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2. Based on the Play by
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3. Music by
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4. Performed by Karel Vlach's Orchestra
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5. And the Film Symphony Orchestra
Conducted by
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6. Lyrics I Sung by Choreography by
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7. Art Director
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8. Sound Editor I Film Editor
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9. Make Up Artist I Costume Designer
Animation I Art Director's Assistant
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10. Set Designer I Costumes by I Make Up
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11. Editor's Assistant
Chief Lighting Technician
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12. Sound Effects I Still Photographer
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13. Associate Producers
Production Assistant
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14. Second Cameraman I Camera Assistant
Special Effects
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15. Co-Director I Director's Assistants
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16. Cast
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17. Executive in Charge of Production
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18. Artistic Cooperation
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19. Director of Photography
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20. Directed by
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21. Made by
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22. This movie is dedicated to the rough
heroes of the Wild West
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23. who avenged injustice and protected
the Law - no matter what.
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24. Enough dog fighting, fellows!
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25. Let's tap a different keg now,
let art entertain us!
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26. Let us welcome our grandiose diva,
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27. our fabulous Arizona Warbler...
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28. Miss Tornado Lou!
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29. She will be mine!
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30. As the saloon thickens with smoke
and liquor from my glass I drink,
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31. I dream my hero will come one day,
my heart's true champion, I dare say.
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32. Only to him I will gladly grant
all that is precious to my heart.
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33. I've no idea, if he comes soon.
Again smoke spreads in the saloon.
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34. - What's she saying?
- Something about smoke in the saloon.
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35. - What bloke?
- Smoke! There's too much smoke here!
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36. As the saloon thickens with smoke
and liquor from my glass I drink,
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37. I dream my hero will come one day,
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38. my heart's true champion, I daresay.
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39. The drinks are on me, gentlemen!
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40. One Kill Devil for me!
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41. Lou, you must be mine!
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42. I dream my hero will come one day,
the champion of my heart...
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43. Why can't I be your champion?
Doug Badman.
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44. The owner of the flourishing
Trigger Whiskey Saloon. Why not?
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45. I dream of a man who would
make me a different, better woman.
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46. Pooh! Silly dreams!
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47. Only then I will learn what
the sacred feeling of love really is.
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48. I'm dead certain.
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49. Gimme a super Kill Devil!
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50. Hearken, my dear friends!
The Arizona Revival calls you!
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51. Take this instead, my good man.
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52. Read it and you shall
bless my doings.
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53. Read this, my friends.
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54. Once you've read it,
you will never touch liquor again.
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55. The Arizona Revival...
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56. A commune of brothers and sisters
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57. who will pay the ransom to liberate you
from the slavery of alcoholism.
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58. My friends...
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59. My friends, are you afraid
our Wild West will be less wild
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60. if you fill your glasses
with spring water
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61. or even fresh milk? Uhm...
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62. - On the contrary...
- On the contrary...
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63. If you give up spirits,
you'll draw your pistols even faster.
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64. Be frank, mister gunman. Does liquor
really make you a sharper shooter?
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65. Isn't it so, Daddy?
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66. My fiddle! My fiddle!
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67. My poor fiddle!
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68. The kitten is showing her claws?
Let's give her some milk!
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69. One Kill Devil for the little lady here!
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70. And a glass of Kolaloka
lemonade for me.
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71. Did you say a glass of Kolaloka
lemonade, stranger?
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72. I did, mister gunman.
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73. Then you must be...
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74. Lemonade Joe!
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75. So what?
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76. I believe that this young lady
and this gentleman
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77. are waiting for your apology,
mister gunman!
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78. You'd better fall
on your dirty knees before them
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79. and call yourself a mangy coyote,
you foul skunk!
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80. I will count to three.
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81. If you do not apologize,
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82. I will let my Smith and Wesson
guns speak.
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83. That are hanging darn low.
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84. Right.
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85. Well?
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86. One, two, three.
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87. It's him, my heart's true champion.
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88. There are ladies present, mister gunman.
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89. Thank you.
You are our brave rescuer.
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90. My name is Ezra Goodman.
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91. And this is my daughter Winnifred.
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92. They call me Lemonade Joe.
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93. And me the Arizona Warbler.
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94. Tornado Lou, I'm a performer.
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95. I asked for a glass of Kolaloka
lemonade.
