1. I used to be friends
with this guy.Copy !req
2. His name was Ken Park.Copy !req
3. His name spelled backwards was
Krap Nek, and I used to tease him about it.Copy !req
4. One day after school
I heard he blew his brains out.Copy !req
5. I don't think I had anything to do
with it, but I still feel guilty.Copy !req
6. Krap Nek.Copy !req
7. This is Krap Nek
when he was age 11.Copy !req
8. His mother told me he was buried
in his lucky motorcycle jacket.Copy !req
9. She said his toothbrush
is missing.Copy !req
10. She told me that
she could feel his spirit.Copy !req
11. From left to right:
There's Claude, Peaches,Copy !req
12. Mike, Tate,
and that's me on the end.Copy !req
13. Shawn's my name.Copy !req
14. We all live in a little town
in California called Visalia.Copy !req
15. It's pretty boring but sometimes
when we get together we have fun.Copy !req
16. Shawn is one of my best friends.Copy !req
17. He's young,
but he's kind of smart.Copy !req
18. Once we were driving down the street
and he threw a tennis ball at an old lady.Copy !req
19. He made us stop the car.
He got out and apologized.Copy !req
20. - Do you love me?
- No, I hate you.Copy !req
21. - Say it, you little bitch!
- Get off me!Copy !req
22. - Say I'm the master!
- Get off me!Copy !req
23. Say I'm the master!Copy !req
24. - "Shawn, you're the master of the universe."
- Fuck you, motherfucker!Copy !req
25. - Get off! You're not, you faggot!
- Say you love me.Copy !req
26. - Say I'm the master!
- I hate you, you freaking faggot!Copy !req
27. - You're a fucking loser!
- You just can't fucking say it.Copy !req
28. - Say you love me.
- Get off!Copy !req
29. Say you love me, bitch.Copy !req
30. I hate you!Copy !req
31. Say I'm the master,
say you love me!Copy !req
32. I love you.Copy !req
33. Don't cry.Copy !req
34. Oh, God!Copy !req
35. You love me and I love you.
Go to school.Copy !req
36. - What's up with you guys?
- I hate him.Copy !req
37. - Give me a cigarette.
- I only have one left.Copy !req
38. Your brother told me
to tell you to fuck yourself.Copy !req
39. Good.Copy !req
40. Hey, Zoe.Copy !req
41. Where's daddy?Copy !req
42. Work.Copy !req
43. Where's mommy?Copy !req
44. Hey, Shawn.Copy !req
45. Hey.Copy !req
46. Can I eat you out?Copy !req
47. Not now, I'm folding.Copy !req
48. Lend a hand.Copy !req
49. When I was little,
Claude saved me from drowning.Copy !req
50. We used to play doctor.Copy !req
51. He tries to act tough, but deep
down inside he's a soft teddy bear.Copy !req
52. Come on.Copy !req
53. One more. I want to see
the veins pop out of your head!Copy !req
54. You can do it.Copy !req
55. Come on.Copy !req
56. - Spot me, Claude.
- I got it.Copy !req
57. Hand me the towel.Copy !req
58. You want a go now?Copy !req
59. No, I don't feel like lifting.Copy !req
60. - Come on, I'll spot you.
- No, thanks. I don't feel like it.Copy !req
61. - You could do that once.
- That's all right, do some more.Copy !req
62. Come on, it's all set up.
Let's go for it.Copy !req
63. No meat on those bones,
look at that.Copy !req
64. It's not me.Copy !req
65. - Come on, you can do it.
- No, I don't want to.Copy !req
66. - I'll take some off it for you.
- Go ahead, do some more.Copy !req
67. Well, you know why
your mother married me?Copy !req
68. Why?Copy !req
69. Because I got muscles.Copy !req
70. Come and feel it.Copy !req
71. Come on.Copy !req
72. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
73. The first time she met me,
she just stared at them.Copy !req
74. You got a girlfriend?Copy !req
75. Not a full time. Not a girlfriend.
I see some girls, though.Copy !req
76. Not a girlfriend.
You got a boyfriend?Copy !req
77. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
78. - What the fuck's that!
- Yeah, what the fuck is that?Copy !req
79. - Don't say fuck, I'm your father.
- Fuck.Copy !req
80. You fucking those girls?Copy !req
81. - Yeah, some of them.
- Yeah?Copy !req
82. Let me ask you something.
You consider yourself a winner?Copy !req
83. - I don't know.
- You don't know?Copy !req
84. You know, Claude, sometimes
I look at you and I feel ashamed.Copy !req
85. Seems like you can't do
nothing right.Copy !req
86. You can't even wear your pants
right. Pull your pants up!Copy !req
87. You can't even walk in those things.
What do you wear them like that for?Copy !req
88. I'm not a weightlifter,
I skate.Copy !req
89. You're just going to be a punk,
aren't you?Copy !req
90. What's it to you?Copy !req
91. I'm your father.Copy !req
92. Pull your pants up
and wear them right.Copy !req
93. I look at you like that,Copy !req
94. and I feel sick.
