Katt Williams: The Pimp Chronicles Pt. 1 (2006)

1. - DOGG POPPING'.

2. WHAT'S GOING ON, SIR?

3. - MALE #1: WHAT IT IS,

4. PIMPING?

5. AIN'T NOTHING TO IT,

6. BUT TO DO IT, MAN.

7. SITTING BACK HERE, BLOWING

8. IN THE WIND, AT IT AGAIN.

9. ONCE AGAIN,

10. TIME AND TIME AGAIN.

11. - YES, SIR.

12. - BUT I WANTED TO TALK

13. TO YOU, MAN,

14. BEFORE YOU DO YOUR

15. THING-THING THIS HERE EVENING.

16. MAN, I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE DOING

17. SOMETHING REAL BIG TONIGHT,

18. SO BEFORE YOU DO

19. WHAT YOU DO,

20. I WANT TO GIVE YOU

21. SOME INSTRUCTIONS.

22. HAVE AT.

23. - ALRIGHT. ALRIGHT.

24. - NOW, THE INSTRUCTIONS IS THIS,

25. I WANT YOU TO PAY

26. CLOSE ATTENTION.

27. - YES, SIR.

28. - MALE #1: BEFORE YOU STEP

29. ON STAGE TONIGHT,

30. YOU GOT TO GO UP THERE

31. WITH THE SPIRIT,

32. WITH THE SPIRIT OF THE

33. LATE GREAT RED FOX.

34. THE SPIRIT

35. OF RICHARD PRYOR.

36. THE SPIRIT OF—

37. OF TELLING IT LIKE IT IS

38. AND NOT LIKE IT WAS,

39. YOU DIG?

40. AND ONLY YOU CAN DO

41. WHAT YOU DO.

42. THAT'S WHY YOU'RE DOING

43. WHAT YOU'RE DOING

44. AND YOU'RE DOING IT

45. SO FLAMBOYANT AND SO FLY.

46. AND I'M WATCHING FROM AFAR,

47. BUT THEN AGAIN,

48. I FELT LIKE I'M SO NEAR AND I'M

49. SO CLOSE AT THE SAME TIME.

50. AND AS I START TO WATCH YOU

51. AND DEVELOP A KEEN SENSE

52. OF LOVING WHAT YOU DO AND HOW

53. YOU DO WHAT YOU DOIN', KATT.

54. STAY HARD

55. IN THE YARD.

56. DON'T PLAY,

57. PUT SOME PAINT WHERE IT AIN'T.

58. DON'T BE NERVOUS,

59. BE AT THEY SERVICE.

60. GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY WANT,

61. GIVE 'EM WHAT THEY NEED, MAN.

62. I WANT YOU TO FLY

63. TO THE MOON, YOUNG MAN.

64. I'MA GO UP TO THE STARS

65. AND I WANT YOU TO MEET ME THERE.

66. - YEAH.

67. - SO I'LL HOLLER AT YOU.

