1. Surprise!Copy !req
2. Happy birthday, Daddy!Copy !req
3. Happy birthday to youCopy !req
4. Happy birthday to youCopy !req
5. Happy birthday, dear Daddy
Happy birthday to you!Copy !req
6. Make a wish!Copy !req
7. I wish...
I'm not going to tell you.Copy !req
8. Come on, blow them out!Copy !req
9. Give me some sugar, girl.Copy !req
10. One more candle and the
smoke alarm would've gone off.Copy !req
11. The big 5-0.Copy !req
12. You know, your beard's getting gray.
Kind of makes you look old.Copy !req
13. It's all right. I still love you.Copy !req
14. Bye, Pa.Copy !req
15. Good morning!
Hi, Mrs. Murtaugh.Copy !req
16. Where's Rianne?
She's upstairs.Copy !req
17. Good morning.
Good morning.Copy !req
18. That's my bacon!
It's mine now.Copy !req
19. Don't you close doors around here?Copy !req
20. Baby, what's this on my tie?Copy !req
21. That is an ugly spot.Copy !req
22. Thanks. Sharp as a tack.Copy !req
23. I'm thinking of going on Jeopardy.Copy !req
24. Just don't take any
questions about cooking.Copy !req
25. Don't step in the egg!Copy !req
26. What am I thinking? I should have
checked the floor for egg!Copy !req
27. Do you know a man named
Michael Hunsaker?Copy !req
28. Michael Hunsaker?Copy !req
29. Jesus! Michael Hunsaker!Copy !req
30. - What did he want?
- Your office called.Copy !req
31. He's tried to reach you for three days.Copy !req
32. I haven't talked to him in...Copy !req
33. twelve years!Copy !req
34. Wait a minute.Copy !req
35. That would make me...Copy !req
36. fifty!Copy !req
37. That means that you're—Copy !req
38. We're not gonna discuss it.Copy !req
39. Forget the eggs.Copy !req
40. Roger?
Yeah, baby?Copy !req
41. How come I never heard
of Michael Hunsaker?Copy !req
42. Just never talked about him.Copy !req
43. Vietnam buddy?Copy !req
44. Eat your own cake. Vietnam buddy.Copy !req
45. Daddy?
Yeah, baby?Copy !req
46. Nick and the kids
left without me.Copy !req
47. He left without you? Come on,
I never get enough of my baby.Copy !req
48. This is my New Year's Eve dress.
Do you like it? Isn't it cool?Copy !req
49. It's beautiful.Copy !req
50. Have a good birthday.Copy !req
51. Goddamn heartbreaker!Copy !req
52. Happy birthday, Rog!Copy !req
53. Hey, happy birthday, Rog.Copy !req
54. - Lay off me.
- You got a spot on your tie.Copy !req
55. What do we got here?Copy !req
56. We got a hooker.Copy !req
57. No, it's Dixie. Would you please
tell these bozos to lay oh'?Copy !req
58. You bozos, lay off.Copy !req
59. Had a jumper here last night.
She saw it happen.Copy !req
60. Get her statement, send her home.Copy !req
61. Thanks. I'm beat.
You know how it is.Copy !req
62. All dressed up, no one to blow.Copy !req
63. You're hilarious!
I can't believe you damn cops!Copy !req
64. The jumper's name is Amanda Hunsaker.Copy !req
65. Age 22.Copy !req
66. Prostitute. One arrest,
no convictions. Born in Tennessee.Copy !req
67. - Parents—
- What was the name?Copy !req
68. The parents.Copy !req
69. Michael and Claire.Copy !req
70. You know them?Copy !req
71. Right. Find out who bought it,
who's paying the bills.Copy !req
72. - That will take some looking into.
- So look!Copy !req
73. Yeah.Copy !req
74. Hello, honey.Copy !req
75. Give me the number
for Michael Hunsaker.Copy !req
76. The man we talked about?
Your Vietnam buddy?Copy !req
77. - You just mentioned him this morning.
- What's wrong?Copy !req
78. His daughter just dove out a window.Copy !req
79. I got it.Copy !req
80. Hey.)'-Copy !req
81. Good, huh? Tasty? Smooth?Copy !req
82. Yeah, that's good.
You better fucking believe it.Copy !req
83. Let's do it. How much?Copy !req
84. How much for how much?Copy !req
85. For all of it.Copy !req
86. - You want it all? He wants it all.
He wants it all. Beautiful!Copy !req
87. All right!
And nice tree to put it under.Copy !req
88. - You want a tree?
- Yeah!Copy !req
89. I'll tell you what.Copy !req
90. I'll give you the best tree
on the lot for nothing.Copy !req
91. But the shit's gonna cost you...Copy !req
92. a hundred.Copy !req
93. That much?Copy !req
94. That's a fair price.Copy !req
95. Yeah. Hell...Copy !req
96. you only live once.Copy !req
97. Get this together here.Copy !req
98. 20,40...Copy !req
99. 60, 70...Copy !req
100. - What the fuck?
- Hey, man!Copy !req
101. Hey!Copy !req
102. Shut up, I'm losing count.Copy !req
103. 93, 94, 95, 96...Copy !req
104. Forget it, dumbshit!Copy !req
105. One hundred thousand!Copy !req
106. One hundred thousand dollars!Copy !req
107. A hundred thousand?Copy !req
108. I can't afford that. Not on my salary.
But look, I got a better idea.Copy !req
109. Let me say I take the whole stash
off your hands for free...Copy !req
110. and you assholes go to jail.
What do you say?Copy !req
111. I could read you your rights, but you
already know what your rights are.Copy !req
112. This badge ain't real.Copy !req
113. You ain't real.Copy !req
114. You sure are a crazy son of a bitch.Copy !req
115. I'm crazy?Copy !req
116. You think I am crazy?Copy !req
117. I'll show you...Copy !req
118. That's a real badge, I'm a real cop
and this is a real gun.Copy !req
119. Okay, pal.Copy !req
120. Noses in the dirt, assholes!Copy !req
121. Where's your buddy?Copy !req
122. What do you got?Copy !req
123. Three down and one loose.
He's got a red shirt.Copy !req
124. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
125. Freeze! Give me the gun! Up, up!Copy !req
126. How's it feel, sucker?Copy !req
127. Shoot him!Copy !req
128. Drop it!Copy !req
129. Shoot him! Shoot him!Copy !req
130. Shut the fuck up!
Shoot this prick!Copy !req
131. Shoot him! Somebody
shoot this prick!Copy !req
132. Shoot me.Copy !req
133. Shut up! Put them down!Copy !req
134. - I warn you! I'm going to shoot you!
- Shoot him!Copy !req
135. Shut the fuck up! Shut up!Copy !req
136. Shoot me! Shoot him!Copy !req
137. Get him out of there.Copy !req
138. It ain't worth it.Copy !req
139. Hey, wait up already!Copy !req
140. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
141. I miss you...Copy !req
142. Victoria Lynn.Copy !req
143. That's silly, isn't it?Copy !req
144. I'll see you later.Copy !req
145. I'll see you much later.Copy !req
146. Once more with feeling on three.Copy !req
147. Damn it, Cooley. Do it on three,
or go on the street.Copy !req
148. Silent nightCopy !req
149. Are you telling me
Riggs is playing a game?Copy !req
150. Sure. He wants the cash.
But he'll come around.Copy !req
151. That's a very dangerous
attitude to take.Copy !req
152. Remember, his wife of 11 years
was just killed in a car accident.Copy !req
153. - He pulls his gun when he shouldn't.