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96. How about a shot of Trigger Whiskey
instead? On the house.
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97. No, thank you, I never touch spirits
out of principle.
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98. Liquor has never been
a gunman's best friend.
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99. It weakens the whole body
and particularly one's accurate aim.
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100. Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
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101. So, bartender, a glass
of Kolaloka lemonade for me.
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102. - For me too!
- Me too. - And one for me.
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103. We don't sell Kolaloka lemonade!
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104. In that case, allow me to
use my own supplies.
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105. Thank you, Mr. Kolaloka!
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106. - Don't go!
- Don't go!
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107. I'll be back.
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108. Don't bother!
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109. And I won't come alone,
Doug Badman.
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110. I will bring the Law!
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111. A fellow revivalist...
Hip hip, Arizona!
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112. Or am I mistaken?
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113. You are a member
of the Arizona Revival, are you not?
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114. No. I am a lone wolf.
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115. You're a knight protecting the law
and avenging wrongdoing!
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116. - A fine day, isn't it?
- Yes, quite nice.
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117. Lovely.
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118. Pettifoggers!
No dead bodies so far.
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119. Let's hope the weather lasts.
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120. Well, a little rain would do no harm.
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121. But the good gunman wishes
the weather to last.
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122. Help, robbers!
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123. - Do you like gunfights, miss...
- Winnifred.
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124. A lovely name.
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125. A lovely name indeed.
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126. We want Kolaloka!
We want Kolaloka!
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127. Do you believe
in its beneficial effects now?
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128. I certainly do.
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129. Have faith, my friends!
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130. Faith can move mountains.
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131. So why couldn't it bring you supplies
from Kolaloka and Son?
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132. Adios!
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133. You love him, my child,
don't you?
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134. Yes, I do love him!
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135. Tornado Lou...
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136. An untamed lioness, a raging tempest,
a femme fatale...
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137. You and that wacky lemonade sucker?
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138. Don't be vulgar!
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139. Only he can make me a different,
better woman!
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140. Only to him, my dearest mother,
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141. I will give the greatest treasure
of my womanhood.
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142. After we get married, of course!
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143. Dear Lord, I beg Thee to send me
Kolaloka lemonade!
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144. Mr. Goodman! Mr. Goodman!
A telegram! A telegram!
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145. A telegram...
Pardon me!
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146. Mr. Goodman!
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147. A telegram...
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148. - We are sending you ten carloads of lemonade.
- Stop.
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149. - On long term credit.
- Stop.
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150. - We also appoint you as our general agent...
- Stop.
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151. For Stetson City
and the surrounding area.
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152. Kolaloka and Son.
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153. Oh, Hosanna!
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154. Arizona, Arizona is a land
where true men you will find.
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155. Cards are flipping, bullets whizzing,
you may hear cattle joyfully mooing.
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156. It's such a pleasant place to be,
you'll never regret settling here.
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157. Our Arizona men are so polite
and gentle to us women.
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158. With their gentlemanly blow
they give them villains what for.
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159. And to show they are progressive,
they shoot straight from their hip.
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160. Pif! Paf!
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161. When a Kolaloka consumer shoots,
there's no need to call a doctor.
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162. Come on, boys, come on!
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163. How could he vanish from my life,
the true champion of my heart.
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164. In my dreams I'm by his side,
the sweetheart of my life.
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165. Forget about him, darling!
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166. Business may be bad
but I'm still disgustingly rich.
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167. Let's go to Europe.
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168. To Paris, Monte Carlo, Carlsbad!
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169. Grimpo will carry our luggage.
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170. Serve the stranger.
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171. - You've insulted the lady!
- I don't see any lady.
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172. I see you're a vegetarian?
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173. Give them back to him as soon as
he starts behaving like a good boy.
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174. Brother!
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175. Bro...
brother?
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176. - A cocoa spot...
- Of the size of a Mexican dollar!
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177. Our precious birthmark.
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178. - Horace!
- Doug!
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179. - It's been a long time...
- Since we shared the sad fate of foundlings.
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180. Found on the prairie by darn
rough buffalo hunters.
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181. When we used to hang around
the gay towns of the frontier.
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182. Dodge City!
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183. Abilene!
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184. When we used to ambush stagecoaches,
rob banks and shoot sheriffs.
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185. - The jolly days of our youth!
- Well...
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186. It ain't exactly crowded here.
