1. One video camera... Beta! By golly.
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2. Good evening, my friend. Welcome.
So nice to see you.
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3. I need money to buy gas
so I can get out of this place.
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4. Yes, of course.
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5. You will be showing me
what is in the sack then?
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6. I can give you a hand. May I?
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7. Just open up here.
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8. Oh, my, my, my! What is this horrible thing?
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9. He's a good luck charm.
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10. Yes, I can see it's working very well.
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11. Whatever you do, don't touch the medallion.
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12. No, I won't.
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13. I am giving you...
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14. - 10...
- No!
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15. $20.
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16. Goodbye.
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17. Come back soon!
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18. Oh, my! Only a face a mother could love.
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19. Nothing but junk!
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20. "Don't touch," he says,
because it might break. It's so cheap.
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21. Oh, my goodness. Gosh.
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22. Oh, Gupta, by golly. You're a bloody genius.
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23. You're making a wonderful deal for $20.
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24. I like Indian food! So spicy!
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25. Who are you?
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26. I'm a leprechaun, me lad,
and you're a greedy thief.
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27. For trying to steal me gold,
I'll be giving you some grief.
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28. Have a lie-down, lad.
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29. Nice leather!
I appreciate a good pair of shoes.
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30. Ah!
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31. Don't mind if I do!
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32. I think I'll whack you in the head
a dozen times until you're dead.
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33. Take it away! Take it away!
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34. - You're being afraid of this?
- Stay away, I'm warning you.
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35. I'll tear your eyes out
and I'll rip your face off.
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36. You're a bloody devilish creature!
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37. You wanted me gold,
and you suffer the consequences.
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38. Now I'll take what's mine,
and be gone from here.
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39. No! You and your gold belong to Gupta.
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40. Well, you missed us both.
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41. You wanna back up and try that again?
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42. - Sorry.
- It's all right, happens all the time.
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43. Do you know anything about cars?
'Cause this one doesn't work.
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44. - Name's Scott.
- Tammy.
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45. Tammy. Great.
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46. - What seems to be the problem?
- Obviously, I don't know. It just died on me.
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47. Well, let's take a look.
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48. Ah! Well, see, someone stole your engine.
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49. Start it up for me, if you can.
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50. - What do you think?
- Have you ever blown a rod before?
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51. I beg your pardon?
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52. The engine, I meant.
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53. See, you got your pistons,
and your rods, and...
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54. - You don't wanna know this, right?
- No, actually, I don't.
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55. I'll give you 10 bucks
if you give me a ride to work.
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56. Forget it.
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57. You don't have to pay me.
Where do you work?
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58. Chicago.
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59. Yeah, got me.
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60. Chicago.
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61. That's very good.
I would have taken you there, too.
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62. Where is it? I know it is here somewhere.
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63. Here it is."Legends and Folklore."
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64. "Leprechauns."
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65. Good day to ya.
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66. The name's O'Reilly,
and I'm here to tell you about leprechauns.
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67. Legend has it that they were once
magical elves in ancient times
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68. who became obsessed with riches and gold.
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69. 96,
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70. 97,
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71. 98, 99...
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72. I'm one shilling short!
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73. Wow! Look at all the lights! It's unbelievable!
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74. Yeah, it's a quaint little place.
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75. - So where do you work?
- The Lucky Shamrock.
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76. - What's that?
- It's a casino, Scott.
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77. What do you do there?
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78. - I'm a magician.
- Right on!
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79. Actually, right now,
I'm just a magician's assistant.
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80. But one of these days,
I'm gonna have my own act.
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81. I believe you.
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82. One little, two little
three little leprechauns
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83. Four little, five
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84. little, six
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85. little leprechauns
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86. This place is unknown, so I'll leave it here.
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87. Me own savings and loan.
I'll have nothin' to fear.
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88. Remember, his power lies in his gold,
and he'll use all his magic to protect it.
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89. Yes, try to protect it from this.
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90. So is this your first trip to Vegas?
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91. Yeah. Actually, I'm just passing through.
I'm on my way to LA.
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92. Oh.
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93. - You're gonna be a movie star?
- No, actually, I'm on my way to school.
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94. My first year of college.
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95. Great! It's a smart move.
Go to school. Learn something worthwhile.
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96. I just thought I'd swing through Vegas,
you know, see what it's like.
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97. Take my advice and don't stay long.
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98. Yeah?
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99. Vegas has a way of latching on to a person.
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100. You wanna go, but you can't.
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101. I'll remember that.
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102. Potatoes are
a leprechaun's favorite meal.
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103. Like all good Irishmen, he loves his spuds,
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104. but he'll take a bite out of anybody
who threatens to steal his gold.
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105. Woe betide the man
who covets a leprechaun's shillin'.
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106. He'll batter and brain them, he'll mangle...
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107. My, my, my!
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108. Now let us go find
your little brothers and sisters.
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109. In fact, let us find the entire family.
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110. If a mortal gets hold of a leprechaun's gold,
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111. he'll be given one wish
for every shilling in his possession.
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112. He can have anything he wants
in the whole world.
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113. Thanks for the ride. I really appreciate it.
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114. - Sure.
- Bye.
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115. Hey, I've never been inside a real casino.
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116. Oh, forget it. You gotta be 21.
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117. I know, but I thought maybe
you could sneak me in,
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118. so I can see what it's like inside.
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119. What do you think? This is like Disneyland
or something? I could lose my job for that.
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120. My boss could lose his license.
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121. And you will lose your shirt.
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122. Right. I didn't think about that. I'm sorry.
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123. All right, look.
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124. If I get you into the den of iniquity here,
you gotta promise me something.
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125. - No gambling.
- Okay.
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126. Just take a look around,
see what you gotta see, and beat it.
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127. - I'm out of there.
- All right.
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128. So who do you work with?
I mean, magician-wise?
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129. - Right now, I'm assisting The Great Fazio.
- What's a Fazio?
