1. Did you hear the one
about the Chinese cook?Copy !req
2. Which one? The one about
the guy who drowned?Copy !req
3. No, no. That's the one
in the golf course.Copy !req
4. The Chinese cook's story is great.
Here it goes.Copy !req
5. They're in the best restaurant
in town having dinner.Copy !req
6. They were sitting
at the best table.Copy !req
7. I don't have to tell you, but Oscar Cabos
is sitting in the middle.Copy !req
8. Were there any broads?Copy !req
9. No, it wasn't that kind of dinner.
It was a business dinner...Copy !req
10. transactions, millions of dollars.Copy !req
11. What were they having?Copy !req
12. What were they having?
I don't know, that's not important.Copy !req
13. What's important is
who was sitting there.Copy !req
14. There were politicians,
millionaires, all of them...Copy !req
15. important people. In fact,
I think that the owner...Copy !req
16. of the biggest computer software
company was there, too.Copy !req
17. In the middle of dinner,
Oscar Cabos decides to tell a joke.Copy !req
18. And I had never seen
a guy so deep inside.Copy !req
19. Was it any good?Copy !req
20. No. As a matter of fact,
it sucked.Copy !req
21. So why were they laughing?Copy !req
22. Because if Oscar Cabos tells a joke,
you better laugh.Copy !req
23. Everyone laughed.
Even the Chinese cook was laughingCopy !req
24. and that moron didn't understand
a damn thing.Copy !req
25. But that's not the point.
The point is that suddenly...Copy !req
26. Ank-you.Copy !req
27. Ank-you.Copy !req
28. Ahnkyou, ahnkyou, ahnkyou.Copy !req
29. What?Copy !req
30. What the fuck is ahnkyou,
you piece of shit?Copy !req
31. Ahnkyou.Copy !req
32. Nobody knew that the cook had only
been in the country for two daysCopy !req
33. and the only thing he could
say was "thank you".Copy !req
34. And... obviously not very well.Copy !req
35. Why do you keep thanking me,
you sorry little motherfucker?Copy !req
36. Ahnkyou, ahnkyou, ahnkyou.Copy !req
37. Two days later, with injuries
to his back and ribs,Copy !req
38. a broken arm and a face
burned to a crisp,Copy !req
39. he went back to The Orient.Copy !req
40. Hey, why do they call it The Orient?Copy !req
41. Because that's what it's called.Copy !req
42. No way. I've never heard
anyone call it that.Copy !req
43. 'Cause everyone you hang out with
doesn't know how to speak well.Copy !req
44. I hang out with you.Copy !req
45. Right. And I'm telling you,
it's The Orient.Copy !req
46. All right. So, tell me the one
about the golf course?Copy !req
47. Shit, man. That one is a real trip.
That guy is really crazy.Copy !req
48. He had been playing golf all day.
He was in the last hole.Copy !req
49. He was about to beat his own record,Copy !req
50. which was probably a joke anyway,
but he was really concentrating.Copy !req
51. Hey. You got any toilet paper?Copy !req
52. I'm telling you a story, man.Copy !req
53. Yes, I know. And I'm really into it,
but there's no paper here.Copy !req
54. There's none in here either.Copy !req
55. - Check the other stall.
