1. No time for niceties.Copy !req
2. Way to be stealthy, Luther.Copy !req
3. The moment I shut down the grid,
it sent a silent alarm.Copy !req
4. They're already on their way here.Copy !req
5. Dibs.Copy !req
6. The quantum trigger.Copy !req
7. Now we have a chance.Copy !req
8. Run.Copy !req
9. That's not going
to slow them down for long.Copy !req
10. That's not gonna slow them down at all.Copy !req
11. What are you waiting for?Copy !req
12. Hurry.Copy !req
13. It's time to get serious, Lex.Copy !req
14. No. We can make it together.
We can do this.Copy !req
15. Get your shiny bald head out of here.
It's hurting my eyes.Copy !req
16. What can I say?Copy !req
17. Okay, okay.Copy !req
18. I'm down to my Last Joke, anyway.Copy !req
19. But this one will kill you.Copy !req
20. It won't be in vain, old friend.Copy !req
21. Luthor.Copy !req
22. You think you can hide
from my ultra-vision?Copy !req
23. You're gonna pay
for what you've done, mate.Copy !req
24. - That's a promise.
- I've gotta a promise of my own.Copy !req
25. I'm going to finish the Job
the Jester started.Copy !req
26. But not Just yet.Copy !req
27. J u s t i c e I e a g u e
Crisis on Two EarthCopy !req
28. The work would go a lot faster
if I were up there with you, guys.Copy !req
29. Patience. I'm almost ready for you.Copy !req
30. How much is all this costing, Bruce?Copy !req
31. I don't like to think about it.Copy !req
32. All right, Flash. Beginning test run.Copy !req
33. I don't know, Batman.
This is pretty radical.Copy !req
34. You're absolutely sure it works?Copy !req
35. Pretty sure.Copy !req
36. Pretty sure? That isn't...Copy !req
37. good enough.Copy !req
38. Teleporter's online.Copy !req
39. Are you crazy?Copy !req
40. Is he crazy?Copy !req
41. How could he use that thing on me
if he wasn't sure?Copy !req
42. - He was Joking.
- Yeah, how can you tell?Copy !req
43. You really think he would risk your life
if he wasn't sure?Copy !req
44. Well, maybe.Copy !req
45. I mean, I don't think he likes me
very much.Copy !req
46. I don't think he likes anyone very much.Copy !req
47. Good morning.Copy !req
48. Would you be kind enough to tell me where
I could find the nearest police station?Copy !req
49. Excuse me, it's very important that I...Copy !req
50. Yeah, yeah. Cool your Jets.Copy !req
51. This is a police station.
Everything's important he...Copy !req
52. Luthor.Copy !req
53. No need to make a scene.Copy !req
54. I want you to contact
the Justice League for me.Copy !req
55. Or else?Copy !req
56. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
57. I'll destroy the world?Copy !req
58. Is that sufficient?Copy !req
59. Superman. Go ahead.Copy !req
60. We've got a problem.Copy !req
61. One of yours.Copy !req
62. It's okay. We'll take it from here.Copy !req
63. Oh, and they call me The Flash.Copy !req
64. - What do you think you're doing?
- I've come to talk.Copy !req
65. As you can see, I'm not armed.Copy !req
66. You're going to find what I have to say
very difficult to believe.Copy !req
67. You're from a parallel Earth.Copy !req
68. How could you possibly know that?Copy !req
69. Your internal organs are reversed,
your heart is on the wrong side.Copy !req
70. It could be a trick.Copy !req
71. Could be.Copy !req
72. But our Luthor's still in his cell
on Stryker's Island.Copy !req
73. And now that we've clarified the matter
of my evil twin...Copy !req
74. I've got quite a story to tell you.Copy !req
75. Pants.Copy !req
76. Oh.Copy !req
77. My world is similar to yours in many ways
but very different in others.Copy !req
78. Oh, wait, wait, don't tell me.Copy !req
79. On your world,
you're the leader of the Justice League.Copy !req
80. As a matter of fact, I was.Copy !req
81. Past tense.Copy !req
82. I'm not Just the Leader
of my world's Justice League.Copy !req
83. I'm its only surviving member.Copy !req
84. We were systematically destroyed
by a group of superpowered beings...Copy !req
85. known as the Crime Syndicate.Copy !req
86. They've run rampant for years,
doing whatever they pleased.Copy !req
87. They rule through fear...Copy !req
88. occasionally turning their powers
against the populace, Just to remind us.Copy !req
89. In the hope of maintaining
some minimal order...Copy !req
90. the authorities simply pretend
they aren't there.Copy !req
91. But increasingly,
they refuse to be ignored.Copy !req
92. The Syndicate
has completely intimidated civil authority.Copy !req
93. The police won't arrest them...Copy !req
94. and prosecutors
wouldn't press charges if they did.Copy !req
95. The only thing keeping them from
completely overthrowing the government...Copy !req
96. is the threat of a nuclear response.Copy !req
97. You people are my world's last hope.Copy !req
98. We have to discuss this.Copy !req
99. Please wait out here.Copy !req
100. - I don't trust him.