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130. Well, Scott, a Fazio is a mediocre magician
who couldn't pull a rabbit out of a pet store.
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131. But it pays the bills.
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132. Remember now, no trouble, okay?
In and out.
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133. Okay.
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134. Maybe I could come see your show,
and we could have dinner afterwards.
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135. Er, it's a possibility, if I'm not busy.
Who knows?
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136. In you go.
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137. You are mine, you little bugger.
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138. You missed me! You missed me!
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139. If you're gonna linger,
I'll give you the finger.
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140. Stay away from me,
you steaming pile of cannibal dung!
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141. I'm a dangerous man!
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142. Stay away from me!
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143. Leprechauns do have their loveable side...
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144. Why, I remember
when Paddy McGinty's goat was sick with...
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145. I want me shilling!
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146. Oh, Yes, yes!
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147. All right.
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148. Whoa!
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149. Thank you, Melissa.
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150. You're terrible.
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151. - Come on.
- Yes!
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152. All right!
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153. Roll again, Father Bob!
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154. - Give me those dice here.
- More money.
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155. More money, more money. Here we go.
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156. Ready?
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157. Here she goes. Look at this!
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158. - Yes!
- Whoo! All right.
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159. Excellent.
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160. What time is it?
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161. It's after 7:00. Where's Tammy?
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162. I don't know, damn it! She's got work to do!
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163. What do you keep her around for anyway?
She's not worth a damn.
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164. She's got a way of filling out a costume.
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165. I could look just as good, you know.
Why don't you hire me?
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166. Twenty years ago, Loretta,
or should I say 20 pounds ago?
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167. I am not always gonna look
just like this, pally.
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168. No? You find the fountain of youth
or something?
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169. I've been saving my pennies, buddy boy,
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170. and one of these days,
I'm gonna come waltzing in that door
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171. with everything packed
into all the right places.
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172. You need more than a boob job, Loretta.
You need a personality transplant.
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173. Bitch!
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174. I'm sorry I'm late, Fazio.
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175. I told you, you will address me
as "Great One."
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176. Off stage and on.
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177. You're a magician, not the Pope.
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178. I am your teacher. You will show me respect.
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179. Right.
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180. Loretta.
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181. Mmm-hmm.
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182. Throw me that lighter.
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183. Ow!
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184. - Are you doing the magic rings tonight?
- Screw the magic rings.
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185. Oh, my God!
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186. I've got something 10 times better.
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187. You're in the box,
I do the standard switch gag,
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188. and then I set fire to the box!
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189. The audience goes nuts,
thinking you're in there being burnt alive.
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190. I'm gonna call it "The Burning Beauty."
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191. Oh, God!
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192. What the hell is going on here?
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193. Fazio, is this the fabulous stunt
you wanted me to see?
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194. What are you, nuts?
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195. Only a moron would try something like this.
You believe this guy?
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196. It'll be great, Mitch.
I'll make sure she's got protection.
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197. Forget it. End of discussion.
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198. I'm not taking any chances
with my future headliner.
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199. How you're doing, babe?
You look sensational.
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200. - Thanks.
- Now, you.
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201. Get out there and mix with the suckers.
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202. Do something like...
Do some card tricks or something.
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203. Keep them entertained.
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204. Out of the question!
I work the main room! I'm a star.
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205. You're a schmuck.
Now get out there and earn your pay, Fazio.
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206. That goes for you, too. Break is over.
Back to work.
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207. So, you need anything,
you know who to come to, right?
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208. - Right. Right.
- Yeah.
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209. You keep playing hard to get.
You mark my words, you'll come around.
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210. I guarantee.
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211. I saw that.
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212. Rolling, rolling, rolling!
Where she stops, nobody knows.
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213. And winner, winner, winner!
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214. We have a winner!
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215. - To the sharp-dressed man!
- Thank you.
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216. You'll need a dump truck
to take it all home, mister.
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217. A rack for you.
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218. Here, this is for you.
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219. What a gentleman!
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220. Everyone's a winner today.
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221. Excuse me, sir, do you know
where I can cash a check?
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222. Are you old enough to be in here, kid?
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223. Oh-oh! Yes. You're old enough.
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224. Right over there. You have a good day.
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225. Hey, Mitch, how's it hanging?
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226. Hi, fellas!
Listen, not now, okay? I've got business.
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227. Stay here!
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228. What are you, a 44 regular?
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229. You know, I've got a plaid
that'll make you look 20 pounds younger.
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230. - What do you want, Art?
- What do I want?
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231. I want brown hair.
I want health insurance for all Americans.
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232. I want the Mets to get their shit together.
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233. Let's not worry about what I want,
let's worry about what I need.
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234. - I need my money.
- Tomorrow. Tomorrow's good.
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235. I'll stop by your store
and we'll take care of everything.
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236. - Tell him.
- Okay? Excuse me.
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237. Look sharp, be sharp.
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238. No, tell him the other thing, the threat thing.
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239. You pay Arthur the money you owe him
or I will kill you.
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240. That's good.
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241. What are you, tough guys?
I got hemorrhoids tougher than you.
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242. Hey!
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243. On the other hand,
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244. why don't we meet a little later
over by the cashier's cage?
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245. How's 10:00 for you?
It's good for me if it's good for you.
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246. - 10:00? Wait, when do you take your break?
- 9:30.
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247. 9:30 to 9:45?
Think you can make it back by 10:00?
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248. - 10:00.
- Okay, 10:00. 10:00's good.
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249. - You mind?
- Yeah.
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250. You buy off the rack, that's what happens.
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251. I could've taken him.
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252. No, no, he couldn't. You, bigger.
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253. Get 'em down, get 'em down,
before the wheel goes 'round.
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254. We're gonna have somebody lucky
before the night is over.
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255. You feelin' lucky? You feelin' lucky, sugar?
What you gonna do with all that?
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256. I believe I'll try this one.
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257. Dangerous man, I like it.
