1. KUNG FU PANDA-2 (2011)Copy !req
2. Long ago, in ancient China,Copy !req
3. the Peacocks ruled over Gongmen City.Copy !req
4. They brought great joy
and prosperity to the cityCopy !req
5. for they had invented fireworks.Copy !req
6. But their son, Lord Shen,Copy !req
7. saw darker power in the fireworks.Copy !req
8. What had brought colour and joyCopy !req
9. could also bring darkness
and destruction.Copy !req
10. Shen's troubled parents
consulted a soothsayer.Copy !req
11. She foretold that if Shen
continued down this dark path,Copy !req
12. he would be defeated
by a warrior of black and white.Copy !req
13. The young lord
set out to change his fate.Copy !req
14. But what he did next only sealed it.Copy !req
15. Shen returned to his parents
full of pride.Copy !req
16. But in their faces, he saw only horror.Copy !req
17. He was banished from the city forever.Copy !req
18. But Shen swore revenge.Copy !req
19. Someday he would returnCopy !req
20. and all of China would bow at his feet.Copy !req
21. It's almost done, Lord Shen,
but we've run out of metal.Copy !req
22. Search the farthest villages!
Find more metal!Copy !req
23. China will be mine.Copy !req
24. And then the Dragon Warrior
joined the Furious Five!Copy !req
25. And they became the most
awesomest kung fu team ever!Copy !req
26. Enough talk. Let's fight!Copy !req
27. - Thirty-three...
- Listen, listen!Copy !req
28. You can hear the Dragon Warrior
training right now!Copy !req
29. Thirty-three. Stop him!Copy !req
30. - Thirty-four.
- It's too dangerous!Copy !req
31. - Thirty-five. Stay focused.
- Thirty-six!Copy !req
32. - Thirty-seven!
- Yeah!Copy !req
33. How is he doing that with his face?Copy !req
34. Thirty-eight bean buns!Copy !req
35. Yes! New record! You monster!Copy !req
36. - Keep going! Hit 40!
- He'll never hit 40.Copy !req
37. You guys wait and we'll go to 40.Copy !req
38. Do it.Copy !req
39. No problem!Copy !req
40. Yeah!Copy !req
41. Give me a minute.Copy !req
42. Yeah!Copy !req
43. - He did it!
- Well done, Po!Copy !req
44. Your training has paid off.Copy !req
45. Master Shifu!
Gotta go. See you later!Copy !req
46. You'll save those for me, right?Copy !req
47. Flippety-do.Copy !req
48. Inner peace.Copy !req
49. Inner peace.Copy !req
50. Inner peace.Copy !req
51. Master Shifu.Copy !req
52. Master Shifu, what do we got?Copy !req
53. Pirates? Vandals of Volcano Mountain?Copy !req
54. Whatever it is, I will take them down.
'Cause I am in a mood.Copy !req
55. I need to get something done,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
56. What are you doing?Copy !req
57. One of Master Oogway's final teachings.Copy !req
58. Awesome!Copy !req
59. How did you do that?Copy !req
60. - Inner peace.
- Inner piece. That's cool.Copy !req
61. - Inner piece of what?
- It is the next phase of your training.Copy !req
62. Every master must find his path
to inner peace.Copy !req
63. Some choose to meditate for 50 years
in a cave just like this...Copy !req
64. ...without the slightest taste
of food or water.Copy !req
65. Or?Copy !req
66. Some find it through
pain and suffering, as I did.Copy !req
67. Po, the day you were chosen
as Dragon WarriorCopy !req
68. was the worst day of my life.Copy !req
69. By far.
Nothing else came close.Copy !req
70. It was the worst, most painful,
mind-destroying, horrible moment...Copy !req
71. - OK.
...I have ever experienced.Copy !req
72. But once I realised the problem
was not you, but within me,Copy !req
73. I found inner peace and was able
to harness the flow of the universe.Copy !req
74. So that's it? I just need inner peace?Copy !req
75. My innards are
already super, super peaceful,Copy !req
76. so all I need to do
is just get this thing going.Copy !req
77. Inner peace, you're going down.Copy !req
78. Now show me what you were
doing there with your feet.Copy !req
79. I saw you do sort of a fancy foot...Copy !req
80. Po! Bandits!
Approaching the Musicians Village.Copy !req
81. Danger.Copy !req
82. Tell those musicians to start playing
some action music because it is on.Copy !req
83. Don't worry, Shifu, I'll master
inner peace as soon as I get back.Copy !req
84. No snack stops this time.Copy !req
85. Snack stops.Copy !req
86. Wait, are you serious?Copy !req
87. Get all the metal you can find!Copy !req
88. Grab the metal!Copy !req
89. Help, help, help, help. Help!Copy !req
90. That's everything!
Let's get out of here.Copy !req
91. Oh, no.Copy !req
92. Wings of Justice!Copy !req
93. The Dragon Warrior!Copy !req
94. A panda? That's impossible.Copy !req
95. My fist hungers for justice.Copy !req
96. That was my... fist.Copy !req
97. - Get 'em!
- Come on!Copy !req
98. Take that!Copy !req
99. Po! Incoming!Copy !req
100. Thanks, Mantis!Copy !req
101. Tigress, Double Death Strike!Copy !req
102. Feet of Fury!Copy !req
103. Tigress! Monkey!Copy !req
104. Viper! Mantis!Copy !req
105. Bunny! What?Copy !req
106. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
107. Help!Copy !req
108. - Crane, go!
- I'm on it!Copy !req
109. Is everyone OK?Copy !req
110. That was awesome!Copy !req
111. I got this.Copy !req
112. Po!Copy !req
113. Chew on that, tubby!Copy !req
114. Help.Copy !req
115. - Sweetie, are you OK?
