1. No time for niceties.
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2. Way to be stealthy, Luthor.
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3. The moment I shut down the grid,
it sent a silent alarm.
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4. They're already on their way here.
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5. Dibs.
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6. The quantum trigger.
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7. Now we have a chance.
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8. Run.
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9. That's not going
to slow them down for long.
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10. That's not gonna slow them down at all.
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11. What are you waiting for?
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12. Hurry.
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13. It's time to get serious, Lex.
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14. No. We can make it together.
We can do this.
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15. Get your shiny bald head out of here.
It's hurting my eyes.
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16. What can I say?
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17. Okay, okay.
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18. I'm down to my last joke, anyway.
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19. But this one will kill you.
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20. It won't be in vain, old friend.
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21. Luthor.
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22. You think you can hide
from my ultra-vision?
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23. You're gonna pay
for what you've done, mate.
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24. - That's a promise.
- I've gotta a promise of my own.
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25. I'm going to finish the job
the Jester started.
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26. But not just yet.
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27. The work would go a lot faster
if I were up there with you, guys.
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28. Patience. I'm almost ready for you.
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29. How much is all this costing, Bruce?
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30. I don't like to think about it.
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31. All right, Flash. Beginning test run.
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32. I don't know, Batman.
This is pretty radical.
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33. You're absolutely sure it works?
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34. Pretty sure.
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35. Pretty sure? That isn't—
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36. —good enough.
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37. Teleporter's online.
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38. Are you crazy?
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39. Is he crazy?
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40. How could he use that thing on me
if he wasn't sure?
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41. - He was joking.
- Yeah, how can you tell?
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42. You really think he would risk your life
if he wasn't sure?
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43. Well, maybe.
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44. I mean, I don't think he likes me
very much.
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45. I don't think he likes anyone very much.
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46. Good morning.
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47. Would you be kind enough to tell me where
I could find the nearest police station?
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48. Excuse me, it's very important that l—
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49. Yeah, yeah. Cool your jets.
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50. This is a police station.
Everything's important he—
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51. Luthor.
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52. No need to make a scene.
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53. I want you to contact
the Justice League for me.
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54. Or else?
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55. Oh, I don't know.
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56. I'll destroy the world?
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57. Is that sufficient?
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58. Superman. Go ahead.
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59. We've got a problem.
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60. One of yours.
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61. It's okay. We'll take it from here.
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62. Oh, and they call me The Flash.
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63. - What do you think you're doing?
- I've come to talk.
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64. As you can see, I'm not armed.
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65. You're going to find what I have to say
very difficult to believe.
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66. You're from a parallel Earth.
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67. How could you possibly know that?
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68. Your internal organs are reversed,
your heart is on the wrong side.
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69. It could be a trick.
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70. Could be.
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71. But our Luthor's still in his cell
on Stryker's Island.
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72. And now that we've clarified the matter
of my evil twin...
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73. I've got quite a story to tell you.
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74. Pants.
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75. Oh.
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76. My world is similar to yours in many ways
but very different in others.
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77. Oh, wait, wait, don't tell me.
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78. On your world,
you're the leader of the Justice League.
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79. As a matter of fact, I was.
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80. Past tense.
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81. I'm not just the leader
of my world's Justice League.
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82. I'm its only surviving member.
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83. We were systematically destroyed
by a group of superpowered beings...
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84. known as the Crime Syndicate.
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85. They've run rampant for years,
doing whatever they pleased.
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86. They rule through fear...
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87. occasionally turning their powers
against the populace, just to remind us.
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88. In the hope of maintaining
some minimal order...
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89. the authorities simply pretend
they aren't there.
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90. But increasingly,
they refuse to be ignored.
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91. The Syndicate
has completely intimidated civil authority.
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92. The police won't arrest them...
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93. and prosecutors
wouldn't press charges if they did.
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94. The only thing keeping them from
completely overthrowing the government...
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95. is the threat of a nuclear response.
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96. You people are my world's last hope.
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97. We have to discuss this.
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98. Please wait out here.
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99. - I don't trust him.
- There's a surprise.
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100. Maybe he's on the up and up.
You said yourself, he's not our Luthor.
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101. Still, never met a Luthor I liked.
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102. I've read his mind, he's telling the truth.
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103. Regardless, we have a responsibility...
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104. to the millions of people
being oppressed on his world.