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258. And the wheel goes round and round,
no more bets, no more bets.
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259. Ah!
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260. There was an old man of Madras
whose balls were made of fine brass,
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261. so, in stormy weather,
they both clanged together,
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262. and sparks flew out of his arse.
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263. I'm finding this to be
a very funny and poetic leprechaun.
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264. I'm glad you liked it, lad.
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265. Now you left the door open,
so I assuming you wanted to see me.
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266. Yes. I'm wanting to discuss things with you.
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267. - For instance?
- I want to negotiate.
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268. I am for giving you this medallion,
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269. which you are terribly, terribly afraid of,
for half your gold.
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270. Half me gold for a worthless medallion?
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271. This is my final offer!
You are taking it or leaving it.
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272. You got a deal, lad.
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273. Now, put it away, why don't you?
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274. Perhaps I'll do a little fishin'.
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275. I told you a terrible lie,
and now you're going to die.
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276. Eighteen red. We got a winner!
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277. I can't... I can't believe it!
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278. How could this happen to me?
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279. Place your bets, place your bets.
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280. Tough luck, kid.
So, you're gonna bet or what?
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281. Bet?
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282. - Get 'em down.
- You want me to bet?
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283. I had $23,000.
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284. Looks like you got a couple hundred.
You can get hot.
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285. Get 'em down, get 'em down.
Big spender, big spender.
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286. And the wheel goes round
and round and round, get 'em down.
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287. There you go.
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288. Where the hell were you?
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289. I told you,
the trap door keeps getting stuck.
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290. That's what I get for working
at a dump like this, nothing works.
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291. Get away from me! Get away from me!
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292. Get away!
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293. No more bets, no more bets!
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294. Feelin' lucky, Mr. Big Time Spender? Mr...
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295. Here she's dropping.
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296. Green, double zero!
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297. The house makes out. Sorry, folks!
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298. What have I done? I'm ruined, I'm finished.
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299. What, are you kidding me?
You're due, you're gonna make it big.
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300. - Place your bets!
- What?
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301. Yeah. Trust me.
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302. Bad streak of luck like that,
no way you're gonna lose.
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303. Get 'em down before the wheel goes around.
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304. - Really?
- Yeah, trust me.
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305. But I don't have any more money.
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306. Nice watch there.
Could bring a nice chunk of change.
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307. My grandpa gave me this watch
for graduation.
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308. Make him proud. Make a comeback. Win.
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309. Pawn shop across the street,
tell him Loretta sent you.
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310. Get 'em down, get 'em down!
She's dropping.
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311. Where's me shilling?
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312. I want me shilling!
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313. Help!
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314. No! No! No!
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315. Tell me where it is, or by me sainted mother,
I'll strangle ya!
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316. This must be the place.
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317. This is your last chance. I'm warnin' you.
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318. I want me shilling!
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319. Oh, no! What was I thinking?
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320. With all this killing, I've lost me shilling!
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321. Hello!
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322. Anybody here?
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323. Hello?
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324. Oh, my God!
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325. Oh, man!
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326. I thought I had problems.
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327. Operator, listen.
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328. I'm in a pawn shop across the street
from the Lucky Shamrock Casino.
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329. And I found a dead person.
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330. Yeah, I'm sure.
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331. Yeah.
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332. All right, I'll wait right here.
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333. A leprechaun is very territorial.
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334. He can never tolerate another leprechaun
crossing his boundaries.
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335. One leprechaun can be aggravating,
but two can be devastating.
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336. With that in mind, let's review
what we've learned about leprechauns.
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337. Number one, his power lies in his gold.
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338. Without it,
he's just another gnome full of mischief.
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339. Number two, each of his gold shillings
will bring a wish come true
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340. to anyone who possesses them.
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341. A wish?
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342. I wish I was back at the casino
on a winning streak.
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343. I've lost him!
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344. He's got me shilling!
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345. He's got me shilling!
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346. What the heck am I doing here?
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347. There are no other bets, no other bettors.
Just the house and the golden boy.
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348. He's riding seven red,
let's see how lucky he gets.
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349. Hell! A seven red! We got a winner!
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350. You gonna let that ride, golden boy?
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351. And the luckiest man in Las Vegas
puts the whole load on 13 black.
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352. Thirteen black is up, nobody else is betting.
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353. Ah! Lovely golden palaces
completely full of riches
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354. I'll rip them off and rob 'em blind,
those dirty sons of bitches!
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355. Yeah!
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356. Black 13! Another winner, another winner!
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357. This guy's got a hell of a winning streak.
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358. Winning streak.
I wished for a winning streak.
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359. - What the hell is going on here?
- Unbelievable. He can't lose.
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360. Two hours ago, he's losing his shirt.
Now, I can't stop him.
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361. Well, you better stop him, or else.
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362. Any other bettors? No other bettors!
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363. On the way to being a millionaire.
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364. Six black. Here we go!
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365. Come on, baby, make me a winner.
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366. And it's a...
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367. The hits just keep on coming!
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368. A winner!
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369. I've about had it with you, Loretta.
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370. I don't know. I did what you told me.
Something went wrong.
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371. Yeah. Well, you better get the money back
or something will go wrong, with you.
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372. You know what I mean?
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373. - Hmm-mmm.
- Good.
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374. "Golden Nugget." I'd like one of those.
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375. He's a winner again!
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376. Ladies and gentlemen,
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377. due to a slight solacrivenance
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378. the situation is thus.
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379. This table is closed, but it's only temporary.
So, come back in a little while.
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380. All right? Thank you very much.
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381. Thank you.
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382. Congratulations. You've had some...
Some amazing streak of luck.
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383. - I mean, truly amazing.
- Thanks!
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384. I don't know how it happened.
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385. I mean, I was losing everything,
then all of a sudden...
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386. Yeah, right.
You see, that's how it happens sometimes.
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387. Tell me, kid, you...
You staying here at the hotel?
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388. - No, actually, I'm not.
