1. Where's me gold?
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2. Next stop, Devil's Lake.
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3. Uh, hi, Katie,
this is Lila Jenkins.
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4. I'm pretty sure you said
you were gonna pick me up,
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5. but I'm—
I'm here at the bus stop,
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6. so I guess I'll just
keep waiting.
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7. Please don't come this way.
Please don't come this way.
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8. Do you need a ride?
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9. Uh, no.
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10. No, I'm definitely waiting
for someone.
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11. You must be one of the girls
fixing up the old house,
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12. way out there from campus.
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13. You know about that?
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14. Small town.
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15. It's hard not to know
everybody's business.
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16. Not— Not that I try to know it,
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17. I just seem to end up
knowing it anyway.
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18. Okay, well, I should
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19. I don't mind.
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20. I don't usually travel out
that way much anymore,
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21. but... you look like someone
I used to know.
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22. Okay.
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23. Ozzie's Taxi.
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24. I need a ride.
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25. Good.
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26. - Are you Irish?
- No, no.
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27. Oh.
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28. Just a fan of the culture?
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29. Not at all.
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30. I... I haven't seen you before.
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31. I'm pretty good at
remembering people. I...
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32. Oh, yeah, no.
It's my first year.
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33. Well, I'm not a freshman,
it's my first year at Larimore.
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34. I just transferred.
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35. Am I talking too much?
I'm sorry.
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36. I'm a little nervous.
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37. Oh, I'm always a little nervous.
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38. You know, I've always wanted
to come here.
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39. - My mom used to live here.
- At Devil's Lake?
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40. Yeah. Yeah, actually at
the house we're going to.
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41. Her dad, well, my grandfather,
bought it for her.
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42. But now the university owns it.
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43. You're Tory Reding's daughter?
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44. Yeah. Yeah, I am.
Did you know her?
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45. Yeah.
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46. Is that who you thought
I looked like?
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47. Yes.
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48. How is she?
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49. She passed away last year.
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50. I'm sorry.
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51. She was... nice to me.
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52. Well, do you have
any stories about her?
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53. I'd like to hear them.
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54. She didn't tell you anything
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55. about the place
where you're going?
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56. No.
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57. Ah.
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58. Well, it's probably because
everything's all right now.
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59. What is?
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60. Nothing.
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61. I didn't realize the
house was so far from campus.
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62. It's far from... everything.
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63. Thank you.
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64. Everything okay?
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65. Oh... yeah.
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66. Everything.
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67. We made sure of it.
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68. But if it's not...
look in the basement.
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69. Wait, what?
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70. Hello?
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71. Hello?
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72. Hello?
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73. - Are you Lila?
- Yeah.
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74. What are you doing here?
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75. I thought your bus
didn't get in until 4:00.
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76. It did.
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77. - It's 4:00?
- It's 5:30.
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78. Oh, that means you had to spend
an hour in a truck alone
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79. with Ozzie the weirdo.
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80. It's probably for the best,
though.
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81. Meredith isn't even back
with the car yet.
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82. Who the hell knows
where she went?
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83. Okay, be warned.
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84. Rose has gone
all Ed Begley Jr.--
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85. - Who?
- Never mind.
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86. I'm thinking of crushing up
some of my Klonopin
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87. and spiking her clover juice.
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88. - Oh, I love clover juice.
- Right?
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89. I'm so over kale.
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90. We found this random clover
patch in the yard a while back.
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91. It inspired us to grow some
in the garden.
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92. - Did you pick it up yet?
- Not yet!
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93. Lila's here.
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94. I thought she wasn't
getting in until...
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95. - Yeah.
- Oh.
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96. Well, it's good
you're here, Lila.
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97. We need your help.
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98. She just got here, Rosie.
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99. Lila, do you wanna pee
outside or inside this week?
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100. Uh, inside?
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101. Then it's time to get to work.
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102. Grab that wire.
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103. Okay, Lila, this hose is
gonna be our water line
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104. until we get the pipes in.
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105. Then our water source will
be officially self-contained.
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106. Step one of going off the grid.
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107. Oh, wait, you guys weren't using
the well before?
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108. No, they stopped using it years
ago because they said the water
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109. was corrupted but I tested it
myself and it's totally fine.
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110. Like, perfect.
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111. We should have been done with
this already but it took longer
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112. because someone decided to try
and jerry-rig the solar panels
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113. so she could use it
to get internet.
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114. Dude, we haven't had it for,
like, three days.
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115. Wait, there's no internet?
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116. Yeah, no internet, no power,
and no cell service, either,
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117. until we get these frickin'
solar panels installed.
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118. There.
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119. Once this juices up
we'll have water
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120. - and once Meredith gets back—
- Okay, who's— Who's Meredith?
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121. She's... She's the asshole.
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122. Yeah, but she's the only one
at the sorority
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123. that's studying native plant
landscape architecture.
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124. So we need her.
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125. Yeah, well,
she loves her native plants.
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126. Oh...
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127. Think, Ozzie.
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128. You had your phone
at the bus stop.
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129. You had your phone in the truck.
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130. On the way to the house.
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131. And now you don't.
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132. It's at Tory's.
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133. Darnit.
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134. As long as Meredith is focused
and booze-free she's great.