- There's a surprise.Copy !req
101. Maybe he's on the up and up.
You said yourself, he's not our Luthor.Copy !req
102. Still, never met a Luthor I liked.Copy !req
103. I've read his mind, he's telling the truth.Copy !req
104. Regardless, we have a responsibility...Copy !req
105. to the millions of people
being oppressed on his world.Copy !req
106. For all my power, when it comes down to it,
I'm a beat cop.Copy !req
107. There are rules. Another dimension
may be out of our Jurisdiction.Copy !req
108. I can't believe we're having this discussion.
Of course we're going to help.Copy !req
109. She's right. That's what we do.Copy !req
110. - Not this time.
- Why not?Copy !req
111. We've got too much on our plate
right here.Copy !req
112. We haven't even finished constructing
our new headquarters.Copy !req
113. Our first responsibility
is to protect the Earth.Copy !req
114. That's right. Our Earth.Copy !req
115. We don't have enough manpower
to even do that properly.Copy !req
116. Fair enough.
But we're talking about millions of people.Copy !req
117. We can't Just turn our backs.
We have to go.Copy !req
118. All right, Luthor, we'll help.Copy !req
119. But we need a plan.Copy !req
120. I have one, of course.Copy !req
121. What's so fascinating?Copy !req
122. Luthor has solved
the de-coherence problem.Copy !req
123. Darling, unless there's money involved,
you're still boring me.Copy !req
124. Parallel Earths.Copy !req
125. Luthor is not only proven they exist...Copy !req
126. he's figured out
how to travel between them.Copy !req
127. Any sign of the quantum trigger?Copy !req
128. We've searched the entire complex.
If it was here, it's not now.Copy !req
129. Right.Copy !req
130. Download all these records
into my personal computer.Copy !req
131. The rest of you, strip this place
of anything useful, then destroy it.Copy !req
132. This could be disorienting,
but there are no other side effects that...Copy !req
133. What the hell?Copy !req
134. We're compromised.Copy !req
135. What tipped you off?Copy !req
136. I don't have time for this.
I need that data.Copy !req
137. Take them down.Copy !req
138. That will be enough of that.Copy !req
139. - That's what I call tuning somebody up.
Excuse me.Copy !req
140. Can I talk to you for a minute?Copy !req
141. Hera.Copy !req
142. I've played this game before.Copy !req
143. You don't wanna fight me.Copy !req
144. You wanna help me.Copy !req
145. I don't wanna fight you, I want...Copy !req
146. Hey, this is like the Jedi mind trick.Copy !req
147. This is not like the Jedi mind trick.Copy !req
148. This is not like the Jedi mind trick.Copy !req
149. Sorry.Copy !req
150. J'ONN J'ONZZ:
Stop that.Copy !req
151. We've got to retreat.Copy !req
152. Why? We're winning.Copy !req
153. Superwoman's called in the cavalry...Copy !req
154. and if it's who I think it is,
we're not prepared.Copy !req
155. Don't make us guess.
What are we in for?Copy !req
156. At least three Made Men,
almost as tough as Superwoman.Copy !req
157. - Made Men?
- Later.Copy !req
158. I don't have time to explain.Copy !req
159. Follow me.Copy !req
160. Oh, crap.Copy !req
161. I've got you.Copy !req
162. Heads up.Copy !req
163. More trouble.Copy !req
164. Get off my plane.Copy !req
165. Is that one of us in Owlman's plane?Copy !req
166. Two of us. Wonder Woman swiped it.Copy !req
167. Then there may be a way out of this.
Swing around for me.Copy !req
168. Stay on top of him. The plane is mine.Copy !req
169. Where is it? What are you looking for?Copy !req
170. Chameleon circuit.
Owlman used to drive me crazy...Copy !req
171. Found it. What's it do?Copy !req
172. Lantern, we're cloaked right above you.Copy !req
173. Hold fire, our ride's here.Copy !req
174. - Hang on.
- Whoa!Copy !req
175. Ooh!Copy !req
176. Strafe the skies.Copy !req
177. Well, that's fried.Copy !req
178. It doesn't matter, we're still cloaked.Copy !req
179. And we've lost them.
At least for the moment.Copy !req
180. So, genius, where to now?Copy !req
181. Yeah, handed them a right thumping...Copy !req
182. - I heard, let the blinking side down a bit.
