1. Perhaps we should take him
to the Abbot in the morning.Copy !req
2. No, no one should know of this.Copy !req
3. Can I help you?Copy !req
4. Ahh.Copy !req
5. Master Pain, what do we do?Copy !req
6. Open the mouth.Copy !req
7. The Chosen One!Copy !req
8. Huh? What?Copy !req
9. Baby—Copy !req
10. Kill it!Copy !req
11. We will all be cursed!Copy !req
12. Hmm. Hmm?Copy !req
13. Mm? Hmm!Copy !req
14. Mm, lighter, mm-hmm.Copy !req
15. So cute.Copy !req
16. Bye-bye!Copy !req
17. He's in the movie.Copy !req
18. So is she.Copy !req
19. He is too.Copy !req
20. It's starting now.Copy !req
21. The child had become a man.Copy !req
22. Rolling to the bottom of a gully,Copy !req
23. he was raised by various rodents.Copy !req
24. Having no true home,
he wandered the wilderness...Copy !req
25. in search of the one
who stole his life.Copy !req
26. So on he walked...Copy !req
27. and sometimes drove.Copy !req
28. And occasionally,Copy !req
29. partied with the desert creatures.Copy !req
30. Party! Party! Party!Copy !req
31. Little did he know...Copy !req
32. that before him lied a mystical road...Copy !req
33. of great warriors and legends.Copy !req
34. Your days are over, mister.Copy !req
35. He lived under constant attack.Copy !req
36. What they had not accomplished
when he was a child...Copy !req
37. they sought to now finish.Copy !req
38. Through his adversity,
he learned to fight...Copy !req
39. - and fight well.Copy !req
40. The more he fought,
the more his powers grew.Copy !req
41. - I mean, crap, man! Look at that.
- Ohh—Copy !req
42. That's, like, his stomach plugCopy !req
43. on the ground back there.Copy !req
44. You don't see that every day.Copy !req
45. I mean, that doesn't really even seem
possible if you think about it,Copy !req
46. with body organs and cartilage
and bones and—Copy !req
47. I mean, I'm no doctor, but it was,
like, one clean chunk.Copy !req
48. Uh-oh. Trouble.Copy !req
49. Open your mouth!Copy !req
50. Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi! Uuh!Copy !req
51. I need gopher-chuks.Copy !req
52. Uh—Copy !req
53. Uuh!Copy !req
54. Our... sexual... preferences...Copy !req
55. are... our... own... business.Copy !req
56. - Yeah.
- Oh, you.Copy !req
57. Alfalfa.Copy !req
58. Hey, oh. Huh?Copy !req
59. He's an outsider.
Have you ever seen him before?Copy !req
60. Mm-mm.
Well, twice.Copy !req
61. Hey, who's he?Copy !req
62. I don't know.Copy !req
63. and that day, I vowed to find
the man who killed my family.Copy !req
64. Can you help me?Copy !req
65. And why have you come to me?Copy !req
66. You are Master Tang.
Your skills are greatly known.Copy !req
67. I've traveled many years
and miles to find you.Copy !req
68. How many miles?
Would you say ten million?Copy !req
69. Eh—
No, I don't think ten million.Copy !req
70. Look, I need your help.
I live under constant attack.Copy !req
71. Hmm. Your story
makes my heart heavy...Copy !req
72. and my prostate weak.Copy !req
73. My bladder is full to bursting.Copy !req
74. I feel for you and your grave loss.Copy !req
75. However, it will be impossible
for us to help you.Copy !req
76. Master, I implore you to reconsider.Copy !req
77. Hmm. Okay!Copy !req
78. The man you seek,
his name is Master Pain.Copy !req
79. He has great powers and is well
protected by the Evil Council.Copy !req
80. But now I am in a quandary.Copy !req
81. For if your story is true,
then you would—Copy !req
82. Huh?Copy !req
83. What are the odds of that?Copy !req
84. You would be the Chosen One.Copy !req
85. Master!Copy !req
86. Ah, again with the squeaky shoes.Copy !req
87. Master, I was hoping one day
I could be the Chosen One.Copy !req
88. - Be quiet!
- Master!Copy !req
89. I don't like him very much.
Let's kill him.Copy !req
90. - Sit down!
- Eeyah!Copy !req
91. I must apologize for Wimp Lo.
He is an idiot.Copy !req
92. We have purposely trained
him wrong, as a joke.Copy !req
93. Hah!
If you've got an ass, I'll kick it.Copy !req
94. - Hmm.
- Legend tells us...Copy !req
95. that the true Chosen One...Copy !req
96. will bear the mark of infinite wisdom.Copy !req
97. Yea, yea!Copy !req
98. What in God's name is that thing?Copy !req
99. He seems to be the reason
I'm pursued.Copy !req
100. There are so many things
I've yet to understand.Copy !req
101. - Does it have a name?