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187. Is there any way I can help you,
you old rattlesnake?
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188. I've got really tough competition.
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189. Pah!
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190. Did you say "pah", stranger?
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191. Yes, I did say "pah"!
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192. Pah to Kolaloka lemonade?
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193. Yes!
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194. Pah to Kolaloka lemonade!
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195. A lunatic!
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196. An anarchist!
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197. No, gentlemen.
I am neither.
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198. I am...
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199. Hogofogo!
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200. Hogofogo!
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201. Yes, Hogofogo!
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202. With 12 notches
on the butt of my Derringer.
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203. Hogofogo wanted by the police
in five states!
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204. And arrested in Stetson City!
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205. It's embarrassing
but you have won.
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206. Hogofogo...
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207. Hey, bartender, a proper drink
for a proper gunman.
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208. - You mean Kolaloka lemonade, don't you?
- No!
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209. - I mean Trigger Whiskey!
- We don't sell alcoholic beverages!
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210. A big mistake!
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211. If consumed in small doses, alcohol
is harmless in whatever quantity.
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212. Am I dreaming or am I awake?
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213. I'll rub off your bloom,
my sweet blossom.
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214. I am struck by Cupid's arrow.
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215. Where can I soothe my aching heart
with a glass of Trigger Whiskey? Where?
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216. - Where?
- Only at the Trigger Whiskey Saloon, mister gunman!
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217. And where can I enjoy the company
of real men?
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218. There as well!
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219. By the way...
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220. I believe you ought to change
their diapers, mademoiselle.
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221. - This way.
- This way.
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222. Whiskey is my mucho gusto
without it my mouth is dry and dusty.
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223. If my dad had drunk whiskey every day
he'd still be alive and kicking today.
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224. When a shot sparkles in your hand
the saloon profits are more than grand.
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225. Life's worth living and that's no trick
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226. when you've got
heaps of whiskey to drink.
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227. Its fancy label and nicely round bottle
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228. makes even Manitou long after firewater.
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229. Who wants to be a real man,
should be fond of his glass
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230. filled with whiskey to the top
and a gal sitting on his lap.
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231. Whiskey is my mucho gusto
without it my mouth is dry and dusty.
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232. If my dad had drunk whiskey every day
he'd still be alive and kicking today.
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233. When a shot sparkles in your hand
the saloon profits are more than grand.
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234. Life's worth living and that's no trick
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235. when you've got
heaps of whiskey to drink.
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236. Its fancy label and nicely round bottle
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237. makes even Manitou long after firewater.
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238. Who wants to be a real man,
should be fond of his glass
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239. filled with whiskey to the top
and a gal sitting on his lap.
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240. Whiskey is my mucho gusto
without it my mouth is dry and dusty.
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241. If my dad had drunk whiskey every day
he'd still be alive and kicking today.
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242. When a shot sparkles in your hand
the saloon profits are more than grand.
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243. Life's worth living and that's no trick
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244. when you've got...
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245. when you've got...
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246. when you've got
heaps of whiskey to drink.
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247. That will do!
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248. No!
Not her!
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249. Oh yes!
She's all I want!
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250. - Mother dear, will I ever be his...
- Oh yes!
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251. You will be mine!
Here, on holy soil.
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252. - My sweet duckling.
- You creepy spider!
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253. - My fair fawn! - You slimy snake!
- Enough zoology!
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254. So...
Now you know everything.
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255. Protector of the Law, avenger
of injustice, while...
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256. While I'm just
a travelling salesman selling lemonade.
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257. - Do you despise me?
- How can you say such a thing?
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258. An accredited sales agent of Kolaloka
and Son for the whole Southwest?
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259. - With a net salary of one grand.
- And a 10% bonus before taxes!
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260. Darling! I'm all yours!
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261. If you give me 5% from your bonus.
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262. 4%
- I'll give you even 4.5%, sweetheart.
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263. Am I worthy of you at all?
Are you a woman or an angel?
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264. No! Not now!
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265. I understand,
not here at the cemetery.
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266. Never mind the cemetery!
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267. - My Daddy's business will soon go bankrupt.
- What happened?
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268. Don't you see my thirsty lips
and my yearning body?
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269. My fervent heart is broken into pieces,
while yours is as cold as ice.
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270. I know my love is like flame,
burning me from the inside.
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271. When I see a man,
I'm done for, Amen.
