Now a rising young lawyer, Elle Woods is about to make partner at her firm, but when she finds out her dog's relatives are being used as cosmetic test subjects, she heads to Washington D.C. to fight for animal rights.......
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2. Look, her first high-end retail
shopping experience.
3. Her nanny tried
to take her to Baby Gap...
4. but she'd just cry and cry.
5. She was a professional shopper
at age three.
6. Oh, wow!
7. Remember when she was on
the cover of "Seventeen"?
8. She had so much potential
back then.
9. Look at her. She could have been
a Playmate by now.
10. Hello! She's a lawyer.
11. - That's way better.
- Why?
12. There she is!
13. You always said she has
the perfect shaped head...
14. for a tiara!
15. Look at that slime dog!
16. It was so nice of you to make
this for Elle's wedding shower.
17. I can't scrapbook worth a damn.
18. I took a class on it
at community college.
19. - She got a "B."
- Plus!
20. The day she passed her LSAT!
21. I swallowed
some of that Silly String.
22. It wouldn't be the first time.
23. Look at that.
Her first day at Harvard.
24. Unbelievable. Awesome.
25. The Bend and Snap!
26. I love that.
I did it last night naked.
27. - You did not.
- Yes. I busted a window.
28. Oh, my God, there's
Bruiser's first highlights.
29. Is this the key to
her first office at the firm?
30. Remember that Caribbean decor?
It was genius.
31. Look, there she is
with Congresswoman Rudd...
32. when they started the Harvard
alumni women's event.
33. - Yeah.
- That's two kick-ass women.
34. I like them. I really like them.
35. The first day they met!
Emmett loves her already.
36. You can see it in his eyes.
37. Emmett and Elle.
38. They're truly Romeo and Juliet
without the dying.
39. Paulette?
40. Oh, my God!
Girls, I think it's her.
41. - Quick! Lights out!
- OK!
42. Paulette?
43. I thought we were supposed
to be at the movies by 9:00.
44. Surprise!
45. We got her!
46. Oh, my God! Margot, Serena,
I cannot believe...
47. you guys flew
all the way here!
48. - No biggie.
- On the contrary.
49. It's a huge biggie.
Thank you.
50. You guys are the best.
51. Speaking of biggies,
can we see your ring again?
52. Not your Delta Nu ring, Elle.
53. You mean, this one?
54. Clarity between F.L. And V.V.S.
Nice girdle diameter.
55. Cut impeccable.
It's a keeper.
56. Thanks!
57. Oh, my gosh, it's from Emmett!
58. That's me and Emmett
on Fenway baseball field.
59. It's his favorite place
in the whole world.
60. I love snow globes.
61. I can hear the ocean.
62. Listen, honey,
you're a full-time bride now...
63. so you'll need
a whole new wardrobe.
64. I'm not quitting my job,
you guys.
65. Do you guys remember
that feeling we used to get...
66. during a really intense
Spinning class?
67. That we feel so truly amazing
about ourselves?
68. That's how I feel
being a lawyer. I love it.
69. I have this huge
annual review coming up...
70. so keep 'em crossed, girls.
71. Crossed!
72. Congratulations, you did it.
73. With three wrong answers,
you've managed to undermine...
74. the entire foundation upon which
our legal system's built.
75. And by the way...
76. it only took me
two wrong answers.
77. Sweetie, you customized my ring?
Again?
78. Emmett, you are never
going to believe my news!
79. - What?
- Fenway Park!
80. You, me, two rings, and
one recently ordained umpire...
81. right on the entry field!
82. Infield.
What are you talking about?
83. It turns out the starting
pitcher for the Red Sox...
84. has an unfortunate
unibrow problem.
85. He goes to Nadia, my waxer...
86. so the team pulled some strings
with the site manager...
87. and we're getting married
at Fenway!
88. Are you serious?
89. Are you sure
this is what you want to do?
90. I can married anywhere
and it wouldn't matter.
91. That's a lie.
92. I'm getting married
under the Green Monster!
93. Yes!
94. And in just
three months and four days!
95. Emmett, we have so much
to talk about.
96. I want everybody
who matters to us to be there.
97. Oh, my God! I almost forgot!
98. You want me to what?
99. You want me to what?
100. A biological
birth parent search.
101. For your dog.
102. For my Chihuahua-American
Bruiser Woods.