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135. I brought refreshments.
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136. - Also, I got beer.
- Katie!
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137. Meredith didn't tell me
you were gonna be here.
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138. Didn't I?
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139. Hey. I'm Matt.
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140. I'm Andy's friend.
It's, uh, nice to meet you all.
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141. No, Meredith.
No, no, no.
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142. This is not why we're here.
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143. This is not supposed to be
a four-week party,
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144. this is serious.
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145. This is me being serious
with a beer in my hand.
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146. Mm. Ah.
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147. Plus, you told me to find people
that are handy.
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148. That's Matt and Andy.
That rhymed, weird.
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149. Anyway, it's, like, six.
We can be socially conscious
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150. and get shit-faced.
They aren't mutually exclusive.
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151. Well, actually the sun doesn't
go down until about 7:00,
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152. so, you know, we could work
for a while...
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153. Who's the party killer?
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154. - Oh, uh, hi. I'm—
- That's Lila, Meredith.
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155. Our newest Alpha Epsilon sister.
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156. Well, I also got pizza, but
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157. Fine!
But only because I'm starving!
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158. We're still starting
early tomorrow!
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159. We're still starting
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160. - super early tomorrow.
- Yes.
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161. Of course she invited Andy.
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162. She always has to start trouble.
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163. Andy and I used to date.
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164. I'm absolutely not going
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165. It's just a coincidence.
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166. Just a coincidence.
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167. Oh, God, no!
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168. Leave me alone!
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169. No!
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170. Papa?
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171. We... We killed you...
25 years ago.
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172. You're dead!
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173. Twenty-five years.
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174. You're lookin' a little worse
for wear, my boy.
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175. If you don't take care
of your body...
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176. It won't take care of you.
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177. There once was a lad
they thought died,
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178. His flesh had melted
off his whole hide,
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179. But he escaped from the well,
alive and quite swell,
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180. And now he'll be killing
in stride.
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181. Twenty-five years, then?
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182. I've got a lot of killing
to make up for.
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183. When did I get better looking?
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184. You guys really going off grid?
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185. By the end of summer we'll have
moved all our electricity
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186. to solar and all our water
to the well.
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187. We'll have grey irrigation and-
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188. And we're raising myotonic goats
for their milk
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189. and soil aerating
because the nitrogen in their...
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190. It's gonna be, like,
totally kick ass.
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191. You do have a great ass.
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192. No of fence,
but you guys might win
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194. We are actually the only
sorority or fraternity, Maddie,
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195. since Rose petitioned
to start a chapter.
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196. Relationships are the key
to a successful career.
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197. If you are in a good sorority
you will have contacts
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198. anywhere you apply for a job.
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199. Hey, Rose? What's this for?
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201. I got that for building
yurts out of Dralon.
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202. Look, can we stop talking
about work for five minutes?
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203. I wanna learn more
about our new friend, Lila.
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204. Yeah.
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205. I'm sure this can't be easy
for you.
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206. Leaving all your friends
at your other school
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in the dark.
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208. Um, actually I lived at home
and commuted,
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209. so I didn't know
that many people.
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212. Um, I spent most of my time
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214. Maybe she doesn't wanna
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217. Um, she had some
mental health issues.
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were always trying to get her
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220. And then she got cancer.
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221. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have
said all that.
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222. Well, I think I'm gonna get
another beer.
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223. - Anyone want anything?
- I'll help you.
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224. I got it.
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225. I'll help anyway.
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226. I love how she's all pretending
she's not gonna screw him later.
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227. Looks like I'm sleeping
in your room, ladies.
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228. As long as they're up at 6:00
I don't care what they do.
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229. Lila, I need you on the
rainwater barrels tomorrow.
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230. - Sure.
- I can help you.
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231. Thanks.
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235. She wasn't... She couldn't...
That wasn't very nice.
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236. - I think I'm gonna go to bed.
- I'm just kidding, Lila.
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237. No, really. It's okay.
I'm just tired.
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239. Is it just me
or is she a little weird?
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240. Crap.
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241. Only you could make
cleaning look so filthy.
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242. Stop it.
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243. I'm trying to clean.
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244. Being super clever
won't get you anywhere.
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246. Oh, no.
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Oh, my God!
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248. Shit! Shit! This is gonna
set us back half a day!
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249. No, no, no,
it's okay, it's okay.
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251. Well, it doesn't matter!
Look at all this water!
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if you can just let me have
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for a couple hours
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the water in here.
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255. Really?
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256. Yeah, really.
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262. But helpful, friendly hint...
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your mother so much.
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264. What are those?
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265. Meredith likes to juice
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267. Wow.
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268. I had no idea she was
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269. Please.
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270. She infuses them all with vodka.
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271. I love the smell of me gold
in the morning.
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272. Oh, actually you're supposed
to drill it straight down,
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274. It's fine to do it this way.
I've done it before.
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275. Me too, and I'm telling you
if you—
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276. I knew you were gonna get weird
if we had sex again.
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277. Whoa! Whoa.
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278. First of all, you hit on me,
remember?
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279. And second of all,
this is so not about that.
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280. You're literally just putting
it in wrong.
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281. Or...
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282. you're being weird.