My stomach actually feels sick.Copy !req
95. I get up in the morning, I see you,
and I get off to a bad day.Copy !req
96. Because I'm ashamed.Copy !req
97. Your mother thinks
you're a fairy.Copy !req
98. Peaches has the nicest
peach smell about her.Copy !req
99. She's a real woman.Copy !req
100. Her mom died
when she was a little girl.Copy !req
101. She looks just like her.Copy !req
102. Peaches used to take ballet and all
the boys watched through the window.Copy !req
103. Sometimes she would let us
watch her get undressed.Copy !req
104. Popi?Copy !req
105. Popi?Copy !req
106. Hi, baby.Copy !req
107. I brought you some water.Copy !req
108. I thought you might be thirsty.Copy !req
109. That boy Curtis called.Copy !req
110. He did?Copy !req
111. What did he say?Copy !req
112. He said he was on his way.Copy !req
113. He said is Peaches homeCopy !req
114. and I said she wasCopy !req
115. outside.Copy !req
116. Okay.Copy !req
117. That boy Curtis is the one
with the long hair, huh?Copy !req
118. Yes, from bible study.Copy !req
119. In the seventh grade,Copy !req
120. Tate used to spit on girls
and make his friends laugh.Copy !req
121. People would walk by him and say
Tate is insane. He was smart though.Copy !req
122. It was just that he thought
differently than everyone else.Copy !req
123. Billy...Copy !req
124. Skinny Billy.Copy !req
125. Now you have a name.Copy !req
126. Gary...Copy !req
127. Gary Coleman,
Different Strokes.Copy !req
128. Mrs. Drummond.Copy !req
129. Mrs. Drummond and... Legs!Copy !req
130. Mrs. Drummond and her son Arnold.Copy !req
131. Legs, please.
I'm trying to work!Copy !req
132. Shut up!Copy !req
133. I will fucking rip it off,
I swear to God!Copy !req
134. I am fucking working.Copy !req
135. Look at me! I will rip your
fucking leg off, I swear to you.Copy !req
136. Pay attention to me,
pay attention to me!Copy !req
137. Jesus Christ,
don't you ever fucking knock?Copy !req
138. I cut you some fruit.
I thought you might be hungry.Copy !req
139. No, I'm not hungry.
I'm working.Copy !req
140. When you come in without knocking
you're acting like a fucking bitch.Copy !req
141. - Please, Tate, take the fruit.
- I don't want it, I want you out!Copy !req
142. Tate, look, here's some kiwi.Copy !req
143. How about this?Copy !req
144. - Get the fuck out of my room!
- I'm going, please, Tate.Copy !req
145. Jesus fuckingCopy !req
146. - Christ, Grandma, get out!
- I'm going, Tate.Copy !req
147. Bye, we'll see you then.Copy !req
148. Have a nice day. Bye, see you.Copy !req
149. Fucking bitch!Copy !req
150. Christ!Copy !req
151. You wanna fucking bark now?
You gonna fucking bark for me now?Copy !req
152. Aren't you, motherfucker!Copy !req
153. Ticklish?Copy !req
154. Little bit?Copy !req
155. - Feels good.
- Yeah?Copy !req
156. How about that?Copy !req
157. Yeah.Copy !req
158. Now that feels good.Copy !req
159. Take my pants off.Copy !req
160. It's really wet.Copy !req
161. Take my panties off.Copy !req
162. Slow, Shawn.Copy !req
163. Yeah, that's it.Copy !req
164. Just like that.Copy !req
165. That's it, nice and slow.Copy !req
166. Yeah, just right there.Copy !req
167. Go just a little faster.
Yeah,Copy !req
168. that's it, right there.Copy !req
169. Move with my hips, come on.
There you go.Copy !req
170. Oh, shit.Copy !req
171. Shit.Copy !req
172. That's a good boy, Shawn.Copy !req
173. That's a good boy.Copy !req
174. Oh my God.Copy !req
175. Keep licking.Copy !req
176. - Is this the best spot?
- What are you doing?Copy !req
177. Put your head back down!Copy !req
178. Shawn, Shawn...Copy !req
179. Come here.Copy !req
180. It's okay.Copy !req
181. Be careful. Don't cut me.Copy !req
182. - How close do you want me to get?
- Get all the way down.Copy !req
183. But be careful. No hurting.Copy !req
184. Damn, Claude!Copy !req
185. Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
186. - You're getting to close to my skin.
- Sorry, sorry.Copy !req
187. - Okay, ready for the big one?
- Yeah.Copy !req
188. Here it comes.Copy !req
189. Look how big this is!
Look at how big it is!Copy !req
190. Gross, get it off me!Copy !req
191. - Look how big it is. Look at it.
- I see it.Copy !req
192. - Look at it.
- I'm looking at it.Copy !req
193. Big toe.Copy !req
194. You cut my toes all up.Copy !req
195. What do you want me to cut them
back and paint them red?Copy !req
196. Go pick up the nails.Copy !req
197. - You missed one right there.
- Where?Copy !req
198. Right there.Copy !req
199. - Where?
- Over there,Copy !req
200. by the leg of the table we eat on.Copy !req
201. Help me.Copy !req
202. All right, careful.Copy !req
203. - My big, strong boy.
- Come on.Copy !req
204. Hey, watch the cigarette.Copy !req
205. Watch it.Copy !req
206. - Want a beer?
- No, thanks.Copy !req
207. Fuck!Copy !req
208. Holy shit! I don't believe
you broke my fucking board!Copy !req
209. - You broke my fucking board!
- Shut the fuck up, stop screaming.Copy !req
210. It's a fucking bullshit toy, not
a sport. You're wasting your time.Copy !req
211. Why'd you have to break
my fucking board?Copy !req
212. - I just told you, I don't want...
- Fuck you!Copy !req
213. Fuck you!Copy !req
214. I don't want to see that fucking
thing. You look like shit on it.Copy !req
215. It's too loud, it disturbs the whole
neighborhood. Your mother hates it.Copy !req
216. - I'm sick of this fucking shit.
- I'm sick of your shit!Copy !req
217. Fuck!Copy !req
218. Fuck you!Copy !req
219. Who the fuck do you think you are?Copy !req
220. I don't want that thing here. If I
see a new one, I'll break it too.Copy !req
221. You wanna play, I'll throw the ball
with you or something.Copy !req
222. Yeah, we'll throw the ball.Copy !req
223. You get back here.Copy !req
224. Come on, hit me again.Copy !req
225. You want another one?Copy !req
226. - How's that, sweet boy?