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272. And my heart's not to blame.
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273. I said I'd be back, Doug Badman.
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274. And that I would bring the Law.
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275. Or Kolaloka.
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276. Kolaloka is the Law.
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277. I'm not armed, gunman.
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278. I'd be wasting my bullets
on you, trickster!
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279. Don't you see my thirsty lips
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280. and my arms reaching out to you?
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281. Embrace me in your manly arms and take
what has always belonged to you.
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282. Hold me in your arms,
it can't do me no harm,
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283. My ill fame is black as coal tar!
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284. Coal tar...
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285. Don't shoot!
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286. Thank you,
I can handle this myself.
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287. Fire! Don't fire! Fire!
Don't fire! Fire! Don't fire!
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288. Fire! Don't fire! Fire!
Don't fire! Fire! Don't fire!
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289. Take the lady away!
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290. I'll have a word with you later, barfly!
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291. Yes, sir.
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292. - Occupied.
- Never mind, I've got plenty of time.
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293. Once again, my friends,
Good has conquered Evil.
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294. And thanks to what?
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295. - To what?
- Kolaloka lemonade!
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296. Right, thanks to Kolaloka
the teetotaler is the winner!
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297. And the boozer is the loser!
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298. What's he saying?
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299. He's playing on words.
The boozer is the loser.
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300. It seems rather out of tune.
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301. And it'll be even more
after it hears this...
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302. Listen to this divine serenade
about the amazing Kolaloka lemonade.
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303. With my Smith and Wesson at my hip...
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304. At his hip.
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305. Kolakola lemonade I always sip.
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306. Bread or butter or pretty girls
I can do without for many days.
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307. My seventh heaven, my livelihood
is Kolaloka lemonade for good.
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308. Everybody for Kolaloka!
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309. What is ammo for a colt,
what is water for a trout,
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310. what is whatever you like,
what is soda for whiskey,
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311. what is a rhyme for a poem,
what is a strophe for a rhyme...
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312. That's exactly what
Kolaloloka is for me.
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313. That's what Kolaloka is for me.
Kolaloka.
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314. No! That!
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315. You have Kolaloka in your bed?
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316. At least Kolaloka...
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317. Lou. Take a look.
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318. Take a look.
They are worth 500 cattle.
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319. Fancy 250 beasts hanging
from each of your ears.
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320. It's easier to give than to take.
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321. How easily I would give myself...
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322. To him.
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323. - Only for whites, nigger!
- Don't be silly, he's at my heels!
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324. Forgive me for entering
without knocking.
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325. Do sit down.
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326. Thank you.
I'll rather remain standing.
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327. This gentleman, however,
would like to sit down
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328. and practice his signature.
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329. You want me to sign this?
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330. I do.
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331. If on the trigger you want to be quick,
Kolaloka is what you should drink!
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332. Hogofogo.
Thank you for your autograph.
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333. This deserves a drink.
May I, miss?
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334. Well, a sip of spring water
will do me no harm.
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335. Oh, spirits!
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336. I'll be yours, Doug,
if you spare him!
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337. - It's a deal!
- But not for me!
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338. To kill a defenseless man?
What villainy!
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339. Villainy?
The word is music to my ears.
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340. There!
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341. There's no greater pleasure
for a true villain like me
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342. than to empty his gun barrel
on his sworn enemy.
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343. Cold and stiff will soon be
a man once so brave.
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344. In no time he will be feeding
worms in his grave.
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345. Let's finish this off
in the easiest way.
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346. One bullet in his belly
another between the eyes.
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347. Cold and stiff will soon be
a man once so brave.
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348. Faster than he can say Jesse James.
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349. Go away, my friend.
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350. - But Lou, you promised...
- Yes, I did promise...
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351. I'm yours
but you have to go away now.
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352. - Where are they?
- Gone!
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353. - How come I'm still alive?
- Because of me.
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354. That's strange. You have saved
my life a second time.
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355. - Why?
- Because I love you.
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356. - Only you can make me a different, better woman.
- Alright...
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357. And what do you want in return?
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358. - For what?
- For saving my life.
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359. But I love you.
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360. That's why it will cost me even more.
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361. You cannot buy love!
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362. I see now. You love me free
of charge, don't you?
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363. You poor wretch.
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364. You have all the right to become
a different, better woman.
