1. Come on! Come on! They're gaining on us!Copy !req
2. I'll lose them.Copy !req
3. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
4. Look out!Copy !req
5. Oh, gee. Sorry.Copy !req
6. I didn't mean to scare you.Copy !req
7. Huh?Copy !req
8. Stop.Copy !req
9. That tickles.Copy !req
10. Oh, wow.Copy !req
11. Still getting used to that strength thing.Copy !req
12. - Everybody okay?
- Huh?Copy !req
13. Good. Now, hand me those weapons.Copy !req
14. Where are my manners?Copy !req
15. Please hand me those weapons.Copy !req
16. Can't believe I forgot the "please." Wow.Copy !req
17. Okay. I hope you learned your lesson.Copy !req
18. Crime doesn't pay.Copy !req
19. Adiós.Copy !req
20. Who was that guy? A new superhero?Copy !req
21. Yeah. A super-polite hero.Copy !req
22. Carmine.Copy !req
23. Are you ready to do this deal?Copy !req
24. As long as you don't get cold flippers
like last time, Penguin.Copy !req
25. Cold flippers.Copy !req
26. Who was that?Copy !req
27. - Up here.
- Huh?Copy !req
28. I didn't wanna be rude and interrupt, but,Copy !req
29. well, then I did
because, well, you know, criminal activity.Copy !req
30. Get him, boys!Copy !req
31. I've had enough of being tickled today,
thank you.Copy !req
32. Now, how about everyone
comes along quietly?Copy !req
33. Ha! Not likely, Red.Copy !req
34. Lasers don't hurt me,
so you think that chains will.Copy !req
35. Come on, guys,
I was trying not to prejudge you.Copy !req
36. So quietly, then?Copy !req
37. Mitzy!Copy !req
38. Mitzy girl!Copy !req
39. Is there a problem, miss?Copy !req
40. Mitzy. She's stuck in the tree.Copy !req
41. Don't worry, I'll get her.Copy !req
42. Come here, little kitt... Whoa!Copy !req
43. Ho-ho! Look at you.Copy !req
44. Wow. How did you get up here?Copy !req
45. Come here. Here you go.Copy !req
46. Try to keep her on a leash from now on.Copy !req
47. Not only is it practical, it's the law.Copy !req
48. So long.Copy !req
49. Wow. That's the nicest superhero ever.Copy !req
50. Okay. No one around, so...Copy !req
51. Shazam!Copy !req
52. Best day ever!Copy !req
53. Well, well, well,
Little Boy Batson has finally returned.Copy !req
54. Oh, hey, Terrance, Corey, Brian.Copy !req
55. How are you guys today?Copy !req
56. Great. In fact, better than great.Copy !req
57. I don't know where you went off to today,Copy !req
58. but you missed out
on a nice couple from MetropolisCopy !req
59. looking for a well-behaved little boy.Copy !req
60. And since you were gone, they picked me.Copy !req
61. I'm really happy for you, Terrance.Copy !req
62. Oh, I bet you are, Billy.Copy !req
63. You're always selfless, and that's why
you'll always end up alone.Copy !req
64. Later, little Billy.Copy !req
65. Better luck next time.Copy !req
66. Come on, guys.Copy !req
67. Did I say best?Copy !req
68. I meant worst day ever.Copy !req
69. Take a look at these.
"Lightning guy stops robbery."Copy !req
70. "Big cheese foils Falcone."Copy !req
71. "Hero saves dog in tree"!Copy !req
72. He saved a dog from a tree?Copy !req
73. I mean, even Superman doesn't do that.Copy !req
74. I'm sure Superman would save a dog
from a tree if he ever saw one.Copy !req
75. Maybe if we were paying attention
instead of talking, we'd know,Copy !req
76. wouldn't we, Kent?Copy !req
77. Sorry, Mr. White.Copy !req
78. I don't want sorry. I want answers!Copy !req
79. Who is he? Where's he from?
What's his name?Copy !req
80. I mean, look at that profile.Copy !req
81. His chin looks like it was made of marble.Copy !req
82. That's it! We'll call him Captain Marble!Copy !req
83. Already taken, chief.Copy !req
84. Is it? That doesn't matter.Copy !req
85. Point is, what does he want?Copy !req
86. Why is he so polite?Copy !req
87. This is the story of the century,
and I want a Daily Planet exclusive yesterday.Copy !req
88. Well? What are you all standing around for?Copy !req
89. Go! Go!Copy !req
90. Sorry. Excuse me.Copy !req
91. Now, really, this is... Yeesh.Copy !req
92. - Kent!
- I was just about to go outCopy !req
93. and get you that interview, Mr. White.Copy !req
94. Ah, don't worry about that, son.Copy !req
95. Superheroes have never been
your strong suit.Copy !req
96. Well, I don't know about that.Copy !req
97. I have another assignment for you.Copy !req
98. Something important.
Something meaningful.Copy !req
99. Something that only you can do.Copy !req
100. I won't let you down, Mr. White.Copy !req
101. - What is it?
- I need a thousand wordsCopy !req
102. about the Metropolis farmers' market
by tomorrow.Copy !req
103. They have this amazing fertilizer exhibit.Copy !req
104. And if there's one person that knows
how to write about manure, it's you, Kent.Copy !req
105. Sure thing, Mr. White.Copy !req
106. Like, is this radish organic?Copy !req
107. Absolutely. Grew it myself.Copy !req
108. Well, how can I be sure, dude?Copy !req
109. Well, uh...Copy !req
110. So good!Copy !req
111. Organic.Copy !req
112. Told you.Copy !req
113. Dang juicer.Copy !req
114. Can't seem to get this down.Copy !req
115. Oh, thanks, stranger.Copy !req
116. Gather all the food for the master.
He must be appeased.Copy !req
117. Oh, my God!Copy !req
118. Master will be pleased.Copy !req
119. I mean, I was a farmer,Copy !req
120. so of course I guess I should report
on the farmers' market.Copy !req
121. And by golly, I'm gonna give Mr. White
the best articleCopy !req
122. on perennial produce he's ever seen.Copy !req
123. Help! Monsters!Copy !req
124. Someone's in trouble.Copy !req
125. Looks like Clark Kent isn't the only one
with an assignment today.Copy !req
126. Huh?Copy !req
127. Don't you know
stealing is never part of a healthy diet?Copy !req
128. Puny Kryptonian.Copy !req
129. Well, then...Copy !req
130. All right, what do you have?Copy !req
131. Sister Eye.Copy !req
132. - No.
- Oh... Well, how about Cousin Eye?Copy !req
133. - Trouble alert.
- Uh, excuse me?Copy !req
134. Did...? I didn't hear what you said.Copy !req
135. - Did you say something?
- I gotta go.Copy !req
136. Uh, Mr. Wayne, I didn't even get to tell you
about Grandpa Eye.Copy !req
137. - Uh-oh.
- Need a hand?Copy !req
138. That'd be super.Copy !req
139. Take care of these guys.
I've got a train to catch.Copy !req
140. Come on, you have to do better than that.Copy !req
141. By the authority of the Green Lantern Corps,
I command you to surrender!Copy !req
142. Bah! The mighty Oom doesn't answer
to your puny Lantern Corps.Copy !req
143. Huh?Copy !req
144. - Oh, no! The bridge is out!
- Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
145. - Hey, look! It's Superman!
- Save us, Superman!Copy !req
146. Huh?Copy !req
147. Next stop, Metropolis Central.Copy !req
148. - Yeah!
- Yeah, Superman!Copy !req
149. - Yeah, Superman!
- Yeah! Superman!Copy !req
150. Ugh. Just because you're evil,
doesn't mean your breath should be.Copy !req
151. Go brush your teeth!Copy !req
152. You're the Dummy, right?
Yeesh. Way to set the bar low.Copy !req
153. Too slow, Dummy.Copy !req
154. I got this.Copy !req
155. Huh?Copy !req
156. Uh, like, thanks, man.Copy !req
157. - How did you...?
