1. I used to be friends
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3. His name spelled backwards was
Krap Nek, and I used to tease him about it.
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4. One day after school
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5. I don't think I had anything to do
with it, but I still feel guilty.
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6. Krap Nek.
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7. This is Krap Nek
when he was age 11.
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8. His mother told me he was buried
in his lucky motorcycle jacket.
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9. She said his toothbrush
is missing.
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10. She told me that
she could feel his spirit.
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11. From left to right:
There's Claude, Peaches,
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12. Mike, Tate,
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13. Shawn's my name.
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14. We all live in a little town
in California called Visalia.
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15. It's pretty boring but sometimes
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16. Shawn is one of my best friends.
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17. He's young,
but he's kind of smart.
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18. Once we were driving down the street
and he threw a tennis ball at an old lady.
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19. He made us stop the car.
He got out and apologized.
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20. - Do you love me?
- No, I hate you.
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21. - Say it, you little bitch!
- Get off me!
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22. - Say I'm the master!
- Get off me!
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23. Say I'm the master!
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24. - "Shawn, you're the master of the universe."
- Fuck you, motherfucker!
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25. - Get off! You're not, you faggot!
- Say you love me.
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26. - Say I'm the master!
- I hate you, you freaking faggot!
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27. - You're a fucking loser!
- You just can't fucking say it.
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28. - Say you love me.
- Get off!
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29. Say you love me, bitch.
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30. I hate you!
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31. Say I'm the master,
say you love me!
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32. I love you.
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33. Don't cry.
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34. Oh, God!
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35. You love me and I love you.
Go to school.
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36. - What's up with you guys?
- I hate him.
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37. - Give me a cigarette.
- I only have one left.
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38. Your brother told me
to tell you to fuck yourself.
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39. Good.
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40. Hey, Zoe.
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41. Where's daddy?
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42. Work.
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43. Where's mommy?
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44. Hey, Shawn.
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45. Hey.
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46. Can I eat you out?
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47. Not now, I'm folding.
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48. Lend a hand.
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49. When I was little,
Claude saved me from drowning.
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50. We used to play doctor.
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51. He tries to act tough, but deep
down inside he's a soft teddy bear.
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52. Come on.
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53. One more. I want to see
the veins pop out of your head!
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54. You can do it.
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55. Come on.
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56. - Spot me, Claude.
- I got it.
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57. Hand me the towel.
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58. You want a go now?
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59. No, I don't feel like lifting.
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60. - Come on, I'll spot you.
- No, thanks. I don't feel like it.
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61. - You could do that once.
- That's all right, do some more.
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62. Come on, it's all set up.
Let's go for it.
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63. No meat on those bones,
look at that.
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64. It's not me.
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65. - Come on, you can do it.
- No, I don't want to.
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66. - I'll take some off it for you.
- Go ahead, do some more.
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67. Well, you know why
your mother married me?
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68. Why?
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69. Because I got muscles.
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70. Come and feel it.
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71. Come on.
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72. Yeah, yeah.
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73. The first time she met me,
she just stared at them.
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74. You got a girlfriend?
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75. Not a full time. Not a girlfriend.
I see some girls, though.
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76. Not a girlfriend.
You got a boyfriend?
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78. - What the fuck's that!
- Yeah, what the fuck is that?
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79. - Don't say fuck, I'm your father.
- Fuck.
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80. You fucking those girls?
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81. - Yeah, some of them.
- Yeah?
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82. Let me ask you something.
You consider yourself a winner?
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83. - I don't know.
- You don't know?
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84. You know, Claude, sometimes
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85. Seems like you can't do
nothing right.
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86. You can't even wear your pants
right. Pull your pants up!
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87. You can't even walk in those things.
What do you wear them like that for?
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88. I'm not a weightlifter,
I skate.
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89. You're just going to be a punk,
aren't you?
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90. What's it to you?
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91. I'm your father.
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92. Pull your pants up
and wear them right.
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93. I look at you like that,
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My stomach actually feels sick.
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95. I get up in the morning, I see you,
and I get off to a bad day.
