1. I love this job!
Can't you go faster?Copy !req
2. - Floor this thing!
- It's my wife's.Copy !req
3. - I won't go faster.
- You're doing 65 now.Copy !req
4. 657! Shit!Copy !req
5. Get your foot off the pedal!
You're killing my corn!Copy !req
6. We're eastbound on Fourth,
in pursuit of a red BMW...Copy !req
7. driver Caucasian, blond.Copy !req
8. Plate "2-4-Adam-Henry-174."Copy !req
9. You are westbound on
Second. 20-William-12's southbound...Copy !req
10. approaching Second.
You're heading right for each other.Copy !req
11. - Somebody back off.
- Got it!Copy !req
12. - What'd she say?
- We're about to have an accident.Copy !req
13. You're gonna get us killed!
Shit! I'm...Copy !req
14. We'll stick with this red
son of a bitch. You chase the blue.Copy !req
15. 20-William-15, that's confirmed.
You got red, we'll get blue.Copy !req
16. - What's the pursuit?
- 20-William-15 and 20-William-12.Copy !req
17. - Riggs, Murtaugh.
- And the squad.Copy !req
18. - $20 on Riggs and Murtaugh.
- Who's driving?Copy !req
19. Murtaugh, in his wife's wagon.Copy !req
20. I knew nothing about the wife's
station wagon. Bet's off!Copy !req
21. Shut up!Copy !req
22. What the hell is that?Copy !req
23. What fucking language is that?Copy !req
24. It's German.Copy !req
25. Japanese?Copy !req
26. It's a Japanese radio.
Maybe they bought the L.A.P.D.Copy !req
27. They own everything.Copy !req
28. Shotgun!Copy !req
29. Shots are being fired.Copy !req
30. Thanks for the scoop.Copy !req
31. The son of a bitch shot
my wife's windshield.Copy !req
32. Entering the pursuit.
Westbound on Third and Hill.Copy !req
33. Shit, man!
We're splitting up!Copy !req
34. Son of a bitch!
Now we're cooking!Copy !req
35. - Damn it.
- Step on it!Copy !req
36. Look out!Copy !req
37. See you!Copy !req
38. I'd like to see your license
and proof of insurance!Copy !req
39. We got one.
Yours is going up the hill.Copy !req
40. So is Riggs, on foot!Copy !req
41. Hey, Riggs!
Get your slow ass in here!Copy !req
42. Get in here. Now!Copy !req
43. Only if I drive.Copy !req
44. - Move over, I'll drive.
- Go around.Copy !req
45. No, go around. I'm driving.Copy !req
46. I'll drive.Copy !req
47. Did you get a make
on that red Beemer yet?Copy !req
48. Not a scratch, you hear?Copy !req
49. - You're not gonna make it.
- I will.Copy !req
50. There's no room!Copy !req
51. You're not gonna make it!Copy !req
52. Look at my side panel!Copy !req
53. Goddamn it, you were right, you know.Copy !req
54. There wasn't enough room.Copy !req
55. Get down! Get down!Copy !req
56. Get down, stay down!Copy !req
57. He's making a hard right.Copy !req
58. Get out of the way!Copy !req
59. This was a new car, Riggs.Copy !req
60. It still is.Copy !req
61. On three.Copy !req
62. One...Copy !req
63. two... three!Copy !req
64. Shit!Copy !req
65. You forgot your left indicator.Copy !req
66. Where the hell is he?
This guy's Mandrake!Copy !req
67. Where were you, man?
Goddamn it!Copy !req
68. Me? Where'd he go?Copy !req
69. - He's fucking gone!
- I can see that!Copy !req
70. - You come on "three"!
- It's "three," then go!Copy !req
71. No! We always go on "three"!Copy !req
72. Sometimes we go,
"one, two, three," then go!Copy !req
73. Go check back there!Copy !req
74. What was that?Copy !req
75. - He's in the trunk.
- I got you covered.Copy !req
76. Holy Christ!Copy !req
77. That's a lot of money.Copy !req
78. What is this?Copy !req
79. It's gold!Copy !req
80. Fucking gold!Copy !req
81. - Krugerrands.
- It's illegal.Copy !req
82. - You can't import this into the country.
- You're right.Copy !req
83. The damage you caused comes
out of the department's budget.Copy !req
84. - Pay it off in Krugerrands.
- Don't make jokes, make arrests.Copy !req
85. You came up empty,
I want an explanation.Copy !req
86. - Things got out of hand.
- You said it was a routine bust.Copy !req
87. You didn't mention helicopters,
automatic weapons, Krugerrands...Copy !req
88. This was bigger than we thought.Copy !req
89. Talk to you later.Copy !req
90. I worked psycho ward, Riggs.
You'll never get out.Copy !req
91. One minute, 15 seconds.Copy !req
92. Shapiro, scratch my nose.Copy !req
93. What's going on here? Is this a
kindergarten class or police station?Copy !req
94. Let's get some work done.Copy !req
95. Houdini Jr. Bets he can
free himself in five minutes.Copy !req
96. I will too.Copy !req
97. Don't try this at home, kids.Copy !req
98. It's all over now.Copy !req
99. Put your money on the table,
and get back to work.Copy !req
100. Suckers!Copy !req
101. Somebody check that thing, man.Copy !req
102. How the hell did you do that?Copy !req
103. Well...Copy !req
104. I dislocated my shoulder once.
I can do it whenever I want to now.Copy !req
105. Goddamn, doesn't that hurt?Copy !req
106. Yeah, it does.Copy !req
107. But not as much as...Copy !req
108. when I put it back in.Copy !req
109. If it isn't Mrs. Sigmund Fraud.Copy !req
110. My door is always open, sergeant.Copy !req
111. I think we ought to keep this
on a professional level, don't you?Copy !req
112. Why the hell do you
do this to yourself?Copy !req
113. Who else could I do it to?
None of them will let me.Copy !req
114. And I need the money.
Cough up!Copy !req
115. It's not all here yet.
I want it all. I want the lot.Copy !req
116. Where did this come from?Copy !req
117. You can't help yourself to this stuff.Copy !req
118. This is evidence. It's a Krugerrand.Copy !req
119. - That's mine. I won that.
- It's not yours.Copy !req
120. You want to get busted?Copy !req
121. Want to get something to eat?Copy !req
122. Not tonight.
Rianne's commercial is on.Copy !req
123. - Rianne's in a commercial?
- Not so loud!Copy !req
124. What's the matter?
I'd be proud of her if I was you.Copy !req
125. I haven't seen it yet. I don't know.
What if she stinks?Copy !req
126. You gotta be kidding.
She'll be great!Copy !req
127. Everybody, listen up!Copy !req
128. Tonight at... What time?Copy !req
129. Come on!Copy !req
130. What time?Copy !req
131. 8:00.Copy !req
132. At 8:00 on channel...?Copy !req
133. Eight.Copy !req
134. Eight. The sergeant's
beautiful daughter Rianne...Copy !req
135. Here's her picture.Copy !req
136. She'll make her television debut
in a commercial.Copy !req
137. With this crowd, baby,
you'd better not stink.Copy !req
138. What happened? This was a new car.
Mom's gonna be upset!Copy !req
139. - It's still new.
- It's not! It's wrecked!Copy !req
140. I don't want your mother to know
about it.Copy !req
141. Do your homework too.Copy !req
142. - Hey! I haven't read these.
- Rianne put them there.Copy !req
143. Why don't you look out for me?Copy !req
144. Hey, Ricky! I want to use
my driveway once in a while.Copy !req
145. Nice oxygen tent.Copy !req
146. - Do I look like Michael Jackson?
- No, but you're bad.Copy !req
147. This is a two-car garage, and this is
my hobby room upstairs. Take a look.Copy !req
148. I retire when I'm 52, and the whole
nine yards kick in when I'm 55.Copy !req
149. Cut it out.
You're not retiring, are you?Copy !req
150. - I've thought of it since I met you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
151. This is a nice hobby room.
All you need now is a hobby.Copy !req
152. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
153. What's wrong with you guys?Copy !req
154. I'm sorry. That's very uncool.Copy !req
155. You're sorry?
Check my shorts, for Christ sakes!Copy !req
156. - Don't you use hammers anymore?
