1. - Aloha.
- Aloha.Copy !req
2. Today the Galactic Council
assemblesCopy !req
3. to honor Lilo and Stitch,Copy !req
4. who have successfully
captured all 625Copy !req
5. of Jumba's
genetic experiments,Copy !req
6. turned them
from bad to good,Copy !req
7. and found each a place
where it can belong.Copy !req
8. To recognize the completion
of their task,Copy !req
9. the Galactic Council
has elected to bestowCopy !req
10. the following rewards...Copy !req
11. You hear that, Jumba?Copy !req
12. We're gonna
get prizes.Copy !req
13. Dr. Jumba Jookiba,Copy !req
14. we hereby return
the confiscated keyCopy !req
15. - to your laboratory.
- Hah!Copy !req
16. With old lab back,
evil possibilities are infinite!Copy !req
17. Agent Wendy Pleakley...Copy !req
18. we hereby offer you
the chair of Earth StudiesCopy !req
19. at the GACC.Copy !req
20. Ohh.Copy !req
21. Galactic Alliance
Community College?Copy !req
22. Yes!Copy !req
23. As for Stitch,Copy !req
24. you are hereby
offered a commissionCopy !req
25. as captain of
the Galactic ArmadaCopy !req
26. and commander of its
new flagship the BRB-9000.Copy !req
27. Ooh. BRB.Copy !req
28. What's BRB
stand for?Copy !req
29. Big Red Battleship!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
30. Finally, Lilo Pelekai,Copy !req
31. you shall become our
first Earth ambassadorCopy !req
32. and return to KauaiCopy !req
33. to be the experiments'
sole caretaker.Copy !req
34. You mean Jumba and Pleakley
and Stitch aren't coming home?Copy !req
35. Stitch wants to come back
to Kauai. Right, Stitch?Copy !req
36. Oh, uh, Kauai.Copy !req
37. Yeah.Copy !req
38. Maybe everybody
wants to go back?Copy !req
39. - Right. Of course.
- Right.Copy !req
40. Don't you have
something to say?Copy !req
41. Oh, yeah, right.Copy !req
42. I'm wishing to go back
to stinky water planetCopy !req
43. and share bunk bed
with bossy one-eyed noodle.Copy !req
44. Is this your
final decision?Copy !req
45. Um...Copy !req
46. - Eeh.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
47. I suppose.
Or maybe...Copy !req
48. Then so be it.Copy !req
49. Now that we're done
catching experiments,Copy !req
50. we can do whatever we want.Copy !req
51. I want to finish
my logbook.Copy !req
52. It's got a picture
of every experiment,Copy !req
53. in the one place
they belong.Copy !req
54. What do you want
to do, Stitch?Copy !req
55. Hmm...Copy !req
56. And, uh... Huh?Copy !req
57. Ee-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
58. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
59. Scale model
of Big Red Battleship.Copy !req
60. Impressive.Copy !req
61. Where are you taking
the microwave?Copy !req
62. Hah! Without
evil genius lab,Copy !req
63. Jumba must energize
genetic experimentsCopy !req
64. with primitive
Earth popcorn maker.Copy !req
65. You know,
the microwave ovenCopy !req
66. was invented
by Dr. Percy Spencer.Copy !req
67. Ah, who cares?Copy !req
68. If you were a student
at GACC you'd careCopy !req
69. 'cause it would be
on the final exam.Copy !req
70. And what do we
call this, class?Copy !req
71. Breakfast?Copy !req
72. Specifically,
grain-based flakesCopy !req
73. immersed in bovine
gland extract.Copy !req
74. Eww!Copy !req
75. I'm off to work.
Oh, Pleakley.Copy !req
76. I need you to fix
Lilo's skirt for hula class.Copy !req
77. Only if you answer this extra
credit question correctly.Copy !req
78. Where did the native Hawaiian
hula dance originate?Copy !req
79. - Uh, Hawaii?
- Very good, Nani!Copy !req
80. If you were attending GACC,Copy !req
81. I'd move you
to the head of the class.Copy !req
82. Blitznak!Copy !req
83. Without the reserve engines,
this ship is stupid and useless.Copy !req
84. - Just like you.
- Who am I kidding?Copy !req
85. You're right.Copy !req
86. I couldn't hold on to a single
one of those experiments.Copy !req
87. You still got me,Copy !req
88. your faithful
sandwich-making pal.Copy !req
89. Yes. I noticed the little
Earth girl never captured you.Copy !req
90. I guessed the one place
I belongedCopy !req
91. was with my
blubber-butt buddy Gantu.Copy !req
92. Maybe that was
my problem all along.Copy !req
93. What? Your blubber butt?Copy !req
94. Gantu?Copy !req
95. So, we're taking the old
two-man shuttle, huh? Heh-heh.Copy !req
96. Hey, you want I should fix
a picnic lunch for the trip?Copy !req
97. There's only room for two
on the two-man shuttle,Copy !req
98. me and Dr. Hamsterviel.Copy !req
99. - I'm breaking him
out of prison.
- What?Copy !req
100. This is my last chance
to redeem myself.Copy !req
101. If I succeed,
my future is secured.Copy !req
102. What about my future? How am I
supposed to pay the bills?Copy !req
103. Why not make sandwiches?
It's all you're good at.Copy !req
104. - Maybe I will!
