1. Capture QuestCopy !req
2. Collect Migrating TunaCopy !req
3. Quest FailedCopy !req
4. Did you hear? Starting next year,
there won't be any more tuna.Copy !req
5. Some crazy mage screwed
up the entire landscape.Copy !req
6. I always look forward to tuna season...Copy !req
7. Zero points.Copy !req
8. What? Come on, today's Explosion magic
was worth at least worth 120 points!Copy !req
9. It was worth nothing,
and that's being generous!Copy !req
10. —sion!Copy !req
11. You let loose an Explosion
because you thoughtCopy !req
12. a monster was going to take our tuna?Copy !req
13. What's the point if you blow up the fish, too?Copy !req
14. —sion!Copy !req
15. Would it kill you to learn some
other advanced magic already?Copy !req
16. Kazuma, that's going too far.Copy !req
17. You reek of fish.Copy !req
18. As soon as we got on the water,
they were gnawing on you!Copy !req
19. Hey, are we in debt again now?Copy !req
20. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
21. I don't wanna work part-time anymore!Copy !req
22. The arch priest who makes everything a pain.Copy !req
23. The arch wizard who makes
everything go to waste.Copy !req
24. And the crusader who makes
everything smell like wild game.Copy !req
25. It seems my adventure with these useless
comrades is headed for its climax!Copy !req
26. Isn't stealing underwear
the only thing he's good at?Copy !req
27. He's the kind of scumbag who'd dropkick
a woman without a second thought!Copy !req
28. Scumzuma! Scumzuma! Scumzuma!Copy !req
29. If this was an anime or a video game,Copy !req
30. I'd probably have some
romantic interests by now...Copy !req
31. Hey, it's Yunyun.
What's got you so looking so intense?Copy !req
32. K-Kazuma-san...Copy !req
33. Uh, yeah?Copy !req
34. I... I...Copy !req
35. I want to have your baby!Copy !req
36. And thus begins my popular phase!Copy !req
37. God's Blessing on this Wonderful World!
Legend of CrimsonCopy !req
38. Ow!Copy !req
39. Why'd you scratch me?Copy !req
40. Could you say that again for me?Copy !req
41. I-I said I want to have a baby with you!Copy !req
42. I've always wanted to start with a daughter...Copy !req
43. N-No! The first child has to be a boy!Copy !req
44. I thought she was on the meek side,Copy !req
45. but she actually knows how to speak her mind!Copy !req
46. What is wrong with you, Yunyun?Copy !req
47. Stop! Chomusuke!Copy !req
48. Do you realize what kind of man he is?Copy !req
49. You need to snap out of it!Copy !req
50. What in the world's gotten into you?Copy !req
51. If Kazuma and I don't have a baby,
the world will... And the Devil King...Copy !req
52. The Devil King?Copy !req
53. I see. The fate of the world, huh?Copy !req
54. It's all right, dear. You can leave
the world and the Devil King to me.Copy !req
55. Once we have this baby,Copy !req
56. the Devil King will be dealt with
and the world saved, right?Copy !req
57. How could I possibly refuse someone in need?Copy !req
58. B-But you always try to get out
of monster extermination quests!Copy !req
59. Seriously!Copy !req
60. Shut it!Copy !req
61. Keep your noses out of our
relationship, got it?Copy !req
62. I'm finally in my popular phase! So buzz off!Copy !req
63. He's mad at us?Copy !req
64. But if an acquaintance of mine is
getting involved with a shady guy,Copy !req
65. it's only natural that I'd speak up!Copy !req
66. C-Calm down, everyone!Copy !req
67. I'm sorry! This is my fault!
Please, just calm down!Copy !req
68. Wonderful! Magnificent!Copy !req
69. For the first time ever,
I'm glad I came to this world!Copy !req
70. And what is with you two?
Do you secretly like me or something?Copy !req
71. Are you jealous because of my
romantic developments with Yunyun?Copy !req
72. Then you should've just
said so, you tsundere duo!Copy !req
73. How dare you?Copy !req
74. Megumin, the Crimson Demon Village...Copy !req
75. Why would anyone be jealous about that?Copy !req
76. The Crimson Demon Village
is going to be wiped out!Copy !req
77. You must think—Copy !req
78. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
79. Your tea.Copy !req
80. Th-Thank you...Copy !req
81. Now, what exactly is going on?Copy !req
82. I got this letter from my father...Copy !req
83. "By the time you receive this letter,Copy !req
84. I will surely have passed on."Copy !req
85. It says the Crimson Demon Village is
under attack by the Devil King's forces.Copy !req
86. "A fortune-teller saw a future where
the village would be devastated...Copy !req
87. But they also saw a light of hope.Copy !req
88. That light was the only survivor of
the Crimson Demons, Yunyun."Copy !req
89. How is she the only survivor?Copy !req
90. Forget that, just keep reading!Copy !req
91. But what happened to me?Copy !req
92. "As the only survivor,Copy !req
93. she would meet a certain man
in the town of beginners.Copy !req
94. This man, though unremarkable
and with no special power,Copy !req
95. will become her spouse."Copy !req
96. Why'd you look at me after reading that?Copy !req
97. And was that seriously all it
took to convince you it was me?Copy !req
98. "Then, as time passes,Copy !req
99. the son born to her and this
man would go on a journey.Copy !req
100. But the boy did not know...Copy !req
101. that he would be the one to avenge
his clan and slay the Devil King..."Copy !req
102. O-Our little boy's gonna beat the Devil King?Copy !req
103. Wait a second, Kazuma!Copy !req
104. Hey, that doesn't work for me!Copy !req
105. That seriously isn't gonna cut it!Copy !req
106. I can't wait that long!Copy !req
107. I want the Devil King defeated
as soon as possible!Copy !req
108. Do you really expect me to
wait until your kid grows up?Copy !req
109. Can't we wrap this up in three years or so?Copy !req
110. Because if not, then I want you
to forget about this prophecy!Copy !req
111. You seriously want a toddler
to take on the Devil King?Copy !req
112. Our village has very skilled
fortune-tellers. So...Copy !req
113. I understand. In that case,
you can count on me.Copy !req
114. It's to save the world. It must be done.Copy !req
115. I-I can't believe you!Copy !req
116. You're usually so wishy-washy!
Why the sudden streak of manliness?Copy !req
117. Shut up! Stop talking, boobs!Copy !req
118. "Heroic Tales of the
Crimson Demons, Chapter 1."Copy !req
119. Boobs?Copy !req
120. It's just having a kid!
Or is that a crime now?Copy !req
121. "Written by Arue."Copy !req
122. Arue, you dummy!Copy !req
123. Wait, what does that mean? Explain!Copy !req
124. What happens to my kid? What do I do?Copy !req
125. Do I strip here? Or in my room?Copy !req
126. Arue is a classmate of ours from the
village who wants to be an author.Copy !req
127. So it was just a story, then...Copy !req
128. But what about that first letter?Copy !req
129. I believe this one is genuine.Copy !req
130. The Crimson Demons have
been a thorn in the sideCopy !req
131. of the Devil King's army for a long time.Copy !req
132. Wait, hold up! What do I do about
my masculine obligation now?Copy !req
133. Hey, Yunyun?Copy !req
134. Aren't we supposed to start a
bittersweet relationship now?Copy !req
135. You are not!Copy !req
136. Megumin, why are you so calm about this?Copy !req
137. Aren't you worried about
your family and classmates?Copy !req
138. Th-That's right!Copy !req
139. What should we do, Megumin?Copy !req
140. The Crimson Demons are feared
by the Devil King for a reason.Copy !req
141. I have a hard time believing our
village will go down without a fight.Copy !req
142. Besides, as long as the chief's
daughter, Yunyun, is safe,Copy !req
143. we won't die out, even if
the village is destroyed.Copy !req
144. So we need only think of it in these terms:Copy !req
