1. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
2. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
3. Hey.
Hey.Copy !req
4. Hmm?Copy !req
5. That's right. It is I, Tai Lung.Copy !req
6. It can't be.Copy !req
7. Tai Lung.Copy !req
8. I have returned to take what is mine.Copy !req
9. Which is everything that is yours.Copy !req
10. Let it be known from the highest mountain
to the lowest valley that Tai Lung lives,Copy !req
11. and no one will stand in his way.Copy !req
12. Not even the great Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
13. Oh, where is Po?Copy !req
14. He was supposed to be here hours ago.Copy !req
15. Ping, will you please just relax?Copy !req
16. I am relaxed!Copy !req
17. Okay. I'm sure Po is fine.Copy !req
18. But what if he's sick? What if he's hurt?Copy !req
19. - What if he's hungry?Copy !req
20. Don't get your noodles in a twist.Copy !req
21. If I know our son, he's probably just
kicking back and catching some rays.Copy !req
22. Kung fu!Copy !req
23. Whoa! That's bad.Copy !req
24. Whoa! Getting worse.Copy !req
25. Whoa!Copy !req
26. Ah, come on!Copy !req
27. Ha-ha!Copy !req
28. Okay, big guy.
We're really gonna have to wrap this up.Copy !req
29. Whee!Copy !req
30. - Oink.
- Oink.Copy !req
31. - Again, again!Copy !req
32. - That was fun.
- Let's do that again.Copy !req
33. And next time,
keep your surf off their turf.Copy !req
34. I'm late. I'm late. Ooh, I'm late.Copy !req
35. The Dragon Warrior is back!
- It's the Dragon Warrior!Copy !req
36. Was, is and always will be.Copy !req
37. We love you, Dragon Warrior!Copy !req
38. And I love you too, adoring fan.Copy !req
39. Sign my scroll.
Sign my hat.Copy !req
40. - Sign my shirt.
Okay, okay.Copy !req
41. I'll sign whatever you want.Copy !req
42. Po!Copy !req
43. Master Shifu!Copy !req
44. Here, let me just—Copy !req
45. There, that's much... worse.Copy !req
46. We have to talk.Copy !req
47. Absolutely. Let's talk.
Right after the ceremony.Copy !req
48. - Let's go!
- Ceremony?Copy !req
49. What ceremony?Copy !req
50. The Staff of Wisdom.
Ooh.Copy !req
51. - Given to me by Master Oogway himself.
Aah.Copy !req
52. It is said that
whoever possesses this staffCopy !req
53. has the power
to travel between the realms.Copy !req
54. The power to unlock the door
to the Spirit Realm.Copy !req
55. And now, the power to open...Copy !req
56. the all-new
Dragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu.Copy !req
57. Where the broth has kick
and the bean curd's a knockout.Copy !req
58. Dragon Warrior!Copy !req
59. Will the Furious Five be here too?Copy !req
60. Unfortunately, no.Copy !req
61. They're off on
super cool kung fu missions.Copy !req
62. Tigress is taking on
the free-range chicken gang.Copy !req
63. Monkey's hot on the trail
of the missing macaque.Copy !req
64. Crane was crowned
king of the Crocodilians.Copy !req
65. Crane!
Long story.Copy !req
66. Viper's wrapping up peace talks
between the cobras and the mongooses.Copy !req
67. Or is it mongeese?Copy !req
68. And Mantis?Copy !req
69. Well, he's just trying to keep his
blushing bride from biting his head off.Copy !req
70. Just 'cause they're not here in personCopy !req
71. doesn't mean they're not here
as life-sized cut-outs.Copy !req
72. Now, who wants a picture?
Okay, okay. One at a time.Copy !req
73. - Oh! Me, me, me! Me!
- You.Copy !req
74. My turn! My turn!Copy !req
75. And then you.Copy !req
76. He really captured
your disapproving scowl.Copy !req
77. We need to talk.Copy !req
78. - Now.Copy !req
79. Hey, can I get one of those
in a wallet size?Copy !req
80. Po!
- Coming.Copy !req
81. Do you remember the first time you climbed
these steps to the Jade Palace?Copy !req
82. How could I forget?
I thought I'd never make it to the top.Copy !req
83. Yes, but you persevered.Copy !req
84. And once again, destiny calls for you
to take the next step on your journey.Copy !req
85. The next step?
What are you talking about?Copy !req
86. I've already taken all the steps.
Haven't I?Copy !req
87. It is time for you
to choose your successor.Copy !req
88. Successor for what?Copy !req
89. A successor to be
the next Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
90. Oh... Yeah, I get it.Copy !req
91. Funny, 'cause I'm the Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
92. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, wait.Copy !req
93. You mean, I'm not gonna be
the Dragon Warrior anymore?Copy !req
94. - Exactly.
- Then what am I gonna be?Copy !req
95. Once a successor is chosen,Copy !req
96. you will advance
to the highest level in all of kung fu.Copy !req
97. Spiritual Leader
of the Valley of Peace.Copy !req
98. Whoa.Copy !req
99. I don't know what that means.Copy !req
100. It's just like
Master Oogway before you.Copy !req
101. You will oversee the Valley,
passing along wisdom and inspiring hope.Copy !req
102. Look, I appreciate the promotion.Copy !req
103. I think I'm just gonna stick with
the whole "Dragon Warrior" thing.Copy !req
104. Dragon Warrior "thing"?
What is it you're holding?Copy !req
105. A cookie.Copy !req
106. Other hand.Copy !req
107. The Staff of Wisdom.Copy !req
108. It was given to you
by Master Oogway.Copy !req
109. Do you really think it was so you could
open a restaurant?Copy !req
110. Or pose for pictures?Copy !req
111. He wasn't super specific.Copy !req
112. Oogway entrusted you with that staff
so you could follow in his footstepsCopy !req
113. and become something better
than you already are.Copy !req
114. You take it.Copy !req
115. No. Oogway did not give it to me.Copy !req
116. Being the next Oogway is not my destiny,
which I have acceptedCopy !req
117. and am at peace with.Copy !req
118. - Really. It's fine.
- You don't sound fine.Copy !req
119. - You don't sound fine! I'm very fine!
- Okay, you're fine.Copy !req
120. This is an honor.Copy !req
121. Oogway chose you as his successor,
and now you must choose yours.Copy !req
122. Master Shifu,
I finally found something I'm good at,Copy !req
123. and now you want to
just take it away from me?Copy !req
124. No one is taking anything away, Po.Copy !req
125. Who you are will always be
a part of what you become.Copy !req
126. Yeah, but where's the "skadoosh"?
You know what I mean?Copy !req
127. The "shasha-booie"?Copy !req
128. I don't want to seem ungrateful,Copy !req
129. but I don't know anything
about passing on wisdom or inspiring hope.Copy !req
130. All I know are two things.Copy !req
131. Kicking butt and taking names.Copy !req
132. And if I'm being completely honest,
I'm not even that good at the name-taking.Copy !req
133. Like, who was
that fire-breathing crocodile?Copy !req
134. I wanna say Steve...Copy !req
135. You were chosen
to bring peace to the Valley,Copy !req
136. and there are other ways to bring peace
than simply kicking butt.Copy !req
137. Well, sure. But not any fun ones.Copy !req
138. Please. Being the Dragon Warrior
is all I know.Copy !req
139. - It's who I am.