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283. You know what,
you ruined it.
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284. We're not having sex again.
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285. God.
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286. Boo!
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287. - Mer?
- Yeah?
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289. Yep. Peachy.
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290. Are you still in your pajamas?
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291. Yep.
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of you being here
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295. Do you even care about
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296. Yes, I care.
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the a-holes around here.
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299. Really?
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300. A plant has one job, Rose.
It does it really well.
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301. The right plant
in the right place
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the world around it thrive.
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305. Also, you can ferment almost
any plant to make alcohol.
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306. Hello?
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307. Okay, guys, very funny.
Joke's on the new girl.
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308. Uh, sorry, I uh... I—I came
to see if you needed help.
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309. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Thank you.
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310. Were you just banging
on the cistern?
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311. I don't even know
what that means.
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312. - Cis...
- Right, uh, sorry.
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The water barrel.
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314. Uh, no.
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315. Hold on, I got an idea.
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316. With no gold these 25 years,
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317. I've lost me knack.
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318. But time and a fresh killing
should help bring it back!
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319. I'm the least handy person.
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320. I'm good with a camera, but, uh,
don't ask me to fix your sink.
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321. That's okay,
I can fix my own sink.
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322. So is that why you wanted to be
a camera person?
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323. Whoa, filmmaker,
way different but, uh...
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324. yeah, you know, these days
you have to do it all like
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326. Maybe I can film an interview
with you later
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327. - for the documentary.
- Oh.
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328. No, no, I don't have anything
interesting left to say.
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329. You pretty much heard it
all last night.
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330. Friendless shut-in.
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331. So, you know, my mom
actually used to live—
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332. Why are you here?
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333. Oh, I'm sorry, we don't have
to do the interview if, uh...
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334. Oh, no, no sorry, I just thought
I saw the taxi guy, but dead.
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I just said that.
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336. It's fine.
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337. I should probably get some
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339. Way to go, Lila.
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341. It's working!
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342. We have power!
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343. Well, then it's time
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344. Yes!
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345. Katie, come on!
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347. Meow.
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348. Meow.
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nor heat,
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a leprechaun from Kill...
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352. What is this?
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354. Killing is the key to my health
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355. and helps me in finding
my wealth.
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356. Oh, that is awful!
That is so awful!
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The hot water just ran out.
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she's gonna flip.
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362. See, visually,
I was going for, like,
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363. a David Lean thing here, making
the landscape the protagonist.
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364. Oh, whatever.
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365. All that moving is making
me nauseous.
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366. Babe, I think the shots you did
are making you nauseous.
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367. Andy, is that you peeing
in the back yard?
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369. I thought the john
wasn't working.
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371. Wow, Matt, this looks so cool.
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373. Weird? What is that, a rabbit?
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374. God.
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375. Rabbits will eat through
the garden in an hour.
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376. This is literally the worst
thing that can happen right now.
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377. What is this?
This wasn't on my playlist.
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378. I should put a temporary fence
around the garden.
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our mattresses.
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380. Sure thing, man.
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382. I didn't have the right sized
fuses for the circuit box.
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that much power at once.
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make up excuses, okay?
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my phone into, no problem.
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391. I hate it when people
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all night.
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395. Your bear isn't the only animal
on the endangered list, love.
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397. Do I look like a figment
of imagination to you?
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398. Fruity. And full-bodied.
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said was real.
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of me forever.
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to rot!
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of a leprechaun intact,
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the leprechaun, no.
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408. And thanks to this piece of gold
taken from my friend's bowels,
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409. I was able to reform
at my discretion.
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410. Now, I want the rest of it.
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412. I don't know anything
about your gold.
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that pretty neck of yours?
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She said it would protect me.
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Now, what did she do with it?
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the end of this.
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gonna happen.
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you told me to.
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426. Way to go, dude.
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427. Oh, go film the damn stars,
Scorsese.
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ladies and gentlemen.
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430. Lila!
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433. Lila, are you okay?
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- Forget that hack.
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438. Oh, you're disgusting.
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- Wait, wait.
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447. Did you see it?
Copy !req
448. Something ran past me
and knocked me down.
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449. Like an animal or something.
I caught it on my camera.
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450. No, that wasn't an animal, okay?
It was— It was...
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451. Look, we need to get
out of the house.
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452. I'm sure we can set traps
in the morning.
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453. It's not exactly
the end of the world-
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454. No, it is kind of the end.
Okay, we seriously need to go!
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455. - Um...
- Look, I'm not crazy, okay?
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456. But how would
you know that?
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457. You don't know me.
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458. None of you know me, so of
course you think that I'm crazy,
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459. just like everyone thought
my mother was crazy
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460. and Rose told me not to talk
about my mom too much.
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461. We are all so screwed.
Copy !req
462. Where is everyone?
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463. I don't know.
Copy !req
464. We need to find them.
Copy !req
465. God. What an asshole.
Copy !req
466. Your face.
Copy !req
467. God!
Copy !req
468. Why do you have to be
such a jerk all the time?
Copy !req
469. What's wrong?
Copy !req
470. Hmm? Hmm?
Copy !req
471. I think there's another box
of fuses in the barn.
Copy !req
472. If we don't turn
everything on at once
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473. I think we can get the lights
working again.