- Speed of Mercury.Copy !req
158. Isn't it cool? Oh, hey, one second.Copy !req
159. No, wait! Who are you?Copy !req
160. Okay. Yeah. That's good.Copy !req
161. I'm sure this thing has a weight limit, so...Copy !req
162. I've got it.Copy !req
163. Strength of Hercules.Copy !req
164. I could do this all day,
but who has the time?Copy !req
165. - Pardon me.
- Huh?Copy !req
166. I think you misplaced these.Copy !req
167. Well, that takes care of that.Copy !req
168. Hi. I'm...Copy !req
169. By the arm hairs of Atlas! Are you okay?Copy !req
170. You know Atlas? That's so cool.Copy !req
171. I've got the stamina of Atlas. Isn't that rad?Copy !req
172. Barely even felt getting hit.Copy !req
173. But I bet he will.Copy !req
174. - Thanks.
- Don't mention it.Copy !req
175. There's only room for one Batperson
around here, don't you think?Copy !req
176. The master must be satisfied.Copy !req
177. But not today.Copy !req
178. Retreat!Copy !req
179. We have to go after them.Copy !req
180. Later. Right now we have to stop that building
from collapsing.Copy !req
181. Aw, man.Copy !req
182. I don't know if sunbathing on the roof
was such a great idea. Whoa!Copy !req
183. All right, everybody. Now shake your body.Copy !req
184. - Loosen those limbs.
- This is fun.Copy !req
185. Come on. You can do it.Copy !req
186. It should feel like you're climbingCopy !req
187. - up the side of a mountain.
- Yeah.Copy !req
188. Your turn, Flash!Copy !req
189. I'm on it!Copy !req
190. You're safe here, ma'am.Copy !req
191. Gotta run.Copy !req
192. Wow.Copy !req
193. I'm here to offer some support.Copy !req
194. And jump, two, three...Copy !req
195. two, three, four...Copy !req
196. - And one, two, three, four...
- Wow, what a workout.Copy !req
197. What in the blue blazes?Copy !req
198. - I think you can let go now.
- Oh, uh...Copy !req
199. Right.Copy !req
200. Oh, my gosh, I can't believe it.Copy !req
201. Flash, you just ran up those bricks
like, zoom.Copy !req
202. And Wonder Woman with the lasso.Copy !req
203. And Superman with the heat vision
to secure the base with the:Copy !req
204. Batman swung in and caught that guyCopy !req
205. while Green Lantern
was putting the wall back together!Copy !req
206. You guys are incredible!Copy !req
207. It is such an amazing pleasure to meet you.Copy !req
208. You have been my hero
since I was just a kid.Copy !req
209. - Oh. Sorry.
- Since you were a kid?Copy !req
210. By my observations,Copy !req
211. you're approximately the same age
as Superman.Copy !req
212. Same age? Oh.Copy !req
213. No. Uh, I just meant that watching you
makes me feel like a kid.Copy !req
214. - Hmm.
- Anyway, what a thrill to meet you guys.Copy !req
215. I hope I didn't get in the way.Copy !req
216. Not at all. In fact, we're grateful.Copy !req
217. Mr...Copy !req
218. Oh, uh, sorry. I'm Shazam.Copy !req
219. Uh, Shaz-what, now?Copy !req
220. Well, Shazbot...Copy !req
221. Shazam.Copy !req
222. Excuse me. Shazam.Copy !req
223. It was pretty courageous of you
to leap into danger like that.Copy !req
224. I know. That's one of my powers too.Copy !req
225. Courage of Achilles.Copy !req
226. I used it just the other day
to eat some anchovies.Copy !req
227. How can we be sure
you are one of the good guys?Copy !req
228. Totally understandable.Copy !req
229. But even if I wasn't,
a great philosopher once said,Copy !req
230. "Keep your friends close
and your enemies closer."Copy !req
231. So, really, what do you have to lose?Copy !req
232. Yup, I know quotes.Copy !req
233. Wisdom of Solomon.Copy !req
234. Sweet, am I right?Copy !req
235. Why does he keep mentioning Solomon,
Atlas and the others?Copy !req
236. - Well, I...
- His powers obviously deriveCopy !req
237. from each of the ancient heroes he's described
that makes up the name "Shazam."Copy !req
238. S for the wisdom of Solomon,
H for the strength of Hercules,Copy !req
239. A for the stamina of Atlas,Copy !req
240. another A for the courage of Achilles,
and M for the speed of Mercury.Copy !req
241. That means that Z must stand for...Copy !req
242. The power of Zeus.Copy !req
243. Still haven't figured out what that is myself.Copy !req
244. Well, whoever you are,
we really appreciate your help.Copy !req
245. My pleasure.
I mean, helping the Justice League?Copy !req
246. So awesome.Copy !req
247. You should tag along.Copy !req
248. Come to the Hall of Justice,
see where the magic happens.Copy !req
249. - I don't think...
- Seriously?Copy !req
250. The Hall of Justice?Copy !req
251. Like the Hall of Justice?Copy !req
252. Oh, man, I...Copy !req
253. Be cool.Copy !req
254. This is the greatest thing
that's ever happened to you, but just... Be cool.Copy !req
255. I mean, I guess so.Copy !req
256. I don't have anything going on,
so, uh, yeah, whatever.Copy !req
257. It's not our fault.Copy !req
258. Jeepers is right.Copy !req
259. We would have had your food,Copy !req
260. but the Justice League showed up
and ruined everything.Copy !req
261. Enough!Copy !req
262. I'm tired of excuses.Copy !req
263. What I need is food.Copy !req
264. And if you can't get it,
then I, Mr. Mind, will find others who can.Copy !req
265. Yes.Copy !req
266. So powerful.Copy !req
267. So hungry.Copy !req
268. So hungry.Copy !req
269. Yes. Food.Copy !req
270. I need more food.Copy !req
271. Excuse me.Copy !req
272. Sivana, how goes our small experiment?Copy !req
273. It's done.Copy !req
274. This magically infused chemical
should do what you wanted.Copy !req
275. Now can you stop mind-controlling me
and let me go?Copy !req
276. Hmm, nope.
Now jump like a kangaroo.Copy !req
277. Mind control is the best.Copy !req
278. Eat. Eat.Copy !req
279. Hunger.Copy !req
280. Food. Bring me more food!Copy !req
281. I must have more
before the Justice League arrives!Copy !req
282. The Justice League? Here?Copy !req
283. But how?Copy !req
284. Call it intuition.Copy !req
285. And over here
we have our Trouble Alert System.Copy !req
286. If there's a problem anywhere in the world,
we'll know about it.Copy !req
287. This is incredible.Copy !req
288. I think I might cry.Copy !req
289. Hall of Justice branded tissue?Copy !req
290. Can I keep this?Copy !req
291. Highly unsanitary.Copy !req
292. Totally going in my scrapbook.Copy !req
293. You guys,
I really can't thank you enough for the tour.Copy !req
294. You all mean so much to me.Copy !req
295. The Justice League has always been
a beacon of hope.Copy !req
296. In the darkest of times I've always said,
"What would the Justice League do?"Copy !req
297. I mean, it depends on your roster.
That Plastic Man is kind of different.Copy !req
298. But that doesn't matter.Copy !req
299. You guys have helped me. A lot.Copy !req
300. I might need one of those hankies, Batman.Copy !req
301. Well, I better get going.Copy !req
302. I hope we do some superheroing stuff
together soon.Copy !req
303. Wait.Copy !req
304. I call a Justice League meeting.Copy !req
305. Is a meeting necessary?Copy !req
306. We should be out finding these monsters.Copy !req
307. - I have their location via the Bat-tracer and...