- Okay, I'm going in the house now.Copy !req
227. You don't want to play asshole
with me, you'll lose every time.Copy !req
228. I made you a ham sandwich.Copy !req
229. No, thank you, sir.
I'm really not hungry.Copy !req
230. The ham, I just bought it, it's
fresh. Put some meat on those bones.Copy !req
231. - Here, take my seat.
- No.Copy !req
232. That's the way he eats.Copy !req
233. Peaches.Copy !req
234. In the name of the Father,
the Son, the Holy Spirit, amen.Copy !req
235. Bless us, oh Lord, for these thy
gift which we are about to receiveCopy !req
236. from thy bounty
through Christ our Lord, amen.Copy !req
237. How are you feeling, Curtis?Copy !req
238. Fine.Copy !req
239. How did it go at the dentist?Copy !req
240. The dentist?Copy !req
241. Peaches said you were having
problems with your teeth.Copy !req
242. It went pretty well. I only had
to get the two top wisdom teeth out.Copy !req
243. Did it hurt?Copy !req
244. A little after.
They shot me up with painkillers.Copy !req
245. Can I see?Copy !req
246. Open your mouth.Copy !req
247. Open up your mouth.Copy !req
248. Open it up.Copy !req
249. You don't have to close your eyes,
just open your mouth.Copy !req
250. They did a good job, huh?Copy !req
251. Can hardly see the scars.Copy !req
252. Popi,Copy !req
253. that reminds me when you had that
point hanging from your tongue.Copy !req
254. That little thing
that looked like...Copy !req
255. the end of my tongue,
it looked like a serpent's tongue.Copy !req
256. It had like a pitchfork
at the end of it.Copy !req
257. I was eating once
and I bit the end of it.Copy !req
258. - Looked like that guy from Kiss.
- Gene Simmons.Copy !req
259. I remember the guy who cut it off.Copy !req
260. I told him not to use
any anesthetics.Copy !req
261. I'm allergic to dope.Copy !req
262. Did it hurt?Copy !req
263. Of course it hurt!Copy !req
264. I didn't use any anesthetic,
did you hear that part?Copy !req
265. What do you have a problem
with that?Copy !req
266. I'm just teasing.Copy !req
267. You like his hair?Copy !req
268. I used to have long hair like that.Copy !req
269. Peaches' mother
used to love my hair.Copy !req
270. She used to play with it
all the time.Copy !req
271. Hold on a second,
I gotta show you something.Copy !req
272. - Popi, you brought the album out!
- I got something here.Copy !req
273. Look who we have here.Copy !req
274. No.Copy !req
275. That's Peaches
when she was in second grade.Copy !req
276. I look fat in that picture!Copy !req
277. Look at her, that was like
her first little boyfriend.Copy !req
278. She wanted to be a tap dancer.Copy !req
279. That's Peaches' mom.Copy !req
280. She's beautiful.Copy !req
281. I visit her every day.Copy !req
282. God bless her soul.Copy !req
283. You see?Copy !req
284. I had long hair just like you.Copy !req
285. You guys were a beautiful couple.Copy !req
286. Thank you.Copy !req
287. Yeah, we fell in love.Copy !req
288. Watch out that PeachesCopy !req
289. doesn't fall in love with you.Copy !req
290. Takes.Copy !req
291. - How many points?
- Six, seven points.Copy !req
292. You have a milk 'stache.Copy !req
293. - Is it off?
- Yes.Copy !req
294. Your turn, Tate.Copy !req
295. That's 23 points.Copy !req
296. Good one.Copy !req
297. Whiplash.Copy !req
298. It's your go.Copy !req
299. I'm going.Copy !req
300. I'm just thinking.Copy !req
301. See anything?Copy !req
302. Maybe you need new letters.Copy !req
303. - No, I've got one.
- S...Copy !req
304. I...Copy !req
305. p...Copy !req
306. I...Copy !req
307. Sipi?Copy !req
308. That's not a word.
What's a sipi?Copy !req
309. Sipi is part of the body.Copy !req
310. Really? It's a part of the body!
What part of the body is it then?Copy !req
311. Below the hip.Copy !req
312. Challenge!Copy !req
313. - That's not aword!
- It's below the hips.Copy !req
314. - We'll see.
- You challenge every word...Copy !req
315. I think sipi is a word,
I think it is.Copy !req
316. Well, it's not in here.Copy !req
317. You're a liar. Because I see sipCopy !req
318. and then I see sepia.
But there is no sipi.Copy !req
319. You're a liar.Copy !req
320. I am not a liar.
I know it's a word.Copy !req
321. - He's not a liar.
- Oh really,Copy !req
322. - then how come it isn't in here?
- I don't know.Copy !req
323. Maybe they don't use it anymore.
It's medical. Maybe an old word.Copy !req
324. You know what, this is bullshit!
And you are technically disqualifiedCopy !req
325. for lying to me.Copy !req
326. Tate.Copy !req
327. That's it, I quit!Copy !req
328. You can't quit,
you're disqualified.Copy !req
329. Where are you going?
Don't go away, congratulate me!Copy !req
330. You know what, Gramps,
you're a bullshit artist.Copy !req
331. I got the most pointsCopy !req
332. and I win the game!Copy !req
333. Let's see, 94 for grandma.Copy !req
334. 110 for Tate here,Copy !req
335. and grandpa's disqualified
for being a cheater.Copy !req
336. - And I win!
- Tate!Copy !req
337. Cheater.Copy !req
338. Hi, Tate.Copy !req
339. Hi, Rebekah.
What are you guys up to?Copy !req
340. Just jumping,Copy !req
341. we're working on a new routine.