- Not anymore.Copy !req
140. The Valley of Peace needs
a Spiritual Leader,Copy !req
141. and Master Oogway chose you.Copy !req
142. You'll start interviewing candidates
first thing tomorrow morning.Copy !req
143. Candidates? What candidates?Copy !req
144. Awesome!Copy !req
145. No way!Copy !req
146. Wow!Copy !req
147. Skadoosh.Copy !req
148. Fantastic pose.Copy !req
149. Whoo-hoo! Nice.Copy !req
150. Master Po will now choose
the next Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
151. Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!Copy !req
152. Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!Copy !req
153. So many great candidates.Copy !req
154. I'm gonna let the finger decide.Copy !req
155. Wait. Whoa. Whoa.Copy !req
156. What is happening?Copy !req
157. The Dragon Warrior. It's me!Copy !req
158. Like it or not, Po,
you have to choose a successor.Copy !req
159. Eh. Nothing about them
says "dragon" or "warrior."Copy !req
160. You will know when you know.Copy !req
161. How do I know when I know?
You know?Copy !req
162. When I'm conflicted, I come here
to ask the universe for answers.Copy !req
163. Just as Oogway did before me.Copy !req
164. I'm not conflicted.
I'm just not ready for a next step.Copy !req
165. What is that you're holding?Copy !req
166. The Staff of Wisdom?Copy !req
167. Other hand.Copy !req
168. A chewed-up peach pit?Copy !req
169. Exactly.Copy !req
170. Every pit holds the promise
of a mighty tree.Copy !req
171. Uh, how is this gonna help me
find the answers?Copy !req
172. Don't ask me. Ask the universe.Copy !req
173. Be the pit, Po. Be the pit.Copy !req
174. There we go.Copy !req
175. All right, universe.Copy !req
176. Give me some guidance.Copy !req
177. Inner peace.Copy !req
178. Inner peace.Copy !req
179. Inner peace.Copy !req
180. Dinner, please.Copy !req
181. Dinner with peas.Copy !req
182. Snow peas?Copy !req
183. In a sesame soy glaze.Copy !req
184. Inner peace.Copy !req
185. Inner peace.Copy !req
186. This is not working at all.Copy !req
187. Maybe focus on your breathing?Copy !req
188. I'm trying, but it's kinda hard
when you keep talking to me.Copy !req
189. Technically, you're talking to you,
if you think about it.Copy !req
190. Hey, will you two be quiet?
I'm trying to concentrate here.Copy !req
191. Wait, if I'm Po's inner voice,
then who are you?Copy !req
192. Uh, I'm Po's inner, inner voice.Copy !req
193. How many voices do I have in there?Copy !req
194. - You do not want to know.
- This dirt is itchy.Copy !req
195. - I just love kung fu.
- What am I gonna be?Copy !req
196. - Are we alone in the universe?
- You guys thought it was awesome, right?Copy !req
197. Anyone want a cookie?Copy !req
198. Universe?Copy !req
199. Is that you?Copy !req
200. Attention, mysterious figure!Copy !req
201. The Dragon Warrior's here
to perform justice.Copy !req
202. I know you're in here.Copy !req
203. Just a matter of time before I find you.Copy !req
204. Ooh.Copy !req
205. You can't hide from justice forever.Copy !req
206. The Dagger of Deng Wa.Copy !req
207. You've got excellent taste,
I'll give you that.Copy !req
208. But I can't give you that.
Give it back.Copy !req
209. If you insist.Copy !req
210. - Oh, no!Copy !req
211. He's got a walking stick.
What are you gonna do? Stroll me to death?Copy !req
212. This stick is not for the strolling.
It's the Staff of Wisdom.Copy !req
213. The Dragon Warrior is gonna be mad
when he finds out you took his stick.Copy !req
214. I am the Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
215. I'm just gonna say it. Nothing about you
says "dragon" or "warrior."Copy !req
216. Whoa.Copy !req
217. Hi-yah!Copy !req
218. How dare you desecrate the Hall of Heroes?Copy !req
219. Who's desecrating what now?Copy !req
220. Master Ostrich's Egg!Copy !req
221. Oops, my bad. Hi-yah!Copy !req
222. The Indestructible Chain Hammer
of Master Pangolin.Copy !req
223. Whoopsies.Copy !req
224. Ha-ha! Oh!Copy !req
225. The Urn of Whispering Warriors!Copy !req
226. Which I've already broken! Twice!Copy !req
227. Why would you keep an urn of souls?
Feels kinda creepy.Copy !req
228. Are you doing okay there, big guy?
You're looking a little tired.Copy !req
229. - I've never felt more awake!Copy !req
230. The War Hammer of Master Chipmunk?Copy !req
231. You're gonna pay for that.Copy !req
232. Hello?Copy !req
233. You faker.Copy !req
234. It's not faking. It's called Method.Copy !req
235. Catch ya later, panda.Copy !req
236. No.Copy !req
237. I think I'll catch you now.Copy !req
238. Whoa!Copy !req
239. Whoa!Copy !req
240. Whoa!Copy !req
241. Told ya.Copy !req
242. You got me,
oh-great-and-powerful Dumpling Warrior.Copy !req
243. That's Dragon Warrior—Copy !req
244. Let go of me.Copy !req
245. Just tell me one thing.Copy !req
246. How did someone like you
become the Dragon Warrior?Copy !req
247. That's a mystery for you to solve
during your two-year stayCopy !req
248. at the Valley of Peace prison.Copy !req
249. Valley of Peace prison?
Sounds like a day care.Copy !req
250. It is a day care on the weekends.Copy !req
251. But it's also a prison.Copy !req
252. There he is!Copy !req
253. Dragon Warrior!Copy !req
254. Tai Lung is back.
- Tai Lung has returned?Copy !req
255. He demanded all of our iron,
then destroyed our quarry.Copy !req
256. - He's supposed to be in the Spirit Realm.
- Well, he's back.Copy !req
257. He said that he's not gonna stop
until the Valley of Peace fallsCopy !req
258. and the Dragon Warrior
bows before him.Copy !req
259. - He's back.
- Please, you've got to do something.Copy !req
260. Looks like I'm not the only one
around here with a mystery to solve.Copy !req
261. Well, you know what they say...Copy !req
262. every step leaves a footprint,
no matter how small.Copy !req
263. Every step leaves a footprint,
no matter how small.Copy !req
264. Very clever, fox. You know something.Copy !req
265. Maybe I do, maybe I don't.Copy !req
266. Okay, I do. I really, really do.Copy !req
267. - Tell me.
- And why should I?Copy !req
268. I mean, what's in it for me?Copy !req
269. The peace of mind
knowing you did the right thing.Copy !req
270. You're adorable.
Has anyone ever told you that?Copy !req
271. And I don't mean just in, like,
the cuddly sense.Copy !req
272. I don't have time for games.Copy !req
273. Tai Lung is running loose
in the Valley of Peace.Copy !req
274. Maybe. Or maybe she wants you to think
it was Tai Lung.Copy !req
275. Wait. She?Copy !req
276. Mine!Copy !req
277. The Empress of Disguise,
capable of taking any form,Copy !req
278. mimicking any shape.Copy !req
279. The master of deception.Copy !req
280. The lizard of lies
with the glowing teal eyes.Copy !req
281. I'm talking 'bout...Copy !req
282. The Chameleon.Copy !req
283. This is kind of a private conversation.Copy !req
284. Who's The Chameleon?Copy !req
285. Only the most powerful
shape-shifting sorceress.Copy !req
286. So she shape-shifted into Tai Lung.Copy !req
287. But what does she have against me
and the Valley of Peace?Copy !req
288. These are good questions.
You should ask her.Copy !req
289. You're right.
How do I find this "The Chameleon"?Copy !req
290. She isn't someone who can be found.Copy !req
291. At least not without someone in the know.Copy !req
292. And how do I find someone "in the know"?Copy !req
293. Oh! It's me.
It's obviously— It's me.Copy !req
294. I'm in the know.Copy !req
295. Forget it. I'll find her on my own.Copy !req
296. Good luck.Copy !req
297. After all, how hard can it be
to find someone who can look like anyone,Copy !req
298. blend in anywhere?Copy !req
299. Fine. You lead me to The Chameleon,Copy !req
300. and I'll see what I can do
about reducing your sentence.Copy !req
301. Deal.Copy !req
302. Po!Copy !req
303. What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
304. There's this shape-shifting
sorceress on the loose and—Copy !req
305. That's a job for the Furious Five.Copy !req
306. Well, they're not here, and someone
needs to protect the Valley of Peace.Copy !req
307. Look, I know that change is difficultCopy !req
308. and that you enjoy
being the Dragon Warrior,Copy !req
309. but your job is finding a successor.Copy !req
310. The Dragon Warrior and I have a deal.
Mind your own business, squirrel.Copy !req
311. Master Shifu is not a squirrel.Copy !req
312. I'm a red panda.Copy !req
313. You know what? I love that for you.Copy !req
314. Po, this is your decision.Copy !req
315. But I think you know what choice
Master Oogway would want you to make.Copy !req
316. - Thanks for the free stay.
What are you doing?Copy !req
317. - Little dank for a day care.
- Wait!Copy !req
318. - Not bad for a jail.
