1. Eggy.Copy !req
2. You mind if
I share your cab?Copy !req
3. Charlie?Copy !req
4. It's ironic, isn't it?Copy !req
5. You look like a gentleman,
I look like a pleb.Copy !req
6. If I was you,
I'd unlock your cab.Copy !req
7. Pete, get us out of here!Copy !req
8. You think that shit's
gonna work this time?Copy !req
9. You're way out of your depth.Copy !req
10. Fuck!Copy !req
11. Take him out!Copy !req
12. Merlin! We've got
a Code Purple.Copy !req
13. My driver's down.Copy !req
14. Permission to blow
these fuckers away.Copy !req
15. Denied.Copy !req
16. Cannot be contained.Copy !req
17. Head south,
I'm clearing the route.Copy !req
18. Shit!Copy !req
19. Merlin,
I'm entering Hyde Park.Copy !req
20. Can I get on with it?Copy !req
21. Merlin!Copy !req
22. Dark zone confirmed.
Permission to fire.Copy !req
23. Oh, thank fuck for that!Copy !req
24. No time to relax.
Police are right behind you.Copy !req
25. You have 30 seconds before
they reach your position.Copy !req
26. Go directly
to Rendezvous Swan.Copy !req
27. Merlin, you do realize
I haven't even got a windscreen right now?Copy !req
28. I seem to remember
from your trainingCopy !req
29. you were rather good
at holding your breath.Copy !req
30. It wasn't
a revenge mission.Copy !req
31. Charlie could've just
killed you immediately.Copy !req
32. Not boasting,
but I trained him well enoughCopy !req
33. that even he wouldn't
mess that up.Copy !req
34. Merlin, I'm sorry,Copy !req
35. we're gonna have to do
the debrief tomorrow.Copy !req
36. I've got to get
to a dinner tonight...Copy !req
37. and if I miss it,
let's just sayCopy !req
38. Charlie might as well
have killed me.Copy !req
39. Well, if you can't waitCopy !req
40. for the police
to clear the park...Copy !req
41. there's another way out
in the corner.Copy !req
42. Fuck!Copy !req
43. How important is that dinner?Copy !req
44. Let me show you.Copy !req
45. For fuck's sake!Copy !req
46. Babe.Copy !req
47. I'm home!Copy !req
48. I'm here.Copy !req
49. What the hell happened?Copy !req
50. It's a long story
that deserves a kiss.Copy !req
51. Not even JB
would kiss you right now.Copy !req
52. If you really love me,
just one little kiss.Copy !req
53. You were really gonna do it?Copy !req
54. Yeah.Copy !req
55. Now, that is
true love right there.Copy !req
56. Amazing. I'm gonna
go get changed.Copy !req
57. And Tilde made that
for you herself, bruv.Copy !req
58. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
59. The royal baker's
not available.Copy !req
60. Oh, shut up, Brandon.Copy !req
61. Especially if you
want some of this.Copy !req
62. Oh! Wait. Is that that
Swedish stuff right there?Copy !req
63. Yes.Copy !req
64. No, no. I ain't drinkin'
none of that.Copy !req
65. Last time here,
I was wrecked, man.Copy !req
66. Yeah, but that's 'cause you
were a lightweight, Jamal.Copy !req
67. No, no, babe, I'm good.
Not for me, thank you.Copy !req
68. Oh, what?
What's going on, man?Copy !req
69. I'm meeting her parentsCopy !req
70. for the first time
tomorrow night.Copy !req
71. I wanna make a good
impression, so what?Copy !req
72. Oh, yeah, Jamal,
are you free to dogsit JBCopy !req
73. tomorrow night
while we're there?Copy !req
74. Ah, sorry, bruv, I've got
to look after my nan tomorrow.Copy !req
75. But Liam's free, though.Copy !req
76. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
77. I can't, mate.
I'm allergic to dogs.Copy !req
78. Bullshit.Copy !req
79. Dogshit, actually.Copy !req
80. That leaves you, Brandon.
What you doing tomorrow night?Copy !req
81. Yeah, I'll look after
your dog, mate,Copy !req
82. but I got one condition.Copy !req
83. What's that?Copy !req
84. You have a drink with us.
Yeah.Copy !req
85. Got to do it, babe.Copy !req
86. Got to do it.Copy !req
87. Brandon, happy birthday!Copy !req
88. Happy birthday.Copy !req
89. Yeah.
Cheers.Copy !req
90. Shit.Copy !req
91. My drugs are everywhere.Copy !req
92. They were never my thing...Copy !req
93. but here I am,Copy !req
94. running the biggest
drug cartel in the world.Copy !req
95. The only downside is having to
live in the middle of nowhere.Copy !req
96. You know, these ruins
are technically undiscovered.Copy !req
97. I just added a few touches
to remind me of home.Copy !req
98. I grew up on all that
awesome 50s nostalgia.Copy !req
99. Grease. American Graffiti.
Happy Days.Copy !req
100. But I digress.Copy !req
101. The thing
you need to understandCopy !req
102. is the hard work
and ingenuity...Copy !req
103. it took to achieve
a global monopoly...Copy !req
104. on the drug trade.Copy !req
105. And that's all on me.
Not to toot my own horn...Copy !req
106. I just think
it's really importantCopy !req
107. for new recruits
to understand...Copy !req
108. the history
of The Golden Circle.Copy !req
109. So. Lifelong friends, huh?Copy !req
110. Charles, do you think
your buddy hereCopy !req
111. is worthy of joining us?Copy !req
112. Ms. Poppy, I would
not have brought himCopy !req
113. all the way to see you
if I didn't think so.Copy !req
114. Excellent.
Well, you hungry?Copy !req
115. Starving.Copy !req
116. Wonderful! Right this way.Copy !req
117. Make yourselves at home.Copy !req
118. So, fellas...Copy !req
119. I have a couple of things
that I wanna clarify.Copy !req
120. You understand that
in The Golden Circle...Copy !req
121. my authority is never
to be questioned, right?Copy !req
122. And the importance
of following orders?Copy !req
123. Do you understand that?Copy !req
124. And the value of loyalty?Copy !req
125. It's easy to nod, isn't it?Copy !req
126. I don't like easy.
I like proof.Copy !req
127. What's your name?
Angel, ma'am.Copy !req
128. Angel, baby.Copy !req
129. Hey.Copy !req
130. Your old pal, Charles,
has messed up.Copy !req
131. That's all
I'm gonna tell you,Copy !req
132. 'cause that's all
you need to know.Copy !req
133. So put him
in the mincer, okay?Copy !req
134. No, Miss Poppy!Copy !req
135. Good job!Copy !req
136. See my salon across the way?Copy !req
137. Head there for your makeover.Copy !req
138. Eggsy,
I hope you're hungry.Copy !req
139. Oh, babe, I was gonna
grab breakfast at work.Copy !req
140. This looks lovely,
but I'm running late.Copy !req
141. I just thought maybe
we could practice?Copy !req
142. For tonight.Copy !req
143. Practice?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
144. Eating?Copy !req
145. You said you've never
eaten at a palace before.Copy !req
146. And Pappa is sort of picky
about table manners.Copy !req
147. Well, as it happens, babe,
I've got this shit on lock.Copy !req
148. I know what every single oneCopy !req
149. of them knives
and forks is for.Copy !req
150. This is a butter knife.Copy !req
151. It's the only one
you need to remember,Copy !req
152. the rest of
the cutlery is easy.Copy !req
153. You start from the outside,Copy !req
154. and you work your way in
with each course.Copy !req
155. And never let anyone
describe you as "H.K.L.P."...Copy !req
156. What's that?Copy !req
157. "Holds knife like pen."Copy !req
158. A habit erroneously believedCopy !req
159. to be upper class
dining etiquette.Copy !req
160. It is quite the opposite.Copy !req
161. White wine, pudding wine,
red wine, water and pop.Copy !req
162. Or whatever tipple
takes your fancy.Copy !req
163. Am I supposed to wait
for everyone elseCopy !req
164. to be served
before I start eating?Copy !req
165. Only if the dish
being served is cold.Copy !req
166. Or if the Queen is present.
Otherwise tuck in.Copy !req
167. Got to be honest...Copy !req
168. never really thought
the royalty bit would be relevant.Copy !req
169. Harry would've been chuffed.Copy !req
170. Oh. I wish I could've met him.Copy !req
171. You miss him too,
don't you, Mr. Pickle?Copy !req
172. Mmm?Copy !req
173. Mr. Pickle says, "Yeah."Copy !req
174. Hey, no, no,
sit down, I'm fine.Copy !req
175. I'm fine. Have a good day.Copy !req
176. Okay.Copy !req
177. Ah, Galahad! You're late.Copy !req
178. We were wondering
if you'd hadCopy !req
179. a second encounter
with Charlie.Copy !req
180. I wish. I'm looking forward
to finishing him off.Copy !req
181. All right, gents.Copy !req
182. Merlin, come in.Copy !req
183. Galahad and Lancelot,Copy !req
184. please remain
for Merlin's debrief.Copy !req
185. Everyone else,
reconvene at 1900 hours.Copy !req
186. So...Copy !req
187. the man who attacked
Galahad in the taxiCopy !req
188. was Charlie Hesketh.Copy !req
189. Rejected Kingsman
applicant turned bad.Copy !req
190. We last saw him back
at Richmond Valentine's HQ.Copy !req
191. I've caught
a fucking spy!Copy !req
192. Like everyone else there...Copy !req
193. Charlie had a security implant
in his neck.Copy !req
194. A weakness we had no choice
but to exploit.Copy !req
195. Hey, Merlin.
Still fucking spectacular, eh?Copy !req
196. Come on, guys, loosen up.
We saved the world.Copy !req
197. Yeah.Copy !req
198. Unfortunately, Galahad,
you also saved Charlie.Copy !req
199. When you electrocuted him,
you damaged his implant.Copy !req
200. Instead of
his head exploding...Copy !req
201. he only lost an arm
and his vocal chords.Copy !req
202. Fucker should be thanking me.Copy !req
203. And now he's back
for revenge?Copy !req
204. We don't think so, sir.Copy !req
205. We believe
he's being recruitedCopy !req
206. by an unknown organization.Copy !req
207. Lancelot?Copy !req
208. Got the police
autopsy reportsCopy !req
209. from Charlie's colleagues
in the SUVs.Copy !req
210. They're not just
goons for hire.Copy !req
211. Fingerprints removed.Copy !req
212. Teeth filed smooth.Copy !req
213. I did a face recognition.
Nothing.Copy !req
214. And that thing?Copy !req
215. A cosmetic tattoo
made of 24-carat gold.Copy !req
216. They all had them.Copy !req
217. Seems like we're looking
at some kind of underworld organization.Copy !req
218. Senora Poppy has sent me
for my makeover.Copy !req
219. Follow me.Copy !req
220. Please take your shirt off.Copy !req
221. It's beautiful, isn't it?Copy !req
222. Not that.Copy !req
223. This.Copy !req
224. Bon appetit.Copy !req
225. How is it?Copy !req
226. It's delicious.Copy !req
227. Welcome to Golden Circle.Copy !req
228. Mmm.Copy !req
229. I think we should
do you the favorCopy !req
230. of conversing
in English, yes.Copy !req
231. So, tell me...Copy !req
232. what do you do?Copy !req
233. I work for Kingsman,
the tailors, Your Highness.Copy !req
234. You may address my daughter
as "Your Highness."Copy !req
235. Please address the Queen and
myself with "Your Majesty."Copy !req
236. Pappa, this is
