1. Master Pain, what do we do?Copy !req
2. Open the mouth.Copy !req
3. The Chosen One.Copy !req
4. Kill it.Copy !req
5. We will all be cursed.Copy !req
6. Argh!Copy !req
7. Lighter.Copy !req
8. So cute.Copy !req
9. Bye-bye.Copy !req
10. The child had become a man.Copy !req
11. Rolling to the bottom of a gully, he was
taken in by a large band of stinky rodents.Copy !req
12. Having no true home,
he wandered the wildernessCopy !req
13. in search of the one who stole his life.Copy !req
14. So on he walked.Copy !req
15. And sometimes drove.Copy !req
16. And occasionally partied
with the desert creatures.Copy !req
17. Your days are over, mister.Copy !req
18. He lived under constant attack.Copy !req
19. What they had not accomplished when
he was a child, they sought now to finish.Copy !req
20. Through this adversity, he learned to fight...Copy !req
21. and fight well.Copy !req
22. The more he fought,
the more his powers grew.Copy !req
23. I mean, crap, man. Look at that.Copy !req
24. That's like his stomach plug
on the ground back there.Copy !req
25. You don't see that everyday.Copy !req
26. I mean, that doesn't really even
seem possible if you think about it,Copy !req
27. with body organs and cartilage and bones.Copy !req
28. I mean, I'm no doctor,
but it was, like, one clean chunk.Copy !req
29. Uh-oh. Trouble.Copy !req
30. Urrr!Copy !req
31. Open your mouth!Copy !req
32. Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya.Copy !req
33. Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya. Bleugh.Copy !req
34. Gophers. Help!Copy !req
35. Whooargh!Copy !req
36. Aargh.Copy !req
37. Aargh.Copy !req
38. Aaaarrrgggh!Copy !req
39. Aarrgghh.Copy !req
40. Aagh!Copy !req
41. Our... sexual... preferences...Copy !req
42. are... our... own... business.Copy !req
43. Our... sexual... preferences...Copy !req
44. are... our... own... business.Copy !req
45. Alfalfa.Copy !req
46. Ooeeoo.Copy !req
47. Ooeeoo?Copy !req
48. He's an outsider.
Have you ever seen him before?Copy !req
49. No. Well, twice.Copy !req
50. Ooeeoo.Copy !req
51. Hey, who's he?Copy !req
52. I don't know.Copy !req
53. And that day I vowed to find the man
who killed my family. Can you help me?Copy !req
54. And why have you come to me?Copy !req
55. You are Master Tang.
Your skills are greatly known.Copy !req
56. I've traveled many years
and miles to find you.Copy !req
57. How many miles?
Would you say ten million?Copy !req
58. No, I don't think ten million.Copy !req
59. Look, I need your help.
I live under constant attack.Copy !req
60. Your story makes my heart heavy
and my prostate weak.Copy !req
61. My bladder is full to bursting.Copy !req
62. I feel for you and your grave loss. However,
it will be impossible for us to help you.Copy !req
63. Master, I implore you to reconsider.Copy !req
64. Hm. OK.Copy !req
65. The man you seek, his name is Master Pain.Copy !req
66. He has great powers and
is well protected by the Evil Council.Copy !req
67. But I am now in a quandary.Copy !req
68. For if your story is true, then you would...Copy !req
69. Oh, man. What are the odds of that?Copy !req
70. You would be the Chosen One.Copy !req
71. Master!Copy !req
72. Ah, again with the squeaky shoes.Copy !req
73. Master, I was hoping to be the Chosen One.Copy !req
74. Be quiet.Copy !req
75. Master, I don't like him
very much. Let's kill him.Copy !req
76. Sit down!Copy !req
77. I must apologise for Wimp Lo. He is an idiot.Copy !req
78. We have purposely
trained him wrong, as a joke.Copy !req
79. If you've got an ass, I'll kick it!Copy !req
80. Legend tells us that the true Chosen One
will bear the mark of infinite wisdom.Copy !req
81. Ya-yi. Ya-yi.Copy !req
82. What in God's name is that thing?Copy !req
83. He seems to be the reason I'm pursued. There
are so many things I've yet to understand.Copy !req
84. Does it have a name?Copy !req
85. Tonguey.Copy !req
86. I should not have asked.Copy !req
87. Still, this is a glorious day,Copy !req
88. for the Chosen One has come
to free us from the Evil Council.Copy !req
89. I remember a very long time ago
when a good friend of mine told meCopy !req
90. there would be a Chosen One.Copy !req
91. There will be a Chosen One.Copy !req
92. Then he told me of the significance.Copy !req
93. It will be significant.Copy !req
94. And then he killed the dog.Copy !req
95. That's so much more than I needed to know.Copy !req
96. Why are you in bed?Copy !req
97. You won't even believe
what happened next.Copy !req
98. - No, please.