145. "Our friends from the village will
always live on... in our hearts."Copy !req
146. Megumin, you monster!Copy !req
147. KONOSU—bahck!Copy !req
148. I am so, so sorry!Copy !req
149. H-Hey, it's no big deal.Copy !req
150. But what are you gonna do?Copy !req
151. Well, I think I'll head back to the village.Copy !req
152. I have... f-friends... there.Copy !req
153. She sure hesitated to use
the word "friends" there.Copy !req
154. Everyone, if you'll excuse me.Copy !req
155. Teleporting?Copy !req
156. You need me to send you near
the Crimson Demon Village, then?Copy !req
157. Yeah, the tsundere here feels homesick.Copy !req
158. Wh-Who are you calling a tsundere?Copy !req
159. Well, look who it is!Copy !req
160. The man with the easiest-to-level class,Copy !req
161. who somehow still manages
to be under-leveled!Copy !req
162. The girl who's been useless as of late,
except at calling in familial favors!Copy !req
163. The small-time priest who's
overflowing with obnoxious light,Copy !req
164. and the girl from the joke race who
can only use joke magic! Welcome, all!Copy !req
165. I was actually hoping to run into you.Copy !req
166. I've drawn up our little contract.Copy !req
167. You're really gonna go
through with this, right?Copy !req
168. But of course!Copy !req
169. I'll buy the rights to Satou Kazuma's intellectual
property library for 300 million eris.Copy !req
170. O-Okay!Copy !req
171. That said, my debt-ridden fellow,
the deal hasn't been completed yet.Copy !req
172. Here you are.Copy !req
173. Drink up.Copy !req
174. I haven't settled on a craftsman to
build the products you've dreamed up.Copy !req
175. Hey, man!Copy !req
176. Hands off the merchandise,
you walking blight!Copy !req
177. Excuse me? I thought the
customer was always right!Copy !req
178. And I'm a goddess, so I'm extra right!Copy !req
179. So show me the respect a goddess deserves!Copy !req
180. How dare you try and lecture meCopy !req
181. after damaging my merchandise,
you poverty-stricken goddess?Copy !req
182. Wiz, transport them out of here immediately!Copy !req
183. So irritating!Copy !req
184. Okay, I'll send you to the vicinity
of the Crimson Demon Village now.Copy !req
185. I wish you a wonderful
journey and experience.Copy !req
186. Teleport!Copy !req
187. We're off!Copy !req
188. What is it?Copy !req
189. Isn't the Crimson Demon Village near...Copy !req
190. Emergency quest!Copy !req
191. Survive! Defend yourselves!Copy !req
192. Where the hell did you teleport us, Wiz?Copy !req
193. Hold it right there!Copy !req
194. Hey there, handsome!
Wanna have some fun with me?Copy !req
195. Why is there a mob of lady orcs?Copy !req
196. Kazuma, there aren't any
male orcs left in the world!Copy !req
197. They were wiped out ages ago!Copy !req
198. And on the rare occasion that one is born,Copy !req
199. they're usually overworked by the females
and die before they can fully mature!Copy !req
200. The surviving female orcs are known
for capturing males of other races,Copy !req
201. dragging them back to their communities,
and doing all kinds of crazy stuff to them!Copy !req
202. They're natural-born predators of men!Copy !req
203. Come spend a few days in our village
and you'll have a harem, baby!Copy !req
204. We'll give you a taste of heaven on earth!Copy !req
205. No, thank you!Copy !req
206. I just turned down a lady's
invitation for the first time!Copy !req
207. Wait! Orcs are supposed to be the
natural predators of lady knights!Copy !req
208. Male orcs! Renowned for their libido,
attacking women the second they see them!Copy !req
209. They're all dead.Copy !req
210. Darkness!Copy !req
211. I'm gonna have your babies!Copy !req
212. No, me!Copy !req
213. I think I'd like a son first!
And then 60 boys, and 40 girls!Copy !req
214. We'll move into a white house by the seaCopy !req
215. and spend every day all over each other!Copy !req
216. Let me go! I just wanna go home!Copy !req
217. Kazuma!Copy !req
218. Okay, this won't take long!
Just close your eyes!Copy !req
219. Save me, Megumin! Do the thing!
The thing you always do!Copy !req
220. I can't use it at this range!Copy !req
221. Darkness, stop being depressed!Copy !req
222. Can we talk? Let's talk!Copy !req
223. Pillow talk? I'd love to!Copy !req
224. Go ahead and tell me all the dirtiest
fantasies you've kept bottled up!Copy !req
225. P-Please stop!Copy !req
226. Wait, your name! I don't even
know your name or age yet!Copy !req
227. This might be my first time!Copy !req
228. Can we maybe start with introductions?Copy !req
229. I'm Satou Kazuma!Copy !req
230. I'm Swatti the orc, and
I'm a sweet 16-year-old!Copy !req
231. Now, how about you introduce me
to what you've got down here?Copy !req
232. Let me meet your big little boy!Copy !req
233. But he's so shy!Copy !req
234. We made our introductions, so could
we call it a wrap for today?Copy !req
235. Aqua! Aqua, save me!Copy !req
236. Bottomless Swamp!Copy !req
237. Orcs who live near the Crimson Demon Village!Copy !req
238. I'm willing to overlook this
because we're neighbors!Copy !req
239. Now, begone!Copy !req
240. Yunyun! It's Yunyun!Copy !req
241. Kazuma!Copy !req
242. Kazuma-san!Copy !req
243. Yunyun! Oh, Yunyun!Copy !req
244. Thank you so much!Copy !req
245. It's all right, don't worry.Copy !req
246. Um... Y-You're covering my robe in snot!Copy !req
247. Quest FailedCopy !req
248. Kazuma was psychologically scarredCopy !req
249. Orc (♀)Copy !req
250. There, there.
That was scary, wasn't it, Kazuma?Copy !req
251. You're okay now, though. It's all right.Copy !req
252. What exactly happened
while I was passed out?Copy !req
253. We only just started this journey.Copy !req
254. I am so grateful, Yunyun.Copy !req
255. To be specific, from now on, if anyone
asks me, "Who do you look up to?"Copy !req
256. I'm going to answer "Yunyun!" right away.Copy !req
257. P-Please don't do that!Copy !req
258. It almost sounds sarcastic!Copy !req
259. What are you all doing here, anyway?Copy !req
260. Megumin, were you worried
about the village after all?Copy !req
261. I just remembered some
business I had back home.Copy !req
262. You just won't admit it!Copy !req
263. You really are worried about everyone!Copy !req
264. Aren't you?Copy !req
265. Kazuma, would you like to hear an
embarrassing secret about Yunyun?Copy !req
266. We Crimson Demons are born with
a tattoo somewhere on our bodies.Copy !req
267. And in the case of Yunyun,
if you can believe it...Copy !req
268. Hey, cut it out!Copy !req
269. How do you even know where my tattoo is?Copy !req
270. You can't use your joke Explosion
magic around here, anyway!Copy !req
271. So I can easily restrain you if I have to!Copy !req
272. Aqua, I need support magic.Copy !req
273. I think this girl needs to
be taught a painful lesson.Copy !req
274. Y-You coward!
You never play fair, Megumin!Copy !req
275. Never once, ever!Copy !req
276. Hey, over here! I hear human voices!Copy !req
277. Do you suppose they're with
the Devil King's army?Copy !req
278. This is because of your short
temper and shouting, Yunyun!Copy !req
279. But Megumin, you've got
a shorter fuse than me!Copy !req
280. Say that again!Copy !req
281. Enough, you two!
If you're too loud, they'll find us.Copy !req
282. Kazuma, say something!Copy !req
283. Hey, who gives a damn?
Tell me where Yunyun's tattoo is!Copy !req
284. Found them! They're over here!
They were hiding in the bushes!Copy !req
285. What in the world is wrong with you?Copy !req
286. There's even some Crimson Demon brats!Copy !req
287. Well, if it isn't a bunch of discount,
wannabe demons!Copy !req
288. Oh, my!Copy !req
289. What might a bunch of ogre-looking wash-outsCopy !req