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105. For all my power, when it comes down to it,
I'm a beat cop.
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106. There are rules. Another dimension
may be out of our jurisdiction.
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107. I can't believe we're having this discussion.
Of course we're going to help.
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108. She's right. That's what we do.
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109. - Not this time.
- Why not?
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110. We've got too much on our plate
right here.
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111. We haven't even finished constructing
our new headquarters.
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112. Our first responsibility
is to protect the Earth.
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113. That's right. Our Earth.
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114. We don't have enough manpower
to even do that properly.
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115. Fair enough.
But we're talking about millions of people.
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116. We can't just turn our backs.
We have to go.
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117. All right, Luthor, we'll help.
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118. But we need a plan.
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119. I have one, of course.
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120. What's so fascinating?
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121. Luthor has solved
the decoherence problem.
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122. Darling, unless there's money involved,
you're still boring me.
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123. Parallel Earths.
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124. Luthor is not only proven they exist...
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125. he's figured out
how to travel between them.
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126. Any sign of the quantum trigger?
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127. We've searched the entire complex.
If it was here, it's not now.
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128. Right.
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129. Download all these records
into my personal computer.
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130. The rest of you, strip this place
of anything useful, then destroy it.
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131. This could be disorienting,
but there are no other side effects that—
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132. What the hell?
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133. We're compromised.
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134. What tipped you off?
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135. I don't have time for this.
I need that data.
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136. Take them down.
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137. That will be enough of that.
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138. - That's what I call tuning somebody up.
- Excuse me.
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139. Can I talk to you for a minute?
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140. Hera.
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141. I've played this game before.
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142. You don't wanna fight me.
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143. You wanna help me.
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144. I don't wanna fight you, I want...
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145. Hey, this is like the Jedi mind trick.
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146. This is not like the Jedi mind trick.
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147. Sorry.
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148. J'ONN J'ONZZ:
Stop that.
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149. We've got to retreat.
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150. Why? We're winning.
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151. Superwoman's called in the cavalry...
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152. and if it's who I think it is,
we're not prepared.
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153. Don't make us guess.
What are we in for?
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154. At least three Made Men,
almost as tough as Superwoman.
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155. - Made Men?
- Later.
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156. I don't have time to explain.
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157. Follow me.
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158. Oh, crap.
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159. I've got you.
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160. Heads up.
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161. More trouble.
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162. Get off my plane.
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163. Is that one of us in Owlman's plane?
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164. Two of us. Wonder Woman swiped it.
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165. Then there may be a way out of this.
Swing around for me.
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166. Stay on top of him. The plane is mine.
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167. Where is it? What are you looking for?
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168. Chameleon circuit.
Owlman used to drive me crazy—
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169. Found it. What's it do?
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170. Lantern, we're cloaked right above you.
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171. Hold fire, our ride's here.
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172. - Hang on.
- Whoa!
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173. Ooh!
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174. Strafe the skies.
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175. Well, that's fried.
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176. It doesn't matter, we're still cloaked.
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177. And we've lost them.
At least for the moment.
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178. So, genius, where to now?
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179. Yeah, handed them a right thumping...
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180. - ... I heard, let the blinking side down a bit.
- Come to order.
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181. First business.
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182. We've gotta decide
who we're calling up to replace J'arkus.
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183. God rest his soul.
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184. There's no managerial talent
in that organization.
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185. We should dissolve them
and split up his territory.
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186. Right, seems to me you've already helped
yourself to the Martian's crew.
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187. You had the whole bunch this morning.
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188. Made Men need to be associated
with one of the family heads...
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189. if you want some of them.
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190. We can horse-trade
for manpower any time.
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191. - What about the turf?
- I'm with Owlman.
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192. We'll divide his action
between the five of us.
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193. Who died and made you boss?
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194. You wanna arm wrestle for it?
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195. Knock it off.
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196. We'll work out details later.
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197. For now, Owlman can keep
J'edd J'arkus' guys.
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198. From what I hear, sounds like
you could have used a few dozen more.
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199. Luthor's new Justice League
is not be underestimated.
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200. Neither are we. They'll fold.
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201. Or we'll fold them.
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202. Just like everybody else
who gets in our way.
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203. Which brings us to the topic at hand.
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204. Last meeting, five of six family heads
approved of Project Damocles.
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205. Per our vote, I have begun construction
on this, the quantum eigenstate device.