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96. Because I'm ashamed.
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97. Your mother thinks
you're a fairy.
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98. Peaches has the nicest
peach smell about her.
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100. Her mom died
when she was a little girl.
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101. She looks just like her.
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102. Peaches used to take ballet and all
the boys watched through the window.
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103. Sometimes she would let us
watch her get undressed.
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104. Popi?
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105. Popi?
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106. Hi, baby.
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107. I brought you some water.
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108. I thought you might be thirsty.
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109. That boy Curtis called.
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110. He did?
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111. What did he say?
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112. He said he was on his way.
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113. He said is Peaches home
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116. Okay.
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117. That boy Curtis is the one
with the long hair, huh?
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118. Yes, from bible study.
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119. In the seventh grade,
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120. Tate used to spit on girls
and make his friends laugh.
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121. People would walk by him and say
Tate is insane. He was smart though.
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122. It was just that he thought
differently than everyone else.
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123. Billy...
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124. Skinny Billy.
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125. Now you have a name.
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126. Gary...
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127. Gary Coleman,
Different Strokes.
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128. Mrs. Drummond.
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129. Mrs. Drummond and... Legs!
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130. Mrs. Drummond and her son Arnold.
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131. Legs, please.
I'm trying to work!
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132. Shut up!
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133. I will fucking rip it off,
I swear to God!
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134. I am fucking working.
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135. Look at me! I will rip your
fucking leg off, I swear to you.
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136. Pay attention to me,
pay attention to me!
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137. Jesus Christ,
don't you ever fucking knock?
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138. I cut you some fruit.
I thought you might be hungry.
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139. No, I'm not hungry.
I'm working.
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140. When you come in without knocking
you're acting like a fucking bitch.
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141. - Please, Tate, take the fruit.
- I don't want it, I want you out!
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142. Tate, look, here's some kiwi.
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143. How about this?
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144. - Get the fuck out of my room!
- I'm going, please, Tate.
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145. Jesus fucking
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146. - Christ, Grandma, get out!
- I'm going, Tate.
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147. Bye, we'll see you then.
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148. Have a nice day. Bye, see you.
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149. Fucking bitch!
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150. Christ!
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151. You wanna fucking bark now?
You gonna fucking bark for me now?
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152. Aren't you, motherfucker!
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153. Ticklish?
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154. Little bit?
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155. - Feels good.
- Yeah?
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156. How about that?
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157. Yeah.
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158. Now that feels good.
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159. Take my pants off.
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160. It's really wet.
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161. Take my panties off.
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167. Go just a little faster.
Yeah,
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168. that's it, right there.
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169. Move with my hips, come on.
There you go.
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170. Oh, shit.
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171. Shit.
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172. That's a good boy, Shawn.
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173. That's a good boy.
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174. Oh my God.
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175. Keep licking.
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176. - Is this the best spot?
- What are you doing?
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177. Put your head back down!
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178. Shawn, Shawn...
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179. Come here.
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180. It's okay.
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181. Be careful. Don't cut me.
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182. - How close do you want me to get?
- Get all the way down.
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184. Damn, Claude!
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185. Sorry, sorry.
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186. - You're getting to close to my skin.
- Sorry, sorry.
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187. - Okay, ready for the big one?
- Yeah.
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188. Here it comes.
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189. Look how big this is!
Look at how big it is!
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190. Gross, get it off me!
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191. - Look how big it is. Look at it.
- I see it.
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192. - Look at it.
- I'm looking at it.
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193. Big toe.
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194. You cut my toes all up.
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195. What do you want me to cut them
back and paint them red?
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196. Go pick up the nails.
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197. - You missed one right there.
- Where?
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198. Right there.
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199. - Where?
- Over there,
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200. by the leg of the table we eat on.
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201. Help me.
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202. All right, careful.
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203. - My big, strong boy.
- Come on.
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205. Watch it.
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206. - Want a beer?
- No, thanks.
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207. Fuck!
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208. Holy shit! I don't believe
you broke my fucking board!
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209. - You broke my fucking board!