a family dinner...Copy !req
237. not some state function.Copy !req
238. Well then, Eggsy.Copy !req
239. What do you make
of the current situationCopy !req
240. in the Indian
financial markets?Copy !req
241. Pappa!Copy !req
242. Uh...Copy !req
243. Well...Copy !req
244. I don't think we can
underestimate the impactCopy !req
245. of ECB's quantitative
easing measures.Copy !req
246. And of course,
the liquidity waveCopy !req
247. from the US Federal
Reserve rate hike...Copy !req
248. getting pushed back.Copy !req
249. Frida Kahlo.Copy !req
250. Well, other than the 1939
acquisition by the Louvre...Copy !req
251. she wasn't really acknowledgedCopy !req
252. until the new Mexicanisimo
art movement...Copy !req
253. of the late 1970s.Copy !req
254. Moorish revival.Copy !req
255. Ah. The Palazzo Sammezzano.Copy !req
256. In Tuscany.Copy !req
257. Beautiful.Copy !req
258. Bluetooth technology.Copy !req
259. Which, of course,
got its nameCopy !req
260. from the legendary
Danish king...Copy !req
261. Harald Blatand, whose nameCopy !req
262. translates to
"Bluetooth" in English.Copy !req
263. And the Bluetooth logo
is his initialsCopy !req
264. in Norse runic symbols.Copy !req
265. And, as I'm sure you know...Copy !req
266. the Bluetooth logo
is his initials...Copy !req
267. in Norse runic symbols.Copy !req
268. Oh, my God, Eggsy.Copy !req
269. Why isn't he eating
his fucking pudding?Copy !req
270. I need to research
this gold tattoo.Copy !req
271. I found records
of other peopleCopy !req
272. with the same
body modifications.Copy !req
273. All of them have
high level involvement...Copy !req
274. with crime and international
drug trafficking.Copy !req
275. And there's rumors of something
called The Golden Circle.Copy !req
276. Hmm.Copy !req
277. Best agent or best friend?Copy !req
278. Come on, JB.
Give it a rest, mate.Copy !req
279. Stop scratching the door.
I'm gonna get the blame now.Copy !req
280. There you are. Happy?Copy !req
281. With the decks and all that.Copy !req
282. Shit, boy!Copy !req
283. What the...Copy !req
284. Do you reckon, JB...Copy !req
285. model material?Copy !req
286. I must say, you're really
not as I expected.Copy !req
287. Well, thank you very much...Copy !req
288. Your Majesty.Copy !req
289. Eggsy?
Is that you, mate?Copy !req
290. What the fuck
is going on here?Copy !req
291. You a gangster now
or something?Copy !req
292. Fuckin' hell. Is that Tilde's
mom and dad's house?Copy !req
293. Tell you what. Whatever
you're doing, I want in.Copy !req
294. Put it down!Copy !req
295. Why?Copy !req
296. I said, put it down now!Copy !req
297. What's wrong with it?Copy !req
298. Shut it! Fucking shut it!Copy !req
299. Eggsy.
I beg your pardon?Copy !req
300. Shut it! Shut it now!Copy !req
301. All right, mate.
Chill your boots.Copy !req
302. Eggsy, what...Copy !req
303. Oh, no. Oh, my God, no.
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
304. You shut up and all.
You got me in enough trouble.Copy !req
305. The next order of business...Copy !req
306. Agent Percival.Copy !req
307. Arthur.Copy !req
308. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
309. Yep.Copy !req
310. Kingsman is crumpets.Copy !req
311. Like toast, but British.Copy !req
312. And to say thank you...Copy !req
313. I got you a present, Charlie.Copy !req
314. My guys made you this.Copy !req
315. Bigger, badder, better.
I call it...Copy !req
316. ARMageddon.Copy !req
317. Let's see
if your game improves.Copy !req
318. Ouch.Copy !req
319. Someone decides
to wipe outCopy !req
320. every Kingsman property...Copy !req
321. every agent, and somehow...Copy !req
322. conveniently,
you weren't at home.Copy !req
323. I could say the same thing
about you.Copy !req
324. What, you think
I'd kill Roxy?Copy !req
325. And my mate, Brandon,
and my fucking dog?Copy !req
326. No.Copy !req
327. You think I would?Copy !req
328. This thing...Copy !req
329. hacked us.Copy !req
330. Clearly, this arm can be
remotely controlled.Copy !req
331. I'm only alive
because my addressCopy !req
332. wasn't on the database
with the agents.Copy !req
333. Whoever Charlie's
working withCopy !req
334. doesn't think that mere
staff are missile-worthy.Copy !req
335. This ain't funny.Copy !req
336. Roxy is dead!Copy !req
337. Everyone's dead! Gone!
Do you even care?Copy !req
338. Pull yourself together.Copy !req
339. Remember your training.Copy !req
340. There's no time for emotion
in this scenario.Copy !req
341. Now...Copy !req
342. as all surviving agents
are present,Copy !req
343. we follow
the doomsday protocol.Copy !req
344. When that's done,
and only then...Copy !req
345. you may shed a tear
in private.Copy !req
346. Okay.Copy !req
347. What's the doomsday protocol?Copy !req
348. We go shopping.Copy !req
349. We're from Kingsman.
We'd like to buy some wine.Copy !req
350. And use tasting room
number three, please.Copy !req
351. Not one of
my predecessorsCopy !req
352. has ever been
in this situation before.Copy !req
353. Thank God.Copy !req
354. A-ha.Copy !req
355. Remember this?Copy !req
356. Yeah,
how could I forget?Copy !req
357. Whatever's in that safe
is the answer to all our problems.Copy !req
358. Huh.Copy !req
359. Is that it?Copy !req
360. I suppose that must be
upper-class humor.Copy !req
361. I don't get it.Copy !req
362. Me neither. What the fuck
are we supposed to do now?Copy !req
363. I think we should
drink a toastCopy !req
364. to our fallen comrades.Copy !req
365. To Roxy.Copy !req
366. Roxy.Copy !req
367. Ooh.Copy !req
368. To Arthur.
Arthur.Copy !req
369. Mmm.Copy !req
370. Should we do one for JB?Copy !req
371. I think we should.Copy !req
372. I should have seen it coming.Copy !req
373. Charlie, the taxi.Copy !req
374. It's all my fault.Copy !req
375. No, that's bullshit, Merlin.
It ain't all your fault.Copy !req
376. You're the best, bruv.Copy !req
377. Honestly, without you...Copy !req
378. I'd have lost it
a long time ago.Copy !req
379. I think we should
drink to Scotland.Copy !req
380. I think we've probably
had enough, to be honest.Copy !req
381. You're probably right.Copy !req
382. Merlin.
Aye?Copy !req
383. I think we're going
to Kentucky.Copy !req
384. Fried Chicken?Copy !req
385. I love fried chicken.Copy !req
386. No, proper Kentucky. Look.Copy !req
387. You know what else I love?Copy !req
388. Country and western music.Copy !req
389. Oh! Here's where we leave
the casks to age.Copy !req
390. Unfortunately, we can't go in,Copy !req
391. as it's a temperature-controlled
environment.Copy !req
392. So let's move on to
our world class stud farm...Copy !req
393. and meet three of
our Kentucky Derby winners.Copy !req
394. Biometric security scanner
just to protectCopy !req
395. a few old barrels of whiskey?Copy !req
396. Pull the other one, love.Copy !req
397. Got it.Copy !req
398. Are you getting anything?Copy !req
399. Not yet.Copy !req
400. Fucking hell.Copy !req
401. It's a shame
it's not scotch.Copy !req
402. Hang on.Copy !req
403. According to this,
there's a hugeCopy !req
404. underground structure
right beneath us.Copy !req
405. And if my calculations
are correct...Copy !req
406. This...Copy !req
407. is the way in.Copy !req
408. Fucking hell, Merlin. Shit.Copy !req
409. You know, my mama...Copy !req
410. she always told me...Copy !req
411. us southerners get our good
manners from the British.Copy !req
412. I was thinkin',
ain't that a pity.Copy !req
413. Y'all didn't keep nothing
for yourselves.Copy !req
414. Y'all ain't never heard of
knocking before you enter?Copy !req
415. Well, actually we had
an invitation. Didn't we?Copy !req
416. Yeah.
Oh, did you now?Copy !req
417. Yeah. It came in the
shape of a bottle.Copy !req
418. We're from the Kingsman
tailor shop in London.Copy !req
419. Maybe you've heard of us?Copy !req
420. Oh, the Kingsman.Copy !req
421. Yeah.
Huh.Copy !req
422. That's where y'all got
them fine suitsCopy !req
423. and them fancy
spectacles y'all got on?Copy !req
424. Exactly.
That's right.Copy !req
425. Y'all look damn sharp.Copy !req
426. Let me see
if I got it right, here.Copy !req
427. You want me to believe that
it's normal for a tailor...Copy !req
428. to hack through an advanced
biometric security system...Copy !req
429. with nothing but a little
bitty old watch on?Copy !req
430. I can promise you...Copy !req
431. that dog don't hunt.Copy !req
432. So why don't you go on and get down
on your knees...Copy !req
433. and tell me
who you really work for.Copy !req
434. That's 1963 Statesman Reserve.Copy !req
435. You just made it personal.Copy !req
436. Who the fuck are you?Copy !req
437. A bottle
in a secret wall.Copy !req
438. You really expect me
to take that seriously?Copy !req
439. See, I think
your story's horse shit.Copy !req
440. Y'all just trying to cover
for a failed rescue mission.Copy !req
441. You here for the lepidopterist,
ain't you?Copy !req
442. Okay, so your
mystery bottle, huh?Copy !req
443. Look anything like that,
right there?Copy !req
444. Yes. Same brand,
much older.Copy !req
445. All right.Copy !req
446. Let's see here.Copy !req
447. You know why the measurementCopy !req
448. of alcohol content's
called "proof"?Copy !req
449. Oh, fuck off!Copy !req
450. Oh, for Pete's sake.Copy !req
451. See, comes from back
in the old days...Copy !req
452. when pirates wanted to test
the strength of their rum.Copy !req
453. They used to pour a little bit out
on gunpowder.Copy !req
454. That'll make you wanna slap
your mama right there, boy.Copy !req
455. And if the gunpowder,Copy !req
456. if it burnt when
they set it alight...Copy !req
457. they considered it proof...Copy !req
458. that their rum
was good and strong.Copy !req
459. But see, I ain't got
no gunpowder on me, do I?Copy !req
460. But I'm pretty sure
you boys'll makeCopy !req
461. just as impressive
of a sound...Copy !req
462. when I set your balls on fire.Copy !req
463. Or you could just tell me who the fuck
y'all really are...Copy !req
464. and how the hell
y'all found us.Copy !req
465. Look,
for the last time,Copy !req
466. we have nothing to protect
but our honor.Copy !req
467. So you can take
your cheap horse pissCopy !req
468. that you call whiskey...Copy !req
469. which, by the way,
is spelled without an "e"...Copy !req
470. and is nothing compared
to a single malt scotch...Copy !req
471. and you can go fuck yourself.Copy !req
472. What about you?Copy !req
473. Me?
Yeah.Copy !req
474. No, I love
a Jack and Coke, bruv.Copy !req
475. But I do agree with the part
where you go fuck yourself.Copy !req
476. All right.Copy !req
