1. - ♪ All the world is bright and joyfulCopy !req
2. It's for you, darling.Copy !req
3. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
4. Oh, Jim, dear.Copy !req
5. It's the one I was admiring, isn't it?Copy !req
6. - Trimmed with ribbons?Copy !req
7. - Well, it has a ribbon.Copy !req
8. Oh, how sweet.Copy !req
9. - You like her, darling?
- Oh, I love her.Copy !req
10. What a perfectly beautiful little lady.Copy !req
11. Come on, Lady. Over here.Copy !req
12. That's a girl.Copy !req
13. There, now.
A nice little bed for you.Copy !req
14. But Jim, dear, are you sure
she'll be warm enough?Copy !req
15. Why, of course, darling.
She'll be snug as a bug in a... uh-oh.Copy !req
16. Almost forgot something.Copy !req
17. There.Copy !req
18. Good night, Lady.Copy !req
19. Now, now, don't worry, darling.Copy !req
20. She'll go right to sleep.Copy !req
21. No, no, Lady.Copy !req
22. This is where you belong, right here.Copy !req
23. - Aw, look. She's lonesome.Copy !req
24. Don't you think maybe...?
Just for tonight?Copy !req
25. Now, darling, if we're going
to show her who's master,Copy !req
26. we must be firm
from the very beginning.Copy !req
27. - Lady!Copy !req
28. Stop that now!Copy !req
29. Stop it!Copy !req
30. - Lady! Quiet, now. You hear me?Copy !req
31. Back to bed!Copy !req
32. Quick, now.Copy !req
33. Not one more sound.Copy !req
34. Jim, dear.Copy !req
35. - Aw, Jim.
- Hm? What?Copy !req
36. Oh, all right.Copy !req
37. But remember, just for tonight.Copy !req
38. All right, Lady. All right.Copy !req
39. I'm up. I'm up, Lady. I...Copy !req
40. Oh, no!Copy !req
41. What's wrong, Jim?
What is it?Copy !req
42. Can't you explain
to Lady about Sundays?Copy !req
43. Have you noticed, darling,
since we've had Lady,Copy !req
44. we see less and less
of those disturbing headlines?Copy !req
45. Yes, I just don't know
how we ever got along without her.Copy !req
46. Say, she must be about six months old.Copy !req
47. We'd better be getting her a licence.Copy !req
48. Hope it fits.Copy !req
49. My, but it does look nice.Copy !req
50. So grown up.Copy !req
51. Won't Jock and Trusty be surprised?Copy !req
52. That's a grand sight.Copy !req
53. Jock!Copy !req
54. Oh, Jock!Copy !req
55. Hello, Jock.Copy !req
56. Oh! Oh, it's you, lassie.Copy !req
57. Notice anything different?Copy !req
58. Eh... You've had a bath?Copy !req
59. No, not that.Copy !req
60. - You've had your nails clipped?
- Mm-mm.Copy !req
61. Guess again.Copy !req
62. Well, I wouldn't a-be a-knowin'.Copy !req
63. Why, lassie.Copy !req
64. A bonnie new collar.Copy !req
65. - Do you like it?
- Aye.Copy !req
66. Hm...
It must be very expensive.Copy !req
67. - Have you shown it to Trusty yet?
- No.Copy !req
68. We'd best go at once.Copy !req
69. You know how sensitive
he is about these things.Copy !req
70. He's dreaming.Copy !req
71. Aye.Copy !req
72. Dreamin' of those bonnie bygone daysCopy !req
73. when he and his grandfather
were trackin' criminalsCopy !req
74. through the swamps.Copy !req
75. - They were?
- But that was before...Copy !req
76. Before what?Copy !req
77. 'Tis time you knew the truth, lassie.Copy !req
78. It shouldn't have happened to a dog.Copy !req
79. But, well...Copy !req
80. Trusty has lost his sense of smell.Copy !req
81. - No!
- Aye.Copy !req
82. But we must never let on
that we know, lassie.Copy !req
83. It would break his poor heart.Copy !req
84. Uh... Uh...Copy !req
85. Which way did he go?
Which way did he go?Copy !req
86. - Go?
- Yeah, big fella.Copy !req
87. About, uh, six-foot-two.Copy !req
88. No, uh, three.Copy !req
89. Wore a striped suit. No collar. Uh...Copy !req
90. Why, Miss Lady.Copy !req
91. You have a collar.Copy !req
92. Mm-hm.Copy !req
93. And a licence.Copy !req
94. My, my.Copy !req
95. - How time does fly.
