1. HEY, WELCOME BACK, MAX.Copy !req
2. THOUGHT YOU'D GET AWAY
FROM US, HUH? LET GO OF ME!Copy !req
3. DON'T TELL ME THIS IS
NOTHING ABOUT LUNCH MONEY.Copy !req
4. IT'S A MATH PROBLEM. IF
WE TOOK ALL THE DOUGH...Copy !req
5. FROM A DORK ON THE
FLOOR, WOULD IT BE ENOUGH?Copy !req
6. TWO DOLLARS AND SEVENTY CENTS?
WE'RE GONNA BE LIVING LARGE ON THIS.Copy !req
7. IF YOU GUYS WANT A REAL SCORE... YEAH?Copy !req
8. IT'S THE WHOLESALE
MART. FIFTH AND BROADWAY.Copy !req
9. ROLEXES, GOLD CHAINS, WHO KNOWS WHAT.Copy !req
10. THIRD AISLE, LOCKER 882, UPSTAIRS.Copy !req
11. AND ALL YOU NEED IS... THIS.Copy !req
12. WE'LL BE IN TOUCH. LATER... LOSER.Copy !req
13. COME ON, MAN. COME ON, MAN. WHAT A WUSS!Copy !req
14. ANOTHER ALIEN ABDUCTION, MAXWELL?Copy !req
15. THEY WANTED MY OPTIC LOBES,
BUT THEY DIDN'T GET A THING.Copy !req
16. THE KEY TO THE SUPPLY
CLOSET, MAXWELL. THE KEY?Copy !req
17. TO THE SUPPLY CLOSET.Copy !req
18. OH, I LEFT IT IN THE DOOR, MRS. DUKE.Copy !req
19. AND YOU ALSO LEFT US WITHOUT ENOUGH
TIME TO HEAR YOUR LITTLE PRESENTATION.Copy !req
20. BUT I WANT TO HEAR IT ANYWAY,
RIGHT HERE AFTER SCHOOL!Copy !req
21. I'M HOME! DON'T TELL ME.Copy !req
22. YOU WERE KIDNAPPED BY
GYPSIES AND SOLD TO THE CIRCUS.Copy !req
23. HEY, CAN I HELP IT IF MRS. DUKE IS REALLY A
VERY ANGRY MAN TRAPPED IN A WOMAN'S BODY?Copy !req
24. OH, I SEE. ANOTHER HOMEWORK MALFUNCTION.Copy !req
25. AND, GOSH, WHAT A SURPRISE, DETENTION.Copy !req
26. BUT, YOU KNOW, THE ONLY GOOD NEWS IS...Copy !req
27. YOU WEREN'T HERE...Copy !req
28. WHEN WE WERE ROBBED.Copy !req
29. WHAT KIND OF MANIAC WOULD
STEAL THE MOTOR TO OUR HOOVER?Copy !req
30. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COME HOME
TODAY AND HELP ME CLEAN UP, REMEMBER?Copy !req
31. - IT'S JUST TRAVIS.
- WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?Copy !req
32. YOU TOLD ME, MEN ARE LIKE BUSES.
THERE'S ALWAYS ANOTHER ONE.Copy !req
33. I NEVER SAID...Copy !req
34. YOU KNOW THAT THIS IS THE ONLY
DAY THAT I DON'T WORK A DOUBLE SHIFT,Copy !req
35. AND I REALLY WANTED THE
HOUSE TO LOOK NICE FOR TRAVIS.Copy !req
36. MOM, IT'S NOT LIKE HE
LIVES HERE OR ANYTHING.Copy !req
37. YOUR FEET? WHAT IS THIS?Copy !req
38. WHAT IS THIS? HUH? WHAT HAVE
YOU GOT HERE, DREADLOCKS? OW.Copy !req
39. NO, WAIT, LOOK. IT'S A
TINY, LIVING CREATURE.Copy !req
40. WHO PUT A SQUIRREL IN YOUR SHORTS? MAX...Copy !req
41. - TRY AND LOOK LIKE THIS GUY.
- I HATE THAT PICTURE.Copy !req
42. MAX, WE HAVE TO TALK.Copy !req
43. HEY, GUYS. OH, HEY. WE'RE IN HERE.Copy !req
44. LOOKING GOOD, MAX.Copy !req
45. YOU'RE NOT LOOKING SO BAD EITHER.Copy !req
46. MAX, YOU EVER HEAR OF A
GUY NAMED BUSTER KEATON?Copy !req
47. ISN'T HE SOME DEAD
BLACK-AND-WHITE GUY? APPARENTLY.Copy !req
48. BUT HE'S A VERY FUNNY DEAD
GUY. YOU TELL HIM? TELL ME WHAT?Copy !req
49. HELLO?Copy !req
50. MAX, UM...Copy !req
51. TRAVIS AND I... WANT TO GET ENGAGED.Copy !req
52. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST COMING OVER FOR RIBS.Copy !req
53. WE WANTED TO WAIT 'TIL ALL
OF THE PAPERS WERE SIGNED.Copy !req
54. "PAPERS"? THE DIVORCE PAPERS.Copy !req
55. THERE WERE SOME THINGS
LEFT UNSIGNED BY YOUR FATHER.Copy !req
56. MY FATHER? BUT I THOUGHT
YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHERE HE WAS.Copy !req
57. I DIDN'T. LISTEN, MAX,Copy !req
58. WHAT MATTERS NOW IS YOU AND YOUR
MOM CAN MOVE ON WITH YOUR LIVES.Copy !req
59. - THAT'S WHY WE WANT TO GET ENGAGED.
- WAIT, WHAT ABOUT ME?Copy !req
60. WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK ME? MAX...Copy !req
61. WHAT ABOUT ME?Copy !req
62. MAX.Copy !req
63. WELL... NOW HE KNOWS.Copy !req
64. HEY, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU!Copy !req
65. GET HIM! COME ON, MAN! COME ON!Copy !req
66. COME ON! GET OVER HERE, MAN!Copy !req
67. - YEAH, GO GET HIM!
