1. Okay, enough tuning already.
Settle, people! Quiet, please!Copy !req
2. - Strings.
- (STUDIO FALLS SILENT)Copy !req
3. One and one, main title.Copy !req
4. And a one, two, three, four!Copy !req
5. Come on.Copy !req
6. Come on-a-rama. Come on.Copy !req
7. "Outlook not so good?"Copy !req
8. What? No way! You try, Mouse.Copy !req
9. Okay, Magic 8 Ball, last chance.Copy !req
10. This is gonna be the best,
most way not boring summer ever.Copy !req
11. Right?Copy !req
12. Signs point to...Copy !req
13. Yes! Yay! You rock, Mouse.Copy !req
14. Don't leave me hanging.Copy !req
15. Judy! You almost ready?
The bus will be here in five minutes.Copy !req
16. Uh-huh! I'm totally almost ready!Copy !req
17. Good. You don't want to be late
for the last day of school.Copy !req
18. Shoes, shoes, shoes.Copy !req
19. Help me, Mouse! Where are my... Ah!Copy !req
20. Hairbrush, hairbrush, hairbrush.
Oh, hairbrush!Copy !req
21. See, here's the thing, Mouse.Copy !req
22. You know how every summer is
"S" for Snoresville,Copy !req
23. because all I ever do
is visit Grandma Lou and get a sunburnCopy !req
24. and pick my scabs and watch TVCopy !req
25. and it's not even cable?Copy !req
26. But this summer is going to be different,
because I have a plan.Copy !req
27. A P-L-A-N for the most super-duper,
double-rare, not bummer summer...Copy !req
28. Judy?
- Coming!Copy !req
29. - (PURRING)
- Mouse.Copy !req
30. - Look, Mom!
- Hey.Copy !req
31. - Look, Dad.
- Nice.Copy !req
32. Hi!Copy !req
33. Beat you to the bus, Stink. Bye!Copy !req
34. Is that a new trend?
Wearing pajamas to school?Copy !req
35. Just be happy she remembered her shoes.Copy !req
36. - Rocky!
- Judy!Copy !req
37. Last day! No more homework, no more tests.Copy !req
38. - No more Fink-face Finch, the pest!
- Yeah!Copy !req
39. What's with the Mr. Potato Head hair?Copy !req
40. I wouldn't talk, Mr. Frank "Eats Paste" Pearl.Copy !req
41. - For me?
- FYEO. "For Your Eyes Only."Copy !req
42. And Amy and Rocky.Copy !req
43. "TP meeting...Copy !req
44. (WHISPERING) "... after school
for way important summer plan."Copy !req
45. What's going on?Copy !req
46. Is it the last day of school or something?Copy !req
47. - Frank!
- Don't get too excited. There's still...Copy !req
48. Three hours and 27 minutes
until summer officially begins.Copy !req
49. In fact, guess what I have here?
Hot off the press.Copy !req
50. - A pop quiz.
- What? No way!Copy !req
51. Just a few questions to make sure
that you're paying attention.Copy !req
52. All right. (CLEARS THROAT)Copy !req
53. Question number one.Copy !req
54. How many times did I wear
a purple tie to school?Copy !req
55. - 27! 27!
- 100! 100!Copy !req
56. Never.Copy !req
57. Never is correct. Excellent, Jessica.Copy !req
58. Fink-face Finch strikes again.Copy !req
59. Question number two.
How long did it take our class...Copy !req
60. - For me?
- ... to go around the world?Copy !req
61. Eight and a half days!Copy !req
62. You guys are breezing through these.
It's too easy for you.Copy !req
63. I gotta go deeper.
Let's see, let's see, let's see here.Copy !req
64. Ooh, this is a good one. This is a big one.Copy !req
65. Mucho grande.Copy !req
66. - Come on! Tell us!
- MR. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
67. Can anyone guess,
and this means you, class 3T,Copy !req
68. what I, Mr. Todd, will be doing this summer?Copy !req
69. We need a clue! Give us a clue!Copy !req
70. (CHANTING) Clue! Clue! Clue!Copy !req
71. - Okay, okay. Dull roar, dull roar.
- (CLASSROOM FALLS SILENT)Copy !req
72. Let's see.Copy !req
73. Ooh! I have the perfect clue.Copy !req
74. The clue is...Copy !req
75. - Oh, refrigerator salesman!
- Not bad.Copy !req
76. - Snow remover guy.
- That's clever.Copy !req
77. - Polar bear trainer!
- That's dangerous.Copy !req
78. Antarctica is cold.Copy !req
79. Mr. Todd?
- Judy!Copy !req
80. Ooh! I know! You're going to Antarctica!
The real one!Copy !req
81. That's a great guess, but sadly, no.Copy !req
82. Any other guesses? All right.Copy !req
83. But don't say I didn't warn you.Copy !req
84. (SINGING) Well, I come from
the teachers' break roomCopy !req
85. With a banjo on my kneeCopy !req
86. Now listen up, dear studentsCopy !req
87. It's so elementaryCopy !req
88. World-class 3TCopy !req
89. You'll wanna look for meCopy !req
90. 'Cause if somehow you find me
There's a prize, oh, yes, sir-ee!Copy !req
91. You'll see me at the mall, the pool
The park and by the seaCopy !req
92. And sometimes you'll find me
at the public libraryCopy !req
93. Ooh, class 3T, you'll wanna look for meCopy !req
94. 'Cause if somehow you find me
There's a prize, oh, yes, sir-ee!Copy !req
95. All right, kids, let's go! Let's go!
Have a great summer!Copy !req
96. - Bye, Mr. Todd! Stay warm!
