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463. But now.
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464. Soon all the best women will be men.
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468. Think of the fame. People will hate us.
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469. People will love you. How do you know?
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470. Because I'm going to tell them to. That's
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472. about you and in exchange, I get to tell
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473. them the lie. I get the exclusive,
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474. plus half the money. Half? Go home.
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475. Think about it. You'll see I'm right.
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476. Not you. Coach. You're going home with me.
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485. You know you always get a fair deal on
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487. Crane and Company.
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488. And if you need a ride to the airport, we
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493. Isn't that the hot little money? Since
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495. operational smorgasbord on site.
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496. Isn't that the hot little money? So
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500. And we sell mailbox.
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503. sure you call me up. Just let me know.
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504. Should have gone to med school. Awake,
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505. Daddy. Boom, tell me
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507. You have lost your mind. You've lost your
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520. Oh, yeah,
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528. What's this one, my man? This is
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529. where the action happened. In the same
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531. Gentlemen, take a seat.
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532. Let's talk basketball.
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533. We're getting the old state champs back
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534. together. For what? Just say.
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535. Alex and I are working on a new strategy.
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536. Something to get us back into the game
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537. professionally. Coach, we're old. We're
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539. Coach. What, bro?
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540. Professionals. Honestly,
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541. when's the last time you felt like
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542. someone? I mean, I kind of always feel
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543. like someone, but when's the last time you
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544. got laid. We're in. Now, you guys got
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545. David already, right? Coach, we have to
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546. have the human tower. No one's heard from
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548. championship game. But there have been
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549. sightings.
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550. I'll get my hiking boots.
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551. Hey, Coach, you didn't mention the hold.
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552. One thing at a time, Buddy. One thing at a
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553. time.
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554. Got it. GBS says we're here.
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555. I don't see anything.
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556. Damn it. I lost the signal.
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557. The hell was that?
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558. David. Coach.
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559. What are you guys doing here?
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560. Stop.
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561. I mean, it's fine. You're all very safe.
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562. We are not safe,
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564. of peace. Now, how many badgers have you
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565. killed?
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566. All but one. Ma'am. This jerk
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567. is great. What is venison?
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568. Squirrel? Look,
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569. David, I get it, man. You're fat, you're
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570. old, you're slow, you're very fat.
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571. Like Shaquille O'Neill if he was mediocre
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572. and white.
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573. That's it. That's the pitch. Yeah, coach,
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574. I'm not a good speech giver. I'm sorry.
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575. Look, buddy, we need you. You're the heart
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576. of the team. You're the center. I said no.
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577. I can't go back. Not after the not
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578. afternoon.
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579. What was that? Badger humping?
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580. I don't know, buddy. Maybe this is your
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581. shot at redemption. I have been redeemed
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582. through badger blood, redeemed through
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583. basketball. This whole badger murder thing
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584. is a weird tangent.
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585. You guys should leave.
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586. I'm not fat. Disgustingly fat.
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587. We miss you, pal.
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588. You're not not fat. You it.
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590. What if this isn't about revenge at all?
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592. Please let me go. Shut your mouth, you
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593. pervert. Badger.
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594. I'll be back.
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595. It coach.
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596. I'm in. Nice.
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597. Is that a purse? Play some basketball?
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598. No,
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599. we just need one more player to round out
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600. the squad. What about Jamal? Nah, he's
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601. dead. Found him in the middle of the
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602. street with a hole through the top of his
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603. head. Cops said it was almost like some
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604. type of laser from space and all over the
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607. Moisha revealed he was Maasad even back in
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608. high school. Well, that's it.
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609. That's everybody. My man.
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610. Looking smooth. Man, you guys weren't
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611. kidding. These Jeremy's razors are
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612. amazing. And did you know that Jeremy's
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613. now offers a razor specially designed for
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615. Jeremy's shampoo and conditioner. They
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616. keep our hair silky and smooth.
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617. Didn't we just find someone else from the
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618. year before? No, it has to be somebody
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619. from this team. The championship team. I
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620. knew this was too good to be true. Hey,
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622. Felix guys. We used to shove him in the
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624. loser. I heard he's rich.
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625. He's in.
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626. I'm in.
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627. What's with the cat? Cindy Clawford.
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628. She was my grandma's cat, and now she's
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629. mine. I love her more than anything in the
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630. whole world, bro. I'm allergic to cats.
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631. Cats are stupid. More of a dog guy.
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632. I can't wait to show you guys around.
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633. Who is this guy at the Willy Wonka the
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634. Towel game? Oh, my God.
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635. Come on. Towel boy has
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637. What do you do? Gym in your house? Oh,
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638. yeah. After I sold my company, I thought,
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639. I'm going to build the sickest gym for
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640. when my bros come over.
