1. Long ago, in ancient China,Copy !req
2. the Peacocks ruled over Gongmen City.Copy !req
3. They brought great joy
and prosperity to the cityCopy !req
4. for they had invented fireworks.Copy !req
5. But their son, Lord Shen,Copy !req
6. saw darker power in the fireworks.Copy !req
7. What had brought colour and joyCopy !req
8. could also bring darkness
and destruction.Copy !req
9. Shen's troubled parents
consulted a soothsayer.Copy !req
10. She foretold that if Shen
continued down this dark path,Copy !req
11. he would be defeated
by a warrior of black and white.Copy !req
12. The young lord
set out to change his fate.Copy !req
13. But what he did next only sealed it.Copy !req
14. Shen returned to his parents
full of pride.Copy !req
15. But in their faces, he saw only horror.Copy !req
16. He was banished from the city forever.Copy !req
17. But Shen swore revenge.Copy !req
18. Someday he would returnCopy !req
19. and all of China would bow at his feet.Copy !req
20. It's almost done, Lord Shen,
but we've run out of metal.Copy !req
21. Search the farthest villages!
Find more metal!Copy !req
22. China will be mine.Copy !req
23. And then the Dragon Warrior
joined the Furious Five!Copy !req
24. And they became the most
awesomest kung fu team ever!Copy !req
25. Enough talk. Let's fight!Copy !req
26. - Thirty-three...
- Listen, listen!Copy !req
27. You can hear the Dragon Warrior
training right now!Copy !req
28. Thirty-three. Stop him!Copy !req
29. - Thirty-four.
- It's too dangerous!Copy !req
30. - Thirty-five. Stay focused.
- Thirty-six!Copy !req
31. - Thirty-seven!
- Yeah!Copy !req
32. How is he doing that with his face?Copy !req
33. Thirty-eight bean buns!Copy !req
34. Yes! New record! You monster!Copy !req
35. - Keep going! Hit 40!
- He'll never hit 40.Copy !req
36. You guys wait and we'll go to 40.Copy !req
37. Do it.Copy !req
38. No problem!Copy !req
39. Yeah!Copy !req
40. Give me a minute.Copy !req
41. Yeah!Copy !req
42. - He did it!
- Well done, Po!Copy !req
43. Your training has paid off.Copy !req
44. Master Shifu!
Gotta go. See you later!Copy !req
45. You'll save those for me, right?Copy !req
46. Flippety-do.Copy !req
47. Inner peace.Copy !req
48. Inner peace.Copy !req
49. Inner peace.Copy !req
50. Master Shifu.Copy !req
51. Master Shifu, what do we got?Copy !req
52. Pirates? Vandals of Volcano Mountain?Copy !req
53. Whatever it is, I will take them down.
'Cause I am in a mood.Copy !req
54. I need to get something done,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
55. What are you doing?Copy !req
56. One of Master Oogway's final teachings.Copy !req
57. Awesome!Copy !req
58. How did you do that?Copy !req
59. - Inner peace.
- Inner piece. That's cool.Copy !req
60. - Inner piece of what?
- It is the next phase of your training.Copy !req
61. Every master must find his path
to inner peace.Copy !req
62. Some choose to meditate for 50 years
in a cave just like this...Copy !req
63. without the slightest taste
of food or water.Copy !req
64. Or?Copy !req
65. Some find it through
pain and suffering, as I did.Copy !req
66. Po, the day you were chosen
as Dragon WarriorCopy !req
67. was the worst day of my life.Copy !req
68. By far.
Nothing else came close.Copy !req
69. It was the worst, most painful,
mind-destroying, horrible moment...Copy !req
70. - OK.
- I have ever experienced.Copy !req
71. But once I realised the problem
was not you, but within me,Copy !req
72. I found inner peace and was able
to harness the flow of the universe.Copy !req
73. So that's it? I just need inner peace?Copy !req
74. My innards are
already super, super peaceful,Copy !req
75. so all I need to do
is just get this thing going.Copy !req
76. Inner peace, you're going down.Copy !req
77. Now show me what you were
doing there with your feet.Copy !req
78. I saw you do sort of a fancy foot...Copy !req
79. Po! Bandits!
Approaching the Musicians Village.Copy !req
80. Danger.Copy !req
81. Tell those musicians to start playing
some action music because it is on.Copy !req
82. Don't worry, Shifu, I'll master
inner peace as soon as I get back.Copy !req
83. No snack stops this time.Copy !req
84. Snack stops.Copy !req
85. Wait, are you serious?Copy !req
86. Get all the metal you can find!Copy !req
87. Grab the metal!Copy !req
88. Help, help, help, help. Help!Copy !req
89. That's everything!
Let's get out of here.Copy !req
90. Oh, no.Copy !req
91. Wings of Justice!Copy !req
92. The Dragon Warrior!Copy !req
93. A panda? That's impossible.Copy !req
94. My fist hungers for justice.Copy !req
95. That was my... fist.Copy !req
96. - Get 'em!
- Come on!Copy !req
97. Take that!Copy !req
98. Po! Incoming!Copy !req
99. Thanks, Mantis!Copy !req
100. Tigress, Double Death Strike!Copy !req
101. Feet of Fury!Copy !req
102. Tigress! Monkey!Copy !req
103. Viper! Mantis!Copy !req
104. Bunny! What?Copy !req
105. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
106. Help!Copy !req
107. - Crane, go!
- I'm on it!Copy !req
108. Is everyone OK?Copy !req
109. That was awesome!Copy !req
110. I got this.Copy !req
111. Po!Copy !req
112. Chew on that, tubby!Copy !req
113. Help.Copy !req
114. - Sweetie, are you OK?