My school's having a talent show.Copy !req
342. Oh, really?Copy !req
343. You think I can come see?Copy !req
344. If you want.Copy !req
345. Have you been fighting with
your grandparents again?Copy !req
346. Yeah.Copy !req
347. We were playing this board game.
He fucking cheats all the time.Copy !req
348. Why do you always play with him?Copy !req
349. I don't know. I beat him, though.
I got 110 points.Copy !req
350. Pretty good. Want a Fireball?Copy !req
351. Give him one.Copy !req
352. Thanks.Copy !req
353. Wanna jump?Copy !req
354. Can I?Copy !req
355. Yeah, but I get to twirl.Copy !req
356. Come on, you'll get in next.Copy !req
357. All right, one twirl though.Copy !req
358. And jump!Copy !req
359. Hi.Copy !req
360. Hi.Copy !req
361. Did you like that?Copy !req
362. Yeah.Copy !req
363. How many times did you come?Copy !req
364. I don't know.Copy !req
365. - More than twice?
- I don't know.Copy !req
366. I'm not sure.Copy !req
367. But it was really good.Copy !req
368. It was really good.Copy !req
369. Do you think about fucking me
when you're with Bob?Copy !req
370. No.Copy !req
371. Why not?Copy !req
372. Because he's my husband.Copy !req
373. - Yeah, but you still fuck me.
- So?Copy !req
374. So if you love him,
why do you fuck me?Copy !req
375. Because I like you.Copy !req
376. Why are you asking me
so many questions?Copy !req
377. I want to know.Copy !req
378. Do you love me?Copy !req
379. No.Copy !req
380. I didn't think so.Copy !req
381. Why, are you falling
hopelessly in love with me?Copy !req
382. I don't know.
I think about you a lot.Copy !req
383. I think about you and Bob
doing it.Copy !req
384. Does that excite you,
or anger you, or what?Copy !req
385. Sometimes I dream about
flying in hereCopy !req
386. and smashing his head
against the wall.Copy !req
387. Then taking you,
bringing you back to my room.Copy !req
388. Most of the time I just think
about touching your body.Copy !req
389. Sometimes when I'm with Hannah,
I pretend it's you.Copy !req
390. I can see your face
instead of hers.Copy !req
391. She was talking about you
all yesterday.Copy !req
392. What was she saying?Copy !req
393. You know Hannah,
she was just rambling likeCopy !req
394. "Shawn's doing this
and Shawn's taking me there."Copy !req
395. She loves you.Copy !req
396. It's easy to tell.Copy !req
397. Yeah, I love her, too.Copy !req
398. You guys make a cute couple.
Pass me that brush?Copy !req
399. You know, you make
the same noises in bed.Copy !req
400. What else?Copy !req
401. You have a lot of things alike.Copy !req
402. You like me to do the same things.Copy !req
403. You have the same pussy smell.Copy !req
404. We do?Copy !req
405. Yeah, but you're better in bed.Copy !req
406. I am?Copy !req
407. Yeah.Copy !req
408. Well, I have more experience.Copy !req
409. I'm older.Copy !req
410. I know.Copy !req
411. I like that.Copy !req
412. You do?Copy !req
413. Yeah.Copy !req
414. Does your mom like Hannah?Copy !req
415. Yeah, she thinks she's cute.Copy !req
416. Shit, that totally reminds me.Copy !req
417. When you see your mom ask her when
I'm supposed to pick your brother upCopy !req
418. because I have no idea.
If it's Friday I can't do it.Copy !req
419. Okay.Copy !req
420. I've got to go to the doctor with
Bob. Have you seen the cigarettes?Copy !req
421. Come here.Copy !req
422. Come here.Copy !req
423. Whose dick is bigger?Copy !req
424. Mine or Bob's?Copy !req
425. Yours.Copy !req
426. - What are we gonna do?
- I don't know.Copy !req
427. We could throw him out.Copy !req
428. No, we won't. I won't allow it.Copy !req
429. Well, I'm getting sick.
I can't take it much longer.Copy !req
430. He's just growing up.Copy !req
431. - Cheating on me, with a...
- So?Copy !req
432. Give me a rip off of that.Copy !req
433. Motherfucker.
I was skating in my frontyard,Copy !req
434. my board shoots out like he just
comes up and broke it, dude.Copy !req
435. He just flipped it over andCopy !req
436. - fucking snapped it with his foot.
- What for?Copy !req
437. Just 'cause, dude.
He don't like that shit.Copy !req
438. - He doesn't like what?
- Skateboarding, man!Copy !req
439. - He doesn't like skating?
- Fuck no.Copy !req
440. - Why not?
- He's a fucking dick, that's why.Copy !req
441. That's some gangster shit.
He's like the thug on your block.Copy !req
442. - Is he a drunk?
- What the fuck does he do?Copy !req
443. - He drinks.
- What did he do, roller-skate?Copy !req
444. He's a fucking alcoholic
motherfucker chump ass bitch.Copy !req
445. Did you slap him or what?Copy !req
446. He slapped me, man!
I had to get up in his face though.Copy !req
447. Motherfucker tried to swing
some punches.Copy !req
448. I told him to hit me again.
What are you gonna do?Copy !req
449. I sure don't like being here
with a Jew.Copy !req
450. He's a sensitive guy.Copy !req
451. Just let him be.Copy !req
452. Sensitive guy...
he's a sensitive guy.Copy !req
453. That's a good excuse. "Just let him
be a fucking sensitive guy."Copy !req
454. It pisses me off. You can pick your
friends but you can't pick family.Copy !req
455. Fuck them, man, they're nuts.Copy !req
456. Fuck that punk.
My mother don't do shit.Copy !req
457. One day I'm going to
fucking flip out, go insane.Copy !req
458. He'll get his fucking shit.Copy !req
459. He's doing drugs.Copy !req
460. - Hanging out with weird kids.
- No, he doesn't do drugs!Copy !req
461. I can smell it on his clothes
when he comes in.Copy !req
462. - He's smoking...
