1. Surprise!Copy !req
2. Happy birthday, Daddy!Copy !req
3. Happy birthday to youCopy !req
4. Happy birthday to youCopy !req
5. Happy birthday, dear Daddy
Happy birthday to you!Copy !req
6. Make a wish!Copy !req
7. I wish...
I'm not going to tell you.Copy !req
8. Come on, blow them out!Copy !req
9. Give me some sugar, girl.Copy !req
10. One more candle and the
smoke alarm would've gone off.Copy !req
11. The big 5-0.Copy !req
12. You know, your beard's getting gray.
Kind of makes you look old.Copy !req
13. It's all right. I still love you.Copy !req
14. Bye, Pa.Copy !req
15. Good morning!
Hi, Mrs. Murtaugh.Copy !req
16. Where's Rianne?
She's upstairs.Copy !req
17. Good morning.
Good morning.Copy !req
18. That's my bacon!
It's mine now.Copy !req
19. Don't you close doors around here?Copy !req
20. Baby, what's this on my tie?Copy !req
21. That is an ugly spot.Copy !req
22. Thanks. Sharp as a tack.Copy !req
23. I'm thinking of going on Jeopardy.Copy !req
24. Just don't take any
questions about cooking.Copy !req
25. Don't step in the egg!Copy !req
26. What am I thinking? I should have
checked the floor for egg!Copy !req
27. Do you know a man named
Michael Hunsaker?Copy !req
28. Michael Hunsaker?Copy !req
29. Jesus! Michael Hunsaker!Copy !req
30. - What did he want?
- Your office called.Copy !req
31. He's tried to reach you for three days.Copy !req
32. I haven't talked to him in...Copy !req
33. twelve years!Copy !req
34. Wait a minute.Copy !req
35. That would make me...Copy !req
36. fifty!Copy !req
37. That means that you're...Copy !req
38. We're not gonna discuss it.Copy !req
39. Forget the eggs.Copy !req
40. Roger?
Yeah, baby?Copy !req
41. How come I never heard
of Michael Hunsaker?Copy !req
42. Just never talked about him.Copy !req
43. Vietnam buddy?Copy !req
44. Eat your own cake. Vietnam buddy.Copy !req
45. Daddy?
Yeah, baby?Copy !req
46. Nick and the kids
left without me.Copy !req
47. He left without you? Come on,
I never get enough of my baby.Copy !req
48. This is my New Year's Eve dress.
Do you like it? Isn't it cool?Copy !req
49. It's beautiful.Copy !req
50. Have a good birthday.Copy !req
51. Goddamn heart breaker!Copy !req
52. Happy birthday, Rog!Copy !req
53. Hey, happy birthday, Rog.Copy !req
54. - Lay off me.
- You got a spot on your tie.Copy !req
55. What do we got here?Copy !req
56. We got a hooker.Copy !req
57. No, it's Dixie. Would you please
tell these bozos to lay off?Copy !req
58. You bozos, lay off.Copy !req
59. Had a jumper here last night.
She saw it happen.Copy !req
60. Get her statement, send her home.Copy !req
61. Thanks. I'm beat.
You know how it is.Copy !req
62. All dressed up, no one to blow.Copy !req
63. You're hilarious!
I can't believe you damn cops!Copy !req
64. The jumper's name is Amanda Hunsaker.Copy !req
65. Age 22.Copy !req
66. Prostitute. One arrest,
no convictions. Born in Tennessee.Copy !req
67. - Parents...
- What was the name?Copy !req
68. The parents.Copy !req
69. Michael and Claire.Copy !req
70. You know them?Copy !req
71. Right. Find out who bought it,
who's paying the bills.Copy !req
72. - That will take some looking into.
- So look!Copy !req
73. Yeah.Copy !req
74. Hello, honey.Copy !req
75. Give me the number
for Michael Hunsaker.Copy !req
76. The man we talked about?
Your Vietnam buddy?Copy !req
77. - You just mentioned him this morning.
- What's wrong?Copy !req
78. His daughter just dove out a window.Copy !req
79. I got it.Copy !req
80. Hey.Copy !req
81. Good, huh? Tasty? Smooth?Copy !req
82. Yeah, that's good.
You better fucking believe it.Copy !req
83. Let's do it. How much?Copy !req
84. How much for how much?Copy !req
85. For all of it.Copy !req
86. - You want it all? He wants it all.
- He wants it all. Beautiful!Copy !req
87. All right!
And nice tree to put it under.Copy !req
88. - You want a tree?
- Yeah!Copy !req
89. I'll tell you what.Copy !req
90. I'll give you the best tree
on the lot for nothing.Copy !req
91. But the shit's gonna cost you...Copy !req
92. a hundred.Copy !req
93. That much?Copy !req
94. That's a fair price.Copy !req
95. Yeah. Hell...Copy !req
96. you only live once.Copy !req
97. Get this together here.Copy !req
98. 20, 40...Copy !req
99. 60, 70...Copy !req
100. - What the fuck?
- Hey, man!Copy !req
101. Hey!Copy !req
102. Shut up, I'm losing count.Copy !req
103. 93, 94, 95, 96...Copy !req
104. Forget it, dumb shit!Copy !req
105. One hundred thousand!Copy !req
106. One hundred thousand dollars!Copy !req
107. A hundred thousand?Copy !req
108. I can't afford that. Not on my salary.
But look, I got a better idea.Copy !req
109. Let me say I take the whole stash
off your hands for free...Copy !req
110. and you assholes go to jail.
What do you say?Copy !req
111. I could read you your rights, but you
already know what your rights are.Copy !req
112. This badge ain't real.Copy !req
113. You ain't real.Copy !req
114. You sure are a crazy son of a bitch.Copy !req
115. I'm crazy?Copy !req
116. You think I am crazy?Copy !req
117. I'll show you...Copy !req
118. That's a real badge, I'm a real cop
and this is a real gun.Copy !req
119. Okay, pal.Copy !req
120. Noses in the dirt, assholes!Copy !req
121. Where's your buddy?Copy !req
122. What do you got?Copy !req
123. Three down and one loose.
He's got a red shirt.Copy !req
124. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
125. Freeze! Give me the gun! Up, up!Copy !req
126. How's it feel, sucker?Copy !req
127. Shoot him!Copy !req
128. Drop it!Copy !req
129. Shoot him! Shoot him!Copy !req
130. Shut the fuck up!
Shoot this prick!Copy !req
131. Shoot him! Somebody
shoot this prick!Copy !req
132. Shoot me.Copy !req
133. Shut up! Put them down!Copy !req
134. - I warn you! I'm going to shoot you!
- Shoot him!Copy !req
135. Shut the fuck up! Shut up!Copy !req
136. Shoot me! Shoot him!Copy !req
137. Get him out of there.Copy !req
138. It ain't worth it.Copy !req
139. Hey, wait up already!Copy !req
140. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
141. I miss you...Copy !req
142. Victoria Lynn.Copy !req
143. That's silly, isn't it?Copy !req
144. I'll see you later.Copy !req
145. I'll see you much later.Copy !req
146. Once more with feeling on three.Copy !req
147. Damn it, Cooley. Do it on three,
or go on the street.Copy !req
148. Silent nightCopy !req
149. Are you telling me
Riggs is playing a game?Copy !req
150. Sure. He wants the cash.
But he'll come around.Copy !req
151. That's a very dangerous
attitude to take.Copy !req
152. Remember, his wife of 11 years
was just killed in a car accident.Copy !req
153. - He pulls his gun when he shouldn't.