- What's a hammer?Copy !req
157. Easy, easy.Copy !req
158. It's no Saturday night special,
for crying out loud.Copy !req
159. All right, give it back.Copy !req
160. A man's not safe in his own home.Copy !req
161. Stay the hell out of here, then.Copy !req
162. You got any traffic warrants?Copy !req
163. Why? Can you fix them?Copy !req
164. Almost time.
Are we taping this?Copy !req
165. Yes, so we can watch it
over and over again.Copy !req
166. Take the stairs.Copy !req
167. Nick, get your feet off the table.
You too, Martin.Copy !req
168. - The color's no good.
- It's fine. You'll mess it up.Copy !req
169. I want my baby to look good.Copy !req
170. Unplug it.Copy !req
171. That's your sister!Copy !req
172. Picture's perfect.Copy !req
173. - You think so?
- Yeah.Copy !req
174. - Do I know you?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
175. We had a long talk about a week ago.
Remember?Copy !req
176. We did? About what?Copy !req
177. - About your new hobby room.
- This is George!Copy !req
178. - How you doing?
- Did you sense that I liked you?Copy !req
179. Yes, sir.Copy !req
180. Then sit down and be quiet.Copy !req
181. - What's that you're eating?
- My tuna fish sandwich.Copy !req
182. Tuna?Copy !req
183. Daddy, you can't eat tuna.Copy !req
184. Dad killed Flipper.Copy !req
185. We're boycotting tuna.Copy !req
186. They kill the dolphins that get caught
in the nets. Only albacore.Copy !req
187. - What?
- Have ham.Copy !req
188. Eat Miss Piggy.Copy !req
189. - I'm sorry!
- It's only my eye.Copy !req
190. Oh, my God! It's coming on!Copy !req
191. My baby!Copy !req
192. Don't she look gorgeous, Martin?Copy !req
193. When the time has come...Copy !req
194. and the moment is right...Copy !req
195. remember...Copy !req
196. use Ramses Extra Condoms.Copy !req
197. We do!Copy !req
198. Ramses Extra.Copy !req
199. Because caring means
all the protection you can get.Copy !req
200. Trish.Copy !req
201. Take the kids upstairs.Copy !req
202. We learn this in human development.Copy !req
203. In human what?
Human development what?Copy !req
204. Development. Chill out.Copy !req
205. Upstairs.Copy !req
206. Nick, upstairs.Copy !req
207. You know how your father is.Copy !req
208. - I looked fat.
- I liked you.Copy !req
209. - George.
- Yes, sir?Copy !req
210. Home. Out.Copy !req
211. - But, sir...
- George, I got a gun.Copy !req
212. Yes, sir.Copy !req
213. What's with you?
She looked beautiful.Copy !req
214. I liked it. She made me want
to buy rubbers right now.Copy !req
215. I thought it was great.
Rianne, that was just...Copy !req
216. - I thought you were terrific.
- Really?Copy !req
217. I think she's got a future.
Don't you?Copy !req
218. - Yeah, she was good.
- George is afraid of Daddy.Copy !req
219. Stick around.Copy !req
220. Mr. Murtaugh has a gun.Copy !req
221. Yeah, but it's an old gun,
and he's not a very good shot.Copy !req
222. That's good.
I'm going anyway. Good night.Copy !req
223. I'll buy you a beer.
Let him buy the beer.Copy !req
224. You're under 21.Copy !req
225. Be back by midnight.Copy !req
226. Wait and see.
Cops never let up, you know?Copy !req
227. I'll have rubbers on my desk,
in the mail, in the coffee...Copy !req
228. If you'd only shut your mouth. You
told everybody. I'm going for a walk.Copy !req
229. Give the boys some credit.
In one ear, out the rubber.Copy !req
230. How goes it with you, Hans?Copy !req
231. Okay. You, Pieter?Copy !req
232. That's quite enough of that.
Come on over here, Hans.Copy !req
233. Mind the plastic.
I'm having some painting done.Copy !req
234. The important thing is,
are you all right?Copy !req
235. No bones broken?Copy !req
236. I'm fine, thank you.Copy !req
237. Just bumps and bruises, eh?Copy !req
238. Yeah, that's all.Copy !req
239. Good, good.Copy !req
240. However, we did lose over $1 million
in Krugerrand.Copy !req
241. I know. I'm sorry, Mr. Rudd.Copy !req
242. It happens.Copy !req
243. It's not your fault.Copy !req
244. Sometimes these things
do not go as planned.Copy !req
245. As you say, they just happen,
eh, Pieter?Copy !req
246. You give a whole new meaning
to the word "drop cloth."Copy !req
247. Certain policemen in this city
have become an intolerable nuisance.Copy !req
248. They are obviously onto us again.
How do you propose to handle it?Copy !req
249. Warn them off.Copy !req
250. It's my experience...Copy !req
251. that a scared cop is
more useful than a dead one.Copy !req
252. A warning?Copy !req
253. Is that not a bit tame?Copy !req
254. Depends how you do it.Copy !req
255. Then you'd better look at this.Copy !req
256. This is the policeman in charge.Copy !req
257. Goddamn kaffir.Copy !req
258. Lovely.Copy !req
259. Remember to take these in order.Copy !req
260. There's a packet
for each day of the week.Copy !req
261. Thank you.Copy !req
262. This yours?Copy !req
263. I found it in the wash.Copy !req
264. Yeah.Copy !req
265. Thanks.Copy !req
266. I keep on losing this.Copy !req
267. Something's wrong.Copy !req
268. No, not really.
It's just a goddamn pen.Copy !req
269. What about the pen?Copy !req
270. It just reminds me of something.Copy !req
271. Reminds you of what?Copy !req
272. It reminds me of...Copy !req
273. the night Vicki was killed.Copy !req
274. I didn't mean to push.Copy !req
275. That's okay.
We never really talked about this.Copy !req
276. I was supposed to meet her for dinner,
one of those romantic dinners for two.Copy !req
277. I had so much work.Copy !req
278. I forgot about the whole thing.Copy !req
279. She waited at the restaurant for
an hour before she drove home alone.Copy !req
280. It was midnight when I got home
to a ringing phone, so I answered it.Copy !req
281. They told me she was killed
in a car crash.Copy !req
282. I should've been driving.
We'd have been all right.Copy !req
283. I remember falling down on my knees,
and I started shaking all over.Copy !req
284. I remember thinking,
"I'm just losing it."Copy !req
285. So there I was,
lying on the living room floor.Copy !req
286. Lying there, and I'm seeing under
the couch, and I see this gold pen...Copy !req
287. just lying there.Copy !req
288. I'd been looking for it everywhere
for two months. There it is.Copy !req
289. She wasn't much of a housekeeper.Copy !req
290. This voice goes off inside my head,
like a drill instructor.Copy !req
291. It said, "Get up! Now!"Copy !req
292. I didn't feel like it,
but I got up.Copy !req
293. Muscles were still working.Copy !req
294. Then I drove to the hospital...Copy !req
295. identified her
and signed her out with my gold pen.Copy !req
296. Gold pen? Trish found
a gold pen in the laundry.Copy !req
297. Look around you, Sam.
Look around you.Copy !req
298. One day, Sam...Copy !req
299. this'll all be yours.Copy !req
300. Find a nice bitch,
raise a couple of pups.Copy !req
301. A man could live here and be happy.Copy !req
302. Anybody tell you if you sit on
cold rocks too long, you'll get piles?Copy !req
303. Let's go watch some TV.Copy !req
304. Kaffirs!Copy !req
305. Wondering about your kids?Copy !req
306. You wondering what we done to them?Copy !req
307. If I was you, I'd be going nuts now.Copy !req
308. I'd be going fucking bananas.Copy !req
309. Want to know what we done?Copy !req
310. Shall I tell you?Copy !req
311. You just let your imagination
run riot.Copy !req
312. This has just been a warning.Copy !req
313. After this, it gets bloody.
You tell your people to back off.Copy !req
314. Don't be a smart kaffir.Copy !req
315. Maybe we let you live, huh?
Come on, let's go.Copy !req
316. Are you all right?Copy !req
317. You didn't see a face?
No. They all had on hoods.Copy !req
318. What about a voice?Copy !req
319. That motherfucker who did talk had a
strange accent. I couldn't place it.Copy !req
320. Not German, not English.Copy !req
321. Kind of guttural.
You know, a shitty accent.Copy !req
322. Anything like what we were chasing
the other night?Copy !req
323. Yeah, kind of like that.Copy !req
324. Trish and the kids?Copy !req
325. They're at her sister's house
in Bellflower.Copy !req
326. Listen up. You all heard about
what happened to Rog last night?Copy !req
327. Forensics get back with anything?Copy !req
328. Nothing yet. They'll keep us posted.Copy !req
329. The point being, we gotta watch
each other's backs and fronts.Copy !req
330. You're all invited to watch my back
in poker tomorrow. You in?Copy !req
331. - If we catch these assholes.