- Shut the fuck up, stop screaming.
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210. It's a fucking bullshit toy, not
a sport. You're wasting your time.
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211. Why'd you have to break
my fucking board?
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212. - I just told you, I don't want...
- Fuck you!
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213. Fuck you!
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214. I don't want to see that fucking
thing. You look like shit on it.
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215. It's too loud, it disturbs the whole
neighborhood. Your mother hates it.
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216. - I'm sick of this fucking shit.
- I'm sick of your shit!
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217. Fuck!
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218. Fuck you!
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219. Who the fuck do you think you are?
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220. I don't want that thing here. If I
see a new one, I'll break it too.
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221. You wanna play, I'll throw the ball
with you or something.
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222. Yeah, we'll throw the ball.
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226. - How's that, sweet boy?
- Okay, I'm going in the house now.
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227. You don't want to play asshole
with me, you'll lose every time.
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228. I made you a ham sandwich.
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229. No, thank you, sir.
I'm really not hungry.
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230. The ham, I just bought it, it's
fresh. Put some meat on those bones.
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231. - Here, take my seat.
- No.
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232. That's the way he eats.
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233. Peaches.
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the Son, the Holy Spirit, amen.
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gift which we are about to receive
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236. from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, amen.
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238. Fine.
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240. The dentist?
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problems with your teeth.
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242. It went pretty well. I only had
to get the two top wisdom teeth out.
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They shot me up with painkillers.
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249. You don't have to close your eyes,
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250. They did a good job, huh?
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252. Popi,
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253. that reminds me when you had that
point hanging from your tongue.
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254. That little thing
that looked like...
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255. the end of my tongue,
it looked like a serpent's tongue.
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256. It had like a pitchfork
at the end of it.
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257. I was eating once
and I bit the end of it.
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258. - Looked like that guy from Kiss.
- Gene Simmons.
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262. Did it hurt?
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264. I didn't use any anesthetic,
did you hear that part?
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268. I used to have long hair like that.
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all the time.
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I gotta show you something.
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272. - Popi, you brought the album out!
- I got something here.
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273. Look who we have here.
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274. No.
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when she was in second grade.
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276. I look fat in that picture!
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277. Look at her, that was like
her first little boyfriend.
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278. She wanted to be a tap dancer.
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283. You see?
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284. I had long hair just like you.
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286. Thank you.
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287. Yeah, we fell in love.
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290. Takes.
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291. - How many points?
- Six, seven points.
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293. - Is it off?
- Yes.
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295. That's 23 points.
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296. Good one.
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297. Whiplash.
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298. It's your go.
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299. I'm going.
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300. I'm just thinking.
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301. See anything?
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What's a sipi?
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313. - That's not aword!
- It's below the hips.
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- You challenge every word...
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I think it is.
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318. and then I see sepia.
But there is no sipi.
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320. I am not a liar.
I know it's a word.
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- Oh really,
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- I don't know.
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It's medical. Maybe an old word.
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326. Tate.
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327. That's it, I quit!
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328. You can't quit,
you're disqualified.
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329. Where are you going?
Don't go away, congratulate me!
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330. You know what, Gramps,
you're a bullshit artist.
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331. I got the most points
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332. and I win the game!
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333. Let's see, 94 for grandma.
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335. and grandpa's disqualified
for being a cheater.
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- Tate!
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337. Cheater.
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What are you guys up to?
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341. we're working on a new routine.
My school's having a talent show.
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342. Oh, really?
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343. You think I can come see?
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346. Yeah.
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347. We were playing this board game.
He fucking cheats all the time.
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348. Why do you always play with him?
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349. I don't know. I beat him, though.
I got 110 points.
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360. Hi.
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- I don't know.
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371. Why not?
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372. Because he's my husband.
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373. - Yeah, but you still fuck me.
- So?
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375. Because I like you.
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379. No.
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381. Why, are you falling
hopelessly in love with me?
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382. I don't know.
I think about you a lot.
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384. Does that excite you,
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387. Then taking you,
bringing you back to my room.
