768. Chang? What the hell,
you piece of shit!Copy !req
1769. I'm hearing all kinds of crazy things!
I know, I know.Copy !req
1770. And what you heard is true.
We're not cops.Copy !req
1771. It's true? But everything I'm about
to tell you right now is real.Copy !req
1772. Mossi has got Ryan,
and he is gonna kill him.Copy !req
1773. He's got him in an underground
tunnel beneath Tirana, Mossi's club.Copy !req
1774. What underground tunnels
are you talking about?Copy !req
1775. It's their safehouse.Copy !req
1776. And there are cops involved.
They tried to shoot me.Copy !req
1777. Hey, you better watch
what you're saying, Chang.Copy !req
1778. Just come to Tirana, and
you'll see it for yourself.Copy !req
1779. Please!Copy !req
1780. Where are you right now?Copy !req
1781. How are you
doing, partner?Copy !req
1782. Long time no see.Copy !req
1783. Mmm.Copy !req
1784. You have the vest on.Copy !req
1785. That's not gonna help.Copy !req
1786. You're gonna die today.
And so is your friend.Copy !req
1787. So the best thing you can do
is just tell me everything.Copy !req
1788. Who did you give
the evidence to?Copy !req
1789. How many copies
do you have?Copy !req
1790. Your choice.Copy !req
1791. You go quick
and painless...Copy !req
1792. or you're gonna endure
something that is...Copy !req
1793. unspeakable.Copy !req
1794. Hey-Copy !req
1795. What are you doing
down there?Copy !req
1796. Josie, you gotta
go, okay?Copy !req
1797. Take Georgie and Lydia and
get out of here right now.Copy !req
1798. What are you talking about?
Don't come...Copy !req
1799. I'm not a cop, okay?Copy !req
1800. Why do you keep
Saying that?Copy !req
1801. It's complicated.Copy !req
1802. But what's most important
is that you leave right now.Copy !req
1803. Then, if you're not a cop,
who the hell are you?Copy !req
1804. No one you want to know.Copy !req
1805. Now go.Copy !req
1806. Sorry to bother you gentlemen.
I need to come in...Copy !req
1807. and take a look around.Copy !req
1808. Just don't hurt him.
This was my idea.Copy !req
1809. Just let him be.Copy !req
1810. I'm the only one...Copy !req
1811. Hey-Copy !req
1812. One of your
pigs is upstairs.Copy !req
1813. I thought you had
control of your cops.Copy !req
1814. Uh...Copy !req
1815. No, no, no, Mossi, listen.Copy !req
1816. Mossi, listen to me.Copy !req
1817. You think he's
gonna protect you?Copy !req
1818. You think a guy like that is gonna
protect you? Think about this.Copy !req
1819. I've got evidence
to put him away for years.Copy !req
1820. You don't think he's gonna
cover his tracks with you?Copy !req
1821. Huh? Think, Mossi!Copy !req
1822. What is your backup plan?Copy !req
1823. No, no.Copy !req
1824. No. No, please.Copy !req
1825. No, no, no, please.Copy !req
1826. No, no, no!Copy !req
1827. No!Copy !req
1828. Shit!Copy !req
1829. That's my backup plan.Copy !req
1830. Ryan! Ryan!Copy !req
1831. Where do these doors go?Copy !req
1832. This is gonna be so much
easier if you just hold still.Copy !req
1833. Hold still!Copy !req
1834. (RYAN CONTINUES SCREAMING)
Open. Open. Open.Copy !req
1835. No!Copy !req
1836. I'll shoot him!
I'll shoot him!Copy !req
1837. I swear to God...Copy !req
1838. Oh...Copy !req
1839. I had your 6, dude.Copy !req
1840. Drop your weapons!
Get down!Copy !req
1841. What are you doing?
Saving your life!Copy !req
1842. But don't get on top of me like this!
I don't like this!Copy !req
1843. 6-Adam-7. Shots fired.
