1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
20th CENTURY FOX
HOME ENTERTAINMENTCopy !req
2. KAY, WHERE ARE YOU?Copy !req
3. I'M IN HERE!Copy !req
4. HONESTLY, KAY,
IF I LIVE TO BE 100,Copy !req
5. I'LL NEVER
GET USED TOCopy !req
6. YOUR 365-DEGREE
TURNS!Copy !req
7. OH, THANKS
FOR COMING, MOTHER.Copy !req
8. YOU SURE YOU WANT TO
OPEN THIS PLACE AGAIN?Copy !req
9. POSITIVE.Copy !req
10. IT'S BEEN
FIVE YEARS.Copy !req
11. THREEYEARS!Copy !req
12. WHATEVER, IT'S
A BIG DECISION.Copy !req
13. IT COULD BE
QUITE A SHOCK.Copy !req
14. IT'S JUST
A HOUSE, MOTHER!Copy !req
15. IT'S MORE THAN THAT!Copy !req
16. IT'S A PART
OF YOUR LIFE!Copy !req
17. THAT PART
IS OVER WITH.Copy !req
18. YOU SUDDENLY DECIDECopy !req
19. AFTER
THIS WHAT'S-HIS-NAMECopy !req
20. HAS BEEN CHASING YOU
FOR TWO YEARSCopy !req
21. TO MARRY
THAT GRAVEDIGGER.Copy !req
22. WHAT'S-HIS-NAME IS RUPERT!
HE'S AN EGYPTOLOGIST!Copy !req
23. I DON'T CARE
WHAT HE SAYS HE IS.Copy !req
24. HE LOOKS IN THE GROUND
FOR DEAD PEOPLE.Copy !req
25. FOR GOD'S SAKE,Copy !req
26. BE CAREFUL WITH THIS!
WORK'S PRICELESS!Copy !req
27. WATCH
THAT CORNER.Copy !req
28. DOING FINE.Copy !req
29. I DO NOT
BELIEVE THIS.Copy !req
30. STUFF'S BEEN IN EGYPT
FOR 4,000 YEARS,Copy !req
31. IT ARRIVES THE WEEK
I'M SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED.Copy !req
32. COULDN'T HAVE BEEN
PLANNED BETTER.Copy !req
33. ARE YOU NERVOUS?Copy !req
34. SURE I AM.Copy !req
35. THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT
OF GETTING MARRIED,Copy !req
36. TO BE NERVOUS.Copy !req
37. I'M ALSO
VERY EXCITED, THOUGH.Copy !req
38. IN MY OFFICE.
AND THIS ONE, TOO, PLEASE.Copy !req
39. YOU GOT IT.Copy !req
40. ASK ME, YOU'RE MAKING
A BIG MISTAKE.Copy !req
41. MARRIAGE IS THE PITS.Copy !req
42. YOU WERE A PRIEST.Copy !req
43. IS THAT WHAT YOU
TOLD PEOPLE?Copy !req
44. NO, THAT'S WHAT
THEY USED TO TELL ME.Copy !req
45. KAY AND I
ARE VERY MUCH IN LOVE.Copy !req
46. WE'RE TWO INTELLIGENT,
COMPATIBLE ADULTS,Copy !req
47. WE LIKE
THE SAME THINGS—Copy !req
48. LIKING THE SAME THINGS
DOESN'T MATTER.Copy !req
49. WHAT MATTERS IS SPENDING
MONEY ON THE SAME THINGS.Copy !req
50. YOU PROBABLY WERE
A CYNICAL PRIEST.Copy !req
51. I GOT TO MEET KAY.Copy !req
52. THIS HOUSE, THIS MARRIAGE—Copy !req
53. I HOPE IT WON'T
END UP LIKE THOSE TURTLES.Copy !req
54. WHAT TURTLES?Copy !req
55. THOSE TURTLES
YOU'D ALWAYS CONVINCECopy !req
56. YOUR FATHER TO BUY YOU.Copy !req
57. THAT SAME IMPULSE
IS AT WORK.Copy !req
58. BUT WHO ENDED UP
FEEDING THEMCopy !req
59. THOSE SMELLY OLD FLIES?Copy !req
60. YOU DID.Copy !req
61. YES. YOU LOST
INTEREST RIGHT AWAY.Copy !req
62. YOU WON'T
FEED MY HUSBANDCopy !req
63. SMELLY OLD FLIES.Copy !req
64. I SHOULD HOPE NOT.Copy !req
65. AS HIS WIFE,
THAT'LL BE YOUR JOB.Copy !req
66. I'VE BEEN IN LIMBO
THREE YEARS,Copy !req
67. SINCE JOLLY DIED.Copy !req
68. I JUST WANT TO START
TO LIVE AGAIN.Copy !req
69. I KNOW, DARLING,
BUT WHY IN THIS HOUSE?Copy !req
70. BECAUSE IT'S MY HOUSE
AND I LOVE IT!Copy !req
71. WHAT DOES RUPERT
SAY TO THAT?Copy !req
72. I HAVEN'T TOLD HIM YET.Copy !req
73. WHAT?Copy !req
74. I HAVEN'T TOLD HIM YET,
BUT I WILL.Copy !req
75. I'M SURE WE'LL BOTH
LIVE HERE VERY HAPPILY.Copy !req
76. I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY, DEAR.
YOU KNOW THAT.Copy !req
77. IT'S JUST THAT,
AS YOUR MOTHER,Copy !req
78. I FEEL IT'S MY DUTY
TO POINT OUTCopy !req
79. ALL THE NEGATIVE ASPECTS
OF THE SITUATION.Copy !req
80. THANKS, MOTHER.Copy !req
81. NICE TRY.Copy !req
82. EMILY, HAVE YOU
SEEN JOLLY?Copy !req
83. HE GOT A CAB
RIGHT BEHIND MINE.Copy !req
84. HELLO? ANYBODY HOME?Copy !req
85. EMILY?Copy !req
86. HELLO? HELLO?Copy !req
87. EMILY! AHH!Copy !req
88. HI.Copy !req
89. HELLO.Copy !req
90. THANKS FOR COMING.
I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY.Copy !req
91. THE MAGAZINE
CAN LIVE WITHOUT MECopy !req
92. AN AFTERNOON.Copy !req
93. I BROUGHT
THE PROOFSCopy !req
94. OF YOUR
CHELSEA ARTICLE.Copy !req
95. DID YOU LIKE IT?Copy !req
96. YES.Copy !req
97. GOOD.Copy !req
98. I LOVE THIS PLACE.Copy !req
99. I'D FORGOTTEN
HOW ELEGANT IT WAS.Copy !req
100. HOW ELEGANT IT IS.Copy !req
101. IS.Copy !req
102. HI, EMILY.Copy !req
103. CHARLOTTE.Copy !req
104. CAN YOU BELIEVE
SHE'S DOING THIS?Copy !req
105. OH, THE DUST!Copy !req
106. SOOT. COUNTRY HAS DUST,
NEW YORK HAS SOOT.Copy !req
107. BRINGS BACK
SUCH MEMORIES.Copy !req
108. THIS ELEGANT ROOM!
OH, THIS WINDOW!Copy !req
109. IT LOOKS RIGHT
INTO THE GARDEN.Copy !req
110. SHAKESPEARE, WHAT'S
THE MATTER WITH YOU?Copy !req
111. THERE'S NOTHING THERE.Copy !req
112. I'D LIKE TO START BY THANKING
HAL PRINCE AND STEPHEN SONDHEIMCopy !req
113. FOR NOT PRODUCING A PLAY
ON BROADWAY THIS YEARCopy !req
114. AND, OF COURSE,
THE IMPLACABLE JENNY,Copy !req
115. STAGE MANAGERESS WITHOUT PEER.Copy !req
116. THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING,
INCLUDING HOLDING MY HAND,Copy !req
117. TELLING ME
MY ZIPPER WAS OPEN.Copy !req
118. FINALLY, THE ONE PERSONCopy !req
119. WITHOUT WHOM I COULDN'T HAVE
GOTTEN THROUGH ANY OF IT,Copy !req
120. MY DARLING KAY,Copy !req
121. THE NIGHT IS YOURS,
AND I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
122. WAS THIS ALWAYS HERE?Copy !req
123. WHAT?Copy !req
124. THIS WALL,
WAS IT ALWAYS HERE?Copy !req
125. YES, MOTHER,
IT WAS ALWAYS THERE.Copy !req
126. WELL, I DON'T
REMEMBER IT.Copy !req
127. IT WAS ALWAYS
KIND OF FLAT LIKE THATCopy !req
128. AND HELD THE BUILDING UP.Copy !req
129. IT'S GOING TO TAKE
SOME KIND OF WORKCopy !req
130. TO MAKE THIS PLACE
WHAT IT WAS.Copy !req
131. NO. IT'S NOT GOING TO BE
WHAT IT WAS.Copy !req
132. I'M GOING TO CHANGE
EVERYTHING, TOP TO BOTTOM—Copy !req
133. NEW WALLPAPER,
NEW FURNITURE—EVERYTHING!Copy !req
134. KAY?Copy !req
135. WHAT?Copy !req
136. ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
137. I'M FINE. I JUST HAVE TO
GET MY BEARINGS.Copy !req
138. COME ON, SHAKESPEARE.Copy !req
139. IT'S GREAT THAT SHE'S
DECIDED TO FACE THIS PLACE,Copy !req
140. TO START
DOING THINGS AGAIN.Copy !req
141. BUT WHY NOT START
WITH A SIMPLER HOBBY,Copy !req
142. LIKE NEEDLEPOINT
OR—OR ANALYSIS?Copy !req
143. JOLLY...Copy !req
144. IS RUPERT HERE YET?Copy !req
145. NO, NOT YET!Copy !req
146. HE SAID HE'D BE HERE
AT 4:00.Copy !req
147. HE'S PLAYING WITH
THOSE DEAD ARABS.Copy !req
148. MOTHER, THAT'S HIS JOB.Copy !req
149. PLEASE TRY TO BE
TOLERANT OF HIM.Copy !req
150. AH, HE'S SUCH A NERD.Copy !req
151. HE'S NOT A NERD.Copy !req
152. WHERE DID YOU
LEARN THAT WORD?Copy !req
153. IT CAME OUT WHEN I MET HIM,
JUST LIKE THAT.Copy !req
154. I LIKE RUPERT.Copy !req
155. YOUMARRY HIM.Copy !req
156. RUPERT IS A FINE MAN.
WE'RE GOING TO BE MARRIED.Copy !req
157. WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE FOUND
ANOTHER MAN LIKE JOLLY?Copy !req
158. MOTHER, PLEASE
DON'T START THIS AGAIN!Copy !req
159. HE WAS SO HANDSOME
AND—AND CHARMING AND—Copy !req
160. DEAD.Copy !req
161. AND HE LOVED THIS HOUSE.Copy !req
162. HE DID NOT, MOTHER.
HE HARDLY NOTICED IT.Copy !req
163. HOME TO JOLLY WAS
ROOM SERVICE IN ANY HOTELCopy !req
164. IN ANY TOWN
WITH A THEATER.Copy !req
165. CHARLOTTE, DO YOU THINK
WE MIGHT SCRAPE TOGETHERCopy !req
166. A CUP OF INSTANT COFFEE?Copy !req
167. WHY NOT?Copy !req
168. I DIDN'T HAVE
ANY LUNCH TODAY.Copy !req
169. I MEAN, EVEN
A STALE TEA BAG...Copy !req
170. OH, MY GOD!Copy !req
171. KAY! KAY!Copy !req
172. RUPERT!Copy !req
173. RUPERT, YOU'RE LATE.Copy !req
174. I KNOW. I'M SORRY.
MMM!Copy !req
175. YOU OK?Copy !req
176. OH, SURE.Copy !req
177. GOOD.Copy !req
178. SO...Copy !req
179. WHY DOES HE HATE ME?Copy !req
180. HE DOESN'T.
HE LIKES YOU!Copy !req
181. YEAH. I CAN TELL.
HE'S WAGGING HIS FANGS.Copy !req
182. HONEY...Copy !req
183. SO THIS IS THE PLACE?Copy !req
184. OH, IT'S JUST YOU.Copy !req
185. JUST ME.Copy !req
186. LOVELY HAT.
ARE BATTERIES INCLUDED, UH...Copy !req
187. HA HA HA!Copy !req
188. RUPERT!Copy !req
189. HEY, EMILY.
THIS PLACE IS FABULOUS!Copy !req
190. DO YOU LIKE IT?Copy !req
191. AH, WHO WOULDN'T?Copy !req
192. LOOK AT THIS BANISTER!Copy !req
193. WHAT?Copy !req
194. THAT'S SANTIAGO MAHOGANY,
IMPOSSIBLE TO FIND TODAY.Copy !req
195. CAN I GO UPSTAIRS?Copy !req
196. THIS MOLDING
IS INCREDIBLE!Copy !req
197. DID YOU TELL HIM?Copy !req
198. I WILL!Copy !req
199. GOD, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT IT WOULD COSTCopy !req
200. TO BUILD A PLACE
LIKE THIS TODAY?Copy !req
201. DO YOU LIKE IT?Copy !req
202. LIKE IT?
I LOVEIT!Copy !req
203. I LOVE IT ALMOST AS MUCH
AS I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
204. OH! OH!Copy !req
205. RUPERT, LET'S GET
MARRIED HERE.Copy !req
206. WH—HERE IN THE HOUSE?Copy !req
207. WHY NOT?
IT'S OUR HOUSE.Copy !req
208. ANOTHER SNAP
DECISION.Copy !req
209. I THINK IT'S
A FABULOUS IDEA.Copy !req
210. WHAT ABOUT THE CLUB?Copy !req
211. CANCEL.Copy !req
212. CAN'T. THEY WENT TO
ALL THIS TROUBLECopy !req
213. FITTING US IN
ON SHORT NOTICE.Copy !req
214. IT WOULD BE
A BEAUTIFUL PLACECopy !req
215. FOR A WEDDING.Copy !req
216. ABSOLUTELY PERFECT.Copy !req
217. WHAT DO YOU SAY?Copy !req
218. I THINK
IT'S IRRESPONSIBLE.Copy !req
219. LOOSEN UP!Copy !req
220. PLEASE.Copy !req
221. DO IT, RUPERT.Copy !req
222. WELL, OK.
WHY NOT? I GUESS.Copy !req
223. OH! OH!
THEN IT'S ALL SETTLED.Copy !req
224. I DON'T HAVE MY ADDRESS BOOK,
AND I NEED A TELEPHONE.Copy !req
225. I'LL NEED SOMETHING
DIFFERENT TO WEARCopy !req
226. IF IT'S GOING TO
BE HERE.Copy !req
227. MMM... YOU HAPPY?Copy !req
228. YES, I'M HAPPY.Copy !req
229. THIS IS YOUR MOTHER'S
GUEST LIST.Copy !req
230. WELL, I SEE, IN DEFERENCE
TO LIMITED SPACE,Copy !req
231. SHE'S AGREED TO LEAVE OUT
THE THIRD-WORLD NATIONS.Copy !req
232. WELL, MY MOTHER IS
A LITTLE EXCITED.Copy !req
233. IT'S MY FIRST
WEDDING, REMEMBER?Copy !req
234. THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU AND, UH...Copy !req
235. JOLLY.Copy !req
236. YOU AND JOLLY ELOPED.
THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
237. I HAVEN'T BEEN
IN THIS PLACE IN YEARS.Copy !req
238. IT'S GOOD
TO HAVE YOU ALONE.Copy !req
239. I—
HONEY, I—Copy !req
240. GO AHEAD.
NO, YOU.Copy !req
241. I JUST, UH...Copy !req
242. WELL, I WANTED TO
TALK TO YOUCopy !req
243. ABOUT SOMETHING. UH—Copy !req
244. ME, TOO.Copy !req
245. WELL, GO AHEAD.Copy !req
246. I HAVE A QUESTION
TO ASK.Copy !req
247. KAY? KAY VILLANO!Copy !req
248. MICHAEL! MICHAEL! OH!Copy !req
249. LOOK AT YOU!Copy !req
250. LOOK AT YOU!
OH, YOU LOOK WONDERFUL!Copy !req
251. YOU LOOK TERRIFIC!Copy !req
252. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
253. I JUST GOT
THE NEW PRINCE SHOW.Copy !req
254. THAT'S FABULOUS!
I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU!Copy !req
255. MMM!Copy !req
256. I'LL CALL YOU
WHEN I GET BACK.Copy !req
257. WE'LL HAVE LUNCH.Copy !req
258. OK. YES.Copy !req
259. SCUSA! CIAO!Copy !req
260. BYE.Copy !req
261. THAT GUY...Copy !req
262. HA HA HA!Copy !req
263. WHO'S THAT?Copy !req
264. MICHAEL MENSINGER,
FABULOUS DANCER.Copy !req
265. YOU'LL JUST LOVE HIM.Copy !req
266. NO DOUBT.Copy !req
267. ANYWAY,
I WAS SAYING BEFORE, UH...Copy !req
268. THAT I'M JUST
A LITTLE—LITTLE SCARED—Copy !req
269. OH, RUPERT.Copy !req
270. NO, NO.
ABOUT, UH—Copy !req
271. KAY? IS THAT