- What happened?Copy !req
116. I think I saw...Copy !req
117. I think...Copy !req
118. I gotta go.Copy !req
119. Thank you. Thank you for coming
to Dragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu.Copy !req
120. - More tea? Lemon sauce?
- No.Copy !req
121. If you need anything, just ask.Copy !req
122. - Thank you.
- Feet of Fury!Copy !req
123. The Dragon Warrior's mop.
He mopped these very floors!Copy !req
124. No touching!
You'll get the mop dirty.Copy !req
125. - He once waited on me.
- Awesome!Copy !req
126. Yeah, I have the stain to prove it.
Hey, where is the Dragon Warrior?Copy !req
127. He doesn't work here any more.Copy !req
128. He's busy out there
protecting the Valley.Copy !req
129. - The Dragon Warrior!
- There he is.Copy !req
130. Po!Copy !req
131. - Here. OK. Nice kid.
- The Dragon Warrior!Copy !req
132. - Should've told me you were coming.
- Hi, Dad.Copy !req
133. I would have saved you
some stinky tofu.Copy !req
134. - Dad, can I talk to you?
- Of course, son.Copy !req
135. In honour of my son,
free tofu dessert for everybody!Copy !req
136. With purchases.Copy !req
137. Oh, it's so good to see you, Po.Copy !req
138. Have you lost weight? I can
almost put my wings around you.Copy !req
139. Ah, well, maybe a little.Copy !req
140. Poor you, you must feel weak.
Let me get you some soup.Copy !req
141. No, that's OK, Dad.
I'm not hungry.Copy !req
142. Not hungry?
Po, are you all right?Copy !req
143. Yeah. No, I'm fine. I just...Copy !req
144. Earlier today,
I was fighting these bandits.Copy !req
145. Nothing too dangerous.
I mean, they were just, you know...Copy !req
146. - Yeah?
- And then the strangest thing happened.Copy !req
147. I had this crazy vision.Copy !req
148. I think I saw my mom and me,
as a baby.Copy !req
149. Mom? A baby?Copy !req
150. - Dad?
- What?Copy !req
151. How do I say this?Copy !req
152. Where did I come from?Copy !req
153. Well, you see, son,
baby geese come from a little egg.Copy !req
154. - Don't ask where the egg comes from.
- Dad, that's not what I meant.Copy !req
155. I know it's not.Copy !req
156. I think it's time I told you something
I should have told you a long time ago.Copy !req
157. OK.Copy !req
158. You might have been kind of a...Copy !req
159. ...adopted.Copy !req
160. - I knew it.
- You knew?Copy !req
161. - Well, who told you?
- No one. I mean, come on, Dad.Copy !req
162. But if you knew,
why didn't you ever say anything?Copy !req
163. Why didn't you say anything?Copy !req
164. How did I get here, Dad?
Where did I come from?Copy !req
165. Actually... you came from this.Copy !req
166. It was just another day
at the restaurant.Copy !req
167. Time to make the noodles.Copy !req
168. I went out to the back, where my
vegetables had just been delivered.Copy !req
169. There were cabbages, turnips, radishes.Copy !req
170. Only there were no radishes.Copy !req
171. Just a very hungry baby panda.Copy !req
172. There was no note.Copy !req
173. Of course, you could have eaten it.Copy !req
174. I waited for someone to come
looking for you, but no one did.Copy !req
175. I brought you inside.Copy !req
176. Fed you.Copy !req
177. Gave you a bath.Copy !req
178. And fed you again.Copy !req
179. And again.Copy !req
180. And tried to put some pants on you.Copy !req
181. And then I made a decision
that would change my life forever.Copy !req
182. To make my soup without radishes.Copy !req
183. And to raise you as my own son.Copy !req
184. Xiao Po, my little panda.Copy !req
185. And from that moment on,
both my soup and my lifeCopy !req
186. have been that much sweeter.Copy !req
187. And, little Po,
that's the end of the story.Copy !req
188. Look at me. No, don't look at me.Copy !req
189. That's it? That can't be it.
There's gotta be more, Dad!Copy !req
190. Well, there was the time
you ate all my bamboo furniture.Copy !req
191. It was imported, too.Copy !req
192. One dumpling, please,
Dragon Warrior size.Copy !req
193. Oh, Po, your story may not
have such a happy beginning,Copy !req
194. but look how it turned out.Copy !req
195. You got me, you got kung fu,
and you got noodles.Copy !req
196. I know. I just have so many questions.Copy !req
197. Like how did I ever fit
in this tiny basket?Copy !req
198. Why didn't I like pants?Copy !req
199. And who am I?Copy !req
200. Good. Watch your form.Copy !req
201. Good.Copy !req
202. Better. Elbow.Copy !req
203. Straighten it out!Copy !req
204. Shen?Copy !req
205. Good afternoon, gentlemen.Copy !req
206. Now we've got the pleasantries
out of the way, please leave my house.Copy !req
207. - Your house?
- Yes.Copy !req
208. Didn't you see the peacock
on the front door?Copy !req
209. There you are, Soothsayer.Copy !req
210. It seems your fortune-telling skills
are not as good as you thought.Copy !req
211. - We shall see, Shen.
- No, you shall see, old goat.Copy !req
212. - Where were we?
- What do you want, Shen?Copy !req
213. What is rightfully mine. Gongmen City!Copy !req
214. Gongmen is under the stewardship
of the Masters' Council,Copy !req
215. and we will protect it. Even from you.Copy !req
216. I'm so glad you feel that way.Copy !req
217. Otherwise, I'd have dragged
that here for nothing.Copy !req
218. What's in the box, Shen?Copy !req
219. You want to see? It's a gift.Copy !req
220. It's your parting gift,
in that it will part you.Copy !req
221. Part of you here, part of you thereCopy !req
222. and part of you way over there,
staining the wall!Copy !req
223. You insolent fool!Copy !req
224. - Show-off.