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206. Once completed, the QED will give us
life-and-death power over the entire planet.
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207. We spent 37 billion on government bribes
last year.
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208. No more of that.
We'll be the government.
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209. I still don't see why they would give up
the little bit of power they got left.
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210. Because if they don't, we'll do this.
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211. The device's Heisenberg
uncertainty override...
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212. allows us to tap into a limitless pool
of destructive energy.
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213. Which leaves the governments
of the world with two choices:
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214. Bow down to us or die.
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215. The thing to remember...
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216. is we don't have to be afraid
of the Crime Syndicate.
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217. if that's true,
why do you have bodyguards?
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218. Come on, my father's the president.
I had guards before I started speaking out.
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219. Isn't it irresponsible of you
to be out here making speeches...
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220. in direct contradiction
of your father's policies?
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221. I love my father, but we disagree about this,
and I have the right to free speech.
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222. If we leave the Syndicate be,
they'll let us live our lives.
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223. - We don't have the power to fight them.
- No.
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224. Might doesn't make right.
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225. It may seem that way,
but in the long run...
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226. it's the other way around.
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227. We are always stronger
when we're doing the right thing.
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228. Lights.
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229. I love what you've done with the place.
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230. It's not mine.
It used to belong to a friend.
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231. I'm sorry, Harley.
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232. The Jester's never coming back.
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233. We should consider ourselves lucky
there's any place left to hide.
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234. We're not here to hide, Luthor.
We're here to clean up your planet's mess.
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235. Then by all means, let's get started.
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236. And call me Lex.
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237. These are the big guns,
the heads of the six.
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238. I should say, five families.
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239. Ultraman is the boss of bosses,
but they all front formidable organizations.
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240. Where do all those
superpowered guys fit in?
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241. Each of the family heads...
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242. have thousands
of criminals working under them.
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243. They reward their most trusted lieutenants
by giving them superpowers.
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244. They're called Made Men.
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245. Cute. How many?
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246. No more than seven or eight at a time.
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247. Perhaps 50, total.
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248. We'll conduct a series of attacks,
coordinated by me.
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249. The six of us
will hit specific Syndicate operations...
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250. one after the other.
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251. - That's a waste of time.
- I beg your pardon?
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252. We're going to hit multiple targets
at the same time. Teams of two.
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253. We'd be hopelessly outnumbered.
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254. - When my Justice League fought them—
- All due respect, Lex.
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255. We aren't your Justice League.
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256. - What's the call?
- You and J'onn.
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257. Diana and GL. He's with me.
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258. That's insane.
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259. - Don't worry, Lex. He's got your slack.
- Flash.
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260. Well, you do.
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261. You're supposed to call first.
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262. What's the point of having your keys
if I can't drop in unexpectedly?
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263. Still looking for the quantum trigger?
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264. Yes, but in the meantime, I've been working
on something equally interesting.
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265. We can use it to travel
to any of the alternate Earths.
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266. It's based on Luthor's design.
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267. I've made some improvements.
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268. Do you realize
what we could do with this?
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269. The philosophical implications
are tremendous, of course.
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270. Philosophy.
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271. There's an infinite number of Earths
out there to conquer. You and me.
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272. We wouldn't have to share our cut
with the Syndicate.
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273. That's certainly one way to go.
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274. Whoa!
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275. - Right, then. Abandon ship if you can.
- Oh! Oh!
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276. - I got her.
- No.
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277. She's mine.
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278. Ultraman, I know you can hear me.
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279. Bring your arrogant ass out here
or we'll come in and get you.
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280. Not looking for the hired help, Olsen.
I want your boss.
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281. He ain't here.
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282. If you want an appointment,
you can call his secretary.
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283. Clear our airspace.
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284. Make me.
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285. I can do that.
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286. You take care of Ultraman's pal.
I got the big guy.
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287. I'd rather not have to hurt you, Jimmy.
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288. You sure you want to do this?
I can take him.
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289. If it's going to mean anything
after you're gone, it has to be me.
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290. Get your hands off my boy.
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291. You've got problems of your own.
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292. Getting cocky, Lex?
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293. You think you can come
to my place of business and call me out?
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294. Ooh!
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295. Did you forget who I am?
How I got to be the boss of bosses?
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296. I'm here
because I'm the baddest of the bad.
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297. Anybody whoever stood in my way
is dead.
