1. Where's me gold?Copy !req
2. Next stop, Devil's Lake.Copy !req
3. Hi, Katie, uh,
this is Lila Jenkins.Copy !req
4. I'm pretty sure you said
you were gonna pick me upCopy !req
5. but I'm-I'm here
at the bus stop,Copy !req
6. so I guess I'll just
keep waiting.Copy !req
7. Please don't come this way.Copy !req
8. Please don't come this way.Copy !req
9. Do you need a ride?Copy !req
10. Uh, no.Copy !req
11. No, I'm definitely waiting
for someone.Copy !req
12. You must be one of the girls
fixing up the old houseCopy !req
13. way out there from campus.Copy !req
14. You know about that?Copy !req
15. Small town.Copy !req
16. It's hard not to know
everybody's business.Copy !req
17. Not-not that I try to know it,Copy !req
18. I just seem to end up
knowing it anyway.Copy !req
19. Ok, well I should keep waiting
for my friend.Copy !req
20. I don't mind.Copy !req
21. I don't usually travel out
that way much anymore,Copy !req
22. but... you look like someone
I used to know.Copy !req
23. Ok.Copy !req
24. Ozzie's Taxi.Copy !req
25. I need a ride.Copy !req
26. Good.Copy !req
27. Are you Irish?Copy !req
28. No, no.Copy !req
29. Oh.Copy !req
30. Just a fan of the culture?Copy !req
31. Not at all.Copy !req
32. I... I haven't seen you before.Copy !req
33. I'm pretty good at
remembering people.Copy !req
34. I...Copy !req
35. Oh, yeah, no.
It's my first year.Copy !req
36. Well, I'm not a freshman,
it's my first year at Laramore.Copy !req
37. I just transferred.Copy !req
38. Am I talking too much?Copy !req
39. I'm sorry.Copy !req
40. I'm a little nervous.Copy !req
41. Oh, I'm always
a little nervous.Copy !req
42. You know, I've always wanted
to come here.Copy !req
43. My mom used to live here.Copy !req
44. In Devil's Lake?Copy !req
45. Yeah.Copy !req
46. Yeah, actually at the house
we're going to.Copy !req
47. Her dad, well, my grandfather,
bought it for her.Copy !req
48. But now the university owns it.Copy !req
49. You're Tory Reding's daughter?Copy !req
50. Yeah.Copy !req
51. Yeah, I am.Copy !req
52. Did you know her?Copy !req
53. Yeah.Copy !req
54. Is that who you thought
I looked like?Copy !req
55. Yes.Copy !req
56. How is she?Copy !req
57. She passed away last year.Copy !req
58. I'm sorry.Copy !req
59. She was... nice to me.Copy !req
60. Well, if you have any stories
about her I'd like to hear them.Copy !req
61. She didn't tell you anythingCopy !req
62. about the place
where you're going?Copy !req
63. No.Copy !req
64. Ah.Copy !req
65. Well, it's probably because
everything's alright now.Copy !req
66. What is?Copy !req
67. Nothing.Copy !req
68. I didn't realize the house
was so far from campus.Copy !req
69. It's far from... everything.Copy !req
70. Thank you.Copy !req
71. Everything ok?Copy !req
72. Oh... yeah.Copy !req
73. Everything.Copy !req
74. We made sure of it.Copy !req
75. But if it's not,
look in the basement.Copy !req
76. Wait, what?Copy !req
77. Hello?Copy !req
78. Hello?Copy !req
79. Hello?Copy !req
80. Hello, hello, hello.Copy !req
81. Are you Lila?Copy !req
82. Yeah.Copy !req
83. What're you doing here?Copy !req
84. I thought your bus
didn't get in until 4:00.Copy !req
85. It did.Copy !req
86. It's 4:00?Copy !req
87. It's 5:30.Copy !req
88. Oh, that means you had to spend
an hour in a truck aloneCopy !req
89. with Ozzie the weirdo.Copy !req
90. It's probably for the best,
though.Copy !req
91. Meredith isn't even back
with the car yet.Copy !req
92. Ugh.Copy !req
93. Who the hell knows
where she went?Copy !req
94. Ok, be warned.Copy !req
95. Hmm?Copy !req
96. Rose has gone all Ed Begley Jr.-Copy !req
97. Who?Copy !req
98. Never mind.Copy !req
99. I'm thinking of crushing up
some of my KlonopinCopy !req
100. and spiking her clover juice.Copy !req
101. I love clover juice.Copy !req
102. Right?Copy !req
103. I'm so over kale.Copy !req
104. We found this random clover
patch in the yard a while back.Copy !req
105. It inspired us to grow some
in the garden.Copy !req
106. Did you pick it up yet?Copy !req
107. Not yet!Copy !req
108. Lila's here.Copy !req
109. I thought she wasn't
getting in until... oh.Copy !req
110. Well, it's good
you're here, Lila.Copy !req
111. We need your help.Copy !req
112. She just got here, Rosie.Copy !req
113. Lila, do you wanna pee
outside or inside this week?Copy !req
114. Uh, inside?Copy !req
115. Then it's time to get to work.Copy !req
116. Grab that wire.Copy !req
117. Ok, Lila, this hose is gonna be
our water lineCopy !req
118. until we get the pipes in.Copy !req
119. Then our water source will
be officially self-contained.Copy !req
120. Step one of going off the grid.Copy !req
121. Oh, wait, you guys weren't using
the well before?Copy !req
122. No, they stopped using it years
ago because they said the waterCopy !req
123. was corrupted but I tested it
myself and it's totally fine.Copy !req
124. Like, perfect.Copy !req
125. We should have been done with
this already but it took longerCopy !req
126. because someone decided to try
and jury-rig the solar panelsCopy !req
127. so she could use it
to get internet.Copy !req
128. Dude, we haven't had it for,
like, three days.Copy !req
129. Wait, there's no internet?Copy !req
130. Yeah, no internet, no power,
and no cell service, either,Copy !req
131. until we get these frikken'