- That is a warning.Copy !req
225. You are no match for our kung fu.Copy !req
226. I agree.Copy !req
227. But this is.Copy !req
228. Are you familiar
with the master of Gongmen City?Copy !req
229. - Master Thundering Rhino?
- Yes.Copy !req
230. - Son of legendary Flying Rhino?
- Yes.Copy !req
231. And slayer of the Ten Thousand
Serpents in the Valley of Woe?Copy !req
232. - He's dead.
- Whoa.Copy !req
233. That's impossible.Copy !req
234. Rhino's Horn Defence
is impervious to any technique.Copy !req
235. It was no technique.
Lord Shen has created a weapon,Copy !req
236. one that breathes fire and spits metal.Copy !req
237. Unless he is stopped,
this could be the end of kung fu.Copy !req
238. - But I just got kung fu!
- And now you must save it.Copy !req
239. Go! Destroy this weapon
and bring Lord Shen to justice!Copy !req
240. OK, here we go! Here we go!Copy !req
241. Wait a second.
How can I do this?Copy !req
242. I mean, how can kung fu stop
something that stops kung fu?Copy !req
243. Remember, Dragon Warrior,Copy !req
244. anything is possible
when you have inner peace.Copy !req
245. Inner peace. Inner peace. Inner peace.Copy !req
246. Peace on.Copy !req
247. - Oh, Po?
- Peace!Copy !req
248. Oh, Po, I got you a travel pack.Copy !req
249. I packed you food for weeks.
Cookies, buns, vegetables.Copy !req
250. And I even packed
all your action figures. See?Copy !req
251. I don't know what those are.
Never seen them before in my life.Copy !req
252. Dad, you got scratches on my Tigress.Copy !req
253. I also packed your paintings
of our best time together,Copy !req
254. just in case you get lonely.Copy !req
255. That's me and you making noodles.
And that's me and you eating noodles.Copy !req
256. And that's me giving you
a piggyback ride.Copy !req
257. That cute? On second thought,
I'll hang on to this one.Copy !req
258. - Hey, they're waiting for me.
- Of course, of course.Copy !req
259. You have a job to do... far from home,Copy !req
260. in a strange city, filled with
strange people, and strange noodles,Copy !req
261. facing horrible danger
from which you might never return!Copy !req
262. - Don't go, Po!
- I gotta go.Copy !req
263. I'm the Dragon Warrior.
It's kind of my job to save kung fu.Copy !req
264. And if I don't... what am I?Copy !req
265. You're my son.Copy !req
266. Right?Copy !req
267. - Po, it's time.
- Goodbye.Copy !req
268. Don't worry, Mr. Ping.Copy !req
269. He'll be back before
you can say "noodles".Copy !req
270. Noodles.Copy !req
271. Come on, guys, let's go!Copy !req
272. Yeah!Copy !req
273. Yeah...Copy !req
274. Yeah, yeah. Yeah...Copy !req
275. Mama?Copy !req
276. Mom? Dad? Is that you?Copy !req
277. Mom! Dad!Copy !req
278. Oh, hi. Hey, son. You're back.Copy !req
279. Honey, what are you doing here?Copy !req
280. But I thought...Copy !req
281. We replaced you, dear,
with this lovely radish.Copy !req
282. - Radish?
- It's quiet, polite, and, frankly,Copy !req
283. does better kung fu.Copy !req
284. No. No, no, no.Copy !req
285. Wait!Copy !req
286. No.Copy !req
287. Radish, radish, radish, radish.Copy !req
288. Inner pea...Copy !req
289. Pea...Copy !req
290. Inner peace.Copy !req
291. Inner peace! Inner peace! Inner peace!
Inner peace! Inner peace!Copy !req
292. I'm... training.Copy !req
293. The mast is not a worthy opponent.Copy !req
294. - I am ready.
- OK.Copy !req
295. So serious.Copy !req
296. I think I prefer the mast.Copy !req
297. Apologies. I used to punch the
ironwood trees by the palace to train.Copy !req
298. Now I feel nothing.Copy !req
299. That's severely cool.Copy !req
300. Again!Copy !req
301. So, this punching ironwood trees,
how long did you have to do that?Copy !req
302. - Twenty years.
- Oh, 20, 20 years.Copy !req
303. Is there any, you know, faster way?Copy !req
304. You know, until you, you know,
don't feel anything?Copy !req
305. No. Besides...Copy !req
306. ...I don't think
hard style is your thing.Copy !req
307. Po, why are you really out here?Copy !req
308. I just found out that my dad
isn't really my dad.Copy !req
309. Your dad? The goose.Copy !req
310. That must have been quite a shock.Copy !req
311. Yeah.Copy !req
312. - And this bothers you?
- Are you kidding me?Copy !req
313. We're warriors, right?
Nerves of steel.Copy !req
314. Souls of platinum.Copy !req
315. Like you.Copy !req
316. So hard-core, you don't feel anything.Copy !req
317. - I was...
- So, what are you guys talking about?Copy !req
318. Nothing. Nothing.Copy !req
319. Po's having daddy issues.Copy !req
320. I'm so lucky.
I don't have any problems with my dad.Copy !req
321. Maybe it's because Mom
ate his head before I was born.Copy !req
322. - I don't know.
- Mantis, this isn't about you.Copy !req
323. Po is the one freaking out.Copy !req
324. - I'm not freaking out.