- What happened?Copy !req
115. I think I saw...Copy !req
116. I think...Copy !req
117. I gotta go.Copy !req
118. Thank you. Thank you for coming
to Dragon Warrior Noodles and Tofu.Copy !req
119. - More tea? Lemon sauce?
- No.Copy !req
120. If you need anything, just ask.Copy !req
121. - Thank you.
- Feet of Fury!Copy !req
122. The Dragon Warrior's mop.
He mopped these very floors!Copy !req
123. No touching!
You'll get the mop dirty.Copy !req
124. - He once waited on me.
- Awesome!Copy !req
125. Yeah, I have the stain to prove it.
Hey, where is the Dragon Warrior?Copy !req
126. He doesn't work here any more.Copy !req
127. He's busy out there
protecting the Valley.Copy !req
128. - The Dragon Warrior!
- There he is.Copy !req
129. Po!Copy !req
130. - Here. OK. Nice kid.
- The Dragon Warrior!Copy !req
131. - Should've told me you were coming.
- Hi, Dad.Copy !req
132. I would have saved you
some stinky tofu.Copy !req
133. - Dad, can I talk to you?
- Of course, son.Copy !req
134. In honour of my son,
free tofu dessert for everybody!Copy !req
135. With purchases.Copy !req
136. Oh, it's so good to see you, Po.Copy !req
137. Have you lost weight? I can
almost put my wings around you.Copy !req
138. Ah, well, maybe a little.Copy !req
139. Poor you, you must feel weak.
Let me get you some soup.Copy !req
140. No, that's OK, Dad.
I'm not hungry.Copy !req
141. Not hungry?
Po, are you all right?Copy !req
142. Yeah. No, I'm fine. I just...Copy !req
143. Earlier today,
I was fighting these bandits.Copy !req
144. Nothing too dangerous.
I mean, they were just, you know...Copy !req
145. - Yeah?
- And then the strangest thing happened.Copy !req
146. I had this crazy vision.Copy !req
147. I think I saw my mom and me,
as a baby.Copy !req
148. Mom? A baby?Copy !req
149. - Dad?
- What?Copy !req
150. How do I say this?Copy !req
151. Where did I come from?Copy !req
152. Well, you see, son,
baby geese come from a little egg.Copy !req
153. - Don't ask where the egg comes from.
- Dad, that's not what I meant.Copy !req
154. I know it's not.Copy !req
155. I think it's time I told you something
I should have told you a long time ago.Copy !req
156. OK.Copy !req
157. You might have been kind of a...Copy !req
158. adopted.Copy !req
159. - I knew it.
- You knew?Copy !req
160. - Well, who told you?
- No one. I mean, come on, Dad.Copy !req
161. But if you knew,
why didn't you ever say anything?Copy !req
162. Why didn't you say anything?Copy !req
163. How did I get here, Dad?
Where did I come from?Copy !req
164. Actually... you came from this.Copy !req
165. It was just another day
at the restaurant.Copy !req
166. Time to make the noodles.Copy !req
167. I went out to the back, where my
vegetables had just been delivered.Copy !req
168. There were cabbages, turnips, radishes.Copy !req
169. Only there were no radishes.Copy !req
170. Just a very hungry baby panda.Copy !req
171. There was no note.Copy !req
172. Of course, you could have eaten it.Copy !req
173. I waited for someone to come
looking for you, but no one did.Copy !req
174. I brought you inside.Copy !req
175. Fed you.Copy !req
176. Gave you a bath.Copy !req
177. And fed you again.Copy !req
178. And again.Copy !req
179. And tried to put some pants on you.Copy !req
180. And then I made a decision
that would change my life forever.Copy !req
181. To make my soup without radishes.Copy !req
182. And to raise you as my own son.Copy !req
183. Xiao Po, my little panda.Copy !req
184. And from that moment on,
both my soup and my lifeCopy !req
185. have been that much sweeter.Copy !req
186. And, little Po,
that's the end of the story.Copy !req
187. Look at me. No, don't look at me.Copy !req
188. That's it? That can't be it.
There's gotta be more, Dad!Copy !req
189. Well, there was the time
you ate all my bamboo furniture.Copy !req
190. It was imported, too.Copy !req
191. One dumpling, please,
Dragon Warrior size.Copy !req
192. Oh, Po, your story may not
have such a happy beginning,Copy !req
193. but look how it turned out.Copy !req
194. You got me, you got kung fu,
and you got noodles.Copy !req
195. I know. I just have so many questions.Copy !req
196. Like how did I ever fit
in this tiny basket?Copy !req
197. Why didn't I like pants?Copy !req
198. And who am I?Copy !req
199. Good. Watch your form.Copy !req
200. Good.Copy !req
201. Better. Elbow.Copy !req
202. Straighten it out!Copy !req
203. Shen?Copy !req
204. Good afternoon, gentlemen.Copy !req
205. Now we've got the pleasantries
out of the way, please leave my house.Copy !req
206. - Your house?
- Yes.Copy !req
207. Didn't you see the peacock
on the front door?Copy !req
208. There you are, Soothsayer.Copy !req
209. It seems your fortune-telling skills
are not as good as you thought.Copy !req
210. - We shall see, Shen.
- No, you shall see, old goat.Copy !req
211. - Where were we?
- What do you want, Shen?Copy !req
212. What is rightfully mine. Gongmen City!Copy !req
213. Gongmen is under the stewardship
of the Masters' Council,Copy !req
214. and we will protect it. Even from you.Copy !req
215. I'm so glad you feel that way.Copy !req
216. Otherwise, I'd have dragged
that here for nothing.Copy !req
217. What's in the box, Shen?Copy !req
218. You want to see? It's a gift.Copy !req
219. It's your parting gift,
in that it will part you.Copy !req
220. Part of you here, part of you thereCopy !req
221. and part of you way over there,
staining the wall!Copy !req
222. You insolent fool!Copy !req
223. - Show-off.