- WATCH IT!Copy !req
68. HEY, COME HERE, YOU LITTLE CON ARTIST!Copy !req
69. THERE ARE NO GOLD
WATCHES, NO GOLD NECKLACES!Copy !req
70. WE'LL GET YA! WE GOT HIM NOW!Copy !req
71. UNDERSTAND... YOU'RE
MESSING WITH MY LITTLE BROTHER.Copy !req
72. DON'T TELL ME. THEY COULDN'T
FIT THE KEY IN THE LOCK?Copy !req
73. THERE WERE NO LOCKERS.
AND YOUR MAP WAS CRAP.Copy !req
74. SO THERE'S ONLY ONE
PLACE THIS THING'S GONNA FIT.Copy !req
75. AND IT AIN'T MRS. DUKE'S SUPPLY CLOSET.Copy !req
76. COME ON!Copy !req
77. WHERE YOU GOING?Copy !req
78. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING IN THERE?Copy !req
79. GET OUTTA THERE!Copy !req
80. WHERE'D HE GO?Copy !req
81. GO! I'M GOING AROUND!Copy !req
82. GO AROUND! LET'S GO!Copy !req
83. LET'S GET HIM, BOYS!Copy !req
84. OH, NO!Copy !req
85. COME ON. WE GOT HIM NOW.Copy !req
86. HI. YOU LITTLE TURD!Copy !req
87. YOU THINK YOU GOT SKILLS?Copy !req
88. CAN WE JUST PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED?Copy !req
89. WHO... DARE TO WAKE ME?Copy !req
90. AIN'T GONNA MAKE THIS A MYSTERY.Copy !req
91. DON'T WANNA DO TIME ON YOUR WISHES THREE.Copy !req
92. WATCH IT, BOY! YOU DON'T WANT TO DIS ME!Copy !req
93. OR I'll DISH OUT MY MISERY.Copy !req
94. NOW, WHO'S THAT SORRY
WANNA-BE THAT DISTURBED MY Z's?Copy !req
95. LET'S GET OUTTA HERE! GO ON! GO, GO!Copy !req
96. GET OUT OF MY WAY!Copy !req
97. IF YOU WANT TO BE NUMBER ONE,
I'M SORRY, BOY, THAT'S BEEN DONE!Copy !req
98. BUT IF YOU GOT THE ITCHES
FOR A SACK OF RICHES,Copy !req
99. DON'T MATTER HOW AVARICIOUS,Copy !req
100. I'M THE MAN THAT COULD GRANT YOUR WISHES!Copy !req
101. HEY, DON'T TURN YOUR BUTT ON ME!Copy !req
102. I'M THE MAN OF THE AGES,
STRAIGHT OUT OF THE PAGES!Copy !req
103. HANG ON! I'M CONTAGIOUS,
OUTRAGEOUS, SPONTANEOUS!Copy !req
104. YOU CAN'T CONTAIN THIS!Copy !req
105. I AM KAZAAM!Copy !req
106. I'M REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU.
WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?Copy !req
107. MAKE YOUR THREE WISHES, AND I'M OUT OF YOUR
FACE, BACK IN MY BOX AND OUT OF THIS PLACE.Copy !req
108. LISTEN, MR. PSYCHOPATHIC
DORK IN THE BASEMENT,Copy !req
109. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE ORDERING ANYBODY!Copy !req
110. DO YOU REALIZE WHO I AM? I'M YOUR GENIE!Copy !req
111. IN THAT CASE, I WISH I WAS AS
BIG AS YOU, BUT NOT SO STUPID.Copy !req
112. THAT'S NOT A WISH! THAT'S AN INSULT!Copy !req
113. BESIDES, I DON'T DO THOSE KIND
OF WISHES. I DO MATERIAL WISHES.Copy !req
114. SEE? THINGS. STUFF. YOU
GOTTA WANT SOMETHING, KID.Copy !req
115. LISTEN, YOU WANT TO PULL THE WOOL OVER
SOMEONE'S EYES? GO GET A SHEEP, OKAY?Copy !req
116. LISTEN, IT'S ONLY 'CAUSE THIS WORLD
REALLY, REALLY GIVES ME TENSION...Copy !req
117. THAT I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING
I DON'T ORDINARILY DO.Copy !req
118. I'M GOING TO BEG.Copy !req
119. NOW, MAKE A WISH. PLEASE? OKAY.Copy !req
120. ALL RIGHT, OKAY. GIVE ME A CAR.Copy !req
121. BLACK JAGUAR-XKE.Copy !req
122. YES! YES, YES!Copy !req
123. JAGUAR? BLACK? XKE.Copy !req
124. JAGUAR, BLACK. BETTER STAND BACK.Copy !req
125. I AM KAZAAM!Copy !req
126. JAGUAR, BLACK, RIGHT? YEAH.Copy !req
127. OKAY. KAZAAM!Copy !req
128. OKAY, WELL, YOU JUST STAY
HERE. I'M GONNA GO NOW.Copy !req
129. UH-OH. HEY, KAZOO?Copy !req
130. HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY.Copy !req
131. KAZOO? OH, KAZOO.Copy !req
132. SAY NIGHTY-NIGHT. KAZOO. KAZOO.Copy !req
133. COME ON, YOU GOTTA EAT. NO, I'M NOT...Copy !req
134. PLEASE. LOOK, IT'S DELICIOUS.
NO, I'M REALLY... TRAVIS, NO.Copy !req
135. IT'S VERY EASY. COME ON.Copy !req
136. PLEASE. JUST HOLD THEM
BETWEEN YOUR FINGERS LIKE THIS.Copy !req
137. TRAVIS, I KNOW... SQUEEZE A LITTLE.Copy !req
138. HE'S IN THE HOUSE. MAX,
HONEY, IS THAT YOU? MAX?Copy !req
139. HEY, HEY... HONEY, WHAT
HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?Copy !req
140. I'M OKAY, ALL RIGHT? WHO DID THIS TO YOU?Copy !req
141. MAX, WHAT HAPPENED TO
YOUR... JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!Copy !req
142. MAX.Copy !req
143. I'll HANDLE IT. NO, I
REALLY THINK I SHOULD.Copy !req
144. PLEASE.Copy !req
145. MAX?Copy !req
146. MAX, CAN I COME IN?Copy !req
147. WOW. THAT'S REALLY GREAT. YOU FINISHED IT.Copy !req
148. HEY, YOU'RE NOT BUILDING A
NEUTRON BOMB OVER HERE, ARE YOU?Copy !req
149. THAT COULD BE A LITTLE
DANGEROUS. DON'T TOUCH THAT.Copy !req
150. YOU OKAY?Copy !req
151. YOU WANT TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
152. YOU DON'T LIKE ME VERY MUCH, DO YOU?Copy !req
153. LISTEN, MAX, I DON'T INTEND TO
TAKE THE PLACE OF YOUR FATHER.Copy !req
154. IT'S JUST THAT I LOVE YOUR
MOM, AND I WANT TO MARRY HER.Copy !req
155. I'D LIKE US TO BE FRIENDS.Copy !req
156. ANYTIME YOU WANT TO TALK... I'll BE HERE.Copy !req
157. MOM?Copy !req
158. "TUNA. HOME AT 3:00." SURE.Copy !req
159. "NICHOLAS MATTEO."Copy !req
160. WHAT THE...Copy !req
161. DON'T YOU WISH YOU HAD
ONE OF THESE? HOW DID YOU...Copy !req
162. WHAT... ARE YOU LIKE REALLY
LONELY OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
163. HEY. HEY, HOLD YOUR CAMELS.Copy !req
164. I'VE BEEN DOING THIS GENIE
STUFF FOR ABOUT 5,000 YEARS.Copy !req
165. IT'S NOT ALL IT'S CRACKED
UP TO BE. I'M SURE.Copy !req
166. BUT I'll TELL YOU WHAT. WHY DON'T
WE START OFF WITH SOMETHING SMALL...Copy !req
167. AND WORK OUR WAY UP TO SOMETHING BIG?Copy !req
168. BUT LET'S JUST GET IT DONE.Copy !req
169. ALL RIGHT? WHY DO I GET THE
FEELING YOU'LL NEVER GO AWAY?Copy !req
170. WOW. YOU LIVE HERE?Copy !req
171. YEAH, I BUILT IT MYSELF TOO.Copy !req
172. HEY, KID! WE'RE CLOSED!Copy !req
173. WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN? BEAT IT!Copy !req
174. BEAT IT!Copy !req
175. YOU WANT ME TO TURN HIM INTO
A DOG OR A CAT OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
176. YOUR WISHES ARE JUST SO SPECTACULAR,Copy !req
177. I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD BEAR ANOTHER
ONE RIGHT NOW. OH, BACK THERE?Copy !req
178. YOUR FIRST WISH? THAT KIND OF
THING COULD HAPPEN TO ANY GENIE.Copy !req
179. I WAS JUST A LITTLE BIT RUSTY. YOU KNOW...Copy !req
180. I BET THEY REALLY MISS YOU AND THE
NICE BUILDING WITH THE PADDED WALLS.Copy !req
181. HEY, JULIE, I NEED SOME
MORE FINISHING NAILS!Copy !req
182. YO, YO, YO. CHECK ONE, TWO.Copy !req
183. BOTTOM, BOTTOM.Copy !req
184. OH, EXCUSE ME, SIR. I'D LIKE
TO SPEAK TO MR. MATTEO.Copy !req
185. WHO?Copy !req
186. YOUR MOTHER.Copy !req
187. I SAID I WANTED THE BAR STOCKED
BEFORE THE SOUND CHECK!Copy !req
188. HOW MUCH?Copy !req
189. HELLO. WILL YOU HURRY UP OVER THERE?Copy !req
190. WHO AM I TALKING TO? PAUL SHEA, LINE THREE.Copy !req
191. MR. SHEA, NICK MATTEO. HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
192. HEY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE
TO HELP ME OUT, MR. SHEA.Copy !req
193. LOOK, WHAT I'M SAYING
IS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE...Copy !req
194. THE BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE SET
ASIDE ESPECIALLY FOR YOU TONIGHT.Copy !req
195. WE'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU,
PAUL. UH-HUH. YEAH, I'll SEE YOU TONIGHT.Copy !req
196. CINDI, IF I WANTED PRESSED TURKEY,
I WOULD HAVE RUN OVER MYSELF.Copy !req
197. - ANYBODY GOT ANY GUM?
- I DO.Copy !req
198. - WHO ARE YOU?
- I'M... MAX.Copy !req
199. THEO, YOU CALL A MESSENGER?Copy !req
200. NO, I DIDN'T CALL ANYBODY. PSST.Copy !req
201. TRY DOWNSTAIRS, KID.Copy !req
202. HEY, HEY, I LIKE IT! I'M SERIOUS! THIS
WHOLE, YOU KNOW, SEEN-THE-STREET THING.Copy !req
203. TELL ME, YOU BOOKED IN OR YOU JUST
COME HERE TO SCARE THE HELL OUT OF US?Copy !req
204. THANK YOU.Copy !req
205. SO, TOUGH GUY, WHO WAS THAT LOSER?Copy !req
206. THAT WAS MY FATHER.Copy !req
207. HEY-DEE, HI-DEE-HO.Copy !req
208. WAS THAT GUY REALLY YOUR FATHER?Copy !req
209. ACTED LIKE HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU.Copy !req
210. LOOK, HE HASN'T SEEN ME IN A LONG TIME.Copy !req
211. I WAS TWO, OKAY?Copy !req
212. WHERE DID HE GO? AWAY.Copy !req
213. THAT'S A LONG TIME AWAY.Copy !req
214. I MEAN, IT'S NOT TWO OR THREE
THOUSAND YEARS, BUT THAT'S A LONG TIME.Copy !req
215. WELL, HE'S BACK NOW, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
216. AND THINGS ARE GONNA BE DIFFERENT. COOL.Copy !req
217. SO HOW COME YOU DIDN'T
TELL HIM WHO YOU WERE?Copy !req
218. - WHAT DO YOU CARE?
- WHO SAYS I DID?Copy !req
219. - WHY DON'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?
- IS THAT A WISH?Copy !req
220. IS THAT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT?Copy !req
221. LOOK, YOU LITTLE FART,Copy !req
222. YOU CALLED ME INTO THIS MESS OF A WORLD.Copy !req
223. - I DIDN'T CALL ANYBODY.
- YOU POPPED THE BOX, SO MAKE A WISH!Copy !req
224. WISH FOR A CASTLE, A FANCY CHARIOT!Copy !req
225. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU
DO. I GOTTA OBEY THE RULES.Copy !req
226. I CAN'T SHOW MY MAGIC TO ANYBODY BUT YOU,Copy !req
227. AND I CAN'T GET BACK INTO MY BOX
UNTIL YOU MAKE YOUR THREE WISHES.Copy !req
228. NOW, DEAL WITH IT!Copy !req
229. - DEAL WITH THIS!