- I know all about him.Copy !req
154. He's a tough bastard.Copy !req
155. He's on the edge. I'm telling you,
he may be psychotic.Copy !req
156. That's a bunch of psych bullshit.Copy !req
157. You're making a mistake
by keeping him in the field.Copy !req
158. The man is suicidal.Copy !req
159. You're sure of that diagnosis?
You have no doubts?Copy !req
160. There are no absolutes in life.Copy !req
161. End of discussion.
We're going to wait.Copy !req
162. If he offs himself,
then we'll know I was wrong.Copy !req
163. You're making
a mistake, because if you're wrong...Copy !req
164. Asshole!Copy !req
165. Roger, you're
way behind the times.Copy !req
166. The guys in the 80s aren't tough.
They're sensitive people.Copy !req
167. They show emotions around women,
shit like that.Copy !req
168. I think I'm an 80s man.Copy !req
169. How do you figure?Copy !req
170. Last night...Copy !req
171. I cried in bed. How's that?Copy !req
172. Were you with a woman?Copy !req
173. I was alone. Why do you think
I was crying? Merry Christmas.Copy !req
174. Sounds like an 80s man to me.Copy !req
175. - News on the Hunsaker case.
- That was quick.Copy !req
176. So was the autopsy.
They're not calling it a suicide.Copy !req
177. Surprise. The coroner
found evidence she used barbiturates.Copy !req
178. Brilliant detective work.Copy !req
179. There were pills all over.Copy !req
180. Right. That's not the surprise.Copy !req
181. The surprise is the pills were doctored.Copy !req
182. The capsules were loaded
with drain cleaner.Copy !req
183. She'd have died anyway.Copy !req
184. This case stinks.Copy !req
185. You know,
you looked younger with the beard.Copy !req
186. Thanks, captain.Copy !req
187. You shaved the beard.Copy !req
188. Some detective.Copy !req
189. Two more things.Copy !req
190. The condition
of the sheets indicates...Copy !req
191. someone else was
in bed with Amanda. That's "A."Copy !req
192. What's "B"?Copy !req
193. "B" is, you're breaking in
a new partner on this.Copy !req
194. Partner again?Copy !req
195. Some cat on loan from Dope.
Real burnout, on the edge.Copy !req
196. Perfect.Copy !req
197. Gun!Copy !req
198. Rog, meet your new partner.Copy !req
199. I'm too old for this shit.Copy !req
200. There are those who
say you're a good cop.Copy !req
201. I heard about the little
stunt yesterday. Pretty heroic.Copy !req
202. I pulled your file.Copy !req
203. Said you worked in the Phoenix
project in Vietnam. That right?Copy !req
204. Assassination stuff.
It's over, you know.Copy !req
205. What is?Copy !req
206. The war.Copy !req
207. Yes, I know.Copy !req
208. Just thought I'd remind you.Copy !req
209. That's some serious shit you carry.Copy !req
210. Be my guest.Copy !req
211. 9mm Beretta. Takes 15
in the mag, one up the pipe...Copy !req
212. wide ejection port, no feed jams.Copy !req
213. What have you got?Copy !req
214. Four-inch Smith.Copy !req
215. Six-shooter?Copy !req
216. A lot of old-timers carry those.Copy !req
217. File also said you're heavy
into martial arts.Copy !req
218. Tai chi and all that killer stuff.Copy !req
219. I suppose we have to register you
as a lethal weapon.Copy !req
220. Let's just cut the shit.
We both know why I was transferred.Copy !req
221. Everybody thinks I'm suicidal,
so nobody wants to work with me.Copy !req
222. Some think I'm faking
to draw psycho pension...Copy !req
223. So nobody wants to work with me.
Basically, I'm fucked.Copy !req
224. Guess what?Copy !req
225. - I don't want to work with you.
- Then don't.Copy !req
226. Ain't got no choice.
Looks like we both got fucked.Copy !req
227. Terrific.Copy !req
228. God hates me, is what it is.Copy !req
229. Hate him back. It works for me.Copy !req
230. Good afternoon, Mr. Mendez.
How you doing?Copy !req
231. Did you pat him down?Copy !req
232. We went through this already.
Go through it again.Copy !req
233. Who are you?Copy !req
234. That's hardly important,
but you may call me Mr. Joshua.Copy !req
235. Let's go.Copy !req
236. Great, swell. Mr. Joshua, huh?Copy !req
237. General, Mr. Mendez is here.Copy !req
238. You call this music? I can get
a better band for half the price.Copy !req
239. I don't want to hear any of this shit.
Let's get it right.Copy !req
240. Mr. Mendez, how are you?Copy !req
241. I'm fine.Copy !req
242. Where did you get him?
Psychos "R" Us?Copy !req
243. I don't think you're funny.Copy !req
244. I don't think this whole
goddamn setup is funny.Copy !req
245. You're using mercenaries.
Tell me I'm wrong!Copy !req
246. You're not wrong.Copy !req
247. And you expect me to trust these bozos?Copy !req
248. My people are loyal to me.Copy !req
249. Bullshit.Copy !req
250. Do you smoke?Copy !req
251. What does that have to do with it?Copy !req
252. Do you smoke?Copy !req
253. Yeah.Copy !req
254. Give me your lighter.Copy !req
255. - My lighter?
- Your lighter!Copy !req
256. Okay. Right here.Copy !req
257. Here. Take it.Copy !req
258. What the fuck is wrong with you guys?Copy !req
259. Shut your mouth!Copy !req
260. Shut up!Copy !req
261. And don't move.Copy !req
262. Mr. Joshua, your left arm, please.Copy !req
263. Hey, you guys are fucking gone.
You know what I am saying?Copy !req
264. Jesus Christ, man!Copy !req
265. You guys are fucking
crazy, man. Come on!Copy !req
266. Have Endo look at that, Mr. Joshua.Copy !req
267. Yes, sir.Copy !req
268. You wish to do business with us, yes?Copy !req
269. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
270. You wish to make a purchase, yes?Copy !req
271. Yes, yes! Jesus Christ, yes.Copy !req
272. You guys are out there like
fucking Pluto, man. You're gone!Copy !req
273. The heroin will be here Friday night.
We'll make delivery at that time.Copy !req
274. Have the money ready, and no tricks.Copy !req
275. If you try anything,
you'll have to talk to Mr. Joshua.Copy !req
276. Right. Joshua. I got you.Copy !req
277. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
278. Yeah, right. You too, pal.Copy !req
279. Mike...Copy !req
280. the autopsy report showed
that Amanda was poisoned.Copy !req
281. Even if she hadn't jumped,
she'd still be dead.Copy !req
282. - She was murdered.
- Murdered?Copy !req
283. Jesus!Copy !req
284. I can't take this.
I just can't take this.Copy !req
285. Mike...Copy !req
286. Why did you try
to get in touch with me?Copy !req
287. I heard that you were...Copy !req
288. Somebody told me you were
working out here.Copy !req
289. I thought you could get her out.Copy !req
290. Get her out of what?Copy !req
291. Get her out of the stuff she was into.
She was making...Copy !req
292. videotapes.Copy !req
293. Pornographic...Copy !req
294. videotapes.Copy !req
295. I thought maybe you could just
get her out. Help her.Copy !req
296. Easy, Mike.Copy !req
297. You owe me, Roger.Copy !req
298. Remember?Copy !req
299. Yeah.Copy !req
300. I remember.Copy !req
301. I want you to find whoever's
responsible for this...Copy !req
302. however many of them there are.Copy !req
303. I know you can do it.
Just find them and kill them.Copy !req
304. I'm a police officer.Copy !req
305. I don't give a shit
that you're a police officer!Copy !req
306. Kill them! Just kill them!Copy !req
307. Wait. Wait, Rog.Copy !req
308. Come on. You find them
and you kill them.Copy !req
309. You can do that. You owe me.Copy !req
310. I owe you.Copy !req
311. Gotta go, man.Copy !req
312. What did he mean
when he said you owed him?Copy !req
313. We served together in 1965.Copy !req
314. Ia Drang Valley. Saved my life.
Took a bayonet in the lungs.Copy !req
315. - That was nice of him.