- Very well, Chosen One.Copy !req
99. I invite you to train with us.Copy !req
100. I will help you find
the whereabouts of Master Pain.Copy !req
101. I'll do it.Copy !req
102. In your dreams.Copy !req
103. Yes, yes. Play me like a drum.Copy !req
104. My student Ling here will assist you.Copy !req
105. Be not concerned of her shyness,
for it will pass.Copy !req
106. There you go.Copy !req
107. I will stay... to train.Copy !req
108. Thank you, Master Tang.Copy !req
109. Now, you two, on with your training.Copy !req
110. Yes. Sure.Copy !req
111. As you know, I am a man of special needs.Copy !req
112. You will now receive the Fist of Fury.Copy !req
113. Prepare the long rubber glove.Copy !req
114. Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.Copy !req
115. I wonder where my glove will go.Copy !req
116. Open your mouth.Copy !req
117. Come on, open.Copy !req
118. Hey, guys, what's goin' on?Copy !req
119. Hey, you.Copy !req
120. Master Pain, it is a great honour having you
beating random people in our town.Copy !req
121. Especially that helpless man you just hit.Copy !req
122. Welcome!Copy !req
123. My finger points.Copy !req
124. Wimp Lo, you must be careful.Copy !req
125. Your confidence is disproportional to
your abilities. You think losing is winning.Copy !req
126. Huh?Copy !req
127. The Chosen One is here
to help us. I like him. A lot.Copy !req
128. Listen. Shh.Copy !req
129. I see the way you look at him.Copy !req
130. I'm a man too, you know.
I go peepee standing up.Copy !req
131. I will defeat him.Copy !req
132. Please don't.Copy !req
133. I will... defeat him.Copy !req
134. Wheeee!Copy !req
135. The Chosen One trained,
as part of him knew what lied ahead.Copy !req
136. Wow. I'll have some of
whatever he's smoking.Copy !req
137. The others soon warmed up
to him and his... friend.Copy !req
138. Knock, knock. Who's there?Copy !req
139. Your butt, that's about to be kicked.Copy !req
140. Take a close look, cos I rule, baby!Copy !req
141. And who do you rule?
The large-dark-nipple people?Copy !req
142. I rock and roll
all day long, Sweet Susie.Copy !req
143. I challenge you.Copy !req
144. Leap that wall, if you're so great.Copy !req
145. Big deal. Up and over.Copy !req
146. Now we'll learn who's the best.Copy !req
147. Hah! Face-to-foot style. How d'you like it?Copy !req
148. I'm sure on some planet
your style is quite impressive.Copy !req
149. But your weak link is... this is earth.Copy !req
150. Oh yeah? Try my-nuts-to-your-fist style.Copy !req
151. Who's laughing now?Copy !req
152. Please, stop.Copy !req
153. Wimp Lo sucks as a fighter.
A child could beat him.Copy !req
154. I'm going to count to three.Copy !req
155. If I hear one more squeak,
I'll take his shoes and shove them up his...Copy !req
156. Chosen One! Master Pain's in town.Copy !req
157. Did you hear that?
Master Pain. Are you sure?Copy !req
158. Gotcha now. Ha.Copy !req
159. Hey, hey. Hey, wait, wait.Copy !req
160. I'm bleeding. Making me the victor.Copy !req
161. Master Pain's meeting with the mayor.
Ohh, this is bad.Copy !req
162. Master Pain will perform his skill.Copy !req
163. Please.Copy !req
164. Towel.Copy !req
165. Now then, Master Pain has heard rumour
that the Chosen One has come to town.Copy !req
166. Do as he says or he'll cut off your big toe.Copy !req
167. On that you can trust me.Copy !req
168. Thank you.Copy !req
169. I have been called bad before.Copy !req
170. Many have said that I do things
that are not correct to do.Copy !req
171. I don't believe in such talk as this.Copy !req
172. I am a nice man with happy feelings
all of the time.Copy !req
173. First, a joke.Copy !req
174. What do you get when you cross
an owl with a bungee cord?Copy !req
175. My ass.Copy !req
176. Enough.Copy !req
177. Gentlemen, from this day forward,Copy !req
178. you will all refer to me by the name Betty.Copy !req
179. But isn't Betty a woman's name?Copy !req
180. Easy, easy. We don't want
to lose any more toes here.Copy !req
181. You'll have to excuse Master Pain... uh, Betty.Copy !req
182. It's 12 o'clock and time for his nap.Copy !req
183. Betty, sleepy time. Come along.Copy !req
184. Ohh! Ohh!Copy !req
185. I must find if I too possess this special skill.Copy !req
186. Remember, do not stop
until I give you the signalCopy !req
187. or dramatically throw you
to the ground and request a towel.Copy !req
188. Should we keep going?Copy !req
189. He said to hit him until
he gave the signal to stop.Copy !req
190. Did anyone hear the signal?Copy !req
191. No. He was whining for a while.Copy !req
