1. THERE'S A LOGICAL EXPLANATION,Copy !req
2. WHY LEONARD PARKER
FOUND HIMSELF
FLYING THROUGH THE AIR.Copy !req
3. ONE, IN AN ARMORED PORSCHE,Copy !req
4. 2, WEARING BALLET SLIPPERS,Copy !req
5. AND 3,
ON THE BACK OF AN OSTRICH.Copy !req
6. ALL IN THE SPACE OF ONE WEEK
IN SAN FRANCISCO.Copy !req
7. MR. PARKER,
WHOM I HAVE THE HONOR
TO SERVE,Copy !req
8. IS A MAN
OF EXCEPTIONAL TALENTS,Copy !req
9. WHOSE 5 PREVIOUS ADVENTURES
WOULD, I'M SURE,
HAVE ENTHRALLED YOU,Copy !req
10. HAD THEY NOT BEEN CONFISCATED,
IN THE INTERESTS
OF WORLD SECURITY.Copy !req
11. IT ALL BEGAN
UNDER THAT FAMOUS BRIDGECopy !req
12. WITH A TEAM OF FROGMEN,Copy !req
13. NOT, I HASTEN TO ADD,
ON OUR SIDE.Copy !req
14. QUINCY, THE WATER'S BEAUTIFUL.
COME IN.Copy !req
15. COME IN.Copy !req
16. IT'S MAN RAY.Copy !req
17. QUELISH.Copy !req
18. OH, QUINCY,
STOP SPLASHING.Copy !req
19. THIS WAS, I BELIEVE,
THE FIRST RECORDED INSTANCE,Copy !req
20. OF A C.I.A. AGENT
BEING EATEN ALIVE
BY A RAINBOW TROUT.Copy !req
21. AND WORSE WAS TO COME.Copy !req
22. (Jack)
WE'VE LOST 8 AGENTS
THIS MONTH.Copy !req
23. BUT HOW DO WE STRIKE BACK
AGAINST FEROCIOUS FISH?Copy !req
24. WE BLOW 'EM OFF
THE FACE OF THE EARTH.Copy !req
25. WE'VE GOT THE CAPABILITY.Copy !req
26. I HOPE YOU KNOW I SYMPATHIZE
WITH THAT PASSION, JACK,Copy !req
27. BUT WE CAN'T.Copy !req
28. WE'VE GOT TO LEARN
THEIR SECRET,
AND TIME IS RUNNING OUT.Copy !req
29. ABOVE ALL,
WE MUSTN'T PANIC.Copy !req
30. OH, YES, WE MUST.Copy !req
31. IF SAN FRANCISCO GOES,
TOMORROW IT'LL BE OREGON.Copy !req
32. AND THEN,
THE REST OF THE WORLD.Copy !req
33. IN MY LIFETIME,
I'VE ONLY WORKED WITH ONE MANCopy !req
34. WHO CAN MATCH
THE BRUTALITY AND HEINOUS WITCopy !req
35. THAT'S BEHIND THESE SORDID
AND UNPATRIOTIC EXECUTIONS.Copy !req
36. MR. SNYDERBURN,
YOU DON'T MEAN—Copy !req
37. YES.Copy !req
38. HE RETIRED.
HE'LL NEVER COME BACK.Copy !req
39. HE'LL COME BACK.
I'LL SEND MONROE TO GET HIM.Copy !req
40. (man)
MMM. THAT LOOKS
WONDERFUL.Copy !req
41. (Monroe)
LEONARD.Copy !req
42. (Frayn)
RETIREMENT BORED MR. PARKER.Copy !req
43. AND HIS ENORMOUS WEALTH
GAVE HIM LITTLE CONSOLATION.Copy !req
44. AS A DIVERSION,
HE OPENED A RESTAURANT,Copy !req
45. WHICH NATURALLY BECAME
SAN FRANCISCO'S FINEST.Copy !req
46. YES, MR. MONROE?Copy !req
47. I'M AFRAID
IT ISN'T FRESH.Copy !req
48. UH, WHAT ISN'T FRESH, SIR?Copy !req
49. THE TROUT IS NOT FRESH.Copy !req
50. OH, BUT, SIR,
WE—WE KEEP OUR FISH
LIVE IN A TANK.Copy !req
51. OH. WELL, I DON'T SUPPOSE
YOU'D SHOW ME THE TANK.Copy !req
52. OH, I'D BE HAPPY TO.
FOLLOW ME.Copy !req
53. SO HERE IT IS.Copy !req
54. THIS IS NOT
ABOUT TROUT.Copy !req
55. WOULD YOU PREFER
THE FLOUNDER?Copy !req
56. DON'T GIVE ME THAT!Copy !req
57. I'VE BEEN WAITING
A LONG TIME FOR THIS.Copy !req
58. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS
IS GONNA DO FOR MY CAREER,Copy !req
59. ELIMINATING
THE NUMBER ONE AGENT
IN THE WESTERN WORLD?Copy !req
60. BUT I'M NOT
THE NUMBER ONE AGENT.Copy !req
61. I RETIRED 7 YEARS AGO.Copy !req
62. YEAH, THAT'S NOT WHAT
NICK SNYDERBURN SAYS.Copy !req
63. SNYDERBURN?
NOW DON'T BE NERVOUS, NOW.Copy !req
64. OH, I'M NOT NERVOUS,
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
65. AH, CREPES FLAMBE!Copy !req
66. MAKE SPAGHETTI, SCOTTY.Copy !req
67. AH.Copy !req
68. MORE BUTTER.Copy !req
69. (Leonard)
GO EASY, MONROE.Copy !req
70. LEONARD!
GOOD TO SEE YOU!Copy !req
71. WHY...Copy !req
72. WHY DID YOU SEND MONROE
TO KILL ME?Copy !req
73. SUPPOSE MONROE
HAD GOTTEN LUCKY
AND KILLED ME.Copy !req
74. THEN YOU WOULDN'T
HAVE BEEN RIGHT FOR THE JOB.Copy !req
75. SIT DOWN.Copy !req
76. LEONARD,
YOU KNOW JEFFERSON HERE.Copy !req
77. AND, LIGHTS!Copy !req
78. ALL TOGETHER AGAIN.
WE CAN DO BETTER
THAN THAT.Copy !req
79. PUT THEM BACK ON.Copy !req
80. AND, LIGHTS!Copy !req
81. STIMOLA MEAT COMPANY,
CADNA, ILLINOIS.Copy !req
82. A GROUP OF HIGHLY TRAINED
HOUSE CATSCopy !req
83. ASSAULTED ONE OF OUR AGENTS
IN THE GRISTLE ROOM,Copy !req
84. COVERING HIM WITH FUR BALLS,Copy !req
85. KILLING HIM AND, UH,Copy !req
86. BURNING HIS I.R.S. RECORDS.Copy !req
87. MALFORD WILSON, VIRGINIA.Copy !req
88. HUSBAND AND WIFE TEAM,
ASSAULTED ON STATE ROAD 306Copy !req
89. BY 18 SQUIRRELS,Copy !req
90. AND LEFT FOR DEAD,Copy !req
91. WHICH, OF COURSE,
THEY WERE.Copy !req
92. WORST OF ALL,
RIGHT IN THIS AREA,Copy !req
93. AN AS YET UNKNOWN NUMBER
OF APPARENTLY FURIOUS GOPHERS,Copy !req
94. ATTACKED AND KILLED
OUR UNDERCOVER COOK.Copy !req
95. THIS IS THE WORK
OF A SINGLE,
HEINOUS ORGANIZATION,Copy !req
96. UNDER THE DIRECTION
OF A MANIACAL,
AND SADISTIC WOMAN.Copy !req
97. SHE'S A VEGETARIAN,
A FORMER ECOLOGIST,Copy !req
98. AND SHE'S BENT ON
TAKING OVER THE WORLD.Copy !req
99. AND, LIGHTS!Copy !req
100. (Jack)
THIS HEINOUS WOMAN
HAS DEVELOPED A FORMULACopy !req
101. WHICH CAN CONTROL
THE VERY MIND OF EVERY ANIMAL,Copy !req
102. FISH, BIRD, REPTILE,
AND INSECT ON THIS GLOBE.Copy !req
103. AND WE HAVE JUST LEARNTCopy !req
104. THAT IN THE NEXT 36
TO 72 HOURS,Copy !req
105. THIS PARAPSYCHOTIC TYRANT
PLANS TO LAUNCHCopy !req
106. AN ALL-ANIMAL OFFENSIVE
OF MAJOR PROPORTIONS
AGAINST THE BAY AREA.Copy !req
107. LEONARD.Copy !req
108. YOU GOTTA COME BACK WITH US.Copy !req
109. (Frayn)