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641. But this is the first time we've ever come
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642. over here, so it was
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643. totally worth it. It's a draino
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644. festival. Bring the kids. Oh, my goodness.
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645. Nothing's changed.
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646. Feels good to be back on the porch, big
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647. guy. Oh, my God. Is that our mascot?
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648. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy, big guy.
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649. That's our old tiger mask. Dude, that's
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650. not nurse. This is a purse, bro.
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651. Hey, bud. Hey, dad not
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652. dead. Come on. Dinner, please. I'll never
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653. hurt you. I'll never hurt you.
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654. Always love you. What are you doing? You
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655. know, our boys got serious PTSD issues.
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656. You've got PTSD? That doesn't even make
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657. any sense. You don't make sense.
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658. Welcome to Epstein's Island. You know,
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659. too much lifted.
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660. Whoa, ELO.
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661. Hey. What the hell's the matter with you?
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662. That is enough.
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663. You have a coach whistle. That's funny. I
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664. have a race whistle. That's not funny.
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665. This is the Dream Team. Seriously,
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666. what's up? I'm Jake, and I love poetry.
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667. No one cares. What's up. I'm Blaine, and I
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668. hate poetry. Easy, boys. This is my
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669. girlfriend.
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670. I'm a reporter, and I'm here to start my
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671. profile on the scene. Profile? Why would
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672. we need a profile? We're just getting
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673. started.
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674. You haven't told them? Told us what?
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675. Told us what?
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676. Ray bad.
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677. It's not that bad. Really? Have you lost
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678. your mind? You know the name Crating
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679. Company, it still means something in this
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680. town. And we're not going to besmirch it
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681. in this way. I'm going back
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682. to the woods. I've never been so disgusted
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683. in my life. I ain't no chick, bro.
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684. I'd cut my dick off for you, Coach. Just
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685. say the word and it's gone.
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686. And I'm not dragging him into it. I'm not
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687. doing some stupid thing.
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688. Come on, take a knee,
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689. boys. No men.
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690. I know I'm asking a lot of you. Hell,
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691. I've always asked a lot of you, even when
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693. think you had anything left to give. Do
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694. you remember where that got us? I do.
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695. I remember holding that trophy in my hands
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696. with you boys by my side. And where have
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697. you gotten since I stopped asking too much
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698. of you? Jake and Blaine running the
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699. Skeeziest car lot on the skeeziest side of
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701. the woods. It's so fat. I've gained three
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702. pounds since high school. You're fat. And
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704. Felix. You did all right. Nobody saw that
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705. coming. You know what I'm offering you
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706. now? Something nobody's offered you in a
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707. long time. A chance. A chance at
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709. A chance at redemption.
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710. What about me, coach kind of already ended
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711. the speech, buddy.
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712. Screw it. I'm in.
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713. Fine.
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714. There's my boys. Me too.
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715. So are we or aren't we cutting our dicks
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716. off? Nobody's cutting their dicks off,
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717. budy. I totally would, though, just for
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718. the record. Dude, what's the
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719. deal with those two heteropaternal
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720. superfuckendation? They're half
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721. brother twins.
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722. Same mom, same time,
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723. different dance. Sounds hot.
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724. Daddy. Hey,
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725. where's my little athlete? Oh, this is
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726. Miss Gwen. Alex. Boyce, it's good to
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727. see you. What's up, Mrs. G?
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728. Hey, you.
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729. Hello, Robert. Hello, Darby. Your hands
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730. off my boyfriend.
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731. Thanks for ringing by. Huh? I got a little
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732. caught up. Look at this.
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733. You got the state champs back together.
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734. Yeah, we got a little something cooking,
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735. if you can believe it. And a girlfriend.
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736. She's a journalist. You can't believe
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737. anything she says. No, it's fine.
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738. I mean, why wouldn't you date?
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739. I hope you're finally happy, Doc.
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740. That's right. Walk away, bitch.
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741. It's the mother of my child, okay?
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742. Plus, I owe her a mortgage payment. It's
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743. the newest one. This came out this year.
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744. I saw a commercial for it. Lady Balders.
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745. Man up. Come on.
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746. Yes, sir. Ladies. Ladies. You look
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747. ridiculous. Felix, get that bra off your
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748. head. And you gotta shave your beard.
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749. Girls don't have beards, right? Lots of
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750. girls have beards, Daddy. My aunt
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751. teacher's a girl. Her beard is gray.
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752. Daddy's a little busy, so we're just going
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753. to put those headphones right back your
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754. little spawn is right. Girls can have
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755. beards. It's a great headline.
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756. What else has your teacher told you?
