1. Legend tells of a legendary warriorCopy !req
2. whose kung fu skills
were the stuff of legend.Copy !req
3. He traveled the land
in search of worthy foes.Copy !req
4. I see you like to chew.
Maybe you should chew on my fist!Copy !req
5. The warrior said nothing,
for his mouth was full.Copy !req
6. Then he swallowed. And then he spoke.Copy !req
7. Enough talk. Let's fight!Copy !req
8. Shashabooey!Copy !req
9. He was so deadly in fact,Copy !req
10. that his enemies would go blind from
overexposure to pure awesomeness.Copy !req
11. - My eyes!
- He's too awesome!Copy !req
12. - And attractive.
- How can we repay you?Copy !req
13. There is no charge for awesomeness.Copy !req
14. Or attractiveness.Copy !req
15. Kablooey!Copy !req
16. It mattered not how many foes he faced.Copy !req
17. They were no match for his bodacity!Copy !req
18. Never before had a panda
been so feared! And so loved.Copy !req
19. Even the most heroic heroes in China,Copy !req
20. the Furious Five,Copy !req
21. bowed in respect to this great master.Copy !req
22. We should hang out.Copy !req
23. Agreed.Copy !req
24. But hanging out would have to wait.Copy !req
25. Because when you're facing
the 10,000 demons of Demon Mountain,Copy !req
26. there's only one thing
that matters and that's...Copy !req
27. Po! Get up!Copy !req
28. You'll be late for work!Copy !req
29. What?Copy !req
30. Po! Get up!Copy !req
31. Po! What are you doing up there?Copy !req
32. Nothing.Copy !req
33. Monkey! Mantis! Crane! Viper! Tigress!Copy !req
34. Po! Let's go! You're late for work.Copy !req
35. Coming!Copy !req
36. Sorry, Dad.Copy !req
37. Sorry doesn't make the noodles.Copy !req
38. What were you doing up there?
All that noise.Copy !req
39. Nothing. I just had a crazy dream.Copy !req
40. About what?Copy !req
41. What were you dreaming about?Copy !req
42. What was I...Copy !req
43. I was dreaming aboutCopy !req
44. noodles.Copy !req
45. Noodles? You were really
dreaming about noodles?Copy !req
46. Yeah. What else
would I be dreaming about?Copy !req
47. Careful! That soup is sharp.Copy !req
48. Oh, happy day!Copy !req
49. My son, finally having the noodle dream!Copy !req
50. You don't know how long I've been
waiting for this moment.Copy !req
51. This is a sign, Po.Copy !req
52. A sign of what?Copy !req
53. You are almost ready to be entrusted
with the secret ingredientCopy !req
54. of my Secret Ingredient Soup.Copy !req
55. Then you will fulfill your destiny
and take over the restaurant!Copy !req
56. As I took it over from my father,
who took it over from his fatherCopy !req
57. who won it from a friend
in a game of mahjong.Copy !req
58. Dad, Dad, Dad, it was just a dream.Copy !req
59. No, it was the dream.Copy !req
60. We are noodle folk.
Broth runs through our veins.Copy !req
61. But, Dad, didn't you ever want
to do something else?Copy !req
62. Something besides noodles?Copy !req
63. Actually, when I was young and crazy,Copy !req
64. I thought about running away
and learning how to make tofu.Copy !req
65. Why didn't you?Copy !req
66. Because it was a stupid dream.Copy !req
67. Can you imagine me making tofu?Copy !req
68. Tofu.Copy !req
69. No! We all have our place in this world.Copy !req
70. Mine is here, and yours is...Copy !req
71. I know, is here.Copy !req
72. No, it's at tables 2, 5, 7, and 12.Copy !req
73. Service with a smile.Copy !req
74. Well done, students,
if you were trying to disappoint me.Copy !req
75. Tigress, you need more ferocity!
Monkey, greater speed.Copy !req
76. Crane, height. Viper, subtlety. Mantis...Copy !req
77. - Master Shifu.
- What?Copy !req
78. It's Master Oogway.
He wants to see you.Copy !req
79. Master Oogway, you summoned me?
Is something wrong?Copy !req
80. Why must something be wrong
for me to want to see my old friend?Copy !req
81. So, nothing's wrong?Copy !req
82. Well, I didn't say that.Copy !req
83. You were saying?Copy !req
84. I have had a vision.Copy !req
85. Tai Lung will return.Copy !req
86. That is impossible! He is in prison.Copy !req
87. Nothing is impossible.Copy !req
88. Zeng!Copy !req
89. Fly to Chor Ghom Prison and tell themCopy !req
90. to double the guards, double
their weapons, double everything!Copy !req
91. Tai Lung does not leave that prison!Copy !req
92. Yes, Master Shifu!Copy !req
93. One often meets his destiny
on the road he takes to avoid it.Copy !req
94. We have to do something!Copy !req
95. We can't let him march on the valley
and take his revenge!Copy !req
96. He'll...Copy !req
97. Your mind is like this water, my friend.Copy !req
98. When it is agitated,
it becomes difficult to see.Copy !req
99. But if you allow it to settle,Copy !req
100. the answer becomes clear.Copy !req
101. The Dragon Scroll.Copy !req
102. It is time.Copy !req
103. But who? Who is worthy to be trusted
with the secret to limitless power?Copy !req
104. To become the Dragon Warrior?Copy !req
105. I don't know.Copy !req
106. Excuse me. Pardon me. Sorry.Copy !req
107. Watch it, Po!Copy !req
108. Sorry. Suck it up!Copy !req
109. Sorry. A thousand pardons.Copy !req
110. What?Copy !req
111. Master Oogway's choosing
the Dragon Warrior! Today!Copy !req
112. Everyone! Go! Get to the Jade Palace!Copy !req
113. One of the Five
is gonna get the Dragon Scroll!Copy !req
114. We've been waiting a thousand years
for this!Copy !req
115. Take the bowl!Copy !req
116. This is the greatest day
in kung fu history!Copy !req
117. Don't worry about it. Just go!Copy !req
118. Po! Where are you going?Copy !req
119. To the Jade Palace.Copy !req
120. You're forgetting your noodle cart.Copy !req
121. The whole valley will be there,
and you'll sell noodles to all of them.Copy !req
122. Selling noodles?Copy !req
123. But, Dad, I was thinking, maybe I...Copy !req
124. - Yeah?