- Po.Copy !req
325. - I'm freaking in.
- Po!Copy !req
326. - What?
- We're here.Copy !req
327. Gongmen City.Copy !req
328. My father's throne.Copy !req
329. He used to let me play here beside him,Copy !req
330. promising someday,
this throne would be mine.Copy !req
331. A little to the left.Copy !req
332. Oh, but it's so heavy, Master!Copy !req
333. Thirty years I've waited
for this moment.Copy !req
334. Everything must be exactly
how I envisioned it.Copy !req
335. And I envisioned it
a little to the left.Copy !req
336. Perfect!Copy !req
337. With the weapon by my si...
A little bit more.Copy !req
338. With the weapon by my side,
all of China will bow before me.Copy !req
339. We move out in three days,Copy !req
340. when the moon is full
and the tide is high.Copy !req
341. Now, you old goat,
why don't you tell me my...Copy !req
342. Fortune?Copy !req
343. Future. I was going to say future.Copy !req
344. Look into your bowl
and tell me what glory awaits.Copy !req
345. If you continue on your current path...Copy !req
346. ...you will find yourself
at the bottom of the stairs.Copy !req
347. I see...Copy !req
348. I see...Copy !req
349. I see pain... and anger.Copy !req
350. How dare you!
That is the finest silk in the province!Copy !req
351. Followed by denial.Copy !req
352. This is not fortune-telling.
You're just sayingCopy !req
353. - what's happening right...
- Now?Copy !req
354. The most important time is now.Copy !req
355. But if you really want
to see the future...Copy !req
356. Oh, what do you see?Copy !req
357. A peacock...Copy !req
358. ...is defeated by a warrior
of black and white.Copy !req
359. Nothing has changed.Copy !req
360. That's impossible, and you know it.Copy !req
361. It is not impossible, and he knows it.Copy !req
362. Who?Copy !req
363. - Lord Shen! I saw a panda!
- A panda?Copy !req
364. A kung fu warrior.
It fought like a demon!Copy !req
365. Big and furry.Copy !req
366. Soft and squishy.
Kind of plush and cuddly.Copy !req
367. There are no more pandas.Copy !req
368. Even with his poor eyesight,
he can see the truth.Copy !req
369. Why is it that you cannot?Copy !req
370. Find this panda and bring him to me!Copy !req
371. Yes, sir!Copy !req
372. One panda lives.
That does not make you right.Copy !req
373. You're right.
Being right makes me right.Copy !req
374. Then I will kill him and make you wrong.Copy !req
375. Will you stop that!Copy !req
376. That must be Shen's palace
on the other side of the city.Copy !req
377. Great. We'll march into the tower
and proclaim,Copy !req
378. "We are the Dragon Warrior
and the Furious Five,Copy !req
379. and we are here
to bring you to justice"!Copy !req
380. What are you doing?
This place is crawling with wolves.Copy !req
381. Hey, isn't that the guy
who hammered you in the face?Copy !req
382. I do not like that guy.Copy !req
383. We need to get to that tower
without being spotted by those wolves.Copy !req
384. Got it. Stealth mode.Copy !req
385. - Get out of the way!
- Foiled again.Copy !req
386. Now, where'd those noodles go?Copy !req
387. Hello. I couldn't help but...Copy !req
388. Yeah, OK. Anyway, where was I?Copy !req
389. - Where's Po?
- How can we lose a guy that big?Copy !req
390. OK.Copy !req
391. Guys! Guys?Copy !req
392. - Hey, Po.
- What? Sorry.Copy !req
393. So that was stealth mode, huh?Copy !req
394. To be honest,
not one of my stronger modes.Copy !req
395. ...gold in there, come on!Copy !req
396. This rice is raw!Copy !req
397. You stole all my metal pots
for Lord Shen!Copy !req
398. Either you cook my rice, or I cook you!Copy !req
399. - My apologies, but...
- Po, do something.Copy !req
400. How am I supposed to help her cook rice
without getting caught?Copy !req
401. - Wait, I have a better idea.
...two...Copy !req
402. ...one.Copy !req
403. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
404. We're here to liberate the city
and bring Shen to justice.Copy !req
405. - You will need help.
- Thank you, brave sheep,Copy !req
406. but it's too dangerous. I can't let you.Copy !req
407. Oh, no, not me.
It's not safe to speak here.Copy !req
408. Right.Copy !req
409. I'm talking about Masters Ox and Croc.Copy !req
410. They're in Gongmen Jail
on Black Dragon Alley.Copy !req
411. What? They're still alive?Copy !req
412. They must be in that jail
gathering intelligence,Copy !req
413. hatching a plot to use their
awesomeness to defeat the weapon!Copy !req
414. OK, let's go!Copy !req
415. - Thanks, sheep.
- Hey! Stop that costume!Copy !req
416. - Hold it right there!
- Get them!Copy !req
417. - Get them!
- Sorry!Copy !req
418. Take that!Copy !req
419. - Keep going!
- Faster!Copy !req
420. Hey, stop!Copy !req
421. - Look out! Watch it!
- Sorry!Copy !req
422. Surround him.Copy !req
423. Now!Copy !req
424. Gotcha!Copy !req
425. What? Where'd he go?Copy !req
426. - Spread out! Search everywhere!
- What about over there?Copy !req
427. - Is "there" a part of "everywhere"?
- I... I guess.Copy !req
428. Then search there!Copy !req
429. They must be close. I can feel
a kung fu chill riding up my spine.Copy !req
430. Sorry, Po. It's just me.Copy !req
431. Look. Gongmen Jail.Copy !req
432. Aw, it's cute.Copy !req
433. Cute, huh?Copy !req
434. Nice work, Po.Copy !req
435. At the first sign of trouble,
I'll give you a signal.Copy !req
436. - You mean like Crane does?