MR. PARKER
HAD ALWAYS EXPECTEDCopy !req
110. THAT ONE DAY
HE WOULD HEAR ONCE MORE
THE CLARION CALL OF DUTY.Copy !req
111. BUT NEVER
IN HIS WILDEST NIGHTMARES
DID HE IMAGINECopy !req
112. THAT HE'D BE ASKED
TO PIT HIS RESOURCESCopy !req
113. AGAINST FEROCIOUS FELINES
AND HOMICIDAL SQUIRRELS.Copy !req
114. THAT VERY MORNING,
I HAD TAKEN A MESSAGECopy !req
115. FROM THE PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATESCopy !req
116. ASKING MR. PARKER
TO CALL BACK
AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.Copy !req
117. THAT CALL AND THIS MEETING
COULD HARDLY BE UNCONNECTED.Copy !req
118. FACED WITH
THIS KIND OF PRESSURE,Copy !req
119. HOW COULD HE SAY NO?Copy !req
120. NO.Copy !req
121. WE NEED YOU, LEONARD.Copy !req
122. YOU DON'T NEED ME.
YOU NEED THE A.S.P.C.A.Copy !req
123. WE'LL PAY YOUR REGULAR FEE.
$6 MILLION.Copy !req
124. WHY DON'T YOU
JUST BLOW HER UP?Copy !req
125. WELL, YOU KNOW THERE'S NOTHING
I'D RATHER DO THAN THAT.
BUT WE CAN'T.Copy !req
126. WHAT SHE'S GOT
COULD BE USEFUL TO US.Copy !req
127. NO.Copy !req
128. BUT WHY NOT, DAMN IT?Copy !req
129. I HAVE MY REASONS.Copy !req
130. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
131. HIS WIFE.Copy !req
132. HE QUIT THIS ORGANIZATION,Copy !req
133. BECAUSE HE THOUGHT
IT WOULD GET HIS WIFE BACK.Copy !req
134. BUT WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
135. SHE WON'T EVEN RETURN
YOUR PHONE CALLS.Copy !req
136. SHE NEEDS TIME.Copy !req
137. IT'S BEEN 7 YEARS.Copy !req
138. 7 YEARS, A LIFELESS DRUDGE.Copy !req
139. DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOUCopy !req
140. THAT COMING BACK WITH US
MIGHT JUST WIN HER BACK.Copy !req
141. MONROE!Copy !req
142. YOU KNOW, LEONARD,
MY DEAREST FRIEND,
JUST LOOK AT YOU.Copy !req
143. IT'S NO WONDER THAT GORGEOUS
AND VOLUPTUOUS CREATURECopy !req
144. DOESN'T WANT
YOU AROUND ANYMORE.Copy !req
145. THAT'S ENOUGH, SNYDERBURN.Copy !req
146. WELL, YOU'RE MY DEAREST
FRIEND AND—Copy !req
147. YOU'RE NOT REMOTELY
MY DEAREST FRIEND.Copy !req
148. AND I HAVE A KIWI TART
THAT DEMANDS
MY IMMEDIATE ATTENTION.Copy !req
149. I KNEW IT.
WE'RE ALL GONERS.Copy !req
150. OH, SHUT UP, MADISON.Copy !req
151. (Frayn)
IT'S TRUE THAT MR. PARKER
WOULD HAVE GIVEN EVERYTHINGCopy !req
152. TO BE RECONCILED
WITH HIS WIFE.Copy !req
153. HE EVEN GAVE UP THE SERVICE.Copy !req
154. HIS WIFE THOUGHT
INTELLIGENCE WORKCopy !req
155. MEANT RUNNING
AROUND THE WORLD,Copy !req
156. JUMPING INTO BED
WITH A LOT OF BLONDE PEOPLE.Copy !req
157. SO HE GAVE IT UP,Copy !req
158. HOPING ONE DAY
SHE WOULD RETURN.Copy !req
159. DID SHE CALL?Copy !req
160. NO, SIR. SORRY, SIR.Copy !req
161. WELL, THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
FRAYN.Copy !req
162. OH, I CAN SEE
MY DAUGHTER'S HERE AGAIN.Copy !req
163. THAT'S NOT
THE HALF OF IT, SIR.Copy !req
164. DADDY!Copy !req
165. HI, HONEY!Copy !req
166. OK, NOW WHAT ARE YOU
AND YOUR MOTHER
FIGHTING ABOUT?Copy !req
167. NOTHING. NOTHING.
HUH?Copy !req
168. ALL RIGHT,
NOW WHAT DID YOU DO?Copy !req
169. WELL, SHE STILL REFUSES
TO ALLOW ME
TO EXPRESS MYSELF.Copy !req
170. AND SHE MAY NOT EVEN COME
TO THE OPENING NIGHT.
HMM.Copy !req
171. BUT I KNOW YOU'LL BE THERE
ON THURSDAY, RIGHT, DADDY?Copy !req
172. NO, YOUR FATHER WILL BE THERE
BEFORE THE STAGEHANDS ARRIVE.Copy !req
173. SEE, I KNEW YOU WOULD.Copy !req
174. AND I AM SO EXCITED
ABOUT THIS PLAY, DADDY.Copy !req
175. I JUST KNOW IT'S GONNA
MAKE ME A STAR.Copy !req
176. AND DO YOU KNOW
WHAT ELSE?Copy !req
177. HMM. YOU-YOU'RE GOING STEADY
WITH THE LEADING MAN.Copy !req
178. THE DIRECTOR.Copy !req
179. AND DADDY,
HE IS WONDERFUL,Copy !req
180. WONDERFUL, WONDERFUL.
HE'S WONDERFUL?Copy !req
181. AND HE'S
IN THE DRAWING ROOM.Copy !req
182. IN THE DRAWING ROOM.
COME ON.Copy !req
183. LET ME INTRODUCE YOU
TO HIM.
OK.Copy !req
184. (Joan)