- I was thinking maybe I...Copy !req
125. could also sell the bean buns.
They're about to go bad.Copy !req
126. That's my boy!Copy !req
127. I told you that dream was a sign.Copy !req
128. Yeah. Glad I had it.Copy !req
129. - I'm a kung fu warrior!
- Me, too!Copy !req
130. - There's spots at the top.
- Let's go.Copy !req
131. Come on. Come on!Copy !req
132. Almost there.Copy !req
133. What?Copy !req
134. No! Oh, no!Copy !req
135. - Sorry, Po.
- We'll bring you back a souvenir.Copy !req
136. No. I'll bring me back a souvenir.Copy !req
137. It is an historic day.Copy !req
138. Isn't it, Master Oogway?Copy !req
139. Yes, and one I feared
I would not live to see.Copy !req
140. Are your students ready?Copy !req
141. Yes, Master Oogway.Copy !req
142. Know this, old friend.Copy !req
143. Whomever I choose will not only bring
peace to the valleyCopy !req
144. but also to you.Copy !req
145. Let the tournament begin!Copy !req
146. Yeah.Copy !req
147. No, no, wait!Copy !req
148. I'm coming! Wait, wait!Copy !req
149. Yes!Copy !req
150. Hey! Open the door!Copy !req
151. Let me in!Copy !req
152. Citizens of the Valley of Peace,Copy !req
153. it is my great honor
to present to you, Tigress!Copy !req
154. Viper! Crane! Monkey! Mantis!Copy !req
155. The Furious Five!Copy !req
156. Yeah, the Furious Five!Copy !req
157. Warriors, prepare!Copy !req
158. Wait. No. Oh, peeky-hole.Copy !req
159. - Ready for battle!
- Yeah.Copy !req
160. The Thousand Tongues of Fire.Copy !req
161. Look at that.Copy !req
162. Hey! Get out of the way!Copy !req
163. And finally, Master Tigress!Copy !req
164. Believe me, citizens,
you have not seen anything yet.Copy !req
165. I know!Copy !req
166. Master Tigress! Face Iron Ox
and his Blades of Death.Copy !req
167. I sense the Dragon Warrior
is among us.Copy !req
168. Citizens of the Valley of Peace,Copy !req
169. Master Oogway will now choose
the Dragon Warrior!Copy !req
170. Oh, no! No, no, wait!Copy !req
171. Yeah.Copy !req
172. Po!Copy !req
173. What are you doing?Copy !req
174. What does it look like I'm doing? Stop!Copy !req
175. I'm going to see the Dragon Warrior!Copy !req
176. But I don't understand.
You finally had the noodle dream!Copy !req
177. I lied. I don't dream about noodles, Dad.Copy !req
178. I love kung fu!Copy !req
179. Come on, son. Let's get back to work.Copy !req
180. Okay.Copy !req
181. Come back!Copy !req
182. What's going on?Copy !req
183. Where...Copy !req
184. What are you pointing...Copy !req
185. Okay. Sorry.Copy !req
186. I just wanted to see
who the Dragon Warrior was.Copy !req
187. How interesting.Copy !req
188. Master, are you pointing at me?Copy !req
189. - Him.
- Who?Copy !req
190. - You.
- Me?Copy !req
191. The universe has brought us
the Dragon Warrior!Copy !req
192. - What?
- What?Copy !req
193. - What?
- What?Copy !req
194. Stop, wait! Who told you to...Copy !req
195. Master Oogway, wait.Copy !req
196. That flabby panda can't possibly be
the answer to our problem.Copy !req
197. You were about to point at Tigress
and that thing fell in front of her!Copy !req
198. That was just an accident!Copy !req
199. There are no accidents.Copy !req
200. Forgive us, Master. We have failed you.Copy !req
201. No. If the panda has not quit
by morning,Copy !req
202. then I will have failed you.Copy !req
203. Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
I bring a messageCopy !req
204. from Master Shifu.Copy !req
205. What?Copy !req
206. "Double the guard"?Copy !req
207. "Extra precautions"?Copy !req
208. "Your prison may not be adequate"?Copy !req
209. You doubt my prison security?Copy !req
210. Absolutely not.Copy !req
211. Shifu does. I'm just the messenger.Copy !req
212. I'll give you a message
for your Master Shifu.Copy !req
213. Escape from Chor Ghom Prison
is impossible!Copy !req
214. Impressive, isn't it?Copy !req
215. It's very impressive.Copy !req
216. It's very impressive.Copy !req
217. One way in, one way out.Copy !req
218. One thousand guards and one prisoner.Copy !req
219. Yes, except that prisonerCopy !req
220. is Tai Lung.Copy !req
221. Take us down.Copy !req
222. What are you doing?Copy !req
223. Oh, my.Copy !req
224. Behold Tai Lung.Copy !req
225. I'm just gonna wait right here.Copy !req
226. It's nothing to worry about.
It's perfectly safe.Copy !req
227. Crossbows! At the ready!Copy !req
228. Crossbows?Copy !req
229. Hey, tough guy, did you hear?Copy !req
230. Oogway's giving someone the Dragon
Scroll, and it's not gonna be you.Copy !req
231. Don't get him mad.Copy !req
232. What's he gonna do about it?
I've got him completely immobilized.Copy !req
233. Did I step on the wittle kitty's tail?Copy !req
234. I'm good. I've seen enough.Copy !req
235. I'll tell Shifu
he has nothing to worry about.Copy !req
236. No, he doesn't.Copy !req
237. I'll tell him that.Copy !req
238. Can we please go now?Copy !req
239. Dragon Warrior! Dragon Warrior!Copy !req
240. Wait a second!Copy !req
241. I think there's been a slight mistake.
Everyone seems to think that I'm...Copy !req
242. The Sacred Hall of Warriors! No way!Copy !req
243. Look at this place.Copy !req
244. Master Flying Rhino's armor,
with authentic battle damage!Copy !req
245. The Sword of Heroes!Copy !req
246. Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself
just by looking...Copy !req
247. The Invisible Trident of Destiny!Copy !req
248. I've only seen paintings of that painting.Copy !req
249. No!Copy !req
250. The Legendary Urn
of Whispering Warriors.Copy !req
251. Said to contain the souls
of the entire Tenshu army.Copy !req
252. Hello.Copy !req
253. Have you finished sight-seeing?Copy !req
254. Sorry, I should have come to you first.Copy !req
255. My patience is wearing thin.Copy !req
256. Well, I mean, it's not like
you were going anywhere.Copy !req
257. - Would you turn around?