477. Y'all ain't got
nothing to protectCopy !req
478. other than your honor.Copy !req
479. Let's see what happens
when we change things up.Copy !req
480. Fuck me.
Harry?Copy !req
481. Y'all got three seconds
to tell me the truth.Copy !req
482. Wait. No.Copy !req
483. No!
Harry!Copy !req
484. He can't hear you.
But I can, so talk.Copy !req
485. No!
Get down, Harry!Copy !req
486. Harry! Harry!
That's two.Copy !req
487. Harry!
Harry!Copy !req
488. Harry!
Three.Copy !req
489. Stop!Copy !req
490. Their story checked out.Copy !req
491. I opened our doomsday
scenario lockerCopy !req
492. and that umbrella was in it.Copy !req
493. Kingsman.
It's got our logo on it.Copy !req
494. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
495. My apologies, boys.Copy !req
496. I hope there ain't
no hard feelings.Copy !req
497. I was just doin' my job.Copy !req
498. Welcome to the Statesman,Copy !req
499. independent
intelligence agency.Copy !req
500. Just like y'all, I reckon.Copy !req
501. But our founders went
into the booze business.Copy !req
502. Thank the sweet Lord above.Copy !req
503. This is Ginger Ale.Copy !req
504. She's our strategy executive.Copy !req
505. Hello.Copy !req
506. I'm Agent Tequila.Copy !req
507. This is the part
where you untie us.Copy !req
508. Thank you.Copy !req
509. Harry.Copy !req
510. Hello.
Hello, mate.Copy !req
511. Harry.Copy !req
512. How do you do?Copy !req
513. Have we met before?Copy !req
514. Harry, it's okay. It's fine.
They know that we know you.Copy !req
515. I think there must be
some mistake.Copy !req
516. It's been such
a long time, Harry.Copy !req
517. I need to get
my brogues resoled.Copy !req
518. Yeah, and my oxfords
are done in as well.Copy !req
519. Why are you telling me
about your shoes?Copy !req
520. I'm a lepidopterist.Copy !req
521. You're a what?Copy !req
522. I study butterflies.Copy !req
523. Well, you wanted to be before
you joined the army, but...Copy !req
524. Harry, look at me.Copy !req
525. It's good to see you.Copy !req
526. We'll be back soon.Copy !req
527. So these fellas right here
are our doomsday protocol?Copy !req
528. Turns out, our founder's
tailor was Kingsman.Copy !req
529. What the fuck
have you done to him?Copy !req
530. Nothing. Only tried
to help him.Copy !req
531. He's got
retrograde amnesia.Copy !req
532. Now, we knew
from his eyeglassesCopy !req
533. that he was intelligence.Copy !req
534. We just didn't know whose.Copy !req
535. How did he get here?Copy !req
536. What the hell?Copy !req
537. Tequila, I'm getting
a crazy spike...Copy !req
538. of extreme low frequency waves
11 miles from here.Copy !req
539. I'm gonna need you to
escort me there immediately.Copy !req
540. I need your alpha gel.Copy !req
541. I'll go check the church.Copy !req
542. We developed
our alpha gel technologyCopy !req
543. for our own agents...Copy !req
544. in the event of a head shot.Copy !req
545. The gel protects the brain.Copy !req
546. Then, in the lab,
we use nanites...Copy !req
547. micro-bots,
to repair tissue damage.Copy !req
548. There are side effects.Copy !req
549. Partial amnesia...Copy !req
550. regression to
the younger self.Copy !req
551. With no idea who he was,
there was nothing we could do.Copy !req
552. But now
you guys are here...Copy !req
553. there's a good chance
we can bring him back.Copy !req
554. You're late.Copy !req
555. Why are you
still wearing that?Copy !req
556. Until you get rid of
the perimeter landmines...Copy !req
557. I'll keep wearing the suit,
thank you very much.Copy !req
558. Scaredy-cat.Copy !req
559. Shut up and sit down.Copy !req
560. Let's go!Copy !req
561. Crocodile Rock, please.Copy !req
562. Fuck you!Copy !req
563. Hey, hey, Elton, language.Copy !req
564. Okay, as fabulous
as your catalogue is...Copy !req
565. I think I want to hear
some Gershwin.Copy !req
566. I still can't believe...Copy !req
567. you got away with
kidnapping Elton John.Copy !req
568. I know! But with Valentine
abducting those celebrities...Copy !req
569. it seemed silly not to take
advantage of the confusion.Copy !req
570. Shit. Has Elton
got the blue rash?Copy !req
571. Lights.Copy !req
572. Hey, Elton.Copy !req
573. Have you been a bad boy again?Copy !req
574. Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
575. You're lying.
Look at your hands.Copy !req
576. What is it?Copy !req
577. It's proof that my plan
is gonna work.Copy !req
578. It's also the first sign
of a slow and horrible death.Copy !req
579. Don't worry, I can fix it.Copy !req
580. Tell me who
you partied with.Copy !req
581. It was Angel.Copy !req
582. Huh, not very angelic.Copy !req
583. Gonna have to clip his wings.Copy !req
584. Close the door behind you.Copy !req
585. At what point are you
going to start behavingCopy !req
586. like a Statesman, Tequila?Copy !req
587. You wanna go back
to being a rodeo clown?Copy !req
588. No, sir. I apologize, sir.Copy !req
589. I'm Champagne.Copy !req
590. But anyone who knows
what's good for him...Copy !req
591. calls me Champ.Copy !req
592. Sorry for your troubles.Copy !req
593. As your American cousins...Copy !req
594. I'm placing all of Statesman's considerably
larger resources at your disposal.Copy !req
595. Can you imagine us
in the clothing business?Copy !req
596. Now, how can I help you?Copy !req
597. First of all,
I've got to thank youCopy !req
598. for saving Agent Galahad.Copy !req
599. Wait.Copy !req
600. You said that
you were Galahad.Copy !req
601. Oh, no, he's talking
about the butterfly guy.Copy !req
602. That used to be his handle.
Oh.Copy !req
603. Galahad always said,Copy !req
604. "You've got to look at
the bigger picture...Copy !req
605. "ask 'why' as well as 'who'."Copy !req
606. So if someone wanted
to take out Kingsman...Copy !req
607. then they've got to be
planning something major.Copy !req
608. So what do you know?Copy !req
609. They're a drug cartel,
we think.Copy !req
610. The name Golden Circle
keeps coming up.Copy !req
611. Mmm. We'll look
into them. What else?Copy !req
612. One of our former trainees
is working with them.Copy !req
613. Charlie Hesketh.
Total prick.Copy !req
614. You got any promising
leads on him?Copy !req
615. His ex-girlfriend.Copy !req
616. I've been tracking her
through social media.Copy !req
617. We believe she's still
in contact with him.Copy !req
618. And she's going
to Glastonbury Music Festival.Copy !req
619. Oh, good.Copy !req
620. Agent Tequila,
break out your dancing shoes.Copy !req
621. You have a new mission.Copy !req
622. Yes, sir.Copy !req
623. Hold up.Copy !req
624. You feeling okay?Copy !req
625. I'm a little tired,
but fine, thanks.Copy !req
626. Galahad, you ready?Copy !req
627. Your face...Copy !req
628. You got...Copy !req
629. What the fuck?Copy !req
630. Oh, shit.Copy !req
631. Head to the sick bay.Copy !req
632. Have Ginger check you out.Copy !req
633. Hey, give him your glasses.Copy !req
634. You're in luck, kid.
Put 'em on.Copy !req
635. You get
our finest senior agentCopy !req
636. to join you instead.Copy !req
637. Right now,
he's in our New York office.Copy !req
638. Galahad, meet Agent Whiskey.Copy !req
639. Kid...Copy !req
640. looks like we're hookin' up
with a chick at a rock concert.Copy !req
641. My favorite kind of mission.Copy !req
642. I'm sending my jet
to pick you up.Copy !req
643. We've dealt with
this kind of amnesia before.Copy !req
644. Harry's like a computer
that needs to be rebooted.Copy !req
645. We need to recreate a shock
or trauma from his past...Copy !req
646. to trigger his memory.Copy !req
647. I hope you're right.Copy !req
648. Uh, excuse me.Copy !req
649. There seems to be
some sort of a problem here.Copy !req
650. Help! Somebody!Copy !req
651. What the hell is
going on? Help me!Copy !req
652. Help!Copy !req
653. Oh, God!Copy !req
654. Stop! Fuck!Copy !req
655. Get him out now.Copy !req
656. No, no, wait. His instincts
are gonna kick in.Copy !req
657. No. I'm sorry to do this.Copy !req
658. Are you okay?
What happened?Copy !req
659. Harry, you've forgotten
who you are.Copy !req
660. We thought this might
jog your memory.Copy !req
661. Look, when you were young,
you had a choice.Copy !req
662. To either be a lepidopterist
or to join the army.Copy !req
663. You chose the army.
That led to Kingsman.Copy !req
664. You became a Kingsman agent.Copy !req
665. I doubt whether
I'd work for anyoneCopy !req
666. who drowns their employees.Copy !req
667. I want to go home.Copy !req
668. I want
my butterfly collection.Copy !req
669. I want to see Mother.Copy !req
670. There's nothing more
we can do.Copy !req
671. It's time to let him go.Copy !req
672. Babe, I wish
I could stay longer,Copy !req
673. but I've got to go on
with this mission.Copy !req
674. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
675. Before you go,
I wanna show you something.Copy !req
676. Aw!Copy !req
677. I know he could
never replace JB...Copy !req
678. but...Copy !req
679. Oh, my days.Copy !req
680. I hoped he might
make you happy.Copy !req
681. And give you another reason
to come back home soon.Copy !req
682. I love him.Copy !req
683. But I don't need another
reason to come home.Copy !req
684. I apologize.
Just waiting for my friend.Copy !req
685. I'll be back as soon
as I can, I promise.Copy !req
686. Got to go save the world?
Yep.Copy !req
687. Well, if you save the world...Copy !req
688. you know what that means.Copy !req
689. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
690. Bye, buddy.Copy !req
691. Got the passes
from my contact.Copy !req
692. You're gonna love Glastonbury.Copy !req
693. Well, that's
the easy part, kid.Copy !req
694. Take a look
in the glove box.Copy !req
695. Fucking hell, bruv.Copy !req
696. Thought everything
was supposed to be bigger in America.Copy !req
697. Is this why you overcompensate
with these massive cars?Copy !req
698. Goes on your finger.Copy !req
699. The surveillance tracker
is in the tip.Copy !req
700. Apply light pressure for three
seconds to release it.Copy !req
701. Okay, so according
to her Instagram feed...Copy !req
702. Charlie's ex-girlfriend
is up ahead at the VIP bar.Copy !req
703. Which one of us is gonna
plant the tracker?Copy !req
704. Bands, boys.Copy !req
705. Yeah, that's fine.Copy !req
706. I say we both
make an approach...Copy !req
707. whoever gets on best,
goes for it.Copy !req
708. Well, it doesn't have
to be a competition, bruv.Copy !req
709. Why don't we just
go up to her...Copy !req
710. shake her hand,
pat her on the back,Copy !req
711. whatever, you know.