- HEY!Copy !req
230. MY TURN.Copy !req
231. WHOA! WHOA!Copy !req
232. WHAT I GOTTA DO, KID?Copy !req
233. LET'S GO! YOU'RE ON MY TURF NOW!Copy !req
234. YOU'LL BE SORRY!Copy !req
235. COME BACK HERE!Copy !req
236. OH, MAX.Copy !req
237. OH, NO! REMEMBER ME?
MAKE YOUR THREE WISHES.Copy !req
238. I WISH YOU'D GO AWAY! LEAVE ME ALONE!Copy !req
239. - I'M GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT!
- DREAM ON, LOSER!Copy !req
240. NO WAY I'M LOSING THIS RACE, BUDDY.Copy !req
241. KAZAAM!Copy !req
242. I'M BACK! TAKE A BREAK, KID.
YOU'RE GONNA NEED IT FOR THIS.Copy !req
243. WHOO! DON'T GET ALL HYSTERICAL.Copy !req
244. SAY THANK YOU FOR YOUR MIRACLE.Copy !req
245. - YOU ARE A GENIE!
- WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOUR TONGUE IS BROKEN?Copy !req
246. AT A TIME LIKE THIS, YOU SHOULD BE STOKIN'.Copy !req
247. YOU KNOW THE RULES, NOW COMPLY.Copy !req
248. KAZAAM, HE GOT UNLIMITED SUPPLY!Copy !req
249. YOU'LL GIVE ME ANYTHING?Copy !req
250. COME ON, BOY, YOU'RE NOT GONNA DIE.Copy !req
251. OPEN YOUR EYES. DON'T ASK WHY.Copy !req
252. JUST GIVE IT A TRY.Copy !req
253. THEN, THEN, I WISH I HAD JUNK FOOD...Copy !req
254. FROM HERE TO THE SKY.
WHY NOT? HIGHER THAN HIGH.Copy !req
255. THEN YOU GOT JUNK FOOD
FROM HERE TO THE SKY!Copy !req
256. I AM KAZAAM!Copy !req
257. THAT'S IT? A HAPPY MEAL?Copy !req
258. OH, GREAT.Copy !req
259. I'M OUTTA HERE!Copy !req
260. LOOK OUT!Copy !req
261. OW.Copy !req
262. SO... WHERE'S THE HOT CHOCOLATE?Copy !req
263. TWO MORE. MAKE THIS A
NIGHT YOU'LL NEVER FORGET.Copy !req
264. WAIT A SECOND.Copy !req
265. YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME THAT WAS A WISH?Copy !req
266. LIKE THE MAIN MAN DID WITH THE LOAVES
AND THE FISH. NO, NO, NO. AND STOP RHYMING!Copy !req
267. I WISH...Copy !req
268. I JUST WISH MY MOM AND
DAD WOULD FALL BACK IN LOVE.Copy !req
269. LOVE? KID, I TOLD YOU,
KAZAAM DON'T DO ETHEREAL.Copy !req
270. - "ETHEREAL"?
- YEAH. LOVE, HOPE, TALKING TO GOD, RAISING THE DEAD.Copy !req
271. ETHEREAL. BUT I AM MR. MATERIAL,
AND MY STUFF AIN'T TOO SHABBY.Copy !req
272. THREE-STORY MANSION, A SACK OF
GOLD, A WHOLE LAND OF MILK AND HONEY...Copy !req
273. IF THAT'S STILL IN.Copy !req
274. HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO
COME UP WITH THE WISHES?Copy !req
275. NOW WOULD BE HIGHLY ADVISABLE.Copy !req
276. - COME ON, LET'S GO.
- BUT I CAN WAIT, CAN'T I?Copy !req
277. SO... UNTIL I MAKE THOSE LAST TWO WISHES,Copy !req
278. I OWN YOU, DON'T I?Copy !req
279. TECHNICALLY.Copy !req
280. WELCOME TO MY LIFE.Copy !req
281. LOSE THE POINTY SHOES.Copy !req
282. I'M HUNGRY. I'M NOT.Copy !req
283. IT'S LUNCHTIME. NOT ACCORDING TO MY WATCH.Copy !req
284. HEY, MY FOSSIL WATCH!Copy !req
285. HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?Copy !req
286. HUH?Copy !req
287. WHAT? EW!Copy !req
288. LOOK, GODZILLA, I WISH YOU'D JUST...Copy !req
289. WISH I'D JUST WHAT? IS THAT A WISH?Copy !req
290. LET ME MAKE THIS PERFECTLY
CLEAR. NEXT TIME YOU DO THAT,Copy !req
291. I'M DONATING YOUR BRAIN TO SCIENCE, OKAY?Copy !req
292. LOOK, ALL YOU GOTTA DO...Copy !req
293. IS MAKE YOUR LAST TWO WISHES...Copy !req
294. MR. MOHAMMED ALI...Copy !req
295. AND I'M OUTTA HERE. SURE.Copy !req
296. ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT! LET'S GO!Copy !req
297. COME ON! LET'S GO RIGHT NOW! COME ON!Copy !req
298. YOUR WHOLE WAY OF THINKING
REALLY GIVES ME TENSION, KID. COME ON!Copy !req
299. THE NAME ISN'T "KID." IT'S MAX.Copy !req
300. YOU'RE GONNA DO WHATEVER I WANT.Copy !req
301. AND THEN, ONLY THEN, WILL I MAKE
MY WISH. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?Copy !req
302. GOOD.Copy !req
303. THIS WHOLE
"I-GOTTA-GET-THE-GUTS-TO-TALK-TO-DAD"...Copy !req
304. ISN'T GONNA TAKE YEARS, IS IT? BITE ME.Copy !req
305. I'M REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT
THIS GETTING SOMETHING TO EAT.Copy !req
306. IT FEELS LIKE I'M GETTING SHORTER.Copy !req
307. STAY HERE AND TRY NOT TO HURT YOURSELF!Copy !req
308. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
309. THIS ISN'T A TOY STORE.Copy !req
310. UNLESS... YOU WANT TO PLAY...Copy !req
311. - MY GAME.
- IMPRESSIVE.Copy !req
312. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DA BRAT!Copy !req
313. HOW ARE YOU? WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
314. WE'RE GONNA MAKE THE HOTTEST
LIVE RECORDING ANYONE'S EVER HEARD!Copy !req
315. YEAH! HOW YOU DOIN'? SPANKY, COME
OVER HERE. I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEONE.Copy !req
316. I WANT YOU TO MEET MY BODYGUARD,
SPANKY. YEAH, YEAH. BODYGUARD?Copy !req
317. WHAT'S UP? HE KIND OF SMALL, DON'T
YOU THINK? I DON'T NEED MUCH PROTECTION.Copy !req
318. WE'LL SEE MR. MATTEO?
ABOUT THAT. GET OFF ME!Copy !req
319. MR. MATTEO, I FOUND THIS KID
WANDERING AROUND BACKSTAGE.Copy !req
320. YOU? WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE? WHAT'S YOUR NAME?Copy !req
321. MAX.Copy !req
322. WHO LET THIS KID IN HERE?
WHAT'S THIS, AN AMUSEMENT PARK?Copy !req
323. WELL, MACK, THE TOUR IS OVER.Copy !req
324. IT'S NOT MACK. IT'S MAX.Copy !req
325. MAXWELL.Copy !req
326. - OKAY, MAXWELL.
- CONNOR.Copy !req
327. MAXWELL CONNOR.Copy !req
328. YOU'RE MY SON.Copy !req
329. HEY, EVERYBODY, QUIET DOWN,
QUIET DOWN! CHECK THIS OUT!Copy !req
330. THIS IS MY BOY, MAXWELL MATTEO.Copy !req
331. - I WANT YOU TO MEET EVERYBODY. THIS IS CINDI.
- HI, MAX.Copy !req
332. - AND THIS IS FRANKIE OVER HERE.
- HEY.Copy !req
333. AND THAT'S THEO OVER THERE.
AND YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS.Copy !req
334. - WHAT'S UP, LITTLE MAX?
- COME OVER HERE.Copy !req
335. AND THIS AMAZING WONDER
IS ASIA MOON. SON OF A GUN.Copy !req
336. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! LOOK HOW
BIG YOU GOT! THIS IS MY SON.Copy !req
337. CHAMPAGNE? WHAT, ARE
YOU STUPID? HE'S A KID.Copy !req
338. GET THAT OUTTA HERE. HEY,
DON'T WE HAVE SOME PIZZA COMIN'?Copy !req
339. YOU LIKE PIZZA, KID? COME OVER HERE.
I WANT YOU TO CHECK SOMETHING OUT.Copy !req
340. YOU LIKE MUSIC? COME HERE. SIT
DOWN, SIT DOWN. LISTEN TO THIS.Copy !req
341. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? IS
THIS PLACE SMOKIN' OR WHAT?Copy !req
342. - HOW OLD ARE YOU?
- TWELVE.Copy !req
343. THREE LARGE, TWO MEDIUM. PIZZA
'ZAAM'S HERE TO BUST THE TEDIUM.Copy !req
344. WHAT? MAYBE A FOOTBALL OR A BASKETBALL?Copy !req
345. I DON'T THINK REWARDING HIM IS A VERY GOOD
IDEA RIGHT NOW. IT'S NOT TO REWARD HIM.Copy !req
346. HI, GUYS. IT'S TO STRAIGHTEN HIM OUT.Copy !req
347. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, HMM?