- Where is she going?Copy !req
319. You can't leave.Copy !req
320. Don't worry, I'll have her back
before you even know she was gone.Copy !req
321. You are supposed to be
passing along wisdom and inspiring hope!Copy !req
322. Just think of it as
one last Dragon Warrior adventure.Copy !req
323. I'll be back soon.
Tell my dads I love 'em.Copy !req
324. - I can't hear you anymore! Bye!Copy !req
325. Yeah! It sure is good
to be a free fox again.Copy !req
326. That's a good back scratcher.Copy !req
327. - Yoink!
- Hey!Copy !req
328. So, does this really unlock the door
to the Spirit Realm?Copy !req
329. It doesn't work like that.Copy !req
330. It has to be given
in order to gain its powers.Copy !req
331. Gotcha. Given to gain.
So, can I have it?Copy !req
332. No! What do you take me for?Copy !req
333. An easy mark.Copy !req
334. What's an easy mark?Copy !req
335. Someone who's easy to steal from,Copy !req
336. usually because they're generous
and too trusting.Copy !req
337. - Like you.
- Aw, thank you.Copy !req
338. I heard The Chameleon is a monster
with an appetite of a thousand predators,Copy !req
339. and her favorite food is panda.Copy !req
340. They say this Chameleon character
has magical powers.Copy !req
341. If you say her name three times,
she'll take you away in the night!Copy !req
342. The Chameleon can shape-shift
to look like anyone, even you.Copy !req
343. Or you.Copy !req
344. Mr. Li! Mr. Li! Is it true?Copy !req
345. Po's going to
take down an evil sorceress?Copy !req
346. The— The Chameleon?Copy !req
347. Well, a Dragon Warrior's work
is never done.Copy !req
348. Li, I'm thinking Po teaming up
with a convicted felonCopy !req
349. to take down an evil sorceress
wasn't such a great idea.Copy !req
350. Relax. Po has faced demons, demigods,
and everything else in between.Copy !req
351. He's always come out on top.Copy !req
352. You're right. You're right.Copy !req
353. But what if you're wrong?Copy !req
354. Calm down, Ping.Copy !req
355. How bad can one evil sorceress be?Copy !req
356. Who is she to summon us?Copy !req
357. Classic power move.Copy !req
358. We're the heads of Juniper City's
most prominent crime families.Copy !req
359. And she's just some bug-eyed,
power-hungry reptilian runt.Copy !req
360. You left out the evil sorceress part.Copy !req
361. We used to run this city.Copy !req
362. Now we pay her half the money we swindle.Copy !req
363. It's like a criminal can't
make an honest living anymore.Copy !req
364. Yeah, but what could we do?Copy !req
365. Together, we can take her down.Copy !req
366. - Are you nuts? She's a shape-shifter.Copy !req
367. She could be at this very table,
and we'd have no idea.Copy !req
368. For all we know,
you're The Chameleon.Copy !req
369. Or you're The Chameleon.Copy !req
370. - Or maybe...
- Oh, no.Copy !req
371. - Maybe...
- Don't say it.Copy !req
372. I'm The Chameleon.Copy !req
373. I said don't say it.Copy !req
374. We obviously spoke out of turn.Copy !req
375. Sorry, Chameleon.Copy !req
376. No, no. Don't apologize.Copy !req
377. You and your families prospered
by preying upon the weak,Copy !req
378. so it doesn't feel good
when you're the one being squeezed.Copy !req
379. Especially when the one
doing the squeezingCopy !req
380. is just a "bug-eyed, power-hungry"...Copy !req
381. What was the rest?Copy !req
382. Reptilian runt.Copy !req
383. Well, this "reptilian runt" wants more.Copy !req
384. You already have the city.Copy !req
385. What else could you possibly want?Copy !req
386. I have something special in mind.
I'm very close to achieving it.Copy !req
387. As close as the blood moon.Copy !req
388. But the blood moon
is two nights away.Copy !req
389. So little time, so many expenses.Copy !req
390. Which is why I'll need to increase
this month's tribute to 60%.Copy !req
391. No.Copy !req
392. What was that now?Copy !req
393. I mean no disrespect.Copy !req
394. Don't worry.Copy !req
395. I forgive you for the impudence
and the backstabbing.Copy !req
396. And the blatant disrespect
you've shown me, I forgive.Copy !req
397. But I never forget.Copy !req
398. You might say I have the memory...Copy !req
399. Oh, don't say it.Copy !req
400. of an elephant.Copy !req
401. You think
I've pushed you too far?Copy !req
402. Then you, my friend, can't begin to fathomCopy !req
403. just how far I can push.Copy !req
404. I'll expect your tributes by dawn.Copy !req
405. Are we gonna stop
for lunch soon?Copy !req
406. Justice doesn't stop for lunch.Copy !req
407. But it does take the occasional time-out
for snackage.Copy !req
408. Wanna split my almond cookie?Copy !req
409. You're just gonna give me half of your
cookie out of the goodness of your heart?Copy !req
410. - Mm-hmm.
- What's the catch? The rub? The bamboozle?Copy !req
411. The "bam-what-le"?Copy !req
412. You know, the fleece.
The rook. The flimflam.Copy !req
413. Do you want the cookie or not?Copy !req
414. I got my eye on you.Copy !req
415. How much farther is it
to this "The Chameleon"?Copy !req
416. Just a little farther.Copy !req
417. Li! What are you doing out here
in the middle of the night?Copy !req
418. Well, I— I— I... didn't wanna miss
the blood moon rising.Copy !req
419. Oh, pooh.
You are just as worried as I am.Copy !req
420. All right, all right.Copy !req
421. I know pandas come across as
calm, gentle and chill,Copy !req
422. but... ... the truth isCopy !req
423. I'm kinda freaking out!Copy !req
424. So am I.Copy !req
425. Po is just too calm, gentle and chill
to face a shape-shifting sorceress.Copy !req
426. - What if he's captured?
- What if he's tortured?Copy !req
427. Our baby!Copy !req
428. Okay, okay.Copy !req
429. Maybe Po has finally met his match,Copy !req
430. but there is still something that he has
that The Chameleon does not.Copy !req
431. - What's that?
- Us.Copy !req
432. Now, let's go find our son.Copy !req
433. I hope Po's okay.Copy !req
434. You know, Li,
a wise goose once said,Copy !req
435. "Worrying doesn't make
the broth boil any faster."Copy !req
436. Who was that idiot?
Me, of course.Copy !req
437. I was the wise goose.Copy !req
438. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
439. Whoa.Copy !req
440. That's the biggest village I've ever seen.Copy !req
441. That's no village.Copy !req
442. That's Juniper City.Copy !req
443. That's where I'll find
The Chameleon, huh?Copy !req
444. Just a boat ride away.Copy !req
445. And I'm gonna lead you
right to her front door.Copy !req
446. Are you sure we'll find
a boat captain in there?Copy !req
447. For the right price, those cutthroats will
take us anywhere we want to go.Copy !req
448. Of course, we could always opt for
the four-finger discount.Copy !req
449. No stealing.Copy !req
450. "The Happy Bunny Tavern".Copy !req
451. Well, that sounds inviting.Copy !req
452. Anybody lose a rabbit?Copy !req
453. Stir faster!Copy !req
454. Welcome to the Happy Bunny Tavern.Copy !req
455. I'll find us a ride.
Maybe you can get us some food.Copy !req
456. And stay out of trouble.Copy !req
457. Hey, what you guys playing?Copy !req
458. Mah-jongg.Copy !req
459. And the stakes are high.Copy !req
460. Can I play?Copy !req
461. Surely you'll go easy on a beginner,
'cause I'm very beginning.Copy !req
462. - Hey there.
- What can I get you?Copy !req
463. A boat ride to Juniper City.Copy !req
464. Ask this guy.Copy !req
465. - Who's he?
