1. All set, Charlie.Copy !req
2. Hey, Pa!Copy !req
3. Whoa.Copy !req
4. Hey, Pa, you got time
for a game before supper?Copy !req
5. Go get your ball. I'll meet you out back.Copy !req
6. Okay, Roy.Copy !req
7. Come on,
I want to see some smoke on this one.Copy !req
8. - Whoa! Okay!
- Yeah!Copy !req
9. Son, you put that in a bottle,Copy !req
10. you got something sweeter
than Yoo-hoo.Copy !req
11. MR. Whoa! Beauty!Copy !req
12. You got a great gift, Son.Copy !req
13. It's as if angels came down from heavenCopy !req
14. and put a blessing
on your three bowling digits.Copy !req
15. You can apply everything
that I've taught you about bowlingCopy !req
16. to your daily life.Copy !req
17. And if you do that,
you're gonna be decent,Copy !req
18. you're gonna be moral,Copy !req
19. you're gonna be a good man.Copy !req
20. Well, all set, guys.Copy !req
21. Can you believe this?Copy !req
22. Me on the professional bowling tour?Copy !req
23. It's your calling, Son.Copy !req
24. One day,
when people say the name "Munson,"Copy !req
25. they're gonna think "winner."Copy !req
26. Just like DiMaggio is to baseball,Copy !req
27. or Unitas is to football.Copy !req
28. That's what Munson will be to bowling.Copy !req
29. That's right, Roy.
Yeah, Roy.Copy !req
30. I hope so, Dad.
I want to make you proud.Copy !req
31. Hey, Roy,Copy !req
32. maybe you can get
this old piece of crap working,Copy !req
33. or if you get in a pinch,Copy !req
34. maybe you'll get a couple of bucks for it.Copy !req
35. Ah...Copy !req
36. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
37. You go get them, Son.Copy !req
38. I will.Copy !req
39. it all comes down to this roll.Copy !req
40. Roy Munson, a man-child,Copy !req
41. with a dream to topple bowling giant,
Ernie McCracken.Copy !req
42. If he strikes,
he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters champion.Copy !req
43. He's got one foot in the frying pan
and one in the pressure cooker.Copy !req
44. Believe me, as a bowler, I know,Copy !req
45. that right about now your bladder feels
like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag,Copy !req
46. and your butt is kind of
like an about-to-explode bratwurst.Copy !req
47. Hey! Do you mind?
I wasn't talking when you were bowling.Copy !req
48. Was I talking out loud?Copy !req
49. Was I?Copy !req
50. Sorry.Copy !req
51. Good luck.Copy !req
52. Yeah!Copy !req
53. Munson! Munson!Copy !req
54. Munson! Munson! Munson! Munson!Copy !req
55. Big problem, my friend.Copy !req
56. - Engine blown.
- Engine blown?Copy !req
57. Someone put sugar in your tank.Copy !req
58. - Sugar? That's impossible.
- Here. Here. Sugar.Copy !req
59. Maybe it's the bad kids around here.Copy !req
60. - How much is it gonna cost to fix?
- $2,000.Copy !req
61. $2,000? That's gonna wipe me out.Copy !req
62. I'm sorry. Did I wake you, Fatima?Copy !req
63. - Ethyl supreme. Top it off, please.
- Right away.Copy !req
64. Watch the door.Copy !req
65. Hey, pinhead,
juice the tires for me, will you?Copy !req
66. Today. Oh, Roy.
Didn't expect to see you so soon.Copy !req
67. - Hi, Mr. McCracken.
- Hey, call me Ernie or Big Ern, huh?Copy !req
68. For a young bowler like yourself,
the tour can be very difficult.Copy !req
69. Very expensive.Copy !req
70. Tanqueray and Tab.Copy !req
71. Keep them coming, sweets.
I got a long drive.Copy !req
72. Do me a favor, will you?Copy !req
73. Would you mind washing off
that perfumeCopy !req
74. before you come back to our table?Copy !req
75. A little bad luck, like you had here today,
all of your dreams can go up in smoke.Copy !req
76. That's why even we veteran bowlers,Copy !req
77. we work our way,
tournament to tournament.Copy !req
78. - We need the supplemental income.
- Mmm.Copy !req
79. Supplemental income?Copy !req
80. - Supplemental.
- Supplemental.Copy !req
81. - Yeah, it's extra. That's what it means.
- Hmm.Copy !req
82. You interested?Copy !req
83. - Interested?
- Interested.Copy !req
84. Would you be interested
in some extra income?Copy !req
85. Extra income?Copy !req
86. Want to make more money?Copy !req
87. Mmm.Copy !req
88. Okay.Copy !req
89. Why don't you go eat that outside
and then come on back in?Copy !req
90. - Hi.
- Hello.Copy !req
91. Not you.Copy !req
92. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
93. God, do people actually bowl here?Copy !req
94. They live here. They die here.
They get their mail here.Copy !req
95. I don't know about this, Mr. McCracken.
Something doesn't seem right.Copy !req
96. Well, it takes guts to say no, kid.
You got a lot of courage.Copy !req
97. I don't think
I could call my mommy and daddyCopy !req
98. and tell them I didn't have what it takes
to make it on the tour.Copy !req
99. All right, let's get going.Copy !req
100. Better call them before they go to sleep.
Come on, hurry up.Copy !req
101. - All right.
- Nice flip-flop. Way to go.Copy !req
102. Two more for me and my friend here.Copy !req
103. I got it in the nose.Copy !req
104. Here, just take it out of that.Copy !req
105. Say there, buddy,Copy !req
106. you gonna buy the beers
or the whole place?Copy !req
107. No, l...Copy !req
108. This is just my bonus.
I had a good month.Copy !req
109. A good month.Copy !req
110. This punk shattered my monthly record.Copy !req
111. I had the entire company record, 21 %.
Just shattered.Copy !req
112. - Look at this bonus they gave him.Copy !req
113. What do you fellows sell?Copy !req
114. - Dictionaries.
- Dictionaries.Copy !req
115. Yeah. Door to door.Copy !req
116. Hey, what do you say,
we play a couple of games?Copy !req
117. - Maybe 20 bucks a game?
Oh, no.Copy !req
118. No, you're not gonna bowl drunk again.Copy !req
119. But I insist.Copy !req
120. What do you want to risk?
You have everything going for you.Copy !req
121. You're on a gravy train
with biscuit wheels.Copy !req
122. You've just shattered my record.
What do you want to go and lose it for?Copy !req
123. This is a Gran Torino
looking at you here.Copy !req
124. Don't do it, okay?Copy !req
125. Let's just have six or seven drinks
and go.Copy !req
126. Hey, buddy boy.Copy !req
127. You looking for a little friendly action,Copy !req
128. I just might know somebody
to accommodate you.Copy !req
129. Speak of the devil, and he appears.Copy !req
130. I'm gonna play the jukebox.Copy !req
131. Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
132. Yes!
Oh, yeah!Copy !req
133. God!Copy !req
134. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
135. Oh, he was robbed and you know it.Copy !req
136. Game, set, match, fellas.Copy !req
137. Yeah, and I believe you owe usCopy !req
138. another $100.Copy !req
139. Well, we're not getting
much mercy here tonight.Copy !req
140. Well, you guys got to forgive me.Copy !req
141. You see, bowling for money,
it's my only vice.Copy !req
142. - Here's your drink.
- Thanks, sugar.Copy !req
143. Okay, two vices.Copy !req
144. That's still very good.Copy !req
145. All right, let's go.Copy !req
146. Thank you for the education, gentlemen.Copy !req
147. We've just received a Ph.D. in stupidity.
Doctor, shall we?Copy !req
148. Give us a chance
to win our money back.Copy !req
149. Are you crazy?Copy !req
150. Padre, how much
are you into us for already?Copy !req
151. Uh... $350.Copy !req
152. $350.Copy !req
153. That's a landau roof and power steering,
down the drain.Copy !req
154. It could be in your pocket right now.
Let's go.Copy !req
155. Double or nothing,
I can pick up that spare.Copy !req
156. - I can... I think I can do it.
That's the six, seven, ten.Copy !req
157. You'll pick up that spare
the same day my hair starts falling out.Copy !req
158. Come on, let's get out of here.Copy !req
159. I can do this.
- For $700? No way.Copy !req
160. No. No way. No, not for $700.Copy !req
161. What have you got here? 1,500.
For $1,500.Copy !req
162. Guys, you want some of the "action,"
as he calls it?Copy !req
163. Come on, you chickenshits.
I'm good for the money.Copy !req
164. Put up my share.Copy !req
165. Now, Mr. Big Shot.Copy !req
166. Mr. I-wear-my-pants-highCopy !req
167. and-l-pick-up-every-spare
drunk-or-sober.Copy !req
168. Come on, guys.Copy !req
169. All right, we'll take that bet.Copy !req
170. Fine, my friend, my so-called friend.Copy !req
171. Take your silly little ball
and make your silly little spare,Copy !req
172. or miss it!Copy !req
173. Come on, boy. Bowl!Copy !req
174. The name's not boy.Copy !req
175. It's Roy.Copy !req
176. Roy Munson.Copy !req
177. How did he do that?Copy !req
178. What did I tell you?
What did I tell you? What did I tell you?Copy !req
179. This feels weird.
Are you sure this is legal?Copy !req
180. I don't know. It's fun, though, isn't it?Copy !req
181. What do you have sugar for,
Mr. McCracken?Copy !req
182. Didn't I tell you
to call me Ernie or Big Ern?Copy !req
183. it's for my morning coffee.Copy !req
184. Get out of the car, wise guy!Copy !req
185. What do we do?Copy !req
186. Sometimes a bowler
just has to face the music.Copy !req
187. Come on. There you are. Let's go.Copy !req
188. And that bowler is you, Roy.Copy !req
189. You're in deep shit, kid!Copy !req
190. Look, look, I don't know
what I'm doing here.Copy !req
191. Let me see that hand.Copy !req
192. Yeah, I thought I recognized that name.Copy !req
193. - Father, please do something.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
194. I'm a priest
like you're a dictionary salesman,Copy !req
195. you piece of shit.