solar panels installed.Copy !req
132. There.Copy !req
133. Once this juices up
we'll have waterCopy !req
134. and once Meredith gets back-Copy !req
135. Ok, who's-who's Meredith?Copy !req
136. She's... she's the asshole.Copy !req
137. Yeah, but she's the only one
at the sororityCopy !req
138. that's studying native plant
landscape architecture.Copy !req
139. So we need her.Copy !req
140. Yeah, well, she loves her
native plants.Copy !req
141. Oh...Copy !req
142. Think, Ozzie.Copy !req
143. You had your phone
at the bus stop.Copy !req
144. You had your phone in the truck.Copy !req
145. On the way to the house.Copy !req
146. And now you don't.Copy !req
147. It's at Tory's.Copy !req
148. Darnit.Copy !req
149. As long as Meredith is focused
and booze-free she's great.Copy !req
150. I brought refreshments.Copy !req
151. Also, I got beer.Copy !req
152. Katie.Copy !req
153. Meredith didn't tell me
you were gonna be here.Copy !req
154. Didn't I?Copy !req
155. Hey.Copy !req
156. I'm Matt.Copy !req
157. I'm Andy's friend.Copy !req
158. It's nice to meet you all.Copy !req
159. No, Meredith.Copy !req
160. No, no, no.Copy !req
161. This is not why we're here.Copy !req
162. This is not supposed to be
a four-week party,Copy !req
163. this is serious.Copy !req
164. This is me being serious
with a beer in my hand.Copy !req
165. Mmm.Copy !req
166. Plus, you told me to find people
that are handy.Copy !req
167. That's Matt and Andy.Copy !req
168. That rhymed weird.Copy !req
169. Anyway, it's like six.Copy !req
170. We can be socially conscious
and get shit-faced.Copy !req
171. They aren't mutually exclusive.Copy !req
172. Well, actually the sun doesn't
go down until about 7:00,Copy !req
173. so, you know, we could work
for a while...Copy !req
174. Who's the party killer?Copy !req
175. Oh, uh, hi.Copy !req
176. I'm-Copy !req
177. That's Lila, Meredith.Copy !req
178. Our newest Alpha Epsilon sister.Copy !req
179. Well, I also got pizza but
if you guys don't want any...Copy !req
180. Fine!Copy !req
181. But only because I'm starving!Copy !req
182. We're still starting
early tomorrow!Copy !req
183. We're still starting
super early tomorrow.Copy !req
184. Yes.Copy !req
185. Ugh.Copy !req
186. Of course she invited Andy.Copy !req
187. She always has to start trouble.Copy !req
188. Andy and I used to date.Copy !req
189. I'm absolutely not going
to sleep with him tonight.Copy !req
190. It's just coincidence.Copy !req
191. Just a coincidence.Copy !req
192. Oh god, no!Copy !req
193. Leave me alone!Copy !req
194. No!Copy !req
195. Papa?Copy !req
196. We... we killed you...
25 years ago.Copy !req
197. You're dead!Copy !req
198. 25 years.Copy !req
199. You're lookin' a little worse
for wear, my boy.Copy !req
200. If you don't take care
of your body...Copy !req
201. It won't take care of you.Copy !req
202. There once was a lad
they thought died,Copy !req
203. His flesh had melted
off his whole hide,Copy !req
204. But he escaped from the well,
alive and quite swell,Copy !req
205. And now he'll be killing
in stride.Copy !req
206. 25 years, then?Copy !req
207. I've got a lot of killing
to make up for.Copy !req
208. When did I get better looking?Copy !req
209. You guys really going off grid.Copy !req
210. By the end of summer we'll have
moved all our electricityCopy !req
211. to solar and all our water
to the well.Copy !req
212. We'll have grey irrigation and-Copy !req
213. And we're myotonic goats
for their milkCopy !req
214. and soil aerating
because the nitrogen in their...Copy !req
215. It's gonna be totally kick ass.Copy !req
216. You do have a great ass.Copy !req
217. No offence, but
you guys might winCopy !req
218. nerdiest sorority on campus.Copy !req
219. We are actually the only
sorority or fraternity, MaddieCopy !req
220. since Rose petitioned
to start a chapter.Copy !req
221. Relationships are the key
to a successful career.Copy !req
222. If you are in a good sorority
you will have contactsCopy !req
223. anywhere you apply for a job.Copy !req
224. Hey, Rose?Copy !req
225. What's this for?Copy !req
226. The golden trowel?Copy !req
227. I got that for building
yurts out of...Copy !req
228. Look, can we stop talking
about work for five minutes?Copy !req
229. I wanna learn more
about our new friend, Lila.Copy !req
230. Yeah.Copy !req
231. I'm sure this can't be easy
for you.Copy !req
232. Leaving all your friends
at your other schoolCopy !req
233. to hang with some strangers
in the dark.Copy !req
234. Um, actually I lived at home
and commutedCopy !req
235. so I didn't know
that many people.Copy !req
236. But you had some friends.Copy !req
237. No.Copy !req
238. Um, I spent most of my time
taking care of my mom.Copy !req
239. What was wrong with her?Copy !req
240. Maybe she doesn't wanna
talk about it.Copy !req
241. No, it's ok.Copy !req
242. It's what people do, right?Copy !req
243. Um, she had some
mental health issues.Copy !req
244. She thought that monsters
were always trying to get herCopy !req
245. so she never left the house.Copy !req
246. And then she got cancer.Copy !req
247. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have
said all that.Copy !req
248. Well, I think I'm gonna get
another beer.Copy !req
249. Anyone want anything?Copy !req
250. I'll help you.Copy !req
251. I got it.Copy !req
252. I'll help anyway.Copy !req
253. Ugh.Copy !req
254. I love how she's all pretending
she's not gonna screw him later.Copy !req
255. Looks like I'm sleeping
in your room, ladies.Copy !req
256. As long as they're up at 6:00
I don't care what they do.Copy !req
257. Lila, I need you on the
rainwater barrels tomorrow.Copy !req
258. Sure.Copy !req
259. I can help you.Copy !req
260. Thanks.Copy !req
261. Careful, Matt.Copy !req
262. Sounds like Lila's mother
was crazyCopy !req
263. and that shit's hereditary.Copy !req
264. She wasn't... she couldn't...
that wasn't very nice.Copy !req
265. I think I'm gonna go to bed.Copy !req
266. I'm just kidding, Lila.Copy !req
267. No, really. It's ok.Copy !req
268. I'm just tired.Copy !req
269. Well, goodnight.Copy !req
270. Is it just me or is she
a little weird?Copy !req
271. Crap.Copy !req
272. Only you could make cleaning
look so filthy.Copy !req
