1. No time for niceties.Copy !req
2. Way to be stealthy, Luther.Copy !req
3. The moment I shut down the grid,
it sent a silent alarm.Copy !req
4. They're already on their way here.Copy !req
5. Dibs.Copy !req
6. The quantum trigger.Copy !req
7. Now we have a chance.Copy !req
8. Run.Copy !req
9. That's not going
to slow them down for long.Copy !req
10. That's not gonna slow them down at all.Copy !req
11. What are you waiting for?Copy !req
12. Hurry.Copy !req
13. It's time to get serious, Lex.Copy !req
14. No. We can make it together.
We can do this.Copy !req
15. Get your shiny bald head out of here.
It's hurting my eyes.Copy !req
16. What can I say?Copy !req
17. Okay, okay.Copy !req
18. I'm down to my Last Joke, anyway.Copy !req
19. But this one will kill you.Copy !req
20. It won't be in vain, old friend.Copy !req
21. Luthor.Copy !req
22. You think you can hide
from my ultra-vision?Copy !req
23. You're gonna pay
for what you've done, mate.Copy !req
24. - That's a promise.
- I've gotta a promise of my own.Copy !req
25. I'm going to finish the Job
the Jester started.Copy !req
26. But not Just yet.Copy !req
27. ahmadnaziF presentsCopy !req
28. J u s t i c e I e a g u e
Crisis on Two EarthCopy !req
29. ReSYNC for BluRay-720p version by me
ahmadnazif [at] gmail.comCopy !req
30. The work would go a lot faster
if I were up there with you, guys.Copy !req
31. Patience. I'm almost ready for you.Copy !req
32. How much is all this costing, Bruce?Copy !req
33. I don't like to think about it.Copy !req
34. All right, Flash. Beginning test run.Copy !req
35. I don't know, Batman.
This is pretty radical.Copy !req
36. You're absolutely sure it works?Copy !req
37. Pretty sure.Copy !req
38. Pretty sure? That isn't—Copy !req
39. —good enough.Copy !req
40. Teleporter's online.Copy !req
41. Are you crazy?Copy !req
42. Is he crazy?Copy !req
43. How could he use that thing on me
if he wasn't sure?Copy !req
44. - He was Joking.
- Yeah, how can you tell?Copy !req
45. You really think he would risk your life
if he wasn't sure?Copy !req
46. Well, maybe.Copy !req
47. I mean, I don't think he likes me
very much.Copy !req
48. I don't think he likes anyone very much.Copy !req
49. Good morning.Copy !req
50. Would you be kind enough to tell me where
I could find the nearest police station?Copy !req
51. Excuse me, it's very important that I—Copy !req
52. Yeah, yeah. Cool your Jets.Copy !req
53. This is a police station.
Everything's important he—Copy !req
54. Luthor.Copy !req
55. No need to make a scene.Copy !req
56. I want you to contact
the Justice League for me.Copy !req
57. Or else?Copy !req
58. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
59. I'll destroy the world?Copy !req
60. Is that sufficient?Copy !req
61. Superman. Go ahead.Copy !req
62. We've got a problem.Copy !req
63. One of yours.Copy !req
64. It's okay. We'll take it from here.Copy !req
65. Oh, and they call me The Flash.Copy !req
66. - What do you think you're doing?
- I've come to talk.Copy !req
67. As you can see, I'm not armed.Copy !req
68. You're going to find what I have to say
very difficult to believe.Copy !req
69. You're from a parallel Earth.Copy !req
70. How could you possibly know that?Copy !req
71. Your internal organs are reversed,
your heart is on the wrong side.Copy !req
72. It could be a trick.Copy !req
73. Could be.Copy !req
74. But our Luthor's still in his cell
on Stryker's Island.Copy !req
75. And now that we've clarified the matter
of my evil twin...Copy !req
76. I've got quite a story to tell you.Copy !req
77. Pants.Copy !req
78. Oh.Copy !req
79. My world is similar to yours in many ways
but very different in others.Copy !req
80. Oh, wait, wait, don't tell me.Copy !req
81. On your world,
you're the leader of the Justice League.Copy !req
82. As a matter of fact, I was.Copy !req
83. Past tense.Copy !req
84. I'm not Just the Leader
of my world's Justice League.Copy !req
85. I'm its only surviving member.Copy !req
86. We were systematically destroyed
by a group of superpowered beings...Copy !req
87. known as the Crime Syndicate.Copy !req
88. They've run rampant for years,
doing whatever they pleased.Copy !req
89. They rule through fear...Copy !req
90. occasionally turning their powers
against the populace, Just to remind us.Copy !req
91. In the hope of maintaining
some minimal order...Copy !req
92. the authorities simply pretend
they aren't there.Copy !req
93. But increasingly,
they refuse to be ignored.Copy !req
94. The Syndicate
has completely intimidated civil authority.Copy !req
95. The police won't arrest them...Copy !req
96. and prosecutors
wouldn't press charges if they did.Copy !req
97. The only thing keeping them from
completely overthrowing the government...Copy !req
98. is the threat of a nuclear response.Copy !req
99. You people are my world's last hope.Copy !req
100. We have to discuss this.Copy !req
101. Please wait out here.Copy !req
102. - I don't trust him.