Come to order.Copy !req
183. First business.Copy !req
184. We've gotta decide
who we're calling up to replace J'arkus.Copy !req
185. God rest his soul.Copy !req
186. There's no managerial talent
in that organization.Copy !req
187. We should dissolve them
and spilt up his territory.Copy !req
188. Right, seems to me you've already helped
yourself to the Martian's crew.Copy !req
189. You had the whole bunch this morning.Copy !req
190. Made Men need to be associated
with one of the family heads...Copy !req
191. if you want some of them.Copy !req
192. We can horse-trade
for manpower any time.Copy !req
193. - What about the turf?
I'm with Owlman.Copy !req
194. We'll divide his action
between the five of us.Copy !req
195. Who died and made you boss?Copy !req
196. You wanna arm wrestle for it?Copy !req
197. Knock it off.Copy !req
198. We'll work out details later.Copy !req
199. For now, Owlman can keep
J'edd J'arkus' guys.Copy !req
200. From what I hear, sounds like
you could have used a few dozen more.Copy !req
201. Luthor's new Justice League
is not be underestimated.Copy !req
202. Neither are we. They'll fold.Copy !req
203. Or we'll fold them.Copy !req
204. Just like everybody else
who gets in our way.Copy !req
205. Which brings us to the topic at hand.Copy !req
206. Last meeting, five of six family heads
approved of Project Damocles.Copy !req
207. Per our vote, I have begun construction
on this, the quantum eigenstate device.Copy !req
208. Once completed, the QED will give us
life-and-death power over the entire planet.Copy !req
209. We spent 37 billion on government bribes
last year.Copy !req
210. No more of that.
We'll be the government.Copy !req
211. I still don't see why they would give up
the little bit of power they got left.Copy !req
212. Because if they don't, we'll do this.Copy !req
213. The device's Heisenberg
uncertainty override...Copy !req
214. allows us to tap into a limitless pool
of destructive energy.Copy !req
215. Which leaves the governments
of the world with two choices:Copy !req
216. Bow down to us or die.Copy !req
217. The most important
thing to remember...Copy !req
218. is we don't have to be afraid
of the Crime Syndicate.Copy !req
219. If that's true,
why do you have bodyguards?Copy !req
220. Come on, my father's the president.
I had guards before I started speaking out.Copy !req
221. Isn't it irresponsible of you
to be out here making speeches...Copy !req
222. in direct contradiction
of your father's policies?Copy !req
223. I love my father, but we disagree about this,
and I have the right to free speech.Copy !req
224. If we leave the Syndicate be,
they'll Let us live our lives.Copy !req
225. - We don't have the power to fight them.
- No.Copy !req
226. Might doesn't make right.Copy !req
227. It may seem that way,
but in the long run...Copy !req
228. it's the other way around.Copy !req
229. We are always stronger
when we're doing the right thing.Copy !req
230. Lights.Copy !req
231. I love what you've done with the place.Copy !req
232. It's not mine.
It used to belong to a friend.Copy !req
233. I'm sorry, Harley.Copy !req
234. The Jester's never coming back.Copy !req
235. We should consider ourselves lucky
there's any place left to hide.Copy !req
236. We're not here to hide, Luthor.
We're here to clean up your planet's mess.Copy !req
237. Then by all means, let's get started.Copy !req
238. And call me Lex.Copy !req
239. These are the big guns,
the heads of the six.Copy !req
240. I should say, five families.Copy !req
241. Ultraman is the boss of bosses,
but they all front formidable organizations.Copy !req
242. Where do all those
superpowered guys fit in?Copy !req
243. Each of the family heads...Copy !req
244. have thousands
of criminals working under them.Copy !req
245. They reward their most trusted lieutenants
by giving them superpowers.Copy !req
246. They're called Made Men.Copy !req
247. Cute. How many?Copy !req
248. No more than
seven or eight at a time.Copy !req
249. Perhaps 50, total.Copy !req
250. We'll conduct a series of attacks,
coordinated by me.Copy !req
251. The six of us
will hit specific Syndicate operations...Copy !req
252. one after the other.Copy !req
253. - That's a waste of time.
- I beg your pardon?Copy !req
254. We're going to hit multiple targets
at the same time. Teams of two.Copy !req
255. We'd be hopelessly outnumbered.Copy !req
256. - When my Justice League fought them...
- All due respect, Lex.Copy !req
257. We aren't your Justice League.Copy !req
258. - What's the call?
- You and J'onn.Copy !req
259. Diana and GL. He's with me.Copy !req
260. That's insane.Copy !req
261. - Don't worry, Lex. He's got your slack.