- He's the captain.Copy !req
466. - Thanks.Copy !req
467. Oh, I win again.
Beginner's luck, I guess.Copy !req
468. Never played before, huh?Copy !req
469. I'm sorry, are you accusing me
of cheating?Copy !req
470. I would like to speak
to the manager, please.Copy !req
471. I am the manager.Copy !req
472. I'll give you a boat ride to Juniper City,
but I won't carry anything illegal.Copy !req
473. I don't want any trouble.Copy !req
474. Trouble runs from me.Copy !req
475. Then it'll cost you double.Copy !req
476. I'm confused.
Should I have said that I like trouble?Copy !req
477. In that case, it'll cost you triple.Copy !req
478. Oh. Uh, maybe we can go back
to the double price?Copy !req
479. You got a deal.Copy !req
480. Great.
Do I shake his hand or your hand?Copy !req
481. Can I get anything else for you, ma'am?Copy !req
482. Yes. Everything, again.Copy !req
483. Except for the broth. It was very bland.Copy !req
484. - Keep stirring!Copy !req
485. Whoa! One of everything is my go-to order.Copy !req
486. But how did you pay for this?Copy !req
487. Legally. Lawfully. Fair and square.Copy !req
488. - I'm proud of you.Copy !req
489. Oh, wow! Look at the time.Copy !req
490. Remember we have to do that thing
down by the place with that guy?Copy !req
491. Did you actually think you could
grift a meal out of me?Copy !req
492. There's gotta be some sort
of misunderstanding here.Copy !req
493. And apparently,
I'm the one misunderstanding.Copy !req
494. Please allow us to pay for our meal
and yours too.Copy !req
495. I'm only hungry for...Copy !req
496. - Dumplings?
- ... vengeance!Copy !req
497. Well, then, come and get it.Copy !req
498. No! No, no, no! Don't come and get it!Copy !req
499. - Destroy them!Copy !req
500. I got it!Copy !req
501. There you go.Copy !req
502. - All better.Copy !req
503. - Come on! Gotcha.Copy !req
504. Keep stirring!Copy !req
505. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
506. I'll take that.Copy !req
507. Think this belongs to you.Copy !req
508. No stealing!Copy !req
509. Yeah, I think it's
a little too late for that.Copy !req
510. It's never too late to do the right thing.Copy !req
511. - Get them!Copy !req
512. Watch out!
- Whoa!Copy !req
513. - Skadoosh!Copy !req
514. - Whoa. Nice move. You gotta teach me that.Copy !req
515. You die, panda!Copy !req
516. Ah! Uh.Copy !req
517. Ah! Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
518. Who designs a tavern on a cliff?Copy !req
519. I shouldn't have eaten
all those dumplings.Copy !req
520. - Huh?Copy !req
521. Uh-oh.Copy !req
522. Sail ho!Copy !req
523. Back up! Move, move, move!Copy !req
524. - Not that I'm worried, but...Copy !req
525. what if The Chameleon knows
we're coming?Copy !req
526. Why, she could be anywhere, anyone.Copy !req
527. Li, would you please show
a little backbone?Copy !req
528. I'm sorry, but bravery was never
really my specialty.Copy !req
529. You don't have to be brave.
You just have to act brave.Copy !req
530. Act brave? Got it.Copy !req
531. - Ah!
- Oh!Copy !req
532. Oh, Li!Copy !req
533. - Hold on!Copy !req
534. Hold me, Ping! It's all been for nothing!Copy !req
535. Please, no.Copy !req
536. - I'm too young!Copy !req
537. How was that for acting brave?Copy !req
538. Keep working on it.Copy !req
539. Juniper City.Copy !req
540. It's going to be great
to be back home again.Copy !req
541. Does your family live there too?Copy !req
542. They would. If I had a family.Copy !req
543. It wasn't easy being a little fox
in a big city.Copy !req
544. So I had to survive any way I could.Copy !req
545. Hey!Copy !req
546. Grifting. Shilling. Gaffing.Copy !req
547. Stop running! Stop running!Copy !req
548. Whoa, you're an orphan? So am I.Copy !req
549. Well, I mean I was.Copy !req
550. My goose dad adopted me,
and then later, my panda dad found me.Copy !req
551. Goose dads, panda dads.
Guess it takes all kinds.Copy !req
552. - Right, Mom?Copy !req
553. Then, one day, a local took me in.Copy !req
554. Put a roof over my head,
gave me clothes to wear, food to eat.Copy !req
555. After that, I was never alone again.Copy !req
556. I guess we both got lucky.Copy !req
557. I guess.Copy !req
558. Hey, tell me something.
Back in the Valley of Geese...Copy !req
559. Peace.Copy !req
560. what did that angry little squirrel
mean...Copy !req
561. Red panda.Copy !req
562. when he said you had to
find your successor?Copy !req
563. Now that I'm supposed to become
Spiritual Leader,Copy !req
564. I have to find a worthy successor
to take over as the Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
565. Once you're on top,
that's where you wanna stay, right?Copy !req
566. No, it's just that— What do I know
about being a Spiritual Leader?Copy !req
567. I can't even come up with
one of those cool-sounding proverbs.Copy !req
568. "Life's greatest enemy is"...Copy !req
569. Uh, I don't know. Stairs?Copy !req
570. Okay.Copy !req
571. Everyone knows
life's greatest enemy is time.Copy !req
572. I guess it's just easier to hold on
to the life you knowCopy !req
573. than move on to the one you don't.Copy !req
574. Hey, that was pretty good.Copy !req
575. Yeah.Copy !req
576. Maybe she should be the Spiritual Leader
of the Valley of Geese.Copy !req
577. Whoa, that guy.
He drinks like a fish.Copy !req
578. Should he be driving?Copy !req
579. We've come to pay tribute,
as you requested.Copy !req
580. Looks a little light.Copy !req
581. Go back out and get me more!Copy !req
582. More?Copy !req
583. But— But, Chameleon—Copy !req
584. Go! Before I toss you
down another flight of stairs.Copy !req
585. At last, my destiny approaches.Copy !req
586. I'll expand my rule from Juniper City
to every city and town and villageCopy !req
587. from here to the Valley of Peace
and beyond!Copy !req
588. They will all know the name
of The Chameleon!Copy !req
589. Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!Copy !req
590. Ah! Zhen! I had a vision.
I saw The Chameleon.Copy !req
591. She's gonna take over cities and towns
and the Valley of Peace.Copy !req
592. A vision?Copy !req
593. While you were asleep?Copy !req
594. I'm pretty sure that's just a dream.Copy !req
595. Not a dream, a vision.Copy !req
596. Either I had a bad dumpling
before I went to sleep,Copy !req
597. or it's a Dragon Warrior thing.Copy !req
598. We got to get to The Chameleon
and take her down.Copy !req
599. Well, then you're in luck.Copy !req
600. Welcome to Juniper City.Copy !req
601. Whoa!Copy !req
602. This is the place where you can be
whatever you wanna be,Copy !req
603. do whatever you wanna do,Copy !req
604. and steal whatever you wanna steal.Copy !req
605. Uh, if that's your thing.Copy !req
606. Land ho!Copy !req
607. Whoa. That came out of nowhere.Copy !req
608. Ah!Copy !req
609. - Whoa!
- Move!Copy !req
610. - Look out!
- Sorry!Copy !req
611. Out of the way!Copy !req
612. I've never seen so much traffic before.Copy !req
613. You don't have rush hour
in the Valley of Peace?Copy !req
614. No one's ever in that much of a rush. Oof.Copy !req
615. Come on!Copy !req
616. Well, sure is good to be home again.Copy !req
617. The sights. The sounds.Copy !req
618. The smells.Copy !req
619. It's a wonton wonderland!Copy !req
620. Yeah!Copy !req
621. Po. Po!Copy !req
622. Focus!Copy !req
623. This city is the most amazing place
I've ever seen!Copy !req
624. I used to feel the same way
until The Chameleon got her claws into it.Copy !req
625. Tonight, we take down The Chameleon.Copy !req
626. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
627. I'll show you where this villainous
sorceress lurks as she dominates the city.Copy !req
628. Is she lurking in that villainous tower
dominating the city?Copy !req
629. How'd you know?Copy !req
630. Eh, not my first time
taking down a villain.Copy !req
631. Let's keep moving.Copy !req
632. Hey, Zhen!
- Heya, Zhen.Copy !req
633. Long time no see.Copy !req
634. How you doing, Zhen?Copy !req
635. Wow, you're quite the local celeb.Copy !req
636. Yeah, well, let's just say
a face like mine is hard to forget.Copy !req
637. What? You're a wanted criminal?Copy !req
638. You sound surprised. Is this surprising?
I don't think this is surprising.Copy !req
639. You never mentioned
you were wanted.Copy !req
640. Don't worry.Copy !req
641. The law has better things to do
than look for me.Copy !req
642. - Hey, fox.
- We've been looking for you.Copy !req
643. Must be a slow workweek.Copy !req
644. I'll handle this.Copy !req
645. Morning, officers.
Dragon Warrior here.Copy !req
646. The fox and I are here
on official Dragon Warrior biz.Copy !req
647. - Dragon who?