- You go and check.Copy !req
56. Give me a break.
You're much closer.Copy !req
57. And see if he has any aspirin, okay?
I have a headache.Copy !req
58. Yeah, right. Where?Copy !req
59. I know what you're thinking.Copy !req
60. You're thinking, why is this half-naked,
unconscious guy sittingCopy !req
61. on a toilet, listening to these
ridiculous anecdotesCopy !req
62. from these two morons?Copy !req
63. Well, I have no idea.Copy !req
64. All I know is that snot-nosed
brat had it in for meCopy !req
65. since I walked in on him
kissing my daughter.Copy !req
66. I understand kids.Copy !req
67. And I asked him nicely
to leave my house...Copy !req
68. and next time to go to a hotel.Copy !req
69. I tried to be kind rather than to cause
trouble with an employee.Copy !req
70. It wasn't worth it.Copy !req
71. I chose to discuss things with him...Copy !req
72. and I tried to make him
understand that it is unwise...Copy !req
73. to date the boss's daughter.Copy !req
74. Because it's usually the source
of a few problems.Copy !req
75. And I thought he understood.Copy !req
76. But apparently I was wrong.Copy !req
77. I was working in my office when
he busted in without knocking.Copy !req
78. Come in.Copy !req
79. I thought he wanted to discuss
things or offer an apology.Copy !req
80. But that scoundrel came
in to attack me.Copy !req
81. After realizing that neither
his insults nor provocations...Copy !req
82. were getting to me,
the little tough guy started...Copy !req
83. punching me
when I was distracted.Copy !req
84. And on top of it that asshole
started laughing at me.Copy !req
85. No, sir.Copy !req
86. Sir?Copy !req
87. What I don't understandCopy !req
88. is why the fucking pervert
took my clothes off.Copy !req
89. I still don't understand why you
took his clothes off, fucking pervert.Copy !req
90. I didn't take his clothes off,
God damn it!Copy !req
91. Really? So this guy works
in his underwear?Copy !req
92. And when I got back,
he was already half-naked.Copy !req
93. Is he dead?Copy !req
94. No way. Well, I don't know.Copy !req
95. Check him out.Copy !req
96. But why take his clothes off?Copy !req
97. Who knows?Copy !req
98. There are lots of sick people
out there.Copy !req
99. Good night, sir.Copy !req
100. If only I could be...Copy !req
101. a wealthy man.Copy !req
102. If only just to feel...Copy !req
103. like any other millionaire.Copy !req
104. If only I could see...Copy !req
105. through a thousand
television sets...Copy !req
106. what you're doing,Copy !req
107. I need to be...Copy !req
108. another millionaire.Copy !req
109. To see the same place...Copy !req
110. in hundreds and thousands
at a time.Copy !req
111. But more than living in comfort...Copy !req
112. I want your love and nothing else...Copy !req
113. 5 MINUTES BEFORECopy !req
114. Are you sure he always
leaves at this hour?Copy !req
115. I've been checking him for a month.
He always does it.Copy !req
116. Where's the bat?Copy !req
117. Right here.
And I also have the bag.Copy !req
118. Relax.Copy !req
119. I've done this a thousand times.Copy !req
120. That's why you hired me, right?Copy !req
121. Why so nervous?Copy !req
122. I'm not nervous, idiot.Copy !req
123. I'm careful.
There's a difference.Copy !req
124. I'm precise.Copy !req
125. And why?Copy !req
126. Because that's how
I've always been.Copy !req
127. Because doing things right
got me where I am now.Copy !req
128. All right, all right.
Calm down.Copy !req
129. I hope you know what you're doing.Copy !req
130. What I'm doing?Copy !req
131. I know perfectly well what I'm doing.Copy !req
132. Let me show you something.Copy !req
133. It's my father.Copy !req
134. You want to talk about
someone with big balls?Copy !req
135. This man.Copy !req
136. He knows the meaning
of hard work.Copy !req
137. Not like the asshole
we're about to grab.Copy !req
138. He made sacrifices for us
working for a fucking prick.Copy !req
139. A dictator.Copy !req
140. Twenty years.Copy !req
141. Twenty years without getting an ounce
of respect every single day.Copy !req
142. Every day.Copy !req
143. And he's still hanging on.Copy !req
144. I could take care of him.
But he's a proud man.Copy !req
145. And you know what?Copy !req
146. He has an honorable job.Copy !req
147. Did you understand
anything I just said?Copy !req
148. He won't be long now.Copy !req
149. Here.Copy !req
150. - What do we do with him?
- What do you mean what do we do?Copy !req
151. Nothing. We leave him here
and good-bye.Copy !req
152. Kiss my ass. If we leave him here,
the guy is going to fire me.Copy !req
153. He's going to send me to jail,
then he's going to kill me.Copy !req
154. He's going to fire you anyway.
You fucked his daughter.Copy !req
155. - I told you not to go back to work.
- Why?Copy !req
156. - Because he kicked your ass.
- It wasn't that bad.Copy !req
157. Okay, it was that bad.Copy !req
158. But first of all, I didn't fuck her.
She fucked me.Copy !req
159. Scream, piggy, scream.Copy !req
160. Number two, fucking his daughter
and leaving him hereCopy !req
161. in his underwear ain't the same thing.
Give me a fucking break!Copy !req
162. Why don't we get him out of here
and wait for him to wake up?Copy !req
163. We talk things over
and, I don't know...Copy !req
164. we convince him not
to do anything to us.Copy !req
165. What do you mean, to us?Copy !req
166. Come on, man. You know.
Not to do anything to us.Copy !req
167. I didn't do anything.Copy !req
168. Excuse me, but you just took a dump
next to him while he was unconscious.Copy !req
169. But he doesn't know that
I took a dump next to him.Copy !req
170. But you did. Dude, don't tell me
you're not going to help me.Copy !req
171. Give me a break, dude.
Give me a hand.Copy !req
172. Let's see.Copy !req
173. You fucking prick!Copy !req
174. Calm down!Copy !req
175. Calm down, man!
Take it easy!Copy !req
176. Help me get him up, man.Copy !req
177. Help me out!Copy !req
178. Let's go.Copy !req
179. - Trunk.