- You know the rules, Batman.Copy !req
308. If one of us calls a meeting...Copy !req
309. Then we all must attend.Copy !req
310. Should I go or...?Copy !req
311. No. Stay right there.Copy !req
312. Krypto will keep you company.Copy !req
313. It's an ultrasonic whistle.Copy !req
314. One sec.Copy !req
315. A super dog.Copy !req
316. Hi, Krypto. Aren't you cute?Copy !req
317. Yes, you are. Yes, you are.Copy !req
318. I think we should let him join.Copy !req
319. The League?Copy !req
320. But we just met him.Copy !req
321. Not everyone is as reluctant to join the League
as you were, Batman.Copy !req
322. I like him. And not just because
he has a lightning bolt on his chest.Copy !req
323. Though that doesn't hurt.Copy !req
324. I'm with Flash.
There's something so innocent about him.Copy !req
325. Can't catch me. Can't catch me.Copy !req
326. Or juvenile.Copy !req
327. I say we take a vote.Copy !req
328. All in favor, raise your hand.Copy !req
329. Shazam, we have an offer for you.Copy !req
330. An offer?Copy !req
331. We'd like to invite you
to become a member of the Justice League.Copy !req
332. What?Copy !req
333. Is this for real?Copy !req
334. I... This isn't some hidden-camera show,
is it?Copy !req
335. There are 24 cameras in this room.Copy !req
336. None of which you could find,
even with Superman's abilities.Copy !req
337. No. This isn't a prank.Copy !req
338. The reality is
you fit all of our Justice League criteria.Copy !req
339. - You have superpowers. Fight for good.
- Check. Double check.Copy !req
340. And not a kid.Copy !req
341. Checkarooney.Copy !req
342. So, Shazam, what do you say?Copy !req
343. I will be the best Leaguer ever!Copy !req
344. I promise. Seriously, you'll never regret this.Copy !req
345. Shazam, the Justice League is more
than a well-tuned crime-fighting unit.Copy !req
346. It's a family.Copy !req
347. A family?Copy !req
348. And families are built on trust.Copy !req
349. Shazam, we think that you could be
a great addition to the team.Copy !req
350. But in order for us to fully trust you,
we need to know who you really are.Copy !req
351. Not the superhero, but you.Copy !req
352. My, uh...Copy !req
353. Oh, no.Copy !req
354. Don't worry. We'll go first.Copy !req
355. Well, except for Batman.Copy !req
356. He kind of gets an exception
because he's so grumpy.Copy !req
357. Ugh, I am not grumpy.Copy !req
358. Yeah, I don't know you.Copy !req
359. No idea.Copy !req
360. I mean, that's not even really a disguise.Copy !req
361. Well, sure it is.Copy !req
362. The star draws your view from my face.Copy !req
363. Not really.Copy !req
364. Clark Kent?Copy !req
365. Oh, wow!Copy !req
366. You did that amazing exposé
on building without instructions.Copy !req
367. That was fantastic.Copy !req
368. Oh, thanks.
I worked really hard on that piece.Copy !req
369. Oh, right.Copy !req
370. So are you ready to be part of the family?Copy !req
371. I... I...Copy !req
372. I can't.Copy !req
373. I'm sorry. I really am.Copy !req
374. I have to go.Copy !req
375. Just as I surmised.Copy !req
376. Shazam has something to hide,
and this proves he is not to be trusted.Copy !req
377. - But you hide everything. No, but I...
- Bat-exemption. Bat-exemption!Copy !req
378. Now, come on, we have monsters to catch.Copy !req
379. Wha...? Oh.Copy !req
380. Hmm. Mm.Copy !req
381. I can't believe
I didn't just join the Justice League.Copy !req
382. But if they knew that I was just a kid...Copy !req
383. - Whoa. Is that guy flying? Oh, man.
- Nice cape.Copy !req
384. I've never seen a superhero. Wow.Copy !req
385. Look, Mommy,
Superman got a new costume.Copy !req
386. Bye, Red Superman.Copy !req
387. Stay still!Copy !req
388. How did you even get in here,
you pesky beast?Copy !req
389. Oh, hello, Billy.Copy !req
390. How was your day?Copy !req
391. Oh, you know.Copy !req
392. It doesn't take a wizard
to know something's bothering you.Copy !req
393. But I'm a wizard, so maybe it does.Copy !req
394. Billy, you can tell me anything.Copy !req
395. I had this great day, you know?Copy !req
396. Fighting bad guys, meeting my heroes.Copy !req
397. But then...Copy !req
398. Then the Justice League wanted me
to join their team.Copy !req
399. That sounds wonderful.Copy !req
400. It was, except in order to join,
they said they needed to trust me.Copy !req
401. Which means I would have to reveal
my secret identity.Copy !req
402. And you were afraid they would reject you
when they found out you weren't an adult.Copy !req
403. Exactly.Copy !req
404. I know that in your heart
all you've ever wanted was a family, Billy.Copy !req
405. Somewhere to belong.Copy !req
406. I've tried to give you that place,
but my time is running out.Copy !req
407. Soon you'll need to find your own way.Copy !req
408. And you'll discover that being in a family
doesn't come without its own risks.Copy !req
409. Risks? Like what?Copy !req
410. Trust, my son.Copy !req
411. Trust to share a part of yourself with others,Copy !req
412. and hope that those you share it with
will accept it.Copy !req
413. You're talking about you
sharing the power of Zeus with me, right?Copy !req
414. The first guy you chose
to be the Wizard's champion?Copy !req
415. Well, I wouldn't say first.Copy !req
416. There was another.Copy !req
417. His name was Teth-Adam.Copy !req
418. Shazam!Copy !req
419. Shazam!Copy !req
420. But he would become Mighty Adam.Copy !req
421. He started out as the hero
I hoped he would be.Copy !req
422. But I was blind
not to see his growing ambition.Copy !req
423. Soon he was corrupted by his power
and turned to evil.Copy !req
424. He tried to enslave the world,Copy !req
425. but after a long and trying battle,
I defeated him.Copy !req
426. No!Copy !req
427. And thus he became Black Adam.Copy !req
428. What did you do?Copy !req
429. I locked him away
where he can never harm anyone again.Copy !req
430. The point is, Billy,Copy !req
431. that even I, the wise and powerful Wizard,
risked something,Copy !req
432. and continue to risk
by giving that power to you,Copy !req
433. my true champion.Copy !req
434. Aw, shucks.Copy !req
435. What is it?Copy !req
436. - The League?
- I sense a trap.Copy !req
437. Go.Copy !req
438. And remember, Billy,Copy !req
439. nothing creates trust
like helping those in need.Copy !req
440. Wisdom of Solomon?Copy !req
441. No. Common sense.Copy !req
442. Now go.Copy !req
443. There you are.Copy !req
444. Now just hold still...Copy !req
445. I hate moths.Copy !req
446. Fan out.Copy !req
447. No sign of anything out of the ordinary.Copy !req
448. Strange.Copy !req
449. The Bat-radar indicates
the tracer should be right...Copy !req
450. where that box is.Copy !req
451. Oh, I got it.Copy !req
452. No. It's a trap!Copy !req
453. Right as always, Batman.Copy !req
454. The Monster Society welcomes you.Copy !req
455. Is that a talking worm?Copy !req
456. I mean, come on, we fight worms now?Copy !req
457. I'm no mere worm, Flash.Copy !req
458. I'm the powerful, Mr. Mind,
the greatest villain in the galaxy.Copy !req
459. Wanted in over three quadrants of the universe
for my evil evilness.Copy !req
460. And now I can add
defeating the Justice LeagueCopy !req
461. to my accomplishments.Copy !req
462. Sivana, if you please.Copy !req
463. Huh?Copy !req
464. Though my powers
of mental persuasion are strong,Copy !req
465. I know they could never tame
the superheroic minds of the Justice League.Copy !req
466. Well, maybe the Flash.Copy !req
467. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
468. You'll never get away with this.Copy !req
469. I already have.Copy !req
470. The adult mind is hard to manipulate.Copy !req
471. But the mind of a child...Copy !req
472. Sivana, fans.Copy !req
473. Huh?Copy !req
474. Wha...?Copy !req
475. It worked.Copy !req
476. Of course it worked.Copy !req
477. Dr. Sivana is no slouch.Copy !req
478. I'm a kid?Copy !req
479. Well, I'll be butter churned in July.Copy !req
480. But I don't wanna be a kid.Copy !req
481. What are you talking about?
I don't feel any different.Copy !req
482. Turn us back, Sivana, this instant!Copy !req
483. Sivana can do nothing.Copy !req
484. And neither can you.Copy !req
485. So easy.Copy !req
486. I have all of you now.Copy !req
487. Wait. I don't see Batman.Copy !req
488. - He's gone.