- I thought so.Copy !req
316. - Want me to drive?
- You're supposed to be suicidal.Copy !req
317. Anybody who drives
in this town is suicidal.Copy !req
318. All units, possible jumper
at Santa Monica and Orlando.Copy !req
319. 7-A-21, handle code two.Copy !req
320. - All units, come in, please.
- Gotcha!Copy !req
321. - What's the number of the car?
- 3-William-56.Copy !req
322. 3-William-56 en route.
I love this job! It's so exciting!Copy !req
323. Copy.
Police psychologist on the way.Copy !req
324. Hey, boss, can we put the sirens on?Copy !req
325. Guys, I'm glad you're here.Copy !req
326. - Where's the psychologist?
- Stuck in traffic.Copy !req
327. Who's this guy?Copy !req
328. Name's McCleary. He was at an
office party and just went outside.Copy !req
329. - You think he'll go?
- Seems serious enough. Who knows?Copy !req
330. - I can handle this.
- Are you qualified?Copy !req
331. - I've done it before.
- You're elected.Copy !req
332. - No guns, just bring him down.
- Roger.Copy !req
333. 10-4.Copy !req
334. - Who are you?
- Riggs, homicide.Copy !req
335. He's over there on the end.Copy !req
336. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
337. Leave me alone!Copy !req
338. What are you doing?Copy !req
339. None of your damn business!Copy !req
340. Fair enough.Copy !req
341. I'm just going to
come out there, okay?Copy !req
342. Don't!
You touch me, I'm gonna jump!Copy !req
343. Take it easy, for Christ sake!Copy !req
344. I don't like this
any better than you do.Copy !req
345. I can't stand heights.Copy !req
346. This makes me dizzy.Copy !req
347. Just give me a chance
to talk to you.Copy !req
348. I'm gonna stand
on the ledge with you.Copy !req
349. Don't go. Not out on the ledge.Copy !req
350. You're not the first guy
to think of this, you know.Copy !req
351. A lot of people got problems
during this season.Copy !req
352. - You know shit!
- No, you're wrong, pal.Copy !req
353. You know nothing! Don't touch me!Copy !req
354. I didn't do anything wrong!Copy !req
355. I know that. It's not like
you're murdering anyone.Copy !req
356. That's right!
That's right.Copy !req
357. The only one I hurt is me! Me!Copy !req
358. That's right. I know
you're hurting. I get it.Copy !req
359. Don't come near me!Copy !req
360. Give me a break.
My boss is watching me.Copy !req
361. I got to make it look
like I'm trying to save you.Copy !req
362. Come on.Copy !req
363. I'm just gonna stand here
and talk to you. That's all.Copy !req
364. You won't try nothing?Copy !req
365. I'm square with you.
I won't try a thing.Copy !req
366. You think I want to fall off?
I promise, I'll just talk to you.Copy !req
367. All right.Copy !req
368. Here, you want a cigarette?
Come on, let's smoke, okay?Copy !req
369. Yeah.Copy !req
370. Go on, take it.Copy !req
371. Take our time and both die of cancer.Copy !req
372. Here.Copy !req
373. Hate you to leave without me.Copy !req
374. - Oh, no.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
375. See this key?Copy !req
376. Bye-bye!Copy !req
377. You're crazy!Copy !req
378. You can jump, but you'd take me
with you, making you a murderer.Copy !req
379. - You bastard!
- You'd be killing a cop.Copy !req
380. Yeah, a psycho nut cop!Copy !req
381. I'm still a cop.
You coming in?Copy !req
382. - I'm jumping!
- Do you really wanna jump?Copy !req
383. Do you wanna?
That's fine with me. Come on!Copy !req
384. Let's do it, asshole.Copy !req
385. I want to do it.Copy !req
386. Shit!Copy !req
387. Help!Copy !req
388. You want to go up again?Copy !req
389. Come on, it was great.Copy !req
390. Help me! Help me loose!Copy !req
391. He's trying to kill me!Copy !req
392. Did you see that?
He's out of his mind! He's crazy!Copy !req
393. I want my cuffs back.Copy !req
394. - Don't you touch me!
- What the fuck did you just do?Copy !req
395. I controlled the jump!
You wanted him down? He's down!Copy !req
396. Come here!Copy !req
397. Come here with me!Copy !req
398. Get in here!Copy !req
399. Okay, no bullshit!
You want to kill yourself?Copy !req
400. Shut up! Yes or no?
You want to die?Copy !req
401. I got the job done!Copy !req
402. Just answer the question!Copy !req
403. What do you want to hear, man?Copy !req
404. That sometimes I think about
eating a bullet?Copy !req
405. Well, I do!Copy !req
406. I got a special one for the occasion,
with a hollow point.Copy !req
407. Make sure it blows
the back of my goddamn head out!Copy !req
408. Every day I wake up and think
of a reason not to do it.Copy !req
409. Every single day.Copy !req
410. And you know why I don't?
This is gonna make you laugh.Copy !req
411. The job. Doing the job.
That's the reason.Copy !req
412. - You want to die!
- I don't. I'm not afraid of it.Copy !req
413. Here, take my gun. Don't nibble
on the barrel, pull the trigger.Copy !req
414. Be my guest!
Go ahead, if you're serious!Copy !req
415. You shouldn't tempt me.Copy !req
416. In your mouth. Bullet may go
through your ear and not kill you.Copy !req
417. Under the chin's just as good!Copy !req
418. Ow!Copy !req
419. You're not trying
to draw a psycho pension.Copy !req
420. You really are crazy.Copy !req
421. I'm hungry. I'm gonna go
and get something to eat.Copy !req
422. I don't know. There's
something eating away at this guy.Copy !req
423. I think he's on the edge.
I think Riggs has a death wish.Copy !req
424. Terrific. So you're
saying I should worry?Copy !req
425. I think you should worry.Copy !req
426. When he goes,
you don't want to be near him.Copy !req
427. Thank you, doctor.
You've been very helpful.Copy !req
428. You're welcome.Copy !req
429. I'm too old for this shit.Copy !req
430. You hungry?Copy !req
431. No! I'm not hungry.Copy !req
432. Want me to drive?
No! I'll drive!Copy !req
433. Get in that side!Copy !req
434. You drive.Copy !req
435. You get a bad personal call?
Did the stock market crash?Copy !req
436. Don't worry. Here, have a French fry.Copy !req
437. Fifty years old. What a birthday.
Fifty years old!Copy !req
438. Been on the force 20 years, not
a scratch on me. Got a wife, kids...Copy !req
439. house, boat. I can kiss it all
goodbye because of your death wish.Copy !req
440. My life is over.Copy !req
441. Would you just shut up here!Copy !req
442. Why are you talking to me anyway?
I'm a dead man!Copy !req
443. I was driving before you were
an itch in your daddy's pants.Copy !req
444. - I didn't know that.