- There's a surprise.Copy !req
103. Maybe he's on the up and up.
You said yourself, he's not our Luthor.Copy !req
104. Still, never met a Luthor I liked.Copy !req
105. I've read his mind, he's telling the truth.Copy !req
106. Regardless, we have a responsibility...Copy !req
107. to the millions of people
being oppressed on his world.Copy !req
108. For all my power, when it comes down to it,
I'm a beat cop.Copy !req
109. There are rules. Another dimension
may be out of our Jurisdiction.Copy !req
110. I can't believe we're having this discussion.
Of course we're going to help.Copy !req
111. She's right. That's what we do.Copy !req
112. - Not this time.
- Why not?Copy !req
113. We've got too much on our plate
right here.Copy !req
114. We haven't even finished constructing
our new headquarters.Copy !req
115. Our first responsibility
is to protect the Earth.Copy !req
116. That's right. Our Earth.Copy !req
117. We don't have enough manpower
to even do that properly.Copy !req
118. Fair enough.
But we're talking about millions of people.Copy !req
119. We can't Just turn our backs.
We have to go.Copy !req
120. All right, Luthor, we'll help.Copy !req
121. But we need a plan.Copy !req
122. I have one, of course.Copy !req
123. What's so fascinating?Copy !req
124. Luthor has solved
the decoherence problem.Copy !req
125. Darling, unless there's money involved,
you're still boring me.Copy !req
126. Parallel Earths.Copy !req
127. Luthor is not only proven they exist...Copy !req
128. he's figured out
how to travel between them.Copy !req
129. Any sign of the quantum trigger?Copy !req
130. We've searched the entire complex.
If it was here, it's not now.Copy !req
131. Right.Copy !req
132. Download all these records
into my personal computer.Copy !req
133. The rest of you, strip this place
of anything useful, then destroy it.Copy !req
134. This could be disorienting,
but there are no other side effects that—Copy !req
135. What the hell?Copy !req
136. We're compromised.Copy !req
137. What tipped you off?Copy !req
138. I don't have time for this.
I need that data.Copy !req
139. Take them down.Copy !req
140. That will be enough of that.Copy !req
141. - That's what I call tuning somebody up.
Excuse me.Copy !req
142. Can I talk to you for a minute?Copy !req
143. Hera.Copy !req
144. I've played this game before.Copy !req
145. You don't wanna fight me.Copy !req
146. You wanna help me.Copy !req
147. I don't wanna fight you, I want...Copy !req
148. Hey, this is like the Jedi mind trick.Copy !req
149. This is not like the Jedi mind trick.Copy !req
150. This is not like the Jedi mind trick.Copy !req
151. Sorry.Copy !req
152. J'ONN J'ONZZ:
Stop that.Copy !req
153. We've got to retreat.Copy !req
154. Why? We're winning.Copy !req
155. Superwoman's called in the cavalry...Copy !req
156. and if it's who I think it is,
we're not prepared.Copy !req
157. Don't make us guess.
What are we in for?Copy !req
158. At least three Made Men,
almost as tough as Superwoman.Copy !req
159. - Made Men?
- Later.Copy !req
160. I don't have time to explain.Copy !req
161. Follow me.Copy !req
162. Oh, crap.Copy !req
163. I've got you.Copy !req
164. Heads up.Copy !req
165. More trouble.Copy !req
166. Get off my plane.Copy !req
167. Is that one of us in Owlman's plane?Copy !req
168. Two of us. Wonder Woman swiped it.Copy !req
169. Then there may be a way out of this.
Swing around for me.Copy !req
170. Stay on top of him. The plane is mine.Copy !req
171. Where is it? What are you looking for?Copy !req
172. Chameleon circuit.
Owlman used to drive me crazy—Copy !req
173. Found it. What's it do?Copy !req
174. Lantern, we're cloaked right above you.Copy !req
175. Hold fire, our ride's here.Copy !req
176. - Hang on.
- Whoa!Copy !req
177. Ooh!Copy !req
178. Strafe the skies.Copy !req
179. Well, that's fried.Copy !req
180. It doesn't matter, we're still cloaked.Copy !req
181. And we've lost them.
At least for the moment.Copy !req
182. So, genius, where to now?Copy !req
183. Yeah, handed them a right thumping...Copy !req
184. - ... I heard, let the blinking side down a bit.