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757. Heterosexual is a whole different
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758. category. But really you only need a crap
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759. ton of drugs or complicated surgery every
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760. seven or eight months if your body gets a
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761. big. So a guy can
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762. become a girl with no physical changes at
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763. all? They were always a girl.
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764. Unless they decide they're guys again, in
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765. which case they were always guys. But what
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766. if they, like, go back and forth? Oh,
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767. that's called jigger fluid. So I can be a
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768. woman on the court and a man in the
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769. bedroom? I can't believe it. Nice. You
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771. Yes. Okay, I think that's enough knowledge
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772. for one day. Thank you, sweetie.
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773. So any questions?
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774. Yeah, coach? What is a woman?
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775. Guys, it's easy. Women are just like men,
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776. only better. Just shave your legs,
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777. tell each other how brave you are for
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778. things that require absolutely no physical
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779. courage. And don't be afraid to cry at
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781. All right, I think that's enough, ladies.
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782. Better get some sleep. Tomorrow we start
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783. winning. Let's go, brave you.
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784. History is being made today, as for the
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785. first time ever, the United States will
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786. choose the athletes they send to the
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787. Global Games. From a competition open to
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788. all Americans. It's nice to know the
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789. little guy has a chance for once. Gwen.
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790. During my two weeks of sensitivity
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791. training, I discovered that I am not only.
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792. A raging scoliosexual, but also one 2048th
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793. pure Dakota Indian, so I know what it's
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794. like to overcome adversity. Right,
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795. Stacy? Stacy Santiago O'Brien
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796. is my slave name.
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797. Stacey drake, back to you.
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798. Remember that feeling, boys. The thrill of
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799. the crowd.
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800. Are you crazy? What?
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801. All right, pack it up. Pack it up. Here we
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802. go. Here we go.
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803. That's the end of the men's qualifying
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804. round. Up next, the women who
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807. Ladyballers who can keep a secret.
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808. Ladyballers. Ladyballers on 3123.
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809. Ladyballers Sadie's.
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810. Basketball, boys. Nobody watches. You said
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811. the thrill of the crab. That was
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814. Hey, what's your problem? Never seen a
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815. ladies basketball team before? Those
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816. aren't like aren't what?
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817. Guys, I'm getting paid, like, $50 to be
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818. here. I don't care.
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819. Hey,
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820. I'm a lesbian. I'm a lesbian.
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821. All right, ladies, keep it clean. Keep it
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822. tucked. Just throw it back
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823. on deep. Back on deep.
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824. What are they doing? I think they're
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825. running a set. They're making me nervous.
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826. Hey, watch out. Watch out.
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827. Oh, my God. I am so sorry.
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828. Get down the corn.
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829. You that's
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830. garbage technical.
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831. And you shut the up. Franz phobic mother.
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832. Oh, it welcome
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833. to my rodeo welcome to my rodeo
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834. welcome to my rodeo welcome to
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835. my welcome to my welcome to my rodeo.
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836. This is great. It's like watching men's
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837. basketball.
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838. We're hugging. We're hugging. It's weird.
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839. Ladyball forever, baby.
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840. Davina. Yeah.
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841. Guys, I'm on the team now.
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842. That felt good.
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843. The crowd loved us. Have you seen the
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844. reaction on Social? We're heroes. I didn't
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845. know it was going to feel this good. I
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847. How's it feel to be winners again, boys?
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848. Amazing. Incredible. Amazing.
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849. David, what's your problem?
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850. I don't know, Coach. It's just some of
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851. those girls we're out there beating,
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852. they've worked their entire lives for this
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853. opportunity. I didn't make the rules,
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854. pal. Okay, but aren't we just using our
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855. innate strength and speed to wail on
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857. wouldn't stand a chance against other men?
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858. None. I mean, Coach, what's that
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859. make us? Winners? I'll take a course.
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860. I would for a thousand growing couch. Not
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861. cases. Cups of daily double.
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862. Put a baby in me. What? No, you're right.
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863. The last thing I need is another abortion
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864. this year. You're a monster. What?
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865. You have any idea what it takes to be a
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867. media market? No.
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868. Whatever. I just think what we're doing
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869. here isn't right. No way.
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870. I just got sponsored by Maybelline.
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871. Nike wants me to be in a commercial about
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872. tolerance or some crap. Nike wants me to
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873. be in a commercial about tolerance or some
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874. crap. I was just invited to the White
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875. House to give a talk on women's rights.
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876. You earn that, you own it. Slight girl you
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877. go, girl. Welcome to the Virtue economy,
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878. girls. And that's just from one game of
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879. basketball. You could win at any
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880. sport. You could win at every
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881. sport. No. All right,
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882. focus up, focus up. She's right, Coach.