103. I found him abandoned years ago.
104. Miss, I'm the highest-paid,
most sought after...
105. private investigator
in the greater Boston area.
106. That's precisely why
we came to you, Detective.
107. It is absolutely vital that
we find Bruiser's mother pronto.
108. His father might be
more difficult. You know dogs.
109. May I ask why?
110. Of course.
"Martha Stewart Weddings"...
111. recommends a 4 to 6-week
window for RSVPs...
112. and I can't send the invitation
without an address.
113. And the sooner I get started on
the calligraphy the better.
114. You want to send an invitation
to your wedding...
115. to your dog's mother.
And you're serious?
116. Detective,
if I have to make room...
117. for my second cousin's
vegan diet coach...
118. you better believe
I'll make room for the mother...
119. of the one loving creature
who's always been there for me.
120. In fact, I can't believe
I haven't done this sooner!
121. I'm thinking the same thing.
122. - Elle!
- Hi, Mr. Blaine.
123. - The client is thrilled.
- Good!
124. How you seamlessly
negotiated that deal?
125. - It was simply magnifique.
- Thank you.
126. Big staff meeting today, kiddo.
127. All right.
I got my fingers crossed.
128. Milton, two shots, extra foam.
129. - Wow. Thanks, E.W.
- No problem!
130. - Go get 'em today.
- Thanks.
131. Soy for you, honey. No dairy.
132. That's right. Thank you.
Your call list is endless.
133. - It is?
- We better get right on it.
134. Kevin, you shouldn't have!
135. I'm not sure they're giving me
the promotion today.
136. It's just a widespread
yet credible rumor.
137. It's from me and the girls.
138. Oh, right!
139. Now do me.
140. I feel like the luckiest girl
in the world.
141. - Me, too!
- You do?
142. I had no idea
I could be this happy...
143. without accruing
credit card debt.
144. Already?
145. Well, Miss Woods,
even the weird ones get cracked.
146. - You ready?
- Yes!
147. Bruiser Woods...
148. meet your mom.
149. Bruiser... your cheekbones.
150. And it's all in there.
151. Good luck finding whatever
it is you're looking for.
152. Oh, my God!
She's a Bostonian!
153. Bruiser, we're here!
154. As your adoptive mother,
I'm sure you're nervous...
155. about meeting
your birth mother...
156. but hear her out, OK?
I'm sure she had her reasons.
157. Bruiser,
your mother lives at...
158. the top secret
Versace think-tank!
159. I told you they had one!
160. No, ma'am.
161. Unless you have a pass,
you cannot go up there.
162. Lucky I always keep it on me.
163. Hold on. It's right here.
164. There you go.
165. What is it?
166. It's my double platinum
V.V.I.P. Versace...
167. Preferred Customer
identification card.
168. Available only to those that've
shopped on five continents.
169. If that fails to satisfy you,
you can also contact...
170. Billy Dailey,
head of customer relations.
171. You got the wrong VERSACE, lady.
172. Really? Donatella's not here?
173. Bruiser, where are you going?
174. Bruiser!
175. Ma'am!
176. Bruiser?
177. Get back here!
178. Where are you going?
179. Bruiser, I didn't know
you were so athletic.
180. What is it?
181. Oh, my God!
182. You, come here!
183. Come on!
Open this door immediately!
184. What are you doing here?
185. You have my dog's mom,
and I need her right now!
186. Absolutely not.
I'm not authorized to release...
187. any subjects
from their containment units.
188. I'm not even allowed
to have a key.
189. Swallow the thing one time,
and all of a sudden...
190. you're the weird key swallower
who can't be trusted.
191. I don't think
you're understanding me.
192. I'm willing to pay for her.
193. These animals
aren't for sale, ma'am.
194. They're the legal property
of this facility.
195. What kind of facility is this?
196. Mr. Livermore, I'm so sorry!
197. Elle, this VERSACE
is a cosmetic testing facility.
198. - Oh, no!
- Bruiser's mom's a test subject.
199. I want her out of there
immediately.
200. Animal test subjects
can only be surrendered...
201. on a voluntary basis,
and they're not volunteering.
202. After I get through with them,
they'll be begging.
203. And I'm not just taking
Bruiser's mom.
204. I'll bust all those dogs
out of that doggie dungeon.
205. "Research Science
and Critter Exploitation"?
206. This VERSACE's owned by the
C'est Magnifique Corporation!