- Yeah.Copy !req
437. Excuse me,
when have I ever made that noise?Copy !req
438. Master Ox! Master!Copy !req
439. The ferocious Master Croc!Copy !req
440. And Master Storming Ox.Copy !req
441. I can't believe we're rescuing
actual legends of kung fu.Copy !req
442. We're gonna free you from those
bonds of injustice. No problem.Copy !req
443. Gotta be a key around here. No,
they wouldn't leave a key around here.Copy !req
444. Oh, good! You found it.
Come on, you guys! Yeah!Copy !req
445. We're coming for you, Shen!Copy !req
446. Guys, are we going or not?
Do you want to meet us there later?Copy !req
447. I mean, you do want to
take back your city, right?Copy !req
448. Of course we do.Copy !req
449. But if we stand up to Shen,
he will turn the weapon on the city.Copy !req
450. Listen to yourself.
You're protecting Gongmen CityCopy !req
451. by not protecting Gongmen City?Copy !req
452. - If we all fight together...
- Then the weapon would kill everyone.Copy !req
453. Oh, would it?
Then we use... a sneak attack!Copy !req
454. - We get inside and then...
- And then you will be stopped...Copy !req
455. ...by the unstoppable weapon.Copy !req
456. Nothing's unstoppable except for me
when I'm stopping youCopy !req
457. from telling me
something's unstoppable!Copy !req
458. Master Ox,
I'm not letting you stay in this cell.Copy !req
459. I'd like to see you get me out!Copy !req
460. You guys see that?
It's called being awesome.Copy !req
461. Come on! Whatever
happened to being heroes?Copy !req
462. The only hero in this town
is a dead one!Copy !req
463. Like I said, you are not
getting me out of this cell!Copy !req
464. Yes!Copy !req
465. All right, let's go!Copy !req
466. I get the top bunk.Copy !req
467. It's time to surrender, panda.
Kung fu is dead.Copy !req
468. I...Copy !req
469. You...Copy !req
470. Kung fu is dead? Fine!Copy !req
471. You stay in your prison of fear
with bars made of hopelessness.Copy !req
472. And all you get are three
square meals a day of shame!Copy !req
473. With despair for dessert.Copy !req
474. We'll take on Shen and prove
to all those who are hungryCopy !req
475. for justice and honour
that kung fu still lives!Copy !req
476. Yeah!Copy !req
477. Monkey?!Copy !req
478. You! You're mine!Copy !req
479. I'll tell you what's gonna be yours!Copy !req
480. My fist in your plush, cuddly,
super-soft face!Copy !req
481. Get him!Copy !req
482. - Get me out of here!
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
483. Stop him!Copy !req
484. Faster!Copy !req
485. Yeah! Go, go!Copy !req
486. - Lose him!
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
487. - Viper!
- Hang on!Copy !req
488. - What?
- Watch out!Copy !req
489. Uncool! Very uncool!Copy !req
490. Try this!Copy !req
491. Guys, guys, guys!Copy !req
492. Maybe something smaller!Copy !req
493. No, no! Oh, no, no.Copy !req
494. Cute bunnies, off the face.
Excuse me! OK, pardon me!Copy !req
495. Fire!Copy !req
496. We've lost them.Copy !req
497. Again! Again!Copy !req
498. Crane, catch!Copy !req
499. Gotcha!Copy !req
500. Guys, guys, guys, guys,
give me a shove!Copy !req
501. Mantis, now!Copy !req
502. Is that all you got? It feels like
I'm fighting a big old fluffy cloud!Copy !req
503. Well, this cloud is about
to bring the thunder!Copy !req
504. Your turn!Copy !req
505. Why... are... there...
so... many... signs?!Copy !req
506. Come here! Alaka-squasho!Copy !req
507. Yes! Taste the defeat!Copy !req
508. Let me tell you something.Copy !req
509. Next time you mess with a panda,
you better bring a whole a...Copy !req
510. Guess nobody told you,Copy !req
511. if you mess with the wolf,
you get the fangs.Copy !req
512. I've hit you twice.
What are you going to do now?Copy !req
513. We surrender!Copy !req
514. You can chain my body, but you will
never chain my... warrior spirit.Copy !req
515. - Hey, don't forget the little guy.
- Did you just call?Copy !req
516. - Po, what are you doing?
- Trust me. I got a pl...Copy !req
517. No way. Eight-point acupressure cuffs?Copy !req
518. Just like the ones that held Tai Lung.
The more you move, the tighter they get.Copy !req
519. These are the best cuffs!Copy !req
520. Greetings, panda. At last we meet!Copy !req
521. No, no, no...Copy !req
522. We meet at last! Yes, that's it.Copy !req
523. Greetings, panda. We meet at...Copy !req
524. - You are afraid for a reason.
- I am not afraid.Copy !req
525. He is coming to me in chains.Copy !req
526. - If anyone should be afraid, it's...
- You.Copy !req
527. Don't even think about it.Copy !req
528. I hope this turns out better than
your plan to cook rice in your stomachCopy !req
529. by eating it raw
and then drinking boiling water.Copy !req
530. This plan's nothing like that plan.Copy !req
531. - How?
- 'Cause this one's going to work.Copy !req
532. Keep moving.Copy !req
533. Ah, my old enemy...Copy !req
534. ...stairs.Copy !req
535. Thanks for carrying me
those last few flights. OK.Copy !req
536. I threw up a little bit
on the third floor.Copy !req
537. Someone might want to clean that up.Copy !req
538. Is there some sort of evil janitor
or something?Copy !req
539. Greetings, panda.Copy !req
540. - We meet at...