- Flash.Copy !req
262. Well, you do.Copy !req
263. You're supposed to call first.Copy !req
264. What's the point of having your keys
if I can't drop in unexpectedly?Copy !req
265. Still Looking for the quantum trigger?Copy !req
266. Yes, but in the meantime, I've been working
on something equally interesting.Copy !req
267. We can use it to travel
to any of the alternate Earths.Copy !req
268. It's based on Luthor's design.Copy !req
269. I've made some improvements.Copy !req
270. Do you realize
what we could do with this?Copy !req
271. The philosophical implications
are tremendous, of course.Copy !req
272. Philosophy.Copy !req
273. There's an infinite number of Earths
out there to conquer. You and me.Copy !req
274. We wouldn't have to share our cut
with the Syndicate.Copy !req
275. That's certainly one way to go.Copy !req
276. Whoa!Copy !req
277. - Right, then. Abandon ship if you can.
- Oh! Oh!Copy !req
278. - I got her.
- No.Copy !req
279. She's mine.Copy !req
280. Ultraman, I know you can hear me.Copy !req
281. Bring your arrogant ass out here
or we'll come in and get you.Copy !req
282. Not Looking for the hired help, Olsen.
I want your boss.Copy !req
283. He ain't here.Copy !req
284. If you want an appointment,
you can call his secretary.Copy !req
285. Clear our airspace.Copy !req
286. Make me.Copy !req
287. I can do that.Copy !req
288. You take care of Ultraman's pal.
I got the big guy.Copy !req
289. I'd rather not have to hurt you, Jimmy.Copy !req
290. You sure you want to do this?
I can take him.Copy !req
291. If it's going to mean anything
after you're gone, it has to be me.Copy !req
292. Get your hands off my boy.Copy !req
293. You've got problems of your own.Copy !req
294. Getting cocky, Lex?Copy !req
295. You think you can come
to my place of business and call me out?Copy !req
296. Ooh!Copy !req
297. Did you forget who I am?
How I got to be the boss of bosses?Copy !req
298. I'm here
because I'm the baddest of the bad.Copy !req
299. Anybody whoever stood in my way
is dead.Copy !req
300. Everybody.Copy !req
301. I brought you a present.Copy !req
302. Blue Kryptonite.Copy !req
303. The only thing that can hurt you.Copy !req
304. But I...Copy !req
305. Destroyed the last piece on Earth?Copy !req
306. True. But I've been visiting other Earths.Copy !req
307. You are so gonna regret this.Copy !req
308. Got a message for you, big man.
Things are changing.Copy !req
309. When you do wrong...Copy !req
310. there are more and more of us
who aren't afraid to set it right.Copy !req
311. United States Secret Service.Copy !req
312. The president would like a word with you.Copy !req
313. This is unacceptable, Lex.Copy !req
314. - What do you think you're doing?
That should be obvious, Mr. President.Copy !req
315. We're taking it to the bad guys, sir.Copy !req
316. Well, you should be very proud.Copy !req
317. Have you given the slightest thought
to the consequences of your actions?Copy !req
318. Don't talk to me like a child.Copy !req
319. I was fighting this battle long before
your administration...Copy !req
320. decided to roll over for the Syndicate.Copy !req
321. We didn't roll over.Copy !req
322. We've worked to achieve
a delicate balance with the Crime Syndicate.Copy !req
323. It's the only way the American people
can live in relative safety.Copy !req
324. Forgive me, Mr. President,
but that's a load of crap.Copy !req
325. Be that as it may,
I've already ordered the release of Ultraman.Copy !req
326. You did what?Copy !req
327. You wanna watch your tone?Copy !req
328. I'm sorry, Mr. President.Copy !req
329. I Just don't understand
how you could Let them go free.Copy !req
330. You clearly don't understand
much of anything.Copy !req
331. Do you think anybody would testify
against the Crime Syndicate?Copy !req
332. Do you think if anybody were willing,
we could keep them alive until trial?Copy !req
333. - We can.
- Oh?Copy !req
334. Are you going to protect
their families too?Copy !req
335. Are you going to stay here
and watch over us forever?Copy !req
336. Obviously not.Copy !req
337. But we can stop them right now.
Put an end to their hold over you.Copy !req
338. Kill them?Copy !req
339. No. We don't do that.Copy !req
340. Then I've got a better idea.Copy !req
341. Why don't you go home
and end all crime on your own planet?Copy !req
342. Why don't you grow a backbone.Copy !req
343. Not now, Rose.Copy !req
344. Then when, Dad? We've got a chance.Copy !req
345. That's a fantasy.Copy !req
346. We can't fight these guys
without risking the lives of millions.Copy !req
347. My God, Dad.Copy !req
348. You were a war hero.
When did you turn into a coward?Copy !req
349. J'ONN J'ONZZ:
He is not a coward.Copy !req
350. Men who have seen battle...Copy !req
351. are often among those
who hold life most dear.Copy !req
352. - How did you know what I was thinking?