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388. Most of the time I just think
about touching your body.
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393. You know Hannah,
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394. "Shawn's doing this
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397. Yeah, I love her, too.
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398. You guys make a cute couple.
Pass me that brush?
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Bob. Have you seen the cigarettes?
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422. Come here.
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425. Yours.
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- I don't know.
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433. Motherfucker.
I was skating in my frontyard,
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434. my board shoots out like he just
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436. - fucking snapped it with his foot.
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437. Just 'cause, dude.
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- Skateboarding, man!
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- Fuck no.
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- He's a fucking dick, that's why.
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He's like the thug on your block.
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- What the fuck does he do?
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- What did he do, roller-skate?
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445. Did you slap him or what?
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446. He slapped me, man!
I had to get up in his face though.
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447. Motherfucker tried to swing
some punches.
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448. I told him to hit me again.
What are you gonna do?
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449. I sure don't like being here
with a Jew.
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450. He's a sensitive guy.
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451. Just let him be.
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452. Sensitive guy...
he's a sensitive guy.
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453. That's a good excuse. "Just let him
be a fucking sensitive guy."
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454. It pisses me off. You can pick your
friends but you can't pick family.
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455. Fuck them, man, they're nuts.
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456. Fuck that punk.
My mother don't do shit.
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457. One day I'm going to
fucking flip out, go insane.
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458. He'll get his fucking shit.
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459. He's doing drugs.
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460. - Hanging out with weird kids.
- No, he doesn't do drugs!
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461. I can smell it on his clothes
when he comes in.
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462. - He's smoking...
- I can't smell it.
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463. He's smoking dope.
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464. He hangs out with those skate kids,
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465. that's the weirdest bunch of
shitheads I ever saw.
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466. I'm gonna get the fuck out,
get my own apartment.
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467. You should move in here, dude.
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468. - Yeah?
- Serious.
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469. It's like 350?
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470. It's like $100 together
with utility.
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471. Shit, I should move in here.
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472. This shit's tight, a little dirty
but fuck it, know what I'm saying?
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473. Get the fuck out of that place!
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474. I love her for the woman she is.
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475. He's kicking.
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476. Maybe he doesn't like beer.
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477. You don't have no respect
for anything.
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478. Marriage, this country, anything.
Go back to Africa.
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479. He's strong.
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480. This one better look like me.
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481. This one better look like me.
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482. What's the matter with my look?
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483. You got one for you,
now I need one for me.
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484. What?
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485. I can not change
and I will not change.
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486. Claude looks like a girl,
he looks just like you.
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487. Shit, he'd probably
wear your clothes.
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488. God.
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489. I like sensitive pretty boys.
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490. Well, you certainly got one.
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491. But I also like them
big and beefy.
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492. I like them just like you.
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493. Come on.
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494. Come on.
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495. Don't do that, you tickle me.
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496. God, you look like,
you look like Claude, shit.
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497. All he does all day
is drink fucking beer.
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498. - Sits around all day drinking beer.
- He don't got a job?
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499. Fuck no, he got fired
a couple months ago.
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500. But it's always been that way.
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501. Why don't you fucking hit him back?
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502. Yeah, right.
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503. Why the fuck not? One of my mom's
boyfriends started beating her
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504. and I fucking just picked up a
bottle and busted it over his head.
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505. Got glass in his fucking eyes.
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506. I didn't give a fuck.
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507. - What happened to your dad?
- Kind of like us.
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508. He was just kicking it, the cops hit
him up and pretty much framed him.
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509. He went to prison, he'd never been
to jail or anything.
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510. He stayed there for like
three and a half years.
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511. He came out and tried to straighten
his life out, got us a pad and shit,
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512. after that shit just fell apart,
drinking, turned into a diabetic.
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513. He didn't take his insulin.
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514. So he got fucking sick, hospital,
went into a coma for 6 months,
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515. the doctors were saying
he's not gonna make it.
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516. One day he just opened his eyes
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517. and was like what is fucking up.
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518. He started kicking it, started
getting better, I talked with him.