- Fine.Copy !req
105. You're gonna miss
my egg salad!Copy !req
106. Not enough mayonnaise
and too much dill weed.Copy !req
107. What did you call me?Copy !req
108. Aagh! Primitive
Earth science.Copy !req
109. Jumba...Copy !req
110. what was
your old lab like?Copy !req
111. Ah ha ha ha!
Galaxy Defense Industries.Copy !req
112. State-of-art
genetic accelerator.Copy !req
113. Endless uburnium
energy supply.Copy !req
114. Everything little boy Jumba
ever dreamed of havingCopy !req
115. in evil genius laboratory!Copy !req
116. Hah... Um, but popcorn power
is good too.Copy !req
117. Welcome, students,
to Earthiana 101.Copy !req
118. Quiet, class. Quiet!Copy !req
119. Plooka,
spit out that gum!Copy !req
120. Lenlu, stop playing
with your antenna.Copy !req
121. - Pleakley.
- Aah! Oh, Lilo!Copy !req
122. Don't pay
any attention to me.Copy !req
123. I wasn't pretending to be
a professor of Earth Studies,Copy !req
124. just like I dreamed of
since before I could walk
on three legs.Copy !req
125. Not at all! I was just, uh,
uh... brushing my tongues!Copy !req
126. BRB.Copy !req
127. Scrump, have I ever
told you the storyCopy !req
128. of the Lonely Rooster?Copy !req
129. Once there was a rooster
named Pancake.Copy !req
130. He was lonely.Copy !req
131. So he went to the beach
to make friends.Copy !req
132. He made friends
with a shell named PaulaCopy !req
133. and an empty can of soda
named JimmyCopy !req
134. and a piece of a broken
surfboard named Steve.Copy !req
135. They were good friends
and had fun playing together.Copy !req
136. But then one day a big wave
splashed over the whole beachCopy !req
137. and washed Paula and Jimmy
and Steve away.Copy !req
138. Pancake was sad
that his friends were gone.Copy !req
139. But Pancake
was never lonely again,Copy !req
140. because he could always
remember them.Copy !req
141. The end.Copy !req
142. Lilo, are you OK?Copy !req
143. Scrump and I are
getting used to the wayCopy !req
144. things used to be.Copy !req
145. So, you're letting them go.Copy !req
146. They'll say
they want to stay,Copy !req
147. but it's just becauseCopy !req
148. they don't want me
to be sad.Copy !req
149. They'll be OK
without me, right?Copy !req
150. Oh, Lilo.Copy !req
151. You're showing so much
aloha spirit letting them go.Copy !req
152. And the aloha you give
will always come back to you.Copy !req
153. It's like a circle.Copy !req
154. Aloha means hello,
but it also means goodbye.Copy !req
155. It's hard to say goodbye.Copy !req
156. I know, baby.Copy !req
157. Goodbye, laundry!
Goodbye, dirty dishes!Copy !req
158. Goodbye, dust bunnies.
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye!Copy !req
159. Nani says that letting you go
shows aloha spirit,Copy !req
160. and that the aloha you give
will always come back to you.Copy !req
161. Eh, interesting theory
but scientifically impossible.Copy !req
162. I'm estimating
23 percent alohaCopy !req
163. - is lost in giving process.Copy !req
164. You know, aloha is one
of those Earth conceptsCopy !req
165. I never did understand.Copy !req
166. Come, Pleakley. Oof!Copy !req
167. What is in here,
bricks?Copy !req
168. Concrete, adobe,
terra cotta...Copy !req
169. You name the brick,
it's in there.Copy !req
170. My students are sure
to find them fascinating.Copy !req
171. Jumba, you belong back in your
real evil genius laboratory.Copy !req
172. But if you're ever missing
Kauai, you can play this.Copy !req
173. It's my favorite
Elvis record.Copy !req
174. Pleakley, you belong at Galactic
Alliance Community CollegeCopy !req
175. teaching Earth stuff
to aliens.Copy !req
176. That's why I'm
giving you this rock.Copy !req
177. Here it's just
a dumb old paperweight,Copy !req
178. but out there it'll be
a dumb old paperweightCopy !req
179. from another planet.Copy !req
180. I'll keep it
with me always.Copy !req
181. And, Stitch,
you belong...Copy !req
182. I'll miss you too.Copy !req
183. But you belong
out in space,Copy !req
184. catching bad guys with
the Big Red Battleship.Copy !req
185. This is a very
special necklace.Copy !req
186. I kept it hidden in
a sock for three years.Copy !req
187. It's Ku Tiki,
the god of strength.Copy !req
188. Promise to never
take it off?Copy !req
189. - Promise.
- You're number 626.Copy !req
190. - Name: Stitch.Copy !req
191. Aloha.Copy !req
192. Aloha.Copy !req
193. Don't worry,
Dr. Hamsterviel,Copy !req
194. your escape
will soon be complete.Copy !req
195. What do you mean
"complete"?Copy !req
196. You haven't even broken me
out of my cell!Copy !req
197. Then who is this?Copy !req
198. That's the warden's gerbil,
you nearsighted fish stick!Copy !req
199. Hmm. He looks
just like you.Copy !req
200. Security command,
release portal 7.Copy !req
201. Run! Run!Copy !req
202. And put down
that gerbil!Copy !req
203. I brought you
a little surprise.Copy !req
204. - What is it?