- Tonguey.Copy !req
102. I should not have asked.Copy !req
103. Still, this is a glorious day,Copy !req
104. for the Chosen One has come to free us
from the Evil Council.Copy !req
105. I remember a long time ago...Copy !req
106. when a good friend of mine told me...Copy !req
107. there would be a Chosen One.Copy !req
108. There will be a Chosen One.Copy !req
109. Then he told me...Copy !req
110. of the significance.Copy !req
111. It will be significant.Copy !req
112. And then he killed the dog.Copy !req
113. I now officially know too much.
And why are you in bed?Copy !req
114. Oh, you won't even believe
what happened next.Copy !req
115. - No, please!
- Very well, Chosen One.Copy !req
116. I invite you
to train with us...Copy !req
117. until you find the whereabouts
of Master Pain.Copy !req
118. - I'll do it!
- In your dreams!Copy !req
119. Ohh—Copy !req
120. Yes, yes.
Yes, play me like a drum.Copy !req
121. By the way, my student Ling,
here, will assist you.Copy !req
122. Be not concerned of her
shyness for it will pass.Copy !req
123. There you go.Copy !req
124. I will stay... eh, to train.Copy !req
125. Thank you, Master Tang.Copy !req
126. Now, you two,
on with your training.Copy !req
127. - Yes. Sure.
- As you know,Copy !req
128. I am a man of special needs.Copy !req
129. You will now receive
the Fist of Fury.Copy !req
130. Prepare the long rubber glove.Copy !req
131. Eeny, meeny,Copy !req
132. miney, moe,Copy !req
133. I wonder where my glove will go.Copy !req
134. - Open your mouth!
- Open it!Copy !req
135. You! Open!Copy !req
136. Hey, guys, what's goin' on?Copy !req
137. Hey! Ooh!Copy !req
138. Master Pain, it is a great honorCopy !req
139. having you beating
random people in our town.Copy !req
140. Especially that helpless man
you just hit. Welcome!Copy !req
141. Hmm. My finger points.Copy !req
142. Wimp Lo,
you must be careful.Copy !req
143. Your confidence is disproportional
to your abilities.Copy !req
144. You think losing is winning.Copy !req
145. Heh? Uh, uh— Huh?Copy !req
146. Hmm. The Chosen One
is here to help us.Copy !req
147. - I like him a lot, and—
- Listen! Shh.Copy !req
148. I see the way you look at him.
I'm a man, too, you know.Copy !req
149. - I go pee-pee standing up.
- Hmm. Mm.Copy !req
150. - I will defeat him!
- Please, don't.Copy !req
151. I will...Copy !req
152. defeat him!Copy !req
153. - Whee!
- Whee!Copy !req
154. The Chosen One trained,Copy !req
155. for part of him knew
what lied ahead.Copy !req
156. Wow! I'll have some
of whatever he's smokin'!Copy !req
157. Huh!Copy !req
158. The others soon warmed up to him...Copy !req
159. and his "friend."Copy !req
160. Mm! Mm, mm!Copy !req
161. Hmm.
Knock, Knock. Who's there?Copy !req
162. Your butt that's about to be kicked.Copy !req
163. Take a close look,
'cause I rule, baby!Copy !req
164. And who do you rule?
The Large, Dark Nipple People?Copy !req
165. I rock... and roll...
all day long, sweet Susie!Copy !req
166. I challenge you!Copy !req
167. Leap that wall if you're so great.Copy !req
168. Hmm!Copy !req
169. Big deal. Up and over! Oi!Copy !req
170. - Hmm!
- Huh!Copy !req
171. Now we'll... learn who's the best.Copy !req
172. Hmm!Copy !req
173. Huh? I— Uh—Copy !req
174. Aha! Face-to-foot style.
How'd you like it?Copy !req
175. I'm sure on some planet
your style is quite impressive.Copy !req
176. But your weak link is,
this is Earth.Copy !req
177. Oh, yeah? Try my nuts-to-your-fist style!Copy !req
178. Oh! Uuh!
Who's laughing now?Copy !req
179. Please, stop!
Wimp Lo sucks as a fighter!Copy !req
180. A child could beat him!Copy !req
181. I'm gonna count to three,Copy !req
182. and if I hear
one more friggin' squeak,Copy !req
183. - I'm gonna take his shoes and shove 'em—
- Chosen One!Copy !req
184. Master Pain's in town!Copy !req
185. Did you hear that?
Master Pain? Are you sure?Copy !req
186. Gotcha now! Guy-ee!Copy !req
187. - Ay, ay! Why? Why?