- Aye.Copy !req
96. It seems only yesterday
she was cuttin' her teethCopy !req
97. on Jim Dear's slippers,Copy !req
98. and now there she is, a full-grown lady.Copy !req
99. Wearin' the greatest honour
man can bestow.Copy !req
100. The badge of faith and respectability.Copy !req
101. That's right, Miss Lady.Copy !req
102. As my grandpappy,
Old Reliable, used to say...Copy !req
103. I don't recollect if I've ever
mentioned Old Reliable before.Copy !req
104. Aye, you have, laddie.Copy !req
105. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
106. - Ooh! It's Jim Dear.Copy !req
107. Please excuse me.Copy !req
108. Hello, there, Lady.Copy !req
109. Come on, beat you home.Copy !req
110. Oh... You win again.Copy !req
111. Steady, now.Copy !req
112. Steady.Copy !req
113. Well, what have we here? Oh...Copy !req
114. Big girl now, huh?Copy !req
115. All right.Copy !req
116. Oh. Ladies first.Copy !req
117. You know, darling, with Lady here,Copy !req
118. I'd say life is quite complete.Copy !req
119. Yes, dear.Copy !req
120. I don't imagine anything could
ever take her place in our hearts.Copy !req
121. What a day!Copy !req
122. Well, now to dig up some breakfast.Copy !req
123. Hm?Copy !req
124. - Aw. Cute little rascals.Copy !req
125. Gootchie-gootchie-goo.Copy !req
126. Now. That breakfast, let's see.Copy !req
127. Bernie's?Copy !req
128. Hm. No. Francois...Copy !req
129. No, no.Copy !req
130. Nope. Too much starch. Ah!Copy !req
131. Tony's. Oh, that's it.Copy !req
132. I haven't been there in a week.Copy !req
133. ♪ A beautiful day to make pizzaCopy !req
134. Well, buon giorno, Butch.Copy !req
135. You want-a your breakfast, eh?Copy !req
136. OK. The boss, he's a-saving
some a-nice bones for you.Copy !req
137. Breakfast comin' up from a-left field.Copy !req
138. Good catch!Copy !req
139. Whoa, boy, whoa.Copy !req
140. Hey. Psst!Copy !req
141. Psst!Copy !req
142. Blimey.Copy !req
143. - Look, Peg, it's the tramp.
- Shh!Copy !req
144. Hiya, handsome.
Come to join the party?Copy !req
145. All right, all right.
No time for wisecracks.Copy !req
146. I've got to get you out.Copy !req
147. I'm telling you, the pressure's
really on. Signs all over town.Copy !req
148. - Gee, thanks.
- You're a bit of all right, chum.Copy !req
149. - OK, OK, get going.
- Hey! What's going on over there?Copy !req
150. Scram. And be careful.Copy !req
151. Why, you mangy mutt.Copy !req
152. Hey. Let go. Let go of me. Ah!Copy !req
153. Well. Snob hill! Ha.Copy !req
154. Hi, gals. How's pickings?Copy !req
155. Pretty slim, eh?Copy !req
156. Yeah. I'll bet they've got
a lid on every trash can.Copy !req
157. Uh-oh.Copy !req
158. And a fence around every tree.Copy !req
159. I wonder what the leash
and collar set does for excitement.Copy !req
160. Lassie. Lassie!Copy !req
161. Oh, Miss Lady, ma'am.Copy !req
162. Miss Lady!Copy !req
163. Ah! Good morning, lassie.Copy !req
164. 'Tis a bonnie, braw, bright day... Eh...Copy !req
165. day.Copy !req
166. Why, Miss Lady.Copy !req
167. Is something wrong?Copy !req
168. Aye. Tell us, lassie.Copy !req
169. - If somebody's been mistreatin' ya...
- Oh, no, Jock.Copy !req
170. It's something I've done, I guess.Copy !req
171. You?Copy !req
172. It must be.Copy !req
173. - Jim Dear and Darling are acting so...Copy !req
174. - Jim Dear and Darling?
- Hush, lad.Copy !req
175. Now, lassie,
get on with the details.Copy !req
176. Well, I first noticed itCopy !req
177. the other day
when Jim Dear came home.Copy !req
178. Down, Lady, down!Copy !req
179. Darling, darling!Copy !req
180. Are you all right?Copy !req
181. Of course I am.
Why shouldn't I be?Copy !req
182. I just can't help worrying.Copy !req
183. After all, in your condition,Copy !req
184. alone here all day,Copy !req
185. and walking that dog...Copy !req
186. - That dog!
- That dog?Copy !req
187. He's never called me that before.Copy !req
188. Well, now, lassie,Copy !req
189. I wouldn't worry
my wee head about that.Copy !req
190. Remember,
they're only humans, after all.Copy !req
191. That's right, Miss Lady.Copy !req
192. As my grandpappy,
Old Reliable, used to say...Copy !req
193. I don't recollect if I've ever
mentioned Old Reliable before.Copy !req
194. Aye, you have, laddie.Copy !req
195. - Uh, frequently.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
196. But now Darling is... Well...Copy !req
197. We've always enjoyed
our afternoon romp together.Copy !req
198. But yesterday...Copy !req
199. No, Lady. No walk today.Copy !req
200. No, Lady.Copy !req
201. Not now.Copy !req
202. - Lady!Copy !req
203. Drop that, Lady.Copy !req
204. Drop it, I say.Copy !req
205. It didn't hurt, really.Copy !req
206. But Darling has never
struck me... before.Copy !req
207. Now, lassie.Copy !req
208. Do not take it too seriously.Copy !req
209. After all, at a time like this...Copy !req
210. Why, yes, you see, Miss Lady,Copy !req
211. there comes a time
in the life of all humans when, uh...Copy !req
212. Well, as they put it, uh...Copy !req
213. Birds and the bees?Copy !req
214. Or... Well, uh...Copy !req
215. The stork? You know... Uh, no?Copy !req
216. - Well, uh...