- Go, my monsters.Copy !req
489. Find the Batman and bring him to me.Copy !req
490. And now, Junior Justice League,
are you ready to do my bidding?Copy !req
491. Well, as Pa used to say,
does a cow moo when you pull its udder?Copy !req
492. Wha...?Copy !req
493. I'll assume that's a "yes,"
so welcomeCopy !req
494. to the Monster Society of Evil!Copy !req
495. There.Copy !req
496. There is the false bat.Copy !req
497. Get him for the master!Copy !req
498. Uh-oh.Copy !req
499. Got you.Copy !req
500. Come out, Batsy. There's no place to go.Copy !req
501. Ha! Got you! Got you!Copy !req
502. Now you're stuck in Bat-glue.Copy !req
503. No place to go, Batman.Copy !req
504. Or should I say Batboy.Copy !req
505. Are you okay, kid? I saw those bad guysCopy !req
506. - and thought you might need help.
- I...Copy !req
507. I mean, I appreciate the amount of work
you put into your cosplay,Copy !req
508. but superheroing is kind of dangerous.Copy !req
509. - I...
- How about I drop you off to your mom?Copy !req
510. Maybe she'll take you out for a milkshake
or something.Copy !req
511. Those always cheer me up.Copy !req
512. I am Batman.Copy !req
513. Sheesh.Copy !req
514. Mr. Mind transformed us into childrenCopy !req
515. in order to control
our young, impressionable minds.Copy !req
516. But because I'm awesome,Copy !req
517. I was able to get away
before his powers affected me.Copy !req
518. Wow, you really are Batman.Copy !req
519. Duh.Copy !req
520. I guess that's a no on super-hearing.Copy !req
521. Okay, okay, digesting.Copy !req
522. Well, listen, Batman,Copy !req
523. how about you stay here
while I take care of...?Copy !req
524. No. Mr. Mind controls the monsters
and the preadolescent Justice League.Copy !req
525. There's a chance he can get you too.Copy !req
526. I don't want you jumping in there
and causing more trouble.Copy !req
527. But I can help.Copy !req
528. Yeah.Copy !req
529. I don't work with people I can't trust.Copy !req
530. And after your quick exit
at the Hall of Justice, I can't trust you.Copy !req
531. - What are you gonna do, then?
- It doesn't matter what I'm going to do.Copy !req
532. I'm Batman.Copy !req
533. And everything I do is incredible.Copy !req
534. The Batmobile?Copy !req
535. My diary is never gonna believe this.Copy !req
536. Well, okay.Copy !req
537. Good luck, Batman.Copy !req
538. I know there's no obstacle
you can't overcome.Copy !req
539. - I have complete faith in you. You're a real hero.
- Come on.Copy !req
540. Change of plan.Copy !req
541. Do you really wanna help?Copy !req
542. Uh.Copy !req
543. In my youthful state,
I'm unable to reach the pedals.Copy !req
544. So you'll need to drive.Copy !req
545. Drive?Copy !req
546. You can drive a stick, can't you?Copy !req
547. Okay, no.Copy !req
548. Okay, stop. Wait, nope.Copy !req
549. Not that one. Just...Copy !req
550. I thought you said you've done this.Copy !req
551. Of course I have. I'm an adult.Copy !req
552. Just a little rusty. Oh!Copy !req
553. Rusty?Copy !req
554. And why are you in third gear?Copy !req
555. Okay. Let's just stay off the freeway.Copy !req
556. Hello. Welcome.Copy !req
557. Have a great day.Copy !req
558. Well, what do we have here?Copy !req
559. It's not even Halloween,
but my, you look wonderful.Copy !req
560. What brings you in today?Copy !req
561. The master needs food
like a pig needs a pile of mud.Copy !req
562. Oh, isn't that nice.Copy !req
563. Brick-O's. My favorite.Copy !req
564. Looks like I have the last one.Copy !req
565. I'll take that.Copy !req
566. Thanks.Copy !req
567. - It looks like it's ripe.
- Huh?Copy !req
568. For the picking.Copy !req
569. Look what I found.Copy !req
570. Guess who's going to be
master's favorite now.Copy !req
571. As my ma used to say,Copy !req
572. you can't win a pig-kissing contest
without getting a little dirty.Copy !req
573. That doesn't even make sense.Copy !req
574. - Does too!
- Does not!Copy !req
575. - Does too!
- Does not! Infinity plus one!Copy !req
576. Ow! I'm telling the master!Copy !req
577. Have a nice day.Copy !req
578. Ugh. Gross.Copy !req
579. Oh, good. Mm, you're back.Copy !req
580. Just place the food anywhere.
I'll get to it eventually.Copy !req
581. I know it's me saying this,
but shouldn't you, I don't know, slow down?Copy !req
582. Eat. More.Copy !req
583. Faster.Copy !req
584. Slow down? No.Copy !req
585. If anything, I need to speed up.Copy !req
586. Peas? What are peas doing here?Copy !req
587. What's the rule?Copy !req
588. No peas, please.Copy !req
589. Exactly.Copy !req
590. Anything else is fine.Copy !req
591. Broccoli, arugula, whatever. Just no peas. Sheesh.Copy !req
592. Now go!Copy !req
593. Get me more.Copy !req
594. I must have more!Copy !req
595. Oh!Copy !req
596. Whoa. Wow.Copy !req
597. This place is amazing.Copy !req
598. I thought the Rock of Eternity was cool,
but this place...Copy !req
599. Rock of Eternity?Copy !req
600. Nexus of magic in another dimension.Copy !req
601. Uh, it's a long story.Copy !req
602. What are you doing?Copy !req
603. My Batcomputer
is the most sophisticated computerCopy !req
604. on the planet.
High-def, with over a billion megabrixels,Copy !req
605. state-of-the-art.Copy !req
606. It also streams Brickflix.Copy !req
607. And it has the ability
to find anyone at any time in the world.Copy !req
608. Pretty cool, huh?Copy !req
609. - Way cool.
- There.Copy !req
610. They're stealing food from everywhere.
We have to stop them.Copy !req
611. I have to stop them.Copy !req
612. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't trust me,
but, I mean, come on.Copy !req
613. I helped you with the monsters,
the Batmobile, sort of.Copy !req
614. I know it's hard to believe,
but I don't trust people very easily.Copy !req
615. No. That's not hard to believe at all.Copy !req
616. You live in a cave.Copy !req
617. In our line of work we have to be careful.Copy !req
618. I mean, what if you were a bad guy?Copy !req
619. I've already revealed too much to you.Copy !req
620. You're lucky I don't take you out right now.Copy !req
621. I could, you know. Because I'm Batman.Copy !req
622. And Batman is totally the best hero.Copy !req
623. Okay.Copy !req
624. Point is it pays to keep people at a distance
so you...Copy !req
625. Never get hurt.Copy !req
626. Hemingway once said,Copy !req
627. "The best way to find out
if you can trust someoneCopy !req
628. is to trust them."Copy !req
629. Fine.Copy !req
630. Shazam!Copy !req
631. Huh?Copy !req
632. Billy Batson?Copy !req
633. Hey.Copy !req
634. I don't understand.Copy !req
635. How did you...?Copy !req
636. It all started when I helped you
during that Two-Face situation.Copy !req
637. Oh, no.Copy !req
638. Which one? Which one?Copy !req
639. The red wire, Billy.Copy !req
640. I didn't know who the voice belonged to.Copy !req
641. I just knew it saved our lives.Copy !req
642. After that, I went about my usual routine.Copy !req
643. Well, Billy, that's the last of the money
you got from recycling.Copy !req
644. Hope this sandwich is worth it,
because I'm starving.Copy !req
645. Spare some food?Copy !req
646. Have a great day.Copy !req
647. You're a nice boy, Billy Batson.Copy !req
648. Hey. How do you know my name?Copy !req
649. That wasn't the only weird thing
that happened to me over the next couple days.Copy !req
650. Excuse me, ma'am. Let me give you a hand.Copy !req
651. You're a nice boy, Billy Batson.Copy !req
652. I just kept running
into the strangest people.Copy !req
653. Hey, mister.Copy !req
654. You dropped this.Copy !req
655. - Huh?