68. - MALE #2: WHO WE GOT

69. IN THE HOUSE?

70. WE GOT A FEW PEOPLE

71. IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT.

72. WE GOT LIL JOHN

73. IN THE HOUSE.

74. - NIGGAS'LL BE LATE FOR THEY OWN

75. FUNERAL IF THEY WASN'T DEAD.

76. - MALE #2: WE GOT SLEEPY BROWN

77. IN THE HOUSE.

78. WE GOT CAM'RON AND THE DIPSET

79. IN THE HOUSE.

80. - Y'ALL TAKE IT EASY,

81. CELEBRITIES IS PEOPLE TOO.

82. - HEY, HEY, HEY,

83. IT'S LOVE, MOTHER FUCKER, LOVE!

84. - FEMALE #1: WE TRYING TO TAPE

85. A SPECIAL, PEOPLE.

86. IT'S TELEVISION.

87. - MALE #2: WE GOT DISTRAUGHT

88. MOTHER FUCKER OVER HERE,

89. BIG WILL

90. IN THE HOUSE.

91. - IT'S JUST A REGULAR DAY

92. IN ATLANTA.

93. BIRDS ARE CHIRPING,

94. CRACK HEADS SMOKING,

95. DOGS BARKING.

96. NOTHING'S REALLY

97. HAPPENING.

98. FOR NOW.

99. - DA BRAT IS IN

100. THE HOUSE?

101. OH SHIT, COMING FROM

102. THE 6-0-6-0-4.

103. - DO NOT HAVE YOU CAT

104. SPAYED OR NEUTERED.

105. - MALE #2: WE GOT ANDRE 3000

106. IN THE HOUSE.

107. NIGGA, SHUT UP,

108. I KNOW WHO HERE!

109. WHEN I INTRODUCE THIS MAN

110. COMING TO THE STAGE,

111. 'CAUSE HE'S THE REASON THAT

112. WE'RE ALL HERE TONIGHT,

113. I WANT Y'ALL TO STAND

114. ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKING FEET

115. BECAUSE IF YOU SIT DOWN,

116. YOU'RE STILL GONNA BE

117. TALLER THAN THIS

118. LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER.

119. YOU SEE HIM EVERY DAY

120. ON WILD AND OUT.

121. STAND ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKING

122. FEET AND GIVE IT UP

123. FOR KATT WILLIAMS!

124. - GOOD EVENING, LADIES

125. AND GENTLEMEN, HOW ARE YOU?

126. WHAT A MOTHER FUCKING PLEASURE

127. TO BE HERE IN ATLANTA.

128. GOD DAMN, ATLANTA,

129. LOOK AT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS,

130. GOD DAMMIT!

131. I DON'T KNOW

132. WHAT THE—

133. I DIG IT, DON'T KNOW

134. WHETHER TO CRY

135. OR JUST GET FUCKED UP,

136. SO I'M GONNA DO

137. A COMBINATION OF BOTH

138. A LITTLE BIT LATER.

139. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL

140. MOTHER FUCKING PLACE.

141. I WANT TO THANK ALL

142. THE HAIRSTYLISTS IN ATLANTA.

143. THERE'S NINE MILLION OF YOU

144. MOTHER FUCKERS, THANK YOU.

145. ONE MORE OF YOU BITCHES

146. ASK TO DO MY GOD DAMN HAIR,

147. FUCK NO, Y'ALL,

148. FUCK THAT.

149. SAYING STUPID SHIT TO A NIGGA

150. TALKING ABOUT,

151. "NO NIGGA, YOUR HAIR

152. RETAIN HEAT."

153. BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK,

154. I DONE HAD THIS HAIR ALL DAY.

155. BITCH, IT AIN'T

156. BURN ME YET.

157. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU

158. TALKING ABOUT? I DON'T—

159. AIN'T NOTHING LIKE ATLANTA,

160. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

161. WHAT A NIGGA SAY,

162. NOTHING LIKE ATLANTA.

163. IT'S SO MANY—

164. GOD DAMN!

165. THERE'S SO MANY FINE

166. BITCHES IN ATLANTA,

167. MAKE A NIGGA HAVE

168. A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.

169. SHUBADANAYA,

170. SHOULDA BOUGHT A HONDA.

171. PLEASE DON'T GET ANGRY, LADY,

172. I'M ONLY CALLING YOU BITCHES

173. 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW

174. YOUR NAMES INDIVIDUALLY.

175. HOLLER IF YOU

176. HEAR ME NOW.

177. LET'S NOT GET SENSITIVE

178. THIS EVENING. LET'S NOT—

179. LIFE IS TOO

180. MOTHER FUCKING SHORT,

181. I AM HAPPIER THAN

182. A MOTHER FUCKER TO BE HERE.

183. AIN'T NOTHING LIKE ATLANTA,

184. YOU DON'T KNOW

185. WHAT THE FUCK

186. YOU GONNA GET.

187. THIS IS THE MOST NASTIEST,

188. DIRTIEST, UGLIEST,

189. MOST BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL PLACE

190. IN ALL OF AMERICA.

191. YOU COULD GET—ALL YOUR DREAMS

192. COULD COME TRUE

193. AT MAGIC CITY OR YOU COULD GET

194. KILLED AT A STOP LIGHT.

195. NIGGA, YOU NEVER

196. FUCKING KNOW.

197. IT CAN HAPPEN

198. RIGHT HERE, NIGGA.

199. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT

200. TO TELL JESUS.

201. YOU JUST, "JESUS,

202. I DON'T KNOW, DAMN!

203. THE NIGGA LOOKED AT ME,

204. I LOOKED BACK,

205. THAT WAS IT, JESUS,

206. I'M HERE NOW."

207. LIFE IS FUCKING SHORT,

208. STOP BEING UNGRATEFUL

209. ABOUT YOUR

210. MOTHER FUCKING LIFE.

211. YOU GOTTA LEARN

212. TO BE GRATEFUL.

213. IF GOD DONE BLESS YOU

214. IN A CHRYSLER 300,

215. BE HAPPY YOU GOT

216. A CHRYSLER 300.

217. STOP WALKING AROUND

218. TALKING SHIT, TALKING ABOUT,

219. "NIGGA, I GOT IT 'CAUSE IT

220. LOOKED JUST LIKE A PHANTOM."

221. NO, NIGGA, IT LOOKED LIKE

222. A CHRYSLER 300.

223. THE FUCK—

224. THE FUCKED UP PART IS IT

225. DO LOOK LIKE A PHANTOM

226. UNTIL A PHANTOM

227. PULL UP.

228. THEN YOU JUST GET

229. IN THAT MOTHER FUCKER—

230. "THIS IS BULLSHIT, I DON'T

231. EVEN WANT TO BE ON THIS STREET.

232. NIGGA, I DON'T

233. EVEN WANT—"

234. ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU GOT

235. TO BE GRATEFUL

236. ABOUT YOUR

237. MOTHER FUCKING LIFE.

238. LADIES, YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND

239. THAT AS LONG AS

240. YOU GOT A VAGINA, YOU RUN THE

241. ENTIRE MOTHER FUCKING UNIVERSE.

242. THAT'S THE WAY IT IS,

243. YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT.

244. THE ONLY NIGGAS THAT DON'T

245. AGREE IS HOMOSEXUALS

246. AND WE WASN'T TALKING

247. TO Y'ALL.

248. THIS AIN'T YOUR PART

249. OF THE SHOW RIGHT NOW.

250. LADIES, I'M TELLING YOU,

251. YOU GOT TO BE THE SHIT TO YOU.

252. STOP WAITING ON

253. A NIGGA TO VERIFY

254. WHETHER YOU

255. THE SHIT OF NOT.

256. BITCH, IF YOU THE SHIT,

257. YOU THE MOTHER FUCKING SHIT.

258. WE TIRED OF Y'ALL

259. GETTING WITH US

260. AND BLAMING US FOR SHIT

261. WE AIN'T EVEN IN CONTROL OF.

262. YOU DONE GOT WITH A NIGGA,

263. NOW YOU TALKING ABOUT,

264. "YOU FUCKED UP

265. MY SELF ESTEEM."

266. "BITCH, IT'S CALLED

267. SELF ESTEEM!

268. IT'S ESTEEM OF YOUR

269. MOTHER FUCKING SELF, BITCH!

270. HOW THE FUCK COULD

271. I FUCK UP HOW YOU FEEL

272. ABOUT YOU,

273. SIMPLE BITCH?"

274. I'M JUST SAYING, LADIES,

275. STOP TRIPPING ON SHIT

276. THAT DON'T EVEN

277. MOTHER FUCKING MATTER.

278. NEVER IN THE HISTORY

279. OF NIGGADOM HAS A NIGGA—

280. NEVER IN THE HISTORY

281. OF NIGGADOM HAS A NIGGA

282. BEEN GETTING READY

283. TO HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN

284. AND CHANGED HIS MIND BECAUSE

285. HER FINGERNAILS AND TOENAILS

286. DIDN'T MATCH,

287. NOT NEVER.

288. NOT NEVER, NEVER HAS A NIGGA

289. BEEN PUTTING A CONDOM ON

290. AND WENT, "BITCH, IS THAT

291. PLUM AND RED?

292. I CAN'T EVEN DO IT, BITCH,

293. I'M OUTTA HERE.

294. I CAN'T EVEN

295. DO THAT."

296. JUST SAYING, LADIES,

297. STOP WORRYING ABOUT

298. SHIT THAT DON'T MATTER.

299. SOME OF Y'ALL DONE HAVE

300. SOME BABIES,

301. NOW YOU GOT

302. SOME STRETCH MARKS.

303. YOU WALKING AROUND THE HOUSE

304. BITTER, BLAMING THE BABY.

305. SHOWING THE BABY

306. YOUR HIGH SCHOOL PICTURE,

307. TALKING ABOUT, "LOOK

308. WHAT YOU DID TO ME!"

309. FUCK THAT, IF YOUR MAN GOT A

310. PROBLEM WITH YOUR STRETCH MARKS,

311. I SUGGEST YOU STOP FUCKING

312. WITH BITCH NIGGAS.

313. THAT'S WHAT I SAY.

314. THAT'S WHAT I SAY.

315. I THINK I SPEAK FOR ALL

316. REAL NIGGAS IN ATTENDANCE TODAY

317. WHEN I SAY WE AIN'T

318. GOT TIME TO WORRY ABOUT

319. NO SHIT

320. LIKE STRETCH MARKS.

321. WE KNOW THEY EITHER CAME FROM

322. ONE OF TWO THINGS, NIGGA,

323. EITHER YOU WAS BIG

324. AND GOT SMALL...

325. OR YOU WAS SMALL

326. AND GOT BIG.

327. EITHER WAY,

328. WE FUCKING.

329. EITHER WAY.

330. SHIT.

331. LADIES,

332. ON THE OTHER HAND,

333. IF YOU 25 YEARS OLD

334. AND YOU STILL WALKING AROUND

335. TALKING ABOUT

336. NIGGAS AIN'T SHIT,

337. YOU NEED TO GET A HANDLE

338. ON YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIFE

339. AND TAKE SOME

340. RESPONSIBILITY, BITCH.

341. WHAT YOU MEAN TO SAY

342. IS ALL THE NIGGAS

343. YOU FUCKED WITH

344. AIN'T SHIT.

345. YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT

346. WHAT IT IS ABOUT YOUR PUSSY

347. THAT KEEP ATTRACTING

348. AIN'T SHIT NIGGAS.

349. IT'S YOUR OWN

350. PERSONAL BUSINESS.

351. I'M JUST SAYING

352. LIFE IS SHORT.

353. TO MY NIGGAS,

354. I KNOW YOU GOT TO BE HARD.

355. A BLACK MAN IN AMERICA, YOU GOT

356. TO BE A HARD MOTHER FUCKER.

357. BUT WE ALL KNOW NIGGAS IS HARD

358. ALL THE MOTHER FUCKING TIME.

359. YOU CAN'T FORGET TO ENJOY

360. YOUR GOD DAMN LIFE.

361. WE ALL KNOW NIGGAS IS HARD

362. AS SEVEN O'CLOCK

363. IN THE MOTHER FUCKING

364. MORNING.

365. YOU LIKE, "NIGGA,

366. WAIT A MINUTE, NIGGA.

367. YOU ANGRY

368. AT BREAKFAST, NIGGA?

369. YOU GANG BANGING

370. ON BACON, NIGGA? THIS IS—"

371. I KNOW BITCHES HERE THAT MADE IT

372. REAL COOL TO BE SHOT.

373. LET ME JUST SAY,

374. I'VE BEEN SHOT BEFORE.

375. AIN'T SHIT

376. COOL ABOUT IT.

377. WHEN I GOT SHOT,

378. AIN'T NO BITCHES COME OUT.

379. AIN'T NO MUSIC PLAYED,

380. NOTHING.

381. THE FUCKED UP PART

382. WHEN I GOT SHOT,

383. I WASN'T EVEN

384. IN THE ALTERCATION.

385. I'M OUTSIDE THE CLUB WATCHING

386. SOME OTHER NIGGAS.

387. "LOOK AT THESE

388. CRAZY NIGGAS.

389. OH SHIT,

390. THAT NIGGA GOT A GUN.

391. NIGGA, THIS BETTER

392. BE GOOD—" BAM!

393. "WAIT A MINUTE, JESUS!