- Sure.Copy !req
258. How's it going?Copy !req
259. How do you get 5,000... Master Shifu!Copy !req
260. Someone broke that.Copy !req
261. But I'll fix it. Do you have someCopy !req
262. glue?Copy !req
263. A splinter.Copy !req
264. So you're the legendary
Dragon Warrior?Copy !req
265. - I guess so.
- Wrong!Copy !req
266. You are not the Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
267. You will never be
the Dragon Warrior untilCopy !req
268. you have learned the secret
of the Dragon Scroll.Copy !req
269. So, how does this work?Copy !req
270. Do you have a ladder,
or a trampoline, or...Copy !req
271. You think it's that easy?
That I'll just hand you the secretCopy !req
272. - to limitless power?
- No, I...Copy !req
273. One must first master
the highest level of kung fu.Copy !req
274. And that is clearly impossible
if that one is someone like you.Copy !req
275. Someone like me?Copy !req
276. Yes, look at you!
This fat butt! Flabby arms!Copy !req
277. Those are sensitive in the flabby parts.Copy !req
278. And this ridiculous belly.Copy !req
279. And utter disregard
for personal hygiene.Copy !req
280. Now, wait a minute. That's uncalled for.Copy !req
281. Don't stand that close.
I can smell your breath.Copy !req
282. Listen, Oogway said I was...Copy !req
283. The Wuxi Finger Hold.
Not the Wuxi Finger Hold!Copy !req
284. Oh, you know this hold?Copy !req
285. Developed by Master Wuxi
in the Third Dynasty. Yes.Copy !req
286. Then you know what happens
when I flex my pinky.Copy !req
287. - No, no!
- You know the hardest part of this?Copy !req
288. The hardest part is cleaning up
afterwards.Copy !req
289. Okay, okay, take it easy.Copy !req
290. Now listen closely, panda.Copy !req
291. Oogway may have picked you,
but when I'm through with you,Copy !req
292. I promise you, you're going to wish
he hadn't! Are we clear?Copy !req
293. Yeah, we're clear. We're so clear.Copy !req
294. Good.Copy !req
295. I can't wait to get started.Copy !req
296. - Let's begin.
- Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
297. What?Copy !req
298. - Now?
- Yes, now.Copy !req
299. Unless the great Oogway was wrong
and you are not the Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
300. Oh, okay, well...Copy !req
301. I don't know
if I can do all of those moves.Copy !req
302. Well, if we don't try,
we'll never know, will we?Copy !req
303. Yeah, it's just, maybe we can find
something more suited to my level.Copy !req
304. What level is that?Copy !req
305. Well, I'm not a master, butCopy !req
306. let's just start at zero. Level zero.Copy !req
307. No. There is no such thing
as level zero.Copy !req
308. - Maybe I can start with that.
- That?Copy !req
309. We use that for training children and
propping the door open when it's hot.Copy !req
310. But if you insist...Copy !req
311. The Furious Five!Copy !req
312. You're so much bigger
than your action figures.Copy !req
313. Except for you, Mantis.
You're about the same.Copy !req
314. Go ahead, panda.
Show us what you can do.Copy !req
315. Are they gonna watch, or should I wait
till they get back to work or something?Copy !req
316. Hit it.Copy !req
317. Okay, yeah. I mean, I just ate.
So I'm still digesting.Copy !req
318. So my kung fu might not be
as good as later on.Copy !req
319. Just hit it.Copy !req
320. All right.Copy !req
321. What you got? You got nothing,
'cause I got it right here.Copy !req
322. You picking on my friends?
Get ready to feel thunder.Copy !req
323. I'm coming at you with crazy feet.
What you gonna do about crazy feet?Copy !req
324. Come on. I'm a blur.
You've never seen bear style.Copy !req
325. You've only seen praying mantis.Copy !req
326. Or monkey style.Copy !req
327. Or I could come at you snickety-snake.Copy !req
328. Would you hit it!Copy !req
329. All right. All right.Copy !req
330. Why don't you try again? A little harder.Copy !req
331. How's that?Copy !req
332. That hurts.Copy !req
333. This will be easier than I thought.Copy !req
334. I'm feeling a little nauseous!Copy !req
335. Those are hard!Copy !req
336. My tenders.Copy !req
337. How did I do?Copy !req
338. There is now a level zero.Copy !req
339. - There's no words.
- No denying that.Copy !req
340. I don't understand
what Master Oogway was thinking.Copy !req
341. The poor guy's gonna get himself killed.Copy !req
342. He is so mighty!Copy !req
343. The Dragon Warrior fell out of the sky
on a ball of fire!Copy !req
344. When he walks,
the very ground shakes!Copy !req
345. One would think Master Oogway would
choose someone who knew kung fu.Copy !req
346. Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.Copy !req
347. Or even see his toes.Copy !req
348. Okay.Copy !req
349. Great.Copy !req
350. Hi. You're up.Copy !req
351. I am now.Copy !req
352. I was just...Copy !req
353. Some day, huh?Copy !req
354. That kung fu stuff is hard work, right?
Are your biceps sore?Copy !req
355. I've had a long
and rather disappointing day, so...Copy !req
356. Yeah, I should probably
get to sleep now.Copy !req
357. - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course.