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474. Aren't you the smarty pants?
Copy !req
475. - Stop it.
- Hmm?
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476. I am not.
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477. I'm not gonna keep doing this.
Copy !req
478. Stop.
Copy !req
479. There once
was a lass in college,
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480. Who studied the spirits
for knowledge,
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481. She laid hard with the devil,
To rise up a great level,
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482. But no one begrudged her
the mileage.
Copy !req
483. Ah. A golden shower.
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484. I don't care what the others say
about you.
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485. You're a keeper.
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486. What do they say?
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487. You know... I got a glad eye
for a fellow tosspot.
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488. I think I'm having
alcohol hallucinations.
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489. Don't be selling yourself short.
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490. Short?
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491. A Walkman and a camera
all in one.
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492. Impressive.
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493. What's a Walkman?
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494. Forget it.
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495. I'm looking for something
and if you tell me where it is
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496. I won't rip you to shreds.
Copy !req
497. What're you looking for?
Copy !req
498. Come a little closer
and I'll tell you.
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499. Katie?
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500. Oh, Rose.
Copy !req
501. Do not tell me something else
is wrong.
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502. I filmed an animal in the house.
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503. It's inside?
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504. Everyone needs to close
the doors when they go.
Copy !req
505. Okay, it is not an animal.
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506. It's a leprechaun.
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507. So, no animal?
Copy !req
508. Okay, I am going to try
to explain this calmly
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509. so that you both can see
that this is real.
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510. I went to get my speakers
and the leprechaun was wearing
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511. my bear's head and it—
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512. It attacked me
and then it ran off
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513. when all the lights went out.
Copy !req
514. Thank God.
Copy !req
515. Not for you, Lila,
for the house.
Copy !req
516. Oh, for you that sounds...
Copy !req
517. Mental illness is a really
unfortunate problem.
Copy !req
518. Maybe she hit her head.
Copy !req
519. There is a deranged dwarf
Copy !req
520. obsessed with money
in the kitchen!
Copy !req
521. What?
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522. Yeah, I got away before
he could do anything.
Copy !req
523. See? That's him.
I told you.
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524. It could be a crackhead who
got a hold of the wrong stuff.
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525. It's a leprechaun!
Copy !req
526. How did you get that?
Copy !req
527. Guys, I always thought
that my mom was sick, okay?
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528. I mean, the strange things
that she used to say.
Copy !req
529. That he would murder anyone
for his gold.
Copy !req
530. Yeah, well, maybe we shouldn't
take stock
Copy !req
531. in the rantings
of a crazy person.
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532. She wasn't.
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533. Okay?
Copy !req
534. I mean, I always thought, but...
you know, she wasn't.
Copy !req
535. Katie and Andy are out back.
Copy !req
536. We can't leave them.
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537. Guys.
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538. Guys, I really don't think
this is a good...
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539. I gotta go take a leak.
Copy !req
540. No, no, no, no, that's latex
which isn't biodegrade...
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541. I make such bad choices.
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542. Come on, Katie.
Copy !req
543. I don't wanna have another talk
right now, okay?
Copy !req
544. My sentiments exactly.
Copy !req
545. The ladies always want to
ruin the moment.
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546. That's why I'm fond of
tearing out their tongues.
Copy !req
547. What the hell are you?
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548. I'm a leprechaun and I've come
to get me gold back.
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549. You wouldn't know anything
about that now, would you?
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550. Dude.
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551. You and me.
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552. I've given you something.
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553. Now I want what
was stolen of mine.
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554. I have no idea what
you're talking about.
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555. Let me put it in a way
you'll understand.
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556. Tit for tat!
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557. It got me!
Copy !req
558. My bad, it was just a piece
of hemp grass from the...
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559. Shit.
Copy !req
560. What's happening?
Copy !req
561. It's him.
Copy !req
562. He's shorter in person.
Copy !req
563. Is that all you've got,
you micro freak?
Copy !req
564. I'll admit, without me gold
I'm not in top form,
Copy !req
565. but I, unlike you,
still know how to perform.
Copy !req
566. I'm gonna stomp your ass!
Copy !req
567. Andy, just let it go!
Get out of there!
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568. Shut up, Katie,
I know what I'm doing!
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569. One for Andy.
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570. Actually it's one for me
and two of...
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571. I don't have the key on me!
It must be in my room!
Copy !req
572. - Are you sure?
- Yes, I'm sure!
Copy !req
573. Do you think Andy's dead?
Copy !req
574. I mean,
I know that he was split
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575. down the coronal plane
but he...
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576. Oh, my God, he's dead!
Oh, my God!
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577. Why can't we just run?
Copy !req
578. We— We can get
as far away as possible.
Copy !req
579. Wait, did we lose Rose?
Copy !req
580. Hello?
Copy !req
581. Heel! Heel! Heel!
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582. That's not exactly what I meant.
Copy !req
583. You vile troll!
Copy !req
584. Troll? That's just offensive.
Copy !req
585. Now,
why would she go and do that?
Copy !req
586. You can't leave perfectly good
shoes just lying about
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587. without a care!
Copy !req
588. - Maybe he ate her.
- No, no, no, no.