- I know all about him.Copy !req
154. He's a tough bastard.Copy !req
155. He's on the edge. I'm telling you,
he may be psychotic.Copy !req
156. That's a bunch of psych bullshit.Copy !req
157. You're making a mistake
by keeping him in the field.Copy !req
158. The man is suicidal.Copy !req
159. You're sure of that diagnosis?
You have no doubts?Copy !req
160. There are no absolutes in life.Copy !req
161. End of discussion.
We're going to wait.Copy !req
162. If he offs himself,
then we'll know I was wrong.Copy !req
163. You're making
a mistake, because if you're wrong—Copy !req
164. Asshole!Copy !req
165. Roger, you're
way behind the times.Copy !req
166. The guys in the 80s aren't tough.
They're sensitive people.Copy !req
167. They show emotions around women,
shit like that.Copy !req
168. I think I'm an 80s man.Copy !req
169. How do you figure?Copy !req
170. Last night...Copy !req
171. I cried in bed. How's that?Copy !req
172. Were you with a woman?Copy !req
173. I was alone. Why do you think
I was crying? Merry Christmas.Copy !req
174. Sounds like an 80s man to me.Copy !req
175. - News on the Hunsaker case.
- That was quick.Copy !req
176. So was the autopsy.
They're not calling it a suicide.Copy !req
177. Surprise. The coroner
found evidence she used barbiturates.Copy !req
178. Brilliant detective work.Copy !req
179. There were pills all over.Copy !req
180. Right. That's not the surprise.Copy !req
181. The surprise is the pills were doctored.Copy !req
182. The capsules were loaded
with drain cleaner.Copy !req
183. She'd have died anyway.Copy !req
184. This case stinks.Copy !req
185. You know,
you looked younger with the beard.Copy !req
186. Thanks, captain.Copy !req
187. You shaved the beard.Copy !req
188. Some detective.Copy !req
189. Two more things.Copy !req
190. The condition
of the sheets indicates...Copy !req
191. someone else was
in bed with Amanda. That'sCopy !req
192. What's "B"?Copy !req
193. "B" is, you're breaking in
a new partner on this.Copy !req
194. Partner again?Copy !req
195. Some cat on loan from Dope.
Real burnout, on the edge.Copy !req
196. Perfect.Copy !req
197. Gun!Copy !req
198. Rog, meet your new partner.Copy !req
199. I'm too old for this shit.Copy !req
200. There are those who
say you're a good cop.Copy !req
201. I try.Copy !req
202. I heard about the little
stunt yesterday. Pretty heroic.Copy !req
203. I pulled your file.Copy !req
204. Said you worked in the Phoenix
project in Vietnam. That right?Copy !req
205. Assassination stuff.
It's over, you know.Copy !req
206. What is?Copy !req
207. The war.Copy !req
208. Yes, I know.Copy !req
209. Just thought I'd remind you.Copy !req
210. That's some serious shit you carry.Copy !req
211. Be my guest.Copy !req
212. 9mm Beretta. Takes 15
in the mag, one up the pipe...Copy !req
213. wide ejection port, no feed jams.Copy !req
214. What have you got?Copy !req
215. Four-inch Smith.Copy !req
216. Six-shooter?Copy !req
217. A lot of old-timers carry those.Copy !req
218. File also said you're heavy
into martial arts.Copy !req
219. Tai chi and all that killer stuff.Copy !req
220. I suppose we have to register you
as a lethal weapon.Copy !req
221. Let's just cut the shit.
We both know why I was transferred.Copy !req
222. Everybody thinks I'm suicidal,
so nobody wants to work with me.Copy !req
223. Some think I'm faking
to draw psycho pension...Copy !req
224. so nobody wants to work with me.
Basically, I'm fucked.Copy !req
225. Guess what?Copy !req
226. - I don't want to work with you.
- Then don't.Copy !req
227. Ain't got no choice.
Looks like we both got fucked.Copy !req
228. Terrific.Copy !req
229. God hates me, is what it is.Copy !req
230. Hate him back. It works for me.Copy !req
231. Good afternoon, Mr. Mendez.
How you doing?Copy !req
232. Did you pat him down?Copy !req
233. We went through this already.
Go through it again.Copy !req
234. Who are you?Copy !req
235. That's hardly important,
but you may call me Mr. Joshua.Copy !req
236. Let's go.Copy !req
237. Great, swell. Mr. Joshua, huh?Copy !req
238. General, Mr. Mendez is here.Copy !req
239. You call this music? I can get
a better band for half the price.Copy !req
240. I don't want to hear any of this shit.
Let's get it right.Copy !req
241. Mr. Mendez, how are you?Copy !req
242. I'm fine.Copy !req
243. Where did you get him?
Psychos "R" Us?Copy !req
244. I don't think you're funny.Copy !req
245. I don't think this whole
goddamn setup is funny.Copy !req
246. You're using mercenaries.
Tell me I'm wrong!Copy !req
247. You're not wrong.Copy !req
248. And you expect me to trust these bozos?Copy !req
249. My people are loyal to me.Copy !req
250. Bullshit.Copy !req
251. Do you smoke?Copy !req
252. What does that have to do with it?Copy !req
253. Do you smoke?Copy !req
254. Yeah.Copy !req
255. Give me your lighter.Copy !req
256. - My lighter?
Your lighter!Copy !req
257. Okay. Right here.Copy !req
258. Here. Take it.Copy !req
259. What the fuck is wrong with you guys?Copy !req
260. Shut your mouth!Copy !req
261. Shut up!Copy !req
262. And don't move.Copy !req
263. Mr. Joshua, your left arm, please.Copy !req
264. Hey, you guys are fucking gone.
You know what I am saying?Copy !req
265. Jesus Christ, man!Copy !req
266. You guys are fucking
crazy, man. Come on!Copy !req
267. Have Endo look at that, Mr. Joshua.Copy !req
268. Yes, sir.Copy !req
269. You wish to do business with us, yes?Copy !req
270. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
271. You wish to make a purchase, yes?Copy !req
272. Yes, yes! Jesus Christ, yes.Copy !req
273. You guys are out there like
fucking Pluto, man. You're gone!Copy !req
274. The heroin will be here Friday night.
We'll make delivery at that time.Copy !req
275. Have the money ready, and no tricks.Copy !req
276. If you try anything,
you'll have to talk to Mr. Joshua.Copy !req
277. Right. Joshua. I got you.Copy !req
278. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
279. Yeah, right. You too, pal.Copy !req
280. Mike...Copy !req
281. the autopsy report showed
that Amanda was poisoned.Copy !req
282. Even if she hadn't jumped
she'd still be dead.Copy !req
283. - She was murdered.
- Murdered?Copy !req
284. Jesus!Copy !req
285. I can't take this.
I just can't take this.Copy !req
286. Mike...Copy !req
287. Why did you try
to get in touch with me?Copy !req
288. I heard that you were...Copy !req
289. Somebody told me you were
working out here.Copy !req
290. I thought you could get her out.Copy !req
291. Get her out of what?Copy !req
292. Get her out of the stuff she was into.
She was making...Copy !req
293. videotapes.Copy !req
294. Pornographic...Copy !req
295. videotapes.Copy !req
296. I thought maybe you could just
get her out. Help her.Copy !req
297. Easy, Mike.Copy !req
298. You owe me, Roger.Copy !req
299. Remember?Copy !req
300. Yeah.Copy !req
301. I remember.Copy !req
302. I want you to find whoever's
responsible for this...Copy !req
303. however many of them there are.Copy !req
304. I know you can do it.
Just find them and kill them.Copy !req
305. I'm a police officer.Copy !req
306. I don't give a shit
that you're a police officer!Copy !req
307. Kill them! Just kill them!Copy !req
308. Wait. Wait, Rog.Copy !req
309. Come on. You find them
and you kill them.Copy !req
310. You can do that. You owe me.Copy !req
311. I owe you.Copy !req
312. Gotta go, man.Copy !req
313. What did he mean
when he said you owed him?Copy !req
314. We served together in 1965.Copy !req
315. Ia Drang Valley. Saved my life.
Took a bayonet in the lungs.Copy !req
316. - That was nice of him.