- Well, let's just change that.
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389. Here you go.
I would like you to be our guest.
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390. Anything you want, it's on me. Okay?
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391. Wow!
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392. - Thanks a lot!
- Oh, oh, no problem.
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393. Listen, why don't you just relax,
take a break, come back in an hour or so,
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394. and then see if you can keep
that winning streak going?
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395. - What do you say, kid?
- Yeah.
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396. Boy, I can't wait to get back into it.
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397. Man, Las Vegas is really
turning out to be a great place.
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398. Vegas, the greatest little town in the world.
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399. I'll see you in a while, kid.
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400. We'll keep the same table
reserved just for you.
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401. - Okay, I'll be here.
- That's good.
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402. Jesus!
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403. Schmuck.
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404. Tammy, you won't believe what happened!
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405. What are you doing here?
You're not supposed to be gambling!
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406. - I won!
- All that?
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407. Scott, you said you wouldn't gamble.
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408. I know, I know,
but something happened to me.
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409. It's like I've got the fever or something.
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410. I mean, I was losing my shirt,
and then I went to pawn my watch,
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411. - and then I found a dead guy...
- You what?
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412. Yeah. At the pawn shop.
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413. But the next thing you know,
I'm back here at the casino
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414. and I'm winning everything in sight.
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415. All right. Listen to me.
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416. They gave me my own room!
On the house, see?
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417. Scott, just shut up for a second
and listen to me.
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418. I want you to cash in your chips
and go home.
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419. Get in your car and leave Las Vegas.
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420. No, Tammy, no. Listen.
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421. All this happened because of you.
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422. I wanna share it with you.
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423. Scott! Oh, my God!
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424. Are you serious?
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425. Look, I got a show, I've gotta go.
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426. Just... All right, cash in the chips
and go up to your room and stay there.
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427. Don't let anybody in.
I cannot stress that enough.
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428. Nobody comes in.
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429. And keep the money right beside you.
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430. - Okay?
- Okay.
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431. When I'm done with my next show,
I'm gonna come up and we'll talk.
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432. - Okay?
- Okay.
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433. All right. I'll be up as soon as I can.
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434. This is so great! I mean, I can't...
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435. Shh! Scott.
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436. - Are you gonna cash those in?
- Yeah.
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437. - You've done well for yourself.
- Well, it was a good night.
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438. Nope.
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439. Me shilling!
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440. A lucky sign.
The gold inside will soon be mine.
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441. Fine suit of clothes, lad.
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442. Well, thank you. Thank you very much.
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443. Those shoes, do they come in blue suede?
I really like 'em, man.
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444. Well, thank you. Thank you very much.
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445. Hey, man, you do that pretty good.
Next time, make sure you get paid for it.
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446. Hey, man, see you on the flipside.
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447. Vegas! My kind of town!
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448. Thank you. No, thank you.
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449. And now, using all my magic, I will summon
forth a member of the animal kingdom.
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450. Fazio!
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451. Of course, the casino won't allow me
to use a real bunny.
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452. Oh, my God!
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453. Hello, little one.
What an interesting costume.
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454. Watch this.
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455. Oh, shit!
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456. A little token of my esteem,
it is exactly what it seems.
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457. Made fresh daily at exactly 9:00.
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458. It comes from my shillelagh,
you can keep it in a crock.
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459. - Fazio! Just the girl I wanna see.
- Not now! Some little butthead...
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460. What is that smell? Is that my shoe?
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461. - It's not my shoe. It was in my hand!
- Oh, my God!
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462. Never mind. Have you seen
that little tramp that works for me?
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463. Tammy? Forget her.
Focus on that punk at the elevator.
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464. What about him?
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465. He just won over a hundred thou
at the roulette wheel.
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466. You're kidding me! How did you let him
get away with that much?
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467. Something went wrong.
Anyway, he still got it on him.
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468. Cash and carry.
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469. - In cash?
- He's got this gold coin I want.
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470. - Really?
- Yeah.
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471. I figured we split the green,
I get the gold coin.
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472. You know, good luck charm.
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473. What's his room number?
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474. Room service?
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475. Like taking candy from a baby.
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476. - Go, man, throw me a winner!
- Yeah!
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477. Yeah!
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478. I never lose!
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479. Hey, Tony, look what we got here.
A high roller.
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480. - Move.
- Watch it?
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481. Nice duds. What is that, lederhosen?
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482. Take a break, pal.
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483. Hey, crappier, you give me them dice,
I'm feeling lucky.
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484. But I'm not through winning, lad.
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485. Get outta here.
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486. Looks like a slot machine!
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487. You wanna try your luck?
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488. This is my kind of place,
crooked and sleazy,
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489. stealing gold from humans is awfully easy.
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490. Look out, Vegas. I'm taking over.
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491. Money, money, money, money...
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492. It's good!
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493. Money, money is good.
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494. Money.
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495. That's silk. I'll keep that.
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496. Hey!
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497. What are you doing in my room?
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498. Ow!
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499. Room service.
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500. - What the hell...
- Now, me boyo,
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501. I smell me shilling.
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502. Tell me where it is
or there'll be another killing.
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503. What the hell are you?
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504. I'm a leprechaun, come to claim me gold.
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505. Yeah, give me hotel security.
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506. Yeah, I'd like to report
a leprechaun in your hotel.
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507. No, a leprechaun.
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508. Yeah, a little green guy.
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509. He tried to kill me!
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510. Hello?
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511. The coin. The bastard took my coin.
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512. Next time, I'll take the elevator!
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513. I have been looking all over hell for you.
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514. - You got the coin?
- Yes, I got the coin.
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515. I didn't find any money.
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516. - Gimme!
- Forget it! We're splitting it 50-50.
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517. We made a deal, that coin belongs to me.
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518. Yeah. Well, I didn't get the money,
so now we're splitting it.
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519. We are not gonna sell it, you putz!
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520. It's got powers.
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521. What are you talking about?