- Warrior what?Copy !req
648. Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
649. Anyone? Nothing?Copy !req
650. Perhaps you know me better as...Copy !req
651. the Kung Fu Panda!Copy !req
652. - Wait, wait!Copy !req
653. Can you believe that guy?Copy !req
654. Aw, come on!Copy !req
655. Okay, so we tried it your way.
Now we try it mine.Copy !req
656. - Wait, what's your way—Copy !req
657. Sorry.Copy !req
658. Come on, come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
659. You can't run away from the law.
You're a wanted criminal!Copy !req
660. Yeah? Well, it looks like
I'm not the only one.Copy !req
661. Wow. City life really is fast-paced.Copy !req
662. We gotta get out of here
before they call for...Copy !req
663. backup.Copy !req
664. That's a lot of bull.Copy !req
665. - Run!Copy !req
666. - Let's go, let's go!
- Oh!Copy !req
667. Ow!Copy !req
668. Let's go.Copy !req
669. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
670. I'm falling...Copy !req
671. very slowly.Copy !req
672. Ow!Copy !req
673. Sorry.Copy !req
674. Whew.Copy !req
675. There they are!Copy !req
676. We don't have time for a drum solo!Copy !req
677. We're trapped.Copy !req
678. It isn't much farther now.Copy !req
679. You always say that,
and it's always so much farther.Copy !req
680. Whoa. What is this place?Copy !req
681. Home sweet home.Copy !req
682. Some of the best crooks and criminals
in all of Juniper City live here.Copy !req
683. Careful. These guys will steal your pants
right off ya, and you'll never know it.Copy !req
684. Uh-oh.Copy !req
685. Now, you kids be careful
with those fireworks.Copy !req
686. Ooh!Copy !req
687. Ow!Copy !req
688. Oh!Copy !req
689. So you're friends
with all these people?Copy !req
690. They're practically family.Copy !req
691. Zhen!Copy !req
692. Oh! Is that really you?Copy !req
693. Han, my old mentor.Copy !req
694. I always knew someday you'll find your way
home back to the den.Copy !req
695. And when you did...Copy !req
696. I'd be sure to give you
a proper homecoming.Copy !req
697. Family, huh?Copy !req
698. More like distant cousins.Copy !req
699. All right. How should we do this?Copy !req
700. Quick and painless?
Or slow and painful?Copy !req
701. Slow and painful.
Slow and painful.Copy !req
702. All right, you little scamps.
Slow and painful it is.Copy !req
703. - Hooray!
- Yay!Copy !req
704. You really don't wanna do this.Copy !req
705. And why is that?Copy !req
706. Because if you so much as
lay one claw on me,Copy !req
707. you're gonna have to answer to...Copy !req
708. the Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
709. Warrior, warrior, warrior,
warrior, warrior.Copy !req
710. Who?Copy !req
711. Oh, man. Are my adventures
really that regional?Copy !req
712. Introduce them, Po,Copy !req
713. to your fists.Copy !req
714. Remember, Po, there are other ways
to bring peace than by kicking butt.Copy !req
715. Ah, come on. Really? Now?Copy !req
716. Yes, now.Copy !req
717. Hold on. Shouldn't my inner Shifus
have differing opinions?Copy !req
718. We are in total agreement...Copy !req
719. with our mutual disappointment...Copy !req
720. in you.Copy !req
721. Wait.Copy !req
722. He who resorts to violence now...Copy !req
723. will only find more violence later.Copy !req
724. Huh?Copy !req
725. So what you're saying is,
if we don't hurt Zhen a little now...Copy !req
726. We can hurt her a lot later.Copy !req
727. What? No, that's not what I said.Copy !req
728. Yes! And more violence later
is better than less violence now.Copy !req
729. No, no. I think you're misunderstanding
the fundamental point of—Copy !req
730. - More violence!
- Hooray!Copy !req
731. Violence makes my tummy tingle.Copy !req
732. You know, that panda
makes a lot of good points.Copy !req
733. - I like it.
Violence, violence, violence.Copy !req
734. No, no, no! Wait!Copy !req
735. Come back!Copy !req
736. I'll come up with better wisdom.Copy !req
737. You have got to workshop
those proverbs.Copy !req
738. Uh, the Kung Fu Panda?
- Nope.Copy !req
739. The son of Mr. Ping and Li?Copy !req
740. Those are both very common names.Copy !req
741. - Mentored by Oogway?
- Sorry.Copy !req
742. Trained by Master Shifu?Copy !req
743. - Oh! Master Shifu? Yes.
- Aha!Copy !req
744. Everyone's heard of
the legendary Master Shifu.Copy !req
745. But not you.Copy !req
746. Did someone say "legendary"?
Bring it in.Copy !req
747. Look, Han.Copy !req
748. I know we've had our differences,
but I'm really in a jam here,Copy !req
749. and I was hoping
you could help me out.Copy !req
750. - Thank you.
- Don't drink that.Copy !req
751. Oh!Copy !req
752. We just need someplace to lie low
for a while until the heat cools off.Copy !req
753. And why should I help you?Copy !req
754. Because deep down
beneath that iron-scaled exteriorCopy !req
755. is a good-hearted soulCopy !req
756. who still thinks of me
as one of the family?Copy !req
757. Fine.Copy !req
758. But if you're still here by nightfall,
I'm calling the bulls myself.Copy !req
759. Sleep tight.Copy !req
760. So tonight, we take down The Chameleon.Copy !req
761. After you get your pants back.Copy !req
762. Not cool! You guys—Copy !req
763. Come on! Give them back.Copy !req
764. Those are custom.Copy !req
765. Yeah, this place doesn't
look very friendly.Copy !req
766. Oh! Oh, my tail.Copy !req
767. I'm sure everything is fine.Copy !req
768. This is a restaurant.Copy !req
769. These are my people.
We speak the same language.Copy !req
770. You wait here.Copy !req
771. Salutations!Copy !req
772. I'm so sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
773. I know you're having a good time,Copy !req
774. but I was wondering if a panda
happened to be passing by these parts?Copy !req
775. There was a panda here.Copy !req
776. You know him?Copy !req
777. Know him? Why, I'm his dad!Copy !req
778. No, no, no, no, no, no. Hmm?Copy !req
779. You need to pay
for what your son did to my tavern.Copy !req
780. My boy wouldn't have done this
for no reason.Copy !req
781. Is it possible your broth was bland?Copy !req
782. Try it.Copy !req
783. No, no!Copy !req
784. The broth smells excellent.Copy !req
785. You should not add a single thing,
especially not me!Copy !req
786. Hands off the goose.Copy !req
787. The panda's back.Copy !req
788. - He's back?
- He's back?Copy !req
789. No.Copy !req
790. But you're about to wish he was,Copy !req
791. 'cause if you think he made a mess
of this place,Copy !req
792. you have no idea what I'm capable of.Copy !req
793. Everything he learned, he learned from me.Copy !req
794. Except one thing.Copy !req
795. Mercy.Copy !req
796. I don't know where he got that,
because I don't believe in it.Copy !req
797. Now, this can go one of two ways.Copy !req
798. The easy way,
in which you tell me where he is,Copy !req
799. or the hard way,Copy !req
800. in which you tell me where he is,Copy !req
801. but it's hard to understand
what you're sayingCopy !req
802. because you have no teeth.Copy !req
803. Mah-jongg.Copy !req
804. I eat mah-jongg tiles for breakfast!Copy !req
805. Huh?Copy !req
806. Stay there!Copy !req
807. Where's our son?Copy !req
808. He took a boat to Juniper City.Copy !req
809. Which way?Copy !req
810. You know, a wise goose once—Copy !req
811. Time to go.Copy !req
812. Uh, yeah. Right.Copy !req
813. Okay, let's try this again.Copy !req
814. Stir the pot, roll the wok,
serve the dish, and ska-blam!Copy !req
815. Hey, where's the golden dragon
that's supposed to shoot out?Copy !req
816. Not gonna happen with a broom.Copy !req
817. Yeah? Still not bad though.Copy !req
818. Yeah. But stir later, roll higher,
and the word is "skadoosh."Copy !req
819. "Skadoosh" isn't a word.Copy !req
820. - And "ska-blam" is?Copy !req
821. Ska-blam!Copy !req
822. I gotta say, you're not
like any of the other masters I've met.Copy !req
823. Yeah, I know.
There's not a lot of pandas.Copy !req
824. No, you're, like, a good guy.Copy !req
825. Listen up. The coast is clear.Copy !req
826. Thieves, hit the streets.Copy !req
827. And you two,Copy !req
828. get out of my sight.Copy !req
829. Huh?Copy !req
830. I know I promised that I'd lead you
right to The Chameleon's front door,Copy !req
831. but the back door seems
a little more practical.Copy !req
832. I gotta say, Zhen,
you really are a fox of your word.Copy !req
833. A chewed-up peach pit?Copy !req
834. One from Master Oogway's peach tree
of heavenly wisdom.Copy !req
835. Eh, it's a Valley of Peace thing.Copy !req
836. It's supposed to remind me that every pit
holds the promise of a mighty tree.Copy !req
837. Maybe it'll do the same for you.Copy !req
838. Are you sure you wanna do this?Copy !req
839. As a wise Spiritual Leader once said,Copy !req
840. how may one kick butt,
if one doesn't seek a butt to kick?Copy !req
841. You're a real piece of work,
you know that?Copy !req
842. Thank you.Copy !req
843. Wait, was that a compliment or an insult?Copy !req
844. Yes.Copy !req
845. Whoa.Copy !req
846. Have you seen our son?Copy !req
847. - Sorry.