- I thought so.Copy !req
317. - Want me to drive?
- You're supposed to be suicidal.Copy !req
318. Anybody who drives
in this town is suicidal.Copy !req
319. All units, possible jumper
at Santa Monica and Orlando.Copy !req
320. 7-A-21, handle code two.Copy !req
321. - All units, come in, please
- Gotcha!Copy !req
322. - What's the number of the car?
- 3-William-56.Copy !req
323. 3-William-56 en route.
I love this job! It's so exciting!Copy !req
324. Copy.
Police psychologist on the wayCopy !req
325. Hey, boss, can we put the sirens on?Copy !req
326. Guys, I'm glad you're here.Copy !req
327. - Where's the psychologist?
- Stuck in traffic.Copy !req
328. Who's this guy?Copy !req
329. Name's McCleary. He was at an
office party and just went outside.Copy !req
330. - You think he'll go?
- Seems serious enough. Who knows?Copy !req
331. - I can handle this.
- Are you qualified?Copy !req
332. - I've done it before.
- You're elected.Copy !req
333. - No guns, just bring him down.
- Roger.Copy !req
334. 1 O-4Copy !req
335. Who are you?
- Riggs, homicide.Copy !req
336. He's over there on the end.Copy !req
337. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
338. Leave me alone!Copy !req
339. What are you doing?Copy !req
340. None of your damn business!Copy !req
341. Fair enough.Copy !req
342. I'm just going to
come out there, okay?Copy !req
343. Don't!
You touch me, I'm gonna jump!Copy !req
344. Take it easy, for chrissake!Copy !req
345. I don't like this
any better than you do.Copy !req
346. I can't stand heights.Copy !req
347. This makes me dizzy.Copy !req
348. Just give me a chance
to talk to you.Copy !req
349. I'm gonna stand
on the ledge with you.Copy !req
350. Don't go. Not out on the ledge.Copy !req
351. You're not the first guy
to think of this, you know.Copy !req
352. A lot of people got problems
during this season.Copy !req
353. - You know shit!
- No, you're wrong, pal.Copy !req
354. You know nothing! Don't touch me!Copy !req
355. I didn't do anything wrong!Copy !req
356. I know that. It's not like
you're murdering anyone.Copy !req
357. That's right!
That's right.Copy !req
358. The only one I hurt is me! Me!Copy !req
359. That's right. I know
you're hurting. I get it.Copy !req
360. Don't come near me!Copy !req
361. Give me a break.
My boss is watching me.Copy !req
362. I got to make it look
like I'm trying to save you.Copy !req
363. Come on.Copy !req
364. I'm just gonna stand here
and talk to you. That's all.Copy !req
365. You won't try nothing?Copy !req
366. I'm square with you.
I won't try a thing.Copy !req
367. You think I want to fall off?
I promise, I'll just talk to you.Copy !req
368. All right.Copy !req
369. Here, you want a cigarette?
Come on, let's smoke, okay?Copy !req
370. Yeah.Copy !req
371. Go on, take it.Copy !req
372. Take our time and both die of cancer.Copy !req
373. Here.Copy !req
374. Hate you to leave without me.Copy !req
375. - Oh, no.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
376. See this key?Copy !req
377. Bye-bye!Copy !req
378. You're crazy!Copy !req
379. You can jump, but you'd take me
with you, making you a murderer.Copy !req
380. - You bastard!
- You'd be killing a cop.Copy !req
381. Yeah, a psycho nut cop!Copy !req
382. I'm still a cop.
You coming in?Copy !req
383. - I'm jumping!
- Do you really wanna jump?Copy !req
384. Do you wanna?
That's fine with me. Come on!Copy !req
385. Let's do it, asshole.Copy !req
386. I want to do it.Copy !req
387. Shit!Copy !req
388. Help!Copy !req
389. You want to go up again?Copy !req
390. Come on, it was great.Copy !req
391. Help me! Help me loose!Copy !req
392. He's trying to kill me!Copy !req
393. Did you see that?
He's out of his mind! He's crazy!Copy !req
394. I want my cuffs back.Copy !req
395. - Don't you touch me!
- What the fuck did you just do?Copy !req
396. I controlled the jump!
You wanted him down? He's down!Copy !req
397. Come here!Copy !req
398. Come here with me!Copy !req
399. Get in here!Copy !req
400. Okay, no bullshit!
You want to kill yourself?Copy !req
401. Shut up! Yes or no?
You want to die?Copy !req
402. I got the job done!Copy !req
403. Just answer the question!Copy !req
404. What do you want to hear, man?Copy !req
405. That sometimes I think about
eating a bullet?Copy !req
406. Well, I do!Copy !req
407. I got a special one for the occasion,
with a hollow point.Copy !req
408. Make sure it blows
the back of my goddamn head out!Copy !req
409. Every day I wake up and think
of a reason not to do it.Copy !req
410. Every single day.Copy !req
411. And you know why I don't?
This is gonna make you laugh.Copy !req
412. The job. Doing the job.
That's the reason.Copy !req
413. - You want to die!
- I don't. I'm not afraid of it.Copy !req
414. Here, take my gun. Don't nibble
on the barrel, pull the trigger.Copy !req
415. Be my guest!
Go ahead, if you're serious!Copy !req
416. You shouldn't tempt me.Copy !req
417. In your mouth. Bullet may go
through your ear and not kill you.Copy !req
418. Under the chin's just as good!Copy !req
419. Ow!Copy !req
420. You're not trying
to draw a psycho pension.Copy !req
421. You really are crazy.Copy !req
422. I'm hungry. I'm gonna go
and get something to eat.Copy !req
423. I don't know. There's
something eating away at this guy.Copy !req
424. I think he's on the edge.
I think Riggs has a death wish.Copy !req
425. Terrific. So you're
saying I should worry?Copy !req
426. I think you should worry.Copy !req
427. When he goes,
you don't want to be near him.Copy !req
428. Thank you, doctor.
You've been very helpful.Copy !req
429. You're welcome.Copy !req
430. I'm too old for this shit.Copy !req
431. You hungry?Copy !req
432. No! I'm not hungry.Copy !req
433. Want me to drive?
No! I'll drive!Copy !req
434. Get in that side!Copy !req
435. You drive.Copy !req
436. You get a bad personal call?
Did the stock market crash?Copy !req
437. Don't worry. Here, have a French fry.Copy !req
438. Fifty years old. What a birthday.
Fifty years old!Copy !req
439. Been on the force 20 years, not
a scratch on me. Got a wife, kids...Copy !req
440. house, boat. I can kiss it all
goodbye because of your death wish.Copy !req
441. My life is over.Copy !req
442. Would you just shut up here!Copy !req
443. Why are you talking to me anyway?
I'm a dead man!Copy !req
444. I was driving before you were
an itch in your daddy's pants.Copy !req
445. - I didn't know that.