- I will.Copy !req
97. Stay Judy!Copy !req
98. - Whoa!
- Ooh!Copy !req
99. (FRANK SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) Whoa!Copy !req
100. Hey, no fair!Copy !req
101. Okay, TPers, are you readyCopy !req
102. for the most way-rare,
double-cool summer plan ever?Copy !req
103. Time out. What's a TPer?Copy !req
104. Oh, we forgot.Copy !req
105. Amy's not a member.Copy !req
106. - A member of what?
- Of our club.Copy !req
107. - Quick, Frank, go find a toad.
- Me? You find a toad.Copy !req
108. Do you see anything?Copy !req
109. Rock. Rock.Copy !req
110. - (CROAKING)
- Not a rock.Copy !req
111. - (KIDS CHUCKLING)
- Why am I doing this again?Copy !req
112. Shh! You'll see.Copy !req
113. If he jumps on my face, you are so dead.Copy !req
114. - Do you feel anything?
Yeah.Copy !req
115. A toad. A fat, slimy...Copy !req
116. - Ew! Something just got wet.
- (KIDS LAUGHING)Copy !req
117. Toad pee!Copy !req
118. Gross!
- Don't wipe it on her!Copy !req
119. - You are sick!
- Sick awesome!Copy !req
120. And now you're a member of our club.
The Toad Pee Club.Copy !req
121. Which means you're "toadally" cool.Copy !req
122. So, are you ready for my plan?Copy !req
123. Introducing the one and onlyCopy !req
124. Judy Moody mega-rare
not bummer summer dare!Copy !req
125. I don't get it.Copy !req
126. Okay. You know how we always hate summer
because it's boring with a capital "B"?Copy !req
127. I don't hate summer. I love summer.Copy !req
128. Anyway, this'll solve all our problems.Copy !req
129. I spent two days
and 16 erasers figuring it out.Copy !req
130. - Are these the dares?
Yup.Copy !req
131. So we do these dares,
and for each one we get 10 Thrill Points.Copy !req
132. Plus Bonus Points
if we do something crazy likeCopy !req
133. ride the Scream Monster with no hands.Copy !req
134. Or Loser Points if we chicken out.Copy !req
135. At the end of the summer,
we add it all up and if we reach 100,Copy !req
136. then presto, whammo,
we just had the best summer ever!Copy !req
137. Is that thrilladelic or what?Copy !req
138. (CLEARING THROAT) It's thrilladelic,
only I kind of forgot to tell you something.Copy !req
139. Um, he forgot to tell you thatCopy !req
140. he's going away for the summer.Copy !req
141. What?Copy !req
142. Yeah. It's a circus camp.Copy !req
143. I'm gonna learn how to walk on a tightrope
and do magic tricks and stuff.Copy !req
144. And I won't be here, either.
I'm going to Borneo.Copy !req
145. You guys! I thought you were serious.Copy !req
146. Borneo? What even is Borneo?Copy !req
147. It's an island in Indonesia.Copy !req
148. And I am going with my mom.Copy !req
149. - We leave in a week.
- Me, too.Copy !req
150. On Friday.Copy !req
151. That is so not fair!Copy !req
152. How am I supposed to have
the best summer everCopy !req
153. if you're not even here?Copy !req
154. I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
155. You can have fun with me.Copy !req
156. Great.Copy !req
157. Just great.Copy !req
158. It looks like somebody's in a bad mood.Copy !req
159. Really? Who?Copy !req
160. (MOUTH FULL) She's mad because Rocky
and Amy are going away for the summer.Copy !req
161. Could you please not talk
with ABC peas in your mouth?Copy !req
162. ABC? What?Copy !req
163. "Already Been Chewed."
Oh!Copy !req
164. Guys.Copy !req
165. Okay, guys.Copy !req
166. Mind your manners, please.Copy !req
167. Anyway, I could care less
about Rocky and Amy.Copy !req
168. I mean, going to circus camp? That's lame.Copy !req
169. Rocky's going to circus camp?
You know, that's a great idea.Copy !req
170. You know, I think his grandparents
used to run that famous circus...Copy !req
171. - Zangzini.
- A-B-C-D-E-F-G.Copy !req
172. Can we please not talk about Rocky?Copy !req
173. Hey, wanna know what
I'm doing this summer?Copy !req
174. - I'm gonna catch Bigfoot.
- Bigfoot?Copy !req
175. Where did you even hear about Bigfoot?Copy !req
176. - Hello! He's all over the news.