- What he's trying to say, lassie,Copy !req
217. is Darling is expecting a wee bairn.Copy !req
218. Bairn?Copy !req
219. He means a baby, Miss Lady.Copy !req
220. Oh.Copy !req
221. What's a baby?Copy !req
222. Well, they resemble humans.Copy !req
223. But I'd say a mite smaller.Copy !req
224. Aye. And they walk on all fours.Copy !req
225. And if I remember correctly,
they bellow a lot.Copy !req
226. Aye. And they're very expensive.Copy !req
227. You will not be permitted
to play with it.Copy !req
228. But they're mighty sweet.Copy !req
229. And very, very soft.Copy !req
230. Just a cute little bundle.Copy !req
231. Of trouble.Copy !req
232. Yeah. They scratch, pinch, pull ears...Copy !req
233. Ah, but shucks. Any dog can take that.Copy !req
234. It's what they do to your happy home.Copy !req
235. Move it over, will you, friend?Copy !req
236. Homewreckers, that's what they are.Copy !req
237. Look here.
Who are you to barge in?Copy !req
238. The voice of experience, buster.Copy !req
239. Just wait till junior gets here.Copy !req
240. You get the urge
for a nice comfortable scratch,Copy !req
241. and...
"Put that dog out!Copy !req
242. He'll get fleas all over the baby."Copy !req
243. You start barking
at some strange mutt.Copy !req
244. "Stop
that racket. You'll wake the baby."Copy !req
245. And then!Copy !req
246. Then they hit you
in the room and board department.Copy !req
247. Remember those nice,
juicy cuts of beef?Copy !req
248. Forget them.Copy !req
249. Leftover baby food.Copy !req
250. And that nice,
warm bed by the fire?Copy !req
251. A leaky doghouse.Copy !req
252. - Oh, dear.
- Do not listen, lassie.Copy !req
253. No human is that cruel.Copy !req
254. Of course not, Miss Lady.Copy !req
255. Why, everybody knowsCopy !req
256. a dog's best friend is his human.Copy !req
257. Oh, come on now, fellas.Copy !req
258. Oh, you haven't fallen
for that old line, now have you?Copy !req
259. Aye. And we've no need for mongrelsCopy !req
260. and their radical ideas.Copy !req
261. Off with you, now. Off with you!Copy !req
262. - OK, Sandy.
- The name's Jock.Copy !req
263. - OK, Jock.
- Heather Lad of Glencairn to you!Copy !req
264. OK, OK, OK.Copy !req
265. But remember this, Pigeon.Copy !req
266. A human heart has only
so much room for love and affection.Copy !req
267. When a baby moves in,Copy !req
268. the dog moves out.Copy !req
269. Uh-huh.Copy !req
270. Let's see. That'll be about...Copy !req
271. Oh, well.Copy !req
272. Darling?Copy !req
273. There isn't any way we can tell, for
sure, what it's going to be, is there?Copy !req
274. I'm afraid not.
Nobody ever knows for certain.Copy !req
275. All we can do is hope.Copy !req
276. Darling, are you sure
you want watermelon?Copy !req
277. Mm-hm.Copy !req
278. Oh! And some chop suey too.Copy !req
279. All right, darling.Copy !req
280. That's the cutest thing I ever saw.Copy !req
281. What darling little booties!Copy !req
282. - That bonnet.
- Isn't it just too adorable?Copy !req
283. Don't you love showers?Copy !req
284. I've never seen you look more beautiful.Copy !req
285. Isn't she radiant?Copy !req
286. That's what I told Bill yesterday.Copy !req
287. "Darling looks positively radiant.Copy !req
288. Why, in all my days," I said,
"I've never seen anyone as radiant."Copy !req
289. Jim, you look terrible.Copy !req
290. Absolutely horrible.Copy !req
291. I never saw you look worse.Copy !req
292. Cheer up, Jim. Old Doc Jones
has never lost a father yet.Copy !req
293. Yes, Aunt Sarah, it's a boy.Copy !req
294. Uh-huh. A boy. And... What's that?Copy !req
295. Eyes?
Oh, what colour are they?Copy !req
296. Well, oh, gosh.Copy !req
297. I forgot to look.Copy !req
298. A boy. It's a boy, it's a... Doctor!Copy !req
299. Doctor, it's a boy!Copy !req
300. Yes, yes, I know.Copy !req
301. Uh-huh! A boy.Copy !req
302. Oh, boy, oh, boy!Copy !req
303. It's a boy, it's a boy, it's a boy!Copy !req
304. Hello? Hello, Jim?Copy !req
305. Are you there, Jim?Copy !req
306. Central, we've been cut off.Copy !req
307. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
308. Hello!Copy !req
309. ♪ What is a baby?Copy !req
310. ♪ What is a baby, anyway?Copy !req
311. ♪ La la looCopy !req
312. There, now.Copy !req
313. Little star sweeper.Copy !req
314. Dream on.Copy !req
315. Well, that should do it.Copy !req
316. We've got enough here
to take us halfway to China.Copy !req
317. Darling. Darling!Copy !req
318. We haven't much time.Copy !req
319. Jim, I just can't leave him.Copy !req
320. He's still so small and helpless.Copy !req
321. He'll be all right.Copy !req
322. Now come on. If he wakes up,
we'll never get away.Copy !req
323. Jim, I feel so guilty
deserting him like this.Copy !req
324. Nonsense.Copy !req
325. Hey. What's the matter with Lady?Copy !req
326. She thinks we're running out on him.Copy !req
327. Aw. Don't worry, old girl.Copy !req
328. We'll be back in a few days.Copy !req
329. And Aunt Sarah will be here.Copy !req
330. - With you here to help her...Copy !req
331. Oh. There's the old girl now.Copy !req
332. - Coming, Aunt Sarah. Coming!Copy !req
333. Sorry I'm late, dears.
Hope I haven't kept you waiting.Copy !req
334. - Let me take your things.