MMM-HMM. WONDERFUL.Copy !req
185. DADDY, MEET
GIORGIO FRANCOSI.Copy !req
186. CIAO, LEONARD.Copy !req
187. A PLEASURE.Copy !req
188. IS THIS WHAT YOU HAD A FIGHT
WITH YOUR MOTHER ABOUT?Copy !req
189. DADDY.Copy !req
190. WELL, HE'S NOT
STAYING HERE, EITHER.Copy !req
191. I'D NEVER BE
SO PRESUMPTUOUS.Copy !req
192. I ONLY WANTED TO MEET
THE FAMOUS FATHER,
OF THE BRILLIANT WOMANCopy !req
193. WHO STOLE
NOT ONLY MY HEARTCopy !req
194. BUT WHO'S ABOUT TO STEAL
THE HEART
OF ALL SAN FRANCISCO.Copy !req
195. BY FRIDAY MORNING,
REZAZI BENZUR SHAHEED PARKER
WILL BE A STAR.Copy !req
196. WHO IS THAT?Copy !req
197. THAT'S MY STAGE NAME.Copy !req
198. IN A FEW SHORT MONTHS,
THIS WOMAN HAS GROWNCopy !req
199. FROM A CALLOW,
INSENSITIVE CHILD
TO A MATURE—Copy !req
200. JOANIE, GET YOUR FATHER
A SANDWICH AND SOMETHING COLD
TO DRINK.Copy !req
201. NOW, PLEASE.Copy !req
202. WHAT IS THIS?
UH, WHAT—WHAT—
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
203. WE'RE IN LOVE.
WE'RE GOING TO GET MARRIED.Copy !req
204. THAT'S MY DAUGHTER.
RIGHT.Copy !req
205. SHE'S 2O YEARS OLD.Copy !req
206. RIGHT.Copy !req
207. AND YOU'RE 65?Copy !req
208. 66.Copy !req
209. I DON'T WANT A 66-YEAR-OLD
SON-IN-LAW.Copy !req
210. YOU'RE ROBBING THE CRADLE.Copy !req
211. YOU BENT ON YOUR
POINT OF VIEW?Copy !req
212. SOME SAY JOAN
IS ROBBING THE GRAVE.Copy !req
213. WELL, I'M NOT
PAYING FOR THE WEDDING.Copy !req
214. HOW'S EVERYBODY DOING?
HERE, DADDY.Copy !req
215. DADDY, LOOK AT THIS FACE.Copy !req
216. MY LITTLE CANNOLI.Copy !req
217. WHAT, UH,
DID YOUR MOTHER SAY?Copy !req
218. YOU THINK I SHOULD I CALL HER?Copy !req
219. HMM?Copy !req
220. FRAYN!Copy !req
221. GOOD NIGHT, UH, SERGIO.Copy !req
222. HUH?Copy !req
223. FATHER, IT'S GIORGIO.Copy !req
224. WHATEVER IT IS
YOU BROUGHT IN HERE,Copy !req
225. GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
226. CIAO.
YES.Copy !req
227. LEONARDO.Copy !req
228. YOU STAY. YOU STAY!
SIT DOWN.Copy !req
229. GOOD NIGHT,
SOMETHING SPECIAL.Copy !req
230. COULDN'T YOU HAVE FOUND
SOMEBODY 45 YEARS OLD?Copy !req
231. THIS MAN IS OLD ENOUGH
TO BE MY FATHER.Copy !req
232. MUST YOU INTERFERE
IN MY LIFE, DADDY?Copy !req
233. YOU'RE JUST LIKE MOTHER.Copy !req
234. SHE DOESN'T BELIEVE
THAT I REALLY WANT TO BE
AN ACTRESS.Copy !req
235. AND BEING AN ACTRESS IS
WHAT I INTEND TO DO
WITH THE REST OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
236. WELL, YOU'LL HAVE TO
FORGIVE YOUR MOTHER,Copy !req
237. BECAUSE A MONTH AGO,Copy !req
238. YOU WANTED TO BE A SCULPTOR
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
239. A MONTH BEFORE THAT,Copy !req
240. YOU WANTED TO BE A BUDDHIST
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
241. AND A MONTH BEFORE THAT,
YOU BOUGHT, UH, LUGGAGE.Copy !req
242. THAT'S TRUE.Copy !req
243. AND NO OFFENSE, DADDY,Copy !req
244. BUT I JUST DON'T
WANNA BE IN JUST
THE RESTAURANT BUSINESS.Copy !req
245. I NEED TO EXPRESS MYSELF,Copy !req
246. AND I NEED TO EXPERIENCE LIFE
AT ITS MOST RAW.Copy !req
247. MOTHER DOESN'T
UNDERSTAND THIS.Copy !req
248. NOW YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE A WEDDING,Copy !req
249. AND THEN MAYBE
A WEEK LATER,Copy !req
250. I'M GONNA HAVE TO PAY
FOR A FUNERAL.Copy !req
251. (Frayn)
MEANWHILE, ACROSS THE CITY,Copy !req
252. ANOTHER FUNERAL WAS IMMINENT.Copy !req
253. OUTSIDE THE HEADQUARTERS
OF INTERNATIONAL TUNA,Copy !req
254. C.I.A. OPERATIVE CHARLES POLK
WAS KEEPING SURVEILLANCE.Copy !req
255. MEDUSA! MEDUSA!Copy !req
256. GOVERNMENT AGENT ON PIER ONE.Copy !req
257. GOVERNMENT AGENT ON PIER ONE.Copy !req
258. WHO HAS THE NERVE
TO CALL?Copy !req
259. KILL HIM.Copy !req
260. OF COURSE, MY BELOVED ANDY,
KILL HIM.Copy !req
261. QUELISH.Copy !req
262. WHO IS IT?Copy !req
263. (Frayn)
FRAYN, SIR.Copy !req
264. COME IN, FRAYN.Copy !req
265. GOOD EVENING, SIR.
HERE'S YOUR NIGHTCAP.Copy !req
266. OH, THANK YOU.Copy !req
267. MISS JOAN'S
CERTAINLY A HANDFUL, SIR.Copy !req
268. I'M AFRAID SHE HAS A BIT
OF HER MOTHER IN HER.Copy !req
269. I MISS HER.Copy !req
270. I KNOW, SIR.Copy !req
271. 7 YEARS.Copy !req
272. YOU'VE JUST GOT TO STOP BEING
SO HARD ON YOURSELF.Copy !req
273. I HAVE NOT BEEN WITH A WOMAN
SINCE MRS. PARKER LEFT ME.Copy !req
274. I'VE ALMOST FORGOTTEN
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE
WITH HER.Copy !req
275. OUT BECAUSE OF
ONE SILLY MISTAKE.Copy !req
276. TERRIBLE PUNISHMENT, SIR,Copy !req
277. EVEN IF THE GIRL WAS ONLY 19.Copy !req
278. WE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.Copy !req
279. BUT TO BE FAIR, SIR,Copy !req
280. MRS. PARKER DID FIND
THE TWO OF YOUCopy !req
281. NAKED IN THE SAUNA,
SWITCHING EACH OTHER
WITH BIRCH LEAVES.Copy !req
282. I NEVER LAID A FINGER
ON THAT GIRL.Copy !req
283. NO, SIR,
WITH JUST THE BIRCH LEAVES.Copy !req
284. SIR,Copy !req
285. I-I-IS MISS JOAN
REALLY SERIOUS ABOUTCopy !req
286. M-M-MARRYING THIS
SERGIO PERSON, SIR?Copy !req
287. I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
288. YES. YES, SHE'S SERIOUS,Copy !req
289. AND I THINK I SHOULD
TALK TO HER MOTHER
ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
290. NOW, SIR?Copy !req
291. YES!Copy !req
292. IT'S 2:00 A.M.Copy !req
293. I COULDN'T THINK
OF A BETTER EXCUSE.Copy !req
294. HELLO.Copy !req
295. UH, ALLISON?Copy !req
296. LISTEN, I WAS, UH, UH...Copy !req
297. I WANTED TO TALK TO YOU,
ABOUT THIS SITUATION
WITH JOAN AND THIS, UH,Copy !req
298. UH, SERGIO, UH,Copy !req
299. WELL, WHATEVER HIS NAME IS.Copy !req
300. UH, THIS ACTING AND...Copy !req
301. I—I—I MISS YOU.Copy !req
302. UH, AND I'MCopy !req
303. LOVING THE MEMORY OF...Copy !req
304. I'M GOING TO EXPLODE...Copy !req
305. AND, OR—OR—OR JUMP OFF
OF A—A BUILDING.Copy !req
306. LEONARD.Copy !req
307. DINNER HERE TOMORROW NIGHT
AT 9:00.Copy !req
308. DON'T—DON'T TOY WITH,
DON'T TOY WITH ME NOW.Copy !req
309. AND, UH, UH, DON'T KID ME.Copy !req
310. TOMORROW NIGHT AT 9:00.Copy !req
311. SHE SAID YES.Copy !req
312. BRAVO, SIR!Copy !req
313. THANK YOU, SIR.Copy !req
314. BUT I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR.Copy !req
315. THIS ONE.Copy !req
316. (Frayn)
COME ON, HEAD UP!
KEEP TALL! RELAX! FORWARD.Copy !req
317. DRIVE IT THROUGH!Copy !req
318. COME ON, NOW!
WE'VE GOT TO BE
READY BY TONIGHT!Copy !req
319. DON'T GIVE UP!Copy !req
320. YOU ALL RIGHT, SIR?Copy !req
321. NEVER MIND! NEVER MIND!
COME ON, GET BACK
ON THAT MACHINE!Copy !req
322. THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
323. YOU'LL BE COMING IN 3 MONTHS?Copy !req
324. (Frayn)
UP! DOWN! FEEL THAT BURN!Copy !req
325. FEEL THAT BURN!
COME ON!Copy !req
326. TOMORROW NIGHT AT 9:00.Copy !req
327. (Jane Fonda on T.V.)