394. PIMP DOWN!

395. PIMP DOWN IN TWO, BITCH,

396. GET THE TRUCK!

397. THIS IS BULLSHIT,

398. I DONE GOT BLOOD IN MY PERM.

399. NIGGA, I'M GONNA BLACK OUT.

400. I'M GONNA BLACK—"

401. ALL I'M SAYING, YOU GOT TO ENJOY

402. YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIFE.

403. THAT'S ALL THE FUCK

404. I'M SAYING.

405. ENJOY YOUR

406. GOD DAMN LIFE.

407. LIFE IS FUCKING SHORT,

408. ENJOY THAT SHIT.

409. SOME OF Y'ALL JUST NEED

410. TO SMOKE SOME WEED

411. AND SEE IF IT DON'T HELP

412. THE QUALITY OF YOUR

413. MOTHER FUCKING LIFE.

414. I KNOW,

415. I SEE SOME OF Y'ALL.

416. LOOK, I UNDERSTAND,

417. IF YOU AIN'T SMOKING WEED

418. 'CAUSE YOU GOT A GOOD JOB

419. THEN BY ALL MEANS

420. MAKE YOUR

421. PAPER, BOO-BOO.

422. BUT IF YOU AIN'T GOT NO JOB

423. AND YOU NOT SMOKING WEED,

424. I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK

425. YOU ARE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE.

426. I REALLY DON'T.

427. I REALLY DON'T.

428. DON'T GIVE ME THAT SHIT

429. ABOUT IT'S A DRUG.

430. IT AIN'T NO

431. MOTHER FUCKING DRUG.

432. I DONE DONE THE RESEARCH,

433. IT'S JUST A PLANT.

434. IT JUST GROW LIKE THAT.

435. AND IF YOU SHOULD SO HAPPEN

436. TO SET IT ON FIRE...

437. THERE ARE SOME EFFECTS.

438. BUT THAT'S NOT

439. THE SAME AS DRUGS.

440. DRUGS, YOU GOT TO DO

441. SHIT TO IT CHEMICALLY.

442. YOU GOT TO ADD BAKING SODA,

443. WATER, STIR IT UP.

444. I DON'T KNOW THE RECIPE,

445. I'M JUST SAYING.

446. IT'S SOME SHIT

447. YOU GOT TO DO TO IT.

448. BUT WHY THE FUCK IT'S ILLEGAL,

449. I DON'T KNOW.

450. ASPIRIN IS PERFECTLY LEGAL,

451. BUT IF YOU TAKE

452. 13 OF THEM MOTHER FUCKERS,

453. IT'LL BE YOUR LAST HEADACHE.

454. LONG AS YOU BEEN LIVING,

455. YOU AIN'T NEVER HEARD

456. OF A MOTHER FUCKER

457. OVERDOSE ON MARIJUANA.

458. YOU MIGHT'VE THOUGHT

459. THAT NIGGA WAS DEAD.

460. HE AIN'T DEAD.

461. HE GONNA WAKE UP

462. IN 30 MINUTES HUNGRY ENOUGH

463. TO EAT UP EVERYTHING

464. IN YOUR HOUSE.

465. THAT'S THE SIDE EFFECTS;

466. HUNGRY, HAPPY, SLEEPY.

467. THAT'S IT.

468. ONLY TESTIFY.

469. I'M JUST SAYING,

470. I'M JUST SAYING IF YOU—

471. IF YOUR LIFE IS FUCKED UP,

472. YOU NEED WEED.

473. WEED IS PUT ON THIS EARTH

474. FOR NIGGAS ON THE STRUGGLE.

475. NIGGAS ON THE GRIND.

476. THERE IS A CHEMICAL IN WEED

477. THAT'S CALLED FUCK IT.

478. AND IF YOU CAN JUST GET

479. THAT IN YOUR SYSTEM,

480. IT COULD CHANGE

481. YOUR LIFE.

482. SOME OF Y'ALL BE CRYING

483. ABOUT BILLS YOU CAN'T PAY.

484. JUST, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT

485. I'MA DO ABOUT THIS LIGHT BILL.

486. THEY DON'T WANT—THEY WANT

487. THE WHOLE THING.

488. THEY DON'T WANT

489. A PIECE OF IT, A DEPOSIT."

490. JUST HIT THE BLUNT ONE TIME

491. AND SEE IF IT DON'T

492. CHANGE YOUR PERCEPTION OF WHAT'S

493. IMPORTANT IN YOUR LIFE.

494. YOU JUST, "I DON'T KNOW

495. WHAT I'MA DO ABOUT THIS LIGHT—

496. FUCK THEM

497. GOD DAMN LIGHTS.

498. I GOT 12 CANDLES, I'VE BEEN

499. WAITING TO BURN THEM BITCHES."

500. HAVE TO BE CAREFUL, THOUGH.

501. HAVE TO BE CAREFUL

502. 'CAUSE WEED IS GETTING

503. STRONGER EVERY TWO WEEKS.

504. AND THESE NIGGAS

505. AIN'T SENDING OUT MEMOS

506. OR BULLETINS

507. OR NOTHING.

508. THE SHIT JUST STRONG

509. FOR NO REASON

510. AND THESE NIGGAS THAT SELL

511. THE WEED BE HAPPIER

512. THAN A MOTHER FUCKER

513. TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH STRONGER

514. THIS SHIT IS THAN

515. THE LAST SHIT.

516. JUST AS SOON AS THEY SEE YOU,

517. JUST, "NIGGA, NIGGA, NIGGA.

518. NIGGA, YOU REMEMBER THAT SHIT

519. I GAVE YOU LAST WEEK?

520. NIGGA, IT'S NOTHING.

521. NIGGA, IT'S NOTHING.

522. IT'S NOTHING, NIGGA.

523. NIGGA, IT'S NOTHING.

524. THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE, NIGGA,

525. THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE, NIGGA.

526. RIGHT HERE, THIS SHIT NIGGA.

527. THIS SHIT HERE, NIGGA."

528. ALWAYS HAVE SOME

529. FUCKED UP NAME.

530. "IT'S CRYPTOCHRONICCUNALIKE,

531. NIGGA."

532. ALWAYS HAS SOME

533. FUCKED UP ASS NAME.

534. "LISTEN, NIGGA, THIS SHIT

535. HERE, NIGGA.

536. THIS SHIT HERE, NIGGA, THIS

537. SHIT'S CALLED DEATH, NIGGA."

538. YOU BE LIKE, "NIGGA, THAT DON'T

539. EVEN SOUND ATTRACTIVE.

540. WHAT THE—YOU MEAN,

541. I'M GONNA HIT IT AND DIE, NIGGA?

542. IS THAT WHAT—"

543. "NO, NIGGA, NOT DEATH,

544. NIGGA, DEAF.

545. YOU HIT THIS SHIT TWICE, NIGGA,

546. YOU CAN'T HEAR SHIT."

547. LIKE, "NIGGA, I GOT SHIT

548. TO DO TODAY. WHAT THE FUCK?"

549. YOUR KIDS BE CALLING YOU

550. ALL DAY, "DADDY!"

551. FUCKING AROUND WITH THEM

552. MOTHER FUCKERS.

553. I'M USED TO SMOKING SOME WEED

554. AND GETTING THE MUNCHIES.

555. THIS NIGGA SOLD ME SOME SHIT

556. THAT HAD ME LOOKING AT

557. THE REFRIGERATOR

558. FOR THREE HOURS.

559. I'M JUST IN THE KITCHEN,

560. SITTING ON THE STOVE, JUST—

561. "I BET YOU IT AIN'T SHIT

562. IN THERE, NIGGA. I BET YOU—"

563. ALL I'M SAYING IS YOU KNOW

564. THE WEED IS TOO STRONG

565. WHEN YOU CAN'T DO SHIT

566. BUT HIT IT AND LOOK AT IT.

567. YOU JUST IN

568. YOUR HOUSE JUST—

569. "NU-UH, NIGGA, NU-UH,

570. SOMETHING IN THERE, NIGGA.

571. SOMETHING IN THERE.

572. WELL, WHY IS IT SPARKLING THEN?

573. WHY IS IT SPARKLING?"

574. WEED'LL HELP YOUR

575. MOTHER FUCKING ASS THOUGH.

576. WEED—YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL

577. THAT YOU DON'T SMOKE WEED

578. WITH DUMB NIGGAS 'CAUSE WEED

579. MAKE YOU SMART.

580. AIN'T NOTHING WORSE

581. THAN A SMART, DUMB NIGGA.

582. JUST A NIGGA AT YOUR HOUSE

583. SMART THAN A DUMB MOTHER FUCKER

584. JUST SITTING THERE.

585. "OKAY, THAT'S

586. THE COUCH, RIGHT?

587. YEAH, I COULD UNDERSTAND

588. WHY THEY CALL IT A COUCH.

589. BUT THIS MOTHER FUCKER

590. HERE, NIGGA.

591. THIS SHIT

592. RIGHT HERE, NIGGA.

593. THIS IS

594. A LOVE SEAT, NIGGA.

595. I CAN'T EVEN SIT ON THIS

596. IF I AIN'T IN LOVE.

597. NIGGA, WHAT KIND

598. OF SHIT IS THAT?"

599. "NIGGA, IF YOU DON'T GET OUT

600. MY MOTHER FUCKING HOUSE—"

601. YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL

602. WITH WEED.

603. WEED MAKE YOU NOTICE SHIT

604. YOU AIN'T SUPPOSED TO NOTICE.

605. LIKE I DON'T EVEN GIVE

606. A FUCK ABOUT POLITICS NO MORE

607. 'CAUSE I DONE

608. FIGURED IT OUT.

609. ALL OF THE GOVERNMENT

610. IS PIMPS, THEY ALL PIMPS.

611. 'CAUSE PIMPS SAY SHIT TO YA

612. AND THEN DON'T EXPLAIN IT.

613. THAT'S HOW

614. OUR GOVERNMENT DO.

615. A PIMP'LL HAVE A WOMAN

616. IN THE CAR AND BE LIKE,

617. "GET OUT THERE

618. AND SUCK SOME DICK.

619. WE GONNA TAKE OVER

620. ALL THE STONE MOUNTAIN."

621. SHE DON'T ASK NO QUESTION,

622. SHE JUST,

623. "I DON'T HOW

624. IT'S GONNA WORK,

625. BUT I'MA DO MY

626. MOTHER FUCKING PART.

627. I'MA DO WHAT I'M

628. SUPPOSED TO DO."

629. THAT'S HOW THE FUCK

630. OUR GOVERNMENT TREAT US.

631. JUST TELL US SHIT,

632. DON'T MAKE NO SENSE.

633. WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE

634. STILL DOING IN IRAQ?

635. CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME?

636. AIN'T WE KILLED

637. EVERYBODY?

638. THAT'S WHY I LOVE AMERICA,

639. WE SOME GOD DAMN BULLIES.

640. WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT.

641. WE BE ON CNN LIKE,

642. "SAY OUR NAME, BITCH, SAY IT.