NOT AT SCHOOL. YOU ARE GROUNDED!Copy !req
348. - I'VE REALLY HAD IT THIS TIME, MAX.
- HOLD IT, HOLD IT.Copy !req
349. TWO DAYS YOU HAVE NOT BEEN...
WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE, ALICE.Copy !req
350. WHAT? WHY DON'T WE SIT DOWN AND TALK?Copy !req
351. - BECAUSE I AM NOT FINISHED.
- I'M A LITTLE BUSY.Copy !req
352. OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
ONE SECOND, MR. CONNOR.Copy !req
353. YOU KNOW, WE ARE GOING TO START
CHANGING THE WAY THINGS WORK AROUND HERE.Copy !req
354. FROM NOW ON, YOU'RE GONNA COME HOME FROM
SCHOOL, AND YOU'RE GONNA START DOING CHORES.Copy !req
355. - "CHORES"?
- YES, CHORES.Copy !req
356. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CHORES? MILK
THE COWS, FEED CHICKENS? I DON'T GET IT.Copy !req
357. MAX, THIS IS EXACTLY THE
THING... ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
358. THAT IS REALLY PUTTING ME OVER THE
EDGE. WAIT A MINUTE. FORGET CHORES.Copy !req
359. FORGET CHORES. WHAT WE
MEAN IS, WE WANT TO HELP YOU.Copy !req
360. WE'RE GONNA GET YOU A TUTOR, AND I'D
LIKE TO START PICKING YOU UP AFTER SCHOOL.Copy !req
361. HE'S NOT PICKING ME UP AFTER SCHOOL. I
DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU, ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
362. YOU'RE NOT MY FATHER. YOU
WILL NEVER BE MY FATHER!Copy !req
363. - YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH.
- WATCH YOURS! YOU LIED TO ME!Copy !req
364. YOU TOLD ME MY FATHER WASN'T
HERE, BUT HE IS! I'VE SEEN HIM!Copy !req
365. MAX.Copy !req
366. PLEASE. WAIT.Copy !req
367. YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
368. I DID LIE.Copy !req
369. YOUR FATHER SHOWED UP A
COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO AND...Copy !req
370. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
371. WHY DID HE LEAVE?Copy !req
372. SOMETIMES THINGS JUST DON'T
TURN OUT THE WAY YOU PLAN.Copy !req
373. I KNOW THAT I'M NOT THE BEST
MOTHER IN THE WORLD, MAX,Copy !req
374. BUT I WANT YOU TO HAVE A REAL FATHER,Copy !req
375. ONE WHO'S AROUND, WHO YOU CAN COUNT ON.Copy !req
376. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? NO.Copy !req
377. SO, TOUGH GUY...Copy !req
378. - WHAT'S "GROUNDED"?
- SOMETHING I'M NOT!Copy !req
379. MY DAD SAYS IT'S THE BLOOD THAT COUNTS.Copy !req
380. I'll GET A JOB! I'll SHOW THEM!Copy !req
381. MAYBE I'll EVEN BE A PERSONAL
ASSISTANT! I'll SHOW THEM ALL!Copy !req
382. ONCE I KNOW THE BUSINESS AND
STUFF, I CAN EVEN HAVE A BAND MYSELF.Copy !req
383. MY DAD WILL MANAGE US.
PRETTY BIG DREAMS, KID.Copy !req
384. WHAT DO YOU KNOW? YOU LIVE IN A BOX!Copy !req
385. BOOM BOX, THAT IS. SO WHAT?Copy !req
386. EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE, SOMEONE DRAGS ME OUT.Copy !req
387. AND I DO SEE THINGS.Copy !req
388. LIKE A WHOLE BUNCH OF SILLY PEOPLE,
COUNTING ON A WHOLE BUNCH OF SILLY WISHES.Copy !req
389. LET ME BE THE FIRST TO TELL YOU, THE
FUTURE DON'T ALWAYS FOLLOW THE PLAN.Copy !req
390. BECAUSE THE PLAN SUCKS BIG TIME!Copy !req
391. SEE, I'M MAKING MY FUTURE HERE, KAZ,Copy !req
392. AND THE NEXT STEP IS TWO ALL-ACCESS
PASSES TO TONIGHT'S CONCERT.Copy !req
393. DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU, BOYS.Copy !req
394. I THINK I'M GONNA WAIT OUTSIDE, MAX.Copy !req
395. NO WAY, MAN. THIS IS COOL!Copy !req
396. ROCKY, BULLWINKLE, SHALL WE?Copy !req
397. COME ON, ROCKY.Copy !req
398. BUDDY, IT'S LIKE TRYING TO
HIDE A TANKER BEHIND A SAILBOAT.Copy !req
399. WHAT IF THEY DON'T LIKE ME?
THEY ALREADY DON'T LIKE YOU.Copy !req
400. THE QUESTION IS, WHAT
ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?Copy !req
401. GET SET FOR MY TETE-A-TETE-TETE.Copy !req
402. OH, MR. MALIK.Copy !req
403. YOUR CLUB... WHAT A PLACE.Copy !req
404. - I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE HOT.
- I ALWAYS DELIVER...Copy !req
405. MORE THAN I PROMISE.Copy !req
406. OH! SO DO I.Copy !req
407. I'VE GOT LOTS OF CLIENTS...Copy !req
408. I'M LOOKING FOR MR. MATTEO.Copy !req
409. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
410. YOU TOOK THIS JOB, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!Copy !req
411. NO, I WAS HIRED TO RECORD A LIVE
PERFORMANCE, NOT BOOTLEG A LEGIT ALBUM!Copy !req
412. I QUIT! GET OVER HERE!Copy !req
413. THE LAST ONE OF THESE TAPES WAS
WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS TO MALIK.Copy !req
414. 'CAUSE PIRACY'S A FELONY, NICK. I
DON'T WANT TO BE INVOLVED. OH, R...Copy !req
415. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? GET OUTTA
HERE! LET ME PAINT A PICTURE FOR YOU, ED.Copy !req
416. FINE. GO AHEAD YOU ARE INVOLVED!Copy !req
417. NO, I'M NOT INVOLVED. I
SAID GET OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
418. I QUIT, NICK! DAD...Copy !req
419. IT'S NOT MY PROBLEM ANYMORE! I GOT 50,000
BLANKS COMING IN OUR LITTLE LOADING DOCK!Copy !req
420. - YOU BETTER HAVE THAT TAPE READY BY 3:00!
- DAD!Copy !req
421. FORGET ABOUT IT, NICK. I
TOLD YOU TO GET OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
422. I'M TELLIN' YA, I'M OUTTA HERE! SHUT UP!Copy !req
423. YOU STAY THERE.Copy !req
424. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
HERE? ARE YOU LOOKING FOR TROUBLE?Copy !req
425. DAD, I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST GONNA
BE YOU AND I. THERE IS NO "YOU AND I."Copy !req
426. DAD. GET OUT AND STAY OUT!Copy !req
427. BUT, DAD, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
428. I TOLD YOU SPINDERELLA
WOULD PACK THE HOUSE.Copy !req
429. YOU MEAN YOU'VE DONE YOUR JOB. GOOD BOY.Copy !req
430. BUT WHAT I AM REALLY
INTERESTED IN IS THIS MAN.Copy !req
431. I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS. JUST SOME GUY.Copy !req
432. YOU GOTTA WATCH FOR THESE THINGS, NICK.Copy !req
433. YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR
EYES OPEN FOR NEW TALENT.Copy !req
434. YOU GOTTA LOOK FOR THE SPARKLE.Copy !req
435. NICK TELLS ME WHAT A GOOD MAN YOU ARE.Copy !req
436. I'M COUNTING ON IT.Copy !req
437. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
438. I DIDN'T KNOW SPINDERELLA OPENED
THE SHOW WITH A DWARF TOSSING.Copy !req
439. WHERE'D YOU FIND THIS, TRASH DUMPSTER?Copy !req
440. NO, I WAS IN THERE, ALL RIGHT?
YEAH, I SUPPOSE YOU GOT...Copy !req
441. A KEY TO THE STUDIO. LOOK, I WAS
ALL OVER. I WAS IN THE V.I.P. SECTION.Copy !req
442. I CAN GO WHEREVER I WANT. I GOT PULL.Copy !req
443. - OH, HE'S GOT PULL NOW. PULL THIS.
- YEAH.Copy !req
444. I'M TELLIN' THE TRUTH. THEY'RE DOIN' A
LIVE RECORDING WORTH A MILLION BUCKS.Copy !req
445. THEY'RE TAPING IT RIGHT NOW. IF I WANTED
TO, I COULD GO STRAIGHT BACK IN THERE,Copy !req
446. STRAIGHT TO THE RECORDING BOOTH
AND PUT THE TAPE IN YOUR HANDS.Copy !req
447. HEY... YOU MEAN THAT, HOMIE?Copy !req
448. YEAH. YEAH, I DO.Copy !req
449. SOMETHING NEW ON THE PLATE?Copy !req
450. HIM? HE'S TALL, MALIK.Copy !req
451. DON'T MISTAKE THAT FOR INTERESTING.Copy !req
452. I WAS RAISED TO FIND
EVERYTHING INTERESTING.Copy !req
453. HE'S GOT A SECRET BIGGER THAN HE IS.Copy !req
454. KNOW A PERSON'S SECRET, YOU OWN THEM.Copy !req
455. BRING ME HIS.Copy !req
456. KAZAAM! HEY, KAZAAM!Copy !req
457. MALIK WOULD LIKE YOU TO JOIN
US TONIGHT. WOULD YOU SIGN MINE?Copy !req
458. THE THING IS... I'M LOOKING FOR MAX.Copy !req
459. HE'S WITH NICK. AND I THINK
WE'LL JUST BE IN THE WAY.Copy !req
460. PLEASE, MY FAVORITE.Copy !req
461. - NUBIAN GOAT EYES?
