1. (man) Do you find me sadistic?Copy !req
2. You know, Kiddo...Copy !req
3. I'd like to believe...Copy !req
4. you're aware enough, even now...Copy !req
5. to know that there's nothing sadistic...Copy !req
6. in my actions.Copy !req
7. At this moment...Copy !req
8. this is me...Copy !req
9. at my most masochistic.Copy !req
10. Bill,Copy !req
11. it's your ba...Copy !req
12. Looked dead, didn't I?Copy !req
13. Well, l wasn't.Copy !req
14. But it wasn't from lack of trying,
l can tell you that.Copy !req
15. Actually, Bill's last bullet
put me in a coma -Copy !req
16. a coma l was to lie in for four years.Copy !req
17. When l woke up, l went on what
the movie advertisements refer to asCopy !req
18. "a roaring rampage of revenge".Copy !req
19. l roared, and l rampaged,Copy !req
20. and l got bloody satisfaction.Copy !req
21. l've killed a hell of a lot of people
to get to this point,Copy !req
22. but l've only one more.Copy !req
23. The last one.Copy !req
24. The one l'm driving to right now.Copy !req
25. The only one left.Copy !req
26. And when l arrive at my destination,Copy !req
27. l am gonna kill Bill.Copy !req
28. The incident that happened
at the Two Pines Wedding ChapelCopy !req
29. that put this whole gory story into motionCopy !req
30. has since become legend.Copy !req
31. "Massacre at Two Pines."Copy !req
32. That's what the newspapers called it.Copy !req
33. The local TV news called it,Copy !req
34. "The El Paso, Texas
Wedding Chapel Massacre."Copy !req
35. How it happened, who was there,Copy !req
36. how many got killed
and who killed them -Copy !req
37. changes depending on
who's telling the story.Copy !req
38. In actual fact, the massacre didn't
happen during a wedding at all.Copy !req
39. It was a wedding rehearsal.Copy !req
40. Now, when we come
to the part where l say,Copy !req
41. "You may kiss the bride,"
you may kiss the bride.Copy !req
42. But don't stick your tongue in her mouth.Copy !req
43. This might be funny to your friends,Copy !req
44. but it would be embarrassing
to your parents.Copy !req
45. We'll try to restrain ourselves, Reverend.Copy !req
46. Y'all got a song?Copy !req
47. How 'bout "Love Me Tender"?
l can play that.Copy !req
48. - Sure.
- Yeah.Copy !req
49. "Love Me Tender" would be great.Copy !req
50. Rufus - he's the man.Copy !req
51. Rufus, who was that
that you used to play for?Copy !req
52. Rufus Thomas.Copy !req
53. Rufus Thomas.
Rufus Thomas.Copy !req
54. l was a Drell. L was a Drifter.
l was a Coaster.Copy !req
55. l was part of the Gang.
l was a Barkay.Copy !req
56. lf they come through Texas,
l done played with 'em.Copy !req
57. Rufus - he's the man.Copy !req
58. - Have l forgotten anything?
- Um...Copy !req
59. Oh yes, you forgot, uh,
the seating arrangements.Copy !req
60. - Thank you, Mother.
- Yes.Copy !req
61. Now, the way we normally do this -Copy !req
62. we have the bride's side,
and then we have the groom's side.Copy !req
63. But since the bride
ain't got nobody comin',Copy !req
64. and the groom's got
far too many people comin'...Copy !req
65. Well, yeah, they're comin'
all the way from Oklahoma.Copy !req
66. Right...Copy !req
67. Well, l don't see no problem with...Copy !req
68. the groom's side
sharing the bride's side.Copy !req
69. - Do you, Mother?
- l don't have a problem with that.Copy !req
70. But, uh...Copy !req
71. Honey, you know, it would be good
if you had somebody come.Copy !req
72. You know, as a sign of good faith?Copy !req
73. Well, l don't have anybody...Copy !req
74. except for Tommy and my friends.Copy !req
75. - You have no family?
- Well, l'm workin' on changing that.Copy !req
76. Mrs. Harmony, we're all the family
this little angel's ever gonna need.Copy !req
77. l'm not feeling very well,
and this bitch is starting to piss me off.Copy !req
78. So while y'all blather on,
l'm gonna go outside and get some air.Copy !req
79. OK. Um, uh, Reverend, sorry, uh...Copy !req
80. - She's gonna go out and get some air.
- Yeah. Given her delicate condition...Copy !req
81. She just needs a few minutes
to get it together. She'll be OK.Copy !req
82. Right...Copy !req
83. Hello, Kiddo.Copy !req
84. - How did you find me?
- l'm the man.Copy !req
85. What are you doin' here?Copy !req
86. What am l doin'?Copy !req
87. Well...Copy !req
88. moment ago l was playin' my flute.Copy !req
89. At this moment...Copy !req
90. l'm lookin' at the most beautiful bride
these old eyes have ever seen.Copy !req
91. - Why are you here?
- Last look.Copy !req
92. - Are you gonna be nice?
- l've never been nice in my whole life.Copy !req
93. But l'll do my best to be sweet.Copy !req
94. Hmm.Copy !req
95. l always told you...Copy !req
96. your sweet side is you best side.Copy !req
97. l guess that's why you're
the only one who's ever seen it.Copy !req
98. - So you got a bun in the oven.
- Hmm.Copy !req
99. - l'm knocked up.
- Jeez, Louise.Copy !req
100. That young man of yours sure doesn't
believe in wasting time, does he?Copy !req
101. Have you seen Tommy?Copy !req
102. - Big guy in the tux?
- Yes.Copy !req
103. Then l saw him.Copy !req
104. l like his hair.Copy !req
105. You promised you'd be nice.Copy !req
106. No, l said l'd do my best.
That's hardly a promise.Copy !req
107. But you're right.Copy !req
108. What does your young man
do for a living?Copy !req
109. He owns a used record store
here in El Paso.Copy !req
110. - Ah. Music lover, eh?
- He's fond of music.Copy !req
111. Aren't we all?Copy !req
112. And what are you doing
for a J-O-B these days?Copy !req
113. l work in the record store.Copy !req
114. Aso.Copy !req
115. lt all suddenly seems so clear.Copy !req
116. - Do you like it?
- Yeah. L like it a lot, smartass.Copy !req
117. l get to listen to music all day...Copy !req
118. talk about music all day.
lt's really cool.Copy !req
119. lt's gonna be a great environment
for my little girl to grow up in.Copy !req
120. As opposed to jetting around the world,
killing human beings,Copy !req
121. and being paid vast sums of money?Copy !req
122. Precisely.Copy !req
123. Well, my old friend...Copy !req
124. to each his own.Copy !req
125. However, all cockblockery aside...Copy !req
126. l am looking forward
to meeting your young man.Copy !req
127. l happen to be, more or less,
particular whom my gal marries.Copy !req
128. - You want to come to the wedding?
- Only if l can sit on the bride's side.Copy !req
129. You'll find it a bit lonely on my side.Copy !req
130. Your side always was a bit lonely,Copy !req
131. but l wouldn't sit anywhere else.Copy !req
132. You know...Copy !req
133. l had the loveliest dream about you...Copy !req
134. Oh, here's Tommy!
Call me Arlene.Copy !req
135. - You must be Tommy!
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
136. Arlene's told me so much about you.Copy !req
137. - Honey, you OK?
- Oh, l'm fine.Copy !req
138. Tommy, l'd like you to meet my father.Copy !req
139. Oh, my God!Copy !req
140. Oh, my God, this is great!Copy !req
141. l'm so glad to meet you, sir... uh, Dad.Copy !req
142. The name's Bill.Copy !req
143. Well, it's great to meet you... Bill.Copy !req
144. - Arlene told me you couldn't make it.