643. SAY IT THREE TIMES.

644. DON'T SAY IT,

645. WE'RE GONNA COME OVER THERE

646. AND KILL EVERYBODY."

647. YOU DON'T BELIEVE

648. WE GANGSTERS?

649. TELL ME WHAT THE IRAQI

650. UNIFORM LOOK LIKE.

651. DON'T WORRY,

652. I'LL WAIT.

653. 'CAUSE YOU AIN'T NEVER

654. SEEN THAT MOTHER FUCKER.

655. WE AIN'T KILLING THEY ARMY,

656. NIGGA, WE KILLING THEM.

657. WE OVER THERE KILLING NIGGAS

658. IN SWEAT PANTS, TANK TOPS,

659. FLIP FLOPS,

660. AND A COWBOY HAT.

661. YOU SHOULDN'TVE

662. BEEN TALKING SHIT.

663. OUR GOVERNMENT PIMPS,

664. THEY GET ON THE NEWS,

665. THEY ACT LIKE WE AIN'T EVEN

666. OVER THERE KILLING REAL PEOPLE.

667. THEY'LL NEVER GET

668. ON THE NEWS AND SAY,

669. "TODAY WE KILLED FOUR MEN,

670. THREE WOMEN, AND TWO CHILDREN."

671. THEY USE A WORD NIGGAS

672. CAN'T READILY IDENTIFY.

673. "TODAY WE KILLED

674. A GROUP OF INSURGENTS."

675. NIGGAS BE AT THE HOUSE LIKE,

676. "I DON'T EVEN KNOW

677. NO MOTHER FUCKING

678. INSURGENTS.

679. YOU CAN KILL ALL THEM

680. MOTHER FUCKERS.

681. I DON'T HAVE NOT ONE

682. INSURGENT FRIEND."

683. WEED'LL HELP YOU NOTICE

684. SHIT LIKE THAT,

685. BUT YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL

686. WITH THIS SUPER STRONG WEED

687. 'CAUSE YOU CAN'T DO

688. EVERYTHING YOU REGULARLY DO.

689. IT'S EASY TO GET HIGH,

690. IT IS NOT EASY TO GET UN-HIGH

691. WHEN YOUR BABY

692. WALK IN THE ROOM.

693. NOW YOU IN THE HOUSE

694. CLEANING UP SHIT

695. THAT DON'T NEED

696. TO BE CLEANED. YOU—

697. YOUR BABY BE LIKE, "I DON'T

698. EVEN WANT NOTHING NO MORE.

699. EVERY TIME IT SMELLS LIKE

700. PINE CONES IN HERE,

701. DADDY BE TRIPPING."

702. YOU GOT TO BE CAREFUL,

703. IF YOU GOT KIDS,

704. YOU GONNA HAVE TO CUT DOWN

705. ON YOUR WEED CONSUMPTION.

706. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

707. WHAT YOU SAY.

708. IT'S COOL TO GET HIGH,

709. IT IS NOT COOL TO GET HIGH

710. AND EAT UP ALL

711. YOUR BABY'S CEREAL.

712. THAT SHIT

713. IS NOT COOL.

714. YOU WAKE UP, YOUR BABY ALREADY

715. IN THE KITCHEN CRYING.

716. "THANK GOD

717. YOU WOKE UP, DADDY.

718. YOU REMEMBER YOU HAD PUT

719. THE COCOA PUFFS ON TOP

720. OF THE FRIGENATOR AND NOW

721. THEY NOT EVEN UP THERE."

722. NOW YOU SO EMBARRASSED, YOU GOT

723. TO PLAY IF OFF WITH THE NIGGA.

724. YOU—

725. "NIGGA, THEY DAMN SURE

726. AIN'T UP HERE.

727. THEM MOTHER FUCKING INSURGENTS

728. DONE COME IN OUR HOUSE

729. AND STOLE—"

730. (LAUGHTER

731. AND APPLAUSE)

732. HOW THE FUCK THEY GIVE ME

733. A CUP BIGGER THAN ME?

734. NIGGA GONNA CLIMB

735. OUT THE CUP.

736. JUST SAYING, YOU GOT

737. TO BE CAREFUL, LIFE IS SHORT.

738. ENJOY YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIFE,

739. DO WHATEVER YOU CAN

740. FOR YOUR LIFE

741. TO BE THE SHIT.

742. I DON'T FUCK WITH NIGGAS

743. THAT DON'T KEEP IT PUSHING.

744. YOU GOT TO BE FUCKING WITH

745. NIGGAS THAT DOING BETTER

746. AND BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER

747. AND BETTER AND BETTER.

748. STOP FUCKING WITH NIGGAS

749. THAT'S DOING THE SAME SHIT.

750. I DON'T EVEN GO TO NIGGAS'

751. BIRTHDAY PARTIES

752. IF THEY DOING THE SAME SHIT

753. THEY WAS DOING LAST YEAR.

754. NIGGA, NO, BEEN THERE,

755. DONE THAT.

756. SEE YA, PIMPIN'.

757. ALL I'M SAYING IS IF YOU

758. BEEN SELLING WEED SINCE 1994

759. AND YOU AIN'T BUMPED UP

760. TO COCAINE BY 2006, NIGGA,

761. MAYBE YOU NEED TO BE

762. A JEHOVAH WITNESS

763. OR A REAL ESTATE

764. CONSULTANT.

765. WE TRYING TO GET IT

766. PUSHING AROUND HERE.

767. LIFE IS TOO

768. MOTHER FUCKING SHORT.

769. LOOK AT ALL

770. THE DRUG DEALERS.

771. JUST SAYING, LIVE YOUR

772. MOTHER FUCKING LIFE.

773. YOU GOT TO GET YOUR

774. MOTHER FUCKING HUSTLE.

775. UNDERSTAND, NIGGAS IS GONNA

776. HATE YOU REGARDLESS.

777. GET THAT OUT OF YOUR HEAD,

778. THAT FANTASY WORLD

779. WHERE NIGGAS

780. AIN'T HATIN' ON YOU.

781. YOU GOT TO BE GRATEFUL,

782. YOU NEED HATERS.

783. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU

784. COMPLAINING ABOUT?

785. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU

786. THINK A HATER'S JOB IS?

787. TO FUCKING HATE,

788. SO LET THEM MOTHER FUCKERS

789. DO THEY GOD DAMN JOB.

790. WHAT THE FUCK IS YOU

791. COMPLAINING ABOUT?

792. LADIES, IF YOU GOT 14 WOMEN

793. HATIN' ON YOU,

794. YOU NEED TO FIGURE OUT

795. HOW THE FUCK TO GET TO 16

796. BEFORE THE SUMMER

797. GET HERE.

798. WHAT THE FUCK

799. IS YOU MAD ABOUT?

800. FELLAS,

801. IS YOU GOT 20 HATERS,

802. YOU NEED 40 OF THEM

803. MOTHER FUCKERS.

804. WHAT IS YOU

805. COMPLAINING ABOUT?

806. IF THERE'S ANY HATERS

807. IN HERE RIGHT NOW

808. THAT DON'T HAVE NOBODY

809. TO HATE ON,

810. FEEL FREE TO

811. HATE ON ME.

812. SIT BACK THERE AND SAY

813. MY HAIR AIN'T LUXURIOUS

814. WHEN YOU KNOW

815. IT IS, BITCH.

816. (LAUGHTER

817. AND APPLAUSE)

818. DIPSET, DIPSET.

819. I'M ENJOYING MY

820. MOTHER FUCKING LIFE,

821. THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING,

822. I ADVISE YOU TO DO THE SAME.

823. DO SHIT

824. THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY.

825. GO OUT AND GET YOU SOME

826. WHITE FRIENDS.

827. GET YOU SOME WHITE

828. MOTHER FUCKING FRIENDS.

829. YOU AIN'T GOT

830. TO SLEEP WITH 'EM,

831. BUT YOU GONNA NEED

832. THEM MOTHER FUCKERS.

833. IF YOU GO TO JAIL

834. AND CALL YOUR NIGGA FRIENDS,

835. THESE MOTHER FUCKERS

836. WILL INTERROGATE YOU MORE

837. THAN THE GOD DAMN

838. POLICE DID.

839. THEY'LL HAVE YOUR ASS

840. ON THE PHONE,

841. "WHERE THE FUCK

842. WAS YOU AT?

843. WHAT THE FUCK

844. WAS YOU DOING?

845. WHY THE FUCK

846. YOU AIN'T CALL ME?"

847. NOT YOUR WHITE FRIENDS,

848. THEM MOTHER FUCKERS'LL BE THERE

849. BY THE TIME YOU

850. HANG UP THE PHONE

851. AND THEY'LL BE MADDER

852. THAN YOU.

853. "JUST WHAT THE FUCK

854. DID HE DO?

855. MURDER?

856. MURDERED WHO?

857. LOOK, I'VE FUCKING KNOWN HIM

858. FOR TWO WEEKS,

859. HE WOULDN'T FUCKING

860. DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT."

861. GOTTA LOVE WHITE PEOPLE,

862. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

863. WHAT YOU SAY,

864. WHITE PEOPLE ARE FRIENDLY.

865. YOU CAN CALL THEM

866. MOTHER FUCKERS UP

867. AT THREE O'CLOCK

868. IN THE MORNING

869. WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND THEY

870. WON'T EVEN BE MAD AT YOU.

871. THEY DONE—

872. "HELLO?

873. NO, I'M SORRY,

874. NO SHAQUITA HERE.

875. WELL, WHAT NUMBER

876. DID YOU DIAL?

877. NO, IT'S A NINE,

878. NOT A SEVEN.

879. WELL, TRY IT,

880. IF IT DOESN'T WORK,

881. CALL ME BACK.

882. WE'LL FIGURE THIS THING OUT."

883. GOTTA LOVE

884. WHITE PEOPLE.

885. IT'S THANKS TO

886. WHITE PEOPLE WE KNOW

887. ANYTHING ABOUT

888. WILD ANIMALS.

889. DO YOU REALIZE THAT NIGGAS

890. HAVE NEVER IN THE HISTORY

891. OF NIGGADOM DISCOVERED

892. A WILD ANIMAL, NOT ONE.

893. NOT A WILD PIT BULL, NOTHING,

894. 'CAUSE WE TOO CAUTIOUS.

895. NIGGAS DON'T

896. DISCOVER SHIT.

897. WE DON'T GET

898. CLOSE ENOUGH TO DISCOVER.

899. NIGGAS TAKE

900. NO CHANCES.

901. "WAIT, NIGGA, IS THAT

902. A ROTTWEILER OR A BEAR?

903. NIGGA, GO, GO, NO GO,

904. FUCK THAT, GO."

905. WHITE PEOPLE THOUGH,

906. LET ME SAY THIS,

907. Y'ALL NEED SOME

908. NIGGA FRIENDS.

909. GET YOU SOME

910. NIGGA FRIENDS.

911. JUST DON'T EVER, EVER CALL 'EM

912. "YOUR NIGGA FRIENDS".