- What?Copy !req
180. What's the matter with you?
Do you want him on the roof?Copy !req
181. If they see us with this asshole
we're in big fucking trouble!Copy !req
182. I know, man.Copy !req
183. I mean, he owns
this fucking building!Copy !req
184. Shit. We're going to get busted.Copy !req
185. But we take him out of there
as soon as we're outside.Copy !req
186. Of course.Copy !req
187. Don't be an asshole.Copy !req
188. I think we're fucked.Copy !req
189. They seem to know something.Copy !req
190. Don't be stupid.Copy !req
191. Those guys don't know anything.Copy !req
192. So what do I do then?Copy !req
193. Relax, man.
Just turn around and smile.Copy !req
194. You think they noticed?Copy !req
195. No, man. How could they?
They're just obtuse.Copy !req
196. Okay, look for a place to park up front
and let's take him out.Copy !req
197. Kiss my ass, man!
Where am I supposed to park?Copy !req
198. - Watch out!
- God damn! Fucking assholes!Copy !req
199. Did you see that?
They almost hit me.Copy !req
200. - You think they know?
- What?Copy !req
201. Do you think they know
they're assholes?Copy !req
202. Because no one
ever tells them.Copy !req
203. People just, you know,
give them the finger and honk.Copy !req
204. But no one ever tells them
to their face.Copy !req
205. Well, yeah.
But, I mean, come on.Copy !req
206. You can't sink to that level
of stupidity without noticing.Copy !req
207. Give me a fucking break!Copy !req
208. What?
What are you staring at, you fag?Copy !req
209. Do I look like a fag?Copy !req
210. Not really.
Maybe just a little soft.Copy !req
211. What did you say, man?Copy !req
212. I said I was going to screw
your mama.Copy !req
213. What are you staring at,
you fucking cross-eyed?Copy !req
214. Cross-eyed... cross-eyed...
cross-eyed.Copy !req
215. She's not coming because
you're fucking cross-eyed.Copy !req
216. What did you expect, my son?
You're fucking cross-eyed.Copy !req
217. Go.Copy !req
218. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
219. Shit, man. Shit!Copy !req
220. That bastard's going to kill us.Copy !req
221. There!Copy !req
222. What's that?Copy !req
223. Did anyone see you?Copy !req
224. The cops are downstairs. They want
you to give them all blow jobs.Copy !req
225. - Don't be an asshole, Nico.
- Asshole?Copy !req
226. All right! That's enough, okay?
Where do we put this guy?Copy !req
227. Is he alive?Copy !req
228. That's none of your business.
Where do we put him?Copy !req
229. This is my house and I never
agreed to store dead people.Copy !req
230. Did I?Copy !req
231. Listen, princess.Copy !req
232. I don't know why you got
into this business.Copy !req
233. Maybe because your family
is broke,Copy !req
234. or because the money you get
isn't enough for your drugs,Copy !req
235. or simply because your life
is so fucking boringCopy !req
236. you wanted to try
something dangerous.Copy !req
237. I don't know and I don't care.Copy !req
238. When I found you, I explained
to you what this was about.Copy !req
239. And we made a deal. And in that deal,
I call the shots. I ask the questions.Copy !req
240. You provide the answers.Copy !req
241. Is that clear?Copy !req
242. Now, where do we put him?Copy !req
243. In the storage room in the back.Copy !req
244. Thank you.Copy !req
245. It won't start.Copy !req
246. Shit. You were the one
who got me to insult that guy.Copy !req
247. Yeah. But there are insults
and then there are insults.Copy !req
248. Help me out, man. We don't know
if he's still alive in there.Copy !req
249. What are you worried about?Copy !req
250. If he's dead, then it's not
our problem anymore.Copy !req
251. Of course.
You're absolutely right.Copy !req
252. You know,
I hadn't thought of that.Copy !req
253. As a matter of fact, when the cops
get here we'll just say,Copy !req
254. "Yes, Officer. He was in our trunk
in his underwear.Copy !req
255. But he wasn't dead.
He just passed out."Copy !req
256. Give me a break.Copy !req
257. Okay.
So what are we going to do?Copy !req
258. Hey, what if we call Ruben?Copy !req
259. - Who?