- I can't smell it.Copy !req
463. He's smoking dope.Copy !req
464. He hangs out with those skate kids,Copy !req
465. that's the weirdest bunch of
shitheads I ever saw.Copy !req
466. I'm gonna get the fuck out,
get my own apartment.Copy !req
467. You should move in here, dude.Copy !req
468. - Yeah?
- Serious.Copy !req
469. It's like 350?Copy !req
470. It's like $100 together
with utility.Copy !req
471. Shit, I should move in here.Copy !req
472. This shit's tight, a little dirty
but fuck it, know what I'm saying?Copy !req
473. Get the fuck out of that place!Copy !req
474. I love her for the woman she is.Copy !req
475. He's kicking.Copy !req
476. Maybe he doesn't like beer.Copy !req
477. You don't have no respect
for anything.Copy !req
478. Marriage, this country, anything.
Go back to Africa.Copy !req
479. He's strong.Copy !req
480. This one better look like me.Copy !req
481. This one better look like me.Copy !req
482. What's the matter with my look?Copy !req
483. You got one for you,
now I need one for me.Copy !req
484. What?Copy !req
485. I can not change
and I will not change.Copy !req
486. Claude looks like a girl,
he looks just like you.Copy !req
487. Shit, he'd probably
wear your clothes.Copy !req
488. God.Copy !req
489. I like sensitive pretty boys.Copy !req
490. Well, you certainly got one.Copy !req
491. But I also like them
big and beefy.Copy !req
492. I like them just like you.Copy !req
493. Come on.Copy !req
494. Come on.Copy !req
495. Don't do that, you tickle me.Copy !req
496. God, you look like,
you look like Claude, shit.Copy !req
497. All he does all day
is drink fucking beer.Copy !req
498. - Sits around all day drinking beer.
- He don't got a job?Copy !req
499. Fuck no, he got fired
a couple months ago.Copy !req
500. But it's always been that way.Copy !req
501. Why don't you fucking hit him back?Copy !req
502. Yeah, right.Copy !req
503. Why the fuck not? One of my mom's
boyfriends started beating herCopy !req
504. and I fucking just picked up a
bottle and busted it over his head.Copy !req
505. Got glass in his fucking eyes.Copy !req
506. I didn't give a fuck.Copy !req
507. - What happened to your dad?
- Kind of like us.Copy !req
508. He was just kicking it, the cops hit
him up and pretty much framed him.Copy !req
509. He went to prison, he'd never been
to jail or anything.Copy !req
510. He stayed there for like
three and a half years.Copy !req
511. He came out and tried to straighten
his life out, got us a pad and shit,Copy !req
512. after that shit just fell apart,
drinking, turned into a diabetic.Copy !req
513. He didn't take his insulin.Copy !req
514. So he got fucking sick, hospital,
went into a coma for 6 months,Copy !req
515. the doctors were saying
he's not gonna make it.Copy !req
516. One day he just opened his eyesCopy !req
517. and was like what is fucking up.Copy !req
518. He started kicking it, started
getting better, I talked with him.Copy !req
519. In 5 days he knew everything that
was going on. Couple months went by,Copy !req
520. he was ready to come home in 3 days,
learned how to walk and everythingCopy !req
521. then all of a sudden he just
fucking slid back in the comaCopy !req
522. and then just right after thatCopy !req
523. he was fucking gone, you know?
Now it's like,Copy !req
524. it kind of puts me
in a shitty situation.Copy !req
525. Just seeing fucking different guys
coming in the house, you know.Copy !req
526. Just fucking try to work shit out.Copy !req
527. Now I see fucking kids out with
their dad, kicking it with friends.Copy !req
528. Family dinners and shit, I don't
have any of that shit any more.Copy !req
529. Just fucking go home, mom's working,
clean up the house, do the yard,Copy !req
530. whatever needs to be done.Copy !req
531. You know?Copy !req
532. You know,Copy !req
533. fucking try to appreciate your dad.
They're always assholes and shitCopy !req
534. but besides that they're still
fucking there to take care of you.Copy !req
535. I've got a surprise for you.Copy !req
536. Peaches' report card.Copy !req
537. She got...Copy !req
538. I forgot my glasses.
I left them in the car.Copy !req
539. She got five A's and one B plus.Copy !req
540. The B plus was in English.Copy !req
541. Peaches is such a good girl.Copy !req
542. Maybe I should do something good
for her today, huh?Copy !req
543. She looks more like you every day.Copy !req
544. God bless you.Copy !req
545. Can't we do it normal?Copy !req
546. No.Copy !req
547. Come on.Copy !req
548. Not so tight!Copy !req
549. You're killing my circulation.Copy !req
550. Shut up,Copy !req
551. stop complaining.
Don't worry,Copy !req
552. daddy's at the cemetery.Copy !req
553. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
554. Shit!Copy !req
555. Fuck!Copy !req
556. Do you want me to fuck you?Copy !req
557. Yes.Copy !req
558. Say it.Copy !req
559. Fuck me!Copy !req
560. What else do you want me to do?Copy !req
561. I want you to do everything.Copy !req
562. You want me to suck your cock?Copy !req
563. Yes.Copy !req
564. Open your mouth.Copy !req
565. - What?
- Open your mouth.Copy !req
566. Peaches!Copy !req
567. Peaches!Copy !req
568. God.Copy !req
569. Shit!Copy !req
570. Fuck!Copy !req
571. Oh my God.Copy !req
572. I didn't do anything!Copy !req
573. Please!Copy !req
574. Daddy, what are you doing?Copy !req
575. Let him go!Copy !req
576. Nice game, honey.Copy !req
577. Love you.Copy !req
578. Hey, where were you today?
Ditching again?Copy !req
579. I woke up late.
Fuck it, I stayed home.Copy !req
580. You miss so much!Copy !req
581. I'm gonna start coming.Copy !req
582. Miss Reeves was all
asking about you.Copy !req
583. "Yeah, well he's never here,
he's failing the class..."Copy !req
584. - You'll have to take summer school.