- Surprise.Copy !req
145. That's my pop for ya.
Always full of surprises.Copy !req
146. Well, in the surprise department...Copy !req
147. the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.Copy !req
148. - When did you get in?
- Just now.Copy !req
149. - Did you come straight from Australia?
- Of course.Copy !req
150. Daddy, l told Tommy that you were
in Perth mining for silver, and...Copy !req
151. no one could reach you.Copy !req
152. Lucky for us all, that's not the case.Copy !req
153. So...Copy !req
154. What's this all about?
l've heard of wedding rehearsals,Copy !req
155. but l don't believe l've ever heard of
a wedding dress rehearsal before.Copy !req
156. We thought,Copy !req
157. "Why pay so much money for a dress
you're only going to wear once?"Copy !req
158. Especially when Arlene looks
so goddamn beautiful in it.Copy !req
159. So, l think we're going to try to get
all the mileage we can out of it.Copy !req
160. lsn't it supposed to be bad luck
for the groom to see the brideCopy !req
161. in her wedding dress
before the ceremony?Copy !req
162. Well, l guess l just believe
in living dangerously.Copy !req
163. l know just what you mean.Copy !req
164. Son.
Some of us have places to be.Copy !req
165. Sure do.Copy !req
166. Look, we got to go through this one
more time. So, why don't you have a s...Copy !req
167. Oh, my God. What am l thinking?
You should give her away!Copy !req
168. Tommy, that's not exactly
Daddy's cup of tea.Copy !req
169. l think Father would be
much more comfortableCopy !req
170. - sitting with the rest of the guests.
- Hmm. Really?Copy !req
171. That's asking a lot.Copy !req
172. Oh. OK.
Well, forget it.Copy !req
173. But how about we go out
to dinner tonight to celebrate?Copy !req
174. Only on the condition that
l pay for everything.Copy !req
175. Deal. We got to do this now.Copy !req
176. - Can l watch?
- Absolutely. Have a seat.Copy !req
177. - Which is the bride's side?
- Right over here.Copy !req
178. Mother, here we go!Copy !req
179. Now son, about them vows...Copy !req
180. Bill...Copy !req
181. - l just want...
- You don't owe me a damn thing.Copy !req
182. lf he's the man you want...Copy !req
183. then go stand by him.Copy !req
184. - Do l look pretty?
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
185. Thank you.Copy !req
186. What the hell?Copy !req
187. No! Bill!Copy !req
188. You tellin' me she cut her way through
88 bodyguards before she got to O-Ren?Copy !req
189. Nah, there wasn't really 88 of 'em.Copy !req
190. They just call themselves
"The Crazy 88"Copy !req
191. - How come?
- l don't know.Copy !req
192. l guess they thought it sounded cool.Copy !req
193. Anyhow, they all fell
under her Hanzo sword.Copy !req
194. - She got a Hanzo sword?
- He made one for her.Copy !req
195. Didn't he swear a blood oath
to never make another sword?Copy !req
196. lt would appear he has broken it.Copy !req
197. Them Japs sure know how
to hold a grudge, don't they?Copy !req
198. Or maybe...Copy !req
199. you just tend
to bring that out in people.Copy !req
200. l know this is a ridiculous question
before l ask it,Copy !req
201. but you haven't, by any chance,
kept up with your... swordplay?Copy !req
202. l, um...Copy !req
203. l pawned that years ago.Copy !req
204. You hocked a Hattori Hanzo sword?Copy !req
205. Yep.Copy !req
206. lt was priceless.Copy !req
207. Well, not in El Paso, it ain't.Copy !req
208. ln El Paso, l got me $250 for it.Copy !req
209. l'm a bouncer in a titty bar, Bill.Copy !req
210. lf she wants to fight with me, all she's
got to do is come to the clubCopy !req
211. and start some shit,
and we'll be in a fight.Copy !req
212. l know we haven't spoken in some time,Copy !req
213. and the last time we spoke
wasn't the most pleasant,Copy !req
214. but you've got to get over
being mad at me,Copy !req
215. and start becoming afraid of,Copy !req
216. because she is coming,
and she's coming to kill you.Copy !req
217. And unless you accept my assistance,
l have no doubt she will succeed.Copy !req
218. l don't dodge guilt, and l don't Jew
out of paying my comeuppance.Copy !req
219. Can't we just... forget the past?Copy !req
220. That woman...Copy !req
221. deserves her revenge.Copy !req
222. And...Copy !req
223. we deserve to die.Copy !req
224. But then again...Copy !req
225. so does she.Copy !req
226. So l guess...Copy !req
227. we'll just see.Copy !req
228. Won't we?Copy !req
229. Late again.Copy !req
230. Budd, can't you tell time?Copy !req
231. There ain't nobody in here, man.Copy !req
232. - (man) ls that Budd?
- Yeah.Copy !req
233. (man) Tell him to get
his fucking ass back here!Copy !req
234. OK.Copy !req
235. Budd, Larry'd like a word with ya.Copy !req
236. Take a hit.
Be somebody, baby.Copy !req
237. You looking for me?Copy !req
238. l don't know what car wash
you worked before you came hereCopy !req
239. that let you stroll in 20 minutes late,
but it wasn't owned by meCopy !req
240. - and l own a fuckin' car wash.
- Do you want me to leave?Copy !req
241. No, l don't want you to leave.
l want you to sit and wait.Copy !req
242. Larry...Copy !req
243. there ain't nobody out there, so...Copy !req
244. "There's nobody
out there, Larry."Copy !req
245. What's your point?Copy !req
246. - That you're not needed here?
- My point is...Copy !req
247. l'm the bouncer, and there
ain't nobody out there to bounce.Copy !req
248. You're saying that the reason...Copy !req
249. that you're not doing the job that l'm...Copy !req
250. paying you to do is that
you don't have a job to do?Copy !req
251. - No...
- ls that what you're saying?Copy !req
252. What are you trying
to convince me of, exactly?Copy !req
253. That you're as useless
as an asshole right here?Copy !req
254. Well, guess what, buddy?Copy !req
255. l think... you just fucking convinced me.Copy !req
256. Let's go to the calendar.Copy !req
257. lt's calendar time.Copy !req
258. Calendar time for Buddy.Copy !req
259. - OK. You working tomorrow?
- Yeah.Copy !req
260. Mm. No, you're n... You don't even know
what fucking day you work.Copy !req
261. Here. You're not working tomorrow.Copy !req
262. You're working Wednesday.
Here you are. There you go.Copy !req
263. - Workin' Thursday?
- Yeah.Copy !req
264. l don't think so.
Friday?Copy !req
265. l d... There's your name.Copy !req
266. - lf you say so.
- There used to be your name. OK?Copy !req
267. - Saturday. There used to be your name.
- Oh.Copy !req
268. Uh, Monday...Copy !req
269. Here. How about that?Copy !req
270. Fuckin' with your cash is the only thing
you kids seem to understand. OK?Copy !req
271. Now, l want you to go home till l call you.Copy !req
272. Till I call you.Copy !req
273. Before you leave, talk to Rocket.
She's got a job for you to do.Copy !req
274. And...Copy !req
275. the hat.Copy !req
276. That fuckin' hat.Copy !req
277. That fucking...Copy !req
278. How many times have l told you,Copy !req
279. don't wear that fucking hat here?
How many?Copy !req
280. Customers wear hats.Copy !req
281. Well, l'm not the boss of the customers.Copy !req
282. l'm the boss of you.