273. Stop it.Copy !req
274. I'm trying to clean.Copy !req
275. Being super clever
won't get you anywhere.Copy !req
276. Hello?Copy !req
277. Oh, no.Copy !req
278. Shit!Copy !req
279. Oh my god!Copy !req
280. Shit! Shit!Copy !req
281. This is gonna set us back
half a day!Copy !req
282. No, no, no,
it's ok, it's ok.Copy !req
283. Um... I think I got it.Copy !req
284. Well, it doesn't matter!Copy !req
285. Look at all this water!Copy !req
286. Um, ok, well if you let me have
the well pump for a couple hoursCopy !req
287. I can use it to drain
the water in here.Copy !req
288. Really?Copy !req
289. Yeah, really.Copy !req
290. Thanks.Copy !req
291. Of course.Copy !req
292. I spent so much time taking care
of my motherCopy !req
293. that I got pretty good
at problem solving.Copy !req
294. Clearly.Copy !req
295. But, helpful, friendly hint:Copy !req
296. maybe don't mention
your mother so much.Copy !req
297. What are those?Copy !req
298. Meredith likes to juice
the fruit and vegetablesCopy !req
299. from the garden.Copy !req
300. Wow.Copy !req
301. I had no idea she was
so health conscious.Copy !req
302. Please.Copy !req
303. She infuses them all with vodka.Copy !req
304. I love the smell of me gold
in the morning.Copy !req
305. Oh, actually you're supposed
to drill it straight down,Copy !req
306. otherwise it might get loose.Copy !req
307. It's fine to do it this way.Copy !req
308. I've done it before.Copy !req
309. Me too, and I'm telling you
if you-Copy !req
310. I knew you were gonna get weird
if we had sex again.Copy !req
311. Woah!Copy !req
312. Woah.Copy !req
313. First of all, you hit on me,
remember?Copy !req
314. And second of all,
this is so not about that.Copy !req
315. You're literally just putting
it in wrong.Copy !req
316. Or...Copy !req
317. you're being weird.Copy !req
318. You know what,
you ruined it.Copy !req
319. We're not having sex again.Copy !req
320. God.Copy !req
321. Boo!Copy !req
322. Mer?Copy !req
323. Yeah?Copy !req
324. Are you ok?Copy !req
325. Yep. Peachy.Copy !req
326. Are you still in your pyjamas?Copy !req
327. Yep.Copy !req
328. Jesus, Mer!Copy !req
329. What is the point
of you being hereCopy !req
330. if you're not gonna participate?Copy !req
331. Do you even care about
what we're doing here?Copy !req
332. Yes, I care.Copy !req
333. I care more about these plants
than any of the a-holesCopy !req
334. around here.Copy !req
335. Really?Copy !req
336. A plant has one job, Rose.Copy !req
337. It does it really well.Copy !req
338. The right plant in the right
place won't only thriveCopy !req
339. for itself it helps the world
around it thrive.Copy !req
340. That was kind of lovely.Copy !req
341. Also, you can ferment almost
any plant to make alcohol.Copy !req
342. Hello?Copy !req
343. Ok guys, very funny.Copy !req
344. Joke's on the new girl.Copy !req
345. Uh, sorry, I uh, I-I came
to see if you needed help.Copy !req
346. Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
347. Thank you.Copy !req
348. Were you just banging
on the cistern?Copy !req
349. I don't even know
what that means.Copy !req
350. Cis...Copy !req
351. Right, uh, sorry.Copy !req
352. The-this thing.Copy !req
353. The water barrel.Copy !req
354. Uh, no.Copy !req
355. Hold on, I got an idea.Copy !req
356. With no gold these 25 years.Copy !req
357. I've lost me knack.Copy !req
358. But time and a fresh killing
should help bring it back!Copy !req
359. I'm the least handy person.Copy !req
360. I am good with a camera, but
don't ask me to fix your sink.Copy !req
361. That's ok, I can fix
my own sink.Copy !req
362. So is that why you wanted to be
a camera person?Copy !req
363. Whoa, filmmaker,
way different but uh...Copy !req
364. yeah, you know, these days
you have to do it all likeCopy !req
365. Cassevetes or Rodriguez.Copy !req
366. Maybe I can film an interview
with you laterCopy !req
367. for the documentaryCopy !req
368. No, no, I don't have anything
interesting left to say.Copy !req
369. You pretty much heard it
all last night.Copy !req
370. Friendly shut-in.Copy !req
371. So you know, my mom
actually used to live...Copy !req
372. Ahhhh!Copy !req
373. Why are you here?Copy !req
374. Oh, I'm sorry, we don't have
to do the interview if...Copy !req
375. No, no sorry, I just thought
I saw the taxi guy, but dead.Copy !req
376. I don't know why
I just said that.Copy !req
377. It's fine.Copy !req
378. I should probably get some
last-minute footageCopy !req
379. before it gets too dark.Copy !req
380. Way to go, Lila.Copy !req
381. Anything?Copy !req
382. It's working!Copy !req
383. We have power!Copy !req
384. Well, then it's time
to celebrate.Copy !req
385. Yes!Copy !req
386. Katie, come on!Copy !req
387. Ahhhh!Copy !req
388. Meow!Copy !req
389. Meow!Copy !req
390. Help!Copy !req
391. Help me!Copy !req
392. Neither snow, nor rain,
nor heat,Copy !req
393. nor bloom of light can stop
a leprechaun from a kill.Copy !req
394. What is this?Copy !req
395. All better.Copy !req
396. Hee hee hee!Copy !req
397. Killing is the key to my healthCopy !req
398. and helps me in finding
my wealth.Copy !req
399. Oh, that is awful!Copy !req
400. That is so awful!Copy !req
401. Are you ok?Copy !req
402. Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
403. The hot water just ran out.Copy !req
404. Don't tell Rose,
she's gonna flip.Copy !req
405. Eh, for SnapChat!Copy !req
406. I love having internet again!Copy !req
407. See, visually I was going
for like,Copy !req
408. a David Lean thing here, making
the landscape the protagonist.Copy !req
409. Oh, whatever.Copy !req
410. All that moving is making
me nauseous.Copy !req
411. Babe, I think the shots you did
are making you nauseous.Copy !req
412. Andy, is that you peeing
in the back yard?Copy !req
413. What?Copy !req
414. I thought the john
wasn't working.Copy !req
415. Ugh, you're such an idiot.Copy !req
416. Wow, Matt, this looks so cool.Copy !req
417. Oh, thanks.Copy !req
418. Weird? What is that, a rabbit?Copy !req
419. God.Copy !req
420. Rabbits will eat through
the garden in an hour.Copy !req
421. This is literally the worst
thing that can happen right now.Copy !req
422. What is this?Copy !req
423. This wasn't on my play list.Copy !req