Request all available units...Copy !req
1844. Justin, get off!
What the hell was that?Copy !req
1845. Help get these
off me, quick.Copy !req
1846. Holy shit.Copy !req
1847. You all right?
Yeah, are you okay?Copy !req
1848. Yeah.Copy !req
1849. Thank you for
saving us... Just shut up!Copy !req
1850. We didn't mean
to screw you over.Copy !req
1851. It was never our intention
to pull you into this.Copy !req
1852. I don't care.Copy !req
1853. Get upstairs
and get outside!Copy !req
1854. And take that thing off.
That's a uniform.Copy !req
1855. You gotta earn it. You
understand that, "Sarge?"Copy !req
1856. Now get the fuck
out of here.Copy !req
1857. 6-Adam-7.
I need backup, now.Copy !req
1858. What are you doing?Copy !req
1859. I can't do this.Copy !req
1860. He's outmanned, he's
outgunned, and it's my fault.Copy !req
1861. You were right. I gotta take
responsibility for once.Copy !req
1862. That's not
what I meant.Copy !req
1863. Wait!Copy !req
1864. What, man?Copy !req
1865. No more
running away, right?Copy !req
1866. (LAUGHING) Yeah.Copy !req
1867. (SCREAMING)
What the fuck?Copy !req
1868. My bad.
Let's not use these.Copy !req
1869. What are you doing?
Get the hell out of here!Copy !req
1870. Go! Now!Copy !req
1871. Here's what we gotta do. We gotta
pull the fire away from him.Copy !req
1872. He's stuck, okay?
All right.Copy !req
1873. On the count of three, we
gotta shoot like crazy, okay?Copy !req
1874. Okay?
Okay.Copy !req
1875. 3,2,1.Copy !req
1876. Segars!
They killed Segars, man!Copy !req
1877. All right, we gotta find a door.
Look back here. Let's go.Copy !req
1878. We gotta get
the fuck out of here.Copy !req
1879. Shit, man.Copy !req
1880. What are we gonna do?
(DOOR THUDDING)Copy !req
1881. Being in the shit
isn't the shit.Copy !req
1882. No, it's not the shit.Copy !req
1883. Look, man,
I'm sorry about everything.Copy !req
1884. Everything I said.
I didn't mean...Copy !req
1885. Justin, we're brothers.Copy !req
1886. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1887. Yeah, we're brothers...Copy !req
1888. Get up, get up!Copy !req
1889. Are you okay?
(WHEEZING)Copy !req
1890. Did I just get shot? No, it's just
the spray. You're okay. We gotta go.Copy !req
1891. I just got shot!Copy !req
1892. Like I haven't been shot before.
Come on!Copy !req
1893. What?
Let's go.Copy !req
1894. Before we die,
I just want to tell you...Copy !req
1895. If you tell me you love me, I'm
gonna punch you in your face.Copy !req
1896. But we're about to die!Copy !req
1897. But you were about to say
that you loved me!Copy !req
1898. Yeah.
Say something better.Copy !req
1899. Fuck you.Copy !req
1900. That's better.Copy !req
1901. Ryan? (COUGHING)Copy !req
1902. Ryan? Ryan?Copy !req
1903. Shit.Copy !req
1904. Chang!Copy !req
1905. Oh!Copy !req
1906. Fuck, Chang!Copy !req
1907. Are you okay?Copy !req
1908. Beside the fact that you
shot me, I'm great, Chang.Copy !req
1909. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1910. Segars, those two