And l'm telling you...Copy !req
283. that l want you to keep
that shit-kicker hat at home.Copy !req
284. Yeah. Budd, honey, uh,
the toilet is at it again.Copy !req
285. There's shitty water all over the floor.Copy !req
286. OK... Rocket.Copy !req
287. - l'll clean it up.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
288. Now...Copy !req
289. that gentled you down some, didn't it?Copy !req
290. Yep.Copy !req
291. Ain't nobody a badass with a double
dose of rock salt dug deep in their tits.Copy !req
292. Not havin'... tits...Copy !req
293. as fine...Copy !req
294. or as big as yours,Copy !req
295. l can't even imagine
how bad that shit must sting.Copy !req
296. Yet...Copy !req
297. l don't want to, neither.Copy !req
298. l win.Copy !req
299. Ugh! Ugh.Copy !req
300. Bill.Copy !req
301. Wrong brother, ya hateful bitch.Copy !req
302. - Budd.
- Bingo.Copy !req
303. And to what do l owe
this dubious pleasure?Copy !req
304. l just caught me the cowgirl
ain't never been caught.Copy !req
305. - Did you kill her?
- Well, not yet, l ain't.Copy !req
306. I shot her full of rock salt.Copy !req
307. She's so gentle right now, I could
perform her coup de grâce with a rock.Copy !req
308. Anywho...Copy !req
309. Guess what l'm holdin'
in my hand right now?Copy !req
310. What?Copy !req
311. A brand spankin' new
Hattori Hanzo sword.Copy !req
312. And l'm here to tell ya, Elle,Copy !req
313. - ... that's what l call sharp.
- How much?Copy !req
314. Oh, that's hard to say,
bein' that it's... priceless and all.Copy !req
315. What's the terms?Copy !req
316. You get your bony ass down here
first thing in the morning...Copy !req
317. with a million dollars in folding cash...Copy !req
318. and l'll give you the greatest sword
ever made by a man.Copy !req
319. Now, how do you like the sound of that?Copy !req
320. Sounds like we got a deal.Copy !req
321. - One condition.
- What?Copy !req
322. She must suffer to her last breath.Copy !req
323. Well...Copy !req
324. That, Elle darlin'...Copy !req
325. l can pretty much
damn well guarantee.Copy !req
326. Then l'll see you
in the mornin', millionaire.Copy !req
327. All right.Copy !req
328. Wakey, wakey.Copy !req
329. Eggs and bakey.Copy !req
330. (man) l'm done!Copy !req
331. Get me outta this hole!Copy !req
332. Good.Copy !req
333. (man) Whew.Copy !req
334. Whoa, look at those eyes.Copy !req
335. This bitch is furious.Copy !req
336. What did l tell ya?Copy !req
337. ls she the cutest little
blond pussy you ever saw?Copy !req
338. Or... is she the cutest little
blond pussy you ever saw?Copy !req
339. l seen better.Copy !req
340. You got anything to say?Copy !req
341. White women call this
"the silent treatment."Copy !req
342. And we let 'em think we don't like it.Copy !req
343. You grab the feet, l'll get the head.Copy !req
344. Hey. Hey. Hey!Copy !req
345. Wiggle worm, you see this?Copy !req
346. You see it, don't ya?Copy !req
347. That's a can of Mace.Copy !req
348. Mm-hmm. No.Copy !req
349. You're goin' underneath
the ground tonight.Copy !req
350. And... that's all there is to it.Copy !req
351. l wanna bury ya.Copy !req
352. l was gonna bury ya...Copy !req
353. with this.Copy !req
354. But if you're gonna
act like a horse's ass...Copy !req
355. l'm gonna spray this whole goddamn
can right in your eyeballs!Copy !req
356. l'll burn 'em right outta your fuckin' head.Copy !req
357. Then you're gonna be blind...Copy !req
358. and burnin'...Copy !req
359. and buried alive.Copy !req
360. Now, what's it gonna be, sister?Copy !req
361. That's a wise decision.Copy !req
362. This is for breakin' my brother's heart.Copy !req
363. Once upon a time...Copy !req
364. in China...Copy !req
365. some believe around the year...Copy !req
366. one double aught-three,Copy !req
367. head priest of the White Lotus Clan,
Pai Mei, was walking down a road...Copy !req
368. contemplating whatever it isCopy !req
369. that a man of Pai Mei's
infinite powers would contemplate -Copy !req
370. which is another way
of saying, "Who knows?" -Copy !req
371. when a Shaolin monk
appeared on the road,Copy !req
372. traveling in the opposite direction.Copy !req
373. As the monk and the priest
crossed paths...Copy !req
374. Pai Mei...Copy !req
375. in a practically unfathomable
display of generosity,Copy !req
376. gave the monk the slightest of nods.Copy !req
377. The nod...Copy !req
378. was not returned.Copy !req
379. Now, was it the intention
of the Shaolin monk to insult Pai Mei?Copy !req
380. Or did he just fail to see
the generous social gesture?Copy !req
381. The motives of the monk
remain unknown.Copy !req
382. What is known...Copy !req
383. were the consequences.Copy !req
384. The next morning, Pai Mei
appeared at the Shaolin temple...Copy !req
385. and demanded
of the temple's head abbotCopy !req
386. that he offer Pai Mei his neck
to repay the insult.Copy !req
387. The abbot, at first,
tried to console Pai Mei.Copy !req
388. Only to find Pai Mei was...Copy !req
389. inconsolable.Copy !req
390. So began...Copy !req
391. the Massacre of the Shaolin Temple,
and all sixty of the monks inside,Copy !req
392. at the fists of the White Lotus.Copy !req
393. And... so began the legend...Copy !req
394. of Pai Mei's Five-Point-Palm
Exploding-Heart Technique.Copy !req
395. And what, pray tell,
is the Five-Point-PalmCopy !req
396. - Exploding-Heart Technique?
- Quite simply,Copy !req
397. the deadliest blow in all of martial arts.Copy !req
398. He hits you with his fingertips...Copy !req
399. at five different pressure
points on your body...Copy !req
400. and then lets you walk away.Copy !req
401. But once you've taken five steps...Copy !req
402. your heart explodes inside your body...Copy !req
403. and you fall to the floor, dead.Copy !req
404. - Did he teach you that?
- No.Copy !req
405. He teaches no one the Five-Point-Palm
Exploding-Heart Technique.Copy !req
406. Now...Copy !req
407. one of the things
l've always liked about you...Copy !req
408. Kiddo...Copy !req
409. So, allow me to impart
a word to the wise:Copy !req
410. Whatever...Copy !req
411. whatever Pai Mei says, obey.Copy !req
412. lf you flash him, even for an instant,
a defiant eye, he'll pluck it out.Copy !req
413. And if you throw any
American sass his way...Copy !req
414. he'll snap your back and your neck
like they were twigs.Copy !req
415. And that will be the story of you.Copy !req
416. He'll accept you as his student.Copy !req
417. - What happened to you?
- Nothin'.Copy !req
418. - Get in a fight?
- Friendly contest.Copy !req
419. Why did he accept me?Copy !req
420. Because he's a very, very, very old man.Copy !req
421. And like all rotten bastards...Copy !req
422. when they become old,
they get lonely.Copy !req
423. Which has no effect
on their dispositions,Copy !req
424. but it does teach them
the value of company.Copy !req
425. Whew. Oh.Copy !req
426. Just seein' those
steps again makes me ache.Copy !req
427. You're gonna have a lot of funCopy !req
428. carrying buckets of water
up and down that fucker.Copy !req
429. When will l see you again?Copy !req
430. That's the title of my favorite
soul song of the seventies.Copy !req
431. - What?