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519. In 5 days he knew everything that
was going on. Couple months went by,
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520. he was ready to come home in 3 days,
learned how to walk and everything
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521. then all of a sudden he just
fucking slid back in the coma
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522. and then just right after that
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523. he was fucking gone, you know?
Now it's like,
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524. it kind of puts me
in a shitty situation.
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525. Just seeing fucking different guys
coming in the house, you know.
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526. Just fucking try to work shit out.
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527. Now I see fucking kids out with
their dad, kicking it with friends.
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528. Family dinners and shit, I don't
have any of that shit any more.
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529. Just fucking go home, mom's working,
clean up the house, do the yard,
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530. whatever needs to be done.
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531. You know?
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532. You know,
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533. fucking try to appreciate your dad.
They're always assholes and shit
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534. but besides that they're still
fucking there to take care of you.
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535. I've got a surprise for you.
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536. Peaches' report card.
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537. She got...
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538. I forgot my glasses.
I left them in the car.
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539. She got five A's and one B plus.
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540. The B plus was in English.
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541. Peaches is such a good girl.
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542. Maybe I should do something good
for her today, huh?
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543. She looks more like you every day.
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544. God bless you.
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545. Can't we do it normal?
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546. No.
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547. Come on.
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548. Not so tight!
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549. You're killing my circulation.
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550. Shut up,
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551. stop complaining.
Don't worry,
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552. daddy's at the cemetery.
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553. Jesus Christ!
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554. Shit!
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555. Fuck!
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556. Do you want me to fuck you?
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557. Yes.
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558. Say it.
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559. Fuck me!
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560. What else do you want me to do?
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561. I want you to do everything.
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562. You want me to suck your cock?
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563. Yes.
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564. Open your mouth.
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565. - What?
- Open your mouth.
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566. Peaches!
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567. Peaches!
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568. God.
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569. Shit!
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570. Fuck!
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571. Oh my God.
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572. I didn't do anything!
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573. Please!
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574. Daddy, what are you doing?
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575. Let him go!
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576. Nice game, honey.
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577. Love you.
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578. Hey, where were you today?
Ditching again?
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579. I woke up late.
Fuck it, I stayed home.
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580. You miss so much!
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581. I'm gonna start coming.
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582. Miss Reeves was all
asking about you.
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583. "Yeah, well he's never here,
he's failing the class..."
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584. - You'll have to take summer school.
- Fuck that!
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585. - You missed the best fight.
- Oh, yeah!
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586. You know JJ?
He's in our woodshop class.
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587. He like punched this retarded kid
for running over his...
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588. - You want bananas on your sandwich?
- No.
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589. You don't want any nannies?
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590. - No.
- That's my favorite part.
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591. Did you remember
to clean your room?
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592. You did?
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593. Okay, well if you finish that up
we'll go to ballet.
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594. - No.
- Zoe.
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595. I'm getting a little tired
of this "no" thing.
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596. One of these days you're going
to have to learn to say yes!
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597. - Hey.
- Hey.
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598. You're home really early.
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599. We finished early and had
a meeting and I just left.
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600. Everything okay?
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601. Yeah, fine.
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602. I just wanted to come home.
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603. Well, yeah.
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604. I love having you home.
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605. It's a good surprise.
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606. No, come on, you're going
to mess my makeup.
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607. Come on, stop.
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608. Stop.
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609. Come on, Zoe.
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610. We're so late. Let's have you
eat your sandwich upstairs.
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611. Do you want pigtails for class?
Yeah, that'd be cute.
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612. Hey Zoe, would you like
to watch a video?
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613. - The one with all the songs?
- No.
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614. "No" is the word of the day.
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615. Come on, baby, this is
the worst time, seriously.
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616. It's the worst time again.
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617. - Did you pick up the dry cleaning?
- No.
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618. Well, we'll pick it up now.
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619. Wanna finish doing mommy's makeup?
Cause daddy messed it, huh?
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620. Don't.
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621. - Why not?
- My parents will see.
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622. And also my neighbors, assholes.
They tell my parents my every move.
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623. - Hi, dad.