YOU, HONEY?Copy !req
272. OH! KAY!Copy !req
273. MARK! MARK!
OH, GOSH!Copy !req
274. KAY, OH! MMM!Copy !req
275. HOW ARE YOU?
IT'S BEEN THREE YEARS!Copy !req
276. OLD FRIENDS.Copy !req
277. YOU LOOK BETTER
THAN EVER.Copy !req
278. THANK YOU.Copy !req
279. LET'S SNEAK OUTCopy !req
280. AND FIND A QUIET
RESTAURANT.Copy !req
281. AHEM! SHE'S ENGAGED.Copy !req
282. WELL,
WE'LL FIND OURSELVESCopy !req
283. A LOUD RESTAURANT.Copy !req
284. YOU COME, TOO.Copy !req
285. AHH...Copy !req
286. UM, KAY, I GOT
A SHOW TO DO.Copy !req
287. OH. BYE.Copy !req
288. BYE. MMM...Copy !req
289. SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
290. BYE.Copy !req
291. MARK LEWIS,
JUST A WONDERFUL DANCER.Copy !req
292. YEAH? DON'T YOU KNOW
ANY BAD DANCERS?Copy !req
293. BESIDES ME, I MEAN.Copy !req
294. HONEY,
ARE YOU JEALOUS?Copy !req
295. JEALOUS, WHY? JUST BECAUSECopy !req
296. YOU'RE STANDING UP
IN A RESTAURANTCopy !req
297. MAKING OUT WITH STRANGERS?
DON'T BE SILLY!Copy !req
298. THEY'RE
NOT STRANGERS.Copy !req
299. WELL,
THEY ARE TO ME.Copy !req
300. YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
HA HA HA!Copy !req
301. MMM. THANKS.Copy !req
302. I'VE BEEN THINKING.Copy !req
303. WHAT?Copy !req
304. WOULD YOU LIKE TO
MOVE INTO THE HOUSE?Copy !req
305. AHEM! THAT HOUSE?Copy !req
306. YES, THAT HOUSE.Copy !req
307. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
308. YOU SAID
YOU LIKED IT.Copy !req
309. I KNOW, BUT I WAS—Copy !req
310. KAY!Copy !req
311. KAY!Copy !req
312. ROSCOE AND ROLAND,Copy !req
313. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
GEE! OH!Copy !req
314. I SUPPOSE
YOU'RE A DANCER, TOO?Copy !req
315. NO, I'M JUST EFFEMINATE.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
316. GIVE ME A HUG!Copy !req
317. ONE FROM YOU
AND YOU!Copy !req
318. OH, GEE!Copy !req
319. I LOVE SCALLOPS!Copy !req
320. YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY.Copy !req
321. YOU LOOK
TERRIFIC!Copy !req
322. THANK YOU.Copy !req
323. WE JUST GOT OFF THE ROAD—
SOPHISTICATED LADIES.Copy !req
324. NEW ACT TOGETHER.Copy !req
325. COME SEE IT.Copy !req
326. "ROSCOE AND ROLAND."Copy !req
327. ROSCOE AND ROLAND.
I WOULDN'T MISS IT!Copy !req
328. WE'LL LOOK FOR YOU.Copy !req
329. BYE.Copy !req
330. WOULD ANYONE ELSECopy !req
331. LIKE TO MAKE OUT
WITH MY FIANCEÉE?Copy !req
332. RUPERT, RUPERT,
RUPERT!Copy !req
333. LAST CALL!Copy !req
334. SIT DOWN AND
EAT YOUR SCALLOPS.Copy !req
335. KAY, WHY DIDN'T YOUCopy !req
336. INTRODUCE ME TO
ANY OF THEM? HMM?Copy !req
337. I WANTED TO.Copy !req
338. THEY JUST ALL
WENT BY SO FAST.Copy !req
339. OH.Copy !req
340. WHAT DO YOU THINK
ABOUT THE HOUSE?Copy !req
341. THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT I MEAN.Copy !req
342. PART OF YOUR LIFE
I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT, KAY.Copy !req
343. I KNOW NOTHING
ABOUT YOURS.Copy !req
344. BUT IT'S BORING.
IT DOESN'T SCARE YOU.Copy !req
345. I THINK,
IN A HEALTHY MARRIAGE,Copy !req
346. FEAR SHOULD BE EQUAL.Copy !req
347. YOU DON'T WANT TO
MOVE INTO THE HOUSE.Copy !req
348. WELL, DO YOU?Copy !req
349. YES, I DO!Copy !req
350. YOU COULD HAVE
THE THIRD FLOORCopy !req
351. AND REHEARSAL HALL
FOR YOUR RESEARCH.Copy !req
352. I COULD HAVECopy !req
353. THE SECOND FLOOR
AND STUDYCopy !req
354. FOR A WORK AREA,Copy !req
355. AND I COULD WRITE
MORE ARTICLESCopy !req
356. FOR
EMILY'S MAGAZINE.Copy !req
357. IT'LL BE FIXED
TOP TO BOTTOM.Copy !req
358. IT'S BEAUTIFUL—Copy !req
359. YOU'VE BEEN THINKING
ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
360. YES, I'VE BEEN
THINKING ABOUT THIS.Copy !req
361. AND YOU REALLY
HAVE YOUR HEART SET ON IT?Copy !req
362. YES, I DO.
I REALLY DO.Copy !req
363. OK. FINE.Copy !req
364. OH, I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
365. IT'S FINE.Copy !req
366. JUST DOWN ONE MORE STEP.Copy !req
367. STEP BEHIND YOU.
OK.Copy !req
368. COME ON, SHAKESPEARE.Copy !req
369. COME ON. WAIT.
LET ME GET OUT OF THE WAY.Copy !req
370. COME ON.
THAT'S A BOY.Copy !req
371. KAY! KAY!Copy !req
372. YOUR MOTHERCopy !req
373. IS DRIVING ME
MAD, KAY.Copy !req
374. PRETEND SHE'S YOUR
OWN MOTHER AND IGNORE HER.Copy !req
375. YOU'RE DOING
A WONDERFUL JOB, BILLY.Copy !req
376. COULD YOU PUT THE DOG
IN THE KITCHEN, PLEASE?Copy !req
377. THERE YOU GO.
THANKS A LOT.Copy !req
378. WHOOPS! WAIT A SECOND.Copy !req
379. OK. THERE YOU GO. OK.Copy !req
380. KAY!Copy !req
381. HELLO, MOTHER.
I'LL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE!Copy !req
382. YES, BUT—Copy !req
383. ALL RIGHT.
COME ON.Copy !req
384. YOU GOT IT?
LET'S GO!Copy !req
385. OK.Copy !req
386. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
387. SORRY.Copy !req
388. UH...Copy !req
389. YOU GOT IT?Copy !req
390. I GOT IT.Copy !req
391. OK. LET'S GO.Copy !req
392. MOVE, WILL YOU?Copy !req
393. WHEW!Copy !req
394. HI, SHAKESPEARE.Copy !req
395. AHH...Copy !req
396. AHH! AH AH!Copy !req
397. HA HA HA!Copy !req
398. IT'S AN ILLUSION, BOY,
IT'S JUST AN ILLUSION.Copy !req
399. EMILY WARNED ME.
SHE SAID TO ME—Copy !req
400. SHE SAID THIS WOULD HAPPEN.Copy !req
401. SHE SAID, IF I MOVED BACK
IN THE HOUSE,Copy !req
402. CERTAIN MEMORIES
WOULD COME BACK.Copy !req
403. IF I FACE THEM...
IF I FACE THEM...Copy !req
404. IT WILL GO AWAY.Copy !req
405. I WILL OPEN MY EYES NOW,Copy !req
406. AND THIS PARTICULAR ILLUSION
WILL BE GONE.Copy !req
407. WHOO... WHOO... HA HA!Copy !req
408. EH? NOT BAD
FOR A DEAD MAN.Copy !req
409. WELL, AREN'T YOU
GOING TO SAY HELLO?Copy !req
410. YOU'RE NOT HERE.Copy !req
411. YES, I AM.Copy !req
412. NO. YOU'RE DEAD.Copy !req
413. WELL, I CAN'T
ARGUE WITH THAT.Copy !req
414. YOU'RE NOT HERE.
HE'S NOT HERE.Copy !req
415. YOU'RE DEAD BECAUSE
I'VE BEEN A WIDOW THREE YEARS.Copy !req
416. EVERYBODY SAW
YOUR BODY DOWNSTAIRS!Copy !req
417. EVERYBODY SAW IT!Copy !req
418. WAS THAT PROFILE
OR FULL-FACE?Copy !req
419. OH, I SHOULD HAVE
LISTENED TO MY MOTHER!Copy !req
420. I SHOULDN'T HAVE
RUSHED INTO THIS!Copy !req
421. I'M HERE TWO DAYS,
AND I'M INSANE!Copy !req
422. ALL RIGHT, NOW.Copy !req
423. JUST—JUST CALM
DOWN, OK?Copy !req
424. OK.Copy !req
425. OK?Copy !req
426. OK.Copy !req
427. IT'S NOT SO
COMPLICATED.Copy !req
428. OH, IT'S REALLY
VERY SIMPLE.Copy !req
429. LET ME EXPLAIN.Copy !req
430. PLEASE DO. FAST.Copy !req
431. I'M, UH, I'M WHAT
YOU MIGHT CALL A, UH...Copy !req
432. A GHOST.Copy !req
433. OH.Copy !req
434. WELL, THAT... CLEARS
IT ALL... UP.Copy !req
435. LISTEN, CALM DOWN.Copy !req
436. TALKING TO MY DEAD HUSBAND
HAPPENS TO UPSET ME!Copy !req
437. YOU ALWAYS
GOT MAD LIKE THIS.Copy !req
438. I HARDLY EVER
GOT MAD!Copy !req
439. HOW ABOUT THE CAR?Copy !req
440. HE BRINGS UP THE CAR.Copy !req
441. THEN YOU THROW
SOMETHING AT ME.Copy !req
442. I'M GONNA THROW
THIS BOOK AT YOU. OH!Copy !req
443. JOLLY?Copy !req
444. THAT'S ME.Copy !req
445. WHY ARE YOU HERE?Copy !req
446. I LIVE HERE.Copy !req
447. OH.Copy !req
448. YOU?Copy !req
449. WE'RE MOVING
BACK IN.Copy !req
450. WE?Copy !req
451. MY FIANCEÉ AND I.Copy !req
452. OH. TERRIFIC.
THAT'S FANTASTIC.Copy !req
453. WE CAN PROBABLY
SHARE UTILITIES.Copy !req
454. I WILL INSIST ON
MY OWN PHONE, THOUGH.Copy !req
455. DO SOMETHING.Copy !req
456. EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
457. MAKE A LAMP MOVE
OR SOMETHING DISAPPEAR.Copy !req
458. OH, NO.
I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT.Copy !req
459. NO CHEAP TRICKS,
CONJURE A RABBIT,Copy !req
460. STUFF LIKE THAT.Copy !req
461. I'M A MENTAL IMAGE,
NOT A PHYSICAL ONE. SEE?Copy !req
462. Oh, I see, I see.Copy !req
463. Jolly...Copy !req
464. Yeah?Copy !req
465. Whaa...Copy !req
466. Whaa?Copy !req
467. What are you
doing here?Copy !req
468. I DIED HERE.Copy !req
469. Ohh. And your spirit
is trying to get out.Copy !req
470. WITH NEW YORK RENTS?
YOU MUST BE MAD.Copy !req
471. OH, JOLLY!Copy !req
472. HOW LONG ARE YOU
PLANNING ON STAYING?Copy !req
473. HERE?Copy !req
474. I MEAN, ARE YOU
GOING TO—I MEAN...Copy !req
475. OH, YOU MEAN
THE WEEKEND.Copy !req
476. THE WEDDING.Copy !req
477. I WOULDN'T
MISS THATCopy !req
478. FOR THE WORLD,
DARLING.Copy !req
479. OH, GOOD.Copy !req
480. YOU LOOK SENSATIONAL.Copy !req
481. THANKS.Copy !req
482. SO DO YOU.Copy !req
483. YEAH?Copy !req
484. KAY? ARE YOU HERE?Copy !req
485. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
486. OH, YOU'VE GOT TO
BE QUIET. SHH.Copy !req
487. WE'VE GOT TO
HIDE YOU.Copy !req
488. SIT IN THE CHAIR!
SIT IN THE CHAIR!Copy !req
489. BUT, LISTEN, KAY—Copy !req
490. SHH! SHH!Copy !req
491. KAY, I HAVE A FEELING
YOU'RE NOT LISTENING.Copy !req
492. THERE YOU ARE.Copy !req
493. HELLO, MOTHER.Copy !req
494. EVERYTHING HERE GOES—
ALL THIS FURNITURE.Copy !req
495. RIGHT.Copy !req
496. THE NEW TABLES
GO AGAINST THE WALL HERE?Copy !req
497. YES. SO TAKE IT
ALL OUT.Copy !req
498. RIGHT. EVERYTHING GOES.
EXCEPT THAT CHAIR.Copy !req
499. YOU'RE KEEPING
THATCHAIR?Copy !req
500. THAT RATTY
OLD CHAIR?Copy !req
501. YES, I AM.Copy !req
502. DON'T BE SILLY, KAY.
LOOK, TAKE IT AWAY.Copy !req
503. DON'T...Copy !req
504. TOUCH...Copy !req
505. THAT...Copy !req
506. CHAIR!Copy !req
507. REALLY, KAY.Copy !req
508. IT HAS GREAT
SENTIMENTAL VALUE.Copy !req
509. IT DOES?Copy !req
510. WHAT SENTIMENTAL VALUE?Copy !req
511. WHAT SENTIMENTAL VALUE
DOES IT HAVE?Copy !req
512. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT
SENTIMENTAL VALUE IT HAS.Copy !req
513. MY FIANCEÉ...
WAS BORN IN IT.Copy !req
514. WHAT?Copy !req
515. RUPERT? MY FIANCEÉ?Copy !req
516. HE WAS BORN
IN THAT CHAIR.Copy !req
517. HOW STRANGE.Copy !req
518. RUPERT NEVER LIVED
IN THIS HOUSE.Copy !req
519. WELL, OF COURSE
HE DIDN'T.Copy !req
520. I KNOW THAT.Copy !req
521. IT COMES FROM
HIS MOTHER'S HOUSE.Copy !req
522. HE WAS BORN
VERY NEAR HERE.Copy !req
523. OH, YES, IT'S A LOVELY
FAMILY TRADITION.Copy !req
524. THEY WERE ALL
BORN IN CHAIRS.Copy !req
525. CAN YOU IMAGINE?Copy !req
526. HIS MOTHER
SITTING THERE,Copy !req
527. KNITTING, LISTENING
TO THE RADIO,Copy !req
528. AND PRESTO!Copy !req
529. OUT POPPED
MY FIANCEÉ.Copy !req
530. WELL, OF COURSE,Copy !req
531. HE WAS MUCH
YOUNGER THEN.Copy !req
532. SHAKESPEARE, NO!
NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
533. SHAKESPEARE,
NO! NO!Copy !req
534. OH, GOD! OH, GOD!
OH, GOD! MOTHER.Copy !req
535. THERE YOU ARE.
THERE YOU ARE.Copy !req
536. THAT'S MY FIRST
HUSBAND.Copy !req
537. YES, THERE HE IS,
GOD BLESS HIM.Copy !req
538. HE DIED
THREE YEARS AGO.Copy !req
539. YOU THINK
HE'S CHANGED?Copy !req
540. CHANGED? NO.Copy !req
541. SAY SOMETHING
TO HIM.Copy !req
542. I BEG YOUR PARDON?Copy !req
543. GO AHEAD, SAY
SOMETHING TO HIM.Copy !req
544. HE TALKS.Copy !req
545. HE, UM, HE TALKS?Copy !req
546. OH, YES, MOTHER,
HE TALKS.Copy !req
547. SO YOU MIGHT
AS WELLCopy !req
548. SAY SOMETHING
TO HIM.Copy !req
549. HELLO.
HOW DO YOU DO?Copy !req
550. STUPID, YOU GOT
BRAIN DAMAGECopy !req
551. OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
552. YOU'RE TALKING
TO A PICTURE.Copy !req
553. NO, NO, NO! NOT HIM.Copy !req
554. HIM.Copy !req
555. WHO?Copy !req
556. THEY CAN'T SEE
OR HEAR ME.Copy !req
557. OH.Copy !req
558. HE DIDN'T
SAY NOTHIN'.Copy !req
559. HA HA HA!Copy !req
560. WELL, OF COURSE NOT,
YOU BIG SILLY.Copy !req