- An Earth souvenir.Copy !req
205. They call it an aloha lei.
It symbolizes...Copy !req
206. Excellent!
I'm starving!Copy !req
207. Wait! Wait!
You're not supposed to...Copy !req
208. Never mind.Copy !req
209. - Aloha.
- Captain Stitch.Copy !req
210. The Council has received...Copy !req
211. You have coconut cake
on your uniform.Copy !req
212. Oh. Sorry.Copy !req
213. The Council has received
a security alert.Copy !req
214. With the aid
of the former Captain Gantu,Copy !req
215. Dr. Jacques von Hamsterviel
has escaped from prison.Copy !req
216. - This is your first missionCopy !req
217. as captain of
the Galactic Armada.Copy !req
218. Seek out and capture
Dr. Hamsterviel.Copy !req
219. It will also be
the maiden voyage of...Copy !req
220. - Oh!
- ... the BRB-9000.Copy !req
221. - BRB fueling complete.
- Hatchway secure.Copy !req
222. Captain has
arrived in the bay.Copy !req
223. Oh! Big Red...Copy !req
224. Whoo-hoo! Aah!Copy !req
225. He, uh, went in
through the air manifold.Copy !req
226. - Captain on the...Copy !req
227. - ... ceiling?Copy !req
228. Big Red, Big Red, Big Red!Copy !req
229. Huh?Copy !req
230. Hmm.Copy !req
231. Hyperdrive activated...Copy !req
232. Captain, you're certain
you want to engageCopy !req
233. the H-drive
in the spaceport?Copy !req
234. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
235. Well, he's certainly
enthusiastic.Copy !req
236. Yeeow!Copy !req
237. Is there anything else I can
get for you, Professor Pleakley?Copy !req
238. Why, yes.
You could give meCopy !req
239. a great big pinch
to wake me up!Copy !req
240. I've got a huge
corner office,Copy !req
241. a complete set of
the Encyclopedia Earthiana,Copy !req
242. my very own walk-in closet,Copy !req
243. the keys to the college
carpool van, and...Copy !req
244. galaxy-wide fame as the
greatest Earth expert ever!Copy !req
245. Is that
a real Earth rock?Copy !req
246. Why, yes.
Yes, it is.Copy !req
247. You've actually been
to Earth?Copy !req
248. You must tell me everything.Copy !req
249. Of course.
But you will have to waitCopy !req
250. for my first lecture,Copy !req
251. "Perspectives on Earthiana:
A One-Eyed View."Copy !req
252. Lecture?
You don't give lectures.Copy !req
253. I don't?Copy !req
254. Oh. Well, then, in my
first class you can always...Copy !req
255. And you don't have
classes either.Copy !req
256. You're a supervising
professor.Copy !req
257. That's why you get
all this great stuff:Copy !req
258. the office,
the encyclopedias,Copy !req
259. your own walk-in closet
and wardrobe.Copy !req
260. Oh, right.Copy !req
261. Could we take a look at
that, um, new wardrobe?Copy !req
262. Ah! Jumba's
evil scientist laboratory.Copy !req
263. Is just as I left it!Copy !req
264. So many wonderful memories
of evil experimentation,Copy !req
265. ending with disgrace,
arrest and imprisonment,Copy !req
266. but still
wonderful memories.Copy !req
267. So much new evil
to be done. Heh-heh-heh!Copy !req
268. Where to begin?
Antiaircraft lollipops?Copy !req
269. Oh! Permanently stinky
bedroom slippers?Copy !req
270. Or perhaps device to stop
evil genius talking to self.Copy !req
271. Heh-heh-heh-heh!
Eh, silly Jumba.Copy !req
272. It's rounds time,
Scrump.Copy !req
273. I used to do it
with Stitch,Copy !req
274. but you can
help me instead.Copy !req
275. We just check to make sure
that all Stitch's cousinsCopy !req
276. are still happy
in the one place they belong.Copy !req
277. Wow! Wasp Mummies VI
is already out.Copy !req
278. I hope my dad will
let me go see it.Copy !req
279. - Well, I heard...
- Aloha, Myrtle.Copy !req
280. Where are you
taking Gigi?Copy !req
281. I'm taking her
to the canine spa.Copy !req
282. What'd you do
with your dog?Copy !req
283. He's an outer space pilot
in a Big Red BattleshipCopy !req
284. - and fighting bad guys.Copy !req
285. Is not!
You're a weirdo!Copy !req
286. - Yeah!
- No, I'm not!Copy !req
287. I'm done doing
all that weird stuff now.Copy !req
288. Wanna play dolls?Copy !req
289. No way! Once a weirdo,
always a weirdo.Copy !req
290. That's what my dad
used to say.Copy !req
291. - I didn't know you had a dad.
- Quiet, Yuki.Copy !req
292. In fact, I bet that's why
your dog ran away,Copy !req
293. and I also bet that
he's never coming back.Copy !req
294. - Yeah!
- Just like Myrtle's dad.Copy !req
295. Quiet, Yuki!Copy !req
296. Hey! Wait up!Copy !req
297. Come on, Scrump.Copy !req
298. Lilo! I told you
you can't stay out after sunset.Copy !req
299. - OK.
- OK?Copy !req
300. You did the right thing.Copy !req
301. - Letting them go shows...