- That is a warning.Copy !req
224. You are no match for our kung fu.Copy !req
225. I agree.Copy !req
226. But this is.Copy !req
227. Are you familiar
with the master of Gongmen City?Copy !req
228. - Master Thundering Rhino?
- Yes.Copy !req
229. - Son of legendary Flying Rhino?
- Yes.Copy !req
230. And slayer of the Ten Thousand
Serpents in the Valley of Woe?Copy !req
231. - He's dead.
- Whoa.Copy !req
232. That's impossible.Copy !req
233. Rhino's Horn Defence
is impervious to any technique.Copy !req
234. It was no technique.
Lord Shen has created a weapon,Copy !req
235. one that breathes fire and spits metal.Copy !req
236. Unless he is stopped,
this could be the end of kung fu.Copy !req
237. - But I just got kung fu!
- And now you must save it.Copy !req
238. Go! Destroy this weapon
and bring Lord Shen to justice!Copy !req
239. OK, here we go! Here we go!Copy !req
240. Wait a second.
How can I do this?Copy !req
241. I mean, how can kung fu stop
something that stops kung fu?Copy !req
242. Remember, Dragon Warrior,Copy !req
243. anything is possible
when you have inner peace.Copy !req
244. Inner peace. Inner peace. Inner peace.Copy !req
245. Peace on.Copy !req
246. - Oh, Po?
- Peace!Copy !req
247. Oh, Po, I got you a travel pack.Copy !req
248. I packed you food for weeks.
Cookies, buns, vegetables.Copy !req
249. And I even packed
all your action figures. See?Copy !req
250. I don't know what those are.
Never seen them before in my life.Copy !req
251. Dad, you got scratches on my Tigress.Copy !req
252. I also packed your paintings
of our best time together,Copy !req
253. just in case you get lonely.Copy !req
254. That's me and you making noodles.
And that's me and you eating noodles.Copy !req
255. And that's me giving you
a piggyback ride.Copy !req
256. That cute? On second thought,
I'll hang on to this one.Copy !req
257. - Hey, they're waiting for me.
- Of course, of course.Copy !req
258. You have a job to do... far from home,Copy !req
259. in a strange city, filled with
strange people, and strange noodles,Copy !req
260. facing horrible danger
from which you might never return!Copy !req
261. - Don't go, Po!
- I gotta go.Copy !req
262. I'm the Dragon Warrior.
It's kind of my job to save kung fu.Copy !req
263. And if I don't... what am I?Copy !req
264. You're my son.Copy !req
265. Right?Copy !req
266. - Po, it's time.
- Goodbye.Copy !req
267. Don't worry, Mr. Ping.Copy !req
268. He'll be back before
you can say "noodles".Copy !req
269. Noodles.Copy !req
270. Come on, guys, let's go!Copy !req
271. Yeah!Copy !req
272. Yeah...Copy !req
273. Yeah, yeah. Yeah...Copy !req
274. Mama?Copy !req
275. Mom? Dad? Is that you?Copy !req
276. Mom! Dad!Copy !req
277. Oh, hi. Hey, son. You're back.Copy !req
278. Honey, what are you doing here?Copy !req
279. But I thought...Copy !req
280. We replaced you, dear,
with this lovely radish.Copy !req
281. - Radish?
- It's quiet, polite, and, frankly,Copy !req
282. does better kung fu.Copy !req
283. No. No, no, no.Copy !req
284. Wait!Copy !req
285. No.Copy !req
286. Radish, radish, radish, radish.Copy !req
287. Inner pea...Copy !req
288. Pea...Copy !req
289. Inner peace.Copy !req
290. Inner peace! Inner peace! Inner peace!
Inner peace! Inner peace!Copy !req
291. I'm... training.Copy !req
292. The mast is not a worthy opponent.Copy !req
293. - I am ready.
- OK.Copy !req
294. So serious.Copy !req
295. I think I prefer the mast.Copy !req
296. Apologies. I used to punch the
ironwood trees by the palace to train.Copy !req
297. Now I feel nothing.Copy !req
298. That's severely cool.Copy !req
299. Again!Copy !req
300. So, this punching ironwood trees,
how long did you have to do that?Copy !req
301. - Twenty years.
- Oh, 20, 20 years.Copy !req
302. Is there any, you know, faster way?Copy !req
303. You know, until you, you know,
don't feel anything?Copy !req
304. No. Besides...Copy !req
305. I don't think
hard style is your thing.Copy !req
306. Po, why are you really out here?Copy !req
307. I just found out that my dad
isn't really my dad.Copy !req
308. Your dad? The goose.Copy !req
309. That must have been quite a shock.Copy !req
310. Yeah.Copy !req
311. - And this bothers you?
- Are you kidding me?Copy !req
312. We're warriors, right?
Nerves of steel.Copy !req
313. Souls of platinum.Copy !req
314. Like you.Copy !req
315. So hard-core, you don't feel anything.Copy !req
316. - I was...
- So, what are you guys talking about?Copy !req
317. Nothing. Nothing.Copy !req
318. Po's having daddy issues.Copy !req
319. I'm so lucky.
I don't have any problems with my dad.Copy !req
320. Maybe it's because Mom
ate his head before I was born.Copy !req
321. - I don't know.
- Mantis, this isn't about you.Copy !req
322. Po is the one freaking out.Copy !req
323. - I'm not freaking out.