- Okay, thanks.Copy !req
358. It's just... Man, I'm such a big fan!Copy !req
359. You guys were amazing
at the Battle of Weeping River.Copy !req
360. Outnumbered a thousand to one,
but you didn't stop. You just...Copy !req
361. Sorry about that.Copy !req
362. Look, you don't belong here.Copy !req
363. I know. I know. You're right.Copy !req
364. I don't have... I just...Copy !req
365. My whole life I dreamed of...Copy !req
366. No, I meant you don't belong here.
I mean, in this room. This is my room.Copy !req
367. Property of Crane.Copy !req
368. Okay. Right, right.Copy !req
369. So, you want to get to sleep.Copy !req
370. - Yeah.
- I'm keeping you up.Copy !req
371. We got big things tomorrow.Copy !req
372. All right. You're awesome.
Last thing I'm gonna say. Bye-bye.Copy !req
373. What was that?Copy !req
374. I didn't say anything.Copy !req
375. Okay. All right. Good night.Copy !req
376. Sleep well.Copy !req
377. That seemed a little awkward.Copy !req
378. Master Tigress!
I didn't mean to wake you.Copy !req
379. - You don't belong here.
- Yeah, of course.Copy !req
380. This is your room.Copy !req
381. I mean, you don't belong
in the Jade Palace.Copy !req
382. You're a disgrace to kung fu,
and if you haveCopy !req
383. any respect for who we are
and what we do,Copy !req
384. you will be gone by morning.Copy !req
385. Big fan!Copy !req
386. I see you have found the Sacred
Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom.Copy !req
387. Is that what this is? Sorry. I thought
it was just a regular peach tree.Copy !req
388. I understand.
You eat when you are upset.Copy !req
389. Upset? I'm not upset.
What makes you think I'm upset.Copy !req
390. So why are you upset?Copy !req
391. I probably sucked more today
than anyone in the history of kung fu.Copy !req
392. In the history of China.
In the history of sucking!Copy !req
393. Probably.Copy !req
394. And the Five! Man, you should've
seen them! They totally hate me.Copy !req
395. Totally.Copy !req
396. How is Shifu ever going to turn me
into the Dragon Warrior?Copy !req
397. I mean, I'm not like the Five.Copy !req
398. I've got no claws, no wings, no venom.Copy !req
399. Even Mantis has those thingies.Copy !req
400. Maybe I should just quit
and go back to making noodles.Copy !req
401. Quit, don't quit.Copy !req
402. Noodles, don't noodles.Copy !req
403. You are too concerned
with what was and what will be.Copy !req
404. There's a saying.Copy !req
405. Yesterday is history,Copy !req
406. tomorrow is a mystery,Copy !req
407. but today is a gift.Copy !req
408. That is why it is called the present.Copy !req
409. - Oh, no!
- What's happening?Copy !req
410. To your battle stations! Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
411. Fire crossbows!Copy !req
412. Fire!Copy !req
413. Fire!Copy !req
414. Tai Lung is free! I must warn Shifu.Copy !req
415. You're not going anywhere!
Neither is he!Copy !req
416. - Let go of me!
- Bring it up!Copy !req
417. Wait! Bring it back!Copy !req
418. - He's coming this way!
- He won't get far. Archers!Copy !req
419. We're dead. So very, very dead.Copy !req
420. Not yet we're not. Now!Copy !req
421. - Can we run now?
- Yes.Copy !req
422. I'm glad Shifu sent you.Copy !req
423. I was beginning to think
I'd been forgotten.Copy !req
424. Fly back there and tell themCopy !req
425. the real Dragon Warrior
is coming home.Copy !req
426. - Good morning, Master!
- Good morning, Master!Copy !req
427. Panda!Copy !req
428. Panda!Copy !req
429. Wake up!Copy !req
430. He's quit.Copy !req
431. What do we do now, Master,
with the panda gone?Copy !req
432. Who will be the Dragon Warrior?Copy !req
433. All we can do is resume our training
and trust that in time,Copy !req
434. the true Dragon Warrior
will be revealed.Copy !req
435. What are you doing here?Copy !req
436. Hi! Good morning, Master!Copy !req
437. I thought I'd warm up a little.Copy !req
438. You're stuck.Copy !req
439. Stuck? No. What? Stuck?Copy !req
440. No. This is one of my... Yeah, I'm stuck.Copy !req
441. - Help him.
- Oh, dear.Copy !req
442. Maybe on three. One, two,Copy !req
443. three.Copy !req
444. - Thank you.
- Don't mention it.Copy !req
445. - No, really, I appreciate...
- Ever.Copy !req
446. You actually thought you could learn
to do a full split in one night?Copy !req
447. It takes years to develop one's flexibility!Copy !req
448. And years longer to apply it in combat!Copy !req
449. Put that down!Copy !req
450. The only souvenirs we collect here are
bloody knuckles and broken bones.Copy !req
451. Yeah! Excellent.Copy !req
452. Let's get started.Copy !req
453. - Are you ready?
- I was born ready...Copy !req
454. I'm sorry, brother.
I thought you said you were ready.Copy !req
455. That was awesome! Let's go again!Copy !req
456. I've been taking it easy on you, panda.
But no more.Copy !req
457. Your next opponent will be me.Copy !req
458. All right! Yeah, let's go!Copy !req
459. Step forth.Copy !req
460. The true path to victory is to find
your opponent's weaknessCopy !req
461. and make him suffer for it.Copy !req
462. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
463. To take his strength
and use it against himCopy !req
464. until he finally fallsCopy !req
465. or quits.Copy !req
466. A real warrior never quits.Copy !req
467. Don't worry, Master. I will never quit!Copy !req
468. If he's smart,
he won't come back up those steps.Copy !req
469. But he will.Copy !req
470. He's not going to quit, is he?Copy !req
471. He's not going to quit bouncing,
I'll tell you that.Copy !req
472. I thought you said acupuncture
would make me feel better.Copy !req
473. Trust me, it will.Copy !req
474. It's just not easy finding the right
nerve points under all this...Copy !req
475. - Fat?