424. I should put a temporary fence
around the garden.Copy !req
425. Matt, we should pull up
our mattresses.Copy !req
426. Sure thing, man.Copy !req
427. Mmm, no.Copy !req
428. I don't know.Copy !req
429. I didn't have the right sized
fuses for the circuit box.Copy !req
430. I don't think it can handle
that much power at once.Copy !req
431. If you want me to sleep
with you againCopy !req
432. you don't have to
make up excuses, ok?Copy !req
433. Just say so.Copy !req
434. God, I hate you.Copy !req
435. Ugh.Copy !req
436. She wants me.Copy !req
437. Ok, well, um, I actually have
portable speakersCopy !req
438. that we could just plug
my phone into, no problem.Copy !req
439. Ugh.Copy !req
440. I hate it when people
try too hard.Copy !req
441. Now we'll probably
be stuck listeningCopy !req
442. to the Wicked soundtrack
all night.Copy !req
443. Ok...Copy !req
444. Your bear isn't the only animal
on the endangered list, love.Copy !req
445. This can't be real.Copy !req
446. Do I look like a figment
of imagination to you?Copy !req
447. Ahhhh!Copy !req
448. Fruity.Copy !req
449. And full-bodied.Copy !req
450. With hints of your mother.Copy !req
451. You're the thing my mom always
said was real.Copy !req
452. She wasn't crazy.Copy !req
453. Crazy to think she could get rid
of me forever.Copy !req
454. Her and her friends tried.Copy !req
455. They watched me melt and
threw me down the well to rot!Copy !req
456. But if you leave a piece
of a leprechaun intact,Copy !req
457. you haven't killed
the leprechaun.Copy !req
458. And thanks to this piece of gold
taken from my friend's bowelsCopy !req
459. I was able to reform
at my discretion.Copy !req
460. Now, I want the rest of it.Copy !req
461. Give it to me.Copy !req
462. I don't know anything
about your gold.Copy !req
463. Then what's hanging around
that pretty neck of yours-Copy !req
464. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
465. What kind of trick is this?Copy !req
466. It's not a trick.Copy !req
467. My mom gave it to me.Copy !req
468. She said it would protect me.Copy !req
469. It looks as real as me gold.Copy !req
470. Now what did you do with it?Copy !req
471. Andy!Copy !req
472. Katie's never gonna let me hear
the end of this.Copy !req
473. I told you this was
gonna happen.Copy !req
474. I got the fuses
you told me to.Copy !req
475. But...Copy !req
476. You know what?Copy !req
477. I don't care.Copy !req
478. Well, this party sucks.Copy !req
479. Way to go, dude.Copy !req
480. Oh, go film the damn stars,
Scorsese.Copy !req
481. Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
482. Welcome to...Copy !req
483. Lila!Copy !req
484. I'm here for you, lass.Copy !req
485. Or am I here?Copy !req
486. Lila, are you ok?Copy !req
487. Matt!Copy !req
488. Forget that hack.Copy !req
489. I saw you in the shower.Copy !req
490. You've got boobs of tal...
I mean, oodles of talent.Copy !req
491. I'll get all your best angles.Copy !req
492. Oh, you're disgusting.Copy !req
493. But in a sexy way, right?Copy !req
494. Oh, gross.Copy !req
495. You give great head.Copy !req
496. Lila? You ok?Copy !req
497. I'll be
right there, Matty.Copy !req
498. Wait, no!Copy !req
499. Are you ok?Copy !req
500. Yeah.Copy !req
501. Wait, wait.Copy !req
502. Did you see it?Copy !req
503. Something ran past me
and knocked me down.Copy !req
504. Like an animal or something.Copy !req
505. I caught it on my camera.Copy !req
506. No, that wasn't an animal, ok?Copy !req
507. It was-it was...Copy !req
508. look, we need to get
out of the house.Copy !req
509. I'm sure we can set traps
in the morning.Copy !req
510. It's not exactly
the end of the world-Copy !req
511. No, it is kind of the end.Copy !req
512. We seriously need to go!Copy !req
513. Um...Copy !req
514. Look, I'm not crazy, ok?Copy !req
515. But how would
you know that?Copy !req
516. You don't know me.Copy !req
517. None of you know me so of course
you think that I'm crazyCopy !req
518. just like everyone thought
my mother was crazyCopy !req
519. and Rose told me not to talk
about my mom too much.Copy !req
520. We are all so screwed.Copy !req
521. Where is everyone?Copy !req
522. I don't know.Copy !req
523. We need to find them.Copy !req
524. God. What an asshole.Copy !req
525. Your face.Copy !req
526. God!Copy !req
527. Why do you have to be
such a jerk all the time?Copy !req
528. What's wrong?Copy !req
529. Hmm?Copy !req
530. I think there's another box
of fuses in the barn.Copy !req
531. If we don't turn
everything on at onceCopy !req
532. I think we can get the lights
working again.Copy !req
533. Aren't you the smarty pants?Copy !req
534. Stop it.Copy !req
535. Hmm?Copy !req
536. I am not.Copy !req
537. I'm not gonna keep doing this.Copy !req
538. There once was a lass
in college,Copy !req
539. Who studied the spirits
for knowledge,Copy !req
540. She laid hard with the devil,
To rise up a great level,Copy !req
541. But no one begrudged her
the mileage.Copy !req
542. A golden shower.Copy !req
543. I don't care what the others say
about you.Copy !req
544. You're a keeper.Copy !req
545. What do they say?Copy !req
546. You know... I got a glad eye
for a fellow tosspot.Copy !req
547. I think I'm having
alcohol hallucinations.Copy !req
548. Don't be selling yourself short.Copy !req
549. Short?Copy !req
550. A walkman and a camera
all in one.Copy !req
551. Impressive.Copy !req
552. What's a walkman?Copy !req
553. Forget it.Copy !req
554. I'm looking for something
and if you tell me where it isCopy !req
555. I won't rip you to shreds.Copy !req
556. What're you looking for?Copy !req
557. Come a little closer
and I'll tell you.Copy !req
558. Katie?Copy !req
559. Oh, Rose.Copy !req
560. Do not tell me something else
is wrong.Copy !req
561. I filmed an animal in the house.Copy !req
562. It's inside?Copy !req
563. Everyone needs to close
the doors when they go.Copy !req
564. Ok, it is not an animal.Copy !req
565. It's a leprechaun.Copy !req
566. So, no animal?Copy !req
567. Ok, I am going to try
to explain this calmlyCopy !req
568. so that you both can see
that this is real.Copy !req
569. I went to get my speakers
and the leprechaun was wearingCopy !req