561. IT'S JUST
A PICTURE.Copy !req
562. CAN'T YOU TAKE
A JOKE?Copy !req
563. EVERYTHING OUT!Copy !req
564. THE CHAIR, TOO?Copy !req
565. THE CHAIR,
TOO.Copy !req
566. LADY,
ARE YOU SURE?Copy !req
567. I'M SURE.Copy !req
568. WHAT ABOUT ITS
SENTIMENTAL VALUE?Copy !req
569. OH, MOTHER.Copy !req
570. JUST BECAUSE
SOMEONE IS BORNCopy !req
571. IN A CHAIR.Copy !req
572. BIG DEAL.Copy !req
573. I BET SOMEONECopy !req
574. WAS BORN IN ALL
THESE CHAIRS.Copy !req
575. GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART.Copy !req
576. MUSH! MUSH!Copy !req
577. DARLING,
YOU'D BETTER LIE DOWN.Copy !req
578. THAT'S
A GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
579. BILLY, I'M CONVINCEDCopy !req
580. THEY'VE HUNG
THE PAPER UPSIDE-DOWN.Copy !req
581. I'LL LEAVE YOU
AT THE MUSEUM.Copy !req
582. YOU CAN TALK TOCopy !req
583. ALL THE PICTURES
YOU WANT.Copy !req
584. READY, DEAR?
LET'S GO.Copy !req
585. I'M STARVING.Copy !req
586. I'LL MEET YOU
AT THE RESTAURANT LATER.Copy !req
587. I'D LIKE TO FINISH
A FEW THINGS HERE.Copy !req
588. OK. SEE YOU THERE.Copy !req
589. DON'T BE TOO LONG.Copy !req
590. I WON'T.Copy !req
591. HELLO. YOU'VE
REACHED THE HOMECopy !req
592. OF KAY
AND JOLLY VILLANO.Copy !req
593. AS YOU PROBABLY CAN TELL,
WE'RE NOT AT HOME.Copy !req
594. JOLLY.Copy !req
595. JOLLY?Copy !req
596. JOLLY?Copy !req
597. IF YOU AREHERE,Copy !req
598. AND I WASN'T DREAMING
BEFORE,Copy !req
599. THERE'S SOMETHING
I'VE GOT TO TELL YOU.Copy !req
600. I'VE BEEN THINKING.Copy !req
601. THIS ISN'T GOOD.Copy !req
602. IT'S NOT RIGHT FOR YOU
TO COME BACK NOW.Copy !req
603. THINGS ARE DIFFERENT.Copy !req
604. THERE ISN'T ROOM FOR YOU.Copy !req
605. WHAT WE HAD WAS NICE.Copy !req
606. IT WAS WONDERFUL.Copy !req
607. BUT I'M GETTING MARRIED,Copy !req
608. AND THINGS
JUST AREN'T THE SAME.Copy !req
609. I DON'T NEED YOU
ANYMORE, JOLLY.Copy !req
610. I DON'T BELIEVE
I'M DOING THIS.Copy !req
611. OH, I DON'T BELIEVE IT!Copy !req
612. SHAKESPEARE, COME ON!Copy !req
613. VEGETABLES,
VEGETABLES,Copy !req
614. VEGETABLES—Copy !req
615. FRESH AND RAW,
AND LOTS OF THEM.Copy !req
616. THAT'S THE KEY.Copy !req
617. JOLLY
CONVINCED MECopy !req
618. TO BECOME
A VEGETARIAN.Copy !req
619. EXCELLENT MEAL
AS ALWAYS, KAY.Copy !req
620. I SAW WHAT VEGETARIANISM
DID FOR JOLLY.Copy !req
621. WHAT A VIRILE MAN.Copy !req
622. JOLLY, JOLLY, JOLLY.Copy !req
623. THIS FELLOW HERECopy !req
624. SEEMS PRETTY
ROCK-HARD TO ME.Copy !req
625. UH, HONEY,
IS THAT CENTERED NOW?Copy !req
626. YES, DEAR.Copy !req
627. JOLLY WAS
SO CLEVER.Copy !req
628. HE USED TO
HAVE A MAXIMCopy !req
629. ABOUT EATING.Copy !req
630. I MEAN,
HE USED TO SAY,Copy !req
631. "I NEVER
EAT ANYTHINGCopy !req
632. WITH A FACE."Copy !req
633. THAT'S RIGHT!Copy !req
634. AS I REMEMBER,Copy !req
635. HE WAS CLEVER,
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
636. THIS IS A WONDERFUL
HOUSE FOR A WEDDING.Copy !req
637. I HAVE A MAXIM, TOO.Copy !req
638. LET'S HEAR YOURS.Copy !req
639. I NEVER EAT ANYTHING
THAT SPOKE FRENCH.Copy !req
640. I DON'T CARE HOW LONGCopy !req
641. A HOSTESS SLAVED
OVER A HOT STOVE,Copy !req
642. IF IT SPOKE FRENCH,
I WON'T TOUCH IT.Copy !req
643. HA HA. OH, RUPERT.Copy !req
644. IS IT STRAIGHT NOW?Copy !req
645. YES, DEAR.Copy !req
646. EDGAR'S MY FIFTH
HUSBAND.Copy !req
647. AND I MARRIED HER
TO THREE OF THEM.Copy !req
648. HE MADE
HIS FORTUNECopy !req
649. IN CONSTRUCTION.Copy !req
650. I LIKE TO DO THINGS MYSELF.
STILL THE BEST WAY.Copy !req
651. WHAT DID I DO
WITH THE NAIL?Copy !req
652. OH, NO.Copy !req
653. OH, NO!
OH, NO, NO!Copy !req
654. WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
655. THERE'S SPOTS
ON THESE GLASSES.Copy !req
656. I THINK YOU'RE WATCHING
TOO MUCH TV, KAY.Copy !req
657. THANK YOU, HONEY.Copy !req
658. JOLLY'S LAST SHOW
IS STILL RUNNING ON BROADWAY.Copy !req
659. IT'S THE NINTH
LONGEST-RUNNING SHOW IN HISTORY.Copy !req
660. OH, YOU'RE JUST
SAYING THAT TO BORE US.Copy !req
661. I WASN'T DREAMING.Copy !req
662. IT'S THE REAL THING.Copy !req
663. JOLLY...Copy !req
664. I'VE BEEN THINKING.Copy !req
665. THINKING?Copy !req
666. YEAH. YOU CAN'T
STAY HERE!Copy !req
667. WHY NOT?Copy !req
668. BECAUSE...Copy !req
669. BECAUSE.Copy !req
670. NO REASON AT ALL.Copy !req
671. BECAUSE I'M GETTING MARRIED
NEXT SATURDAY!Copy !req
672. WE'LL HAVE
A MEÉNAGE AÀ TROIS.Copy !req
673. DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.Copy !req
674. I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
675. DON'T SAY THAT!Copy !req
676. WHAT?Copy !req
677. DON'T SAY,
"I LOVE YOU."Copy !req
678. WHY NOT?Copy !req
679. DON'T SAY,
"I LOVE YOU"Copy !req
680. WITH DIRTY DISHES
IN YOUR HANDS.Copy !req
681. IT TAKES ALL THE ROMANCE
OUT OF IT.Copy !req
682. PUT THE DISHES DOWN FIRST...Copy !req
683. AND NOW SAY IT.Copy !req
684. I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
685. SEE HOW MUCH BETTER
THAT WAS?Copy !req
686. THIS IS GOING TO
BE LAUGHS.Copy !req
687. YOUR MOTHER KEEPS TALKING
ABOUT YOUR DEAD HUSBAND.Copy !req
688. SHE WAS FOND OF HIM.Copy !req
689. YES, AND SHE HAD
WONDERFUL TASTE.Copy !req
690. "JOLLY." HOW COULD
A GROWN MAN WALK AROUNDCopy !req
691. WITH A NAME SOUNDING LIKE
A BREAKFAST CEREAL?Copy !req
692. HA HA.Copy !req
693. YES, HE HAS
A CERTAIN CHARM.Copy !req
694. HE CERTAINLY DOES.Copy !req
695. BUT, UM,
HE'S NOT FOR YOU.Copy !req
696. NO?Copy !req
697. THEN WHO IS?Copy !req
698. ME.Copy !req
699. HANDSOME,Copy !req
700. CHARMING,Copy !req
701. DEBONAIR.Copy !req
702. AND DEAD?Copy !req
703. YOU WERE ALWAYS ONE
TO PICK OUTCopy !req
704. THOSE LITTLE
IMPERFECTIONSCopy !req
705. IN EVERYTHING.Copy !req
706. BUT I STILL LOVE YOU.Copy !req
707. I TOLD YOU
NOT TO SAY THAT.Copy !req
708. DOES, UH, HE SAY THAT?Copy !req
709. WHO?Copy !req
710. OH, OF COURSE!Copy !req
711. OF COURSE HE DOES.
ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
712. I MEAN, UH,
LIKE I SAY IT?Copy !req
713. WELL...Copy !req
714. NO.Copy !req
715. NO, NOT REALLY.Copy !req
716. YOU SAID IT
REAL GOOD SOMETIMES.Copy !req
717. JOLLY.Copy !req
718. OH, GOD. GO AWAY.Copy !req
719. RUPERT, DARLING,
LET'S START DISCUSSING PLANSCopy !req
720. FOR THE BIG EVENT.Copy !req
721. VERY GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
722. YOU'VE BECOME
VERY EFFICIENT,Copy !req
723. MY LOVE.Copy !req
724. I'D LIKE TO GET
THIS STRAIGHT.Copy !req
725. YOU DON'T
THINK IT'S STRAIGHT?Copy !req
726. NO, NOT YOU,
THE WEDDING.Copy !req
727. YOU'RE RIGHT.
IT'S NOT STRAIGHT.Copy !req
728. IT'S NOT EVERY DAY
THAT YOU GET MARRIED,Copy !req
729. ALTHOUGH IN YOUR CASE,
YOU COME VERY CLOSE.Copy !req
730. KAY AND JOLLY
ELOPED.Copy !req
731. I THINK
THAT WAS SMART.Copy !req
732. YEAH, SO DO I.Copy !req
733. IT WAS FUN.Copy !req
734. WHERE WAS IT?Copy !req
735. YES, TELL US
ALL ABOUT IT.Copy !req
736. ATLANTIC CITY.Copy !req
737. TELL THEM
ABOUT THE CHAPEL.Copy !req
738. PLEASE, TELL THEM.Copy !req
739. ALL RIGHT. WE WENT TOCopy !req
740. THE TACKIEST LITTLE
WEDDING CHAPEL.Copy !req
741. THE MINISTER'S WIFE
KEPT BURPINGCopy !req
742. THROUGHOUT
THE WHOLE CEREMONY.Copy !req
743. DON'T FORGET ABOUTCopy !req
744. THE MIDGET BELLBOY
AT THE HOTEL.Copy !req
745. YOU'VE HEARD THIS
BEFORE?Copy !req
746. YES, BUT
THE 12th TIMECopy !req
747. IS THE FUNNIEST.Copy !req
748. THERE WAS THIS MIDGET—
WELL, THIS VERY SHORT BELLHOP,Copy !req
749. AND HE SPENT
THE ENTIRE TIMECopy !req
750. LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
751. OH, THAT JOLLY.
HE WAS SO MUCH FUN.Copy !req
752. YEAH, I WAS.Copy !req
753. YES, YOU WERE—HE WAS.Copy !req
754. I'VE HAD ENOUGH
OF THIS.Copy !req
755. I'M SO GOD DAMN
SICK OF THIS JERK,Copy !req
756. AND I'VE NEVER EVEN
MET HIM!Copy !req
757. HE WASN'T BORN
IN A CHAIR.Copy !req
758. LOOK, I'M ALIVE.
HE'S DEAD AND GONE.Copy !req
759. DEAD BUT NOT GONE.Copy !req
760. NO, HE'S NOT GONE.
BUT I'LL GET RID OF HIM.Copy !req
761. RUPERT, DARLING,
WE WERE JUST TALKING.Copy !req
762. I WON'T BE
DEFEATED BY A GHOST.Copy !req
763. IF HE WERE HERE,
I WOULD CONFRONT HIM.Copy !req
764. HE'D PUNCH YOU
IN THE NOSE.Copy !req
765. YOU TELL HIM.Copy !req
766. IS THAT STRAIGHT?Copy !req
767. NO!
NO!Copy !req
768. KAY, I HAVE
ONE QUESTION FOR YOU.Copy !req
769. WHAT?Copy !req
770. AND I'D LIKE
THE ANSWER FINALLY.Copy !req
771. DO YOU WANT TO
LIVE HERECopy !req
772. WITH YOUR MOTHERCopy !req
773. AND YOUR DEAD
HUSBAND,Copy !req
774. OR DO YOU WANT
TO MARRY ME?Copy !req
775. I'D SAY...Copy !req
776. PLEASE KEEP
OUT OF THIS.Copy !req
777. I SHALL LEAVE THE ROOM.Copy !req
778. THAT'S GOOD IDEA.Copy !req
779. COME, MY LOVE.Copy !req
780. WHICH IS IT, KAY?Copy !req
781. DON'T BE TOO HASTY.Copy !req
782. WELL?Copy !req
783. I WANT TO MARRY YOU.
I LOVE YOU TO PIECES.Copy !req
784. I WANT TO LIVE HERE
HAPPILY EVER AFTER.Copy !req
785. THAT'S ALL
I WANTED TO HEAR.Copy !req
786. NOW LET'S GET THE DETAILSCopy !req
787. OF THE GOD DAMN WEDDING
STRAIGHTENED OUT!Copy !req
788. A MATCH
MADE IN HEAVEN.Copy !req
789. I'M GLAD
YOU'RE NOT ANGRY.Copy !req
790. NO, HONEY. REALLY,
IT WAS MY FAULT.Copy !req
791. IT'S GREAT MAKING LOVE
IN OUR ROOMCopy !req
792. FOR THE FIRST TIME.Copy !req
793. HONEY, DO YOU EVER
THINK OF ANYONE ELSECopy !req
794. WHEN YOU MAKE LOVE?Copy !req
795. HA. NO.Copy !req
796. NEVER?Copy !req
797. IMAGES POP INTO
MY HEAD SOMETIMES, BUT—Copy !req
798. LIKE WHO?Copy !req
799. IT'S DUMB, OK?
YOU'LL LAUGH AT ME.Copy !req
800. NO, I WON'T.
REALLY. TELL ME.Copy !req
801. GUY LOMBARDO.Copy !req
802. WHO?Copy !req
803. GUY LOMBARDO,
THE BAND LEADER.Copy !req
804. HA HA HA!Copy !req
805. YOU'RE LAUGHING.Copy !req
806. NO, I'M NOT.
NO, I'M NOT.Copy !req
807. I'M NOT LAUGHING.Copy !req
808. HMM HMM HMM!Copy !req
809. WHY?Copy !req
810. WELL, THE FIRST TIME
I EVER DID ITCopy !req
811. WAS AT THIS
NEW YEAR'S EVE PARTYCopy !req
812. AT MY PARENTS' HOUSE,Copy !req
813. AND THE CATERER'S
DAUGHTER SEDUCED ME.Copy !req
814. IT JUST SO HAPPENEDCopy !req
815. THAT THE TV WAS ON
AT THE TIME,Copy !req
816. AND AT THE CLIMACTIC
MOMENT,Copy !req
817. GUY LOMBARDO CAME ON.Copy !req
818. DOES HE THINK OF
THE ROYAL CANADIANS, TOO?Copy !req
819. DO YOU THINKCopy !req
820. OF THE ROYAL
CANADIANS, TOO?Copy !req
821. OH!Copy !req
822. AH!Copy !req
823. NO.Copy !req
824. NO.Copy !req
825. I'M NOT INTO
GROUP SEX.Copy !req
826. MMM. DO YOU EVER
THINK OF ANYONE?Copy !req
827. NO.Copy !req
828. JUST ASKING.Copy !req
829. HONEY.
NO, HONEY, I DON'T.Copy !req
830. UH, YOU BUSY?Copy !req
831. HONEY, RELAX, PLEASE.Copy !req
832. HONEY, RELAX.Copy !req
833. I AM RELAXED.Copy !req
834. WELL, THEN
UNCLENCH YOUR FISTS.Copy !req
835. BIG DEAL.
BIG DEAL.Copy !req
836. MMM.
MM.Copy !req
837. OOH, I LOVE YOU
SO MUCH.Copy !req
838. IS HE GOOD?Copy !req
839. YES.Copy !req
840. OH, YES.Copy !req
841. I MEAN, UH,
IS HE BETTER THAN ME?Copy !req
842. YES.Copy !req
843. OH, YES.Copy !req
844. I FIND THAT
HARD TO BELIEVE.Copy !req
845. AM I DISTURBING YOU?Copy !req
846. YES.Copy !req
847. I'LL JUST
SHUT OFF THE LIGHTS.Copy !req
848. OH, GOD,
LET ME DO IT.Copy !req
849. OK. CAN I WATCH?Copy !req
850. WHAT?Copy !req
851. OH. NO, HONEY,Copy !req
852. I WASN'T TALKING
TO YOU.Copy !req
853. I WAS JUSTCopy !req
854. JABBERING AWAY
IN ECSTASY.Copy !req
855. "JABBERING AWAY IN ECSTASY."