- Know what?Copy !req
445. That it was your birthday today.Copy !req
446. It was yesterday.Copy !req
447. Well, happy birthday for yesterday.Copy !req
448. Sincerely. Happy birthday, man.Copy !req
449. Thanks.Copy !req
450. Maybe we'll stay alive long enough
for me to buy you a present.Copy !req
451. Don't thank me now.Copy !req
452. It's the least I can do after
all the kindness you've shown me.Copy !req
453. Are you gonna tell me
where we're going?Copy !req
454. Are we together on this?Copy !req
455. Beverly Hills. We got an address
on Amanda Hunsaker's meal ticket.Copy !req
456. Remember, he's not a suspect yet.Copy !req
457. So we question him, not damage him.Copy !req
458. I won't hurt. You do all the talking.Copy !req
459. Let me do all the talking.Copy !req
460. Experience counts here.Copy !req
461. You're not gonna smoke here.
Well, I am.Copy !req
462. What? Does this bother you?Copy !req
463. It bothers me.Copy !req
464. Does it?
Yeah.Copy !req
465. I'll open a window.Copy !req
466. That's not the point.
I have to take care of myself.Copy !req
467. 4241 coming up.Copy !req
468. Bingo.Copy !req
469. Do we have a warrant?
We don't need one.Copy !req
470. Didn't take them long, huh?Copy !req
471. Hey, guys, go on in!
Make yourselves at home!Copy !req
472. Merry Christmas!Copy !req
473. Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!Copy !req
474. Don't need a warrant with an invitation.Copy !req
475. I saw this place on
"Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless."Copy !req
476. Get the door.Copy !req
477. Nice and easy.
Nice and easy.Copy !req
478. Looks like the Garden of Eden.
Look at this!Copy !req
479. Paradise.Copy !req
480. Isn't that sweet?Copy !req
481. I'm thinking probable cause.Copy !req
482. Get the girls!Copy !req
483. Okay, asshole!Copy !req
484. Move! Come on! Get out!Copy !req
485. Fast! Move!Copy !req
486. Get your hands on that tree
and face each other!Copy !req
487. Hands in front of you!Copy !req
488. My leg...
Don't move. I'll break your arm.Copy !req
489. Got them!Copy !req
490. Show me your hands!Copy !req
491. Right now!Copy !req
492. Put your hands out there!Copy !req
493. See how easy that was?Copy !req
494. Boom! Still alive.
Now we question him. You know why?Copy !req
495. Because I didn't shoot him
or jump off a building with him.Copy !req
496. The building guy lived.Copy !req
497. The point being, no killing.Copy !req
498. - No killing, right.
- Right.Copy !req
499. Piece of cake. Now I'm happy.Copy !req
500. Read him his rights.
I'll stand here being happy.Copy !req
501. He's got a gun!Copy !req
502. Oops.Copy !req
503. You ever met anybody you didn't kill?Copy !req
504. Well, I haven't killed you yet.Copy !req
505. Don't do me no favors.Copy !req
506. Don't you worry.Copy !req
507. The coroner gave the body
a ride downtown.Copy !req
508. I guess we can get out of here.Copy !req
509. I'm sorry about that shit
I said out there.Copy !req
510. You saved my life. Thank you.Copy !req
511. I bet that hurt to say.Copy !req
512. You'll never know.Copy !req
513. Let's get a bite to eat.Copy !req
514. Get my shoes on.Copy !req
515. Mom, Rog is coming.
Okay, Carrie.Copy !req
516. Here's my welcoming committee!
Where's my daughter? Which one...?Copy !req
517. Come on, Daddy.
This one's my daughter!Copy !req
518. Home, both of you. Dinnertime.Copy !req
519. How are you doing?Copy !req
520. I am doing all right.Copy !req
521. Is that a crook?Copy !req
522. No, this is my new partner, Martin.Copy !req
523. - Carrie.
- Carrie?Copy !req
524. I'm glad you're home at a sensible hour.Copy !req
525. Well, I try to be a sensible dad.Copy !req
526. Come on in, Martin.Copy !req
527. Yeah, close the door.Copy !req
528. Hello, Nick. Get your legs
off the arm of the couch.Copy !req
529. How you doing? Is Mommy
in the kitchen? Let's sneak up on her.Copy !req
530. Hello, baby!
I want you to meet...Copy !req
531. I'd like you to meet
Daddy's new partner.Copy !req
532. Martin Riggs.
How are you?Copy !req
533. - This is my wife, Trish.
- Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
534. Martin's going to join us for dinner.Copy !req
535. - Roast okay with you?
- What's for dinner?Copy !req
536. We'll see what's for dinner.Copy !req
537. This is a brown, sticky...Copy !req
538. It's roast.Copy !req
539. How about a brown, roast-like substance?Copy !req
540. - Roger, you're being an asshole.
- I try not to be.Copy !req
541. - Want a drink?
- What do you got?Copy !req
542. We have Canadian Mist...Copy !req
543. You like Canadian Mist?
Honey, it's in the back.Copy !req
544. How come we didn't have fish?
I thought we had fish tonight.Copy !req
545. Don't worry about the fish.Copy !req
546. Getting defensive...
Ever go fishing?Copy !req
547. Not since I was a kid.
I used to go spear fishing.Copy !req
548. All I caught was a cold.Copy !req
549. I got that boat out there.Copy !req
550. Rianne, get the dessert.Copy !req
551. Rianne! Your mother said
get the dessert.Copy !req
552. - Get the dessert. Get to it!
- Shut up.Copy !req
553. Catalina Island. Nothing
exciting, but I catch my allotment.Copy !req
554. You can catch a few things out there.
I caught my wife out there.Copy !req
555. Nice fishing out there.Copy !req
556. Mr. Riggs, care for a tart?Copy !req
557. Thank you, yes. Call me Martin.Copy !req
558. Martin.Copy !req
559. Mr. Riggs.Copy !req
560. Sit down.Copy !req
561. Rianne, it's not the first time
we've had company.Copy !req
562. My name is Carrie, I'm no fairy
My sister's cherryCopy !req
563. She's in love with a guy
named Martin...Copy !req
564. Nicholas!Copy !req
565. Come on. It was really good!Copy !req
566. Yeah, Dad! Why don't you try it?Copy !req
567. It was good.Copy !req
568. Yeah, there you go.Copy !req
569. I'm gonna find a partner
My name is RogerCopy !req
570. And I need to be modger
And a secret hodgerCopy !req
571. You need some help.Copy !req
572. I am awful!Copy !req
573. Hey, sarge! Thanks for
taking out the garbage.Copy !req
574. But, honey, I'm entertaining our guest.Copy !req
575. What do you think?Copy !req
576. It's nice. You know
anything about boats?Copy !req
577. I know what they cost.
Can you sail this?Copy !req
578. What's wrong with you?
It's not a sailboat.Copy !req
579. That's what I thought.Copy !req
580. There's no trick. That's the front,
that's the back, water all around.Copy !req
581. Why you gotta make things
so complicated?Copy !req
582. Here.Copy !req
583. Thanks.Copy !req
584. I don't. Things get complicated
all by themselves.Copy !req
585. You mean Amanda Hunsaker's murder, huh?Copy !req
586. Did I mention that? I didn't.Copy !req
587. Didn't have to.
I can read your mind.Copy !req
588. What's the matter with you?Copy !req
589. - Why is there a problem?