290. who couldn't even cut it as
lesser demons want with us?Copy !req
291. Look, I'll let you walk away
this one time, so scram.Copy !req
292. Go on, get!Copy !req
293. Hey, priest lady, what gives?Copy !req
294. The Crimson Demons put us through hell,
and you've got two of them!Copy !req
295. You really think we're
gonna just let them walk?Copy !req
296. I seem to recall you saying
my magic is a joke.Copy !req
297. Perhaps I should remind you
of just how serious it can be.Copy !req
298. W-Wait a second... You're not gonna...Copy !req
299. Explosion!Copy !req
300. Did you see that?
My ultimate spell, Explosion magic!Copy !req
301. Well, would you still call that a joke spell?Copy !req
302. How about it, Kazuma?
What score would you give that Explosion?Copy !req
303. You get negative 90 points!Copy !req
304. What now? Because we're in no
condition to carry you away now!Copy !req
305. H-H-Holy crap, that was scary...Copy !req
306. But now my reinforcements are here.Copy !req
307. Say your prayers, people!Copy !req
308. Time to cry and beg for mercy,
not that it's gonna help!Copy !req
309. Not even a scrap of flesh will remain!Copy !req
310. The dark flame born from my
ebon heart will scorch you!Copy !req
311. Slumber for eternity in the
frozen embrace of my ice!Copy !req
312. I... kill... you.Copy !req
313. Now... it is born!Copy !req
314. Aw, crap!Copy !req
315. Light of Saber!Copy !req
316. Light of Saber!Copy !req
317. Saber!Copy !req
318. ber!Copy !req
319. Wait, what happened to the dark
flames and frozen embraces?Copy !req
320. No doubt about it, though.Copy !req
321. Those red eyes...Copy !req
322. We heard an explosion in the distance...Copy !req
323. and here we find Megumin and Yunyun.Copy !req
324. We were told that the village
might be in danger.Copy !req
325. I'm curious, Megumin. Are these
people your adventuring party?Copy !req
326. I am called Bukkororii!Copy !req
327. The son of the foremost cobbler
among the Crimson Demons!Copy !req
328. Arch wizard, and wielder of advanced magic!Copy !req
329. Hey there. I'm called Satou Kazuma.Copy !req
330. From my home in Axel,
I have mastered countless skillsCopy !req
331. and used them to battle
the Devil King's generals.Copy !req
332. No outsider has been able to
properly return a greeting before!Copy !req
333. Megumin, your friends seem really nice.Copy !req
334. The village is still some distance away.
Let us take you there.Copy !req
335. Teleport!Copy !req
336. Welcome to the
Crimson Demon Village, outsiders.Copy !req
337. And it's good to have you
back, Megumin, Yunyun.Copy !req
338. D-Dad? Could you repeat that?Copy !req
339. That was just me sending you an update!Copy !req
340. Uh, sir, what exactly do you mean?Copy !req
341. But it said, "By the time you receive
this letter, I will surely have passed on."Copy !req
342. That's the traditional Crimson Demon greeting!Copy !req
343. But you said you wouldn't be able
to destroy the Devil King's fortress!Copy !req
344. Yeah.Copy !req
345. The village can't decide whether to destroy
it or leave it as a tourist attraction.Copy !req
346. Yunyun, can I punch your dad in the face?Copy !req
347. Go ahead.Copy !req
348. Yunyun?Copy !req
349. If the Devil King's army is nearby,
then is a general...Copy !req
350. Sure, there's one with them.
Strong with magic, I believe.Copy !req
351. Should be showing up anytime now.Copy !req
352. Devil King Army alert.Copy !req
353. Anyone available, please assemble
at the entrance to the village.Copy !req
354. The enemy force numbers around 1,000.Copy !req
355. A thousand?Copy !req
356. Devil King Forces Approaching!Copy !req
357. Sylvia-sama! Retreat!Copy !req
358. You have to survive,
even if the rest of us don't!Copy !req
359. Damn it! Damn it!
If we could just get close enough—Copy !req
360. I said we never should've
attacked the Crimson Demons!Copy !req
361. Nobody ever listens to me!Copy !req
362. Suck on this boulder!Copy !req
363. Holy crap...Copy !req
364. This is... so impressive, it's freaky, honestly.Copy !req
365. What do you think?Copy !req
366. We've been wondering if the light
show might attract tourists!Copy !req
367. KONOSUBA...Copy !req
368. So, those are real Crimson Demons, huh?Copy !req
369. When you put it that way, it makes
it sound like you know a fake one.Copy !req
370. Why don't you explain exactly
what you mean by that?Copy !req
371. Hey, Megumin, is that your stable?Copy !req
372. That's not a stable. It's the house.Copy !req
373. Is this your little sister, Megumin?Copy !req
374. She's pretty cute!Copy !req
375. It's like having a mini Megumin!Copy !req
376. Hey, want some candy?Copy !req
377. I'm back, Komekko.Copy !req
378. Dad! Megumin's back, and she's snared a man!Copy !req
379. Hey, little missy!
Could we perhaps discuss this?Copy !req
380. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
381. What do I do?Copy !req
382. The one who's supposed to smooth
a situation like this over is...Copy !req
383. Damn you!Copy !req
384. Look at this!Copy !req
385. See how the mug moves around
once I've flipped it over?Copy !req
386. Oh, wow! How'd you do it?
How are you doing that?Copy !req
387. It's a magnet!
It must be some kind of magnet!Copy !req
388. No, there are no magnets or magic involved!Copy !req
389. So...Copy !req
390. What exactly is the nature of your
relationship with our daughter?Copy !req
391. Like I've been saying, we're just frie—Copy !req
392. Honey!Copy !req
393. Stop! No more flipping
the table and breaking it!Copy !req
394. We don't have that kind of money! Stop!Copy !req
395. Forgive me. I lost my composure.Copy !req
396. It's just that you kept insisting so
shamelessly that you're only friends...Copy !req
397. This isn't much, but here...Copy !req
398. Dear, I believe Kazuma-san
meant to give this to me.Copy !req
399. Oh, really? After all that bluster just now,Copy !req
400. you're being polite enough
to call him Kazuma-san?Copy !req
401. You really shouldn't. It's embarrassing.Copy !req
402. This is going to be our dinner tonight.Copy !req
403. I'm not going to let you
snack on it with your booze.Copy !req
404. Ma'am, those are just dumplings...Copy !req
405. They don't make much of
a snack, let alone a meal.Copy !req
406. Hey, is this the kind of food
that actually fills you up,Copy !req
407. instead of the watery rice
porridge we usually eat?Copy !req
408. It really isn't much, but here...Copy !req
409. We're so glad to have you, Kazuma-san!Copy !req
410. Dear, bring out some of the good tea!Copy !req
411. We only have one type of tea, honey.Copy !req
412. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
413. I don't care what you feed us!
You can't have Komekko!Copy !req
414. I don't want her!
That's not what I'm trying to do!Copy !req
415. Komekko, you can have the rest.Copy !req
416. I can? Yay!Copy !req
417. You seem nice enough, so I won't object...Copy !req
418. But I really think you should pay off
your debts before taking in our daughter.Copy !req
419. I just told you that we're only friends!Copy !req
420. But in her letters...Copy !req
421. Can I ask you what she wrote, exactly?Copy !req
422. Well, for starters...Copy !req
423. You left her covered in a sticky
fluid and made sport of her.Copy !req
424. When she depleted her magic power,Copy !req
425. you carried her on your back while
pressing her chest against you.Copy !req
426. You bathed together.Copy !req
427. As she napped innocently on the sofa,Copy !req
428. you stared up her skirt while sitting
across from her and holding your knees.Copy !req
429. You feed Chomusuke and say,Copy !req
430. "This is what I want. Bring me more of this!