- THE FOOD OF KINGS!Copy !req
462. I HAVEN'T HAD THESE IN 3,000...Copy !req
463. DAYS.Copy !req
464. YOU HAVE OLD-FASHIONED TASTE.Copy !req
465. I DON'T GET OUT MUCH.Copy !req
466. THAT WE CAN CHANGE.Copy !req
467. NO, GO AROUND TO THE OTHER SIDE.Copy !req
468. SHH!Copy !req
469. YOU'RE LATE! COME ON!Copy !req
470. HURRY UP!Copy !req
471. WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY? ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
472. HEY, SHEP, BRING IT DOWN HERE!Copy !req
473. TRAFFIC AT 2:00 IN THE MORNING? YEAH.Copy !req
474. COME ON. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO ALREADY
BE HERE. I TOLD YOU FIVE MINUTES AGO.Copy !req
475. MR. MATTEO, I GOT THE TAPE! IT'S FINISHED!Copy !req
476. WAIT RIGHT HERE. I'll BE RIGHT
BACK DOWN. CLOSE THE DOOR.Copy !req
477. WHAT DOOR? THE LOADING DOCK
DOOR. JUST PRESS THE BUTTON.Copy !req
478. - WHAT BUTTON?
- THE BUTTON ON THE SIDE!Copy !req
479. HEY, WAIT!Copy !req
480. DOWNSTAIRS! COME ON!Copy !req
481. - LET'S GO!
- ALL RIGHT, YOU PUNKS!Copy !req
482. ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO! LET'S GO!Copy !req
483. COME BACK HERE, YOU GUYS!Copy !req
484. HEY... HEY, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!Copy !req
485. HEY! COME ON BACK HERE!Copy !req
486. MOM?Copy !req
487. GET OUT OF MY BED!Copy !req
488. YOU KNOW, YOU WERE RIGHT FOR ME TO GET OUT
THERE LAST NIGHT. THEY TOTALLY LOVED ME.Copy !req
489. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ANYWAY?Copy !req
490. LOOK, VIRGO. THAT WASN'T HERE YESTERDAY.Copy !req
491. HEY, WHAT'S THIS? WHAT
ARE YOU DOING HERE ANYWAY?Copy !req
492. WHAT YOU LOOKING FOR?
NOTHING! I'M LOOKING FOR NOTHING!Copy !req
493. NOTHING IS GOOD. WHAT'S THIS, SCIENCE?Copy !req
494. "POLAR COVALENT BONDS HAVE
AN IONIC... " YOU KNOW THIS STUFF?Copy !req
495. MY MOM WISHES I DID.Copy !req
496. HEY!Copy !req
497. WOW. YOU'RE A GENIE TOO.Copy !req
498. YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN US LAST
NIGHT IN MALIK'S LIMO, JUST CHILLIN'.Copy !req
499. HAVING A GOOD TIME, EATING
GOAT EYES, JUST CHILLIN'.Copy !req
500. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
501. YOU-YOU SMELL LIKE HIPPOPOTAMUS BUTT!Copy !req
502. DAMN.Copy !req
503. YOU KNOW, YOUR FATHER SURE IS LUCKY TO WORK
WITH MALIK. HE SAYS I GOT A FUTURE IN THE BIZ.Copy !req
504. IS ASIA GONNA LOVE ME OR WHAT?Copy !req
505. ESPECIALLY NOW. SO, YOU AND
YOUR FATHER HAVE A NICE NIGHT TOO?Copy !req
506. NICE NIGHT? MAX!Copy !req
507. FRENCH TOAST! AHH. OOH.Copy !req
508. ROTIE FRANCAISE?Copy !req
509. I LOVE IT BEAUCOUP, BEAUCOUP, BEAUCOUP!Copy !req
510. MMM.Copy !req
511. MAX. HEY. HEY, HEY, HEY.Copy !req
512. THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S POISON.Copy !req
513. I FIGURED IF I ENDED YOUR
SUFFERING, MINE WOULD END TOO.Copy !req
514. MAX. LAST NIGHT... DON'T DO THAT AGAIN.Copy !req
515. I MADE YOUR FAVORITE, WITH
CHOCOLATE CHIPS AND PEANUT BUTTER.Copy !req
516. I'M NOT HUNGRY. DO I HAVE
TO HAVE THIS... MAX! PLEASE!Copy !req
517. FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE,
LET ME HAVE THE LAST WORD.Copy !req
518. OKAY?Copy !req
519. SO, SO SORRY. MAX INSISTED.Copy !req
520. HE'S TOLD ME SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
521. I-I'M SORRY. H-HAVE I MET YOU BEFORE?Copy !req
522. NO, MA'AM, I HAVEN'T HAD THE PLEASURE.
I AM JEFFERSON ALLENSWORTH LAMB.Copy !req
523. "JEFFERSON" FOR HE WHO
FRAMED OUR FINE CONSTITUTION,Copy !req
524. "ALLENSWORTH" FOR HE WHO
FOUNDED A COMMUNITY OF FREE BLACKS...Copy !req
525. AND "LAMB" BECAUSE I
LIKE TO EAT LAMB CHOPS.Copy !req
526. AND YOU'RE A FRIEND OF MAX'S?Copy !req
527. HOW SWEET OF YOU TO CALL ME A FRIEND,Copy !req
528. BUT THE SCHOOL DISTRICT MORE
COMMONLY REFERS TO ME AS A TUTOR.Copy !req
529. A TUTOR? OH, THE SCHOOL GOT YOU A TUTOR?Copy !req
530. OH, I-I'M SORRY. I-I DIDN'T HEAR THE DOOR.Copy !req
531. UH, YOU'VE BEEN STUDYING?Copy !req
532. Y-YEAH, YEAH, I HAVE, INVERSE
RATIOS OF HEIGHT TO INTELLIGENCE.Copy !req
533. HE GETS THAT WIT FROM ME.Copy !req
534. UH, WELL, MR. LAMB, WOULD, UH...
HAVE YOU HAD BREAKFAST YET?Copy !req
535. CHOCOLATE AND PEANUT
BUTTER FRENCH TOAST? HEAVENLY.Copy !req
536. OH, PLEASE. SIT DOWN.Copy !req
537. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
GET OUT OF HERE. GET OUT.Copy !req
538. I'll MAKE SOME MORE. DON'T
BOTHER. I'M NOT HUNGRY.Copy !req
539. BREAKFAST WARS. YES, YOU
ARE. NOT EVEN A LITTLE HUNGRY?Copy !req
540. - OH, MAX?
- WHAT?Copy !req
541. MAX, WAIT UP!Copy !req
542. SO, WHAT DID YOU AND
YOUR FATHER DO LAST NIGHT?Copy !req
543. DO? UH, LOTS OF STUFF.Copy !req
544. "STUFF" IS GOOD. WHAT
KIND OF STUFF? STUFF, OKAY?Copy !req
545. OH. HMM, I USED TO DO
STUFF A LONG TIME AGO.Copy !req
546. SHOULDN'T YOU BE GOING TO SCHOOL?Copy !req
547. I'M NOT GOING. SAY WHAT?Copy !req
548. NO, I'M NOT GOING TO SCHOOL!Copy !req
549. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT
THIS SHIRT? DO I LOOK COOL OR WHAT?Copy !req
550. HEY...Copy !req
551. WHAT'S LIKE THE WORST THING
YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE?Copy !req
552. THE DESTRUCTION OF POMPEII.Copy !req
553. THAT WAS A WISH? THAT WAS
YOU? LOOK, I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE.Copy !req
554. BESIDES, I DID SOME HARD TIME
UNDER THAT ASH. TRY 342 YEARS.Copy !req
555. SO, LIKE, I MEAN, WHAT ABOUT YOU?Copy !req
556. YOU EVER TAKE ANYTHING
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE...Copy !req
557. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW? ME?Copy !req
558. YEAH. LIKE, WHAT'S THE WORST
THING YOU'VE EVER DONE?Copy !req
559. LOOK, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER? I
GOT THINGS I GOTTA DO, PEOPLE I GOTTA SEE.Copy !req
560. WHAT? I GOTTA GET READY.Copy !req
561. READY FOR WHAT? FOR TONIGHT.Copy !req
562. - TONIGHT?
- I'M GONNA PERFORM.Copy !req
563. - YOU?