- There's no problem.Copy !req
590. You got one dead girl
and one dead guy.Copy !req
591. The guy Kills the girl. We Kill him
because he wants us to be dead guys.Copy !req
592. That's easy for you to say.Copy !req
593. A sugar daddy is dealing drugs.Copy !req
594. She said, did or saw something
she wasn't supposed to.Copy !req
595. He pitches her off the balcony
into the sweet by-and-by.Copy !req
596. That's why he came at us
with a shotgun today.Copy !req
597. I'm sorry. It's just a little too neat.
I can't swallow it.Copy !req
598. Of course it's neat.
What's wrong with neat? I like neat.Copy !req
599. By neat, you mean simple.Copy !req
600. You okay?
Watch out!Copy !req
601. What button did you push?Copy !req
602. Where's my manual?Copy !req
603. Is this what you're
looking for, captain?Copy !req
604. You asshole!Copy !req
605. Daddy? Didn't mean to interrupt
an intellectual conversation...Copy !req
606. Mark asked me to a club tomorrow night.Copy !req
607. - You're grounded. You know that.
- Please, Daddy?Copy !req
608. Which one is Mark?Copy !req
609. - The blond one.
- With pits in his face?Copy !req
610. Those are dimples.Copy !req
611. Pits. When he smiles, I can see
through his head. The answer is no.Copy !req
612. Have a heart, Rog.Copy !req
613. Hey, buddy. She smoked pot
in the house. She's grounded.Copy !req
614. Why can I have a beer
and I can't smoke a joint?Copy !req
615. It's not coke, you know.Copy !req
616. I'll tell you why.
Because now, at this moment...Copy !req
617. beer is legal, grass ain't.
Right or wrong?Copy !req
618. - It's wrong.
- Right.Copy !req
619. Right.Copy !req
620. They sit there drinking
six-packs and I get grounded.Copy !req
621. I'm gonna go home.Copy !req
622. Did we resolve anything here tonight?Copy !req
623. Yeah, we resolved plenty.Copy !req
624. We know your wife
takes out the garbage...Copy !req
625. your daughter smokes grass
and it's illegal...Copy !req
626. and you don't know
a lot about boats.Copy !req
627. You got a hell of a nice family there.Copy !req
628. Thank you.Copy !req
629. I enjoyed the meal. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
630. Bullshit. But thanks anyway.Copy !req
631. You don't trust me at all, do you?Copy !req
632. I tell you what. You make it through
tomorrow without killing anybody...Copy !req
633. especially me or yourself,
then I'll start trusting you.Copy !req
634. Fair enough.Copy !req
635. I do it real good, you know.Copy !req
636. Do what?Copy !req
637. When I was 19, I did a guy
in Laos from 1000 yards out.Copy !req
638. A rifle shot in high wind.Copy !req
639. Maybe eight...Copy !req
640. or even ten guys in the world
could have made that shot.Copy !req
641. It's the only thing I was ever good at.Copy !req
642. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
643. Yeah, see you.Copy !req
644. Hey, Riggs...Copy !req
645. Yo.Copy !req
646. You really like my wife's cooking?Copy !req
647. No.Copy !req
648. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
649. Get out of there, Burbank.Copy !req
650. This is cute.Copy !req
651. What have we got here?
"Police evidence."Copy !req
652. Morning, Roger.
Here, have some coffee.Copy !req
653. I've been doing a lot of thinking
about the night Amanda Hunsaker died.Copy !req
654. - How did you get in?
- Trish let me in.Copy !req
655. - What time is it?
- Daytime.Copy !req
656. The night Amanda Hunsaker died, she...Copy !req
657. What was the name of that hooker
who witnessed the jump?Copy !req
658. Come on, we got to get up
and catch bad guys today.Copy !req
659. I'll get a shower.Copy !req
660. What was the name of that hooker?Copy !req
661. Century City isn't her turf.
Her name is Dixie!Copy !req
662. Give me that cup.
And get out of here!Copy !req
663. Someone was in bed with Amanda
the night she died.Copy !req
664. Until now, we assumed it was a man.Copy !req
665. Suppose it was Dixie.Copy !req
666. Disgusting, but okay. Let's say Dixie
put the drain cleaner in her pills.Copy !req
667. Say someone paid her.Copy !req
668. She thinks, "Amanda swallows a couple
downers and she's dead." Then Dixie...Copy !req
669. If it was her.Copy !req
670. If it was her. She's got plenty of time
to spritz the place up and get out.Copy !req
671. But Amanda jumps out the window.Copy !req
672. Or Dixie pushes her.Copy !req
673. She has to make a quick exit
because the body's public.Copy !req
674. So she hauls ass downstairs.Copy !req
675. People are saying, "What happened?"Copy !req
676. Somebody spots her,
and she says, "Shit!"Copy !req
677. That's right, she says, "Shit!"Copy !req
678. The point being that now
she has to cover her ass.Copy !req
679. So she grabs a flatfoot and says,
"Officer, I saw the whole thing."Copy !req
680. Right.Copy !req
681. Right.Copy !req
682. That's pretty fucking thin.Copy !req
683. That's very thin.Copy !req
684. Thin's my middle name.Copy !req
685. Your wife's cooking, I'm not surprised.Copy !req
686. What?
Nothing.Copy !req
687. Those remarks won't get you
invited to Christmas dinner.Copy !req
688. My luck's changing
for the better every day.Copy !req
689. All right, baby, come to Roger.Copy !req
690. Center mass.Copy !req
691. Read them and weep.Copy !req
692. Do you sleep with that thing?Copy !req
693. I would if I slept.Copy !req
694. Step back. Let me show
what an old man can do.Copy !req
695. Just warming up,
just warming up.Copy !req
696. Watch carefully.Copy !req
697. Hey! Look at that, will you?
Not bad for an old man.Copy !req
698. Step aside, old man.Copy !req
699. Have a nice day.Copy !req
700. Shit!Copy !req
701. Uh-oh! The policemen are here!Copy !req
702. Yeah, you're right.
Hello, policemen!Copy !req
703. Hi.Copy !req
704. Hi.Copy !req
705. How you doing?
Fine.Copy !req
706. Are you going to bust Dixie?Copy !req
707. We're just going over there
for a cup of coffee.Copy !req
708. We're going over here to have breakfast.Copy !req
709. You're gonna bust Dixie!Copy !req
710. You're gonna bust Dixie!Copy !req
711. You're gonna bust Dixie!Copy !req
712. You're gonna bust Dixie!Copy !req
713. - Like I said, thin.
- Probably nothing.Copy !req
714. Did you see that? Wasn't that great?Copy !req
715. What are you, a fag?Copy !req
716. Your coat's on fire!Copy !req
717. Probably nothing.
Thin. Very thin.Copy !req
718. You guys okay? Got all
your fingers and toes?Copy !req
719. Three-William-56.Copy !req
720. We got a fire and explosion
at 111th and Larch.Copy !req
721. Request ambulance and fire department.Copy !req
722. Do it again! Do it again!Copy !req
723. Give me a break, guys.
Enough, enough!Copy !req
724. Do you think Dixie was home?Copy !req
725. What you got?Copy !req
726. Part of the device.Copy !req
727. This is artwork.
This is goddamn artwork.Copy !req
728. This is real pro stuff. I haven't seen
anything like this since the war.Copy !req
729. The CIA used to hire mercs.
They used the exact same setup.Copy !req
730. Mercury switches, gaflooey!
That's heavy shit.Copy !req
731. Guys!Copy !req
732. We got something.
The detective wants to see you.Copy !req
733. Okay, here it is.Copy !req
734. Some kids playing this morning...Copy !req
735. one saw a guy checking the meter.Copy !req
736. - Where?