913. DON'T EVER—

914. THAT'LL FUCK

915. THE RELATIONSHIP UP.

916. "THERE'S

917. MY NIGGA FRIEND.

918. YOU GUYS SAY IT

919. ALL THE TIME. WHAT—"

920. WHITE PEOPLE, YOU NEED

921. YOUR NIGGA FRIENDS

922. SO THEY CAN TELL YOU

923. WHEN SHIT IS NOT APPROPRIATE.

924. FIRST OF ALL, WHITE PEOPLE,

925. PLEASE STOP PUTTING

926. THEM LITTLE BLUE LEASHES

927. ON YOUR CHILDREN.

928. PLEASE,

929. STOP DOING THAT.

930. THAT IS ONLY

931. ENTERTAINMENT FOR NIGGAS.

932. THAT'S ALL THAT IS, WE BE

933. EXCITED THAN A MOTHER FUCKER.

934. SAY,

935. "LOOK AT 'EM, LOOK."

936. THAT'S WHY WHITE KIDS GROW UP

937. AND KILL EVERYBODY

938. IN THE GOD DAMN SCHOOL

939. 'CAUSE YOU DONE TREATED 'EM

940. LIKE A GERMAN SHEPHERD

941. EVER SINCE THEY WAS THREE.

942. THEY BE IN STORE LIKE,

943. "OOH, I WANT—"

944. LOOK AT NIGGAS LAUGHING

945. LIKE WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK

946. TO DO WITH OUR KIDS.

947. WE DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK

948. TO DO WITH OUR KIDS NEITHER.

949. LOOK, I KNOW ALL COMICS

950. COME ON STAGE AND SAY

951. YOU NEED TO BEAT YOUR KIDS,

952. BUT AS A FATHER,

953. LET ME JUST SAY PUBLICLY,

954. MAYBE WE SHOULD STOP

955. BEATING OUR KIDS.

956. PUBLICLY.

957. WE ARE TIRED OF GOING

958. TO THE GROCERY STORE

959. TO SEE YOU BEAT

960. YOUR MOTHER FUCKING BABIES.

961. MAYBE YOUR BABY

962. AIN'T BAD, BITCH.

963. MAYBE YOU'S A BAD MOTHER,

964. DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT,

965. YOU RETARDED

966. MOTHER FUCKER?

967. THAT IS A TODDLER, YOUR BABY'S

968. SUPPOSED TO LIKE SKITTLES,

969. YOU IGNORANT BITCH!

970. AS SOON AS YOUR BABY

971. TOUCH THE SKITTLES,

972. YOU, "WHAT THE FUCK

973. DID I TELL YOUR MOTHER—

974. WHAT DID I SAY

975. IN THE CAR, BITCH?

976. WHAT DID I SAY IN

977. THE MOTHER FUCKING CAR?"

978. WHITE PEOPLE'LL BE LIKE,

979. "YOU CAN'T DO THAT."

980. "BITCH, YOU'RE NEXT!

981. WHAT THE FUCK!"

982. GOTTA LOVE

983. WHITE PEOPLE.

984. GOTTA FUCKING LOVE 'EM,

985. BUT WHITE PEOPLE,

986. YOUR NIGGA FRIENDS,

987. THEY CAN HELP YOU.

988. WHERE ARE MY SPANISH

989. PEOPLE AT?

990. WHERE

991. THE SPANISH PEOPLE?

992. WE GOT TO THANK

993. ALL 17 OF Y'ALL FOR COMING.

994. WE APPRECIATE THAT.

995. I KNOW MOST OF YOU

996. MOTHER FUCKERS ROLL TOGETHER.

997. Y'ALL MOTHER FUCKERS

998. ARE EFFICIENT.

999. YOU EVER SEEN THEM

1000. COME TO CLUB?

1001. THERE BE 39 OF THEM MOTHER

1002. FUCKERS IN THE SAME CAR JUST—

1003. LIKE, "BITCH, THAT IS

1004. A FORD FOCUS.

1005. HOW MANY MOTHER FUCKERS

1006. IS IN THERE?"

1007. BUT YOU NEED

1008. YOUR SPANISH FRIENDS.

1009. DON'T NOBODY PARTY

1010. LIKE THEM MOTHER FUCKERS.

1011. NOBODY IN THE WORLD

1012. PARTY LIKE THEM MOTHER FUCKERS

1013. 'CAUSE THEY DON'T NEED SHIT

1014. THAT NIGGAS NEED.

1015. THEY DON'T NEED

1016. INVITATIONS OR STREAMERS

1017. OR BALLOONS OR NOTHING.

1018. THEM MOTHER FUCKERS

1019. ONLY NEED A FRONT YARD

1020. AND SOME MOTHER FUCKING CORONA

1021. AND THEM MOTHER FUCKERS—

1022. NIGGAS CAN'T EVEN GO

1023. TO THEY PARTIES

1024. 'CAUSE THEY DON'T

1025. NEVER END.

1026. FUCK, YOU HAVE A PARTY

1027. LAST THREE AND A HALF

1028. MOTHER FUCKING MONTHS,

1029. JUST GOT NIGGAS

1030. IN THERE HOSTAGE.

1031. JUST—

1032. "I WANT TO GO HOME,

1033. NIGGA, THIS IS—"

1034. SPANISH PEOPLE, YOU GOT TO GET

1035. YOU SOME NIGGA FRIENDS TOO

1036. SO THEY CAN TELL YOU

1037. WHEN SHIT IS NOT APPROPRIATE.

1038. WE ARE TIRED OF GOING TO THE

1039. LAUNDROMAT TO SEE YOU IN THERE.

1040. YOUR BABY GIRL IS ALL

1041. OF SEVEN YEARS OLD,

1042. THIS BITCH HAS ON A WEDDING

1043. DRESS AND SOCCER SHOES.

1044. WHERE THE FUCK

1045. IS SHE GOING?

1046. IS SHE MARRYING BLEACH?

1047. ALL I'M SAYING

1048. SPANISH PEOPLE, IS IF YOU ARE

1049. PUSHING A STROLLER

1050. THROUGH THE MALL

1051. AND YOUR CHILD'S FEET CAN TOUCH

1052. THE GROUND OUT THE STROLLER,

1053. LET LITTLE ESE

1054. WALK THEN.

1055. THIS MOTHER FUCKER'S

1056. 13 GOD DAMN YEARS OLD

1057. WITH A CIGARETTE

1058. AND A SIDEKICK.

1059. "PUSH IT FASTER,

1060. ESE."

1061. ALL I'M SAYING IS LIFE

1062. IS TOO SHORT FOR RACISM.

1063. WE ALL GOT

1064. MOTHER FUCKING PROBLEMS,

1065. BUT WE CAN LEARN,

1066. WE COULD LEARN.

1067. JUST, NIGGAS, JUST—

1068. FUCK THAT.

1069. JUST DON'T TRY TO DO EVERYTHING

1070. WITH YOUR WHITE FRIENDS.

1071. DON'T GET DRUNK

1072. WITH YOUR WHITE FRIENDS.

1073. CAN'T DO IT.

1074. CAN'T FUCKING DO IT,

1075. THEY DON'T DRINK LIKE NIGGAS.

1076. NIGGAS, WE ARE

1077. VERY CONSISTENT.

1078. IF A NIGGA DRINK HENNESSEY,

1079. THAT WHAT THE FUCK

1080. THAT NIGGA DRINK.

1081. THAT'S WHAT HE DRINK.

1082. HENNESSEY, YOU AIN'T GOTTA

1083. KEEP ASKING HIM.

1084. THAT'S WHAT HE DRINK

1085. ON MONDAY, WEDNESDAY,

1086. FRIDAY, HIS BIRTHDAY,

1087. JESUS' BIRTHDAY, HENNESSEY.

1088. IF THEY DON'T HAVE HENNESSEY,

1089. HE WILL TAKE REMY

1090. AS A BACK-UP,

1091. THAT'S AS FAR AS IT GOES.

1092. WHITE PEOPLE DON'T CARE

1093. WHAT THEY DRINK.

1094. ALL THEY CARE ABOUT

1095. IS WHAT THEY SAID

1096. WHEN THEY WAS LEAVING

1097. THE HOUSE.

1098. "TONIGHT,

1099. WE'RE GETTING FUCKED UP!"

1100. IT'S ALL THE FUCK

1101. THEY CARE ABOUT.

1102. THEM MOTHER FUCKERS—AND YOU

1103. GOT TO BE CAREFUL, NIGGAS,

1104. 'CAUSE THEY TRICKY.

1105. WHITE PEOPLE LIKE TO

1106. BUY THE DRINK.

1107. AS A NIGGA, WE ARE NOT

1108. PREPARED TO TURN DOWN

1109. A FREE GOD DAMN DRINK.

1110. WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK

1111. WHAT IT US, LIKE,

1112. "THIS IS UNLEADED?

1113. THAT'S SPICIER

1114. THAN A MOTHER FUCKER.

1115. NIGGA, I LIKE THAT."

1116. I HAD TO FIND OUT

1117. THE HARD WAY.

1118. I'M DRINKING WITH

1119. SOME WHITE PEOPLE,

1120. THEY BUYING ME THESE

1121. GOD DAMN DRINKS.

1122. THE SHIT WAS DELICIOUS.

1123. IT WAS CALLED ZAMBOOKI

1124. AND I SHOULDA KNOWN,

1125. THAT DON'T EVEN SOUND LIKE

1126. NO SHIT A NIGGA

1127. SHOULD BE DRINKING

1128. ANY GOD DAMN WAY.

1129. SOUND LIKE ONE OF MY

1130. AFRICAN COUSINS OR SOME SHIT.

1131. BUT THE SHIT WAS DELICIOUS,

1132. BUT IT WAS COFFEE AND ALCOHOL

1133. TOGETHER.

1134. I WAS KNOCKING

1135. THEM BITCHES BACK.

1136. IT WASN'T TILL I GOT FUCKED UP

1137. THAT I REALIZED THAT MAYBE...

1138. MAYBE THIS IS NOT

1139. THE RIGHT COMBINATION OF SHIT

1140. FOR A NIGGA TO BE

1141. FUCKED UP ON

1142. 'CAUSE NOW I'M FUCKED UP.