- Oh.Copy !req
177. In the newspapers, too.Copy !req
178. Yeah, there have been
Bigfoot sightings everywhere.Copy !req
179. Sally Rottenberger saw him in the mall.Copy !req
180. At the mall?Copy !req
181. I thought Bigfoot lived in the woods.Copy !req
182. But sometimes he has to buy stuff.Copy !req
183. There's no such thing.Copy !req
184. Is too. Wanna help me catch him?Copy !req
185. I'd rather catch poison ivy.Copy !req
186. - Oh, thank you.
- Mom?Copy !req
187. Hmm?Copy !req
188. Can I please, with ice cream
and sprinkles on top, go to circus camp?Copy !req
189. - Please?
- Honey, I'm sorry.Copy !req
190. It's just too expensive, you know?
We can't afford it.Copy !req
191. But if I learn how to do circus stuff,Copy !req
192. I can quit school
and you can loan me out to a circusCopy !req
193. and I'll make gobs of money!Copy !req
194. - Okay, look.
- Please.Copy !req
195. You're not quitting school and we're certainly
not loaning you out to a circus.Copy !req
196. No one in this family has any imagination!Copy !req
197. And Rocky is a circus-freak,
leave-me-behind, un-friend!Copy !req
198. I am never, not ever speaking to him again!Copy !req
199. But what if you hate circus camp?Copy !req
200. (LAUGHS) Are you nuts?
Why would I hate circus camp?Copy !req
201. Because it won't all be tons of fun.Copy !req
202. I bet they make you shovel elephant poop.Copy !req
203. (LAUGHS) Good one.Copy !req
204. Yeah, and did you know,
it weighs, like, 200 tons?Copy !req
205. Plus it smells worse than a corpse flower.Copy !req
206. Are you ready for your send-off, Rock?Copy !req
207. (SINGING) For he's a jolly good fellowCopy !req
208. He looks like a bowl of Jell-OCopy !req
209. And all his teeth are yellowCopy !req
210. Which nobody can deny!Copy !req
211. (LAUGHING) Come here!Copy !req
212. And now we're saying good-bye!Copy !req
213. And now we're saying good-bye!Copy !req
214. For he's a jolly good fellowCopy !req
215. But now we're saying good-bye!Copy !req
216. Bye, guys! Miss you! See you in a while!Copy !req
217. Bye!Copy !req
218. Think of me when you're on
elephant poop duty.Copy !req
219. I will. And also when I'm taming lions
and juggling swords.Copy !req
220. - You ready, kiddo?
- Yeah.Copy !req
221. Bye.Copy !req
222. Bye, guys!
Don't have too much fun while I'm gone!Copy !req
223. Remember, if camp is super boring
you can always come home!Copy !req
224. And don't say I didn't warn you
about the poop!Copy !req
225. Oh, I forgot! (INDISTINCT)Copy !req
226. I can't hear you!Copy !req
227. So why are you going to Bored-eo?Copy !req
228. Because of this lost tribe called the Penan.Copy !req
229. They've lived in the rainforest since forever,Copy !req
230. but all their land is being
destroyed because of logging.Copy !req
231. So anyways, my mom's going there,
so she can write an article on themCopy !req
232. - and hopefully we can save them.
- You're so lucky.Copy !req
233. I never get to save a lost tribe.Copy !req
234. I wish you could come.Copy !req
235. It's not that far away, you know.
It's only like 9,000 miles.Copy !req
236. Lots of people go to Borneo for a vacation.Copy !req
237. - Really?
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
238. - Does it cost a gazillion dollars?
- I don't think so.Copy !req
239. Then maybe we could go.Copy !req
240. There's no reason we have to spend
every summer at Grandma Lou's, right?Copy !req
241. Amy, are you packed?
We leave in an hour.Copy !req
242. I'm ready! Go ask your mom!Copy !req
243. I will! See you!Copy !req
244. In case she says no,
here's something to remember me by.Copy !req
245. Sweet.Copy !req
246. (IN SING-SONG)
Oh, Borneo, I long-e-o to visit you-e-o!Copy !req
247. (YELLING) Mom! Mom!Copy !req
248. - Ooh! Mom! Guess what?
- Yeah?Copy !req
249. I figured out how to save summer!Copy !req
250. Save summer? I didn't know it was in trouble.Copy !req
251. Listen to this.
Instead of going to Grandma Lou's, boring,Copy !req
252. let's go to un-boring Borneo!Copy !req
253. Borneo? Okay, you know that's like,
halfway around the world, right?Copy !req
254. So? It's got a rainforest.
And lost tribes that need to get found.Copy !req
255. Okay, but do you have any idea
how expensive it would be...Copy !req
256. Oh, Stink! We're going to Borneo!Copy !req
257. But we need money-o,
so let's have a yard sale!Copy !req
258. I'll sell my pizza table collection.Copy !req
259. That's right, five pizza tables, only $9.99.Copy !req
260. Ooh! You can sell your
World's Biggest Jawbreaker.Copy !req
261. World's Biggest Jawbreaker, now...Copy !req
262. No can do. Can't. I'm busy.Copy !req
263. - Are these cranberries?