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
335. No fussing. I know my way around.Copy !req
336. On your way.
Mustn't miss your train.Copy !req
337. Have a good time,
and don't worry about a thing.Copy !req
338. Goodbye, dears. Goodbye.Copy !req
339. Goodbye.Copy !req
340. Now to see that big nephew of mine.Copy !req
341. - Gootchie-gootchie-goo.Copy !req
342. Oh, you adorable little...Copy !req
343. Good gracious!
What are you doing here?Copy !req
344. Go on, now. Shoo, shoo.
Scat. Get out of here.Copy !req
345. - Aw, there, there.Copy !req
346. Aunt Sarah won't let
that dog frighten you any more.Copy !req
347. No, no, no.Copy !req
348. ♪ Rock-a-bye baby on the treetopCopy !req
349. Do you seeing that thing
swimming round and round?Copy !req
350. Yes.Copy !req
351. Maybe we could reaching in
and make it drown.Copy !req
352. If we sneaking up upon it carefully...Copy !req
353. Do you hear what I hear?Copy !req
354. A baby cry.Copy !req
355. What's going on down there?Copy !req
356. Merciful heavens! My darlings.Copy !req
357. - My precious pets.Copy !req
358. Oh. Ooh, that wicked animal.Copy !req
359. Attacking my poor,
innocent little angels.Copy !req
360. Good afternoon, ma'am.Copy !req
361. What can I do for you?Copy !req
362. I want a muzzle.
A good, strong muzzle.Copy !req
363. Oh, yes, ma'am.
Now here's our latest.Copy !req
364. Combination leash and muzzle.Copy !req
365. Now, we'll just slip it on like this,Copy !req
366. and... No! No, no, no.Copy !req
367. Nice doggy. No, don't wiggle.Copy !req
368. Steady, now.
Now... Now, now.Copy !req
369. Careful, you little...Copy !req
370. Watch out.Copy !req
371. - Careful, doggy.
- Come back!Copy !req
372. Get over here, I say.
Come back here.Copy !req
373. Hey, Pige, what are you doing
on this side of the tracks?Copy !req
374. I thought you...Copy !req
375. Wh...?Copy !req
376. Aw, you poor kid.Copy !req
377. Oh, we've got to get this off.
Hmm.Copy !req
378. I think I know the very place.Copy !req
379. Come on.Copy !req
380. Well, here we are.Copy !req
381. - The zoo?
- Sure.Copy !req
382. No, no. This way.Copy !req
383. Follow me.Copy !req
384. - Oh.
- What's the matter, Pige?Copy !req
385. - We can't go in.
- Why not?Copy !req
386. - The sign says...
- Yeah, that's...Copy !req
387. - That's the angle.
- Angle?Copy !req
388. Look. We'll wait for the right...Copy !req
389. Uh-oh. Here we are now.Copy !req
390. Just lay low.Copy !req
391. - Hey, you!
- I beg your pardon.Copy !req
392. - Were you addressing...?
- What's the matter? Can't you read?Copy !req
393. Why, yes, in several languages.Copy !req
394. Oh, a wise guy, eh?Copy !req
395. All right, now, what's
this creature doing here?Copy !req
396. - He's not my dog.
- Oh, he's not, eh?Copy !req
397. - Go away. Get down.Copy !req
398. Go on. Why, certainly not, officer.Copy !req
399. Aye. I suppose you'll be tellin' me nextCopy !req
400. it was the dog that was whistling, eh?Copy !req
401. I'm certain I don't know.Copy !req
402. Oh! So I'm a liar now, am I?Copy !req
403. - Well, you listen to me.Copy !req
404. Ah-ha! Resisting an officer of the law.Copy !req
405. You're gonna pay. Ow!Copy !req
406. Pull a knife on me, will you?Copy !req
407. Trying to assassinate me, you are.Copy !req
408. Carrying concealed weapons.Copy !req
409. Come on, Pige.Copy !req
410. The place is ours.Copy !req
411. We'd better go
through this place from A to Z.Copy !req
412. Apes.Copy !req
413. No, no. No use even asking them.
They wouldn't understand.Copy !req
414. They wouldn't?Copy !req
415. Uh-uh. Too closely related to humans.Copy !req
416. Uh-oh.Copy !req
417. Alligators. Now there's an idea.Copy !req
418. Say, Al, do you suppose you could
nip this contraption off for us?Copy !req
419. Glad to oblige.Copy !req
420. Whoa. Whoa!Copy !req
421. Ha! If anybody ever needed
a muzzle, it's him.Copy !req
422. - Timber!
- Pigeon, look out!Copy !req
423. Now what harebrained idiot would...Copy !req
424. Hey, look. A beaver.Copy !req
425. There's the answer to our problem.Copy !req
426. Let me see here.Copy !req
427. Six-foot-six and seven-sixteenth inches.Copy !req
428. Pardon me, friend.Copy !req
429. - I wonder if you'd do us a little...
- Busy, sonny. Busy.Copy !req
430. Can't stop to gossip now.Copy !req
431. Got to slide this sycamore to the...Copy !req
432. swamp.Copy !req
433. Well, this will only take a second.Copy !req
434. Only a second? Listen, sonny.Copy !req
435. Do you realise every second,
70 centimetres of waterCopy !req
436. is wasted over that spillway?Copy !req
437. - Yeah, but...