- No! Please!Copy !req
188. I am bleeding,
making me the victor.Copy !req
189. Master Pain's meeting with the mayor.
Oh, this is bad.Copy !req
190. Eh, Master Pain...Copy !req
191. will perform his skill.Copy !req
192. Please.Copy !req
193. Mm, hah!Copy !req
194. Towel. Mm, thanks.Copy !req
195. Now, then, Master Pain
has heard rumor...Copy !req
196. that the Chosen One
was spotted in town.Copy !req
197. Do what he says,
or he'll cut off your big toe.Copy !req
198. On that you can trust me.
Let him hear it.Copy !req
199. Oh, that's tender.
That is tender.Copy !req
200. Thank you.
I have been called "bad" before.Copy !req
201. Many have said I do things...Copy !req
202. that are not correct to do.Copy !req
203. I don't believe in such talk as this.Copy !req
204. I am nice man with happy feelings
all of the time!Copy !req
205. First, a joke.Copy !req
206. What do you get when you cross
an owl with a bungee cord?Copy !req
207. My ass. Nyah, ha ha! Ha ha!Copy !req
208. - Enough!
- Hmph!Copy !req
209. Gentlemen,
from this day forward...Copy !req
210. you will all refer to me
by the name "Betty."Copy !req
211. But isn't Betty a woman's name?Copy !req
212. Easy, easy!Copy !req
213. We don't want to lose
any more toes here.Copy !req
214. You'll all have to excuse
Master Pain— uh, Betty.Copy !req
215. It's 12:00 and time for his nap.Copy !req
216. Heh, Betty?Copy !req
217. Hmm, sleepy time.Copy !req
218. Come along.
Whoo! Aah!Copy !req
219. I must find if I, too,
possess this special skill.Copy !req
220. Remember, do not stop
until I give you the signal,Copy !req
221. or dramatically throw you to the ground
and request a towel.Copy !req
222. I'm ready.Copy !req
223. Ooh, ow! You can't—Copy !req
224. Could you please—Copy !req
225. Er, uh, should we keep going?Copy !req
226. He said to hit him until he gave
the signal to stop.Copy !req
227. Did anyone hear the signal?Copy !req
228. Well, he was whining for a while.Copy !req
229. - Do you think whining was the signal?
- Rr-rr!Copy !req
230. Hey, whoa, easy.
We should wait a second or so.Copy !req
231. Hey, guys.Copy !req
232. Come on. Oh, well.Copy !req
233. Hey, wait, wait.Copy !req
234. He did say the part about dramatically
throwing us off his body.Copy !req
235. Oh, that's right. Yeah.Copy !req
236. Okay.Copy !req
237. Go ahead.Copy !req
238. Throw us off!Copy !req
239. He's not gonna die, is he?Copy !req
240. You think he wants his towel?Copy !req
241. - Hey, uh—
- That's pretty still.Copy !req
242. Maybe it's time we should—
We better get home, guys.Copy !req
243. Nobody say anything to Mom.Copy !req
244. Hmm?Copy !req
245. Hmm.Copy !req
246. Hah!Copy !req
247. I am Whoa.Copy !req
248. Okay.Copy !req
249. It is not yet your time.
You must not stand against Master Pain.Copy !req
250. - It's "Betty" now.
- Oh. You must not stand against Betty.Copy !req
251. If you fight, he will kill you.Copy !req
252. You need special training.
You cannot defeat him now.Copy !req
253. - I'm-I'm sorry?
- You cannot defeat him now.Copy !req
254. I will defeat him.Copy !req
255. If you can beat him, then you should
have no problem beating me.Copy !req
256. Mm!Copy !req
257. Ah! Hmm, not bad.Copy !req
258. What's wrong?Copy !req
259. - The supreme gift.
- Hmm?Copy !req
260. - You must trust the power of the tongue.
- Hmm?Copy !req
261. - But I must warn you...
- Hmm?Copy !req
262. in the meadow you will find Betty's
great protector, Moon Yew.Copy !req
263. Avoid the meadow.
We will meet again, Chosen One,Copy !req
264. many more times...
in the sequel.Copy !req
265. Ow!Copy !req
266. Well, at least I have you, boy.Copy !req
267. Master Tang,
what are you doing here?Copy !req
268. - I've come to kick ass.
- Oh!Copy !req
269. I know you seek the Chosen One.Copy !req
270. And I know...
what you did to his family.Copy !req
271. Now— Ooh! Oi! I'm going to beat you up!Copy !req
272. Do you need a glass of water
or something?Copy !req
273. Jeez, at least cover your mouth!Copy !req
274. - We're all going to catch it!