THAT'S GOOD.Copy !req
856. OH, KAY,Copy !req
857. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.Copy !req
858. I NEVER LIKED
THESE THINGS.Copy !req
859. ALL OF YOU.Copy !req
860. THESE UGLY THINGS.Copy !req
861. I LOVE YOUR SHOULDERS.Copy !req
862. WHERE DID WE GET THESE?Copy !req
863. AND YOUR BREASTS.Copy !req
864. THEY'RE
MY AUNT EDNA'S.Copy !req
865. WHAT?
WHAT?Copy !req
866. WHAT DID YOU SAY?Copy !req
867. NOTHING.Copy !req
868. I WAS JABBERING
AWAY AGAIN.Copy !req
869. IN ECSTASY.Copy !req
870. IN ECSTASY. RIGHT.Copy !req
871. THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY
WHEN YOU'RE IN ECSTASY?Copy !req
872. "THEY'RE MY AUNT EDNA'S"?Copy !req
873. HOW SHOULD I KNOW?Copy !req
874. I WANT TO HEAR YOU
AT THAT CLIMACTIC MOMENT.Copy !req
875. RUPERT, JUST
MAKE LOVE TO ME.Copy !req
876. I'M TRYING.Copy !req
877. OK. OK.Copy !req
878. OK.Copy !req
879. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
880. I'M CHECKING
FOR SIGNS OF LIFE.Copy !req
881. I SEE DILATION
OF THE PUPIL.Copy !req
882. YOU'RE ALIVE!Copy !req
883. GET YOUR FINGER
OUT OF MY EYE.Copy !req
884. I FINALLY GOT
A RESPONSE.Copy !req
885. RUPERT, THERE'S
SOMETHINGCopy !req
886. I'VE
GOT TO TELL YOU.Copy !req
887. I WANT TO
HEAR THIS.Copy !req
888. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
889. RUPERT, THERE'S
SOMEONE WATCHING US.Copy !req
890. THERE IS? WHERE?Copy !req
891. YOU CAN'T
SEE HIM.Copy !req
892. OH. I GET IT.Copy !req
893. YOU DO?Copy !req
894. THERE'S SOMEONE
BEHIND THE ARMOIRE.Copy !req
895. MAYBE GUY LOMBARDO.Copy !req
896. RUPERT,
LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
897. RUPERT, THAT'S NOT
WHAT I MEANT.Copy !req
898. WHAT THE HELL
DID YOU MEAN?Copy !req
899. RUPERT, I HAVECopy !req
900. SOMETHING TO
TELL YOU.Copy !req
901. IT WILL CHANGECopy !req
902. OUR ENTIRE
RELATIONSHIP.Copy !req
903. OH, GOD.Copy !req
904. ARE YOU LISTENING?Copy !req
905. I'M LISTENING.Copy !req
906. THERE'S A GHOST
IN THIS HOUSE.Copy !req
907. THERE'S A GHOST
RIGHT HERECopy !req
908. IN THIS ROOM
WITH US NOW.Copy !req
909. ARE YOU HAVING
YOUR PERIOD?Copy !req
910. NO, I'M NOT
HAVING MY PERIOD.Copy !req
911. WOMEN DON'T GO AROUND
SEEING GHOSTSCopy !req
912. WHEN THEY HAVE
THEIR PERIOD.Copy !req
913. THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WOULD EXPECTCopy !req
914. A MAN TO SAY.Copy !req
915. I AM A MAN, KAY.Copy !req
916. YOU DON'T HAVE TO
THINK LIKE ONE.Copy !req
917. I'M TRYING SO HARD!Copy !req
918. I KNOW. DARLING,
TRY THE RATIONAL APPROACH.Copy !req
919. HE ISA SCIENTIST.Copy !req
920. I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE THINKING,Copy !req
921. BUT PLEASE TRY
TO LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
922. I'M LISTENING, KAY.Copy !req
923. WHAT I'VE BEEN SEEING
FOR THE PAST FEW DAYSCopy !req
924. IS NOT A FIGMENT
OF MY IMAGINATION.Copy !req
925. IT IS NOT A MEMORY
OR AN ILLUSION.Copy !req
926. IT IS A REALCopy !req
927. AND SUBSTANTIAL
MANIFESTATIONCopy !req
928. OF A PERSON WHO IS
NO LONGER LIVING.Copy !req
929. OH, THAT'S GREAT.
THAT'S FANTASTIC, DARLING.Copy !req
930. THAT'S GOOD.Copy !req
931. THANKS.Copy !req
932. I THOUGHT
IT WAS VERY GOOD.Copy !req
933. RUPERT, WHAT
ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
934. I JUST SAIDCopy !req
935. I WAS IN CONTACT
WITH A GHOST.Copy !req
936. YES, YOU DID.Copy !req
937. A GHOST
THAT I KNOW.Copy !req
938. YES.Copy !req
939. A GHOST THAT IS
IN THIS ROOM.Copy !req
940. DON'T JUST
AGREE WITH ME!Copy !req
941. I'M NOT AGREEING WITH YOU.
I'M JUST SAYING YES.Copy !req
942. YOU THINK I'M CRAZY.Copy !req
943. YES.
NO.Copy !req
944. BE QUIET.Copy !req
945. WHAT?
WHAT?Copy !req
946. OH, YOU WERE TALKING
TO THE GHOST.Copy !req
947. RUPERT. RUPERT.Copy !req
948. RUPERT.Copy !req
949. RUPERT, I DID NOT
SEARCH HIM OUT.Copy !req
950. HONESTLY.
HE CONTACTED MECopy !req
951. WHEN I REOPENED
THE HOUSE.Copy !req
952. LET ME GUESS.
HE DID THIS WITH HIS FEET.Copy !req
953. I NEVER DID THAT.
THAT'S DISGUSTING.Copy !req
954. IT'S JOLLY.Copy !req
955. GOD HELP ME.Copy !req
956. EXPLAIN TO HIM
THAT I LIVE HERE.Copy !req
957. HE LIVES HERE.Copy !req
958. BECAUSE I DIED HERE.Copy !req
959. BECAUSE HE DIED
HERE.Copy !req
960. I'M TALKING
ABOUT A GHOST.Copy !req
961. RUPERT—Copy !req
962. A GHOST!Copy !req
963. CAN'T YOU
PROVE YOURSELF?Copy !req
964. WHAT?Copy !req
965. WHAT?Copy !req
966. I WAS TALKING
TO JOLLY.Copy !req
967. CAN'T YOU
MOVE A CHAIRCopy !req
968. OR MAKE A NOISE
OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
969. YES, ANYTHING.
A VASE. I'M NOT PICKY.Copy !req
970. DARLING, I TOLD YOU,
NO CHEAP TRICKS.Copy !req
971. NO CHEAP TRICKS.Copy !req
972. JOLLY, PLEASE DON'T
DO THIS TO ME.Copy !req
973. RUPERT!Copy !req
974. IF YOU DON'T
WANT TO MARRY ME,Copy !req
975. JUST SAY SO.Copy !req
976. IT ISN'T THAT.Copy !req
977. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
IT'S ONLY A MARRIAGE.Copy !req
978. YOU SHOULD
ASK YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
979. SHE GOES THROUGH THEM
LIKE KLEENEX.Copy !req
980. JOLLY, SAY SOMETHING!Copy !req
981. UH, DENISE
DEL FLORIO.Copy !req
982. WHAT?Copy !req
983. SAY IT QUICKLY.
DENISE DEL FLORIO.Copy !req
984. BYE, KAY.Copy !req
985. DENISE DEL FLORIO!Copy !req
986. HUH?Copy !req
987. WHAT DID YOU SAY?Copy !req
988. DENISE DEL FLORIO.Copy !req
989. WHY?Copy !req
990. JOLLY SAID TO SAY IT.Copy !req
991. WELL,
WHAT ABOUT HER?Copy !req
992. UH...Copy !req
993. NEW YEAR'S EVE!Copy !req
994. UM...Copy !req
995. CATERER'S DAUGHTER.Copy !req
996. THE CATERER'S DAUGHTER.Copy !req
997. NEW YEAR'S EVE.
THE CATERER'S DAUGHTER.Copy !req
998. SHE'S THE ONE, ISN'T SHE?
DENISE DEL FLORIO.Copy !req
999. HOW ELSE WOULD I HAVE
KNOWN HER NAMECopy !req
1000. EXCEPT THAT JOLLY TOLD ME?
THANKS, JOLLY.Copy !req
1001. ALL RIGHT, HON.Copy !req
1002. UH, LUCKY GUESS.Copy !req
1003. DENISE DEL FLORIO
IS A LUCKY GUESS?Copy !req
1004. NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!Copy !req
1005. MAYBE I SAID ITCopy !req
1006. IN MY SLEEP
OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
1007. SURE, IN BETWEEN
THE GUY LOMBARDOS.Copy !req
1008. MAYBE I DID, KAY.Copy !req
1009. GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
1010. HA HA!
BOY, THAT'S A NERD.Copy !req
1011. WELL, I GUESS I'VE SORT OF
COMPLICATED THINGS, HUH?Copy !req
1012. I GUESS SO.Copy !req
1013. I SHOULD GO.Copy !req
1014. YOU SHOULD GO AWAY
AND LEAVE ME ALONE.Copy !req
1015. FOREVER.Copy !req
1016. AND EVER!Copy !req
1017. THERE'S JUST NO ROOM
IN YOUR LIFE FOR ME NOW.Copy !req
1018. NONE!Copy !req
1019. OK, I'LL GO, THEN.Copy !req
1020. JOLLY?Copy !req
1021. JOLLY?Copy !req
1022. PLEASE DON'T GO.Copy !req
1023. 5, 6, 7, 8.Copy !req
1024. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?Copy !req
1025. RESEARCH.Copy !req
1026. DO YOU BELIEVE
IN GHOSTS?Copy !req
1027. DEPENDS.Copy !req
1028. MY FIANCEÉE
HAS A GHOST. HERE.Copy !req
1029. HER FIRST HUSBAND.Copy !req
1030. WE'RE ABOUT TO GET MARRIED.Copy !req
1031. SHE CONJURES UP THE GHOST
OF HER DEAD HUSBAND.Copy !req
1032. I BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
1033. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
1034. COME ON.
LET'S GO IN.Copy !req
1035. I GAVE BACK MY KEY.Copy !req
1036. WHAT KEY?
DON'T YOU REMEMBER?Copy !req
1037. BREAK IN?Copy !req
1038. TSK. TSK. BREAK IN.
SNEAK IN.Copy !req
1039. UM. RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
1040. HERE?Copy !req
1041. YES.
JUST KICK IT.Copy !req
1042. OH, YES.
I REMEMBER THIS.Copy !req
1043. JUST A—
JUST A LITTLE JAB.Copy !req
1044. THIS, UM, RUPERT,Copy !req
1045. DID YOU CHASE HIM
LIKE YOU CHASED ME?Copy !req
1046. LIKE I WHAT?Copy !req
1047. CHASED.Copy !req
1048. I'VE HAD WOMENCopy !req
1049. SET THEIR SIGHTS
ON ME BEFORE,Copy !req
1050. BUT YOU WERE
DESPERATE.Copy !req
1051. I WAS NOT DESPERATE.Copy !req
1052. I WAS... DETERMINED.Copy !req
1053. LITTLE HIGHER.Copy !req
1054. RUPERT CHASED ME.Copy !req
1055. WAS HE DETERMINED?Copy !req
1056. DESPERATE.Copy !req
1057. THIS, UH, FELLOW HERE.Copy !req
1058. YOU SURE YOU SHOULD
MARRY HIM?Copy !req
1059. OF COURSE I'M SURE.Copy !req
1060. I'M ALMOST SURE.Copy !req
1061. YOU CAN NEVER
REALLY BE SURECopy !req
1062. ABOUT A THING
LIKE THAT.Copy !req
1063. NO, I'M NOT SURE.Copy !req
1064. WHO THE HELL KNOWS?
WHY DO YOU ASK?Copy !req
1065. HER HUSBAND
WAS A FAMOUS...Copy !req
1066. BROADWAY CHOREOGRAPHER,Copy !req
1067. JOLLY VILLANO.Copy !req
1068. I ALWAYS WANTED
TO BE ABLE TO DANCE.Copy !req
1069. CAN YOU DANCE?Copy !req
1070. THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.Copy !req
1071. THAT'S DAMN GOOD.Copy !req
1072. WAIT. LET ME—
HOW DO YOU DO THAT?Copy !req
1073. DA BA DA BA DA.Copy !req
1074. DA BA DA BA DA.Copy !req
1075. DA BA DA BA DA.
HEY! THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
1076. OH, YEAH.
YOU LOOKING GOOD!Copy !req
1077. WHAT AM I
GOING TO DO, HENRY?Copy !req
1078. ABOUT WHAT?Copy !req
1079. ABOUT THE GHOST.Copy !req
1080. MAYBE THEY SHOULD
GET A DIVORCECopy !req
1081. LIKE
EVERYBODY ELSE.Copy !req
1082. THAT'S IT.Copy !req
1083. YOU'RE A GENIUS!
A DIVORCE!Copy !req
1084. THAT'S BRILLIANT.Copy !req
1085. A DIVORCE!
HA HA!Copy !req
1086. KEEP THE LEFT FOOT
MOVING!Copy !req
1087. DID YOU MISS ME?Copy !req
1088. OF COURSE I MISSED YOU.Copy !req
1089. I WAS MARRIED TO YOU
FOR SIX YEARS,Copy !req
1090. BUT I GOT OVER YOU.Copy !req
1091. YOU MAKE ME SOUND
LIKE A DISEASE.Copy !req
1092. YOU ARE.Copy !req
1093. AN INCURABLE ONE.Copy !req
1094. WHAT DID YOU DO
WHEN I DIED?Copy !req