- Aloha. I know.Copy !req
302. Add two tablespoons
genetic material and...Copy !req
303. Hah! I've perfected
evil genius boom-boom liquidCopy !req
304. for saliva of new experiment.Copy !req
305. Pleakley! Come look!Copy !req
306. Pleak...Copy !req
307. I'm forgetting.
No Pleakley, just Jumba.Copy !req
308. Shh! Who you talking to?
Shh! Stop that.Copy !req
309. I'd like
to sing a songCopy !req
310. that's probably the saddest
song I've ever heard.Copy !req
311. Perhaps other side
is less depressing.Copy !req
312. - Jumba!
- Dr. Hamsterviel!Copy !req
313. I see I have found you
recollectingCopy !req
314. misty musical
recollections.Copy !req
315. Why are you no longer on
asteroid of inescapable prison?Copy !req
316. No prison can contain me!Copy !req
317. I... I mean, I am fully
reformed. Out on parole.Copy !req
318. I heard you were
opening up the old shop.Copy !req
319. So I am thinking...Copy !req
320. maybe we could work
together again.Copy !req
321. Remember the old days?Copy !req
322. You creating
experiments,Copy !req
323. I funding them with my
shady business deals.Copy !req
324. - No.
- Oh, come on!Copy !req
325. Graduating together
from Evil Genius U?Copy !req
326. - Our first business together?Copy !req
327. What about creating
our first experiment?Copy !req
328. You remember Shrink?Copy !req
329. 25 years of partnership,Copy !req
330. and you did nothing
but cheat Jumba,Copy !req
331. embarrass Jumba,
steal from Jumba,Copy !req
332. and finally fink on Jumba
to Galactic Federation.Copy !req
333. For you, I wouldn't create
piece of dry toast!Copy !req
334. Very well, then.
You leave me no choiceCopy !req
335. but to forcibly force you
to make a new experimentCopy !req
336. by force!Copy !req
337. By force! By force!
That was your cue!Copy !req
338. Sorry.Copy !req
339. Now, Jumba, I will
explain this only onceCopy !req
340. and oh, so patiently.Copy !req
341. I want to order
a new version of 626.Copy !req
342. Make him with extra
destructive capabilitiesCopy !req
343. but easy on the fluffy.Copy !req
344. And I don't like blue.Copy !req
345. So make him
resplendent redCopy !req
346. to match my cape,
and make him to go!Copy !req
347. Jumba makes genius experiments,
not fast food.Copy !req
348. Would take years
just to create design.Copy !req
349. Well, what about
this one?Copy !req
350. Is it done?
Is it finished?Copy !req
351. Can't be rushing
evil genius.Copy !req
352. Answer it.Copy !req
353. But none of your
not-so-funny funny business.Copy !req
354. Galaxy Defense
Industries,Copy !req
355. where DNA stands
for "Do Not Ask."Copy !req
356. - Jumba!
- Pleakley!Copy !req
357. - Eh, is bad time.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
358. It's just that, well...
I just miss you so much!Copy !req
359. I mean, heh, I just happen to be
in your quadrant, so I thought,Copy !req
360. maybe I'll drop by.Copy !req
361. - Enough! Hang up!
- No.Copy !req
362. No? But don't you miss
your Aunt Pleakley?Copy !req
363. - No!
- I'm wearing the wig.Copy !req
364. No! Not coming by.
Never coming by!Copy !req
365. Never wanting
seeing you again.Copy !req
366. Yeah?
Well, me neither!Copy !req
367. What I meant when I said
"I miss you so muchCopy !req
368. and can I visit?" was
"I don't miss you at allCopy !req
369. and I never ever want to see
you ever again ever either!"Copy !req
370. - Is truly evil!Copy !req
371. Making Jumba pretend
to be mean to Pleakley.Copy !req
372. Just finish my experiment.Copy !req
373. Hmmph.Copy !req
374. Am putting
finishing touches... now.Copy !req
375. Why are you playing
that annoyingly folksy
folk music?Copy !req
376. Eh, to annoy experiment.Copy !req
377. Is making him more evil, yes?
Heh-heh.Copy !req
378. Oh, good idea.Copy !req
379. More evil is good.Copy !req
380. Oh! He's so beautiful
in his ugly nastiness.Copy !req
381. Oh, perhaps I will mimic
the little Earth girlCopy !req
382. and name you
with your very own name.Copy !req
383. I shall call you...
Spike!Copy !req
384. Heh-heh. She already
used that one.Copy !req
385. Very well. Kicks.Copy !req
386. - Used it.
- Slugger.Copy !req
387. - Done.
- Cannonball?Copy !req
388. He jumps in the water,
makes awesome waves.Copy !req
389. - Why not just call it 627?Copy !req
390. - You already made 627.
- I did?Copy !req
391. Shut up! I am naming
the naming here.Copy !req
392. I'll think of it.Copy !req
393. I've got it!Copy !req
394. I shall name you...Copy !req
395. - Leroy!Copy !req
396. What? It is a genius name.Copy !req
397. My Leroy will be defeated
by no thing or no one,Copy !req
398. - not even...Copy !req
399. - 626?
- Aloha, Gerbil Boy.Copy !req
400. This is
all so perfect.Copy !req
401. A test for my
new creation.Copy !req
402. - Hey! Is my creation.
- Whatever.Copy !req
403. Leroy, destroy him!Copy !req
404. - Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
- What is so ha-ha funny?Copy !req
405. - I don't have insurance.