Job done.Copy !req
712. The hand is not
a mucous membrane, Eggsy.Copy !req
713. Neither is the back.Copy !req
714. They teach you anything
at Kingsman?Copy !req
715. What are you talking about?Copy !req
716. Our trackers are designed
to enter the bloodstream.Copy !req
717. They circulate harmlessly,
providing full audio and GPS.Copy !req
718. Mucus membrane.Copy !req
719. That's like up the nose,
isn't it?Copy !req
720. What the fuck am I gonna do?
Stick my finger...Copy !req
721. It's not just inside
the nose, is it?Copy !req
722. No, Eggsy, it ain't.
Fuck.Copy !req
723. All right,
I'll take the first crack.Copy !req
724. Watch and learn, buddy.Copy !req
725. Good luck.Copy !req
726. Here you go, ma'am.
Thank you.Copy !req
727. Miss, I beg your pardon.Copy !req
728. Now, I don't
wanna pester you...Copy !req
729. but I just have to know,
what time are you playing?Copy !req
730. I'm not in a band.Copy !req
731. Oh, God.
Who did you think I was?Copy !req
732. Please don't say
someone ghastly.Copy !req
733. God damn it,
now I feel like a fool.Copy !req
734. I just assumed that a woman
with your charisma...Copy !req
735. well, she just had
to be somebody.Copy !req
736. Right.Copy !req
737. Thank you.Copy !req
738. No, it's okay.
I know you didn't meanCopy !req
739. to make me feel
like a dumb-ass.Copy !req
740. So I'll let you
make it up to meCopy !req
741. by letting me
buy you a drink.Copy !req
742. Follow my finger.Copy !req
743. What are we doing?Copy !req
744. Swiping to the left.Copy !req
745. What, you don't do
Tinder in America?Copy !req
746. Tinder what?Copy !req
747. Do you know, I think it's
probably a generational thing.Copy !req
748. It translates as
"Go away, old man."Copy !req
749. Be good, be cool.Copy !req
750. Bye.Copy !req
751. Thank you for that.Copy !req
752. I'm Clara.
River.Copy !req
753. Bloody hell, is that the time?Copy !req
754. You know what,
I'm so jetlaggedCopy !req
755. I don't know
if I'm coming or going.Copy !req
756. Where've you been?
Anywhere nice?Copy !req
757. South America. Been spending
a bit of time out there.Copy !req
758. Training with the shaman,Copy !req
759. and trying to really connect
with my spirit animal.Copy !req
760. Yeah.
I'm a crow.Copy !req
761. And, hang on, let me guess...Copy !req
762. No.
Jaguar.Copy !req
763. What? No! Oh, my God!Copy !req
764. Yes?
How did you even know that?Copy !req
765. Look, it totally is.
Check it out.Copy !req
766. Oh. Ino Moxo.
Black jaguar. Very nice.Copy !req
767. You know what?
I wanna buy you a drink.Copy !req
768. Eggsy sent this
from Glastonbury.Copy !req
769. And #bluerash is
trending on Twitter.Copy !req
770. Have you found any correlation
between these cases?Copy !req
771. Only recreational drug use.Copy !req
772. Ah.Copy !req
773. I know.
Not very Statesman-like.Copy !req
774. Tequila here...Copy !req
775. he is our resident bad boy.Copy !req
776. You don't think
this could be relatedCopy !req
777. to The Golden Circle,
do you?Copy !req
778. A drug cartel
poisoning its customers?Copy !req
779. Doesn't make sense.Copy !req
780. Mmm.Copy !req
781. Poppy, would you
pass the sugar, please?Copy !req
782. Okay.Copy !req
783. But it's really bad for you.Copy !req
784. Eight times more addictive
than cocaine.Copy !req
785. Five times more likely
to cause death.Copy !req
786. But it's legal...Copy !req
787. so, you go ahead.