Come to order.Copy !req
185. First business.Copy !req
186. We've gotta decide
who we're calling up to replace J'arkus.Copy !req
187. God rest his soul.Copy !req
188. There's no managerial talent
in that organization.Copy !req
189. We should dissolve them
and spilt up his territory.Copy !req
190. Right, seems to me you've already helped
yourself to the Martian's crew.Copy !req
191. You had the whole bunch this morning.Copy !req
192. Made Men need to be associated
with one of the family heads...Copy !req
193. if you want some of them.Copy !req
194. We can horse-trade
for manpower any time.Copy !req
195. - What about the turf?
I'm with Owlman.Copy !req
196. We'll divide his action
between the five of us.Copy !req
197. Who died and made you boss?Copy !req
198. You wanna arm wrestle for it?Copy !req
199. Knock it off.Copy !req
200. We'll work out details later.Copy !req
201. For now, Owlman can keep
J'edd J'arkus' guys.Copy !req
202. From what I hear, sounds like
you could have used a few dozen more.Copy !req
203. Luthor's new Justice League
is not be underestimated.Copy !req
204. Neither are we. They'll fold.Copy !req
205. Or we'll fold them.Copy !req
206. Just like everybody else
who gets in our way.Copy !req
207. Which brings us to the topic at hand.Copy !req
208. Last meeting, five of six family heads
approved of Project Damocles.Copy !req
209. Per our vote, I have begun construction
on this, the quantum eigenstate device.Copy !req
210. Once completed, the QED will give us
life-and-death power over the entire planet.Copy !req
211. We spent 37 billion on government bribes
last year.Copy !req
212. No more of that.
We'll be the government.Copy !req
213. I still don't see why they would give up
the little bit of power they got left.Copy !req
214. Because if they don't, we'll do this.Copy !req
215. The device's Heisenberg
uncertainty override...Copy !req
216. allows us to tap into a limitless pool
of destructive energy.Copy !req
217. Which leaves the governments
of the world with two choices:Copy !req
218. Bow down to us or die.Copy !req
219. The thing to remember...Copy !req
220. is we don't have to be afraid
of the Crime Syndicate.Copy !req
221. If that's true,
why do you have bodyguards?Copy !req
222. Come on, my father's the president.
I had guards before I started speaking out.Copy !req
223. Isn't it irresponsible of you
to be out here making speeches...Copy !req
224. in direct contradiction
of your father's policies?Copy !req
225. I love my father, but we disagree about this,
and I have the right to free speech.Copy !req
226. If we leave the Syndicate be,
they'll Let us live our lives.Copy !req
227. - We don't have the power to fight them.
- No.Copy !req
228. Might doesn't make right.Copy !req
229. It may seem that way,
but in the long run...Copy !req
230. it's the other way around.Copy !req
231. We are always stronger
when we're doing the right thing.Copy !req
232. Lights.Copy !req
233. I love what you've done with the place.Copy !req
234. It's not mine.
It used to belong to a friend.Copy !req
235. I'm sorry, Harley.Copy !req
236. The Jester's never coming back.Copy !req
237. We should consider ourselves lucky
there's any place left to hide.Copy !req
238. We're not here to hide, Luthor.
We're here to clean up your planet's mess.Copy !req
239. Then by all means, let's get started.Copy !req
240. And call me Lex.Copy !req
241. These are the big guns,
the heads of the six.Copy !req
242. I should say, five families.Copy !req
243. Ultraman is the boss of bosses,
but they all front formidable organizations.Copy !req
244. Where do all those
superpowered guys fit in?Copy !req
245. Each of the family heads...Copy !req
246. have thousands
of criminals working under them.Copy !req
247. They reward their most trusted lieutenants
by giving them superpowers.Copy !req
248. They're called Made Men.Copy !req
249. Cute. How many?Copy !req
250. No more than seven or eight at a time.Copy !req
251. Perhaps 50, total.Copy !req
252. We'll conduct a series of attacks,
coordinated by me.Copy !req
253. The six of us
will hit specific Syndicate operations...Copy !req
254. one after the other.Copy !req
255. - That's a waste of time.
- I beg your pardon?Copy !req
256. We're going to hit multiple targets
at the same time. Teams of two.Copy !req
257. We'd be hopelessly outnumbered.Copy !req
258. - When my Justice League fought them—
- All due respect, Lex.Copy !req
259. We aren't your Justice League.Copy !req
260. - What's the call?
- You and J'onn.Copy !req
261. Diana and GL. He's with me.Copy !req
262. That's insane.Copy !req
263. - Don't worry, Lex. He's got your slack.