- Get him, Leroy. Get him!Copy !req
406. Aah! Ooh!Copy !req
407. - Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
408. - Is this a bad time?Copy !req
409. I just
wanted to make up.Copy !req
410. Next time send flowers.Copy !req
411. Now that I have
proven LeroyCopy !req
412. to be an invincible
fighting machine...Copy !req
413. Leroy?Copy !req
414. I shall proceed
with the next phaseCopy !req
415. of my oh-so-clever plan,Copy !req
416. creating an army
of Leroy clones!Copy !req
417. And now, to dispose of you
three meddling meddlers.Copy !req
418. I have cleverly
programmed this vehicleCopy !req
419. with destination
coordinates 12-21-9-7-9.Copy !req
420. The black hole!Copy !req
421. We can't fly
into a black hole!Copy !req
422. I've gotta have the van
back to the college by 6:00.Copy !req
423. Well, you're going
to be late by about...Copy !req
424. forever!Copy !req
425. - Captain on this... floor.Copy !req
426. Captain setting
destination coordinates.Copy !req
427. Zero parsec?Copy !req
428. Captain Stitch, our orders
are to return the prisonerCopy !req
429. to Asteroid K-37.Copy !req
430. Why are we setting
a course for Turo?Copy !req
431. You're not the captain!Copy !req
432. He is now!Copy !req
433. Hello,
this is Cobra Bubbles.Copy !req
434. Cobra, I want
to call Stitch.Copy !req
435. I'm unable to come to
the phone right now.Copy !req
436. My current location:
classified.Copy !req
437. Estimated return time:
classified.Copy !req
438. Have a nice day.Copy !req
439. Does Scrump
want some breakfast?Copy !req
440. It's her favorite,
cold pizza.Copy !req
441. She's not hungry.Copy !req
442. She's worried
about Stitch.Copy !req
443. Aww, Stitch can
take care of himself.Copy !req
444. He's indestructible,
remember?Copy !req
445. I told Scrump that,Copy !req
446. but she gets feelings
sometimes.Copy !req
447. She thinks
something's wrong.Copy !req
448. so I've been trying to
get in touch with Stitch.Copy !req
449. Oh, 'cause
you're gonna needCopy !req
450. one of those intergalactic
communicator thingiesCopy !req
451. if you want
to contact him.Copy !req
452. I know! But Jumba and
Pleakley's ship is gone,Copy !req
453. and Pleakley took
his space cell phone.Copy !req
454. Who else?
Out of my way!Copy !req
455. - I need peanut butter!
- For breakfast?Copy !req
456. Hello?Copy !req
457. Hmmph, Gantu schmantu.
Who needs him?Copy !req
458. Nothing but a pain
in the patookie anyhow.Copy !req
459. Didn't even like
my egg salad.Copy !req
460. "More mayonnaise,
less dill weed."Copy !req
461. - Uh, hello?
- Sorry, we're not open.Copy !req
462. - Open?
- I'm turning this dumpCopy !req
463. into the best spaceship-shaped
sandwich shop on the island.Copy !req
464. - Where's Gantu?
- He left.Copy !req
465. But I'm naming
a sandwich after him,Copy !req
466. the open-faced
double decker blubber butt.Copy !req
467. I won't ask what's in it.Copy !req
468. I brought you something.Copy !req
469. Peanut butter and jelly?Copy !req
470. Gee, nobody's ever made me
a sandwich. Heh-heh.Copy !req
471. Hey, what do you want?Copy !req
472. I need to call Stitch.Copy !req
473. Sorry. Videophone's busted,Copy !req
474. like everything else
in this dump.Copy !req
475. - Can you fix it?
- Why should I?Copy !req
476. Gantu's the only one who'd call,
and I ain't answerin'.Copy !req
477. From now on, I'm lookin' out
for old number 625.Copy !req
478. 625. I never gave you
a name, did I?Copy !req
479. A name? For me?Copy !req
480. Let's see.
How about Patty?Copy !req
481. Short for patty melt.Copy !req
482. Or... Monte?
Like a Monte Cristo?Copy !req
483. Or Pita Pita Sandwich Eata.Copy !req
484. I don't think so.Copy !req
485. I know! Reuben.Copy !req
486. Huh. The classic corned beef
and sauerkraut on rye.Copy !req
487. Reuben.
Ooh, I like that.Copy !req
488. So, uh, does this give me
official "cousin" status?Copy !req
489. You know, full ohana rights?
All that aloha stuff?Copy !req
490. Depends. You have to give
aloha to get some back.Copy !req
491. So, you're gonna help me
fix the videophone?Copy !req
492. Sure. Why not?Copy !req
493. It's Lilo, right?Copy !req
494. Uh, you sure
that's gonna work?Copy !req
495. You'd be amazed. Pickle juice
is a great conductor.Copy !req
496. - You may thank me later.
- I'll thank you now.Copy !req
497. Mahalo, Reuben.Copy !req
498. Heh. No problem, Lilo.Copy !req
499. Incoming call from...
E-arth, sir.Copy !req
500. It must be
the little Earth girl.Copy !req
501. Ha-ha! My Leroy will easily
dupe her tiny little brain.Copy !req
502. Hide!Copy !req
503. Oooh!Copy !req
504. Aloha, Stitch.Copy !req
505. - Stitch?