Knock yourself out.Copy !req
788. Don't get me started
on tobacco and alcohol.Copy !req
789. Peddle that stuff
and you're in Fortune 500.Copy !req
790. But me? No!Copy !req
791. I'm out here hidingCopy !req
792. in the middle of
nowhere. Homesick.Copy !req
793. Because I sell drugs.Copy !req
794. Oh, Pops. You're doing this
because you're homesick?Copy !req
795. Yes.Copy !req
796. I want freedom.Copy !req
797. I want fame.Copy !req
798. Our profits were
250 billion dollars last year.Copy !req
799. I am the most successful
businesswomanCopy !req
800. in the world,
but nobody knows who I am.Copy !req
801. Pops, Pops.Copy !req
802. It's not long now, eh?Copy !req
803. You're right, thank you.Copy !req
804. Sorry to interrupt you.Copy !req
805. You wanted to see me,
Madam Poppy?Copy !req
806. Yes, Angel.
In The Golden Circle...Copy !req
807. we do not sample
the merchandise...Copy !req
808. and we do not break the rules.Copy !req
809. Which is why I have
invested in robots...Copy !req
810. because they are
so much more reliableCopy !req
811. and trustworthy
than human beings.Copy !req
812. Oh!Copy !req
813. Oh! Oh, no. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
814. Sorry we never
found your friends.Copy !req
815. Well, we all go on
our separate journeys...Copy !req
816. but, ultimately,
we'll all arriveCopy !req
817. at the same destination.Copy !req
818. Shall we check my tent?
See if they're there?Copy !req
819. Uh... Yeah.
Oh, come on.Copy !req
820. Wow.Copy !req
821. This is amazing.Copy !req
822. Come on.Copy !req
823. Uh, you know what, I'm busting
for a pee actually.Copy !req
824. You could do it on me
if you want.Copy !req
825. Uh...Copy !req
826. Maybe in a bit.Copy !req
827. Give me a sec, yeah?Copy !req
828. Okay, but hurry up, River.Copy !req
829. Been waiting all night for you
to at least kiss me.Copy !req
830. Hey!Copy !req
831. Hi, babe.
Uh, bit of a nightmare.Copy !req
832. I've got to sleep
with a target...Copy !req
833. but I won't do it, unless
you agree that it's all right.Copy !req
834. You've got
to be fucking kidding.Copy !req
835. What was I, target practice?Copy !req
836. Babe, surely it's better that
I'm honest with you...Copy !req
837. rather than me doing it
and not telling you.Copy !req
838. Kind of got a bit of
a "save the world" situation here.Copy !req
839. How the fuck
is screwing someoneCopy !req
840. gonna save the world?Copy !req
841. Well, it's
a bit complicated...Copy !req
842. but trust me, I would not be
doing it if I didn't have to.Copy !req
843. Babe, please believe me.
I love you.Copy !req
844. You are the person
I wanna spendCopy !req
845. the rest of my life with.Copy !req
846. Is that a proposal?Copy !req
847. Um...Copy !req
848. Because I think I'd give you
my permission.Copy !req
849. Having that security, knowing
that we were committed...Copy !req
850. In that context, yeah.
Yeah, I'd feel different.Copy !req
851. Right. Well, I mean...Copy !req
852. I want to be with you,Copy !req
853. but being
a public figure, babe...Copy !req
854. like a prince...Copy !req
855. It's a bit of a factor,
you know,Copy !req
856. what with my job and stuff.Copy !req
857. Oh, no, no, no, come on. Okay.Copy !req
858. Uh, look, we need to talk
about this properly.Copy !req
859. Just give me
five minutes, okay?Copy !req
860. Don't put
yourself down, Eggsy.Copy !req
861. I'm sure you can last
longer than that.Copy !req
862. What's the matter?
Nothing.Copy !req
863. I just feel that
our spirit animalsCopy !req
864. need more time
to get in sync...Copy !req
865. and find a harmonious bond
on the spiritual plane.Copy !req
866. Totally.Copy !req
867. Yeah?Copy !req
868. Or we could just...Copy !req
869. fuck?Copy !req
870. Clara, I don't think I can.Copy !req
871. But you know what?Copy !req
872. My crow is looking
for a place to nest.Copy !req
873. Good work, Eggsy!Copy !req
874. Tracker fully functional.Copy !req
875. Don't worry, I've been
through this with Whiskey before.Copy !req
876. Nice to be working
with an agentCopy !req
877. who knows what he's doing.Copy !req
878. Wow, Mr. Crow. My turn.Copy !req
879. I'm sorry. I can't.Copy !req
880. I'm in a relationship.Copy !req
881. That's adorable.
Listen, so am I.Copy !req
882. What happens at Glasto,
stays in Glasto.Copy !req
883. I can't.Copy !req
884. Bye, Clara.Copy !req
885. This is Princess T,Copy !req
886. please leave a message.Copy !req
887. Motor Manor Hotel...Copy !req
888. Yeah, can you put me through
to Princess Tilde, please.Copy !req
889. Oh, actually, sir, I'm just
looking at my computer...Copy !req
890. and I'm afraid
that the princessCopy !req
891. is already checked out.Copy !req
892. Thank you.Copy !req
893. Fuck!Copy !req
894. Harry.Copy !req
895. What's going on?
I was just packing.Copy !req
896. Look at these
lovely toiletriesCopy !req
897. Merlin very kindly gave me
as a leaving present.Copy !req
898. Here, try this aftershave.Copy !req
899. Yeah, I know, Harry.
I'm wearing it.Copy !req
900. Listen, you can't
just give up.Copy !req
901. Give up?Copy !req
902. No, on the contrary.
I'm about to achieve my dream.Copy !req
903. Researching rare butterfliesCopy !req
904. alongside some of the finest
minds in entomology.Copy !req
905. You know, you may as well
have me stuck up on this wall.Copy !req
906. 'Cause you're never gonna find a butterfly
more interesting than me.Copy !req
907. Sorry?Copy !req
908. When you and I first met,
I was just, like, a maggot.Copy !req
909. Maggots turn into flies.Copy !req
910. Perhaps you mean larva.Copy !req
911. Larva, yeah, okay.
Whatever. The point is...Copy !req
912. everyone wanted
to squash me.Copy !req
913. But not you.Copy !req
914. You helped me
to become a caterpillar.Copy !req
915. And now I've got wings.Copy !req
916. I'm flying higher
than I ever dreamed.Copy !req
917. And that is all thanks to you.Copy !req
918. I hate to seem rude,
but I need to finish packingCopy !req
919. and get some sleep.Copy !req
920. Harry, you can't
just walk away.Copy !req
921. Kingsman needs you.Copy !req
922. The whole world needs you.Copy !req
923. I need you.Copy !req
924. Eggy, whoever the Harry wasCopy !req
925. that you knew,
he's gone, I'm afraid.Copy !req
926. Goodbye.Copy !req
927. That's not a martini.Copy !req
928. It is in Kentucky.Copy !req
929. Fair enough.Copy !req
930. Here's to you, Eggsy.Copy !req
931. You're exactly
what Kingsman needs.Copy !req
932. This is Princess T.Copy !req
933. Please leave a message.Copy !req
934. Can I have
another martini, please?Copy !req
935. Sure.Copy !req
936. Thanks.Copy !req
937. Give up.Copy !req
938. You know what?Copy !req
939. That was the best martini
I've ever had.Copy !req
940. Keep the change.Copy !req
941. Thanks.Copy !req
942. It's all right.
Don't panic.Copy !req
943. Just thought I'd bring you
a little leaving present.Copy !req
944. What do you think?
He's lovely, isn't he?Copy !req
945. Would you like to hold him?Copy !req
946. Hello.Copy !req
947. Do you think
I should shoot him?Copy !req
948. Are you quite mad?
What? What's the problem?Copy !req
949. No! You can't!
Eh? What?Copy !req
950. No, you'll have to shoot me!
Shoot you?Copy !req
951. Well, I will shoot you.Copy !req
952. No. No one's sick enough
to shoot a puppy!Copy !req
953. Well, what about you, Harry?Copy !req
954. You were sick enough
to shoot a puppy!Copy !req
955. Do you remember?Copy !req
956. You were sick enough
to shoot a puppy!Copy !req
957. It was a blank.
Yes, Harry. Yes!Copy !req
958. It was a fucking blank!Copy !req
959. That's right. It was a blank!Copy !req
960. I would never hurt Mr. Pickle!Copy !req
961. Yes, Harry!
He lived to a ripe old age!Copy !req
962. He died of pancreatitis!Copy !req
963. You're not Mr. Pickle.Copy !req
964. Eggsy.Copy !req
965. Hello, Harry.Copy !req
966. Eggsy.Copy !req
967. Valentine has to be stopped.
No, I know.Copy !req
968. He has a device.
It's all right.Copy !req
969. It's sorted. Don't worry.Copy !req
970. We got a lot of
catching up to do.Copy !req
971. Well, well.Copy !req
972. I suppose I should
cancel that taxi.Copy !req
973. Yes.Copy !req
974. If you don't mind...Copy !req
975. Merlin.Copy !req
976. Welcome back...Copy !req
977. Galahad.Copy !req
978. Now that we've finished
the debrief, Harry...Copy !req
979. here's a couple of
welcome back gifts.Copy !req
980. First up...Copy !req
981. a brand-new Kingsman watch.Copy !req
982. Advanced software,Copy !req
983. it can hack into anything
with a microchip.Copy !req
984. It is the bollocks.Copy !req
985. And Merlin...Copy !req
986. I made you these.Copy !req
987. A-ha.Copy !req
988. Thank you, Merlin, Eggsy.Copy !req
989. How do I look?
You look...Copy !req
990. Like some faggot lookin' for
an eye fuckin'.Copy !req
991. Now...Copy !req
992. why don't you
get out of our bar...Copy !req
993. before I take out
your other one?Copy !req
994. Now, is that any way
to welcome a visitorCopy !req
995. from out of town, moonshine?Copy !req
996. Okay.Copy !req
997. Suck my southern dick...Copy !req
998. bitch.Copy !req
999. Oh, I don't think
that'll be necessary.Copy !req
1000. Good day, sir.Copy !req
1001. Well?Copy !req
1002. What are you ladies
waitin' for?Copy !req
1003. Manners...Copy !req
1004. maketh...Copy !req
1005. man.Copy !req
1006. Do you know what that means?Copy !req
1007. Then let me
teach you a lesson.Copy !req
1008. Are we going to stand
around here all day?Copy !req
1009. Or are we going to...Copy !req
1010. You big...Copy !req
1011. Well, pick him up.Copy !req
1012. Now, that is not what I call
a Kentucky welcome.Copy !req
1013. Manners maketh man.Copy !req
1014. Let me translate that for you.Copy !req
1015. What's wrong with me, Merlin?Copy !req
1016. I thought you fixed me?Copy !req
1017. Well, we rebuilt
your neural pathways.Copy !req
1018. But it'll take time to get
your coordination back.Copy !req
1019. And the phantom butterflies?Copy !req
1020. You will
experience episodes...Copy !req
1021. lapses of clarity.Copy !req
1022. You'll be back
to normal soon.Copy !req
1023. Whoo.Copy !req
1024. I feel like a tornado
in a trailer park.Copy !req
1025. Mr. President,
my name is Poppy Adams.Copy !req
1026. I believe the UN has no teeth.Copy !req
1027. So I've selected you,
as leader of the free world,Copy !req
1028. to receive this communication.Copy !req
1029. And I invite you
to begin negotiations...Copy !req
1030. on the largest scale
hostage situation in history.Copy !req
1031. A few weeks ago,Copy !req
1032. an engineered virus
was released...Copy !req
1033. contained in all
varieties of my product.Copy !req
1034. Cannabis, cocaine, heroin,
opium, ecstasy...Copy !req
1035. and crystal meth.Copy !req
1036. Some of you
are already infected.Copy !req
1037. And this is
what you can expectCopy !req
1038. in the coming days.Copy !req
1039. After a brief
incubation period...Copy !req
1040. victims present
with stage one symptoms.Copy !req
1041. A blue rash.Copy !req
1042. Next...Copy !req
1043. second stage symptoms appear.Copy !req
1044. Mania...Copy !req
1045. as the virus
enters the brain.Copy !req
1046. Very distressing to the victimCopy !req
1047. and those around them.Copy !req
1048. Stage three...Copy !req
1049. Paralysis.Copy !req
1050. Muscles enter a state
of catastrophic seizure.Copy !req
1051. And once the muscles of
the thorax become affected...Copy !req
1052. breathing becomes
impossible...Copy !req
1053. leading to a very nasty death
within 12 hours.Copy !req
1054. But I have good news to
the millions already affected.Copy !req
1055. It doesn't have
to be this way.Copy !req
1056. I have an antidote.Copy !req
1057. What have you done to me,
you fucking bitch?Copy !req
1058. 100% effective...Copy !req
1059. and ready to
ship out worldwideCopy !req
1060. at a moment's notice.Copy !req
1061. Get out of my room!
You have my word.Copy !req
1062. Get out!
I will do this...Copy !req
1063. if the following
conditions are met.Copy !req
1064. Get out of my fucking room!Copy !req
1065. First, you agree
to end the war on drugs,Copy !req
1066. once and for all.Copy !req
1067. All classes of substance
are legalized...Copy !req
1068. paving the way
to a new marketplaceCopy !req
1069. in which sales
are regulated and taxed...Copy !req
1070. as per alcohol.Copy !req