- It was an accident.Copy !req
353. I didn't mean to read your mind.Copy !req
354. There's a saying on my world:Copy !req
355. "The only thing necessary for the triumph
of evil is for good men to do nothing."Copy !req
356. It's easy for someone like you
to be brave.Copy !req
357. But most of us aren't bulletproof.Copy !req
358. Sir, I stand up to guys more powerful
than I am all the time.Copy !req
359. You can do the same.Copy !req
360. That simple, huh?Copy !req
361. I'm sorry, Mr. President,
but we're not about to give up this fight.Copy !req
362. Not when we finally have a chance
to win it.Copy !req
363. - Aren't you supposed to be helping?
- I am helping.Copy !req
364. I'm improving the ambiance.Copy !req
365. In a way, that's what I'm planning to do.Copy !req
366. After all, what good is a bomb
if you don't detonate it?Copy !req
367. You never had any intention of using
the QED for blackmail.Copy !req
368. You're going to use it to kill everybody.Copy !req
369. What if I am?Copy !req
370. Just tell me. Why?Copy !req
371. Why not?Copy !req
372. I'm serious.Copy !req
373. I'm a murdering psychopath.
It's part of my charm.Copy !req
374. I do find it attractive.Copy !req
375. But you never make a move
without a reason.Copy !req
376. Why would you want to destroy
the world?Copy !req
377. Because it's the only action one could take
that would have any purpose.Copy !req
378. You Lost me there.Copy !req
379. Every decision we make is meaningless...Copy !req
380. because somewhere, on a parallel Earth,
we have already made the opposite choice.Copy !req
381. We're nothing.Copy !req
382. Less than nothing.Copy !req
383. How can you say that?Copy !req
384. We're rich. We're conquerors.Copy !req
385. And here we're poor. We're slaves.Copy !req
386. And here, our parents never met,
so we were never born.Copy !req
387. Here, the world ended in nuclear war.Copy !req
388. Here, no fish was ever brave enough
to crawl up on land...Copy !req
389. and humans never evolved.Copy !req
390. And so on, ad infinitum.Copy !req
391. So even if you destroy the world,
there are a billion others, right?Copy !req
392. What difference would it make?Copy !req
393. Somewhere in the multiverse,
there is a world I call Earth Prime.Copy !req
394. Every Earth is a variation of this one,
the original.Copy !req
395. And once I destroy it,
all reality will follow.Copy !req
396. I take it back.
You're much crazier than I am.Copy !req
397. Don't get in my way.Copy !req
398. To the contrary.Copy !req
399. I'm in.Copy !req
400. I thought I might find you here.Copy !req
401. - I'm not talking to you.
- Then listen.Copy !req
402. You're going to have to stop speaking out
against the Syndicate. At Least in public.Copy !req
403. You know, when I was a little girl,
you were my hero.Copy !req
404. What's happened to you?Copy !req
405. Maybe we both grew up.Copy !req
406. Kids, huh?Copy !req
407. They drive us crazy, but we'd still
do anything to protect them. Am I right?Copy !req
408. What do you want?Copy !req
409. Saw your daughter on the news
the other night.Copy !req
410. - She's got a mouth on her.
- It's a free country.Copy !req
411. We both know better than that.Copy !req
412. You get your little girl under control,
or I'll do it for you.Copy !req
413. Remember what happened
to the First Lady.Copy !req
414. If you come near my daughter,
I will nuke you.Copy !req
415. You hear me?Copy !req
416. Yeah, the nukes.Copy !req
417. - Great equalizer, huh?
- Uhn!Copy !req
418. Well, Let me tell you something,
Mr. President.Copy !req
419. My boys are working up a bomb
of our own.Copy !req
420. Nice place.Copy !req
421. I think I'm gonna like it here.Copy !req
422. I'm getting bored again.
Did you find Earth Prime?Copy !req
423. Still Looking. But I found something else.Copy !req
424. Luthor took the quantum trigger
to a parallel Earth.Copy !req
425. Would you be a dear...Copy !req
426. pop over to the universe next door
and pick it up for me?Copy !req
427. Perimeter breach. Potential intruder alert.Copy !req
428. Perimeter breach. Potential intruder alert.Copy !req
429. It's here. Spread out and find it.Copy !req
430. You're on my property. Stand down.Copy !req
431. You're in over your head.Copy !req
432. Back off before I come over there
and hurt you.Copy !req
433. Insect.Copy !req
434. Stay down. You're outnumbered.Copy !req
435. Count again.Copy !req
436. You guys are in trouble.Copy !req
437. Take them.Copy !req
438. Careful, Aquaman.
They're stronger than you are.Copy !req
439. That remains to be seen.Copy !req
440. Okay, this is gonna be tougher
than I thought.Copy !req
441. Wanna hear a secret?Copy !req
442. You've got possibilities, little man.Copy !req
443. But, sadly,
I don't have time to play with you.Copy !req
444. Let's go.Copy !req
445. - Take this to Owlman.