- Fur. I was going to say fur.Copy !req
476. Sure you were.Copy !req
477. Who am I to judge a warrior
based on his size? Look at me.Copy !req
478. I'm over here.Copy !req
479. Maybe you should look at this again.Copy !req
480. Oh, okay.Copy !req
481. Stop it. Stop!Copy !req
482. I know Master Shifu is trying
to inspire me and all,Copy !req
483. but if I didn't know any better,
I'd say he was trying to get rid of me.Copy !req
484. I know he can seem kind of heartless,Copy !req
485. but he wasn't always like that.Copy !req
486. According to legend,Copy !req
487. there was once a time when
Master Shifu actually used to smile.Copy !req
488. - No!
- Yes.Copy !req
489. But that was before.Copy !req
490. Before what?Copy !req
491. Before Tai Lung.Copy !req
492. We're not really supposed
to talk about him.Copy !req
493. Well, if he's going to stay here,
he should know.Copy !req
494. Guys, guys, I know about Tai Lung.Copy !req
495. He was a student. The first ever to
master the thousand scrolls of kung fu.Copy !req
496. And then he turned bad,
and now he's in jail.Copy !req
497. He wasn't just a student.Copy !req
498. Shifu found him as a cubCopy !req
499. and he raised him as his son.Copy !req
500. And when the boy showed
talent in kung fu,Copy !req
501. Shifu trained him.Copy !req
502. He believed in him. He told him
he was destined for greatness.Copy !req
503. It was never enough for Tai Lung.Copy !req
504. He wanted the Dragon Scroll.Copy !req
505. But Oogway saw darkness
in his heart and refused.Copy !req
506. Outraged, Tai Lung
laid waste to the valley.Copy !req
507. He tried to take the scroll by force.Copy !req
508. And Shifu had to destroy
what he had created.Copy !req
509. But how could he?Copy !req
510. Shifu loved Tai Lung
like he had never loved anyone before.Copy !req
511. Or since.Copy !req
512. And now he has a chance
to make things right.Copy !req
513. To train the true Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
514. And he's stuck with you.Copy !req
515. A big fat panda who treats it like a joke.Copy !req
516. That is it!Copy !req
517. Wait! My fault!
I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve.Copy !req
518. And may have also stopped his heart.Copy !req
519. Inner peace.Copy !req
520. Inner peace.Copy !req
521. Inner...Copy !req
522. Inner peace.Copy !req
523. Would whoever is making
that flapping sound quiet down?Copy !req
524. Inner...Copy !req
525. Oh, Zeng.Copy !req
526. Excellent.Copy !req
527. I could use some good news right now.Copy !req
528. Master! Master!Copy !req
529. I have... It's... It's very bad news.Copy !req
530. Shifu.Copy !req
531. There is just news.
There is no good or bad.Copy !req
532. Master, your vision...
Your vision was right.Copy !req
533. Tai Lung has broken out of prison.
He's on his way.Copy !req
534. That is bad newsCopy !req
535. if you do not believe
that the Dragon Warrior can stop him.Copy !req
536. The panda? Master,
that panda is not the Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
537. He wasn't meant to be here!
It was an accident.Copy !req
538. There are no accidents.Copy !req
539. Yes, I know. You've said that already.Copy !req
540. - Twice.
- Well, that was no accident, either.Copy !req
541. Thrice.Copy !req
542. My old friend,Copy !req
543. the panda will never fulfill
his destiny, nor you yours,Copy !req
544. until you let go of the illusion of control.Copy !req
545. Illusion?Copy !req
546. Yes. Look at this tree, Shifu.Copy !req
547. I cannot make it blossom
when it suits me,Copy !req
548. nor make it bear fruit before its time.Copy !req
549. But there are things we can control.Copy !req
550. I can control when the fruit will fall.Copy !req
551. And I can controlCopy !req
552. where to plant the seed.Copy !req
553. That is no illusion, Master.Copy !req
554. Yes.Copy !req
555. But no matter what you doCopy !req
556. that seed will grow to be a peach tree.Copy !req
557. You may wish for an apple
or an orange, but you will get a peach.Copy !req
558. But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung!Copy !req
559. Maybe it can.Copy !req
560. If you are willing to guide it.Copy !req
561. To nurture it.Copy !req
562. To believe in it.Copy !req
563. But how? How?Copy !req
564. I need your help, Master.Copy !req
565. No, you just need to believe.Copy !req
566. Promise me, Shifu.Copy !req
567. Promise me you will believe.Copy !req
568. I will try.Copy !req
569. Good.Copy !req
570. My time has come.Copy !req
571. You must continue
your journey without me.Copy !req
572. What are you... Wait!Copy !req
573. Master!Copy !req
574. You can't leave me!Copy !req
575. You must believe.Copy !req
576. Master!Copy !req
577. Yeah, so I'm like,
"Fine, you may be a wolf,Copy !req
578. "you may be the scariest bandit
in Haijin Province,Copy !req
579. "but you're a lousy tipper."Copy !req
580. Really? So how did you
get out of there alive?Copy !req
581. I mean, I didn't actually say that,Copy !req
582. but I thought itCopy !req
583. in my mind.Copy !req
584. If he could read my mind,
he'd be, like, "What?"Copy !req
585. Order up! Hope you like it.Copy !req
586. - This is really good!
- No, come on.Copy !req
587. Try my dad's Secret Ingredient Soup.
He actually knows the secret ingredient.Copy !req
588. What are you talking about?
This is amazing!Copy !req
589. - You're a really good cook.
- I wish my mouth was bigger.Copy !req
590. Tigress, you've got to try this.Copy !req
591. It is said that the Dragon Warrior
can survive for months at a timeCopy !req
592. on nothing but the dew
of a single ginkgo leafCopy !req
593. and the energy of the universe.Copy !req
594. I guess my body doesn't know
it's the Dragon Warrior yet.Copy !req
595. I'm gonna need a lot more
than dew and universe juice.Copy !req
596. - What?