570. my bear's head and it-Copy !req
571. it attacked me
and then it ran offCopy !req
572. when all the lights went out.Copy !req
573. Thank god.Copy !req
574. Not for you, Lila,
for the house.Copy !req
575. Oh, for you that sounds...Copy !req
576. mental illness is a really
unfortunate problem.Copy !req
577. Maybe she hit her head.Copy !req
578. There is a deranged dwarf
obsessed with moneyCopy !req
579. in the kitchen!Copy !req
580. What?Copy !req
581. Yeah, I got away before
he could do anything.Copy !req
582. See? That's him.Copy !req
583. I told you.Copy !req
584. It could be a crackhead who
got a hold of the wrong stuff.Copy !req
585. It's a leprechaun!Copy !req
586. How did you get that?Copy !req
587. Guys, I always thought
that my mom was sick, ok?Copy !req
588. I mean, the strange things
that she used to say.Copy !req
589. That he would murder anyone
for his gold.Copy !req
590. Yeah, well, maybe we shouldn't
take stockCopy !req
591. in the rantings
of a crazy person.Copy !req
592. She wasn't.Copy !req
593. Ok?Copy !req
594. I mean, I always thought, but...
you know, she wasn't.Copy !req
595. Katie and Andy are out back.Copy !req
596. We can't leave them.Copy !req
597. Guys.Copy !req
598. Guys, I really don't think
this is a good-Copy !req
599. I gotta go take a leak.Copy !req
600. No, no, no, no, that's latex
which isn't biodegrade...Copy !req
601. I make such bad choices.Copy !req
602. Come on, Katie.Copy !req
603. I don't wanna have another talk
right now, ok?Copy !req
604. My sentiments exactly.Copy !req
605. The ladies always want to
ruin the moment.Copy !req
606. That's why I'm fond of
tearing out their tongues.Copy !req
607. What the hell are you?Copy !req
608. I'm a leprechaun and I've come
to get me gold back.Copy !req
609. You wouldn't know anything
about that now, would you?Copy !req
610. Dude.Copy !req
611. You and me.Copy !req
612. I've given you something.Copy !req
613. Now I want what
was stolen of mine.Copy !req
614. I have no idea what
you're talking about.Copy !req
615. Let me put it in a way
you'll understand.Copy !req
616. Tit for tat!Copy !req
617. It got me!Copy !req
618. My bad, it was just a piece
of hemp grass from the...Copy !req
619. Shit.Copy !req
620. What's happening?Copy !req
621. It's him.Copy !req
622. He's shorter in person.Copy !req
623. Is that all you got,
you micro freak?Copy !req
624. I'll admit, without me gold
I'm not in top form,Copy !req
625. but I, unlike you, still know
how to perform.Copy !req
626. I'll stomp your ass!Copy !req
627. Andy, just let it go!Copy !req
628. Get out of here!Copy !req
629. Shut up, Katie, I know
what I'm doing!Copy !req
630. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
631. One for Andy.Copy !req
632. Actually it's one for me
and two of...Copy !req
633. I don't have the key
on me!Copy !req
634. It must be in my room!Copy !req
635. Are you sure?Copy !req
636. Yes, I'm sure!Copy !req
637. Do you think Andy's dead?Copy !req
638. I mean, I don't think
he was splitCopy !req
639. down the cardinal plane
but he...Copy !req
640. Oh my god,
he's dead!Copy !req
641. Oh my god!Copy !req
642. Why can't we just run?Copy !req
643. We-we can get as far away
as possible.Copy !req
644. Wait, did we lose Rose?Copy !req
645. Hello?Copy !req
646. Ah!Copy !req
647. Heel! Heel! Heel!Copy !req
648. That's not exactly what I meant.Copy !req
649. You vile troll!Copy !req
650. Troll? Now, that's
just offensive.Copy !req
651. Now why would she go
and do that?Copy !req
652. You can't leave perfectly good
shoes just lying aboutCopy !req
653. without a care!Copy !req
654. Maybe he ate her.Copy !req
655. No, no, no, no.Copy !req
656. I- I don't think
that he's a cannibal.Copy !req
657. Well, he could be a cannibal,
I mean...Copy !req
658. No one cares, Matt!Copy !req
659. No, he seems a little
too refined, though.Copy !req
660. I mean, he wears
that frikken' jaunty hat!Copy !req
661. We have to go back for her!Copy !req
662. What?Copy !req
663. Ok.Copy !req
664. Babe, don't be mad, ok?Copy !req
665. It's the right thing to do.Copy !req
666. It's just, it's a little
surprising coming from you.Copy !req
667. So we're just gonna go in
like it-like it's nothing?Copy !req
668. Look.Copy !req
669. We are a bunch of smart women.Copy !req
670. Matt, you seem smart, too.Copy !req
671. Ok, we can do this.Copy !req
672. We can totally figure this out,
right?Copy !req
673. Right?Copy !req
674. Probably doing fashion a favour
killing that one.Copy !req
675. They should be on my desk.Copy !req
676. He's gone.Copy !req
677. Come on.Copy !req
678. Do you see a mouse?Copy !req
679. Ok.Copy !req
680. Shh.Copy !req
681. Shh!Copy !req
682. Shh!Copy !req
683. Why would you do that?Copy !req
684. I was trying to quietly get
your attention!Copy !req
685. Mission not accomplished!Copy !req
686. What're you doing here, anyway?Copy !req
687. I needed something.Copy !req
688. Where's the lawn gnome?Copy !req
689. We lost him, but we gotta get
to the car.Copy !req
690. But the house?Copy !req
691. Everything I've...
we've worked for,Copy !req
692. we can't just leave it!Copy !req
693. It's time to start making
some smart choices, Rose!Copy !req
694. You can't save the world
if you're dead, ok?Copy !req
695. Come on, let's get to the car.Copy !req
696. Meredith will have
to get the keys.Copy !req
697. Shit!Copy !req
698. He's coming through the back.Copy !req
699. Wait, what?Copy !req
700. No, no, no.Copy !req
701. Are you sure?Copy !req
702. Yeah, look.Copy !req
703. He's too close, we're not gonna
make it without him seeing us.Copy !req
704. We should hide in the basement,
wait 'til he passes,Copy !req
705. then book it to the car.Copy !req
706. Wait, what?Copy !req
707. No, no, no.Copy !req
708. Meredith, I think this could be
a really bad idea, ok?Copy !req
709. I mean, I mean, we could
get trapped in there.Copy !req
710. Will you trust me?Copy !req
711. We're sorority sisters.Copy !req
712. And friends.Copy !req
713. No, no, no.Copy !req
714. Meredith?Copy !req
715. Meredith!Copy !req
716. Come on, what're you doing?Copy !req
717. Let me out!Copy !req
718. He just wants his gold, Lila.Copy !req
719. Give it to him and I'm sure