- Flash.Copy !req
264. Well, you do.Copy !req
265. You're supposed to call first.Copy !req
266. What's the point of having your keys
if I can't drop in unexpectedly?Copy !req
267. Still Looking for the quantum trigger?Copy !req
268. Yes, but in the meantime, I've been working
on something equally interesting.Copy !req
269. We can use it to travel
to any of the alternate Earths.Copy !req
270. It's based on Luthor's design.Copy !req
271. I've made some improvements.Copy !req
272. Do you realize
what we could do with this?Copy !req
273. The philosophical implications
are tremendous, of course.Copy !req
274. Philosophy.Copy !req
275. There's an infinite number of Earths
out there to conquer. You and me.Copy !req
276. We wouldn't have to share our cut
with the Syndicate.Copy !req
277. That's certainly one way to go.Copy !req
278. Whoa!Copy !req
279. - Right, then. Abandon ship if you can.
- Oh! Oh!Copy !req
280. - I got her.
- No.Copy !req
281. She's mine.Copy !req
282. Ultraman, I know you can hear me.Copy !req
283. Bring your arrogant ass out here
or we'll come in and get you.Copy !req
284. Not Looking for the hired help, Olsen.
I want your boss.Copy !req
285. He ain't here.Copy !req
286. If you want an appointment,
you can call his secretary.Copy !req
287. Clear our airspace.Copy !req
288. Make me.Copy !req
289. I can do that.Copy !req
290. You take care of Ultraman's pal.
I got the big guy.Copy !req
291. I'd rather not have to hurt you, Jimmy.Copy !req
292. You sure you want to do this?
I can take him.Copy !req
293. If it's going to mean anything
after you're gone, it has to be me.Copy !req
294. Get your hands off my boy.Copy !req
295. You've got problems of your own.Copy !req
296. Getting cocky, Lex?Copy !req
297. You think you can come
to my place of business and call me out?Copy !req
298. Ooh!Copy !req
299. Did you forget who I am?
How I got to be the boss of bosses?Copy !req
300. I'm here
because I'm the baddest of the bad.Copy !req
301. Anybody whoever stood in my way
is dead.Copy !req
302. Everybody.Copy !req
303. I brought you a present.Copy !req
304. Blue kryptonite.Copy !req
305. The only thing that can hurt you.Copy !req
306. But I—Copy !req
307. Destroyed the last piece on Earth?Copy !req
308. True. But I've been visiting other Earths.Copy !req
309. You are so gonna regret this.Copy !req
310. Got a message for you, big man.
Things are changing.Copy !req
311. When you do wrong...Copy !req
312. there are more and more of us
who aren't afraid to set it right.Copy !req
313. United States Secret Service.Copy !req
314. The president would like a word with you.Copy !req
315. This is unacceptable, Lex.Copy !req
316. - What do you think you're doing?
That should be obvious, Mr. President.Copy !req
317. We're taking it to the bad guys, sir.Copy !req
318. Well, you should be very proud.Copy !req
319. Have you given the slightest thought
to the consequences of your actions?Copy !req
320. Don't talk to me like a child.Copy !req
321. I was fighting this battle long before
your administration...Copy !req
322. decided to roll over for the Syndicate.Copy !req
323. We didn't roll over.Copy !req
324. We've worked to achieve
a delicate balance with the Crime Syndicate.Copy !req
325. It's the only way the American people
can live in relative safety.Copy !req
326. Forgive me, Mr. President,
but that's a load of crap.Copy !req
327. Be that as it may,
I've already ordered the release of Ultraman.Copy !req
328. You did what?Copy !req
329. You wanna watch your tone?Copy !req
330. I'm sorry, Mr. President.Copy !req
331. I Just don't understand
how you could Let them go free.Copy !req
332. You clearly don't understand
much of anything.Copy !req
333. Do you think anybody would testify
against the Crime Syndicate?Copy !req
334. Do you think if anybody were willing,
we could keep them alive until trial?Copy !req
335. - We can.
- Oh?Copy !req
336. Are you going to protect
their families too?Copy !req
337. Are you going to stay here
and watch over us forever?Copy !req
338. Obviously not.Copy !req
339. But we can stop them right now.
Put an end to their hold over you.Copy !req
340. Kill them?Copy !req
341. No. We don't do that.Copy !req
342. Then I've got a better idea.Copy !req
343. Why don't you go home
and end all crime on your own planet?Copy !req
344. Why don't you grow a backbone.Copy !req
345. Not now, Rose.Copy !req
346. Then when, Dad? We've got a chance.Copy !req
347. That's a fantasy.Copy !req
348. We can't fight these guys
without risking the lives of millions.Copy !req
349. My God, Dad.Copy !req
350. You were a war hero.
When did you turn into a coward?Copy !req
351. J'ONN J'ONZZ:
He is not a coward.Copy !req
352. Men who have seen battle...Copy !req
353. are often among those
who hold life most dear.Copy !req
354. - How did you know what I was thinking?