AND REACH! 1 AND 2.Copy !req
328. WELL, IT'S THE AEROBIC
SECTION NOW.
LET THOSE KNEES BEND.Copy !req
329. REACH, REACH.
COME ON!Copy !req
330. (Fonda)
REACH.
THAT'S RIGHT, COME ON.Copy !req
331. COME ON, LEONARD,
GET YOUR BACK INTO IT.Copy !req
332. GOD, YOU'RE LAZY!
REACH!Copy !req
333. AND NOW RAISE UP, ONE.Copy !req
334. COME ON, SIR.
WE CAN DO BETTER
THAN THIS.Copy !req
335. COME ON! LIFT! LIFT!Copy !req
336. OH, COME ON, LEONARD,
CAN'T YOU GET IT UP?Copy !req
337. LEONARD.
PAY ATTENTION, LEONARD.Copy !req
338. LEONARD, THIS IS A DIAGRAM
OF THE SPHERE.Copy !req
339. HOW'D HE GET ON THIS TAPE?Copy !req
340. (Snyderburn)
IT'S THE NERVE CENTER
OF THEIR OPERATION.Copy !req
341. IT CONTROLS
THE ANIMALS' BEHAVIOR.Copy !req
342. THE SPHERE IS GUARDED
NIGHT AND DAY
BY UNKNOWN FORCESCopy !req
343. IN A ROOM WHICH I CALL B.Copy !req
344. YOU'LL ISOLATE AND RETRIEVE
THE SPHERE AT THIS POINT B.Copy !req
345. WE NEED THIS SPHERE, LEONARD.
YOU CAN DO IT.Copy !req
346. COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT.Copy !req
347. I THINK YOU CAN DO IT.Copy !req
348. (Frayn)
IT'S ALL A QUESTION
OF ATTITUDE, SIR.Copy !req
349. I'M NOT SURE YOU CAN DO THIS.Copy !req
350. THIS IS IT FOR TIES, SIR,
BUT...Copy !req
351. (Frayn)
IT WARMED MY HEART
TO SEE MR. PARKER SO HAPPY.Copy !req
352. HE'D WAITED 7 YEARS
FOR THIS EVENING,Copy !req
353. SO HE'D LEFT NOTHING
TO CHANCE.Copy !req
354. HE WAS WEARING
THE PERFECT SUIT,Copy !req
355. CARRIED THE PERFECT FLOWERS,Copy !req
356. AND IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF,
HAD CHOSEN THE PERFECT TIE.Copy !req
357. WHEN THEY'D SEPARATED,Copy !req
358. HE HAD MOVED AWAY
AS FAR AS HE FELT
HE POSSIBLY COULD.Copy !req
359. I LEFT HIM ALONE
WITH HIS THOUGHTSCopy !req
360. DURING THE AGONIZING RIDE
TO HER HOUSE.Copy !req
361. ALL THE BEST, SIR.Copy !req
362. GOOD EVENING, SIR.
MADAM IS EXPECTING YOU.Copy !req
363. THE STAFF AND I WOULD LIKE TO
WISH YOU GOOD LUCK, SIR.Copy !req
364. THANK YOU.Copy !req
365. WALK THIS WAY, SIR.Copy !req
366. OH, SIR,
HOW WE'VE ALL MISSED YOU.Copy !req
367. WELL, I'VE MISSED
SEEING YOU, DUCHAMP.
HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?Copy !req
368. MY OLD DOG, BRUTUS,
PASSED AWAY.Copy !req
369. BEST DOG I EVER HAD.Copy !req
370. I'M SORRY
TO HEAR THAT.Copy !req
371. MARCEL AND I
HOPE TO SEE YOU
AT BREAKFAST, SIR.Copy !req
372. I, UH, BOUGHT THESE,
BUT I SEE
YOU ALREADY HAVE SO...Copy !req
373. UH, UH, I BOUGHT THESE
FOR YOU,
BUT YOU HAVE SO MANY.Copy !req
374. THANK YOU, LEONARD.Copy !req
375. YOU LOOK
VERY HANDSOME TONIGHT.Copy !req
376. AND YOU LOOK
MORE BEAUTIFUL
THAN EVER.Copy !req
377. LEONARD, PLEASE.Copy !req
378. WHERE—WHERE DO YOU
WANT ME TO SIT?Copy !req
379. AT THE HEAD OF THE TABLE,
IN YOUR CHAIR.Copy !req
380. THANK YOU.Copy !req
381. THANK YOU, DUCHAMP,
BUT I'LL SERVE SUPPER.Copy !req
382. AND, DUCHAMP, MR. PARKER AND I
DO NOT WISH TO BE DISTURBED.Copy !req
383. YES, MA'AM.Copy !req
384. I AM SO HAPPY
TO BE HERE.Copy !req
385. I'VE COUNTED THE MINUTES,
TOO, LEONARD.Copy !req
386. I WAS SO EXCITED
To SEE YOU TONIGHT.Copy !req
387. GOOD.Copy !req
388. THERE'S BEEN
SO MUCH MISUNDERSTANDING
BETWEEN USCopy !req
389. THAT SOMETIMES I FEEL
WE'VE ALMOST BECOME
STRANGERS.Copy !req
390. TONIGHT IS
A WONDERFUL OPPORTUNITYCopy !req
391. TO REMEDY ALL THAT.Copy !req
392. YES. OH, YES.Copy !req
393. OH.Copy !req
394. IT'S ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
395. I'M SO SORRY.Copy !req
396. IT WILL COME OUT.Copy !req
397. I WAS HOPING THAT TONIGHT
WE COULD PUT THE PAST
BEHIND US.Copy !req
398. EXACTLY.Copy !req
399. YOU KNOW, LEONARD,Copy !req
400. I'VE NEVER LOVED ANYONE
AS MUCH AS I LOVED YOU,Copy !req
401. AND IT WAS PAINFUL,Copy !req
402. EXTREMELY PAINFUL
WHEN THAT INCIDENT
OCCURRED.Copy !req
403. WELL, YEAH,
IT WAS PAINFUL
FOR ME AS WELL,Copy !req
404. BUT, I MEAN,
THAT'S BEHIND US.
THAT'S THE PAST.Copy !req
405. I MEAN, YOU SAID IT. THAT'S—
THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID.Copy !req
406. LEONARD,
I KNOW WHAT I SAID,Copy !req
407. BUT I'M HAVING
A LOT OF TROUBLECopy !req
408. NOT REMEMBERING
YOU WITH HER.Copy !req
409. EVERY TIME I SEE YOUR FACE,
I SEE THAT 19-YEAR-OLD.Copy !req
410. I—I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
411. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
412. I MADE YOUR FAVORITE.Copy !req
413. OH.Copy !req
414. OH.Copy !req
415. THANK YOU.Copy !req
416. CANCEL THE GRITS.Copy !req
417. (Frayn)
SOMETHING TOLD ME AT A GLANCECopy !req
418. THAT THE EVENING
HAD NOT GONE WELL.Copy !req
419. WAS IT THE TIE, SIR?Copy !req
420. FRAYN, TAKE ME TO SEE
NURSE CARVALHO.Copy !req
421. BUT WE NEVER SEE THE NURSE
UNLESS WE'RE GOING TO WORK.Copy !req
422. NURSE CARVALHO.Copy !req
423. CERTAINLY, SIR.Copy !req
424. (Frayn)
THIS LATEST PERSONAL DISASTER
WAS AT LEAST SALVATIONCopy !req
425. FOR THE WESTERN WORLD.Copy !req
426. AGENT LEONARD PARKER
WAS RETURNING TO THE FIELD.Copy !req
427. BEFORE ANY ASSIGNMENT,Copy !req
428. MR. PARKER ALWAYS CONSULTED
NURSE CARVALHO,Copy !req
429. AN ALBANIAN FORTUNETELLER,Copy !req
430. WHO NOW LIVED
IN A TRAILER PARK
IN OAKLAND.Copy !req
431. HE TRUSTED HERCopy !req
432. EVEN THOUGH
HE NEVER UNDERSTOOD
A SINGLE WORD SHE SAID.Copy !req
433. YES.Copy !req
434. (Leonard)