- Count me in.Copy !req
332. I got something special for you boys.Copy !req
333. Leo Getz has been placed
in protective custody.Copy !req
334. You guys are gonna babysit him
until Washington sends the feds.Copy !req
335. - How long?
- Soon as the red tape is processed.Copy !req
336. Three days.Copy !req
337. This guy Getz is gonna testify
before a commission of inquiry.Copy !req
338. Drugs, laundered money, et cetera.Copy !req
339. I'll be there in 10 minutes.Copy !req
340. This is not a shit assignment.Copy !req
341. - Yes, it is.
- No, it isn't.Copy !req
342. - It isn't.
- It's a shit assignment.Copy !req
343. Shut up, the both of you.Copy !req
344. Here you go, sir.Copy !req
345. - I guaranteed this guy's safety.
- Why us?Copy !req
346. Because you two are
the most qualified for the job.Copy !req
347. And after last night,
you could use the break.Copy !req
348. I can handle last night.Copy !req
349. What do we do with him?Copy !req
350. How should I know?
Take him to Disneyland.Copy !req
351. This stinks. This stinks.Copy !req
352. I don't give a fuck.Copy !req
353. I don't have an ulcer,
because I know when to say that.Copy !req
354. Here's where he's staying.
It's a nice hotel.Copy !req
355. Expenses are paid by the Justice
Department, so enjoy yourselves.Copy !req
356. And Riggs, one more thing.Copy !req
357. Know what that says?Copy !req
358. Same thing as that.
But I don't give a fuck.Copy !req
359. You're lucky.
I have to live with that.Copy !req
360. Excuse me.Copy !req
361. What room is that for?Copy !req
362. 612.Copy !req
363. This is it. 612.Copy !req
364. - Who is it?
- Police.Copy !req
365. How do I know that?Copy !req
366. After I shoot you through the door,
you can examine the bullet.Copy !req
367. Don't you want to see a badge?Copy !req
368. - Where's your badge?
- Shut up.Copy !req
369. I get it.
Bad cop, good cop.Copy !req
370. Shut up!Copy !req
371. Bad cop, bad cop.
I know the routines.Copy !req
372. - Are you Leo Getz?
- That's me, Leo Getz.Copy !req
373. Whatever you need, Leo gets.
You get it?Copy !req
374. I use that to break the ice
when I meet people.Copy !req
375. I'm Sgt. Murtaugh.
This is Sgt. Riggs.Copy !req
376. How you doing? Nice to meet you.
What do I call you guys?Copy !req
377. - Sgt. Murtaugh and Sgt. Riggs.
- We're gonna be your shadow.Copy !req
378. That's all right.
An old-fashioned...!Copy !req
379. Okay. I just ain't seen one
in a long time.Copy !req
380. I didn't think anybody
used those things anymore.Copy !req
381. I'll bet you the kid's got
an automatic. Got an automatic?Copy !req
382. Yep, a Beretta.Copy !req
383. Don't touch it.Copy !req
384. You sure you guys are cops?Copy !req
385. Better watch how you treat me.
I'm the state's star witness.Copy !req
386. We'll take that room.Copy !req
387. Actually, I already have my stuff
in this room. You know, when I...Copy !req
388. Okay, okay. It's yours.
My stuff's gone.Copy !req
389. I'll move it in the small room, okay?Copy !req
390. I'm the smallest guy here.
I'll take the small room.Copy !req
391. Come on, loosen up a little, guys.
We'll be together a long time.Copy !req
392. I'll get it.Copy !req
393. It's only room service.Copy !req
394. You hungry? I'll call
and get anything you want.Copy !req
395. See this silk robe?
Silk pajamas? Free!Copy !req
396. - It's not free.
- Yes, it is!Copy !req
397. - It's taxpayers' money.
- Oh, God! It's the same thing.Copy !req
398. Good morning, gentlemen.Copy !req
399. That's my food! You guys didn't
want anything. Bring it here.Copy !req
400. It's mine. Boy!Copy !req
401. You could've had anything you wanted.Copy !req
402. I ordered eggs, not hamburger.Copy !req
403. Martin, not the window!Copy !req
404. Shit!Copy !req
405. Where is that son of a bitch?Copy !req
406. Somebody stop that guy!
Stop him!Copy !req
407. Don't leave me! I can't swim!Copy !req
408. Get off me!Copy !req
409. Get off me!Copy !req
410. We're near the edge of the pool.
Now get the fuck off my back.Copy !req
411. Clear, move it! Get back! Police!Copy !req
412. You all right?Copy !req
413. I'm okay.
Why didn't you follow me down?Copy !req
414. - Why didn't you?
- I was seven floors up!Copy !req
415. He hit me.Copy !req
416. Good!Copy !req
417. Leo.Copy !req
418. This guy took an awful chance
to pop all of us.Copy !req
419. Did you witness a murder?Copy !req
420. No, nothing like that. Honest.Copy !req
421. All I did was, I laundered
half a billion dollars in drug money.Copy !req
422. Half a billion dollars?Copy !req
423. Give or take a few.
Who could count with that much money?Copy !req
424. Could I please have some cotton balls
for my nose?Copy !req
425. Could you please shut up?Copy !req
426. - You're supposed to take care of me.
- Shut up!Copy !req
427. Mr. Getz got away. Our best
opportunity, and he gets away.Copy !req
428. He slips right through our fingers
and into the hands of the police.Copy !req
429. What are you doing?Copy !req
430. Just checking to see
if I was standing on plastic.Copy !req
431. Okay, I got it. Okay, here.Copy !req
432. I'm who I am. You're a drug dealer.
I work in a bank.Copy !req
433. You have money to launder.
What do you do?Copy !req
434. I bring it to you.Copy !req
435. - He does.
- Me? I don't understand. Why me?Copy !req
436. Who am I?Copy !req
437. I'll tell you.Copy !req
438. You're a courier. You work for him.Copy !req
439. I'm the drug dealer.Copy !req
440. Don't you have plates?
Here. Come on. What is this?Copy !req
441. I deposit the cash into the account
of a dummy finance company.Copy !req
442. Then I issue you a cashier's check
in his name...Copy !req
443. minus a small commission
for myself.Copy !req
444. - You like breathing?
- How much?Copy !req
445. Two percent.Copy !req
446. Not bad, Leo. Pretty prosperous.Copy !req
447. You give it back to me as collateral
on a loan I make to you.Copy !req
448. But you don't pay back the loan.
You keep the money.Copy !req
449. How's that work?Copy !req
450. How's what? That's it!
Don't you get it?Copy !req
451. It's your money. You don't pay
it back. It's yours, and it's clean!Copy !req
452. It is now laundered.Copy !req
453. You cops aren't too bright, are you?Copy !req
454. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
455. This is the best part. You got it?Copy !req
456. You take a tax deduction...Copy !req
457. on interest payments
that you don't even make.Copy !req
458. - Am I a genius?
- You're a swindler.Copy !req
459. Cheat!Copy !req
460. Come on.Copy !req
461. Everybody cheats.
Look at the Pentagon.Copy !req
462. So you got it?Copy !req
463. Okay, Mr. Big Shot,
how come you turned yourself in?Copy !req
464. I was scamming those guys for months.Copy !req
465. Every transaction, I kept a little.Copy !req
466. You?Copy !req
467. It was easy.
All those cash deposits.Copy !req
468. Millions of dollars in small bills
changing hands.Copy !req
469. Who's gonna miss $10,000 here,
$20,000 there?Copy !req
470. Drug dealers.Copy !req
471. That's right. They did.Copy !req
472. That's why I'm living
out of a suitcase now.Copy !req
473. You can give that to Nick.Copy !req
474. I'll bet you it's softer.
I put fabric softener in.Copy !req
475. It's small, Leroy.Copy !req
476. It's not Leroy, it's Leo. And if
you want, I'll buy you another shirt!Copy !req
477. Do me a favor. Give me the names
of those drug dealers.Copy !req
478. I don't know any drug dealers.
All I dealt with was couriers.Copy !req
479. - Where does Trish keep my laundry?