- Mascarita.Copy !req
260. Who?Copy !req
261. Mascarita.
The wrestler.Copy !req
262. Mascarita.
The ill-tempered one.Copy !req
263. What happened to this great legend?Copy !req
264. Born in Hiuchapan
in the state of Hidalgo in 1963,Copy !req
265. he had a simple
country childhood.Copy !req
266. "CHILDHOOD FRIEND"
Well, folks, by the time he made
it to elementary school,Copy !req
267. he was already a legend.Copy !req
268. He was someone
who loved wrestling.Copy !req
269. He was very strong.Copy !req
270. He also had a strong personality.Copy !req
271. And I remember that he always
stood up to anyone.Copy !req
272. From that day on, he began training
with farm animalsCopy !req
273. until he reached puberty.Copy !req
274. He held many tough jobs:Copy !req
275. Load lifter, miner,
cart puller.Copy !req
276. But his fame began to riseCopy !req
277. when he joined the security team
at a local disco.Copy !req
278. Day after day he tested
his wrestling skills.Copy !req
279. Until one day Avilo Dominguez,Copy !req
280. founder of the Mexican
wrestling league, crossed his path.Copy !req
281. I was looking for someone special.Copy !req
282. I had traveled all over the country
and couldn't find anyone.Copy !req
283. "PROMOTER"Copy !req
284. Until I came to Huichapan,
Hidalgo and...Copy !req
285. Mister Avilo!Copy !req
286. And I saw Mascarita standing
at the door of a club.Copy !req
287. I knew right then I had my star.Copy !req
288. After that meeting, Mascarita became
a full-time wrestler.Copy !req
289. He traveled with Avilo in the big cityCopy !req
290. and trained until he became
the most famous wrestler of all.Copy !req
291. But his addiction to drugs,
alcohol and womenCopy !req
292. would soon put an end
to his success.Copy !req
293. Yes, of course,
I met him.Copy !req
294. "EXOTIC DANCER"Copy !req
295. He was so generous with all of us.Copy !req
296. Oh, but he never took off his mask.Copy !req
297. Due to his drug problem he had
to leave the wrestling arena,Copy !req
298. leaving behind a number
of unanswered questions.Copy !req
299. Where is Mascarita now?
What does he do?Copy !req
300. And above all, who is the man
behind the mask?Copy !req
301. Hey, was that really Mascarita?Copy !req
302. Yeah.
But he hates being called that.Copy !req
303. Why?Copy !req
304. One moment, please.Copy !req
305. Next time you call me Mascarita
without the mask,Copy !req
306. - I swear I'll cut off your balls.
- Yes, Ruben, yes... okay.Copy !req
307. Good evening.Copy !req
308. Ruben, it's Mudo.Copy !req
309. Yo, buddy. What's up?Copy !req
310. You know. Just hanging out,
calling old friends.Copy !req
311. Man, it's so good to hear from you.
How are you? You okay?Copy !req
312. Not really.
I got a small problemCopy !req
313. and I thought maybe you
could give me a hand.Copy !req
314. Think nothing of it, bro.
What can I do for you?Copy !req
315. Look.
The thing is we have this guyCopy !req
316. locked in the trunk of our car,
and guess what?Copy !req
317. - We got rear-ended.
- Really!Copy !req
318. Yeah. Now we can't get the guy out
because the trunk is jammed.Copy !req
319. Don't worry. I'm on my way now.
Where are you?Copy !req
320. Remember where I live?Copy !req
321. Remember the alley
behind the factory? There.Copy !req
322. Ah, okay. I won't be long.Copy !req
323. Anyway,
I'll have Tony meet us there.Copy !req
324. "The Cannibal"?Copy !req
325. Yeah. He lives nearby.
That's not such a safe neighborhood.Copy !req
326. - So then, you're coming?
- Okay. Yeah.Copy !req
327. - Thanks.
- Please, man. Don't mention it.Copy !req
328. - Thanks, Ruben.
- I'll see you in a little while.Copy !req
329. - All right. See you. Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
330. I'll be right back.Copy !req
331. When I return, I want you
to keep screaming. Okay?Copy !req
332. Yes, Ruben, yes... okay.Copy !req
333. Well, you've got some X.Copy !req
334. Next time, bring enough
to share with everyoneCopy !req
335. or don't bring any at all.
Understand?Copy !req
336. What's the matter, ladies?
Move it!Copy !req
337. Come on! All right.Copy !req
338. - Add more weight.