1095. I BURIED YOU...Copy !req
1096. I THOUGHT.Copy !req
1097. WERE YOU SAD?Copy !req
1098. NO.
I WAS NEVER SAD.Copy !req
1099. IT'S FUNNY.Copy !req
1100. FIRST YOU'RE TOO BUSY—Copy !req
1101. TOO MANY THINGS TO DO,
TOO MANY DETAILS.Copy !req
1102. AND THEN I GUESS IT WASCopy !req
1103. LIKE THREE WEEKS LATER,
MAYBE A MONTH,Copy !req
1104. I WAS SITTING
IN THE STUDY,Copy !req
1105. AND I WAS READING
SOMETHING.Copy !req
1106. IT WAS SOMETHINGCopy !req
1107. I THOUGHT YOU'D
BE INTERESTED IN.Copy !req
1108. I GOT UP AND RAN TOWARDS
THE REHEARSAL HALL,Copy !req
1109. AND I STOPPED
ON THE STAIRS.Copy !req
1110. IT WASN'T UNTIL
THAT MINUTECopy !req
1111. THAT I REALIZEDCopy !req
1112. YOU WERE DEAD
AND WHAT THAT MEANT.Copy !req
1113. THEN, UH,
YOU WERE SAD.Copy !req
1114. NO, I WAS ANGRY.Copy !req
1115. ANGRY? AT WHAT?Copy !req
1116. AT YOU.Copy !req
1117. WHAT DID I DO?Copy !req
1118. YOU DIED!Copy !req
1119. YOU WENT AND DIED.Copy !req
1120. GOD, I HATED YOU
FOR THAT.Copy !req
1121. I HATED YOU FOR GOING OFF
AND LEAVING ME.Copy !req
1122. AND JUST WHEN I THOUGHT
I HAD YOU BEHIND ME,Copy !req
1123. YOU HAD TO SHOW UP
HERE AGAIN.Copy !req
1124. I DIDN'T WANT TO DIE.Copy !req
1125. WELL, I WOULDN'T
HAVE PUT IT PAST YOU.Copy !req
1126. YOU WERE ALWAYS
GRANDSTANDING FOR ATTENTION.Copy !req
1127. JOLLY.Copy !req
1128. SINCE YOU'VE MOVED BACK IN
HE'S APPEARED?Copy !req
1129. SINCE I REOPENED
THE HOUSE.Copy !req
1130. YOU AND RUPERT OUGHT
TO GET AWAY FOR A FEW DAYS.Copy !req
1131. I'LL ASK MY SHRINK
WHAT WE SHOULD DO.Copy !req
1132. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
1133. I DON'T NEED
A PSYCHIATRIST.Copy !req
1134. I'VE ACCEPTED HIM.Copy !req
1135. ACCEPTED WHO?Copy !req
1136. JOLLY.Copy !req
1137. I'M NOT ASKING SOMEONE
TO MAKE HIM DISAPPEAR.Copy !req
1138. THE PROBLEM IS
I CAN'T DECIDE.Copy !req
1139. WHAT?Copy !req
1140. BETWEEN THEM.Copy !req
1141. RUPERT OR JOLLY.Copy !req
1142. THEY HAVE CERTAIN
QUALITIES,Copy !req
1143. CERTAIN THINGS ABOUT
BOTH OF THEM I LIKE.Copy !req
1144. TOGETHER THEY MAKE
THE PERFECT MAN.Copy !req
1145. I HAVE TO CHOOSE.Copy !req
1146. KAY, LISTEN TO ME.
JOLLY IS DEAD.Copy !req
1147. OK, THAT'S ONE THING
IN RUPERT'S FAVOR.Copy !req
1148. HE'S ALIVE.Copy !req
1149. I WANT SOME ADVICE
ABOUT A DIVORCE.Copy !req
1150. TROUBLE
WITH YOUR WIFE?Copy !req
1151. NO, NO.
NO TROUBLE AT ALL.Copy !req
1152. IN FACT,
I'M NOT MARRIED.Copy !req
1153. I'M GETTING MARRIED
NEXT SATURDAY.Copy !req
1154. CONGRATULATIONS.Copy !req
1155. NO, THIS DIVORCE
IS FOR A FRIEND.Copy !req
1156. SOMEONE YOU KNOW?Copy !req
1157. VERY WELL.
MY FIANCEÉE, IN FACT.Copy !req
1158. THE ONE YOU'RE MARRYING
NEXT SATURDAY?Copy !req
1159. YES. I WANT HER
TO DIVORCE HER FIRST HUSBAND.Copy !req
1160. THAT'S GOOD THINKING.Copy !req
1161. IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME.Copy !req
1162. IT'S IMPORTANT
TO MOST PEOPLE.Copy !req
1163. I DON'T CARE
ABOUT THEM.Copy !req
1164. THIS MAY SEEM ODD TO YOU,Copy !req
1165. BUT IT'S A HYPOTHETICAL
DIVORCE I'M AFTER.Copy !req
1166. HYPOTHETICAL DIVORCE?Copy !req
1167. RIGHT. I WANT HER TO
DIVORCE HIM TO MAKE A POINT.Copy !req
1168. WHAT'S THE POINT?Copy !req
1169. WELL, YOU SEE, UH...Copy !req
1170. THERE'S AN ASPECT
TO THIS CASECopy !req
1171. YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T
COME ACROSS BEFORE.Copy !req
1172. LET ME ASSURE YOU
I HAVE COME ACROSSCopy !req
1173. EVERY CONCEIVABLE TWIST
TO A DIVORCE CASE.Copy !req
1174. HER FIRST HUSBAND'S DEAD.Copy !req
1175. I WAS WRONG.Copy !req
1176. I HAD NOT COME ACROSS
EVERYTHING.Copy !req
1177. INTERESTING TWIST.Copy !req
1178. OH.Copy !req
1179. LAWYERS!Copy !req
1180. GIVE GOOD MONEYCopy !req
1181. TO SIT THERE
AND LAUGH AT YOU,Copy !req
1182. TREAT YOU LIKE
YOU'RE CRAZY.Copy !req
1183. MY FIANCEÉECopy !req
1184. IS SEEING A GHOST.
I'VE HAD IT.Copy !req
1185. THEY WORK BY HEAT,
NOT BY PUSH.Copy !req
1186. I KNOW HOW THEY WORK.Copy !req
1187. YOU GOT NO BODY HEAT.Copy !req
1188. I HAVE PLENTY OF BODY HEAT.Copy !req
1189. JUST BECAUSE I'M NOT
A BROADWAY DANCER,Copy !req
1190. YOU THINK
I HAVE NO PASSION?Copy !req
1191. HERE'S SOME.Copy !req
1192. THERE. PASSION.
BODY HEAT.Copy !req
1193. LOOK AT MY FEET.Copy !req
1194. YOU MADE US A LOCAL.Copy !req
1195. GIVE ME A BREAK.Copy !req
1196. SO WHAT DID SHE
TELL YOUCopy !req
1197. ABOUT
THIS APPARITION?Copy !req
1198. JUST THAT HE'S HERE,
AND SHE'S CONFUSED.Copy !req
1199. TROUBLE ALREADY?Copy !req
1200. DON'T YOU HAVE
SOMETHING TO DO?Copy !req
1201. WITH MARRIAGE
AND THIS WHOLE NEW LIFE,Copy !req
1202. THIS IS A PIVOTAL TIME
FOR HER.Copy !req
1203. WHAT WE NEED
IS A PSYCHIATRIST.Copy !req
1204. PSYCHIATRIST? ALREADY?Copy !req
1205. YOU'RE REALLY
PUSHING THIS, AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
1206. LISTEN, I AM JUST
TRYING TO HELP.Copy !req
1207. LOOK, SHE NEEDS YOU
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
1208. NO, NO. LITTLE BOY,Copy !req
1209. WE MUSTN'T SIT
ON THE CHAIR.Copy !req
1210. DO YOU KNOW WHY?Copy !req
1211. BECAUSE THIS ISCopy !req
1212. A PRICELESS PIECE
OF FINE ARTCopy !req
1213. FROM ANOTHER MILLENNIUM.Copy !req
1214. YOU ARE A PIECECopy !req
1215. OF TEMPORARY
PLASMIC RUBBISHCopy !req
1216. TAKING UP SPACECopy !req
1217. ON THIS ALREADY
OVERCROWDED PLANET.Copy !req
1218. KENDALL, KEEP AN EYE OUT
FOR THIS SORT OF THING.Copy !req
1219. ARE YOU WITH SOMEONE?
LET'S FIND THEM.Copy !req
1220. RUPERT,
HERE'S HOW I SEE IT.Copy !req
1221. YOU REPRESENT REALITY.
HE REPRESENTS FANTASY,Copy !req
1222. BUT SHE NEEDS
YOUR REALITYCopy !req
1223. TO KEEP FROM GOING
OVER THE EDGE.Copy !req
1224. WHAT AM I GOING TO
DO ABOUT HIM?Copy !req
1225. OH,
A HIM ALREADY, HUH?Copy !req
1226. ACCEPT HIM.Copy !req
1227. BUST IS ASS.Copy !req
1228. MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS,
PLEASE.Copy !req
1229. YOU MEAN ACT AS IF
HE'S REALLY THERE?Copy !req
1230. EXACTLY.Copy !req
1231. I CAN'T DO THAT.Copy !req
1232. YOU LOVE HER,
DON'T YOU?Copy !req
1233. OF COURSE I LOVE HER.Copy !req
1234. WELL,
ALL RIGHT, THEN.Copy !req
1235. MUST HE
SIT IN FRONT?Copy !req
1236. I GET CARSICK IN BACK.Copy !req
1237. HE GETS CARSICK
IN BACK.Copy !req
1238. CARSICK, YEAH.Copy !req
1239. I FEEL LIKE YOUR CHAUFFEUR.Copy !req
1240. WE SHOULD BUY HIM
A CUTE LITTLE HAT.Copy !req
1241. WHAT'S SO FUNNY?Copy !req
1242. HE SAYS WE SHOULDCopy !req
1243. BUY YOU A CUTE
LITTLE HAT.Copy !req
1244. AH.Copy !req
1245. COME ON, RUPERT,
LOOSEN UP.Copy !req
1246. YOU SAID WE WERE
GOING TO HAVE FUN.Copy !req
1247. YOU'RE RIGHT.
THIS IS A NEW BEGINNING.Copy !req
1248. WE SHOULD GET
TO KNOW EACH OTHER.Copy !req
1249. I LOVE YOU...
BOTH.Copy !req
1250. THERE'S SO MUCH
I WANT TO ASK.Copy !req
1251. ME, TOO.Copy !req
1252. HIM, TOO.Copy !req
1253. I THINK
IT'S WONDERFULCopy !req
1254. HOW RUPERT'S
ACCEPTING ALL THIS.Copy !req
1255. I'M PRETTY WONDERFUL.Copy !req
1256. YES.Copy !req
1257. JOLLY THINKS SO.Copy !req
1258. TERRIFIC.
THAT SETTLES IT.Copy !req
1259. ALL THOSE IN FAVOR,
SAY "AYE."Copy !req
1260. AYE!
AYE!Copy !req
1261. AYE.Copy !req
1262. OH, UH, KAY.Copy !req
1263. TELL HIM
TO ACT NORMAL.Copy !req
1264. JOLLY SAYS
JUST ACT NORMAL.Copy !req
1265. ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
EXACTLY WHAT I INTEND.Copy !req
1266. FOR US THREE TO HAVE
A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP,Copy !req
1267. WE HAVE TO SAY
TO HELL WITH THE WORLD.Copy !req
1268. HOW MANY?Copy !req
1269. TWO.Copy !req
1270. THREE.Copy !req
1271. THAT'S RIGHT.
THREE.Copy !req
1272. REMEMBER,
TOTALLY NORMAL.Copy !req
1273. THANK YOU.Copy !req
1274. THANK YOU.Copy !req
1275. HEY, THIS IS FINE.Copy !req
1276. THANK YOU.Copy !req
1277. ONE FOR HIM, TOO,
PLEASE.Copy !req
1278. IS THIS TABLE OK?Copy !req
1279. WHAT DID HE SAY,
KAY?Copy !req
1280. IT'S FINE.Copy !req
1281. HE'S HAPPY.Copy !req
1282. I'LL BE BACK IN A MINUTE
TO TAKE YOUR ORDER.Copy !req
1283. RUPERT, WE HAVE TO
ACT CAREFULCopy !req
1284. AROUND
OTHER PEOPLE.Copy !req
1285. WHO'S ACTING?
ARE YOU ACTING?Copy !req
1286. YOU'RE NOT ACTING,
ARE YOU?Copy !req
1287. WE HAVE A GHOST
LIVING WITH US.Copy !req
1288. WE SHOULD TREAT HIM
LIKE ANYONE ELSE.Copy !req
1289. ARE YOU READY?Copy !req
1290. YES.
THE LADY WILL HAVE—Copy !req
1291. COFFEE.Copy !req
1292. IS THAT
ALL YOU WANT?Copy !req
1293. COFFEE.Copy !req
1294. AND YOU?Copy !req
1295. NOTHING, THANKS.Copy !req
1296. WHAT DID HE SAY?Copy !req
1297. HE SAID
HE'S NOT HUNGRY.Copy !req
1298. HE SAID
HE'S NOT HUNGRY!Copy !req
1299. IT'S ON ME.Copy !req
1300. HE GETS CARSICK EASILY,
SO HE SAT IN FRONT.Copy !req
1301. CHEESEBURGER.Copy !req
1302. WONDERFUL. AND I WILL HAVE
THE GRILLED CHEESE PLATE.Copy !req
1303. THAT'S RIGHT.Copy !req
1304. UH, TELL ME, HOW WOULD
HE LIKE HIS CHEESEBURGER?Copy !req
1305. MEDIUM RARE.Copy !req
1306. MEDIUM RARE.Copy !req
1307. HOLD THE ONIONS.Copy !req
1308. HOLD THE ONIONS.Copy !req
1309. THAT'LL BE FINE.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
1310. THAT WASN'T SO PAINFUL,
WAS IT?Copy !req
1311. SO TELL ME,Copy !req
1312. WHAT'S IT LIKE
BEING DEAD?Copy !req
1313. RUPERT, PEOPLE
ARE BEGINNING TO STARE.Copy !req
1314. MOM. MOM, THAT MAN'S
TALKING TO A CHAIR.Copy !req
1315. BILLY, IF HE WANTS
TO TALK TO A CHAIR,Copy !req
1316. THAT'S HIS PRIVILEGE.Copy !req
1317. BUT HE'S TALKING
TO A CHAIR.Copy !req
1318. YOUR MOTHER'S CORRECT.
IT'S MY PRIVILEGE.Copy !req
1319. MANY MEN HAVE DIED
HORRIBLE DEATHSCopy !req
1320. SO I COULD DO THIS.Copy !req
1321. SO TURN AROUND,Copy !req
1322. EAT YOUR FOOD,Copy !req
1323. AND THANK GOD WE LIVE