- It was an accident.Copy !req
355. I didn't mean to read your mind.Copy !req
356. There's a saying on my world:Copy !req
357. "The only thing necessary for the triumph
of evil is for good men to do nothing."Copy !req
358. It's easy for someone like you
to be brave.Copy !req
359. But most of us aren't bulletproof.Copy !req
360. Sir, I stand up to guys more powerful
than I am all the time.Copy !req
361. You can do the same.Copy !req
362. That simple, huh?Copy !req
363. I'm sorry, Mr. President,
but we're not about to give up this fight.Copy !req
364. Not when we finally have a chance
to win it.Copy !req
365. - Aren't you supposed to be helping?
- I am helping.Copy !req
366. I'm improving the ambiance.Copy !req
367. In a way, that's what I'm planning to do.Copy !req
368. After all, what good is a bomb
if you don't detonate it?Copy !req
369. You never had any intention of using
the QED for blackmall.Copy !req
370. You're going to use it to kill everybody.Copy !req
371. What if I am?Copy !req
372. Just tell me. Why?Copy !req
373. Why not?Copy !req
374. I'm serious.Copy !req
375. I'm a murdering psychopath.
It's part of my charm.Copy !req
376. I do find it attractive.Copy !req
377. But you never make a move
without a reason.Copy !req
378. Why would you want to destroy
the world?Copy !req
379. Because it's the only action one could take
that would have any purpose.Copy !req
380. You Lost me there.Copy !req
381. Every decision we make is meaningless...Copy !req
382. because somewhere, on a parallel Earth,
we have already made the opposite choice.Copy !req
383. We're nothing.Copy !req
384. Less than nothing.Copy !req
385. How can you say that?Copy !req
386. We're rich. We're conquerors.Copy !req
387. And here we're poor. We're slaves.Copy !req
388. And here, our parents never met,
so we were never born.Copy !req
389. Here, the world ended in nuclear war.Copy !req
390. Here, no fish was ever brave enough
to crawl up on land...Copy !req
391. and humans never evolved.Copy !req
392. And so on, ad infinitum.Copy !req
393. So even if you destroy the world,
there are a billion others, right?Copy !req
394. What difference would it make?Copy !req
395. Somewhere in the multiverse,
there is a world I call Earth Prime.Copy !req
396. Every Earth is a variation of this one,
the original.Copy !req
397. And once I destroy it,
all reality will follow.Copy !req
398. I take it back.
You're much crazier than I am.Copy !req
399. Don't get in my way.Copy !req
400. To the contrary.Copy !req
401. I'm in.Copy !req
402. I thought I might find you here.Copy !req
403. - I'm not talking to you.
- Then listen.Copy !req
404. You're going to have to stop speaking out
against the Syndicate. At Least in public.Copy !req
405. You know, when I was a little girl,
you were my hero.Copy !req
406. What's happened to you?Copy !req
407. Maybe we both grew up.Copy !req
408. Kids, huh?Copy !req
409. They drive us crazy, but we'd still
do anything to protect them. Am I right?Copy !req
410. What do you want?Copy !req
411. Saw your daughter on the news
the other night.Copy !req
412. - She's got a mouth on her.
- It's a free country.Copy !req
413. We both know better than that.Copy !req
414. You get your little girl under control,
or I'll do it for you.Copy !req
415. Remember what happened
to the First Lady.Copy !req
416. If you come near my daughter,
I will nuke you.Copy !req
417. You hear me?Copy !req
418. Yeah, the nukes.Copy !req
419. - Great equalizer, huh?
- Uhn!Copy !req
420. Well, Let me tell you something,
Mr. President.Copy !req
421. My boys are working up a bomb
of our own.Copy !req
422. Nice place.Copy !req
423. I think I'm gonna like it here.Copy !req
424. I'm getting bored again.
Did you find Earth Prime?Copy !req
425. Still Looking. But I found something else.Copy !req
426. Luthor took the quantum trigger
to a parallel Earth.Copy !req
427. Would you be a dear...Copy !req
428. pop over to the universe next door
and pick it up for me?Copy !req
429. Perimeter breach. Potential intruder alert.Copy !req
430. Perimeter breach. Potential intruder alert.Copy !req
431. It's here. Spread out and find it.Copy !req
432. You're on my property. Stand down.Copy !req
433. You're in over your head.Copy !req
434. Back off before I come over there
and hurt you.Copy !req
435. Insect.Copy !req
436. Stay down. You're outnumbered.Copy !req
437. Count again.Copy !req
438. You guys are in trouble.Copy !req
439. Take them.Copy !req
440. Careful, Aquaman.
They're stronger than you are.Copy !req
441. That remains to be seen.Copy !req
442. Okay, this is gonna be tougher
than I thought.Copy !req
443. Wanna hear a secret?Copy !req
444. You've got possibilities, little man.Copy !req
445. But, sadly,
I don't have time to play with you.Copy !req
446. Let's go.Copy !req
447. - Take this to Owlman.