- Yes, boss.Copy !req
339. Dude, doesn't your mother-in-law
have a party tonight?Copy !req
340. Oh, shit! You're right, man.
Fuck! I'm such a prick!Copy !req
341. Paulina must be waiting
for me to pick her up.Copy !req
342. I don't think she's there anymore.
It's really late.Copy !req
343. Yeah, I guess so. I think she left.
I hope she's not mad.Copy !req
344. Mascarita.Copy !req
345. Finish him.Copy !req
346. Surrender, Mascarita.Copy !req
347. Don't fight back, Mascarita.Copy !req
348. Hey, this Mascar... I mean,
Ruben is taking too long, isn't he?Copy !req
349. Don't let it slip out again.
Not even as a joke.Copy !req
350. Relax, man,
I didn't mean it.Copy !req
351. I'm serious. You have no idea how crazy
he gets when they call him Mascarita.Copy !req
352. Really? All right, how much longer
are we going to wait?Copy !req
353. I don't know.
He said he was sending his bodyguard.Copy !req
354. His what?Copy !req
355. Ruben has a bodyguard.
His name is Tony.Copy !req
356. Tony, "The Cannibal".Copy !req
357. Hey. Why do they call him
Tony "The Cannibal"?Copy !req
358. I don't know.Copy !req
359. If you want to, you can ask him
when he gets here.Copy !req
360. Tony.Copy !req
361. This is Jaque.
I'm Mudo.Copy !req
362. Go ahead. Ask him.Copy !req
363. What's up, Ruben?Copy !req
364. - How's it hanging, Mudo?
- I'm fine, thanks.Copy !req
365. Hey! What's up?Copy !req
366. Start her up, Tony.Copy !req
367. How's life treating you, Jaque?Copy !req
368. Right now, not so great, but...Copy !req
369. Hit it.Copy !req
370. I could've done that.
Give me a break.Copy !req
371. Trunk.Copy !req
372. - Man, I could've done that too.
- But you didn't.Copy !req
373. So what's up?
What do we do now?Copy !req
374. We get him out of the trunk, right?Copy !req
375. - Are you nuts?
- No, I mean it.Copy !req
376. And do what, exactly?Copy !req
377. I don't know. We get him out
and leave him there on the street.Copy !req
378. Give me a fucking break. He's my
father-in-law. We can't dump him there.Copy !req
379. The fact that he's your father-in-law is
irrelevant. This guy is Oscar Cabos.Copy !req
380. What do you think he'll do to us
when he wakes up?Copy !req
381. - Okay, so we take him to a hospital.
- This man is Oscar Cabos?Copy !req
382. We can't dump him there and we
certainly can't take him to a hospital.Copy !req
383. Why not?Copy !req
384. Haven't you heard the story
about the Chinese cook?Copy !req
385. As a matter of fact, yes.Copy !req
386. Good point.
So what do we do?Copy !req
387. First thing we'll do is calm down
and get out of here.Copy !req
388. For now, he's safe inside your trunk.
He's out cold.Copy !req
389. Don't worry. We'll go to a quiet place.
I know this bar nearby.Copy !req
390. We'll have a couple of exotic drinks.Copy !req
391. Then you'll tell me
exactly what happened.Copy !req
392. And then we'll figure out what
to do to get out of this mess we're in.Copy !req
393. Okay?Copy !req
394. This way.
Let's go, Tony.Copy !req
395. There's no answer.Copy !req
396. Why don't you call yourself?Copy !req
397. The family knows me very well.
They might recognize my voice perfectly.Copy !req
398. Call them again.Copy !req
399. But...Copy !req
400. But what?Copy !req
401. If you don't make the call,
then you're no good to me.Copy !req
402. This is when I need you the most.Copy !req
403. Understand, sweetheart?Copy !req
404. Okay.
So what are we going to do?Copy !req
405. You're going to dial that phone
and ask for this littleCopy !req
406. asshole's wife,
and that's it.Copy !req
407. Or what? Do you know
the maids in the house, too?Copy !req
408. No.Copy !req
409. Why don't you take off the bag
so he can breathe?Copy !req
410. And have him see our faces, right?Copy !req
411. Oh, I'm sure he's breathing great,
aren't you?Copy !req
412. It's ringing.Copy !req
413. That's all upside-down.
Fix it.Copy !req
414. Hello?Copy !req
415. Hello. With the lady
of the house, please.Copy !req
416. Who's calling?Copy !req
417. Put Mrs. Gabriela Cabos on,
right now. Please.Copy !req
418. Yes, but I have to tell her
who's calling.Copy !req
419. Tell her it's...
her husband.Copy !req
420. One moment, please.Copy !req
421. Ma'am...Copy !req
422. Ma'am...Copy !req
423. Careful, careful with that.
Don't drop it. Please be careful.Copy !req
424. - Ma'am!