- Nothing, Master Shifu.Copy !req
597. You'll never be the Dragon WarriorCopy !req
598. unless you lose 500 pounds
and brush your teeth!Copy !req
599. What is that noise you're making?
Laughter? I never heard of it!Copy !req
600. Work hard, panda, and maybe somedayCopy !req
601. you will have ears like mine.Copy !req
602. That's good.Copy !req
603. Ears. It's not working for you?
I thought they were pretty good.Copy !req
604. It's Shifu!Copy !req
605. Of course it's Shifu.
What do you think I'm doing?Copy !req
606. Master Shifu!Copy !req
607. You think this is funny?Copy !req
608. Tai Lung has escaped
and you're acting like children!Copy !req
609. - What?
- He is coming for the Dragon Scroll,Copy !req
610. and you are the only one
who can stop him.Copy !req
611. And here I am saying
you got no sense of humor.Copy !req
612. I'm gonna stop Tai Lung.Copy !req
613. What? You're serious? And I have to...Copy !req
614. Master Oogway will stop him,
he did it before, he'll do it again.Copy !req
615. Oogway cannot!Copy !req
616. Not anymore.Copy !req
617. Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
618. - The panda?
- Yes, the panda!Copy !req
619. Master, let us stop Tai Lung.
This is what you've trained us for.Copy !req
620. No! It is not your destiny
to defeat Tai Lung.Copy !req
621. It is his!Copy !req
622. Where'd he go?Copy !req
623. You cannot leave!
A real warrior never quits.Copy !req
624. Watch me.Copy !req
625. Come on.Copy !req
626. How am I supposed to beat Tai Lung?
I can't even beat you to the stairs.Copy !req
627. You will beat him
because you are the Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
628. You don't believe that.
You never believed that.Copy !req
629. From the beginning,
you've tried to get rid of me.Copy !req
630. Yes! I was.Copy !req
631. But now I ask you to trust in your master
as I have come to trust in mine.Copy !req
632. You're not my master.
And I'm not the Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
633. Then why didn't you quit?Copy !req
634. You knew I was trying to get rid of you,
yet you stayed.Copy !req
635. Yeah, I stayed.Copy !req
636. I stayed because every time
you threw a brick at my headCopy !req
637. or said I smelled, it hurt,
but it could never hurt moreCopy !req
638. than it did every day
of my life just being me.Copy !req
639. I stayed because I thought,
if anyone could change me,Copy !req
640. could make me not me,Copy !req
641. it was you,Copy !req
642. the greatest kung fu teacher
in all of China!Copy !req
643. But I can change you!Copy !req
644. I can turn you into the Dragon Warrior!
And I will!Copy !req
645. Come on. Tai Lung is
on his way here right now.Copy !req
646. Even if it takes him a hundred years
to get here, how are youCopy !req
647. gonna change this
into the Dragon Warrior?Copy !req
648. How?Copy !req
649. How?Copy !req
650. - How?
- I don't know!Copy !req
651. I don't know.Copy !req
652. That's what I thought.Copy !req
653. This is what you trained me for.Copy !req
654. Tigress!Copy !req
655. Don't try and stop me.Copy !req
656. We're not trying to stop you.Copy !req
657. What?Copy !req
658. We're coming with you!Copy !req
659. What? I eat when I'm upset, okay?Copy !req
660. No need to explain.Copy !req
661. I thought you might be Monkey.Copy !req
662. He hides his almond cookies
on the top shelf.Copy !req
663. Don't tell Monkey.Copy !req
664. - Look at you.
- Yeah, I know, I disgust you.Copy !req
665. No, I mean, how did you get up there?Copy !req
666. I don't know. I guess...Copy !req
667. I don't know. I was getting a cookie.Copy !req
668. Yet you are ten feet off the ground.Copy !req
669. And have done a perfect spilt.Copy !req
670. No, this? This is justCopy !req
671. an accident.Copy !req
672. There are no accidents.Copy !req
673. Come with me.Copy !req
674. I know you're trying to be
all mystical and kung fuey,Copy !req
675. but could you at least
tell me where we're going?Copy !req
676. You dragged meCopy !req
677. all the way out hereCopy !req
678. for a bath?Copy !req
679. Panda,Copy !req
680. we do not wash our pits
in the Pool of Sacred Tears.Copy !req
681. The Pool of...Copy !req
682. This is where Oogway
unraveled the mysteriesCopy !req
683. of harmony and focus.Copy !req
684. This is the birthplaceCopy !req
685. of kung fu.Copy !req
686. Do you want to learn kung fu?Copy !req
687. Yeah!Copy !req
688. Then I am your master!Copy !req
689. Okay!Copy !req
690. Don't cry.Copy !req
691. Okay.Copy !req
692. When you focus on kung fu,Copy !req
693. when you concentrate,Copy !req
694. you stink.Copy !req
695. Perhaps that is my fault.Copy !req
696. I cannot train you the way
I have trained the Five.Copy !req
697. I now see that the way
to get through to youCopy !req
698. is with this.Copy !req
699. Oh, great, 'cause I am hungry.Copy !req
700. Good.Copy !req
701. When you have been trained,
you may eat.Copy !req
702. Let us begin.Copy !req
703. After you, panda.Copy !req
704. Just like that?Copy !req
705. No sit-ups? No 10-mile hike?Copy !req
706. I vowed to train you, and you
have been trained. You are free to eat.Copy !req
707. Enjoy.Copy !req
708. Hey!Copy !req
709. I said you are free to eat.
Have a dumpling.Copy !req
710. Hey!Copy !req
711. You are free to eat.Copy !req
712. - Am I?
- Are you?Copy !req
713. I'm not hungry.Copy !req
714. Master.Copy !req
715. Cut it!Copy !req
716. Where's the Dragon Warrior?Copy !req
717. How do you know
you're not looking at her?Copy !req
718. You think I'm a fool?Copy !req
719. I know you're not the Dragon Warrior.
None of you!Copy !req
720. I heard how he fell out of the sky
in a ball of fire.Copy !req
721. That he's a warrior unlike
anything the world has ever seen.Copy !req
722. - Po?