- Uh, yes.Copy !req
264. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
265. What? Bye.Copy !req
266. Okay, sweetie, can you just...
You know what, sit down for a second.Copy !req
267. I just wanna talk to you about something.Copy !req
268. Um... So, I was just on the phone with
your other grandma, you know, my mom.Copy !req
269. And you know how she and Gramps
are moving to that retirement community?Copy !req
270. Well, I'm afraid Gramps hurt his back,
so he's gonna need a little help so...Copy !req
271. You mean we're flying
to California to visit them?Copy !req
272. (GASPS) Whoo-hoo!
That's almost as good as Borneo!Copy !req
273. - Judy... Hang tight for one second.
- Yes! Yes!Copy !req
274. - Let me get a little more specific.
- Thank you, thank you!Copy !req
275. - Did you tell her?
- Uh, not quite.Copy !req
276. Dad, we're going to California!Copy !req
277. Honey.
Listen, jelly bean.Copy !req
278. Something's come up.Copy !req
279. Your mom and I have to fly
to California in a few days.Copy !req
280. Yeah.Copy !req
281. And you and Stink are staying here.Copy !req
282. What?Copy !req
283. You're going to leave me here,Copy !req
284. to die of starvation
and boredom and Stink-dom?Copy !req
285. Okay, kiddo, it is not gonna be that bad.Copy !req
286. Your Aunt Opal's coming.Copy !req
287. - Aunt who?
My sister.Copy !req
288. Judy, you've heard me
mention her a million times.Copy !req
289. - So? I never actually met her.
- You did when you were little.Copy !req
290. She could be totally evil.Copy !req
291. - She could be a zombie for all I know.
- Oh.Copy !req
292. Do I look like a berry bush?Copy !req
293. Uh...
- I'm trying to fake out Bigfoot.Copy !req
294. - Well, in that case, absolutely.
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
295. - Definitely.
- 100%.Copy !req
296. Yes! Great! Bye!Copy !req
297. So let me get this straight.Copy !req
298. I'm not going to California.Copy !req
299. I'm not going to Borneo.Copy !req
300. I'm not going to circus camp.Copy !req
301. And now I'm not even
going to Grandma Lou's?Copy !req
302. Then this is the way-worst, double-drat,
bummer summer ever!Copy !req
303. This was supposed to be the summer
of 100 thrills.Copy !req
304. - But instead...
- (MELODIC HONKING)Copy !req
305. Judy! It's the ice cream truck!Copy !req
306. I am so not in the mood!Copy !req
307. Ow!Copy !req
308. Dear Magic 8 Ball,
could this summer get any worse?Copy !req
309. Stink! Judy! Aunt Opal's here!Copy !req
310. Opal, you're here!
Opal! Hi! There she is!Copy !req
311. - (WOMEN SQUEALING EXCITEDLY)
Group hug!Copy !req
312. "Dear Amy,
summer just got way worse!Copy !req
313. "Aunt Awful has landed!Copy !req
314. "Can't you please come home?Copy !req
315. "Or else send me a ticket to Borneo?"Copy !req
316. Judy!
Come down and say hi to your aunt!Copy !req
317. I can't! Not until September!Copy !req
318. I bet she has warts, Mouse,
and evil, oogley boogley eyes.Copy !req
319. And makes us eat fish guts for breakfast.Copy !req
320. Dad says come now or you're in big trouble.Copy !req
321. Can't you read the sign,Copy !req
322. where it says
I'm spending the summer in my room?Copy !req
323. Really? What about food?Copy !req
324. I have a basket.Copy !req
325. You can put food inside and I'll lift it up.Copy !req
326. What about TV?Copy !req
327. Check it out.Copy !req
328. It's gonna be a periscope.Copy !req
329. - I'll be able to see the whole living room.
- Cool!Copy !req
330. What about going to the bathroom?Copy !req
331. - Stink, I'm a...
- (ALARM BEEPING)Copy !req
332. What's that?
Fire! Fire!Copy !req
333. - Mom, I'm coming to save you!
- Don't worry! I can put it out! Lobster!Copy !req
334. Super Stink's here!Copy !req
335. I can save us! I'll get water!Copy !req
336. Hurry, hurry, hurry!Copy !req
337. I got water! I got water!
I can put it out! Don't worry!Copy !req
338. To the sink. To the sink.
Hot, hot, hot, hot!Copy !req
339. - Judy, you don't need to do that anymore!
Hey!Copy !req
340. Don't worry, I put it out!
It's okay, Judy.Copy !req
341. Bull's-eye!Copy !req
342. Wow, it's the famous Judy Moody!Copy !req
343. You are so cute!Copy !req
344. Opal, you've only been here five minutes
and already the house is on fire.Copy !req
345. Oh, my God.Copy !req
346. Wow, you got so much bigger.
Do you remember this?Copy !req
347. Kinda.Copy !req
348. Wow.
You've got more bracelets than my math tutor,Copy !req
349. and she's in college.Copy !req
350. Here, you wanna have this one?Copy !req
351. - It's made out of yak hair.