- Fight... or die!Copy !req
275. Okay, I'll shake your bouncy booty!
Hit it!Copy !req
276. Please, Betty. Master Tang is unable
to fight you. He's pretty sick.Copy !req
277. Why, I oughta— Ooh!Copy !req
278. Don't.
He'll kill you like a small dog.Copy !req
279. Let your anger be
as a monkey in a pinata,Copy !req
280. hiding with the candy, hoping the kids
don't break through with the stick.Copy !req
281. Aw, jeez. And now the snorting starts.Copy !req
282. I'm sorry. I must fight you
when I am stronger.Copy !req
283. Good-bye, Sally.Copy !req
284. It's Betty, you son of a pig.Copy !req
285. The name is Betty.Copy !req
286. But Chosen One,
I want to help you, but I—Copy !req
287. I-I-I-I—Copy !req
288. I— I just can't.Copy !req
289. I won't. Whee-ooh!Copy !req
290. He wasn't at the restaurant.
Do you know where he is?Copy !req
291. No, no! He'll kill you.Copy !req
292. Don't go. Please.Copy !req
293. Stay alive. Stay and live
a life here with me.Copy !req
294. Ee-ooh-ee-ooh-ee!Copy !req
295. Look, Ling, those curlicues on your face
make me so hot I can't think straight.Copy !req
296. He is well protected.
It's impossible.Copy !req
297. You'll never make it.
Never make it.Copy !req
298. Ever make it.Copy !req
299. Never make it.
You'll never make it, ever.Copy !req
300. Don't you see?
You can't make it.Copy !req
301. I implore you to reconsider.Copy !req
302. Hmm. Okay.Copy !req
303. He spends his time at the top
of a waterfall, swinging a chain around.Copy !req
304. There.Copy !req
305. You've got what you wanted.
Now go!Copy !req
306. Hmm.Copy !req
307. Remember, avoid the meadow.Copy !req
308. Hmm.Copy !req
309. Huh?Copy !req
310. Ahh!Copy !req
311. Hmm! Hmm!Copy !req
312. Whoa-oa-oa!Copy !req
313. Hmm!Copy !req
314. Hah! Huh?Copy !req
315. Hah! Hah!Copy !req
316. Mm?Copy !req
317. Huh? You like it?
Huh? Feels good, huh?Copy !req
318. Well, you must be quite a fighter
to make it past my cow.Copy !req
319. What is it you want?Copy !req
320. Evil Betty,Copy !req
321. I've come to finish something
I should've done years ago.Copy !req
322. Remember these?Copy !req
323. Well, you've grown.Copy !req
324. I thought you looked familiar.Copy !req
325. Sorry, I didn't recognize you
without crap in your pants.Copy !req
326. I've trained my whole life
for this day.Copy !req
327. I spanked you as a baby.
I'll spank you now, bitch!Copy !req
328. Good luck.
Wait!Copy !req
329. You mustn't!
You are not ready!Copy !req
330. - Who are you?
- Ling's father. Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh-ee!Copy !req
331. - Oh, dear.
- No one man can defeat Betty.Copy !req
332. When you girls are done kissing,
I've got some ass kicking for you!Copy !req
333. I have to avenge my family!Copy !req
334. Ohh!Copy !req
335. At that moment,Copy !req
336. the Chosen One learned
a valuable lesson about iron claws.Copy !req
337. They hurt like crap, man!Copy !req
338. Chosen One! Oh!Copy !req
339. Shirt ripper!Copy !req
340. Chosen One was clearly not ready.Copy !req
341. He should have listened
to that one-boobed chick.Copy !req
342. Hmm!Copy !req
343. Water... everywhere!Copy !req
344. Uuh! All over me!
I'm... getting... wet!Copy !req
345. Uuh! I'm falling!
You're falling!Copy !req
346. We're falling!Copy !req
347. A whale!Copy !req
348. Mm-mm. Hmm.
Mmm, memento!Copy !req
349. Huuh, Chosen One,
I am sorry.Copy !req
350. I'll get you some help.Copy !req
351. Let me know if you see
a Radio Shack.Copy !req
352. Hmm.Copy !req
353. - All: Once again.
- Master Tang: With feeling.Copy !req
354. One... of us...Copy !req
355. is wearing... a pushup bra.Copy !req
356. It's lacy—Copy !req
357. Master Tang, please help me.Copy !req
358. - I'm bleeding.
- Hey! I remember you!Copy !req
359. Just like old times!Copy !req
360. - Ah, Rikki-Tikki-Tavi! Rikki-Tikki!
- Too tight! Stop hugging me!Copy !req
361. - I have a mortal wound!
- Where? Where does it hurt?Copy !req
362. Oh, pretty much around
the big, bloody spot. Oh!Copy !req
363. Come inside. I'll get the Neosporin.Copy !req
364. Please, I'm dying.Copy !req
365. You must listen to me.Copy !req
366. I feel the Chosen One
may give up hope.Copy !req
367. This must not happen.Copy !req
368. The creature in his tongue,
although a little disturbing,Copy !req
369. possess a great
supernatural power-r-r!Copy !req
370. W-Without Tonguey,
the council is invincible.Copy !req
371. They will come to Betty's aid.
Do you understand?Copy !req
372. No. I don't understand you.Copy !req
373. - Aha!