1071. And second, my colleagues and
I receive full legal immunity.Copy !req
1072. Meet my terms...Copy !req
1073. and I look forward
to helping youCopy !req
1074. keep our beloved
country great...Copy !req
1075. boosting our ailing economy,Copy !req
1076. and easing spending
on law enforcement.Copy !req
1077. Or continue this
blinkered, outmoded...Copy !req
1078. and, frankly, disastrous
exercise in prohibition...Copy !req
1079. and live with blood
on your hands.Copy !req
1080. Save lives. Legalize.Copy !req
1081. I told you that shit
was no good for you.Copy !req
1082. Who is Poppy Adams?Copy !req
1083. After graduating
Harvard Business School...Copy !req
1084. Adams was briefly heldCopy !req
1085. for serious mental
health issues...Copy !req
1086. before disappearing
without a trace.Copy !req
1087. Intelligent, ambitious,
ruthless,Copy !req
1088. lacks empathy,
superficial charm.Copy !req
1089. All the elements
of a great CEO.Copy !req
1090. Or a psychopath.Copy !req
1091. Following the broadcastCopy !req
1092. of Adams's message
to the president...Copy !req
1093. there were scenes
of chaos today...Copy !req
1094. at medical centers
across the country and around the world.Copy !req
1095. We have
no more beds available.Copy !req
1096. The hospital is
at full capacity.Copy !req
1097. The blue rash
is now being renamedCopy !req
1098. "The Dancing Disease"...Copy !req
1099. as victims begin to exhibit
stage two symptoms.Copy !req
1100. Let's prep the cryo unit.Copy !req
1101. You want to freeze him?Copy !req
1102. Exactly.Copy !req
1103. Victims of the virusCopy !req
1104. caused by contaminated
recreational drugs...Copy !req
1105. flooded hospitals and clinics
in fear for their lives.Copy !req
1106. Curfews and no travel ordersCopy !req
1107. are being considered
as authorities assessCopy !req
1108. the scale of the disaster.Copy !req
1109. Close it.Copy !req
1110. But there has still beenCopy !req
1111. no official response
from the president...Copy !req
1112. who remains locked
in emergency talks.Copy !req
1113. Prepare a presidential decree.Copy !req
1114. Tell intelligence and law enforcement
to stand down.Copy !req
1115. We're gonna dance
to this lady's tune.Copy !req
1116. Good.Copy !req
1117. We can make this work.Copy !req
1118. We spin it
that it's not a matterCopy !req
1119. of negotiation
with terrorists.Copy !req
1120. No, what I'm proposing...Copy !req
1121. is we appear
to agree to her demandsCopy !req
1122. to prevent global panic...Copy !req
1123. and then let the junkie scum
go down in flames. Huh?Copy !req
1124. Huh? Yeah.Copy !req
1125. Take Poppy Adams and her so-called
Golden Circle down with them.Copy !req
1126. No drug users, no drug trade.
It's a win-win situation here.Copy !req
1127. But, sir, we're not talking about
a handful of hostages.Copy !req
1128. We could be looking
at the deathsCopy !req
1129. of hundreds
of millions worldwide.Copy !req
1130. Hundreds of millions
of criminals,Copy !req
1131. burdens to society.Copy !req
1132. Am I right, McCoy?Copy !req
1133. Absolutely, sir.Copy !req
1134. But, sir, that's...Copy !req
1135. What about people who were
just experimenting?Copy !req
1136. Folks who self-medicate?Copy !req
1137. Functioning
professionals? Kids?Copy !req
1138. Oh, spare me the crap, Fox.Copy !req
1139. The fact is,Copy !req
1140. this presidency has just
won the war on drugs.Copy !req
1141. Congratulations, sir.Copy !req
1142. Thank you.Copy !req
1143. And that deserves a toast.Copy !req
1144. This is
totally unethical, sir.Copy !req
1145. Fox, shut up!Copy !req
1146. McCoy, declare martial law.Copy !req
1147. We need to keep control,
commandeer stadiums,Copy !req
1148. schools, civic centers...Copy !req
1149. order a press blackout.Copy !req
1150. And put the military
on standbyCopy !req
1151. to round these junkies up.Copy !req
1152. Whether they broke
the law or not,Copy !req
1153. those victims
are human beings.Copy !req
1154. Tequila.Copy !req
1155. He's a great guy.Copy !req
1156. And a great agent.Copy !req
1157. Right now, he's lying in deep
freeze waitin' on our help.Copy !req
1158. We can't make
this personal, sir.Copy !req
1159. Personal?Copy !req
1160. Agent, we can't stand by
and let folks like him die.Copy !req
1161. These people,
we're their only hope.Copy !req
1162. Now, we have
to find that antidote.Copy !req
1163. Poppy's stockpiles, well,
they could be anywhere.Copy !req
1164. She must have some on hand.Copy !req
1165. Locate Poppy...Copy !req
1166. and obtain a sample
for analysis.Copy !req
1167. Maybe it can be replicated.Copy !req
1168. Sorry to cut in, guys.Copy !req
1169. But Charlie is on the phone
with his girlfriend.Copy !req
1170. Looping you in now.Copy !req
1171. Don't worry.
I'm on a payphone...Copy !req
1172. covered in
a fucking blue rash.Copy !req
1173. Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
1174. All you said was,
"Don't take any drugs."Copy !req
1175. It was a music festival
for fuck's sake.Copy !req
1176. Fuck. Shit. Shit! Okay.Copy !req
1177. Listen. You need to get
to the lab in Italy.Copy !req
1178. Do you remember
where we went skiing?Copy !req
1179. Yes. Yes, I remember.Copy !req
1180. Yeah. Meet me thereCopy !req
1181. and I'll give you
the antidote.Copy !req
1182. Okay.Copy !req
1183. All right. Jet's ready.Copy !req
1184. Whiskey, Galahad,
get to Italy.Copy !req
1185. You two need to fix
this code name thing.Copy !req
1186. And with all
due respect, sir...Copy !req
1187. I don't think Galahad seniorCopy !req
1188. is ready to return
to fieldwork.Copy !req
1189. I did actually mean...
Of course.Copy !req
1190. And with all disrespect...Copy !req
1191. I'm not going anywhere
without him.Copy !req
1192. Brains, skills...Copy !req
1193. skipping rope?Copy !req
1194. It's a lasso.
Whatever.Copy !req
1195. Come on.Copy !req
1196. Go on. Vamoose.Copy !req
1197. Yes, sir.Copy !req
1198. Drink it.Copy !req
1199. Wow.Copy !req
1200. It's working already.Copy !req
1201. Thank God.Copy !req
1202. Agent Whiskey.Copy !req
1203. Antidote confirmed
at the target's location.Copy !req
1204. Good luck.Copy !req
1205. Hold up.
We need you down here, Galahad.Copy !req
1206. To secure the control room.Copy !req
1207. Probably a good idea, Harry.Copy !req
1208. Call you from the top, yeah?Copy !req
1209. Buongiorno!Copy !req
1210. Buongiorno.Copy !req
1211. Hey!Copy !req
1212. So sorry about this.Copy !req
1213. At the controls. In position.Copy !req
1214. Keep this cable car here
till we get back.Copy !req
1215. Roger that, Eggsy.Copy !req
1216. Clara's definitely here.Copy !req
1217. We're getting warmer.Copy !req
1218. Harry Hart, Harry Hart,
super spy, super spy.Copy !req
1219. Looks like we've got a door.Copy !req
1220. Yep.Copy !req
1221. There you go.Copy !req
1222. I'll cover.Copy !req
1223. Hi, there.Copy !req
1224. Whew.Copy !req
1225. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
1226. You guys did not make
this place easy to find.Copy !req
1227. Who are you?Copy !req
1228. I'm here to collect
this antidote.Copy !req
1229. For Singapore?Copy !req
1230. Yeah.Copy !req
1231. You are Wu Ting Feng?Copy !req
1232. Yes.Copy !req
1233. Hey, how are you still alive?Copy !req
1234. River, what are you
doing here?Copy !req
1235. River?Copy !req
1236. Hi, Clara.Copy !req
1237. What happens at Glasto,
stays in Glasto.Copy !req
1238. You motherfucker!
Bye, Charlie.Copy !req
1239. Sound the alarm!Copy !req
1240. You fucking cockroach!Copy !req
1241. Jam the door!
Give...Copy !req
1242. Fuck!Copy !req
1243. Galahad, we're coming.Copy !req
1244. All clear at the bottom?Copy !req
1245. Galahad, come in!Copy !req
1246. Open the fucking door.
They've locked.Copy !req
1247. Open the door!Copy !req
1248. Harry, come on, we're in.
Let's go.Copy !req
1249. Away, butterflies.Copy !req
1250. Butterfly? No, Harry. You've
got to shut the doors, please.Copy !req
1251. Come on.
We've gotta go now. Please!Copy !req
1252. Shut the fucking door, Harry!Copy !req
1253. Harry, are you there?Copy !req
1254. Well done, Harry.
Good. Thanks, man.Copy !req
1255. Come on. Now!Copy !req
1256. It's done.
Thank you.Copy !req
1257. You all good
down there, Harry?Copy !req
1258. All clear.Copy !req
1259. Hello, Eggsy.Copy !req
1260. Enjoy the ride, bruv.Copy !req
1261. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1262. All the buttons are dead.
Controls gone.Copy !req
1263. Everything's in shutdown.
You're on your own, Eggsy.Copy !req
1264. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
1265. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1266. You've gotta be
fucking kidding!Copy !req
1267. Jesus fucking Christ!
What the fuck is that?Copy !req
1268. What the hell is that?Copy !req
1269. Shit!Copy !req
1270. That's the first decent shit
I've had in three weeks.Copy !req
1271. Harry, meet us at the
emergency rendezvous point.Copy !req
1272. Roger that.Copy !req
1273. Got you on the GPS.Copy !req
1274. So weird to think
this tiny thingCopy !req
1275. could save the world.Copy !req
1276. Let me have a look.Copy !req
1277. Harry.Copy !req
1278. Am I late?Copy !req
1279. You found the antidote.Copy !req
1280. Get down!Copy !req
1281. You fucking dickhead!Copy !req
1282. Fuck you!
I just saved your life!Copy !req
1283. Yeah, and cost millions
of people theirs!Copy !req
1284. All right, they're going
for cover and reloading.Copy !req
1285. I'll fix their wagons.
Cover me, boys!Copy !req
1286. Wait.Copy !req
1287. Eggsy, I think he could be
working for the other side.Copy !req
1288. What the fuck
is wrong with you?Copy !req
1289. You're having
a brain fart! Look!Copy !req
1290. Does that look like
he's working with them?Copy !req
1291. Harry, are you seeing
butterflies again?Copy !req
1292. I know what I'm seeing.Copy !req
1293. Good job
he didn't need our help.Copy !req
1294. Thank fucking Christ
I didn't need any backup!Copy !req
1295. I'm out of ammo!
Troop carrier coming in.Copy !req
1296. What've you got?Copy !req
1297. Fuck!Copy !req
1298. Shit!
There's a fuck ton of 'em!Copy !req
1299. What is this?Copy !req
1300. Looks like you packed for
a fucking slumber party, not a mission!Copy !req
1301. And they've got
fucking Gatling guns!Copy !req
1302. You have 10 seconds
to surrender before we open fire!Copy !req
1303. Guys, hurry up!Copy !req
1304. 10!Copy !req
1305. Hey!Copy !req
1306. 9!
Butterfly guy!Copy !req
1307. 8!Copy !req
1308. You don't look like
Ginger fixed you right.Copy !req
1309. 7!Copy !req
1310. I said I'm empty!Copy !req
1311. 6!
Give me yours.Copy !req
1312. 5!Copy !req
1313. Harry, give him
the fucking gun!Copy !req
1314. 4!Copy !req
1315. Harry, no!Copy !req
1316. Oh, fuck it! Fire!Copy !req
1317. Harry, get down!Copy !req
1318. I mean, honestly, Harry,Copy !req
1319. what the fuck
is wrong with you?Copy !req
1320. He broke the vial on purpose!Copy !req
1321. You're a fucking idiot!
You're out of control, Harry!Copy !req
1322. If we made it out of here,
he was gonna kill us both!Copy !req
1323. For fuck's sake, it looks like he wouldn't
have fucking had to!Copy !req
1324. Oh, ye of little faith.Copy !req
1325. This does not mean
you're off the fucking hook!Copy !req
1326. We need to go dark.Copy !req
1327. We don't know
who else at StatesmanCopy !req
1328. could be working against us.Copy !req
1329. Shit! This is all my fault.Copy !req
1330. You weren't ready
for the fieldCopy !req
1331. and I pushed for it!Copy !req
1332. He showed his hand.Copy !req
1333. You think
he'd have let us live?Copy !req
1334. You should be thanking me
for saving our arses!Copy !req
1335. Saving our arses?Copy !req
1336. Try saying that
to fucking Whiskey!Copy !req
1337. You are unbelievable!Copy !req
1338. Merlin, can you hear me?
Yes, Eggsy.Copy !req
1339. Whiskey's down.
He's been shot.Copy !req
1340. What happened?Copy !req
1341. He got caught
in the crossfire.Copy !req
1342. I've applied the alpha gel.
We'll bring him in.Copy !req
1343. But first, I've gotta find a
way to get back up to that labCopy !req
1344. and retrieve more antidote.Copy !req
1345. Charlie, what's
happening? Where are you?Copy !req
1346. Everything's under control.Copy !req
1347. I'm sorry, Charlie.
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1348. Please don't tell Poppy