207. That's fantastic!
208. Our law firm
represents C'est Magnifique.
209. We can tell them to fix this.
210. I can't wait to take this
to the partners.
211. But how are you
going to convince them?
212. Presenting...
213. Abandoned at birth, I was
on my own at an early age...
214. fighting for survival on
the streets of Beverly Hills...
215. making his way down
the boulevard of broken dreams,
216. turning tricks
at Hollywood and Vine...
217. yet even when
I found a loving mother...
218. I couldn't shake this
nagging emptiness in my heart.
219. It was like a void.
When I looked in the mirror...
220. who was it
that was looking back at me?
221. This is Bruiser's question.
222. And in a way,
aren't we all Bruisers?
223. I think yes. Thank you.
224. Ms. Woods,
this is a law firm...
225. not an animal rights
advocacy group.
226. We're lawyers.
We have to fight for justice.
227. And this is definitely unjust.
228. In this case, the cost of beauty
is way too high.
229. I can't believe I said that,
but it's true.
230. What we fight for...
231. is our clients
and their best interests.
232. But isn't doing the right thing
in everybody's best interest?
233. I think you're confusing
the right thing and the law.
234. You didn't think
they were the same, did you?
235. Why don't
we get back to business...
236. and discuss
your very bright future?
237. Pardon me,
I don't mean to interrupt...
238. but I just—
What you're saying is...
239. if C'est Magnifique
follows the letter of the law...
240. even if it ends up
hurting living beings...
241. we're just doing our job?
242. I'm sorry, Mr. Blaine...
243. I don't think I can work
with people who believe that.
244. You know what? You're right.
245. Thank you, Mr. Blaine.
246. You shouldn't have to work
with people who believe that.
247. Absolutely.
I knew you would understand.
248. You're fired, Elle.
249. What?
250. We only have room
for serious lawyers here.
251. Take the rest of the day
to clear out your things.
252. But the secretarial pool
already gave me a balloon.
253. Keep the balloon, if you wish.
254. Please, Emmett, just go away.
255. Why don't you come on out,
sweetie?
256. I know Bruiser
doesn't blame you.
257. But I'm all he has to speak
for him in this world...
258. and I have
completely failed him.
259. You know what I thought
the first time I saw you?
260. "God, that woman
wears a lot of pink"?
261. No. I thought...
262. "That woman is really special."
263. "She believes she can make
a difference and she will."
264. So... come on out
and let's talk about it.
265. No.
266. We could go over
some wedding details.
267. How about that? It revolves.
268. And it illuminates.
269. It's even
got the Red Sox colors.
270. That's fantastic, honey!
271. Speaking of red socks...
272. you're not getting
cold feet, are you?
273. About what?
274. How's it going to look?
A Harvard law professor...
275. married to a lawyer who
got fired from her first job.
276. Fired for something
she believes in.
277. It's going to look like...
278. "There goes the luckiest guy
in the whole world."
279. Thanks.
280. Holy crap!
281. It's gorgeous!
282. The material
keeps falling apart.
283. No!
284. Amy, is something wrong?
285. You can't do a scallop trim
on the outer hoop skirt.
286. The material's too delicate.
It'll just fall apart.
287. But in two out of three
home tests it held.
288. I am so sorry, Elle.
289. No biggie.
I guess I don't need...
290. a scallop trim
on the outer hoop skirt.
291. I'll be fine.
292. What is it that you said
back when I couldn't...
293. fit into my white spandex
pantsuit for my wedding?
294. If the fabric
doesn't work with you...
295. don't work with it.
296. It's one of
my favorite mantras.
297. That is so true, and I know
the most perfect organza!
298. Or something
really classy like...
299. like white leather!
300. I'll call the guy
that did my car seats.
301. Wait... that's it.
302. Don't fight the fabric.
Change it.
303. OK, but white leather?
304. If the law is what's keeping
Bruiser's mother locked up...
305. I shouldn't be fighting it,
I should be changing it.
306. Everybody, I'm going to make...
307. animal testing
for cosmetics illegal!
308. I know that making a dog wear
mascara and blush is wrong...
309. This isn't just about
Bruiser's mom anymore...
310. this is about the fact
that every day...
311. that I put on my Gold Goddess
luminescent blush...
312. some poor little innocent animal
might be suffering for it.
313. You don't realize
how horrible something is...