- Really?Copy !req
352. I got it off a monkey for 500 rupees.Copy !req
353. - Wow!
- Here.Copy !req
354. Cool!Copy !req
355. (GASPS) Wow, thanks! Rare!Copy !req
356. Okay, but here's your real presents. Stinker?Copy !req
357. (GASPS) Awesome!Copy !req
358. Look, look, look! Awesome!Copy !req
359. Thank you, Aunt Opal! Thank you! Thank you!Copy !req
360. Yeah! Man, oh, man, oh, man!
(EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)Copy !req
361. (IN SING-SONG) I got a Bigfoot!Copy !req
362. Yeah! Book!Copy !req
363. Nice dance. Okay. And this is your present.Copy !req
364. (GASPS) A mood ring?Copy !req
365. How did you know?Copy !req
366. I think you're a big hit, Ope.Copy !req
367. (MOUTHING) Thank you!Copy !req
368. - You like it?
- I love it!Copy !req
369. Thank you!Copy !req
370. (CLEARS THROAT)
Guys, I'm so sorry to interrupt, but...Copy !req
371. - What do you wanna do about dinner?
- (GASPS)Copy !req
372. Pizza!Copy !req
373. A large Hawaiian surprise
and a pepperoni with tuna fish.Copy !req
374. - Wanna go to Fur & Fangs while we wait?
- Sure.Copy !req
375. Yay! 'Cause I wanna show Zeke my book
and prove to you that Bigfoot exists.Copy !req
376. Right.Copy !req
377. Thank you.Copy !req
378. Hey, Zeke! Check this out!Copy !req
379. Hey, little dude. Whoa. Sweet.Copy !req
380. - It's a first edition.
- (CHUCKLES EXCITEDLY)Copy !req
381. Who's the girl? Are you a Bigfooter?Copy !req
382. That's my sister Judy,
who doesn't believe in Bigfoot.Copy !req
383. Seriously?Copy !req
384. Mega-total super seriously.Copy !req
385. Uh-oh.Copy !req
386. Show her, Zeke. Show her the proof.Copy !req
387. Do you think she can handle the cave?Copy !req
388. The what?Copy !req
389. Bigfoot lives! Bigfoot lives!Copy !req
390. Ow!Copy !req
391. Welcome to the headquartersCopy !req
392. of the Bigfoot Believers Association.Copy !req
393. Wow!Copy !req
394. - You finished it! It's great.
- Thanks.Copy !req
395. What is this, a clubhouse for bats?Copy !req
396. Observe.Copy !req
397. Yeti from the Himalayas. Sasquatch...Copy !req
398. - Sasquatch!
- Man-beast of the great Northwest.Copy !req
399. Momo along the mighty Mississippi.Copy !req
400. In the outback of Australia, he's bunyip.Copy !req
401. Call him what you will,Copy !req
402. one fact is clear...Copy !req
403. Is this cool or what?Copy !req
404. In 1978, Appleston Morris
captured definitive proofCopy !req
405. that the subgenus Gigantopithecus
thrives in the modern era.Copy !req
406. That's his face.Copy !req
407. Check that out.Copy !req
408. Bigfoot,
no longer just for scientists.Copy !req
409. This is why they call it the Bigfoot.
See what I'm saying?Copy !req
410. This is like size 44 for a man.Copy !req
411. Now see it? I got that photograph right there.Copy !req
412. Right there? Y'all see it right there?Copy !req
413. We've been meeting here for a year,Copy !req
414. ever since this guy up north
spotted Bigfoot and caught it on camera.Copy !req
415. Since then, we've been tracking down
Bigfoot's every move.Copy !req
416. He is definitely headed our way.Copy !req
417. And now for the proof.Copy !req
418. I keep it in cold storage.Copy !req
419. Cold storage? Hey, do you know a Mr. Todd?Copy !req
420. Nope. Never heard of him.Copy !req
421. Now, prepare to have your mind blown.Copy !req
422. A rare certified photo of Bigfoot.Copy !req
423. - Look, but don't touch.
Seriously?Copy !req
424. - That's a guy in a sweater.
You're nuts.Copy !req
425. - That is Bigfoot!
- Agreed.Copy !req
426. If you need more proof,
come to one of our meetings.Copy !req
427. Tuesdays at 6:00.Copy !req
428. Can't. I'm busy on Tuesdays.Copy !req
429. From now until always.Copy !req
430. Come on, Stink, it's pizza time.Copy !req
431. She'll be back.Copy !req
432. She'll be back.Copy !req
433. I didn't know what the backyard
was missing until I saw it.Copy !req
434. It's Morocco in Virginia.Copy !req
435. - She really doesn't travel light.
- Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
436. - But she travels with lights.
- Right.Copy !req
437. I hope you guys
saved room for my dessert!Copy !req
438. Oh, wow!
Redecorated the patio and dessert.Copy !req
439. Opal, you spoil us!Copy !req
440. - Hey, Stink.