- Gotta get this log movin', sonny.Copy !req
438. Gotta get it moving.Copy !req
439. 'Taint the cuttin' takes the time.Copy !req
440. It's the doggone haulin'.Copy !req
441. The haulin'. Exactly.Copy !req
442. - Now, what you need...
- I'd better bisect this section here.Copy !req
443. What you need is a log puller.Copy !req
444. I said a log puller!Copy !req
445. I ain't deaf, sonny.Copy !req
446. There's no need to...Copy !req
447. - Did you say log puller?Copy !req
448. And by a lucky coincidence
you see before you,Copy !req
449. modeled by the lovely little lady,
the new, improved,Copy !req
450. patented, handy dandy,
never-fail little giant log puller.Copy !req
451. The busy beaver's friend.Copy !req
452. You don't say?Copy !req
453. Guaranteed not to wear,
tear, rip or ravel.Copy !req
454. Show the customer the merchandise.Copy !req
455. And it cuts log-hauling time 66 percent.Copy !req
456. Sixty-six percent, eh?Copy !req
457. Think of that.Copy !req
458. - Well, how's it work?
- Why, it's no work at all.Copy !req
459. You merely slip this ring
over the limb like thisCopy !req
460. and haul it off.Copy !req
461. Uh, say...Copy !req
462. You mind if I slip it on for size?Copy !req
463. Help yourself, friend.Copy !req
464. OK. Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
465. How do you get
the consarned thing off, sonny?Copy !req
466. Glad you brought that up.
Glad you brought that up.Copy !req
467. To remove it, simply place
the strap between your teeth...Copy !req
468. Like this?Copy !req
469. Correct, friend. Now bite hard.Copy !req
470. You see?Copy !req
471. It's off.Copy !req
472. Say, that is simple.Copy !req
473. Well, friend, we'll be
on our way now, so...Copy !req
474. Uh-uh-uh. Not so fast now, sonny...Copy !req
475. I'll have to make certain
it's satisfactoryCopy !req
476. before we settle on a price.Copy !req
477. Oh, no, it's all yours, friend.Copy !req
478. You can keep it.Copy !req
479. Eh... I can, eh?Copy !req
480. I can?Copy !req
481. Uh-huh. It's a free sample.Copy !req
482. Well, thanks a lot.Copy !req
483. Thanks ever so...Copy !req
484. Say!Copy !req
485. It works swell.Copy !req
486. But when she put
that horrible muzzle on me...Copy !req
487. Say no more.
I get the whole picture.Copy !req
488. Aunts. Cats. Muzzles.Copy !req
489. Well, that's what comes of tying
yourself down to one family.Copy !req
490. Haven't you a family?Copy !req
491. One for every day of the week.Copy !req
492. The point is, none of them have me.Copy !req
493. I'm afraid I don't understand.Copy !req
494. It's simple.Copy !req
495. You see...Copy !req
496. Hey.Copy !req
497. Something tells me it's suppertime.Copy !req
498. Come on.
I'll show you what I mean.Copy !req
499. Take the Schultzes here.Copy !req
500. Little Fritzie, that's me, Pige,Copy !req
501. makes this his Monday home.Copy !req
502. - Monday home?
- Ach, ja.Copy !req
503. Monday's is Mama SchultzCopy !req
504. cooking der Wiener Schnitzel.Copy !req
505. Mmm. Delicious.Copy !req
506. Now, O'Brien's
here is where little Mike,Copy !req
507. that's me again, Pige,Copy !req
508. - comes of a Tuesday.
- Of a Tuesday?Copy !req
509. Begorra.Copy !req
510. That's when they're after havin'
their darlin' corned beef.Copy !req
511. You see, Pige,
when you're footloose and collar-free,Copy !req
512. well, you take nothing but the best.Copy !req
513. - Hey! Tony's!Copy !req
514. Of course. The very place
for a very special occasion.Copy !req
515. No, this way, Pige.
I have my own private entrance.Copy !req
516. Wait here.Copy !req
517. Just one minute. I'm a-comin'. I'm...Copy !req
518. What's a-matter? Somebody's
a-makin' da April Fool...Copy !req
519. Oh, hello, Butch.Copy !req
520. Where you been so long?Copy !req
521. Hey, Joe, look who's here.Copy !req
522. Well, what do you know? It's Butch.Copy !req
523. Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
524. Joe, bring some bones
for Butchy before he eat me up.Copy !req
525. - OK, Tony. OK.Copy !req
526. Bones a-coming up.Copy !req
527. Huh? Ahh!Copy !req
528. What's this?Copy !req
529. Hey, Joe, look.Copy !req
530. Butchy, he's got a new girlfriend.Copy !req
531. Well, a son of a gun!Copy !req
532. - He's a got a cockerel Spanish a-girl.Copy !req
533. Hey, she's a pretty sweet kiddo, Butch.Copy !req
534. You take-a Tony's advice
and a-settle down with this-a one, eh?Copy !req
535. "This a-one?"Copy !req
536. This one. This... Oh!Copy !req
537. Tony, you know.Copy !req
538. He's a-not a-speaking
English a-pretty good.Copy !req
539. Now, first we fix-a the table.Copy !req
540. - Here's your bones, Tony.