- You're a nice boy.Copy !req
656. Here. For your trouble.Copy !req
657. Free subway token?Copy !req
658. Thanks, mister.Copy !req
659. Little did I know, that small token
would lead me on an incredible journey.Copy !req
660. Billy Batson,
you have been found worthy.Copy !req
661. That voice.Copy !req
662. Climb aboard
for the adventure of a lifetime.Copy !req
663. What is this place?Copy !req
664. "The seven deadly enemies of man." Whoa.Copy !req
665. What a scary bunch.Copy !req
666. - Billy Batson.
- Huh?Copy !req
667. I've been expecting you.Copy !req
668. You. That old man I gave the food to.Copy !req
669. That woman I helped across the street
and that guy I returned his money to.Copy !req
670. - They were all you.
- Yes.Copy !req
671. I did that to test you, Billy.Copy !req
672. Test me? Test me for what?Copy !req
673. To see if you're worthy of great power.Copy !req
674. And you are, Billy.Copy !req
675. Never have I seen a heart so pure.Copy !req
676. The world is a dangerous place.Copy !req
677. It needs heroes.Copy !req
678. Heroes like you.Copy !req
679. All you need to do is say my name.Copy !req
680. Your name?Copy !req
681. Shazam!Copy !req
682. Shazam?Copy !req
683. No, no, no.Copy !req
684. You can't just say it timidly.Copy !req
685. Otherwise, how would you ever
introduce yourself to people?Copy !req
686. That'd be ridiculous.Copy !req
687. Say it with meaning.Copy !req
688. With purpose!Copy !req
689. Shazam!Copy !req
690. After getting the power of Shazam,
I went to work,Copy !req
691. helping the city as best I could.Copy !req
692. It was awesome.Copy !req
693. Not just because
I had these incredible powers,Copy !req
694. but, you know, because I was a grown-up.Copy !req
695. Sorry, kid.Copy !req
696. Maybe next time.Copy !req
697. Next!Copy !req
698. - Whoa.
- One, please.Copy !req
699. Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!Copy !req
700. But even with all that power...Copy !req
701. it didn't really matter.Copy !req
702. I just wanted to belong.Copy !req
703. To not be alone.Copy !req
704. You wouldn't understand.Copy !req
705. You're the Batman.Copy !req
706. You've got friends, a family.Copy !req
707. But being a kid, an orphan, it's the worst.Copy !req
708. I totally understand
if you don't wanna work with meCopy !req
709. now that you know.Copy !req
710. Uh, I'm sorry, I know this is supposed to be,
like, an important moment,Copy !req
711. but I don't really recognize you.Copy !req
712. Maybe in your adult form?Copy !req
713. I'm Bruce Wayne.Copy !req
714. Bruce Wayne?Copy !req
715. Like the Bruce Wayne?Copy !req
716. Billionaire Bruce Wayne?Copy !req
717. The Bruce Wayne
with all those super-expensive sports cars?Copy !req
718. The Bruce Wayne with a private jet
that has its own arcade in it?Copy !req
719. Holy moly!Copy !req
720. What's that like?Copy !req
721. It's okay.Copy !req
722. I mean, I only have like 500 games on board.
No big whoop.Copy !req
723. Awesome.Copy !req
724. Listen, Billy.Copy !req
725. When I was a kid about your age,
I lost my parents too.Copy !req
726. So I know what it is to be alone.Copy !req
727. I took that fear and loneliness
and decided to do something good with it,Copy !req
728. just like you're doing.Copy !req
729. Be proud of who you are, Billy.Copy !req
730. Kids can be heroes too.Copy !req
731. My three former Robins
are a testament to that.Copy !req
732. What you did, that's brave.Copy !req
733. Showing me who you really are, that's trust.Copy !req
734. I don't know what the others would say,
but you're all right with me.Copy !req
735. Now, back to business.Copy !req
736. We have to figure outCopy !req
737. why the Justice League is gathering
all that foodCopy !req
738. and how to stop that telepathic tyrant
Mr. Mind.Copy !req
739. Speaking of food, I'm starving.Copy !req
740. Ooh, me too.Copy !req
741. Hey, wanna see something cool?Copy !req
742. Alfred, could I get two glasses of milk
and cookies?Copy !req
743. And not the oatmeal kind.Copy !req
744. Maybe, ooh,
something with chocolate chips in it?Copy !req
745. As you wish, Master Damian.Copy !req
746. Uh, Damian? I'm...Copy !req
747. Oh, yes. Faster, old man.Copy !req
748. Old man...?Copy !req
749. You have your own butler?Copy !req
750. Not bad, right?Copy !req
751. He'll make me whatever I want.Copy !req
752. Unless I make him mad,
which happens more than...Copy !req
753. Wait a minute. That's it.Copy !req
754. Mr. Mind said that in order to control us,Copy !req
755. he had to make sure
our minds were young and impressionable.Copy !req
756. But that also means he has limits.Copy !req
757. And if I'm right, which I always am,Copy !req
758. the more active the brains of our friends are,
the more difficult they are to control.Copy !req
759. So we have to make them angry or stressed,
and that will break his hold on them.Copy !req
760. Exactly. Once the hold is broken,Copy !req
761. we toss one of these disrupters onto them
and presto!Copy !req
762. No more mind control.Copy !req
763. Got it.Copy !req
764. And, Shazam?Copy !req
765. Good luck.Copy !req
766. The most powerful ring in the galaxy,Copy !req
767. and here I am
trawling the ocean for stinky fish?Copy !req
768. Say, that ring is pretty cool.Copy !req
769. Oh, hey.Copy !req
770. Yeah. It can make anything I can think of.Copy !req
771. - Really?
- Really.Copy !req
772. Even, I don't know, a boat?Copy !req
773. Please.Copy !req
774. Wow.Copy !req
775. What about a whale?Copy !req
776. Like I told you, anything.Copy !req
777. Not bad.Copy !req
778. So you can make anything?Copy !req
779. A jet?Copy !req
780. Two jets?Copy !req
781. What about a dog piloting a jetCopy !req
782. while drinking a shake
and wearing sunglassesCopy !req
783. while wearing a large hat?Copy !req
784. And barking out the ABCs?Copy !req
785. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
786. Oh, also, a knight in shining armor
with a sword,Copy !req
787. riding a bicycle, handcuffed to a T. rex,
standing behind a podium...Copy !req
788. - Slow down.
- ... on top of an armored car.Copy !req
789. Oh, and can you get a sports car
in there too?Copy !req
790. Anything else?Copy !req
791. Just this.Copy !req
792. One down.Copy !req
793. Mm, prime rib.Copy !req
794. Mr. Mind is totes gonna love this.Copy !req
795. Ah. Wonder Woman.Copy !req
796. I see you're still flying
that invisible clunker?Copy !req
797. Clunker?Copy !req
798. Why, you...Copy !req
799. My mom gave me this jet.Copy !req
800. It can run circles
around your rodent mobile.Copy !req
801. No. No, it can't.Copy !req
802. Can too.Copy !req
803. Can not.Copy !req
804. - Can too!