- Po.Copy !req
324. - I'm freaking in.
- Po!Copy !req
325. - What?
- We're here.Copy !req
326. Gongmen City.Copy !req
327. My father's throne.Copy !req
328. He used to let me play here beside him,Copy !req
329. promising someday,
this throne would be mine.Copy !req
330. A little to the left.Copy !req
331. Oh, but it's so heavy, Master!Copy !req
332. Thirty years I've waited
for this moment.Copy !req
333. Everything must be exactly
how I envisioned it.Copy !req
334. And I envisioned it
a little to the left.Copy !req
335. Perfect!Copy !req
336. With the weapon by my si...
A little bit more.Copy !req
337. With the weapon by my side,
all of China will bow before me.Copy !req
338. We move out in three days,Copy !req
339. when the moon is full
and the tide is high.Copy !req
340. Now, you old goat,
why don't you tell me my...Copy !req
341. Fortune?Copy !req
342. Future. I was going to say future.Copy !req
343. Look into your bowl
and tell me what glory awaits.Copy !req
344. If you continue on your current path...Copy !req
345. you will find yourself
at the bottom of the stairs.Copy !req
346. I see...Copy !req
347. I see...Copy !req
348. I see pain... and anger.Copy !req
349. How dare you!
That is the finest silk in the province!Copy !req
350. Followed by denial.Copy !req
351. This is not fortune-telling.
You're just sayingCopy !req
352. - what's happening right...
- Now?Copy !req
353. The most important time is now.Copy !req
354. But if you really want
to see the future...Copy !req
355. Oh, what do you see?Copy !req
356. A peacock...Copy !req
357. is defeated by a warrior
of black and white.Copy !req
358. Nothing has changed.Copy !req
359. That's impossible, and you know it.Copy !req
360. It is not impossible, and he knows it.Copy !req
361. Who?Copy !req
362. - Lord Shen! I saw a panda!
- A panda?Copy !req
363. A kung fu warrior.
It fought like a demon!Copy !req
364. Big and furry.Copy !req
365. Soft and squishy.
Kind of plush and cuddly.Copy !req
366. There are no more pandas.Copy !req
367. Even with his poor eyesight,
he can see the truth.Copy !req
368. Why is it that you cannot?Copy !req
369. Find this panda and bring him to me!Copy !req
370. Yes, sir!Copy !req
371. One panda lives.
That does not make you right.Copy !req
372. You're right.
Being right makes me right.Copy !req
373. Then I will kill him and make you wrong.Copy !req
374. Will you stop that!Copy !req
375. That must be Shen's palace
on the other side of the city.Copy !req
376. Great. We'll march into the tower
and proclaim,Copy !req
377. "We are the Dragon Warrior
and the Furious Five,Copy !req
378. and we are here
to bring you to justice"!Copy !req
379. What are you doing?
This place is crawling with wolves.Copy !req
380. Hey, isn't that the guy
who hammered you in the face?Copy !req
381. I do not like that guy.Copy !req
382. We need to get to that tower
without being spotted by those wolves.Copy !req
383. Got it. Stealth mode.Copy !req
384. - Get out of the way!
- Foiled again.Copy !req
385. Now, where'd those noodles go?Copy !req
386. Hello. I couldn't help but...Copy !req
387. Yeah, OK. Anyway, where was I?Copy !req
388. - Where's Po?
- How can we lose a guy that big?Copy !req
389. OK.Copy !req
390. Guys! Guys?Copy !req
391. - Hey, Po.
- What? Sorry.Copy !req
392. So that was stealth mode, huh?Copy !req
393. To be honest,
not one of my stronger modes.Copy !req
394. gold in there, come on!Copy !req
395. This rice is raw!Copy !req
396. You stole all my metal pots
for Lord Shen!Copy !req
397. Either you cook my rice, or I cook you!Copy !req
398. - My apologies, but...
- Po, do something.Copy !req
399. How am I supposed to help her cook rice
without getting caught?Copy !req
400. Wait, I have a better idea.
two...Copy !req
401. one.Copy !req
402. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
403. We're here to liberate the city
and bring Shen to justice.Copy !req
404. - You will need help.
- Thank you, brave sheep,Copy !req
405. but it's too dangerous. I can't let you.Copy !req
406. Oh, no, not me.
It's not safe to speak here.Copy !req
407. Right.Copy !req
408. I'm talking about Masters Ox and Croc.Copy !req
409. They're in Gongmen Jail
on Black Dragon Alley.Copy !req
410. What? They're still alive?Copy !req
411. They must be in that jail
gathering intelligence,Copy !req
412. hatching a plot to use their
awesomeness to defeat the weapon!Copy !req
413. OK, let's go!Copy !req
414. - Thanks, sheep.
- Hey! Stop that costume!Copy !req
415. - Hold it right there!
- Get them!Copy !req
416. - Get them!
- Sorry!Copy !req
417. Take that!Copy !req
418. - Keep going!
- Faster!Copy !req
419. Hey, stop!Copy !req
420. - Look out! Watch it!
- Sorry!Copy !req
421. Surround him.Copy !req
422. Now!Copy !req
423. Gotcha!Copy !req
424. What? Where'd he go?Copy !req
425. - Spread out! Search everywhere!
- What about over there?Copy !req
426. - Is "there" a part of "everywhere"?
- I... I guess.Copy !req
427. Then search there!Copy !req
428. They must be close. I can feel
a kung fu chill riding up my spine.Copy !req
429. Sorry, Po. It's just me.Copy !req
430. Look. Gongmen Jail.Copy !req
431. Aw, it's cute.Copy !req
432. Cute, huh?Copy !req
433. Nice work, Po.Copy !req
434. At the first sign of trouble,
I'll give you a signal.Copy !req
435. - You mean like Crane does?