- Yes, mistress.Copy !req
448. What about him?Copy !req
449. Oh, I'm sure I'll think of something.Copy !req
450. We're all here for the same reason.
We're tired.Copy !req
451. Tired of living in fear.Copy !req
452. Tired of our elected officials
bending over for vicious criminals.Copy !req
453. It doesn't have to be that way.Copy !req
454. Joining me today are elected officials
who aren't afraid to act.Copy !req
455. Judges, prosecutors, police officers...Copy !req
456. and brave people
like each and every one of you.Copy !req
457. Together we can win. Together we—Copy !req
458. Excuse me.Copy !req
459. No. Stay away from me.Copy !req
460. How Long have you been watching me?Copy !req
461. My apologies for the deception.
I doubt this will be the Last attempt.Copy !req
462. With your permission,
I'll continue to keep close watch on you...Copy !req
463. until the immediate crisis has passed.Copy !req
464. That would be Just fine.Copy !req
465. Nice moves.
You remind me of my boyfriend.Copy !req
466. Whatever will I do with you?Copy !req
467. I could use this to send you away.Copy !req
468. Perhaps to here...Copy !req
469. an Earth where humanity has mutated
into hideous creatures of the night.Copy !req
470. No. You might like that.Copy !req
471. Oh. Here's a good one.Copy !req
472. A cold, uninhabited Earth,
where you'll slowly starve to death...Copy !req
473. if you don't freeze first.Copy !req
474. Or it might be fun to keep you as a pet.Copy !req
475. Here. Let me do that.Copy !req
476. - Your call.
- Sorry.Copy !req
477. You're not my type.Copy !req
478. That's going to cost you a rib.Copy !req
479. Aah! Ow!Copy !req
480. I like my lovers to make a little noise.Copy !req
481. What else can I break?Copy !req
482. You think you can hide from me
with a smoke bomb?Copy !req
483. It's not smoke.Copy !req
484. It's anesthetic gas.Copy !req
485. Batman to Justice League.Copy !req
486. Aah.Copy !req
487. You sure that will hold her?Copy !req
488. - What did you hide on my satellite?
- I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
489. What was so valuable
that the Crime Syndicate...Copy !req
490. would cross dimensions to get it?Copy !req
491. - Did you keep it from her?
- Her henchman escaped with it.Copy !req
492. Whatever it was.Copy !req
493. It's the quantum trigger,
the detonator for a bomb they're building.Copy !req
494. Without it, we could fight them,
but now—Copy !req
495. Why didn't you Just destroy it?Copy !req
496. It's pure energy. It can't be destroyed.Copy !req
497. Okay. They've got it.Copy !req
498. What's the worst-case scenario?Copy !req
499. They could use it to set off an explosion
that would wipe out the entire Earth.Copy !req
500. You think too small.Copy !req
501. Where's Superwoman?Copy !req
502. Probably Just blowing us off.
Like I should have.Copy !req
503. We're not waiting anymore.
Let's get started.Copy !req
504. People aren't as intimidated
as they used to be.Copy !req
505. I should go down for a Jog
and terrorize the straights.Copy !req
506. Even regular law enforcement's
starting to show some backbone.Copy !req
507. Archer got himself arrested.Copy !req
508. Public opinion wouldn't be an issue
if the bomb were ready.Copy !req
509. The QED is nearly complete.Copy !req
510. I have agents out
gathering some equipment.Copy !req
511. Sorry, sorry to come in
without permission...Copy !req
512. but Superwoman said
to bring this right to you.Copy !req
513. You don't have to wear that disguise.
No one can see in here.Copy !req
514. I thought it would make you
more comfortable.Copy !req
515. Just the opposite.
I'd like to get to know the real you.Copy !req
516. That's better.Copy !req
517. - Are you really from Mars?