192. Do you think whining was the signal?Copy !req
193. Maybe we should wait for a second or so.Copy !req
194. Hey, come on.Copy !req
195. Oh, well.Copy !req
196. Wait, he did say the partCopy !req
197. about dramatically throwing us off his body.Copy !req
198. Oh!Copy !req
199. Oh, yeah. That's right.Copy !req
200. OK. Go ahead. Throw us off.Copy !req
201. Maybe he wants his towel.Copy !req
202. Hey, he's pretty still.Copy !req
203. We better get home, guys.Copy !req
204. Nobody say anything to Mom.Copy !req
205. I am Whoa.Copy !req
206. OK.Copy !req
207. It is not yet your time.
You must not stand against Master Pain.Copy !req
208. It's Betty now.Copy !req
209. Oh. You must not stand against Betty.Copy !req
210. If you fight, he will kill you.Copy !req
211. You need special training.
You cannot defeat him now.Copy !req
212. I'm sorry?Copy !req
213. You cannot defeat him now.Copy !req
214. I will defeat him.Copy !req
215. If you can beat him, then
you should have no problem beating me.Copy !req
216. Not bad.Copy !req
217. What's wrong?Copy !req
218. The supreme gift.Copy !req
219. Hm?Copy !req
220. You must trust the power of the tongue.Copy !req
221. Hm?Copy !req
222. I must warn you.Copy !req
223. Hm?Copy !req
224. In the meadow, you will find
Betty's great protector, Moon Yu.Copy !req
225. Avoid the meadow.Copy !req
226. We will meet again, Chosen One.Copy !req
227. Many more times... in the sequel.Copy !req
228. At least I have you, boy.Copy !req
229. Taco Bell, Taco BellCopy !req
230. Product placement with Taco BellCopy !req
231. Enchirito, Macho BurritoCopy !req
232. Master Tang. What are you doing here?Copy !req
233. I've come to kick ass.Copy !req
234. I know you seek the Chosen One,
and I know what you did to his family.Copy !req
235. So I've come to...Copy !req
236. beat you up.Copy !req
237. Do you need a glass of water or something?Copy !req
238. Jeez, at least cover your mouth.
We're all going to catch it.Copy !req
239. Fight, or die.Copy !req
240. OK. I'll shake your bouncy booty. Hit it!Copy !req
241. Please, Betty. Master Tang
is unable to fight you. He's pretty sick.Copy !req
242. Why, I oughta...Copy !req
243. Don't! He'll kill you like a small dog.Copy !req
244. Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata,Copy !req
245. hiding with the candy...Copy !req
246. hoping the kids don't
break through with the stick.Copy !req
247. Now we're all going to catch it.Copy !req
248. I am sorry.Copy !req
249. I must fight you when I am stronger.Copy !req
250. Good bye, Sally.Copy !req
251. It's Betty, you son of a pig.Copy !req
252. The name is Betty.Copy !req
253. Mm-hm.Copy !req
254. Chosen One, I know we've just met.Copy !req
255. I want to help you, but I... I... I... I...Copy !req
256. I... I just can't.Copy !req
257. I won't. Ooeeoo.Copy !req
258. He wasn't at the restaurant.
Do you know where he is?Copy !req
259. No, no. He'll kill you.Copy !req
260. Don't go. Please.Copy !req
261. Stay alive. Stay and live a life here with me.Copy !req
262. Ooeeoo. Ooeeoo. Ooeeooee.Copy !req
263. Look, Ling. Those curlicues on your face
make me so hot I can't think straight.Copy !req
264. He is well protected.Copy !req
265. It's impossible. You'll never make it.
Never... make it.Copy !req
266. Ever make it. Never make it.Copy !req
267. Never make it. You'll never make it ever.Copy !req
268. Don't you see? You can't make it.Copy !req
269. Ling, I implore you to reconsider.Copy !req
270. Hm. OK.Copy !req
271. He spends his time at the top of a waterfall,
swinging a chain around.Copy !req
272. There. Now you've got
what you wanted, now go.Copy !req
273. Ooeeoo.
Ooeeooeeooeeooeeoo ooeeoo.Copy !req
274. Ooeeooeeooee...Copy !req
275. Ooeeooooo
ooeeoo ooeeoo ooeeoo...Copy !req
276. avoid the meadow.Copy !req
277. Swingin' the chain, swingin' the chainCopy !req
278. Swingin' the chain, swingin' the...Copy !req
279. Huh?Copy !req
280. Well! You must be quite a fighter
to make it past my cow.Copy !req
281. What is it you want?Copy !req
282. Evil Betty,Copy !req
283. I have come to finish something
I should have done years ago.Copy !req
284. Remember these?Copy !req
285. Well! You've grown.Copy !req
286. I thought you looked familiar, but I didn't
recognise you without crap in your pants.Copy !req
287. I've trained my whole life for this day.Copy !req
288. I spanked you as a baby
and I'll spank you now, bitch.Copy !req
289. Good luck.Copy !req
290. No, wait! You mustn't. You are not ready.Copy !req
291. Who are you?Copy !req
292. Ling's father. Ooeeooeeooeeooee.Copy !req
293. Oh, dear.Copy !req