- Yeah.Copy !req
436. Excuse me,
when have I ever made that noise?Copy !req
437. Master Ox! Master!Copy !req
438. The ferocious Master Croc!Copy !req
439. And Master Storming Ox.Copy !req
440. I can't believe we're rescuing
actual legends of kung fu.Copy !req
441. We're gonna free you from those
bonds of injustice. No problem.Copy !req
442. Gotta be a key around here. No,
they wouldn't leave a key around here.Copy !req
443. Oh, good! You found it.
Come on, you guys! Yeah!Copy !req
444. We're coming for you, Shen!Copy !req
445. Guys, are we going or not?
Do you want to meet us there later?Copy !req
446. I mean, you do want to
take back your city, right?Copy !req
447. Of course we do.Copy !req
448. But if we stand up to Shen,
he will turn the weapon on the city.Copy !req
449. Listen to yourself.
You're protecting Gongmen CityCopy !req
450. by not protecting Gongmen City?Copy !req
451. - If we all fight together...
- Then the weapon would kill everyone.Copy !req
452. Oh, would it?
Then we use... a sneak attack!Copy !req
453. - We get inside and then...
- And then you will be stopped...Copy !req
454. by the unstoppable weapon.Copy !req
455. Nothing's unstoppable except for me
when I'm stopping youCopy !req
456. from telling me
something's unstoppable!Copy !req
457. Master Ox,
I'm not letting you stay in this cell.Copy !req
458. I'd like to see you get me out!Copy !req
459. You guys see that?
It's called being awesome.Copy !req
460. Come on! Whatever
happened to being heroes?Copy !req
461. The only hero in this town
is a dead one!Copy !req
462. Like I said, you are not
getting me out of this cell!Copy !req
463. Yes!Copy !req
464. All right, let's go!Copy !req
465. I get the top bunk.Copy !req
466. It's time to surrender, panda.
Kung fu is dead.Copy !req
467. I...Copy !req
468. You...Copy !req
469. Kung fu is dead? Fine!Copy !req
470. You stay in your prison of fear
with bars made of hopelessness.Copy !req
471. And all you get are three
square meals a day of shame!Copy !req
472. With despair for dessert.Copy !req
473. We'll take on Shen and prove
to all those who are hungryCopy !req
474. for justice and honour
that kung fu still lives!Copy !req
475. Yeah!Copy !req
476. Monkey?Copy !req
477. You! You're mine!Copy !req
478. I'll tell you what's gonna be yours!Copy !req
479. My fist in your plush, cuddly,
super-soft face!Copy !req
480. Get him!Copy !req
481. - Get me out of here!
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
482. Stop him!Copy !req
483. Faster!Copy !req
484. Yeah! Go, go!Copy !req
485. - Lose him!
- Yes, sir!Copy !req
486. - Viper!
- Hang on!Copy !req
487. - What?
- Watch out!Copy !req
488. Uncool! Very uncool!Copy !req
489. Try this!Copy !req
490. Guys, guys, guys!Copy !req
491. Maybe something smaller!Copy !req
492. No, no! Oh, no, no.Copy !req
493. Cute bunnies, off the face.
Excuse me! OK, pardon me!Copy !req
494. Fire!Copy !req
495. We've lost them.Copy !req
496. Again! Again!Copy !req
497. Crane, catch!Copy !req
498. Gotcha!Copy !req
499. Guys, guys, guys, guys,
give me a shove!Copy !req
500. Mantis, now!Copy !req
501. Is that all you got? It feels like
I'm fighting a big old fluffy cloud!Copy !req
502. Well, this cloud is about
to bring the thunder!Copy !req
503. Your turn!Copy !req
504. Why... are... there...
so... many... signs?Copy !req
505. Come here! Alaka-squasho!Copy !req
506. Yes! Taste the defeat!Copy !req
507. Let me tell you something.Copy !req
508. Next time you mess with a panda,
you better bring a whole a...Copy !req
509. Guess nobody told you,Copy !req
510. if you mess with the wolf,
you get the fangs.Copy !req
511. I've hit you twice.
What are you going to do now?Copy !req
512. We surrender!Copy !req
513. You can chain my body, but you will
never chain my... warrior spirit.Copy !req
514. - Hey, don't forget the little guy.
- Did you just call?Copy !req
515. - Po, what are you doing?
- Trust me. I got a pl...Copy !req
516. No way. Eight-point acupressure cuffs?Copy !req
517. Just like the ones that held Tai Lung.
The more you move, the tighter they get.Copy !req
518. These are the best cuffs!Copy !req
519. Greetings, panda. At last we meet!Copy !req
520. No, no, no...Copy !req
521. We meet at last! Yes, that's it.Copy !req
522. Greetings, panda. We meet at...Copy !req
523. - You are afraid for a reason.
- I am not afraid.Copy !req
524. He is coming to me in chains.Copy !req
525. - If anyone should be afraid, it's...
- You.Copy !req
526. Don't even think about it.Copy !req
527. I hope this turns out better than
your plan to cook rice in your stomachCopy !req
528. by eating it raw
and then drinking boiling water.Copy !req
529. This plan's nothing like that plan.Copy !req
530. - How?
- 'Cause this one's going to work.Copy !req
531. Keep moving.Copy !req
532. Ah, my old enemy...Copy !req
533. stairs.Copy !req
534. Thanks for carrying me
those last few flights. OK.Copy !req
535. I threw up a little bit
on the third floor.Copy !req
536. Someone might want to clean that up.Copy !req
537. Is there some sort of evil janitor
or something?Copy !req
538. Greetings, panda.Copy !req
539. - We meet at...