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883. We could dominate every woman's sport.
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884. Running, swimming, soccer. I said sport,
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885. Felix. Hey, we talked about this.
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886. We should be kings. Queens.
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887. No, that's not the plan. We're here to
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888. play basketball. We still have four games
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889. to go before we even qualify. You can't
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890. assume they're all going to be this easy.
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891. I'm with her.
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892. Holy crap. They are going to be this easy.
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893. It out in the streets,
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894. you're fighting coming up in
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895. a time where you
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896. made it no one can take history
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897. one small step for dudes one giant leap
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898. for lesbian.
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899. Always reaching, driving, sweating for it.
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900. You're number one, so you know that got
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901. him focused. There's a sleeping in when
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903. brother can't you see what
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905. You always had a day one of being a girl
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906. athlete. I've already eaten a whole pint
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907. of pistachio ice cream, given up on
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908. parallel parking twice. Reread Sense and
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909. Sensibility and started washing down
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910. Benzodiazepines with Rose. I love you,
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911. girl how'd I do? Ladies, this is
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913. Butterfly, just look inside we're waiting
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915. take any commerce and be my pronouns
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916. are I'm wrong you always
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918. mo ras.
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919. If I'm really being honest, I've never
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921. until now. You've all overcome so many
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922. obstacles. I've developed body positivity
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923. issues. She's a. Yeah, it still hasn't
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924. been easy. Some people wouldn't even let
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925. us use the women's showers. No such
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926. bigotry. You know, it's been especially
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927. hard for Felix here, who was bullied in
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928. high school. It's. She I coach.
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929. Maybe you can just, like, not dead name me
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930. for five freaking seconds. Okay. You know,
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931. as my daughter Winnie has informed me,
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932. one can even be trans age now, which
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933. provides Shealix with a wonderful
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934. opportunity to relive all the experiences
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935. that she missed out on in school. Like
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936. having my period never happened. Yes.
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937. Let's go to the package.
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938. What do you say, Coach, to people at home
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939. who suggest your athletes have unfair
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940. natural advantages and LeBron doesn't?
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941. Tiger doesn't. We're talking about elite
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942. athletes, Quinn. Of course they have
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943. natural gifts. What about people who say
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944. that women could never compete in men's
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945. sports? Well, that's a lie. Caitlin Jenner
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946. won the men's decathlon in 1976. My ladies
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947. were high school state champions in boys
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948. basketball. Some would say they were boys
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949. back then. Well, anyone who would say that
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950. doesn't understand science.
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951. That was fun. You want to grab some
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952. avocado toast and time into the furnace
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953. again? I think the blisters are starting
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954. to heal from last time. Not here, you
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955. idiots. That was awesome. Mr.
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956. Wild. Who said you could speak to me.
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957. Okay. You did it,
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958. Daddy. Hey, there she
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959. is. Okay, daddy's going to talk to the
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960. girls. Score 1 minute. Can you wait for me
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961. over there?
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962. Bella's? Where's the after party? No party
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963. for me, Coach. Gotta work on my backhand
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964. so I can make the women's tennis team
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965. tomorrow. Yeah, we're out, too, Coach.
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966. Got a couple hawkheads coming over to the
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967. office for an old fashioned sleepover.
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968. Y'all know girls don't have sex with each
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969. other at sleepovers, right? Wait, what?
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970. Look, they told me Internet made a
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971. mistake. I didn't make this. That's why I
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972. gave you lying. Well, that's why mom hated
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973. you. Felix got a
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974. blog, babe. Day three of being a girl
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975. athlete. I already have 2 million
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976. followers. Like and subscribe bitch.
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977. Well, hey, I need you fresh tomorrow for
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978. the game. How? I don't stay up all night.
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979. I'm always fresh, girl.
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980. Hey, that was quite a display back there
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981. with the waterworks. You all right? I
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982. meant every word. This is the best
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983. experience of my life, Coach. I feel like
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984. a brand new woman. Brand new man.
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985. What? Oops. Where is my head?
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986. I've got to get to the spa for a manipetty
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987. before the game tomorrow.
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988. That was weird.
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989. Mommy. Hi, sweetie.
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990. Can you go wait with Chris in the car for
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991. a second? Mommy needs to talk to Daddy for
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992. a minute.
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993. What's up? You have to stop, Rob.
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994. Stop what? The Crane boys. Really? What
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995. about them? They barely even bother to
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996. shave their legs. My former lover the
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997. turf. Oh, please. Look, I don't know what
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998. to tell you. My girls say they're girls,
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999. so they're girls, but they don't even
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1000. believe it. Except maybe Alex. That kid
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1001. isn't well. No.
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1002. You know what? I think they need a
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1003. hug.