- No. Don't do that. It hurts.Copy !req
374. No, it's good,
it's good!Copy !req
375. No, no, please.
I have a wound there.Copy !req
376. Come on.
Don't spoil everything.Copy !req
377. This works for both of us, huh?Copy !req
378. Yeah-ahh!Copy !req
379. The news of your father
weighs heavy on my heart.Copy !req
380. Evidently, his wound
never closed up properly.Copy !req
381. He gave his life for mine.Copy !req
382. I'm so sorry, Ling.Copy !req
383. He was my father my entire life.Copy !req
384. We were friends.
I loved him.Copy !req
385. And now he's dead—Copy !req
386. except for his hair and nails— dead.Copy !req
387. I don't understand...Copy !req
388. why people have to die.Copy !req
389. Whee-ooh-whee-ooh-whee-ooh!Copy !req
390. And now...Copy !req
391. if-if I lose you—Copy !req
392. Oh, man, I'm a little,
tiny, horny honey.Copy !req
393. Mm.Copy !req
394. - Hmm!
- Mmm!Copy !req
395. - Mm-mm-mm!
- Mmm!Copy !req
396. Ooh-whee-ooh!Copy !req
397. Oh, but I don't know.
It's so soon.Copy !req
398. I can't remember the last time
I felt like this.Copy !req
399. So ready for action.Copy !req
400. So ready for love!Copy !req
401. Hmm?Copy !req
402. I need you now in the worst way.Copy !req
403. I can't control it!Copy !req
404. Take me, man meat!Copy !req
405. But I don't want you
to think I'm a slut.Copy !req
406. Huh?Copy !req
407. What? What now?Copy !req
408. How do I proceed?Copy !req
409. Simba.Copy !req
410. I... am not Simba.Copy !req
411. I am the Chosen One.Copy !req
412. Ah, yes.
I am Mu Shu Fasa.Copy !req
413. You must not be troubled,
Cho-Simba One.Copy !req
414. He took everything from me—
a family I never knew.Copy !req
415. What good am I now?
His powers are greater than mine.Copy !req
416. Yes, plus when you were
hit with his iron claw,Copy !req
417. you did scream like a wussy.Copy !req
418. Look inside yourself,
Cho-Simba.Copy !req
419. You must take your place
in the great circle of...Copy !req
420. stuff.Copy !req
421. Behold the symbols.Copy !req
422. One over here,Copy !req
423. the other over there.Copy !req
424. Remember, weakening
and defeating Betty...Copy !req
425. is the first step to revealing
the council's identity.Copy !req
426. What is this Evil Council
everyone speaks of?Copy !req
427. The answer you seek resides
in the stars above.Copy !req
428. I don't understand.Copy !req
429. Of course you don't.Copy !req
430. I'm speaking in riddles.Copy !req
431. That's kind of the point,
like a clue that will later make you go,Copy !req
432. "Oh, that's what he meant!
Stars above!"Copy !req
433. Please tell me.
What is my purpose?Copy !req
434. Train, Cho-Simba.Copy !req
435. You must reach the next level.Copy !req
436. - This is CNN.
- Wait, Mu Shu.Copy !req
437. - CNN.
- What of my tongue?Copy !req
438. - C... N...
- Mu Shu!Copy !req
439. N!Copy !req
440. Hmm? A tiger.Copy !req
441. Hmm? Tiger, tiger, tiger.Copy !req
442. Hmm! Bird.Copy !req
443. Birdie. Birdie, birdie.Copy !req
444. Hmm.Copy !req
445. I am a great magician.Copy !req
446. Your clothes are red!Copy !req
447. Wow! Please.Copy !req
448. Do it again. Wait, who's that?Copy !req
449. B— Betty.Copy !req
450. H-He's alive, Betty.Copy !req
451. He's still alive, Betty.Copy !req
452. Still alive!
How can that be?Copy !req
453. Oh, this is bad.
This is very bad.Copy !req
454. Your clothes are black.Copy !req
455. Oh, the council
will not be pleased.Copy !req
456. Uh, but, Betty,
do they have to know?Copy !req
457. He's supposed to be dead.
I am responsible.Copy !req
458. Nyah! He, alone, can disrupt
the Evil Council's plan.Copy !req
459. Him and that infernal Tonguey!
Eh, red clothes!Copy !req
460. Uh, Master Betty,Copy !req
461. might I inquire, what is
the Evil Council's plan?Copy !req
462. Huh! It is evil.Copy !req
463. My, it is so evil!Copy !req
464. It is a bad, bad plan...Copy !req
465. that will hurt many people...Copy !req
466. that are good.Copy !req
467. I think it's great,
'cause it's so bad.Copy !req
468. I-I see... I think.Copy !req
469. But, Master Betty,
what of the Chosen One?Copy !req
470. Hmm.Copy !req
471. I'll kill him.
I'll kill him dead.Copy !req
472. Hmm, like with—
with a rock or something.Copy !req
473. Like a— like a stone.Copy !req
474. - He carries the basket.
- He carries the paper roller.Copy !req
475. Yaah! Hmm.Copy !req
476. - Have you seen him before?