- YEAH, YOU SAID I WAS COOL.Copy !req
564. YEAH, WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA RAP ABOUT?Copy !req
565. YOU'RE RIGHT. THE WHOLE
THING IS GIVING ME TENSION.Copy !req
566. I CAN'T EVEN DECIDE WHAT TO WEAR.
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU WEAR.Copy !req
567. I MEAN, BUT YOU GOTTA HAVE
SOMETHING TO RAP ABOUT, YOUR RHYMES.Copy !req
568. I MEAN, YOU GOTTA HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY.Copy !req
569. NOW WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
RAPPING? I KNOW A FEW THINGS.Copy !req
570. YEAH, RIGHT. MY NAME IS
MAX, SO GET THESE FACTS.Copy !req
571. I'M ON MY HEAVY B.M.X., AND I
MAKE SOME TRACKS. THAT'S WHACK!Copy !req
572. THAT'S HORRIBLE! OH, MY GOD,
THAT'S AWFUL. YOU DO BETTER.Copy !req
573. WHAT ARE WE, MAX?Copy !req
574. I CANNOT HEAR YOU! WHAT ARE WE?Copy !req
575. MAN, IT MUST BE GREAT TO BE A GENIE.Copy !req
576. SURE, EXCEPT YOU'RE LOCKED UP.Copy !req
577. A COUPLE OF MILLENNIA
LATER, YOUR LAMP BREAKS.Copy !req
578. OH, YOU THINK YOU'RE FREE, BUT
YOU'RE SUCKED INTO A COMPASS.Copy !req
579. YOU GO DOWN WITH THE SHIP.
ONE DAY, YOU'RE SALVAGED.Copy !req
580. YOU WIND UP IN A RADIATOR, A
TROMBONE. YOU GOT IT; A BROKEN BOOM BOX.Copy !req
581. BUT YOU CAN JUST SNAP YOUR
FINGERS AND HAVE ANYTHING.Copy !req
582. YEAH, BUT I CAN'T MAKE MYSELF FREE.Copy !req
583. OR MAKE SOMEONE FALL IN LOVE.Copy !req
584. OR EVEN MAKE SOMEONE FALL IN LOVE
WITH ME. I CAN'T EVEN TOUCH DESTINY.Copy !req
585. WELL, I JUST WISH I COULD
CHANGE THINGS, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
586. MAKE THINGS DIFFERENT.Copy !req
587. YOU'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT
GENIES. YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT DJINN.Copy !req
588. DJINN? WHAT'S A DJINN?Copy !req
589. A DJINN IS FREE. A DJINN CAN DO ANYTHING.Copy !req
590. LOVE, THE FUTURE, FATE.Copy !req
591. THE PROBLEM IS, DJINN
ONLY EXIST IN FAIRY TALES,Copy !req
592. AND I DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRY TALES.Copy !req
593. YEAH, WELL, I DON'T BELIEVE
IN FAIRY TALES EITHER.Copy !req
594. BUT THEN AGAIN, I DON'T BELIEVE
IN WISHES. AND LOOK WHAT YOU GOT.Copy !req
595. DOESN'T YOUR SCHOOL HAVE A BELL?Copy !req
596. YEAH. ALL RIGHT. I GUESS I BETTER BE GOING.Copy !req
597. SEE YA. SEE YA.Copy !req
598. YO, THE BUSINESS MAN. YO, WHAT'S UP, MAN?Copy !req
599. HOW'S IT GOING? HAVING FUN, MAX?Copy !req
600. SOME CAJONES, HUH?Copy !req
601. SO, YOU GOTTA TALK TO YOUR DAD.Copy !req
602. TELL HIM IF HE WANTS THE
TAPE BACK, IT'S GONNA COST HIM.Copy !req
603. THIS IS YOUR BIG CHANCE, MAN.
DO THIS, EVERYTHING CHANGES.Copy !req
604. YOU GOT MONEY, EVERYBODY
LOOKS AT YOU DIFFERENTLY.Copy !req
605. YOU DON'T DO THIS... YOU
DON'T WANT TO SAY NO.Copy !req
606. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
607. YEAH.Copy !req
608. GET UP!Copy !req
609. NICK, PLEASE.Copy !req
610. NICK, NICK.Copy !req
611. YOU KNEW THE TAPE WAS
WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS.Copy !req
612. WHAT WAS HE THINKING?Copy !req
613. HE WAS GONNA WORK IT OFF?Copy !req
614. I KNOW HOW MUCH IT WAS WORTH. I'll FIND IT.Copy !req
615. BUT WHAT WILL I FIND? MY LOYAL FRIEND...Copy !req
616. OR A MAN AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKE?Copy !req
617. I'll GET IT TO YOU BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT.Copy !req
618. BUT I STILL FIND IT CURIOUS.Copy !req
619. ON SURVEILLANCE TAPES,Copy !req
620. IT LOOKS LIKE WE WERE ROBBED
BY A BUNCH OF LITTLE BOYS.Copy !req
621. HOW COULD THAT BE?Copy !req
622. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
623. NEITHER DO I.Copy !req
624. KAZAAM! KAZAAM!Copy !req
625. REVERE IS READY, BUT
HE DOESN'T HAVE A HORSE.Copy !req
626. KAZAAM!Copy !req
627. SO HE WISHES FOR THE
FASTEST DAMN MARE IN CREATION.Copy !req
628. AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW; A COUNTRY IS BORN.Copy !req
629. WHERE DID YOU LEARN ALL THIS, HARVARD?Copy !req
630. HARVARD? I'M WAY TOO
INTELLIGENT FOR HARVARD.Copy !req
631. I EXPERIENCED MY ACADEMIA
IN UPPER MESOPOTAMIA.Copy !req
632. BUT NOTHING IS MORE MAJOR
THAN MY STUDIES IN ASIA.Copy !req
633. KAZAAM!Copy !req
634. SO HOW'D YOU GET TO
WORK FOR A GUY LIKE MALIK?Copy !req
635. YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. YES, I DO. TRY ME.Copy !req
636. WITH A TALENT LIKE YOURS, YOU'LL
GET TO KNOW HIM AS WELL AS I DO.Copy !req
637. BUT WILL I GET TO KNOW YOU?Copy !req
638. I'll BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
639. KAZAAM!Copy !req
640. KAZAAM!Copy !req
641. WHAT THE... GET OFF THE TABLE.Copy !req
642. KAZAAM, I GOTTA MAKE A WISH! WHAT
ARE YOU DOING? GET OFF THE TABLE.Copy !req
643. KAZAAM, I NEED A WISH, OKAY? RIGHT NOW?Copy !req
644. NO, IN 250 YEARS, STUPID! I NEED A
TAPE. NO, NO, I WISH I HAD THE TAPE.Copy !req
645. - WHAT KIND OF TAPE?
- THE MASTER TAPE OF LAST NIGHT'S SHOW.Copy !req
646. CAN'T YOUR FATHER GIVE IT TO YOU?Copy !req
647. NO! DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS WISH?Copy !req
648. - NO, IT'S JUST THAT IT'S YOUR SECOND WISH.
- SO?Copy !req
649. - SO YOU WANT TO WASTE IT ON A TAPE?
- I JUST DO, OKAY?Copy !req
650. JUST GET ME THE TAPE! I MEAN, COME ON, YOU
KNOW THE DRILL. "I AM KAZAAM... " LET'S GO!Copy !req
651. THAT WE CAN DO.Copy !req
652. HUH?Copy !req
653. NO!Copy !req
654. WHY ARE WE HERE? JUST
SAVING YOU A WISH, MY MAN.Copy !req
655. I-IT'S NOT HERE. HOW DO YOU KNOW?Copy !req
656. I JUST KNOW, OKAY?Copy !req
657. WHY ISN'T THE TAPE HERE, MAX?Copy !req
658. WHY ARE YOU STALLING? ALL YOU EVER
WANTED WAS TO MAKE MY THREE WISHES!Copy !req
659. 'CAUSE YOU'RE BLOWING A
WHOLE WISH! SOMETHING'S WRONG.Copy !req
660. I GOT A NOSE FOR THIS KIND OF STUFF.Copy !req
661. TALK TO ME, MAX. I'M YOUR FRIEND.Copy !req
662. I DON'T NEED A FRIEND, I NEED A GENIE!
NOW, GRANT MY SECOND WISH! I ORDER YOU!Copy !req
663. YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND.Copy !req
664. - I'M OUTTA HERE.
- LET ME ASSIST YOU.Copy !req
665. FOUR OF THE REPUBLICS OF
THE FORMER SOVIET UNION...Copy !req
666. WHOA!Copy !req
667. UH, UNOCAL? UNISTAN?Copy !req
668. PAKISTAN? STAN THE MAN?Copy !req
669. DETENTION!Copy !req
670. TELL ME YOU HAD A WONDERFUL BREAKFAST.Copy !req
671. TELL ME THAT YOU COULDN'T HAVE
ANOTHER BITE. TELL ME EVERYTHING.Copy !req
672. L.S.U. GRAD,Copy !req
673. PROFESSIONAL PERFORMER SINCE HE WAS EIGHT.Copy !req
674. LIKE I SAID, HE'S ABOUT AS
INTERESTING AS HIS PITUITARY GLAND.Copy !req
675. COME ON, ASIA.Copy !req
676. GIVE KAZAAM ANOTHER SHOT, WON'T YOU?Copy !req
677. I KNOW THERE IS SOMETHING
ABOUT THAT BOOM BOX,Copy !req
678. AND I AM JUST DYING TO FIND OUT.Copy !req
679. YO, JAKE. TWO HOURS IN
DETENTION. THAT SUCKS.Copy !req
680. MRS. DUKE SUCKS.Copy !req
681. WE GOTTA TALK.Copy !req
682. SEE YOU LATER, MAN.Copy !req
683. COME ON, IN THE CAR.Copy !req
684. WAIT. MAX. MAX.Copy !req
685. WAIT. MAX. MAX, HONEY, GET OUT OF THE CAR.Copy !req
686. - NICK, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
- THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND MY BOY.Copy !req
687. YOUR BOY? YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HIM IN
OVER A DECADE. YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS HERE.Copy !req
688. - THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
- YOU WANT ME TO CALL THE COPS?Copy !req
689. MAX, HE'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK
HE IS. GET OUT OF THE CAR. LET GO.Copy !req
690. MAX. GO BACK TO TRAVIS!Copy !req
691. MAX, NO! MAX, NO! NO, STOP!Copy !req
692. FIFTEEN YEARS. FIFTEEN YEARS!Copy !req
693. NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I EVER
SEEN SOMETHING SO STUPID!Copy !req
694. - BUT DAD, I-I...