Come on, get him inside.Copy !req
196. Come on. No, don't do this.Copy !req
197. No!Copy !req
198. What are you doing?Copy !req
199. I'll pay you back, I swear to God.
I swear.Copy !req
200. Get him up there.
No, no, no!Copy !req
201. No!Copy !req
202. - No!
- Do it!Copy !req
203. - No!Copy !req
204. God! No!Copy !req
205. No!Copy !req
206. - Do it.
- No!Copy !req
207. Hey, Herb, how's life?Copy !req
208. Taking forever.Copy !req
209. Morning, Mike.Copy !req
210. Roy, can you get sick drinking piss?Copy !req
211. I think you can.Copy !req
212. Even if it's your own?Copy !req
213. Hey, Captain Hook, wait up.Copy !req
214. Hey!Copy !req
215. I want that rent by tomorrow,
or you are out of here!Copy !req
216. Okay, I got you down
for a 50-gallon drum of lane oilCopy !req
217. and a case of bowler's tape...Copy !req
218. Every week I tell you the same thing,Copy !req
219. we don't need nothing.Copy !req
220. What about a gross
of fluorescent condomsCopy !req
221. for the novelty machine
in the men's room?Copy !req
222. I mean, those are fun
even when you're alone.Copy !req
223. - Yeah.
- You get it?Copy !req
224. - Yeah.
- This is like the hula-hoop of the '90s.Copy !req
225. - People go nuts...
- No!Copy !req
226. Look, we don't even have
a novelty machineCopy !req
227. in the men's room anymore.Copy !req
228. And you call this a bowling alley?Copy !req
229. You stroke a hell of a ball,Copy !req
230. but I bet when you're off,
you leave a lot of buckets.Copy !req
231. Excuse me.Copy !req
232. Buckets, three, five, six and nine.Copy !req
233. It's from coming in too light
in the pocketCopy !req
234. and sending the head pin
around the three.Copy !req
235. You could tell all that
from just seeing me throw one strike?Copy !req
236. I didn't see it. I heard it.Copy !req
237. Try moving a couple of boards
to the left.Copy !req
238. Would you look at that?Copy !req
239. Sweeter than Yoo-hoo.Copy !req
240. How come you know so much
about bowling?Copy !req
241. Well, maybe this'll help explain it to you.Copy !req
242. Oh, wow. That's really something.Copy !req
243. - What's that made out of?
- 14-karat gold.Copy !req
244. Really? Looks like rubber.Copy !req
245. No, the ring, not the hand.Copy !req
246. Oh.Copy !req
247. Oh, wow, state champion.Copy !req
248. - You the state champion?
- Was. lowa, '79.Copy !req
249. Name's Roy Munson.Copy !req
250. Ishmael Boorg.Copy !req
251. You know, you've got as powerful
a stroke as I've ever seen, lshmael.Copy !req
252. You could lose a little off the backswing,
but you're not bad.Copy !req
253. - What's your average?
- Oh, I don't know. 265, 270.Copy !req
254. - Well, I got to go.Copy !req
255. - Bye.
- Whoa. Hey, easy does it.Copy !req
256. What's your hurry?
We're just getting acquainted.Copy !req
257. You're wasting your time, Munson.
He's from way out in Brimfield.Copy !req
258. So?Copy !req
259. Brimfield's an Amish community.Copy !req
260. - He's Amish?
- No fooling you.Copy !req
261. Huh.Copy !req
262. Hey!Copy !req
263. Hey, wait up.
I want to talk to you for a second.Copy !req
264. About what?Copy !req
265. You got something special.Copy !req
266. With your talent and my knowledge,
you could be a champion.Copy !req
267. I mean that.Copy !req
268. And I know talent
because I manage bowlers.Copy !req
269. Bowling manager?Copy !req
270. Why would a bowler need a manager?Copy !req
271. "Why would a bowler need a manager?"Copy !req
272. Well, don't you need a coach,Copy !req
273. a friend, a brother,Copy !req
274. someone who's gonna stick by your side
through thick and thin,Copy !req
275. someone who will be a loyal friend,Copy !req
276. and never, ever, ever turn on you,
no matter what?Copy !req
277. I'm sorry, sir, but I'm
just not interested.Copy !req
278. I hope you rot in hell, you loser!Copy !req
279. You suck!Copy !req
280. You don't deserve a car!Copy !req
281. Where's the milk for the coffee?Copy !req
282. We're all out.Copy !req
283. Well, what do you call that
in the cooler?Copy !req
284. Well, if you want to buy some,
help yourself,Copy !req
285. but the freebies are all out.Copy !req
286. Buy some?Copy !req
287. What, I got to pay for mustard
if I get a hotdog?Copy !req
288. If the freebies are out, yeah.Copy !req
289. Can you break a 20?Copy !req
290. Oh, and give me a box of Marlboros.Copy !req
291. Do I got to pay for matches?Copy !req
292. Five, five's ten. Here's 20.Copy !req
293. If you ever need to just talk, call me.Copy !req
294. Hey, whoa!Copy !req
295. - Can I help you here?
- Thanks.Copy !req
296. Come on up.Copy !req
297. - Oh.
- Oh.Copy !req
298. Absolutely precious.
- Yeah.Copy !req
299. That will come out.Copy !req
300. Treasure these special times.Copy !req
301. Oh, look at you.Copy !req
302. Did you burn your little fingers?Copy !req
303. - Adorable.
- Thanks.Copy !req
304. Charge me for milk, will you?
You lowlife.Copy !req
305. Give me the pocketbook, lady.
- No.Copy !req
306. - Give me it.
- No.Copy !req
307. - Hey!
- Give me it!Copy !req
308. Okay.Copy !req
309. Give it back. What are you, a sissy?
You need a purse?Copy !req
310. I'll slice your throat.Copy !req
311. Shit!Copy !req
312. You burned me, you bastard.Copy !req
313. Go ahead, you chickenshit.
Run home to mommy.Copy !req
314. Pussy!Copy !req
315. Here you go.Copy !req
316. You okay?Copy !req
317. I'm fine.Copy !req
318. I am fine.Copy !req
319. That was a very brave thing
that you did, Munson.Copy !req
320. You are a hero,Copy !req
321. a genuine hero.Copy !req
322. I'm no hero.
I don't even know what happened.Copy !req
323. Nine out of 10 times,
I'd be running in the other direction.Copy !req
324. Oh. You know, about the rent...Copy !req
325. No, no, no,
don't you worry about that, Roy.Copy !req
326. You pay me the money
whenever you get it,Copy !req
327. 'cause I know you are good for it.Copy !req
328. - Thank you.
- You're welcome. You thank you.Copy !req
329. What 50? We said 25.Copy !req
330. I think I deserve a little extraCopy !req
331. after getting third-degree burns
on my pupils.Copy !req
332. Hey, look, I didn't know
you were gonna use a knife.Copy !req
333. I'm just trying to buy a little extra time.
I don't want to give her a coronary.Copy !req
334. I had to make it look real, didn't I?Copy !req
335. Look, besides,
that coffee wasn't even hot.Copy !req
336. Mmm.Copy !req
337. - Now that's hot.
- Where's your newspaper?Copy !req
338. - I got to take a dump.
- I don't have a paper.Copy !req
339. - I got to crap. I need something to read.
- Here, use this shampoo.Copy !req
340. "New and improved." I read this already.Copy !req
341. - You got any of that new Mentadent?Copy !req
342. Roy, I know how you like to drink,
so I brought you some...Copy !req
343. Why, you no good son of a bitch!Copy !req
344. You crazy bastard!
Well, how the hell did you get in here?Copy !req
345. - Now get out!
- That'll be 100 now, you prick!Copy !req
346. - And don't come back!Copy !req
347. - Munson!
- Some people never learn. L...Copy !req
348. You are history!Copy !req
349. I am calling the cops!Copy !req
350. Wait, wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. Hey.Copy !req
351. Now, calm down. Calm down.
Calm down.Copy !req
352. You have every right to be angry, okay?Copy !req
353. Just take a deep breath.Copy !req
354. No.Copy !req
355. There's got to be some way
I can work this off.Copy !req
356. - Some way I can make it up to you.