- Oh, honey, don't read at the table. It's rude.Copy !req
441. I know, but look at this! Page 87!Copy !req
442. Bigfoot's bed!Copy !req
443. See, he stomps down on all the grass...Copy !req
444. Ta-da! Tangerine fondue!Copy !req
445. - Do you remember this?
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
446. - We're gonna finish packing, so...
- Mmm-hmm. Yeah.Copy !req
447. - But thank you. Carry on.
- Enjoy, though, guys.Copy !req
448. Hot dogs for dessert?Copy !req
449. Yeah. I used to make this
for your dad when we were kids.Copy !req
450. Are those Froot Loops?Copy !req
451. Yeah. Dig in! Mmm!Copy !req
452. - That doesn't count.
- But it's so oogley boogley!Copy !req
453. This is nothing.
When I was in Bali, I ate grilled cockroaches.Copy !req
454. Ew! Gross!Copy !req
455. I'll tell you what,
if you take a bite, you can be in my club.Copy !req
456. The "I Ate Something Gross" Club.Copy !req
457. A club? Rare!Copy !req
458. Just one bite and we're in?Copy !req
459. - Yeah.
- Pass the hot dogs!Copy !req
460. Okay, one, two, three.Copy !req
461. Mmm!Copy !req
462. Mmm!Copy !req
463. What do you think?
- This is good!Copy !req
464. - Needs more Froot Loops.
- (LAUGHS)Copy !req
465. Triple high-five, you guys. Club members!Copy !req
466. - All right!
United! (GIGGLES)Copy !req
467. So after the Peace Corps,
I trekked across the SaharaCopy !req
468. and then I went to the Kunstschule in Berlin,Copy !req
469. and I did all this really cool
underground art stuff.Copy !req
470. Wow!Copy !req
471. And then I moved to Bali,
which is so beautifulCopy !req
472. and I lived there until about a month ago.Copy !req
473. Mega-cool!Copy !req
474. Is that where belly dancing's from?Copy !req
475. It's Bali, not belly, silly. It's an island.Copy !req
476. I didn't know.Copy !req
477. So, do you have any fun summer plans
I should know about?Copy !req
478. Well, I was gonna have the best summer ever,
but my friends ruined it.Copy !req
479. Ugh! I hate when that happens.Copy !req
480. Seriously! We were gonna do
all these dares and get Thrill Points.Copy !req
481. But they left, so no dares.Copy !req
482. I love dares. When I was in Kenya,Copy !req
483. somebody once dared me
to ride in an ostrich race.Copy !req
484. My ostrich won,
but I fell off at the starting line...Copy !req
485. - You know what, Aunt Opal?
- (AUNT OPAL SNORING)Copy !req
486. You just gave me an idea.Copy !req
487. I mean, what if we still did the dare chart,
but made it a race?Copy !req
488. Me, Rocky, Amy and Frank?Copy !req
489. We could each do our own dares
and keep track of our points!Copy !req
490. - First one to get to 100 wins!
- (SNORING LOUDLY)Copy !req
491. Whoa! (GROANS)Copy !req
492. Aunt Opal! Whoa! (GASPS)Copy !req
493. Oh, no!Copy !req
494. - What is going on?
- Shh! (WHISPERS) You'll wake Opal!Copy !req
495. She slept through that?Copy !req
496. - Weird.
- I know, right?Copy !req
497. Hey, did you know that Bigfoot's
only scared of two things?Copy !req
498. - Okay, enough already with the Bigfeet!
- You don't wanna hear? Guinea pigs' hair...Copy !req
499. "Dear Amy and Rocky, über-rare idea!
Let's do a dare race, starting right now.Copy !req
500. "First one to get to 100 points wins!
What do you say?"Copy !req
501. And the winner is Judy Moody!Copy !req
502. It's from Rocky!Copy !req
503. "A dare race? I am in.
Check out what I did today!Copy !req
504. "That's 10 Thrill Points for sure,
don't you think?"Copy !req
505. Just you wait, Rocky Zang. Just you wait.Copy !req
506. Bye.
I'm gonna miss you, buddy.Copy !req
507. I'm sorry, we gotta go. Love you.Copy !req
508. Can you bring us back
some California bubble gum?Copy !req
509. Ah, better yet, how about I chew someCopy !req
510. and I'll stick it on the wall in your honor.Copy !req
511. Can we have candy for breakfast?
No. No.Copy !req
512. Have fun in California!
Listen.Copy !req
513. No for breakfast.
Can I not take a shower?Copy !req
514. Yes, you have to take a shower.
I love you, buddy.Copy !req
515. - Bye! Bye!
- I love you! I love you!Copy !req
516. Okay, synchronize watches.
As of 2:12 pm, Tuesday, July 7th,Copy !req
517. the Thrill Race is on!Copy !req
518. So what's the first dare? Scream Monster?Copy !req
519. Nope.Copy !req
520. This.Copy !req
521. We're gonna dress in leotards?Copy !req
522. No. Don't you see? He's walking on a rope.Copy !req
523. A tightrope? Above the ground?Copy !req
524. Death-defying.Copy !req
525. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
526. Where do we get a tightrope?Copy !req
527. Perfect-o!Copy !req
528. - What do you think you're doing?