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589. I— I don't think
that he's a cannibal.
Copy !req
590. Well, he could be a cannibal,
I mean...
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591. No one cares, Matt!
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592. No, he seems a little
too refined, though.
Copy !req
593. I mean, he wears
that frickin' jaunty hat!
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594. We have to go back for her!
Copy !req
595. What?
Copy !req
596. Okay.
Babe, don't be mad, okay?
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597. It's the right thing to do.
Copy !req
598. It's just... it's a little
surprising coming from you.
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599. So we're just gonna go in
like it— Like it's nothing?
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600. Look.
We are a bunch of smart women.
Copy !req
601. Matt, you seem smart, too.
Copy !req
602. Okay, we can do this.
Copy !req
603. We can totally figure this out,
right?
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604. Right?
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605. Probably doing fashion a favor
killing that one.
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606. They should be on my desk.
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607. He's gone. Come on.
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608. Do you see Rose?
Copy !req
609. Okay.
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610. Shh.
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611. Shh!
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612. Shh!
Copy !req
613. Why would you do that?
Copy !req
614. I was trying to quietly get
your attention!
Copy !req
615. Mission not accomplished!
What're you doing here, anyway?
Copy !req
616. I needed something.
Copy !req
617. Where's the lawn gnome?
Copy !req
618. We lost him,
but we gotta get to the car.
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619. But the house?
Copy !req
620. Everything I've...
We've worked for,
Copy !req
621. we can't just leave it!
Copy !req
622. It's time to start making
some smart choices, Rose!
Copy !req
623. You can't save the world
if you're dead, okay?
Copy !req
624. Come on, let's get to the car.
Copy !req
625. Meredith and Lila
are getting the keys.
Copy !req
626. Shit!
He's coming through the back.
Copy !req
627. Wait, what? No, no, no.
Are you sure?
Copy !req
628. Yeah, look.
Copy !req
629. He's too close, we're not gonna
make it without him seeing us.
Copy !req
630. We should hide in the basement,
wait 'til he passes,
Copy !req
631. - then book it to the car.
- Wait, what? No, no, no.
Copy !req
632. Meredith, I think this could be
a really bad idea, okay?
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633. I mean, I mean, we could
get trapped in there.
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634. Will you trust me?
We're sorority sisters.
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635. And friends.
Copy !req
636. No, no, no. Meredith?
Copy !req
637. Meredith!
Come on, what're you doing?
Copy !req
638. - Let me out!
- He just wants his gold, Lila.
Copy !req
639. Give it to him
and I'm sure you'll be fine.
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640. No, no, no, Meredith.
Copy !req
641. Meredith, I don't think
that's how he works, okay?
Copy !req
642. I mean, you— You saw what
he did to Andy, all right?
Copy !req
643. You can't trust him.
Come on, you don't know him.
Copy !req
644. I don't know you, either.
None of us do.
Copy !req
645. No, no, no! Come on!
Copy !req
646. Meredith, come on! Let me out!
Copy !req
647. Whoa, whoa, whoa, where's Lila?
Copy !req
648. - She didn't make it.
- What do you mean?
Copy !req
649. She's dead! He killed her!
Copy !req
650. What?
Copy !req
651. We have to go!
Copy !req
652. We should get out of here.
Copy !req
653. He's probably really close
by now.
Copy !req
654. That's the car of the future?
Sad.
Copy !req
655. No, no, no, no,
get away from me!
Copy !req
656. What is going on right now?
Copy !req
657. Are you here to hurt me?
Copy !req
658. Okay, I'm just gonna go ahead
Copy !req
659. and I'm gonna guess
that you're dead.
Copy !req
660. Did the leprechaun do it?
Copy !req
661. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
662. Are you a zombie?
Copy !req
663. A ghost?
Copy !req
664. This should help a little.
Copy !req
665. Is the leprechaun
how you know my mom?
Copy !req
666. You guys stopped it together?
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667. I didn't get any of that.
Copy !req
668. Okay, well, uh, what would
be really helpful is
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669. if you knew where
his gold was.
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670. It's in one of these boxes?
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671. There's nothing in here.
Copy !req
672. Tory, Nathan, Alex, Ozzie.
Copy !req
673. A map of gold?
Copy !req
674. Ozzie, this is amazing!
Copy !req
675. Wow.
Copy !req
676. Super strength, telekinesis,
really good impressions.
Copy !req
677. He's like an awful David Blaine.
Copy !req
678. Or just David Blaine.
Copy !req
679. Wait, clovers can stop him?
Copy !req
680. Okay, okay, okay.
Copy !req
681. We just have to find a way
out of here now.
Copy !req
682. Uh, ghost Ozzie,
I can't do that.
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683. Ozzie?
Copy !req
684. Ghost Ozzie, a little help here.
Copy !req
685. All right,
time to go for the gold.
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686. Yeah, this would have been
a better first option.
Copy !req
687. Sorry! I'm super drunk.
Copy !req
688. Did we get away?
Copy !req
689. Did we just get away?
Copy !req
690. I don't see him anywhere.
Copy !req
691. We did it!
Copy !req
692. And I feel super bad about Lila.
Copy !req
693. She's getting what she deserved.
Copy !req
694. What do you mean "getting"?
Copy !req
695. Is she still alive?
Did you lie?