- Never!Copy !req
477. Ventriloquists, huh?Copy !req
478. Nyah, nyah, nyah!Copy !req
479. You know the location of the Chosen One.
Where is he?Copy !req
480. On the life of my dummy,
I swear this—Copy !req
481. I'll never tell you where he is!Copy !req
482. - I am the Chosen One, outside the wall!
- Yeah, the wall!Copy !req
483. Your mouth tricks will not work
on me, ventriloquists.Copy !req
484. And so began Betty's killing spree.Copy !req
485. No one was safe.
Ouchie!Copy !req
486. Aiding the Chosen One...Copy !req
487. became an offense punishable by death.Copy !req
488. Hmm. Orson.Copy !req
489. Welles.Copy !req
490. - I swing a bit more.
- I swing a bit less.Copy !req
491. - Got ya.
- Whee-oh!Copy !req
492. - What? Please!
- Hold still, ma'am. Here she is, Betty.Copy !req
493. The Chosen One
disappeared last night.Copy !req
494. - What have you done with him?
- Funny.Copy !req
495. I thought you could tell me.Copy !req
496. Hmm. In your dreams.
Whee-oh!Copy !req
497. Hmm!Copy !req
498. I like 'em feisty.Copy !req
499. You disgust me.
Whee-oh-oh-oh!Copy !req
500. Ee-oh, whee-oh, pee-oh,
ee-oh, pee-oh!Copy !req
501. Whee!Copy !req
502. Whee! Ohh!Copy !req
503. - She hit me, Betty.
- No!Copy !req
504. Go follow her,
then save her...Copy !req
505. for me.Copy !req
506. Coo-coo!
Coo-coo!Copy !req
507. I'm just a birdy, too.Copy !req
508. Uh-huh? Uh-huh?Copy !req
509. - Huh?
- Yaah!Copy !req
510. Okay, so here were my options.Copy !req
511. "A," quickly duck sideways,
dodge the claw,Copy !req
512. then take him out
with a spinning back kick.Copy !req
513. Or "B," take the claw in the face,Copy !req
514. then roll on the ground and die.Copy !req
515. Hmm. Should have gone
with "A."Copy !req
516. That's right!
Follow me!Copy !req
517. Right into my trap!Copy !req
518. You go that way.
I'll go home.Copy !req
519. Hmm? Hmm?Copy !req
520. Huh?Copy !req
521. Hmm?Copy !req
522. Oh! Chosen One!Copy !req
523. - Ling?
- Hurry!Copy !req
524. - I'm coming!
- Chosen One!Copy !req
525. I'm coming!Copy !req
526. Chosen One!Copy !req
527. I'm coming!Copy !req
528. Chosen One!Copy !req
529. I'm coming!Copy !req
530. Go get some snacks.Copy !req
531. Perhaps a carbonated soda.Copy !req
532. I hope they have Icees!Copy !req
533. I've chosen the large tub.Copy !req
534. My nipples look like Milk Duds.Copy !req
535. I've got some yellow liquid
for your popcorn,Copy !req
536. and it's non-dairy.Copy !req
537. I... will... not... be stopped...Copy !req
538. by a tiny net!Copy !req
539. I'll reverse the capture method,Copy !req
540. and yaah— free.Copy !req
541. Now I have to find Ling.Copy !req
542. Ling!Copy !req
543. Wimp Lo?Copy !req
544. Chosen One.Copy !req
545. Huh? Master!Copy !req
546. - Chosen One.
- Oh, Master.Copy !req
547. Do I look all right?Copy !req
548. Uh, yeah, sure.Copy !req
549. On a scale from one to ten—Copy !req
550. Uh... one.Copy !req
551. Come. Come closer, please.Copy !req
552. Listen and listen well.Copy !req
553. I really like the band 'N Sync.Copy !req
554. My favorite member is Harpo.Copy !req
555. I think there's a Harpo.Copy !req
556. If not, there should be.Copy !req
557. I will write their next hit, maybe.Copy !req
558. By the way, you must be wary
of Betty's iron claws.Copy !req
559. They are sharp,
and they hurt.Copy !req
560. And beware his song
about big butts.Copy !req
561. He beats you up
while he plays it!Copy !req
562. Master, no!Copy !req
563. Chosen.
- Huh?Copy !req
564. Huh?Copy !req
565. Ling!Copy !req
566. Chosen One, I'm... dying.Copy !req
567. No. Please.Copy !req
568. Remember,Copy !req
569. I will always...Copy !req
570. love... you.Copy !req
571. Whee! Ee-ee!Copy !req
572. Ling! Ohh!Copy !req
573. Huh?Copy !req
574. Dog!Copy !req
575. Oh, it's okay, boy.Copy !req
576. No, it's not. Huh?
Chosen One.Copy !req
577. Master!Copy !req
578. Oh, Master.Copy !req
579. You're alive.Copy !req
580. I only did this—Copy !req
581. That doesn't mean
a person is dead.Copy !req
582. Chosen.
- Huh?Copy !req
583. - Ling!