- I KNOW WHAT YOU STOLE, YOU AND YOUR PUNK FRIENDS!Copy !req
695. DAD, PLEASE...Copy !req
696. I TOLD YOU...Copy !req
697. JESUS.Copy !req
698. WHY'D YOU HAVE TO COME NOW?Copy !req
699. MOM WAS GONNA MARRY TRAVIS.Copy !req
700. I THOUGHT I'D NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN.Copy !req
701. YOU MUST HAVE REALLY
THOUGHT I WAS SOMETHING.Copy !req
702. I NEVER KNEW WHAT TO THINK. YOU WERE GONE.Copy !req
703. LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
704. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LIKE ME.Copy !req
705. YOU DON'T WANT TO LIVE MY LIFE.Copy !req
706. YOU GOT A CHOICE. I DON'T. YOU UNDERSTAND?Copy !req
707. A GUY LIKE ME, YOU CAN'T JUST WALK AWAY...Copy !req
708. AND PRETEND ALL THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN.Copy !req
709. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY COPS
WOULD LOVE TO LOCK ME UP?Copy !req
710. ALL RIGHT, LOOK. I WANT
TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
711. YOU GET NO SECOND CHANCES IN LIFE.Copy !req
712. YOU GET NO SECOND CHANCES. REMEMBER THAT.Copy !req
713. GO ON, GET OUTTA HERE.Copy !req
714. GO ON, GO!Copy !req
715. WOW, LOOK AT THAT! THAT'S SOME BOOM BOX.Copy !req
716. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BOX.Copy !req
717. WELL, IF YOU'RE LOOKING
FOR THIS, I FOUND IT.Copy !req
718. START PRODUCTION. YOU GOT IT.Copy !req
719. I WANT THE FIRST RUN PACKED
AND SHIPPED BY SUNRISE.Copy !req
720. NICK... STICK AROUND.Copy !req
721. I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR SON.Copy !req
722. HOW ABOUT IT, PARTY PEOPLE! PUT
YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR KLASS K!Copy !req
723. WHOO! YES! THERE'S ABOUT A THOUSAND
PEOPLE OUT THERE, AND THEY LOVED ME!Copy !req
724. YOU LOOK TERRIFIC! JUST GREAT!Copy !req
725. YES. WHOO!Copy !req
726. KAZAAM! KAZAAM! I GOT
IT, I GOT IT! WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
727. KAZAAM! I NEED TO MAKE MY LAST WISH!Copy !req
728. SAY WHAT? MY THIRD WISH! I WISH
MY DAD HAD A SECOND CHANCE.Copy !req
729. IS THE KID BOTHERING YOU?
LEAVE ME ALONE. LEAVE ME ALONE.Copy !req
730. WHAT IS IT? DON'T YOU WANT HIM BACK?Copy !req
731. LET ME HEAR YOU MAKE SOME NOISE!Copy !req
732. I WISH MY DAD HAD A SECOND CHANCE.Copy !req
733. YOU KNOW, LIKE A DIFFERENT
LIFE. NO CAN DO, KID.Copy !req
734. KAZAAM, YOU GOTTA HELP ME!
WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS BEFORE.Copy !req
735. NEW LIVES, DESTINY. KAZAAM
CAN'T DO ETHEREAL... KAZAAM!Copy !req
736. I NEED THIS MORE THAN ANYTHING
I'VE EVER NEEDED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!Copy !req
737. I MEAN, CAN'T YOU EVEN TRY? BELIEVE
ME, I'VE BEEN TRYING ALL MY LIFE.Copy !req
738. JUST TRY HARDER! LOOK, I CAN'T DO IT!Copy !req
739. KAZAAM, I GOTTA MAKE THIS WISH! WHEN YOU GONNA
LEARN? LIFE AIN'T ABOUT WISHIN' AND DREAMS.Copy !req
740. IT'S ABOUT WHAT YOU GOT AND WHAT YOU CAN
DO WITH IT! PLEASE! THIS IS ALL MY FAULT!Copy !req
741. I'M NOT SOME DJINN. I JUST CAN'T
SNAP MY FINGERS AND MAKE YOU HAPPY.Copy !req
742. YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO
GRANT MY THIRD WISH, DO YOU?Copy !req
743. YOU'VE GOT ALL THIS, AND NOW YOU
DON'T WANT TO GO BACK IN YOUR BOX!Copy !req
744. I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND!Copy !req
745. FRIEND? DON'T YOU
REMEMBER? I'M JUST YOUR GENIE!Copy !req
746. YOU...Copy !req
747. YOU'RE NOTHING!Copy !req
748. MAX! WHAT IS IT? NOTHING!Copy !req
749. WHAT'S THE MATTER? JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!Copy !req
750. MAX!Copy !req
751. EXCUSE ME. WHAT'S WRONG WITH MAX?Copy !req
752. HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. HE WAS REALLY UPSET.Copy !req
753. I KNOW, BUT LISTEN TO THIS
CROWD. THEY LOVE ME. I OWN THEM.Copy !req
754. YOU DON'T OWN THEM! SAY WHAT?Copy !req
755. YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?Copy !req
756. LOOK, LOOK, LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE!Copy !req
757. DO YOU KNOW HOW JEALOUS
YOU ARE MAKING ME? HUH? HUH?Copy !req
758. I'M JUST TELLING MY
STORY. NO, IT'S MUCH MORE.Copy !req
759. YOU ARE... YOU HAVE A...Copy !req
760. THERE IS AN ANCIENT PHRASE.Copy !req
761. "SULTAN'S GOLD."Copy !req
762. YOU SPEAK!Copy !req
763. UH, YOU KNOW...Copy !req
764. YOU ARE THE "SULTAN'S GOLD"!Copy !req
765. YOU GOT TWO MINUTES.Copy !req
766. MY BOX!Copy !req
767. WHERE'S MY BOX? DON'T
WORRY ABOUT THE LITTLE THINGS.Copy !req
768. - LISTEN.
- WE WANT MORE!Copy !req
769. YOUR PUBLIC CALLS. TRUST ME.Copy !req
770. THIS IS MY WORLD.Copy !req
771. RIGHT NOW, YOU ARE THE BIGGEST PART OF IT.Copy !req
772. MY SULTAN'S GOLD...Copy !req
773. LIVES IN A GENIE'S LAMP.Copy !req
774. - GET OUTTA HERE!