294. No one man can defeat Betty.Copy !req
295. When you girls are done kissing,
I have some ass-kicking for you.Copy !req
296. I have to avenge my family.Copy !req
297. At that moment, the Chosen One
learned a valuable lesson about iron claws.Copy !req
298. They hurt like crap, man.Copy !req
299. Chosen One.Copy !req
300. Oh, no.Copy !req
301. Shirt ripper!Copy !req
302. Chosen One was clearly not ready.Copy !req
303. Once again, he should have listened
to that one-boob chick.Copy !req
304. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
305. Water, water everywhere.Copy !req
306. Ooeeooeeoo.Copy !req
307. Ugh, all over me. I'm getting wet.Copy !req
308. You're falling. We're both falling.
Falling. Oh, oh, in the water.Copy !req
309. Ohh! Eeoo!Copy !req
310. Wail... ohh!Copy !req
311. Chosen One, I am sorry.Copy !req
312. Let me know if you see a RadioShack.Copy !req
313. One... of us... is wearing... a push-up bra.Copy !req
314. It's lacy... and cute... with added support.Copy !req
315. Master Tang, please help me. I'm bleeding.Copy !req
316. Hey, I remember you.Copy !req
317. Just like old times.Copy !req
318. No, too tight. Stop hugging me.
I have a mortal wound.Copy !req
319. Where? Where does it hurt?Copy !req
320. Pretty much around the big bloody spot.Copy !req
321. Oh, that's a baddy.
Come inside. I'll get the Neosporin.Copy !req
322. Please... I'm dying.
You must listen to me.Copy !req
323. I fear the Chosen One may give up hope.Copy !req
324. This must not happen.Copy !req
325. The creature in his tongue,Copy !req
326. although a little disturbing,
possesses a great supernatural power.Copy !req
327. Mmm. Mmm mmm.Copy !req
328. Without Tonguey,
the Council is invincible.Copy !req
329. They will come to Betty's aid.Copy !req
330. Do you understand?Copy !req
331. No. I don't understand you.Copy !req
332. Mmm! Mmmmm.Copy !req
333. No, don't do that. It hurts.Copy !req
334. It's good, it's good.Copy !req
335. No, no, please. I have a wound there.Copy !req
336. Mmmm. Oh.Copy !req
337. Come on, don't spoil everything.Copy !req
338. This works for both of us, hm.Copy !req
339. The news of your father
weighs heavily on my heart.Copy !req
340. Evidently, his wound
never closed up properly.Copy !req
341. He gave his life for mine.Copy !req
342. I'm so sorry, Ling.Copy !req
343. He was my father my entire life.Copy !req
344. We were friends. I loved him.Copy !req
345. Now he's dead.Copy !req
346. Except his hair and nails, dead.Copy !req
347. I don't understand...Copy !req
348. why people have to die.Copy !req
349. Ooeeooeeooeeoo!Copy !req
350. And now...Copy !req
351. if I lose you...Copy !req
352. Oh, man, I'm a little, tiny, horny honey.Copy !req
353. Hmm.Copy !req
354. Mmm.Copy !req
355. Ahhh.Copy !req
356. Oh.Copy !req
357. Ooh!Copy !req
358. Hm.Copy !req
359. Mmm.Copy !req
360. Ooh.Copy !req
361. Mmm.Copy !req
362. Oh, but I don't know. It's so soon.Copy !req
363. I can't remember the last time I felt like this.Copy !req
364. So ready for action. So ready for love.Copy !req
365. Huh?Copy !req
366. I need you now, in the worst way.
I can't control it.Copy !req
367. Take me, man-meat!Copy !req
368. But I don't want you to think I'm a slut.Copy !req
369. What? What now?Copy !req
370. How do I proceed?Copy !req
371. Simba.Copy !req
372. I am not Simba. I am the Chosen One.Copy !req
373. Ah, yes. I am Mu Shu Fasa.Copy !req
374. You must not be troubled, Chosimba One.Copy !req
375. He took everything from me:
a family I never knew.Copy !req
376. What good am I now?
His powers are greater than mine.Copy !req
377. Yes. Plus, when you were hit with
his iron claw, you did scream like a wussy.Copy !req
378. Look inside yourself, Chosimba One.Copy !req
379. You must take your place
in the great circle of...Copy !req
380. stuff.Copy !req
381. Behold the symbols:Copy !req
382. one over here, the other over there.Copy !req
383. weakening and defeating BettyCopy !req
384. is the first step to revealing
the Council's identity.Copy !req
385. What is this Evil Council
everyone speaks of?Copy !req
386. The answer you seek
resides in the stars above.Copy !req
387. I don't understand.Copy !req
388. Of course you don't.
I'm speaking in riddles.Copy !req
389. That's kind of the point, like a clue
that will later make you goCopy !req
390. "Oh, that's what he meant: stars above!"Copy !req
391. Please tell me. What is my purpose?Copy !req
392. Train, Chosimba.
You must reach the next level.Copy !req
393. This is CNN.Copy !req
394. CNN.Copy !req
395. Wait! Mu Shu!Copy !req
396. - What of my tongue? Mu Shu!