- Chosen One.Copy !req
584. Why did you run off?Copy !req
585. Why did you leave me?Copy !req
586. But I thought— Huh?Copy !req
587. Oh, dog! You're alive!Copy !req
588. Hey, if you're all alive,
then surely Wimp Lo—Copy !req
589. Wimp!Copy !req
590. Oh.Copy !req
591. Betty has gone too far.Copy !req
592. Killing is wrong... and bad.Copy !req
593. There should be a new,
stronger word for killing...Copy !req
594. like "badwrong"
or "badong."Copy !req
595. Yes, killing is "badong."Copy !req
596. From this moment,
I will stand for the opposite of killing,Copy !req
597. "gnodab."Copy !req
598. Excuse me, kind blacksmith.Copy !req
599. Do you know where I can find little,
silver, triangular pyramid caps...Copy !req
600. - roughly an inch and a half in diameter?
- Right here in my hand.Copy !req
601. Yaah!Copy !req
602. Betty's protective caps
were the source of his power.Copy !req
603. In order to defeat him,
they would have to be removed.Copy !req
604. Chosen One tried and tried,Copy !req
605. but they were too smooth
to pull and pointy.Copy !req
606. So they would, like,
poke your hands...Copy !req
607. if you didn't get it just right.Copy !req
608. So he got frustrated,
as any one of us would.Copy !req
609. Okay, maybe a little more
than any one of us would.Copy !req
610. I'll never be able to do it, ever!Copy !req
611. Don't look at me!Copy !req
612. Your hands— let me see.Copy !req
613. It hurts?Copy !req
614. How 'bout now?Copy !req
615. And now?Copy !req
616. And this?Copy !req
617. You broke a thermometer
in my hands.Copy !req
618. Rub it all in my hair.Copy !req
619. You just get stranger
and stranger and stranger.Copy !req
620. Your hands—
How are they now?Copy !req
621. I don't know.
They feel like they're on fire.Copy !req
622. Huh.Copy !req
623. So you really think that's hot?Copy !req
624. 'Cause I'll show you hot.Copy !req
625. Now try.Copy !req
626. You have helped me reach
the next level.Copy !req
627. And here I was starting to think
you were just a sadistic psycho bitch.Copy !req
628. So, what you—
what you guys doing later, huh?Copy !req
629. I was just going to hang out, but...Copy !req
630. maybe we could get
a pizza or, you know,Copy !req
631. scam some chicks
or something, right?Copy !req
632. 'Cause, um, I don't know—Copy !req
633. I do like the ladies,
you know. I do like 'em.Copy !req
634. Hmm, I like-a them,
and they like-a me back.Copy !req
635. Master Betty, my compliments.Copy !req
636. That tiny net was surefire.Copy !req
637. Hmm, yes, a tiny net
is a death sentence.Copy !req
638. It's a net, and it's tiny.Copy !req
639. Sure. At this very moment,
he's out in a field,Copy !req
640. rotting like a papaya,Copy !req
641. while we're in here,
cozy and enjoying the good life.Copy !req
642. Huh?Copy !req
643. Oh?Copy !req
644. Oh, man!Copy !req
645. This is all I need.Copy !req
646. Hmm. Hmm.Copy !req
647. Uh, E-Evil Council?Copy !req
648. I-I, uh, got-got your message.Copy !req
649. Hello?Copy !req
650. Now batting, Mike Piazza!Copy !req
651. Whoa. Oh, sorry, Evil Council.Copy !req
652. I-It's just echoey, and I—Copy !req
653. No, that-that is not possible.Copy !req
654. Not again.
He has to be dead.Copy !req
655. No, no.Copy !req
656. I can handle him,Copy !req
657. but, of course,
welcome your assistance.Copy !req
658. So he's at the temple.Copy !req
659. Thank you, Evil Council.Copy !req
660. This guy is toast.Copy !req
661. Tell me...
what you're thinking.Copy !req
662. Of how best
to deal with Betty.Copy !req
663. But you've mastered
your technique.Copy !req
664. You should be able
to beat him now.Copy !req
665. I'm sorry?Copy !req
666. But you mastered
your technique.Copy !req
667. You should be able
to beat him now.Copy !req
668. I got everything but the last part,
through "you should be able."Copy !req
669. You should be able
to beat him now.Copy !req
670. Perhaps, but wooden dummies
don't fight back.Copy !req
671. While I'm ripping out the caps,
I'm completely defenseless.Copy !req
672. For instance, the first move
could be like this.Copy !req
673. I could leap like a freak, then throw in
a back-snapping eel strike.Copy !req
674. But he'd have a clear shot at my ribs.Copy !req
675. I could always pretend I'm a bird.Copy !req
676. But that would just look stupid
and leave my small, sensitive ballsCopy !req
677. completely exposed.Copy !req
678. The best approach would be
to go for both caps at once.Copy !req
679. No matter what the tactic,
they all have a flaw.Copy !req
680. You should be able
to beat him now!Copy !req
681. No matter.
I think I have an idea.Copy !req
682. We're children! We're children!
We're children!Copy !req
683. We're children! We're children!Copy !req
684. - I'll take a pound of nuts.