- OK, bones. Bones?Copy !req
541. What's the matter for you, Joe?
I break-a your face.Copy !req
542. Tonight, Butch,
he gets the best in the house.Copy !req
543. OK, Tony, you the boss.Copy !req
544. Tell me, what's your pleasure?Copy !req
545. À la carte? Dinner?Copy !req
546. Ah-ha. OK.Copy !req
547. Hey, Joe.Copy !req
548. Butch-a, he saysCopy !req
549. he wants-a two spaghetti speciale.Copy !req
550. Heavy on the meats-a ball.Copy !req
551. Tony, dogs don't talk.Copy !req
552. - He's a-talkin' to me!
- OK, he's a-talkin' to you.Copy !req
553. You the boss.Copy !req
554. Now here you are.Copy !req
555. The best spaghetti in town.Copy !req
556. ♪ This is the nightCopy !req
557. ♪ This is the nightCopy !req
558. Oh! Oh, dear.Copy !req
559. Is something wrong, Pige?Copy !req
560. - It's morning.
- Yeah.Copy !req
561. So it is.Copy !req
562. I should have been home hours ago.Copy !req
563. Why? Because you still believe in that
"ever faithful old dog Tray" routine?Copy !req
564. Aw, come on, Pige.Copy !req
565. - Open up your eyes.
- Open my eyes?Copy !req
566. To what a dog's life can really be.Copy !req
567. I'll show you what I mean.Copy !req
568. Look down there.
Tell me what you see.Copy !req
569. Well, I see nice homesCopy !req
570. with yards and fences.Copy !req
571. Exactly. Life on a leash.Copy !req
572. Look again, Pige.Copy !req
573. Look, there's a great big hunk
of world down thereCopy !req
574. with no fence around it.Copy !req
575. Where two dogs can find
adventure and excitement.Copy !req
576. And beyond those distant hills,Copy !req
577. who knows what wonderful experiences?Copy !req
578. And it's all ours for the taking, Pige.Copy !req
579. It's all ours.Copy !req
580. It sounds wonderful.Copy !req
581. But?Copy !req
582. But who'd watch over the baby?Copy !req
583. You win.Copy !req
584. Come on.Copy !req
585. I'll take you home.Copy !req
586. ♪ It's a beautiful nightCopy !req
587. Not to change the subject, but, um...Copy !req
588. Ever chase chickens?Copy !req
589. I should say not!Copy !req
590. Oh, ho! Then you've never lived.Copy !req
591. - But we shouldn't.
- I know.Copy !req
592. That's what makes it fun.Copy !req
593. Aw, come on, kid.Copy !req
594. Start building some memories.Copy !req
595. But we...
We won't hurt the chickens?Copy !req
596. Hurt 'em? No!Copy !req
597. We'll just stir 'em up a bit.Copy !req
598. Just look at those fat, lazy biddies.Copy !req
599. Why, they should've been up hours ago.Copy !req
600. Some fun, hey, kid?Copy !req
601. Hey, what's going on in there?Copy !req
602. - What's that?Copy !req
603. That's the signal to get going. Come on.Copy !req
604. Wee!Copy !req
605. - This is living, hey, kid!
- Is it?Copy !req
606. Come on, Pige. Follow me.Copy !req
607. You know, there's a little bit
of bird dog in all of us, eh, Pige?Copy !req
608. Pige? Pige?Copy !req
609. Pige? Where are you, Pige?Copy !req
610. Pige?Copy !req
611. Pigeon?Copy !req
612. Oh, Pige!Copy !req
613. Hey. Hey, Dachsie, how we coming?Copy !req
614. Just one more chorus and we're out.Copy !req
615. OK. On a downbeat.Copy !req
616. - One, two...Copy !req
617. Put her in number four, Bill,Copy !req
618. - while I check her licence number.
- OK.Copy !req
619. All right, baby, in here.Copy !req
620. Well, look yous guys,
Miss Park Avenue herself.Copy !req
621. Blimey.Copy !req
622. A regular bloomin' debutante.Copy !req
623. Yeah. And pipe the crown jewel
she's wearin'.Copy !req
624. Hey, whatcha in for, sweetheart?Copy !req
625. Putting fleas on the butler?Copy !req
626. All right, you guys.
Lay off, will you?Copy !req
627. Aw, what's the matter, Peg?Copy !req
628. We was only havin'
a bit of sport, we was.Copy !req
629. Can't you see the poor kid's
scared enough already?Copy !req
630. Pay no attention,
my little ochichernye.Copy !req
631. That's right, dearie.Copy !req
632. They don't mean no real harm.Copy !req
633. It's like Gorky says
in Lower Depths, quote:Copy !req
634. "Miserable being must find
more miserable being.Copy !req
635. Then he's happy."Copy !req
636. - Unquote.
- Boris is a philosopher.Copy !req
637. Besides, little bublichki,Copy !req
638. wearing licence here,Copy !req
639. that is like waving,
you should excuse the expression,Copy !req
640. red flag in front of bull.Copy !req
641. My licence?
But what's wrong with it?Copy !req
642. There ain't nothin' wrong with it.Copy !req
643. Confidential,
there's not one dog hereCopy !req
644. who would not give left hind leg
for such a knick-knack.Copy !req
645. That's your passport to freedom, honey.
Without it...Copy !req
646. - Hey. Hey, yous guys, look.Copy !req
647. Poor Nutsy is takin' the long walk.Copy !req
648. Where is he taking him?Copy !req
649. Through the one-way door, sister.Copy !req
650. You... You mean he's...Copy !req
651. Oh, well.Copy !req
652. A short life and a merry one.Copy !req
653. Yeah, that's what
the Tramp always says.Copy !req
654. - The Tramp?