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365. Do you know what this is?
It's a cheque for 5 dollars.
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366. Five dollars in words.
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367. Take a good look at it.
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368. And maybe it will bring more
decent thoughts into your mind.
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369. How low you have fallen!
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370. I hate you!
I hate you!
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371. Adios!
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372. I hate you!
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373. Lincoln and Kolaloka,
that's something new.
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374. Where the hell does
he get such ideas?
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375. - Who knows... where.
- It's all over the town.
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376. - Joe must die.
- I'm all for it!
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377. Does it mean that you
don't love him anymore?
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378. - I want to spit on his coffin.
- So do I.
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379. - But how do we get him into it?
- You're a man, aren't you?
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380. We're men, aren't we?
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381. Is anybody here?
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382. Good people.
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383. That's even better.
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384. Good people,
give a blind old man
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385. a sip of refreshing and strengthening
Kolaloka lemonade.
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386. Horace, why the silly disguise?
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387. - Because Joe will pay dearly for it.
- Tell us how!
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388. When tomorrow morning,
in Main Street...
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389. - Goodbye, darling.
- Bye.
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390. Let me take you across
the street, sir.
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391. Get lost, you little bastard!
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392. May I take you across
the street, my dear man?
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393. - May the Lord reward you, young man.
- Oh, I'm not...
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394. Madam
- I'm not married yet.
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395. Not for long, miss.
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396. Oh, the sidewalk.
The Lord would reward you even more
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397. if you take me
to the Trigger Whiskey Saloon.
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398. - To the Trigger Whiskey Saloon?
- You must be wondering
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399. what an old man like me wants
in a place like that, aren't you?
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400. Livelihood. One has
to earn one's living.
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401. Their piano needs tuning, you see.
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402. I'm an old, blind, sick, lonely,
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403. and poor, very poor piano tuner.
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404. I know every piano in Arizona.
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405. And I tune...
Where's the door?
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406. And I tune... Which way? This way.
I tune pianos from dawn till dusk.
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407. May the Lord give you good
earnings, my good man.
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408. As I can hear, nobody is in.
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409. - Oh, a sofa.
- No, it's me.
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410. See? It seems it would be best
if you walk me to the piano.
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411. I smell vice here.
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412. It's the foreign perfumes
of the fallen women.
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413. A minor is all I have left.
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414. Oh, it seems to be very serious.
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415. Goodbye.
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416. Goodbye, mister tuner.
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417. You're a true artist, poor man!
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418. I used to be long ago.
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419. Grand pianos took me
to the highest circles.
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420. I played before crowned heads.
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421. - And then...
- What then?
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422. - Bad company and spirits.
- Hellish spirits!
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423. And poker, miss.
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424. Squinting at other player's cards
under poor illumination
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425. cost me my eyesight. And then
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426. - What then?
- Gwendolin...
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427. She was an angel, bearing her
fiancé's downfall as a cross,
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428. she was fading before my eyes till
- Till?
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429. - Till what?
- Till...
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430. Till she passed away.
I see it as if it were today.
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431. Straight from the hospital I walk,
where among its walls so dreary
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432. a girl with snow white skin is lying,
so weak and weary.
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433. Yesterday her doctor told me:
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434. Your girl is badly off.
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435. Today I find her body all covered
with a cloth.
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436. Tomorrow there'll be nine girls at the
graveyard, so fair and dressed in black.
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437. Yet only eight of them will walk
that day from the cemetery gate.
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438. Right before my eyes
the world turned suddenly black,
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439. I don't give a damn now,
I'm ready to face my fate.
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440. And when I kick the bucket,
forget about sorrow and don't regret.
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441. It'll be a grand spectacle
the West will never forget.
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442. With rings on my fingers,
on my jacket a diamond pin
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443. to tarp up my stiff corps
lying in the coffin.
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444. The purpose of these trinkets
is to make everybody see
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445. what a grand life I had lived
and what a hotshot I had once been.
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446. The funeral will be a sight
fit for the gods
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447. if the coffin is carried
by four heavyweight thugs.
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448. For being such a mobster,
always running wild,
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449. honky-tonk gals will escort
me to the yard,
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450. where a black band will be playing
smashing farewell tunes.
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451. I've come to the end of my
heart-breaking story,
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452. so grievous and woeful as the most
somber of all graveyard blues.
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453. You've suffered terribly, poor man.