HOW ARE YOU, NURSE?Copy !req
435. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME.Copy !req
436. I'VE DECIDED TO GO BACK
TO WORK.Copy !req
437. AND I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU COULD YOU DO FOR MECopy !req
438. THE WONDERFUL THING
THAT YOU'VE ALWAYS DONE
IN THE PAST?Copy !req
439. GOOD.Copy !req
440. TIPPY TIPPY TOE.
TIPPY TIPPY TWIRL.Copy !req
441. THANK YOU.Copy !req
442. I DON'T UNDERSTAND,Copy !req
443. BUT I IMAGINE EVENTUALLY
EVERYTHING WILL BE CLEAR.Copy !req
444. QUELISH.Copy !req
445. QUELMISH.Copy !req
446. QUELISH.Copy !req
447. HOW WAS SHE, SIR?Copy !req
448. STILL WEIRD.Copy !req
449. WHAT HAVE WE GOT,
FRAYN?Copy !req
450. SOME OF THE MOST POWERFUL
POCKET-SIZED WEAPONS
AVAILABLE, SIR.Copy !req
451. AUSTRALIAN
BOOMERANG KNIFE.Copy !req
452. SKY-LYNX COLLAPSIBLE BAZOOKA.Copy !req
453. 3 WAFER-THIN GRENADES.Copy !req
454. HAIR CLIPPERS, SIR.
YOU NEVER KNOW.Copy !req
455. THE WORLD'S SMALLEST CAMERA.Copy !req
456. TO ROUND OFF
YOUR PERSONAL ARTILLERY,
SIR,Copy !req
457. A PAIR OF UNDERARM,
HEAT-SEEKING MISSILES.Copy !req
458. TALK TO ME.Copy !req
459. "HALF A LEAGUE,
HALF A LEAGUECopy !req
460. "HALF A LEAGUE ONWARDCopy !req
461. INTO THE VALLEY OF DEATH
RODE THE 600"Copy !req
462. "AND CRISPIN CRISPIAN
SHALL NE'ER GO BYCopy !req
463. "FROM THIS DAY
TO THE ENDING OF THE WORLDCopy !req
464. BUT WE IN IT
SHALL BE REMEMBERED"Copy !req
465. "GRACE ME NO GRACECopy !req
466. NOR UNCLE ME NO UNCLE"Copy !req
467. "DON'T FIRE UNTIL YOU SEE
THE WHITES OF THEIR EYES."Copy !req
468. I'M DYING. EGYPT'S DYING.Copy !req
469. "WE SHALL FIGHT
ON THE BEACHES.Copy !req
470. "WE SHALL FIGHT
ON THE LANDING GROUNDS.Copy !req
471. "WE SHALL FIGHT
IN THE FIELDSCopy !req
472. "AND IN THE STREETS.Copy !req
473. WE SHALL NEVER SURRENDER."Copy !req
474. "NOW IS THE WINTER
OF OUR DISCONTENTCopy !req
475. MADE GLORIOUS SUMMER
BY THIS SON OF YORK"Copy !req
476. PICK UP YOUR GUN,
GET ON YOUR HORSE
AND GET ON YOUR WAY.Copy !req
477. THE LATIN.
DO THE LATIN.Copy !req
478. AMO, AMAS, AMAT,
AMAMUS, AMATIS, AMANT.Copy !req
479. IS SHE READY?Copy !req
480. SIR.Copy !req
481. KILL HIM!Copy !req
482. NOT YET,
MY BELOVED ANDY.Copy !req
483. FOR THIS ONE,
ONE WING AT A TIME,Copy !req
484. JUST LIKE A FLY.Copy !req
485. THICK DOOR.Copy !req
486. NOW.Copy !req
487. LET HIM IN.Copy !req
488. WELCOME, LEONARD.Copy !req
489. WHO'S THAT?Copy !req
490. WOULD YOU LIKE TO WATCH
THE SEAS PART, LEONARD?Copy !req
491. NOT REALLY.Copy !req
492. DO YOU THINK
I CAN PART THE SEAS, LEONARD?Copy !req
493. YEAH.Copy !req
494. PART THE SEAS,Copy !req
495. THRASH THE FIELDS,Copy !req
496. INFLAME THE SKIES?Copy !req
497. UH-HUH.Copy !req
498. WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET
MY VEGETARIANS, LEONARD?Copy !req
499. VEGETARIANS?Copy !req
500. VEGETARIANS.Copy !req
501. (Medusa)
13 PERFECT
PHYSICAL SPECIMENS,Copy !req
502. TORN FROM THEIR MOTHERS'
BREASTS AT BIRTH,Copy !req
503. REARED BY OCELOTS
IN THE JUNGLES OF SUMATRA,Copy !req
504. PAMPERED
BY SCREECHING THINGSCopy !req
505. THE WORLD OVER.Copy !req
506. NOT ONE SHRED OF MEATCopy !req
507. HAS EVER PASSED
THEIR PURE, VEGETARIAN LIPS.Copy !req
508. BRING ON THE DANCERS!Copy !req
509. DANCERS?Copy !req
510. WOUND HIM.Copy !req
511. KILL HIM!Copy !req
512. MANGO ME.Copy !req
513. CLEVER, BUT DUMB.Copy !req
514. GRAPE ME.Copy !req
515. (Frayn)
IT HAS NEVER PREVIOUSLY
BEEN DISCLOSEDCopy !req
516. THAT MIKHAIL BARYSHNIKOV'S
DEFECTION TO THE WEST,Copy !req
517. OWED A GREAT DEAL
TO THE EFFORTS OF MR. PARKERCopy !req
518. WHO'D WORKED UNDERCOVER
WITH THE BOLSHOI BALLET
IN MOSCOW FOR OVER 3 YEARS.Copy !req
519. AT THIS CRITICAL MOMENT,Copy !req
520. THIS EXPERIENCE WOULD
PROVE MORE EFFECTIVECopy !req
521. THAN HIS FIREPOWER.Copy !req
522. TAKE THIS,
LEONARD PARKER!Copy !req
523. (Medusa)
HE'S ESCAPED.