you'll be fine.Copy !req
720. No, no, no, Meredith, Meredith,Copy !req
721. I don't think that's how
he works, ok?Copy !req
722. I mean, you-you saw what he did
to Andy, alright?Copy !req
723. You can't trust him.Copy !req
724. Come on, you don't know him.Copy !req
725. I don't know you, either.Copy !req
726. None of us do.Copy !req
727. No, no, no!Copy !req
728. Come on!Copy !req
729. Meredith, come on!Copy !req
730. Let me out!Copy !req
731. Woah, woah, woah, where's Lila?Copy !req
732. She didn't make it.Copy !req
733. What do you mean?Copy !req
734. She's dead!Copy !req
735. He killed her!Copy !req
736. What?Copy !req
737. We have to go!Copy !req
738. We should get out of here.Copy !req
739. He's probably really close
by now.Copy !req
740. That's the car of the future?Copy !req
741. Sad.Copy !req
742. No, no, no, no,
get away from me!Copy !req
743. What is going on right now?Copy !req
744. Are you here to hurt me?Copy !req
745. Ok, I'm just gonna go aheadCopy !req
746. and I'm gonna guess
that you're dead.Copy !req
747. Did the leprechaun do it?Copy !req
748. I'm sorry.Copy !req
749. Are you a zombie?Copy !req
750. A ghost?Copy !req
751. This should help a little.Copy !req
752. Is the leprechaun
how you know my mom?Copy !req
753. You guys stopped it together?Copy !req
754. I didn't get any of that.Copy !req
755. Ok, well uh, what would be
really helpful isCopy !req
756. if you knew where
his gold was.Copy !req
757. It's in one of these boxes?Copy !req
758. There's nothing in here.Copy !req
759. Tory, Nathan, Alex, Ozzie.Copy !req
760. A map of gold?Copy !req
761. Ozzie, this is amazing!Copy !req
762. Wow.Copy !req
763. Super strength, telekinesis,
really good impressions.Copy !req
764. He's like an awful David Blaine.Copy !req
765. Or just David Blaine.Copy !req
766. Wait, clovers can stop him?Copy !req
767. Ok, ok, ok.Copy !req
768. We just have to find a way
out of here now.Copy !req
769. Uh, Ghost Ozzie,
I can't do that.Copy !req
770. Ozzie?Copy !req
771. Ghost Ozzie, a little help here.Copy !req
772. Alright, time to go
for the gold.Copy !req
773. Yeah, this would have been
a better first option.Copy !req
774. Sorry!Copy !req
775. I'm super drunk.Copy !req
776. Did we get away?Copy !req
777. Did we just get away?Copy !req
778. I don't see him anywhere.Copy !req
779. We did it!Copy !req
780. I feel super bad about Lila.Copy !req
781. She's getting what she deserved.Copy !req
782. What do you mean "getting"?Copy !req
783. Is she still alive?Copy !req
784. Did you lie?Copy !req
785. What?Copy !req
786. But she's the reason all of this
happened in the first place.Copy !req
787. The leprechaun said
if I gave her to himCopy !req
788. he would let us leave.Copy !req
789. Us?Copy !req
790. Fine, me.Copy !req
791. We are sorority sisters!Copy !req
792. We stick together!Copy !req
793. You think I wanted to be
in a sorority?Copy !req
794. No.Copy !req
795. We need to go back for her.Copy !req
796. We aren't even a real sorority,Copy !req
797. you literally set it up
like a month ago!Copy !req
798. Woah!Copy !req
799. Woah, woah, woah.Copy !req
800. Go faster!Copy !req
801. Go faster!Copy !req
802. I think we've established
it's not going to happen!Copy !req
803. Here!Copy !req
804. Turn here to the right,
to the right!Copy !req
805. To the right! To the right!Copy !req
806. I think you got him.Copy !req
807. Stop!Copy !req
808. No!Copy !req
809. Come on!Copy !req
810. Do you see the keys?Copy !req
811. No.Copy !req
812. Ozzie?Copy !req
813. Katie, look for the keys.Copy !req
814. Oh my god.Copy !req
815. Looks like you've hit
a dead end.Copy !req
816. Katie!Copy !req
817. Me gold must be close byCopy !req
818. 'cause I'm starting to feel like
me old self again.Copy !req
819. A few more kills should do
the trick.Copy !req
820. I did what you wanted.Copy !req
821. I left Lila for you.Copy !req
822. You said you wouldn't lay
a hand on me.Copy !req
823. I suppose I did.Copy !req
824. And a leprechaun always
keeps his word.Copy !req
825. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
826. Meredith!Copy !req
827. I made a deal with him.Copy !req
828. You wanna make your own deal,
go ahead.Copy !req
829. I'm getting the hell outta here.Copy !req
830. Let's go.Copy !req
831. I won't lay a hand on you.Copy !req
832. Really?Copy !req
833. We're friends.Copy !req
834. Meredith, 1.Copy !req
835. All of you assholes, 0.Copy !req
836. Woohoo!Copy !req
837. You promised!Copy !req
838. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
839. I promised I wouldn't lay
a hand on you.Copy !req
840. I didn't say I wouldn't
kill you.Copy !req
841. Now she's one with nature.Copy !req
842. Ashes to ashes!Copy !req
843. Blood and guts!Copy !req
844. Do you think she's ok?Copy !req
845. Uh, no.Copy !req
846. Is everything alright?Copy !req
847. Yeah, I think I can get this
working with my phone.Copy !req
848. You guys keep going.Copy !req
849. Maybe I can slow him down.Copy !req
850. You can find Lila, get the power
on and call the police.Copy !req
851. Are you sure?Copy !req
852. Not really.Copy !req
853. But a great filmmaker is like
the captain of a ship.Copy !req
854. If Werner Herzog can do it
so can I.Copy !req
855. Werner Hertzcock would be proud.Copy !req
856. Thanks.Copy !req
857. Who's Werner Hertzcock?Copy !req
858. How the hell should I know?Copy !req
859. Oh!Copy !req
860. Ok. Ok, just keep it together,
Lila.Copy !req
861. Pied piper this, douche bag.Copy !req
862. I see you little birdie.Copy !req
863. Where the hell are we?Copy !req
864. I was hoping that you knew.Copy !req
865. Nope.Copy !req
866. Ok.Copy !req
867. What're you doing?Copy !req
868. I'm looking for the north star
on my star-gazing app.Copy !req
869. Do you see it?Copy !req
870. Yeah, look.Copy !req
871. See? It's that one.Copy !req
872. So we're supposed to go north?Copy !req
873. Well, technically the sorority
house is south east but...Copy !req
874. I don't know.Copy !req
875. Without the proper coordinatesCopy !req
876. I don't know exactly
where we are, so...Copy !req
877. You have no idea?Copy !req
878. No.Copy !req
879. Shh! Shh!Copy !req
880. It's him!Copy !req