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1004. Half of these ideas come from Winnie. You
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1005. know, between your stupid woke school and
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1006. your stupid woke boyfriend. That's
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1007. different. How is it different? Chris,
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1008. he's big hearted. You're taking
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1009. advantage so guys like Chris get to just
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1010. make this crap up, and if I go along with
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1011. it, I'm taking advantage? That's real
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1012. nice. You're better than this, Rob.
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1013. You're the one who couldn't handle being
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1014. married to a loser. You're the one who
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1015. told me to try winning sometime. I never
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1016. cared if you won or lost. I just wanted
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1017. you to be happy. You were always so
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1018. unhappy. Well, take a good look, because
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1019. I'm happy. Baby, you know this is wrong.
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1020. I'm happy and my girls are happy. They're
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1021. not real girls,
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1022. Chris.
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1023. No, you know what? Fine. I'm the bad guy.
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1024. Come on, Winnie.
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1025. At least we still have each other.
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1026. Alexa. What's? Get in the game.
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1027. Come on.
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1028. Excuse me. Are these seats open?
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1029. Never mind. Told you we should have sprung
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1030. for the box seat.
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1031. Put your prop I think the girl broke my
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1032. nail. Get off my foot.
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1033. You tennis looks so easy.
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1034. Flair. Would you run a freaking marathon
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1035. last night? Let's just say david was wrong
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1036. about the girl's sleepover last night.
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1037. Coach jake.
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1038. Let's just say David was wrong about the
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1039. girl's sleepover last night, Coach.
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1040. Monica from the Hawkettes played a little
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1041. one on one with her last night. Shirts and
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1042. skin style. Kept me up like half the
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1043. night. What? Monica kept me up half the
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1044. night. Which half? Do you told
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1045. you not to talk. You must have that's.
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1046. It all right.
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1047. What can I say? It wasn't a pretty win,
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1048. but it was a win. My girls look forward to
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1049. participating in the championship game
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1050. tomorrow. That's it. Any questions?
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1051. Daddy, can we talk? Daddy's a
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1052. little busy right now, honey. Can we?
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1053. Of course you can, baby. Anytime.
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1054. Come on, sit down. Yeah.
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1055. I'm sorry you saw mom and dad fighting
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1056. last night. That's not for you. I want to
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1057. be a boy.
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1058. What? I want to be a winner just like you,
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1059. Daddy.
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1060. What's that have to do with being a boy?
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1061. Boys are better at everything. Honey,
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1062. that's just not true. They're better at
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1063. basketball. Okay, yeah, basketball and
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1064. swimming. Okay, MMA. That goes without
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1065. saying. And running and javelin, power
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1066. lifting, shot putt. Hockey, karate,
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1067. football, hole vault driving, parking,
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1068. most of the stem fields. Rock and roll.
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1069. Opening pickle jars. Okay,
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1070. yeah, boys are better at all of those
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1071. things. But those are just things,
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1072. Winnie. Things boys made up so we'd have
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1073. something to be good at.
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1074. Doesn't matter anyway, because girls can't
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1075. become boys. Boys clearly can't
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1076. become girls. Listen,
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1077. women are better at all kinds of things.
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1078. They can be nurturing and sensitive and
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1079. empathetic. Better at doing lots of things
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1080. at once and caring for a lot of people at
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1081. once. They're better at communicating and
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1082. building community.
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1083. And they civilize men.
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1084. It's the only reason we have a
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1085. civilization. No women,
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1086. no world. Did Mommy civilize
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1087. you?
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1088. She tried.
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1089. I think she's still trying.
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1090. Plus, Mommy brought you into the world.
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1091. That's a superpower no man will ever have.
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1092. Yeah. Okay.
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1093. You go with Mommy. Daddy's got a few
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1094. things to figure out.
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1095. The sunset is rising the love we feel
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1096. despite our faults could change hearts for
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1097. some just a sip more brandy seems
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1098. perfectly sad or at least
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1099. the feel is fine we
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1100. break bread again we see our
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1101. wicked truth and make plans my
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1102. God, you're weak. How the hell did you get
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1103. in here? You gave me a key. I absolutely
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1104. did not give you a key. You're right. I
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1105. picked the lock. What do you want, Gwen?
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1106. What do I want? How about for you to stick
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1107. to your end of the deal? Your merry band
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1108. of losers almost shit the bed out there.
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1109. Yeah, we won, didn't we? And what's with
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1110. all this boys and girls are different,
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1111. honey? At least you can have babies crap.
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1112. Would you bug the locker room?
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1113. What if that had been for a different
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1114. network, idiot?
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1115. I'm sorry. I forgot I was Micked. Okay.
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1116. I just need you to be a winner, Coach.