- No, no, no, no, no! No!Copy !req
357. Well...Copy !req
358. Oh, stop it, you. It wasn't that bad.Copy !req
359. Oh, my little Roy-toy.Copy !req
360. What is it about good sex
that makes me have to crap?Copy !req
361. Guess it's all that pumping.Copy !req
362. Pump and dump.Copy !req
363. You really jarred something loose, tiger.Copy !req
364. Oh, boy.Copy !req
365. I got two bits of advice for you, Munson.Copy !req
366. Number one, why don't you forget
about this bowling businessCopy !req
367. and get yourself a real job?Copy !req
368. Number two, you still owe me
another month's rent.Copy !req
369. So if I were you,Copy !req
370. I would start doing
some tongue exercises before Friday.Copy !req
371. Top of the morning to you.
I'm Hezakiah Munson.Copy !req
372. I'm passing through on my way to Ohio.Copy !req
373. Any shingling
or butter churning need doing?Copy !req
374. Lucas, you know better than that.Copy !req
375. We're waiting on your brother
to come in from the fields.Copy !req
376. How many children do you have,
Brother Hezakiah?Copy !req
377. None that I know of.Copy !req
378. What I mean to say is I was...Copy !req
379. We... I'm unable to have children.Copy !req
380. Nasty cheese grating accident
as a young man.Copy !req
381. Why are you late this time, lshmael?Copy !req
382. Sorry, Pa. I was out in the cornfield,
and the stalks were broken,Copy !req
383. and so I thought I could fix it.Copy !req
384. Hi, Grandma.Copy !req
385. Ishmael, please meet
our friend from Ohio, Brother Hezakiah.Copy !req
386. Hello, lshmael.Copy !req
387. Why did you come here?Copy !req
388. We didn't get a chance to finish talking.Copy !req
389. You're only gonna make trouble for me.Copy !req
390. Shh. Have a seat.Copy !req
391. Look, my grandfather took me bowling
when I was a kid.Copy !req
392. It was our secret.Copy !req
393. If anyone around here found out
that I went down to that bowling alley,Copy !req
394. I don't know what would happen.Copy !req
395. Ishmael, there's a tournament
in Reno, Nevada in a few weeks.Copy !req
396. The best bowlers in the country
are gonna be there.Copy !req
397. With my help, I think you can beat them.
You hear me?Copy !req
398. First prize is $1 million.Copy !req
399. We split everything
right down the middle.Copy !req
400. No, sir. I think it's best that you go.Copy !req
401. By tomorrow, they'll surely find out
that you're a fraud.Copy !req
402. We Amish,
we demand more of ourselves.Copy !req
403. You people work 8-hour days.
We work 12.Copy !req
404. We do whatever you people do
plus a half. That's how we survive.Copy !req
405. Believe me,
keeping up is not gonna be a problem.Copy !req
406. Pa, his bed's made, but he isn't in there.Copy !req
407. He must've left.Copy !req
408. Guess Brother Hezakiah
was afraid of getting his fingers dirty.Copy !req
409. Morning! I hope you don't mind.Copy !req
410. I got up a little early, so I took the
liberty of milking your cow for you.Copy !req
411. Yeah, it took a little while
to get her warmed up.Copy !req
412. She sure is a stubborn one.
Then, pow! All at once.Copy !req
413. We don't have a cow.Copy !req
414. We have a bull.Copy !req
415. I'll brush my teeth.Copy !req
416. lshmael, you take Lucas down
with the other children.Copy !req
417. Keep an eye on them for us, please.Copy !req
418. Brother Hezakiah, you come with us.Copy !req
419. The children?
But I wanted to help with the barn.Copy !req
420. You can help after lunch. Go ahead.Copy !req
421. Grab your tools. Follow me.Copy !req
422. I don't know how
a barn-raising's done in Ohio,Copy !req
423. but here in Pennsylvania,Copy !req
424. no one runs for the dinner bellCopy !req
425. in the middle of lifting
a 2,000 pound wall!Copy !req
426. Okay, all right. I mean...Copy !req
427. Brother Thomas,
you know what it says in the BibleCopy !req
428. about not forgiving people.Copy !req
429. Why don't you tell us all what it says,
Brother Hezakiah?Copy !req
430. Well, it's against it.Copy !req
431. Yeah, sure, Thomas can raise a barn,
but can he pick up a 7-10 split?Copy !req
432. God blessed my brother
to be a good carpenter. It's okay.Copy !req
433. Yeah, well, he blessed you, too,
and I'll give you a clue what it is.Copy !req
434. It's round, it has three holes,
and you stick your fingers into it.Copy !req
435. You leave Rebecca out of this, mister!Copy !req
436. I'm talking about bowling, your future.Copy !req
437. Well, just drop it, Mr. Munson.Copy !req
438. Right now, the only future I have
is re-shoeing Buttercup.Copy !req
439. Holy cow.Copy !req
440. Yeah, this is Buttercup.Copy !req
441. Biggest, strongest horse in the county.Copy !req
442. Ishmael, like a word with you.Copy !req
443. Oh, okay, Pa.Copy !req
444. Brother Hezakiah,
take the horse's shoes off.Copy !req
445. Ishmael will be right back.Copy !req
446. Don't be angry with your brother,
Thomas.Copy !req
447. He's been under a lot of pressure
dealing with those bankers.Copy !req
448. Is everything okay, Pa?Copy !req
449. No, Son.Copy !req
450. The community's in trouble.Copy !req
451. They've threatened
to foreclose on the land.Copy !req
452. - Is there anything I can do?Copy !req
453. Not unless you can figure out a way
to come up with a half million dollars.Copy !req
454. Well, there's a storm on the horizon.Copy !req
455. I guess the angels are bowling.Copy !req
456. Maybe they're gonna bring us
a messenger.Copy !req
457. it took some doing,
but I finally got them off.Copy !req
458. Where do you keep the new shoes?Copy !req
459. What, I got a...Copy !req
460. I got a booger hanging? Huh?Copy !req
461. Tell my parents that God spoke to me
to go on a mission with Brother Munson.Copy !req
462. If the good Lord sees fit,Copy !req
463. I'll be back with enough money
to save the land.Copy !req
464. Ishmael, promise meCopy !req
465. that you'll be careful when
you're out among the English.Copy !req
466. Do not allow yourself to be corrupted.Copy !req
467. Don't worry, Miss Rebecca,
your goodness gives me strength.Copy !req
468. Nothing can make me stray.Copy !req
469. Buckle up, my friend.Copy !req
470. You're about to embark
on a great adventure.Copy !req
471. - Smoke?
- No, thanks.Copy !req
472. You really should try to quit,
Mr. Munson.Copy !req
473. They say it's bad for your heart,
your lungs,Copy !req
474. quickens the aging process.Copy !req
475. Is that right? Who's done
more research on the subjectCopy !req
476. than the good people
at the American tobacco industry?Copy !req
477. They say it's harmless.
Why would they lie?Copy !req
478. If you're dead, you can't smoke.Copy !req
479. Huh.Copy !req
480. You get warmed up.
I'll grab us a couple coffees.Copy !req
481. I don't drink coffee.Copy !req
482. - Why not?
- Because it's a stimulant.Copy !req
483. What the hell
do you think cigarettes are?Copy !req
484. They are?Copy !req
485. All right. Make it extra-large,
two sugars, lots of cream.Copy !req
486. Lots of cream.Copy !req
487. Mr. Munson, you all right?Copy !req
488. Ish, what happened in there?Copy !req
489. Well, I don't know.
I thought I played pretty good.Copy !req
490. You know, he's just a little better
than me, that's all.Copy !req
491. Pretty good, huh? 186.Copy !req
492. You lost to a club player!Copy !req
493. What... That's not supposed to happen!
You're carrying a 270 average!Copy !req
494. Well, what do you expect?
I mean, you guys with your 10 frames.Copy !req
495. What do you mean
"you guys with your 10 frames"?Copy !req
496. My grandpa always taught me
to bowl 15 frames.Copy !req
497. It's like I told you before,Copy !req
498. we Amish, we do everything half again
as hard as you do.Copy !req
499. Ten frames?Copy !req
500. That's for Quakers.Copy !req
501. I ain't going home.Copy !req
502. Look, there's no way you'd stand
a chance against those guys.Copy !req
503. But you said I was the best prospect
you'd ever seen.Copy !req
504. You said
you could make me a champion.Copy !req
505. I've been liquored up for 17 years.
My judgment's not what it once was.Copy !req
506. Pull the car over. I want to get out here.Copy !req
507. - I'll drive you home.
- I don't want to go home!Copy !req
508. I want to go to Reno!Copy !req
509. Now, pull the car over
and let me out of here!Copy !req
510. You know, this is silly.Copy !req
511. You've only been gone a couple of days.
They'll forgive you.Copy !req
512. Yeah.Copy !req
513. Yeah, you're right, Mr. Munson.
They'll probably forgive me.Copy !req
514. They expect me to come home
with my tail between my legs,Copy !req
515. but I won't do it.Copy !req
516. I'd sooner get munsoned out here
in the middle of nowhereCopy !req
517. than lose face in front of my friends
and family again.Copy !req
518. Whoa, whoa. What'd you just say?Copy !req
519. I said I don't want to lose face
in front of my friends and family.Copy !req
520. No, before that.Copy !req
521. I said I'd sooner get munsoned out here
in the middle of nowhere.Copy !req
522. "Munsoned"?Copy !req
523. - What the hell is that?
- You know, munsoned.Copy !req
524. To be up a creek without a paddle.Copy !req
525. To have the whole world
in the palm of your handCopy !req
526. and then blow it, you know.
It's a figure of speech.Copy !req
527. "Munsoned."Copy !req
528. Congratulations, my friend.
You passed the test.Copy !req
529. A true champion doesn't quit,
and neither did you.Copy !req
530. - You mean, you were just testing me?