- On the shelf in back.Copy !req
480. You never met anyone except couriers?Copy !req
481. No names.Copy !req
482. Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Come to think of it...Copy !req
483. Okay, listen.Copy !req
484. They took me up to the hills
in this house with stilts on it.Copy !req
485. And I had a job interview
with a guy...Copy !req
486. and his name was...Copy !req
487. Haynes. Hans!Copy !req
488. - Take us there.
- We have to sit on this guy.Copy !req
489. It won't do any harm to look.Copy !req
490. - I know the address.
- Let's go.Copy !req
491. We shouldn't!Copy !req
492. Come on, don't be a killjoy!Copy !req
493. We're back, we're bad!
You're black, I'm mad.Copy !req
494. This is going to be great!Copy !req
495. If we're going,
shouldn't I have a gun?Copy !req
496. No!Copy !req
497. Is my nose still bleeding?
It's really sore.Copy !req
498. I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
499. It should be coming up soon.Copy !req
500. - 9856.
- That's it.Copy !req
501. - That's another possibility.
- This is the ninth possibility.Copy !req
502. That's it! Nine. My lucky number.Copy !req
503. Stay in the car, you hear?Copy !req
504. Can't I come?
Stay.Copy !req
505. Nice car.Copy !req
506. What are you doing?
Hooking it up.Copy !req
507. You're not looking
at what you're doing!Copy !req
508. I know what I'm doing. I'm
towing your car, not a baby carriage.Copy !req
509. You're chipping the paint.
I can hear it!Copy !req
510. - You smell what I smell?
- I smell something.Copy !req
511. What's that? A rat?Copy !req
512. A stinky one too.Copy !req
513. Where you going?Copy !req
514. I'm a peeping Tom.
It goes with the badge.Copy !req
515. It's fun sometimes too.Copy !req
516. Bingo!Copy !req
517. Lars, look!Copy !req
518. What the fuck?Copy !req
519. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
520. - Where's the pool?
- There's no pool.Copy !req
521. There's no pool.Copy !req
522. This house is built on stilts.Copy !req
523. Stilts? No, I'm sure there's a pool.Copy !req
524. Cuff yourselves.Copy !req
525. Not this again.Copy !req
526. Riggs! Where you at?Copy !req
527. Stay where you are. Don't move.Copy !req
528. You all right?Copy !req
529. Move that truck.Copy !req
530. Give me your keys!Copy !req
531. You all right?Copy !req
532. Where you going?Copy !req
533. That was the hotel waiter.Copy !req
534. Wait for me!Copy !req
535. Get out of here!Copy !req
536. What are you doing? You can't
take my truck! What's going on?Copy !req
537. Don't worry.
We'll bring it right back.Copy !req
538. Gotcha!Copy !req
539. Sergeant, it's the guy from the hotel!Copy !req
540. Where did he go?Copy !req
541. Riggs is hanging on the truck!Copy !req
542. What are you doing out of the car?
Get in the car!Copy !req
543. Get back! It's police business!Copy !req
544. It's a high-speed chase!
Get out of the way!Copy !req
545. Go faster! We gotta catch him
and your partner.Copy !req
546. Hello, asshole!Copy !req
547. Come on, come on. Give me that!Copy !req
548. There they are! Hurry up!Copy !req
549. Come on! Can't you go faster?Copy !req
550. Will you shut the fuck up?Copy !req
551. Look out!Copy !req
552. Oh, shit!Copy !req
553. Watch out!Copy !req
554. Wipeout! It's all under control.Copy !req
555. I told you to look out!Copy !req
556. You're too old to drive this car.
Shut up!Copy !req
557. And stay!Copy !req
558. What do you think I am, a dog?Copy !req
559. Hands behind your neck!Copy !req
560. What are you doing here?
We got a lot to talk about.Copy !req
561. What's going on?Copy !req
562. Freeze, dickhead!Copy !req
563. Get down here, dickhead.
It's been a bad day.Copy !req
564. Show me your hands.Copy !req
565. Take it easy, officer.Copy !req
566. I'm not armed. I won't resist.Copy !req
567. Put down your guns, gentlemen.
It's all right.Copy !req
568. Do as I say!Copy !req
569. Get your hands on your head.Copy !req
570. Lace them behind your head!Copy !req
571. You have no idea what you're doing.Copy !req
572. We're professional police officers.
We do this for a living.Copy !req
573. My name is Arjen Rudd.Copy !req
574. I'm minister of diplomatic affairs
for the South African Consulate.Copy !req
575. South Africa,
home of the Krugerrand.Copy !req
576. Among other things.Copy !req
577. These gentlemen also work
for the consulate.Copy !req
578. We have diplomatic credentials...Copy !req
579. Keep your hands high.Copy !req
580. Give me that.Copy !req
581. Everybody take it easy.
Especially you, Riggs.Copy !req
582. Riggs? You Martin Riggs?Copy !req
583. Of the Chicago Riggses.
What's your name?Copy !req
584. Pieter Von... Vor...Copy !req
585. Fuck, I'll just call you Adolf.Copy !req
586. Are you Arjen Rudd? Aryan...?Copy !req
587. - That's you.
- It's official.Copy !req
588. They are official.Copy !req
589. Under the Diplomatic Relations Act...Copy !req
590. no diplomatic agent
may be detained or arrested...Copy !req
591. Once his identity
has been established.Copy !req
592. We do have a serious
diplomatic situation here...Copy !req
593. which I'll take up with your
State Department tomorrow.Copy !req
594. I'm quaking in my boots,
but I'll still bring you down.Copy !req
595. My dear officer...Copy !req
596. you could not even give me
a parking ticket.Copy !req
597. Who is the dickhead now?Copy !req
598. This house is owned by
the South African government.Copy !req
599. This is South African soil.Copy !req
600. Now get out of here.Copy !req
601. All of you.Copy !req
602. Okay.Copy !req
603. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
604. Hey, man, don't do it.Copy !req
605. Don't fucking do it. Fuck with me,
and I'll make you eat this thing.Copy !req
606. Kaffir!Copy !req
607. With those credentials,
Chuck Manson could get off.Copy !req
608. - I went to school with him.
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
609. Miss, could you step out
of the car, please?Copy !req
610. Put them away. I'm sorry.Copy !req
611. I'm sorry. Are you...?Copy !req
612. Don't open that.Copy !req
613. That is a diplomatic pouch...Copy !req
614. protected under Article 27
of the Vienna Convention.Copy !req
615. Is he serious with this stuff?Copy !req
616. Yes.Copy !req
617. These are police officers,
Miss Van Den Haas.Copy !req
618. They were just leaving.Copy !req
619. She is a consulate secretary.Copy !req
620. Give her back the briefcase.Copy !req
621. Give it to her.Copy !req
622. Here. I'm sorry,
Miss Consulate Secretary.Copy !req
623. It's only papers...Copy !req
624. Don't talk to them! Come here.Copy !req
625. He's a nice guy.
What's he paying you an hour?Copy !req
626. How'd you like to increase your pay?
Better hours?Copy !req
627. I'd start getting used
to that sort of view.Copy !req
628. - It's the Triangle Trade again.
- The what?Copy !req
629. Didn't you ever do American history
at school?Copy !req
630. From molasses to rum to slaves.Copy !req
631. Now it's drugs to dollars
to Krugerrands.Copy !req
632. I know there's a dead guy
with a surfboard where his face was...Copy !req
633. and the State Department's
breathing down our throats.Copy !req
634. I'll have to make a formal apology
to the South African Consulate.Copy !req
635. Apologize?Copy !req
636. He's a sack of shit!
He's dirty, a crook.Copy !req
637. It doesn't matter if he's dirty.
He's a diplomat.Copy !req
638. He's got immunity. We can't
touch him, arrest him, prosecute him.Copy !req
639. Is that clear?
Does that spell it out?Copy !req
640. Yes, sir.Copy !req
641. - Who the hell is this guy?
- Leo Getz. Nice to meet you, sir.Copy !req
642. You took a civilian on a bust.
A civilian you're supposed to protect!Copy !req
643. - He's alive, isn't he?