- Here at Dixie's.Copy !req
737. He was playing under the porch.
Says he saw the guy pretty good.Copy !req
738. - It could be a break.
- Those kids are 6 years old.Copy !req
739. - You call the gas company?
- Sure did.Copy !req
740. No one's supposed to check
that meter for at least a month.Copy !req
741. Let me handle this.
Be my guest.Copy !req
742. He's the little fellow that saw the guy.Copy !req
743. My name is Detective Murtaugh.
What's yours?Copy !req
744. - Don't tell him your name.
- He'll put you in jail.Copy !req
745. You won't see your mom.Copy !req
746. It's all right. I won't
put you in jail. What's your name?Copy !req
747. - Don't tell him, Alfred.
- Alfred!Copy !req
748. This is Alfred! Hey, meet Alfred.
This is Alfred.Copy !req
749. Alfred, hi! How old are you?Copy !req
750. Six.Copy !req
751. Six years old. I bet you like Go-Bots.Copy !req
752. Is that a real gun?Copy !req
753. Yeah, this is a real gun.Copy !req
754. Do you kill people?Copy !req
755. No. If some guy is hurting someone,
I try to shoot him in the leg...Copy !req
756. just to stop him.Copy !req
757. Mama says policemen shoot black people.Copy !req
758. Is it true?
Yeah, is it true?Copy !req
759. Is that true?Copy !req
760. Maybe we ought to get
the kids some...Copy !req
761. Ice cream.Copy !req
762. You like ice cream?Copy !req
763. Yeah! Ice cream!Copy !req
764. No, not you, Alfred.Copy !req
765. Now, Alfred...Copy !req
766. The man you saw,
did you get a good look at him?Copy !req
767. - I saw him.
- Great!Copy !req
768. Picture him in your head.
Close your eyes.Copy !req
769. Think what he looks like.Copy !req
770. Got it?Copy !req
771. Can you draw him?Copy !req
772. Give me some drawing paper
and crayons.Copy !req
773. - This is good.
- Can it, man.Copy !req
774. We're gonna put out
an APB on Big Bird.Copy !req
775. "All units. Large
yellow bird, silly voice."Copy !req
776. You're hilarious, Martin. It's enough.Copy !req
777. Tell me what he looks like.Copy !req
778. Was he black?Copy !req
779. Was he white?Copy !req
780. Was he tall?Copy !req
781. Tall like me?Copy !req
782. What color was his hair? Brown?Copy !req
783. Black?Copy !req
784. Blond?Copy !req
785. His hair was blond.Copy !req
786. What did he have on?
Did he have jeans on?Copy !req
787. It was paint.Copy !req
788. Pained?Copy !req
789. I don't know.Copy !req
790. Pain...Copy !req
791. Painted?Copy !req
792. Painted. A tattoo?Copy !req
793. Like Popeye?
A tattoo like Popeye? No?Copy !req
794. It was that.Copy !req
795. Like that?Copy !req
796. Exactly like that?Copy !req
797. I saw it good. This is it.Copy !req
798. I remember.Copy !req
799. Are you sure?Copy !req
800. It had a knife, even.Copy !req
801. Roger, that's a Special Forces tattoo.Copy !req
802. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
803. A Special Forces tattoo,
mercury switches...Copy !req
804. What the hell
have we gotten into here?Copy !req
805. Yeah. Here.Copy !req
806. Wonder if there's an opening
in the fire department?Copy !req
807. Want to tell me about it?Copy !req
808. About what?
Don't bullshit me.Copy !req
809. Your daughter wasn't killed
for something she was into.Copy !req
810. She was killed
for something you're into.Copy !req
811. Stop me if I'm wrong.Copy !req
812. I don't know what you mean.Copy !req
813. Keep your hands
away from your pocket, okay?Copy !req
814. - Easy, man.
- Fuck easy.Copy !req
815. You called me the other day
to blow the whistle, right?Copy !req
816. Blow the whistle on what?Copy !req
817. You were going to spill your guts,
so they killed your daughter.Copy !req
818. Tell me if I'm wrong.
Talk to me!Copy !req
819. They killed your daughter.Copy !req
820. They paid off a hooker to poison
your little girl.Copy !req
821. Christ sake!
I've got another daughter.Copy !req
822. - She'll be protected.
- You don't know these people.Copy !req
823. Acquaint me with them.Copy !req
824. It goes back to the war.Copy !req
825. I worked with a group called
Air America. CIA front.Copy !req
826. They secretly ran
the entire war out of Laos.Copy !req
827. I was with a special unit called
Shadow Company. Trained killers.Copy !req
828. When Charlie brought in heroin
to finance the VC government...Copy !req
829. Shadow Company burned
the whole thing down.Copy !req
830. We killed everybody.Copy !req
831. We also formed a plan.Copy !req
832. Keep talking.Copy !req
833. A few years ago, Shadow Company
got together again.Copy !req
834. The war was over.Copy !req
835. - But we still had our sources in Asia.
- And?Copy !req
836. We've been bringing it in
ever since.Copy !req
837. Bringing in what?Copy !req
838. Heroin.Copy !req
839. Two major shipments a year.Copy !req
840. It's all run by ex-CIA.Copy !req
841. Soldiers, mercs.Copy !req
842. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
843. If you had cold feet, why did
they kill Amanda? Why not you?Copy !req
844. - They can't. They need me.
- Why?Copy !req
845. My company is a perfect front. Makes
everything look great on tax reports.Copy !req
846. This is big business, Roger.Copy !req
847. Not anymore.Copy !req
848. I'm gonna burn it down.Copy !req
849. You can't. It's too big.Copy !req
850. These people are trained,
expert killers.Copy !req
851. Tell me about your next shipment:
Where it's coming in, how many...Copy !req
852. I can't tell you that, Roger.
I can't.Copy !req
853. I have another daughter. You can't
protect her. I'm in this too deep.Copy !req
854. Heroin.
You got off easy, you son of a bitch!Copy !req
855. You through?Copy !req
856. I haven't even started.Copy !req
857. Gen. McAllister, this is
Delta One. We're coming in. Over.Copy !req
858. Your mission is accomplished?
Yes, sir.Copy !req
859. Mr. Hunsaker is dead, sir.Copy !req
860. I'm afraid, however,
that another problem exists.Copy !req
861. What is it? Explain.Copy !req
862. Hunsaker spoke to the police.Copy !req
863. Are they dead?
No, I missed the opportunity.Copy !req
864. Very disappointing. So the
police may know the whole operation?Copy !req
865. That is correct, sir.Copy !req
866. Joshua, it's time
we turned up the heat.Copy !req
867. Come on home.Copy !req
868. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
869. What's a nice Irish girl
like you doing out here?Copy !req
870. I'm looking for a guy,
had this girl in his stable.Copy !req
871. - Never seen her.
- She's in your line of work. You sure?Copy !req
872. - Sure. Why?
- I'm a police officer.Copy !req
873. Don't worry, I won't drag your
ass to jail...Copy !req
874. You wore your vest.Copy !req
875. That was smart, kid. Come on.Copy !req
876. Hold on! I'm on your side.Copy !req
877. Son of a bitch, that hurts!Copy !req
878. I'm pissed, Roger! Now I'm pissed.Copy !req
879. Look at your face!Copy !req
880. Two inches higher,
he'd have hit your head.Copy !req
881. Two inches lower,
I'd be a falsetto for life.Copy !req
882. I bet you'd sound nice too.Copy !req
883. Where's my gun?
Here.Copy !req
884. Oh, shit! Roger!Copy !req
885. The guy who shot me...Copy !req
886. The same albino jackrabbit
son of a bitch that did Hunsaker.Copy !req
887. - You sure?