IN THIS WONDERFUL LAND.Copy !req
1324. GRILLED CHEESE HERE.Copy !req
1325. CHEESEBURGER THERE.Copy !req
1326. SO HOW ARE WE GOING
TO ARRANGE OUR TIME?Copy !req
1327. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
1328. THERE WILL BE TIMESCopy !req
1329. I'LL WANT TO BE
ALONE WITH YOU.Copy !req
1330. HIM, TOO, I'M SURE.Copy !req
1331. YOU KNOW, THERE'S, UH,Copy !req
1332. THERE'S SOMETHING
I'M ANXIOUS TO KNOW.Copy !req
1333. IS IT POSSIBLE
FOR HIM TO, UH,Copy !req
1334. BE FAMILIAR WITH YOU?Copy !req
1335. THAT MUST BE VERY DISAPPOINTING
FOR BOTH OF YOU.Copy !req
1336. LET'S GO.Copy !req
1337. WE HAVEN'T
EATEN OUR FOOD.Copy !req
1338. MMM.Copy !req
1339. OK.
NOW CAN WE GO?Copy !req
1340. THESE LITTLE THINGS
MUST BE IRONED OUT.Copy !req
1341. WRINKLES, HUH,
JOLLY OLD BOY?Copy !req
1342. HE'S STARTING
TO ANNOY ME.Copy !req
1343. YOU'RE STARTING
TO ANNOY JOLLY.Copy !req
1344. WHAT DID I SAY?Copy !req
1345. ISN'T
THIS BEAUTIFUL?Copy !req
1346. SMELL!Copy !req
1347. HAVE YOU TOLD JOLLY
THIS IS WHERE WE MET?Copy !req
1348. SHE TOLD ME.Copy !req
1349. I TOLD HIM.Copy !req
1350. HOW DID YOU
FIND THIS PLACE?Copy !req
1351. EMILY AND I
WERE ON A TRIP.Copy !req
1352. I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T
LIKE THE COUNTRY.Copy !req
1353. I LOVE THE COUNTRY!Copy !req
1354. IT WAS YOU THAT NEVER
LIKED THE COUNTRY.Copy !req
1355. I ALWAYS LOVED
THE COUNTRY.Copy !req
1356. YOU DID?Copy !req
1357. YES, I DID.Copy !req
1358. MAYBE I WAS SELF-CENTERED.Copy !req
1359. YES, YOU WERE.Copy !req
1360. I'VE CHANGED.Copy !req
1361. IT'S AMAZING HOW DEATH
CAN CHANGE A MAN.Copy !req
1362. OH, KAY, LET ME
LOOK AT YOU.Copy !req
1363. MRS. REILLY.Copy !req
1364. RUPERT SAYS YOU'RE
GETTING MARRIED.Copy !req
1365. AND TO THINK
YOU MET HERE.Copy !req
1366. OH, VIOLINS PLEASE.Copy !req
1367. THERE'S ANOTHERCopy !req
1368. YOUNG COUPLE
STAYING HERE,Copy !req
1369. THE NEWMANS,
ON THEIR HONEYMOON.Copy !req
1370. THERE THEY ARE.Copy !req
1371. THEY LOOK ADORABLE.Copy !req
1372. LET'S STICK THEM
ON A CAKE.Copy !req
1373. WILL YOU SHUT UP!Copy !req
1374. I BEG YOUR PARDON.Copy !req
1375. NOTHING.
PERHAPS YOU COULDCopy !req
1376. SHOW US TO OUR ROOM.Copy !req
1377. I'M REALLY EXHAUSTED.Copy !req
1378. OF COURSE, DEAR.Copy !req
1379. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
1380. YOU TWO AREN'T MAKING
THIS ANY EASIER FOR ME.Copy !req
1381. WELL, I'M HAVING FUN.Copy !req
1382. SO AM I.Copy !req
1383. I LOVE IT.Copy !req
1384. THIS IS RIDICULOUS,
EMILY.Copy !req
1385. I'M THROUGH
WITH THIS SILLY CHARADE.Copy !req
1386. IT MIGHT MAKE HER
SNAP OUT OF IT.Copy !req
1387. ME, TOO.Copy !req
1388. HOW LONG CAN I KEEP
ORDERING CHEESEBURGERSCopy !req
1389. FOR MY FIANCEÉE'S
DEAD HUSBAND?Copy !req
1390. YOU HAVE TO
BE PATIENT.Copy !req
1391. I'VE LOST MY PATIENCE.Copy !req
1392. I'VE COME UP
WITH MY OWN PLAN—Copy !req
1393. THE FIGHT FIRE
WITH FIRE APPROACH.Copy !req
1394. I DON'T LIKE THIS.Copy !req
1395. WHEN WE GET BACK,Copy !req
1396. THIS WILL BE
STRAIGHTENED OUT.Copy !req
1397. PROMISE ME YOU WON'T
DO ANYTHING RASH.Copy !req
1398. I WON'T DO ANYTHING
RASH. GOODBYE.Copy !req
1399. NIGHTCAP, SWEETIE?Copy !req
1400. LOVE IT.Copy !req
1401. MY GOD, IT CAN'T BE.Copy !req
1402. WHAT?Copy !req
1403. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
1404. WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
1405. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
1406. IT'S MONICA.Copy !req
1407. MONICA WHO?Copy !req
1408. SHE'S THERE.Copy !req
1409. IN THAT CHAIR.Copy !req
1410. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
1411. CAN'T YOU SEE HER?Copy !req
1412. NO.Copy !req
1413. KAY,
CAN YOU SEE HER?Copy !req
1414. NO.Copy !req
1415. SURELY YOU CAN SEE HER.Copy !req
1416. WAIT. YOU CAN'T SEE HER.Copy !req
1417. I CAN'T?Copy !req
1418. NO, I JUST REMEMBERED.
SHE'S DEAD.Copy !req
1419. WHO'S DEAD?Copy !req
1420. SHE IS.Copy !req
1421. MONICA.Copy !req
1422. AH.Copy !req
1423. IS SOMEBODY THERE?Copy !req
1424. I—I DON'T SEE ANYBODY.Copy !req
1425. HE DOESN'T
SEE ANYBODY.Copy !req
1426. WHO DOESN'T
SEE ANYBODY?Copy !req
1427. HE CAN'T SEE HER,
RUPERT.Copy !req
1428. I DON'T SEE HIM.Copy !req
1429. IT'S MONICA.Copy !req
1430. I THINK HE'S TRYING
TO MAKE A POINT.Copy !req
1431. SHE WAS THE FIRST
WOMAN I EVER LOVED,Copy !req
1432. AND SHE DIED.Copy !req
1433. OH!Copy !req
1434. I'M GONNA CRY.Copy !req
1435. JUST KEEP QUIET.Copy !req
1436. WE WERE ENGAGED.Copy !req
1437. WHY IS IT YOU NEVER
TOLD ME ABOUT HER?Copy !req
1438. I DIDN'T WANT
TO MAKE YOU JEALOUS.Copy !req
1439. WHAT?
WHAT?Copy !req
1440. SHE'S TALKING TO ME.Copy !req
1441. IT'S FAINT.
MONICA, TALK TO ME.Copy !req
1442. THERE WAS NEVER
ANYONE THERE.Copy !req
1443. DON'T STOP. I'M GETTING
TO LIKE THIS.Copy !req
1444. YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY
PERSON WITH GHOSTS.Copy !req
1445. NO, BUT I KNOW
THERE IS NO GHOST THERE.Copy !req
1446. WAIT. I THINK
I HEAR HER.Copy !req
1447. THIS ONE'S GREAT.Copy !req
1448. JOLLY CAN'T SEE HER!Copy !req
1449. WHO'S JOLLY?Copy !req
1450. HER DEAD HUSBAND.Copy !req
1451. REALLY?Copy !req
1452. IT'S LIKE
A BRONTE NOVEL.Copy !req
1453. IT'S LIKE A COMIC STRIP.Copy !req
1454. DON'T FADE!
MONICA, MY ASS!Copy !req
1455. DON'T TALK ABOUT
HER LIKE THAT.Copy !req
1456. LET'S STAY OUT.Copy !req
1457. LISTEN TO YOUR HUSBAND,
SWEETHEART.Copy !req
1458. QUIT THAT LAUGHING.Copy !req
1459. SOME NICE HOT TEACopy !req
1460. WOULD BE APPROPRIATE
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
1461. AH, YES. LOVELY.
LOVELY.Copy !req
1462. OH! I CAN SEECopy !req
1463. RIGHT THROUGH YOU,
BUSTER,Copy !req
1464. AND DON'T YOU
THINK I CAN'T!Copy !req
1465. YOU'RE MAKING HER UP
TO MAKE ME A FOOL.Copy !req
1466. YOU'RE NOT
MAKING HIM UP?Copy !req
1467. NO, I'M NOT!Copy !req
1468. NO, SHE'S NOT!Copy !req
1469. IT'S SIMPLE.
I'M A THREAT TO HIS EGO.Copy !req
1470. IT'S SIMPLE.Copy !req
1471. HE'S A THREAT
TO YOUR EGO.Copy !req
1472. EGO?Copy !req
1473. I HAD ONE OF THOSE.Copy !req
1474. THAT WAS BEFORE
I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU.Copy !req
1475. RUPERT. RUPERT,Copy !req
1476. I CAN'T TAKE
ANY MORE OF THIS.Copy !req
1477. YOU SHOULD
BELIEVE HIM.Copy !req
1478. STAY OUT OF THIS!Copy !req
1479. THIS MAY HAPPEN
TO US WHEN YOU DIE.Copy !req
1480. YOU SEE HOW SILLY
ALL THIS IS?Copy !req
1481. HE ADMITS THAT.Copy !req
1482. SHUT UP.
YOU'RE SO CLINICAL!Copy !req
1483. YOU NEVER DID
BELIEVE ME.Copy !req
1484. IT WAS ONE BIG JOKE.Copy !req
1485. NO JOKE.Copy !req
1486. HUMOR THE LADY.
THAT WAS THE IDEA.Copy !req
1487. AND KEEP YOU SANE.Copy !req
1488. WAIT. I THINK
I HEAR MONICA.Copy !req
1489. THERE IS NO MONICA,
YOU DUMB BITCH!Copy !req
1490. HE CALLED ME
A DUMB BITCH!Copy !req
1491. WELL, YOU ARE
A DUMB BITCH!Copy !req
1492. IF YOU'RE LIKE THIS,
THEY'LL LOCK YOU UP.Copy !req
1493. PISS OFF,
YOU POMPOUS ASS!Copy !req
1494. WHAT DID YOU
CALL ME?Copy !req
1495. YOU HEARD ME!Copy !req
1496. SOME NICE HOT TEA
FOR EVERYONE.Copy !req
1497. OH, SHOVE YOUR TEA!Copy !req
1498. I BEG YOUR PARDON?Copy !req
1499. I'D LOVE
SOME HOT TEA.Copy !req
1500. YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY!Copy !req
1501. IF YOU LOVED ME,
YOU'D TRY TO UNDERSTANDCopy !req
1502. INSTEAD OF TRYING
TO MAKE FUN OF ME!Copy !req
1503. I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU.Copy !req
1504. YOUR HUSBAND
IS DEAD AND GONE.Copy !req
1505. HE'S BORING ME.Copy !req
1506. YOU'RE TRYING
TO FIND SOME WAYCopy !req
1507. OF AVOIDING MAKING
A COMMITMENT TO MECopy !req
1508. BY USING
SOME DAMN CORPSE!Copy !req
1509. YOU'RE STARTING
TO ANNOY JOLLY.Copy !req
1510. DENISE DEL FLORIO.
SAY IT.Copy !req
1511. DENISE
DEL FLORIO.Copy !req
1512. DON'T BRING UPCopy !req
1513. DENISE DEL FLORIO AGAIN,
PLEASE.Copy !req
1514. HE DIDN'T
SLEEP WITH HER.Copy !req
1515. YOU DIDN'T
SLEEP WITH HER.Copy !req
1516. OH, I DIDN'T?Copy !req
1517. HE WAS WATCHING
GUY LOMBARDO.Copy !req
1518. YOU WERE WATCHING
GUY LOMBARDO.Copy !req
1519. GUY LOMBARDO. I KNOW HIM.
I KNOW GUY LOMBARDO.Copy !req
1520. HE FOUND HIS FATHER
IN BED WITH HER.Copy !req
1521. HOWEVER, YOU FOUND
YOUR FATHER IN BED W—Copy !req
1522. HE DID?Copy !req
1523. YOU DID?Copy !req
1524. YOUR FATHER WAS IN BED
WITH GUY LOMBARDO?Copy !req
1525. I NEVER TOLD
ANYONE THAT.Copy !req
1526. IT WON'T LEAVE HERE.Copy !req
1527. OH, RUPERT.
IS IT TRUE?Copy !req
1528. WELL, IT'S TRUE,
BUT I NEVER TOLD ANYONE.Copy !req
1529. THAT'S THE MOST TRAUMATIC
MOMENT OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
1530. YOU EAT LIKE
A DAMN HORSE!Copy !req
1531. YOUR FEET SMELL!Copy !req
1532. THEY DO NOT.
DO MY FEET SMELL?Copy !req
1533. IT'S TRUE.Copy !req
1534. JOLLY'S HERE.Copy !req
1535. CONGRATULATIONS,
RUPERT, OLD BOY.Copy !req
1536. NO MORE CRAP,
MISTER.Copy !req
1537. YOU HAVE A MOUTH
LIKE A SEWER!Copy !req
1538. I'M GOING BACK TO NEW YORK.Copy !req
1539. I'M GOING TO
TAKE THE CAR.Copy !req
1540. FINE.Copy !req
1541. YOU CAN TAKE A TAXI.Copy !req
1542. I'M GOING WITH HER.
TAKE A TAXI.Copy !req
1543. FROM CONNECTICUT?Copy !req
1544. YOU ARE CHEAP!Copy !req
1545. HONEY,
I'M GOING WITH YOU.Copy !req
1546. NO.Copy !req
1547. I DON'T WANT TO BE
WITH YOU EITHER,Copy !req
1548. WITH ANY MEN.Copy !req
1549. RIGHT ON, SISTER.Copy !req
1550. THIS IS RIDICULOUS!Copy !req
1551. I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS
IS HAPPENING!Copy !req
1552. SHE WAS TELLING
THE TRUTH.Copy !req
1553. JOLLY'S BEEN HERE
ALL ALONG.Copy !req
1554. OH, MY GOD.Copy !req
1555. ONE, PLEASE.Copy !req
1556. WITH EVERYTHING.Copy !req