- It's okay. I signed a waiver.Copy !req
644. - Besides, I usually wait in the car.
- Usually? Usually?Copy !req
645. They're very adamant about that.Copy !req
646. - I don't give a fuck.
- They're good cops. They're the best.Copy !req
647. One time, a guy was waving a gun...Copy !req
648. What'd he say?Copy !req
649. What did he say?Copy !req
650. "I don't give a fuck."
It's his mantra.Copy !req
651. Why is everybody's ass parked
on my desk? Up! Up!Copy !req
652. It's a rubber plant!Copy !req
653. I had nothing to do with it.
Looks like a week's supply.Copy !req
654. Go spit.Copy !req
655. I'm sorry, I forgot.
You're too old for that shit.Copy !req
656. If you don't like it,
you can exchange it.Copy !req
657. Thank you, Mr. Rudd.Copy !req
658. One moment, Miss Van Den Haas.Copy !req
659. I hope you understood
what was happening here today.Copy !req
660. I'd rather not jump
to any wrong conclusions.Copy !req
661. Why don't you explain it to me?Copy !req
662. The policies of our government are not
popular here in America, as you know.Copy !req
663. The police department of this city
is overrun with blacks.Copy !req
664. They have badges and guns,
and they hate us.Copy !req
665. Our consulate, its staff...Copy !req
666. and particularly myself will always
be targets for their harassment.Copy !req
667. Good night, Mr. Rudd.Copy !req
668. Things are getting out of hand.Copy !req
669. We are suffering too many losses.Copy !req
670. We have to move the cash
in one large shipment.Copy !req
671. We'll need something bigger
than a suitcase.Copy !req
672. I'll worry about that.
You worry about the police.Copy !req
673. Your warning did not work.Copy !req
674. - Let's go!
- I'm coming.Copy !req
675. Come on! Move!Copy !req
676. Okay! Hey, they're cops, okay?Copy !req
677. - Big deal. I've gotta eat too.
- Come on, Leo.Copy !req
678. Give me the food.Copy !req
679. Who ordered the super combo?
Over here.Copy !req
680. I get a steak sandwich.Copy !req
681. Who gets Leo?Copy !req
682. You got a big, empty house.Copy !req
683. I got a trailer.
What will I do with him?Copy !req
684. My place is too small. You take him.Copy !req
685. I had him last night.Copy !req
686. Excuse me, fellas!Copy !req
687. This is tuna. I hate tuna.Copy !req
688. I refuse to get stuck with tuna.
Now, come on.Copy !req
689. - Don't eat the tuna.
- Where were you? I just said that!Copy !req
690. I'm not eating tuna. Let's go back.Copy !req
691. We're not going back. Shut up!Copy !req
692. Sure, don't go back.
Okay, don't go back. That's it.Copy !req
693. Can I give you two guys
a friendly piece of advice?Copy !req
694. Never go up to the drive-through.
Always walk up to the counter.Copy !req
695. You know why? Let me tell you.Copy !req
696. They fuck you
at the drive-through, okay?Copy !req
697. They know you'll be miles away
before you find out you got fucked.Copy !req
698. They know you won't
turn around and go back.Copy !req
699. They don't care.
Who gets fucked? Leo Getz! Sure!Copy !req
700. I'm not eating this tuna!Copy !req
701. Shut up!Copy !req
702. Good morning, Mr. Rudd.Copy !req
703. - Get rid of that man.
- Yes, Sir.Copy !req
704. Sorry, you're gonna have to leave
the premises right now.Copy !req
705. The morning faxes.Copy !req
706. Sam, come here. What's the matter?
He kick you out of the house?Copy !req
707. Here, Sam. I want you
to bite Leo for me.Copy !req
708. Leo. Leo!Copy !req
709. What are you doing?Copy !req
710. I'm cleaning up this pigsty.Copy !req
711. I like living the way I live.Copy !req
712. When's the last time you did
the refrigerator? The pan under it?Copy !req
713. - There's a pan under there?
- Oh, please. Come on.Copy !req
714. Where's my phone?
Where the fuck is everything?Copy !req
715. Where's my TV?Copy !req
716. Everything is outside.Copy !req
717. Just stop what you're doing.Copy !req
718. - Get the dog out of here!
- You go before the mutt.Copy !req
719. Out, out! Oh, man!Copy !req
720. Hello.Copy !req
721. Riggs, it's Collins.Copy !req
722. - Has Murtaugh checked in with you?
- No, he hasn't. Why?Copy !req
723. I haven't heard from him.
He doesn't answer his phone.Copy !req
724. I'll be right there.Copy !req
725. Stay in the car.Copy !req
726. Get in there.Copy !req
727. Roger!Copy !req
728. I'm upstairs!Copy !req
729. Should I call 999,
"Officer in distress"?Copy !req
730. I'll cover the back!Copy !req
731. - Where are you?
- I'm up here.Copy !req
732. Rog?Copy !req
733. - Rog?
- In here.Copy !req
734. Good morning.Copy !req
735. First time in 20 years
I got the bathroom all to myself.Copy !req
736. No kids banging on the door.
No wife asking me to hurry up.Copy !req
737. Just me and my new
Salt Water Sportsman magazine.Copy !req
738. Is that the one with the article
on deep-sea fishing?Copy !req
739. Yeah.Copy !req
740. Sitting here reading about marlin
fishing in the Gulf of Mexico...Copy !req
741. when I glanced over, I saw this.Copy !req
742. Oh, Jesus!Copy !req
743. Is that all?Copy !req
744. - You scared the shit out of me.
- Scared the shit out of you?Copy !req
745. How long you been here?Copy !req
746. I've been here all night.Copy !req
747. My legs are so goddamn numb,
I don't know if I can...Copy !req
748. Don't move.Copy !req
749. I can't.Copy !req
750. Just stay that way. Do you mind?Copy !req
751. A dirty job,
but somebody's gotta do it.Copy !req
752. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
753. Tell me I'm not fucked.Copy !req
754. He's fucked.Copy !req
755. Okay, but I'd be lying.Copy !req
756. You'll be okay if you don't stand up.Copy !req
757. That's a relief.Copy !req
758. - I'll have to get help.
- No way!Copy !req
759. Why?Copy !req
760. I'm on the toilet. Give me a break.Copy !req
761. This is serious.
I gotta get the Bomb Squad in here.Copy !req
762. Bomb Squad?Copy !req
763. Okay, call them in.Copy !req
764. - Martin?
- Yeah?Copy !req
765. Call them, but don't use
the open frequency.Copy !req
766. Riggs!Copy !req
767. Let's keep this quiet, okay?Copy !req
768. Sure. Trust me.Copy !req
769. Excuse me, please.Copy !req
770. Officer, an escort isn't necessary.Copy !req
771. I know you're a psychiatrist,
but it's not a pretty sight.Copy !req
772. I have helped policemen through
the most traumatic moments.Copy !req
773. Believe me, there is nothing
in this room that I cannot handle.Copy !req
774. I was wrong.Copy !req
775. Excuse me.Copy !req
776. Riggs.Copy !req
777. I should've known.
Where there's one, there's the other.Copy !req
778. Split.Copy !req
779. You're the psychiatrist?
I have these dreams.Copy !req
780. It's ready to come out.Copy !req
781. Hey! Hey!
I gotta live in this house!Copy !req
782. Clear this room.Copy !req
783. Come on, Riggs.Copy !req
784. - You too, Riggs.
- No.Copy !req
785. Riggs. Out.Copy !req
786. All right.Copy !req
787. Sergeant.Copy !req
788. Dive into the tub.Copy !req
789. When you do, pull the bomb blanket
over your head.Copy !req
790. This is a good cast-iron tub.
It'll withstand a hell of a blast.Copy !req
791. I can't do it.Copy !req
792. He can't do it.
He's been on there for 18, 20 hours.Copy !req
793. He can't even walk.Copy !req
794. I'll have to help him.Copy !req
795. All right, you better wear this.Copy !req
796. - How's the nitrogen?
- Almost there.Copy !req
797. What he's doing is spraying
this thing with liquid nitrogen...Copy !req
798. 10 give you a second
or two before detonation.Copy !req
799. - Got that?
- A second or two. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
800. Lights out!Copy !req
801. Get him up and out.Copy !req
802. - Let's go.
- Move!Copy !req
803. - Good luck.
- Baker.Copy !req
804. You got a piece?Copy !req
805. - A Smith & Wesson.