- Know what?Copy !req
446. That it was your birthday today.Copy !req
447. It was yesterday.Copy !req
448. Well, happy birthday for yesterday.Copy !req
449. Sincerely. Happy birthday, man.Copy !req
450. Thanks.Copy !req
451. Maybe we'll stay alive long enough
for me to buy you a present.Copy !req
452. Don't thank me now.Copy !req
453. It's the least I can do after
all the kindness you've shown me.Copy !req
454. Are you gonna tell me
where we're going?Copy !req
455. Are we together on this?Copy !req
456. Beverly Hills. We got an address
on Amanda Hunsaker's meal ticket.Copy !req
457. Remember, he's not a suspect yet.Copy !req
458. So we question him, not damage him.Copy !req
459. I won't hurt. You do all the talking.Copy !req
460. Let me do all the talking.Copy !req
461. Experience counts here.Copy !req
462. You're not gonna smoke here.
Well, I am.Copy !req
463. What? Does this bother you?Copy !req
464. It bothers me.Copy !req
465. Does it?
Yeah.Copy !req
466. I'll open a window.Copy !req
467. That's not the point.
I have to take care of myself.Copy !req
468. 4241 coming up.Copy !req
469. Bingo.Copy !req
470. Do we have a warrant?
We don't need one.Copy !req
471. Didn't take them long, huh?Copy !req
472. Hey, guys, go on in!
Make yourselves at home!Copy !req
473. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
474. Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!Copy !req
475. Don't need a warrant with an invitation.Copy !req
476. I saw this place on
"Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless."Copy !req
477. Get the door.Copy !req
478. Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.Copy !req
479. Looks like the Garden of Eden.
Look at this!Copy !req
480. Paradise.Copy !req
481. Isn't that sweet?Copy !req
482. I'm thinking probable cause.Copy !req
483. Get the girls!Copy !req
484. Okay, asshole!Copy !req
485. Move! Come on! Get out!Copy !req
486. Fast! Move!Copy !req
487. Get your hands on that tree
and face each other!Copy !req
488. Hands in front of you!Copy !req
489. My leg—
Don't move. I'll break your arm.Copy !req
490. Got them!Copy !req
491. Show me your hands!Copy !req
492. Right now!Copy !req
493. Put your hands out there!Copy !req
494. See how easy that was?Copy !req
495. Boom! Still alive.
Now we question him. You know why?Copy !req
496. Because I didn't shoot him
or jump off a building with him.Copy !req
497. The building guy lived.Copy !req
498. The point being, no killing.Copy !req
499. - No killing, right.
- Right.Copy !req
500. Piece of cake. Now I'm happy.Copy !req
501. Read him his rights.
I'll stand here being happy.Copy !req
502. He's got a gun!Copy !req
503. Oops.Copy !req
504. You ever met anybody you didn't kill?Copy !req
505. Well, I haven't killed you yet.Copy !req
506. Don't do me no favors.Copy !req
507. Don't you worry.Copy !req
508. The coroner gave the body
a ride downtown.Copy !req
509. I guess we can get out of here.Copy !req
510. I'm sorry about that shit
I said out there.Copy !req
511. You saved my life. Thank you.Copy !req
512. I bet that hurt to say.Copy !req
513. You'll never know.Copy !req
514. Let's get a bite to eat.Copy !req
515. Get my shoes on.Copy !req
516. Mom, Rog is coming.
Okay, Carrie.Copy !req
517. Here's my welcoming committee!
Where's my daughter? Which one—?Copy !req
518. Come on, Daddy.
This one's my daughter!Copy !req
519. Home, both of you. Dinnertime.Copy !req
520. How are you doing?Copy !req
521. I am doing all right.Copy !req
522. Is that a crook?Copy !req
523. No, this is my new partner, Martin.Copy !req
524. - Carrie.
- Carrie?Copy !req
525. I'm glad you're home at a sensible hour.Copy !req
526. Well, I try to be a sensible dad.Copy !req
527. Come on in, Martin.Copy !req
528. Yeah, close the door.Copy !req
529. Hello, Nick. Get your legs
off the arm of the couch.Copy !req
530. How you doing? ls Mommy
in the kitchen? Let's sneak up on her.Copy !req
531. Hello, baby!
I want you to meet—Copy !req
532. I'd like you to meet
Daddy's new partner.Copy !req
533. Martin Riggs.
How are you?Copy !req
534. - This is my wife, Trish.
- Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
535. Martin's going to join us for dinner.Copy !req
536. - Roast okay with you?
- What's for dinner?Copy !req
537. We'll see what's for dinner.Copy !req
538. This is a brown, sticky—Copy !req
539. It's roast.Copy !req
540. How about a brown, roast-like substance?Copy !req
541. - Roger, you're being an asshole.
- I try not to be.Copy !req
542. Want a drink?
- What do you got?Copy !req
543. We have Canadian Mist...Copy !req
544. You like Canadian Mist?
Honey, it's in the back.Copy !req
545. How come we didn't have fish?
I thought we had fish tonight.Copy !req
546. Don't worry about the fish.Copy !req
547. Getting defensive—
Ever go fishing?Copy !req
548. Not since I was a kid.
I used to go spear fishing.Copy !req
549. All I caught was a cold.Copy !req
550. I got that boat out there.Copy !req
551. Rianne, get the dessert.Copy !req
552. Rianne! Your mother said
get the dessert.Copy !req
553. Get the dessert. Get to it!
- Shut up.Copy !req
554. Catalina Island. Nothing
exciting, but I catch my allotment.Copy !req
555. You can catch a few things out there.
I caught my wife out there.Copy !req
556. Nice fishing out there.Copy !req
557. Mr. Riggs, care for a tart?Copy !req
558. Thank you, yes. Call me Martin.Copy !req
559. Martin.Copy !req
560. Mr. Riggs.Copy !req
561. Sit down.Copy !req
562. Rianne, it's not the first time
we've had company.Copy !req
563. My name is Carrie, I'm no fairy
My sister's cherryCopy !req
564. She's in love with a guy
named Martin—Copy !req
565. Nicholas!Copy !req
566. Come on. It was really good!Copy !req
567. Yeah, Dad! Why don't you try it?Copy !req
568. It was good.Copy !req
569. Yeah, there you go.Copy !req
570. I'm gonna find a partner
My name is RogerCopy !req
571. And I need to be modger
And a secret hodgerCopy !req
572. You need some help.Copy !req
573. I am awful!Copy !req
574. Hey, sarge! Thanks for
taking out the garbage.Copy !req
575. But, honey, I'm entertaining our guest.Copy !req
576. What do you think?Copy !req
577. It's nice. You know
anything about boats?Copy !req
578. I know what they cost.
Can you sail this?Copy !req
579. What's wrong with you?
It's not a sailboat.Copy !req
580. That's what I thought.Copy !req
581. There's no trick. That's the front,
that's the back, water all around.Copy !req
582. Why you gotta make things
so complicated?Copy !req
583. Here.Copy !req
584. Thanks.Copy !req
585. I don't. Things get complicated
all by themselves.Copy !req
586. You mean Amanda Hunsaker's murder, huh?Copy !req
587. Did I mention that? I didn't.Copy !req
588. Didn't have to.
I can read your mind.Copy !req
589. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
590. - Why is there a problem?