- A little Roy 101.Copy !req
531. You were just testing me.Copy !req
532. Duh.Copy !req
533. Oh, Mr. Munson.Copy !req
534. Whoa!Copy !req
535. Come on, hop in.Copy !req
536. I got to watch you.Copy !req
537. So, I did good, huh?Copy !req
538. You did great,
but school's just beginning.Copy !req
539. I'm telling you,
a bowler's two worst enemiesCopy !req
540. are his eyes and his ears.Copy !req
541. You shut these, you close those,
and you just feel it.Copy !req
542. Hey. Hey, coach, listen to this.Copy !req
543. "English bulldog, one testicle, $500."Copy !req
544. Wow. For that kind of money,
you think you'd get two testicles.Copy !req
545. Don't you think?Copy !req
546. How the hell should I know, lshmael?Copy !req
547. I'm tired of all your questions.Copy !req
548. I'm not here to teach you everything
about everything in the world.Copy !req
549. I'm here to teach you about bowling,
and that's it.Copy !req
550. Okay, okay, keep your shirt on.Copy !req
551. I mean,
I can figure some things out for myself.Copy !req
552. Wait a minute. Hold it. I'm gonna bet?Copy !req
553. Yeah, well, if we're gonna make
enough dough to get to Reno,Copy !req
554. we're gonna bet. Yeah.Copy !req
555. lsh, you can't have it both ways.Copy !req
556. If you want to earn half a million dollars
and save that small town of yours,Copy !req
557. you're gonna have to
bend the rules a little.Copy !req
558. No way. Uh-uh. There's no way I can bet.Copy !req
559. It's against my religion.Copy !req
560. I was raised to not be a gambler,
and there's no way I'm gonna bet.Copy !req
561. - Hey. Hey! lsh. Lsh!
- No. No!Copy !req
562. - Hey!
- No way.Copy !req
563. Listen, you stupid banana head.Copy !req
564. You don't have to bet! I'll bet for you.Copy !req
565. Oh, that's cool.Copy !req
566. I mean, what's the worst
that could happen, huh?Copy !req
567. So, you two are dictionary salesmen.Copy !req
568. You would be punctilious
in assuming that.Copy !req
569. Yeah, your buddy tells me
you're the best salesmanCopy !req
570. in the whole company.Copy !req
571. You must be a pretty smooth talker.Copy !req
572. Yeah. Yep.Copy !req
573. You don't have to read them
to sell them, you know.Copy !req
574. So, Steve, what do you say
we bowl a couple games?Copy !req
575. Steve?Copy !req
576. Yo, Steve-arino.Copy !req
577. Oh, right.Copy !req
578. Um, okay, you want to bowl
for some big money, hey?Copy !req
579. But I'll lose my entire bonus check
'cause I'm so bombed.Copy !req
580. You get that way
when you drink ginger ale?Copy !req
581. Oh, no.
He was sniffing glue in the parking lot.Copy !req
582. I haven't heard this one in a while.Copy !req
583. How does the rest of this hustle work?Copy !req
584. Nice going, De Niro.Copy !req
585. It's Steve.Copy !req
586. What, you want to blow the whole thing?Copy !req
587. Look, if you guys want
a straight-up money game,Copy !req
588. you show up at this address tonight.Copy !req
589. At midnight.Copy !req
590. And bring some money.Copy !req
591. Wow. Look at that.Copy !req
592. Are you all right, sir?Copy !req
593. Yeah, I'm fine. Just make sure you win.Copy !req
594. We can't lose.Copy !req
595. It's the centurion's faith
that wins him divine favor.Copy !req
596. Got you!Copy !req
597. Okay, park the shitbox
and come with me. Come on.Copy !req
598. He seems like
a real cutup, huh?Copy !req
599. You know, Stanley,Copy !req
600. I don't necessarily feel like we need
to play for money, you know.Copy !req
601. Why don't we just play for fun?Copy !req
602. - Every once in a while...
- Cut the bullshit, Munson.Copy !req
603. I know you're a hustler.
Now, can your kid play or not?Copy !req
604. He can play.Copy !req
605. Fine.Copy !req
606. Then it's $1,000 a game.Copy !req
607. Claudia, why don't you show us the way
to the bowling alley?Copy !req
608. Isn't she the most incredible woman
you've ever seen?Copy !req
609. She's hot.Copy !req
610. And those babies are real.Copy !req
611. Twice.Copy !req
612. What's so funny?Copy !req
613. I didn't want to be the one to tell him,
but with those narrow hips,Copy !req
614. that girl couldn't have more
than six or seven children.Copy !req
615. An open frame in the tenth.
I was robbed, god damn it!Copy !req
616. He's got a 228.
You need three strikes, lsh.Copy !req
617. Okay, stay focused.Copy !req
618. Snap it. Pull. Pull that string. All right.Copy !req
619. Hey, Munson,
now it's getting interesting, huh?Copy !req
620. Bottom of the ninth.
Two-minute warning. Last frame.Copy !req
621. There's no question
farmer boy's a fine bowler,Copy !req
622. but competing under pressure?Copy !req
623. One more, lsh. One more.Copy !req
624. Boy, it's hot in here.
I need something to cool down.Copy !req
625. I'm sorry. Where are my manners?Copy !req
626. Does anyone else want one?Copy !req
627. Yeah, I'll take a couple jugs... Mugs.Copy !req
628. Bottle. One... One bottle.Copy !req
629. Oh, don't trouble yourself, ma'am.
I'll get that.Copy !req
630. - What kind do you want, Mr. Munson?
Whatever.Copy !req
631. Here you go, sir.Copy !req
632. - Come on, buddy, bowl.
- I'm kind of nippy.Copy !req
633. Yes!Copy !req
634. What can I say?Copy !req
635. Good game. My hat's off to you.Copy !req
636. The great Stanley got beaten
by the farm boy on his own track.Copy !req
637. Could I have a word with you
in the other room, dear?Copy !req
638. Don't ever pull that
shit with me!Copy !req
639. What do you mean?
I wasn't doing anything.Copy !req
640. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
641. Anyway, I owe you guys
a little bit of money.Copy !req
642. Let's play another game.Copy !req
643. Oh, no. Not tonight.Copy !req
644. We got a lot of stuff to do tomorrow,
and it's a school night, so...Copy !req
645. - What the hell is that?
- What?Copy !req
646. This.Copy !req
647. One hundred-dollar bill
wrapped in Monopoly money.Copy !req
648. You look like you want to hit me.Copy !req
649. We don't raise our hands in anger
against others.Copy !req
650. Ooh.Copy !req
651. Well, we do!Copy !req
652. Unbelievable!Copy !req
653. You disgrace my home,Copy !req
654. dishonor the game by betting
with money you don't even have!Copy !req
655. You piece of garbage!Copy !req
656. I want you to take them out back,Copy !req
657. and I want you to make his left hand
look just like his right hand!Copy !req
658. Mr. Munson...
What the hell?Copy !req
659. - Get them! Don't let them out!
I got them!Copy !req
660. Get on the lights!
I got the punk!Copy !req
661. Where's the door?Copy !req
662. You bald bastard,
I'll gouge your eyes out!Copy !req
663. You son of a... Oh, shit!Copy !req
664. - Give me the keys.
- Why?Copy !req
665. Give me the goddamn keys.Copy !req
666. Hey, nobody drives my car.Copy !req
667. - Come on, Mr. Munson.
- Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
668. Come on, Mr. Munson.Copy !req
669. Whoa!Copy !req
670. Ah, shit! Look at this.Copy !req
671. Hey, hey. Slow down, all right?
You're gonna get us all killed.Copy !req
672. Shit!Copy !req
673. Shit! Shit!Copy !req
674. I don't know why I did this.Copy !req
675. I don't know where I'm going.Copy !req
676. I don't have a clue what I'm gonna do
when I get there.Copy !req
677. Why couldn't this have worked out?Copy !req
678. He hit me, the bastard,
and hitting I don't take!Copy !req
679. Look, just calm down, all right?
Take it easy. Calm.Copy !req
680. Just like the kid back there. Look how...Copy !req
681. lsh.Copy !req
682. Ish?Copy !req
683. Pull it over. Pull it over.Copy !req
684. Ishmael always was a strange boy,
but he means well, and we love him.Copy !req
685. Please bring him back home.Copy !req
686. I will, Father.Copy !req
687. I promise you,
I will not return without him.Copy !req
688. I walked past them all just like I sayCopy !req
689. And I felt this hurt
that would not go homeCopy !req
690. I can't expect you all to see this my wayCopy !req
691. But you might not remember
the trees that I'd knownCopy !req
692. And I want them to bring back
my old corner storeCopy !req
693. Damn this hand!Copy !req
694. Where do you get something like that?Copy !req
695. Prosthetics-R-Us, aisle 6.
Right next to the glass eyeballs.Copy !req
696. Must be tough
when you're spanking your monkey.Copy !req
697. You have a monkey?Copy !req
698. Hey, handsome, how about a dance?Copy !req
699. Yeah, well, thank you, young lovely,Copy !req
700. but to tell you the truth
I'm a little bit worn out.Copy !req
701. I wasn't asking you.Copy !req
702. She said handsome, not handless.Copy !req
703. So, how about it?Copy !req
704. Dance? I don't know how to dance.Copy !req
705. Well, it's about time you learned.Copy !req
706. When there's things to do
and not because you gottaCopy !req
707. When you run forlove
not because you ought toCopy !req
708. Listen.Copy !req
709. We appreciate your help
with your boyfriend and everything.Copy !req
710. - But...
- You look. I did it for the kid.Copy !req
711. A cheap hustler like you,Copy !req
712. I couldn't have cared
if they put a bullet in your head.Copy !req
713. Oh, you care about the kid, huh?Copy !req
714. Well, I got a newsflash for you,
Mother Teresa.Copy !req
715. Just because you spend most
of your time in the missionary positionCopy !req
716. doesn't make you a missionary.Copy !req
717. - This is gonna work out fine.
- What?Copy !req
718. Well, it's better
that we don't like each other,Copy !req
719. since we're gonna be business partners.Copy !req
720. You know, checks and balances.Copy !req
721. - Business partners?