314. until it happens to you
personally.
315. Like breastfeeding.
316. And if I want to give
a voice to Bruiser...
317. I have to go to the place
that gave a voice to the people!
318. Oh, my God! The headquarters
of "Cosmopolitan" magazine!
319. Better! Ladies...
320. I'm going to Washington!
321. D.C., here I come!
322. If anybody can handle this,
it's you, honey.
323. I got a call from the Delta Nu
24-hour housing hotline.
324. Your apartment's all set.
325. - Great!
- Elle!
326. Oh, my God! You look like
the Fourth of July!
327. Makes me want a hot dog
real bad.
328. Yeah, OK.
You got to get going, honey.
329. OK.
330. - Elle, look at this.
- What's that?
331. According to
"Animal Fair" magazine...
332. your new boss is the best
groomed woman in Washington.
333. Her beagle's name
is Dolly Madison...
334. which is my grandma's
stripper name.
335. Isn't that a good sign?
336. Oh, my gosh. A job with
a brilliant congresswoman...
337. who's also
a fellow Harvard alum.
338. You'll do great, Elle.
It's destiny.
339. But isn't planning
the wedding of the century...
340. and changing the law
kind of hard?
341. Paulette, I taught Bruiser
how to shop online.
342. I think I can handle Congress.
343. See ya.
344. Home sweet home. You ready?
345. OK.
346. Welcome to
the Wellington, ma'am.
347. It's a thrill to be here!
348. Time to legislate!
349. No.
350. Too Nancy.
351. Too Hillary.
352. Too Monica.
353. Too perfect for words!
354. Hi!
355. Good morning,
fellow public servants.
356. It's my first day.
357. Nice briefcase.
358. Huh? Thank you.
359. Hi!
360. Last item on
our agenda—Elle Woods.
361. Personal Rudd hire,
taking up a bill...
362. on animal testing
in the cosmetic industry.
363. I'm sorry,
Rudd's backing that?
364. Matter of conscience,
whatever.
365. Who knows? Maybe it'll boost
our female demographic.
366. The point is
we're animal lovers now.
367. If this is so important to Rudd,
shouldn't I be handling it?
368. No, Timothy,
not when we have a woman...
369. who according to Rudd,
is one of the shrewdest...
370. legal and political minds
of our time.
371. Hello, patriots!
372. I don't think
I've been this excited...
373. since Gucci became
a publicly traded company.
374. Oh, my God,
it's Capitol Barbie.
375. She's so shiny.
376. So where should I start?
377. Excuse me, sweetie?
378. Intern orientation
is down the hall in Room 216.
379. That's before 217 and after 215.
380. Oh, my God!
That is so sweet of you!
381. You think I'm an intern?
382. That anti-wrinkle
all-salmon diet really works.
383. Who are you?
384. - I'm sorry—
- Elle Woods, welcome!
385. I haven't seen you
since the alumni meeting!
386. - I know! How are you?
- Good!
387. This is Elle Woods, everyone.
388. Basically me
when I first came to D. C...
389. so make her feel at home.
390. You ready to hit
the ground running?
391. Are these not
my comfortable heels?
392. - Cute shoes.
- Thank you. They are comfy.
393. Here's Bruiser. Welcome.
394. Oh, you little sugar!
395. Back her up, people.
396. This is the most collaborative
bunch on the Hill...
397. So gather them together...
398. talk strategy as soon as
you get settled in.
399. - And, Elle?
- Yes?
400. - Welcome to Washington.
- Thank you!
401. Okey-dokey.
402. I missed the part about
where my office is.
403. The desk. Right here.
404. All righty. Then I'm going
to need a glue gun...
405. some pinking shears, and
five yards of grosgrain ribbon.
406. Yeah, that'll do it.
407. Well, look at you.
408. You can run your wedding
coordinator business...
409. during all that
legislative downtime.
410. Don't be silly, Grace.
411. This is to plan
my own wedding to Emmett.
412. See, this is us.
He had this made for me.
413. That's him,
and that's me smiling.
414. Maybe he'll make one
of you and me.
415. You'll be talking
and I'll be throwing up.
416. Speaking of nuptials,
wait till I tell...
417. the congresswoman
that I was invited...
418. to John McCain's
nephew's wedding.
419. He's really quite a sweet kid.
420. Tell me something, Timothy...
421. is it difficult for you
to breathe with...