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1117. Okay. No, I'm sorry. It's this divorce.
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1118. I think it's really starting to affect my
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1119. daughter. Seriously?
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1120. Of course your divorce is affecting your
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1121. daughter. 70% of all people in prison come
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1122. from broken families. She's twice as
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1123. likely to do drugs, twice as likely to
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1124. drop out of school, four times as likely
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1125. to have trouble fitting in, three times as
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1126. likely to end up in therapy, twice as
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1127. likely to commit suicide, 50% more likely
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1128. to have health problems. Do you people not
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1129. even do a freaking Google search before
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1130. you decide to blow up the planet your kids
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1131. live on?
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1132. Greeters Winnie's
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1133. going to be fine. Just keep fighting
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1134. with her mom and get her into a school
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1135. journalism program. She could end up like
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1136. me. Oh, God.
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1137. I just need you to focus on what really
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1138. matters. Winning.
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1139. Winning tomorrow and becoming the most
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1140. important news story in the history of
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1141. sports. Okay?
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1142. What we're doing to these women. The
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1143. entire concept of women's sports is wrong.
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1144. Stop It. You listen to me, Coach. These
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1145. are not sexy slaps. Do you hear me? Do not
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1146. get aroused right now. Not even a little.
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1147. I stake my entire future on this deep
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1148. transhumanist tech oligarchs and nihilist
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1149. college professors have already convinced
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1150. every self righteous housewife with
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1151. munchausen by proxy to sacrifice their
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1152. kids on the altar of false virtue.
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1153. The least we could do is get rich off it.
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1154. Gracie. You ruin this for me, and I'll cut
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1155. you in ways that don't lead to orgasm.
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1156. I'll cancel you. Robert.
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1157. Are we ever even going to have sex? How
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1158. Much?
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1159. It's an amazing day for Middle Tennessee
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1160. as 10,000 people are gathered right here
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1161. in Music City for the women's championship
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1162. basketball match in the first ever US.
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1163. Open for the Global Games. A big day for
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1164. sports and a big day for trans rights,
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1165. which are women's rights, which are human
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1166. rights. Why do you always get to talk
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1167. first? I beg your pardon? It's just
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1168. evidence of systemic sexism and racism.
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1169. Drake you Are Very White,
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1170. ladies and gentlemen and in between from
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1171. mass
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1172. and from Santa fe the
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1173. skinless cowgirl why
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1174. is Gwen Wilde talking to their Coach?
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1175. What's wrong with his neck?
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1176. Ernest Burns. I dated girl like that once.
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1177. The Cowgirls seem to have made some last
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1178. minute substitutions. Keep talking, big
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1179. man.
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1180. Those aren't the Santa Fe cowgirls. Let's
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1181. just say I made some substitution. Can't
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1182. substitute players in a qualification
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1183. match. Qualifying the players is the
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1184. entire point. There's no rule against it.
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1185. Yeah, pretty much. Just making it up as we
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1186. go. But they're not real. They're not what
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1187. she told me. There's a sniper here. It's
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1188. raptors right now. Help Me.
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1189. Okay.
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1190. What's the story there, Coach?
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1191. Gentlemen, alex.
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1192. I've known you men since you were boys.
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1193. This isn't the first time we've walked
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1194. into a championship game as the underdogs.
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1195. Remember what happened last time. We won.
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1196. We won. So ask yourselves this.
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1197. What do we have then that we don't have
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1198. now? Practice. Youth? A black guy on the
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1199. team? Heart. We had heart. We had love of
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1200. the game. We had the desire to win and the
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1201. determination to do it. It wasn't about
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1202. money. Then sponsorships, fame. Trying to
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1203. keep the psychojournalists I've been
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1204. trying to sleep with from shooting us all
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1205. with sniper rifles. What? It was
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1206. about basketball. Wait, you got tied to a
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1207. furnace and didn't get laid? I like to
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1208. move slow, Blaine. It's called respect.
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1209. It was about love of competition, then
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1210. love of your teammates. Love of America.
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1211. And it was about one simple, beautiful
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1212. truth. Winners are just losers
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1213. who win. There he is. I said winners are
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1214. just losers, sir. Winners are
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1215. just losers who win. Winners are just
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1216. losers who win. Winners are just losers
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1217. who win. Winners are just losers. I'm so
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1218. sick of you doing that. How was I supposed
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1219. to know when to stop? Did you guys
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1220. practice? How are you, Rich?
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1221. Yeah, let's play some basketball.
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1222. SA,
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1223. bro, you know tampons are for real girls,
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1224. right? No. Now they're for people who
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1225. bleed. Where'd you even get those things?
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1226. I found them in Alex's purse.