- Try this.Copy !req
806. Safety's on. I'll collect it later.Copy !req
807. Good luck.Copy !req
808. All right, let's move.Copy !req
809. Well...Copy !req
810. Alone at last.Copy !req
811. Why didn't they plant
the bomb in Trish's stove?Copy !req
812. Think of all the needless suffering
that could have ended.Copy !req
813. I'm gonna die on the toilet.Copy !req
814. Guys like you don't die on toilets.Copy !req
815. Anyway, I'm here, and I don't
plan on going just now.Copy !req
816. Let's do it.Copy !req
817. On "three."Copy !req
818. Wait, let me get into the tub.Copy !req
819. I'm just gonna give you the...Copy !req
820. On "three," huh? What do you say?Copy !req
821. One...Copy !req
822. - two...
- Wait!Copy !req
823. Do we do it on "three"...Copy !req
824. or "one, two, three"...Copy !req
825. - then do it?
- Well, it's your ass.Copy !req
826. It's up to you.Copy !req
827. My ass, yeah.Copy !req
828. "Three."Copy !req
829. We go on "three"?Copy !req
830. "One, two" and then "three"!Copy !req
831. One...Copy !req
832. - Martin?
- What?Copy !req
833. I know.Copy !req
834. I mean it, man.Copy !req
835. I hear you.Copy !req
836. We're not gonna fucking die,
all right?Copy !req
837. On "three."Copy !req
838. One...Copy !req
839. two...Copy !req
840. three!Copy !req
841. I gotta go! I gotta go!Copy !req
842. Get off me. I don't want
anybody to see us like this.Copy !req
843. Mr. Jones?Copy !req
844. Sit down, please.Copy !req
845. What can I do for you today?Copy !req
846. I have this problem,
this very delicate matter.Copy !req
847. My friend wants to emigrate
to South Africa.Copy !req
848. Of course, I can help him do that.Copy !req
849. I want you to talk him out of it.Copy !req
850. Talk him out of it?Copy !req
851. Whatever for?Copy !req
852. This is a bad time for him to go.
I mean, with all the trouble.Copy !req
853. Ask your friend to come back
later in the week...Copy !req
854. - we can sit down...
- No, he's here.Copy !req
855. - He's here?
- He's here now.Copy !req
856. Alphonse!Copy !req
857. Alphonse?Copy !req
858. How you doing?Copy !req
859. There must be some mistake.Copy !req
860. Say what?Copy !req
861. Listen to your friend.
He knows what he's talking about.Copy !req
862. I don't think you want
to go to South Africa.Copy !req
863. Why not?Copy !req
864. Because you're black.Copy !req
865. You are.Copy !req
866. He is.Copy !req
867. Of course I'm black.
That's why I want to go.Copy !req
868. To join my brothers in the struggle...Copy !req
869. against the tyranny
of the racist, fascist...Copy !req
870. white, minority regime!Copy !req
871. Fascist regime!Copy !req
872. One man, one vote!Copy !req
873. One man, one vote!Copy !req
874. Free South Africa, you son of a bitch!Copy !req
875. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
876. I've heard as much as I want to.
I demand that you leave.Copy !req
877. What's happening here?Copy !req
878. Back off!Copy !req
879. Close the security gate! Quickly!Copy !req
880. End apartheid now!Copy !req
881. You're telling me to shut up?
You gonna arrest me?Copy !req
882. You can't push me out!Copy !req
883. You call this security?Copy !req
884. More people come in and out of here
than Grand Central Station.Copy !req
885. Wait, gentlemen!Copy !req
886. Don't bother to call the police.
I'm here already.Copy !req
887. I should have known.Copy !req
888. Well, well.Copy !req
889. It's the master race!Copy !req
890. I hope you realize the trouble
you are in right now.Copy !req
891. As usual, you have everything
upside down and turned around...Copy !req
892. and back to front.Copy !req
893. Gentlemen...Copy !req
894. show Officer Riggs into the street.Copy !req
895. Fingers off.Copy !req
896. Hand off!Copy !req
897. Let me look at that.Copy !req
898. That's some piece of hardware.
Where the fuck do you get that stuff?Copy !req
899. I've never seen that.
Where's it from? South Africa?Copy !req
900. Don't move.Copy !req
901. I'm surprised you haven't heard
about me. I got a bad reputation.Copy !req
902. Sometimes I just go nuts.Copy !req
903. Don't move.Copy !req
904. I'll make a deal with you, Arjen.
Or is it Aryan?Copy !req
905. Whatever the fuck your name is.Copy !req
906. You fold up your tents, and get
the fuck out of my country...Copy !req
907. and I won't do anything to you.Copy !req
908. I'll leave you alone.Copy !req
909. If you stick around here,
I'm gonna fuck your ass.Copy !req
910. Then I'll send you home
with your balls in a sling.Copy !req
911. Just get out of here...Copy !req
912. kaffir lover.Copy !req
913. Eenie...Copy !req
914. meenie...Copy !req
915. minie...Copy !req
916. Hey, Moe!Copy !req
917. Sorry, Adolf.Copy !req
918. Pick them up with your hands.Copy !req
919. Big smile.Copy !req
920. Big smile!Copy !req
921. Vorstedt, come over here!Copy !req
922. Vorstedt!Copy !req
923. - Hello. Officer...?
- Martin Riggs.Copy !req
924. What are you doing here?Copy !req
925. I've been with your boss.
You know, shooting the breeze.Copy !req
926. Shooting his fish.Copy !req
927. Bye.Copy !req
928. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
929. The guy goes, "But, but, but...Copy !req
930. you're black!"Copy !req
931. He's black!Copy !req
932. - I bet he was shitting.
- Started some shit with that!Copy !req
933. You get into Rudd's office?Copy !req
934. Yeah, I got up there.Copy !req
935. Aryan Crud and his
Brown Shirts turned up...Copy !req
936. but I ripped this off a pad.
What's that?Copy !req
937. - "Alba Varden, Thursday."
- What do you think?Copy !req
938. Is that Hitler's girlfriend?Copy !req
939. That's Eva Braun.Copy !req
940. He has a date with her Thursday.Copy !req
941. Her name sounds familiar.Copy !req
942. - You know her?
- No. It just sounds familiar.Copy !req
943. Alba Varden...Copy !req
944. There's a deli. Pull over.
Let's eat, I'm starving.Copy !req
945. I'll spring.Copy !req
946. Let's go. Sounds good to me.Copy !req
947. - Out the other side.
- Other door, Leo.Copy !req
948. Out the other door.Copy !req
949. No cars.Copy !req
950. Vorstedt!Copy !req
951. That policeman.Copy !req
952. Um...Copy !req
953. You should pick from the bottom.Copy !req
954. They put the old stock on top.Copy !req
955. Officer Riggs.Copy !req
956. I followed you from the consulate.Copy !req
957. You followed me?Copy !req
958. Well, I needed some pork chops
and a toilet brush too.Copy !req
959. I wanted to apologize...Copy !req
960. for the other day,
in case we frightened you.Copy !req
961. I was a bit startled
by all those guns.Copy !req
962. I'm sorry.
And I wanted to thank you too.Copy !req
963. Thank me for what?Copy !req
964. You don't like your boss
very much, do you?Copy !req
965. There's a lot I don't like
about my boss and my country.Copy !req
966. But I like my job very much.Copy !req
967. It keeps me here in Los Angeles.Copy !req
968. You like this town?Copy !req
969. That's a new one.Copy !req
970. - I forgot your first name.
- It's Rika.Copy !req
971. Rika Van Haagen-Dazs.Copy !req
972. - Ice cream?
- No, Van Den Haas. It's Dutch.Copy !req
973. That's a real pretty name.Copy !req
974. - Got a rabbit or is that your dinner?
- It's mine.Copy !req
975. Shop one day at a time?Copy !req
976. Good police work.Copy !req
977. I get paid for that.Copy !req
978. I don't shop for the entire week.Copy !req
979. No? Why not?Copy !req
980. I never know what I'll be hungry for.Copy !req
981. - Wait. Have dinner with me.
- No.Copy !req
982. I got a nice place on the beach.
A good view from every window.Copy !req
983. A beautiful sunset.Copy !req
984. Come on, be original, say yes.
Everyone else says no.Copy !req
985. Come to my place.
I'm a gourmet cook.Copy !req
986. Let go of the basket.Copy !req
987. I'll scream.Copy !req
988. - Don't.