- C...Copy !req
397. N... N.Copy !req
398. Hmm... Tiger.Copy !req
399. Tiger, tiger, tiger.Copy !req
400. Bird.Copy !req
401. Birdie, birdie, birdie.Copy !req
402. I am a great magician.Copy !req
403. Your clothes are red.Copy !req
404. Wow. Please do it again.Copy !req
405. Wait. Who's that?Copy !req
406. Betty, Betty. He's alive, Betty.Copy !req
407. He's still alive, Betty.Copy !req
408. Still alive? How can that be?Copy !req
409. Oh, this is bad. This is very bad.Copy !req
410. Your clothes are black.Copy !req
411. The Council will not be pleased.Copy !req
412. But, Betty, do they have to know?Copy !req
413. He's supposed to be dead. I am responsible.Copy !req
414. He alone can disrupt the Evil Council's plan.Copy !req
415. Him and that infernal Tonguey.Copy !req
416. Red clothes.Copy !req
417. Master Betty, might I inquire...Copy !req
418. what is the Evil Council's plan?Copy !req
419. Mm!Copy !req
420. Hmm.Copy !req
421. Nyeh.Copy !req
422. Hmm. Hmm?Copy !req
423. It is evil.Copy !req
424. It is so evil.Copy !req
425. It is a bad, bad plan that will
hurt many people that are good.Copy !req
426. I think it's great, cos it's so bad.Copy !req
427. Yes, I see... I think.Copy !req
428. But, Master Betty, what of the Chosen One?Copy !req
429. Hm.Copy !req
430. I'll kill him.Copy !req
431. I'll kill him dead.Copy !req
432. Like with a rock or something. Like a stone.Copy !req
433. Have you seen him before?Copy !req
434. Never.Copy !req
435. Hm. Ventriloquists, huh?Copy !req
436. You know the location
of the Chosen One. Where is he?Copy !req
437. On the life of my dummy, I swear this:Copy !req
438. I'll never tell you where he is.Copy !req
439. I am the Chosen One, outside the wall.Copy !req
440. Yeah, wall. Your mouth tricks
will not work on me, ventriloquists.Copy !req
441. And so began Betty's killing spree.Copy !req
442. No one was safe.Copy !req
443. Ouchie.Copy !req
444. Aiding the Chosen One became
an offence punishable by death.Copy !req
445. Orson.Copy !req
446. Welles.Copy !req
447. We are both ventriloquistsCopy !req
448. But now we're upside downCopy !req
449. I swing a bit moreCopy !req
450. I swing a bit lessCopy !req
451. But we both swing,
if you know what we meanCopy !req
452. Ah! What? Ouch, ooeeoo.Copy !req
453. What? Hold still now.Copy !req
454. Here she is, Betty.Copy !req
455. The Chosen One disappeared last night.
What have you done with him?Copy !req
456. Funny. I thought you could tell me.Copy !req
457. Hm. In your dreams. Ooeeoo.Copy !req
458. Hmm... I like 'em feisty.Copy !req
459. You disgust me. Ooeeoo.Copy !req
460. Ooeeooeeooeeoo.Copy !req
461. Whoopeewhoopeewhoo-peewhooee!Copy !req
462. Ahhhh.Copy !req
463. Ooeeoo wooeeoo weeooeeoo...Copy !req
464. Ahhhhhh.Copy !req
465. Ooh. Ooh.Copy !req
466. Ooh, she hit me, Betty.Copy !req
467. Now, go follow her. Then save her for me.Copy !req
468. Ahhhhhhhhh.Copy !req
469. Chicken go cluck-cluck, cow go mooCopy !req
470. Piggy go oink-oink, how about you?Copy !req
471. Gotta be an animal just like you...Copy !req
472. I'm just a birdie too.Copy !req
473. Lemurs go sss-sss, ostrich go whahCopy !req
474. Koalas go pip-pipCopy !req
475. Hit it!Copy !req
476. OK. So here were my options:Copy !req
477. a) Quickly duck sideways, dodge the claw,
and take him out with a spinning back kick,Copy !req
478. or, b) take the claw in the face,
then roll on the ground and die.Copy !req
479. Should have gone with a).Copy !req
480. That's right. Follow me.Copy !req
481. Right into my trap.Copy !req
482. You go that way. I'll go home.Copy !req
483. Oo! Ee! Oo! Ee!Copy !req
484. Ee! Ee!Copy !req
485. Ooh! Ee!Copy !req