- There's no problem.Copy !req
591. You got one dead girl
and one dead guy.Copy !req
592. The guy kills the girl. We kill him
because he wants us to be dead guys.Copy !req
593. That's easy for you to say.Copy !req
594. A sugar daddy is dealing drugs.Copy !req
595. She said, did or saw something
she wasn't supposed to.Copy !req
596. He pitches her off the balcony
into the sweet by-and-by.Copy !req
597. That's why he came at us
with a shotgun today.Copy !req
598. I'm sorry. It's just a little too neat.
I can't swallow it.Copy !req
599. Of course it's neat.
What's wrong with neat? I like neat.Copy !req
600. By neat, you mean simple.Copy !req
601. You okay?
Watch out!Copy !req
602. What button did you push?Copy !req
603. Where's my manual?Copy !req
604. Is this what you're
looking for, captain?Copy !req
605. You asshole!Copy !req
606. Daddy? Didn't mean to interrupt
an intellectual conversation...Copy !req
607. Mark asked me to a club tomorrow night.Copy !req
608. - You're grounded. You know that.
- Please, Daddy?Copy !req
609. Which one is Mark?Copy !req
610. - The blond one.
- With pits in his face?Copy !req
611. Those are dimples.Copy !req
612. Pits. When he smiles, I can see
through his head. The answer is no.Copy !req
613. Have a heart, Rog.Copy !req
614. Hey, buddy. She smoked pot
in the house. She's grounded.Copy !req
615. Why can I have a beer
and I can't smoke a joint?Copy !req
616. It's not coke, you know.Copy !req
617. I'll tell you why.
Because now, at this moment...Copy !req
618. beer is legal, grass ain't.
Right or wrong?Copy !req
619. - It's wrong.
- Right.Copy !req
620. Right.Copy !req
621. They sit there drinking
six-packs and I get grounded.Copy !req
622. I'm gonna go home.Copy !req
623. Did we resolve anything here tonight?Copy !req
624. Yeah, we resolved plenty.Copy !req
625. We know your wife
takes out the garbage...Copy !req
626. your daughter smokes grass
and it's illegal...Copy !req
627. and you don't know
a lot about boats.Copy !req
628. You got a hell of a nice family there.Copy !req
629. Thank you.Copy !req
630. I enjoyed the meal. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
631. Bullshit. But thanks anyway.Copy !req
632. You don't trust me at all, do you?Copy !req
633. I tell you what. You make it through
tomorrow without killing anybody...Copy !req
634. especially me or yourself,
then I'll start trusting you.Copy !req
635. Fair enough.Copy !req
636. I do it real good, you know.Copy !req
637. Do what?Copy !req
638. When I was 19, I did a guy
in Laos from 1000 yards out.Copy !req
639. A rifle shot in high wind.Copy !req
640. Maybe eight...Copy !req
641. or even ten guys in the world
could have made that shot.Copy !req
642. It's the only thing I was ever good at.Copy !req
643. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
644. Yeah, see you.Copy !req
645. Hey, Riggs...Copy !req
646. Yo.Copy !req
647. You really like my wife's cooking?Copy !req
648. No.Copy !req
649. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
650. Get out of there, Burbank.Copy !req
651. This is cute.Copy !req
652. What have we got here?
"Police evidence."Copy !req
653. Morning, Roger.
Here, have some coffee.Copy !req
654. I've been doing a lot of thinking
about the night Amanda Hunsaker died.Copy !req
655. - How did you get in?
- Trish let me in.Copy !req
656. - What time is it?
- Daytime.Copy !req
657. The night Amanda Hunsaker died, she—Copy !req
658. What was the name of that hooker
who witnessed the jump?Copy !req
659. Come on, we got to get up
and catch bad guys today.Copy !req
660. I'll get a shower.Copy !req
661. What was the name of that hooker?Copy !req
662. Century City isn't her turf.
Her name is Dixie!Copy !req
663. Give me that cup.
And get out of here!Copy !req
664. Someone was in bed with Amanda
the night she died.Copy !req
665. Until now, we assumed it was a man.Copy !req
666. Suppose it was Dixie.Copy !req
667. Disgusting, but okay. Let's say Dixie
put the drain cleaner in her pills.Copy !req
668. Say someone paid her.Copy !req
669. She thinks, "Amanda swallows a couple
downers and she's dead." Then Dixie—Copy !req
670. If it was her.Copy !req
671. If it was her. She's got plenty of time
to spritz the place up and get out.Copy !req
672. But Amanda jumps out the window.Copy !req
673. Or Dixie pushes her.Copy !req
674. She has to make a quick exit
because the body's public.Copy !req
675. So she hauls ass downstairs.Copy !req
676. People are saying, "What happened?"Copy !req
677. Somebody spots her,
and she says, "Shit!"Copy !req
678. That's right, she says, "Shit!"Copy !req
679. The point being that now
she has to cover her ass.Copy !req
680. So she grabs a flatfoot and says,
"Officer, I saw the whole thing."Copy !req
681. Right.Copy !req
682. Right.Copy !req
683. That's pretty fucking thin.Copy !req
684. That's very thin.Copy !req
685. Thin's my middle name.Copy !req
686. Your wife's cooking, I'm not surprised.Copy !req
687. What?
Nothing.Copy !req
688. Those remarks won't get you
invited to Christmas dinner.Copy !req
689. My luck's changing
for the better every day.Copy !req
690. All right, baby, come to Roger.Copy !req
691. Center mass.Copy !req
692. Read them and weep.Copy !req
693. Do you sleep with that thing?Copy !req
694. I would if I slept.Copy !req
695. Step back. Let me show
what an old man can do.Copy !req
696. Just warming up,
just warming up.Copy !req
697. Watch carefully.Copy !req
698. Hey! Look at that, will you?
Not bad for an old man.Copy !req
699. Step aside, old man.Copy !req
700. Have a nice day.Copy !req
701. Shit!Copy !req
702. Uh-oh! The policemen are here!Copy !req
703. Yeah, you're right.
Hello, policemen!Copy !req
704. Hi.Copy !req
705. Hi.Copy !req
706. How you doing?
Fine.Copy !req
707. Are you going to bust Dixie?Copy !req
708. We're just going over there
for a cup of coffee.Copy !req
709. We're going over here to have breakfast.Copy !req
710. You're gonna bust Dixie!Copy !req
711. You're gonna bust Dixie!Copy !req
712. You're gonna bust Dixie!Copy !req
713. You're gonna bust Dixie!Copy !req
714. - Like I said, thin.
- Probably nothing.Copy !req
715. Did you see that? Wasn't that great?Copy !req
716. What are you, a fag?Copy !req
717. Your coat's on fire!Copy !req
718. Probably nothing.
Thin. Very thin.Copy !req
719. You guys okay? Got all
your fingers and toes?Copy !req
720. Three-William-56.Copy !req
721. We got a fire and explosion
at 111th and Larch.Copy !req
722. Request ambulance and fire department.Copy !req
723. Do it again! Do it again!Copy !req
724. Give me a break, guys.
Enough, enough!Copy !req
725. Do you think Dixie was home?Copy !req
726. What you got?Copy !req
727. Part of the device.Copy !req
728. This is artwork.
This is goddamn artwork.Copy !req
729. This is real pro stuff. I haven't seen
anything like this since the war.Copy !req
730. The CIA used to hire mercs.
They used the exact same setup.Copy !req
731. Mercury switches, gaflooey!
That's heavy shit.Copy !req
732. Guys!Copy !req
733. We got something.
The detective wants to see you.Copy !req
734. Okay, here it is.Copy !req
735. Some kids playing this morning...Copy !req
736. one saw a guy checking the meter.Copy !req
737. - Where?