- Yeah.Copy !req
722. That's precious.Copy !req
723. Look, I saw your phony roll.Copy !req
724. You don't have enough money
to get to Reno.Copy !req
725. Why don't you just eat your chili friesCopy !req
726. and drink your shake and go blow lunch,Copy !req
727. or do whatever it is you do
to keep that ass of yours in business?Copy !req
728. Look, Mr. Munster,Copy !req
729. you're not exactly the smartest guy
I ever ran across.Copy !req
730. Oh, yeah?
And who are you, Alfred Einstein?Copy !req
731. So, this is rock 'n' roll.Copy !req
732. I like it.Copy !req
733. Oh, God.Copy !req
734. - It's my boyfriend, Skidmark.
I'd like to meet him.Copy !req
735. I don't think
you want to meet him.Copy !req
736. Hi, Mr. Skidmark.Copy !req
737. Look, your act is about as fresh
as a Foghat concert.Copy !req
738. It really bites, Roy.Copy !req
739. You don't have to worry about us.Copy !req
740. I know a little something
about this racket.Copy !req
741. I learned it the hard way.Copy !req
742. Yeah, well, I've got stake money.
500 bucks.Copy !req
743. And I'll tell you something else.Copy !req
744. Ishmael likes me.Copy !req
745. I promise you, you're not his type.Copy !req
746. Oh, I'm his type. I'm every guy's type.Copy !req
747. You trying to
pick up my woman?Copy !req
748. Hey, you crazy or something?Copy !req
749. - Uh-oh.
Hey! Come here!Copy !req
750. Get him, Skid.
- She was just teaching me to dance.Copy !req
751. I didn't know how to dance, and...
You want to dance?Copy !req
752. What are you trying to say?
You want me to dance?Copy !req
753. Well, no. No, not
if you don't want to. I mean, I just...Copy !req
754. I can't believe you're in here
trying to move in on my squirrel.Copy !req
755. I ought to stoot slap your ass right now!Copy !req
756. We're gonna drill you
another asshole, shithead!Copy !req
757. You want to kiss somebody, Goldilocks?
Kiss these!Copy !req
758. Take that, you freaky piece of shit!Copy !req
759. - You don't mow another guy's lawn!
- All right! All right!Copy !req
760. That was really heroic, Munson.Copy !req
761. Hey, I did lsh a favor.Copy !req
762. If I hadn't knocked him out,
those animals would've torn him apart.Copy !req
763. That's the thanks I get?Copy !req
764. You didn't have to have beers
with them afterwards.Copy !req
765. Well, I didn't want them to think
that we were in cahoots.Copy !req
766. Well, I think you cleared that up
when you rubbed Tabasco in his eyes.Copy !req
767. Could you move that seat up
so I can stretch my feet out?Copy !req
768. Ah, thanks, Miss Claudia.Copy !req
769. Here.Copy !req
770. I had them wrap up your food
'cause this'll probably be your last meal.Copy !req
771. Seeing as you don't have
any more money.Copy !req
772. You're the greatest, Miss Claudia.Copy !req
773. Ishmael, I just had a thought. L...Copy !req
774. Seeing as how Claudia
has been so kind to us,Copy !req
775. I thought maybe she could join us
till she gets back on her feet.Copy !req
776. Huh? Yeah?Copy !req
777. Oh, Mr. Munson,
if I could see you, I'd kiss you.Copy !req
778. Isn't he the best?
I mean, you're the best, Mr. Munson.Copy !req
779. - What you doing there, Mr. Munson?
- Flossing.Copy !req
780. Flossing?Copy !req
781. Where did I get "munson" from?Copy !req
782. The name's Munson.
What I'm doing is flossing.Copy !req
783. This is called floss. It cleans your teeth.Copy !req
784. You ought to try it sometime.
You'd be amazed what you'd find.Copy !req
785. I guess I don't know much about life
outside of Brimfield.Copy !req
786. I was never in a car before.Copy !req
787. I never stayed in a fancy hotel before.Copy !req
788. Never saw a man pick his nose
with a hook before.Copy !req
789. When I stop and think about it all,
it can get pretty scary.Copy !req
790. Mr. Munson!Copy !req
791. it's an emergency.
We got to get the hell out of here.Copy !req
792. - But what are we gonna...
- No if, ands or buts.Copy !req
793. - You just get moving.
- I'll go get Miss Claudia.Copy !req
794. No. Don't get Claudia.
I'll explain it all later.Copy !req
795. - Just be quiet.
- Okay.Copy !req
796. I think I tore my sack.Copy !req
797. - Are you okay, Mr. Munson?
- Shh. What did I just say?Copy !req
798. - "I think I tore my sack"?
- No! "Be quiet!"Copy !req
799. Okay.Copy !req
800. - The Army evacuated everybody.
- Evacuated?Copy !req
801. Yeah. A big military train derailed,Copy !req
802. and this whole area
is in danger of being contaminatedCopy !req
803. by a huge cloud of... Shit!Copy !req
804. A huge cloud of shit? Wow!Copy !req
805. God! I think I smell it! Come on, let's go!Copy !req
806. Come on, Mr. Munson. Miss Claudia.Copy !req
807. Roy, could we go have a little chat?Copy !req
808. - Surely.
- Great.Copy !req
809. Hey, everybody,
there's a shit cloud coming!Copy !req
810. Run for your lives!Copy !req
811. $60-a-night motel room,
and you're sleeping in the car?Copy !req
812. That makes a lot of sense.Copy !req
813. Yeah. Don't I feel like a fool?Copy !req
814. I know what you're thinking, all right?
So just let me explain here.Copy !req
815. Mommy.Copy !req
816. You must have a really wide foot.
You got both of them.Copy !req
817. I can't believe you were gonna ditch out
and go to Reno without me!Copy !req
818. I thought we were partners!Copy !req
819. Hey! Spare me the indignant routine,
all right?Copy !req
820. You've been rubbing your tits
in that kid's faceCopy !req
821. from the moment we hooked up,
so that you could steal him from me.Copy !req
822. - What?
- Don't give me that "what" crap.Copy !req
823. Half the dresses you got,
you need two hairdos to wear.Copy !req
824. Admit it! You've been planning on
taking him from me and leaving me flat.Copy !req
825. I just beat you to the punch.Copy !req
826. How dare you accuse me of anything?Copy !req
827. Ish worships you, and all you've done
is feed him a load of bullshitCopy !req
828. so you can line your own pockets!Copy !req
829. Come on. Right now. You and me, bud.Copy !req
830. What? Hey, look. Listen, lady,Copy !req
831. I've done a lot of creepy things
in my life,Copy !req
832. but I'm not gonna lower myself
into having a fistfight with a girl.Copy !req
833. Stop that!Copy !req
834. lshmael! Where is he?Copy !req
835. - Ishmael!
- Great.Copy !req
836. "I thought you were my friends.
Good-bye, lshmael."Copy !req
837. I hope lshmael has
enough street smartsCopy !req
838. to get to Reno by himself.Copy !req
839. Poor guy.Copy !req
840. He's like a baby out there.Copy !req
841. I hope he doesn't get munsoned
out in the middle of nowhere.Copy !req
842. Oh, shit!Copy !req
843. You know, I didn't realize it,
but we're near where I grew up.Copy !req
844. What time are the tours
to your boyhood home?Copy !req
845. Yeah.Copy !req
846. You know, it's been 17 years
since I showed my face around here.Copy !req
847. How do I look?Copy !req
848. You look good, Roy.Copy !req
849. Real sharp.Copy !req
850. All right.Copy !req
851. You okay?Copy !req
852. Uh...Copy !req
853. it's just not what I expected.Copy !req
854. What's taken you so long
to come back, Roy?Copy !req
855. Guess I was ashamed, you know.Copy !req
856. Everybody expected so much from me.Copy !req
857. Everyone believed in me.Copy !req
858. At least my dad did.Copy !req
859. He gave me this when I left.Copy !req
860. I never could get
the damn thing running.Copy !req
861. it's funny. It's like time stopped for me
when I left this town.Copy !req
862. Yeah, he taught me a lot out here.Copy !req
863. Got word he died about 10 years ago.Copy !req
864. Didn't even have the nerve
to come back for the funeral.Copy !req
865. Well, your old man would be proud.Copy !req
866. I mean, here you are, passing all
that bowling knowledge on to lshmael.Copy !req
867. No, he wouldn't be proud.Copy !req
868. Let's go find that kid.Copy !req
869. You know, lshmael, I sure hope
you make enough money out in RenoCopy !req
870. to save that town of yours.Copy !req
871. Oh, thanks, Miss Tabitha.Copy !req
872. Time to settle up.Copy !req
873. Is that eight hours already?Copy !req
874. This shift just flew by.Copy !req
875. This lap dance is so much fun.Copy !req
876. I feel like I should be
the one paying you.Copy !req
877. - Gee, mister. I didn't know.
- You didn't know?Copy !req
878. No! Please, sir, please.Copy !req
879. I can work it off.Copy !req
880. I'm pretty good
with a needle and thread.Copy !req
881. I can knit. I can sew the girls'
costumes when they get frayed.Copy !req
882. No, sir! Please!
I'll do anything, anything, please.Copy !req
883. Anything?Copy !req
884. Come here.Copy !req
885. What do you think
about new beginnings?Copy !req
886. What is that,
the feminine hygiene spray?Copy !req
887. You and me, starting over.Copy !req
888. Oh.Copy !req
889. Yeah.Copy !req
890. I'd like that.Copy !req
891. - Longish hair.
- Weird guy.Copy !req
892. - Yeah.
- Yeah. Down that way.Copy !req
893. Uncle Willee's Snake Farm.Copy !req
894. Yeah, he was here.Copy !req
895. I offered him a job, a good job.Copy !req
896. You think that guy took it?Copy !req
897. He didn't take it.
The wimp is afraid of snakes.Copy !req
898. - You son of a bitch.Copy !req
899. You're going in my stew.Copy !req
900. Thank you.Copy !req
901. Take it off, girl!Copy !req
902. Hi. You seen a big Amish guy
come through here?Copy !req
903. Fortyish, stocky.Copy !req
904. - Sort of friendly.