it was me they followed.Copy !req
1349. Don't worry, darling.Copy !req
1350. What happens in Italy...Copy !req
1351. stays in Italy.Copy !req
1352. Thank you.Copy !req
1353. Merlin, change of plans.
Wu Ting Feng, Singapore.Copy !req
1354. Who?
Exactly.Copy !req
1355. It's the only
lead we've got.Copy !req
1356. So I suggest
you find out who he is.Copy !req
1357. Come on.Copy !req
1358. Wu Ting Feng, he's
an assistant at a law firm.Copy !req
1359. Let's get through
their firewall.Copy !req
1360. Yep.Copy !req
1361. Merlin...Copy !req
1362. have you ever wanted
to do more than this?Copy !req
1363. Are you serious?
Yeah.Copy !req
1364. This is vital.Copy !req
1365. Without us, they'd be lost.Copy !req
1366. I know, but you know
what I mean.Copy !req
1367. Get out there
in the field.Copy !req
1368. Well, have you ever asked?Copy !req
1369. Of course I have.Copy !req
1370. But every time an agent's
position has come up...Copy !req
1371. Whiskey has voted
against me.Copy !req
1372. No.
Yeah.Copy !req
1373. Wait, wait, wait.
Look, check it out.Copy !req
1374. Email in from Poppy,Copy !req
1375. from a senior partner
at the firm.Copy !req
1376. They're coordinates.Copy !req
1377. Cambodia?Copy !req
1378. You have any reconnaissance
drones down in Asia?Copy !req
1379. Sure do.
Sending them in right now.Copy !req
1380. The government today urgedCopy !req
1381. Golden Circle victims...Copy !req
1382. to report to
the temporary field hospitalsCopy !req
1383. now set up across the country.Copy !req
1384. The president's
handling of the crisisCopy !req
1385. has been commended
by other world leaders.Copy !req
1386. Damn. Politics has
never been so easy.Copy !req
1387. Oh, Jesus, Fox.Copy !req
1388. What?Copy !req
1389. Oh, God.Copy !req
1390. Like I said, sir...Copy !req
1391. this affects all people
from all backgrounds.Copy !req
1392. I'm disappointed, Fox.Copy !req
1393. Disappointed and disgusted.Copy !req
1394. Mr. President,
I routinely workCopy !req
1395. a 20 hour day for you,
7 days a week.Copy !req
1396. Maybe some can do that
without chemical help.Copy !req
1397. Countless people
are going to die.Copy !req
1398. You can save them, sir.Copy !req
1399. Innocent people like me.Copy !req
1400. Not that innocent.Copy !req
1401. He looks great.Copy !req
1402. Good.Copy !req
1403. Good news, gentlemen.Copy !req
1404. He'll be back on
his feet in no time.Copy !req
1405. I'm not certain
that's a good idea.Copy !req
1406. What do you mean?Copy !req
1407. I shot Agent Whiskey.
Deliberately.Copy !req
1408. What, why?Copy !req
1409. He was working against us.Copy !req
1410. And until we find out why,
I say we trust no one.Copy !req
1411. Merlin, Harry's sick.Copy !req
1412. This whole thing
is my fault.Copy !req
1413. I thought he was ready.Copy !req
1414. I'm sorry,
I've got to take this.Copy !req
1415. Listen to me.Copy !req
1416. This is not about
my mental health.Copy !req
1417. If there's a chance there's
a double agent in our midst...Copy !req
1418. or worse, if Statesman itself
has a dark agenda...Copy !req
1419. we have to safeguard
this mission.Copy !req
1420. We both know the president
wants these victims dead.Copy !req
1421. Hey, baby.Copy !req
1422. Hey.Copy !req
1423. Fuck.Copy !req
1424. Look, Harry, I trust you.
I always have.Copy !req
1425. But it's about this situation.
We need Statesman's resources.Copy !req
1426. And I need to know
that you are fit for work.Copy !req
1427. Babe, why didn't
you call me?Copy !req
1428. Are you the banana man?Copy !req
1429. Listen, we're on
the verge of findingCopy !req
1430. an antidote.
It's gonna be all right.Copy !req
1431. Now, look left for me.Copy !req
1432. There's nothing wrong
with my brain.Copy !req
1433. Look right.Copy !req
1434. Can you remember
the headlineCopy !req
1435. when you uncovered
that spy ring in the Pentagon?Copy !req
1436. The football.
England beat Germany, 5-1.Copy !req
1437. Thatcher's
assassination attempt.Copy !req
1438. Charles and Di's wedding.Copy !req
1439. Hey, Bjorn Borg.Copy !req
1440. Babe, if you can hear me,Copy !req
1441. I want you to know
that I love you.Copy !req
1442. And if we get through this,
and you'll have me back...Copy !req
1443. I wanna be with you.
No matter what.Copy !req
1444. I promise
I won't let you down.Copy !req
1445. It's all gonna be all right.Copy !req
1446. My favorite singer.Copy !req
1447. I don't bloody know.
How would I know that?Copy !req
1448. It's John Denver.
Merlin!Copy !req
1449. Have you got eyes
on that location yet?Copy !req
1450. Soon. The reconnaissance
drone's about an hour away.Copy !req
1451. Which gives us time
to sort out...Copy !req
1452. Bollocks, we haven't
time for anything.Copy !req
1453. I'm leaving now.
With or without you.Copy !req
1454. Hello!Copy !req
1455. Identify yourself.Copy !req
1456. My name is Stacey Prewitt.
I'm Ms. Poppy Adams' attorney.Copy !req
1457. Poppy, you expecting
a lawyer tonight?Copy !req
1458. Oh, yes. Please send him in.Copy !req
1459. But don't forget to
reactivate the landmines.Copy !req
1460. Good evening, Ms. Adams.Copy !req
1461. My lawyer is bringing you
the document right now.Copy !req
1462. Hurry up.Copy !req
1463. And once you countersign,Copy !req
1464. it becomes
an executive decree...Copy !req
1465. and you can't back out,Copy !req
1466. and then I release
the antidote.Copy !req
1467. Can you give me any assuranceCopy !req
1468. you can get it
out there in time?Copy !req
1469. And where's it
gonna come from?Copy !req
1470. How long it'll take
to distribute?Copy !req
1471. I wouldn't worry about that.
I have secure stockpiles...Copy !req
1472. hidden in every
major city worldwide.Copy !req
1473. And when I enter
the access code...Copy !req
1474. my fleet of dronesCopy !req
1475. will distribute
the antidote immediately.Copy !req
1476. So don't dilly-dally
signin' that documentCopy !req
1477. 'cause time is running out.Copy !req
1478. You dumb bitch!Copy !req
1479. You all right?Copy !req
1480. What was that
phone call you got?Copy !req
1481. Let's not, Harry.Copy !req
1482. I don't think
you'd sympathize...Copy !req
1483. and I'm not really in
the mood for a lecture.Copy !req
1484. All right.Copy !req
1485. How about a martini?
For old times' sake?Copy !req
1486. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
1487. I had a girlfriend.Copy !req
1488. I lost her.Copy !req
1489. And it broke me.Copy !req
1490. And now,
if this mission fails...Copy !req
1491. she's gonna die.Copy !req
1492. I know it's against
Kingsman rules,Copy !req
1493. having a relationship.Copy !req
1494. When I was shot...Copy !req
1495. can you guess
what the last thing wasCopy !req
1496. that flashed through my mind?Copy !req
1497. It was absolutely nothing.Copy !req
1498. I had no ties.Copy !req
1499. No bittersweet memories.Copy !req
1500. I was leaving nothing behind.Copy !req
1501. Never experienced
companionship...Copy !req
1502. never been in love...Copy !req
1503. and in that moment...Copy !req
1504. all I felt was loneliness...Copy !req
1505. and regret.Copy !req
1506. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1507. Don't be.Copy !req