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1227. Oh, Lordy. Where does he put oh, great
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1228. balls of fire.
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1229. Jake. Blaine. Hey,
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1230. Monica. Hey. There's something I have to
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1231. tell you both.
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1232. I'm pregnant. Who's the father?
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1233. Both of you?
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1234. Heteropaternal superfacendation man.
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1235. How did she know any of that? This soon?
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1236. And the sins of the father will be visited
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1237. upon the son even until the third and
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1238. fourth generation it.
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1239. Ah.
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1240. What are we going to do? Coach?
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1241. Coach.
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1242. Coach Gibson. Drake diamond wiaw news.
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1243. How, Coach. Win or
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1244. lose, you have clearly changed the game of
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1245. women's basketball forever.
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1246. Inasmuch as, no matter the outcome,
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1247. tonight, for the first time ever, the
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1248. American team won't include a single real
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1249. biological woman. How does it feel to
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1250. change the world? All right, that's
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1251. enough. Whoa. All right.
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1252. Don't push me off my land, white man.
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1253. Is literally every journalist a lunatic.
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1254. Coach, you all right?
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1255. Boys, we've taken this thing about as far
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1256. as we're going to take it. Coach is right.
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1257. They're not even real girls. We're not
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1258. even real girls. No, we're not. Jake.
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1259. We're not men, either. Maybe we still can
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1260. be. We just have to lose.
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1261. You mean we'll never be going to the
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1262. Global Games? I am already qualified in
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1263. powerlifting. I landed a spot on the swim
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1264. team and the marathon. 100 meters hurdles.
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1265. 400 meters hurdles. I am the fastest
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1266. female jockey in the world right now. Not
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1267. to brag, but you're going to forfeit all
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1268. of those positions. Coach. Coach.
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1269. Guys, you don't want your legacy to be
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1270. erasing women from women's sports.
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1271. It's time to man up.
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1272. So what's the plan, Coach? Think I've got
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1273. it all figured out. But I'm going to need
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1274. you boys to buy me some time. Can you do
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1275. that? Yes, sir.
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1276. Coach, there's a little red dot on my
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1277. forehead. I know, but I know Gwen.
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1278. She's a vindictive little minx, but I
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1279. don't think she'd actually hurt anybody.
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1280. Hold up a
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1281. lucky penny.
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1282. Damn it.
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1283. Coach. You what,
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1284. pal? I understand why this is wrong.
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1285. I mean, Shake and Blaine as real women?
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1286. Please. It's a miracle we got away with it
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1287. as long as we have. But I do.
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1288. What? I am a woman.
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1289. I mean, all those years playing
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1290. basketball, I never really felt like
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1291. myself. Decade in Hollywood trying to
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1292. figure out who I really was. And then I
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1293. started working at the Dollhouse. And this
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1294. is the real me, Coach. This is who I am.
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1295. Proud of myself. For the first time, my
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1296. parents are proud of me. Would parents
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1297. ever not been proud of you, Bud? What do
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1298. you mean? Your parents love you, Alex.
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1299. That's a good thing. Parents should love
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1300. their kids. I shouldn't be proud of you?
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1301. Unconditionally. Should only be proud of
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1302. you when you do what's right. What we've
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1303. done here, this isn't right.
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1304. You're confused. I get that. We all get
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1305. confused sometime. And if you need help,
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1306. Buddy, I'm going to help you get it.
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1307. You got to believe me when I tell you
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1308. this. You are not a woman.
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1309. You're just a lost man in a lost world
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1310. with shitty parents and a real shitty
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1311. coach who've all gone along with this lie
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1312. instead of just hurting your feelings and
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1313. telling you the truth. How can you be so
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1314. sure I'm not a woman?
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1315. Good talk. Good talk.
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1316. And Tim, it's your boy Deuce
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1317. Johnson here. Let's play the basketball.
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1318. No. I have to do this.
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1319. Ladies and gentlemen, I have an
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1320. announcement to make. I,
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1321. Blaine Crane of Ladyball Is Fame,
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1322. am not only a woman, which is obvious,
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1323. but I'm also a hot lesbian.
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1324. A lesbian in love.
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1325. Monica, my love. I knew I was
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1326. gay views since the first time I saw you.
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1327. Please come down here.
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1328. That's fine. I'll do it from here.
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1329. Monica, will you be my
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1330. lesbian wife? And I jake Clayton plays
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1331. lost fame. Of all he's super lesbian,
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1332. people say I'm the best upstairs around
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1333. right now. Monica, I love you. You're the
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1334. one for me. I'm trying to get married,
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1335. you dick. I'm getting married. I am, but
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1336. I'm hey, you're fighting.
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1337. Oh, no. She did.
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1338. Here's.