YOU TWO, FOLLOW ME.Copy !req
524. SHH!Copy !req
525. ANYONE COME BY HERE?Copy !req
526. NO.Copy !req
527. THANKS.Copy !req
528. A QUEEN BEE.Copy !req
529. DRONES.Copy !req
530. ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, LADY,Copy !req
531. YOU GET IN THERE
AND SHOW 'EM YOUR GARTER.Copy !req
532. SCRAM!Copy !req
533. AHH!Copy !req
534. DON'T MIND IF I LOOK,
DO YOU?Copy !req
535. BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ, BUZZ.Copy !req
536. LEAD THEM AWAY,
LITTLE LADY.Copy !req
537. BEES! GET OFF!Copy !req
538. DON'T MIND ME.
YOU GUYS KEEP DANCING.Copy !req
539. ANYTHING BUT
THE BOOMERANG KNIFE.Copy !req
540. WHATEVER YOU DO, SON,
DON'T FALL ON THAT.Copy !req
541. THE SPHERE'S GONE.Copy !req
542. I'M OUT OF SHAPE.Copy !req
543. NURSE CARVALHO
CAME THROUGH, THOUGH.Copy !req
544. SNYDERBURN HAS
HIS PRECIOUS SPHERE.Copy !req
545. SIR, YOU'RE BLEEDING!Copy !req
546. CAUGHT A BULLET.
PREPARE FOR SURGERY.Copy !req
547. SIR.Copy !req
548. SCALPEL.Copy !req
549. SCALPEL.Copy !req
550. CLAMP.Copy !req
551. CLAMP.Copy !req
552. BELT.Copy !req
553. BELT.Copy !req
554. THE OTHER BELT.Copy !req
555. OTHER BELT.Copy !req
556. UH, YEAH.Copy !req
557. (Frayn)
THE ADMINISTERING
OF THE ANESTHETICCopy !req
558. HAD TO BE PRECISE.Copy !req
559. IT WAS SCIENTIFICALLY
CONTROLLED SO THAT THE NERVE
ENDS WERE DEADENEDCopy !req
560. WHILE MR. PARKER REMAINED
CLEAR-HEADED AND CLINICALCopy !req
561. WITH RAZOR-SHARP REFLEXES.Copy !req
562. HE PERFECTED IT
TO A FINE ART.Copy !req
563. MEROSTEROPIN.Copy !req
564. PARDON, SIR?Copy !req
565. MEROSTEROPIN!Copy !req
566. OH! UH, YOU'VE GOT IT.Copy !req
567. DAD, ARE YOU
IN THERE?Copy !req
568. WHO IS IT?Copy !req
569. (Joan)
YOU'RE COMING TONIGHT,
AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
570. TONIGHT?Copy !req
571. DADDY, YOU PROMISED,Copy !req
572. AND TONIGHT'S
MY OPENING NIGHT.Copy !req
573. (Joan)
THE CRITICS CAME
TO LAST NIGHT'S PREVIEW,Copy !req
574. AND THEY THOUGHT
THE SHOW WAS SIMPLY TERRIFIC.Copy !req
575. THE REVIEWS
WERE FANTASTIC. LOOK.Copy !req
576. GO GET IT.Copy !req
577. WHAT DO YOU THINK,
DADDY?Copy !req
578. (Leonard)
IT'S, UH, UH, BEAUTIFUL,
DEAR. GREAT!Copy !req
579. DADDY, YOU'RE NOT
READING THEM. I CAN TELL.Copy !req
580. (Leonard)
YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
581. (Joan)
LET ME HEAR YOU.Copy !req
582. DAD?Copy !req
583. DAD?Copy !req
584. AH!Copy !req
585. ALONE AMONG THE ACTORS
ON STAGE,Copy !req
586. REZAZI BENZUR SHAHEED—Copy !req
587. OH, GOD!Copy !req
588. PARKER GIVES
A SOULFUL, SHATTERING...Copy !req
589. GUT WRENCHIN'...Copy !req
590. PERFORMANCE.Copy !req
591. YOU OK, DADDY?Copy !req
592. (Leonard)
YEAH.Copy !req
593. I'M TAKIN' A SHOWER.
THE WATER'S HOT.Copy !req
594. OK, DAD.Copy !req
595. GOT IT.Copy !req
596. PLATINUM, SIR.Copy !req
597. THE OFFENSIVE
WILL BEGIN ON SCHEDULE.Copy !req
598. HOW?Copy !req
599. HE STOLE THE SPHERE.Copy !req
600. AND TONIGHT,Copy !req
601. HE WILL RETURN IT.Copy !req
602. GOOD EVENING, AUNTS.Copy !req
603. THIS IS RACHEL,Copy !req
604. THE WOMAN I WANT TO SPEND
THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH,Copy !req
605. WHAT LITTLE OF IT
THERE IS LEFT.Copy !req
606. COME ALONG, HYLAH JANE.Copy !req
607. WE MUST LEAVE
THESE 2 NUBILES ALONE.Copy !req
608. (Hylah Jane)
HURRY, GERTA, HURRY.Copy !req
609. HEPATITIS,
TERRIBLY CONTAGIOUS.Copy !req
610. (Joan)
SO THIS IS WHERE YOU'VE GONECopy !req
611. AND CAUGHT YOUR DEADLY
AND INSISTENT HEPATITIS.Copy !req
612. SEEIN' YOU HERE
WITH YOUR FAMILYCopy !req
613. AND THE WOODED PLANKS
OF YOUR EVERGREEN CHILDHOOD,Copy !req
614. I'M FORCED TO PICTURE YOU
AS A LITTLE BOY,Copy !req
615. THE MAN AND POET
I LOVE.Copy !req
616. I SEE YOU
AS I LOVE TO SEE YOU,Copy !req
617. WITH YOUR BRAWNY HAIR
ACROSS YOUR WEARY BROW,Copy !req
618. AND MY ARM A-CLINGCopy !req
619. TO YOUR FEVERED,
SWAMPY CHEST.Copy !req
620. (Joan)
MY LOVE, MY SINFUL LUST,Copy !req
621. MY UNKEPT LIFE,Copy !req
622. YOUR NEVER-ENDING SONG.Copy !req
623. OH, JAMIE, I CRAVE YOU.Copy !req
624. I CRAVE YOU AS I SEE YOUCopy !req
625. EACH MORN OF OUR FOND,
ILLICIT LOVE.Copy !req
626. THAT'S MY DAUGHTER.Copy !req
627. (man)
WELL, IT'S OK, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
628. NOT ONLY THAT,
BUT MY PARENTS ARE HERE.Copy !req
629. YOU KNOW, JOAN,
IT WAS MORE THAN THAT
YOU HAD YOUR CLOTHES OFF.Copy !req
630. YOU WERE SPIRITUALLY
NAKED OUT THERE TONIGHT.Copy !req
631. (Joan)
I'M SO GLAD YOU CAME.Copy !req
632. DADDY.Copy !req
633. (Joan)
EVERYBODY,
THESE ARE MY PARENTS,Copy !req
634. MR. AND MRS. PARKER.
I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO SAY HELLO.Copy !req
635. HI.
HI.Copy !req
636. DID YOU LIKE IT?Copy !req
637. WHAT DID YOU THINK?Copy !req
638. WELL, IT WAS DIFFERENT.Copy !req
639. PARKER,
YOU WERE MARVELOUS TONIGHT!Copy !req
640. (Joan)
OH!Copy !req
641. MAY I SEE YOU OUTSIDE
FOR A WHILE, PLEASE?Copy !req
642. OF COURSE, LEONARD.Copy !req
643. (Joan)
BYE, DAD.Copy !req
644. WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH HIM?Copy !req
645. I DON'T KNOW,
IT'S JUST THAT...Copy !req
646. OH! WHAT A GREAT FUTURE.Copy !req
647. LET ME ASK YOU
A QUESTION.Copy !req
648. LEONARD, I KNOW.
THE 2ND ACT
DOESN'T QUITE WORK.Copy !req
649. I'M NOT TALKIN' ABOUT—
I'M TALKIN' ABOUT MY DAUGHTER!Copy !req
650. EVEN SHE CAN'T HELP
THAT 2ND ACT.Copy !req
651. I'M NOT TALKIN'
ABOUT SAVIN' THE 2ND ACT!Copy !req
652. I'M TALKIN' ABOUT
SAVIN' YOUR LIFE!Copy !req
653. (Joan)
GIORGIO!Copy !req
654. CIAO.Copy !req
655. LEONARD, LEONARD,Copy !req
656. WHY DON'T YOU GO IN THERE
AND TALK TO JOAN RIGHT NOW?Copy !req
657. PLEASE, DEAR, PLEASE
DON'T ASK ME TO TALK,
ESPECIALLY TO HER.Copy !req
658. PLEASE.Copy !req
659. ALL RIGHT. I WILL.Copy !req
660. (Frayn)