- DAD, WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
775. GO! GO!Copy !req
776. AT LONG LAST. LOOK FAMILIAR?Copy !req
777. YOUR FATHER'S BEEN VERY MODEST...Copy !req
778. ABOUT YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS, MAX.Copy !req
779. THAT'S RIGHT. I'VE GOT THE BOX,
AND YOU'RE ON YOUR LAST WISH.Copy !req
780. LOOK, MALIK, LET'S STOP
PLAYING THESE GAMES.Copy !req
781. I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT, AND NEITHER DOES HE.Copy !req
782. YOU CAN'T KEEP ALL THESE SECRETS FROM ME.Copy !req
783. YOU GOT YOUR TAPE. HE'S JUST A BOY!Copy !req
784. DAD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? YOU CAN'T...Copy !req
785. MAKE THE WISH, I GET THE GENIE.Copy !req
786. AND EVERYTHING MY HEART DESIRES!Copy !req
787. AND IF YOU TRY ANYTHING CLEVER...Copy !req
788. DEARLY BELOVED NICK...Copy !req
789. WILL WAKE UP... DEAD.Copy !req
790. KLASS K! KLASS K! KLASS K!Copy !req
791. KLASS K! KLASS K!Copy !req
792. "I WANT MALIK TO HAVE ALL
THE MONEY IN THE WORLD."Copy !req
793. DON'T YOU SEE, I WISHED FOR THAT, BUT
YOU CAN'T DO THAT. BECAUSE IF YOU DO THAT,Copy !req
794. THE REST OF THE WORLD GOES BROKE
AND MONEY ISN'T WORTH ANYTHING!Copy !req
795. THEN I'll TAKE ALL THE MONEY
AND GIVE SOME OF IT BACK!Copy !req
796. MAKE MY WISH NOW! I CAN'T! I CAN'T
JUST SAY, "HEY, KAZAAM, I NEED YOUR HELP,"Copy !req
797. AND HE'LL APPEAR RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.Copy !req
798. I CAN'T JUST SAY, "KAZAAM!"Copy !req
799. LET'S GET BUSY, K!Copy !req
800. MAKE THE WISH... OR YOUR FATHER WILL DIE.Copy !req
801. I COUNT TO THREE. ONE, TWO, THREE!Copy !req
802. GET OUT! GET OUT!Copy !req
803. HELP!Copy !req
804. RUN! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
805. COME ON! TO THE RIGHT! TO THE RIGHT!Copy !req
806. STAY OVER HERE! STAY OVER HERE!Copy !req
807. LOOK OUT!Copy !req
808. WHAT IS THIS PLACE? SHH!Copy !req
809. LET'S GO THIS WAY. OH, HERE THEY COME.Copy !req
810. COME ON! COME ON! WE LOST THEM!Copy !req
811. WE CAN'T FIND... GO LEFT! GO LEFT!Copy !req
812. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?Copy !req
813. ALL RIGHT, WAIT HERE. WHAT ARE THESE?Copy !req
814. BLACK MARKET CDs. LET'S GO.Copy !req
815. DAD, LOOK OUT!Copy !req
816. LET'S RUN FOR IT! GO! GO!Copy !req
817. I'M THE ONE WITH THE POWER.
I'M THE ONE WITH THE GENIE.Copy !req
818. KAZAAM, HE'S MY GENIE.Copy !req
819. AND AS LONG AS I'M STANDING HERE,
HE'LL DO WHATEVER I TELL HIM TO.Copy !req
820. THEN I GUESS MY ONLY PROBLEM IS...Copy !req
821. THAT YOU ARE STILL STANDING!Copy !req
822. KAZAAM!Copy !req
823. IT WORKED!Copy !req
824. NOW... BE A GOOD GENIE...Copy !req
825. AND GET INTO THE BOX.Copy !req
826. - I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
- YOU'VE BEEN CALLED.Copy !req
827. WHERE'S MAX?Copy !req
828. MAX...Copy !req
829. HAS TERMINATED YOUR CONTRACT.Copy !req
830. YOU HAVE A NEW MASTER.Copy !req
831. NOW... HOP, HOP.Copy !req
832. BUT I HAVEN'T GRANTED HIS THIRD WISH YET.Copy !req
833. TRUST ME, HE WON'T BE ASKING FOR ANY MORE.Copy !req
834. WHAT'D YOU DO WITH HIM?Copy !req
835. IT'S BEGUN.Copy !req
836. - OOH!
- NO.Copy !req
837. YES.Copy !req
838. HIS HEAD STILL LOOKS THICK.Copy !req
839. NOT ALL THERE, KLASS K? HUH?Copy !req
840. COME ON!Copy !req
841. OH!Copy !req
842. COME ON!Copy !req
843. YOU CAN'T HURT ME.Copy !req
844. I AM YOUR MASTER!Copy !req
845. WHAT? I'll NEVER BE YOUR SLAVE!Copy !req
846. NOW... WHERE'S MAX?Copy !req
847. UH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
HE FELL DOWN THE SHAFT!Copy !req
848. WHAT? THERE WAS NOTHING THAT I COULD DO!Copy !req
849. PUT ME DOWN. I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHT.Copy !req
850. WISH NOT GRANTED.Copy !req
851. OOH! AHH!Copy !req
852. YEAH, THAT'S OKAY OVER THERE.Copy !req
853. BRING IT OVER THERE.
COME ON, LET'S MOVE IT ASIDE.Copy !req
854. GET THOSE THINGS MOVED OFF TO THE SIDE,
ALL RIGHT? OVER THERE. MAX, MAX, MAX...Copy !req
855. LADY. LADY, WHERE YOU GOIN'? NOW YOU CAN'T
GO IN THERE. I THINK MY SON'S IN THERE.Copy !req
856. YOU CAN'T GO... I THINK THAT MY SON IS IN...Copy !req
857. LADY, YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE. OKAY, LOOK,
I NEED TO FIND TRAVIS. HE'S A FIREMAN.Copy !req
858. TRAVIS? TRAVIS O'NEIL.Copy !req
859. TRAVIS O'NEIL IS IN THERE.Copy !req
860. HEY, TOUGH GUY.Copy !req
861. NO!Copy !req
862. IN 5,000 YEARS...Copy !req
863. YOU'RE THE ONLY FRIEND I'VE EVER HAD.Copy !req
864. AND WHEN YOU NEEDED ME THE MOST,Copy !req
865. I WASN'T THERE.Copy !req
866. AND IF I HAD TO SPEND
ANOTHER 5,000 YEARS...Copy !req
867. IN A LAMP, A COMPASS...Copy !req
868. OR EVEN THAT STUPID BOOM BOX,Copy !req
869. I WOULDN'T CARE.Copy !req
870. I JUST WISH...Copy !req
871. I COULD HAVE GRANTED YOUR WISH.Copy !req
872. I WISH I COULD HAVE FILLED YOUR HEART.Copy !req
873. YOU... YOU ARE THE SULTAN'S GOLD, MAX.Copy !req
874. I...Copy !req
875. I AM KAZAAM.Copy !req
876. DO YOU HAVE TO SHINE THAT IN MY EYES?Copy !req
877. YOU'RE ALIVE! YOU'RE ALIVE!Copy !req
878. PUT ME DOWN, PUT ME DOWN!Copy !req
879. I MADE A WISH, AND I GRANTED IT!Copy !req
880. PUT ME DOWN! YOU'RE ALIVE!Copy !req
881. WHAT WAS THAT?Copy !req
882. WHAT'S HAPPENING? I DON'T KNOW.
THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE.Copy !req
883. YOU'RE LEAVING.Copy !req
884. YOU CAN'T. I HAVEN'T
MADE MY THIRD WISH YET.Copy !req
885. BUT YOU DID. YOU WISHED FOR A
SECOND CHANCE FOR YOUR FATHER.Copy !req
886. BUT WAIT, I... IT WAS A PERFECT
WISH. IT WAS A WISH FROM YOUR HEART.Copy !req
887. - AND NOW IT'S DONE.
- BUT... NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!Copy !req
888. - WHAT'S HAPPENING TO YOU?
- I DON'T KNOW. I JUST FEEL...Copy !req
889. I FEEL...Copy !req
890. FREE!Copy !req
891. YOU... YOU'RE...Copy !req
892. YOU... I'M DJINN,Copy !req
893. AND I'M FREE.Copy !req
894. NO.Copy !req
895. KAZAAM... YOU CAN'T. YOU
DON'T NEED ME ANYMORE.Copy !req
896. DON'T GO! IN OUR HEARTS, WE'RE ALL DJINN,Copy !req
897. AND WE'RE ALL FREE. KAZAAM, YOU CAN'T.Copy !req
898. DON'T LEAVE ME. THE POWER...Copy !req
899. IS IN... YOUR HEART.Copy !req
900. I MAKE A GRAB LIKE THAT AND
YOU DON'T EVEN SAY, "NICE SAVE"?Copy !req
901. WHAT HAPPENED? LET'S GO.Copy !req
902. MAX? IS HE OKAY? YEAH.Copy !req
903. IS HE ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
904. MAX, ARE YOU OKAY? MAX! OH!Copy !req
905. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. YOU DID OKAY.Copy !req
906. TRAVIS, GET HIM A BLANKET? SURE.Copy !req
907. I WAS IN THE BUILDING AND KAZAAM,Copy !req
908. HE WAS THERE AND HE TOOK
ME... OKAY, OKAY. OKAY, MAX.Copy !req
909. AND HE FLEW AND THEN HE...
IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
910. I GOT YOU NOW. OKAY? IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
911. I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
ALL OF A SUDDEN, I WAS FREE.Copy !req
912. YOUR FRIEND WAS THERE.Copy !req
913. HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT A SECOND CHANCE.Copy !req
914. YOU'RE A GOOD KID, MAX.Copy !req
915. YOU GOT A GOOD HEART.Copy !req
916. LOOK, THERE'S A FEW
THINGS I GOTTA TAKE CARE OF.Copy !req
917. SOME PEOPLE I OWE. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
918. IS THERE A NICK MATTEO HERE?Copy !req
919. THAT'D BE ME.Copy !req
920. WOULD YOU JUST GIVE ME A MINUTE?Copy !req
921. LOOK, WHEN I COME
BACK, I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU.Copy !req
922. WE CAN GET TOGETHER AND, I DON'T KNOW,Copy !req
923. GET A COUPLE RODS AND GO FISHING.Copy !req
924. SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN TO ME.Copy !req
925. IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU.Copy !req
926. THANKS.Copy !req
927. ARE YOU OKAY WITH THIS, MAX?Copy !req
928. HEY, MOM. YEAH?Copy !req
929. CAN WE GO HOME NOW? SURE WE CAN.Copy !req
930. COME ON. HEY!Copy !req
931. YOU COMING OR WHAT?Copy !req
932. YOU TALKIN' TO ME?Copy !req
933. OKAY.Copy !req
934. ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO MARRY
THIS GUY? WELL, THAT'S THE PLAN.Copy !req
935. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. I'VE BEEN DEALING
WITH THIS WOMAN FOR 12 STRAIGHT YEARS.Copy !req
936. NOW, WE'RE TALKIN' THREE BATHS A WEEK,Copy !req
937. TRASH DETAIL, CLEANING YOUR
ROOM. WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
938. THREE BATHS A WEEK? MM-HMM. WITH SOAP.Copy !req
939. THAT'S COLD. SPEAKING OF WHICH, I COULD
SURE USE A NICE HOT CUP OF CHOCOLATE.Copy !req
940. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. I'M FREE!Copy !req
941. FREE TO DO WHAT? I GOT PLANS.Copy !req
942. THE ONLY PLANS YOU GOT ARE
TO GROW OLD AND DIE WITH ME.Copy !req
943. YOU MUST NOT REALIZE WHO I
AM. IF YOU BLINK, I DISAPPEAR.Copy !req
944. GET REAL. YOU'RE GETTING A JOB. A JOB?Copy !req
945. HEY, HEY, HOLD ON, HOLD ON. A
JOB? I AIN'T WORKED IN 5,000 YEARS.Copy !req
946. WELL, TH-THERE'S A FIRST
TIME FOR EVERYTHING.Copy !req
947. I AIN'T WORKIN'.Copy !req