422. your mouth flat
against your employer's butt?
423. I don't know, Grace.
Is it difficult to see...
424. with your head in
the Minority Whip's lap?
425. It was the distinguished
gentlemen from Iowa.
426. His wife had recently left him
and we just talked.
427. Right. Because if
you did "visit" his district...
428. you should've gotten
some legislation out of it.
429. How would you even know...
430. when you're busy chasing
interns on a skateboard?
431. Excuse me? Who wants
to talk animal testing?
432. Write a bill, Britney.
I don't have a car!
433. Snap Cup time
434. Gather ye round
435. Friends and foes together
436. United and bound
437. Pass it to your neighbor
438. Instead of blowing up
439. And we'll find
harmony and love
440. In the Snap Cup!
441. Don't tell me you don't know
what a Snap Cup is?
442. OK, I'll explain it.
443. You are going to write down
an anonymous praise note...
444. on a little warm fuzzy.
445. Warm fuzzy?
446. Yes. Compliments
about your co-workers.
447. Just something nice.
448. Then you deposit them
in the sacred vessel.
449. The Snap Cup is essential to
any bipartisan environment.
450. Consider 1998 Spring Carnival.
451. The Delta Nus partnered
with the Kappa Kappa Gammas...
452. on Project Kissing Booth.
Big problems.
453. Go ahead, write.
454. So, a whole heated
debate transpired...
455. over the whole
tongue-no tongue policy.
456. I think you know what side
the Kappas were on.
457. Anyway, it really helped us
move past the conflict...
458. and I think
it can help us today.
459. Let's just try this, OK?
460. Thank you, Reena. Thank you.
461. Thanks for that.
462. Thank you, Timothy.
463. So now, the Snap Cup
mistress—me—recites.
464. Good, I got mine.
465. "Grace always has the confidence
to speak her mind.
466. "Plus, she looks terrific
in charcoal."
467. And, voilà, snaps for Grace!
468. You see? Our first Snap Cup!
469. This is so exciting!
I wonder what'll happen next?
470. All right, this is...
471. "What do Elle Woods and
the Snap Cup have in common?"
472. A riddle. That's so cool.
473. I love riddles.
474. "They're both..."
475. "stupid."
476. Enough already.
477. Maybe we can do something
actually worthwhile...
478. like attend the hearing
of the committee...
479. you need to crack.
I'll take you myself.
480. Thank you, Grace.
That's very generous of you.
481. See, I think
the Snap Cup really works.
482. Wow.
483. Good morning.
484. This is just like on C-SPAN
except I'm not bored.
485. You're in the wrong room,
sweetheart.
486. Intern orientation
is in room...
487. 216? Yes, I've heard.
Thank you.
488. Hi, I'm Elle Woods.
I'm not an intern.
489. Rob Cole. Me, neither.
490. I'm the new legislative aide
to Congresswoman Rudd.
491. I'm an old congressman
from Delaware.
492. I've been to Delaware!
No sales tax. Good one, sir.
493. Committee is called to order.
494. Welcome to
the special meeting of the...
495. Excuse me. Sorry.
496. Committee
of Energy and Commerce.
497. Before we turn
to our official agenda...
498. are there
any introductory remarks?
499. Madam chairwoman...
500. Grace Rossiter,
chief of staff...
501. Representative Rudd,
Massachusetts.
502. As our newest
legislative assistant...
503. will be spearheading a campaign
under your committee...
504. I'm sure she'd love the floor.
505. Thus I yield to my colleague,
the lady in hot pink.
506. You have the floor,
lady in hot pink.
507. Me?
508. Would you care to more
specifically identify yourself?
509. Oh, sure!
510. My name is Elle Woods,
Boston by way of Bel Air.
511. And as my surname
would suggest...
512. I am a passionate advocate
for everything in nature...
513. and a contented citizen...
514. until my shorthaired
Chihuahua, Bruiser...
515. brought me face-to-face with
the animal testing issue.
516. You're out of order,
Miss Woods.
517. This is
a fuel efficiency hearing.
518. I don't see anything in
the agenda about animal testing.
519. Will you yield the floor?
520. Absolutely. I'm almost done.
521. So, in conclusion,
I just want to say...
522. that I am so excited
about the day...
523. that I get to march up
those grand Capitol steps...
524. and drop
that very bill in the...