WHEN YOU'VE SURVIVED
VICIOUS VEGETARIANSCopy !req
661. AND TAKEN A BULLET
FROM YOUR SHOULDER,Copy !req
662. YOU DON'T NEED
YOUR DAUGHTERCopy !req
663. FLAUNTING HER FULL
FRONTAL CHARMSCopy !req
664. TO AN AUDIENCE OF STRANGERS.Copy !req
665. IT WAS TIME TO ASSERT
HIS PARENTAL AUTHORITY.Copy !req
666. THEY'VE GOT MOM!Copy !req
667. A WEIRD GUY WITH RED HAIR
TOOK HER AWAY.Copy !req
668. DON'T WORRY.
I'LL GET HER BACK.Copy !req
669. THEY GOT MRS. PARKER.
WE GOT TO GET THE SPHERE.Copy !req
670. PUT THE FOOT TO THE GAS.Copy !req
671. THERE'S GOT TO BE A SIMPLE WAY
TO MAKE THIS THING WORK.Copy !req
672. I NEED THAT SPHERE.Copy !req
673. ONE COULD RULE THE WORLD
WITH THIS THING.Copy !req
674. IT ISN'T ENOUGHCopy !req
675. WE HAVE TO STOP HER
FROM CONTROLLING
THE ANIMALS.Copy !req
676. HE WANTS TO
CONTROL THE ANIMALS.Copy !req
677. IT'S NOT ON, SIR.Copy !req
678. NO.Copy !req
679. I KNEW WE WOULD
NEVER GET THIS TO WORK.Copy !req
680. HOW'S EVERYTHING
GOING, TEAM?Copy !req
681. LEONARD, WE CAN'T STILL
FIGURE OUT HOW
TO GET THIS THING TO WORK.Copy !req
682. OH, REALLY?Copy !req
683. THE RED LIQUID
NEUTRALIZES THE ANIMAL'S
PARASYMPATHETIC SYSTEM,Copy !req
684. LEAVING THE BRAIN PAN FLACCID
AND OPEN TO ENCRYPTION,Copy !req
685. BUT THE PUZZLE IS
HOW DID THIS WOMAN
ACTIVATE THEM?Copy !req
686. (Leonard)
MAYBE YOU HAVE
THE WRONG RABBIT.Copy !req
687. I KNEW WE GOT
THE WRONG RABBIT.Copy !req
688. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
FRAYN?Copy !req
689. UH-HUH.Copy !req
690. (Leonard)
MAYBE IT'S THIS ONE.Copy !req
691. COME HERE, FELLA.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK.Copy !req
692. UH, YOU ALL STEP
OVER THERE.Copy !req
693. NOW STEP OVER THERE.Copy !req
694. AND LET'S SEE.Copy !req
695. ALL RIGHT.
LET'S TAKE A LOOK HERE.Copy !req
696. NOW, DID YOU GIVE IT
THE LIQUID?Copy !req
697. (Jack)
SURE.Copy !req
698. AND IT'S ALL
ACTIVATED THERE?Copy !req
699. WELL, I THINK THE ONLY THING
MISSING HERECopy !req
700. IS TO SAY THE WORD
QUELISH!Copy !req
701. NOW, LET'S SEE MEDUSA
AND GET BACK MRS. PARKER.Copy !req
702. OPEN THAT THING UP.Copy !req
703. IN HERE, SIR?Copy !req
704. SHE MUST BE PLANNING
TO DILUTE THAT CONCENTRATIONCopy !req
705. AND PUMP IT INTO
THE ENTIRE BAY AREA.Copy !req
706. LOOKS LIKE
DISHWASHING LIQUID.Copy !req
707. A PERFECT MATCH, SIR.Copy !req
708. (man on T.V.)
WATCH OUT!
BANDIT ON YOUR 6!Copy !req
709. HE'S CLOSING FAST!Copy !req
710. THEY KIDNAPPED MY WIFE.
THIS—THIS WOMAN.Copy !req
711. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
712. WHAT IS IT?
WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
713. WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
714. GO, GO AHEAD.
I TRUST YOU.Copy !req
715. OH!Copy !req
716. BUTTER?Copy !req
717. MEAT PATTIES?Copy !req
718. WHATEVER YOU SAY.Copy !req
719. LET THEM THAW.
LET THEM THAW.Copy !req
720. LET THEM THAW.Copy !req
721. OOH! OOH!Copy !req
722. WHAT'S THIS FOR?Copy !req
723. AH! FRAYN.Copy !req
724. ARRIVEDERCI.Copy !req
725. OH, FRAYNIE.Copy !req
726. I GOT YOUR BALL,
NOW LET ME IN.Copy !req
727. WELCOME BACK, LEONARD.Copy !req
728. MAY I HAVE
MY WIFE BACK, PLEASE?Copy !req
729. (Medusa)
NOT SO FAST. THE SPHERE.Copy !req
730. WHERE IS SHE?
I WANT MY WIFE BACK.Copy !req
731. (Medusa)
WHATEVER YOU SAY,
LEONARD PARKER.Copy !req
732. (Allison)
LEONARD!Copy !req
733. (Leonard)
ALLISON!Copy !req
734. WHERE IS SHE?Copy !req
735. (Allison)
LEONARD!Copy !req
736. (Allison)
LEONARD!Copy !req
737. IT'S A SIMPLE HOLOGRAM.Copy !req
738. I WANT MY WIFE BACK!Copy !req
739. SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW,
LEONARD?Copy !req
740. YOU TOLD ME IF
I BROUGHT YOU THE SPHERE,Copy !req
741. YOU'D GIVE ME
MY WIFE BACK!Copy !req
742. (Medusa)
I LIED.Copy !req
743. THE COUPLE
THAT SPIES TOGETHER,Copy !req
744. DIES TOGETHER.Copy !req
745. MY WIFE IS NO SPY!Copy !req
746. I NEEDED A RHYME.
QUIET!Copy !req
747. SO YOU THOUGHT
YOU COULD FOOL
MEDUSA JOHNSONCopy !req
748. BY PUTTING DISHWASHING
LIQUID INTO MY SPHERE.Copy !req
749. SO?Copy !req
750. SO THAT WAS WHAT WAS IN IT
IN THE FIRST PLACE,Copy !req
751. YOU RESTAURANT SPAZ.Copy !req
752. IT'S NOT THE LIQUID
THAT MAKES THE MAGIC.Copy !req
753. IT'S THE MOLYBDENUM
CHROMIUM CATALYST.Copy !req
754. I COULD PUT YOO-HOO
IN THIS THING,Copy !req
755. AND IT WOULD WORK.Copy !req
756. AND YOU CALL YOURSELF
A COLLEGE GRADUATE.Copy !req
757. TAKE HIM TO ANNEX 3.Copy !req
758. KILL HIM.Copy !req
759. KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN,
LEONARD.Copy !req
760. PAY ATTENTION TO
YOUR LAST MOMENTS ON EARTH.Copy !req
761. THIS, I HOPE,
WILL BE THE DARKEST NIGHTCopy !req
762. OF YOUR CRIMINALLY
INSENSITIVE EXISTENCE.Copy !req
763. HI.Copy !req
764. HANDS OFF!Copy !req
765. (Leonard)
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
TO THESE ANIMALS?Copy !req
766. I HAVE DONE
THE UNTHINKABLE.Copy !req
767. TOLD THE ANIMALS
THE TRUTH,Copy !req
768. THAT THEY HAVE BEEN EXPLOITED
AND TORMENTED BY MANCopy !req
769. FOR 2 MILLION YEARS.Copy !req
770. IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES,Copy !req
771. I WILL SWITCH ON
THESE DISTRIBUTION PUMPS.Copy !req
772. THE CONTENTS
OF THE VATS UPSTAIRSCopy !req
773. WILL FLOW INTO
EVERY SINGLE WATERWAY
IN THE BAY AREA.Copy !req
774. THE ANIMAL KINGDOM
WILL BE LIBERATED,Copy !req
775. AND THE WORLD
WILL SHUDDER.Copy !req
776. (Leonard)
WHO'S PAYING FOR ALL THIS?Copy !req
777. I DIDN'T HAVE BACKING
FROM ANY GOVERNMENTS
OR BIG BUSINESSES.Copy !req
778. NO. THEY ALL THOUGHT
I WAS INSANE.Copy !req
779. I DID IT ALL MYSELF.Copy !req
780. A SELF-MADE WOMAN.Copy !req
781. ALL I HAD TO START UP WITHCopy !req
782. WAS POOR ANDY'S
DISABILITY INSURANCE,Copy !req
783. BUT IT WAS ENOUGH.Copy !req
784. NOW, MARCH.Copy !req
785. LEONARD!Copy !req
786. DARLING,
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
787. I'M ALL RIGHT.
I'M ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
788. W-WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
789. (Leonard)
KEEP ME, BUT RELEASE HER.