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1339. How much?
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1340. That's the biggest dick I've ever seen on
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1341. a lady.
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1342. Come on. We're here to topple the
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1343. patriarchy, not each other.
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1344. Wait. The Ladyballers are making some
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1345. substitution.
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1346. Come on, Coach. What is this?
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1347. What, you never seen a ladies basketball
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1348. team before?
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1349. What are they doing? I think they're
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1350. running a set. They're making me nervous.
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1351. Deeper. You get
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1352. on your man. Get on your man. Come on.
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1353. Hustle. Hustle. Proud of yourself?
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1354. Proud of the team.
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1355. Come on now. Hustle. I can still cancel
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1356. you. I can cancel all of you. You can.
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1357. You probably should. I won't.
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1358. You gave me a good story. It pains me
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1359. to say it, but you're a winner, Rob.
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1360. A reluctant winner, but still a winner.
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1361. I don't ever want to have sex with you.
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1362. No, I don't ever want to have sex with
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1363. you, either, Gwen. Really? Oh, no, I do.
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1364. I really, really do.
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1365. But I think our time together is heading.
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1366. See you around, Coach.
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1367. See you around, Gwen. All right,
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1368. ladies, form up. Form up.
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1369. It,
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1370. um and
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1371. that was the heartwarming scene at today's
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1372. Global Games final qualifiers. Just about
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1373. the cutest thing I have ever seen. A true
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1374. testament to the power of sportsmanship.
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1375. Absolutely. Though ultimately, the little
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1376. girls were trounced. Final score 418
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1377. to 16.
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1378. Welcome to the grand reopening of the
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1379. Crane and Company luxury used cars and
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1380. youth sports center, where you can still
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1381. get a deal on new wheels. And now you can
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1382. help kiddos learn how to dunk and steal
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1383. here at Craning Company.
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1384. Still sell bail bomb? You still sell bail
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1385. bomb. Plus, kids will have a chance to
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1386. figure out who they really are from the
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1387. best coach anyone could hope for. Coach,
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1388. you want to come say a few words?
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1389. Sellers. Sellers. Fellas,
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1390. I look out at all your faces. Some of you
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1391. loved me even when I didn't deserve it.
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1392. Some of you slapped me when I clearly
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1393. deserved it. You tased me precious
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1394. little provocation. I'm sorry. I think
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1395. I have a restraining order against you.
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1396. Oh, I said was too much. Look at all these
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1397. families and children. How do
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1398. these people live like this? It's
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1399. disgusting. All of you helped me learn an
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1400. important lesson. There's only one win
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1401. that matters now. Let's play some
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1402. basketball.
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1403. How big an investment did you make in
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1404. training company anyway? Oh, I own it
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1405. outright. Makes sense. Probably sell it
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1406. next week. Touche.
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1407. You're a good dad, Rob. You're a good mom.
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1408. Garb, I was thinking, why don't the three
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1409. of us get together this weekend, have a
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1410. little picnic? Oh, yeah. Why not?
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1411. Why not? Hey,
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1412. baldilock, I want to see a rebound. Come
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1413. on. Run that set again. Remember, winners
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1414. are just losers who do what's right. Come
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1415. on, now. Hustle, hustle, hustle. Use his
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1416. favorite line.
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1417. Here we go.
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1418. We'll get him next time. So silly.
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1419. Another sweet Daddy Walsh adventure comes
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1420. to a satisfying conclusion. What are you
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1421. talking about? I don't understand how
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1422. anything you did helped to make this
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1423. situation better. Don't you?
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1424. Why?
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1425. Han,
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1426. think it's over. But it's just starting.
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1427. Can't you see? Ain't going nowhere until
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1428. the others finally see it takes a strong
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1429. one to stand and face the coming
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1430. dark don't be our
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1431. heart no,
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1432. it ain't our heart it
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1433. ain't our burp S-A-O-F
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1434. grade Lacey Logan called me pretty. Not
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1435. handsome pretty. And that felt good.
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1436. Everybody loves a compliment. In 7th
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1437. grade, Moisha convinced me to steal Carly
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1438. Truitt's underwear from the girls locker
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1439. room. And I did. And god, they were so
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1440. soft, silky, you know, why don't they make
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1441. men's underwear more?
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1442. And in 8th grade, I had it down bad for
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1443. Jessica Montgomery. And I didn't feel like
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1444. a girl at all that year, you know what I
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1445. mean? But in 9th grade, Jessica broke up
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1446. with me. And I had a good cry.
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1447. Jake called me a sissy. And I don't
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1448. know why it's so wrong for men to cry.
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1449. Who made that rule?
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1450. You waiting for you. You always have the
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1451. freedom. Take it. Cover the freedom.
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