- Yes, mistress.Copy !req
446. What about him?Copy !req
447. Oh, I'm sure I'll think of something.Copy !req
448. We're all here for the same reason.
We're tired.Copy !req
449. Tired of living in fear.Copy !req
450. Tired of our elected officials
bending over for vicious criminals.Copy !req
451. It doesn't have to be that way.Copy !req
452. Joining me today are elected officials
who aren't afraid to act.Copy !req
453. Judges, prosecutors, police officers...Copy !req
454. and brave people
like each and every one of you.Copy !req
455. Together we can win. Together we...Copy !req
456. Excuse me.Copy !req
457. No. Stay away from me.Copy !req
458. How Long have you been watching me?Copy !req
459. My apologies for the deception.
I doubt this will be the Last attempt.Copy !req
460. With your permission,
I'll continue to keep close watch on you...Copy !req
461. until the immediate crisis has passed.Copy !req
462. That would be Just fine.Copy !req
463. Nice moves.
You remind me of my boyfriend.Copy !req
464. Whatever will I do with you?Copy !req
465. I could use this to send you away.Copy !req
466. Perhaps to here...Copy !req
467. an Earth where humanity has mutated
into hideous creatures of the night.Copy !req
468. No. You might like that.Copy !req
469. Oh. Here's a good one.Copy !req
470. A cold, uninhabited Earth,
where you'll slowly starve to death...Copy !req
471. if you don't freeze first.Copy !req
472. Or it might be fun to keep you as a pet.Copy !req
473. Here. Let me do that.Copy !req
474. - Your call.
- Sorry.Copy !req
475. You're not my type.Copy !req
476. That's going to cost you a rib.Copy !req
477. Aah! Ow!Copy !req
478. I like my lovers to make a little noise.Copy !req
479. What else can I break?Copy !req
480. You think you can hide from me
with a smoke bomb?Copy !req
481. It's not smoke.Copy !req
482. It's anesthetic gas.Copy !req
483. Batman to Justice League.Copy !req
484. Aah.Copy !req
485. You sure that will hold her?Copy !req
486. - What did you hide on my satellite?
- I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
487. What was so valuable
that the Crime Syndicate...Copy !req
488. would cross dimensions to get it?Copy !req
489. - Did you keep it from her?
- Her henchman escaped with it.Copy !req
490. Whatever it was.Copy !req
491. It's the quantum trigger,
the detonator for a bomb they're building.Copy !req
492. Without it, we could fight them,
but now...Copy !req
493. Why didn't you Just destroy it?Copy !req
494. It's pure energy. It can't be destroyed.Copy !req
495. Okay. They've got it.Copy !req
496. What's the worst-case scenario?Copy !req
497. They could use it to set off an explosion
that would wipe out the entire Earth.Copy !req
498. You think too small.Copy !req
499. Where's Superwoman?Copy !req
500. Probably Just blowing us off.
Like I should have.Copy !req
501. We're not waiting anymore.
Let's get started.Copy !req
502. People aren't as intimidated
as they used to be.Copy !req
503. I should go down for a Jog
and terrorize the straights.Copy !req
504. Even regular law enforcement's
starting to show some backbone.Copy !req
505. Archer got himself arrested.Copy !req
506. Public opinion wouldn't be an issue
if the bomb were ready.Copy !req
507. The QED is nearly complete.Copy !req
508. I have agents out
gathering some equipment.Copy !req
509. Sorry, sorry to come in
without permission...Copy !req
510. but Superwoman said
to bring this right to you.Copy !req
511. You don't have to wear that disguise.
No one can see in here.Copy !req
512. I thought it would make you
more comfortable.Copy !req
513. Just the opposite.
I'd like to get to know the real you.Copy !req
514. That's better.Copy !req
515. - Are you really from Mars?