What kind of powers?
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522. Put it on the table,
you're not gonna believe this.
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523. It's amazing.
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524. Go on. Go on.
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525. - I can't, it's magically disappeared.
- "It's magic..."
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526. - Put it on the table!
- All right. What number?
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527. - Just any one! Any one!
- Eleven black.
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528. I don't get it.
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529. Get what? Are you losing your mind?
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530. It moves.
It moves to the winning number by itself.
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531. Oh, I see. It moves to the winning number
by itself, which means that
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532. you're nuts!
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533. Look, I gotta go do my show.
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534. I want you to find a coin dealer,
get it appraised and we will sell it.
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535. I swear, on my mother's grave, it has magic.
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536. Loretta, darling, if you want magic,
bend over.
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537. I'll pull a rabbit out of your ass.
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538. In the meantime, do what I tell you.
I'll see you tonight.
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539. Fazio!
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540. I know you've got work to do backstage.
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541. I'm gone.
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542. He's gone.
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543. - Did you get my money back yet?
- I'm working on it.
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544. - What is that?
- That is mine!
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545. That looks like gold to me. Give me it.
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546. - I said give me it!
- That is my personal property!
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547. I'm gonna keep this
until you get my money back for me.
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548. That's my personal property. I want it back!
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549. Would you keep your voice down?
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550. One thing I can't stand
is a fat broad with a big mouth.
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551. Who's calling fat fat, Mr. Porker?
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552. Oh, really!
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553. Yeah, really. You couldn't get a woman
if your life depended on it.
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554. Oh, yeah? I could have any broad that I want.
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555. Like that bubblehead little bimbo,
Miss Tammy?
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556. Yeah, I could have Tammy if I wanted her.
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557. - Ha! You wish!
- Yeah.
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558. I wish!
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559. What was that?
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560. Mmm...
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561. If wishes were horses, a fat man like you
couldn't even get in the saddle.
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562. - Mitch! Mitch.
- Tammy, what's the matter?
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563. - I want you.
- You do?
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564. I want you more than any man
I've ever known in my life.
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565. Have you got a fever?
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566. Oh, right now, Mitch! Take me!
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567. Take me right here! On the floor!
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568. Yes!
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569. Fatso, huh?
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570. Well, look, whatever it is,
don't change a thing.
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571. - Now you just stay like this.
- Oh, yes!
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572. - Come on, let's go to my room.
- Yes.
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573. Mandatory drug testing for all employees,
that's it.
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574. - Mitchy, Mitchy...
- Yeah. We'll go right to my room.
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575. - All this time, Mitchy.
- Boy, am I ready!
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576. I'm going to start pumping now.
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577. I don't look it, but I can get really nasty!
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578. - You can?
- Yeah!
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579. Then you just do it.
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580. - Do I have permission?
- Yeah.
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581. - Come on, baby!
- Yeah!
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582. Wait a minute. That's what he said.
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583. "I wish."
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584. Oh, Mitchy, where have you been all my life?
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585. I've been right here, baby, waiting for you.
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586. Gimme a kiss!
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587. Mitchy.
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588. I like my loving the same way I like my men.
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589. - Tough.
- Tough?
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590. And hard, like this.
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591. Ow!
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592. Ooh, that's wonderful!
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593. I wanna make you feel it, like this.
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594. - You're turning me on!
- I am?
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595. - I think I got the idea. Let me do it for you.
- Okay.
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596. - You like that?
- Oh, Mitchy! Yeah!
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597. Ooh! I love it!
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598. Now, can we... Can we do it?
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599. My boxers keep crawling up my butt.
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600. I hate that. I go with Jockeys now.
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601. Yeah. You know,
makes me feel like a sissy.
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602. Yeah.
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603. You can't hang like you really want to.
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604. - How do you want it hanging?
- Loose. I wanna be comfortable.
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605. - I like a little support.
- Yeah? Feels good.
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606. - How's my tie look?
- Fine. Good.
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607. - My socks are hanging down on my ankles.
- I hate that.
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608. I wear those ones
come over the calves, like tubers.
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609. Yeah. I'd get those garters,
but they make me feel like a sissy.
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610. Where the hell is that guy?
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611. Enough with the pain. Okay, no more pain.
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612. Sweetie, mama's gonna
make you feel so good!
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613. Well, good is good, pain is...
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614. What tasteful decor!
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615. Mitchy, it's like a museum.
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616. - Let's do it. Let's do it!
- Mitchy!
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617. - What? This is good.
- Down, boy.
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618. - Now, first...
- First what?
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619. - I'm gonna make you hot.
- Yes, I like that.
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620. - And then...
- What?
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621. I'm gonna make you burn.
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622. Burn?
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623. Oh, boy!
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624. That's very nice.
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625. That's nice. That's good. Yes.
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626. Take it all off.
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627. Do it. Do it. Yes!
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628. You got real talent.
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629. Ooh!
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630. Yes!
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631. Have I got a wish for you!
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632. - Mitch?
- Come and get me, baby.
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633. What did you do to me?
How did you get me here?
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634. - Hey, wait!
- How did I get here?
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635. It's me, remember?
The love machine! Come on!
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636. Get away from me! You letch!
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637. You bitch! You ball-breaking tease!
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638. You're fired as of tonight!
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639. You're finished in show business.
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640. You'll never get a job in this town again.
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641. Belongs to me, this gold I smell.
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642. Whoever's got it is going to hell.
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643. Potatoes!
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644. I was gonna make her a star.
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645. All she had to do was cooperate.
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646. What the hell is going on?
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647. What channel is this?
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648. What do you need her for, Mitch,
when you can have me?
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649. She called me Mitch?
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650. Take a look at these, Mitch.
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651. Coincidence.
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652. I like this.
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653. Here you go!
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654. Baked potato, broiled potato, French fries,
potato skins, potato salad
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655. and six potato pancakes.
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656. Anything else?