- Sorry.Copy !req
848. - Nope.
- Nah.Copy !req
849. Tell us you've seen our son.Copy !req
850. Wait, why are they leaving? You said yes.Copy !req
851. Hey, look. Po was here.Copy !req
852. Amazing, Li, but how can you tell?Copy !req
853. Oh, we pandas have a gift
for seeing what others cannot.Copy !req
854. Come on. There may be more clues up ahead.Copy !req
855. Why?Copy !req
856. That was close.Copy !req
857. Look out!Copy !req
858. Huh?Copy !req
859. - Po!
- Stand back.Copy !req
860. - Whoa!Copy !req
861. - They're coming!
- Hurry! Help me lift the cage!Copy !req
862. It's no use.Copy !req
863. - We gotta brace it with something.
- Here, use my staff.Copy !req
864. All right, stand back. Here I go.Copy !req
865. Zhen?Copy !req
866. Where are you taking my staff?Copy !req
867. I think you mean my staff?Copy !req
868. You gave it to Zhen,
and now Zhen has given it to me.Copy !req
869. "Given to gain,"
I believe, is how it works?Copy !req
870. You were right, Zhen.Copy !req
871. He was an easy mark.Copy !req
872. Zhen...Copy !req
873. First rule of the streets:
Never trust anyone.Copy !req
874. I taught her that.Copy !req
875. And you thought my apprentice
was your friend?Copy !req
876. Apprentice?Copy !req
877. She's the one that took you in?Copy !req
878. Best thing that ever happened to her.Copy !req
879. You should have seen
the little guttersnipe before I found her.Copy !req
880. Mangy and half-starved,Copy !req
881. hanging out with those rejects
from the Den of Thieves.Copy !req
882. She had no fear.Copy !req
883. Such potential.Copy !req
884. So I took her in.Copy !req
885. I made her what she is today.Copy !req
886. Stand up straight.Copy !req
887. Yes, master.Copy !req
888. So you went through all of this just to
get me to give you the Staff of Wisdom?Copy !req
889. Why?Copy !req
890. I, too, came from humble beginnings
and dreamed of becoming something more.Copy !req
891. I wanted respect and power.Copy !req
892. I wanted to be a master of kung fu.Copy !req
893. Say what?Copy !req
894. I was turned away
from every training hall I went to.Copy !req
895. They would say I was too small, too lowly,Copy !req
896. and that kung fu was not my destiny.Copy !req
897. And so, I chose a different path.Copy !req
898. Sorcery.Copy !req
899. I grew.Copy !req
900. I excelled.Copy !req
901. And I got everything
I had ever dreamed of.Copy !req
902. - Everything except kung fu.Copy !req
903. Just because I can look like Tai Lung
doesn't mean I can fight like him.Copy !req
904. You see, Po, kung fu may be
performed by the body,Copy !req
905. but its secrets are housed in the spirit.Copy !req
906. And now that I have access
to the Spirit Realm—Copy !req
907. You're gonna steal Tai Lung's kung fu.Copy !req
908. His and those of every master villain
that came before me.Copy !req
909. And once I do, no one will dare
underestimate me again.Copy !req
910. You forgot about me.Copy !req
911. Don't bother, Po.Copy !req
912. Those bars are enchanted with
some very old and very powerful magic.Copy !req
913. You'd need at least ten Dragon Warriors
to get through them.Copy !req
914. Then I won't go through them.Copy !req
915. I'll go under them.Copy !req
916. Well, that's frustrating
for all sorts of reasons.Copy !req
917. Whoa!Copy !req
918. - Po!