- Yes.Copy !req
516. And can all Martians read minds?Copy !req
517. Could. I am the Last survivor.Copy !req
518. I apologize for reading your mind before.Copy !req
519. It is considered extremely impolite to do so
without permission.Copy !req
520. I didn't mind.
It seemed, I don't know, natural.Copy !req
521. We are attuned.Copy !req
522. Our minds are in sync to a degree
that was rare even among my own people.Copy !req
523. I never imagined I'd meet a human
so complimentary to myself.Copy !req
524. I feel it, attuned.Copy !req
525. What are you doing?Copy !req
526. Trying to kiss you.Copy !req
527. On Earth, it's a way of sharing affection.Copy !req
528. This is how we do it on Mars.Copy !req
529. Know me.Copy !req
530. That was... Wow.Copy !req
531. Now we know each other.Copy !req
532. All the battles the Justice League
have won.Copy !req
533. You think you can beat
the Crime Syndicate?Copy !req
534. If we could find them, I have little doubt.Copy !req
535. I could find out where their base is.
My father's known for years.Copy !req
536. You wanna give us a hand here?Copy !req
537. Final calculations. Very delicate.Copy !req
538. Are we there yet?Copy !req
539. That wasn't funny the first 15 times
you said it, either.Copy !req
540. Enjoy yourselves while you can.Copy !req
541. - My friends are going to tear you apart.
- Told you we should have Left her.Copy !req
542. We couldn't take the chance she'd escape
and warn them we're coming.Copy !req
543. When I get loose,
I'm killing you right after Batman. Uhn!Copy !req
544. Doesn't mean we have to listen to her,
though.Copy !req
545. How are we supposed to get in again?Copy !req
546. Multi-frequency band,
encryption analyzer-replicator pack.Copy !req
547. Some of us don't speak Star Trek.Copy !req
548. Think of it
as a fancy garage-door opener.Copy !req
549. Come on, then.
Pitch in, you miserable git.Copy !req
550. Having a kip, are we? I'm talking to you.Copy !req
551. The hangar doors Just opened.Copy !req
552. Is it Just me,
or does this seem a little too easy?Copy !req
553. We were Just about to come
Looking for you.Copy !req
554. The QED is armed now.
You'll want to surrender.Copy !req
555. You heard him. We've got the bomb.Copy !req
556. Everybody does what we say, or else.Copy !req
557. You're bluffing.Copy !req
558. As Long as the bomb's here,
all you can blow up is your own house.Copy !req
559. Maybe you should surrender.
We've taken down dozens of you.Copy !req
560. And now the odds are 6-to-3.Copy !req
561. Count again.
- Uhn! Uhn!Copy !req
562. Look who I found in the hangar.Copy !req
563. Submit.Copy !req
564. Bugger.Copy !req
565. No.Copy !req
566. - What Just happened?
- He's taken the QED to Earth Prime.Copy !req
567. If he detonates it, he'll destroy all reality.Copy !req
568. - I'm not liking the sound of that.
- Don't listen to him.Copy !req
569. Owlman's Just taking the bomb
to a hiding place.Copy !req
570. Don't try and con me.
What are you two doing?Copy !req
571. There's no way to follow him.Copy !req
572. - It's over.
- Not yet.Copy !req
573. How many coordinates
does this thing keep in memory?Copy !req
574. The Last dozen or so, but...Copy !req
575. That's more than enough.Copy !req
576. Owlman's way ahead of us.
We're locked out.Copy !req
577. Unless...Copy !req
578. Someone vibrating at the right speed
could piggyback...Copy !req
579. on Owlman's carrier wave
and open a portal.Copy !req
580. But he'd have to be fast.Copy !req
581. - I'm your man.
- No, you're not. You're too slow.Copy !req
582. - What?
- I know your limitations.Copy !req
583. You can't possibly reach the speed
necessary to pull this off.Copy !req
584. - But I can.
- Listen.Copy !req
585. - I...
- No, you listen.Copy !req
586. He's talking about my world.
I'm not letting that happen.Copy !req
587. - It could be dangerous...
- The bloody universe is at stake.Copy !req
588. Of course it's dangerous.Copy !req
589. All right, when you reach the proper speed,
I'll give you a mark.Copy !req
590. You have to hold that speed precisely.
Got it?Copy !req
591. Faster.Copy !req
592. Faster.Copy !req
593. Hold that speed.Copy !req
594. I'm next.Copy !req
595. You don't have a transit device.
You'd be torn apart by the event horizon.Copy !req
596. Welcome to Earth Prime.Copy !req
597. Before there was thought,
there was this place.Copy !req
598. One Earth, with a single history.Copy !req
599. But with the coming of man
came the illusion of free will...Copy !req
600. and with that illusion came chaos.Copy !req
601. With every choice we make,
we literally create a world.Copy !req
602. History branches in two, creating one Earth
where we made the choice...Copy !req
603. and a second where we didn't.Copy !req
604. That's the secret of the universe,
you know.Copy !req
605. Billions of people
making billions of choices...Copy !req
606. creating infinite Earths.Copy !req
607. Some so similar to each other
you can spend a lifetime...Copy !req
608. searching for any distinction,
others so radically different...Copy !req
609. they defy comprehension.Copy !req
610. And all of the branches originate here.Copy !req
611. Every version of reality balances
precariously on this singular Earth.Copy !req
612. It seems so different
from the Earths we know.Copy !req
613. I can't imagine what series of decisions
led to this world hurtling out of its orbit.Copy !req
614. But I know this:Copy !req
615. The source of the cataclysm
was the same as it always is.Copy !req
616. Man.Copy !req
617. You can't be sure of that.Copy !req
618. - Anything...