- I will.Copy !req
989. Please...Copy !req
990. I'll embarrass you.
You'll turn red like that apple.Copy !req
991. - Come on with me.
- No. No, please.Copy !req
992. Lady, let go of my bag!
Hey, look! Somebody call a cop!Copy !req
993. What are you doing?Copy !req
994. Let's go before someone calls a cop.Copy !req
995. You are a cop.Copy !req
996. You must be an honest
cop, Martin Riggs.Copy !req
997. It ain't much, but it's everything
I said. Look at the view.Copy !req
998. I did exaggerate about one thing.Copy !req
999. I'm not exactly a gourmet cook.
I can only make chili.Copy !req
1000. - Do you like it with or without Oreos?
- With, of course.Copy !req
1001. A woman after my own heart.Copy !req
1002. Careful. Watch your step.Copy !req
1003. Sam wants in.Copy !req
1004. Here, sit down.Copy !req
1005. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1006. It's a little filthy.Copy !req
1007. I haven't got wine. How about a beer?Copy !req
1008. That's fine.Copy !req
1009. She drinks beer.Copy !req
1010. - What's wrong? You got a dirty glass?
- No.Copy !req
1011. Oh, it's a wedding ring.Copy !req
1012. I used to be married.Copy !req
1013. But not anymore?Copy !req
1014. No. Not anymore.Copy !req
1015. I got something on the stove.Copy !req
1016. Is Rudd hiding behind
his diplomatic credentials?Copy !req
1017. What's that?Copy !req
1018. Rudd's hiding behind
his diplomatic credentials.Copy !req
1019. He's not a very nice guy.Copy !req
1020. Then whatever he's doing,
he shouldn't get away with it.Copy !req
1021. How's it hanging, Wyler?Copy !req
1022. - What the hell do you want?
- I hope better than Murtaugh.Copy !req
1023. Easy. Easy.Copy !req
1024. Tell me, have your brains
ever seen the light of day?Copy !req
1025. Who are you?
What do you want? I'm a cop!Copy !req
1026. No, you were a cop.Copy !req
1027. Honey, we're gonna be late.Copy !req
1028. I'm gonna take a couple laps
before I go down to the station.Copy !req
1029. - Ow!
- Sorry.Copy !req
1030. Sam, take a hike.
No Stooges tonight. Go on!Copy !req
1031. He's sweet.Copy !req
1032. Get a beer, man.Copy !req
1033. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
1034. Cavanaugh, are you in or out?Copy !req
1035. I'm out.Copy !req
1036. Put some music on.Copy !req
1037. - Who's not accounted for?
- Riggs and Murtaugh.Copy !req
1038. Murtaugh's taking the witness
to a new location.Copy !req
1039. - What about Riggs?
- Hasn't checked in.Copy !req
1040. Get on the radio and find them!Copy !req
1041. We lost Wyler, Collins, Cavanaugh.
How many do we have to lose?Copy !req
1042. Let's worry about the ones
that are alive, all right? Do it.Copy !req
1043. Sorry, captain.Copy !req
1044. Get me Riggs.Copy !req
1045. I'll get that.Copy !req
1046. Thanks to you, I missed my poker game.
And I was feeling real lucky.Copy !req
1047. Okay. So, what I see are nice
conservative tax returns.Copy !req
1048. Everything by the book.
Everything black and white.Copy !req
1049. You have to play around
in the gray areas...Copy !req
1050. if you want to see some bucks.Copy !req
1051. Your salary's not much to work with.
You need deductions.Copy !req
1052. - My boat.
- Can't deduct it.Copy !req
1053. - No, it's the bill of sale.
- I know, but you can't deduct it.Copy !req
1054. That's it, my boat! Let's go!Copy !req
1055. - Go where?
- To my house.Copy !req
1056. - For what?
- My boat, man.Copy !req
1057. Look at this commercial!Copy !req
1058. Look at the body on this kid.
She is so hot.Copy !req
1059. What are you doing?
Look at the girl!Copy !req
1060. You hit the button...Copy !req
1061. - I didn't hear you say that.
- Say what? She's great.Copy !req
1062. She has a great body.
Makes me want to buy rubbers.Copy !req
1063. It's time for the
seventh-inning stretch.Copy !req
1064. That's a baseball expression.Copy !req
1065. I know.Copy !req
1066. But we're only up
to the fourth inning.Copy !req
1067. Batter up!Copy !req
1068. Stay in the car.Copy !req
1069. I'll only be a minute, okay?Copy !req
1070. I don't want to stay.
It's cold. You have no door.Copy !req
1071. You're the reason there's no door.
Turn on the heat if you're cold.Copy !req
1072. Don't touch anything.Copy !req
1073. Nothing. I mean nothing!Copy !req
1074. Alba Varden...Copy !req
1075. Why do I know the name?Copy !req
1076. It's here. It's gotta be.Copy !req
1077. - Another day, another hobby.
- Yeah, what's new?Copy !req
1078. The day on my boat.Copy !req
1079. Not there. Where is it?Copy !req
1080. My birthday.Copy !req
1081. I'll be damned.Copy !req
1082. Alba Varden is a ship, not a woman.Copy !req
1083. Leo, I told you to stay in the car.Copy !req
1084. Shit!Copy !req
1085. Son of a bitch,
what are you doing here?Copy !req
1086. Nailed them both.Copy !req
1087. Leo!Copy !req
1088. My car.Copy !req
1089. Leo!Copy !req
1090. Get up, get dressed.Copy !req
1091. What is it?Copy !req
1092. Get dressed. Trust me.Copy !req
1093. - I don't understand.
- Trust me.Copy !req
1094. Something's wrong.
I got a bad feeling.Copy !req
1095. - I don't understand.
- Put this on.Copy !req
1096. Get in the truck.
The keys are under the seat.Copy !req
1097. When they stop to reload,
run for the truck.Copy !req
1098. - What about you?
- I'll be okay.Copy !req
1099. I'll meet you in the truck. Go on!Copy !req
1100. Stay out of the light.Copy !req
1101. Master race.Copy !req
1102. It's all right.Copy !req
1103. You shit! You shit!Copy !req
1104. - Who were those people?
- You tell me. Was it your husband?Copy !req
1105. What are you doing Saturday?Copy !req
1106. It's Sam!Copy !req
1107. Get your head down!Copy !req
1108. Come on, Sam!Copy !req
1109. Come on, Sam!Copy !req
1110. Come on, Sam.Copy !req
1111. - Shake a leg.
- Come on, boy.Copy !req
1112. Has he got any holes in him?Copy !req
1113. You clever dog!Copy !req
1114. I promised I'd have you home by 11:00.Copy !req
1115. This is the most
incredible first date.Copy !req
1116. Wait until the second.Copy !req
1117. - No more helicopters, please.
- Okay, I promise.Copy !req
1118. This is a nice building
you've got here.Copy !req
1119. Any vacancies? I'm between homes.Copy !req
1120. You can stay right here.Copy !req
1121. I can?Copy !req
1122. Yes, there's a vacant
apartment up there.Copy !req
1123. I was kidding. You can stay with me.Copy !req
1124. Tonight?Copy !req
1125. Yes. Tonight and tomorrow night
and the night after that.Copy !req
1126. And after that?Copy !req
1127. Don't push your luck.Copy !req
1128. I gotta go.Copy !req
1129. - But you said...
- Go inside and lock all the doors.Copy !req
1130. And you're not going to work tomorrow.Copy !req
1131. There's better ways of staying
in L.A. than working there.Copy !req
1132. All right. I've just quit.Copy !req
1133. I'll just grab a few things...
I forgot, I haven't got anything.Copy !req
1134. Just bring yourself.Copy !req
1135. I gotta go.Copy !req
1136. Bye.Copy !req
1137. - Bye. Bye. Bye.
- Bye. Bye.Copy !req
1138. Bye.Copy !req
1139. Go home!Copy !req
1140. Go!Copy !req
1141. Go get the girl.Copy !req
1142. I was going to offer you a drink,
but I understand...Copy !req
1143. you're on the wagon.Copy !req
1144. That stuff will kill you quick.Copy !req
1145. You know so much about me,
who the hell are you?Copy !req
1146. I'm the guy that changed
the course of your life.Copy !req
1147. Four years ago...Copy !req
1148. when you was a narc
down at Long Beach...Copy !req
1149. you were getting too close.