Copy !req
696. What?
Copy !req
697. But she's the reason all of this
happened in the first place.
Copy !req
698. The leprechaun said
if I gave her to him
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699. he would let us leave.
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700. Us?
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701. Fine, me.
Copy !req
702. We are sorority sisters!
We stick together!
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703. You think I wanted to be
in a sorority? No.
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704. We need to go back for her.
Copy !req
705. We aren't even a real sorority,
Copy !req
706. you literally set it up,
like, a month ago!
Copy !req
707. Whoa!
Copy !req
708. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Copy !req
709. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
710. Go faster! Go faster!
Copy !req
711. I think we've established
it's not going to happen!
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712. Here!
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713. Turn here to the right,
to the right!
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714. To the right! To the right!
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715. I think you got him.
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716. Come on.
Copy !req
717. Do you see the keys?
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718. No.
Copy !req
719. Ozzie?
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720. Katie, look for the keys.
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721. Oh, my God.
Copy !req
722. Looks like you've hit
a dead end.
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723. Katie!
Copy !req
724. Oh, my God!
Copy !req
725. Me gold must be close by,
Copy !req
726. "cause I'm starting to feel like
me old self again.
Copy !req
727. A few more kills
should do the trick.
Copy !req
728. I did what you wanted.
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729. I left Lila for you.
Copy !req
730. You said you wouldn't lay
a hand on me.
Copy !req
731. I suppose I did.
Copy !req
732. And a leprechaun always
keeps his word.
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733. What the hell are you doing?
Meredith!
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734. I made a deal with him.
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735. You wanna make your own deal,
go ahead,
Copy !req
736. but I'm getting
the hell outta here.
Copy !req
737. Let's go.
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738. I won't lay a hand on you.
Copy !req
739. Really?
Copy !req
740. We're friends.
Copy !req
741. Meredith, 1.
All of you assholes, 0.
Copy !req
742. Woohoo!
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743. You promised!
Why are you doing this?
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744. I promised I wouldn't lay
a hand on you.
Copy !req
745. I didn't say I wouldn't
kill you.
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746. Now she's one with nature.
Copy !req
747. Ashes to ashes!
Copy !req
748. Blood and guts!
Copy !req
749. Do you think she's okay?
Copy !req
750. Uh, no.
Copy !req
751. Is everything all right?
Copy !req
752. Yeah, I think I can get this
working with my phone.
Copy !req
753. You guys keep going.
Copy !req
754. Maybe I can slow him down.
Copy !req
755. You can find Lila, get the
power on and call the police.
Copy !req
756. Are you sure?
Copy !req
757. Not really.
Copy !req
758. But a great filmmaker is like
the captain of a ship.
Copy !req
759. If Werner Herzog can do it
so can I.
Copy !req
760. Werner Hertzcock would be proud.
Copy !req
761. Thanks.
Copy !req
762. - Who's Werner Hertzcock?
- How the hell should I know?
Copy !req
763. Okay. Okay,
just keep it together, Lila.
Copy !req
764. Pied Piper this, douche bag.
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765. I see you, little birdie.
Copy !req
766. Where the hell are we?
Copy !req
767. I was hoping you knew.
Copy !req
768. Nope.
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769. Okay.
Copy !req
770. What're you doing?
Copy !req
771. I'm looking for the north star
on my star-gazing app.
Copy !req
772. Do you see it?
Copy !req
773. Yeah, look.
See? It's that one.
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774. So we're supposed to go north?
Copy !req
775. Well, technically the sorority
house is south east but...
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776. I don't know.
Without the proper coordinates
Copy !req
777. I don't know exactly
where we are, so...
Copy !req
778. You have no idea?
Copy !req
779. No.
Copy !req
780. - Shh! Shh!
- It's him!
Copy !req
781. - We are so dead!
- Be quiet!
Copy !req
782. You're not dead!
Good for you!
Copy !req
783. Thank you.
Copy !req
784. What're you doing out here?
Copy !req
785. I'm looking for his gold.
Copy !req
786. I thought you said you didn't
know where it was.
Copy !req
787. Well, I didn't.
But now I do.
Copy !req
788. Almost.
Copy !req
789. Okay.
Copy !req
790. All right. All right.
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791. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
792. Lights, camera, decapitation.
Copy !req
793. Work goddam it!
Copy !req
794. Why do you look so sore?
Copy !req
795. Audiences love lots of gore.
Copy !req
796. Help!
Copy !req
797. As long as you don't let it
get to your head.
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798. I tried to warn you.
Copy !req
799. And now you're dead.
Copy !req
800. Okay, so my mom
and her friends hid the gold.
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801. I guess they didn't want
anything to do with it,
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802. but they hid it here
in case it came back.
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803. Which, obviously, he did.
Copy !req
804. Where'd you find the map?
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805. Oz.
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806. Look, what if the gold
isn't there?
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807. It has to be.
Copy !req
808. Look. There.
Copy !req
809. That seems like a big enough
marker, don't you think?
Copy !req
810. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay.
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811. Um, okay.
Copy !req
812. - Look, we found it!
- Yeah!
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813. Oh.