- Hey.
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624. Hi, Bob.
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625. Hey, you wanna come over tomorrow
and watch the game?
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626. Come on, Rhonda's
whipping up a brisket.
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627. I wish I could,
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628. but I promised my mom
I'd help her Saturday.
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629. - Hi, guys.
- Hi, mom.
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630. Hi, Rhonda.
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631. Hey, we're gonna take off.
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632. I invited Shawn over tomorrow
for lunch and the game.
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633. Oh, great, are you coming?
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634. You should.
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635. I don't know,
let me talk to my mom.
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636. Okay, we'll leave an open
invitation like always.
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637. - Thanks.
- You want Shawn for lunch tomorrow?
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638. No.
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639. - I'll call you when I get home.
- All right.
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640. You should come tomorrow.
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641. Bye.
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642. All right, we're gonna
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643. have some fun.
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644. We're gonna get some!
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645. The ladies are out tonight.
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646. Oh, here, here.
This one. Pull over!
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647. Come on, Murph,
she's a crack whore.
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648. - No, I like her.
- All right.
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649. - Hi.
- Hi.
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650. What's going on, baby?
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651. What's going on with you?
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652. How much for a dick suck?
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653. 15 dollars a person.
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654. - How much for a hand job?
- Ten.
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655. How...?
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656. Fuck you!
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657. - What's wrong with her?
- She looked awful.
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658. No she didn't, I liked her.
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659. Did you see the way
she looked at me?
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660. She wanted me.
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661. You're dreaming.
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662. She did!
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663. Here, here.
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664. Look, look. This one,
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665. come on, stop.
She looks real good.
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666. Robin, it's Claude.
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667. What are you doing?
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668. What are you gonna do tonight?
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669. Why don't you come to my house,
sneak in.
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670. No, no, wait. Let's not talk about
tomorrow, let's talk about tonight.
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671. Come over.
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672. Come on, man,
you know you want it.
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673. Sneak in the back door,
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674. we'll do something,
have fun or something. My mom's
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675. asleep and my dad's probably
getting drunk somewhere like always.
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676. You should come by though.
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677. All right, then. Forget it.
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678. Well, we should hook up tomorrow,
we should do something.
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679. All right, yeah,
I'll bring some for sure.
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680. Really?
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681. All right.
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682. All right, then.
All right. Bye.
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683. Tight!
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684. Shit, man.
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685. We gotta get some pussy.
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686. - Where's all the women at?
- I don't know.
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687. Where'd they all go?
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688. I don't know,
maybe they're all asleep.
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689. Shit!
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690. There's a lady at my work
I really want to fuck.
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691. - Her name's Sam.
- Sam?
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692. Yeah, Sam.
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693. Sam, that's a boy's name.
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694. No, it's a girl's name.
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695. And she is quite the woman!
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696. I've seen her bend over
for pencils, her tits
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697. they just fell out.
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698. - Fell out?
- Her tits just fell out!
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699. They just went...
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700. Both of them came out?
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701. Both! Shit, I wish I knew where
she lived. We could go there now.
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702. - You don't know where she lives?
- No, I wish I knew where she lives.
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703. We could go over there and ask her
to pick up some pencils!
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704. Dead soldier.
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705. Shit,
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706. I wouldn't even mind
fucking my wife
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707. if she wasn't
so goddamned wretched!
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708. - What are you doing?
- It's okay, Claude. It's me, dad.
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709. Nobody loves me.
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710. You try to raise your children
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711. in the ways of the Lord so that
when they grow up they will follow
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712. His path.
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713. "Great whore, Babylon's fallen.
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714. These are the things among us
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715. that are unclean,
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716. the things that swarm
over the earth:
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717. the gecko,
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718. the lizard,
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719. the chameleon, the crocodile,
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720. the serpents..."
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721. No.
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722. Is Curtis a serpent, huh Peaches?
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723. Does he slither all over
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724. your unclean body?
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725. "Oh Babylon the great,
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726. oh Babylon the great,
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727. the mother of all harlots.
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728. The mother of the abomination
of the earth.