- Kind of stupid?Copy !req
905. Well, naive.Copy !req
906. Feast your eyes.Copy !req
907. Get in! Come on! Get a move on!Copy !req
908. Hey! Nobody quits
in the middle of a show!Copy !req
909. Sons of bitches!Copy !req
910. Ish, I don't understand
how you can still be mad at us.Copy !req
911. We just saved your butt.Copy !req
912. I heard what you were saying about me,
about each other.Copy !req
913. I thought we were partners,
but I guess I was wrong.Copy !req
914. Ish, it's tough out there, all right?Copy !req
915. I mean, the world can kick your ass.Copy !req
916. I only have a vague recollection
of when it wasn't kicking mine.Copy !req
917. I guess that's why
Claudia and I were fighting.Copy !req
918. We both had a rotten run of it
for a while, and I don't know, you...Copy !req
919. You get hurt over and over again,Copy !req
920. you stop trusting people
so you don't get hurt again.Copy !req
921. Look, lsh, if you really want
to call an end to this,Copy !req
922. we'll drop you off wherever you want.Copy !req
923. But if you want to go on,Copy !req
924. from here on out,Copy !req
925. we're all gonna work together
as a team.Copy !req
926. And no more bullshitting.Copy !req
927. I promise.Copy !req
928. Ish, you remember what it says
in the Bible about not forgiving, right?Copy !req
929. I know exactly what it says.Copy !req
930. It's against it.Copy !req
931. Right?Copy !req
932. "Jeffersons on lce!" Look at that!
I love Sherman Hemsley!Copy !req
933. - What's this?
- What?Copy !req
934. - What is that?
- It's a tattoo. Relax.Copy !req
935. Tattoo!Copy !req
936. How could you let me do this, Roy?
How could you?Copy !req
937. I don't know. I don't remember a thing.
The whole night's a blur to me, all right?Copy !req
938. I've committed a sin.Copy !req
939. I've desecrated my body.Copy !req
940. Can't go home now. No, can't go home!Copy !req
941. It'll come right off.
They'll just burn it off in a jiffy.Copy !req
942. Hey, this isn't so bad.Copy !req
943. - What's the matter?
- Nothing.Copy !req
944. You are gonna give me
$100,000 on the lineCopy !req
945. and a $50,000-yell, okay?Copy !req
946. Hey, top heavy. Bring me a Tiparillo
and a sake and seltzer, s'll vous plaît.Copy !req
947. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
948. Mmm! Mmm!Copy !req
949. - Come on, do it to me!Copy !req
950. Yeah. Right. Uh-huh.
Overshot...Copy !req
951. Overshot. All right. No, it is. it's okay.Copy !req
952. It's okay because
I am going to bet $800,000Copy !req
953. on the line. Okay?Copy !req
954. Here we go. Huh?Copy !req
955. Hey, doll face. How about bringing me
a little lady luck, huh?Copy !req
956. - Sure thing.
- No, not you.Copy !req
957. it's a winner!Copy !req
958. Go, lsh.Copy !req
959. Well, that's something.Copy !req
960. All right!Copy !req
961. Hmm.Copy !req
962. Yeah.Copy !req
963. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
964. Two number 64sCopy !req
965. and a 41.Copy !req
966. Ah!Copy !req
967. You know, their 64
is supposed to be the best in the city.Copy !req
968. Yeah? That 41 doesn't look bad.Copy !req
969. You can go to the potato bar
whenever you're ready.Copy !req
970. So, which opponent poses the biggest
threat to you in the tournament?Copy !req
971. Me. if I get drunk, and fall down
and hurt myself, I might lose.Copy !req
972. Sure, babe.Copy !req
973. - What's your name?
- Darlene.Copy !req
974. I'm in 1103.Copy !req
975. Excuse me. What's the story behind
this pending paternity suit against you?Copy !req
976. Oh, that's not a case at all.
The woman's a stone-faced liar.Copy !req
977. Let's not even talk about that.Copy !req
978. I pulled out of her really early
on that one.Copy !req
979. Sorry. Thanks for coming.Copy !req
980. Hey!Copy !req
981. The Munson!Copy !req
982. Big Ern.Copy !req
983. Long time.Copy !req
984. I'll say. Probably a year
for every topping on the table.Copy !req
985. I heard a horrible rumor.Copy !req
986. Oh. Creepy!Copy !req
987. I'm sorry.Copy !req
988. You know, for the first couple years,Copy !req
989. I felt responsible.Copy !req
990. How you been otherwise?Copy !req
991. You know, in the last 17 years,
a day hasn't gone byCopy !req
992. that I haven't thought about what I'd say
to you if I ever ran into you again.Copy !req
993. I bet. Hello.Copy !req
994. Oh, my God. Claudia?Copy !req
995. You two know each other?Copy !req
996. It's a small world
when you've got unbelievable tits, Roy.Copy !req
997. Oh, baby, we had some good times
in Chicago.Copy !req
998. I remember.
I know you haven't forgotten.Copy !req
999. - Him and you?
- Why didn't you quit slumming?Copy !req
1000. The two of you together?Copy !req
1001. Come back to me.
Let's try to make it work.Copy !req
1002. Let's try, really try. How about it?Copy !req
1003. I'd rather mop the floors at a peepshow.Copy !req
1004. Oh, girl, you still got your great stuff.Copy !req
1005. Why don't you get the hell out of here?
You ruined my life!Copy !req
1006. Are you still holding on to all the anger?
I said I was sorry. I meant it.Copy !req
1007. Hey.Copy !req
1008. I remember that night, too, and I don't
remember anybody twisting your arm.Copy !req
1009. Oh, God! I just said "twisting your arm"
to Munson!Copy !req
1010. I can't wait to tell people. Hey!Copy !req
1011. Don't do it, Mr. Munson.
He's just trying to lower you to his level.Copy !req
1012. Let me give you some advice.Copy !req
1013. Stay away from this guy, huh?
Give him a wide berth.Copy !req
1014. He's what is called a born loser,
a real Munson.Copy !req
1015. - You...
- Hey!Copy !req
1016. - Hey!
- You just shut up, mister!Copy !req
1017. I don't know
who the heck you think you are,Copy !req
1018. but if you don't wiggle
those childbearing hipsCopy !req
1019. out that door in five seconds,Copy !req
1020. you're gonna find your nose
sniffing my big Amish ass!Copy !req
1021. Claudia, I'm in 1103.Copy !req
1022. Thanks, lsh. You okay?Copy !req
1023. Ish?Copy !req
1024. Listen, I'm gonna go after him
and talk to him.Copy !req
1025. Boo.Copy !req
1026. Stan!Copy !req
1027. You shouldn't have quit me, baby.Copy !req
1028. Yeah? Well, you shouldn't have hit me.Copy !req
1029. You think that hurt?Copy !req
1030. You wait and see
what I do to your two friends.Copy !req
1031. Look, we both made mistakes.Copy !req
1032. I've got 42 grand right there.
We can just take off right now.Copy !req
1033. I mean,
those guys are bugging me anyway.Copy !req
1034. I want to see those guys one more time.Copy !req
1035. They're not worth it.
They're a couple of losers.Copy !req
1036. Now, come on.
We can just take off right now.Copy !req
1037. I missed you.Copy !req
1038. Ish, you okay?Copy !req
1039. You're not taking a crap
in the sink, are you?Copy !req
1040. It's over, Mr. Munson. It's broken.Copy !req
1041. No.Copy !req
1042. - I think it's just sprained.Copy !req
1043. Okay, it's broke. It's broke.Copy !req
1044. Excuse me.
Where's the lady who's staying here?Copy !req
1045. - She checked out already.
- She left with a couple of guys.Copy !req
1046. Couple of guys? No.
You mean you saw her with us, right?Copy !req
1047. No, these guys were good-looking.Copy !req
1048. - You got the bag, right?
- Bag?Copy !req
1049. The bag. The bag.
Tell me you got the bag.Copy !req
1050. - Oh, yeah.
- You got the bag?Copy !req
1051. Yeah. Okay, relax. The bag, yeah.
The bag's fine.Copy !req
1052. I gave it to Miss Claudia to hold.Copy !req
1053. Who you calling a psycho?Copy !req
1054. I didn't say anything to you.Copy !req
1055. Are you okay, Mr. Munson?Copy !req
1056. Hi. How are you?Copy !req
1057. Remember me?Copy !req
1058. Yeah, from the crap table.Copy !req
1059. That's right, from the crap table.Copy !req
1060. And you're the big guy
with the lucky dice, aren't you?Copy !req
1061. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
1062. Boy, the two of you kind
of look a little...Copy !req
1063. - Well, a little down on your luck, huh?