- Can not!Copy !req
805. Can too!Copy !req
806. Prove it, then!Copy !req
807. First one to the end of the canyon wins.Copy !req
808. You're on.Copy !req
809. Looks like there's only room for one of us,
hotshot.Copy !req
810. Ha! That did it.Copy !req
811. Huh?Copy !req
812. No way.Copy !req
813. I totally would have won
if I'd had a more aerodynamic cow.Copy !req
814. You never did like to lose.Copy !req
815. Just wait till I get my hands on you.Copy !req
816. Now, now, Wonder Woman.
No one likes a sore loser.Copy !req
817. Two down.Copy !req
818. Woo-hoo! Pardon me.
Flash coming through.Copy !req
819. Wow. That's quite a pile of food
you have there.Copy !req
820. Yeah. So?Copy !req
821. Well, I mean, uh,
how are you gonna get it all to your master?Copy !req
822. I'll just run it over to him, duh.Copy !req
823. Oh, just, uh, one by one, then?Copy !req
824. Mm-hm.Copy !req
825. Huh. I just thought, because you're so fast,Copy !req
826. you could do something
a bit, I don't know, flashier.Copy !req
827. Hey, I can be flashy.Copy !req
828. Oh, I'm sure you can.Copy !req
829. Superman said he could do it faster,Copy !req
830. but, I mean, you know,
what does he know, right?Copy !req
831. Superman said that? Ooh.Copy !req
832. After all the times I've beat him in a race.Copy !req
833. Whatevs. I'll show him.Copy !req
834. - You better step back.
- Oh.Copy !req
835. Sure.Copy !req
836. See? Nothing to it.Copy !req
837. Hmm.Copy !req
838. That the best you can do?Copy !req
839. No.Copy !req
840. Watch this!Copy !req
841. Where am I?Copy !req
842. Mm. Nice.Copy !req
843. Master's gonna love this Kent Farms corn.Copy !req
844. Superman! Save me!Copy !req
845. Oh, hi, Clark.Copy !req
846. Well, I'll be a tadpole on a lily pad.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
847. I've come to help you.Copy !req
848. Help me? I'm Superman.Copy !req
849. You're the one that's gonna need help.Copy !req
850. Somebody needs a nap.Copy !req
851. You know I have x-ray vision, right?Copy !req
852. Who's the hide-and-seek champ now?Copy !req
853. More like chump.Copy !req
854. A Boy Scout like you is no real threat
to an awesome superhero like Batman.Copy !req
855. I hear a lot of gums flapping...Copy !req
856. but not a lot of wind.Copy !req
857. You may have muscles, Clarky,
but when it comes to strategy or planning, you...Copy !req
858. You're just lucky I'm pulling my punches.Copy !req
859. Ooh. I'm shaking in my Bat-boots.Copy !req
860. You're not even wearing any boots!Copy !req
861. - Ha!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
862. You got any more insults now, dingbat?Copy !req
863. Just one.Copy !req
864. I liked you better
when you wore your underwear...Copy !req
865. on the outside.Copy !req
866. Huh?Copy !req
867. Oh, boy.Copy !req
868. I'm glad to see everyone back to normal.Copy !req
869. Well, relatively.Copy !req
870. Can we, like, get this over with
so I can go back to being an adult?Copy !req
871. Being a kid is the worst.Copy !req
872. Huh. I haven't really noticed a difference at all.Copy !req
873. That's because you've always been a kid,
but I'm dying.Copy !req
874. The mood swings, the hunger pains.Copy !req
875. How can you even trust kids at all?Copy !req
876. All these hormones, no life experience.Copy !req
877. I feel like I'm going to cry
at any given moment.Copy !req
878. Hey. Being a kid isn't that bad.Copy !req
879. Kids. Back to business.Copy !req
880. What we know:Copy !req
881. Mr. Mind has been hoarding
a massive amount of foodCopy !req
882. here at this warehouse.Copy !req
883. The League will take myself and Shazam
as pretend prisonersCopy !req
884. in order to get into the base.Copy !req
885. Once we're in his inner sanctum,Copy !req
886. we'll use these mental dampeners
to protect us from Mr. Mind's controlCopy !req
887. and stop this Monster Society of Evil
once and for all.Copy !req
888. That door does open, you know.Copy !req
889. No food?Copy !req
890. Why did you come back empty-handed?Copy !req
891. We brought something better than food,
Jeepers.Copy !req
892. We brought prisoners.Copy !req
893. That's right. Batman is here.Copy !req
894. You better take me to Mr. Mind right now.Copy !req
895. Please.Copy !req
896. We don't take orders from you.Copy !req
897. No one can see the master right now.Copy !req
898. Children, leave the prisoners
and continue gathering food.Copy !req
899. Uh, Batman? What's plan B?Copy !req
900. Well? What are you waiting for?Copy !req
901. Batman?Copy !req
902. Uh, sorry. At this age,
I wasn't all that good at thinking ahead.Copy !req
903. Traitors! Get them!Copy !req
904. Jig's up. Attack! Now!Copy !req
905. Excuse me.Copy !req
906. Gee, for a doll,
why'd you have to be such a...Copy !req
907. you know, dummy?Copy !req
908. Let go, impostor!Copy !req
909. Impostor? I called this name first!Copy !req
910. Kryptonian, I've defeated your kind before.Copy !req
911. You're no match for Oom!Copy !req
912. This would be beneath adult Superman.Copy !req
913. Me? Not so much.Copy !req
914. Come on, it's not funny!Copy !req
915. I didn't wanna leave the swamp, you know?Copy !req
916. But he didn't care.Copy !req
917. No one understands me.Copy !req
918. It's over, Sivana.Copy !req
919. I hope so.Copy !req
920. I'm tired of being mind-controlled.Copy !req
921. We all are.Copy !req
922. All I want to do is go homeCopy !req
923. and work on my own plans
for world domination.Copy !req
924. Great.Copy !req
925. I mean, good. Not good...Copy !req
926. It's good that you wanna stop.Copy !req
927. But now... Ugh.Copy !req
928. Where is Mr. Mind?Copy !req
929. He's there.Copy !req
930. - What do you think we'll find in there?
- Whatever it is, we'll face it together.Copy !req
931. By Hades' heatstroke!Copy !req
932. What is that?Copy !req
933. It appears to be some sort
of chrysalis.Copy !req
934. Everyone knows
it's pronounced "chrysalis."Copy !req
935. Can we just call it a cocoon?Copy !req
936. Well, whatever we're calling it, what's it for?Copy !req
937. For Mr. Mind.Copy !req
938. Uh, guys? I think we need to get out of here.Copy !req
939. Now!Copy !req
940. Seconded.Copy !req
941. Whoa!Copy !req
942. We're gonna need some serious mothballs.Copy !req
943. We can do this, team.Copy !req
944. Let's get him!Copy !req
945. Fools!Copy !req
946. You have served your purpose.Copy !req
947. You gathered the sustenance I needed
to complete my transformation.Copy !req
948. Now nothing on Earth can stop meCopy !req
949. from ruling over you small-minded mortals!Copy !req
950. Nothing on Earth.Copy !req
951. That's it.Copy !req
952. Follow me!Copy !req
953. You won't get away from me
that easily, Junior League!Copy !req
954. Whatever it is you're hoping to do, Shazam,
do it fast.Copy !req
955. Follow them. Follow.Copy !req
956. He's coming!Copy !req
957. Hold on!Copy !req
958. Oh, this ride better end quick.Copy !req
959. Is this supposed to slow down?Copy !req
960. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
961. Follow!Copy !req
962. The wizard who gave me my powers
lives here.Copy !req
963. He'll know what to do. Come on.Copy !req
964. Do you see
the power of Eternity?Copy !req
965. Yes. The power.Copy !req
966. I must have it.Copy !req
967. Wizard! Wizard!Copy !req
968. What? Who? Oh.
Billy. It's good to see you.Copy !req
969. - Billy?