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298. Everybody.
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299. I brought you a present.
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300. Blue kryptonite.
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301. The only thing that can hurt you.
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302. But l—
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303. Destroyed the last piece on Earth?
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304. True. But I've been visiting other Earths.
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305. You are so gonna regret this.
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306. Got a message for you, big man.
Things are changing.
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307. When you do wrong...
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308. there are more and more of us
who aren't afraid to set it right.
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309. United States Secret Service.
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310. The president would like a word with you.
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311. This is unacceptable, Lex.
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312. - What do you think you're doing?
- That should be obvious, Mr. President.
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313. We're taking it to the bad guys, sir.
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314. Well, you should be very proud.
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315. Have you given the slightest thought
to the consequences of your actions?
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316. Don't talk to me like a child.
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317. I was fighting this battle long before
your administration...
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318. decided to roll over for the Syndicate.
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319. We didn't roll over.
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320. We've worked to achieve
a delicate balance with the Crime Syndicate.
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321. It's the only way the American people
can live in relative safety.
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322. Forgive me, Mr. President,
but that's a load of crap.
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323. Be that as it may,
I've already ordered the release of Ultraman.
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324. You did what?
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325. You wanna watch your tone?
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326. I'm sorry, Mr. President.
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327. I just don't understand
how you could let them go free.
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328. You clearly don't understand
much of anything.
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329. Do you think anybody would testify
against the Crime Syndicate?
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330. Do you think if anybody were willing,
we could keep them alive until trial?
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331. - We can.
- Oh?
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332. Are you going to protect
their families too?
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333. Are you going to stay here
and watch over us forever?
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334. Obviously not.
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335. But we can stop them right now.
Put an end to their hold over you.
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336. Kill them?
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337. No. We don't do that.
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338. Then I've got a better idea.
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339. Why don't you go home
and end all crime on your own planet?
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340. Why don't you grow a backbone.
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341. Not now, Rose.
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342. Then when, Dad? We've got a chance.
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343. That's a fantasy.
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344. We can't fight these guys
without risking the lives of millions.
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345. My God, Dad.
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346. You were a war hero.
When did you turn into a coward?
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347. J'ONN J'ONZZ:
He is not a coward.
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348. Men who have seen battle...
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349. are often among those
who hold life most dear.
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350. - How did you know what I was thinking?
- It was an accident.
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351. I didn't mean to read your mind.
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352. There's a saying on my world:
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353. "The only thing necessary for the triumph
of evil is for good men to do nothing."
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354. It's easy for someone like you
to be brave.
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355. But most of us aren't bulletproof.
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356. Sir, I stand up to guys more powerful
than I am all the time.
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357. You can do the same.
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358. That simple, huh?
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359. I'm sorry, Mr. President,
but we're not about to give up this fight.
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360. Not when we finally have a chance
to win it.
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361. - Aren't you supposed to be helping?
- I am helping.
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362. I'm improving the ambiance.
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363. In a way, that's what I'm planning to do.
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364. After all, what good is a bomb
if you don't detonate it?
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365. You never had any intention of using
the QED for blackmail.
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366. You're going to use it to kill everybody.
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367. What if I am?
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368. Just tell me. Why?
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369. Why not?
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370. I'm serious.
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371. I'm a murdering psychopath.
It's part of my charm.
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372. I do find it attractive.
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373. But you never make a move
without a reason.
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374. Why would you want to destroy
the world?
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375. Because it's the only action one could take
that would have any purpose.
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376. You lost me there.
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377. Every decision we make is meaningless...
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378. because somewhere, on a parallel Earth,
we have already made the opposite choice.
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379. We're nothing.
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380. Less than nothing.
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381. How can you say that?
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382. We're rich. We're conquerors.
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383. And here we're poor. We're slaves.
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384. And here, our parents never met,
so we were never born.
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385. Here, the world ended in nuclear war.
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386. Here, no fish was ever brave enough
to crawl up on land...
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387. and humans never evolved.
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388. And so on, ad infinitum.
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389. So even if you destroy the world,
there are a billion others, right?
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390. What difference would it make?
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391. Somewhere in the multiverse,
there is a world I call Earth Prime.
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392. Every Earth is a variation of this one,
the original.
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393. And once I destroy it,
all reality will follow.
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394. I take it back.
You're much crazier than I am.
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395. Don't get in my way.