- What is it, Tere?Copy !req
425. Telephone.Copy !req
426. Can't you see I'm busy, Tere?
For goodness sake!Copy !req
427. It's your husband.Copy !req
428. Well, just tell him
I'll call him back later.Copy !req
429. She says she'll call him
back later.Copy !req
430. What?Copy !req
431. She hung up.Copy !req
432. What?Copy !req
433. The maid hung up on me.Copy !req
434. Well, call them backCopy !req
435. and tell them we'll kill this shit bag
if they don't give us twenty...Copy !req
436. You told me you could do this.
Can you or not?Copy !req
437. Cheers.Copy !req
438. Cheers.Copy !req
439. That hit the spot.Copy !req
440. Where were we?Copy !req
441. Oh, yeah. The trunk.Copy !req
442. All right.
This is what we're going to do.Copy !req
443. We'll finish our drinks and then
we'll figure out a way to returnCopy !req
444. this man to his home,
safe and sound.Copy !req
445. This man is your father-in-law, Jaque?Copy !req
446. Yeah.Copy !req
447. And his wife, your mother-in-law,
is having a party tonight, right?Copy !req
448. That's right.Copy !req
449. Do you think it would be
a problem if we attend?Copy !req
450. No, but...Copy !req
451. You know if Cabos is known
to partake of alcoholic beverages?Copy !req
452. - All the time.
- Perfect.Copy !req
453. We'll leave him on the front lawn.Copy !req
454. We'll untie him, take off the bag,
and douse him with the cheapest liquor.Copy !req
455. Then we'll leave.Copy !req
456. When he wakes up,
he'll have a hell of a headacheCopy !req
457. and he won't even know
where he is.Copy !req
458. He'll just remember that his wife
had a party.Copy !req
459. - How does that sound?
- All right.Copy !req
460. What kind of person is your
mother-in-law?Copy !req
461. She's a bitch.Copy !req
462. - Is she rich?
- Stinking.Copy !req
463. - Does she host many parties?
- Many.Copy !req
464. Okay, boys.
I'll need two things.Copy !req
465. One, I have to get into the party,
and two, I'll need a change of clothes.Copy !req
466. - A what?
- Clothes, Mudo.Copy !req
467. I can't go dressed like this
to a fancy socialite party.Copy !req
468. I'd stand out.Copy !req
469. Yeah. I'm sure I'll find
something in my apartment.Copy !req
470. Cheers.Copy !req
471. Cheers.Copy !req
472. Check this out, man.Copy !req
473. See? It's Mascarita!Copy !req
474. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
475. It's him. God damn it!
It's him.Copy !req
476. - What did you call me?
- Fuckin' A, man.Copy !req
477. You're that Mascarita guy.
Aren't you?Copy !req
478. What the hell's the matter with you?Copy !req
479. Check, please.Copy !req
480. Who the fuck do you think
you are, asshole?Copy !req
481. We're going to beat the shit out of you.
You fucking little wrestler.Copy !req
482. Boys, let's go.Copy !req
483. How many were they?Copy !req
484. About fifteen.Copy !req
485. Including the fucked up ones?Copy !req
486. No. If you count those,
then it's about twenty.Copy !req
487. Let's give him...Copy !req
488. I'll say... about a minute.Copy !req
489. Listen, put the Mrs.
On the line right now...Copy !req
490. or her husband will cease to exist.
Understand?Copy !req
491. Yes. One moment, please.Copy !req
492. - Ma'am.
- What is it, Tere?Copy !req
493. Phone call for you.Copy !req
494. I told you I'm busy right now.Copy !req
495. They say it's about your husband.Copy !req
496. That he exists or will cease to exist,
I don't understand.Copy !req
497. Hello?
She hung up again.Copy !req
498. Move.Copy !req
499. Hello?Copy !req
500. Listen, you fucking bitch,Copy !req
501. you either put your boss
on the line right now,Copy !req
502. or I'll kill you
and then I'll kill her.Copy !req
503. Hello.Copy !req
504. Shut the door.Copy !req
505. Tony, there's a liquor store
around the corner.Copy !req
506. Get me a bottle
of the cheapest booze, please.Copy !req
507. Let's go, boys. The night is too short.
Come on.Copy !req
508. - What's up, Jaque?