1557. WANT A HOT DOG?Copy !req
1558. NO, THANKS.Copy !req
1559. DO YOU THINK
IT COULD BE THE DEVIL?Copy !req
1560. YOU'RE OPENING UP
A WHOLE NEW BALL OF WAX.Copy !req
1561. THAT'S DANGEROUS STUFF.Copy !req
1562. THE ONLY REASON I ASK IS
BECAUSE YOU WERE A PRIEST ONCE.Copy !req
1563. IS IT POSSIBLE
IT'S THE DEVIL?Copy !req
1564. THAT'S A WORLDCopy !req
1565. I DON'T WANT
TO GET INTO.Copy !req
1566. YOU MUST THINK
I'M CRAZY, RIGHT?Copy !req
1567. NOT CRAZY, YOU'RE
JUST TOO INQUISITIVE.Copy !req
1568. IT'S PRIVATE STUFF.Copy !req
1569. YOU DO BELIEVE ME,
THEN?Copy !req
1570. I DON'T KNOW,
DR. BAINES.Copy !req
1571. RUPERT.Copy !req
1572. RUPERT. IT DOES EXIST.Copy !req
1573. IT'S CALLED
BY MANY DIFFERENT NAMES.Copy !req
1574. BARTENDER, ANOTHER ONE.Copy !req
1575. LET ME PAY
FOR THAT.Copy !req
1576. MAKE IT A DOUBLE.Copy !req
1577. THEY CALL IT LUCIFER.
THEY CALL IT EVIL,Copy !req
1578. THE DEMON, EL DIABLO.Copy !req
1579. JOLLY?Copy !req
1580. WHAT?Copy !req
1581. THAT'S WHAT
THIS SPIRIT IS CALLED.Copy !req
1582. A DEMON IS CALLED
JOLLY?Copy !req
1583. CAN YOU HANDLE IT?Copy !req
1584. I DON'T KNOW,
DR. BAINES.Copy !req
1585. YOU SEE, MY POWERS,
MY TOUCH...Copy !req
1586. TECHNICALLY,
YOU ALWAYS HAVE IT—Copy !req
1587. ONCE A PRIEST,
ALWAYS A PRIEST—Copy !req
1588. BUT THEY CAN
GO ON YOU.Copy !req
1589. IT'S LIKE
A GOOD FAST BALL.Copy !req
1590. ONE SEASON YOU'VE GOT IT.
THE NEXT, IT'S GONE.Copy !req
1591. THERE'S NO GUARANTEE.Copy !req
1592. I JUST WANT YOU
TO TRY.Copy !req
1593. YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO.Copy !req
1594. I'M WILLING TO PAY YOU.Copy !req
1595. HANDSOMELY.Copy !req
1596. HANDSOMELY, HUH?Copy !req
1597. I LOVE KAY, HUGH.Copy !req
1598. I'LL DO ANYTHING
NOT TO LOSE HER.Copy !req
1599. CASH?Copy !req
1600. YOU THINK
I'M CRAZY.Copy !req
1601. I DON'T.Copy !req
1602. WHAT DO YOU CALL A WOMAN
WHO CAN'T DECIDECopy !req
1603. BETWEEN A DEAD HUSBAND
AND A LIVE FIANCEÉ?Copy !req
1604. VERY EXTREMELY
CONFUSED.Copy !req
1605. CRAZY.Copy !req
1606. YOU WANT MY ADVICE?Copy !req
1607. GO THROUGH
WITH THE WEDDING.Copy !req
1608. SUPPOSE I—Copy !req
1609. YOU LOVE RUPERT,
DON'T YOU?Copy !req
1610. YES, I LOVE HIM.Copy !req
1611. OK.Copy !req
1612. I THINK.Copy !req
1613. I DON'T WANT TO SPEND
MY LIFE COMPARING HIMCopy !req
1614. OR SHARING HIM
WITH JOLLY.Copy !req
1615. IT'S NOT FAIR TO
EITHER ONE OF THEM.Copy !req
1616. I THINK THE THREE OF US—
YOU, ME, AND JOLLY—Copy !req
1617. SHOULD HAVE
A LITTLE CONFRONTATION.Copy !req
1618. ABOUT WHAT?Copy !req
1619. GET HIM BACK HERE
WHEN I'M THERE.Copy !req
1620. THERE ARE THINGS
WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT.Copy !req
1621. WHAT THINGS?Copy !req
1622. TRUST ME.Copy !req
1623. I'VE GOT TO
REDO MY HAIR.Copy !req
1624. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
YOU'LL NEVER BE READY.Copy !req
1625. YES, I WILL.Copy !req
1626. THERE'S A SHORT CIRCUIT.Copy !req
1627. CALL AN ELECTRICIAN.Copy !req
1628. I AMAN ELECTRICIAN.Copy !req
1629. WHERE'S RUPERT?Copy !req
1630. HE'S COMING.Copy !req
1631. ARE YOU SURE?Copy !req
1632. YES.Copy !req
1633. SOMETHING HAPPENED.
YOU HAD A FIGHT.Copy !req
1634. NO. WE HAD A SLIGHT
MISUNDERSTANDING,Copy !req
1635. BUT HE'S APOLOGIZED,
AND EVERYTHING'S FINE.Copy !req
1636. I CAN SEE THAT.Copy !req
1637. WOULD YOU RELAX?
LOVE YOUR DRESS.Copy !req
1638. THIS IS IT.Copy !req
1639. READY?Copy !req
1640. IT SAYS IF YOU SEE
A SPIRIT, YOU DO THIS.Copy !req
1641. WHAT DOES THAT DO?Copy !req
1642. IT GETS HIM SOAKED.Copy !req
1643. REMEMBER,
WHATEVER YOU DO,Copy !req
1644. NOBODY'S SUPPOSED
TO KNOW ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
1645. RIGHT.Copy !req
1646. BE VERY NONCHALANT.Copy !req
1647. I GOTCHA.Copy !req
1648. OK?Copy !req
1649. OK.Copy !req
1650. SHHH!Copy !req
1651. FOR GOD'S SAKE!Copy !req
1652. THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL
BEING NONCHALANT?Copy !req
1653. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
1654. GOOD EVENING,
DR. BAINES.Copy !req
1655. EVERYTHING'S READY
FOR THE REHEARSAL.Copy !req
1656. REHEARSAL?Copy !req
1657. THE WEDDING
REHEARSAL.Copy !req
1658. OH, THE WEDDING REHEARSAL.
WHERE'S KAY?Copy !req
1659. SHE'S UPSTAIRS CHANGING.
EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
1660. NICE DOG.Copy !req
1661. PLAY DEAD
FOR ABOUT A YEAR.Copy !req
1662. I FOUND IT.Copy !req
1663. HELLO, RUPERT. I FOUND
THE SHORT CIRCUIT.Copy !req
1664. CHARLOTTE, I FOUND IT.Copy !req
1665. IT'S IN THE ATTIC.Copy !req
1666. IT'S ABOUT TIME.Copy !req
1667. WHO IS HE?Copy !req
1668. WHO?Copy !req
1669. THAT MAN.Copy !req
1670. OH, THAT MANCopy !req
1671. IS THE BUILDING
INSPECTOR.Copy !req
1672. WHAT BUILDING
INSPECTOR?Copy !req
1673. YOU CAN'T MOVE BACK
INTO A BUILDINGCopy !req
1674. UNLESS IT'S BEEN
INSPECTED.Copy !req
1675. I'LL WORK QUICKLY.
HELLO, INSPECTOR!Copy !req
1676. SEE THIS?Copy !req
1677. IT'S A WELL-MADE WALL,
A GOOD WALL.Copy !req
1678. EVERYTHING
RUNNING SMOOTHLY?Copy !req
1679. FINE.Copy !req
1680. NO PROBLEMS?Copy !req
1681. CHARLOTTE, GET ME
MY FLASHLIGHT.Copy !req
1682. WHAT FLASHLIGHT?Copy !req
1683. IT'S IN THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
1684. YOU GET IT.Copy !req
1685. I GOT WORK TO DO.Copy !req
1686. YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.Copy !req
1687. YES, I DO.Copy !req
1688. ALMOST DONE NOW.Copy !req
1689. CHARLOTTE,
REVEREND HOLLIS IS HERE!Copy !req
1690. MY GOD! THE REVEREND'S
HERE ALREADY.Copy !req
1691. CHARLOTTE,
THE LIGHT, PLEASE.Copy !req
1692. AAH!Copy !req
1693. OH, CHARLOTTE!
BRING BACK THAT LIGHT!Copy !req
1694. CHARLOTTE.Copy !req
1695. CHARLOTTE.Copy !req
1696. OH, CHARLOTTE.Copy !req
1697. CHARLOTTE!Copy !req
1698. HONEY!Copy !req
1699. OH, CHARLOTTE.Copy !req
1700. I'M STUCK!Copy !req
1701. JOLLY SAYS HE ONLY APPEARED
BECAUSE I WANTED HIM TO.Copy !req
1702. IS THAT TRUE?Copy !req
1703. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE.Copy !req
1704. IF SO, WHY DID I
WAIT UNTIL NOW—Copy !req
1705. THREE YEARS LATERCopy !req
1706. AND THE WEEK BEFORE
MY WEDDING?Copy !req
1707. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
1708. IT'S CALLED TIMING,
MY LOVE.Copy !req
1709. ONE OF MY MANY ASSETS.Copy !req
1710. TIMING WAS ALWAYSCopy !req
1711. ONE OF YOUR BEST
ASSETS.Copy !req
1712. IS HE HERE?Copy !req
1713. WHERE?Copy !req
1714. HE'S ON THE BED.Copy !req
1715. OK.Copy !req
1716. HELLO, EMILY.Copy !req
1717. JOLLY SAYS HELLO.Copy !req
1718. HELLO, JOLLY.Copy !req
1719. GOD, SHE LOOKS OLD.Copy !req
1720. JOLLY SAYS
YOU LOOK WONDERFUL.Copy !req
1721. I WISH I COULDCopy !req
1722. SAY THE SAME
ABOUT HIM.Copy !req
1723. SHE DOESN'T
BELIEVE IN ME.Copy !req
1724. SHE'S GIVING US
THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT.Copy !req
1725. YOU'RE GETTING
THE BENEFITCopy !req
1726. AND I, THE DOUBT.Copy !req
1727. OLD.Copy !req
1728. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
1729. JUST LOOKING.Copy !req
1730. THE BOOK SAYS
THE SPIRITCopy !req
1731. CAN INHABIT
ANY OBJECT,Copy !req
1732. ANIMATE OR INANIMATE.Copy !req
1733. WHAT'S IN HERE?Copy !req
1734. THIS IS JOLLY'S
REHEARSAL ROOM.Copy !req
1735. THERE HE IS.
THAT'S HIM.Copy !req
1736. COME OUT,
YOU SON OF A BITCH!Copy !req
1737. SHHH!
DON'T PROVOKE HIM.Copy !req
1738. LET'S GET OUT
OF HERE.Copy !req
1739. RUPERT.Copy !req
1740. GOOD LUCK.Copy !req
1741. WHY IS SHE SO ANXIOUS
TO TALK TO ME?Copy !req
1742. HE WANTS TO KNOWCopy !req
1743. WHAT YOU WANT
TO TALK ABOUT.Copy !req
1744. EMILY...Copy !req
1745. THINGS THAT I THOUGHT
MIGHT INTEREST KAY.Copy !req
1746. WHAT SORT OF THINGS?Copy !req
1747. FOR INSTANCE,Copy !req
1748. IS THERE
GUILT AFTER DEATH?Copy !req
1749. CAN HE HAVE AFFAIRS
IN HIS NEW STATE?Copy !req
1750. I NEVER THOUGHT
TO ASK.Copy !req
1751. NOTHING'S CHANGED,
OBVIOUSLY.Copy !req
1752. WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
1753. WHEN HE WAS ALIVE,
YOU KIDDED YOURSELF.Copy !req
1754. NOW THAT HE'S DEAD,
FACE IT.Copy !req
1755. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
1756. HIS AFFAIRS.Copy !req
1757. AFFAIRS WITH WHO?Copy !req
1758. WHOM, DARLING.
AFFAIRS WITH WHOM.Copy !req
1759. ALL RIGHT, WHOM.
AFFAIRS WITH WHOM?Copy !req
1760. WITH ME, FOR ONE.Copy !req
1761. IT'S GOOD
FOR OPENERS.Copy !req
1762. WHAT?Copy !req
1763. YOU HAD AN AFFAIR
WITH HER?Copy !req
1764. IT...Copy !req
1765. YOU HAD AN AFFAIR
WITH MY BEST FRIEND?Copy !req
1766. EMILY, YOU HAD
AN AFFAIRCopy !req
1767. WITH
MY HUSBAND?Copy !req
1768. I'M NOT PROUD OF IT.Copy !req
1769. I WAS JUST A DROP
IN THE BUCKET.Copy !req
1770. YOU HAD A BUCKET
OF LOVERS?Copy !req
1771. THAT'S NOT A WORD
I WOULD HAVE CHOSEN.Copy !req
1772. WHAT DID YOU THINK
HE WAS DOING ON THE ROAD?Copy !req
1773. SHE'S EXAGGERATING.Copy !req
1774. REMEMBER
HOW HE CHOSECopy !req
1775. ONE YOUNG DANCERCopy !req
1776. AND NURTURED HER CAREER?Copy !req
1777. IS THAT WHAT YOU DID?
EVERY SHOW?Copy !req
1778. NO.Copy !req
1779. WHAT SHOW WERE YOU IN,Copy !req
1780. OR WERE YOU PART
OF THE INTERMISSION?Copy !req
1781. THAT'S WHAT IT WAS,
AN INTERMISSION,Copy !req
1782. AND THEN BACK HOME
TO KAY.Copy !req
1783. WHO ELSE?Copy !req
1784. THIS IS HARDLY FAIR.Copy !req
1785. WHO ELSE?
I WANT TO KNOW.Copy !req
1786. YOU CAN START
ANY WAY YOU LIKE—Copy !req
1787. ALPHABETICALLY,Copy !req
1788. IN ORDER
OF APPEARANCE.Copy !req
1789. THERE WAS
JANINE.Copy !req
1790. SWEET LITTLE JANINE?
SHE WAS JUST A CHILD.Copy !req
1791. NO, SHE WASN'T.Copy !req
1792. SHE WASN'T
OLD ENOUGHCopy !req
1793. TO HAVE
A WORKING PERMIT.Copy !req
1794. I NEVER ASKED.Copy !req