486. Chosen One!Copy !req
487. Ling?Copy !req
488. I'm coming.Copy !req
489. Hurry, Chosen One!Copy !req
490. I'm coming.Copy !req
491. Chosen One!Copy !req
492. I'm coming.Copy !req
493. Chosen One!Copy !req
494. I'm coming.Copy !req
495. Go get some snacks.Copy !req
496. Perhaps a carbonated soda.Copy !req
497. I hope they have icies.Copy !req
498. I've chosen the large tub.Copy !req
499. My nipples look like Milk Duds.Copy !req
500. I've got some yellow liquid for your popcorn.Copy !req
501. And it's non-dairy.Copy !req
502. If I can only reverse the exact
movement I made during the capture,Copy !req
503. then maybe...Copy !req
504. Yes. Free! Now I have to find Ling.Copy !req
505. Ling!Copy !req
506. Wimp Lo?Copy !req
507. Chosen One.Copy !req
508. Master!Copy !req
509. Chosen One.Copy !req
510. Oh, Master.Copy !req
511. Do I look all right?Copy !req
512. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
513. On a scale of one to ten?Copy !req
514. Uh... one.Copy !req
515. Come. Come closer, please.Copy !req
516. Listen, and listen well.Copy !req
517. I really like the band *NSYNC:Copy !req
518. My favourite one is Harpo.Copy !req
519. I think there's a Harpo.
If not, there should be.Copy !req
520. I will write their next hit.Copy !req
521. Dum dum chaka boom-boom
boom-boom chackyCopy !req
522. Boom-a-chacka dum dum
Boom-boom chackCopy !req
523. Dum dum chaka boom
Boom-boom chacky chackCopy !req
524. Oh, by the way, you must be
wary of Betty's iron claws.Copy !req
525. They are sharp, and they hurt.Copy !req
526. And beware his song about big butts.
He beats you up while he plays it.Copy !req
527. Master, no.Copy !req
528. Chosen...Copy !req
529. Ling!Copy !req
530. Chosen One, I'm dying.Copy !req
531. No, please!Copy !req
532. Remember, I will always...Copy !req
533. love you.Copy !req
534. Ooee...Copy !req
535. Ling!Copy !req
536. Dog!Copy !req
537. It's OK, boy.Copy !req
538. No, it's not.Copy !req
539. Chosen One.Copy !req
540. Master!Copy !req
541. Oh, Master. You're alive.Copy !req
542. Come on. I only did this:Copy !req
543. That doesn't mean a person is dead.Copy !req
544. Chosen...Copy !req
545. Ling!Copy !req
546. Chosen One, why did you run off?Copy !req
547. Why did you leave me?Copy !req
548. But I thought...Copy !req
549. Oh, dog. You're alive.Copy !req
550. Hey. If you're all alive,Copy !req
551. then surely Wimp Lo...Copy !req
552. Oh.Copy !req
553. Betty has gone too far.
Killing is wrong. And bad.Copy !req
554. There should be a new, stronger word
for killing. Like badwrong, or badong.Copy !req
555. Yes. Killing is badong.Copy !req
556. From this moment, I will stand for
the opposite of killing: gnodab.Copy !req
557. Excuse me, blacksmith of glory,
would you have any protective caps?Copy !req
558. You know, the kind they use to put
in your chest to make you invincible?Copy !req
559. Do I!Copy !req
560. Betty's protective caps
were the source of his power.Copy !req
561. In order to defeat him,
they would have to be removed.Copy !req
562. Chosen One tried and tried,
but they were too smooth to pull,Copy !req
563. and pointy, so they would, like,
poke your hands if you didn't get it just right.Copy !req
564. So he got frustrated, as any of us would.Copy !req
565. OK, maybe a little more
than any of us would.Copy !req
566. I'll never be able to do it, ever!Copy !req
567. Don't look at me!Copy !req
568. Your hands. Let me see.Copy !req
569. It hurts?Copy !req
570. How about now?Copy !req
571. And now?Copy !req
572. And this?Copy !req
573. You broke a thermometer in my hands.Copy !req
574. Rub it all in my hair.Copy !req
575. You just get stranger