- I'm building a trap for Bigfoot.Copy !req
529. I'm gonna lure him here with peanut butter.Copy !req
530. He loves peanut butter.
That's on page 52. And then boom!Copy !req
531. A net will fall out of this tree
and land on his head!Copy !req
532. Not out of this tree. It's mine. I called it.Copy !req
533. - You can't call a tree.
- Really? Watch me.Copy !req
534. - Mine.
- Mine.Copy !req
535. - Mine.
- Mine!Copy !req
536. - Mine!
- Mine!Copy !req
537. Mine!
Guys!Copy !req
538. Stop it! Let go! Let go!Copy !req
539. Ice cream!Copy !req
540. (IN SING-SONG) I scream, you scream,
we all scream for Old King Kold's ice cream!Copy !req
541. Yay! It's mine! It's mine!
Frank? Where are you going?Copy !req
542. To go get ice cream.Copy !req
543. But now's our chance, before Stink gets back!Copy !req
544. Come on! What's more important?Copy !req
545. Thrill Points or ice cream?Copy !req
546. Okay, all right.Copy !req
547. Thank you.
Certainly.Copy !req
548. And now,Copy !req
549. the high-flying, death-defying Judy-a-riniCopy !req
550. will cross, um...Copy !req
551. Niagara Falls!Copy !req
552. One slip and she'll fall to her doom!Copy !req
553. Rocky's only crossed a dinky grass field,Copy !req
554. but Judy is crossing
the crashing cataracts of Niagara!Copy !req
555. - Whoa!
- (PEOPLE GASP)Copy !req
556. - My goodness!
Don't worry!Copy !req
557. The great Judy-a-rini will not fall!Copy !req
558. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
559. Get off, Frank! One at a time!Copy !req
560. Hurry up, then! I wanna go get ice cream!Copy !req
561. 10 Thrill Points, 10 Thrill Points.Copy !req
562. - 10 Thrill Points, 10...
- (MOSQUITO BUZZING)Copy !req
563. Mosquitoes! Incoming!Copy !req
564. Whoa! Stop wobbling me!Copy !req
565. I can't help it! There's a mosquito on my...Copy !req
566. (LAUGHING) You missed it! I got fuzzy navel!Copy !req
567. Hey, Judy! Ready for the Scream Monster?Copy !req
568. Hey, Judy!Copy !req
569. What's all this pink stuff?Copy !req
570. It's my prom dress.
I have to take it to the cleaners.Copy !req
571. - So first we go on the Tilt-a-Whirl.
- After we get ice cream.Copy !req
572. Right. And sno-cones.Copy !req
573. And corndogs. And gobs of gum.Copy !req
574. Rare! We'll be ready
for the Scream Monster, for sure.Copy !req
575. Stop!
- (TIRES SCREECHING)Copy !req
576. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?Copy !req
577. (SINGING) You'll see me at the mall
The pool, the park and by the seaCopy !req
578. Mr. Todd!Copy !req
579. Mr. Todd?Copy !req
580. I was sure he'd be in there.Copy !req
581. Don't worry. We'll find him.
We have all summer.Copy !req
582. - Yeah.
- Scream Monster!Copy !req
583. Supercalifragilisticexpi-thrilladelic!Copy !req
584. Geez, Louise! How many Thrill Points is that?Copy !req
585. 10!Copy !req
586. Plus Bonus Points for no hands!Copy !req
587. No food on the ride, kid.Copy !req
588. - What? I'm not throwing all this out!
- Then step outta line.Copy !req
589. Frank, we've been waiting in line forever!Copy !req
590. Surrender the sno-cone!Copy !req
591. But it's so good.Copy !req
592. Seriously!
We gotta start earning some Thrill Points,Copy !req
593. because so far we have zero.Copy !req
594. You guys coming or going here?Copy !req
595. Okay.Copy !req
596. Frank. (SIGHS)Copy !req
597. Frank!Copy !req
598. This is it!Copy !req
599. Thrill Points, here we come!Copy !req
600. Hands up! Every second counts!Copy !req
601. (STUTTERING) I'm not so sure about this.Copy !req
602. What's wrong?Copy !req
603. Don't you dare!Copy !req
604. We now send you out to Tammy
with this special Bigfoot report. Tammy?Copy !req
605. With one sighting at the pier,
one at Colonial College,Copy !req
606. one on Main Street, and one at Frog Lake,Copy !req
607. - that makes five local sightings...
- Five!Copy !req
608. With me here is Herb Birnbaum
and he claims that Bigfoot was in his yard.Copy !req
609. Herb?Copy !req
610. Herb, show us what you've got.Copy !req
611. You see that?
He ripped the lid right off that canCopy !req
612. and went straight for the peanut butter.Copy !req
613. But couldn't that be a raccoon?Copy !req
614. Well, uh, yeah,Copy !req
615. - but it could also be Bigfoot!