1143. I'M AT THE HOUSE

1144. AND NIGGA IS FUCKED UP,

1145. BUT I CAN'T PASS OUT.

1146. I'M JUST IN THE HOUSE,

1147. "NIGGA, I AM FUCKED UP.

1148. NAH, I'M COOL, NIGGA,

1149. I'M COOL, NIGGA, I'M COOL.

1150. FUCK THAT.

1151. LET'S GET

1152. THE DAY STARTED."

1153. WE GOT TO START HAVING FUN LIKE

1154. WHITE PEOPLE HAVE FUN THOUGH.

1155. WE BE THINKING WHITE PEOPLE

1156. CAN'T DANCE.

1157. WHITE PEOPLE BE TOO

1158. FUCKED UP TO DANCE.

1159. THAT'S HOW NIGGAS

1160. USED TO DO.

1161. REMEMBER WE USED TO GO TO

1162. THE CLUB AND HAVE FUN AND SHIT?

1163. NIGGA USED TO GO

1164. AND HAVE FUN.

1165. WE CAN'T HAVE FUN.

1166. NOW, NIGGAS JUST IN THE CLUB

1167. WATCHING OTHER NIGGAS

1168. AND SHIT.

1169. JUST WAITING ON SOME SHIT

1170. TO POP OFF.

1171. GET REAL HIGH

1172. AND GO TO THE CLUB NEXT TIME

1173. 'CAUSE THAT FUCK IT

1174. IN YOUR SYSTEM'LL HELP YOU OUT.

1175. JUST GO IN THE CLUB

1176. AND MAKE UP YOUR OWN

1177. MOTHER FUCKING DANCE

1178. AND SEE HOW MUCH FUN

1179. YOUR GOD DAMN ASS HAVE

1180. WHILE MOTHER FUCKER

1181. IS WATCHING YOU.

1182. YEAH, LIKE WHEN

1183. THAT SONG COME ON,

1184. JUST WALK IN THE CLUB.

1185. GET REAL HIGH

1186. AND WALK IN

1187. AND MAKE UP YOUR OWN DANCE.

1188. I'M JUST SAYING,

1189. HAVE SOME FUN IN YOUR LIFE.

1190. LIFE IS SHORT.

1191. - CAN I DO IT ONE TIME

1192. FOR THE FOLKS?

1193. - ONE TIME

1194. FOR THE FOLKS.

1195. - CAN I GET

1196. A YEAH?

1197. YEAH!

1198. - CAN I GET

1199. A YEAH?

1200. YEAH!

1201. - CAN I GET

1202. A WHAT?

1203. - WHAT!

1204. - CAN I GET

1205. A WHAT?

1206. WHAT!

1207. - WE'LL LIKE TO GET

1208. A OKAY!

1209. OKAY!

1210. - ATL, HOLLER!

1211. - YOU GOTTA GO IN THE GYM

1212. AND LISTEN TO THAT NIGGA MUSIC.

1213. THAT NIGGA'S MUSIC

1214. GETS YOU FUCKED UP.

1215. BE IN A ROOM FULL

1216. OF STRANGERS, TALKING ABOUT,

1217. "FUCK THEM

1218. NIGGAS ON THE SOUTH SIDE."

1219. "NIGGA, WHERE IS

1220. MY COMPASS?

1221. WHERE IS MY

1222. COMPASS?

1223. I THOUGHT—"

1224. JUST SAYING, YOU GO TO

1225. ENJOY YOUR MOTHER FUCKING LIFE.

1226. LIFE IS TOO FUCKING SHORT

1227. FOR BULLSHIT.

1228. I'M IN HOLLYWOOD NOW,

1229. I'M FINDING OUT MOST OF THE SHIT

1230. I THOUGHT WAS REAL

1231. AIN'T EVEN REAL.

1232. I MET DMX NINE MONTHS AGO,

1233. THIS NIGGA IS TWO INCHES

1234. TALLER THEM ME.

1235. I DON'T KNOW WHY THE FUCK

1236. I THOUGHT THAT NIGGA

1237. WAS 6'12"

1238. OR SOMETHING.

1239. THAT NIGGA

1240. IS MY SIZE.

1241. AND HE REALLY TALK

1242. LIKE THAT.

1243. WE IN THE RESTAURANT,

1244. HE,

1245. "HEY, BITCH!

1246. CAN I GET SOME WATER

1247. AND SOME LEMON?"

1248. "NIGGA, WHY

1249. ARE YOU HOLLERING?

1250. WE IN A RESTAURANT,

1251. NIGGA, DON'T NOBODY—"

1252. YOU KNOW THAT NIGGA

1253. WASN'T SHIT IN SCHOOL.

1254. COULDN'T CHEAT AT ALL,

1255. JUST, "HEY, BITCH!

1256. WHAT'S THE ANSWER

1257. TO NUMBER SEVEN?"

1258. "NIGGA, YOU NEED TO BE

1259. IN THE SPECIAL CLASS.

1260. WHAT THE FUCK IS—"

1261. I MET OMARION, THIS NIGGA

1262. IS THE KING OF DANCING

1263. FOR A MOTHER FUCKING REASON

1264. 'CAUSE ALL WHILE

1265. YOU TRYING TO TALK TO THIS

1266. SIMPLE MOTHER FUCKER,

1267. HE IS PRACTICING

1268. HIS GOD DAMN DANCE MOVES.

1269. I'M TRYING TO HAVE

1270. A CONVERSATION, THIS MOTHER—

1271. "OH, TOUCH."

1272. "TOUCH WHAT, NIGGA?

1273. THIS IS—"

1274. I MET SHAQUILLE O'NEAL,

1275. I WAS SO MOTHER FUCKING

1276. HAPPY TO MEET

1277. THAT NIGGA.

1278. THEN I FIND OUT I CAN'T BE

1279. THIS NIGGA'S FRIEND IN PUBLIC

1280. 'CAUSE HE JUST TOO

1281. MOTHER FUCKING TALL.

1282. HOW THE FUCKING LOOK—

1283. I'M TRYING TO CONGRATULATE YOU

1284. ON A GOOD GAME AND YOU GOT

1285. YOUR DICK ALL ON MY FOREHEAD.

1286. THIS IS BULLSHIT,

1287. NIGGA.

1288. AND HE SAID IF YOU IN THE ATL

1289. AND A NIGGA DOIN' DRUGS

1290. IN THE ATL, THE NIGGA

1291. AT LEAST EXCUSE HIS SELF.

1292. GO TO THE BATHROOM

1293. OR SOME SHIT.

1294. NIGGAS IN HOLLYWOOD JUST DO

1295. THE DRUGS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU

1296. AND ACT LIKE

1297. AIN'T SHIT HAPPENED.

1298. YOU IN THE MIDDLE

1299. OF A GOD DAMN MEETING,

1300. THEY, "YEAH, SO WHAT WE'RE

1301. GONNA DO IS WE'RE GONNA DO

1302. THE MOVIE WITH YOU

1303. AND WE'RE GONNA—

1304. WE'RE GONNA GO BACK—"

1305. "NIGGA, DID YOU KNOW

1306. THAT I CAN SEE YOU?

1307. NIGGA, YOU RIGHT THERE,

1308. IT'S ON YOUR NOSE.

1309. NIGGA, WHAT?"

1310. MOTHER FUCKERS'LL BE GAY

1311. IN HOLLYWOOD

1312. YOU NEVER FUCKING

1313. EXPECTED.

1314. THEY BE HAVING THESE

1315. BIG ASS MANSION PARTIES.

1316. AND THE MANSION PARTY,

1317. THE WHOLE MANSION IS A PARTY

1318. AND THEN IT'S A SEPARATE PARTY

1319. IN THE LITTLE ROOMS.

1320. I AIN'T BEEN FAMOUS

1321. THAT GOD DAMN LONG.

1322. I'M EXCITED THAN A MOTHER FUCKER

1323. TO BE AT THE MANSION PARTY.

1324. YOU BE LOOKING IN ALL

1325. THE GOD DAMN ROOMS

1326. AND YOU FUCK AROUND AND LOOK

1327. IN THE WRONG ROOM AND SHIT.

1328. "NIGGA, COME HERE.

1329. COME HERE.

1330. IS THAT

1331. TWO NIGGAS KISSING?

1332. IS ONE OF THEM NIGGAS

1333. PROFESSOR OBI?

1334. HE CAME OUT THE CLOSET!

1335. HE CAME OUT THE CLOSET!

1336. OH MY GOD,

1337. A RUBBER, RUBBER!"

1338. SHUT THE GOD DAMN DOOR.

1339. ALL I'M SAYING IS,

1340. OUR COUNTRY IS IN

1341. TURMOIL RIGHT NOW.

1342. REAL NIGGAS

1343. VERSE BITCH NIGGAS.

1344. AND BITCH NIGGAS IS GETTING

1345. STRONG THAN A MOTHER FUCKER.

1346. THESE MOTHER FUCKERS

1347. GOT POWER AND SHIT.

1348. UNDERSTAND IT,

1349. THE GAME AIN'T THE SAME.

1350. MARTHA STEWART AND LIL KIM

1351. BOTH HAD TO GO TO PRISON.

1352. TO PRISON, NOW LET'S LOOK

1353. AT THE CRIME.

1354. FUCK THEM,

1355. LOOK AT THE CRIME.

1356. MARTHA STEWART,

1357. THIS WAS HER CRIME.

1358. THE BITCH HAD HER MONEY

1359. IN AN ACCOUNT,

1360. A MOTHER FUCKER CAME UP TO HER

1361. AND WAS LIKE,

1362. "PSST, PSST.