- That's a lot of nuts!Copy !req
685. That'll be four bucks, baby!
You want fries with that?Copy !req
686. He just left with nuts!Copy !req
687. I know you're here.Copy !req
688. My name's Betty. Nyah!Copy !req
689. Huh?Copy !req
690. Yaah!Copy !req
691. - Waah!
- Shirt ripper!Copy !req
692. Hit it.Copy !req
693. Hmm, I could dance like that...Copy !req
694. if I felt like it.Copy !req
695. You killed my family,Copy !req
696. and I don't like
that kind of thing.Copy !req
697. Eh? Oh, doggie hump.Copy !req
698. And then all hell broke loose.Copy !req
699. Oh, yes, the council.Copy !req
700. Ho-ho!Copy !req
701. Yes, the Evil Council...Copy !req
702. are aliens.Copy !req
703. They're French.Copy !req
704. Ha-ha-ha!
Stinky pits and all, baby!Copy !req
705. Okay, fire me up.Copy !req
706. Oh, yes! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
707. Ha ha!Copy !req
708. Oh, God.Copy !req
709. Hmm, as you've probably concluded,Copy !req
710. the Evil Council is based in France...Copy !req
711. and will soon rise to world domination.Copy !req
712. Enjoy the paralyzer!Copy !req
713. Huh?Copy !req
714. Another paralyzer!Copy !req
715. Say good night, floppy.Copy !req
716. Hmm.Copy !req
717. Your booties.Copy !req
718. Do it for your family,
and so I can be in the sequel.Copy !req
719. Stars above. Aliens.
Was I right or what?Copy !req
720. Oh, you need
to open your mouth.Copy !req
721. YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO FRENCH ALIENS!Copy !req
722. Sacrebleu!Copy !req
723. Uh— Huh?Copy !req
724. Oh, no, guys. Come on!Copy !req
725. Ouch. I fell
and hurt my tummy.Copy !req
726. Thank you, squirrel friend.Copy !req
727. Your soft, cushy body helped absorb
the force of his blow.Copy !req
728. Now, for my part of the bargain.Copy !req
729. Chosen One!Copy !req
730. Chosen!Copy !req
731. Whee! Whee! Whee!Copy !req
732. Chosen, you're alive.Copy !req
733. It's okay, Ling. There's nothing
to worry about anymore.Copy !req
734. That's what he thought.Copy !req
735. What is your purpose?Copy !req
736. Whee-ohh!Copy !req
737. Hmm. I see you brought
your friends this time.Copy !req
738. You mustn't.
You are not ready.Copy !req
739. Rub it all in my hair.Copy !req
740. Let me know if you see
a Radio Shack.Copy !req
741. He has great powers
and is well protected by the Evil Council.Copy !req
742. He has great powers
and is well protected by the Evil Council.Copy !req
743. And playback.Copy !req
744. That's a lot of nuts!Copy !req
745. Why don't you turn it down a little bit?Copy !req
746. Open your mouth.Copy !req
747. Yea-yea!Copy !req
748. Okay, cut.
I-I can't work with this thing.Copy !req
749. Yea-yea!Copy !req
750. At least the winking— the winking
has to stop. Stop the—Copy !req
751. Yea-yea!Copy !req
752. Look, I'll get some tweezers...Copy !req
753. and choke you with a cotton ball,
you son of a—Copy !req
754. Okay, I'm gonna need a cup.Copy !req
755. Up and over!Copy !req
756. And now he's dead.Copy !req
757. Oh, jeez.
I forgot my line again.Copy !req
758. I think it's—Copy !req
759. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
760. Oh.Copy !req
761. You don't seem too sweaty—Copy !req
762. No, don't do that.
It hurts.Copy !req
763. Cut! Cut!Copy !req
764. The director said cut.Copy !req
765. You should stop that now.Copy !req
766. Yeah, I'm aware of that.Copy !req
767. I'm rehearsing.
You know— Rehearse.Copy !req
768. From this day forward,Copy !req
769. you will all refer to me
by the game—Copy !req
770. Oh, jeez. Did I say "game"?Copy !req
771. It was a long day.Copy !req
772. Hey, is someone going to come get me?Copy !req
773. There's like a hawk or something.Copy !req
774. Oh, dear. That's not good.Copy !req
775. Um, Mr. Hawk,Copy !req
776. could you please, uh,
stop with the leg-eating?Copy !req
777. Oh, my. Hey, it's not funny.Copy !req
778. What's so—
He's a predator, for crying out loud!Copy !req
779. Hey, just because
you fade to black...Copy !req
780. doesn't mean he's stopped.Copy !req
781. He's still eating me.
I promise.Copy !req
782. Somebody give me a stick!Copy !req
783. Save the whales.Copy !req