and stranger and stranger.Copy !req
576. Your hands... how are they now?Copy !req
577. I don't know. They feel like they're on fire.Copy !req
578. So, you really think that's hot?Copy !req
579. Cos I'll show you hot.Copy !req
580. Now try.Copy !req
581. You have helped me reach the next level.Copy !req
582. And here I was starting to think
you were just a sadistic psycho bitch.Copy !req
583. Ya-ya. Ya-ya-ya-ya.Copy !req
584. So, what are you guys doing later, huh?Copy !req
585. I was just going to hang out,
but maybe we could get a pizzaCopy !req
586. or scam some chicks or something
like that cos, um... I don't know.Copy !req
587. I do like the ladies, you know. I do like 'em.Copy !req
588. Hmm.Copy !req
589. I like-a them and they like-a me back.Copy !req
590. Master Betty, my compliments.
That tiny net was sure-fire.Copy !req
591. Hm, yes. A tiny net is a death sentence.
It's a net and it's tiny.Copy !req
592. Sure. At this very moment,
he's out in the field rotting,Copy !req
593. while we're in here, enjoying the good life.Copy !req
594. Evil Council?Copy !req
595. I... I, um... I got your message.Copy !req
596. Hello?Copy !req
597. N... Now batting, Mike Piazza!Copy !req
598. Oh, uh... So sorry, Evil Council.Copy !req
599. It's just echoey and I...Copy !req
600. No, that's not possible. Not again.Copy !req
601. He has to be dead!Copy !req
602. No, no, I can handle him,Copy !req
603. but, of course, welcome your assistance.Copy !req
604. Oh, he's at the temple.Copy !req
605. Thank you, Evil Council.Copy !req
606. This guy is toast.Copy !req
607. Tell me, whatcha thinking?Copy !req
608. Of how best to deal with Betty.Copy !req
609. But you've mastered your technique.
You should be able to beat him now.Copy !req
610. I'm sorry?Copy !req
611. But you mastered your technique.
You should be able to beat him now.Copy !req
612. I got everything but the last part,
up through "You should be able".Copy !req
613. You should be able to beat him now!Copy !req
614. Perhaps. But wooden dummies
don't fight back.Copy !req
615. While I'm ripping out the caps,
I'm completely defenseless.Copy !req
616. For instance, the first move could be like this.Copy !req
617. I could leap like a freak,
then throw a back-snapping eel strike.Copy !req
618. But he'd have a clear shot at my ribs.Copy !req
619. I could always pretend I'm a bird.Copy !req
620. But that would just look stupid and leave my
small, sensitive balls completely exposed.Copy !req
621. The best approach would be
to go for both caps at once.Copy !req
622. No matter what the tactic, they all have a flaw.Copy !req
623. You should be able to beat him now.Copy !req
624. No matter. I think I have an idea.Copy !req
625. We're children. We're children.
We're children. We're children.Copy !req
626. I'll take a pound of nuts.Copy !req
627. That's a lot of nuts.Copy !req
628. That'll be four bucks, baby!
You want fries with that?Copy !req
629. He just left. With nuts.Copy !req
630. Ahhhh.Copy !req
631. I know you're here.Copy !req
632. Ahh.Copy !req
633. My name's Betty. Ahhhhhhh.Copy !req
634. Huh?Copy !req
635. Uh?Copy !req
636. Mm. Uh?Copy !req
637. Hm!Copy !req
638. Ah.Copy !req
639. Ahhh! Shirt ripper.Copy !req
640. Ah! Uh!Copy !req
641. Uh, hit it!Copy !req
642. I could dance like that...Copy !req
643. if I felt like it.Copy !req
644. You killed my family.Copy !req
645. And I don't like that kind of thing.Copy !req
646. My undies.Copy !req
647. Doggy hump.Copy !req
648. And then, all hell broke loose.Copy !req
649. Yes, the Council.Copy !req
650. Yes, The Evil Council are aliens.Copy !req
651. They're French!Copy !req
652. Stinky pits and all, baby!Copy !req