- Hey, how you doing?Copy !req
540. Hey.Copy !req
541. You've grown up bigger than I thought.Copy !req
542. Hey... enough with the poking around.Copy !req
543. Strong. Healthy.Copy !req
544. Look, I don't know who you are,
but please stand aside, sir.Copy !req
545. - That's a lady.
- Oh! Sorry.Copy !req
546. The beard threw me.
It's kind of misleading.Copy !req
547. - False advertising.
- Enough of this nonsense!Copy !req
548. Bring the prisoners to me.Copy !req
549. Sorry, ma'am. Get ready, guys.Copy !req
550. Keep your eyes peeled for the...
weapon!Copy !req
551. Sparrow kick!Copy !req
552. We did it! I just kung fu-ed it!
Did you guys see that? I was all like...Copy !req
553. Do you actually believe this is
the warrior destined to defeat me?Copy !req
554. I do not. I know he is.Copy !req
555. Oh, look at him.
A lifetime to plot his revengeCopy !req
556. - and he comes to me on his knees.
- What? A lifetime?Copy !req
557. I did not have a lifetime.Copy !req
558. We only heard about Master Rhino
a few days ago,Copy !req
559. - and we came to avenge him!
- You've come to avenge nothing else?Copy !req
560. Well, yeah.
All the pots and pans that you stole.Copy !req
561. - I'm gonna want those back.
- Nothing else?Copy !req
562. You probably did some other evil stuff
along the way. I don't know.Copy !req
563. - What else did you do?
- You don't know?Copy !req
564. Know what? What's so funny?Copy !req
565. The very thing
that you clearly do not know!Copy !req
566. OK, enough of these riddles!
Would you guys spill the beans?Copy !req
567. First, we come in and the weapon
is tiny. Surprise, it's big.Copy !req
568. And then the lady over here,
I think it's a guy, 'cause he's got...Copy !req
569. The only reason you are still aliveCopy !req
570. is that I find your stupidity
mildly amusing.Copy !req
571. Well, thank you. But I find your
evilness extremely annoying.Copy !req
572. Who do you think you are, panda?Copy !req
573. Who do you think I am, peacock?Copy !req
574. Why are we laughing?Copy !req
575. Take aim.Copy !req
576. Fire.Copy !req
577. Well, light the... thing!Copy !req
578. I did!Copy !req
579. Fear the bug!Copy !req
580. Get the weapon!Copy !req
581. Tigress!Copy !req
582. You... You were there.Copy !req
583. Yes. Yes, I was.Copy !req
584. - You just let Shen get away!
- At least we destroyed the weapon.Copy !req
585. Fire!Copy !req
586. Oh. No, he's got way more.Copy !req
587. - My wing!
- Help, Po!Copy !req
588. Coming!Copy !req
589. - Watch out!
- Po!Copy !req
590. - Help me up!
- No. Get him down.Copy !req
591. Use the ropes.Copy !req
592. Run, run, little panda!Copy !req
593. - Po, come on. We need you to focus!
- I got it, I got it!Copy !req
594. Bring it down!Copy !req
595. - We're trapped!
- This way!Copy !req
596. Goodbye!Copy !req
597. Fire!Copy !req
598. Get back!Copy !req
599. The only way out is up.Copy !req
600. What?Copy !req
601. Follow me! Come on!Copy !req
602. Where are they going?Copy !req
603. - To the top!
- Come on! Keep going!Copy !req
604. Here we go!Copy !req
605. - You idiot!
- My nose!Copy !req
606. Call in the wolves! All of them!
I want them ready to move!Copy !req
607. The Year of the Peacock begins now!Copy !req
608. Right now?
'Cause it's the middle of the year,Copy !req
609. so you'd only get like
a half of the Year of the Peacock.Copy !req
610. And this is the Year, of course,
of the Peacock.Copy !req
611. Happy New Year, sir.Copy !req
612. Get the wolves ready.
We're loading the ships now.Copy !req
613. Now!Copy !req
614. Now, now, now, now, now!Copy !req
615. Move! Move, move, move, move!Copy !req
616. This way.Copy !req
617. Let's go.Copy !req
618. Oh, you!Copy !req
619. What did you do?
It's chaos up there.Copy !req
620. What happened to stopping Shen?Copy !req
621. Yeah.Copy !req
622. Guys, come on.
Give me a little credit.Copy !req
623. I meant for him to get away.Copy !req
624. 'Cause... it was a trick. It was a plot.Copy !req
625. I was thinking...
I'll figure out his plot more.Copy !req
626. That makes no sense.Copy !req
627. What do you mean? Sure it does.Copy !req
628. Po, the truth.
You had Shen. What happened?Copy !req
629. What are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
630. I... Yeah...
OK, he caught me off guard.Copy !req
631. The truth.Copy !req
632. Fine. They will keep you
far from danger.Copy !req
633. - Real far.
- What?Copy !req
634. You're staying here.Copy !req
635. Wait! I have to go ba...Copy !req
636. You're staying here!Copy !req
637. I'm going. And you can't stop me.Copy !req
638. OK. I wasn't ready that time.Copy !req
639. Guys? Don't.Copy !req
640. Ready.Copy !req
641. Look!Copy !req
642. Stay down.Copy !req
643. - I have to get to him.
- Then tell me why!Copy !req
644. He was there! OK?Copy !req
645. The peacock was there
the last time I saw my parents.Copy !req
646. He knows what happened.
Where I came from.Copy !req
647. Who I am.Copy !req
648. Look, I'm going.Copy !req
649. I have to know.Copy !req
650. The hard core can't understand.Copy !req
651. Tigress, no!Copy !req
652. The hard core do understand.Copy !req
653. But I can't watch my friend be killed.Copy !req
654. - We're going.