- Here at Dixie's.Copy !req
738. He was playing under the porch.
Says he saw the guy pretty good.Copy !req
739. - It could be a break.
- Those kids are 6 years old.Copy !req
740. - You call the gas company?
- Sure did.Copy !req
741. No one's supposed to check
that meter for at least a month.Copy !req
742. Let me handle this.
Be my guest.Copy !req
743. He's the little fellow that saw the guy.Copy !req
744. My name is Detective Murtaugh.
What's yours?Copy !req
745. - Don't tell him your name.
- He'll put you in jail.Copy !req
746. You won't see your mom.Copy !req
747. It's all right. I won't
put you in jail. What's your name?Copy !req
748. - Don't tell him, Alfred.
Alfred!Copy !req
749. This is Alfred! Hey, meet Alfred.
This is Alfred.Copy !req
750. Alfred, hi! How old are you?Copy !req
751. Six.Copy !req
752. Six years old. I bet you like Go-Bots.Copy !req
753. Is that a real gun?Copy !req
754. Yeah, this is a real gun.Copy !req
755. Do you kill people?Copy !req
756. No. If some guy is hurting someone,
I try to shoot him in the leg...Copy !req
757. just to stop him.Copy !req
758. Mama says policemen shoot black people.Copy !req
759. Is it true?
Yeah, is it true?Copy !req
760. Is that true?Copy !req
761. Maybe we ought to get
the kids some—Copy !req
762. Ice cream.Copy !req
763. You like ice cream?Copy !req
764. Yeah! Ice cream!Copy !req
765. No, not you, Alfred.Copy !req
766. Now, Alfred...Copy !req
767. The man you saw,
did you get a good look at him?Copy !req
768. - I saw him.
- Great!Copy !req
769. Picture him in your head.
Close your eyes.Copy !req
770. Think what he looks like.Copy !req
771. Got it?Copy !req
772. Can you draw him?Copy !req
773. Give me some drawing paper
and crayons.Copy !req
774. - This is good.
- Can it, man.Copy !req
775. We're gonna put out
an APB on Big Bird.Copy !req
776. "All units. Large
yellow bird, silly voice."Copy !req
777. You're hilarious, Martin. It's enough.Copy !req
778. Tell me what he looks like.Copy !req
779. Was he black?Copy !req
780. Was he white?Copy !req
781. Was he tall?Copy !req
782. Tall like me?Copy !req
783. What color was his hair? Brown?Copy !req
784. Black?Copy !req
785. Blond?Copy !req
786. His hair was blond.Copy !req
787. What did he have on?
Did he have jeans on?Copy !req
788. It was paint.Copy !req
789. Pained?Copy !req
790. I don't know.Copy !req
791. Pain...Copy !req
792. Painted?Copy !req
793. Painted. A tattoo?Copy !req
794. Like Popeye?
A tattoo like Popeye? No'?Copy !req
795. It was that.Copy !req
796. Like that?Copy !req
797. Exactly like that?Copy !req
798. I saw it good. This is it.Copy !req
799. I remember.Copy !req
800. Are you sure?Copy !req
801. It had a knife, even.Copy !req
802. Roger, that's a Special Forces tattoo.Copy !req
803. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
804. A Special Forces tattoo,
mercury switches...Copy !req
805. What the hell
have we gotten into here?Copy !req
806. Yeah. Here.Copy !req
807. Wonder if there's an opening
in the fire department?Copy !req
808. Want to tell me about it?Copy !req
809. About What?
Don't bullshit me.Copy !req
810. Your daughter wasn't killed
for something she was into.Copy !req
811. She was killed
for something you're into.Copy !req
812. Stop me if I'm wrong.Copy !req
813. I don't know what you mean.Copy !req
814. Keep your hands
away from your pocket, okay?Copy !req
815. - Easy, man.
- Fuck easy.Copy !req
816. You called me the other day
to blow the whistle, right?Copy !req
817. Blow the whistle on what?Copy !req
818. You were going to spill your guts,
so they killed your daughter.Copy !req
819. Tell me if I'm wrong.
Talk to me!Copy !req
820. They killed your daughter.Copy !req
821. They paid off a hooker to poison
your little girl.Copy !req
822. Chrissake!
I've got another daughter.Copy !req
823. - She'll be protected.
- You don't know these people.Copy !req
824. Acquaint me with them.Copy !req
825. It goes back to the war.Copy !req
826. I worked with a group called
Air America. CIA front.Copy !req
827. They secretly ran
the entire war out of Laos.Copy !req
828. I was with a special unit called
Shadow Company. Trained killers.Copy !req
829. When Charlie brought in heroin
to finance the VC government...Copy !req
830. Shadow Company burned
the whole thing down.Copy !req
831. We killed everybody.Copy !req
832. We also formed a plan.Copy !req
833. Keep talking.Copy !req
834. A few years ago, Shadow Company
got together again.Copy !req
835. The war was over.Copy !req
836. - But we still had our sources in Asia.
- And?Copy !req
837. We've been bringing it in
ever since.Copy !req
838. Bringing in what?Copy !req
839. Heroin.Copy !req
840. Two major shipments a year.Copy !req
841. It's all run by ex-CIA.Copy !req
842. Soldiers, mercs.Copy !req
843. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
844. If you had cold feet, why did
they kill Amanda? Why not you?Copy !req
845. - They can't. They need me.
- Why?Copy !req
846. My company is a perfect front. Makes
everything look great on tax reports.Copy !req
847. This is big business, Roger.Copy !req
848. Not anymore.Copy !req
849. I'm gonna burn it down.Copy !req
850. You can't. It's too big.Copy !req
851. These people are trained,
expert killers.Copy !req
852. Tell me about your next shipment:
Where it's coming in, how many—Copy !req
853. I can't tell you that, Roger.
I can't.Copy !req
854. I have another daughter. You can't
protect her. I'm in this too deep.Copy !req
855. Heroin.
You got off easy, you son of a bitch!Copy !req
856. You through?Copy !req
857. I haven't even started.Copy !req
858. Gen. McAllister, this is
Delta One. We're coming in. Over.Copy !req
859. Your mission is accomplished?
Yes, sir.Copy !req
860. Mr. Hunsaker is dead, sir.Copy !req
861. I'm afraid, however,
that another problem existsCopy !req
862. What is it? ExplainCopy !req
863. Hunsaker spoke to the police.Copy !req
864. Are they dead?
No, I missed the opportunity.Copy !req
865. Very disappointing. So the
police may know the whole operation?Copy !req
866. That is correct, sir.Copy !req
867. Joshua, it's time
we turned up the heat.Copy !req
868. Come on home.Copy !req
869. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
870. What's a nice Irish girl
like you doing out here?Copy !req
871. I'm looking for a guy,
had this girl in his stable.Copy !req
872. - Never seen her.
- She's in your line of work. You sure?Copy !req
873. - Sure. Why?
- I'm a police officer.Copy !req
874. Don't worry, I won't drag your
ass to jail—Copy !req
875. You wore your vest.Copy !req
876. That was smart, kid. Come on.Copy !req
877. Hold on! I'm on your side.Copy !req
878. Son of a bitch, that hurts!Copy !req
879. I'm pissed, Roger! Now I'm pissed.Copy !req
880. Look at your face!Copy !req
881. Two inches higher,
he'd have hit your head.Copy !req
882. Two inches lower,
I'd be a falsetto for life.Copy !req
883. I bet you'd sound nice too.Copy !req
884. Where's my gun?
Here.Copy !req
885. Oh, shit! Roger!Copy !req
886. The guy who shot me...Copy !req
887. The same albino jackrabbit
son of a bitch that did Hunsaker.Copy !req
888. - You sure?