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454. Oh yes, I've suffered.
But as I see, I mean as I can hear,
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455. your hankie is soaking wet.
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456. You've wept your kind heart into it.
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457. May I offer you my hankie,
as pure and untouched as you are?
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458. Thank you.
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459. Inhale, my gorgeous!
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460. Where are you going?
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461. Where I'm going?
What business is it of yours, sonny?
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462. It is my business.
Miss Goodman is my bride to be.
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463. They call me Lemonade Joe.
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464. Pleased to meet you,
I'm Doctor Quartz, a family doctor.
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465. - What's wrong with her?
- Nothing much.
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466. She got liquored up.
It's not for the first time.
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467. - That can't be. She hates liquor.
- She hates liquor?
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468. As far as I know she's quite fond
of moonshine and cologne.
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469. And her favorite is ether.
Smell for yourself!
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470. You're right.
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471. You'd better give me a hand with her.
I'll treat her in my surgery.
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472. In the meantime, you can comfort
her father, he needs it.
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473. So do I.
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474. Courage, young man, courage!
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475. Cheerio, blondie!
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476. Lemonade Joe...
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477. - ... Do you have any idea what a damn fool you are?
- I don't.
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478. I will tell you tonight at midnight
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479. in Dead Man's Valley.
Your fiancée will also be there.
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480. And that night she will become
the object of my innate perversion.
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481. I hope you will come
to congratulate me.
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482. Sincerely yours Horace Badman,
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483. alias Dr. Quartz,
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484. alias Hogofogo.
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485. Are the nights cold?
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486. - What's that?
- Are the nights cold?
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487. Oh yes.
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488. Then I should put on...
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489. My warm woollies.
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490. It was in Lincoln last year
when Jim Stapleton was playing poker.
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491. He got into a fight, the sheriff cuffed
him and took him the county jail.
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492. On the way to Santa Fe Jim told him:
Sheriff, whether you like it or not,
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493. I'll get away and be free as a bird.
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494. That evening at Johnny's Bar
we were sipping our coffee,
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495. wondering how's Jim doing
in good old Santa Fe.
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496. Then a lantern was smashed
with a big bang
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497. and the whole place
went pitch dark.
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498. A figure was standing in the doorway
and a shiver went down our back,
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499. it was suddenly clear
that it was some kind of a ghost.
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500. In Santa Fe at that very moment,
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501. I'm telling you all that I know,
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502. when he was climbing out the window
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503. poor old Jim was shot dead.
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504. Get hold of him!
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505. Hold him!
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506. Stupid idiots!
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507. It's all a big mistake, madam.
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508. An inhospitable place indeed.
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509. - What's this?
- We want to take a picture with him.
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510. A souvenir?
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511. I want one too.
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512. The trap is all set, madam. Nothing
will help him get away this time
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513. - Horace sends you this.
- Yuck, Kolaloka!
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514. It's whiskey!
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515. Don't hit the bottle, amigo,
we haven't won yet.
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516. Our bait.
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517. Why did you come here, madam?
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518. I want to see him die!
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519. Are you going to torture him?
Tell me all the disgusting details.
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520. A quite ingenious method of torture.
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521. Oh, how I hate him!
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522. Hands up, of course!
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523. May I ask you
to take their guns, miss?
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524. He's amazing!
Yet he must die.
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525. I'll be right there.
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526. Oh...
How thoughtful of you!
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527. If on the trigger you want to be quick,
Kolaloka is what you should drink!
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528. What have I done?
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529. I haven't stopped loving him!
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530. - Why aren't you eating?
- I have no appetite
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531. when I think of the dirty trick
you played on that pure innocent girl.
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532. Purity and innocence!
What relish for a scamp like me.
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533. You beast, if it weren't for the cocoa
spot of the size of a Mexican dollar,
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534. I'd never believe you are my brother!
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535. Allow me to introduce the fellows.
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536. Coyote Kid and Pancho Kid.
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537. I don't give a fig about your kids.
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538. Soon you'll talk differently, sonny!
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539. I'm a double-dyed butcher.
See?
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540. - And torture's my sheer delight!
- No!
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541. No! No!
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542. - Don't listen to him, darling.
- I'll cover your ears!
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543. You should be ashamed of yourselves!
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544. In the end,
we'll throw you in here...
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545. That's horrible!
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546. Into this well.