- How's it hanging?Copy !req
509. Shit. What did you do
to your wheels, dude?Copy !req
510. Nothing.Copy !req
511. I'll fix it up for you. Fifteen minutes.
Let me get my tools.Copy !req
512. No, that's all right, thanks.Copy !req
513. Come on.
It'll be just like new, Jaque.Copy !req
514. He said no.Copy !req
515. Since when do you
open your mouth?Copy !req
516. Doesn't Mudo mean mute?Copy !req
517. Why don't you honor your name
and shut the fuck up?Copy !req
518. Hey, what's wrong
with your buddy?Copy !req
519. Check him out.
What happened to his clothes?Copy !req
520. Listen, you snot-nosed brat!Copy !req
521. Why don't you go jerk off
somewhere else?Copy !req
522. Okay, fucking Mudo.Copy !req
523. You too, Jaque.Copy !req
524. We'll see you around,
you pricks.Copy !req
525. Just ask for one favor.
One.Copy !req
526. Assholes.Copy !req
527. I'll get you a shirt, Ruben.Copy !req
528. Come in.
Make yourself at home.Copy !req
529. Thank you.Copy !req
530. So, where have you been
hanging out?Copy !req
531. Here, there.
Going to one place, then another.Copy !req
532. How long has it been since we
saw each other the last time?Copy !req
533. It's been a while, Mudo.Copy !req
534. It's been a while.Copy !req
535. What's wrong with that fucking bird?
Doesn't he ever shut up?Copy !req
536. No, never.Copy !req
537. The worst part is he only
makes noise when we get home.Copy !req
538. When there's no one here
he's very quiet.Copy !req
539. Why don't you tell your neighbors?Copy !req
540. Because I haven't met them yet.Copy !req
541. - You haven't met them?
- No.Copy !req
542. - Your neighbors?
- Let's go.Copy !req
543. Jaque...Copy !req
544. I'm not saying you have poor taste
or anything like that.Copy !req
545. - But what the hell is this?
- What?Copy !req
546. What do you mean what?Copy !req
547. Tony went to get the booze
for Mr. Cabos.Copy !req
548. We have to wait for him, okay?Copy !req
549. Now, in these few minutes
in which we have to wait for him,Copy !req
550. I think you can find
something more presentable.Copy !req
551. Come on!Copy !req
552. Bad taste.
Give me a break, asshole.Copy !req
553. And that guy is supposed
to have great taste or what?Copy !req
554. I can't believe that bird.Copy !req
555. And it gets worse after two a.m.Copy !req
556. I'll have a word with the neighbors.Copy !req
557. Four years.Copy !req
558. What?Copy !req
559. It's been four years since
we last saw each other.Copy !req
560. Where were you?Copy !req
561. - Is the prick in?
- Yeah. Go ahead, Pau.Copy !req
562. Where were you?
What's the matter?Copy !req
563. You knew I couldn't get to my car
because of the party.Copy !req
564. - Baby, sweetheart...
- No.Copy !req
565. I was waiting for you.
You were supposed to pick me up.Copy !req
566. I swear I was about to get you, baby.
I swear.Copy !req
567. What are you doing?
We have to go now!Copy !req
568. Baby, it's just that we're waiting for
someone who shouldn't take too long.Copy !req
569. What? Waiting my ass!
Shut that fucking bird up!Copy !req
570. - How can you live like this?
- I know. Five minutes, please.Copy !req
571. Just five minutes, okay, honey buns?Copy !req
572. Who are we waiting for?Copy !req
573. We're waiting for someone who went
to the store to get a bottle of booze.Copy !req
574. As soon as he gets back,
we'll leave.Copy !req
575. - Booze?
- Yes, baby. And then we can go.Copy !req
576. Give me a break!
You're a disgusting drunk!Copy !req
577. Honey, it's not for me.
Baby, really!Copy !req
578. You know what?
Bye.Copy !req
579. Baby? Honey?Copy !req
580. Mudo, tell Jaque I went
to my Mom's party.Copy !req
581. Okay, Pau.Copy !req
582. I don't think anyone's home.Copy !req
583. What do you want?Copy !req
584. Good evening. We would like
to ask you with all due respect...Copy !req
585. To shut that fucking bird up!Copy !req
586. Don't you realize there are
other people living here?Copy !req
587. Fucking bird from hell!Copy !req
588. That bird was a present from
my grandmother before she died.Copy !req
589. I'm quite fond of it. It doesn't
bother you that much, does it?Copy !req
590. If you ever knock here again,
I'm going to be bothered.Copy !req
591. Now scram!
Both of you!Copy !req
592. How's this one?Copy !req
593. Have you met the neighbors?Copy !req
594. - What happened?
- Nothing. Let's go.Copy !req
595. Tere, answer that.Copy !req
596. Answer the phone.Copy !req
597. Hello?Copy !req
598. I'd like to speak to
Mrs. Gabriela Cabos, please.Copy !req
599. Speaking.
What can I do for you?Copy !req
600. Plenty.Copy !req
601. We have kidnappedCopy !req
602. your husband.