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396. To the contrary.
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397. I'm in.
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398. I thought I might find you here.
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399. - I'm not talking to you.
- Then listen.
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400. You're going to have to stop speaking out
against the Syndicate. At least in public.
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401. You know, when I was a little girl,
you were my hero.
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402. What's happened to you?
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403. Maybe we both grew up.
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404. Kids, huh?
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405. They drive us crazy, but we'd still
do anything to protect them. Am I right?
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406. What do you want?
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407. Saw your daughter on the news
the other night.
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408. - She's got a mouth on her.
- It's a free country.
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409. We both know better than that.
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410. You get your little girl under control,
or I'll do it for you.
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411. Remember what happened
to the First Lady.
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412. If you come near my daughter,
I will nuke you.
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413. You hear me?
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414. Yeah, the nukes.
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415. - Great equalizer, huh?
- Uhn!
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416. Well, let me tell you something,
Mr. President.
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417. My boys are working up a bomb
of our own.
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418. Nice place.
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419. I think I'm gonna like it here.
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420. I'm getting bored again.
Did you find Earth Prime?
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421. Still looking. But I found something else.
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422. Luthor took the quantum trigger
to a parallel Earth.
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423. Would you be a dear...
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424. pop over to the universe next door
and pick it up for me?
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425. Perimeter breach. Potential intruder alert.
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426. Perimeter breach. Potential intruder alert.
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427. It's here. Spread out and find it.
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428. You're on my property. Stand down.
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429. You're in over your head.
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430. Back off before I come over there
and hurt you.
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431. Insect.
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432. Stay down. You're outnumbered.
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433. Count again.
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434. You guys are in trouble.
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435. Take them.
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436. Careful, Aquaman.
They're stronger than you are.
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437. That remains to be seen.
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438. Okay, this is gonna be tougher
than I thought.
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439. Wanna hear a secret?
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440. You've got possibilities, little man.
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441. But, sadly,
I don't have time to play with you.
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442. Let's go.
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443. - Take this to Owlman.
- Yes, mistress.
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444. What about him?
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445. Oh, I'm sure I'll think of something.
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446. We're all here for the same reason.
We're tired.
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447. Tired of living in fear.
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448. Tired of our elected officials
bending over for vicious criminals.
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449. It doesn't have to be that way.
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450. Joining me today are elected officials
who aren't afraid to act.
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451. Judges, prosecutors, police officers...
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452. and brave people
like each and every one of you.
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453. Together we can win. Together we—
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454. Excuse me.
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455. No. Stay away from me.
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456. How long have you been watching me?
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457. My apologies for the deception.
I doubt this will be the last attempt.
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458. With your permission,
I'll continue to keep close watch on you...
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459. until the immediate crisis has passed.
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460. That would be just fine.
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461. Nice moves.
You remind me of my boyfriend.
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462. Whatever will I do with you?
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463. I could use this to send you away.
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464. Perhaps to here...
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465. an Earth where humanity has mutated
into hideous creatures of the night.
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466. No. You might like that.
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467. Oh. Here's a good one.
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468. A cold, uninhabited Earth,
where you'll slowly starve to death...
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469. if you don't freeze first.
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470. Or it might be fun to keep you as a pet.
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471. Here. Let me do that.
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472. - Your call.
- Sorry.
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473. You're not my type.
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474. That's going to cost you a rib.
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475. Aah! Ow!
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476. I like my lovers to make a little noise.
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477. What else can I break?
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478. You think you can hide from me
with a smoke bomb?
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479. It's not smoke.
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480. It's anesthetic gas.
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481. Batman to Justice League.
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482. Aah.
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483. You sure that will hold her?
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484. - What did you hide on my satellite?
- I don't know what you're talking about.
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485. What was so valuable
that the Crime Syndicate...
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486. would cross dimensions to get it?
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487. - Did you keep it from her?
- Her henchman escaped with it.
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488. Whatever it was.
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489. It's the quantum trigger,
the detonator for a bomb they're building.
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490. Without it, we could fight them,
but now—
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491. Why didn't you just destroy it?
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492. It's pure energy. It can't be destroyed.
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493. Okay. They've got it.
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494. What's the worst-case scenario?
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495. They could use it to set off an explosion
that would wipe out the entire Earth.
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496. You think too small.
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497. Where's Superwoman?
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498. Probably just blowing us off.