- Yeah, if you only knew.Copy !req
1064. Hmm. Jeez, that's tough.Copy !req
1065. Look at George and Weezy go.Copy !req
1066. What did that fat-ass Lionel do
with my lottery ticket?Copy !req
1067. Well, look,
I've got a little proposition for you.Copy !req
1068. I'm all ears.Copy !req
1069. I will pay you $1 million
to sleep with your friend here.Copy !req
1070. $1 million. One night. Cash.Copy !req
1071. Just throw that out.Copy !req
1072. You two mull it over, get back to me.
I'll be back here.Copy !req
1073. What's there to mull over?Copy !req
1074. I mean, are you gonna
set that creep straight or should I?Copy !req
1075. I'll handle this.Copy !req
1076. Yeah?Copy !req
1077. I said, are you all right, Mr. Munson?Copy !req
1078. Huh?Copy !req
1079. I wish I'd have never trusted her.
What was I thinking?Copy !req
1080. 42 grand down the drain.Copy !req
1081. She'll be back.Copy !req
1082. You're never gonna see her again,
all right?Copy !req
1083. Well, I happen to think you're wrong,
Mr. Munson.Copy !req
1084. Anyway, it doesn't matter.Copy !req
1085. The money we came here to win
is right here in Reno,Copy !req
1086. at a legitimate sporting contestCopy !req
1087. where the best player wins
because he's the best player,Copy !req
1088. and we have the best player.Copy !req
1089. Okay, I'm listening.Copy !req
1090. We are going to do
what we set out to do.Copy !req
1091. We're gonna win that tournament.Copy !req
1092. Yes! I knew it.Copy !req
1093. I knew you were a champion
the minute I saw you bowl, lsh.Copy !req
1094. I'm not gonna bowl.Copy !req
1095. You are.Copy !req
1096. You are such a loser.
You're a bona fide schmuck.Copy !req
1097. Look at me.Copy !req
1098. Mr. Munson, I know
you can win that tournament.Copy !req
1099. You're a champion,
and that never goes away.Copy !req
1100. I'm sure that if you made it
through the first few rounds,Copy !req
1101. you'd find your touch again.Copy !req
1102. I'm Ernie McCracken.Copy !req
1103. When I found out little Billy here
was growing up without a daddy,Copy !req
1104. I had to do something.Copy !req
1105. When Big Ern saw ourpicture
in the paper,Copy !req
1106. he called the Unified Fund
and got involved.Copy !req
1107. I had to.Copy !req
1108. I couldn't help myself.Copy !req
1109. - But little Billy's not the only one.Copy !req
1110. There's also little Jason here.Copy !req
1111. Once again this year,
I'll be sponsoring a fatherless familyCopy !req
1112. in every city I bowl in.Copy !req
1113. Sometimes when I wake up
in the morning,Copy !req
1114. - Mr. McCracken's already there.Copy !req
1115. Jonathan, run a flypattern
all the way to the goal line.Copy !req
1116. Tennessee.Copy !req
1117. KentuckyCopy !req
1118. Fonda Beach!Copy !req
1119. Deeper, Jonathan.Copy !req
1120. It's a tough world.Copy !req
1121. These kids nearly got munsoned,
but they're back now.Copy !req
1122. Through the Unified Fund,
I found out that if you give a little,Copy !req
1123. you can get back a whole lot more.Copy !req
1124. Hmm.Copy !req
1125. Hey! Give me that. What are you doing?Copy !req
1126. Well, it's a young crowd.
I don't recognize a single soul.Copy !req
1127. Ishmael, welcome to my church.Copy !req
1128. Wow.Copy !req
1129. It's kind of intimidating to be in
the presence of so many great athletes.Copy !req
1130. Hi. What's your name?Copy !req
1131. Munson, Roy E.Copy !req
1132. - Seriously.
- Munson, Roy E.Copy !req
1133. Amateur or professional?Copy !req
1134. Professional.Copy !req
1135. Ooh. We have a problem here.Copy !req
1136. Your dues are in arrears.
You haven't paid them since 1979.Copy !req
1137. How much is that gonna cost me?Copy !req
1138. Dues times 16 years,Copy !req
1139. plus penalties, plus interest equalsCopy !req
1140. $38.Copy !req
1141. - Well, let's go. That's it.
- No, hold on.Copy !req
1142. Would you be willing to hold on to this
till after the tournament?Copy !req
1143. Come on. What are we gonna do
with a rubber hand?Copy !req
1144. The ring.Copy !req
1145. Ooh.Copy !req
1146. Okay.Copy !req
1147. Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
1148. The National Bowling StadiumCopy !req
1149. in conjunction
with the Silver Legacy Hotel and CasinoCopy !req
1150. would like to welcome everyone
to the $1 million, winner-take-allCopy !req
1151. Brunswick-Reno Open!Copy !req
1152. Please enjoy your stay here
at our fabulous facility, and remember,Copy !req
1153. the Silver Legacy
is still the talk of the StripCopy !req
1154. with our 22-topping potato bar.Copy !req
1155. Let's start the tournament.Copy !req
1156. I can't.Copy !req
1157. That's the way, Mr. Munson!Copy !req
1158. Whoo! All right! Yeah!Copy !req
1159. You wouldn't happen to have
a Phillips-head screwdriver, would you?Copy !req
1160. No.Copy !req
1161. Never mind.Copy !req
1162. All right, Mr. Munson.Copy !req
1163. You know, lsh,
I'm starting to feel like a winner again.Copy !req
1164. Okay, you scumbags.
Now turn around and face the wall.Copy !req
1165. We have
a Cinderella story shaping up here.Copy !req
1166. Roy Munson, the 1979 lowa state
amateur champion,Copy !req
1167. has suddenly come out of nowhere
with his bowling ball.Copy !req
1168. He is a major contender
in this competition.Copy !req
1169. So, Roy, let me ask you.Copy !req
1170. What have you been doing
all these years?Copy !req
1171. Well, the... After... After the hand, l...Copy !req
1172. There... No, there was... The '80s...Copy !req
1173. You know, for a while, l...Copy !req
1174. Drinking.Copy !req
1175. Yeah. A lot of... A lot of drinking.Copy !req
1176. Uh...Copy !req
1177. Are you still drinking?Copy !req
1178. No, no, no. I don't... That's...
That's behind me now. I just...Copy !req
1179. Why, are you buying?Copy !req
1180. - Yeah!Copy !req
1181. as the early favorite
for Coach of the Year honors.Copy !req
1182. And now, we're going live
to the National Bowling StadiumCopy !req
1183. in the biggest little city in the world,
Reno, Nevada,Copy !req
1184. where ESPN is set to bring you
final-round coverageCopy !req
1185. of the $1 million, winner-take-all
Silver Legacy Reno Open.Copy !req
1186. What an incredible championship matchCopy !req
1187. we have in store for you today.Copy !req
1188. Ernie McCracken, a crafty veteran,
and, you know, a heck of a nice guy,Copy !req
1189. goes against Roy Munson,
a promising young talent in the 1970s.Copy !req
1190. - What you doing in there, Mr. Munson?
- Barfing.Copy !req
1191. Barfing?Copy !req
1192. Where do I keep
getting "munson" from?Copy !req
1193. Please rise for
the national anthem.Copy !req
1194. Oh, say can you seeCopy !req
1195. By the dawn's early lightCopy !req
1196. Have you been drinking again?Copy !req
1197. I don't puke when I drink.Copy !req
1198. I puke when I don't.Copy !req
1199. I'm scared, lsh.Copy !req
1200. Let's get ready to bowl!Copy !req
1201. And here they come,
our two finalists.Copy !req
1202. Roy Munson
has one of the mostCopy !req
1203. intimidating hooks in all ofbowling,Copy !req
1204. quite literally, Chris.
In fact, the fans here in RenoCopy !req
1205. have started calling him
"The Rubber Man,"Copy !req
1206. because he bowls
with a rubberprosthetic hand.Copy !req
1207. And take a look at that focus
on Roy's face.Copy !req
1208. - He is ready for this match.Copy !req
1209. Oh, a nasty spill.Copy !req
1210. That's kind ofembarrassing,
in front ofan audience like this.Copy !req
1211. Look at Ernie McCracken.Copy !req
1212. A guy like Big Ern,
with his panache and style,Copy !req
1213. has clearly done forbowling
what Muhammad Ali did forboxing.Copy !req
1214. Wow. Take a look at that.Copy !req
1215. Have you, in 34 years
ofcovering bowling, Chris,Copy !req
1216. everseen a ball like that?Copy !req
1217. What is that, a rose?
- It appears to be. Clearly custom-made.Copy !req
1218. Ernie's got a heart ofgold,
but what an intimidator.Copy !req
1219. Go, Big Ern!Copy !req
1220. You know, he goes to his spot.
On the approach.Copy !req
1221. Ernie McCracken.Copy !req
1222. How about one more title, sweetness?Copy !req
1223. Look at that form.Copy !req
1224. That left arm way out is
an unusual style.Copy !req
1225. - Wow. Right off the bat.
- Beautiful. What a hit!Copy !req
1226. He delivers on the goods.
Look at him pump up this crowd.Copy !req
1227. Roy looks a little nervous,
a little unsettled.Copy !req
1228. It is his first final in nearly 20 years.Copy !req
1229. The Rubber Man takes the ball
from his good left hand,Copy !req
1230. and then notice how carefully
he places it in the prosthetic hand.Copy !req
1231. You have no
idea the pressure this...Copy !req
1232. - Time out! Time out!
Oh, look at that.Copy !req
1233. Give me that handsome cheek.Copy !req
1234. - Wait, let me get Ernie, too.