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657. There once was a lady of Totten,
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658. whose taste grew perverted and rotten,
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659. she cared not for steaks
or for pastries and cakes,
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660. but lived upon penis au gratin.
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661. Metallica!
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662. No, wait!
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663. White Zombie. I've got the album.
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664. Enjoy your spuds!
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665. What the hell did I just say?
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666. I'm coming for you, Mitch!
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667. I must be dreaming.
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668. I'm coming.
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669. - Come on, baby.
- I can't wait to reach you.
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670. Well, come and get me.
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671. Oh. Oh!
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672. - I must be dreaming.
- No.
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673. - I'm not dreaming?
- No.
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674. - This is nice. This is good.
- Mitch.
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675. What can I do for you?
Where did you come from?
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676. - I'll show you.
- What's the difference?
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677. Hey, you want my heat-seeking
moisture missile, don't you?
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678. What a lovely treat for a fine lad like meself.
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679. What's wrong with me?
Why am I talking like that?
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680. - Hey, rich kid.
- Loretta!
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681. Eating up all your winnings already.
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682. Where's Tammy? Have you seen her?
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683. She's up in Mitch's office
getting her clock cleaned.
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684. - What?
- Life's a bitch, ain't it?
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685. - Where's Mitch's office?
- Third floor, Room 318.
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686. Elevator left, then a right. Bon appétit.
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687. That's the freak that broke into my room.
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688. Yeah, baby!
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689. Feeling sick? Stubbed your toe?
Call this lawyer. I'll fix your woe.
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690. Agony is my business. I'll fight for you!
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691. Even you, Mitch.
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692. Excuse me.
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693. Did you...
Did you hear my name mentioned?
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694. - No.
- Good!
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695. - Tammy. Are you all right?
- Stay away from me!
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696. - What happened? What's wrong?
- Nothing happened. Nothing's wrong.
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697. Just business as usual.
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698. What did he do to you? Tell me what he did.
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699. It's what he tried to do, okay?
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700. It's not like this is the first time
this has happened to me.
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701. It's just that this time,
along with everything else, I got fired.
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702. So let's just forget it.
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703. No. I'm not gonna forget it.
And neither are you.
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704. If we let him get away with it,
he'll do it again to somebody else.
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705. And I don't know about you,
but I'm not gonna let that happen.
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706. Praise the Lord!
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707. And send in your money!
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708. Otherwise, you're all doomed
to hellfire and damnation
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709. for fornicatin' with the devil's harlot.
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710. Especially you, Mitch.
You're a prime offender.
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711. - That just sounded like my name.
- No.
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712. - No?
- No.
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713. The signs
point to a tragedy about to happen.
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714. Casino owner dies
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715. in a bed of lies.
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716. - That was my name, right?
- Yes!
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717. Oh, shit.
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718. What the hell is happening here?
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719. No, no! You freak. Get off of me!
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720. Oh!
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721. Where the hell is that asshole? Come on!
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722. A dream. This is a bad dream.
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723. You'll get what's due
when I electrocute you!
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724. Scott, um...
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725. Thank you.
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726. - Mitch.
- Sir?
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727. My God!
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728. Oh, Scott!
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729. Where's me shilling?
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730. - You again?
- What?
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731. Now, me boyo,
it's time to cut you down to size.
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732. Who are you?
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733. Let's get out of here.
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734. Mitch, I want my money,
and I want my money now.
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735. What the hell's going on here?
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736. You're in a lot of trouble, pal.
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737. - Out of me way!
- Hey! Stay there.
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738. I know you.
You're that guy from the craps table.
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739. You know, you really ought to go see
a dermatologist or something.
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740. That's really bad.
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741. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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742. That really hurt.
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743. We dance.
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744. Tell me, what was Judy Garland really like?
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745. They should have been willing
to give me me shilling.
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746. But I've done well by sending them to hell!
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747. What are we gonna do? He's a monster.
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748. Nobody's gonna believe us
if we tell them what we've seen!
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749. Scott, what's wrong?
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750. I don't know.
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751. My insides. It's like everything's twisted up.
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752. - Oh, my God!
- What is it? What's wrong?
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753. - Your face!
- I'm in trouble, Tammy.
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754. Help me!
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755. Scott, we gotta get out of here.
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756. Like you said, who's gonna believe us?
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757. I don't know...
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758. That's where it all happened.
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759. - Where?
- At the pawn shop across the street.
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760. That's where I found the coin.
I think that's where the answer is.
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761. Let's go check it out.
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762. I smell me shilling.
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763. And the gentle fragrance
of a lady's perfume.
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764. Let it work, let it work, let it work.
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765. Let me be beautiful.
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766. Give me the body of a stacked 20-year-old.
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767. Please.
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768. I wanna be sexy
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769. and beautiful again.
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770. I wish.
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771. Oh! Yeah!
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772. Enter.
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773. Loretta?
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774. That's right, sweetheart.
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775. Little ol' me.
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776. Didn't I tell you one of these days
I was gonna turn it around?
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777. - But how?
- Magic.
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778. All I had to do was wish for it.
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779. Pretty. Yours?
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780. Man, oh, man, oh, mano-schewitz!
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781. Look at those tits!
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782. I wish I was a man so I could just
screw myself right to the floor.
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783. And I dare you to feel that ass, Fazio.
That's prime.
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784. - All you had to do was wish for it?
- You got it!
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785. - Thanks!
- You! Give that back to me!
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786. You give it back! Give it back right now!
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787. Thanks for the loan, Loretta. I owe you.
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788. You flaming faggola!
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789. But since there's a mirror in the room,
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790. I might as well just stick around
and enjoy it.
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791. All right, this had better work.
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792. I wish...
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793. I wish that I was the greatest magician
in the world!
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794. I am just so damn gorgeous.
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795. They're gonna want me like
they never wanted anybody before.
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796. And I'm gonna make 'em pay.
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797. Who the hell are you?
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798. I'm a leprechaun, me lass,
and I'm gonna make you pay.