- Fuck that!Copy !req
585. - You missed the best fight.
- Oh, yeah!Copy !req
586. You know JJ?
He's in our woodshop class.Copy !req
587. He like punched this retarded kid
for running over his...Copy !req
588. - You want bananas on your sandwich?
- No.Copy !req
589. You don't want any nannies?Copy !req
590. - No.
- That's my favorite part.Copy !req
591. Did you remember
to clean your room?Copy !req
592. You did?Copy !req
593. Okay, well if you finish that up
we'll go to ballet.Copy !req
594. - No.
- Zoe.Copy !req
595. I'm getting a little tired
of this "no" thing.Copy !req
596. One of these days you're going
to have to learn to say yes!Copy !req
597. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
598. You're home really early.Copy !req
599. We finished early and had
a meeting and I just left.Copy !req
600. Everything okay?Copy !req
601. Yeah, fine.Copy !req
602. I just wanted to come home.Copy !req
603. Well, yeah.Copy !req
604. I love having you home.Copy !req
605. It's a good surprise.Copy !req
606. No, come on, you're going
to mess my makeup.Copy !req
607. Come on, stop.Copy !req
608. Stop.Copy !req
609. Come on, Zoe.Copy !req
610. We're so late. Let's have you
eat your sandwich upstairs.Copy !req
611. Do you want pigtails for class?
Yeah, that'd be cute.Copy !req
612. Hey Zoe, would you like
to watch a video?Copy !req
613. - The one with all the songs?
- No.Copy !req
614. "No" is the word of the day.Copy !req
615. Come on, baby, this is
the worst time, seriously.Copy !req
616. It's the worst time again.Copy !req
617. - Did you pick up the dry cleaning?
- No.Copy !req
618. Well, we'll pick it up now.Copy !req
619. Wanna finish doing mommy's makeup?
Cause daddy messed it, huh?Copy !req
620. Don't.Copy !req
621. - Why not?
- My parents will see.Copy !req
622. And also my neighbors, assholes.
They tell my parents my every move.Copy !req
623. - Hi, dad.
- Hey.Copy !req
624. Hi, Bob.Copy !req
625. Hey, you wanna come over tomorrow
and watch the game?Copy !req
626. Come on, Rhonda's
whipping up a brisket.Copy !req
627. I wish I could,Copy !req
628. but I promised my mom
I'd help her Saturday.Copy !req
629. - Hi, guys.
- Hi, mom.Copy !req
630. Hi, Rhonda.Copy !req
631. Hey, we're gonna take off.Copy !req
632. I invited Shawn over tomorrow
for lunch and the game.Copy !req
633. Oh, great, are you coming?Copy !req
634. You should.Copy !req
635. I don't know,
let me talk to my mom.Copy !req
636. Okay, we'll leave an open
invitation like always.Copy !req
637. - Thanks.
- You want Shawn for lunch tomorrow?Copy !req
638. No.Copy !req
639. - I'll call you when I get home.
- All right.Copy !req
640. You should come tomorrow.Copy !req
641. Bye.Copy !req
642. All right, we're gonnaCopy !req
643. have some fun.Copy !req
644. We're gonna get some!Copy !req
645. The ladies are out tonight.Copy !req
646. Oh, here, here.
This one. Pull over!Copy !req
647. Come on, Murph,
she's a crack whore.Copy !req
648. - No, I like her.
- All right.Copy !req
649. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
650. What's going on, baby?Copy !req
651. What's going on with you?Copy !req
652. How much for a dick suck?Copy !req
653. 15 dollars a person.Copy !req
654. - How much for a hand job?
- Ten.Copy !req
655. How...?Copy !req
656. Fuck you!Copy !req
657. - What's wrong with her?
- She looked awful.Copy !req
658. No she didn't, I liked her.Copy !req
659. Did you see the way
she looked at me?Copy !req
660. She wanted me.Copy !req
661. You're dreaming.Copy !req
662. She did!Copy !req
663. Here, here.Copy !req
664. Look, look. This one,Copy !req
665. come on, stop.
She looks real good.Copy !req
666. Robin, it's Claude.Copy !req
667. What are you doing?Copy !req
668. What are you gonna do tonight?Copy !req
669. Why don't you come to my house,
sneak in.Copy !req
670. No, no, wait. Let's not talk about
tomorrow, let's talk about tonight.Copy !req
671. Come over.Copy !req
672. Come on, man,
you know you want it.Copy !req
673. Sneak in the back door,Copy !req
674. we'll do something,
have fun or something. My mom'sCopy !req
675. asleep and my dad's probably
getting drunk somewhere like always.Copy !req
676. You should come by though.Copy !req
677. All right, then. Forget it.Copy !req
678. Well, we should hook up tomorrow,
we should do something.Copy !req
679. All right, yeah,
I'll bring some for sure.Copy !req
680. Really?Copy !req
681. All right.Copy !req
682. All right, then.
All right. Bye.Copy !req
683. Tight!Copy !req
684. Shit, man.Copy !req
685. We gotta get some pussy.Copy !req
686. - Where's all the women at?
- I don't know.Copy !req
687. Where'd they all go?Copy !req
688. I don't know,
maybe they're all asleep.Copy !req
689. Shit!Copy !req
690. There's a lady at my work
I really want to fuck.Copy !req
691. - Her name's Sam.
- Sam?Copy !req
692. Yeah, Sam.Copy !req
693. Sam, that's a boy's name.Copy !req
694. No, it's a girl's name.Copy !req
695. And she is quite the woman!Copy !req
696. I've seen her bend over
for pencils, her titsCopy !req
697. they just fell out.Copy !req
698. - Fell out?