1795. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.Copy !req
1796. KAY, STOP LYING
TO YOURSELF.Copy !req
1797. YOU KNEW ABOUT
HIS REPUTATIONCopy !req
1798. BEFORE
YOU MARRIED HIM.Copy !req
1799. IT WENT AHEAD OF HIM
LIKE A PARADE.Copy !req
1800. PARADE?Copy !req
1801. DID YOU
HONESTLY THINKCopy !req
1802. MARRIAGE
WOULD CHANGE HIM?Copy !req
1803. YES, OF COURSE
I DID!Copy !req
1804. ALL RIGHT,
THERE WERE TIMESCopy !req
1805. WHEN I HAD
THIS FEELING INSIDE,Copy !req
1806. BUT I DIDN'T WANT
TO THINK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
1807. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
1808. WHO ELSE
DID YOU SLEEP WITH?Copy !req
1809. YOU'VE SLEPT WITH EVERYONE
YOU'VE HAD A MEAL WITH.Copy !req
1810. KAY.Copy !req
1811. MOTHER.Copy !req
1812. WHO ARE YOU
TALKING TO?Copy !req
1813. EMILY.
ME.Copy !req
1814. YOU SLEPT WITH EVERY MAN
YOU HAD A MEAL WITH?Copy !req
1815. WELL, NOT EVERY MAN.Copy !req
1816. NOT EVERY MEAL.Copy !req
1817. CERTAINLY NOT
BREAKFAST OR LUNCH.Copy !req
1818. JUST DINNERS.Copy !req
1819. AT RESTAURANTS.Copy !req
1820. YES.Copy !req
1821. I THINK WE SHOULD
BEGIN THE REHEARSAL.Copy !req
1822. GREAT IDEA.Copy !req
1823. GREAT IDEA.Copy !req
1824. BRIDESMAID, INDEED.Copy !req
1825. I HAVEN'T FINISHED
WITH YOU YET.Copy !req
1826. THAT'S FINE.Copy !req
1827. OK, I'M READY.Copy !req
1828. WHERE'S RUPERT?Copy !req
1829. I DON'T KNOW.
RUPERT!Copy !req
1830. HERE!Copy !req
1831. HERE I AM.Copy !req
1832. FINE. COMING DOWNSTAIRS
IS FINE,Copy !req
1833. BUT YOU WILL END UP
ON MY RIGHTCopy !req
1834. AND RUPERT ON MY LEFT.Copy !req
1835. THIS IS ONLY
A REHEARSAL.Copy !req
1836. WILL HE BE ASKING
"ARE THERE ANY OBJECTIONS?"Copy !req
1837. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
1838. THERE'S SOMETHING
I HAVE TO STRAIGHTEN OUTCopy !req
1839. BEFORE WE GO
ANY FURTHER.Copy !req
1840. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
1841. ME, TOO.Copy !req
1842. FALSE ALARM.Copy !req
1843. CHARLOTTE, COME AND HAVE
SOME CHAMPAGNE.Copy !req
1844. HELLO?Copy !req
1845. HELLO OUT THERE.Copy !req
1846. JOLLY?Copy !req
1847. I KNOW YOU'RE HERE.Copy !req
1848. HELLO? HELLO OUT THERE.Copy !req
1849. HELLO?Copy !req
1850. HELLO?Copy !req
1851. IS THAT YOU?Copy !req
1852. OF COURSE IT'S ME.Copy !req
1853. IT'S IN THE DOG.Copy !req
1854. COULD YOU
GET ME OUT OF HERE?Copy !req
1855. IS THIS YOUR USUAL FORM?Copy !req
1856. HEY, I'M STUCK IN HERE.Copy !req
1857. WHAT'S IT LIKE
WHERE YOU COME FROM?Copy !req
1858. WHERE I COME FROM?Copy !req
1859. THIS IS FASCINATING.Copy !req
1860. IS THERE MUCH PAIN
THERE?Copy !req
1861. NO, BUT IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE.Copy !req
1862. HOW ABOUT FIRE?Copy !req
1863. NO, NO. THERE'S NO FIRE.Copy !req
1864. EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE.Copy !req
1865. OH, THERE WERE
SOME SPARKS BEFORE,Copy !req
1866. BUT NO FIRE.Copy !req
1867. SPARKS?Copy !req
1868. THIS IS INCREDIBLE.Copy !req
1869. WHY ARE YOU HERE?Copy !req
1870. I'M HERE FOR THE WEDDING.Copy !req
1871. WILL YOU PUT
THAT THING DOWN?Copy !req
1872. YOU HAVE
THE ATTENTION SPANCopy !req
1873. OF A VERY SMALL CHILD.Copy !req
1874. KAY, DARLING—Copy !req
1875. DON'T "KAY, DARLING" ME.
I'VE ALWAYS HATED IT.Copy !req
1876. EVERY TIME YOU'D DO
SOMETHING OUTRAGEOUS,Copy !req
1877. YOU'D TURN TO ME
AND SAY "KAY, DARLING."Copy !req
1878. I HOPE WHAT EMILY SAID
UP THERECopy !req
1879. DIDN'T CONFUSE YOU.Copy !req
1880. CONFUSE ME? WHY, NO.Copy !req
1881. I WAS CONFUSED
ON MY OWN.Copy !req
1882. WE DID HAVE
A GREAT LIFE TOGETHER.Copy !req
1883. YES, WE DID.Copy !req
1884. I'LL HAVE TO REMOVE YOUCopy !req
1885. WITH THE POWER
OF ALMIGHTY GOD.Copy !req
1886. I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOU USE,Copy !req
1887. JUST GET ME THE HELL
OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
1888. I GOT HIM!
HE'S DOWNSTAIRS.Copy !req
1889. HE'S IN HERE.Copy !req
1890. THE SPIRIT?Copy !req
1891. HE'S IN THE DOG.Copy !req
1892. THE DOG?Copy !req
1893. OF COURSE.Copy !req
1894. THAT'S WHY HE'S
HATED ME SO MUCH.Copy !req
1895. GOOD LUCK.Copy !req
1896. I'M LEAVING.Copy !req
1897. YOU'RE LEAVING?Copy !req
1898. DAMN IT!Copy !req
1899. NOW I'M THE BAD GUY.Copy !req
1900. YOU DON'T
LIKE THAT, HUH?Copy !req
1901. NO. LEADING MAN,
THAT'S MORE MY STYLE.Copy !req
1902. I'M CASTING THIS ONE.Copy !req
1903. YOU'VE SWITCHED ME
TO PLAYING THE HEAVY.Copy !req
1904. I HAVEN'T SWITCHED YOU
TO ANYTHING.Copy !req
1905. BUT FOR THREE YEARS,
I WAS THE HERO.Copy !req
1906. YES, YOU WERECopy !req
1907. BECAUSE THAT'S
ALL I COULD SEE.Copy !req
1908. ALL I COULD
REMEMBER ABOUT YOUCopy !req
1909. WERE THE GOOD THINGS.Copy !req
1910. SUDDENLY YOU'VE
COME FACE TO FACECopy !req
1911. WITH MY
SMALL WEAKNESSES.Copy !req
1912. SMALL WEAKNESSES?
YOU CALL BELONGINGCopy !req
1913. TO THE AFFAIR
OF THE MONTH CLUBCopy !req
1914. A SMALL WEAKNESS?Copy !req
1915. YOU NOW SEE ME
AS THE GUY I REALLY WAS,Copy !req
1916. HARDLY PERFECT
AND SOMETIMES A STINKER,Copy !req
1917. BUT PRETTY MUCH
LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.Copy !req
1918. NO BLACK HAT,
NO WHITE HAT.Copy !req
1919. I WAS, UM...Copy !req
1920. JOLLY.Copy !req
1921. AH, JOLLY. RUPERT...Copy !req
1922. RUPERT IS RUPERT.Copy !req
1923. AND A WONDERFUL GUY?Copy !req
1924. YES, HE'S
A WONDERFUL GUY.Copy !req
1925. HE MAY NOT
BE ABLE TO DANCE...Copy !req
1926. POSSIBLY NEVER WILL.Copy !req
1927. BUT HE LOVES ME,
AND I LOVE HIM.Copy !req
1928. I WANT TO GET ON
WITH MY LIFE.Copy !req
1929. YOU HAVE TO LEAVE.Copy !req
1930. THERE'S NO ROOM
IN MY LIFE FOR YOU.Copy !req
1931. RIGHT.Copy !req
1932. WHAT?Copy !req
1933. COME BACK HERE,
YOU MISERABLE MUTT!Copy !req
1934. I SAID RIGHT.
THAT'S FINE WITH ME.Copy !req
1935. I'LL GO.Copy !req
1936. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
1937. I DON'T TRUST THIS.Copy !req
1938. YOU WANT ME TO BELIEVE
THAT'S WHY YOU CAME.Copy !req
1939. WHY?Copy !req
1940. TO HELP ME, TO MAKE ME
UNDERSTAND THINGS.Copy !req
1941. BE CAREFUL, KAY.Copy !req
1942. YOU'LL ACCUSE MECopy !req
1943. OF DOING SOMETHING
UNSELFISH,Copy !req
1944. AND I DO HAVECopy !req
1945. A REPUTATION
TO CONSIDER.Copy !req
1946. OH, JOLLY,
THAT WOULD BE JUST LIKE YOU,Copy !req
1947. TYPICAL!Copy !req
1948. TURN THIS INTO
A GRAND GESTURE.Copy !req
1949. I'M SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE
YOU CAME HERECopy !req
1950. TO HELP ME GET YOU
OFF MY MIND, RIGHT?Copy !req
1951. GOOD LUCK.Copy !req
1952. WAIT. YOU CAN'T GO.
I'M RIGHT, AREN'T I?Copy !req
1953. DARLING, HAVE
A WONDERFUL MARRIAGE.Copy !req
1954. YOU DESERVE IT.Copy !req
1955. I DO?Copy !req
1956. KISS ME GOODBYE.Copy !req
1957. KAY, ARE YOU
IN THERE?Copy !req
1958. JOLLY.Copy !req
1959. MOTHER.Copy !req
1960. OH, MOTHER!Copy !req
1961. WHAT?Copy !req
1962. I'M SO HAPPY.Copy !req
1963. WHERE'S RUPERT?Copy !req
1964. I SAW HIM CHASING
THE DOG UPSTAIRS.Copy !req
1965. EMILY.Copy !req
1966. EVERYTHING'S
ALL FIXED UP.Copy !req
1967. GET EVERYONE READY
FOR THE REHEARSAL.Copy !req
1968. OK, PAL, OK.Copy !req
1969. MAYBE I CAN'T DANCE
LIKE YOU,Copy !req
1970. BUT YOU DON'T HAVECopy !req
1971. THE MARKET ON PASSION
CORNERED.Copy !req
1972. I HAPPEN TO
LOVE THAT WOMAN.Copy !req
1973. I'M MARRYING HER
TOMORROWCopy !req
1974. BECAUSE I LOVE HER!Copy !req
1975. FURTHERMORE, I WANT YOU
OUT OF OUR LIVES.Copy !req
1976. I WANT YOU OUT
BECAUSE I'M SICKCopy !req
1977. OF YOUR INNUENDOCopy !req
1978. AND YOUR MEDDLING
IN OUR AFFAIRS...Copy !req
1979. EVEN IF YOU DID
LOVE HER.Copy !req
1980. NOW, I'M GOING
TO MARRY HER,Copy !req
1981. AND I DON'T
WANT TO HEARCopy !req
1982. ANOTHER WORD
FROM YOU.Copy !req
1983. YOU GOT THAT?Copy !req
1984. AAH!Copy !req
1985. ADVANCE AND BEGONE!Copy !req
1986. IT'S EDGAR.
I'LL KILL HIM.Copy !req
1987. SOMETHING'S WRONG.
EMILY?Copy !req
1988. WATCH OUT!Copy !req
1989. YOU SEE THAT?Copy !req
1990. I SAW IT!Copy !req
1991. YOU HEARD
WHAT I SAID?Copy !req
1992. I HEARD IT.Copy !req
1993. RUPERT, I HAVE
SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.Copy !req
1994. JOLLY—HE'S GONE.Copy !req
1995. JOLLY'S GONE?Copy !req
1996. FOREVER.Copy !req
1997. RUPERT... I LOVE YOU.Copy !req
1998. I LOVE YOU,
TOO.Copy !req
1999. LET'S GET ON
WITH THE REHEARSAL.Copy !req
2000. I DON'T WANT THE REHEARSAL.
I WANT TO GET MARRIED.Copy !req
2001. RIGHT NOW?Copy !req
2002. RIGHT NOW. CAN YOU?Copy !req
2003. WELL, I SUPPOSE.Copy !req
2004. WHAT ABOUT
THE GUESTS?Copy !req
2005. WE'LL GO THROUGH IT
AGAIN TOMORROW.Copy !req
2006. THAT'S VERY
IRRESPONSIBLE.Copy !req
2007. LOOSEN UP!
IT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA.Copy !req
2008. WELL, GET ON
DOWN HERE.Copy !req
2009. HOO-HOO!
I'M COMING!Copy !req
2010. OHH!Copy !req
2011. AAH!Copy !req
2012. AAH!Copy !req
2013. AAH!Copy !req
2014. RUPERT. RUPERT.Copy !req
2015. CALL A DOCTOR!Copy !req
2016. GET SOME WATER.Copy !req
2017. PERRIER.Copy !req
2018. CHARLOTTE.
CHARLOTTE, I FIXED IT!Copy !req
2019. I'M NOT TALKING
TO YOU.Copy !req
2020. THE KID
BEEN DRINKING?Copy !req
2021. HI.Copy !req
2022. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
2023. I'M FINE.Copy !req
2024. NEVER FELT BETTER.Copy !req
2025. OH, RUPERT.Copy !req
2026. WHAT'S EVERYONE
STARING AT?Copy !req
2027. LET'S GET THE SHOW
ON THE ROAD.Copy !req
2028. MOM, HOW ABOUT
SOME CHAMPAGNE?Copy !req
2029. I'D LOVE IT.Copy !req
2030. KAY!Copy !req
2031. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
20th CENTURY FOX
HOME ENTERTAINMENTCopy !req
2032. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req