SHE'S INNOCENT.Copy !req
790. NO ONE RELATED TO YOU
IS INNOCENT.Copy !req
791. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN?Copy !req
792. KILL HIM.Copy !req
793. YOU'RE RIGHT,
AS ALWAYS, ANDY.Copy !req
794. GOOD-BYE, LEONARD.Copy !req
795. AND TACKY-TACKY WIFEY.Copy !req
796. THE OFFENSIVE
WILL START IMMEDIATELY.Copy !req
797. DID YOU POUR
THAT FOOD ON MECopy !req
798. BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME
OR HATE ME?Copy !req
799. DID YOU POUR
THAT FOOD ON MECopy !req
800. BECAUSE YOU LOVE ME
OR HATE ME?Copy !req
801. BOTH.Copy !req
802. LEONARD.Copy !req
803. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
804. WHERE'S YOUR
RUBBER BANDS, FELLAS?Copy !req
805. IN 5 MINUTES
AND 32 SECONDS,Copy !req
806. ALL OF NORTHERN CALIFORNIA
WILL BE OURS.Copy !req
807. NOT OURS. MINE!Copy !req
808. RIGHT.Copy !req
809. PIEDMONT?Copy !req
810. (Jack)
OPERATIONAL!Copy !req
811. OAKLAND?Copy !req
812. ON LINE!Copy !req
813. SAN JOSE?Copy !req
814. STANDING BY.Copy !req
815. BERKELEY?Copy !req
816. READY TO GO.Copy !req
817. FEED ME.Copy !req
818. GET OFF! GET OFF!
SHOO! SHOO!Copy !req
819. (Leonard)
GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
820. (Leonard)
HEY! GET!Copy !req
821. (Allison)
LEONARD! LEONARD!
THERE ARE MORE COMING!Copy !req
822. (Allison)
LEONARD, PLEASE! WELL,
DO SOMETHING, LEONARD!Copy !req
823. (Allison)
LEONARD!Copy !req
824. (Leonard)
BITE! BITE!Copy !req
825. LEONARD!
GET THEM OFF!Copy !req
826. LEONARD!Copy !req
827. CUT THE WIRE!Copy !req
828. CUT IT!Copy !req
829. LEONARD!
THERE ARE MORE COMING!Copy !req
830. WHAT'S THAT,
LEONARD?Copy !req
831. MELTED BUTTER.Copy !req
832. MELTED BUTTER?Copy !req
833. MELTED BUTTER.Copy !req
834. YES, MELTED BUTTER!Copy !req
835. AND IF YOU DON'T
CUT THE WIRES,Copy !req
836. I'M GOING TO THERMIDOR YOU.Copy !req
837. MELTED BUTTER! PULL!Copy !req
838. MELTED BUTTER! PULL!Copy !req
839. GET BACK! GET BACK!Copy !req
840. BUTTER!Copy !req
841. MELTED BUTTER!Copy !req
842. MELTED BUTTER!Copy !req
843. MELTED BUTTER!Copy !req
844. MELTED BUTTER!
MELTED BUTTER!Copy !req
845. MELTED BUTTER!Copy !req
846. ARMADILLOS
AWAITING ACTIVATION.Copy !req
847. RATS MASSING
IN DOWNTOWN SEWER.Copy !req
848. PUMP 3.Copy !req
849. (Medusa)
GENERATOR 2.Copy !req
850. (Leonard)
COME ON, HONEY.
COME ON!Copy !req
851. NOW LET'S GO HOME.
COME ON.Copy !req
852. NOW WE GOT TO FIND
WHICH WAY'S OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
853. BUT SURELY YOU'VE GOT TO
GET THAT SPHERE.Copy !req
854. NO, I DON'T, EITHER.Copy !req
855. LEONARD PARKER!Copy !req
856. IF YOU DON'T GET THE SPHERE
AND SAVE THE WORLDCopy !req
857. AND STOP MEDUSA,
YOU CAN FORGET
ABOUT EVER SEEING ME AGAIN.Copy !req
858. IF I SAVE THE WORLD,
WILL YOU MOVE BACK IN WITH ME?Copy !req
859. YOU SAVE THE WORLD
AND I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
860. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
861. LET'S GO SAVE THE WORLD.Copy !req
862. (man)
COUNTDOWN CONTINUES.Copy !req
863. ALL PERSONNEL
TO THEIR STATIONS.Copy !req
864. ALL PERSONNEL
TO THEIR STATIONS.Copy !req
865. UNBELIEVABLE!Copy !req
866. CATERPILLARS ON THE MARCH
IN SACRAMENTO.Copy !req
867. POSSUMS IN PIEDMONT
AWAITING ORDERS.Copy !req
868. MOVE IT!Copy !req
869. QUELISH COUNTDOWN CONTINUES.Copy !req
870. (man)
BIRDS ALOFT AND TRACKING.Copy !req
871. 0127. NUMBER 12 PRESSURING.Copy !req
872. QUELISH IN 20 SECONDS.Copy !req
873. (man)
5 SECONDS NOW.Copy !req
874. IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE
IN THE SPY BUSINESS,Copy !req
875. YOU GOT TO LEARN TO GET
READY A BIT QUICKER.Copy !req
876. (Leonard)
COME ON, ALLISON!Copy !req
877. (man)
16, 15...Copy !req
878. BANANA ME.Copy !req
879. 13, 12, 11...Copy !req
880. QUELISH
IN 10 SECONDS.Copy !req
881. 9, 8, 7,Copy !req
882. 6, 5,Copy !req
883. QUELISH, 3,Copy !req
884. QUELISH, 2,Copy !req
885. EMERGENCY PROCEDURE.
RELEASE PUMP 5!Copy !req
886. RELEASE PUMP 5!Copy !req
887. KILL HIM,
MY BEAUTIFUL VEGETARIANS.Copy !req
888. KILL HIM!Copy !req
889. AND YOU,
YOU GIVE ME MY SPHERE!Copy !req
890. SPHERE!Copy !req
891. AH!Copy !req
892. GO FREE THE ANIMALS.Copy !req
893. (man)
STOP HER! GET HER!Copy !req
894. "NO MEAT."Copy !req
895. HA!Copy !req
896. MEAT!Copy !req
897. (all)
MEAT!Copy !req
898. 100 PERCENT PURE BEEF!Copy !req
899. (all)
BEEF!Copy !req
900. PORK.Copy !req
901. HA!Copy !req
902. MORE LOVELY MEAT?Copy !req
903. NO! DON'T BURGER ME!Copy !req
904. I'M NOT AFRAID OF
A LITTLE MEAT.Copy !req
905. NO MORE MEAT!Copy !req
906. MEAT! MEAT!Copy !req
907. MEAT!Copy !req
908. DEATH TO ALL MANKIND.Copy !req
909. WHEN YOU'RE FINISHED
DRINKING ALL THAT,Copy !req
910. YOU'LL DEFINITELY NEED
A COUPLE OF THESE.Copy !req
911. MOTHER!Copy !req
912. MOM!Copy !req
913. (Allison)
YES, SWEETHEART.Copy !req
914. WHERE'S DADDY?Copy !req
915. COME ON, BOY.
WE'RE TOGETHER.Copy !req
916. PLEASE STAND BACK.
THIS BUILDING'S
GOING TO BLOW.Copy !req
917. BYE-BYE.Copy !req
918. GET RID OF THIS,
WILL YOU?Copy !req
919. YOU'LL NEVER WORK
IN THIS TOWN AGAIN.Copy !req
920. WELL, THAT DEPENDS
ON WHAT MY WIFE
AND DAUGHTER HAVE TO SAY.Copy !req
921. WE'RE GOING HOME.Copy !req
922. (Frayn)
THAT WAS THE END OF THE STORY,Copy !req
923. APART FROM AN ISOLATED
INCIDENT IN OREGONCopy !req
924. WHEN A LUMBERJACK
WAS BRUTALLY ASSAULTEDCopy !req
925. BY A MALICIOUS MOLE.Copy !req
926. MR. PARKER'S DAUGHTER
HAPPILY LEFT THE THEATRECopy !req
927. AND IS NOW WITH GREENPEACE
PICKETING TOXIC WASTE DUMPS.Copy !req
928. MR. AND MRS. PARKERCopy !req
929. CELEBRATED
THEIR RECONCILIATIONCopy !req
930. IN A MOST APPROPRIATE FASHION.Copy !req
931. I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
932. TONIGHT?Copy !req
933. TONIGHT.Copy !req
934. LET'S EAT.Copy !req
935. LET'S EAT.Copy !req
936. LET'S EAT!Copy !req
937. MMM.Copy !req
938. NO, NO.Copy !req
939. TONIGHT MRS. PARKER
WILL SERVE HER HUSBAND SUPPER.Copy !req
940. (waiter)
AS YOU WISH, MONSIEUR.Copy !req
941. DO IT.Copy !req