Then I'll feed you even more!"Copy !req
431. while showing her some underwear...Copy !req
432. I am so sorry!Copy !req
433. But in spite of it all, she says
you're an important friend...Copy !req
434. And that even if you're a debt-ridden,Copy !req
435. perverted foul-mouth
without a lick of sense,Copy !req
436. you'd die without her, so she'll stay with you.Copy !req
437. Considering she said all that, I'm sure
there's more to you than it seems.Copy !req
438. There are parts of that I'd argue against,Copy !req
439. but being called an important
friend does make me kind of happy.Copy !req
440. Since you're in the same party as her,Copy !req
441. we'd love to help you out...Copy !req
442. No, it's all right! I'm on the verge
of making a fair bit of money.Copy !req
443. Oh? Exactly how much are we talking?Copy !req
444. I think it was 300 million eris.Copy !req
445. 300 million?Copy !req
446. Huh? Should I have not said that?Copy !req
447. I've got a great idea, Kazuma-san!
You should spend the night here!Copy !req
448. As my daughter's comrade
and friend, it's only natural!Copy !req
449. I mean, as an adventurer, you don't
have a home of your own, right?Copy !req
450. N-No, I actually have a mansion in Axel...Copy !req
451. Mansion?Copy !req
452. The second I brought up the
mansion and the 300 million,Copy !req
453. the reception got a lot warmer...Copy !req
454. But this place seems pretty safe,Copy !req
455. so once Megumin's rested up,
we should get out of hereCopy !req
456. before we get caught up in any trouble.Copy !req
457. How can you suggest such a thing?Copy !req
458. Don't you care what happens
to your daughter?Copy !req
459. It's perfectly fine.
She's old enough to get married,Copy !req
460. and Kazuma-san is an adult
with good judgment.Copy !req
461. Even if something were to happen...Copy !req
462. What are you—Copy !req
463. Sleep.Copy !req
464. She actually did it!Copy !req
465. Is this...Copy !req
466. Oh, Kazuma-san. All done with the bath?Copy !req
467. Everyone's already asleep,Copy !req
468. so would you help me move
them into their rooms?Copy !req
469. Well, enjoy yourselves!Copy !req
470. This is no time to be enchanted!Copy !req
471. I think those orcs might
have traumatized me...Copy !req
472. I'm gonna need some emotional care from
those nice succubi when I get back to Axel.Copy !req
473. Lock.Copy !req
474. I know I slipped up by talking
about the money that was coming in,Copy !req
475. but this lady is pretty intense...Copy !req
476. Hang on a sec.Copy !req
477. Aqua got hammered and fell asleep,Copy !req
478. and Hyoizaburo-san and Darkness
were both put to sleep by her mom!Copy !req
479. The door's been locked
from outside with magic!Copy !req
480. No one can get in here, and I can't get out!Copy !req
481. What a setup!Copy !req
482. There's only one futon. It's spring,
but nights are still cold.Copy !req
483. If I sleep without any cover,
I might get sick.Copy !req
484. And what if it develops into pneumonia?Copy !req
485. Given these factors, there should be no
problem with me sleeping next to Megumin.Copy !req
486. But if I made a move on her while
she was sleeping so peacefully,Copy !req
487. that'd rob me of any pretense
that I could use to denyCopy !req
488. when Darkness or Aqua call
me a creep or a scumbag!Copy !req
489. I'm a gentlemen! That's not like me!Copy !req
490. However, her parents have
signed off on this situation.Copy !req
491. I bet if Megumin sued me, I could win!Copy !req
492. Wait, could I?Copy !req
493. Damn it! I should have
studied up more on law!Copy !req
494. If I had known this would happen, I would've!Copy !req
495. Wait, that's not it!Copy !req
496. What am I, stupid?Copy !req
497. This isn't about getting sued!
My entire perspective is off-base!Copy !req
498. No good. I think the situation
has me all mixed up.Copy !req
499. Calm down! Settle yourself, Satou Kazuma!Copy !req
500. Let's calm down and think this through.Copy !req
501. Spring or not, it's cold at night.
Too cold to think straight.Copy !req
502. First, let's crawl into
the futon and calm down!Copy !req
503. Wait, no! What a devious trap I've fallen for!Copy !req
504. Without realizing it, I've ended
up sleeping next to Megumin!Copy !req
505. Let's say I panic and jump out of the futon.Copy !req
506. Wouldn't that be the exact
moment that she'd wake up?Copy !req
507. Exactly! The kind of situation where
I get punished no matter what I do!Copy !req
508. If that happens, even if I say, "I didn't do
anything!" or "It was your parents' idea!"Copy !req
509. I could have the best excuses in
the world, and no one would care!Copy !req
510. Oh, bitter injustice!Copy !req
511. It's a false accusation, that's what it is.Copy !req
512. And if that's going to be how things
turn out, no matter what I do...Copy !req
513. I may as well turn it around and remove
the "false" part of the equation.Copy !req
514. You can't put me in the same futon as a
beautiful girl and expect nothing to happen.Copy !req
515. More than anything, this situation
was cooked up by Megumin's mother.Copy !req
516. It's fine! I can win!Copy !req
517. In this kind of situation, I bet I could
even beat Sena in a court of law!Copy !req
518. Good morning.Copy !req
519. Oh... good morning.Copy !req
520. Uh, how long was I asleep?Copy !req
521. About eight hours?Copy !req
522. I see...Copy !req
523. And... why am I sleeping
in the same futon as you?Copy !req
524. C'mon, don't make me spell it out.Copy !req
525. Spell what out?Copy !req
526. Hey, don't flip the cover up. It's cold.Copy !req
527. I just woke up in my old room next
to you, Kazuma! What happened?Copy !req
528. Come on, you really think
I'd try to pull something?Copy !req
529. I haven't up until now, have I?Copy !req
530. That's a good point. Sorry.Copy !req
531. I think I was a bit confused,
since I just woke up...Copy !req
532. You're not the kind of person who would
take advantage of a situation like this.Copy !req
533. Of course not!Copy !req
534. I'll have you know your mom locked
the door and trapped me in here!Copy !req
535. She did? Honestly...Copy !req
536. That being the case, saddle up!Copy !req
537. It's cold, so into the futon with you!Copy !req
538. It's fine! I won't do! A thing!Copy !req
539. You won't?Copy !req
540. You really won't do... anything?Copy !req
541. Even though we're all alone...Copy !req
542. Say what?Copy !req
543. I-Is she saying I should try something?
Is this really my popular phase?Copy !req
544. Fool! I'm obviously gonna try
something if we're all alone!Copy !req
545. I've even got your parents' approval!Copy !req
546. You idiot! I suspected as much!Copy !req
547. I'm going to spend the
night at Yunyun's house!Copy !req
548. Damn you! You tricked me!Copy !req
549. Death to perverts!Copy !req
550. Die, die, die, die, die!Copy !req
551. Megumin, Megumin!Copy !req
552. Could you show us the sights around here?Copy !req
553. That's a good idea.Copy !req
554. Why don't we have a nice, leisurely day,
and then stay one more night?Copy !req
555. Yay!Copy !req
556. I'm going to have Megumin show me around.Copy !req
557. What are you going to do, Kreeperma-san?Copy !req
558. Good question. Maybe I'll join...Copy !req
559. Wait. What did you just call me?Copy !req
560. Did I say something strange?Copy !req
561. No... Maybe I imagined it?Copy !req
562. Well, whatever. What about you, Darkness?Copy !req
563. There's a place I'd like to visit.Copy !req
564. You and the others should enjoy
your sightseeing, Kazutrash.Copy !req
565. Okay, sounds— Wait, what did you just say?Copy !req
566. So I'll be showing Aqua
and Kursedma around, then?Copy !req
567. There are lots of things to see in town—Copy !req
568. Hang on a second!Copy !req
569. Is something wrong, Kazuma-san-who-tried-to-
mess-with-Megumin-while-she-was-sleeping?Copy !req
570. I'm sorry.Copy !req
571. This is the mysterious facility where the
Crimson Demons' natural enemy is sealed away.Copy !req
572. What do you mean, mysterious facility?Copy !req
573. Just what I said. It's a mysterious facility.Copy !req
574. No one knows what else is inside,
who built it, or for what reason.Copy !req
575. Hey, Megumin.Copy !req
576. Are there any other places with
cool things hidden inside?Copy !req
577. Well, there was a tomb where
an evil god was sealed away,Copy !req
578. and a piece of land where a
nameless goddess was sealed away,Copy !req
579. but eventually, they ended up being released.Copy !req
580. Are you guys bad at keeping
things sealed or what?Copy !req
581. Well, if it isn't Megumin!
You're back in town?Copy !req
582. Are these folks from out of town?Copy !req
583. Does he have... problems with outsiders?Copy !req
584. I am called Cheekera! Arch wizard
and wielder of advanced magic!Copy !req
585. And owner of the foremost clothing
store among the Crimson Demons!Copy !req
586. Welcome, folks! It's been a while
since I've had outsiders in the shop.Copy !req
587. Having the foremost store
is pretty impressive!Copy !req
588. Well, this is also the only
clothing store in the village.Copy !req
589. Are you mocking us?Copy !req
590. I was actually hoping to
replace my current robe.Copy !req
591. Do you have another just like this?Copy !req
592. All of them?Copy !req
593. Wow, our little Megumin's gone all bourgeois!Copy !req
594. I'm honestly surprised the village
hasn't heard of my exploits yet!Copy !req
595. And since the robes are
what I wear into action,Copy !req
596. it can't hurt to have a few
more in my wardrobe.Copy !req
597. That being said, future millionaire
Kazuma, lend me some money.Copy !req
598. You...Copy !req
599. I mean, fine, but...Copy !req
600. Thank you very much!Copy !req
601. Hey...Copy !req
602. What is it?Copy !req
603. Isn't this...Copy !req
604. I mean, what the hell?
You're hanging clothes from that?Copy !req
605. Oh, sir, do you recognize it?Copy !req
606. This is the clothes-drying pole that's been
passed down through my family for ages.Copy !req
607. It never rusts, so it's super handy.Copy !req
608. That's pretty clearly a rifle.Copy !req
609. That's what I thought.Copy !req
610. What is up with this village?Copy !req
611. Kazuma! Aqua!Copy !req
612. Now that you know the charms
of the Crimson Demon Village,Copy !req
613. allow me to show you even finer splendor!Copy !req
614. Welcome...Copy !req
615. to our magic academy, the Red Prison!Copy !req
616. W-Welcome...Copy !req
617. What're you doing here, Yunyun?Copy !req
618. When I stayed over at her house last night,
the friendless wonder seemed lonely,Copy !req
619. so I invited her to come along.Copy !req
620. I-I-I never said I was lonely!Copy !req
621. You even dug out your old uniform.
Why try and hide it?Copy !req
622. So this is your uniform? It's cute!Copy !req
623. Isn't it, though?Copy !req
624. It's only natural that I get changedCopy !req
625. to show you around our
distinguished magical academy!Copy !req
626. I bet you just wanted to wear it
because you felt nostalgic.Copy !req
627. Kazuma always gets prickly when
the subject of school comes up.Copy !req
628. He's probably still bitter
about not fitting in.Copy !req
629. Hey, cut it out! That's a
confidentiality violation!Copy !req
630. I am called Arue...Copy !req
631. The most voluptuous among the
Crimson Demons, and a future author!Copy !req
632. I am called Funifura!Copy !req
633. The foremost among Crimson Demons
who love their brothers,Copy !req
634. known for her brother complex!Copy !req
635. I am called Dodonko!Copy !req
636. Foremost among the Crimson Demons at...Copy !req
637. At... what was it again?Copy !req
638. You've got a brother complex, huh?Copy !req
639. I-I just don't have a cool nickname yet!Copy !req
640. Arue... Dodonko, Funikura.Copy !req
641. It's Funifura! You did that on purpose!
You totally did, didn't you?Copy !req
642. We heard you were back in town.Copy !req
643. Who're they?Copy !req
644. Classmates from when we
attended the magic academy.Copy !req
645. Welcome home. I'm glad to
see you made it back safely.Copy !req
646. People might believe the things you write,Copy !req
647. so please don't send "letters"