Copy !req
814. What?
Copy !req
815. That's what he's trying
to kill us for?
Copy !req
816. That seems a little
anticlimactic.
Copy !req
817. Well, yeah, but if that's what
he wants then we just—
Copy !req
818. - We have to give it to him.
- No. You can't give that to him.
Copy !req
819. That isn't all of it.
Copy !req
820. How do you know that?
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821. Because I found it
months ago, okay?
Copy !req
822. I didn't know who's it was,
it was just here, just...
Copy !req
823. hidden here.
Copy !req
824. You stole it?
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825. I only took what I needed
for the house project.
Copy !req
826. I— I kept a record of it
Copy !req
827. so I would know how much
to buy back
Copy !req
828. once I could afford it
after everyone saw what I...
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829. What we did with
the house project.
Copy !req
830. So much for the sorority code.
Copy !req
831. This is something you should
have mentioned before, Rose!
Copy !req
832. My God, we're so screwed!
Copy !req
833. I thought we were gonna
get away.
Copy !req
834. I don't understand, though.
Copy !req
835. I thought you had a successful
GoFundMe page.
Copy !req
836. Please.
Copy !req
837. No one really gives a shit
about saving the environment.
Copy !req
838. The only people that gave money
were my stepmother out of guilt
Copy !req
839. and some dude from Albuquerque
who asked if I would send
Copy !req
840. a naked picture of myself
in return for 20 bucks,
Copy !req
841. which I did, by the way.
Copy !req
842. So I funded it all myself.
Copy !req
843. But I only took as much
as I needed.
Copy !req
844. I planned on buying it all back
and returning it
Copy !req
845. from the Cash for Gold place.
Copy !req
846. Okay, okay.
Copy !req
847. How much more was in there
when you first found it?
Copy !req
848. Not much more.
Copy !req
849. Well, what does
your notebook say?
Copy !req
850. I guess like...
Copy !req
851. - Oh, my God.
- So overflowing?
Copy !req
852. Okay, look.
Copy !req
853. We can just take it back
to the Cash for Gold place
Copy !req
854. and get it back.
Copy !req
855. It's all the way in Bismarck.
Copy !req
856. Oh, God!
What have you done, Rose?
Copy !req
857. Now we have nothing
to offer him!
Copy !req
858. Oh, my God, oh, my God,
he's gonna Kill us all.
Copy !req
859. No, no, no, no, no.
Okay, okay. Look.
Copy !req
860. If we can't give him
his gold then...
Copy !req
861. Then there's only one thing
left to do.
Copy !req
862. - Run forever?
- No.
Copy !req
863. We use his strengths
against him.
Copy !req
864. And we Kill him.
Copy !req
865. Where are you going?
Copy !req
866. Okay, I don't know, actually.
Copy !req
867. That just seemed like
the right thing to do,
Copy !req
868. but we should probably make
a plan first.
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869. Yeah.
Copy !req
870. Okay, well,
we know his strengths.
Copy !req
871. I mean, that's something.
Copy !req
872. Yeah, but we don't know
what his weaknesses are
Copy !req
873. and we can't just Google
how to kill a leprechaun.
Copy !req
874. Wait, can we?
Copy !req
875. If we had power, yeah.
Copy !req
876. We could just reboot the
internet and call the police.
Copy !req
877. Wait, is there a way to turn
the power back on?
Copy !req
878. I just have to change the fuse.
Copy !req
879. Lila, why didn't he take
the coin around your neck?
Copy !req
880. Well, he tried but it burned
his hand when he grabbed it.
Copy !req
881. Let me see it.
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882. I think it's fool's gold.
Copy !req
883. How can you tell?
Copy !req
884. Andy tried to pass off
this bracelet he got
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885. for my birthday as real gold.
Copy !req
886. It wasn't.
Copy !req
887. Lila, fool's good
is iron pyrite.
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888. Iron.
That's a thing, right?
Copy !req
889. That sounds like a thing
we can stop him with.
Copy !req
890. Oh, yeah.
And four-leaf clovers.
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891. - How do you know that?
- I just do.
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892. Where are we gonna get
that much iron?
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893. Guys, I have an idea.
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894. We are so
not going to pull this off.
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895. We can do this.
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896. We can do this.
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897. Well, we have to give it to him.
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898. That's easy for you,
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899. you have protection
around your neck.
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900. Okay, I thought we said that we
were all gonna stick together?
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901. We have been,
and look where that got us!
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902. If we give it to him
we're as good as dead.
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903. You don't know what
you're talking about.
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904. Neither do you, Lila.
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905. Just because your mother
dealt with this
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906. doesn't mean you're gonna
walk out of it, too.
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907. You're gonna get us all killed.
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908. Well, fine. Then I'll just give
it to him myself.
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909. - Fine.
- Fine.
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910. Fine.
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911. A bunch of chirping birds
make for easy pickins.
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912. Two pretty sights in one.
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913. Me gold and a girl
whose fate is undone.
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914. You want it?
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915. It's yours.
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916. Looks like your friends
didn't agree with your plan.
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917. They didn't want me
to give it to you.
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918. But if I didn't
you'd just Kill us.
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919. Okay?
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920. So it's yours, just—
Just take it and leave.
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921. Very wise of you.