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547. Then I'd like you to mark it clearly
as unfit for drinking!
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548. He's a saint.
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549. Yes, I am bad!
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550. But you don't know
how sad a fate of a foundling can be.
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551. Nothing but beating and despise...
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552. And in the end, unrequited love
that gave me ill advice.
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553. Can you ever forgive me?
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554. Poor little foundling.
I forgive you everything.
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555. He forgives me.
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556. Very nice, madam, but get
out my way now! I've got work to do!
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557. If you haven't got the nerve,
it's best you go home and let me work.
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558. When it's over,
I'll send a smoke signal to Horace
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559. to get ready for a visit from the
dead man's fiancée.
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560. - Bring me a cigar!
- Three!
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561. You know what, soppy!
Say that Kolaloka is slip-slop.
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562. You stinking opossum!
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563. Say it again!
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564. You double-dyed stinking opossum!
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565. - Let's get going!
- Yes, sir.
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566. There!
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567. - Wait for this.
- Give it to me!
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568. Bravo, bravo!
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569. - Why the sudden change, madam?
- It was just a petty nervous breakdown.
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570. Let me add a final touch.
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571. There we go!
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572. To think I have forgiven you!
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573. Because you're a stuck up idiot!
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574. How about that souvenir picture?
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575. - Let me take it. - Why not?
- Fine!
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576. - Ehm... stand next to each other. Yes!
- Stand behind me.
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577. Why don't you sit on the well...
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578. - That's it. Yes!
- Sit on the well!
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579. And let me see your nice profiles!
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580. That's it! Coyote Kid a little bit
forward and Grimpo a little bit back.
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581. Yes, nicely together!
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582. Ready? Watch the birdie!
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583. - Joe!
- Winnie!
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584. I suffer and yet,
I give you my blessing.
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585. Well! He was an enemy
worthy of our respect after all.
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586. And what about my child?
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587. She'll fall victim
to my lowest urges.
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588. Oh, that's horrible!
Horrible!
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589. Poor father!
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590. Have you forgotten
that despite being foundlings
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591. we still could have loving
parents somewhere?
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592. Forgot or not, life's extravaganza
is galloping like a wild mustang
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593. and nobody's interested in
what has happened in the first act.
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594. Where are you going?
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595. To fluff up the love nest.
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596. Bravo, girls.
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597. Spicy delicacies.
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598. Well chilled sparkling wine.
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599. Pictures kindling passion.
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600. Sensual waltz.
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601. My inevitable charm.
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602. An irresistible combination guaranteed
to melt the heart of every woman.
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603. - Father!
- Daughter!
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604. - Father-in-law!
- Son-in-law!
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605. - What is she doing here?
- Don't be rash, Daddy.
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606. - Lou is different now.
- Better.
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607. She too wants to fight for
a more decent Arizona.
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608. I do and I want to open
a parlor house
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609. where only Kolaloka lemonade
will be served.
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610. I am deeply touched, miss.
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611. A praiseworthy intention indeed.
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612. Excuse me. I need to change
so that
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613. So that?
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614. The battle is not ours yet.
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615. She should have been here by now.
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616. She should come any moment now.
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617. Music!
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618. Yes, sir!
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619. When I tap the glass with a spoon,
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620. - you'll start playing.
- Yes, sir!
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621. Am I so hot because
of the heat or is it passion?
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622. Oh my!
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623. Why aren't you wearing
your usual color?
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624. This one suits an avenger better.
My last will...
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625. - Should I not return...
- No!
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626. Should I not return,
give it to my father.
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627. Mr. Charles William Kolaloka,
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628. President
of the Kolaloka and Son Company.
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629. You are
- His son.
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630. A gunman and a tycoon's son?
What more do you want, dear?
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631. - And his future heir.
- Universal?
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632. Fortunately...
I mean unfortunately.
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633. I would have had siblings
had not it been for that fateful day...
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634. When my parents travelled to new
settlements in covered wagons,
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635. they brought their young ones with them.
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636. Then all of a sudden,
a hurricane struck
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637. and blew my siblings far away.
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638. I have never seen them since.
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639. And you weren't blown away then?
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640. I remained with my parents because...
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641. because I wasn't born yet.
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642. So now you know everything.
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643. We shall meet again.
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644. I hope.
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645. He will come back, dear.
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646. I hope I'm not intruding.