- You know better.Copy !req
619. Man is a cancer.Copy !req
620. And I've chosen to cut out the disease.Copy !req
621. You're talking about killing...Copy !req
622. Everyone who ever lived.
Who ever will live.Copy !req
623. I choose to make
the only possible real choice.Copy !req
624. You're insane.Copy !req
625. Does it really matter?Copy !req
626. There are alternate versions of me
that you would find quite charming.Copy !req
627. From what I gather,
we're very much alike.Copy !req
628. Everything about you tells the tale.Copy !req
629. Your attitude, your costume,
your tactics...Copy !req
630. they all scream of outrage,
despair, vengeance.Copy !req
631. What terrible wrong was done
to set you on this path?Copy !req
632. It doesn't really matter.Copy !req
633. Nothing matters.Copy !req
634. What are you planning to do,
talk me to death?Copy !req
635. Actually...Copy !req
636. I thought I'd beat you to death.Copy !req
637. You should have sent your flying man.Copy !req
638. With his strength,
he might have had a chance.Copy !req
639. But you don't trust anyone else
to do what needs to be done.Copy !req
640. Hah. I feel the same way.Copy !req
641. If we're really alike,
you know this is wrong.Copy !req
642. You must have been a good man, once.Copy !req
643. No. Not good.Copy !req
644. Never good. After all, I'm only human.Copy !req
645. - Uhn!
- No more debate.Copy !req
646. I'm going to kill you now,
then everyone else.Copy !req
647. There is a difference
between you and me.Copy !req
648. We both looked into the abyss...Copy !req
649. but when it Looked back at us...Copy !req
650. you blinked.Copy !req
651. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
652. Are you all right?Copy !req
653. Johnny, I'm back. Stop vibrating.Copy !req
654. Stop.Copy !req
655. Oh, God.Copy !req
656. Did we save the world, then?Copy !req
657. We did.Copy !req
658. And all that rubbish about me
being faster than Flash?Copy !req
659. You knew this was gonna happen.Copy !req
660. Good one, mate.Copy !req
661. That's real sad, ain't it?
Now, get your asses off my moon.Copy !req
662. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
663. We almost Lost everything.Copy !req
664. That was then.Copy !req
665. Now you're a bunch of wanna be cops
trying to take me in.Copy !req
666. Going to take you in.Copy !req
667. Two things: You ain't got the authority
and you ain't nearly tough enough.Copy !req
668. We're more than tough enough.Copy !req
669. Brought the cavalry?Copy !req
670. I brought the Marines.Copy !req
671. The president was displeased
by the attempt on his daughter's life.Copy !req
672. There are nuclear weapons in the shuttle.Copy !req
673. I brought enough for everybody.Copy !req
674. There's no way to thank you.
You've given us back our world.Copy !req
675. I've already ordered the national guard
to support local Law-enforcement teams.Copy !req
676. We're rounding up the bad guys
everywhere.Copy !req
677. I don't want you to go.Copy !req
678. I don't want to go either,
but I don't belong here.Copy !req
679. You could.
You could belong here with me.Copy !req
680. Excuse me, J'onn,
but would you stop acting like an idiot?Copy !req
681. - What?
- This is what we fight for.Copy !req
682. If you love her, stay.Copy !req
683. I've already Lost one home.Copy !req
684. I made a promise to protect my new one.Copy !req
685. Then this is how we say goodbye.Copy !req
686. Maybe there's another one like her
back on our Earth.Copy !req
687. With my luck, she'll be evil.Copy !req
688. Ah. It's good to be back home.Copy !req
689. - Ow!
- Mind your head.Copy !req
690. I can't believe you kept that thing.Copy !req
691. Spoils of war. I like it.Copy !req
692. What do you need a plane for, anyway?
You can fly.Copy !req
693. You drive a car.Copy !req
694. That is so not the point.Copy !req
695. I owe you an apology about this mission.
You were right.Copy !req
696. We were both right.Copy !req
697. Still, more help around here
wouldn't be a bad idea.Copy !req
698. I'm glad you agree.Copy !req
699. I've been thinking
about a membership drive.Copy !req