- Hey, how you doing?Copy !req
541. Hey.Copy !req
542. You've grown up bigger than I thought.Copy !req
543. Hey... enough with the poking around.Copy !req
544. Strong. Healthy.Copy !req
545. Look, I don't know who you are,
but please stand aside, sir.Copy !req
546. - That's a lady.
- Oh! Sorry.Copy !req
547. The beard threw me.
It's kind of misleading.Copy !req
548. - False advertising.
- Enough of this nonsense!Copy !req
549. Bring the prisoners to me.Copy !req
550. Sorry, ma'am. Get ready, guys.Copy !req
551. Keep your eyes peeled for the...
weapon!Copy !req
552. Sparrow kick!Copy !req
553. We did it! I just kung fu-ed it!
Did you guys see that? I was all like...Copy !req
554. Do you actually believe this is
the warrior destined to defeat me?Copy !req
555. I do not. I know he is.Copy !req
556. Oh, look at him.
A lifetime to plot his revengeCopy !req
557. - and he comes to me on his knees.
- What? A lifetime?Copy !req
558. I did not have a lifetime.Copy !req
559. We only heard about Master Rhino
a few days ago,Copy !req
560. - and we came to avenge him!
- You've come to avenge nothing else?Copy !req
561. Well, yeah.
All the pots and pans that you stole.Copy !req
562. - I'm gonna want those back.
- Nothing else?Copy !req
563. You probably did some other evil stuff
along the way. I don't know.Copy !req
564. - What else did you do?
- You don't know?Copy !req
565. Know what? What's so funny?Copy !req
566. The very thing
that you clearly do not know!Copy !req
567. OK, enough of these riddles!
Would you guys spill the beans?Copy !req
568. First, we come in and the weapon
is tiny. Surprise, it's big.Copy !req
569. And then the lady over here,
I think it's a guy, 'cause he's got...Copy !req
570. The only reason you are still aliveCopy !req
571. is that I find your stupidity
mildly amusing.Copy !req
572. Well, thank you. But I find your
evilness extremely annoying.Copy !req
573. Who do you think you are, panda?Copy !req
574. Who do you think I am, peacock?Copy !req
575. Why are we laughing?Copy !req
576. Take aim.Copy !req
577. Fire.Copy !req
578. Well, light the... thing!Copy !req
579. I did!Copy !req
580. Fear the bug!Copy !req
581. Get the weapon!Copy !req
582. Tigress!Copy !req
583. You... You were there.Copy !req
584. Yes. Yes, I was.Copy !req
585. - You just let Shen get away!
- At least we destroyed the weapon.Copy !req
586. Fire!Copy !req
587. Oh. No, he's got way more.Copy !req
588. - My wing!
- Help, Po!Copy !req
589. Coming!Copy !req
590. - Watch out!
- Po!Copy !req
591. - Help me up!
- No. Get him down.Copy !req
592. Use the ropes.Copy !req
593. Run, run, little panda!Copy !req
594. - Po, come on. We need you to focus!
- I got it, I got it!Copy !req
595. Bring it down!Copy !req
596. - We're trapped!
- This way!Copy !req
597. Goodbye!Copy !req
598. Fire!Copy !req
599. Get back!Copy !req
600. The only way out is up.Copy !req
601. What?Copy !req
602. Follow me! Come on!Copy !req
603. Where are they going?Copy !req
604. - To the top!
- Come on! Keep going!Copy !req
605. Here we go!Copy !req
606. - You idiot!
- My nose!Copy !req
607. Call in the wolves! All of them!
I want them ready to move!Copy !req
608. The Year of the Peacock begins now!Copy !req
609. Right now?
'Cause it's the middle of the year,Copy !req
610. so you'd only get like
a half of the Year of the Peacock.Copy !req
611. And this is the Year, of course,
of the Peacock.Copy !req
612. Happy New Year, sir.Copy !req
613. Get the wolves ready.
We're loading the ships now.Copy !req
614. Now!Copy !req
615. Now, now, now, now, now!Copy !req
616. Move! Move, move, move, move!Copy !req
617. This way.Copy !req
618. Let's go.Copy !req
619. Oh, you!Copy !req
620. What did you do?
It's chaos up there.Copy !req
621. What happened to stopping Shen?Copy !req
622. Yeah.Copy !req
623. Guys, come on.
Give me a little credit.Copy !req
624. I meant for him to get away.Copy !req
625. 'Cause... it was a trick. It was a plot.Copy !req
626. I was thinking...
I'll figure out his plot more.Copy !req
627. That makes no sense.Copy !req
628. What do you mean? Sure it does.Copy !req
629. Po, the truth.
You had Shen. What happened?Copy !req
630. What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
631. I... Yeah...
OK, he caught me off guard.Copy !req
632. The truth.Copy !req
633. Fine. They will keep you
far from danger.Copy !req
634. - Real far.
- What?Copy !req
635. You're staying here.Copy !req
636. Wait! I have to go ba...Copy !req
637. You're staying here!Copy !req
638. I'm going. And you can't stop me.Copy !req
639. OK. I wasn't ready that time.Copy !req
640. Guys? Don't.Copy !req
641. Ready.Copy !req
642. Look!Copy !req
643. Stay down.Copy !req
644. - I have to get to him.
- Then tell me why!Copy !req
645. He was there! OK?Copy !req
646. The peacock was there
the last time I saw my parents.Copy !req
647. He knows what happened.
Where I came from.Copy !req
648. Who I am.Copy !req
649. Look, I'm going.Copy !req
650. I have to know.Copy !req
651. The hard core can't understand.Copy !req
652. Tigress, no!Copy !req
653. The hard core do understand.Copy !req
654. But I can't watch my friend be killed.Copy !req
655. - We're going.