with you?Copy !req
1911. Yeah, we're good.Copy !req
1912. Code 4.Copy !req
1913. All teams, 10-12.Copy !req
1914. Really too late to call soCopy !req
1915. We waited forCopy !req
1916. Morning to wake you
That's all we gotCopy !req
1917. To know me as hardly goldenCopy !req
1918. ls to know me all wrongCopy !req
1919. They wereCopy !req
1920. At every occasion I'll beCopy !req
1921. Ready for a funeralCopy !req
1922. At every occasion...Copy !req
1923. Life can
get confusing...Copy !req
1924. and you lose sight of the
person you wanted to be.Copy !req
1925. (ON TV) The Los Angeles Police
Department is proud to announce...Copy !req
1926. Mossi Kasic is no longer
a threat to this city.Copy !req
1927. Fortunately, I did not have
to make this arrest alone.Copy !req
1928. This was truly a team effort.Copy !req
1929. All right, man.Copy !req
1930. I'm passing this
gauntlet on to you...Copy !req
1931. so don't let these streets get
all messed up again, all right?Copy !req
1932. I got this shit, bro.Copy !req
1933. Sometimes, you have
to go through hell and back.Copy !req
1934. Or, we just
blow shit up!Copy !req
1935. To see that the problems you
thought were so big in your life...Copy !req
1936. weren't so big after all.Copy !req
1937. Or not. We could just do
what you want to do.Copy !req
1938. Right.Copy !req
1939. The 2 cops have to work together to
get out. I think it could be great.Copy !req
1940. Are you writing
this down?Copy !req
1941. Give me that.
Write that down.Copy !req
1942. And that courage
you always wanted...Copy !req
1943. you always had it. You just
needed to get in the game.Copy !req
1944. Hi.Copy !req
1945. Sorry, we don't
serve liars here.Copy !req
1946. Can I get you a cup of
bullshit for the road?Copy !req
1947. Josie, I didn't come
here to win you back.Copy !req
1948. Or go back to whatever
we were before.Copy !req
1949. I just came here to tell
you that I am truly sorry.Copy !req
1950. And this is what I should
have done from the get-go.Copy !req
1951. Hi, I'm Justin.
Justin Miller.Copy !req
1952. I'm a 30-year-old video game
designer and I have a roommate.Copy !req
1953. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
1954. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1955. I'm Josie. It's nice
to meet you, too.Copy !req
1956. Officer Nicholas Thomas.Copy !req
1957. Officer Ryan O'Malley.Copy !req
1958. And with hard work...Copy !req
1959. and a little help
from a friend...Copy !req
1960. you can become that guy you
have always wanted to be.Copy !req
1961. Thank you.Copy !req
1962. Yeah!Copy !req
1963. Aren't you a little
out of your jurisdiction?Copy !req
1964. I'm off-duty, civilian.
And get in.Copy !req
1965. Easy, dude!Copy !req
1966. What's Pupa doing here?Copy !req
1967. He's my informant. Now that
I need ears on the street.Copy !req
1968. I'm the ears and the eyes
on the street for him to know.Copy !req
1969. (ON RADIO)