Like I should have.
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499. We're not waiting anymore.
Let's get started.
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500. People aren't as intimidated
as they used to be.
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501. I should go down for a jog
and terrorize the straights.
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502. Even regular law enforcement's
starting to show some backbone.
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503. Archer got himself arrested.
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504. Public opinion wouldn't be an issue
if the bomb were ready.
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505. The QED is nearly complete.
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506. I have agents out
gathering some equipment.
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507. Sorry, sorry to come in
without permission...
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508. but Superwoman said
to bring this right to you.
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509. You don't have to wear that disguise.
No one can see in here.
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510. I thought it would make you
more comfortable.
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511. Just the opposite.
I'd like to get to know the real you.
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512. That's better.
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513. - Are you really from Mars?
- Yes.
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514. And can all Martians read minds?
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515. Could. I am the last survivor.
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516. I apologize for reading your mind before.
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517. It is considered extremely impolite to do so
without permission.
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518. I didn't mind.
It seemed, I don't know, natural.
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519. We are attuned.
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520. Our minds are in sync to a degree
that was rare even among my own people.
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521. I never imagined I'd meet a human
so complimentary to myself.
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522. I feel it, attuned.
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523. What are you doing?
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524. Trying to kiss you.
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525. On Earth, it's a way of sharing affection.
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526. This is how we do it on Mars.
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527. Know me.
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528. That was... Wow.
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529. Now we know each other.
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530. All the battles the Justice League
have won.
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531. You think you can beat
the Crime Syndicate?
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532. If we could find them, I have little doubt.
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533. I could find out where their base is.
My father's known for years.
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534. You wanna give us a hand here?
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535. Final calculations. Very delicate.
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536. Are we there yet?
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537. That wasn't funny the first 15 times
you said it, either.
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538. Enjoy yourselves while you can.
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539. - My friends are going to tear you apart.
- Told you we should have left her.
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540. We couldn't take the chance she'd escape
and warn them we're coming.
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541. When I get loose,
I'm killing you right after Batman. Uhn!
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542. Doesn't mean we have to listen to her,
though.
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543. How are we supposed to get in again?
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544. Multi-frequency band,
encryption analyzer-replicator pack.
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545. Some of us don't speak Star Trek.
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546. Think of it
as a fancy garage-door opener.
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547. Come on, then.
Pitch in, you miserable git.
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548. Having a kip, are we? I'm talking to you.
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549. The hangar doors just opened.
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550. Is it just me,
or does this seem a little too easy?
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551. We were just about to come
looking for you.
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552. The QED is armed now.
You'll want to surrender.
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553. You heard him. We've got the bomb.
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554. Everybody does what we say, or else.
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555. You're bluffing.
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556. As long as the bomb's here,
all you can blow up is your own house.
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557. Maybe you should surrender.
We've taken down dozens of you.
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558. And now the odds are 6-to-3.
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559. - Count again.
- Uhn! Uhn!
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560. Look who I found in the hangar.
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561. Submit.
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562. Bugger.
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563. No.
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564. - What just happened?
- He's taken the QED to Earth Prime.
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565. If he detonates it, he'll destroy all reality.
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566. - I'm not liking the sound of that.
- Don't listen to him.
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567. Owlman's just taking the bomb
to a hiding place.
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568. Don't try and con me.
What are you two doing?
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569. There's no way to follow him.
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570. - It's over.
- Not yet.
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571. How many coordinates
does this thing keep in memory?
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572. The last dozen or so, but—
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573. That's more than enough.
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574. Owlman's way ahead of us.
We're locked out.
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575. Unless...
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576. Someone vibrating at the right speed
could piggyback...
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577. on Owlman's carrier wave
and open a portal.
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578. But he'd have to be fast.
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579. - I'm your man.
- No, you're not. You're too slow.
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580. - What?
- I know your limitations.
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581. You can't possibly reach the speed
necessary to pull this off.
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582. - But I can.
- Listen.
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583. - l—
- No, you listen.
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584. He's talking about my world.
I'm not letting that happen.
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585. - It could be dangerous—
- The bloody universe is at stake.
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586. Of course it's dangerous.
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587. All right, when you reach the proper speed,
I'll give you a mark.
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588. You have to hold that speed precisely.
Got it?
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589. Faster.
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590. Hold that speed.
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591. I'm next.
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592. You don't have a transit device.