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799. What do you want?
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800. Your boobs are big, your butt is small,
but still you're in for quite a fall.
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801. - What are you talking about?
- What, didn't you hear?
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802. Bigger is good, but jumbo is dear.
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803. I'll give you boobs that come out to here.
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804. My babies!
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805. What are you doing to my babies?
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806. Those delightful lips,
they'll get you some tips.
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807. But what about these?
Aren't they big enough to please?
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808. No! What are you doing?
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809. A delightful little slut.
But what about your butt?
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810. You little monster!
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811. Oh, my God!
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812. Feels like rain!
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813. Now that was quite a load
to have to explode.
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814. What a lovely lass.
I had to blow up your ass.
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815. But now I must hit the road.
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816. That's where I found the poor guy lying.
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817. - And you think the leprechaun did it?
- Who else?
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818. Now, there was something on the computer
about gold coins and wishes.
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819. Finding the leprechaun's gold is hard to do.
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820. He sometimes keeps it in his hat,
or hides it in the loo.
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821. That's a big help.
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822. If you destroy his gold,
you destroy the leprechaun,
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823. but mortals
can never resist the power of gold.
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824. To them, being rich is more important
than doing what needs to be done.
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825. No way.
We find that gold, we're getting rid of it.
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826. - Oh, no! How can you say that, darling?
- What?
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827. I didn't say that. Did I?
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828. Oh!
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829. What's wrong?
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830. Get it out of sight!
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831. - What is it?
- Just get it out!
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832. Okay. Is that better?
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833. Yeah. I'm okay, I...
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834. I feel so weird.
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835. Look, Scott, I think we should
just get in your car and get out of here,
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836. - while we still can.
- I can't.
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837. You need to see a doctor.
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838. Not yet.
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839. There's something here,
something I need or want very badly.
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840. I don't know what it is.
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841. Maybe you should go.
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842. No way. I'm not leaving you, Scott.
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843. Wow!
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844. Look at all this stuff.
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845. Yeah, it's like a junkyard in here.
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846. Spooky.
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847. What exactly are we looking for?
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848. I'm not sure.
Some clue as to what happened to me.
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849. Wait here, darlin'. I think I'm onto somethin'.
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850. I can smell it!
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851. Delicious!
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852. Ah!
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853. Isn't it lovely?
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854. A pot of gold for the taking.
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855. - Scott, you found it!
- Aye, that I did!
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856. We can destroy it.
Remember what the computer said?
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857. If we destroy the gold, we get rid
of the leprechaun once and for all.
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858. - Destroy it?
- Yeah! We have to.
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859. No, lass. We need to study it.
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860. Aye. We need to look at
what jingles and jangles.
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861. For science, you know,
is the study of angles.
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862. Scott! What is happening?
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863. Nothing. Nothing, my beauty, nothing at all.
I'm just being sensible.
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864. No, you're not!
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865. Don't take a leprechaun's gold!
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866. Not if you want to live to be ripe and old.
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867. - You're hurting me!
- Am I?
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868. Wow.
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869. What happened?
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870. I don't know, but don't let it happen again,
because you're scaring me to death.
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871. If anyone's scared to death,
then it'll be me doing the scaring.
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872. What...
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873. I don't like what I'm seeing.
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874. Two leprechauns is one too many, lad.
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875. Scott! The gold! The gold!
Make a wish. Wish him dead.
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876. All right, little monster!
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877. I wish you were encased in cement
at the bottom of the ocean!
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878. Oh, no, please! Anything but that!
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879. Ya silly little twit!
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880. Have you forgotten the charm?
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881. A leprechaun's gold can do him no harm.
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882. Scott!
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883. So, for pulling this trick,
I'll chop off your dick!
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884. Oh, me little darling!
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885. - Nice pitch.
- Come on!
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886. I pitch for the Vegas All-Stars.
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887. Oh, me achin' noggin!
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888. When I catch up with those two
I'll give them a good scragging.
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889. - Oh, no, Scott! Starting again?
- Yeah.
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890. My insides...
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891. I feel like I'm being torn apart.
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892. Oh, no!
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893. Scott, we're going to the hospital now!
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894. Get in!
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895. You can run, me boyo, but you can't hide!
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896. Scott!
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897. - What happened?
- He bit me.
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898. At the casino.
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899. Miss! Miss!
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900. Jesus Christ!
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901. - Can we get some help here?
- What's the trouble here?
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902. What the hell is this?
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903. Get me a gurney.
Get this man into isolation, stat!
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904. Come on!
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905. - Just wait here, miss.
- No, I wanna be with him.
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906. Nobody's gonna be with him
until we know what the problem is.
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907. Oh, God!
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908. - Get out of the road!
- Eat it.
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909. Looks like some kind of virulent fungus.
I've never seen anything like it.
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910. Must be metastasizing
down the right quadrant,
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911. moving into the lower thoracic area.
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912. Let's get this man on antibiotics right away!
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913. Hold him, for God's sake! Hold him!
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914. Take it easy, son. We're here to help.
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915. Give him another sedative, damn it!
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916. Now listen to me!
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917. This may mean the difference
between living and dying.
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918. Do you have health insurance?
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919. Do you take Green Cross?
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920. Good God!
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921. Forktus glottis!
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922. What the hell is taking them so long?
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923. Tammy Larsen, please report to the morgue.
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924. Oh, no!
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925. Tammy Larsen, please report to the morgue.
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926. Doctor, look at this!
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927. - That's his blood?
- What the hell is going on?
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928. Bring me his encephalogram.
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929. Really?
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930. Where's his EKG?
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931. If this is some sort of joke,
I don't find it at all amusing.
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932. Well, maybe he doesn't
need health insurance.
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933. Wow! Should I order
a few more tests, Doctor?
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934. Well, let's see...
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935. He can afford an MRI,
and let's give him a couple more EKGs,
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936. - and he can use a spinal tap.