- I'm sure, man.Copy !req
888. I never forget an asshole.Copy !req
889. I got an idea.Copy !req
890. We fly first class to Detroit
and lay low for a couple weeks.Copy !req
891. Come on, be serious.
What do we do?Copy !req
892. What else?Copy !req
893. We bury the fuckers.
And you know what else?Copy !req
894. We do this right, we get famous.
Do shaving ads. Girls. Money.Copy !req
895. With our luck, we'll do
Forest Lawn commercials.Copy !req
896. Bullshit! We got the edge.Copy !req
897. Roger, they think I'm dead.
I'm a corpse.Copy !req
898. Brilliant.Copy !req
899. Brilliant shit!Copy !req
900. 3-William-56.
We got a body for you.Copy !req
901. He was at Hunsaker's place.
I saw him, he saw me.Copy !req
902. Get someone else to do it, okay?Copy !req
903. Captain says give it to you.
About two blocks from your house.Copy !req
904. Yeah, sure. He's probably blond
with big dimples.Copy !req
905. How did you know that, sarge?Copy !req
906. - Get in here!
- What's the matter?Copy !req
907. Trouble.Copy !req
908. They just gave a description
of the kid my daughter's dating.Copy !req
909. Let's be dark and quiet.Copy !req
910. One, two...Copy !req
911. The bastards got my daughter.Copy !req
912. What is it?Copy !req
913. Nothing.Copy !req
914. What is it?
Nothing!Copy !req
915. Get back in your room.
Back in your room!Copy !req
916. Murtaugh.Copy !req
917. You have a beautiful daughter.Copy !req
918. I'd stick by the phone to find out
where to meet us.Copy !req
919. They got my kid.Copy !req
920. Bastards took my baby.Copy !req
921. Sgt. McCaskey, pick up line three.Copy !req
922. Homicide, McCaskey speaking.Copy !req
923. This is KCOP news.Copy !req
924. We heard an officer was shot tonight.
Can you give us more information?Copy !req
925. Sgt. Martin Riggs was shot and killed.
Who is this?Copy !req
926. We'll send somebody right over.Copy !req
927. Bingo! Riggs is out of the picture.Copy !req
928. I want Murtaugh taken alive.Copy !req
929. He may not talk.Copy !req
930. We have his little girl.
He'll talk.Copy !req
931. You know they're gonna kill her,
don't you?Copy !req
932. Yes.Copy !req
933. And if you want her back,
you'll have to take her away from them.Copy !req
934. I know.Copy !req
935. We do this my way.
You shoot and you shoot to Kill.Copy !req
936. Get as many as you can.
All you got to do is just not miss.Copy !req
937. I won't miss.Copy !req
938. We're going to get bloody on this one.Copy !req
939. Are you really crazy?Copy !req
940. Or are you as good
as you say you are?Copy !req
941. You're gonna have to trust me.Copy !req
942. Here we go.Copy !req
943. Murtaugh.Copy !req
944. We don't want your daughter.
We want to know what Hunsaker told you.Copy !req
945. Dry lake. Victorville.
Sunrise tomorrow. Be there.Copy !req
946. Murtaugh!Copy !req
947. Yes, that's right.Copy !req
948. Show me my daughter!Copy !req
949. Let me see her, then I'll come quietly.Copy !req
950. He wants to see the girl.Copy !req
951. Get out.Copy !req
952. Daddy!Copy !req
953. Okay, baby! I'm here.Copy !req
954. Okay, it's all right.Copy !req
955. Simple exchange.Copy !req
956. You come with us,
the girl takes a walk.Copy !req
957. Let her go now.Copy !req
958. As I say, take your hands
out of your pockets.Copy !req
959. Sure thing, pal.Copy !req
960. It's alive.Copy !req
961. Let her go now, or we all die.Copy !req
962. Take him!Copy !req
963. He has a grenade!Copy !req
964. He's bluffing!
He wouldn't risk killing his daughter.Copy !req
965. If she's gonna die...Copy !req
966. she's gonna die with me.
My way, not yours.Copy !req
967. Come on, Roger, get out of the way.
Move to your left. Come on!Copy !req
968. Put the pin back in.Copy !req
969. Officer Murtaugh, don't be foolish.
Look at the hardware.Copy !req
970. Move to your left.Copy !req
971. Look at the firepower.
You're grounded. Riggs is gone.Copy !req
972. Put the pin back in the grenade.Copy !req
973. If you come closer...Copy !req
974. then we all die.Copy !req
975. I don't think so.Copy !req
976. Daddy!Copy !req
977. Come on, honey.Copy !req
978. Just a smoker.Copy !req
979. Bingo.Copy !req
980. - Where is he?
- It's Riggs.Copy !req
981. Rianne, get in the car!Copy !req
982. Get in the fucking car!Copy !req
983. Go, Rianne, go!Copy !req
984. Come on, cottontail,
stick your head up.Copy !req
985. That's it, you son of a bitch.
Good night.Copy !req
986. Don't try it, son.
You're not that fast.Copy !req
987. Hello, Joshua. Hello, Joshua.Copy !req
988. - Yes, sir.