- Zhen?Copy !req
919. My staff! Hand it over.Copy !req
920. I'm so sorry I lied to you.
I was just doing what I was told.Copy !req
921. Apologize later.
Right now, I have to stop The Chameleon.Copy !req
922. Po!Copy !req
923. Zhen?Copy !req
924. No!Copy !req
925. Well done, Zhen.Copy !req
926. You never said you were gonna hurt him.Copy !req
927. What's the second rule
of the streets?Copy !req
928. Someone always gets hurt.Copy !req
929. And make sure it's never you.Copy !req
930. I just wish there had been another way.Copy !req
931. Third rule of the streets?Copy !req
932. Third rule?Copy !req
933. Some would say
it's the most important:Copy !req
934. No one is interested in your feelings.Copy !req
935. Chop-chop!
We have a Spirit Realm to plunder.Copy !req
936. And smile.Copy !req
937. Nobody likes a grouch.Copy !req
938. Honestly, Zhen, I don't know where
you pick up such bad habits.Copy !req
939. If I could—Copy !req
940. Hey there.Copy !req
941. Whoa!Copy !req
942. Get off me! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
943. Son!Copy !req
944. - Now save me.Copy !req
945. Hi, Son.Copy !req
946. It's okay. We've got you, Po.
We've got you.Copy !req
947. So you followed me.Copy !req
948. - It was his idea.Copy !req
949. Okay, okay. It was both our ideas.Copy !req
950. We only follow because we love.Copy !req
951. No, you followed
because you didn't believe in me.Copy !req
952. And because we love?Copy !req
953. Well, you're right.Copy !req
954. I screwed up big-time.Copy !req
955. I trusted the wrong person.Copy !req
956. I gave the Staff of Wisdom
right to The Chameleon.Copy !req
957. Oh...Copy !req
958. Po, that was a very big-time screw-up.Copy !req
959. If only I'd listened to Master Shifu
and stayed in the Valley of Peace,Copy !req
960. The Chameleon wouldn't have my staff,
and none of this would be happening.Copy !req
961. I was just so determined
to keep things the way they were.Copy !req
962. Everyone is afraid of change, Po.Copy !req
963. Even me.Copy !req
964. There was a time not so long agoCopy !req
965. when all I wanted to be was
the greatest noodle chef in the valley.Copy !req
966. So what happened?Copy !req
967. I became the greatest noodle chef
in the valley.Copy !req
968. It's true.Copy !req
969. But I also became a father.Copy !req
970. And nothing...
nothing's ever been the same since.Copy !req
971. Change doesn't always
have to be a bad thing.Copy !req
972. Why do you think I always change
the menu at the restaurant?Copy !req
973. Because if things stayed the same forever,Copy !req
974. sooner or later,
they would lose their flavor.Copy !req
975. He's right, Po.Copy !req
976. Since I left my village,
I've become a bit of a warrior.Copy !req
977. - Strong. Brave.Copy !req
978. Move it.Copy !req
979. This way.Copy !req
980. Get those cages up there. Come on.Copy !req
981. Hmm. This looks bad.Copy !req
982. Really bad.Copy !req
983. Move it.Copy !req
984. Come on.Copy !req
985. Don't tell me you were actually starting
to become friends with that panda.Copy !req
986. What? No. It's-It's just—Copy !req
987. When we want something, we must use
whatever is at our disposal to get it.Copy !req
988. That's all that panda was,
something to use.Copy !req
989. Is that why you took me in?
So I could help you get what you wanted?Copy !req
990. Zhen.Copy !req
991. I took you in because you were clever
and ruthless and unsentimental,Copy !req
992. like me.Copy !req
993. And the day you stop being those thingsCopy !req
994. is the day when, yes,
you stop being useful to me.Copy !req
995. So for both of our sakes,
don't change.Copy !req
996. Tonight, when the blood moon rises
to its highest point in the night sky,Copy !req
997. I will open the door to the Spirit Realm,
and all of its secrets will be mine!Copy !req
998. Does the blood moon
always rise this slowly?Copy !req
999. I seem to remember it rising faster.Copy !req
1000. No?Copy !req
1001. Just me?Copy !req
1002. Hmm.Copy !req
1003. Ugh.Copy !req
1004. It's just for dramatic effect anyway.Copy !req
1005. I think I'm just gonna
open the Spirit Realm now.Copy !req
1006. Bring me Tai Lung!Copy !req
1007. Tai Lung.Copy !req
1008. Big fan.Copy !req
1009. Who are you,
and what are you doing with that staff?Copy !req
1010. This was given to me
by an old friend of yours.Copy !req
1011. The puffy panda?Copy !req
1012. Po might be an idiot,Copy !req
1013. but he'd never willingly hand over
Oogway's staff to the likes of you.Copy !req
1014. Who said anything about willingly?Copy !req
1015. Hmm. Apparently I misjudged you, lizard.Copy !req
1016. Now, why have you brought me back?Copy !req
1017. I summoned you here
so that you could teach meCopy !req
1018. your most legendary kung fu moves.Copy !req
1019. I don't share my skills with anyone.Copy !req
1020. It wasn't a request.Copy !req
1021. Yes, I got it!Copy !req
1022. The Tai Lung nerve strike.Copy !req
1023. The power, the precision.Copy !req
1024. What have you done to me?Copy !req
1025. All of your kung fu is now mine.Copy !req
1026. And the best part is,
I'm just getting warmed up.Copy !req
1027. Bring me General Kai.Copy !req
1028. Bring me Master Osprey.Copy !req
1029. Master Bull.Copy !req
1030. Po, wait!Copy !req
1031. Please be reasonable.Copy !req
1032. I'm not going anywhere
until I get my staff back.Copy !req
1033. No staff is worth your life.Copy !req
1034. As long as I'm still the Dragon Warrior,Copy !req
1035. I won't let anyone else get hurt
because of me.Copy !req
1036. Po!Copy !req
1037. You're alive!Copy !req
1038. Please. I made a mistake.Copy !req
1039. So did I. Trusting you.Copy !req
1040. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1041. Did your master tell you
to say that too?Copy !req
1042. She's not my master.
I'm leaving, for good.Copy !req
1043. It's the truth.Copy !req
1044. I was wrong about everything.Copy !req
1045. - What are you doing?Copy !req
1046. Stopping you.Copy !req
1047. Get out of my way, Zhen.Copy !req
1048. No.Copy !req
1049. Move.Copy !req
1050. You want me to move?Copy !req
1051. Move me.Copy !req
1052. First you betray me,
and now you wanna fight me?Copy !req
1053. - Why are you doing this?Copy !req
1054. To stop you from getting killed.Copy !req
1055. What do you care
if I get killed or not?Copy !req
1056. Please, Po.Copy !req
1057. Just let me do one thing right.Copy !req
1058. You're not the only one
who's made some bad choices lately.Copy !req
1059. You're really gonna
go through with this, aren't you?Copy !req
1060. 'Fraid so.Copy !req
1061. And there's nothing I can do
to talk you out of it?Copy !req
1062. I'm afraid not.Copy !req
1063. You can't beat her, you know.Copy !req
1064. You're probably right.Copy !req
1065. But I have to try.Copy !req
1066. Get as far away from this place
as you can.Copy !req
1067. Po!Copy !req
1068. We should never have
let him come here.Copy !req
1069. We are such terrible fathers.Copy !req
1070. At least you didn't lie and betray him.Copy !req
1071. Well, that's true.
You're worse.Copy !req
1072. I am a terrible friend.Copy !req
1073. "Friend"?
That feels a little generous, no?Copy !req
1074. Uh, l-let's just give up.
Surrender.Copy !req
1075. We can't let him go in there alone.Copy !req
1076. What can we do?Copy !req
1077. There are just three of us
against an army.Copy !req
1078. Then I guess we'll just have to
get an army of our own.Copy !req
1079. Hey! Listen up, everybody!Copy !req
1080. Quack!Copy !req
1081. Thank you.Copy !req
1082. The Dragon Warrior's in trouble.Copy !req
1083. - Who?
- You know, Po.Copy !req
1084. The panda.Copy !req
1085. No, no. A different panda.Copy !req
1086. - I'm his father.