525. What's it called?
526. It's like a shiny,
mahogany box thing?
527. The hopper.
528. Exactly! The hopper!
How could I forget?
529. It's like a bunny.
Perfect for animal testing.
530. And I want
to let everybody know...
531. that I'm having
a post-hopper tapas party.
532. I'm making sangria.
It's really yummy.
533. My, my, how very interesting
that all sounds.
534. It'll be fun.
535. However, the next time
you consider...
536. attending a hearing
over which I preside... don't!
537. Committee is called to order.
538. OK.
539. Welcome to the special meeting
of the Committee...
540. of Energy and Commerce.
For the record...
541. would the secretary
please make note that...
542. Welcome to the Wellington,
ma'am.
543. Seventeen-B?
544. You have a package.
545. Inside that box are the most
perfect wedding shoes ever.
546. Both visually stunning
and cleated.
547. And I won't be able
to wear them...
548. since I obviously
won't make the date...
549. for Emmett's fantasy
baseball wedding...
550. given that I don't have
a chance of getting...
551. those important congresspeople
to co-sponsor my bill...
552. which I need to get a hearing
to stop animal testing...
553. in order to reunite Bruiser
with his mother...
554. in order to have them
at my wedding...
555. in which
I was going to wear...
556. the most perfect
wedding shoes ever...
557. right inside that box.
558. They never covered this
in the handbook.
559. They're something, all right.
560. You think?
561. Oh, I'm sorry.
562. Elle Woods,
legislative aide...
563. to Congresswoman Rudd,
Massachusetts.
564. Sid Post. Doorman.
565. That door.
566. All day I've felt like white,
open-toed shoes after Labor Day.
567. I hate that feeling.
568. Whatever that means.
569. I better get going.
If I'm going to pass a law...
570. I have to work up
some plan of attack...
571. with the Committee
of En and Ron or whatever.
572. Bye, Sid.
573. - Comm.
- What'd you say?
574. It's called the Committee
of Energy and Commerce.
575. Oh, yeah. Right. Thanks.
576. This is really
important to me, Grace.
577. They wouldn't cover
my nana's anti-itch cream...
578. which means she only has
one free hand for bingo.
579. - If I could get a hearing—
- Where's your bill, Reena?
580. The staff lawyers couldn't
draft it for six weeks...
581. but if you could talk to
the congressman's aide...
582. I could get on the agenda.
583. We pushed
prescription drugs last term.
584. I have a lot of issues
that come first.
585. Reena, if Grace finds herself
otherwise prioritized...
586. maybe you could talk
to this aide yourself.
587. Or better yet,
directly to the congressman.
588. Don't you have something
to alphabetize?
589. In fact,
now that I think about it...
590. with Reena's clear passion
for the project...
591. who better to
write this bill than Reena?
592. Me?
593. It's like I always say—
594. Why let someone else do for you
what you can do for yourself?
595. Except in the case
of eyebrow maintenance.
596. We always say follow protocol.
597. It's worked
for the past 200 years...
598. OK, Miss Snap Cup?
599. Stick it out with the lawyers.
They'll get to you eventually.
600. This is the new
congressmember roster.
601. Just a dollar.
602. Don't you believe
in helping a guy out?
603. What I do believe in, sir...
604. is an honest day's work
for an honest day's pay.
605. Not rewards for idleness.
606. - 50 cents?
- Leave me!
607. - Just a quarter.
- Go bother someone else!
608. People here
have no common courtesy.
609. Want to get a hearing
for your bill?
610. Get Congresswoman Hauser.
She needs a political makeover.
611. Sidney?
612. Who needs a what?
613. Hauser.
Tough redhead on En and Comm.
614. If she can put her name
on something warm and fuzzy...
615. something like puppies,
that could do the trick.
616. Really? What if I showed
Hauser the photos...
617. of what they're doing
to these animals?
618. That'd work...
with someone with a heart.
619. Hauser responds to facts,
figures, and demographics.
620. You gotta do your homework.
621. How did you learn all this?
622. I have been stationed
on the forefront...
623. of all major political
and social scandals...
624. for the past 30 years.
625. You worked in the White House?
626. No, at the Wellington.
627. After Hauser,
you'll need Stanford Marks...
628. Alabama Republican.
A real hard-ass.
629. Sidney, you are,
without a doubt...
630. the most useful person
I've met in Washington.