- Maybe you can't watch me be killed?Copy !req
655. - Stop being a wimp.
- And she's back.Copy !req
656. - No.
- Don't worry, kid.Copy !req
657. You're better off here.Copy !req
658. You were wrong, Soothsayer.
We sail to victory tonight.Copy !req
659. Your magic panda is clearly a fool.Copy !req
660. Are you certain it is the panda
who is a fool?Copy !req
661. You just destroyed
your ancestral home, Shen.Copy !req
662. A trivial sacrifice...
when all of China is my reward.Copy !req
663. Then will you finally be satisfied?Copy !req
664. Will the subjugation of the whole world
finally make you feel better?Copy !req
665. It's a start. I might also convert
the basement into a dungeon.Copy !req
666. The cup you choose to fill
has no bottom.Copy !req
667. It is time to stop this madness.Copy !req
668. Why on earth would I do that?Copy !req
669. So your parents can rest in peace.Copy !req
670. My parents hated me.Copy !req
671. Do you understand?Copy !req
672. They wronged me...
and I will make it right.Copy !req
673. They loved you.Copy !req
674. They loved you so much that
having to send you away killed them.Copy !req
675. The dead exist in the past...
and I must tend to the future.Copy !req
676. Set the soothsayer free.
She's no use to me.Copy !req
677. Goodbye, Shen.
I wish you happiness.Copy !req
678. Happiness must be taken.Copy !req
679. And I will take mine.Copy !req
680. - Hurry it up!
- Move it!Copy !req
681. If all of those weapons
leave the building, China will fall.Copy !req
682. - We bring down the building.
- Hey, guys. How about this?Copy !req
683. - This will work!
- All right, let's go.Copy !req
684. I can't feel my face.Copy !req
685. Did you hear him call it
Year of the Peacock?Copy !req
686. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
687. OK. So, keep it cool.
Keep it cool. Keep it cool.Copy !req
688. You! Where are you going?Copy !req
689. On your feet! And wipe those
stupid grins off your faces.Copy !req
690. Move, you dogs!
Faster, faster! Load them all!Copy !req
691. Greetings, panda.Copy !req
692. - Tell me what happened that night.
- What night?Copy !req
693. - That night.
- Ah, that night.Copy !req
694. Yes! We're talking
about the same night, right?Copy !req
695. Yes, I was there. Yes. I watched
as your parents abandoned you.Copy !req
696. It's a terrible thing.
I believe it went something like this.Copy !req
697. Here's your New Year's gift.Copy !req
698. Hope you like it,
'cause you can't return it.Copy !req
699. Po? What's he doing here?Copy !req
700. Return it! Return it!Copy !req
701. Are you willing to die
to find the truth?Copy !req
702. You bet I am.
Although I'd prefer not to.Copy !req
703. We got them. Go!Copy !req
704. You looking for me?Copy !req
705. I said that too soon, didn't I?Copy !req
706. Po!Copy !req
707. Po, get away from him.Copy !req
708. I'll get up. Here we go.Copy !req
709. - No more running, Shen.
- So it seems.Copy !req
710. Now... answers.Copy !req
711. Oh, you want to know so badly.Copy !req
712. You think knowing will heal you, huh?Copy !req
713. Fill some crater in your soul?Copy !req
714. Well, here's your answer.Copy !req
715. Your parents didn't love you.Copy !req
716. But here...Copy !req
717. let me heal you!Copy !req
718. No!Copy !req
719. Yeah, like you could make me drink that.Copy !req
720. If I wanted you dead,
I would have left you in that river.Copy !req
721. - Well, why save me?
- So you can fulfil your destiny.Copy !req
722. What are you talking about?
Where am I?Copy !req
723. What is this place?Copy !req
724. I'm surprised you remember so little.Copy !req
725. But you were so little when it happened.Copy !req
726. Perhaps you do remember.Copy !req
727. What? It's just a stupid nightmare.Copy !req
728. Nightmare? Or memory?Copy !req
729. This was a thriving village.Copy !req
730. Young Shen was in line
to rule Gongmen City.Copy !req
731. But he wanted more.Copy !req
732. I foretold that someone would stand
in his way. A panda.Copy !req
733. But I never could have foretold
what came next.Copy !req
734. Get them all!Copy !req
735. Take our son and run away! Go!Copy !req
736. Stop fighting. Let it flow.Copy !req
737. Your story may not have
such a happy beginning,Copy !req
738. but that doesn't
make you who you are.Copy !req
739. It is the rest of your story.Copy !req
740. Who you choose to be.Copy !req
741. So, who are you, panda?Copy !req
742. I am Po.Copy !req
743. And I'm gonna need a hat.Copy !req
744. Such sad, sad faces.Copy !req
745. But now is a time only for joy.Copy !req
746. You are going to be part
of something beautiful.Copy !req
747. Once we reach the harbour,
in front of all the world,Copy !req
748. you and your precious kung fu will die.Copy !req
749. Then China will know to bow before me.Copy !req
750. Set sail!Copy !req
751. What is that?Copy !req
752. Honestly, guys,
I never thought I'd die like this.Copy !req
753. I always thought I'd meet
a nice girl and settle down and...Copy !req
754. then she'd eat my head.Copy !req
755. - So sad.
- We cannot give up hope.Copy !req
756. Po would want us to remain strong.
Hard-core. Right, Tigress?Copy !req
757. - Lord Shen, what about the bridge?