- Nothin'.Copy !req
432. When he tells me you're done.Copy !req
433. When do you think that might be?Copy !req
434. That, my dearest,
depends entirely on you.Copy !req
435. Now remember,
no sarcasm, no backtalk.Copy !req
436. At least not for the first year or so.Copy !req
437. You're gonna have to let him
warm up to you.Copy !req
438. He hates Caucasians,
despises Americans,Copy !req
439. and has nothing
but contempt for women.Copy !req
440. So, in your case...
it might take a little while.Copy !req
441. - Adiós.Copy !req
442. Master...Copy !req
443. Your Mandarin is lousy.Copy !req
444. lt causes my ears discomfort.Copy !req
445. You bray like an ass!Copy !req
446. You are not to speak unless spoken to.Copy !req
447. ls it too much to hope —
you understand Cantonese?Copy !req
448. l speak Japanese very well —Copy !req
449. l didn't ask if you speak Japanese —Copy !req
450. l asked if you understand Cantonese?Copy !req
451. A little.Copy !req
452. You are here to learn the mysteries
of Kung Fu, not linguistics.Copy !req
453. lf you can't understand me —Copy !req
454. l will communicate with you
like l would a dog.Copy !req
455. When l yell, when l point,
when l beat you with my stick!Copy !req
456. Bill is your master, is he not?Copy !req
457. Yes, he is.Copy !req
458. Your master tells me —
you're not entirely unschooled.Copy !req
459. What training do you possess?Copy !req
460. l am proficient in Tiger-Crane Style,Copy !req
461. and l am more than proficient in
the exquisite art of the Samurai sword.Copy !req
462. The exquisite art of the Samurai sword.
Don't make me laugh!Copy !req
463. Your so-called exquisite art,
is only fit for —Copy !req
464. Japanese fat heads!Copy !req
465. Your anger amuses me.
Do you believe you are my match?Copy !req
466. No.Copy !req
467. Are you aware l kill at will?Copy !req
468. Yes.Copy !req
469. ls it your wish to die?Copy !req
470. No.Copy !req
471. Then you must be stupid... so stupid.Copy !req
472. Rise, and let me look at
your ridiculous face.Copy !req
473. Rise.Copy !req
474. So my pathetic friend...
ls there anything that you can do well?Copy !req
475. What's the matter?Copy !req
476. Cat got your tongue?Copy !req
477. Oh yes, you speak Japanese.Copy !req
478. l despise the Goddamn Japs!Copy !req
479. Go to that rack.Copy !req
480. Remove the sword.Copy !req
481. Let's see how good you really are.Copy !req
482. lf...Copy !req
483. you land a single blow,Copy !req
484. l'll bow down and call you master.Copy !req
485. From here you can get
an excellent view of my foot.Copy !req
486. Your swordsmanship —
is amateur at best.Copy !req
487. Your so-called kung-fu
is really quite pathetic.Copy !req
488. l asked you to demonstrate
what you know... and you did...Copy !req
489. Not a goddamn thing!Copy !req
490. Let's see your Tiger Crane
match my Eagle's Claw.Copy !req
491. Like all Yankee women...Copy !req
492. all you can do is order in restaurants
and spend a man's money.Copy !req
493. Excruciating— isn't it?Copy !req
494. Yes!Copy !req
495. lf it was my wish...Copy !req
496. l could chop your arm off.Copy !req
497. No, please don't!Copy !req
498. lt's my arm now.
l can do what l please.Copy !req
499. lf you can stop me — l suggest you try.Copy !req
500. l can't.Copy !req
501. Because you're helpless?Copy !req
502. Yes.Copy !req
503. Have you ever felt this before?Copy !req
504. No.Copy !req
505. Compared to me — you're as helpless
as a worm fighting an eagle?Copy !req
506. Yes!Copy !req
507. That's the beginning!Copy !req
508. ls it your wish to possess
this kind of power?Copy !req
509. Yes!Copy !req
510. Your training will begin tomorrow.Copy !req
511. Since your arm now belongs to me...Copy !req
512. l want it strong.Copy !req
513. Can you do that?Copy !req
514. l can, but not that close.Copy !req
515. Then you can't do it.Copy !req
516. What if your enemy —
is three inches in front of you...Copy !req
517. what do you do then...Copy !req
518. curl into a ball...Copy !req
519. or do you put your fist through him?Copy !req
520. Now begin.Copy !req
521. lt's the wood that should
fear your hand...Copy !req
522. not the other way around.Copy !req
523. No wonder you can't do it...
you acquiesce to defeatCopy !req
524. Before you even begin.Copy !req
525. lf you want to eat like a dog...Copy !req
526. You can live and sleep
outside like a dog.Copy !req
527. lf you want to live and sleep
like a human...Copy !req
528. pick up those sticks.Copy !req
529. Come on, you bitch.Copy !req
530. OK, Pai Mei.Copy !req
531. Here l come.Copy !req
532. May l have a glass of water, please?Copy !req
533. - So that's a Texas funeral?
- Yep.Copy !req
534. l have to give it to ya, Budd.Copy !req
535. That's a pretty fucked up way to die.Copy !req
536. What's the name on the grave
she's buried under?Copy !req
537. Paula...Copy !req
538. Schultz.Copy !req
539. Can l look at the sword?Copy !req
540. That's my money right there
in that red bag, isn't it?Copy !req
541. lt sure is.Copy !req
542. Well then, it's your sword now.Copy !req
543. What's that you said?Copy !req
544. So this is a Hattori Hanzo sword.Copy !req
545. That's a Hanzo sword, all right.Copy !req
546. Bill tells me you once had
one of these of your own.Copy !req
547. Yeah, once.Copy !req
548. Yeah? How does this one
compare to that?Copy !req
549. lf you're gonna compare
a Hanzo sword...Copy !req
550. you compare it
to every other sword ever made -Copy !req
551. wasn't made - by Hattori Hanzo.Copy !req
552. Here you go.
Wrap your lips around that.Copy !req
553. So...Copy !req
554. which "R" are you filled with?Copy !req
555. What?Copy !req
556. They say...Copy !req
557. the number one killer...Copy !req
558. of old people...Copy !req
559. is retirement.Copy !req
560. People got a job to do, they tend to live
a little bit longer so they can do it.Copy !req
561. l've always figured that...Copy !req
562. warriors and their enemies...Copy !req
563. share the same relationship.Copy !req
564. So now that you're not gonna have
to face your enemy no moreCopy !req
565. on the battlefield...Copy !req
566. which "R" ya filled with?Copy !req
567. Relief...Copy !req
568. or regret?Copy !req
569. - A little bit of both.
- Horseshit.Copy !req
570. l'm sure you do feel a little bit of both,Copy !req
571. but l know damn well that you feel one...Copy !req
572. more than you feel the other.Copy !req
573. And the question was:
Which one is it?Copy !req
574. Regret.Copy !req
575. You know,
you gotta hand it to the ol' girl.Copy !req
576. l never saw anybody buffalo Bill
the way she buffaloed Bill.Copy !req
577. Bill thought she was so damn smart.Copy !req
578. And l tried to tell him...Copy !req
579. she was just smart for a blond.Copy !req
580. Thanks a bunch.Copy !req
581. All right.Copy !req
582. Mmm.Copy !req
583. l'm sorry, Budd.Copy !req
584. That was rude of me, wasn't it?Copy !req
585. Budd, l'd like to introduce my friend,
the black mamba.Copy !req
586. Black mamba, this is Budd.Copy !req
587. You know, before l picked
that little fella up,Copy !req
588. l looked him up on the lnternet.Copy !req
589. Fascinating creature, the black mamba.Copy !req
590. Listen to this:Copy !req
591. "ln Africa, the saying goes,Copy !req
592. 'ln the bush, an elephant can kill you,
a leopard can kill you,Copy !req
593. and a black mamba can kill you.