- Yes.Copy !req
518. And can all Martians read minds?Copy !req
519. Could. I am the Last survivor.Copy !req
520. I apologize for reading your mind before.Copy !req
521. It is considered extremely impolite to do so
without permission.Copy !req
522. I didn't mind.
It seemed, I don't know, natural.Copy !req
523. We are attuned.Copy !req
524. Our minds are in sync to a degree
that was rare even among my own people.Copy !req
525. I never imagined I'd meet a human
so complimentary to myself.Copy !req
526. I feel it, attuned.Copy !req
527. What are you doing?Copy !req
528. Trying to kiss you.Copy !req
529. On Earth, it's a way of sharing affection.Copy !req
530. This is how we do it on Mars.Copy !req
531. Know me.Copy !req
532. That was... Wow.Copy !req
533. Now we know each other.Copy !req
534. All the battles the Justice League
have won.Copy !req
535. You think you can beat
the Crime Syndicate?Copy !req
536. If we could find them, I have little doubt.Copy !req
537. I could find out where their base is.
My father's known for years.Copy !req
538. You wanna give us a hand here?Copy !req
539. Final calculations. Very delicate.Copy !req
540. Are we there yet?Copy !req
541. That wasn't funny the first 15 times
you said it, either.Copy !req
542. Enjoy yourselves while you can.Copy !req
543. - My friends are going to tear you apart.
- Told you we should have Left her.Copy !req
544. We couldn't take the chance she'd escape
and warn them we're coming.Copy !req
545. When I get loose,
I'm killing you right after Batman. Uhn!Copy !req
546. Doesn't mean we have to listen to her,
though.Copy !req
547. How are we supposed to get in again?Copy !req
548. Multi-frequency band,
encryption analyzer-replicator pack.Copy !req
549. Some of us don't speak Star Trek.Copy !req
550. Think of it
as a fancy garage-door opener.Copy !req
551. Come on, then.
Pitch in, you miserable git.Copy !req
552. Having a kip, are we? I'm talking to you.Copy !req
553. The hangar doors Just opened.Copy !req
554. Is it Just me,
or does this seem a little too easy?Copy !req
555. We were Just about to come
Looking for you.Copy !req
556. The QED is armed now.
You'll want to surrender.Copy !req
557. You heard him. We've got the bomb.Copy !req
558. Everybody does what we say, or else.Copy !req
559. You're bluffing.Copy !req
560. As Long as the bomb's here,
all you can blow up is your own house.Copy !req
561. Maybe you should surrender.
We've taken down dozens of you.Copy !req
562. And now the odds are 6-to-3.Copy !req
563. Count again.
- Uhn! Uhn!Copy !req
564. Look who I found in the hangar.Copy !req
565. Submit.Copy !req
566. Bugger.Copy !req
567. No.Copy !req
568. - What Just happened?
- He's taken the QED to Earth Prime.Copy !req
569. If he detonates it, he'll destroy all reality.Copy !req
570. - I'm not liking the sound of that.
- Don't listen to him.Copy !req
571. Owlman's Just taking the bomb
to a hiding place.Copy !req
572. Don't try and con me.
What are you two doing?Copy !req
573. There's no way to follow him.Copy !req
574. - It's over.
- Not yet.Copy !req
575. How many coordinates
does this thing keep in memory?Copy !req
576. The Last dozen or so, but—Copy !req
577. That's more than enough.Copy !req
578. Owlman's way ahead of us.
We're locked out.Copy !req
579. Unless...Copy !req
580. Someone vibrating at the right speed
could piggyback...Copy !req
581. on Owlman's carrier wave
and open a portal.Copy !req
582. But he'd have to be fast.Copy !req
583. - I'm your man.
- No, you're not. You're too slow.Copy !req
584. - What?
- I know your limitations.Copy !req
585. You can't possibly reach the speed
necessary to pull this off.Copy !req
586. - But I can.