- I got Riggs.Copy !req
989. He's got Riggs. Go get the girl!Copy !req
990. Throw your weapon down!Copy !req
991. Put your hands behind your head!Copy !req
992. You're Gen. Peter McAllister,
commander of Shadow Company.Copy !req
993. I see we've heard of each other.Copy !req
994. Yep. It'll almost be a shame
when I nail you.Copy !req
995. I ran into some of those Shadow Company
pussies in Saigon in '69.Copy !req
996. You did, did you?Copy !req
997. Leave me alone!Copy !req
998. Save your strength.
You'll need it.Copy !req
999. Who's the Chin?Copy !req
1000. Endo, meet Mr. Martin Riggs.Copy !req
1001. Endo has forgotten more
about dispensing pain...Copy !req
1002. than we'll ever know.Copy !req
1003. Terrific.Copy !req
1004. See, we have a problem.Copy !req
1005. Since we have Murtaugh...Copy !req
1006. we don't need you.Copy !req
1007. I believe in being thorough.
I've heard that about you.Copy !req
1008. Our problem, and yours too...Copy !req
1009. Is we have a shipment
of merchandise to deliver.Copy !req
1010. Why don't you just call it heroin?Copy !req
1011. It's rather large, this shipment.Copy !req
1012. It would be unfortunate...Copy !req
1013. if we showed up
to deliver our heroin...Copy !req
1014. and were surrounded by 50 cops.Copy !req
1015. That would be too bad.Copy !req
1016. Yes, it would be.Copy !req
1017. So we have to find out
all the cops know.Copy !req
1018. We don't know shit.
You did Hunsaker before he could say...Copy !req
1019. No! No!Copy !req
1020. I wish I could believe you.
Unfortunately, I don't.Copy !req
1021. Now, if you tell me
everything you know...Copy !req
1022. I promise you I'll kill you quick.Copy !req
1023. I told you everything I know.Copy !req
1024. Endo?Copy !req
1025. What is that thing?Copy !req
1026. I'll tell you.Copy !req
1027. It's electric shock treatment.Copy !req
1028. We're in for a long night,
because I don't know shit.Copy !req
1029. We'll see.Copy !req
1030. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
1031. Hit him again!Copy !req
1032. Again!Copy !req
1033. Tell me about the shipment!Copy !req
1034. I'm gonna fucking kill both of you!Copy !req
1035. Very funny.
What about the shipment?Copy !req
1036. The shipment, Mr. Murtaugh.Copy !req
1037. Go spit!Copy !req
1038. Salt.Copy !req
1039. Go spit, you son of a bitch.
Fuck you!Copy !req
1040. This is getting nowhere.Copy !req
1041. Mr. Large.Copy !req
1042. He knows shit. We're safe.Copy !req
1043. He'd have told us.
Nobody can take that.Copy !req
1044. Fine.Copy !req
1045. Bad ass soldier, huh?Copy !req
1046. Daddy!Copy !req
1047. Get her up.Copy !req
1048. Untie me and I'll kill
all of you bastards!Copy !req
1049. Tell me what you know.Copy !req
1050. Fuck you, bastard!
I'll kill you!Copy !req
1051. Sorry, pal.
Say good night.Copy !req
1052. That's a real good-looking
young woman...Copy !req
1053. you got there, Mr. Murtaugh.Copy !req
1054. I've told you everything.Copy !req
1055. We'll soon know, won't we?Copy !req
1056. I'm warning you.Copy !req
1057. Don't.Copy !req
1058. Spare me, son. It's over.Copy !req
1059. There's no more heroes
left in the world.Copy !req
1060. Kill that son of a bitch!Copy !req
1061. That asshole's getting away!Copy !req
1062. Who's fucking next?Copy !req
1063. McAllister!Copy !req
1064. Who's next?Copy !req
1065. Pretty thin, huh?Copy !req
1066. Anorexic.Copy !req
1067. Let's do what the shepherd did.
What?Copy !req
1068. Get the flock out of here.Copy !req
1069. Is it him?Copy !req
1070. No. It's not Joshua.Copy !req
1071. Joshua!Copy !req
1072. Come on, let's go!
Come on, come on!Copy !req
1073. Move it, move it, move it!Copy !req
1074. Halt! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
1075. Get out of the fucking car!
Come on, now!Copy !req
1076. Police officers!Copy !req
1077. Freeze!Copy !req
1078. I'm a police officer. Give me
some backup and take care of the girl.Copy !req
1079. Hey, Riggs!Copy !req
1080. Yo!Copy !req
1081. He's going for the freeway!Copy !req
1082. - You okay?
- Yeah!Copy !req
1083. Cut over the 3rd Street
bridge! You'll get ahead of him.Copy !req
1084. General McAllister...Copy !req
1085. time for you to die.Copy !req
1086. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1087. Hold it!Copy !req
1088. You all right?Copy !req
1089. Get back in your car!Copy !req
1090. Mind if I test-drive your Audi?Copy !req
1091. Stop the son of a bitch!Copy !req
1092. Shit!Copy !req
1093. Goddamn...Copy !req
1094. He got my car!Copy !req
1095. - Get back!
- Hey, man, I'm cool.Copy !req
1096. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
1097. Open the door!Copy !req
1098. Kill that cop son of a bitch!Copy !req
1099. No way you live. No way.Copy !req
1100. Gangway!
Hold it now.Copy !req
1101. Police officer.
Go ahead.Copy !req
1102. Well, shit!
What now, kid?Copy !req
1103. First thing, we get you to hospital.Copy !req
1104. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
1105. Don't breathe this stuff.
And Joshua?Copy !req
1106. The slippery son of a bitch got away!Copy !req
1107. - What do you mean he got away?
- Hey, fire me.Copy !req
1108. Shit!
Hold on a second.Copy !req
1109. Where you going?Copy !req
1110. Sarge, I'm commandeering your car.Copy !req
1111. What's the matter?Copy !req
1112. My home!
The son of a bitch knows where I live.Copy !req
1113. I'll drive, Cochise.Copy !req
1114. I got to look at him!
He's all right.Copy !req
1115. 3-W-30 en route to
Sgt. Murtaugh's residence.Copy !req
1116. Requesting additional units.Copy !req
1117. Excuse me, sir.
May we help you?Copy !req
1118. No, thank you.Copy !req
1119. Good morning, sir.Copy !req
1120. Tell me, what day is it?Copy !req
1121. Goddamn Christmas!Copy !req
1122. I'll give you a home
to come back to.Copy !req
1123. Crazy son of a bitch!Copy !req
1124. Give me that. Drop it.Copy !req
1125. Looking for the general?Copy !req
1126. He's barbecuing his nuts
on Hollywood Boulevard.Copy !req
1127. What do you say, Jack?Copy !req
1128. Like a shot at the title?Copy !req
1129. Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
1130. Okay, men! I'm Sgt. Murtaugh.
My responsibility here!Copy !req
1131. Watch commander is en route.Copy !req
1132. Until then, Sgt. Murtaugh
is in charge on site.Copy !req
1133. Just keep the citizens clear.Copy !req
1134. Keep everyone back!Copy !req
1135. It's Sgt. Riggs' arrest.
I take full responsibility!Copy !req
1136. The son of a bitch
killed two of our men!Copy !req
1137. Get him, kid!
He's yours!Copy !req
1138. Come on, Riggs! Come on!Copy !req
1139. You wanna quit now?
You wanna quit?Copy !req
1140. Give me your nightstick!
Riggs!Copy !req
1141. Come on!Copy !req
1142. Show me what you got!Copy !req
1143. Eat this, sucker!Copy !req
1144. Let them take him!Copy !req
1145. Let me take him!Copy !req
1146. No! Back off!Copy !req
1147. Break his fucking neck!Copy !req
1148. It's not worth it.Copy !req
1149. You lose.Copy !req
1150. Get that shit off my lawn!Copy !req
1151. How you doing, kid?Copy !req
1152. I got you.Copy !req
1153. I got you, partner.Copy !req
1154. Merry Christmas, Victoria Lynn.Copy !req
1155. I love you.Copy !req
1156. - Hi.
- Oh, hi.Copy !req
1157. How are you?Copy !req
1158. I'm going to be all right. You?Copy !req
1159. I'm good.Copy !req
1160. Give this to your dad, okay?Copy !req
1161. It's a present for him.
Tell him I won't need it anymore.Copy !req
1162. - It's a bullet.
- Yeah, it's a bullet.Copy !req
1163. He'll understand.Copy !req
1164. You want to come in?
We're building.Copy !req
1165. No, I gotta go.Copy !req
1166. You have a nice Christmas, though.Copy !req
1167. Okay. You too.Copy !req
1168. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
1169. Bye.Copy !req
1170. Riggs!Copy !req
1171. After all we've been through...Copy !req
1172. if you think I'm gonna eat
the world's lousiest turkey by myself...Copy !req
1173. you're crazy.Copy !req
1174. - I'll tell you a little secret.
- What?Copy !req
1175. I'm not crazy.Copy !req
1176. I know.Copy !req
1177. Oh, good. Let's eat.Copy !req
1178. Hey, you know something?Copy !req
1179. I think your daughter likes me.Copy !req
1180. - If you touch her, I'll kill you.
- You'll try.Copy !req
1181. - You mind if I bring a friend?
- Of course, bring a friend.Copy !req
1182. I don't think the cat
will like this.Copy !req
1183. I'll put five on the mutt.Copy !req
1184. I'm too old for this.Copy !req