like that anymore.Copy !req
648. And you people are the members
of Yunyun's party?Copy !req
649. I'm surprised you actually exist!Copy !req
650. Yunyun's party, I mean.Copy !req
651. L-Let me introduce you!Copy !req
652. Th-This guy is a rookie adventurer,Copy !req
653. and the girl is an arch priest!Copy !req
654. There's also a very durable lady
who's not with us at the moment!Copy !req
655. And Megumin was sad on her own,Copy !req
656. so we recently invited her to join us!Copy !req
657. That sounds like a lovely party.Copy !req
658. Yunyun's not actually a member of
the party, but she helps us out a lot,Copy !req
659. despite not being a member!Copy !req
660. Uh...Copy !req
661. Yes, in spite of her not being a member.Copy !req
662. We figured.Copy !req
663. I've given Yunyun the nickname
"frog slayer" in my heart.Copy !req
664. What are you talking about?Copy !req
665. Light of Saber!Copy !req
666. Come on, remember how she
took out those Giant ToadsCopy !req
667. with that sparkly sword-like spell?Copy !req
668. Isn't that...Copy !req
669. That's an actual advanced spell.Copy !req
670. Yunyun, I thought you could
only do intermediate magic!Copy !req
671. She picked it up at an awkward time,Copy !req
672. so she wasn't able to learn
advanced magic before graduation.Copy !req
673. C-Come on, it's not like I needed to know it.Copy !req
674. What's wrong, Kazuma? Are you still torn
up about not having friends in school?Copy !req
675. That's not it!Copy !req
676. I was just wondering about Yunyun.Copy !req
677. You mean what they said earlier?Copy !req
678. I thought Crimson Demons were a bunch of
OP weirdos who all used advanced magic.Copy !req
679. Well...Copy !req
680. When I was a student, in order
to learn Explosion magic,Copy !req
681. I was storing up my skill points.Copy !req
682. I endured it day after day,Copy !req
683. to make sure I could someday
learn Explosion magic.Copy !req
684. But one day...Copy !req
685. Give me my food back!Copy !req
686. Komekko!Copy !req
687. To save Komekko when she
was attacked by monsters,Copy !req
688. Yunyun used her own points in
order to learn intermediate magic,Copy !req
689. while I was hesitating...Copy !req
690. You mean she covered for you
so you could learn Explosion magic?Copy !req
691. Not that I asked her to, but yes.Copy !req
692. Well, she's a more established
mage than you are now,Copy !req
693. so it worked out all right!Copy !req
694. True enough.Copy !req
695. How dare you?Copy !req
696. The Devil King's forces have appeared!Copy !req
697. Emergency QuestCopy !req
698. What is it with this woman?
What is she trying to do?Copy !req
699. Lady Sylvia! There's no telling
what she's after! Please, stand back!Copy !req
700. She's a real freak! Her attacks are
worthless, but she's sturdy as they come!Copy !req
701. As long as there is light in my eyes,
you will not pass!Copy !req
702. Darkness! Good job hanging in there!Copy !req
703. We brought help from the village!Copy !req
704. K-Kazuma? You're already here?Copy !req
705. I was sad that only female orcs are left,
so I came here to see what I could find,Copy !req
706. and even the Devil King's general is a woman!Copy !req
707. What is wrong with this journey?Copy !req
708. Could you shut up for a second?Copy !req
709. You're ruining that impressive performance!Copy !req
710. I see. Buying time until
your allies arrived, then?Copy !req
711. From the way you endured those attacks,
you must be a fairly high-level crusader.Copy !req
712. Was not being able to land
any attacks part of your act?Copy !req
713. I-I suppose there's no point
in maintaining the facade...Copy !req
714. Glance...Copy !req
715. Look, you're Sylvia, right?Copy !req
716. That crusader is an accomplished warrior
who fought the Devil King's general, Vanir!Copy !req
717. Vanir?Copy !req
718. I heard he never returned
from the town of Axel...Copy !req
719. Was that because of you people?Copy !req
720. Yeah! Megumin here finished him off.Copy !req
721. Vanir-sama is dead?Copy !req
722. That's awesome!Copy !req
723. And that's not all!Copy !req
724. The Dullahan, Verdia,
and Hans the Deadly Poison...Copy !req
725. And even the mobile fortress, Destroyer.Copy !req
726. The four of us took them all down.Copy !req
727. Verdia and Hans, too?Copy !req
728. But when I think about how
we lost contact with HansCopy !req
729. after he infiltrated Arcanretia,
it seems plausible.Copy !req
730. I take it you're the leader?
Why don't you tell me your name?Copy !req
731. M-My name?Copy !req
732. It's Mitsurugi.Copy !req
733. Mitsurugi Kyouya. Remember it.Copy !req
734. Someone just chickened out.Copy !req
735. He must've been feeling cocky with all
these Crimson Demons backing him up.Copy !req
736. So you're Mitsurugi of the Cursed Sword...Copy !req
737. I didn't expect to encounter
such a powerful party.Copy !req
738. Taking you down right here with
the Crimson Demons' helpCopy !req
739. wouldn't be much of an accomplishment.Copy !req
740. I appreciate that, Mitsurugi.Copy !req
741. Let's meet again. When we do,
we'll see who comes out on top.Copy !req
742. Retreat!Copy !req
743. Don't let them escape! Lightning Strike!Copy !req
744. Light of Saber!Copy !req
745. Time to test my magic on you all!Copy !req
746. I should buy Mitsurugi some
bubbly next time I see him.Copy !req
747. Good morning.Copy !req
748. Did you get a good night's rest?Copy !req
749. Good... morn... ing.Copy !req
750. Did you finally cross the line?Copy !req
751. You beast! Kazuma, you beast!Copy !req
752. Dummy.Copy !req
753. I was just holding your
hand because it's cold.Copy !req
754. R-Really?Copy !req
755. I suppose I got the wrong idea.Copy !req
756. I'm sorry.Copy !req
757. H-Hey, it's fine.Copy !req
758. But it's about time you
did seriously thank me.Copy !req
759. I'm always cleaning up
after you guys, after all.Copy !req
760. Thanking you?Copy !req
761. You've got a point.Copy !req
762. Back then, you accepted an aimless wizardCopy !req
763. who could only cast
Explosion magic. Thank you.Copy !req
764. You always carry me home on your backCopy !req
765. when I can't move after
casting it. Thank you.Copy !req
766. I always cause so much trouble,Copy !req
767. but you keep me in the party. Thank you.Copy !req
768. I was just thanking you.Copy !req
769. Why are you embarrassed when
you're the one who demanded it?Copy !req
770. O-Oh...Copy !req
771. Well, in spite of it all,
you guys do help out a lot.Copy !req
772. To put it in your terms...Copy !req
773. I am called Satou Kazuma!Copy !req
774. Axel's weakest adventurer,
and foremost at getting into trouble!Copy !req
775. He who will obtain the wealth to spend
his days having fun with the rest of you!Copy !req
776. And I'm looking forward to it.Copy !req
777. So am I. Here's to a bright future.Copy !req
778. I-It really is cold today.Copy !req
779. As if we're trapped... in... ice...Copy !req
780. Kazuma, care to explain what this is?Copy !req
781. I think maybe there was a freak blizzardCopy !req
782. that froze the window
shut before blowing away.Copy !req
783. Let me out! Let me out, please!Copy !req
784. Open! Open! Open up, now!Copy !req
785. Mom! Kazuma froze the window shut!Copy !req
786. Look, I'm sorry, and I'm
not gonna do anything!Copy !req
787. It's cold, so let's go to bed.Copy !req
788. I want my gratitude back!Copy !req
789. Look, I'm sorry. My bad.Copy !req
790. I'm really regretting all
those nice things I said.Copy !req
791. And after she was the one who held my hand.Copy !req
792. Feels like we're an old couple in a cold stretch.Copy !req
793. Freeze...Copy !req
794. Did you just use ice magic again?Copy !req
795. Do you want me to cling to you that badly?Copy !req
796. H-Hey! If you start clinging
to me like that...Copy !req
797. I can see why Darkness says thatCopy !req
798. every time you've had a chance
to do something with her,Copy !req
799. you laugh it off and never do anything.Copy !req
800. You really are a wimp.Copy !req
801. Huh?Copy !req
802. Is this... Does Megumin...Copy !req
803. Is she open to the idea?Copy !req
804. This really is my popular phase!Copy !req
805. The Devil King Army is attacking!
The Devil King Army is attacking!Copy !req
806. They've already breached the village!Copy !req
807. Yeah, that's what I figured.Copy !req
808. How dare you interrupt just
when it was getting good?Copy !req
809. What the hell, man?Copy !req
810. You ever think about the trouble
you cause other people, dumb-ass?Copy !req
811. You want an ass whooping?Copy !req
812. I'm sorry!Copy !req
813. Wait, no!Copy !req
814. I didn't think I'd run into you out here.Copy !req
815. Oh, dear!Copy !req
816. Did I interrupt something?Copy !req
817. No!Copy !req
818. Hell yeah, you did!Copy !req
819. Do you know how late it is?
Could you quiet down?Copy !req
820. Aqua! One of the Devil King's
generals is out here!Copy !req
821. Get Megumin's parents!Copy !req
822. Okay!Copy !req
823. You better not expect any
mercy just because you're hot!Copy !req
824. In the name of true gender equality,Copy !req
825. I will dropkick any rotten
woman who deserves it!Copy !req
826. Are you actually the famous Mitsurugi?Copy !req
827. You mean to tell me this little
thing is the Cursed Sword Gram?Copy !req
828. It's Chunchunmaru.Copy !req
829. I said that sword's name is Chunchunmaru.Copy !req
830. Please don't compare it to some cursed
sword nobody's heard of, like Gram!Copy !req
831. You're not Mitsurugi, are you?Copy !req
832. My name is Satou Kazuma!Copy !req
833. I thought if you people knew my name,
you'd put a bounty on my head or something!Copy !req
834. I think I like you!Copy !req
835. Kazuma!Copy !req
836. You! The people of this house have left
to gather the other Crimson Demons!Copy !req
837. Surrender now!Copy !req
838. Settle down, now.Copy !req
839. Thank you very—Copy !req
840. Wait, no, that's wrong! This is a trap.Copy !req
841. I shouldn't be happy just because
sh'es exposing skin, busty,Copy !req
842. and a statuesque beauty in spite of
her huge frame thank you very much!Copy !req
843. I'll get you out of there, Kazuma!Copy !req
844. You'll blow Kazuma away, too,
if you use Explosion magic!Copy !req
845. I'm taking him as a hostage.Copy !req