- Nothing stands in my way.Copy !req
758. Fire!Copy !req
759. You coward!Copy !req
760. Po?Copy !req
761. Po?Copy !req
762. How many times do I have to kill
the same stinking panda?Copy !req
763. Shen!Copy !req
764. A panda stands between you
and your destiny.Copy !req
765. What?Copy !req
766. Prepare yourself for a
hot serving of justice.Copy !req
767. Your reign of terror comes to an end.Copy !req
768. - What?
- And now, free the Five!Copy !req
769. Disc of Destruction!Copy !req
770. OK. Take aim!Copy !req
771. Ready?Copy !req
772. You can't follow me.Copy !req
773. Just get him!Copy !req
774. - Yeah. Here we go.
- Come on!Copy !req
775. - No, no, no, don't shoot!
- Don't shoot!Copy !req
776. No, don't shoot!Copy !req
777. - Don't shoot!
- Don't shoot!Copy !req
778. - You don't shoot!
- I won't shoot if you won't shoot.Copy !req
779. Yeah!Copy !req
780. - Don't shoot! Cross fire!
- Attack!Copy !req
781. - Catch of Freedom!
- Monkey!Copy !req
782. Impressive, Dragon Warrior.
What's your plan?Copy !req
783. - Step one, free the Five.
- What's step two?Copy !req
784. Honestly, I didn't think
I'd make it this far.Copy !req
785. Po!Copy !req
786. Stop Shen before he gets to the harbour.Copy !req
787. Nice!Copy !req
788. Viper, Puppet of Death!Copy !req
789. Tigress!Copy !req
790. - Master Ox!
- Jump!Copy !req
791. - And Croc!
- Vengeance is served.Copy !req
792. - Why did you?
- Your friend there is very persuasive.Copy !req
793. Master Shifu!Copy !req
794. Quickly. Use their boats
to block the way.Copy !req
795. Crane!Copy !req
796. Wings of Justice!Copy !req
797. Yeah!Copy !req
798. What?Copy !req
799. I love you guys.Copy !req
800. Why aren't we firing?Copy !req
801. They're taking out our gunners, sir.
They're getting close.Copy !req
802. Fire! Fire at them!Copy !req
803. - But, sir, we'll kill our own.
- I said fire at them!Copy !req
804. Fire!Copy !req
805. No.Copy !req
806. Po!Copy !req
807. Tigress?Copy !req
808. As you wish.Copy !req
809. Let's finish this.Copy !req
810. Fire!Copy !req
811. Inner peace.Copy !req
812. Again!Copy !req
813. Yeah!Copy !req
814. Kill him! Somebody kill him!Copy !req
815. What? No. No!Copy !req
816. Keep firing! Keep firing!Copy !req
817. Skadoosh.Copy !req
818. How did you?Copy !req
819. How did you do it?Copy !req
820. You know, you just keep your elbows up
and keep the shoulders loose.Copy !req
821. Not that. How did you find peace?Copy !req
822. I took away your parents. Everything.Copy !req
823. I scarred you for life.Copy !req
824. See, that's the thing, Shen.
Scars heal.Copy !req
825. No, they don't. Wounds heal.Copy !req
826. Oh, yeah. What do scars do?
They fade, I guess?Copy !req
827. - I don't care what scars do.
- You should, Shen.Copy !req
828. You gotta let go of that stuff from
the past, 'cause it just doesn't matter.Copy !req
829. The only thing that matters
is what you choose to be now.Copy !req
830. You're right.Copy !req
831. Then I choose... this!Copy !req
832. That was pretty hard-core.Copy !req
833. - Po!
- You did it!Copy !req
834. - Come here! Yeah!
- Don't ever do that again, please.Copy !req
835. It seems you have found inner peace.Copy !req
836. And at such a young age.Copy !req
837. Well, I had a pretty good teacher.Copy !req
838. What do you mean he's not here?
It's my son's birthday.Copy !req
839. All he wanted was to meet
the Dragon Warrior.Copy !req
840. How about some tofu birthday cake
instead, huh?Copy !req
841. You know, I think we'll
just try again another time.Copy !req
842. When do you think he'll be back?Copy !req
843. I don't know. OK, I don't know.
Maybe never.Copy !req
844. I mean, I worry, OK?
But that's my job, I'm his dad.Copy !req
845. At least, I was his dad.Copy !req
846. Why did he have to go and save China?
I know why.Copy !req
847. But why? He's just one little panda.Copy !req
848. So, how did it go?
Did you save China?Copy !req
849. Yep.Copy !req
850. Well, I knew you would.Copy !req
851. That's why I had new signs made.Copy !req
852. "My son saved China.
You, too, can save.Copy !req
853. Buy one dumpling, get one free."Copy !req
854. Hey, that's a pretty good deal.Copy !req
855. - Would you like to try one?
- Maybe later.Copy !req
856. There's something I should tell you.Copy !req
857. While I was gone,
I found the village where I was born.Copy !req
858. I found out how I ended up
in that radish basket.Copy !req
859. You did?Copy !req
860. - I know who I am.
- You do?Copy !req
861. I'm your son.Copy !req
862. I love you, Dad.Copy !req
863. I love you, too, son.Copy !req
864. Delicious, fat radishes!Copy !req
865. You're probably hungry.
Let me make you something to eat.Copy !req
866. What are you talking about? I'll cook.Copy !req
867. - No, no, I'll cook.
- Dad!Copy !req
868. Well, it's the least I can do.
You saved China.Copy !req
869. No, it's the least I can do.
You raised me.Copy !req
870. - Po.
- Dad.Copy !req
871. - Po!
- OK.Copy !req
872. Let's both cook. Together.Copy !req
873. Together.Copy !req
874. No, I'll cook.Copy !req
875. My son is alive.Copy !req