- Maybe you can't watch me be killed?Copy !req
656. - Stop being a wimp.
- And she's back.Copy !req
657. - No.
- Don't worry, kid.Copy !req
658. You're better off here.Copy !req
659. You were wrong, Soothsayer.
We sail to victory tonight.Copy !req
660. Your magic panda is clearly a fool.Copy !req
661. Are you certain it is the panda
who is a fool?Copy !req
662. You just destroyed
your ancestral home, Shen.Copy !req
663. A trivial sacrifice...
when all of China is my reward.Copy !req
664. Then will you finally be satisfied?Copy !req
665. Will the subjugation of the whole world
finally make you feel better?Copy !req
666. It's a start. I might also convert
the basement into a dungeon.Copy !req
667. The cup you choose to fill
has no bottom.Copy !req
668. It is time to stop this madness.Copy !req
669. Why on earth would I do that?Copy !req
670. So your parents can rest in peace.Copy !req
671. My parents hated me.Copy !req
672. Do you understand?Copy !req
673. They wronged me...
and I will make it right.Copy !req
674. They loved you.Copy !req
675. They loved you so much that
having to send you away killed them.Copy !req
676. The dead exist in the past...
and I must tend to the future.Copy !req
677. Set the soothsayer free.
She's no use to me.Copy !req
678. Goodbye, Shen.
I wish you happiness.Copy !req
679. Happiness must be taken.Copy !req
680. And I will take mine.Copy !req
681. - Hurry it up!
- Move it!Copy !req
682. If all of those weapons
leave the building, China will fall.Copy !req
683. - We bring down the building.
- Hey, guys. How about this?Copy !req
684. - This will work!
- All right, let's go.Copy !req
685. I can't feel my face.Copy !req
686. Did you hear him call it
Year of the Peacock?Copy !req
687. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
688. OK. So, keep it cool.
Keep it cool. Keep it cool.Copy !req
689. You! Where are you going?Copy !req
690. On your feet! And wipe those
stupid grins off your faces.Copy !req
691. Move, you dogs!
Faster, faster! Load them all!Copy !req
692. Greetings, panda.Copy !req
693. - Tell me what happened that night.
- What night?Copy !req
694. - That night.
- Ah, that night.Copy !req
695. Yes! We're talking
about the same night, right?Copy !req
696. Yes, I was there. Yes. I watched
as your parents abandoned you.Copy !req
697. It's a terrible thing.
I believe it went something like this.Copy !req
698. Here's your New Year's gift.Copy !req
699. Hope you like it,
'cause you can't return it.Copy !req
700. Po? What's he doing here?Copy !req
701. Return it! Return it!Copy !req
702. Are you willing to die
to find the truth?Copy !req
703. You bet I am.
Although I'd prefer not to.Copy !req
704. We got them. Go!Copy !req
705. You looking for me?Copy !req
706. I said that too soon, didn't I?Copy !req
707. Po!Copy !req
708. Po, get away from him.Copy !req
709. I'll get up. Here we go.Copy !req
710. - No more running, Shen.
- So it seems.Copy !req
711. Now... answers.Copy !req
712. Oh, you want to know so badly.Copy !req
713. You think knowing will heal you, huh?Copy !req
714. Fill some crater in your soul?Copy !req
715. Well, here's your answer.Copy !req
716. Your parents didn't love you.Copy !req
717. But here...Copy !req
718. ...let me heal you!Copy !req
719. No!Copy !req
720. Yeah, like you could make me drink that.Copy !req
721. If I wanted you dead,
I would have left you in that river.Copy !req
722. - Well, why save me?
- So you can fulfil your destiny.Copy !req
723. What are you talking about?
Where am I?Copy !req
724. What is this place?Copy !req
725. I'm surprised you remember so little.Copy !req
726. But you were so little when it happened.Copy !req
727. Perhaps you do remember.Copy !req
728. What? It's just a stupid nightmare.Copy !req
729. Nightmare? Or memory?Copy !req
730. This was a thriving village.Copy !req
731. Young Shen was in line
to rule Gongmen City.Copy !req
732. But he wanted more.Copy !req
733. I foretold that someone would stand
in his way. A panda.Copy !req
734. But I never could have foretold
what came next.Copy !req
735. Get them all!Copy !req
736. Take our son and run away! Go!Copy !req
737. Stop fighting. Let it flow.Copy !req
738. Your story may not have
such a happy beginning,Copy !req
739. but that doesn't
make you who you are.Copy !req
740. It is the rest of your story.Copy !req
741. Who you choose to be.Copy !req
742. So, who are you, panda?Copy !req
743. I am Po.Copy !req
744. And I'm gonna need a hat.Copy !req
745. Such sad, sad faces.Copy !req
746. But now is a time only for joy.Copy !req
747. You are going to be part
of something beautiful.Copy !req
748. Once we reach the harbour,
in front of all the world,Copy !req
749. you and your precious kung fu will die.Copy !req
750. Then China will know to bow before me.Copy !req
751. Set sail!Copy !req
752. What is that?Copy !req
753. Honestly, guys,
I never thought I'd die like this.Copy !req
754. I always thought I'd meet
a nice girl and settle down and...Copy !req
755. ...then she'd eat my head.Copy !req
756. - So sad.
- We cannot give up hope.Copy !req
757. Po would want us to remain strong.
Hard-core. Right, Tigress?Copy !req
758. - Lord Shen, what about the bridge?