- Uh...Copy !req
506. - Say "eeh."
- Eeh.Copy !req
507. - Are you OK?
- No, cuter.
Think "plush toy"!Copy !req
508. Oh, yeah, it's me.
I'm Fluffy.Copy !req
509. That's him,
all right.Copy !req
510. Wait a minute.
My tiki necklace.Copy !req
511. He's not wearing it.
That's not Stitch!Copy !req
512. - Hang up. Hang up!
- OK! Bye-bye!Copy !req
513. - Wait!Copy !req
514. Ah. I think that went
very well, don't you?Copy !req
515. - Actually, sir, I think...
- I didn't ask what you think!Copy !req
516. - Actually, you did. I...
- It was a rhetorical question!Copy !req
517. Don't you know what
a rhetorical question is?Copy !req
518. - Yes, sir! I believe it's...
- That was rhetorical too!Copy !req
519. My genius plan
is unfolding perfectly.Copy !req
520. Prepare for hyperspace
to planet Turo,Copy !req
521. where I and my army
of Leroys...Copy !req
522. - Quit picking your nose.Copy !req
523. shall take over the
stinky Galactic Alliance!Copy !req
524. Sir, I must point out
a weak spot in your plan.Copy !req
525. The little Earth girl
has a special talentCopy !req
526. for turning evil experiments
from bad to good.Copy !req
527. And she controls
a force of over 600Copy !req
528. of Jumba's
genetic creations.Copy !req
529. This makes her a credible
threat to your Leroy army.Copy !req
530. Very well. Then the
little girl's experimentsCopy !req
531. must be captured and taken
to a large public arena,Copy !req
532. where I shall
destroy them all!Copy !req
533. This is clearly a job
for my most trusted henchman.Copy !req
534. Thank you, sir. I won't
fail you this time.Copy !req
535. You have already failed me
625 times.Copy !req
536. No, this time I will send
my new trusted henchman,Copy !req
537. - Leroy!Copy !req
538. Reuben,
there's a fake StitchCopy !req
539. driving
the Big Red Battleship.Copy !req
540. Do you know
what that means?Copy !req
541. It's lunchtime?Copy !req
542. No. Stitch is in trouble,Copy !req
543. and so is the Galactic Armada
and planet TuroCopy !req
544. and maybe the whole galaxy!Copy !req
545. It ain't our problem.Copy !req
546. Look, you're number 625.Copy !req
547. The closest one
to Stitch.Copy !req
548. If you wanted to, you could
have all of his powers.Copy !req
549. You just have to stop
making sandwichesCopy !req
550. and start making
something of yourself.Copy !req
551. - I'm gonna fix this ship,Copy !req
552. fly to planet Turo
and warn the Grand Councilwoman.Copy !req
553. Are you with me?Copy !req
554. I said,
are you with me?Copy !req
555. I'm with you, sister,
but first we gotta
put this servo unitCopy !req
556. back in the main
drive shaft.Copy !req
557. You are as strong
as Stitch.Copy !req
558. Now, we reroute
the ignition conduit...Copy !req
559. And you can walk
on the ceiling.Copy !req
560. Whoa-ohh!Copy !req
561. I'm a little
out of practice.Copy !req
562. Flazookie
and cartridge clamp.Copy !req
563. - Here?
- Smaishy scoop.Copy !req
564. - Is this it?
- Pickle.Copy !req
565. - It's got a bite out of it.
- Perfect!Copy !req
566. And please, keep Weirdlo
and her weirdnessCopy !req
567. as far away from me
as possible.Copy !req
568. Black hole
dead ahead!Copy !req
569. Aah! Ha-ha!Copy !req
570. New destination
coordinates denied.Copy !req
571. Impact with black hole:
one minute.Copy !req
572. What's gonna happen to us?Copy !req
573. According to calculations,Copy !req
574. black hole will transport us
to volcano planet,Copy !req
575. where we will be quickly
yet painfully vaporized!Copy !req
576. - Vapor?
- Unless...Copy !req
577. - "Unless"?
- Unless we alter destinationCopy !req
578. by disrupting event horizon
just before entry.Copy !req
579. Is requiring
small projectileCopy !req
580. approximately 3-inch diameter
weighing 17.2 ounces.Copy !req
581. But we don't have...
Wait a minute!Copy !req
582. Lilo's rock!Copy !req
583. - Ay! Is 22.3 ounces.Copy !req
584. Gimme.Copy !req
585. Impact with black hole:
30 seconds.Copy !req
586. Go, little monster!
Go, go, go!Copy !req
587. Save us, save us,
from the black hole!Copy !req
588. Yay!Copy !req
589. Aaah!Copy !req
590. - Lilo, I'm home.Copy !req
591. - You in bed already?Copy !req
592. Guess that answers that.Copy !req
593. It crash-landed
in my backyard.Copy !req
594. I bet it came
to take you-know-whoCopy !req
595. back to planet Weirdlo.Copy !req
596. Yeah. Lilo wasn't
in class today.Copy !req
597. - Maybe it ate her.
- Maybe it's gonna eat us all.Copy !req
598. Well, I'm not gonna
wait around to get digested.Copy !req
599. I'm telling Officer Kaihiko.
Come on, Gigi.Copy !req
600. - Nice doggie.Copy !req
601. - Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
602. Arrival
clearance code approved.Copy !req
603. They're
letting us land.Copy !req
604. Miss Grand Councilwoman!Copy !req
605. Stitch is in trouble!Copy !req
606. He's not
in control of...Copy !req
607. - Hello.