- Uh...Copy !req
970. I said "silly."Copy !req
971. Silly Shazam, so good of you to come.Copy !req
972. And you brought some young friends
to trick-or-treat at the Rock of Eternity.Copy !req
973. Lovely costumes.Copy !req
974. The star on that tiara really draws your eyes
away from your face.Copy !req
975. Told you, guys.Copy !req
976. I think I have some candy corn in the back.Copy !req
977. - Wizard?
- But that was a hundred years ago.Copy !req
978. - Uh, Wizard?
- Does candy corn go bad?Copy !req
979. Ugh. No. Wizard, this is the Justice League.Copy !req
980. They've been transformed
by a malevolent wormCopy !req
981. that just transformed into a giant mothCopy !req
982. who is floating around outside
waiting to destroy us.Copy !req
983. A giant moth?Copy !req
984. I hate moths.Copy !req
985. Mm! This building, it tastes...Copy !req
986. Mm! It tastes like eternity!Copy !req
987. Yes. More.Copy !req
988. More!Copy !req
989. The power! It's intoxicating!Copy !req
990. What is happening?Copy !req
991. That giant moth
is feeding off the Rock of Eternity!Copy !req
992. This place is the nexus
of limitless magical power.Copy !req
993. If he eats much more,
he may be unstoppable.Copy !req
994. Not to mention...Copy !req
995. Oh, no.Copy !req
996. What is it?Copy !req
997. Hurry!Copy !req
998. The more the rock is destroyed,Copy !req
999. the more it weakens the defenses
of the building.Copy !req
1000. Shazam,
if what is inside this prison is released,Copy !req
1001. an unspeakable terror
will be unleashed upon us all.Copy !req
1002. You must use the power of Zeus.Copy !req
1003. And together you can defeat this evil.Copy !req
1004. The power of Zeus?Copy !req
1005. But I don't know what that is.Copy !req
1006. You must completely trust them.Copy !req
1007. You have to be willing to let them see you
as you really are.Copy !req
1008. Yes. Yes, that's great,
but can you just be more specifi...?Copy !req
1009. Oh! Free!Copy !req
1010. Free!Copy !req
1011. By Poseidon's pits! Who is that?Copy !req
1012. I am Black Adam.Copy !req
1013. Earth's mightiest mortal.Copy !req
1014. Holy moly.Copy !req
1015. The power of Eternity! It is mine!Copy !req
1016. - Ah, my unwitting pawn.
- You?Copy !req
1017. The voice. The voice inside my head.Copy !req
1018. But how?Copy !req
1019. Centuries of isolation strengthens the mind.Copy !req
1020. I just needed to harness my powersCopy !req
1021. and use the Rock of Eternity as an antenna
to find a weak-minded beingCopy !req
1022. that would be open to suggestion.Copy !req
1023. Weak mind?Copy !req
1024. I'm Mr. Mind, and now I'm all-powerful.Copy !req
1025. Let me show you power, worm!Copy !req
1026. Shazam!Copy !req
1027. Oh. Oh, dear.Copy !req
1028. Oh, no.Copy !req
1029. Oh. This doesn't look good at all. Huh?Copy !req
1030. Shazam!Copy !req
1031. His costume. He looks just like you.Copy !req
1032. Who is he?Copy !req
1033. The Wizard's first champion.Copy !req
1034. Evidently, he went crazy
and took over the world.Copy !req
1035. We're in trouble.Copy !req
1036. Must go faster, must go...Copy !req
1037. Oh!Copy !req
1038. Hello.Copy !req
1039. Perhaps we could comeCopy !req
1040. to some sort of arrangement!Copy !req
1041. Wizard.Copy !req
1042. It is time we finished this.Copy !req
1043. If you want the Wizard,
you'll have to get through me.Copy !req
1044. You'll have to get through all of us.Copy !req
1045. Sorry, kids.Copy !req
1046. You need to be this high to fight me.Copy !req
1047. Aw, man.Copy !req
1048. He's joking, Flash.Copy !req
1049. Oh. I knew that.Copy !req
1050. What I'm not joking about is your doom!Copy !req
1051. Hyah!Copy !req
1052. Oh! Hey! Let go of me!Copy !req
1053. - I'm Batman!
- Hey! Hands off!Copy !req
1054. Yeah. Hands off the cape. This is silk.Copy !req
1055. Leave my friends alone!Copy !req
1056. You.Copy !req
1057. So the Wizard found a new errand boy.Copy !req
1058. Come. Come show me what you have.Copy !req
1059. You amateur.Copy !req
1060. You're making this too easy.Copy !req
1061. Pathetic.Copy !req
1062. You're not capable of wielding the power
that that suit represents.Copy !req
1063. You're nothing but a boy.Copy !req
1064. Say good night.Copy !req
1065. Forever.Copy !req
1066. Stop!Copy !req
1067. This is between us, Adam.Copy !req
1068. - Leave the boy alone.
- Heh.Copy !req
1069. Fine.Copy !req
1070. Got him.Copy !req
1071. Thanks, Wonder Woman.Copy !req
1072. All right, League.
It's time to stop this madman once and for all.Copy !req
1073. But how?Copy !req
1074. He's more powerful than we are,
especially as kids.Copy !req
1075. We have to try.Copy !req
1076. We can't leave the Wizard to face him alone.Copy !req
1077. Agreed.Copy !req
1078. Come on, guys.Copy !req
1079. It's some kind of energy field.Copy !req
1080. Wizard!Copy !req
1081. Billy, you mustn't interfere.Copy !req
1082. I will hold Black Adam off as long as I can.Copy !req
1083. I've created a portal back to Earth.Copy !req
1084. Go! Now!Copy !req
1085. I'm not leaving you.Copy !req
1086. Never mind about me.Copy !req
1087. Black Adam is too dangerous for you
and the others to face right now.Copy !req
1088. But what about you?Copy !req
1089. You must go now.Copy !req
1090. If I don't stop him,
you will be the last line of defense.Copy !req
1091. Remember,Copy !req
1092. the power of Zeus.Copy !req
1093. Wizard!Copy !req
1094. Your time is finally up, Wizard.Copy !req
1095. No!Copy !req
1096. I'm coming for you, Shazam!Copy !req
1097. - Oh, no.
- No, no, no!Copy !req
1098. I'm coming for all of you!Copy !req
1099. Let's go home.Copy !req
1100. I've got a plan.Copy !req
1101. When I was first turned into a child,
I found our vehicles were ineffectiveCopy !req
1102. because of our height.Copy !req
1103. In fact, Shazam had to drive the Batmobile.Copy !req
1104. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You got to drive the Batmobile?Copy !req
1105. - Are you kidding me?
- Oh, sweet.Copy !req
1106. Yeah. It's definitely stick shift.Copy !req
1107. For our vehicles to be effective,
they need to be our size.Copy !req
1108. It's time to build something new.Copy !req
1109. Well, butter my bricks
and call me a biscuit.Copy !req
1110. These look amazing!Copy !req
1111. The Trouble Alert!Copy !req
1112. Lois Lane reporting liveCopy !req
1113. from the League of Nations building
in Metropolis,Copy !req
1114. where a man has appeared
floating down through the air.Copy !req
1115. He's hovering
toward the main assembly now.Copy !req
1116. Maybe there's a new hero in town.Copy !req
1117. Nope. Not a hero.Copy !req
1118. Definitely not a hero.Copy !req
1119. Black Adam is here.Copy !req
1120. And I thought I was fast. Sheesh.Copy !req
1121. What now?Copy !req
1122. Now we do what we were born to do.Copy !req
1123. We save the day.Copy !req
1124. Nothing on Earth can stop this party. Whoo!Copy !req
1125. Hey! Yeah!Copy !req
1126. - What is this?