- Her tits just fell out!Copy !req
699. They just went...Copy !req
700. Both of them came out?Copy !req
701. Both! Shit, I wish I knew where
she lived. We could go there now.Copy !req
702. - You don't know where she lives?
- No, I wish I knew where she lives.Copy !req
703. We could go over there and ask her
to pick up some pencils!Copy !req
704. Dead soldier.Copy !req
705. Shit,Copy !req
706. I wouldn't even mind
fucking my wifeCopy !req
707. if she wasn't
so goddamned wretched!Copy !req
708. - What are you doing?
- It's okay, Claude. It's me, dad.Copy !req
709. Nobody loves me.Copy !req
710. You try to raise your childrenCopy !req
711. in the ways of the Lord so that
when they grow up they will followCopy !req
712. His path.Copy !req
713. "Great whore, Babylon's fallen.Copy !req
714. These are the things among usCopy !req
715. that are unclean,Copy !req
716. the things that swarm
over the earth:Copy !req
717. the gecko,Copy !req
718. the lizard,Copy !req
719. the chameleon, the crocodile,Copy !req
720. the serpents..."Copy !req
721. No.Copy !req
722. Is Curtis a serpent, huh Peaches?Copy !req
723. Does he slither all overCopy !req
724. your unclean body?Copy !req
725. "Oh Babylon the great,Copy !req
726. oh Babylon the great,Copy !req
727. the mother of all harlots.Copy !req
728. The mother of the abomination
of the earth.Copy !req
729. And I saw the women drunken
with the blood of the saintsCopy !req
730. and with the blood
of the martyrs of Jesus.Copy !req
731. - I saw the beast and..."
- Stop it!Copy !req
732. - "The beast will eat the harlot."
- Stop it!Copy !req
733. Shut up, shut up!Copy !req
734. I'll hit you again, goddamnit!Copy !req
735. "And I saw the beastCopy !req
736. will eat the harlot", Peaches,Copy !req
737. "will eat the harlot!Copy !req
738. And she will burn her skin
with fire", Peaches.Copy !req
739. I'm sorry.Copy !req
740. "And I have seen that
out of the mouth of the dragon,Copy !req
741. out of the mouth of the beast,
out of the mouthCopy !req
742. of the false prophet,Copy !req
743. I have seen the unclean spirits
come out!"Copy !req
744. - I won't do it any more!
- And they look like frogs, Peaches.Copy !req
745. I said I won't hurt you any more.Copy !req
746. You've entered the house of sin.Copy !req
747. Popi, forgive me.Copy !req
748. That's your mother's wedding dress.Copy !req
749. When she wore it,
she was a pure virgin.Copy !req
750. A gift from the Lord.Copy !req
751. She has visions your mother.
And before she diedCopy !req
752. she had a visionCopy !req
753. that I was an angel
with three armsCopy !req
754. and thatCopy !req
755. when I died she was going
to escort me to Heaven.Copy !req
756. When God saw us together,
He said that we looked beautiful,Copy !req
757. that we looked like a beautiful
couple together.Copy !req
758. And I smiled,Copy !req
759. and I shook God's handsCopy !req
760. with my three arms.Copy !req
761. And she thought that was nice.Copy !req
762. I'll tell you exactly how I did it.Copy !req
763. Know that this is important,
so I'll tell you exactly right.Copy !req
764. I walked into the kitchen
to get myself a piece of cake.Copy !req
765. It's the Boston Creme cake
with the maraschino cherry topping.Copy !req
766. The kind thatmy grandmother likes
to make for me on special occasions.Copy !req
767. I walked through the den where my
grandfather cheats every Saturday.Copy !req
768. I walked into my grandparents' room
so I could watch them sleeping.Copy !req
769. I was naked so I wouldn't get
blood on my clothes.Copy !req
770. I crawled onto
my grandparents' bedCopy !req
771. and I stabbedCopy !req
772. my grandfather in the neck.Copy !req
773. His skin was thick,Copy !req
774. like leather.Copy !req
775. And he twitched a little,Copy !req
776. like a chicken.Copy !req
777. Then my grandmother woke up.Copy !req
778. I love you, Tate.Copy !req
779. I love you.Copy !req
780. I stabbed her in the breast.Copy !req
781. She looked surprised
to see me there like that.Copy !req
782. I think she died very fast.Copy !req
783. I think she whispered:Copy !req
784. "I love you, Tate."Copy !req
785. She said:Copy !req
786. "I love you, Tate.Copy !req
787. I love you, grandson."Copy !req
788. When I saw them there like that,Copy !req
789. I started to get an erection.Copy !req
790. And then Legs started barking
and I went soft again.Copy !req
791. I killed my grandfatherCopy !req
792. because he is a cheater
who likes to tell war stories.Copy !req
793. And I killed my grandmotherCopy !req
794. because she is
a passive-aggressive bitchCopy !req
795. who doesn't respect my privacy.Copy !req
796. Do you take me to be
your honorable husband?Copy !req
797. I do.Copy !req
798. To have and to holdCopy !req
799. under the sanctity of the Lord
that are in Heaven?Copy !req
800. I do.Copy !req
801. To love and respect me,Copy !req
802. and to never turn on me?Copy !req
803. I do.Copy !req
804. To be with me
in sickness and health?Copy !req
805. I do.Copy !req
806. When I dieCopy !req
807. do you plan to mourn me,Copy !req
808. your only true love,Copy !req
809. to be a widow foreverCopy !req
810. and to think of me often?Copy !req
811. I do.Copy !req
812. If anyone has any objections,Copy !req
813. let them speak nowCopy !req
814. or forever hold their peace.Copy !req
815. You may now kiss the bride.Copy !req
816. Where you gonna go?Copy !req
817. - Where are you off to?