1363. MARTHA.

1364. IF YOU DON'T MOVE YOUR MONEY,

1365. BITCH, IT'S GONNA BE GONE."

1366. AND SHE MOVED

1367. HER MOTHER FUCKING MONEY.

1368. NOW MAYBE IN THE WHITE FAMILY'S

1369. HOUSEHOLD THIS IS A FELONY,

1370. BUT TO NIGGAS THIS IS

1371. A MOTHER FUCKING HOOK-UP.

1372. AND IF NIGGAS IS GOING TO JAIL

1373. OVER A HOOK-UP...

1374. LIL KIM WENT TO JAIL

1375. FOR NOT SNITCHING.

1376. GIVE YOU THAT

1377. ONE MORE 'GAIN.

1378. NOT SNITCHING, FOR DOING WHAT

1379. YOUR MAMA TOLD YOU TO DO.

1380. DIDN'T YOUR MAMA EVER SAY,

1381. "STOP TATTLE-TALING

1382. ALL THE

1383. MOTHER FUCKING TIME.

1384. DON'T NOBODY LIKE

1385. A TATTLE-TALE."

1386. THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK

1387. SHE WENT TO PRISON FOR.

1388. MEANWHILE, MICHAEL JACKSON

1389. IS FREE THAN A MOTHER FUCKER

1390. SMELLING LIKE LITTLE BOYS'

1391. BOOTY HOLES

1392. AND I'M SUPPOSED

1393. TO BE EXCITED.

1394. FUCK MICHAEL. I KNOW,

1395. I'M SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY

1396. 'CAUSE HE USED TO BE BLACK.

1397. I KNOW, I KNOW.

1398. I REMEMBER.

1399. FUCK THAT.

1400. MICHAEL FORGOT

1401. HE WAS A NIGGA.

1402. HE FORGOT HE WAS

1403. A NIGGA.

1404. HE FORGOT HE WAS

1405. A NIGGA.

1406. THAT IS WAS US SUPPORTING HIM

1407. WHEN HE HAD THAT BIG ASS,

1408. GREASY ASS,

1409. BELL PEPPER ASS NOSE.

1410. THAT WAS US.

1411. THEN THE MOTHER FUCKER

1412. WANTED TO GET WHITE

1413. AND WE KEPT GIVING

1414. THE NIGGA CHANCES AND SHIT

1415. WITH THE

1416. VILLA LAGO SHIT.

1417. YOU KNOW THAT AIN'T NO

1418. REAL GOD DAMN SHIT.

1419. WHAT NIGGA YOU KNOW

1420. CAUGHT VILLA LAGO?

1421. IT'D BE A LINE AS BIG

1422. AS A MOTHER FUCKER

1423. TO CATCH VILLA LAGO.

1424. "YOU MEAN I CAN GET

1425. MY CREDIT RATING UP TO 720

1426. BY CATCHING THIS SHIT?"

1427. FUCK MICHAEL.

1428. FUCK HIM.

1429. FUCK HIM, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

1430. HOW GOOD YOU CAN SING AND DANCE.

1431. I GOT BABIES,

1432. YOU NASTY MOTHER FUCKER.

1433. YOU CAN'T PLAY

1434. WITH LITTLE BOYS' BOOTY HOLES

1435. AND SOME OF Y'ALL

1436. LOOKING AT ME LIKE,

1437. "I CAN'T BELIEVE

1438. YOU SAYING THAT.

1439. IT'S A SET UP."

1440. FUCK A SET UP.

1441. DON'T NOBODY SAY

1442. THE SAME SHIT ABOUT YOU

1443. FOR 20 GOD DAMN YEARS, WHAT

1444. THE FUCK IS YOU TAKING ABOUT?

1445. IF A MOTHER FUCKER CALL YOU A

1446. CRACK HEAD FOR 20 YEARS,

1447. BITCH, YOU ARE

1448. SMOKING CRACK.

1449. WHITNEY DONE SMOKE

1450. HER KNEE CAPS OFF

1451. AND WE STILL TALKING ABOUT,

1452. "NUH UH."

1453. FUCK MICHAEL.

1454. HE SPENT HIS WHOLE LIFE

1455. TRYING TO BE A WHITE WOMAN.

1456. HIS WHOLE

1457. MOTHER FUCKING LIFE.

1458. THEN AS SOON AS THE NIGGA

1459. GET IN TROUBLE,

1460. NOW HE WANT TO BE

1461. SURROUNDED BY MUSLIMS AND SHIT.

1462. MICHAEL, YOU AIN'T NO

1463. MOTHER FUCKING MUSLIM.

1464. YOU CAN'T EVEN BE A MUSLIM,

1465. YOU GOT A WHITE WOMAN PORK FACE.

1466. HOW YOU GONNA BE A MUSLIM,

1467. HALF YOUR FACE IS PORK, MICHAEL.

1468. FUCK MICHAEL, GONNA GET ON TV

1469. AND LIE TO US

1470. AND TELL US SHIT

1471. DON'T MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE.

1472. THIS NIGGA CLIMBING UP

1473. IN TREES AND SHIT,

1474. TALKING ABOUT,

1475. "DON'T YOU CLIMB TREES?"

1476. NO, MOTHER FUCKER,

1477. WE GOT BILLS AND SHIT.

1478. TAKE YOUR PETER PAN ASS

1479. AND MAKE SOME PEANUT BUTTER

1480. OR SOME SHIT.

1481. FUCK MICHAEL, TELLING NIGGAS

1482. THAT'LL PAY GOOD MONEY FOR HIM,

1483. TELLING US SHIT THAT DON'T MAKE

1484. NO GOD DAMN SENSE.

1485. TALKING ABOUT HE PUT HIS NIGGA

1486. DICK IN A WHITE WOMAN

1487. AND CAME OUT WITH TWO BABIES

1488. THAT AIN'T MIXED.

1489. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK

1490. YOU TALKING TO, NIGGA?

1491. I'M A GROWN MOTHER FUCKING MAN,

1492. YOU PUT A NIGGA DICK

1493. IN A WHITE WOMAN AND GOT TWO

1494. BLONDE, BLUE EYED BABIES?

1495. NIGGA, FUCK YOU.

1496. FUCK YOU. ONE OF THEM BABIES'

1497. NAME IS BLANKET.

1498. YOU CAN'T NAME

1499. NO NIGGA BABY BLANKET.

1500. YOU CAN'T NAME A NIGGA BABY

1501. NOTHING SOFT.

1502. NOT BLANKET, QUILT,

1503. COMFORTER, NONE OF THAT SHIT.

1504. FUCK MICHAEL.

1505. WE KNOW WHAT THE FUCK

1506. MICHAEL DOIN'.

1507. WE BEEN KNOWING

1508. HOW MICHAEL WAS.

1509. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME,

1510. TELL ME WHEN'S THE LAST TIME

1511. MICHAEL WAS IN A RELATIONSHIP

1512. THAT YOU BELIEVED.

1513. DON'T WORRY,

1514. I'LL WAIT.

1515. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME

1516. YOU WAS LIKE,

1517. "MICHAEL IS FUCKING THE SHIT

1518. OUTTA THAT BITCH."

1519. NOT NEVER.

1520. THAT MOTHER FUCKER SHOWING UP

1521. TO PRESS CONFERENCES.

1522. HE GOT EMMANUEL LEWIS SITTING ON

1523. HIS MOTHER FUCKING LAP

1524. AND WE LIKE,

1525. "OH, THAT'S CUTE."

1526. FORGETTING THE FACT

1527. THAT EMMANUEL LEWIS WAS 26

1528. MOTHER FUCKING

1529. YEARS OLD AT THE GOD DAMN TIME.

1530. FUCK THAT NIGGA.

1531. HE JUST ON THE BALCONY,

1532. PICKING LITTLE BOYS OUT. JUST—

1533. "I LIKE HIM."