- Oh, give us a break.Copy !req
1235. Oh, look. Look at Big Ern, Chris.
Look at Big Ern.Copy !req
1236. Calls herback.Copy !req
1237. How gallant is that?Copy !req
1238. This man's gonna win a lot of
political offices when his career's over.Copy !req
1239. A great role model for America's kids.Copy !req
1240. Attaboy, Luther!Copy !req
1241. Yes, a solid pocket hit.Copy !req
1242. Munson answers right back
in Big Ern's face.Copy !req
1243. Hey, sport, Coca-Cola.Copy !req
1244. You betcha.Copy !req
1245. I got to make a phone call.Copy !req
1246. Could you put on ESPN, please?Copy !req
1247. Sure thing.Copy !req
1248. Come on, Roy.Copy !req
1249. Yes.Copy !req
1250. Nice action.Copy !req
1251. This $1 million,
winner-take-all championship matchCopy !req
1252. has reached the tenth frame.Copy !req
1253. Leading by nine pins, Roy Munson,
shooting first on the right lane.Copy !req
1254. A strike here provides
some breathing room.Copy !req
1255. The dreaded 7-10 split.Copy !req
1256. You know, Roy Munson
has two chancesCopy !req
1257. to win this tournament now,Copy !req
1258. slim and none,
and slim may have just left town.Copy !req
1259. How true.Copy !req
1260. You know, in bowling,
there are 1,022 spare leaves,Copy !req
1261. and this, the 7-10,
is by far the most difficult.Copy !req
1262. Virtually impossible to convert.Copy !req
1263. There's no wayyou could slide
the 10 pin into the 7 or vice versa.Copy !req
1264. You're the man, Roy!Copy !req
1265. Oh, please. Oh, I can't look. I can't look.Copy !req
1266. Thomas, what are you doing here?Copy !req
1267. - Ishmael, it's time to go home.
- I can't go home now.Copy !req
1268. This is the tenth frame,
and if he makes this,Copy !req
1269. he's gonna win $1 million,
and we can save the farm,Copy !req
1270. and I have a half a beer left,
and there's no way I'm going home.Copy !req
1271. Over my dead body.Copy !req
1272. It's time to go home now.Copy !req
1273. Okay.Copy !req
1274. Rubber Man! Rubber Man!Copy !req
1275. Rubber Man! Rubber Man!Copy !req
1276. Yeah!Copy !req
1277. Oh, my God! He has done it!
He has done it!Copy !req
1278. Now, ifRoy can pick up one final strike,Copy !req
1279. he'll force Big Ern
to roll three consecutive strikesCopy !req
1280. in order to win this match.Copy !req
1281. With that spare,
he's not slammed the door on Big Ern,Copy !req
1282. but he's put on quite a lot ofpressure.Copy !req
1283. Where'd he go?Copy !req
1284. Yes.Copy !req
1285. (ON TV) The Rubber Man
has gotten it done,Copy !req
1286. and now the pressure
is squarely on Big Ern McCracken.Copy !req
1287. Trailing by 29 pins,Copy !req
1288. he needs three consecutive strikes
to win it all.Copy !req
1289. I need you now.
More than ever, I need you.Copy !req
1290. Ernie, you're the man!Copy !req
1291. One strike down. Two to go.Copy !req
1292. You can cut this pressure
with a knife, Chris.Copy !req
1293. That's two. There's two.
His second.Copy !req
1294. Roy Munson now
is forced to sit and watch.Copy !req
1295. It has come down to this.Copy !req
1296. One ball.Copy !req
1297. One strike.Copy !req
1298. $1 million.Copy !req
1299. And the losergets nothing.Copy !req
1300. I'm the greatest.Copy !req
1301. I'm the greatest.Copy !req
1302. I'm Big Ern. I'm the greatest.Copy !req
1303. A one-pin victory forErnie McCracken.Copy !req
1304. I'm Big Ern!Copy !req
1305. Put it in the record books,
226 to 225.Copy !req
1306. Some lucky fan has a souvenir.Copy !req
1307. Big Ern, $1 million.Copy !req
1308. What are you gonna do with it?Copy !req
1309. I don't know.Copy !req
1310. All I know is I finally got enough money.Copy !req
1311. I can buy my way out of anything.Copy !req
1312. I can do anything I want.
Now I can get myself a lawyer.Copy !req
1313. And I'll walk!Copy !req
1314. Finally, Big Ern is above the law!Copy !req
1315. It's a great feeling.Copy !req
1316. You were so cool.
Any pressure?Copy !req
1317. Where are those girls?
Get those girls over here.Copy !req
1318. Yeah, there was pressure.Copy !req
1319. I didn't want to get beat
by a guy with a hook, you know.Copy !req
1320. Does this mean you're
against the handicapped?Copy !req
1321. I don't know. I'm rich.
What do I care? Come on!Copy !req
1322. Tough luck, Mr. Munson.Copy !req
1323. - Hey, hey.
- Hey! You bastard, I'll...Copy !req
1324. Where the hell is she?Copy !req
1325. How the hell should I know?
I thought she was with you.Copy !req
1326. - She stole my money!
- Yeah, well, welcome to the club.Copy !req
1327. I checked my phone records
at the hotel.Copy !req
1328. She called that bastard
Ernie McCracken 14 timesCopy !req
1329. in the last three days.Copy !req
1330. Now what the hell
is your relationship to him?Copy !req
1331. All right, stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
1332. I'll tell you what my relationship
is to him.Copy !req
1333. He's the guy who gave me that.Copy !req
1334. - Nice. Is that solid gold?
- The hand.Copy !req
1335. - Big Ern is responsible for that?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1336. No, l...Copy !req
1337. I don't know.Copy !req
1338. I used to think he was.Copy !req
1339. Now it's like you and Claudia.Copy !req
1340. You probably blame McCracken
for screwing that up,Copy !req
1341. but I'll bet it's your own damn fault.Copy !req
1342. Let's go find McCracken.Copy !req
1343. Hey! What are you looking at?Copy !req
1344. Hey! You suck!Copy !req
1345. Go away!
You'll get your rent money tomorrow!Copy !req
1346. Hey, Roy.Copy !req
1347. Claudia.Copy !req
1348. I got the money, Roy.Copy !req
1349. You left us flat, Claudia.Copy !req
1350. You dumped us
when we needed you the most.Copy !req
1351. You tricked us.Copy !req
1352. L...Copy !req
1353. Look, if I'd stuck with you,
Stanley would've hurt you,Copy !req
1354. and he would've hurt lshmael.Copy !req
1355. What happened to McCracken?Copy !req
1356. I never went with him.Copy !req
1357. I just made those phone calls
to throw Stanley off my scent.Copy !req
1358. And maybe give Big Ern a little payback.Copy !req
1359. 84 grand.Copy !req
1360. We can split it three ways.Copy !req
1361. We only had half that.Copy !req
1362. Yeah. Well, uh,Copy !req
1363. we doubled it.Copy !req
1364. Stanley,Copy !req
1365. he bet against you.Copy !req
1366. But I'm ready to start betting on you, Roy.Copy !req
1367. Yeah, well, too late.Copy !req
1368. What?Copy !req
1369. Half a mil?Copy !req
1370. Trojan condoms.
You know, "Rubber Man."Copy !req
1371. All I have to do is a commercial,
show up at a couple of trade showsCopy !req
1372. and pharmacies, and give a little talk
at Vassar College orientation.Copy !req
1373. - That's great.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1374. It is great.
And this is only getting divided one way.Copy !req
1375. Ho! Ho-ho.Copy !req
1376. I can't face them.Copy !req
1377. I wanted to be the hero for once.Copy !req
1378. I wanted to be the one to save the day.Copy !req
1379. Brother,Copy !req
1380. everyone knows you meant well.Copy !req
1381. Mr. Munson!Copy !req
1382. Miss Claudia!Copy !req
1383. What are you two doing here?Copy !req
1384. I'll tell you what they're doing here.Copy !req
1385. They came to tell us the truth
about your trip.Copy !req
1386. They tell you everything?Copy !req
1387. Yes, Roy told us everything.Copy !req
1388. He told us about the booze,Copy !req
1389. and the lusting,Copy !req
1390. the late nights,Copy !req
1391. the lying,Copy !req
1392. and the gambling.Copy !req
1393. And he told us
how you got him to quit all that.Copy !req
1394. How you got Roy
to straighten his life out.Copy !req
1395. And how you got Claudia to quit being
so much of the whore that she is.Copy !req
1396. And Roy also told us how every time
he wanted to quit, you wouldn't let him.Copy !req
1397. How you quoted the scriptures
to give him strength.Copy !req
1398. Oh, yes, Son, he's told us everything.Copy !req
1399. And we're mighty proud of you.Copy !req
1400. But what about the bank
and the foreclosure?Copy !req
1401. That's all been taken care of
by Brother Roy and Sister Claudia.Copy !req
1402. They put $500,000 in the bank.Copy !req
1403. - Our troubles are over!Copy !req
1404. Our troubles are over!Copy !req
1405. Oh, you guys!Copy !req
1406. I'm gonna have to watch you two.Copy !req
1407. Miss Claudia, I knew you'd come back.Copy !req
1408. Thanks, Mr. Munson.
Thanks for everything.Copy !req
1409. Hey, lsh, you know
that old centurion's faith thing,Copy !req
1410. about you saving the Amish people?Copy !req
1411. Well...Copy !req
1412. it wasn't...Copy !req
1413. That was baloney. It wasn't them
you were saving. It was me.Copy !req
1414. You lost me. What?Copy !req
1415. Come on, lshmael.
Everyone's waiting at the party.Copy !req
1416. They want to hear
all about the missionary workCopy !req
1417. you did with Brother Munson.Copy !req
1418. Okay, Miss Rebecca.Copy !req
1419. - Bye, Miss Claudia.
- Bye, lshmael.Copy !req
1420. Bye, lsh.Copy !req
1421. Hey, Roy.Copy !req
1422. I have something for you.Copy !req
1423. Oh...Copy !req
1424. Wow.Copy !req
1425. You got it working.Copy !req
1426. Yeah. I wound it.Copy !req
1427. Oh, there's a winder.Copy !req
1428. - Well, look at that, a little ladybug.
- Ah. You should make a wish.Copy !req
1429. All right.Copy !req
1430. You know what I wished for?Copy !req
1431. What?Copy !req
1432. Bye, Brother Munson. Bye, whore.Copy !req
1433. Action!Copy !req
1434. Cut!Copy !req