- Nothing stands in my way.Copy !req
759. Fire!Copy !req
760. You coward!Copy !req
761. Po?Copy !req
762. Po?Copy !req
763. How many times do I have to kill
the same stinking panda?Copy !req
764. Shen!Copy !req
765. A panda stands between you
and your destiny.Copy !req
766. What?Copy !req
767. Prepare yourself for a
hot serving of justice.Copy !req
768. Your reign of terror comes to an end.Copy !req
769. - What?
- And now, free the Five!Copy !req
770. Disc of Destruction!Copy !req
771. OK. Take aim!Copy !req
772. Ready?Copy !req
773. You can't follow me.Copy !req
774. Just get him!Copy !req
775. - Yeah. Here we go.
- Come on!Copy !req
776. - No, no, no, don't shoot!
- Don't shoot!Copy !req
777. No, don't shoot!Copy !req
778. - Don't shoot!
- Don't shoot!Copy !req
779. - You don't shoot!
- I won't shoot if you won't shoot.Copy !req
780. Yeah!Copy !req
781. - Don't shoot! Cross fire!
- Attack!Copy !req
782. - Catch of Freedom!
- Monkey!Copy !req
783. Impressive, Dragon Warrior.
What's your plan?Copy !req
784. - Step one, free the Five.
- What's step two?Copy !req
785. Honestly, I didn't think
I'd make it this far.Copy !req
786. Po!Copy !req
787. Stop Shen before he gets to the harbour.Copy !req
788. Nice!Copy !req
789. Viper, Puppet of Death!Copy !req
790. Tigress!Copy !req
791. - Master Ox!
- Jump!Copy !req
792. - And Croc!
- Vengeance is served.Copy !req
793. - Why did you?
- Your friend there is very persuasive.Copy !req
794. Master Shifu!Copy !req
795. Quickly. Use their boats
to block the way.Copy !req
796. Crane!Copy !req
797. Wings of Justice!Copy !req
798. Yeah!Copy !req
799. What?Copy !req
800. I love you guys.Copy !req
801. Why aren't we firing?Copy !req
802. They're taking out our gunners, sir.
They're getting close.Copy !req
803. Fire! Fire at them!Copy !req
804. - But, sir, we'll kill our own.
- I said fire at them!Copy !req
805. Fire!Copy !req
806. No.Copy !req
807. Po!Copy !req
808. Tigress?Copy !req
809. As you wish.Copy !req
810. Let's finish this.Copy !req
811. Fire!Copy !req
812. Inner peace.Copy !req
813. Again!Copy !req
814. Yeah!Copy !req
815. Kill him! Somebody kill him!Copy !req
816. What? No. No!Copy !req
817. Keep firing! Keep firing!Copy !req
818. Skadoosh.Copy !req
819. How did you?Copy !req
820. How did you do it?Copy !req
821. You know, you just keep your elbows up
and keep the shoulders loose.Copy !req
822. Not that. How did you find peace?Copy !req
823. I took away your parents. Everything.Copy !req
824. I scarred you for life.Copy !req
825. See, that's the thing, Shen.
Scars heal.Copy !req
826. No, they don't. Wounds heal.Copy !req
827. Oh, yeah. What do scars do?
They fade, I guess?Copy !req
828. - I don't care what scars do.
- You should, Shen.Copy !req
829. You gotta let go of that stuff from
the past, 'cause it just doesn't matter.Copy !req
830. The only thing that matters
is what you choose to be now.Copy !req
831. You're right.Copy !req
832. Then I choose... this!Copy !req
833. That was pretty hard-core.Copy !req
834. - Po!
- You did it!Copy !req
835. - Come here! Yeah!
- Don't ever do that again, please.Copy !req
836. It seems you have found inner peace.Copy !req
837. And at such a young age.Copy !req
838. Well, I had a pretty good teacher.Copy !req
839. What do you mean he's not here?
It's my son's birthday.Copy !req
840. All he wanted was to meet
the Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
841. How about some tofu birthday cake
instead, huh?Copy !req
842. You know, I think we'll
just try again another time.Copy !req
843. When do you think he'll be back?Copy !req
844. I don't know. OK, I don't know.
Maybe never.Copy !req
845. I mean, I worry, OK?
But that's my job, I'm his dad.Copy !req
846. At least, I was his dad.Copy !req
847. Why did he have to go and save China?
I know why.Copy !req
848. But why? He's just one little panda.Copy !req
849. So, how did it go?
Did you save China?Copy !req
850. Yep.Copy !req
851. Well, I knew you would.Copy !req
852. That's why I had new signs made.Copy !req
853. "My son saved China.
You, too, can save.Copy !req
854. Buy one dumpling, get one free."Copy !req
855. Hey, that's a pretty good deal.Copy !req
856. - Would you like to try one?
- Maybe later.Copy !req
857. There's something I should tell you.Copy !req
858. While I was gone,
I found the village where I was born.Copy !req
859. I found out how I ended up
in that radish basket.Copy !req
860. You did?Copy !req
861. - I know who I am.
- You do?Copy !req
862. I'm your son.Copy !req
863. I love you, Dad.Copy !req
864. I love you, too, son.Copy !req
865. Delicious, fat radishes!Copy !req
866. You're probably hungry.
Let me make you something to eat.Copy !req
867. What are you talking about? I'll cook.Copy !req
868. - No, no, I'll cook.
- Dad!Copy !req
869. Well, it's the least I can do.
You saved China.Copy !req
870. No, it's the least I can do.
You raised me.Copy !req
871. - Po.
- Dad.Copy !req
872. - Po!
- OK.Copy !req
873. Let's both cook. Together.Copy !req
874. Together.Copy !req
875. No, I'll cook.Copy !req
876. My son is alive.Copy !req