1534. MICHAEL CAN'T FUCKING

1535. LIE TO ME.

1536. I'M A GROWN

1537. MOTHER FUCKING MAN.

1538. I LOVE BITCHES,

1539. THAT'S MY SHIT.

1540. I LOVE BITCHES,

1541. SO IF YOU GO TO MY HOUSE,

1542. THERE'S CERTAIN SHIT AT MY HOUSE

1543. THAT AIN'T FOR ME.

1544. IT'S FOR BITCHES.

1545. I GOT A REGULAR BED

1546. WITH REGULAR PILLOWS

1547. AND I GOT TWO PILLOWS

1548. WITH A SILK COVER ON IT.

1549. THAT'S NOT FOR ME,

1550. THAT'S IN CASE BITCHES

1551. WANT TO COME OVER THERE

1552. AND THEY DON'T FEEL LIKE

1553. WRAPPING THEY

1554. GOD DAMN HAIR.

1555. THEY AIN'T GOT TO

1556. FUCK UP THEY PERM

1557. FUCKING

1558. WITH A NIGGA.

1559. 'CAUSE I LOVE BITCHES,

1560. THAT'S MY SHIT.

1561. IF YOU GO TO MY HOUSE,

1562. THERE'S ALIZE IN MY HOUSE.

1563. I DON'T DRINK NO MOTHER FUCKING

1564. ALIZE, BUT BITCHES DO.

1565. SO WHEN THEY COME OVER THERE,

1566. I WANT 'EM TO FEEL COMFORTABLE.

1567. NOW WHAT THE FUCK WOULD MICHAEL

1568. NEED AT HIS HOUSE

1569. IF HE WAS TRYING TO MAKE

1570. LITTLE BOYS FEEL COMFORTABLE?

1571. I DON'T KNOW,

1572. A GOD DAMN AMUSEMENT PARK.

1573. SOME MOTHER FUCKING ANIMALS,

1574. SOME VIDEO GAMES.

1575. SOME FREE CANDY.

1576. YOU NOTICE ALL THE KIDS

1577. ON TRIAL WAS THE SAME.

1578. THEY WAS ALL EITHER SICK

1579. OR SLOW OR USED TO HAVE CANCER

1580. OR COULDN'T

1581. SPEAK ENGLISH GOOD.

1582. YOU NOTICE IT WASN'T NO LITTLE

1583. NIGGA KIDS ON TRIAL.

1584. YOU NOTICE THAT,

1585. DIDN'T YOU? YOU KNOW WHY?

1586. 'CAUSE IT'S HARD

1587. TO FUCK A NIGGA CHILD.

1588. THAT'S WHY. I COULD TAKE MY SON

1589. TO NEVER LAND RANCH RIGHT NOW.

1590. I BET YOU MICHAEL

1591. CAN'T FUCK HIM.

1592. MY SON'LL BE SITTING

1593. IN THE DRIVEWAY LIKE,

1594. "NUH UH,

1595. MR. JACKSON.

1596. I THOUGHT WE WAS GOING

1597. TO LIL BOW WOW'S HOUSE.

1598. I'M GONNA CALL

1599. MY DADDY.

1600. I AM A BOY,

1601. DEMON!

1602. YOU GONNA GET IT,

1603. YOU GONNA GET IT."

1604. Y'ALL BEEN ALL THAT,

1605. I APPRECIATE THE TIME.

1606. GOD BLESS.

1607. - KATT WILLIAMS TOUR.

1608. I FINALLY GOT A KATT WILLIAMS

1609. ALL-ACCESS PASS.

1610. ALL THIS SHIT GET ME

1611. IS LIKE...

1612. COLD ICE

1613. AND HOT MEAT.

1614. - MALE #3: I'M JUST LETTING

1615. EVERYBODY NOW OUT HERE,

1616. WE GETTING READY TO DO

1617. KATT ALBUM.

1618. HE'S OFFICIAL

1619. DIPLOMAT.

1620. - IN THE WORDS OF MY

1621. SPIRITUAL ADVISOR,

1622. THE GREAT ARCH BISHOP

1623. DON MAGIC JUAN.

1624. - CHURCH.

1625. - I'LL SAY CHURCH, PRIEST,

1626. TABERNACLE TO YOU.

1627. AND I KNOW YOU GONNA PUT

1628. YOUR PIMP FOOT FORWARD

1629. AND THEN ANOTHER ONE

1630. COME FROM BEHIND.

1631. YES SIR,

1632. ABSOLUTELY.

1633. - AND EVERYTHING'S

1634. GONNA BE ALRIGHT.

1635. - I WOULD HAVE TO SAY

1636. IT WAS GREAT.

1637. EVERYBODY NEEDS

1638. A NIGGA FRIEND.

1639. GOTTA HAVE

1640. A NIGGA FRIEND.

1641. IF YOU DON'T HAVE A NIGGA

1642. FRIEND, THEN WHERE CAN YOU GO?

1643. - KATT WILLIAMS

1644. IS THE TRUTH.

1645. - YEP.

1646. - THE TRUTH.

1647. - THAT'S THE BEST

1648. HBO SPECIAL.

1649. CAN'T WAIT FOR IT

1650. TO COME OUT AND CATCH THE MAN.

1651. - AND WHEN SHOWERING,

1652. YOU GONNA SHINE LIKE A STAR.

1653. YOU GONNA SHINE,

1654. YOU GONNA SHINE.

1655. YOU'RE GONNA SHINE SO BIG,

1656. SO BRIGHT.

1657. YOU'RE GONNA SHINE

1658. LIKE A STAR IN THE MIDNIGHT.

1659. YOU'RE GONNA SHINE REAL BIG

1660. IN THE SKY.

1661. I COULD SEE IT, MAN.

1662. I COULD SEE YOUR NAME

1663. IN BRIGHT LIGHTS.

1664. BUT WHAT YOU GOT TO DO AND WHAT

1665. YOU GOT TO UNDERSTAND IS THIS—

1666. HEY, BABY.

1667. BYE, GIRL.

1668. YOU BE SWEET.

1669. BUT LIKE I WAS SAYING

1670. BEFORE I WAS RUDELY INTERRUPTED

1671. BY THAT

1672. BIG MOUTHED BITCH—

1673. - KATT WILLIAMS,

1674. FUCK YOU VERY MUCH

1675. FOR HAVING ME

1676. AS A PART OF YOUR SHOW.

1677. BEHIND THE SCENES.

1678. OH, JUST SO YOU KNOW,

1679. I'M NOT AUTHORIZING

1680. THE USE OF ANY OF THIS SHIT.

1681. OH SHIT, HEY, I WAS JUST

1682. THANKING YOU FOR HAVING ME

1683. A PART OF THIS.

1684. KATT—

1685. OH SHIT,

1686. THIS MOTHER FUCKER.

1687. NIGGA, YOU—YOU REALLY ARE

1688. A LEPRECHAUN.

1689. - PICK UP THE PHONE, PIMP,

1690. PICK UP THE PHONE.

1691. YOUR HOES' CALLING ALL THE WAY

1692. FROM NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA.

1693. WOO!

1694. - HE GOES IN THERE

1695. AND GRABS MY GRAPE SODAS.

1696. LOOK AT THIS NIGGA.

1697. JUST LIKE A HOOD NIGGA,

1698. HE COULDN'T GRAB A COKE.

1699. HE HAD TO GRAB MY MOTHER FUCKING

1700. SODA WITH THE FLAVOR ON IT.

1701. THE ONE I PUT IN

1702. THE FREEZER.

1703. THE TWO I PUT IN THE FREEZER,

1704. HE GONNA GET.

1705. YOU BLOCK HEAD

1706. MOTHER FUCKER, YOU!

1707. - NO, THAT CAN'T BE IT.

1708. - MALE #1: THAT IS IT,

1709. YOU BLOCK HEAD FUCKAMU, G.

1710. 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW,

1711. THEY'RE COMING FOR THE PACKAGE.

1712. - YEAH, TURN MY MUSIC UP,

1713. BITCH, SHIT.

1714. PUT ON SOME OF THAT NEW SNOOP

1715. DOGG AND KATT WILLIAMS SHIT.

1716. SOME OF THAT, YEAH.

1717. SOME OF THAT.

1718. - ALL MY BITCHES.

1719. THERE'S SOMETHING

1720. YOU ALL SHOULD KNOW.

1721. YOU AIN'T NOTHING.

1722. WITHOUT ME.

1723. YOU'RE JUST A TRAMP.

1724. YEAH, THAT SHIT BANGING.

1725. - MALE #2: I'M THERE FOR YOU,

1726. LITTLE MOTHER FUCKER.

1727. WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT

1728. HE SAYS AS SOON AS I LEAVE.

1729. - OH, I SAID THAT SHIT ALREADY

1730. BEFORE YOU CAME IN HERE.

1731. I KNEW IT!

1732. I'LL BE WATCHING MY OWN

1733. DVD LIKE THIS.

1734. I THINK HE REALLY

1735. FEEL THAT WAY TOO.

1736. I THINK HE REALLY—

1737. OKAY, STOP,

1738. TURN THE MUSIC OFF.

1739. OKAY, I GOT TO TELL

1740. YOU NIGGAS SOMETHING.

1741. THE REST OF Y'ALL THAT GOT LIKE

1742. BAD BABY SITTERS OR SOMETHING,

1743. IF YOU GOT BABYSITTERS

1744. THAT AIN'T SHIT,

1745. GO AHEAD, LEAVE,

1746. THIS SHOW IS OVER.

1747. I JUST GOTTA SAY,

1748. I KNOW A LOT OF MOTHER FUCKERS

1749. DON'T GET THE OPPORTUNITY

1750. TO SAY THANK YOU.

1751. I REALLY WANT TO SAY IT

1752. BECAUSE I'M 5'5", SO UM...

1753. I AIN'T NEVER REALLY BEEN

1754. SCARED OF NOTHING

1755. 'CAUSE I DONE BEEN

1756. KNOCKED OUT BEFORE.

1757. IT WASN'T THAT

1758. GOD DAMN BAD.

1759. I WOKE UP IN THE CLUB

1760. WELL-RESTED AND EVERYTHING,

1761. LIKE—

1762. BUT I DON'T THINK MOTHER FUCKERS

1763. SAY THANK YOU ENOUGH,

1764. SO I WANT TO TELL

1765. YOU MOTHER FUCKERS THANK YOU.

1766. I AIN'T FROM HERE.

1767. I HOPE YOU HAD A GOOD

1768. GOD DAMN TIME.

1769. I APPRECIATE IT.

1770. AND GOD BLESS Y'ALL,

1771. THAT'S ALL I WANT TO SAY.

1772. THANK YOU.

1773. - SHAPPA-DAPPA BOO-BOP.

1774. SNOOPY D-O-DUB, CUZ.

1775. NOW, I'M GONNA GO FINISH

1776. WHAT I'M DOING.

1777. GETTING MY MONEY,

1778. BREAKING THESE BITCHES,

1779. MAKING THIS MUSIC.

1780. BUT IN THE MEANTIME

1781. AND BETWEEN TIME,

1782. CHECK OUT MY NIGGA

1783. KATT WILLIAMS, MOTHER FUCKERS.

1784. SMOKE SOME.