1508. Just know that
having something to lose...Copy !req
1509. is what makes life
worth living.Copy !req
1510. Now, let's go
and save your girl.Copy !req
1511. I missed you, Harry.Copy !req
1512. Gentlemen.Copy !req
1513. I hate to break up a party.Copy !req
1514. We're nearly there,
so I suggest we get ready.Copy !req
1515. Follow me.Copy !req
1516. Oh, yes.Copy !req
1517. Hello, gorgeous.Copy !req
1518. I'm Jack. What's your name?Copy !req
1519. How would you like to ride
home on a real cowboy?Copy !req
1520. I got a six pack
of cold ones on iceCopy !req
1521. and my roomie's
out all night.Copy !req
1522. So you can scream my name
as loud as you need to, sugar.Copy !req
1523. I hate to do this
to you, Jack.Copy !req
1524. Who's this pretty lady?Copy !req
1525. She's dead.Copy !req
1526. Cops said wrong place,
wrong time.Copy !req
1527. Hey, honey. I'm heading
to the grocery store.Copy !req
1528. My name is Poppy Adams.Copy !req
1529. Ginger.Copy !req
1530. Goddamn butterfly guy shot me
in the fucking head.Copy !req
1531. Why would he do that?Copy !req
1532. Well, I'm guessing
you didn't fix him right.Copy !req
1533. And where the hell is he?Copy !req
1534. He's on his way to Cambodia
with Eggsy and Merlin.Copy !req
1535. That's where Poppy's base is.Copy !req
1536. Eggsy's gonna need backup.Copy !req
1537. Yes, he is.Copy !req
1538. Get the Silver Pony
on the runwayCopy !req
1539. and ready to take off.Copy !req
1540. Hey, hey.Copy !req
1541. Looking good, Merlin.Copy !req
1542. Feeling good, Eggsy.Copy !req
1543. Right. This is yours.Copy !req
1544. That's for you.Copy !req
1545. Press the "S".Copy !req
1546. Minesweeper.Copy !req
1547. Courtesy of Statesman.Copy !req
1548. And what about these?
Careful.Copy !req
1549. Those are hand grenades.Copy !req
1550. As discussed...Copy !req
1551. this is for the endgame.Copy !req
1552. I'm entrusting it to you.Copy !req
1553. And I'm entrusting this...Copy !req
1554. to me.Copy !req
1555. Millions of
Golden Circle victims worldwide...Copy !req
1556. are now entering
stage three paralysis.Copy !req
1557. In his latest statement...Copy !req
1558. the president promised
he was doingCopy !req
1559. everything in his power...Copy !req
1560. to speed up negotiations
and save lives.Copy !req
1561. But fears are growing
that for many,Copy !req
1562. it may soon be too late.Copy !req
1563. Our thoughts and prayers
are with the victims.Copy !req
1564. God help us all.Copy !req
1565. Right.
This is where we split up.Copy !req
1566. Pincer movement.Copy !req
1567. Merlin, you're with me.Copy !req
1568. Eggsy, you signal
when we're in position.Copy !req
1569. Don't move.Copy !req
1570. You move, we die.Copy !req
1571. Luckily, I have this.Copy !req
1572. This spray will freeze
the trigger mechanism...Copy !req
1573. give us a split second.Copy !req
1574. So on the count of three...Copy !req
1575. what I want you to...Copy !req
1576. Merlin!Copy !req
1577. Merlin, what the fuck
have you done?Copy !req
1578. Our journey together
began many years ago...Copy !req
1579. when your father
did the same thing for us.Copy !req
1580. Our journey began
with a mistake I made.Copy !req
1581. Give me the can.
That's an order.Copy !req
1582. Can's empty.Copy !req
1583. Split second's over.Copy !req
1584. You two need to get going.Copy !req
1585. No, no, no.
There's got to be another way.Copy !req
1586. He's right.Copy !req
1587. Mission comes first.Copy !req
1588. Bollocks,
mission comes first!Copy !req
1589. Eggsy!Copy !req
1590. This is no time for emotion.
Remember your training.Copy !req
1591. Or we all die.Copy !req
1592. Now get on with it.Copy !req
1593. Do as you're told.
Move it!Copy !req
1594. Go.Copy !req
1595. It's been an honor.Copy !req
1596. Good luck.Copy !req
1597. Poppy, come in.
Roger.Copy !req
1598. Are you expecting
another lawyer?Copy !req
1599. There's
a guy here singing.Copy !req
1600. Singing?Copy !req
1601. Bring him to me.Copy !req
1602. Poppy,
we got a situation here.Copy !req
1603. Ooh.Copy !req
1604. He stepped on a land mine.Copy !req
1605. Can we get somebody out there
to clean that up?Copy !req
1606. Hello?Copy !req
1607. Crap. We're under attack.Copy !req
1608. Code five. Code five.Copy !req
1609. You two,
off your fuckin' asses.Copy !req
1610. Guard the door.Copy !req
1611. Sir Elton, stay here.
We're under attack.Copy !req
1612. Is it a rescue attempt?
Might be.Copy !req
1613. Yes!Copy !req
1614. Isn't that supposed
to be Saturday?Copy !req
1615. What day is it today?
Wednesday.Copy !req
1616. Exactly!Copy !req
1617. Elton, just calm down.
Fuck you!Copy !req
1618. Stay there, Elton.Copy !req
1619. Fuck off!Copy !req
1620. Or I'll fuck you up.Copy !req
1621. Fuck me.Copy !req
1622. Holy cow.
Get this out of here. Go!Copy !req
1623. Eggsy, get the case.Copy !req
1624. You are going to tell me...Copy !req
1625. what the access code is.Copy !req
1626. Come on, Jet. Good girl.Copy !req
1627. Motherfucker!Copy !req
1628. Get out of the way, Elton.Copy !req
1629. Stay down.
It's not allowed to hurt me.Copy !req
1630. Thank you.Copy !req
1631. Fuck you, Poppy!Copy !req
1632. Fuck you, Poppy!Copy !req
1633. Fuck you, Elton.Copy !req
1634. Kill Elton John.Copy !req
1635. Fuck!Copy !req
1636. Elton, take the ball.Copy !req
1637. Thank you.Copy !req
1638. Now, go off
and save the world.Copy !req
1639. If I save the world,
can I have two ticketsCopy !req
1640. to your next concert?Copy !req
1641. Darling,
if you save the world,Copy !req
1642. you can have a backstage pass.Copy !req
1643. Fuck you.Copy !req
1644. Time's up.Copy !req
1645. Fuck!Copy !req
1646. Bennie, Bennie, Bennie!Copy !req
1647. Get them!Copy !req
1648. Got it.Copy !req
1649. Kill him, Bennie!Copy !req
1650. Here, heel! Heel! Good boy!Copy !req
1651. Come on!Copy !req
1652. Give me the code.Copy !req
1653. No. We're not done yet.Copy !req
1654. Lucky for you, Charlie...Copy !req
1655. one of us understandsCopy !req
1656. what it means
to be a gentleman.Copy !req
1657. Let's make this fair.Copy !req
1658. Give me the code!Copy !req
1659. I can't.Copy !req
1660. Only Poppy knows it.Copy !req
1661. Well, then you're no use
to me, are you?Copy !req
1662. For the record, Charlie...Copy !req
1663. I'm more of a gentleman
than you'll ever be.Copy !req
1664. But right now, it's time
to drop the gentle bit.Copy !req
1665. This is for Kingsman.Copy !req
1666. For my mate Brandon.Copy !req
1667. For Roxy.Copy !req
1668. For JB.Copy !req
1669. And for Merlin.Copy !req
1670. Good night, bruv.Copy !req
1671. Hey, fellas.Copy !req
1672. You're going to
give us the code.Copy !req
1673. Mmm.Copy !req
1674. Or what?Copy !req
1675. 'Cause you don't seem like
the kind of gentlemanCopy !req
1676. who would hurt a lady.Copy !req
1677. Perhaps not.
Call me old-fashioned...Copy !req
1678. I don't consider genocide
especially ladylike.Copy !req
1679. Right. Enough small talk.Copy !req
1680. Give us the code.Copy !req
1681. Sure.Copy !req
1682. No. I don't think so.Copy !req
1683. Ooh!Copy !req
1684. Ow!Copy !req
1685. Heroin.Copy !req
1686. You know, where I come from...Copy !req
1687. this shit you've been peddling's
ruined a lot of lives.Copy !req
1688. But yours is even more deadly.Copy !req
1689. But it feels so nice,
it's gonna make youCopy !req
1690. lower your guard.
Mmm.Copy !req
1691. Our colleague, Merlin,
may he rest in peace...Copy !req
1692. managed to synthesize your
horrible little formula...Copy !req
1693. and speed up its effects.Copy !req
1694. So I would say you have
just under eight minutes...Copy !req
1695. before paralysis sets in
and your breathing stops.Copy !req
1696. But, of course,
you know all about that.Copy !req
1697. So here's the deal.
You release the antidote worldwide,Copy !req
1698. and we make sure
you get a dose.Copy !req
1699. I have to give you
the code to live?Copy !req
1700. Honey, you're so smart.
You should work for me.Copy !req
1701. Right. Give us the code.Copy !req
1702. Why not? The decree's getting
signed soon...Copy !req
1703. anyhoo. Um...Copy !req
1704. It's "Viva las vegan."Copy !req
1705. Get it?Copy !req
1706. "Viva las..."Copy !req
1707. Mmm.Copy !req
1708. Come snuggle with me.Copy !req
1709. I like you.Copy !req
1710. I don't think
that's terribly likely.Copy !req
1711. She's OD'd.Copy !req
1712. You gave her too much.Copy !req
1713. Did I?Copy !req
1714. You know, I really don't have as much
experience with all this drug stuff...Copy !req
1715. as people think.Copy !req
1716. Better be the right code.Copy !req
1717. "Viva las..."Copy !req
1718. So?Copy !req
1719. Don't move, kid.Copy !req
1720. You try anything funny,Copy !req
1721. and I'll turn
this thing electric.Copy !req
1722. Now give up your guns,
fellas. Slide 'em over.Copy !req
1723. Whiskey.Copy !req
1724. We are all
on the same side here.Copy !req
1725. You've had a head injury.Copy !req
1726. The exact same thing
happened to Harry.Copy !req
1727. You're havin'
some sort of brain glitch.Copy !req
1728. Nope. My brain's
all good, kid.Copy !req
1729. And you know what?Copy !req
1730. I reckon the same was true for your friend
Harry over here.Copy !req
1731. Real fine instincts,
I'll give him that.Copy !req
1732. So stay still...Copy !req
1733. or I'll dice him up so small,Copy !req
1734. you can take him
home in a bucket...Copy !req
1735. and still have room
for what's leftCopy !req
1736. of your buddy, Merlin.Copy !req
1737. Well, that's just
fucking great.Copy !req
1738. You're working
for the president?Copy !req
1739. That asshole?Copy !req
1740. Hell no. It's a matter
of personal principle, agent.Copy !req
1741. No more drug users.Copy !req
1742. And the Statesman
share price rockets.Copy !req
1743. So those are your principles?
Making money?Copy !req
1744. Our agencies were
founded to uphold peace.Copy !req
1745. To protect the innocent.Copy !req
1746. Do you wanna know
who was innocent?Copy !req
1747. My high school sweetheart.Copy !req
1748. Love of my life.Copy !req
1749. Pregnant with my little boy.Copy !req
1750. He'd be about your age now...Copy !req
1751. if his mama hadn't got caught
in the crossfire...Copy !req
1752. when two meth head freaksCopy !req
1753. decided to rob
a fucking convenience store.Copy !req
1754. A world without
those people in it...Copy !req
1755. sure smells like peace to me.Copy !req
1756. You break the law...Copy !req
1757. you pay the price.Copy !req
1758. Good riddance...Copy !req
1759. to all of them.Copy !req
1760. That's why I got
to destroy that case.Copy !req
1761. Now slide it over,
Agent Galahad.Copy !req
1762. Thank you.Copy !req
1763. Do you know what, Harry?Copy !req
1764. I think he's got a point.Copy !req
1765. I think it sounds
like a bright idea.Copy !req
1766. Put alpha gel on that,
dickhead.Copy !req
1767. "Viva las vegan."Copy !req
1768. This one's for you, Merlin.Copy !req
1769. It's a day
of worldwide celebrationCopy !req
1770. as millions rejoice...Copy !req
1771. after they or their loved ones
were saved from death.Copy !req
1772. Distribution of The
Golden Circle antidote continues...Copy !req
1773. and field hospitals
are emptying...Copy !req
1774. as victims return
to their homes tonight, cured.Copy !req
1775. Come on, Liam. Man, come on.Copy !req
1776. Yes! Yes! Yes!Copy !req
1777. I love you, man!
I love you!Copy !req
1778. I'm never touching
that shit again!Copy !req
1779. What happened?Copy !req
1780. Did I miss something?
You sure did.Copy !req
1781. From now on, Tequila,
I suggest you stick to booze.Copy !req
1782. The president
actively sanctionedCopy !req
1783. the deaths of hundreds
of millions of people...Copy !req
1784. and lied to the public.Copy !req
1785. I am proud to be responsible
for his impeachment...Copy !req
1786. and I will do everything I canCopy !req
1787. to ensure a smooth
transition of power.Copy !req
1788. In honor
of this historic occasion,Copy !req
1789. we have purchased...Copy !req
1790. a distillery in Scotland.Copy !req
1791. This shows the world...Copy !req
1792. that Kingsman is now
joining the liquor business.Copy !req
1793. Before we were cousins.Copy !req
1794. Now we're brothers,
working side-by-side.Copy !req
1795. All our resources
are now yours.Copy !req
1796. You can rebuild.Copy !req
1797. Yeah, y'all shittin'
in high cotton now.Copy !req
1798. Agent Tequila,
this is a formal occasion...Copy !req
1799. where's your tie and jacket?Copy !req
1800. Sorry, sir.Copy !req
1801. Maybe the Kingsman boys
can dress you properly.Copy !req
1802. To our union!Copy !req
1803. To our union!Copy !req
1804. Final order of business...Copy !req
1805. we would be honoredCopy !req
1806. if one of you would be
our new Agent Whiskey.Copy !req
1807. Yeah, this two Galahad thing
is just fucking confusing.Copy !req
1808. Well, I'm very honored...Copy !req
1809. Champ...Copy !req
1810. I'd like to throw
my hat in the ring.Copy !req
1811. All right!Copy !req
1812. Statesmen, the vote.Copy !req
1813. Looks like she's in.Copy !req
1814. Have a seat.Copy !req
1815. To Agent Whiskey!Copy !req
1816. Agent Whiskey!Copy !req
1817. Cheers!Copy !req
1818. Are you sure
I don't look like a dick?Copy !req
1819. Look in the mirror.Copy !req
1820. What do you see?Copy !req
1821. Someone who can't believe
what the fuck is going on.Copy !req
1822. I see a man
who is honorable...Copy !req
1823. brave...Copy !req
1824. loyal...Copy !req
1825. who's fulfilled
his huge potential.Copy !req
1826. A man who's done
something good with his life.Copy !req
1827. I owe you everything, Harry.Copy !req
1828. Thank you.Copy !req
1829. Don't mention it.Copy !req
1830. You ready?Copy !req
1831. Not a doubt in my mind.Copy !req
1832. As one of our
founding Kingsman once said...Copy !req
1833. this is not the end.Copy !req
1834. It is not even the beginning
of the end.Copy !req
1835. But it is, perhaps,
the end of the beginning.Copy !req
1836. Yeah!Copy !req