- I'm also his father.Copy !req
1087. Okay, that doesn't matter.Copy !req
1088. What matters is that my friend's
in trouble and he needs my help.Copy !req
1089. So, I need yours.Copy !req
1090. Why should we help you?Copy !req
1091. Because—Copy !req
1092. Because...Copy !req
1093. it's the right thing to do.Copy !req
1094. Stop it. Stop.Copy !req
1095. Stop laughing.Copy !req
1096. Look, I know you think
it might be too lateCopy !req
1097. for a bunch of cheats, thieves and
cutthroats like us to change our ways,Copy !req
1098. but a good friend once told me
it's never too late to do the right thing.Copy !req
1099. So what you're saying is,
the more right we do now,Copy !req
1100. the more wrong we can do later.Copy !req
1101. - What? No.Copy !req
1102. And with The Chameleon out of the way...Copy !req
1103. We can finally do all the wrong we want.Copy !req
1104. I-I think you're missing
the fundamental point.Copy !req
1105. Violence, violence, violence.Copy !req
1106. Are you guys ready to do the right thing
for the wrong reasons?Copy !req
1107. Now, you see, this mistake
this Dragon Warrior fellow madeCopy !req
1108. was underestimating his opponent.Copy !req
1109. I never would have walked
into such an obvious trap.Copy !req
1110. Hey.Copy !req
1111. Now, you see, the mistake
this Dragon Warrior fellow made was that—Copy !req
1112. Shut up, Larry.Copy !req
1113. This place is crawling
with more guards than I've ever seen.Copy !req
1114. I'm never gonna get to Po in time.Copy !req
1115. You just get to Po.
We'll take care of the guards.Copy !req
1116. We will?Copy !req
1117. I-I mean, we will.Copy !req
1118. But how?Copy !req
1119. Just leave that to me.Copy !req
1120. General Kai?Copy !req
1121. Lord Shen?Copy !req
1122. Those are all my old nemesis-es.
Nemes-ee. Nemes-I?Copy !req
1123. The Chameleon is pulling spirits
from the Spirit RealmCopy !req
1124. and draining us of all our moves.Copy !req
1125. And she's using your staff to do it.Copy !req
1126. - I'm here to get it back.Copy !req
1127. I won't hold my breath.Copy !req
1128. Um, I'm sorry, do I know you?Copy !req
1129. Do you know me? It's Scott.Copy !req
1130. The fire-breathing crocodile?Copy !req
1131. Oh, right! Scott!Copy !req
1132. Master Shifu and I
were just talking about you.Copy !req
1133. Panda.Copy !req
1134. Oogway made a mistake
choosing you as the Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
1135. I just didn't realize
how big a mistake it was until now.Copy !req
1136. Whoa. Tai Lung?Copy !req
1137. I'm gonna get that staff back,
restore your kung fu,Copy !req
1138. and return you all
back to the Spirit Realm.Copy !req
1139. You'll see.Copy !req
1140. All I seeCopy !req
1141. is a broken promise.Copy !req
1142. All right, you bunch of
cantankerous Komodos.Copy !req
1143. Now, this can go one of two ways.Copy !req
1144. The easy way,
in which you surrender willingly,Copy !req
1145. or the hard way,
where you surrender woundedly.Copy !req
1146. The choice is yours.Copy !req
1147. - I was kidding! I was kidding!Copy !req
1148. Aw.Copy !req
1149. - Ow! Ow!Copy !req
1150. Thanks, Ping.Copy !req
1151. Run away!Copy !req
1152. Cannonball!Copy !req
1153. - Oh, is it too spicy?Copy !req
1154. Mmm. No. It's got the perfect kick.Copy !req
1155. Ginseng. That's the secret
to my mulberry punch.Copy !req
1156. That panda was right.
More violence later is better!Copy !req
1157. Yay!Copy !req
1158. I believe you have something
that belongs to me.Copy !req
1159. Can't you even die right?Copy !req
1160. Can't you even kill wrong?Copy !req
1161. No.
Wordplay didn't come together.Copy !req
1162. Now, about that staff...Copy !req
1163. Take it.Copy !req
1164. I already have everything I need
from it anyway.Copy !req
1165. I think this was destiny.Copy !req
1166. A final face-off
between formidable adversaries,Copy !req
1167. alike in so many ways.Copy !req
1168. If only I had a dumpling for every timeCopy !req
1169. a villain told me
how much we had in common.Copy !req
1170. It's true.Copy !req
1171. We've both risen
to the highest of heights.Copy !req
1172. It's a shame only one of us can
come out on top.Copy !req
1173. It is a shame, for you.Copy !req
1174. My combined powers of sorcery and kung fu
make me unstoppable.Copy !req
1175. And once I dispense with you,
I'll expand my rule from Juniper City to—Copy !req
1176. Every other city and town and villageCopy !req
1177. from here to the Valley of Peace
and beyond.Copy !req
1178. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1179. But how did you know?Copy !req
1180. I saw it in a vision
because I'm the Dragon Warrior...Copy !req
1181. for now at least.Copy !req
1182. But I've realized
that it's probably time I made a change.Copy !req
1183. And so should you.Copy !req
1184. I'm The Chameleon.
I do nothing but change.Copy !req
1185. Only on the outside.Copy !req
1186. Real change happens from within.Copy !req
1187. And if we're really as alike as you say,Copy !req
1188. then maybe we could both let go
of who we wereCopy !req
1189. and become something better
than we already are.Copy !req
1190. - What do you say?
- I say...Copy !req
1191. Well, I saw that coming.Copy !req
1192. We're very proud of you.Copy !req
1193. You tried it our way.Copy !req
1194. Now try it yours.Copy !req
1195. Kick her butt.Copy !req
1196. I'm way ahead of you.Copy !req
1197. Master Elephant's Trunk Twist.Copy !req
1198. Master Boar's Tusks of Terror.Copy !req
1199. Master Wolf's Fangs of Fury.Copy !req
1200. Master Bull's Horns of Doom.Copy !req
1201. What?Copy !req
1202. Recognize this move?Copy !req
1203. Is that how I sound?
I don't sound like that, do I?Copy !req
1204. You didn't earn those skills.
You just stole them!Copy !req
1205. Give him a left, a right, uppercut.Copy !req
1206. - Which one are you rooting for?
- I'm not sure. This is all very confusing.Copy !req
1207. I'm stronger than every opponent
you've ever faced,Copy !req
1208. because I am every opponent
you've ever faced.Copy !req
1209. Po!Copy !req
1210. Whoa. I gotta workshop
those heroic entrances.Copy !req
1211. Nah, it was just right.Copy !req
1212. I knew I should have left you
to rot in the gutter where you belong.Copy !req
1213. Better to rot in the gutter
than under your thumb.Copy !req
1214. - Two against one?Copy !req
1215. Well, now, that doesn't seem fair.Copy !req
1216. I'll have to even the odds.Copy !req
1217. Master Cobra.Copy !req
1218. Master Osprey.Copy !req
1219. Master Scorpion.Copy !req
1220. Master Wolf.Copy !req
1221. General Kai.Copy !req
1222. Lord Shen.Copy !req
1223. That is awesome!Copy !req
1224. I mean, it's disturbing, but it's awesome.Copy !req
1225. Whoa!Copy !req
1226. Zhen!Copy !req
1227. No!Copy !req
1228. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1229. Po!Copy !req
1230. I thought we were friends.Copy !req
1231. Stand back.Copy !req
1232. I'm gonna kick my butt.Copy !req
1233. Come on, Po, get out of there.Copy !req
1234. - You have to do this.
- I can't beat The Chameleon.Copy !req
1235. A wise, old tortoise once told meCopy !req
1236. that you never know what you can do
until you do it.Copy !req
1237. The fate of the world
hangs in the balance,Copy !req
1238. and you're here giving me life advice
from a tortoise?Copy !req
1239. Be the pit, Zhen.Copy !req
1240. Be the pit.Copy !req
1241. And what do you think you're doing?Copy !req
1242. Finishing what Po started.Copy !req
1243. Oh, please. How many times
do I have to tell you?Copy !req
1244. Don't slouch.Copy !req
1245. You ungrateful little urchin.Copy !req
1246. After all I've done for you,
you betrayed me for the panda?Copy !req
1247. First rule
of the streets: Never trust anyone.Copy !req
1248. Ha! You can't defeat me.
I know all your moves.Copy !req
1249. Not this one.Copy !req
1250. Roll, stir, serve,Copy !req
1251. and ska-blam!Copy !req
1252. Yes!Copy !req
1253. Second rule: Someone always gets hurt.Copy !req
1254. Now, that's a cool move.Copy !req
1255. Po! You could have gotten out of that cage
anytime you wanted?Copy !req
1256. You faker.Copy !req
1257. It's not faking. It's Method.Copy !req
1258. Besides, how's a peach pit
ever supposed to become a treeCopy !req
1259. if you never give it
the chance to grow?Copy !req
1260. And, hey, you stirred faster
and rolled higher.Copy !req
1261. But for the last time, the word is...Copy !req
1262. "skadoosh."Copy !req
1263. Maybe Oogway was right about you.Copy !req
1264. You aren't completely useless after all.Copy !req
1265. Oh, my gosh.
Thank you so much.Copy !req
1266. That's my son.Copy !req
1267. Our son.Copy !req
1268. I think it's time you send us home, panda.Copy !req
1269. Zhen, do something!Copy !req
1270. Third rule:
No one's interested in your feelings.Copy !req
1271. See you on the other side, Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
1272. We packed some food
for your time in jail.Copy !req
1273. Let's hope it's not
your final meal.Copy !req
1274. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
1275. I was thinking, after I serve my time
and I'm a free fox again,Copy !req
1276. maybe I'll open one of those
acupuncture places that are all the rage.Copy !req
1277. I think you're better suited for a job
with a little more room for growth.Copy !req
1278. Jade Palace?Copy !req
1279. Her?Copy !req
1280. Out of all the candidates you choose
to train as your worthy successor,Copy !req
1281. you chose the fox?Copy !req
1282. You know when you know,
you know?Copy !req
1283. Fine, choose who you want.
A thief, a stick, a carrot.Copy !req
1284. I don't even know why I bother.Copy !req
1285. I'm going to go meditate... a lot.Copy !req
1286. Don't worry. He'll come around.Copy !req
1287. Probably. Maybe.Copy !req
1288. Hey, you okay?Copy !req
1289. He's right.
What about me says I'm ready for this?Copy !req
1290. Well, as I learned
from working in my dad's kitchen,Copy !req
1291. sometimes the greatest dishes come
from the most unlikely ingredients.Copy !req
1292. Hey, that's not bad.Copy !req
1293. Okay, I see you, Spiritual Leader.Copy !req
1294. Yeah. I'm getting the hang of
this proverb thing.Copy !req
1295. One shouldn't do a deep squat
with a chopstick in one's pocket.Copy !req
1296. Maybe you should
just stick to kicking butt.Copy !req
1297. Money can't buy happiness,
but it sure can buy a lot of dumplings.Copy !req
1298. Why does it always come back
to dumplings with you?Copy !req
1299. When life gives you lemons,
make pear juice and blow everyone's minds.Copy !req
1300. We get it.Copy !req
1301. You can't have your mooncake
and eat it too.Copy !req
1302. Although, I guess you could have mooncake
and then order mango pudding on the side.Copy !req
1303. Can we just start the training now?Copy !req
1304. Inner peace.Copy !req
1305. Inner peace.Copy !req
1306. Inner peace.Copy !req
1307. Hey, Master Shifu.Copy !req
1308. Look, there's two of us.Copy !req
1309. - You're doing great, Shifu.
- You're not breathing with your belly.Copy !req
1310. - You look a little tired.
- Are you tired?Copy !req
1311. - You do look like a squirrel.
- Do you want a cookie?Copy !req
1312. Inner peace.Copy !req
1313. Inner peace.Copy !req
1314. Inner peace.Copy !req
1315. Are you ready to begin your training?Copy !req
1316. Are you?Copy !req
1317. Yes, and I brought a little help.Copy !req
1318. Whoa.Copy !req
1319. Ow! Oh, it's hot! Hot, hot!Copy !req
1320. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req