846. Wait! If you need a hostage, take me!Copy !req
847. You're a naughty one, aren't you?Copy !req
848. What has been up with me lately?Copy !req
849. It starts with Yunyun saying
she wants to have my baby,Copy !req
850. then the orcs, Megumin, and now Sylvia...Copy !req
851. Even if the orcs weren't really a positive.Copy !req
852. But this is the kind of luck where
I'd expect some kind of backlash.Copy !req
853. Have I actually entered a popular phase?Copy !req
854. Or has my high luck stat, my only
saving grace, kicked into overdrive?Copy !req
855. Now, sweetie, stop breathing so heavily...Copy !req
856. You're heating me up.Copy !req
857. Sacred Exorcism!Copy !req
858. A sneak attack...Copy !req
859. But I've got bad news.Copy !req
860. I'm not a pure demon,
so it's not going to kill me.Copy !req
861. I am called Sylvia!Copy !req
862. I am the chief of the Enhanced
Monster Development Bureau,Copy !req
863. she who has synthesized
and modified her own body!Copy !req
864. Yes, Sylvia, the Growth Chimera!Copy !req
865. And I'm taking this boy with me!Copy !req
866. Let's become one again.Copy !req
867. Kazuma!Copy !req
868. Did... Did he just let himself be taken?Copy !req
869. Of course not.Copy !req
870. This is strange. It's such a perfect fit,
and I feel so safe.Copy !req
871. Like I've finally found the sanctuary
I've been searching for.Copy !req
872. Hold on, Kazuma! I'll get you out of there!Copy !req
873. I'd rather you didn't.Copy !req
874. I said I'd rather you didn't.Copy !req
875. You guys have been kind of taking
me for granted lately, haven't you?Copy !req
876. See, Sylvia-san here...
She actually appreciates me.Copy !req
877. It's enough to make me...
defect to the Devil King's army.Copy !req
878. So apologize!Copy !req
879. It's about time I got an apology,
since I always try so hard for you all!Copy !req
880. E-Enough with the jokes, Kazuma...Copy !req
881. There's a time and place for these things.Copy !req
882. T-True enough, you have
accomplished some great feats.Copy !req
883. When we get back to Axel, I'll talk to
my father about giving you a medal...Copy !req
884. I want sincerity!Copy !req
885. Stop trying to buy me off with stuff!
I want genuine contrition!Copy !req
886. Just look at what's happening here.Copy !req
887. Miss Sylvia of the Devil King's army is
giving me the billowy pillowy treatment!Copy !req
888. Darkness! What is your greatest strength?
Tell me! Go on, spit it out!Copy !req
889. M-My defensive strength?Copy !req
890. Obviously not!Copy !req
891. Your only strength is your
needlessy seductive bodyCopy !req
892. that brings men to their knees!Copy !req
893. How can you be so oblivious?Copy !req
894. I-I don't seduce anybody!Copy !req
895. You clearly do!Copy !req
896. Your body is luscious,
and for no good reason!Copy !req
897. What you don't realize is that my high
luck stat is at its apex tonight!Copy !req
898. I've never been a bigger hit with the chicks!Copy !req
899. Now apologize!Copy !req
900. Give me a proper apology so I
don't waltz off with Sylvia-san,Copy !req
901. thanks to my awesome popular phase!Copy !req
902. You are just delightful.Copy !req
903. But don't be too harsh on the ladies, okay?Copy !req
904. I need to teach you how to
understand women a bit better.Copy !req
905. As if a demonic beast could
understand how human women feel...Copy !req
906. Well, of course I can understand
how they feel. Men and women.Copy !req
907. Just what I'd expect from a demonic beauty.Copy !req
908. She's got bewitching charisma that
lets her understand men and women!Copy !req
909. After all, I'm partially a man myself.Copy !req
910. Say that again?Copy !req
911. Oh, you didn't hear me?
I'm a chimera, after all.Copy !req
912. Even these boobs you're so fond of
were something I added to my body.Copy !req
913. K-Kazuma... s-stay calm...Copy !req
914. I-It's fine! Don't panic! Don't panic.Copy !req
915. You really are a fine man, though.Copy !req
916. Just holding you like this has my breasts
and lower body feeling all tingly!Copy !req
917. Sylvia-san! Sylvia-san!Copy !req
918. Why do I feel something
pressing into my butt?Copy !req
919. Because something is!Copy !req
920. Something is! Something is! Something is!Copy !req
921. No!Copy !req
922. Quest FailedCopy !req
923. Orc (♀)Copy !req
924. Kazuma was psychologically scarredCopy !req
925. Sylvia (♂)Copy !req
926. Cut it out! Get your dick
off of me! You wanna die?Copy !req
927. Settle down!Copy !req
928. You don't have to worry.
I'm not going to try anything.Copy !req
929. I managed to shake the others off
my tail, so you're free to go.Copy !req
930. Where are we?Copy !req
931. This is the Crimson Demon Village's
underground storage facility.Copy !req
932. My objective is to find the ancient
magic weapon that's hidden here.Copy !req
933. A magic weapon?Copy !req
934. The Mage Killer.Copy !req
935. It can neutralize any magic...Copy !req
936. A perfect counter to the Crimson Demons.Copy !req
937. Something like that is down here?Copy !req
938. I've finally gotten this close.Copy !req
939. The barrier breaker isn't working?Copy !req
940. What exactly is this?
It's not sealed with magic?Copy !req
941. Are those... controller inputs?Copy !req
942. You can read that ancient text?Copy !req
943. Nah, I think they just used a famous
cheat code as the password for the—Copy !req
944. You're even better than I'd hoped.Copy !req
945. I'm still an adventurer, y'know!Copy !req
946. Don't expect me to give in that easily!Copy !req
947. There's more to getting someone to talk
than threats and violence, you know.Copy !req
948. You'll find my technique
is on par with a succubus.Copy !req
949. I wonder how much ecstasy you'll be able to—Copy !req
950. Up, up, down, down, left, right,
left, right! There you go!Copy !req
951. Do the things you do not bother you?Copy !req
952. Not that it matters. Now the weapon is mine.Copy !req
953. Crap.Copy !req
954. I got so anxious, I put the password in.Copy !req
955. Still...Copy !req
956. It's so dark. I can't see a thing.Copy !req
957. I think she might be taking me too lightly
just because I don't have a weapon.Copy !req
958. Hey, do you have anything
I can use for light?Copy !req
959. Hey! What do you think you're—Copy !req
960. Up, up, down, down, left, right,
left, right, and away you go!Copy !req
961. Hey, you, stop that! Hold it right there!Copy !req
962. Wait, damn it!Copy !req
963. KONOSUBA...Copy !req
964. Kazuma! Are you all right?Copy !req
965. Where's Sylvia?Copy !req
966. I managed to trap Sylvia in here
with a bit of skillful deceit.Copy !req
967. Hey, damn it!Copy !req
968. Open this door right now!
You hear me?Copy !req
969. If we leave her in there for a month
or so, she's bound to quiet down.Copy !req
970. Ah! <3Copy !req
971. It hurts!Copy !req
972. Ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
973. Oh!Copy !req
974. Well done, outsider!Copy !req
975. My breasts!Copy !req
976. I think my boobies
are stuck in the door!Copy !req
977. You managed to capture Sylvia,
after she evaded us every time!Copy !req
978. Ah!Copy !req
979. I can't move!Copy !req
980. Come on, Satou Kazuma.Copy !req
981. Isn't there some kind of scary
weapon sealed in this place?Copy !req
982. Won't you please open the door?Copy !req
983. Even we couldn't figure out
how to use it. It'll be fine.Copy !req
984. Hahh! Hahh!Copy !req
985. Aw, come on!Copy !req
986. Say something, damn it!Copy !req
987. If Sylvia is able to activate the weapon,Copy !req
988. At least respond, you piece of crap!Copy !req
989. I'll run a lap around the village
while doing a handstand!Copy !req
990. Because if you're not gonna poke at me,Copy !req
991. Whoa, don't set flags!Copy !req
992. I'm gonna poke you hard, damn it!Copy !req
993. Come on, what are you worried about, Kazuma?Copy !req
994. You hear me?Copy !req
995. You defeated one of
the Devil King's generals!Copy !req
996. I am goingCopy !req
997. to poke you!Copy !req
998. You basically did it by yourself this time,Copy !req
999. but since we're a party,
we split the reward, right?Copy !req
1000. What should I buy when we get back to Axel?Copy !req
1001. Why do you do this every damn time?
We need to get out of here, fast!Copy !req
1002. Did you think I was just going
to take the weapon with me?Copy !req
1003. This is my power.Copy !req
1004. I can assimilate anything into
my body, weapons or otherwise!Copy !req
1005. My name is Sylvia!Copy !req
1006. Sylvia the Growth Chimera,
who has obtained ultimate power!Copy !req
1007. K-K-Kazuma, this is bad!Copy !req
1008. That's the Mage Killer!Copy !req
1009. Let's run! We need to get out of here, fast!Copy !req
1010. Abandon the village! It's doomed!Copy !req
1011. We've had our ups and downs,
but I have this power because of you.Copy !req
1012. So I'll spare you.Copy !req
1013. You can stand there and watch as
I wipe this village off the map!Copy !req
1014. Hey, look!Copy !req
1015. Isn't that the legendary Mage Killer?Copy !req
1016. Time for some well-deserved payback!Copy !req
1017. It's Sylvia-sama!Copy !req
1018. Sylvia-sama managed to get
a hold of the Mage Killer!Copy !req
1019. Sylvia! Sylvia!Copy !req
1020. I never thought the seal would be broken...Copy !req
1021. Village Chief!Copy !req
1022. Oh, our visitors.Copy !req
1023. It's a shame this happened
while you were here.Copy !req
1024. I-It's okay...Copy !req
1025. I'm so sorry. It was me
who let that thing out!Copy !req
1026. The village... is burning.Copy !req
1027. I-Is there seriously nothing we can do?Copy !req
1028. The Mage Killer does have...Copy !req
1029. a secret countermeasure.Copy !req
1030. There are ruins with an inscription that
no one has been able to decipher...Copy !req
1031. There are?Copy !req
1032. O-Okay, let's head there right now!Copy !req
1033. What did she hit?Copy !req
1034. That was near your house!Copy !req
1035. Komekko's there!Copy !req
1036. Megumin, take Kazuma and
the others to those ruins!Copy !req
1037. Don't worry. I'll protect your family.Copy !req
1038. That's a knight's duty, right?Copy !req
1039. Please, save Komekko.Copy !req
1040. Okay, this is do-or-die. Let's go!Copy !req
1041. "Do-or-die," eh?Copy !req
1042. For outsiders, you definitely