- Now there's a blokeCopy !req
655. what never gets caught.Copy !req
656. He's given the slip
to every dogcatcher in this burg.Copy !req
657. You won't believe this, dearie,
but no matter how tight a jam he's in,Copy !req
658. that Tramp always finds some way out.Copy !req
659. I can quite easily believe that.Copy !req
660. Ah, but remember, my friends,Copy !req
661. even Tramp has his Achilles' heel.Copy !req
662. Pardon me, amigo.
What is this "chilli heel"?Copy !req
663. Achilles' heel, Pedro.Copy !req
664. This is meaning his, uh... weaknesses.Copy !req
665. Oh. Oh, the dames. Yeah.Copy !req
666. He has an eye
for a well-turned paw, he has.Copy !req
667. Let's see. There's been Lulu.Copy !req
668. Yeah, and Trixie.Copy !req
669. Und Fifi.Copy !req
670. And my sister,Copy !req
671. Rosita Chiquita Juanita Chihuahua.Copy !req
672. I think.Copy !req
673. What a dog.Copy !req
674. Yeah. Tell us about it, Peg.Copy !req
675. What a dog!Copy !req
676. Peg used to be
in the Dog and Pony Follies.Copy !req
677. - ♪ You can never tellCopy !req
678. Yeah.Copy !req
679. But he never takes them serious.Copy !req
680. Ah, but someday he is meeting
someone different.Copy !req
681. Some delicate, fragile creatureCopy !req
682. who's giving him a wish
to shelter and protect.Copy !req
683. Like Miss Park Avenue here, eh, matey?Copy !req
684. Hm-hm. Could be.Copy !req
685. - But when he does...
- Yeah. I'm way ahead of ya.Copy !req
686. Under the spell of true love...Copy !req
687. The poor chump grows careless...Copy !req
688. The Cossacks are picking him up...Copy !req
689. And it's curtains for the Tramp.Copy !req
690. It's the little cocker, Bill.Copy !req
691. - In number four.
- OK.Copy !req
692. All right, baby.Copy !req
693. They've come to take you home.Copy !req
694. You're too nice a girl
to be in this place.Copy !req
695. Courage, man.Copy !req
696. Courage!Copy !req
697. But, uh...Copy !req
698. I've never even considered matrimony.Copy !req
699. Nor I.Copy !req
700. But no matter which of us she accepts,Copy !req
701. we'll always be the best of friends.Copy !req
702. Now remember,Copy !req
703. not a word
about her unfortunate experience.Copy !req
704. - We don't want to hurt her feelings.
- Uh, yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
705. Lassie.Copy !req
706. Miss Lady, ma'am.Copy !req
707. Please, I don't want to see anybody.Copy !req
708. Now, now, lassie.Copy !req
709. Don't feel that way about it.Copy !req
710. Of course not, Miss Lady.Copy !req
711. Why, some of the finest people
I ever tracked downCopy !req
712. - were jailbirds.
- Quiet!Copy !req
713. You great loony!Copy !req
714. Uh, please, lassie.Copy !req
715. We've come with a proposition
for helpin' ya.Copy !req
716. Help me? What do you mean?Copy !req
717. Well, now...Copy !req
718. You see, lassie...Copy !req
719. Neither of us is as young
as we used to be.Copy !req
720. But we're still in the prime of life.Copy !req
721. Aye.Copy !req
722. And we've both got
very comfortable homes.Copy !req
723. That's right. Where we knowCopy !req
724. you'll be welcome
and appreciated, Miss Lady.Copy !req
725. So... So, to come directly
to the point...Copy !req
726. If you could, uh...Copy !req
727. find it possible to, uh...Copy !req
728. To, uh...Copy !req
729. You're both very kind,
and I do appreciate it.Copy !req
730. - But...
- Oh, Pigeon.Copy !req
731. Oh, Pi...Copy !req
732. Oh! Oh, hi, boys.Copy !req
733. Anything new in the kennel club set?Copy !req
734. A little something
I picked up for you, Pige.Copy !req
735. Hmph.Copy !req
736. Looks like I'm the one
that's in the doghouse.Copy !req
737. If this person
is annoying you, Miss Lady...Copy !req
738. We'll gladly throw the rascal out.Copy !req
739. That won't be necessary. Thank you.Copy !req
740. Very well, ma'am.Copy !req
741. You... You...Copy !req
742. mongrel!Copy !req
743. Aw, come on, Pige.Copy !req
744. - It wasn't my fault.
- Hmph.Copy !req
745. I thought you were
right behind me. Honest.Copy !req
746. When I heard they'd taken you
to the pound...Copy !req
747. Oh! Don't even mention
that horrible place.Copy !req
748. I was so embarrassed and...Copy !req
749. - ... and frightened.
- Oh, now, now.Copy !req
750. Who could ever harm
a cute little trick like you?Copy !req
751. Trick? Trick!Copy !req
752. - That reminds me, who is Trixie?
- Trixie?Copy !req
753. And Lulu and Fifi
and Rosita Chiquita wh...Copy !req
754. - Whatever her name is.
- Chiquita...Copy !req
755. Oh! Yes! Well, I... I...Copy !req
756. As far as I'm concerned,
you needn't worry about your old heel.Copy !req
757. My heel?Copy !req
758. I don't need you
to shelter and protect me.Copy !req
759. - But...