- Did anyone else?Copy !req
1127. I have a bad feeling.Copy !req
1128. Maybe he's here
to install the disco light.Copy !req
1129. Not likely. I know.Copy !req
1130. Excuse me.
You can't just barge in here and ruin our party.Copy !req
1131. Party over.Copy !req
1132. People of...Copy !req
1133. Sorry.Copy !req
1134. People of Earth!Copy !req
1135. I, Black Adam, am your rightful ruler.Copy !req
1136. You will obey me without question.Copy !req
1137. Those who don't
will be crushed beneath my...Copy !req
1138. feet?Copy !req
1139. What?Copy !req
1140. Who dares?Copy !req
1141. The Justice League, that's who.Copy !req
1142. Execute Plan Play-Time.Copy !req
1143. Foolish children.Copy !req
1144. Your games won't stop me.Copy !req
1145. You must think you're pretty slick.Copy !req
1146. What?Copy !req
1147. Need help getting cleaned up?Copy !req
1148. How about the spin cycle?Copy !req
1149. Tag! You're it!Copy !req
1150. Batter up!Copy !req
1151. All right, Flash, let's wrap this up!Copy !req
1152. What kind of games are these, children?Copy !req
1153. The kind you lose.Copy !req
1154. Now, princess!Copy !req
1155. Enough!Copy !req
1156. Not quite.Copy !req
1157. Every game should end
with a little fireworks.Copy !req
1158. - Did we do it?
- We must have.Copy !req
1159. He's flatter than a flapjack on the griddle.Copy !req
1160. Kneel before me!Copy !req
1161. Kneel before the great Black Adam!Copy !req
1162. What?Copy !req
1163. Say, leave the kid alone!Copy !req
1164. You are a horrible human being.Copy !req
1165. Pick on somebody your own size.Copy !req
1166. Get out of here!Copy !req
1167. - Stop it! I am Black Adam!
- Leave us alone!Copy !req
1168. We know.Copy !req
1169. I am all-powerful!Copy !req
1170. We know!Copy !req
1171. We'd never bow to the likes of you!Copy !req
1172. Boo!Copy !req
1173. - Coward!
- Get away from them!Copy !req
1174. - Come on!
- What now?Copy !req
1175. We need like three more Shazams
to even put a dent in that guy.Copy !req
1176. Three more.Copy !req
1177. Shazam!Copy !req
1178. Shazam!Copy !req
1179. Remember,Copy !req
1180. the power of Zeus.Copy !req
1181. The power of Zeus.Copy !req
1182. Guys, I know what I have to do.Copy !req
1183. But to do it,
I have to show you who I really am.Copy !req
1184. Remember, Shazam,
the only way to trust someone is to trust them.Copy !req
1185. This might tickle.Copy !req
1186. Shazam!Copy !req
1187. This is amazing.Copy !req
1188. We're adults again.Copy !req
1189. I feel...Copy !req
1190. More powerful than a locomotive.Copy !req
1191. Way more powerful.Copy !req
1192. Hi.Copy !req
1193. I'm Billy Batson.Copy !req
1194. You're a...Copy !req
1195. Kid.Copy !req
1196. Now you know why I didn't wanna tell you.Copy !req
1197. I didn't want you to think less of me.Copy !req
1198. Billy, being a hero isn't about your age
or having flashy superpowers.Copy !req
1199. Part of being a hero
is trying to make the world a better place,Copy !req
1200. no matter what age you are.Copy !req
1201. Yeah. That and an awesome costume.Copy !req
1202. By the way, why didn't my costume change?Copy !req
1203. You've already got a lightning bolt.Copy !req
1204. Billy, you're gonna make one incredible member
of the Justice League.Copy !req
1205. Sentimental fools!Copy !req
1206. Even by using the power of Zeus,
you will not defeat me!Copy !req
1207. I am Black Ada...Copy !req
1208. As my ma used to say,Copy !req
1209. there's nothing worse than a rooster
that hollers before sunrise.Copy !req
1210. Well, Terrance, your mother and I
are both schoolteachers,Copy !req
1211. so I hope you like studying every day.Copy !req
1212. Oh, and we almost never eat
at those fun fast-food burger places.Copy !req
1213. Your father makes wonderful salads.Copy !req
1214. And we have a rule.Copy !req
1215. No more than 20 minutes of TV a day.Copy !req
1216. You're safe here, folks.Copy !req
1217. And remember, there's no better insurance
than a safe driver.Copy !req
1218. Billy?Copy !req
1219. Billy. You have to help me.Copy !req
1220. Hey, Terrance. What's up?Copy !req
1221. My new family.Copy !req
1222. I have to do homework, eat my vegetables...Copy !req
1223. There's even a time limit
on how much I can watch TV.Copy !req
1224. Maybe we should get out of the city
right now.Copy !req
1225. Let's go to your mom's.Copy !req
1226. Terrance can help her clean up the basement
and organize her coin collection.Copy !req
1227. - You're gonna love it, buddy.
- No!Copy !req
1228. I'm really happy for you, Terrance!Copy !req
1229. Woo-hoo! Pardon me.Copy !req
1230. Hyah!Copy !req
1231. Shazam!Copy !req
1232. We're back!Copy !req
1233. Oh, man.Copy !req
1234. If I had to hear one more of Superman's
farm sayings, I might have quit the League.Copy !req
1235. - That's for sure. Yeah.
- You can say that again. But don't.Copy !req
1236. Yes, yes. I couldn't agree more.Copy !req
1237. They're not that bad.Copy !req
1238. What did you do?Copy !req
1239. No.Copy !req
1240. No!Copy !req
1241. The powers are mine!Copy !req
1242. Shazam!Copy !req
1243. Shazam.Copy !req
1244. Shazam!Copy !req
1245. Shazam!Copy !req
1246. Zam! Zam! Zam!Copy !req
1247. Looks like I might have hijacked your magic.Copy !req
1248. Sorry, not sorry.Copy !req
1249. I'll get you, Shazam!Copy !req
1250. Once I have my powers back,
you will be destro...Copy !req
1251. Destroyed!Copy !req
1252. Well, Shazam, you did it.Copy !req
1253. No. We did it.Copy !req
1254. But how did you know
the lightning would take away his powers?Copy !req
1255. Or change us back to adults?Copy !req
1256. Well, let's just say...Copy !req
1257. I had a hunch.Copy !req
1258. Hmm.Copy !req
1259. So now that we beat the bad guy
and everything's back to normal,Copy !req
1260. how should we celebrate?Copy !req
1261. I know just the thing.Copy !req
1262. Remember how I told you
that Bat-computer could find anyone anywhere?Copy !req
1263. After you revealed your identity to me,Copy !req
1264. I had it search for any living relatives
you might have.Copy !req
1265. You have two.Copy !req
1266. Your uncle and...Copy !req
1267. Billy?Copy !req
1268. My sister.Copy !req
1269. Billy!Copy !req
1270. I'm Mary.Copy !req
1271. And this is our Uncle Dudley.Copy !req
1272. Hello, Billy.Copy !req
1273. That's what I'd call a happy ending.Copy !req
1274. I'm okay.Copy !req
1275. All I have to do is find that Zalvaxian warlordCopy !req
1276. and I'll be knee-deep in Targven Moolag
from now until next week.Copy !req
1277. What is this?Copy !req
1278. Let go!Copy !req
1279. Well, what do we have here?Copy !req
1280. What's your name, little fella?Copy !req
1281. Mind. Mr. Mind.Copy !req
1282. The greatest villain in the galaxy.Copy !req
1283. Wanted in over three quadrants of the universe
for my evil evilness.Copy !req
1284. Wanted, eh?Copy !req
1285. - This day just keeps getting better.
- Huh?Copy !req
1286. Oh, my.Copy !req