881. We are so dead!Copy !req
882. Be quiet!Copy !req
883. You're not dead!Copy !req
884. Good for you!Copy !req
885. Thank you.Copy !req
886. What're you doing out here?Copy !req
887. I'm looking for his gold.Copy !req
888. I thought you said you didn't
know where it was.Copy !req
889. Well, I didn't.Copy !req
890. But now I do.Copy !req
891. Almost.Copy !req
892. Ok.Copy !req
893. Alright.Copy !req
894. Alright.Copy !req
895. Oh, shit.Copy !req
896. Lights, camera, decapitation.Copy !req
897. Work goddamit!Copy !req
898. Why do you look so sore?Copy !req
899. Audiences love lots of gore.Copy !req
900. Help!Copy !req
901. As long as you don't let it
get to your head.Copy !req
902. I tried to warn you.Copy !req
903. And now you're dead.Copy !req
904. Ok, so my mom and her friends
hid the gold.Copy !req
905. I guess they didn't want
anything to do with itCopy !req
906. but they hid it here
in case it came back.Copy !req
907. Which, obviously, he did.Copy !req
908. Where'd you find the map?Copy !req
909. Oz.Copy !req
910. Look, what if the gold
isn't there?Copy !req
911. It has to be.Copy !req
912. Look. There.Copy !req
913. That seems like a big enough
marker, don't you think?Copy !req
914. Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
915. Ok.Copy !req
916. Um, ok.Copy !req
917. Look, we found it!Copy !req
918. Yeah!Copy !req
919. Oh.Copy !req
920. What?Copy !req
921. That's what he's trying
to kill us for?Copy !req
922. That seems a little
anticlimactic.Copy !req
923. Well, yeah, but if that's what
he wants then we just-Copy !req
924. we have to give it to him.Copy !req
925. No.Copy !req
926. You can't give that to him.Copy !req
927. That isn't all of it.Copy !req
928. How do you know that?Copy !req
929. Because I found it
months ago, ok?Copy !req
930. I didn't know who's it was,
it was just here,Copy !req
931. just... hidden here.Copy !req
932. You stole it?Copy !req
933. I only took what I needed
for the house project.Copy !req
934. I- I kept a record of itCopy !req
935. so I would know how much
to buy backCopy !req
936. once I could afford it
after everyone saw what I-Copy !req
937. what we did with
the house project.Copy !req
938. So much for the sorority code.Copy !req
939. This is something you should
have mentioned before, Rose!Copy !req
940. My god-we're so screwed!Copy !req
941. I thought we were gonna
get away.Copy !req
942. I- I don't understand, though.Copy !req
943. I thought you had a successful
GoFundMe page.Copy !req
944. Please.Copy !req
945. No one really gives a shit
about saving the environment.Copy !req
946. The only people that gave money
were my stepmother out of guiltCopy !req
947. and some dude from Albuquerque
who asked if I would sendCopy !req
948. a naked picture of myself
in return for 20 bucks,Copy !req
949. which I did, by the way.Copy !req
950. So I funded it all myself.Copy !req
951. But I only took as much
as I needed.Copy !req
952. I planned on buying it all back
and returning itCopy !req
953. from the Cash for Gold place.Copy !req
954. Ok, ok.Copy !req
955. How much more was in there
when you first found it?Copy !req
956. Not much more.Copy !req
957. Well, what does
your notebook say?Copy !req
958. I guess like...Copy !req
959. Oh my god.Copy !req
960. So overflowing?Copy !req
961. Ok, look.Copy !req
962. We can just take it back
to the Cash for Gold placeCopy !req
963. and get it back.Copy !req
964. It's all the way in Bismarck.Copy !req
965. God!Copy !req
966. What have you done, Rose?Copy !req
967. Now we have nothing
to offer him!Copy !req
968. Oh my god, oh my god,
he's gonna kill us all.Copy !req
969. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
970. Ok, ok. Look.Copy !req
971. If we can't give him
his gold then...Copy !req
972. then there's only one thing
left to do.Copy !req
973. Run forever?Copy !req
974. No.Copy !req
975. We use his strengths
against him.Copy !req
976. And we kill him.Copy !req
977. Where are you going?Copy !req
978. Ok, I don't know, actually.Copy !req
979. That just seemed like
the right thing to doCopy !req
980. but we should probably make
a plan first.Copy !req
981. Yeah.Copy !req
982. Ok, well, we know his strengths.Copy !req
983. I mean, that's something.Copy !req
984. Yeah, but we don't know
what his weaknesses areCopy !req
985. and we can't just Google
how to kill a leprechaun.Copy !req
986. Wait, can we?Copy !req
987. If we had power, yeah.Copy !req
988. We could just reboot the
internet and call the police.Copy !req
989. Wait, is there a way to turn
the power back on?Copy !req
990. I just have to change the fuse.Copy !req
991. Lila, why didn't he take
the coin around your neck?Copy !req
992. Well, he tried but it burned
his hand when he grabbed it.Copy !req
993. Let me see it.Copy !req
994. I think it's fool's gold.Copy !req
995. How can you tell?Copy !req
996. Andy tried to pass off
this bracelet he gotCopy !req
997. for my birthday as real gold.Copy !req
998. It wasn't.Copy !req
999. Lila, fool's good
is iron pyrite.Copy !req
1000. Iron.Copy !req
1001. That's a thing, right?Copy !req
1002. That sounds like a thing
we can stop him with.Copy !req
1003. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1004. And four-leaf clovers.Copy !req
1005. How do you know that?Copy !req
1006. I just do.Copy !req
1007. Where are we gonna get
that much iron?Copy !req
1008. Guys, I have an idea.Copy !req
1009. We are so not going to pull
this off?Copy !req
1010. We can do this.Copy !req
1011. We can do this.Copy !req
1012. Well, we have to give it to him.Copy !req
1013. That's easy for you, you have
protection around your neck.Copy !req
1014. Ok, I thought we said that we
were all gonna stick together?Copy !req
1015. We have been, and look
where that got us!Copy !req
1016. If we give it to him
we're as good as dead.Copy !req
1017. You don't know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
1018. Neither do you, Lila.Copy !req
1019. Just because your mother
dealt with thisCopy !req
1020. doesn't mean you're gonna
walk out of it, too.Copy !req
1021. You're gonna get us all killed.Copy !req
1022. Well, fine.Copy !req
1023. Then I'll just give
it to him myself.Copy !req
1024. - Fine.