All units be advised.Copy !req
1970. Possible 2-11 Sierra
in progress.Copy !req
1971. Awesome, a 2-11 Sierra.Copy !req
1972. Okay, drop me off right here.Copy !req
1973. Oh, why are you
being such a bitch?Copy !req
1974. Pupa, stop calling me a bitch!
(SIREN BLARING)Copy !req
1975. Dispatch, we are in route.Copy !req
1976. No, we are not in route.
(SIREN STOPS)Copy !req
1977. Yes, we are.
(SIREN BLARING)Copy !req
1978. No, we are not.
Yes, we are.Copy !req
1979. Don't touch that!Copy !req
1980. We're gonna arrest you!
(SCREAMING)Copy !req
1981. That is a Code 3, Chang!
We are back!Copy !req
1982. Whoo!Copy !req
1983. Pizza boy, freeze!Copy !req
1984. Put the pizzas down, now.Copy !req
1985. Put the pizzas down!Copy !req
1986. Put them down!Copy !req
1987. And the sodas!
And the sodas, too!Copy !req
1988. Yeah!Copy !req
1989. You need to test
drive it for what?Copy !req
1990. For emissions, sir.Copy !req
1991. Now step outside.Copy !req
1992. Hey, Chang, hop in.
This one's you, bud.Copy !req
1993. Yeah!
Yeah!Copy !req
1994. I love that car!Copy !req
1995. How long
is he gonna be?Copy !req
1996. I don't know. A couple
of hours, I bet.Copy !req
1997. Officers, thank you
so much.Copy !req
1998. No, thank you
so much.Copy !req
1999. What is...?Copy !req
2000. Oh, shit!
Not again, man!Copy !req
2001. Oh, shit,
the cops!Copy !req
2002. Go!Copy !req
2003. Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2004. Ay, don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2005. Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2006. Ay, don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2007. Don't drop that thun thun
Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2008. Don't drop that thun thun
Ay, ayCopy !req
2009. Don't drop that thun thun
Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2010. Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2011. Okay, it's the rula
Nightmare cougarCopy !req
2012. Keep me a Ruger
Pop me a poo-puttCopy !req
2013. The East is where I grew up
So it's what I threw upCopy !req
2014. Sicker than a mothafucka
Might throw my food upCopy !req
2015. Who cooler, no one losers
You had good brainsCopy !req
2016. I ain't even had to school herCopy !req
2017. Need me a tutor
I just want to do herCopy !req
2018. Pass it through the lnC
And let my bro screw herCopy !req
2019. I'm killer
and I'll be that wayCopy !req
2020. I got a large appetite
for some pussy and weedCopy !req
2021. I said my money is green
and my thun thun blueCopy !req
2022. And if! pop that bitch
she gon' pop one tooCopy !req
2023. Okay, she poppin' tooCopy !req
2024. Now she's geeked like meCopy !req
2025. I said we jerkin'
and we stumpin'Copy !req
2026. But can't catch the beatCopy !req
2027. We can't catch the beat
but I'm feelin' my danceCopy !req
2028. I had one pill left
and it fell out my handCopy !req
2029. Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2030. Ay, don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2031. Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2032. Ay, don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2033. Don't drop that thun thun
Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2034. Don't drop that thun thun
Ay, ayCopy !req
2035. Don't drop that thun thun
Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2036. Don't drop that thun thun
Ay, ayCopy !req
2037. AH right, oh, my goodness
I'm turned upCopy !req
2038. I got a bottle
You got a cupCopy !req
2039. You hit the Dougie
I two-stepCopy !req
2040. You're not with this
I am lnC RepCopy !req
2041. Ha, you can make
a chick about usCopy !req
2042. She know my whole crew
She know the song tooCopy !req
2043. Ratchet boys in this shit
like what it doCopy !req
2044. Finattic Gang, ho
Now who the fuck are you?Copy !req
2045. I'm easy
I'm never turned downCopy !req
2046. Thizz face on
Girl this ain't no frownCopy !req
2047. Sippin' on lean
Somebody's girl goin' downCopy !req
2048. Like 3-2-1
Where your girl at now?Copy !req
2049. Three pills down
That's on meCopy !req
2050. And it wouldn't be a song
if I didn't say "eeeiii"Copy !req
2051. So don't drop that thun thun
Girl turn the function upCopy !req
2052. And we gon' keep it goin'
when the hook come back alongCopy !req
2053. Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2054. Ay, don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2055. Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2056. Ay, don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2057. Don't drop that thun thun
Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2058. Don't drop that thun thun
Ay, ayCopy !req
2059. Don't drop that thun thun
Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2060. Don't drop that thun thun
Ay, ayCopy !req
2061. Say if you drop it
What?Copy !req
2062. Just pick it up
What?Copy !req
2063. And grab a bad bitch
and head to the cutCopy !req
2064. What?
Say if you drop itCopy !req
2065. What?
Just pick it upCopy !req
2066. What? And grab a bad bitch
and head to the cupCopy !req
2067. What?
Say you a freakCopy !req
2068. What?
You're not a freak like meCopy !req
2069. What? 'Cause I'm a
F-R-E-A-K Yeah, that's meCopy !req
2070. Ha-haCopy !req
2071. Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2072. Ay, don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2073. Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2074. Ay, don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2075. Don't drop that thun thun
Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2076. Don't drop that thun thun
Ay, ay, ayCopy !req
2077. Don't drop that thun thun
Don't drop that thun thunCopy !req
2078. Don't drop that thun thun
Av, avCopy !req