He's alive, but not for long.Copy !req
603. We want twenty...Copy !req
604. You know what? Tell Oscar that if
he doesn't want to comeCopy !req
605. to my birthday party,
to stay 'kidnapped' in his office,Copy !req
606. he can go fuck himself.Copy !req
607. Give me a fucking break!Copy !req
608. You said no one was coming.Copy !req
609. I'll see who it is.Copy !req
610. What's up?Copy !req
611. - What's up with what?
- What do you mean about what?Copy !req
612. Yeah, about what?Copy !req
613. You know.
Why haven't you changed?Copy !req
614. Changed for what?
What?Copy !req
615. It's my mom's birthday.
I told you.Copy !req
616. Between you and Jaque,
I'm going nuts.Copy !req
617. - What was that?
- What was what?Copy !req
618. - Are you with someone?
- No. Why?Copy !req
619. - I heard something.
- Yeah? No.Copy !req
620. I think it's coming from in here.Copy !req
621. - I caught you red-handed.
- You bitch.Copy !req
622. What if I open the door
and find him naked?Copy !req
623. Knock it off, Paulina.Copy !req
624. What's going on?Copy !req
625. - You must be Paulina, right?
- Yes.Copy !req
626. Honey, why didn't you tell me
she was so beautiful?Copy !req
627. I'm Botcha.
Lula's boyfriend.Copy !req
628. You bitch!
Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
629. No wonder you were
acting so weird.Copy !req
630. That's why you've been
cutting classes, right?Copy !req
631. Look, you have to blame
Botchis for that,Copy !req
632. because he asked me to keep
it a secret and... you know.Copy !req
633. It's more romantic.
Don't you think?Copy !req
634. This is awesome!Copy !req
635. Both of you have to come
to my mom's party.Copy !req
636. - Thanks, Pau, but...
- We'd love to.Copy !req
637. That's it.
Hold on.Copy !req
638. I'll tell my mom.
She won't believe it.Copy !req
639. How long has it been since
the two of you have spoken?Copy !req
640. Oh, it's been a while.Copy !req
641. Hello?Copy !req
642. - Hello? Mom?
- Where are you?Copy !req
643. Guess what?
Lula has a boyfriend.Copy !req
644. You don't say. Put her on.
I want to congratulate her.Copy !req
645. Hold on.Copy !req
646. Hello?Copy !req
647. - Lula. How are you?
- Mrs. Cabos. How are you?Copy !req
648. - So you're coming with my daughter?
- Yes.Copy !req
649. - And your new boyfriend?
- Yeah, right. He's coming with us.Copy !req
650. - I think that's wonderful.
- In fact, we were just leaving, okay?Copy !req
651. Don't be late.Copy !req
652. Thank you very much
and happy birthday.Copy !req
653. Get all dressed up...
kisses for you.Copy !req
654. - Okay. Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
655. - So... shall we?
- Let's go.Copy !req
656. Where did she say
she was going?Copy !req
657. To the party.Copy !req
658. Why did you let her leave?Copy !req
659. Because we didn't know
she was going to take the car.Copy !req
660. Her father is in the trunk
of that car.Copy !req
661. - Inside a plastic bag.
- Out cold.Copy !req
662. Stripped naked by
his daughter's boyfriend.Copy !req
663. God damn it!
I didn't take his clothes off!Copy !req
664. All right, calm down.
She's going to the party, right?Copy !req
665. Let's take my car and that's it.
Problem solved.Copy !req
666. My change.Copy !req
667. And the rest.Copy !req
668. Oh. Sorry.Copy !req
669. I forgot my wallet.
I have to go back for it.Copy !req
670. - I won't be long.
- Okay.Copy !req
671. Don't be.Copy !req
672. He's cute, isn't he?Copy !req
673. Let's see them fucking
ignore us again.Copy !req
674. Anything comes up,
you call us.Copy !req
675. Take care of him.Copy !req
676. - Ready.
- Good.Copy !req
677. She can drive, right?Copy !req
678. Good evening, sir. Valet?Copy !req
679. What?Copy !req
680. Your car, sir.
I'm from valet parking.Copy !req
681. - So?
- Ruben, give him your keys.Copy !req
682. You're really insane
if you thinkCopy !req
683. I'm going to hand my car keys
to this child.Copy !req
684. Relax, sir. I'll take good care
of your car.Copy !req
685. I'm sure you won't.Copy !req
686. Ruben, stop jerking around.Copy !req
687. Let's just go inside,
fix our little problem and go home.Copy !req
688. Your car will be fine.Copy !req
689. Here.Copy !req
690. If something happens to it,
I'll kill you.Copy !req
691. No. Don't laugh.
I'll kill you.Copy !req