- Listen.Copy !req
587. - I—
- No, you listen.Copy !req
588. He's talking about my world.
I'm not letting that happen.Copy !req
589. - It could be dangerous—
- The bloody universe is at stake.Copy !req
590. Of course it's dangerous.Copy !req
591. All right, when you reach the proper speed,
I'll give you a mark.Copy !req
592. You have to hold that speed precisely.
Got it?Copy !req
593. Faster.Copy !req
594. Faster.Copy !req
595. Hold that speed.Copy !req
596. I'm next.Copy !req
597. You don't have a transit device.
You'd be torn apart by the event horizon.Copy !req
598. Welcome to Earth Prime.Copy !req
599. Before there was thought,
there was this place.Copy !req
600. One Earth, with a single history.Copy !req
601. But with the coming of man
came the illusion of free will...Copy !req
602. and with that illusion came chaos.Copy !req
603. With every choice we make,
we literally create a world.Copy !req
604. History branches in two, creating one Earth
where we made the choice...Copy !req
605. and a second where we didn't.Copy !req
606. That's the secret of the universe,
you know.Copy !req
607. Billions of people
making billions of choices...Copy !req
608. creating infinite Earths.Copy !req
609. Some so similar to each other
you can spend a lifetime...Copy !req
610. searching for any distinction,
others so radically different...Copy !req
611. they defy comprehension.Copy !req
612. And all of the branches originate here.Copy !req
613. Every version of reality balances
precariously on this singular Earth.Copy !req
614. It seems so different
from the Earths we know.Copy !req
615. I can't imagine what series of decisions
led to this world hurtling out of its orbit.Copy !req
616. But I know this:Copy !req
617. The source of the cataclysm
was the same as it always is.Copy !req
618. Man.Copy !req
619. You can't be sure of that.Copy !req
620. - Anything—
- You know better.Copy !req
621. Man is a cancer.Copy !req
622. And I've chosen to cut out the disease.Copy !req
623. You're talking about killing—Copy !req
624. Everyone who ever lived.
Who ever will live.Copy !req
625. I choose to make
the only possible real choice.Copy !req
626. You're insane.Copy !req
627. Does it really matter?Copy !req
628. There are alternate versions of me
that you would find quite charming.Copy !req
629. From what I gather,
we're very much alike.Copy !req
630. Everything about you tells the tale.Copy !req
631. Your attitude, your costume,
your tactics...Copy !req
632. they all scream of outrage,
despair, vengeance.Copy !req
633. What terrible wrong was done
to set you on this path?Copy !req
634. It doesn't really matter.Copy !req
635. Nothing matters.Copy !req
636. What are you planning to do,
talk me to death?Copy !req
637. Actually...Copy !req
638. I thought I'd beat you to death.Copy !req
639. You should have sent your flying man.Copy !req
640. With his strength,
he might have had a chance.Copy !req
641. But you don't trust anyone else
to do what needs to be done.Copy !req
642. Hah. I feel the same way.Copy !req
643. If we're really alike,
you know this is wrong.Copy !req
644. You must have been a good man, once.Copy !req
645. No. Not good.Copy !req
646. Never good. After all, I'm only human.Copy !req
647. - Uhn!
- No more debate.Copy !req
648. I'm going to kill you now,
then everyone else.Copy !req
649. There is a difference
between you and me.Copy !req
650. We both looked into the abyss...Copy !req
651. but when it Looked back at us...Copy !req
652. you blinked.Copy !req
653. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
654. Are you all right?Copy !req
655. Johnny, I'm back. Stop vibrating.Copy !req
656. Stop.Copy !req
657. Oh, God.Copy !req
658. Did we save the world, then?Copy !req
659. We did.Copy !req
660. And all that rubbish about me
being faster than Flash?Copy !req
661. You knew this was gonna happen.Copy !req
662. Good one, mate.Copy !req
663. That's real sad, ain't it?
Now, get your asses off my moon.Copy !req
664. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
665. We almost Lost everything.Copy !req
666. That was then.Copy !req
667. Now you're a bunch of wanna be cops
trying to take me in.Copy !req
668. Going to take you in.Copy !req
669. Two things: You ain't got the authority
and you ain't nearly tough enough.Copy !req
670. We're more than tough enough.Copy !req
671. Brought the cavalry?Copy !req
672. I brought the Marines.Copy !req
673. The president was displeased
by the attempt on his daughter's life.Copy !req
674. There are nuclear weapons in the shuttle.Copy !req
675. I brought enough for everybody.Copy !req
676. There's no way to thank you.
You've given us back our world.Copy !req
677. I've already ordered the national guard
to support local Law-enforcement teams.Copy !req
678. We're rounding up the bad guys
everywhere.Copy !req
679. I don't want you to go.Copy !req
680. I don't want to go either,
but I don't belong here.Copy !req
681. You could.
You could belong here with me.Copy !req
682. Excuse me, J'onn,
but would you stop acting like an idiot?Copy !req
683. - What?
- This is what we fight for.Copy !req
684. If you love her, stay.Copy !req
685. I've already Lost one home.Copy !req
686. I made a promise to protect my new one.Copy !req
687. Then this is how we say goodbye.Copy !req
688. Maybe there's another one like her
back on our Earth.Copy !req
689. With my luck, she'll be evil.Copy !req
690. Ah. It's good to be back home.Copy !req
691. - Ow!
- Mind your head.Copy !req
692. I can't believe you kept that thing.Copy !req
693. Spolls of war. I like it.Copy !req
694. What do you need a plane for, anyway?
You can fly.Copy !req
695. You drive a car.Copy !req
696. That is so not the point.Copy !req
697. I owe you an apology about this mission.
You were right.Copy !req
698. We were both right.Copy !req
699. Still, more help around here
wouldn't be a bad idea.Copy !req
700. I'm glad you agree.Copy !req
701. I've been thinking
about a membership drive.Copy !req