- If you grow careless, don't blame me.Copy !req
760. I don't care if the Cossacks
do pick you up! Goodbye.Copy !req
761. - And take this with you.Copy !req
762. Stop that.Copy !req
763. Hush, now, hush.Copy !req
764. Stop that racket!Copy !req
765. What's wrong, Pige?Copy !req
766. - A rat!
- Where?Copy !req
767. Upstairs, in the baby's room!Copy !req
768. - How do I get in?
- The little door.Copy !req
769. On the porch.Copy !req
770. Merciful heavens!Copy !req
771. Oh! Oh, you poor little darling.Copy !req
772. No, no, no.
Thank goodness you're not hurt.Copy !req
773. You... You vicious brutes. Back!Copy !req
774. Get back!Copy !req
775. Go on! Get back!Copy !req
776. The pound. The pound, that's it.
I'll call the pound.Copy !req
777. Come here, you. Come here!Copy !req
778. Come on, come on. Come along.Copy !req
779. - I'll call them this minute.Copy !req
780. I won't sleep a wink
with that brute in the house.Copy !req
781. Hello? Hello!Copy !req
782. I don't care if you
are alone there, young man.Copy !req
783. I insist you pick him up immediately.Copy !req
784. Darling, look.Copy !req
785. If you want my advice
you'll destroy that animal at once.Copy !req
786. Don't worry, ma'am.Copy !req
787. We've been after this one for months.Copy !req
788. We'll take care of him.Copy !req
789. - What do you suppose...?
- Say, what's going on here?Copy !req
790. Just picking up a stray, mister.Copy !req
791. - Come on, giddap.Copy !req
792. Caught him attacking a baby.Copy !req
793. - Good heavens.
- My baby.Copy !req
794. Aunt Sarah!Copy !req
795. Aunt Sarah!Copy !req
796. Aunt Sarah!Copy !req
797. I was certain he was no good
the moment I first laid eyes on him.Copy !req
798. Yeah, but, uh...Copy !req
799. I never thought
he'd do a thing like that.Copy !req
800. Thank goodness I got there
in time. There they were...Copy !req
801. No, I'm sure there
must be some mistake.Copy !req
802. - Lady wouldn't...Copy !req
803. Watch out! That dog's loose.
Keep her away.Copy !req
804. Nonsense.
She's trying to tell us something.Copy !req
805. - What is it, old girl?Copy !req
806. What are you try...Copy !req
807. Darling, Aunt Sarah, come here.Copy !req
808. - What is it, Jim?
- Aah! A rat!Copy !req
809. A rat?Copy !req
810. We should've known.Copy !req
811. I misjudged him.Copy !req
812. Badly.Copy !req
813. Come on. We got to stop that wagon.Copy !req
814. But, man, we don't know
which way they've gone.Copy !req
815. We'll track 'em down.Copy !req
816. And then?Copy !req
817. We'll hold 'em.Copy !req
818. Hold 'em at bay.Copy !req
819. Now what?Copy !req
820. The scent. Follow the scent.Copy !req
821. Ach... Let's face it, man.Copy !req
822. We both know you've lost
your sense of smell.Copy !req
823. - Go on, get out of here.Copy !req
824. - Go on, get away.Copy !req
825. Easy. Go on, get away.Copy !req
826. Watch it now. Watch it!Copy !req
827. Hi, Pige.Copy !req
828. All right, everybody, watch the birdy.Copy !req
829. - Steady, now.Copy !req
830. Hold it.Copy !req
831. I guess I used a little too much.Copy !req
832. Uh-oh.Copy !req
833. Darling, visitors.Copy !req
834. Visitors?Copy !req
835. Why, it's Jock.Copy !req
836. And good old Trusty.Copy !req
837. Careful now, man.Copy !req
838. Careful. It's a wee bit slippery.Copy !req
839. Yes, yes.Copy !req
840. All right, boy. We'll let 'em in.Copy !req
841. No, no, not you, young man.Copy !req
842. You're going to take a nap.Copy !req
843. Well, Merry Christmas.Copy !req
844. Come in. If you'll just
step into the parlour,Copy !req
845. I'll see about refreshments.Copy !req
846. Darling, where did you
put the dog biscuits?Copy !req
847. The box Aunt Sarah sent for Christmas.Copy !req
848. In the kitchen, Jim, dear.Copy !req
849. Oh, no doubt about it.Copy !req
850. They've got their mother's eyes.Copy !req
851. - Aye.Copy !req
852. But there's a bit of
their father in them too.Copy !req
853. Well, and I see you finally
acquired a collar.Copy !req
854. Oh. Yes.Copy !req
855. Complete with licence.Copy !req
856. Oh, yeah, a new collar.Copy !req
857. Caught the scent the moment
I came in the house.Copy !req
858. - Trusty, I says,Copy !req
859. Trusty, somebody's
wearing a new collar.Copy !req
860. 'Course, my sense of smellCopy !req
861. is very highly developed.Copy !req
862. Runs in the family, you know.Copy !req
863. There'll be no livin'
with him from now on.Copy !req
864. As my grandpappy,
Old Reliable, used to say...Copy !req
865. I don't recollect if I've ever
mentioned Old Reliable before.Copy !req
866. No, you haven't, Uncle Trusty.Copy !req
867. Huh? I haven't?Copy !req
868. Well, um...Copy !req
869. As Old Reliable used to say...Copy !req
870. He'd say, uh...Copy !req
871. Uh...Copy !req
872. Hmm.Copy !req
873. Doggone.Copy !req
874. You know,Copy !req
875. I clean forgot what it was
he used to say.Copy !req