understand our culture!Copy !req
1043. Not bad. If anything,
things like this are our style!Copy !req
1044. All right, why don't we show her what
we can do to defend the village?Copy !req
1045. Yeah!Copy !req
1046. I think this disaster might be the kind
of thing they look forward to...Copy !req
1047. Hey, sorry to interrupt during the big
speeches, but I don't like any of this.Copy !req
1048. My job is providing support
from a safe position.Copy !req
1049. Stop whining and move!Copy !req
1050. You're in this party, too!Copy !req
1051. No!Copy !req
1052. KONOSUBA!Copy !req
1053. Here we are, Vanir-san.Copy !req
1054. I'm sure the craftsman I know can help you!Copy !req
1055. That confidence only makes me anxious,
considering it's coming from you.Copy !req
1056. It'll be fine!Copy !req
1057. He's very skill—Copy !req
1058. This is screwed up.Copy !req
1059. Kazuma, this way!Copy !req
1060. Hey...Copy !req
1061. This is Japanese!Copy !req
1062. Japa... what?Copy !req
1063. Uh, don't worry about it.Copy !req
1064. "I now leave this record
of what has transpired.Copy !req
1065. One day, the king trampled
into my paradiseCopy !req
1066. demanding a weapon that
could defeat the Devil King."Copy !req
1067. But nothing can be gained from war...Copy !req
1068. I tried to brush it off with that,
but a lady researcher slapped me.Copy !req
1069. I kinda think I already contributed
enough to this countryCopy !req
1070. using the cheat ability I got
when I came to this world!Copy !req
1071. I'm all out of ideas!Copy !req
1072. I managed to come up with a weapon
to deal with the Devil King.Copy !req
1073. I say that, but they're just
humans that I modified...Copy !req
1074. Master, please give us our new names.Copy !req
1075. Master who?Copy !req
1076. Boy, they're really acting the part.Copy !req
1077. Between asking for red eyes and wanting
identifying numbers on each of their bodies...Copy !req
1078. Is everyone in this country a nutcase?Copy !req
1079. I randomly came up with
the name "Crimson Demons,"Copy !req
1080. and they absolutely loved it for some reason!Copy !req
1081. Kazuma, what are you doing?Copy !req
1082. Take your hands off my ears!Copy !req
1083. The Crimson Demons found out about the
Mage Killer that I made a prototype of,Copy !req
1084. and they called it "our natural enemy!"Copy !req
1085. Fight sorcerer technology
with sorcerer technology.Copy !req
1086. We desire a deterrent to
prevent it from running amok.Copy !req
1087. I honestly don't hate their whole
"pretentious but nerdy" aesthetic.Copy !req
1088. For something I threw together, this
deterrent turned out pretty awesome!Copy !req
1089. It's only about as big
as a clothes-drying pole,Copy !req
1090. but it's got enough firepower
to wreck the planet!Copy !req
1091. I can't think of a better name,
so I'll just call it the Railgun (TBD), for now.Copy !req
1092. Baby!Copy !req
1093. What the hell do you mean, Railgun (TBD)?Copy !req
1094. I feel like... I should apologize.Copy !req
1095. Quit sending dumbasses into this world!Copy !req
1096. Between the Destroyer and the Mage Killer,Copy !req
1097. do you realize how many times
this guy has screwed up?Copy !req
1098. What did it say?Copy !req
1099. Well, do you?Copy !req
1100. They took a dangerous weapon
and used it for laundry!Copy !req
1101. Is there something wrong
with the Crimson Demons?Copy !req
1102. Burn! Burn!Copy !req
1103. Let this village of lunatics
be reduced to ash!Copy !req
1104. Sylvia-sama! You look incredible!Copy !req
1105. So cool!Copy !req
1106. Stylish!Copy !req
1107. You boys...Copy !req
1108. I'm sorry you had it so rough until now.Copy !req
1109. I only made it this far because of you all.Copy !req
1110. Thank you! You're the best
army I could've asked for!Copy !req
1111. We'll follow you wherever
you lead us, Sylvia-sama!Copy !req
1112. Sylvia! Sylvia!Copy !req
1113. This ends now!Copy !req
1114. I am called Hiropon!Copy !req
1115. The chief of this village,
and he who leads the Crimson Demons!Copy !req
1116. I am called Pucchin! The foremost
educator among the Crimson Demons,Copy !req
1117. and he who will one day be headmaster!Copy !req
1118. I am called Shikobei! The foremost
fisherman among the Crimson Demons,Copy !req
1119. and he who will one day catch a kraken!Copy !req
1120. I am called Chakamiya!
Owner of the foremost bakeryCopy !req
1121. among the Crimson Demons,
and master of yeast!Copy !req
1122. I am called—Copy !req
1123. I am called—Copy !req
1124. I am called—Copy !req
1125. Burning Flash!Copy !req
1126. Sylvia-sama!Copy !req
1127. It seems...Copy !req
1128. this won't be that easy.Copy !req
1129. Hey! You didn't even get rid of the goblins!Copy !req
1130. This magic weapon is magnificent.Copy !req
1131. The Crimson Demons will be destroyed
by the very power they've safeguarded!Copy !req
1132. Now, despair...Copy !req
1133. Ancient Dispel!Copy !req
1134. That scared me!Copy !req
1135. What the heck did she do?Copy !req
1136. Don't stop now! Keep lighting her up!Copy !req
1137. Diabolic flames, run wild! Inferno!Copy !req
1138. Our magic...Copy !req
1139. It's not casting!Copy !req
1140. W-We can't teleport, either!Copy !req
1141. This is bad! Run for it!Copy !req
1142. We can't take on the Mage Killer after all!Copy !req
1143. If the Crimson Demons are just a
bunch of oafs without their magic...Copy !req
1144. We've got them now!Copy !req
1145. Get your scrawny butts back here!Copy !req
1146. Hurry!Copy !req
1147. Hey, slow down!Copy !req
1148. Funifura!Copy !req
1149. Whatever's the matter, ladies?Copy !req
1150. How unlucky for you. If you were
cute boys, I might've spared you...Copy !req
1151. But your people have made a
mockery of us for too long.Copy !req
1152. Oh, no!Copy !req
1153. Light of Saber!Copy !req
1154. You've done enough,
Devil King Army General Sylvia!Copy !req
1155. That's the chief's daughter!Copy !req
1156. Yunyun?Copy !req
1157. Idiot! What are you doing?Copy !req
1158. I'm can't abandon my friends.Copy !req
1159. Yunyun...Copy !req
1160. I am called Yunyun!Copy !req
1161. Arch wizard, and wielder of advanced magic!Copy !req
1162. The foremost mage among the Crimson Demons,Copy !req
1163. and future leader of this village!Copy !req
1164. My daughter!Copy !req
1165. She used to act so embarrassed
about giving her introduction...Copy !req
1166. That's my student!
I'm the one who taught her!Copy !req
1167. Yunyun!Copy !req
1168. You can do it!Copy !req
1169. Yunyun! Yunyun!Copy !req
1170. Yunyun!Copy !req
1171. I challenge you to a duel, Sylvia!Copy !req
1172. If you want to destroy the village,
you'll have to beat me first!Copy !req
1173. How adorable.Copy !req
1174. But I actually hate cute
young things like you!Copy !req
1175. My crimson eyes will overlook no evil!Copy !req
1176. Yunyun!Copy !req
1177. That is my crimson fate!Copy !req
1178. The scope is set!Copy !req
1179. Yay! Yay!Copy !req
1180. We made it in time!Copy !req
1181. Time to put an end to this!Copy !req
1182. Huh, and I thought it was just
a pole for hanging clothes.Copy !req
1183. So that's my son-in-law...Copy !req
1184. Sylvia... It's been fun,Copy !req
1185. but this is goodbye!Copy !req
1186. Snipe.Copy !req
1187. What the hell? It's broken!Copy !req
1188. Here, let me see.Copy !req
1189. With things like this, if you just smack it...Copy !req
1190. Stop it!Copy !req
1191. Hey, I charged that thing with
plenty of magic power! What gives?Copy !req
1192. I need to hit it!Copy !req
1193. Shut up! We need to help Yunyun
before she's really in trouble!Copy !req
1194. We need to hit it!Copy !req
1195. And now, the star arrives!Copy !req
1196. F-Forgive me! Just forget I said anything!Copy !req
1197. Not happening!Copy !req
1198. I am called Megumin!Copy !req
1199. I am supreme and almighty in my dominion!Copy !req
1200. She who calls down the power
of the very heavens themselves!Copy !req
1201. Stop using that joke magic!
You're old enough to know better!Copy !req
1202. Sorry! I'm so sorry!Copy !req
1203. It comes! It comes! The hordes of flame...Copy !req
1204. Now display your force, by my command!Copy !req
1205. Explosion!Copy !req
1206. Well, as a goddess,Copy !req
1207. I have an obligation to protect
Komekko's young life,Copy !req
1208. so I'm going to run off.Copy !req
1209. Hey, it's glowing now.Copy !req
1210. It wasn't broken after all!Copy !req
1211. It just didn't have enough magic power!Copy !req
1212. Seems like you've got some
kind of scheme in mind.Copy !req
1213. Sylvia!Copy !req
1214. Remember my name!Copy !req
1215. And when you're on the other side,
tell your buddies I said hi!Copy !req
1216. I am Sa—Copy !req
1217. Boom!Copy !req
1218. Wha...Copy !req
1219. A-Am I... done?Copy !req
1220. I am called Komekko!Copy !req
1221. The foremost lovable little sister
among the Crimson Demons!Copy !req
1222. And she who is stronger
than a Devil King general!Copy !req
1223. KONOSUBA.Copy !req
1224. What happened to me?Copy !req
1225. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
1226. Hey!Copy !req
1227. Come on! Come join us!Copy !req
1228. I'm all clean now.Copy !req
1229. Verdia and Hans?Copy !req
1230. No! Is this place—Copy !req
1231. Come on. Come with us, and we can
all hang out like we used to.Copy !req
1232. Soap, detergent, soap,
detergent, soap, detergent...Copy !req
1233. No! I don't want this!Copy !req
1234. I don't wanna go to the other side!Copy !req
1235. Come... with us...Copy !req
1236. That was a brutal battle.Copy !req
1237. I swear to never hurt another person again.Copy !req
1238. Seriously, stop saying stuff that sets flags!Copy !req
1239. Life...Copy !req
1240. Join us... Come with us!Copy !req
1241. I'm all clean now...Copy !req
1242. Life!Copy !req
1243. What is that?Copy !req
1244. Isn't that the slime we fought before?Copy !req
1245. And over there...Copy !req
1246. The Dullahan!Copy !req
1247. I won't let it end like this!Copy !req
1248. My life has only just begun!
I'm going to continue living!Copy !req
1249. Crap, crap, crap, crap!Copy !req
1250. Slow down! Kazuma-san, wait for me!Copy !req
1251. Faster! You need to run faster!Copy !req
1252. Megumin, stop squirming!Copy !req
1253. She revived?Copy !req
1254. What the hell is that?Copy !req