But only with the mamba,Copy !req
594. and this has been true in Africa
since the dawn of time, is death sure.'Copy !req
595. Hence its handle, 'Death lncarnate.'"
Pretty cool, huh?Copy !req
596. "lts neurotoxic venom is one of
nature's most effective poisons,Copy !req
597. "acting on the nervous system,
causing paralysis.Copy !req
598. "The venom of a black mamba
can kill a human being in four hoursCopy !req
599. "if, say, bitten on the ankle or the thumb.Copy !req
600. "However, a bite to the face or torsoCopy !req
601. can bring death from paralysis
within 20 minutes."Copy !req
602. Now, you should listen to this,
'cause this concerns you.Copy !req
603. "The amount of venom that can be
delivered from a single biteCopy !req
604. can be gargantuan."Copy !req
605. You know, l've always liked
that word, "gargantuan."Copy !req
606. l so rarely have an opportunity
to use it in a sentence.Copy !req
607. "lf not treated quickly with antivenom,Copy !req
608. "ten to 15 milligrams
can be fatal to human beings.Copy !req
609. "However, the black mamba can deliverCopy !req
610. as much as 100 to 400 milligrams
of venom from a single bite."Copy !req
611. Now...Copy !req
612. in these last agonizing
minutes of life you have left,Copy !req
613. let me answer that question
you asked earlier more thoroughly.Copy !req
614. Right at this moment...Copy !req
615. the biggest "R" l feel is regret.Copy !req
616. Regret that maybe
the greatest warrior l have ever metCopy !req
617. met her end at the hands
of a bushwhackin', scrub,Copy !req
618. alkie, piece of shit like you.Copy !req
619. That woman deserved better.Copy !req
620. Bill...Copy !req
621. l have some tragic news.Copy !req
622. Your brother's dead.Copy !req
623. l am so sorry, baby.Copy !req
624. She put a black mamba in his camper.Copy !req
625. l got her, sweetie.
She's dead.Copy !req
626. Let me put it this way:Copy !req
627. You ever start feeling sentimental,
go to Barstow, California.Copy !req
628. When you get here, walk into a florist
and buy a bunch of flowers.Copy !req
629. Then you take those flowers
to Huntington CemeteryCopy !req
630. on Fuller and Guadalupe, look for
the headstone marked "Paula Schultz,"Copy !req
631. and lay them on the grave.Copy !req
632. 'Cause you will be standing at the final
resting place of Beatrix Kiddo.Copy !req
633. - Marty Kitrosser?
- Here.Copy !req
634. - Melanie Harrhouse?
- Here.Copy !req
635. - Beatrix Kiddo?
- Here.Copy !req
636. Look... l can be there
in about four hours.Copy !req
637. Do you want me to come over?Copy !req
638. No, no, no, no.
You need me, baby, l'm there.Copy !req
639. OK. l'm leaving now.Copy !req
640. You go smoke some pot or somethin',
l'll be there soon.Copy !req
641. Ugh.Copy !req
642. Gross.Copy !req
643. Hi-ya!Copy !req
644. "To my brother, Budd.
The only man l ever loved. Bill."Copy !req
645. What's that?Copy !req
646. Budd's Hanzo sword.Copy !req
647. He said he pawned it.Copy !req
648. Guess that makes him
a liar now, don't it?Copy !req
649. - Elle?
- Bea.Copy !req
650. Somethin' l've always
been curious about.Copy !req
651. Just between us girls...Copy !req
652. what did you say to Pai Mei
to make him snatch out your eye?Copy !req
653. Ow!Copy !req
654. l called him a miserable old fool.Copy !req
655. Ooh. Bad idea.Copy !req
656. Know what l did?Copy !req
657. l killed that miserable old fool.Copy !req
658. How do you like the fish head,
you miserable old fool?Copy !req
659. I poisoned his fish heads.Copy !req
660. Elle, you treacherous dog.Copy !req
661. l give you my word...Copy !req
662. And I told him,Copy !req
663. "To me, the word
of an old fool like youCopy !req
664. is worth less than nothing."Copy !req
665. That's right.Copy !req
666. l killed your master.Copy !req
667. And now l'm gonna kill you, too.Copy !req
668. With your own sword, no less.Copy !req
669. Which, in the very immediate future,
will become my sword.Copy !req
670. Bitch...Copy !req
671. you don't have a future.Copy !req
672. Fucking bitch!Copy !req
673. l'll kill you!
You're fuckin' dead!Copy !req
674. You bitch! You bitch!Copy !req
675. l'll fucking kill you, you bitch!Copy !req
676. Oh, l'll get you!Copy !req
677. l'm gonna...Copy !req
678. Where are you?
Lemme fuckin' at you!Copy !req
679. Where are you?
l'm coming, you fucking bitch!Copy !req
680. You're fucking dead!
You're dead!Copy !req
681. Oh... shit!Copy !req
682. Like most men
who never knew their father,Copy !req
683. Bill collected father figures.Copy !req
684. The first was Esteban Vihaio.Copy !req
685. Esteban was a pimp
and a friend of Bill's mother.Copy !req
686. He ran a brothel in Acuna, Mexico,
for over 50 years.Copy !req
687. His army, the Acuna Boys,Copy !req
688. made up of the fatherless offspring
of his whores, ran Acuna.Copy !req
689. He ran the Acuna Boys.Copy !req
690. Now, at the age of 80, it would be
this retired gentleman of leisureCopy !req
691. who could point me in Bill's direction.Copy !req
692. Señor Esteban Vihaio?Copy !req
693. Yes.Copy !req
694. May l join you?Copy !req
695. Only on the condition
that you call me Esteban.Copy !req
696. - May l join you, Esteban?
- Please.Copy !req
697. - Americana?
- Yes.Copy !req
698. l speak a little Spanish, if you prefer.Copy !req
699. No, no, no, no.
l prefer English.Copy !req
700. l haven't spoken it in a while,Copy !req
701. but l would relish
the opportunity to converseCopy !req
702. with such a pretty
companion as yourself.Copy !req
703. lt's my pleasure to be in the company
of such a fine gentleman as yourself.Copy !req
704. l must warn you, young lady...Copy !req
705. l am susceptible to flattery.Copy !req
706. How may l be of service to you?Copy !req
707. Where's Bill?Copy !req
708. Ahh.Copy !req
709. You must be Beatrix.Copy !req
710. l can see the attraction.Copy !req
711. l remember when Bill was only
five years old, l took him to the movies.Copy !req
712. lt was a movie starring Lana Turner.Copy !req
713. The Postman Always Ring Twice,
with John Garfields.Copy !req
714. And whenever she would
appear on the screen,Copy !req
715. Bill would begin compulsively to
suck his thumb to an obscene amount.Copy !req
716. And l knew from this very moment,
this boy was a fool for blonds.Copy !req
717. Mmm.Copy !req
718. You know...Copy !req
719. being a fool for a woman
such as yourself...Copy !req
720. is always the right thing to do.Copy !req
721. lf we had met when l was
back in business...Copy !req
722. you would have been
my number one lady.Copy !req
723. - Well, l'm flattered.
- You goddamn well better be.Copy !req
724. This... l heard you were driving a truck.Copy !req
725. My Pussy Wagon died on me.Copy !req
726. The Pussy died. Hmm.Copy !req
727. Bill shot you in the head, no?Copy !req
728. - Yes.