- Hamsterviel?Copy !req
608. - "Hamsterveal"?
- It is pronounced Hamsterviel.Copy !req
609. Dr. Jacques von Hamsterviel,Copy !req
610. king, top ruler
of the galaxy.Copy !req
611. I'd get down
and gloat in your faces,Copy !req
612. but I can't get out
this chair. Gantu!Copy !req
613. Heh-heh!
Nice cape.Copy !req
614. - We're too late.
- Indeed.Copy !req
615. I have taken over
the Galactic AllianceCopy !req
616. using my army of clones
named Leroy.Copy !req
617. - Leroy?
- What's wrong with Leroy?Copy !req
618. Nothing. I like it.Copy !req
619. - See?Copy !req
620. You can't run
the galaxy.Copy !req
621. That's the Grand
Councilwoman's job.Copy !req
622. She has been demoted.Copy !req
623. - Dr. Hamsterviel's office.Copy !req
624. I'm sorry.
He's in a meeting.Copy !req
625. It'll never work.
Stitch will stop you.Copy !req
626. Hmm, Stitch? Sti...Copy !req
627. Oh, you mean
that weakling 626?Copy !req
628. The one I sent tumbling
to his doom in a black hole?Copy !req
629. Is that the Stitch to which
you are referring to?Copy !req
630. - Black hole?
- Oh, don't worry.Copy !req
631. He's got
plenty of company.Copy !req
632. That idiot scientist
and one-eyed noodley thing.Copy !req
633. Jumba and Pleakley?Copy !req
634. - What is it?
- Incoming call, sir,Copy !req
635. - from a Mr. Leroy.
- Put him through!Copy !req
636. What is the progress?Copy !req
637. - Talk normal!
- All experiments captured.Copy !req
638. Excellent!
I'm on my way.Copy !req
639. It has taken Leroy
a paltry few hours to succeedCopy !req
640. while you took
three years to fail.Copy !req
641. - What is wrong with you?
- Well, I have a bad knee.Copy !req
642. No! That was
a rhetorical question.Copy !req
643. You don't answer it!Copy !req
644. Now will you get me down
from this chair.Copy !req
645. Uh, was that
a rhetorical question?Copy !req
646. No! That one was not...
Get me down! Get me down!Copy !req
647. What should I do
with the girl and 625?Copy !req
648. - Take them to the prison block.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
649. Then pick up your final paycheck
and return your ID.Copy !req
650. - What?
- You heard me. You are fired.Copy !req
651. Now that I have Leroy,
you are no longer needed.Copy !req
652. But what about
my future?Copy !req
653. How am I supposed
to pay the bills?Copy !req
654. Well, why not write
your memoirs?Copy !req
655. Diary of an Incompetent
Fish-headed Minion:Copy !req
656. The Idiot Years.Copy !req
657. To assure
my galactic dominance,Copy !req
658. I am now off to EarthCopy !req
659. to eliminate those
pesky experiments! Ah!Copy !req
660. My years of devotion
and hard work,Copy !req
661. and this is
how I'm rewarded?Copy !req
662. You are right.Copy !req
663. That gerbil treats you
like a pile of blitznak.Copy !req
664. See, his problem is
he's got no aloha spirit.Copy !req
665. But that will come back and
bite him in the tail someday.Copy !req
666. 'Cause you know,
the aloha spirit you giveCopy !req
667. always comes back to you.Copy !req
668. At least that's what
Lilo says.Copy !req
669. Though it looks like her
spirit's kind of broken.Copy !req
670. Nani says aloha means
"hello" and "goodbye,"Copy !req
671. but for us, it mostly
seems to mean goodbye.Copy !req
672. You know, turns out
I'm pretty strong.Copy !req
673. I could maybe open this.Copy !req
674. Whoa! Ha-ha!
I am strong!Copy !req
675. You didn't open the cell.
I did.Copy !req
676. I'm breaking you two
out of here.Copy !req
677. - Aloha.
- Aloha! Whoa-ohh!Copy !req
678. 625, when did you learn
to climb ceilings?Copy !req
679. The name is Reuben.Copy !req
680. Once we're through
this airlock,Copy !req
681. it's clear sailing
to the spaceport.Copy !req
682. - Uh-oh.Copy !req
683. Hey, this looks like
Pleakley's rock,Copy !req
684. with a bite
out of it.Copy !req
685. Stitch!Copy !req
686. - Ah!
- How did you get here?Copy !req
687. - No time explaining.
- Hurry! Get in!Copy !req
688. - Whaah! Gantu?