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729. And I saw the women drunken
with the blood of the saints
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730. and with the blood
of the martyrs of Jesus.
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731. - I saw the beast and..."
- Stop it!
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732. - "The beast will eat the harlot."
- Stop it!
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733. Shut up, shut up!
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734. I'll hit you again, goddamnit!
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735. "And I saw the beast
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736. will eat the harlot", Peaches,
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737. "will eat the harlot!
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738. And she will burn her skin
with fire", Peaches.
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739. I'm sorry.
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740. "And I have seen that
out of the mouth of the dragon,
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741. out of the mouth of the beast,
out of the mouth
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742. of the false prophet,
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743. I have seen the unclean spirits
come out!"
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744. - I won't do it any more!
- And they look like frogs, Peaches.
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745. I said I won't hurt you any more.
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746. You've entered the house of sin.
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747. Popi, forgive me.
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748. That's your mother's wedding dress.
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749. When she wore it,
she was a pure virgin.
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750. A gift from the Lord.
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751. She has visions your mother.
And before she died
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752. she had a vision
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753. that I was an angel
with three arms
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754. and that
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755. when I died she was going
to escort me to Heaven.
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756. When God saw us together,
He said that we looked beautiful,
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757. that we looked like a beautiful
couple together.
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758. And I smiled,
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759. and I shook God's hands
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760. with my three arms.
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761. And she thought that was nice.
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762. I'll tell you exactly how I did it.
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763. Know that this is important,
so I'll tell you exactly right.
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764. I walked into the kitchen
to get myself a piece of cake.
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765. It's the Boston Creme cake
with the maraschino cherry topping.
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766. The kind thatmy grandmother likes
to make for me on special occasions.
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767. I walked through the den where my
grandfather cheats every Saturday.
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768. I walked into my grandparents' room
so I could watch them sleeping.
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769. I was naked so I wouldn't get
blood on my clothes.
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770. I crawled onto
my grandparents' bed
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771. and I stabbed
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772. my grandfather in the neck.
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773. His skin was thick,
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774. like leather.
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775. And he twitched a little,
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776. like a chicken.
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777. Then my grandmother woke up.
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778. I love you, Tate.
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779. I love you.
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780. I stabbed her in the breast.
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781. She looked surprised
to see me there like that.
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782. I think she died very fast.
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783. I think she whispered:
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784. "I love you, Tate."
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785. She said:
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786. "I love you, Tate.
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787. I love you, grandson."
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788. When I saw them there like that,
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789. I started to get an erection.
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790. And then Legs started barking
and I went soft again.
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791. I killed my grandfather
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792. because he is a cheater
who likes to tell war stories.
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793. And I killed my grandmother
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794. because she is
a passive-aggressive bitch
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795. who doesn't respect my privacy.
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796. Do you take me to be
your honorable husband?
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797. I do.
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798. To have and to hold
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799. under the sanctity of the Lord
that are in Heaven?
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800. I do.
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801. To love and respect me,
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802. and to never turn on me?
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803. I do.
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804. To be with me
in sickness and health?
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805. I do.
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806. When I die
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807. do you plan to mourn me,
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808. your only true love,
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809. to be a widow forever
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810. and to think of me often?
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811. I do.
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812. If anyone has any objections,
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813. let them speak now
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814. or forever hold their peace.
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815. You may now kiss the bride.
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816. Where you gonna go?
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817. - Where are you off to?
- I'm getting out.
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818. Well, maybe that's
the right thing to do.
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819. Maybe you should go.
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820. - Why are you crying?
- I don't know. Just leave me.
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821. Don't say that, I know you don't
want to go. You want to stay.
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822. You've always been
a crybaby about things.
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823. Yep.
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824. What else can you do?
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825. Where else can you go?
With what money?
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826. How you gonna make it out there if
your daddy's still making you cry?
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827. You know, you provoke him.
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828. How come you're always fighting?
He doesn't deserve that.
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829. I wouldn't give a fuck
if he died!
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830. - I don't believe that.
- I swear, I wouldn't give a fuck!