- Hmm.Copy !req
729. l would have been much nicer.Copy !req
730. l would have just cut your face.Copy !req
731. You must forgive me.Copy !req
732. Please... you have a drink with me.Copy !req
733. Clara!Copy !req
734. Coming.Copy !req
735. Dos añejo.Copy !req
736. Gracias.Copy !req
737. What were we talking about?Copy !req
738. Bill.Copy !req
739. - Where's Bill?
- Where's Bill.Copy !req
740. Yeah. Hmm.Copy !req
741. Bill is at the Villa Quatro,
on the road to Salina.Copy !req
742. l will draw you a map.Copy !req
743. Bill is like a son to me.Copy !req
744. - Do you know why l help you?
- No.Copy !req
745. Because he would want me to.Copy !req
746. Now, that l don't believe.Copy !req
747. Ahh.Copy !req
748. How else is he ever
going to see you again?Copy !req
749. Freeze, Mommy.Copy !req
750. Bang, bang! Oh!Copy !req
751. Oh! She got us, B.B.Copy !req
752. Mommy got us.
Oh, l'm dying!Copy !req
753. l'm dying.Copy !req
754. Fall down, sweetheart.
Mommy shot us.Copy !req
755. But little did Quickdraw Kiddo know
that little B.B. was only playing possum,Copy !req
756. due to the fact that
she was impervious to bullets.Copy !req
757. l am pervious to bullets, Mommy.Copy !req
758. Hey, get back down there.
You're playing possum.Copy !req
759. So, as the smirking killer
advanced on what she thoughtCopy !req
760. was a bullet-ridden corpse,
that's when little B.B. fired.Copy !req
761. Bang, bang!Copy !req
762. You're dead, Mommy.
So die.Copy !req
763. Oh!Copy !req
764. B.B.Copy !req
765. Oh! B.B...Copy !req
766. l should've known.Copy !req
767. You are... the best.Copy !req
768. Oh, Mommy.
Don't die.Copy !req
769. l was just playing.Copy !req
770. l know.Copy !req
771. l told her you were asleep...Copy !req
772. but that one day you'd wake up
and come back to her.Copy !req
773. And she asked me, "lf Mommy's
been asleep since l was born,Copy !req
774. then how will she know what l look like?"Copy !req
775. To which l replied, "Because
Mommy's been dreaming of you."Copy !req
776. That's what l said.Copy !req
777. Did you dream of me?
l dreamed of you.Copy !req
778. Every single night, baby.
Every single night.Copy !req
779. l waited a long time
for you to wake up, Mommy.Copy !req
780. Now, let me look at you.Copy !req
781. Oh.Copy !req
782. My, my, my,
what a pretty little girl you are.Copy !req
783. You're pretty too, Mommy.Copy !req
784. Tell Mommy what you said
when l showed you her picture.Copy !req
785. Mnh-mnh.Copy !req
786. - Come on, shy girl.
- Mnh-mnh.Copy !req
787. Come on. You know what you said.Copy !req
788. Come on. Tell Mommy.
lt'll make her feel good. Come on.Copy !req
789. - Mnh-mnh.
- Yeah. Come on.Copy !req
790. l said... l said,Copy !req
791. "You're the most beautifulest woman
l ever saw in the whole wide world."Copy !req
792. That's the truth.
That's what she said.Copy !req
793. B.B., don't you think Mommy has the
prettiest hair in the whole wide world?Copy !req
794. - Yes, l do.
- Matter of fact, it's better than pretty.Copy !req
795. - What's better than pretty?
- Mmm... Gorgeous.Copy !req
796. Very good. Gorgeous.
Mommy is gorgeous.Copy !req
797. Hmm. You know, sweetie,
Mommy's kinda mad at Daddy.Copy !req
798. Why, Daddy?
Were you being a bad daddy?Copy !req
799. l'm afraid l was.
l was a real bad daddy.Copy !req
800. Our little girl learned about
life and death the other day.Copy !req
801. Wanna tell Mommy about
what happened to Emilio?Copy !req
802. l killed him.Copy !req
803. - Emilio was her goldfish.
- Emilio was my goldfish.Copy !req
804. She came running into my room,
holding the fish in her hand and crying,Copy !req
805. "Daddy. Daddy.
Emilio's dead."Copy !req
806. And l said, "Really? That's so sad.Copy !req
807. How did he die?"Copy !req
808. - And what did you say?
- l stepped on him.Copy !req
809. Actually, young lady, the words
you so strategically used were,Copy !req
810. "l accidentally stepped on him."Copy !req
811. To which l queried,Copy !req
812. "And just how did your foot accidentally
find its way into Emilio's fishbowl?"Copy !req
813. And she said, "No, no, no. Emilio was
on the carpet when l stepped on him."Copy !req
814. Mmm. The plot thickens.Copy !req
815. "And just how did Emilio
get on the carpet?"Copy !req
816. And, Mommy, you would've been
so proud of her.Copy !req
817. She didn't lie.Copy !req
818. She said she took Emilio
out of his bowl...Copy !req
819. and put him on the carpet.Copy !req
820. And what was Emilio
doing on the carpet?Copy !req
821. Flapping.Copy !req
822. - And then you stomped on him.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
823. And when you lifted up your foot...Copy !req
824. - ... what was Emilio doing then?
- Nothing.Copy !req
825. He stopped flapping, didn't he?Copy !req
826. She told me later...Copy !req
827. that the second she lifted up her footCopy !req
828. and saw Emilio not flapping,
she knew what she had done.Copy !req
829. ls that not the perfect
visual image of life and death?Copy !req
830. A fish flapping on the carpet,
and a fish not flapping on the carpet.Copy !req
831. So powerful, even a four-year-old
with no concept of life or death...Copy !req
832. knew what it meant.Copy !req
833. - You loved Emilio, didn't you?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
834. Well... l love Mommy, too.Copy !req
835. But l did to Mommy
what you did to Emilio.Copy !req
836. - You stomped on Mommy?
- Worse.Copy !req
837. l shot Mommy.Copy !req
838. Not pretend shooting
like we were just doing.Copy !req
839. l shot her for real.Copy !req
840. Why? Did you want to see
what would happen?Copy !req
841. No, l knew what would happen
to Mommy if l shot her.Copy !req
842. What l didn't know was, when l shot
Mommy, what would happen to me.Copy !req
843. - What happened?
- l was very sad.Copy !req
844. And that's when l learned...Copy !req
845. some things, once you do,
they can never be undone.Copy !req
846. - What happened to Mommy?
- Why don't you ask Mommy?Copy !req
847. You OK, Mommy?
Did it hurt?Copy !req
848. No, sweetie.Copy !req
849. Doesn't hurt anymore.Copy !req
850. Did it make you sick?Copy !req
851. No. Lt made me sleep.Copy !req
852. That's why l haven't been with you, B.B.
l've been asleep.Copy !req
853. But you're awake now, Mommy. Right?Copy !req
854. l'm wide awake, pretty girl.Copy !req
855. B.B., would you like Mommy to watch
a video with you before sleepy time?Copy !req
856. Uh-huh.Copy !req
857. Mommy, do you want to watch
a video with me before sleepy time?Copy !req
858. Oh, yeah!
l would love to.Copy !req
859. - Which one do you wanna watch?
- Shogun Assassin.Copy !req
860. No, B.B.
Shogun Assassin is too long.Copy !req
861. - Mnh-mnh.