- I'm sure, man.Copy !req
889. I never forget an asshole.Copy !req
890. I got ani dea.Copy !req
891. We fly first class to Detroit
and lay low for a couple weeks.Copy !req
892. Come on, be serious.
What do we do?Copy !req
893. What else?Copy !req
894. We bury the fuckers.
And you know what else?Copy !req
895. We do this right, we get famous.
Do shaving ads. Girls. Money.Copy !req
896. With our luck, we'll do
Forest Lawn commercials.Copy !req
897. Bullshit! We got the edge.Copy !req
898. Roger, they think I'm dead.
I'm a corpse.Copy !req
899. Brilliant.Copy !req
900. Brilliant shit!Copy !req
901. 3-William-56.
We got a body for you.Copy !req
902. He was at Hunsaker's place.
I saw him, he saw me.Copy !req
903. Get someone else to do it, okay?Copy !req
904. Captain says give it to you.
About two blocks from your house.Copy !req
905. Yeah, sure. He's probably blond
with big dimples.Copy !req
906. How did you know that, sarge?Copy !req
907. - Get in here!
- What's the matter?Copy !req
908. Trouble.Copy !req
909. They just gave a description
of the kid my daughter's dating.Copy !req
910. Let's be dark and quiet.Copy !req
911. One, two...Copy !req
912. The bastards got my daughter.Copy !req
913. What is it?Copy !req
914. Nothing.Copy !req
915. What is it?
Nothing!Copy !req
916. Get back in your room.
Back in your room!Copy !req
917. Murtaugh.Copy !req
918. You have a beautiful daughter.Copy !req
919. I'd stick by the phone to find out
where to meet us.Copy !req
920. They got my kid.Copy !req
921. Bastards took my baby.Copy !req
922. Sgt. McCaskey, pick up line three.Copy !req
923. Homicide, McCaskey speaking.Copy !req
924. This is KCOP news.Copy !req
925. We heard an officer was shot tonight.
Can you give us more information?Copy !req
926. Sgt. Martin Riggs was shot and killed.
Who is this?Copy !req
927. We'll send somebody right over.Copy !req
928. Bingo! Riggs is out of the picture.Copy !req
929. I want Murtaugh taken alive.Copy !req
930. He may not talk.Copy !req
931. We have his little girl.
He'll talk.Copy !req
932. You know they're gonna kill her,
don't you?Copy !req
933. Yes.Copy !req
934. And if you want her back,
you'll have to take her away from them.Copy !req
935. I know.Copy !req
936. We do this my way.
You shoot and you shoot to kill.Copy !req
937. Get as many as you can.
All you got to do is just not miss.Copy !req
938. I won't miss.Copy !req
939. We're going to get bloody on this one.Copy !req
940. Are you really crazy?Copy !req
941. Or are you as good
as you say you are?Copy !req
942. You're gonna have to trust me.Copy !req
943. Here we go.Copy !req
944. Murtaugh.Copy !req
945. We don't want your daughter.
We want to know what Hunsaker told you.Copy !req
946. Dry lake. Victorville.
Sunrise tomorrow. Be there.Copy !req
947. Murtaugh!Copy !req
948. Yes, that's right.Copy !req
949. Show me my daughter!Copy !req
950. Let me see her, then I'll come quietly.Copy !req
951. He wants to see the girl.Copy !req
952. Get out.Copy !req
953. Daddy!Copy !req
954. Okay, baby! I'm here.Copy !req
955. Okay, it's all right.Copy !req
956. Simple exchange.Copy !req
957. You come with us,
the girl takes a walk.Copy !req
958. Let her go now.Copy !req
959. As I say, take your hands
out of your pockets.Copy !req
960. Sure thing, pal.Copy !req
961. It's alive.Copy !req
962. Let her go now, or we all die.Copy !req
963. Take him!Copy !req
964. He has a grenade!Copy !req
965. He's bluffing!
He wouldn't risk killing his daughter.Copy !req
966. If she's gonna die...Copy !req
967. she's gonna die with me.
My way, not yours.Copy !req
968. Come on, Roger, get out of the way.
Move to your left. Come on!Copy !req
969. Put the pin back in.Copy !req
970. Officer Murtaugh, don't be foolish.
Look at the hardware.Copy !req
971. Move to your left.Copy !req
972. Look at the firepower.
You're grounded. Riggs is gone.Copy !req
973. Put the pin back in the grenade.Copy !req
974. If you come closer...Copy !req
975. then we all die.Copy !req
976. I don't think so.Copy !req
977. Daddy!Copy !req
978. Come on, honey.Copy !req
979. Just a smoker.Copy !req
980. Bingo.Copy !req
981. - Where is he?
- It's Riggs.Copy !req
982. Rianne, get in the car!Copy !req
983. Get in the fucking car!Copy !req
984. Go, Rianne, go!Copy !req
985. Come on, cottontail,
stick your head up.Copy !req
986. That's it, you son of a bitch.
Good night.Copy !req
987. Don't try it, son.
You're not that fast.Copy !req
988. Hello, Joshua. Hello, Joshua.Copy !req
989. - Yes, sir.