1255. My soul nearly passed on...Copy !req
1256. I'm going to crush all of you!Copy !req
1257. Cursed Crystal Prison!Copy !req
1258. K-Kazuma-san, what in the world is going on?Copy !req
1259. Wiz? What are you doing here?Copy !req
1260. My boy, who is so gifted in
living a cowardly life...Copy !req
1261. In order to produce your
designs as merchandise,Copy !req
1262. we came to visit a craftsman in
this village, but it seems...Copy !req
1263. You've unleashed a magical weapon
out of fear for your own life?Copy !req
1264. Wha?Copy !req
1265. You can't hide the truth from
a demon that reads minds.Copy !req
1266. That said, if the village is destroyed,
our arrangement can't be completed...Copy !req
1267. My, my, what a mess.Copy !req
1268. Hey! I thought you were going to use
your stolen ideas to make us all rich?Copy !req
1269. Wiz? And Vanir?Copy !req
1270. Hello again, Sylvia-san.Copy !req
1271. Can I convince you to take
a diplomatic approach here?Copy !req
1272. Hell no!Copy !req
1273. The Devil King's forces learning of my
survival would be more trouble than I'd like...Copy !req
1274. You damned traitors!Copy !req
1275. I don't understand what just happened,
other than you screwed up again, Kazuma!Copy !req
1276. Well, I'm not going back
to sleeping in stables!Copy !req
1277. After the taste of luxury I've had,
I can't go back to living where I work!Copy !req
1278. Sylvia-san! I can't believe you'd turn
yourself into... that! Seriously!Copy !req
1279. I'm so sure, Wiz!
Someone like you could never understandCopy !req
1280. what it's like for those
of us on the front lines!Copy !req
1281. The way you ditz through life,
nothing ever goes wrong!Copy !req
1282. It pisses me off!Copy !req
1283. Kazuma, don't you have some kind of plan?Copy !req
1284. Also, I demand you return my Explosion.Copy !req
1285. Is now really the time?Copy !req
1286. She's fighting Wiz and Vanir
and still has the edge!Copy !req
1287. Damn it!Copy !req
1288. My magic...Copy !req
1289. It seems physical damage
isn't doing much, either.Copy !req
1290. How is she so strong? It's totally unfair!Copy !req
1291. Damn it! Maybe there's a weakness? Like what?Copy !req
1292. Like... like... like...Copy !req
1293. Like? Like...Copy !req
1294. Like? Like... My popular phase?Copy !req
1295. Kazuma?Copy !req
1296. Damn it, fine!Copy !req
1297. Traitors deserve death.Copy !req
1298. You okay, Wiz?Copy !req
1299. Kazuma-san!Copy !req
1300. The real battle starts now!Copy !req
1301. The pervert knight with the terrible attacks!Copy !req
1302. What's become of her?Copy !req
1303. You! Vanir, the Mind-Reading Demon!Copy !req
1304. We meet again, Verdia the Hero Slayer.Copy !req
1305. What's going on?
What are they planning to do?Copy !req
1306. Hey, look!Copy !req
1307. Megumin?Copy !req
1308. Yunyun?Copy !req
1309. Those two can't even use Teleport!Copy !req
1310. Could it be...Copy !req
1311. They intend to die.Copy !req
1312. What?Copy !req
1313. My daughter... You can't die, Megumin!Copy !req
1314. Megumin! Yunyun!Copy !req
1315. Everyone!Copy !req
1316. I need your help!Copy !req
1317. Blessing. Blessing. Blessing.Copy !req
1318. Blessing. Blessing. Blessing.Copy !req
1319. I've known you for a while now, Kazuma-san,Copy !req
1320. and you never run out of crazy ideas.Copy !req
1321. It'll be fine.Copy !req
1322. I've got a goddess on my side, right?Copy !req
1323. Give me all you've got, partner!Copy !req
1324. Leave it to me!Copy !req
1325. Is this...Copy !req
1326. She's a dark one...Copy !req
1327. But... twists like this are kind of my thing.Copy !req
1328. Right! You understand our culture
pretty well, for an outsider!Copy !req
1329. Thank you!Copy !req
1330. Now, everyone, while Kazuma
and the others are buying time,Copy !req
1331. give me your magic power!Copy !req
1332. I'm sick of wasting my time with this villageCopy !req
1333. full of maniacs with nothing to show for it!Copy !req
1334. I've fought this entire time with my pride
as a general in the Devil King's army!Copy !req
1335. And my men, who admire me,
have fought loyally in my name!Copy !req
1336. But...Copy !req
1337. When I was on the verge of death,
I realized something!Copy !req
1338. That I was wrong!Copy !req
1339. Satisfaction and happiness
aren't the same thing!Copy !req
1340. No matter how hard I try, the only
people who notice are goblins!Copy !req
1341. Sylvia-sama! I love you!Copy !req
1342. I have relationships, but no love!Copy !req
1343. I've never wanted romance
as badly as I do now!Copy !req
1344. My life won't shine until
I finally have love in it!Copy !req
1345. You idiot!Copy !req
1346. That's not true.Copy !req
1347. Sylvia, from the moment I met you...Copy !req
1348. You were already shining!Copy !req
1349. N-No one's ever scolded
me like that before...Copy !req
1350. Sylvia.Copy !req
1351. I can't believe you...Copy !req
1352. I love you.Copy !req
1353. I love you.Copy !req
1354. I love you...Copy !req
1355. so much!Copy !req
1356. I love you!Copy !req
1357. The rest is up to you guys!Copy !req
1358. S-So much magic power!Copy !req
1359. Megumin-san, Yunyun-san,Copy !req
1360. it's all yours!Copy !req
1361. The magic power...Copy !req
1362. of everyone in the village!Copy !req
1363. This is crazy! I've never heard
of a gamble with worse odds!Copy !req
1364. Kazuma becoming Sylvia's weakness...
because she'll like him?Copy !req
1365. If only I knew advanced magic...Copy !req
1366. Megumin.Copy !req
1367. Kazuma-san has faith in your Explosion magic.Copy !req
1368. He wouldn't come up with a
plan like this if he didn't.Copy !req
1369. Megumin, have you lost
faith in Explosion magic?Copy !req
1370. Power... surging!Copy !req
1371. I am called Yunyun!Copy !req
1372. The foremost and greatest mage
among the Crimson Demons!Copy !req
1373. I am called Megumin!Copy !req
1374. The foremost and greatest mage
among the Crimson Demons!Copy !req
1375. Because Yunyun allowed me to pursue
Explosion magic on that day,Copy !req
1376. I became who I am now!Copy !req
1377. And because I had Megumin as my
rival, I became who I am now!Copy !req
1378. Light of Saber!Copy !req
1379. Let the storm blow! Let the flames roar!Copy !req
1380. Explosion magic is the stuff of dreams!Copy !req
1381. It is the ultimate magic that
turns the impossible possible!Copy !req
1382. Explosion!Copy !req
1383. Love!Copy !req
1384. A barrier?Copy !req
1385. Dreams!Copy !req
1386. Hope!Copy !req
1387. Don't give up, Megumin!Copy !req
1388. You can do it, Yunyun!Copy !req
1389. My students!Copy !req
1390. That magic can't take my life!Copy !req
1391. I'm moving forward! Into the future!Copy !req
1392. Sylvia.Copy !req
1393. Let's go...Copy !req
1394. Together!Copy !req
1395. I love you...Copy !req
1396. I love you!Copy !req
1397. Kazuma was able to bring down
the barrier in her heart!Copy !req
1398. Satou Kazuma... y-you... toyed with me,Copy !req
1399. but I still love you!Copy !req
1400. This... is... my popular phase!Copy !req
1401. And so, my popular phase came to an end.Copy !req
1402. If Aqua hadn't used Blessing to
buff my luck dozens of times over,Copy !req
1403. I would've probably been blasted
beyond even smithereens.Copy !req
1404. Even with my higher than average luck stat,Copy !req
1405. this was an incredibly risky move.Copy !req
1406. Welcome back, Kazuma-san.Copy !req
1407. I see. Sounds like you've been through hell.Copy !req
1408. But ain't that what adventuring's all about?Copy !req
1409. A toast to your adventure!Copy !req
1410. Let's all cheer for Kazuma!Copy !req
1411. Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!Copy !req
1412. Warriors deserve cheers every now and then.Copy !req
1413. There's no telling when my next
popular phase will kick in.Copy !req
1414. There we go!Copy !req
1415. It's perfect weather for a picnic today.Copy !req
1416. Man, yet another brutal adventure...Copy !req
1417. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1418. If I knew advanced magic,
you wouldn't have died...Copy !req
1419. You've got that right.Copy !req
1420. The whole process is pretty unpleasant,
until you're fully revived.Copy !req
1421. Plus, the moment you die... hurts super bad.Copy !req
1422. What's wrong?Copy !req
1423. Can I ask you to do something terrible?Copy !req
1424. I want to be a mage who doesn't
get in the way from now on.Copy !req
1425. You want me to press the button
so you can learn advanced magic?Copy !req
1426. What happened to your talk about dreams?Copy !req
1427. It's time to wake up. I'll be sealing
my Explosion magic away.Copy !req
1428. The foremost mage among the Crimson Demons,Copy !req
1429. and the wielder of advanced magic!Copy !req
1430. From now on, that'll be my calling card.Copy !req
1431. Since I have higher magic potential
than Yunyun, with advanced magic,Copy !req
1432. I know I'll be number one
among the Crimson Demons!Copy !req
1433. I'm not going to let her take that title.Copy !req
1434. This is so dumb.Copy !req
1435. Here.Copy !req
1436. Thanks...Copy !req
1437. Well, let's get going.Copy !req
1438. Hey, Megumin. Light one up for me.Copy !req
1439. You haven't done your daily
Explosion today, right?Copy !req
1440. I can't believe you...Copy !req
1441. To ask me to use it as soon
as I decided to stop...Copy !req
1442. What are you thinking?Copy !req
1443. Very well!Copy !req
1444. This will be my final Explosion magic.Copy !req
1445. I'll make it one to remember!Copy !req
1446. Goodbye...Copy !req
1447. Explosion!Copy !req
1448. What the...Copy !req
1449. I am called Megumin!Copy !req
1450. Arch wizard and wielder of Explosion magic!Copy !req
1451. Axel's foremost mage,Copy !req
1452. and she who will one day
master Explosion magic!Copy !req
1453. Do I need a talented mage?Copy !req
1454. I've got one who can toy with and defeat the
Devil King's generals with a single Explosion.Copy !req
1455. If you know one who can do better
than that, I'd like to meet them.Copy !req
1456. Up you go.Copy !req
1457. Kazuma! Megumin! The tea's ready!Copy !req
1458. I'm gonna eat your lunches!Copy !req
1459. Isn't it just leftovers they gave us?Copy !req
1460. Well, I packed them for the picnic,
so now they're lunch!Copy !req
1461. Yeah, yeah...Copy !req
1462. That one gets 120 points!Copy !req