- No, it's not.Copy !req
862. Well, then, l'll leave you ladies to it.Copy !req
863. (boy) When I was little,
my father was famous.Copy !req
864. He was the greatest samurai
in the empire.Copy !req
865. And he was the shogun's decapitator.Copy !req
866. He cut off the heads of 131 lords.Copy !req
867. My father would come home to Mother
and when he would see her,Copy !req
868. he would forget about the killings.Copy !req
869. He wasn't scared of the shogun,
but the shogun was scared of him.Copy !req
870. Maybe that was the problem.Copy !req
871. One night, the shogun sent...Copy !req
872. l was just admiring your sword.Copy !req
873. Quite a piece of work.Copy !req
874. Speaking of which, how is Hanzo-san?Copy !req
875. He's good.Copy !req
876. Has his sushi gotten any better?Copy !req
877. You know, l couldn't believe it.
You got him to make you a sword.Copy !req
878. lt was easy.
l just dropped your name, Bill.Copy !req
879. That'd do it.Copy !req
880. l suppose the idea is we cross
Hanzo swords. Am l right?Copy !req
881. Well,Copy !req
882. it just so happens this hacienda
has its own private beach.Copy !req
883. And that private beach just so happens
to look particularly beautifulCopy !req
884. bathed in moonlight.Copy !req
885. And there just so happens to be
a full moon out tonight.Copy !req
886. So, swordfighter, if you want
a swordfight, that's where l suggest.Copy !req
887. But if you wanna be old school about it . . .Copy !req
888. . . . and you know
l'm all about old school . . .Copy !req
889. . . . then we could wait until dawn
and slice each other up at sunriseCopy !req
890. like a couple of real-life honest . . .Copy !req
891. Now, if you don't settle down, l'm gonna
have to put one in your kneecap.Copy !req
892. And l hear tell that's
a very painful place to get shot in.Copy !req
893. l'm just fuckin' with you.Copy !req
894. Now . . .Copy !req
895. . . . when it comes to you . . .Copy !req
896. . . . and us . . .Copy !req
897. . . . l have a few unanswered questions.Copy !req
898. So, before this tale of bloody revenge
reaches its climax,Copy !req
899. l'm gonna ask you some questions,
and l want you to tell me the truth.Copy !req
900. However, therein lies a dilemma.Copy !req
901. Because when it comes
to the subject of me,Copy !req
902. l believe you are truly and utterly
incapable of telling the truth.Copy !req
903. Especially to me.
And least of all, to yourself.Copy !req
904. And when it comes to the subject of me,Copy !req
905. l am truly and utterly incapable
of believing anything you say.Copy !req
906. How do you suppose
we solve this dilemma?Copy !req
907. Well,Copy !req
908. it just so happens,Copy !req
909. l have a solution.Copy !req
910. - Aah!
- Gotcha!Copy !req
911. Goddamn!Copy !req
912. What the fuck
did you just shoot me with?Copy !req
913. My greatest invention.
Or at least my favourite.Copy !req
914. Don't touch it, or l'll stick another one
right in your cheek.Copy !req
915. What lies within that dart, just begging
to course its way through your veins . . .Copy !req
916. . . . is an incredibly potent
and quite infallible truth serum.Copy !req
917. l call it "The Undisputed Truth."Copy !req
918. Twice as strong as sodium pentothal,
with no druggie aftereffects.Copy !req
919. Except for a slight wave of euphoria.
You feel it?Copy !req
920. - Euphoria?
- Yeah.Copy !req
921. - No.
- Too bad.Copy !req
922. As you know . . .Copy !req
923. . . . l'm quite keen on comic books.Copy !req
924. Especially the ones about superheroes.Copy !req
925. l find the whole mythology
surrounding superheroes fascinating.Copy !req
926. Take my favorite superhero, Superman.Copy !req
927. Not a great comic book.
Not particularly well drawn.Copy !req
928. Mmm.Copy !req
929. But the mythology . . .Copy !req
930. The mythology is not only great,
it's unique.Copy !req
931. How long does this shit take
to go into effect?Copy !req
932. About two minutes. Just long enough
for me to finish my point.Copy !req
933. Now, a staple of the superhero
mythology is,Copy !req
934. there's the superhero
and there's the alter ego.Copy !req
935. Batman is actually Bruce Wayne,
Spider-Man is actually Peter Parker.Copy !req
936. When that character wakes up
in the morning, he's Peter Parker.Copy !req
937. He has to put on a costume
to become Spider-Man.Copy !req
938. And it is in that characteristic
Superman stands alone.Copy !req
939. Superman didn't become Superman.Copy !req
940. Superman was born Superman.Copy !req
941. When Superman wakes up
in the morning, he's Superman.Copy !req
942. His alter ego is Clark Kent.Copy !req
943. His outfit with the big red "S" -Copy !req
944. that's the blanket he was wrapped in
as a baby when the Kents found him.Copy !req
945. Those are his clothes.Copy !req
946. What Kent wears - the glasses,
the business suit - that's the costume.Copy !req
947. That's the costume Superman wears
to blend in with us.Copy !req
948. Clark Kent is how Superman views us.Copy !req
949. And what are the characteristics
of Clark Kent?Copy !req
950. He's weak . . .Copy !req
951. . . . he's unsure of himself . . .Copy !req
952. . . . he's a coward.Copy !req
953. Clark Kent is Superman's critique
on the whole human race.Copy !req
954. Sort of like Beatrix Kiddo
and Mrs. Tommy Plimpton.Copy !req
955. Aso.Copy !req
956. The point emerges.Copy !req
957. You would've worn the costume
of Arlene Plimpton,Copy !req
958. but you were born Beatrix Kiddo.Copy !req
959. And every morning when you woke up,
you'd still be Beatrix Kiddo.Copy !req
960. Oh, you can . . . take the needle out.Copy !req
961. Are you calling me a superhero?Copy !req
962. l'm calling you a killer.Copy !req
963. A natural born killer.Copy !req
964. You always have been,
and you always will be.Copy !req
965. Moving to El Paso . . .Copy !req
966. . . . working in a used record store . . .Copy !req
967. . . . goin' to the movies with Tommy . . .Copy !req
968. . . . clipping coupons.Copy !req
969. That's you . . .Copy !req
970. . . . trying to disguise yourself
as a worker bee.Copy !req
971. That's you tryin' to blend in with the hive.Copy !req
972. But you're not a worker bee.Copy !req
973. You're a renegade killer bee.Copy !req
974. And no matter how much beer you drank
or barbecue you ateCopy !req
975. or how fat your ass got,Copy !req
976. nothing in the world
would ever change that.Copy !req
977. First question:Copy !req
978. Did you really think your life in El Paso
was gonna work?Copy !req
979. No!Copy !req
980. But l would've had B.B.!Copy !req
981. Don't get me wrong.Copy !req
982. l think you would have been
a wonderful mother.Copy !req
983. But you are a killer.Copy !req
984. All those people you killed to get to me . . .Copy !req
985. . . . felt damn good, didn't they?Copy !req
986. Yes.Copy !req
987. Every single one of them?Copy !req
988. Yes.Copy !req
989. That was the warm-up round.Copy !req
990. Now comes the $64,000 question.Copy !req
991. Why did you run away
from me with my baby?Copy !req
992. Do you remember the last assignment
you sent me on?Copy !req
993. Of course.Copy !req
994. Lisa Wong.Copy !req
995. The morning l left, l was sick.Copy !req
996. On the plane, l threw up.Copy !req
997. So l started thinking:Copy !req
998. Maybe l was pregnant.Copy !req
999. "Easy to use. Remove cap and urinate
on the absorbent end for five seconds.Copy !req
1000. "Accurate results in only 90 seconds.Copy !req
1001. You can read the results as soon as
the line appears in the window."Copy !req
1002. Fuck.Copy !req
1003. What I didn't know...Copy !req
1004. was that somewhere on my journey
I had been spotted.Copy !req
1005. With me in L.A., it didn't take Lisa Wong
long to send an assassin of her own.Copy !req
1006. - Hello, can l help you?Copy !req
1007. Hello, l'm Karen Kim,
l'm the hospitality manager of the hotel.Copy !req
1008. l have a welcome gift
from the management.Copy !req
1009. Oh, that's nice. Um . . .Copy !req
1010. Can you just leave it by the door?Copy !req
1011. - You pretty good with that shotgun?