- I got Riggs.Copy !req
990. He's got Riggs. Go get the girl!Copy !req
991. Throw your weapon down!Copy !req
992. Put your hands behind your head!Copy !req
993. You're Gen. Peter McAllister,
commander of Shadow Company.Copy !req
994. I see we've heard of each other.Copy !req
995. Yep. It'll almost be a shame
when I nail you.Copy !req
996. I ran into some of those Shadow Company
pussies in Saigon in '69.Copy !req
997. You did, did you?Copy !req
998. Leave me alone!Copy !req
999. Save your strength.
You'll need it.Copy !req
1000. Who's the Chin?Copy !req
1001. Endo, meet Mr. Martin Riggs.Copy !req
1002. Endo has forgotten more
about dispensing pain...Copy !req
1003. than we'll ever know.Copy !req
1004. Terrific.Copy !req
1005. See, we have a problem.Copy !req
1006. Since we have Murtaugh...Copy !req
1007. we don't need you.Copy !req
1008. I believe in being thorough.
I've heard that about you.Copy !req
1009. Our problem, and yours too...Copy !req
1010. is we have a shipment
of merchandise to deliver.Copy !req
1011. Why don't you just call it heroin?Copy !req
1012. It's rather large, this shipment.Copy !req
1013. It would be unfortunate...Copy !req
1014. if we showed up
to deliver our heroin...Copy !req
1015. and were surrounded by 50 cops.Copy !req
1016. That would be too bad.Copy !req
1017. Yes, it would be.Copy !req
1018. So we have to find out
all the cops know.Copy !req
1019. We don't know shit.
You did Hunsaker before he could say—Copy !req
1020. No! No!Copy !req
1021. I wish I could believe you.
Unfortunately, I don't.Copy !req
1022. Now, if you tell me
everything you know...Copy !req
1023. I promise you I'll kill you quick.Copy !req
1024. I told you everything I know.Copy !req
1025. Endo?Copy !req
1026. What is that thing?Copy !req
1027. I'll tell you.Copy !req
1028. It's electric shock treatment.Copy !req
1029. We're in for a long night,
because I don't know shit.Copy !req
1030. We'll see.Copy !req
1031. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
1032. Hit him again!Copy !req
1033. Again!Copy !req
1034. Tell me about the shipment!Copy !req
1035. I'm gonna fucking kill both of you!Copy !req
1036. Very funny.
What about the shipment?Copy !req
1037. The shipment, Mr. Murtaugh.Copy !req
1038. Go spit!Copy !req
1039. Salt.Copy !req
1040. Go spit, you son of a bitch.
Fuck you!Copy !req
1041. This is getting nowhere.Copy !req
1042. Mr. Large.Copy !req
1043. He knows shit. We're safe.Copy !req
1044. He'd have told us.
Nobody can take that.Copy !req
1045. Fine.Copy !req
1046. Badass soldier, huh?Copy !req
1047. Daddy!Copy !req
1048. Get her up.Copy !req
1049. Untie me and I'll kill
all of you bastards!Copy !req
1050. Tell me what you know.Copy !req
1051. Fuck you, bastard!
I'll kill you!Copy !req
1052. Sorry, pal.
Say good night.Copy !req
1053. That's a real good-looking
young woman...Copy !req
1054. you got there, Mr. Murtaugh.Copy !req
1055. I've told you everything.Copy !req
1056. We'll soon know, won't we?Copy !req
1057. I'm warning you.Copy !req
1058. Don't.Copy !req
1059. Spare me, son. It's over.Copy !req
1060. There's no more heroes
left in the world.Copy !req
1061. Kill that son of a bitch!Copy !req
1062. That asshole's getting away!Copy !req
1063. Who's fucking next?Copy !req
1064. McAllister!Copy !req
1065. Who's next?Copy !req
1066. Pretty thin, huh?Copy !req
1067. Anorexic.Copy !req
1068. Let's do what the shepherd did.
What?Copy !req
1069. Get the flock out of here.Copy !req
1070. Is it him?Copy !req
1071. No. It's not Joshua.Copy !req
1072. Joshua!Copy !req
1073. Come on, let's go!
Come on, come on!Copy !req
1074. Move it, move it, move it!Copy !req
1075. Halt! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
1076. Get out of the fucking car!
Come on, now!Copy !req
1077. Police officers!Copy !req
1078. Freeze!Copy !req
1079. I'm a police officer. Give me
some backup and take care of the girl.Copy !req
1080. Hey, Riggs!Copy !req
1081. Yo!Copy !req
1082. He's going for the freeway!Copy !req
1083. - You okay?
- Yeah!Copy !req
1084. Cut over the 3rd Street
bridge! You'll get ahead of him.Copy !req
1085. General McAllister...Copy !req
1086. time for you to die.Copy !req
1087. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1088. Hold it!Copy !req
1089. You all right?Copy !req
1090. Get back in your car!Copy !req
1091. Mind if I test-drive your Audi?Copy !req
1092. Stop the son of a bitch!Copy !req
1093. Shit!Copy !req
1094. Goddamn—Copy !req
1095. He 99'! my car!Copy !req
1096. - Get back!
- Hey, man, I'm cool.Copy !req
1097. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
1098. Open the door!Copy !req
1099. Kill that cop son of a bitch!Copy !req
1100. No way you live. No way.Copy !req
1101. Gangway!
Hold it now.Copy !req
1102. Police officer.
Go ahead.Copy !req
1103. Well, shit!
What now, kid?Copy !req
1104. First thing, we get you to hospital.Copy !req
1105. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
1106. Don't breathe this stuff.
And Joshua?Copy !req
1107. The slippery son of a bitch got away!Copy !req
1108. - What do you mean he got away?
- Hey, fire me.Copy !req
1109. Shit!
Hold on a second.Copy !req
1110. Where you going?Copy !req
1111. Sarge, I'm commandeering your car.Copy !req
1112. What's the matter?Copy !req
1113. My home!
The son of a bitch knows where I live.Copy !req
1114. I'll drive, Cochise.Copy !req
1115. I got to look at him!
He's all right.Copy !req
1116. 3-W-30 en route to
Sgt. Murtaugh's residence.Copy !req
1117. Requesting additional units.Copy !req
1118. Excuse me, sir.
May we help you?Copy !req
1119. No, thank you.Copy !req
1120. Good morning, sir.Copy !req
1121. Tell me, what day is it?Copy !req
1122. Goddamn Christmas!Copy !req
1123. I'll give you a home
to come back to.Copy !req
1124. Crazy son of a bitch!Copy !req
1125. Give me that. Drop it.Copy !req
1126. Looking for the general?Copy !req
1127. He's barbecuing his nuts
on Hollywood Boulevard.Copy !req
1128. What do you say, Jack?Copy !req
1129. Like a shot at the title?Copy !req
1130. Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
1131. Okay, men! I'm Sgt. Murtaugh.
My responsibility here!Copy !req
1132. Watch commander is en route.Copy !req
1133. Until then, Sgt. Murtaugh
is in charge on site.Copy !req
1134. Just keep the citizens clear.Copy !req
1135. Keep everyone back!Copy !req
1136. It's Sgt. Riggs' arrest.
I take full responsibility!Copy !req
1137. The son of a bitch
killed two of our men!Copy !req
1138. Get him, kid!
He's yours!Copy !req
1139. Come on, Riggs! Come on!Copy !req
1140. You wanna quit now?
You wanna quit?Copy !req
1141. Give me your nightstick!
Riggs!Copy !req
1142. Come on!Copy !req
1143. Show me what you got!Copy !req
1144. Eat this, sucker!Copy !req
1145. Let them take him!Copy !req
1146. Let me take him!Copy !req
1147. No! Back off!Copy !req
1148. Break his fucking neck!Copy !req
1149. It's not worth it.Copy !req
1150. You lose.Copy !req
1151. Get that shit off my lawn!Copy !req
1152. How you doing, kid?Copy !req
1153. I got you.Copy !req
1154. I got you, partnerCopy !req
1155. Merry Christmas, Victoria Lynn.Copy !req
1156. I love you.Copy !req
1157. Hi.
- Oh, hi.Copy !req
1158. How are you?Copy !req
1159. I'm going to be all right. You?Copy !req
1160. I'm good.Copy !req
1161. Give this to your dad, okay?Copy !req
1162. It's a present for him.
Tell him I won't need it anymore.Copy !req
1163. - It's a bullet.
- Yeah, it's a bullet.Copy !req
1164. He'll understand.Copy !req
1165. You want to come in?
We're building.Copy !req
1166. No, I gotta go.Copy !req
1167. You have a nice Christmas, though.Copy !req
1168. Okay. You too.Copy !req
1169. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
1170. Bye.Copy !req
1171. Riggs!Copy !req
1172. After all we've been through...Copy !req
1173. if you think I'm gonna eat
the world's lousiest turkey by myself...Copy !req
1174. you're crazy.Copy !req
1175. - I'll tell you a little secret.
- What?Copy !req
1176. I'm not crazy.Copy !req
1177. I know.Copy !req
1178. Oh, good. Let's eat.Copy !req
1179. Hey, you know something?Copy !req
1180. I think your daughter likes me.Copy !req
1181. - If you touch her, I'll kill you.
- You'll try.Copy !req
1182. - You mind if I bring a friend?
- Of course, bring a friend.Copy !req
1183. I don't think the cat
will like this.Copy !req
1184. I'll put five on the mutt.Copy !req
1185. I'm too old for this.Copy !req