- Maybe a bone scan?
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937. All right. Let's just start with every test
that begins with the letter A,
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938. - tomorrow we'll do the B's and Thursday...
- You play golf on Thursday.
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939. Well, this is an emergency.
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940. Hello?
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941. Hello?
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942. Is anybody here?
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943. Hello?
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944. Hello? Sir?
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945. Excuse me?
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946. Sir?
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947. Excuse me, sir...
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948. Oh, God! No!
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949. Let me go, you son of a bitch!
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950. Now, that's no way to speak about
me mother, bless her greedy soul.
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951. Now, me boyos, I'll be checking out!
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952. Take care of the patient!
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953. An angel of mercy!
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954. Nurse! Sedate this patient!
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955. Ah!
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956. Now that's what I call managed health care.
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957. What's that I smell?
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958. Would it be me brother from hell?
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959. Right. Now that you're in place,
I'll slice up your face.
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960. Oh, no! Scott! Scott, help me! Please!
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961. Now don't be afraid, lass.
I'll only remove the front part.
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962. Oh, no, please!
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963. I want me shilling!
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964. I don't have it. I swear, I don't have it.
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965. What a pity.
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966. Wait. I don't suppose you want that nose...
There will be no charge for removing it.
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967. No! No! No!
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968. Cut her nose and I'll hack off your toes!
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969. Back off, you renegade,
before I make you eat that blade!
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970. Power to power, you've much to learn,
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971. taller or shorter, I'll make you burn.
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972. Oh!
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973. Now where's me shilling?
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974. Fazio's the one with your shilling!
It's him you should be killing!
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975. Fazio's magic, pathetic and lame,
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976. will soon turn tragic
and me shilling I'll claim!
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977. Leave him alone. You've got what you want.
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978. No, me dear, you shall not pass.
I'll raise me boot and kick your...
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979. Put it away!
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980. Ladies and gentlemen, The Burning Beauty!
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981. A new illusion I have just developed!
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982. Now, for the first time on any stage,
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983. our lovely volunteer from the audience
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984. trapped inside a burning hell.
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985. Will she come out alive?
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986. Or medium-well?
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987. He's going after the shilling.
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988. Fazio has it.
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989. I've got to destroy him to save meself.
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990. Is that possible? Will that work?
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991. I feel it. I'm part of whatever he is.
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992. Well, maybe we won't have to destroy him.
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993. If we can find the shilling,
we can wish you back to normal.
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994. Listen to me.
I don't want you going in with me.
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995. When we get to the casino, you drop me off.
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996. I want you to get out of there.
Go someplace. Someplace safe.
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997. No!
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998. We started this together.
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999. We're gonna finish it that way.
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1000. And now, a word of warning.
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1001. If any of you in the audience
are the least bit squeamish,
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1002. I suggest you leave the theater.
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1003. Fazio's illusions are very, very real!
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1004. - Who the hell are you?
- No reason for alarm.
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1005. Just give me the coin
and you'll come to no harm.
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1006. It'd be a cold day in hell
before I give up this coin, pal,
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1007. so why don't you take a hike
before I call security?
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1008. You're making a mistake.
As a magician, you're a pathetic fake.
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1009. Scott, hang on! We're almost there!
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1010. Hang on!
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1011. Get me out of this thing. Do you hear me?
Get me out!
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1012. A pleasure it'll be
to get you out, and set you free
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1013. with this!
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1014. With Fazio the Great,
we've had a good laugh.
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1015. Shall I start up this saw and cut him in half?
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1016. Yeah or nay?
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1017. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!
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1018. - No!
- Yes, yes, yes, yes!
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1019. No, no, no!
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1020. My audience, no! No, you love me!
You love me! No!
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1021. I can't hear you, me dears!
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1022. No!
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1023. Oh, no!
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1024. Now, me boyo, where's me shilling?
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1025. You're bluffing!
There's a whole room full of witnesses.
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1026. Oh, too bad!
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1027. Forcing me to split in two
a nice young lad such as you.
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1028. I wish I was in Caesar's Palace right now!
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1029. No, lad. You've had your wish.
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1030. Now I'll have mine.
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1031. This way!
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1032. Caesar's Palace...
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1033. Listen to me, everybody!
This man's a maniac.
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1034. For your own safety, get out of the room!
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1035. Come on, everybody, out, hurry!
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1036. Out!
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1037. Hurry, hurry! Oh, God!
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1038. Scott! The shilling! I wish Scott was...
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1039. No wish for you, darling.
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1040. Now I'll peel you like a grape.
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1041. Hold it!
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1042. Now wait, lad.
What are you doing? We're brothers.
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1043. I don't think so.
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1044. Scott, come over to the green side.
I'll make you rich.
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1045. - There it is, yours for the taking.
- You'll share nothing!
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1046. I know how you are, you're only bluffing.
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1047. Trust me, lad,
one devilish creature to another.
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1048. That's me boy. We're alike, me and you.
Evil as hell all the way through.
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1049. No, Scott!
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1050. He's not like you!
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1051. Don't listen to him.
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1052. She's right!
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1053. I'm not like you. I'll never be like you!
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1054. Put it down, lad, you can't hurt me.
You should know that by now.
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1055. Think of the gold, Scott,
the power it can give you.
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1056. The gold, Scott. His power lies in the gold.
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1057. We'll share it, I promise.
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1058. Share this, pal!
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1059. No, not me gold!
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1060. Scott! Scott!
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1061. Oh, my God! You're back!
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1062. You're normal again.
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1063. I can't believe it!
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1064. I can't wait to get out of here
and leave this nightmare behind.
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1065. Well, we won't be leaving it all behind.
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1066. What do you mean?
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1067. I found this.
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1068. What do you think?
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1069. We can have just about anything we want.
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1070. It's your call.
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1071. I don't know,
I think I have everything I want.
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1072. You know something, sweetheart?
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1073. This could be the beginning
of a beautiful friendship.
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