We put a contract on you.Copy !req
1150. I handled it myself.Copy !req
1151. Drove your car off the road, remember?Copy !req
1152. But you weren't driving, were you?Copy !req
1153. You can't imagine the surprise.Copy !req
1154. I pulled back this matted mop of
bloody hair to see this woman's face.Copy !req
1155. Your wife, right?Copy !req
1156. She didn't die straight away.Copy !req
1157. It took a bit of time.Copy !req
1158. Don't have much luck
with women, do you?Copy !req
1159. - Murtaugh.
- She's dead. They killed her.Copy !req
1160. Where are you?Copy !req
1161. They killed her. She's dead.Copy !req
1162. They killed them both.Copy !req
1163. Slow down. Who are you
talking about? Where are you?Copy !req
1164. She's dead, Roger. She's dead.Copy !req
1165. Just calm down. We'll take
care of it. Where are you?Copy !req
1166. I'm not a cop tonight.
It's personal. I'm not a cop.Copy !req
1167. You don't know what happened tonight.
There's more.Copy !req
1168. I'm gonna get those bastards
and fuck them! I'm going there now.Copy !req
1169. We're not going to the fucking
stilt house. We're under orders!Copy !req
1170. Then the stilt house will come to me.Copy !req
1171. You don't understand.
They killed them both.Copy !req
1172. - They got Rika and my wife.
- Don't hang up!Copy !req
1173. Riggs. Riggs!Copy !req
1174. Shit.Copy !req
1175. What's the deal?Copy !req
1176. You talk to the feds,
but you don't talk to me.Copy !req
1177. That's not fair.Copy !req
1178. We trusted you, Leo.Copy !req
1179. You betrayed us.Copy !req
1180. You took our money!Copy !req
1181. We want it back now,
you slimy little shit.Copy !req
1182. Give him some more.
He seems to like it.Copy !req
1183. Don't try and stop me.Copy !req
1184. I've seen that look
in your eyes before.Copy !req
1185. They declared war on the police.Copy !req
1186. You know about that?Copy !req
1187. I heard it on the radio.Copy !req
1188. We don't have the authority.Copy !req
1189. Cavanaugh...Copy !req
1190. \Wyler, Shapiro...Copy !req
1191. Rika, Vicki. How much
fucking authority do you need?Copy !req
1192. You got a plan?Copy !req
1193. If you drive around
the front of the house...Copy !req
1194. you wait for my signal...Copy !req
1195. and then just go in
and shoot those fuckers.Copy !req
1196. They got Leo.Copy !req
1197. Be careful.Copy !req
1198. Wait.Copy !req
1199. What's your signal?Copy !req
1200. You'll know it when it happens.Copy !req
1201. Somehow I think I will know.Copy !req
1202. Payday.Copy !req
1203. Feel like talking, Leo?Copy !req
1204. It's the big one!Copy !req
1205. All right. Cool it.Copy !req
1206. - Watch him.
- Move me away from the windows!Copy !req
1207. Leo.Copy !req
1208. Watch the glass!Copy !req
1209. - Come on!
- I'll go.Copy !req
1210. Riggs, you crazy mother...Copy !req
1211. Holy Christ!Copy !req
1212. You all right?Copy !req
1213. I'm okay.Copy !req
1214. Thanks.Copy !req
1215. - Was Adolf in there?
- He got away.Copy !req
1216. - I'm gonna find him.
- What about Leo?Copy !req
1217. What about Leo?Copy !req
1218. You're on your own now, Leo.Copy !req
1219. What do you mean?Copy !req
1220. Take my car to the station
and wait for the federal marshal.Copy !req
1221. It's been an experience knowing you.Copy !req
1222. - I don't want a hug.
- Give the little fellow a hug.Copy !req
1223. I had a lot of fun.Copy !req
1224. You do your duty now.Copy !req
1225. Don't worry.
I'll really get them now.Copy !req
1226. - Listen! Wait!
- You know how to find him.Copy !req
1227. Is it okay if I sound the siren?Copy !req
1228. - Yeah.
- Loud as you want.Copy !req
1229. Really?Copy !req
1230. - Okay. Really?
- Bye, Leo.Copy !req
1231. Check it out.Copy !req
1232. The Alba Varden is
a cargo ship, not a woman.Copy !req
1233. The Port Authority said that
The Alba Varden arrived today...Copy !req
1234. and heads out tomorrow
to South Africa.Copy !req
1235. This is the 11th dock.Copy !req
1236. It must be here someplace.
I know I'm right.Copy !req
1237. The ship.Copy !req
1238. What did I tell you?Copy !req
1239. That container there,
with three heavy hitters.Copy !req
1240. Let's have a look.Copy !req
1241. I'll take two of them out.
You take one.Copy !req
1242. Better yet, you take two,
I'll take one. Pull over.Copy !req
1243. - Riggs?
- Yeah?Copy !req
1244. I can't see shit.Copy !req
1245. Me either. What is this shit?Copy !req
1246. Got a light?Copy !req
1247. It's gotta be Rudd's, whatever it is.Copy !req
1248. I still can't see shit.Copy !req
1249. - You got something?
- I don't know. It's a car.Copy !req
1250. Holy shit. Fort Knox!Copy !req
1251. Hell, how much is it?Copy !req
1252. Thousands.Copy !req
1253. Fucking millions!Copy !req
1254. Billions!
A fucking Donald Trump lotto!Copy !req
1255. Look at this.Copy !req
1256. These are thousand-dollar bills.Copy !req
1257. With what I'm holding, I could put
all three of my kids through college.Copy !req
1258. Take it.Copy !req
1259. Fucking drug money.Copy !req
1260. Do something good with it.Copy !req
1261. Rudd won't need it where he's going.Copy !req
1262. Load the container.Copy !req
1263. Next time the sun hits their bodies,
they'll be in Cape Town.Copy !req
1264. - This thing's moving.
- It sure as hell is.Copy !req
1265. - What are we gonna do now?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1266. Let's shoot our way out.Copy !req
1267. Don't do that. I got a better idea.Copy !req
1268. Our money.Copy !req
1269. Just make sure they're dead.Copy !req
1270. - You go first. I'm too old.
- No, you go first. I'll cover you.Copy !req
1271. - How do we get out?
- I'm going this way.Copy !req
1272. I'll go this way.
I'll check over here.Copy !req
1273. Shapiro...Copy !req
1274. Moss, Wyler...Copy !req
1275. Cavanaugh, Friesen!Copy !req
1276. All of them! For Rika!Copy !req
1277. Rog!Copy !req
1278. Rog!Copy !req
1279. Shit!Copy !req
1280. Riggs! Riggs!Copy !req
1281. Riggs, you okay?Copy !req
1282. Drop it, asshole!Copy !req
1283. Diplomatic immunity!Copy !req
1284. It's just been revoked.Copy !req
1285. Riggs!Copy !req
1286. - Riggs!
- Roger.Copy !req
1287. Roger.Copy !req
1288. You're breathing. You're alive.
You're not dead.Copy !req
1289. No, don't die.Copy !req
1290. You're not dead until I tell you.Copy !req
1291. You got that, Riggs?
You're not dead until I tell you.Copy !req
1292. You got that, Riggs?Copy !req
1293. You're not dead until I tell you.Copy !req
1294. Now breathe with me. Breathe.Copy !req
1295. - Now, breathe.
- Hey, Rog.Copy !req
1296. - Rog?
- Yeah?Copy !req
1297. Rog, in my pocket.Copy !req
1298. Here you go, buddy.Copy !req
1299. I want you to throw those things away.Copy !req
1300. Those things will kill you. Really.Copy !req
1301. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
1302. I thought you were dying.Copy !req
1303. I didn't die on your toilet,
I'm not dying in your arms.Copy !req
1304. You son of a bitch.Copy !req
1305. Are they all gone? The bad guys?
Did you get them?Copy !req
1306. They been de-kaffirnated.Copy !req
1307. Don't make me laugh! Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
1308. Did anyone ever tell you...Copy !req
1309. you really are a beautiful man?Copy !req
1310. Give us a kiss before they come.Copy !req
1311. Where'd that bullet hit you anyway?Copy !req
1312. Don't make me laugh!Copy !req