You'd be torn apart by the event horizon.
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593. Welcome to Earth Prime.
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594. Before there was thought,
there was this place.
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595. One Earth, with a single history.
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596. But with the coming of man
came the illusion of free will...
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597. and with that illusion came chaos.
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598. With every choice we make,
we literally create a world.
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599. History branches in two, creating one Earth
where we made the choice...
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600. and a second where we didn't.
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601. That's the secret of the universe,
you know.
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602. Billions of people
making billions of choices...
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603. creating infinite Earths.
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604. Some so similar to each other
you can spend a lifetime...
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605. searching for any distinction,
others so radically different...
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606. they defy comprehension.
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607. And all of the branches originate here.
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608. Every version of reality balances
precariously on this singular Earth.
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609. It seems so different
from the Earths we know.
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610. I can't imagine what series of decisions
led to this world hurtling out of its orbit.
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611. But I know this:
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612. The source of the cataclysm
was the same as it always is.
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613. Man.
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614. You can't be sure of that.
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615. - Anything—
- You know better.
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616. Man is a cancer.
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617. And I've chosen to cut out the disease.
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618. You're talking about killing—
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619. Everyone who ever lived.
Who ever will live.
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620. I choose to make
the only possible real choice.
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621. You're insane.
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622. Does it really matter?
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623. There are alternate versions of me
that you would find quite charming.
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624. From what I gather,
we're very much alike.
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625. Everything about you tells the tale.
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626. Your attitude, your costume,
your tactics...
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627. they all scream of outrage,
despair, vengeance.
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628. What terrible wrong was done
to set you on this path?
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629. It doesn't really matter.
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630. Nothing matters.
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631. What are you planning to do,
talk me to death?
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632. Actually...
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633. I thought I'd beat you to death.
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634. You should have sent your flying man.
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635. With his strength,
he might have had a chance.
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636. But you don't trust anyone else
to do what needs to be done.
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637. Hah. I feel the same way.
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638. If we're really alike,
you know this is wrong.
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639. You must have been a good man, once.
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640. No. Not good.
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641. Never good. After all, I'm only human.
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642. - Uhn!
- No more debate.
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643. I'm going to kill you now,
then everyone else.
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644. There is a difference
between you and me.
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645. We both looked into the abyss...
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646. but when it looked back at us...
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647. you blinked.
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648. It doesn't matter.
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649. Are you all right?
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650. Johnny, I'm back. Stop vibrating.
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651. Stop.
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652. Oh, God.
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653. Did we save the world, then?
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654. We did.
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655. And all that rubbish about me
being faster than Flash?
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656. You knew this was gonna happen.
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657. Good one, mate.
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658. That's real sad, ain't it?
Now, get your asses off my moon.
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659. What's wrong with you?
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660. We almost lost everything.
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661. That was then.
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662. Now you're a bunch of wanna be cops
trying to take me in.
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663. Going to take you in.
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664. Two things: You ain't got the authority
and you ain't nearly tough enough.
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665. We're more than tough enough.
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666. Brought the cavalry?
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667. I brought the Marines.
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668. The president was displeased
by the attempt on his daughter's life.
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669. There are nuclear weapons in the shuttle.
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670. I brought enough for everybody.
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671. There's no way to thank you.
You've given us back our world.
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672. I've already ordered the national guard
to support local law-enforcement teams.
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673. We're rounding up the bad guys
everywhere.
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674. I don't want you to go.
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675. I don't want to go either,
but I don't belong here.
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676. You could.
You could belong here with me.
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677. Excuse me, J'onn,
but would you stop acting like an idiot?
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678. - What?
- This is what we fight for.
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679. If you love her, stay.
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680. I've already lost one home.
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681. I made a promise to protect my new one.
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682. Then this is how we say goodbye.
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683. Maybe there's another one like her
back on our Earth.
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684. With my luck, she'll be evil.
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685. Ah. It's good to be back home.
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686. - Ow!
- Mind your head.
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687. I can't believe you kept that thing.
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688. Spoils of war. I like it.
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689. What do you need a plane for, anyway?
You can fly.
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690. You drive a car.
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691. That is so not the point.
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692. I owe you an apology about this mission.
You were right.
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693. We were both right.
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694. Still, more help around here
wouldn't be a bad idea.
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695. I'm glad you agree.
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696. I've been thinking
about a membership drive.
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