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922. One, two, three...
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923. Not so fast, lass.
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924. With more gold I have
more power.
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925. Have a seat.
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926. If you disturb me counting
of gold,
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927. I'll give you a beheading
like times of old.
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928. Or like a few hours ago,
for that matter.
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929. Turns out Matt's greatest
achievement was a snuff film.
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930. You're a monster.
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931. Four, five, six...
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932. I guess it's your time
of the month.
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933. I want me gold.
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934. Now!
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935. You'll find it in Bismarck,
douche bag!
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936. Okay, go!
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937. What have you done?
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938. It's iron.
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939. Let me out!
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940. Okay, come on, okay.
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941. We are broken up!
Get over it!
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942. So gross, so gross, so gross!
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943. Okay.
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944. Okay.
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945. If you let me free
I'll grant you a wish.
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946. You can have anything you want.
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947. I don't want anything from you.
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948. Are you sure?
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949. Do what he says, sweetheart.
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950. Mom?
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951. I told you,
all of this is real.
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952. You have to believe me
when I tell you
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953. that if you let him go
you could wish me back.
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954. These people aren't
your friends.
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955. You don't need them.
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956. Not when you have me.
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957. I love you, Lila.
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958. I could really have my mom back?
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959. Just set me free.
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960. That's it.
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961. I wish...
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962. I wish you'd just die already.
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963. One Shamrock Shake coming up.
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964. I really wish someone
heard that one.
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965. Hey, did it work?
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966. Yeah. Yeah, I think it did.
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967. So... now what?
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968. Okay, okay. Now we have to
burn the rest of him,
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969. because he said if you leave
a piece of a leprechaun
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970. you haven't killed a leprechaun,
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971. so we have to get rid
of all of him.
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972. - Like a funeral pyre?
- Yeah, I guess so.
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973. We can get a fire started
in the front yard,
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974. because I never wanna see that
shitty Lilliputian ever again.
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975. No, Rose, we don't wanna hear
how fire releases carbon dioxide
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976. into the air, okay? Okay.
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977. Fine.
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978. I'll sweep him up.
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979. Just scream if anything happens.
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980. What more could possibly happen?
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981. Well, this has been the weirdest
day of my life.
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982. Yeah.
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983. After everything I went through
with my mother
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984. I didn't think I'd have
a weirder day.
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985. Then again, I also never thought
I'd have any friends.
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986. You do have a hard time
keeping them, though.
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987. You're...
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988. - Oh, no?
- Uh-uh.
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989. Stupid leprechaun.
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990. Are you kidding?
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991. I'll never get a job
at ICF now.
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992. You missed a spot.
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993. Oh, no!
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994. Guess you're gonna foot
the bill.
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995. Not cool.
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996. Stop, hammer time!
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997. I'll give you geriatrics
some hammer time.
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998. I know something
you don't nose.
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999. Rose!
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1000. I spent last summer
stopping poachers
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1001. from Killing sea turtles
in Costa Rica.
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1002. I can handle a bunch
of pocket-sized pixies!
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1003. Rose?
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1004. No!
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1005. Guess she couldn't dig herself
out of that one.
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1006. Wha...
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1007. You know what
really helps the environment?
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1008. Population control.
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1009. Please tell me you have
a solution for this.
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1010. Um... uh, gold's—
Gold's a conductor, right?
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1011. Yeah, but they don't...
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1012. Yeah. Yeah, it is!
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1013. Looks like I really
pulled it together.
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1014. Now, give me me gold.
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1015. Well, you're the one who
can't keep track of his gold.
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1016. Maybe you need to be
more fiscally responsible.
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1017. Maybe you...
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1018. need to liquidate!
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1019. It's a little too little,
a little too late.
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1020. The best you can hope for
is a painful fate.
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1021. Hey, you minuscule monster.
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1022. It's time to cash out.
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1023. Oh, shite!
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1024. How's that for energy efficient?
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1025. Help me.
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1026. We need to go!
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1027. Come on!
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1028. How do we get out?
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1029. Are you shitting me?
Eco fiber glass!
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1030. And they say
there's no global warming.
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1031. Wait!
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1032. Dying in the basement
is your best idea?
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1033. Okay, Katie,
we are not going to die!
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1034. Hopefully!
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1035. Okay. Okay, come on.
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1036. Please don't leave me, Lila.
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1037. I've got a limerick for you.
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1038. Eat a dick, Ass Baggins.
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1039. Come on, come on!
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1040. Oh, my god.
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1041. Ow, I think it punctured
my trapezius.
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1042. What?
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1043. - It's okay, I'll be okay.
- Okay, okay.
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1044. Um, come on, come on.
We gotta go.
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1045. Why are you doing that?
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1046. What?
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1047. You don't see...
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1048. See what?
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1049. See what?
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1050. Nothing. Nothing.
I don't see anything, either.
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1051. Thank you.
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1052. What the hell happened here?
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1053. Are you girls okay?
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1054. Yeah.
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1055. We just learned that sometimes
the best green footprint...
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1056. is no footprint.
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1057. Actually, we're probably
gonna need a ride
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1058. "cause I'm losing
a lot of blood, so...
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1059. Okay, yep.
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1060. Back's open.
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