- Not that l have to be at this range,Copy !req
1012. but l'm a fuckin' surgeon
with this shotgun.Copy !req
1013. Well, guess what, bitch?
l'm better than Annie Oakley.Copy !req
1014. - And l got you right in my sight.
- l could blow your fuckin' head off.Copy !req
1015. Not before l put one
right between your eyes, so let's talk.Copy !req
1016. Karen . . .Copy !req
1017. . . . l just found out . . .Copy !req
1018. . . . right now . . .Copy !req
1019. . . . not a moment before
you blew a hole through the door . . .Copy !req
1020. - . . . that l'm pregnant.
- What is this?Copy !req
1021. On the floor by the door . . .Copy !req
1022. . . . is a strip that says l'm pregnant.Copy !req
1023. Bullshit.Copy !req
1024. Any other time
you'd be 100 percent right.Copy !req
1025. This time . . .Copy !req
1026. . . .you're 100 percent wrong.Copy !req
1027. l'm the deadliest woman in the world.Copy !req
1028. But right now . . .Copy !req
1029. . . . l'm just scared shitless for my baby.Copy !req
1030. Please.Copy !req
1031. Just look at the strip.Copy !req
1032. Please.Copy !req
1033. Stay where you are and don't move.Copy !req
1034. l don't know what this fuckin' shit means.Copy !req
1035. The box with the directions -
it's right there.Copy !req
1036. "Easy to use.Copy !req
1037. Remove the cap and urinate
on the absorbent end."Copy !req
1038. Blue means pregnant.Copy !req
1039. l'll read it myself, thank you.Copy !req
1040. Oh, OK.Copy !req
1041. Say l were to believe you.
What then?Copy !req
1042. Just go home.Copy !req
1043. l'll do the same.Copy !req
1044. Congratulations.Copy !req
1045. Before that strip turned blue...Copy !req
1046. . . . l was a woman, l was your woman.Copy !req
1047. l was a killer who killed for you.Copy !req
1048. Before that strip turned blue,
l would've jumped a motorcycleCopy !req
1049. onto a speeding train.Copy !req
1050. For you.Copy !req
1051. But once that strip turned blue . . .Copy !req
1052. . . . l could no longer do
any of those things.Copy !req
1053. Not anymore.Copy !req
1054. Because l was gonna be a mother.Copy !req
1055. Can you understand that?Copy !req
1056. Yes.Copy !req
1057. But why didn't you . . .Copy !req
1058. . . . tell me then, instead of now?Copy !req
1059. Once you knew, you'd claim her.Copy !req
1060. And l didn't want that.Copy !req
1061. Not your decision to make.Copy !req
1062. Yes.Copy !req
1063. But it's the right decision,
and l made it for my daughter.Copy !req
1064. She deserved to be born
with a clean slate.Copy !req
1065. But with you . . .Copy !req
1066. . . . she would've been born
into a world she shouldn't have.Copy !req
1067. l had to choose.Copy !req
1068. l chose her.Copy !req
1069. You know, five years ago,Copy !req
1070. if l had to make a list of impossible
things that could never happen,Copy !req
1071. you performing a coup de grâce on me
by bustin' a cap in my crown . . .Copy !req
1072. . . . would've been right
at the top of the list.Copy !req
1073. l'd have been wrong, wouldn't l?Copy !req
1074. l-l'm sorry.Copy !req
1075. Was that a question?Copy !req
1076. Of impossible things
that could never happen -Copy !req
1077. yes, in this instance
you would've been wrong.Copy !req
1078. Well?Copy !req
1079. When you never came back,Copy !req
1080. l naturally assumed Lisa Wong,
or somebody else, had killed you.Copy !req
1081. Oh! And for the record . . .Copy !req
1082. . . . letting somebody think somebody
they love is dead when they're notCopy !req
1083. is quite cruel.Copy !req
1084. l mourned you for three months.Copy !req
1085. And in the third month of mourning you . . .Copy !req
1086. . . . l tracked you down.Copy !req
1087. l wasn't tryin' to track you down.Copy !req
1088. l was tryin' to track down
the fucking assholes l thought killed you.Copy !req
1089. So l find you . . .Copy !req
1090. . . . and what do l find?Copy !req
1091. Not only are you not dead . . .Copy !req
1092. . . .you're getting married
to some fucking jerk.Copy !req
1093. And you're pregnant.Copy !req
1094. l overreacted.Copy !req
1095. You overreacted?
ls that your explanation?Copy !req
1096. l didn't say l was gonna explain myself.Copy !req
1097. l said l was gonna tell you the truth.Copy !req
1098. But if that's too cryptic, let's get literal.Copy !req
1099. l'm a killer.Copy !req
1100. l'm a murdering bastard.
You know that.Copy !req
1101. And there are consequences . . .Copy !req
1102. . . .to breaking the heart
of a murdering bastard.Copy !req
1103. You experienced some of them.Copy !req
1104. Was my reaction really that surprising?Copy !req
1105. Yes. Lt was.Copy !req
1106. Could you do what you did?Copy !req
1107. Of course you could.Copy !req
1108. But l never thought you would,
or could, do that to me.Copy !req
1109. l'm really sorry, Kiddo . . .Copy !req
1110. . . . but you thought wrong.Copy !req
1111. You and l have unfinished business.Copy !req
1112. Baby . . . you ain't kiddin'.Copy !req
1113. Pai Mei taught you the Five-Point-Palm
Exploding-Heart Technique?Copy !req
1114. 'Course he did.Copy !req
1115. Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
1116. l don't know.Copy !req
1117. Because l'm . . .Copy !req
1118. . . .a bad person.Copy !req
1119. No.Copy !req
1120. You're not a bad person.Copy !req
1121. You're a terrific person.Copy !req
1122. You're my favorite person.Copy !req
1123. But every once in a while . . .Copy !req
1124. . . .you can be a real cunt.Copy !req
1125. How do l look?Copy !req
1126. You look ready.Copy !req
1127. Well, well, well.
If it ain't the little flower.Copy !req
1128. Good evening, Mr. And Mrs.
America and all the ships at sea.Copy !req
1129. Let's go to press. Flash.Copy !req
1130. Do you have a magpie in your home?Copy !req
1131. If you do, you are most fortunate.Copy !req
1132. The magpie is the most
charming bird in all the world.Copy !req
1133. He is the best friend a farmer ever had.Copy !req
1134. Treat him gently.
Treat him kindly.Copy !req
1135. And always remember,
the magpie deserves your respect.Copy !req
1136. Thank you.Copy !req
1137. Thank you.
Thank you.Copy !req
1138. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
1139. Now, I'll tell you what
I'm gonna do.Copy !req
1140. (man) I ain't got no headache.Copy !req
1141. Oh yes you have, brother.Copy !req
1142. And, action!Copy !req
1143. Cut.Copy !req
1144. Oh, come on.
Let's do it again.Copy !req