- No time explaining.Copy !req
689. We've got to get back to Earth
and save the cousins.Copy !req
690. Well, how will
we all fit?Copy !req
691. I could ride
in the backety-back.Copy !req
692. I wonder what they got
in store for us.Copy !req
693. I heard Hamsterviel is
taking over the galaxyCopy !req
694. and he brought us all
here to get rid of us.Copy !req
695. It's OK. We're just
having a nightmare.Copy !req
696. You know,
I had a nightmare once.Copy !req
697. I had to take a test on
spaghetti. I studied rigatoni.Copy !req
698. I was late for class.
I was naked, fell off a cliff,Copy !req
699. I tried to scream
and I couldn't...Copy !req
700. Finally! It is an evil
dream come true.Copy !req
701. All you ridiculous
625...Copy !req
702. Actually, 624, 'cause
you subtract Stitch and...Copy !req
703. Whatever!
Lock cannon on target!Copy !req
704. Not happening.
Not happening.Copy !req
705. Aloha...
as in goodbye.Copy !req
706. Cowabunga!Copy !req
707. Aaaah!Copy !req
708. Heh-heh!
Who knew carpool vansCopy !req
709. had such sophisticated
weapon systems?Copy !req
710. My cannon! And you!Copy !req
711. How did you escape
my imprisoning?Copy !req
712. Gantu turned
from bad to good.Copy !req
713. Hey, where is Gantu?Copy !req
714. Oh. Heh. He's still
in backety-back.Copy !req
715. - Thanks.
- What?Copy !req
716. He's on the
aloha team now.Copy !req
717. You never did understand
the meaning of aloha, did you?Copy !req
718. Well, I think it means...Copy !req
719. Uh, that was
a rhetorical question.Copy !req
720. You aren't the only one
with a team, you know.Copy !req
721. What you forget is
that I have my own army,Copy !req
722. and I have them riding
in the frontedy-front.Copy !req
723. This is bad.Copy !req
724. I'm calculating
our odds of victoryCopy !req
725. at, eh... zero.Copy !req
726. Whoaaah!Copy !req
727. - Whoa!Copy !req
728. Yeow!Copy !req
729. - Nice one, cousin.
- You can talk?Copy !req
730. - Look out!Copy !req
731. - Boyd!
- There's too many of 'em!Copy !req
732. - Huh? Uh-oh.Copy !req
733. Aah! Uhh!Copy !req
734. Ow, my head.Copy !req
735. Jumba, a little
evil genius help here.Copy !req
736. If Jumba
was real evil genius,Copy !req
737. he would have programmed
shutoff switch
into original Leroy.Copy !req
738. Wait! Jumba is evil genius!Copy !req
739. Hawaiian folksy folk music
is tied into synapse matrix.Copy !req
740. If Leroy
is hearing Aloha Oe,Copy !req
741. he is shutting down like
a car wash in a rainstorm.Copy !req
742. - Will it shut 'em all down?
- Heh-heh. I don't know.Copy !req
743. Ahh! Eeh!Copy !req
744. Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?Copy !req
745. Rock 'n' roll, baby!Copy !req
746. Jumba, sound!Copy !req
747. Cranking up to evil 11.Copy !req
748. Pleakley, lights.Copy !req
749. Bright. Very bright!Copy !req
750. Gantu! Uh...Copy !req
751. fireworks?Copy !req
752. Gladly.Copy !req
753. Aloha, cousins!Copy !req
754. It's working!
Aloha totally rocks!Copy !req
755. Not my original Leroy!Copy !req
756. ♪ Aloha oe, aloha oeCopy !req
757. I am not beach ball light.
I am hamster light!Copy !req
758. ♪ Until we meet againCopy !req
759. Sing it, cousin!Copy !req
760. Aloha!Copy !req
761. It is with great joyCopy !req
762. that I return to
the Galactic Council,Copy !req
763. and with even greater joy
that we once again honorCopy !req
764. - our greatest heroes.Copy !req
765. How can we ever repay you?Copy !req
766. Especially Lilo
and Captain Stitch.Copy !req
767. No captain,
just Stitch.Copy !req
768. Am I to understandCopy !req
769. that you wish to resign
your commission?Copy !req
770. Yes, please.Copy !req
771. Stitch has found one place
he truly belongs.Copy !req
772. On Earth, with Lilo.Copy !req
773. That being the case,
Mr. Gantu,Copy !req
774. would you be interested
in resuming your positionCopy !req
775. as captain of
the Galactic Armada?Copy !req
776. Would I? Ahem.Copy !req
777. I mean, yes,
Your Eminence.Copy !req
778. - On one condition.
- Condition?Copy !req
779. I'd like to request
experiment 625...Copy !req
780. ahem, I mean, Reuben,
as my galley officer.Copy !req
781. No kiddin'?Copy !req
782. I've grown rather fond
of your egg salad.Copy !req
783. Granted. And finally,
Jumba and Pleakley.Copy !req
784. Jumba would like to return
to Earth as well.Copy !req
785. You would?
But what about your lab?Copy !req
786. Jumba is finally
understandingCopy !req
787. ohana is more important.Copy !req
788. Don't have to be
evil genius to see that.Copy !req
789. Well, then,
I surely don't needCopy !req
790. a non-teaching
teaching job.Copy !req
791. - Your point being?
- Crazy head! I wanna go home!Copy !req
792. That's all I want too.
To go home with my ohana.Copy !req
793. - Eeh.Copy !req
794. Bigger smile, Stitch.Copy !req
795. Little closer
to Nani, David.Copy !req
796. - Myrtle?
- I still think you're weird.Copy !req
797. But Gigi says she likes
being part of an ohana.Copy !req
798. OK, everybody, this is it.Copy !req
799. For the last picture
in my book,Copy !req
800. a group shot.Copy !req
801. The whole ohana!Copy !req
802. Everybody, sayCopy !req
803. aloha!Copy !req
804. Aloha!Copy !req