653. OK, fire me up!Copy !req
654. Yes.Copy !req
655. As you've probably concluded,
the Evil Council is based in FranceCopy !req
656. and will soon rise to world domination.Copy !req
657. Enjoy the paralyser.Copy !req
658. Another paralyser.Copy !req
659. Say good night, Floppy.Copy !req
660. Booties.Copy !req
661. Do it for your family.
And so I can be in the sequel.Copy !req
662. Stars above, aliens -
was I right or what?Copy !req
663. Oh. You need to open your mouth.Copy !req
664. Sacrebleu!Copy !req
665. Oh, no, guys. Come on!Copy !req
666. Ohh... ahh...Copy !req
667. ahh... ohh.Copy !req
668. I fell and hurt my tummy.Copy !req
669. Thank you, my friend. Your soft, cushy
body helped absorb the force of his blow.Copy !req
670. Thank you, squirrel friend. Your soft, cushy
body helped absorb the force of his blow.Copy !req
671. Now for my part of the bargain.Copy !req
672. Now for my part of the bargain.Copy !req
673. Chosen One!Copy !req
674. Chosen One!Copy !req
675. Chosen!Copy !req
676. Chosen!Copy !req
677. Ooeeooeeooee.Copy !req
678. Ooeeooeeooee!Copy !req
679. Oh, Chosen, you're alive.Copy !req
680. Chosen, you're alive!Copy !req
681. It's OK, Ling. There's nothing
to worry about any more.Copy !req
682. It's OK, Ling. There's nothing
to worry about any more.Copy !req
683. That's what he thought!Copy !req
684. That's what he thought.Copy !req
685. What is your purpose?Copy !req
686. Weeee! Weeee!Copy !req
687. Hm. I see you brought
your friends this time.Copy !req
688. Hm. I see you brought
your friends this time.Copy !req
689. You mustn't. You are not ready.Copy !req
690. Rub it all in my hair.Copy !req
691. Let me know... if you see...Copy !req
692. a RadioShack.Copy !req
693. He has great powers and is well protected
by the Evil Council.Copy !req
694. He has great powers and is well protected
by the Evil Council.Copy !req
695. And playback.Copy !req
696. That's a lotta nuts!Copy !req
697. Cut. Maybe turn it down a little bit.Copy !req
698. Open your mouth.Copy !req
699. Yi-yiiiii!Copy !req
700. OK, cut. I... I can't work with this thing.Copy !req
701. Yi-yiiiii!Copy !req
702. At least the winking.
The winking has to stop. Stop the...Copy !req
703. Yi-yiiiii!Copy !req
704. Look, I'll get some tweezers and choke you
with a cotton ball, you son of a...Copy !req
705. OK. I'm gonna need a cup.Copy !req
706. Up and over!Copy !req
707. And now he's dead.Copy !req
708. Oh, jeez, I forgot my line again.Copy !req
709. I think it's.Copy !req
710. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
711. You don't seem that sweaty.Copy !req
712. No, don't do that. It hurts.Copy !req
713. Cut.Copy !req
714. - Cut!
- The director said "Cut".Copy !req
715. - You should stop that now.
- Yeah, I'm aware of that.Copy !req
716. I'm rehearsing. You know. Rehearse.Copy !req
717. From this day forward, you will all
refer to me by the game...Copy !req
718. Oh, jeez, did I say "game"? Aw, man!Copy !req
719. It's a long day.Copy !req
720. Hey, is someone going to come get me?Copy !req
721. There's, like, a hawk or something.Copy !req
722. Oh, dear. That's not good.Copy !req
723. Um... Mr Hawk?Copy !req
724. Could you please stop with the leg-eating?Copy !req
725. Oh, my.Copy !req
726. Hey, it's not funny.Copy !req
727. What's so...? He's a predator,
for crying out loud!Copy !req
728. - Oh, my God.
- That was great.Copy !req
729. Hey! Just because you fade to black
doesn't mean he stopped.Copy !req
730. They'll never believe this
at the Shakespeare seminar.Copy !req
731. He's still eating me! I promise!Copy !req
732. Somebody get me a stick!Copy !req
733. Save the whales.Copy !req