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647. What an interesting
natural phenomenon!
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648. A man changes to solid rock.
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649. He's got a pulse, his condition
isn't so hopeless after all.
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650. - You damned bastard!
- A warm human word at last.
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651. Excuse my casual attire.
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652. Thank you,
but I eat fruit only for dessert.
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653. Let's sit down, shall we?
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654. - What do you want from me?
- Nothing.
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655. Only a game of poker perhaps.
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656. If you win,
you will not only get this toy
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657. but also the right
to a fair duel with pistols.
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658. And if I lose?
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659. I'll shoot you like a stray dog!
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660. You have no right to kill me.
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661. You forget you're wanted in four states.
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662. But this is the fifth.
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663. Enough words.
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664. That's not how a gentleman
plays.
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665. That's how a gentleman plays
with an outlaw.
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666. What a scum!
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667. - How many cards do you want?
- None, thanks.
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668. It's good that I've got
three aces in my pocket.
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669. Damn it, where are they?
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670. - Perhaps in another pocket.
- Do you think so?
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671. Calm down, I must be systematic.
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672. Thank you for the amusing performance.
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673. I've got two pairs, and you?
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674. You've lost, cabbage head!
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675. As you wish!
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676. Pump as much lead into me as you please.
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677. Maybe I will, maybe I won't.
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678. If on the trigger you want to be quick,
Kolaloka is what you should drink!
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679. - I've heard this before.
- You have and you will hear it again.
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680. - And if I sign it?
- You're free to go.
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681. I thought you were
a man of the Law?
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682. What's good for Kolaloka
is good for the Law.
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683. But I did the worst things
I could do to you.
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684. - Life is a battle.
- I wanted to debauch your fiancée.
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685. It's all a matter of taste.
Will you sign it?
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686. Permit me to have a glass
of well chilled sparkling wine.
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687. By all means.
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688. It's true, Mother dear.
Your daughter will marry a rich man.
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689. I won't disturb your contemplation.
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690. I'll go and pick some
graveyard flowers.
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691. Bye bye.
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692. It's just wishful thinking,
my gorgeous.
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693. - Devil!
- Angel!
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694. Brutal violence will triumph!
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695. No! You beasty pig!
You piggy beast!
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696. First a sweet kiss and then
You have three guesses.
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697. Here's what you deserve,
you warbling frump!
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698. Lou!
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699. - What have you done?
- Oh, a mere trifle.
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700. My brother and yet a monster.
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701. You've screwed up!
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702. Poor girl, your tornado days
are over.
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703. How can this be?
A cocoa spot
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704. Good afternoon.
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705. I'm sorry for being late, darling.
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706. Is this possible?
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707. A cocoa spot of the size
of a Mexican dollar.
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708. What do you see?
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709. A cocoa spot of the size
of a Mexican dollar.
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710. The same birthmark.
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711. That means that Doug
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712. Was my brother.
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713. Look here!
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714. A cocoa spot of the size
of a Mexican dollar.
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715. She's your sister.
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716. - And what about me?
- What?
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717. Look!
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718. A Mexican spot of the size of cocoa
dollar. No, it's the other way round.
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719. Let me see!
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720. No!
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721. - Brother!
- Goodbye forever!
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722. My goodness, you're a mess!
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723. I only got shot twice in the heart,
once in the stomach and so on.
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724. A single drop
was enough to cure me!
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725. Wounds, shock or sore feet...
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726. Kolaloka will cure all.
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727. Thousands of thank-you letters!
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728. Recommended by medical experts!
Even in cases of clinical death.
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729. Daddy!
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730. Daddy. This is her!
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731. I've met her father already.
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732. Let me embrace you, my dear!
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733. Oil!
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734. Gold!
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735. Mr. Kolaloka, you've gained 5 million
dollars on the stock exchange!
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736. - Billion!
- Billion? Five billion dollars?
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737. I knew that Good would conquer Evil.
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738. It's so touching. I almost wish
I wasn't a villain.
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739. No, son, our business needs
all kinds of talented people.
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740. Villain or hero,
we are still one family.
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741. And so
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742. And so
- And so
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743. Whiskola.
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744. Whiskola.
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745. Alcohol-free!
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746. Alcoholic!
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747. Lemonade!
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748. For alcoholics and teetotalers.
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749. Whiskola.
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750. THE END
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