- Fine.Copy !req
1025. Fine.Copy !req
1026. A bunch of chirping birds
make for easy pickin's.Copy !req
1027. Two pretty sights in one.Copy !req
1028. Me gold and a girl
who's fate is undone.Copy !req
1029. You want it?Copy !req
1030. It's yours.Copy !req
1031. Looks like your friends
didn't agree with your plan.Copy !req
1032. They didn't want me
to give it to you.Copy !req
1033. But if I didn't
you'd just kill us.Copy !req
1034. Ok?Copy !req
1035. So it's yours, just-
just take it and leave.Copy !req
1036. Very wise of you.Copy !req
1037. One, two, three...Copy !req
1038. Not so fast, lass.Copy !req
1039. With more gold I have
more power.Copy !req
1040. Have a seat.Copy !req
1041. If you disturb me counting
me gold.Copy !req
1042. I'll give you a beheading
like times of old.Copy !req
1043. Or like a few hours ago,
for that matter.Copy !req
1044. Turns out Matt's greatest
achievement was a snuff film.Copy !req
1045. You're a monster.Copy !req
1046. Four, five, six...Copy !req
1047. I guess it's your time
of the month.Copy !req
1048. I want me gold.Copy !req
1049. Now!Copy !req
1050. You'll find it in Bismarck,
douche bag!Copy !req
1051. Ok, go!Copy !req
1052. What have you done?Copy !req
1053. It's iron.Copy !req
1054. Let me out!Copy !req
1055. Ok, ok.Copy !req
1056. We are broken up!Copy !req
1057. Get over it!Copy !req
1058. So gross, so gross, so gross!Copy !req
1059. Ok.Copy !req
1060. Ok.Copy !req
1061. If you let me free
I'll grant you a wish.Copy !req
1062. You can have anything you want.Copy !req
1063. I don't want anything from you.Copy !req
1064. Are you sure?Copy !req
1065. Do what he says, sweetheart.Copy !req
1066. Mom?Copy !req
1067. I told
you, all of this is real.Copy !req
1068. You have to believe me,
what I tell you.Copy !req
1069. And if you let him go
you could wish me back.Copy !req
1070. These people aren't
your friends.Copy !req
1071. You don't need them.Copy !req
1072. Not when you have me.Copy !req
1073. I love you, Lila.Copy !req
1074. I could really have my mom back?Copy !req
1075. Just set me free.Copy !req
1076. That's it.Copy !req
1077. I wish...Copy !req
1078. I wish you'd just die already.Copy !req
1079. One shamrock shake coming up.Copy !req
1080. I really wish someone
heard that one.Copy !req
1081. Hey.Copy !req
1082. Hey, did it work?Copy !req
1083. Yeah.Copy !req
1084. Yeah, I think it did.Copy !req
1085. So... now what?Copy !req
1086. Ok, ok.Copy !req
1087. Now we have to burn
the rest of him,Copy !req
1088. because he said if you leave
a piece of a leprechaunCopy !req
1089. you haven't killed a leprechaunCopy !req
1090. so we have to get rid
of all of him.Copy !req
1091. Like a funeral pyre?Copy !req
1092. Yeah, I guess so.Copy !req
1093. We can get a fire started
in the front yardCopy !req
1094. because I never wanna see that
shitty lilliputian ever again.Copy !req
1095. No Rose, we don't wanna hear
how fire releases carbon dioxideCopy !req
1096. into the air, ok?Copy !req
1097. Ok.Copy !req
1098. Fine.Copy !req
1099. I'll sweep him up.Copy !req
1100. Scream if anything happens.Copy !req
1101. What more could possibly happen?Copy !req
1102. Well, this has been the weirdest
day of my life.Copy !req
1103. Yeah.Copy !req
1104. After everything I went through
with my motherCopy !req
1105. I didn't think I'd have
a weirder day.Copy !req
1106. Then again, I also never thought
I'd have any friends.Copy !req
1107. You do have a hard time
keeping them, though.Copy !req
1108. You're...Copy !req
1109. Oh, no?Copy !req
1110. Stupid leprechaun.Copy !req
1111. Are you kidding?Copy !req
1112. I'll never get a job
at ICF now.Copy !req
1113. You missed a spot.Copy !req
1114. Oh, no!Copy !req
1115. Guess you're gonna foot
the bill.Copy !req
1116. Not cool.Copy !req
1117. Stop, hammer time!Copy !req
1118. I'll give you geriatrics
some hammer time.Copy !req
1119. I know something
you don't nose.Copy !req
1120. Rose!Copy !req
1121. I spent last summer
stopping poachersCopy !req
1122. from killing sea turtles
in Costa Rica.Copy !req
1123. I can handle a bunch
of pocket-sized pixies!Copy !req
1124. Rose?Copy !req
1125. No!Copy !req
1126. Guess she couldn't dig herself
out of that one.Copy !req
1127. Wha...?Copy !req
1128. You know what really helps
the environment?Copy !req
1129. Population control.Copy !req
1130. Please tell me you have
a solution for this.Copy !req
1131. Um... uh, gold's-gold's
a conductor, right?Copy !req
1132. Yeah, but they don't...Copy !req
1133. Yeah.Copy !req
1134. Yeah, it is!Copy !req
1135. Looks like I really
pulled it together.Copy !req
1136. Ahhhhhh!Copy !req
1137. Now give me me gold.Copy !req
1138. Well, you're the one who
can't keep track of his gold.Copy !req
1139. Maybe you need to be
more fiscally responsible.Copy !req
1140. Maybe you...Copy !req
1141. need to liquidate!Copy !req
1142. It's a little too little,
a little too late.Copy !req
1143. The best you can hope for
is a painful fate.Copy !req
1144. Hey, you minuscule monster.Copy !req
1145. It's time to cash out.Copy !req
1146. Oh, shite!Copy !req
1147. How is that for energy
efficient?Copy !req
1148. We need to go!Copy !req
1149. Come on, come on!Copy !req
1150. How do we get out?Copy !req
1151. Are you shitting me?Copy !req
1152. Eco fibre glass!Copy !req
1153. And they say there's
no global warming.Copy !req
1154. Wait!Copy !req
1155. Dying in the basement
is your best idea?Copy !req
1156. Ok, Katie, we are not going
to die!Copy !req
1157. Hopefully!Copy !req
1158. Ok. Ok, come on.Copy !req
1159. Please don't leave me, Lila.Copy !req
1160. I've got a limerick for you.Copy !req
1161. Eat a dick, Ass Baggins.Copy !req
1162. Come on, come on!Copy !req
1163. Ow!Copy !req
1164. Oh my god.Copy !req
1165. Ow, I think it punctured
my trapezius.Copy !req
1166. What?Copy !req
1167. It's ok, I'll be ok.Copy !req
1168. Ok, ok.Copy !req
1169. Um, come on, come on.Copy !req
1170. We gotta go.Copy !req
1171. Why are you doing that?Copy !req
1172. What?Copy !req
1173. You don't see...Copy !req
1174. See what?Copy !req
1175. See what?Copy !req
1176. Nothing. Nothing.Copy !req
1177. I don't see anything, either.Copy !req
1178. Thank you.Copy !req
1179. What the hell happened here?Copy !req
1180. Are you girls ok?Copy !req
1181. Yeah.Copy !req
1182. We just learned that sometimes
the best green footprint...Copy !req
1183. is no footprint.Copy !req
1184. Actually, we're probably
gonna need a rideCopy !req
1185. 'cause I'm losing a lot
of blood, so...Copy !req
1186. Ok, yep.Copy !req
1187. Back's open.Copy !req