- I'm getting out.Copy !req
818. Well, maybe that's
the right thing to do.Copy !req
819. Maybe you should go.Copy !req
820. - Why are you crying?
- I don't know. Just leave me.Copy !req
821. Don't say that, I know you don't
want to go. You want to stay.Copy !req
822. You've always been
a crybaby about things.Copy !req
823. Yep.Copy !req
824. What else can you do?Copy !req
825. Where else can you go?
With what money?Copy !req
826. How you gonna make it out there if
your daddy's still making you cry?Copy !req
827. You know, you provoke him.Copy !req
828. How come you're always fighting?
He doesn't deserve that.Copy !req
829. I wouldn't give a fuck
if he died!Copy !req
830. - I don't believe that.
- I swear, I wouldn't give a fuck!Copy !req
831. You don't understand.Copy !req
832. I wasn't doing anything.
I was asleep.Copy !req
833. - He does, you're right.
- I know, he was like...Copy !req
834. Could you pass that lovelyCopy !req
835. - salad dressing?
- I made it. It's my own recipe.Copy !req
836. Do you like the salad dressing?Copy !req
837. - It's good.
- She did make it.Copy !req
838. Can I please have
some more iced tea?Copy !req
839. Wow, you said please!Copy !req
840. Do you think you could put any more
butter on that roll, missy?Copy !req
841. Hannah, seriously.Copy !req
842. You like butter just like me.Copy !req
843. - How is the brisket, Bob?
- It's good.Copy !req
844. Yeah? Is it?
I feel like I undercooked it.Copy !req
845. No, no. It's delicious.Copy !req
846. Okay.Copy !req
847. - You like it?
- It's good.Copy !req
848. - Bob, can I have some more brisket?
- Yeah.Copy !req
849. Eat up there, Shawn.
Put hair on your chest.Copy !req
850. Oh my God!Copy !req
851. So embarrassing!Copy !req
852. Make a man out of him.Copy !req
853. Oh, it's almost kickoff.Copy !req
854. Who cares?Copy !req
855. All you care about
is the cheerleaders anyway.Copy !req
856. I always had a lot of cow licks.Copy !req
857. And in my whole life,Copy !req
858. I've never had one true girlfriend.Copy !req
859. When I was little,Copy !req
860. I got caught stealing a stuffed
animal at the amusement park.Copy !req
861. They took me to the holding place
on the back of a golf cart.Copy !req
862. Can you remember
any of your dreams?Copy !req
863. Yeah, sometimes.Copy !req
864. What are they about?Copy !req
865. Mine are about leaving.Copy !req
866. Going to Hawaii or someplace.Copy !req
867. Somewhere where I don't have to be
around all the people I hate.Copy !req
868. Do you have to come back?Copy !req
869. What do you mean?Copy !req
870. Do you come back
and see your friendsCopy !req
871. or do you just not come back?Copy !req
872. That's hard because
it doesn't really happen like that.Copy !req
873. None of this even exists.
Not you or Shawn or anybody.Copy !req
874. It's just all me.Copy !req
875. I can't dream of other places.Copy !req
876. I can't picture in my head
what they look like.Copy !req
877. Everything I think about
looks like here.Copy !req
878. Why are you so ticklish, huh?Copy !req
879. Why you so ticklish?Copy !req
880. Stop!Copy !req
881. Hey Shawn, have you ever read that
book "Island of Paradise"?Copy !req
882. This island where the whole world
philosophy is about having sex.Copy !req
883. They just sit around all day
and fuck each other.Copy !req
884. - Shut up, man.
- No, I'm serious.Copy !req
885. They came up with a way after years
to have sex and not make babies.Copy !req
886. - How?
- I don't know.Copy !req
887. But they fuck like 15 or 16 times
a day and that's their whole life.Copy !req
888. It's like the best society,
nobody fights, everybody gets along.Copy !req
889. All they do is fuck all day long,
just fuck, that's all they ever do.Copy !req
890. It's supposed to be some utopia
society or something, I don't know.Copy !req
891. Okay, I'm ready.Copy !req
892. Okay, you got one?Copy !req
893. Yeah, guess who I am.Copy !req
894. Man or woman?Copy !req
895. Man.Copy !req
896. Are you a singer?Copy !req
897. No.Copy !req
898. Are you famous?Copy !req
899. No, not really.Copy !req
900. Oh, that sucks for you.Copy !req
901. Are you an entertainer?Copy !req
902. No, but I used to be in a band.Copy !req
903. Do we know you?Copy !req
904. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
905. So you're a friend of ours?Copy !req
906. Yes.Copy !req
907. Do you skate?Copy !req
908. Definitely.Copy !req
909. Me too.Copy !req
910. Hints.Copy !req
911. No, wait.
Do you live around here?Copy !req
912. No.Copy !req
913. You're young, we know you
and you don't live around here.Copy !req
914. - Hits, we need hints.
- I'm no longer here.Copy !req
915. I know who it is.Copy !req
916. - You're Tate.
- No, I'm out. I'm no longer living.Copy !req
917. - So you're dead.
- Yeah.Copy !req
918. - Why didn't you say so before?
- You have to guess.Copy !req
919. - That's not fair.
- I hate this game.Copy !req
920. I have no idea.Copy !req
921. You give up?Copy !req
922. You're not gonna give us
any more hints, are you?Copy !req
923. - Who are you?
- Who the fuck are you?Copy !req
924. Ken Park
got his girlfriend pregnant.Copy !req
925. Two.Copy !req
926. He took a job working
at a hot dog stand.Copy !req
927. Another day, another dog.Copy !req
928. Do you want to keep it?Copy !req
929. I don't know.Copy !req
930. I don't want to be no baby killer.Copy !req
931. Aren't you glad
your mom didn't abort you?Copy !req