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831. You don't understand.
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832. I wasn't doing anything.
I was asleep.
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833. - He does, you're right.
- I know, he was like...
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834. Could you pass that lovely
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835. - salad dressing?
- I made it. It's my own recipe.
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836. Do you like the salad dressing?
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837. - It's good.
- She did make it.
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838. Can I please have
some more iced tea?
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839. Wow, you said please!
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840. Do you think you could put any more
butter on that roll, missy?
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841. Hannah, seriously.
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842. You like butter just like me.
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843. - How is the brisket, Bob?
- It's good.
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844. Yeah? Is it?
I feel like I undercooked it.
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845. No, no. It's delicious.
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846. Okay.
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847. - You like it?
- It's good.
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848. - Bob, can I have some more brisket?
- Yeah.
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849. Eat up there, Shawn.
Put hair on your chest.
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850. Oh my God!
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851. So embarrassing!
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852. Make a man out of him.
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853. Oh, it's almost kickoff.
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854. Who cares?
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855. All you care about
is the cheerleaders anyway.
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856. I always had a lot of cow licks.
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857. And in my whole life,
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858. I've never had one true girlfriend.
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859. When I was little,
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860. I got caught stealing a stuffed
animal at the amusement park.
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861. They took me to the holding place
on the back of a golf cart.
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862. Can you remember
any of your dreams?
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863. Yeah, sometimes.
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864. What are they about?
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865. Mine are about leaving.
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866. Going to Hawaii or someplace.
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867. Somewhere where I don't have to be
around all the people I hate.
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868. Do you have to come back?
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869. What do you mean?
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870. Do you come back
and see your friends
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871. or do you just not come back?
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872. That's hard because
it doesn't really happen like that.
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873. None of this even exists.
Not you or Shawn or anybody.
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874. It's just all me.
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875. I can't dream of other places.
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876. I can't picture in my head
what they look like.
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877. Everything I think about
looks like here.
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878. Why are you so ticklish, huh?
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879. Why you so ticklish?
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880. Stop!
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881. Hey Shawn, have you ever read that
book "Island of Paradise"?
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882. This island where the whole world
philosophy is about having sex.
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883. They just sit around all day
and fuck each other.
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884. - Shut up, man.
- No, I'm serious.
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885. They came up with a way after years
to have sex and not make babies.
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886. - How?
- I don't know.
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887. But they fuck like 15 or 16 times
a day and that's their whole life.
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888. It's like the best society,
nobody fights, everybody gets along.
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889. All they do is fuck all day long,
just fuck, that's all they ever do.
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890. It's supposed to be some utopia
society or something, I don't know.
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891. Okay, I'm ready.
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892. Okay, you got one?
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893. Yeah, guess who I am.
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894. Man or woman?
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895. Man.
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896. Are you a singer?
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897. No.
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898. Are you famous?
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899. No, not really.
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900. Oh, that sucks for you.
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901. Are you an entertainer?
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902. No, but I used to be in a band.
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903. Do we know you?
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904. Yeah, yeah.
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905. So you're a friend of ours?
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906. Yes.
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907. Do you skate?
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908. Definitely.
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909. Me too.
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910. Hints.
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911. No, wait.
Do you live around here?
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912. No.
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913. You're young, we know you
and you don't live around here.
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914. - Hits, we need hints.
- I'm no longer here.
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915. I know who it is.
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916. - You're Tate.
- No, I'm out. I'm no longer living.
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917. - So you're dead.
- Yeah.
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918. - Why didn't you say so before?
- You have to guess.
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919. - That's not fair.
- I hate this game.
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920. I have no idea.
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921. You give up?
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922. You're not gonna give us
any more hints, are you?
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923. - Who are you?
- Who the fuck are you?
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924. Ken Park
got his girlfriend pregnant.
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925. Two.
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926. He took a job working
at a hot dog stand.
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927. Another day, another dog.
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928. Do you want to keep it?
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929. I don't know.
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930. I don't want to be no baby killer.
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931. Aren't you glad
your mom didn't abort you?
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