- So that is his name. Po.Copy !req
723. Finally, a worthy opponent.Copy !req
724. Our battle will be legendary!Copy !req
725. We've got this. Help her.Copy !req
726. Monkey!Copy !req
727. Go!Copy !req
728. What was I thinking?Copy !req
729. Mantis!Copy !req
730. Now!Copy !req
731. Shifu taught you well.Copy !req
732. But he didn't teach you everything.Copy !req
733. You have done well, panda.Copy !req
734. Done well? Done well?Copy !req
735. I've done awesome!Copy !req
736. The mark of a true hero is humility.Copy !req
737. But, yes, you have doneCopy !req
738. awesome.Copy !req
739. Guys? Guys? They're dead!Copy !req
740. No, they're breathing. They're asleep?
No, their eyes are open.Copy !req
741. We were no match for his nerve attack.Copy !req
742. He's gotten stronger.Copy !req
743. Who? Tai Lung? Stronger?Copy !req
744. He's too fast!Copy !req
745. Sorry, Po.Copy !req
746. I thought we could stop him.Copy !req
747. He could have killed you.Copy !req
748. Why didn't he?Copy !req
749. So you could come back and strike fear
into our hearts. But it won't work.Copy !req
750. It might. I mean, a little.Copy !req
751. I'm pretty scared.Copy !req
752. You can defeat him, panda!Copy !req
753. Are you kidding? If they can't?Copy !req
754. They're five masters. I'm just one me.Copy !req
755. But you will have
the one thing that no one else does.Copy !req
756. You really believe I'm ready?Copy !req
757. You are,Copy !req
758. Po.Copy !req
759. Behold the Dragon Scroll.Copy !req
760. It is yours.Copy !req
761. Wait. What happens when I read it?Copy !req
762. No one knows.Copy !req
763. But legend says you will be able
to hear a butterfly's wing beat.Copy !req
764. Really? That's cool.Copy !req
765. Yes. And see light in the deepest cave.Copy !req
766. You will feel the universe
in motion around you.Copy !req
767. Can I punch through walls?Copy !req
768. - Can I do a quadruple back flip?
- Focus.Copy !req
769. - Will I have invisibility...
- Focus.Copy !req
770. - Focus.
- Oh, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
771. Read it, Po, and fulfill your destiny.Copy !req
772. Read it and becomeCopy !req
773. the Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
774. It's impossible to open.Copy !req
775. Okay. Come on, baby. Come on, now.Copy !req
776. Thank you.Copy !req
777. I probably loosened it up for you though.Copy !req
778. Okay, here goes.Copy !req
779. - It's blank.
- What?Copy !req
780. - Here, look.
- No, I am forbidden to look upon...Copy !req
781. Blank. I don't...Copy !req
782. I don't understand.Copy !req
783. Okay. So, like,Copy !req
784. Oogway was
just a crazy old turtle after all.Copy !req
785. No. Oogway was wiser than us all.Copy !req
786. Oh, come on! Face it,
he picked me by accident.Copy !req
787. Of course I'm not the Dragon Warrior.
Who am I kidding?Copy !req
788. But who will stop Tai Lung?Copy !req
789. He'll destroy everything and everyone.Copy !req
790. No.Copy !req
791. Evacuate the valley. You must protect
the villagers from Tai Lung's rage.Copy !req
792. - What about you, Master?
- I will fight him.Copy !req
793. - What?
- I can hold him off long enoughCopy !req
794. for everyone to escape.Copy !req
795. But, Shifu, he'll kill you.Copy !req
796. Then I will finally have paid
for my mistake.Copy !req
797. Listen to me, all of you.Copy !req
798. It is time for you to continue
your journey without me.Copy !req
799. I am very proud
to have been your master.Copy !req
800. We've got to get them out safely.Copy !req
801. Come, little one. Let's find your mama.Copy !req
802. Viper, gather the southern farmers.
Mantis, the north.Copy !req
803. Crane, light the way.Copy !req
804. Look, it's the Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
805. Hey, Dad.Copy !req
806. Po!Copy !req
807. Good to have you back, son.Copy !req
808. Good to be back.Copy !req
809. Let's go, Po.Copy !req
810. So for our next shop, it's time to face it,Copy !req
811. the future of noodles
is dice-cut vegetables,Copy !req
812. no longer slices.Copy !req
813. Also, I was thinking, maybe this timeCopy !req
814. we'll have a kitchen
you can actually stand up in.Copy !req
815. You like that?Copy !req
816. Po, I'm sorry things didn't work out.Copy !req
817. It just wasn't meant to be.Copy !req
818. Po, forget everything else.Copy !req
819. Your destiny still awaits.Copy !req
820. We are noodle folk.
Broth runs deep through our veins.Copy !req
821. I don't know, Dad.Copy !req
822. Honestly, sometimes
I can't believe I'm actually your son.Copy !req
823. Po,Copy !req
824. I think it's time I told you
something I should have told youCopy !req
825. a long time ago.Copy !req
826. Okay.Copy !req
827. The secret ingredient
of my Secret Ingredient Soup.Copy !req
828. Come here. The secret ingredient isCopy !req
829. nothing.Copy !req
830. You heard me. Nothing!Copy !req
831. There is no secret ingredient!Copy !req
832. Wait, wait.
It's just plain old noodle soup?Copy !req
833. You don't add some kind of
special sauce or something?Copy !req
834. Don't have to.
To make something special,Copy !req
835. you just have to believe it's special.Copy !req
836. There is no secret ingredient.Copy !req
837. I have come home, Master.Copy !req
838. This is no longer your home.
And I am no longer your master.Copy !req
839. Oh, yes. You have a new favorite.Copy !req
840. So where is this Po?Copy !req
841. Did I scare him off?Copy !req
842. This battle is between you and me.Copy !req
843. So, that is how it's going to be.Copy !req
844. That is how it must be.Copy !req
845. I rotted in jail for 20 years
because of your weakness!Copy !req
846. Obeying your master is not weakness!Copy !req
847. You knew I was the Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
848. You always knew.Copy !req
849. But when Oogway said otherwise,
what did you do?Copy !req
850. What did you do?Copy !req
851. Nothing!Copy !req
852. You were not meant to be the Dragon
Warrior! That was not my fault!Copy !req
853. Not your fault?Copy !req
854. Who filled my head with dreams?Copy !req
855. Who drove me to train
until my bones cracked?Copy !req
856. Who denied me my destiny?Copy !req
857. It was never my decision to make!Copy !req
858. It is now.Copy !req
859. Give me the scroll!Copy !req
860. I would rather die.Copy !req
861. All I ever did, I did to make you proud!Copy !req
862. Tell me how proud you are, Shifu!Copy !req
863. Tell me!Copy !req
864. Tell me!Copy !req
865. I have...
I have always been proud of you.Copy !req
866. From the first moment, I've beenCopy !req
867. proud of you.Copy !req
868. And it was my prideCopy !req
869. that blinded me.Copy !req
870. I loved you too much
to see what you were becoming,Copy !req
871. what ICopy !req
872. was turning you into.Copy !req
873. I'm...Copy !req
874. I'm sorry.Copy !req
875. I don't want your apology.Copy !req
876. I want my scroll!Copy !req
877. What?Copy !req
878. Where is it?Copy !req
879. Dragon Warrior has taken the scroll
halfway across China by now.Copy !req
880. You will never see that scroll, Tai Lung.Copy !req
881. Never.Copy !req
882. Never.Copy !req
883. Stairs.Copy !req
884. Who are you?Copy !req
885. Buddy, I am the Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
886. You?Copy !req
887. Him? He's a panda.Copy !req
888. You're a panda. What are
you gonna do, big guy? Sit on me?Copy !req
889. Don't tempt me.Copy !req
890. No. I'm gonna use this.Copy !req
891. You want it? Come and get it.Copy !req
892. Finally!Copy !req
893. That scroll is mine!Copy !req
894. Lightning!Copy !req
895. The scroll has given him power!Copy !req
896. No!Copy !req
897. Finally! Oh, yes.Copy !req
898. The power of the Dragon Scroll is mine!Copy !req
899. It's nothing!Copy !req
900. It's okay. I didn't get it
the first time, either.Copy !req
901. What?Copy !req
902. There is no secret ingredient.Copy !req
903. It's just you.Copy !req
904. Stop it!Copy !req
905. I'm gonna pee.Copy !req
906. Don't.Copy !req
907. Don't! Don't!Copy !req
908. YouCopy !req
909. can't defeat me.Copy !req
910. You...Copy !req
911. You're just a bigCopy !req
912. fatCopy !req
913. panda!Copy !req
914. I'm not a big fat panda.Copy !req
915. I'm the big fat panda.Copy !req
916. The Wuxi Finger Hold!Copy !req
917. Oh, you know this hold?Copy !req
918. You're bluffing. You're bluffing.
Shifu didn't teach you that.Copy !req
919. Nope.Copy !req
920. I figured it out. Skadoosh.Copy !req
921. Look!Copy !req
922. The Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
923. That's my boy! That big, lovely
kung fu warrior is my son!Copy !req
924. Yes!Copy !req
925. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
926. Hey, guys.Copy !req
927. Master.Copy !req
928. - Master.
- Master.Copy !req
929. Master?Copy !req
930. Master Shifu!Copy !req
931. Master!Copy !req
932. Shifu, are you okay?Copy !req
933. Po.Copy !req
934. You're alive.Copy !req
935. Or we're both dead.Copy !req
936. No, Master, I didn't die.
I defeated Tai Lung.Copy !req
937. You did?Copy !req
938. Wow. It is as Oogway foretold.Copy !req
939. You are the Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
940. You have brought peaceCopy !req
941. to this valleyCopy !req
942. and...Copy !req
943. And to me.Copy !req
944. Thank you.Copy !req
945. Thank you, Po.Copy !req
946. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
947. No! Master! No, no, no,
don't die, Shifu, please!Copy !req
948. I'm not dying, you idiot!Copy !req
949. Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
950. I am simply at peace. Finally.Copy !req
951. So, I should stop talking?Copy !req
952. If you can.Copy !req
953. Want to get something to eat?Copy !req
954. Yeah.Copy !req
955. Everybody is kung fu fightingCopy !req
956. Your mind becomes fast as lightningCopy !req
957. Although the future
is a little bit frighteningCopy !req
958. It's the book of your life
that you're writingCopy !req
959. Everybody is kung fu fightingCopy !req
960. Your mind becomes fast as lightningCopy !req
961. Although the future
is a little bit frighteningCopy !req
962. It's the book of your life
that you're writingCopy !req
963. You are a naturalCopy !req
964. Why is that so hard to see?Copy !req
965. Maybe it's just because
You keep on looking at meCopy !req
966. The journey's a lonely one
So much more than we knowCopy !req
967. But sometimes you've got to go
And be your own heroCopy !req
968. Everybody is kung fu fightingCopy !req
969. Your mind becomes fast as lightningCopy !req
970. Although the future
is a little bit frighteningCopy !req
971. It's the book of your life
that you're writingCopy !req
972. You're a diamond in the rough
A brilliant ball of clayCopy !req
973. You could be a work of art
if you just go all the wayCopy !req
974. Now what would it take to break?
I believe that you can bendCopy !req
975. Not only do you have to fight
But you have got to winCopy !req
976. 'Cause everybody is kung fu fightingCopy !req
977. Your mind becomes fast as lightningCopy !req
978. Although the future
is a little bit frighteningCopy !req
979. It's the book of your life
that you're writingCopy !req
980. You're a diamond in the rough
A brilliant ball of clayCopy !req
981. You could be a work of art
if you just go all the wayCopy !req
982. Now what would it take to break?
I believe that you can bendCopy !req
983. Not only do you have to fight
But you have got to winCopy !req
984. 'Cause everybody is kung fu fightingCopy !req
985. Your mind becomes fast as lightningCopy !req
986. Although the future
is a little bit frighteningCopy !req
987. It's the book of your life
that you're writingCopy !req