- But it could also be Bigfoot!Copy !req
616. Rose Birnbaum, Herb's wife.Copy !req
617. This is Tammy, reporting live from...Copy !req
618. Whoa! What happened to you?Copy !req
619. Don't ask.Copy !req
620. Seriously!Copy !req
621. Don't ask!Copy !req
622. I told you not to ask!Copy !req
623. I'm not asking. I'm telling you.Copy !req
624. - Telling me what?
- You got a postcard from Rocky!Copy !req
625. Really? Can you read it?Copy !req
626. Sure.Copy !req
627. (MIMICKING ROCKY)
"Dear Judy, how are you? I am fine."Copy !req
628. Can you read it like a normal person?Copy !req
629. You don't want me to sound like Rocky?Copy !req
630. - Just read it, okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
631. "Dear Judy, how are you? I am fine..."Copy !req
632. Guess what?Copy !req
633. I just learned how to saw someone in half!Copy !req
634. No fair! I want to do that!Copy !req
635. We even get to be in a real circus.
You have to come, okay?Copy !req
636. August 4th.
Just so you know, I'm up to 37 Thrill Points!Copy !req
637. How many do you have?Copy !req
638. Please welcome Rocky the Magnificent,Copy !req
639. who is merely the assistant to Judy,Copy !req
640. - the Even More Magnificent!
- (AUDIENCE CHEERING)Copy !req
641. And now, let's watch the master at work.Copy !req
642. I warned you not to throw up on me.Copy !req
643. Can you put me back together later?Copy !req
644. I think so.Copy !req
645. What did you say?
- I said, I think so.Copy !req
646. You think so, what?Copy !req
647. Nothing! Never mind!Copy !req
648. Hey, you wanna go to my Bigfoot meeting?
It starts in 15 minutes.Copy !req
649. Stink, I told you a bazillion, trillion times,
Bigfoot is for bozos!Copy !req
650. Okay. Just don't be asking for my autograph
when I catch him and get all famous.Copy !req
651. Let's see,
ten points for riding the Scream Monster,Copy !req
652. minus five for blue throw-up,Copy !req
653. and five for the prom dress equals...Copy !req
654. You're right, Mouse.Copy !req
655. A big fat donut.Copy !req
656. Holy macaroni!Copy !req
657. Whoa! What's all that?Copy !req
658. Hey! Okay, I can't tell if this should be a hat
or a wheel or a shield.Copy !req
659. Um, I think it's the lid to the garbage can.Copy !req
660. Yeah, I know, but what is it really?Copy !req
661. Wow!Copy !req
662. - What is all this, anyway?
- It's my traveling art studio.Copy !req
663. Wow!Copy !req
664. Ooh, you really are an artist.Copy !req
665. Yeah. I'm a guerrilla artist.Copy !req
666. Gorilla, as in "monkey"?Copy !req
667. No, as in "under the radar".Copy !req
668. A guerrilla artist makes art out of everything
and puts it everywhere.Copy !req
669. Why?Copy !req
670. 'Cause it's fun and it's daring.Copy !req
671. (GASPS) I have an idea.Copy !req
672. Ta-da!Copy !req
673. Wow, I love it! I told you it was a hat.
That looks great!Copy !req
674. Look, we're beautifying the world
with our amazing art!Copy !req
675. - Great!
- Now, all we have to doCopy !req
676. is sneak over to the library late at night
and put our hats on the lions.Copy !req
677. (GASPS) Rare! That's 10 Thrill Points for sure!Copy !req
678. Guess what? Zeke gave me homework.
He said to look for Bigfoot scat!Copy !req
679. But that's not its only meaning.Copy !req
680. (SNICKERS) Are you sure
he wasn't telling you to scat?Copy !req
681. - Got you, Stink.
- (GROWLING) Judy...Copy !req
682. - (MELODIC HONKING)
- Ice cream!Copy !req
683. Ice cream!Copy !req
684. Wait! Help! Stop! Hey, my hand is stuck!Copy !req
685. My hand is glued to the table!Copy !req
686. - (GASPS) Okay, I'll be right back.
- Yeah. Help.Copy !req
687. Stinker! Buy me an ice cream!Copy !req
688. - Please?
- I'm coming to save you.Copy !req
689. This won't take long, I hope.Copy !req
690. Okay,
this spatula is our last hope. (SIGHS)Copy !req
691. Want some?Copy !req
692. An ABS? "Already Been Slobbered"?
No thanks.Copy !req
693. It's gonna be okay.Copy !req
694. Okay, more leverage. Hang in there.Copy !req
695. More pressure.Copy !req
696. Almost!Copy !req
697. Almost... Almost...Copy !req
698. Free! Free!Copy !req
699. Free at last!Copy !req
700. In only an hour and 17 minutes
and 45 seconds.Copy !req
701. This was the worst day of my life.Copy !req
702. I'm sorry. I'll do anything you want,
anything to make it up to you.Copy !req
703. - Anything?
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
704. Well,Copy !req
705. tomorrow night there's
a Cemetery Creep 'n' Crawl.Copy !req
706. Can we go?Copy !req
707. I don't know. Is it worth Thrill Points?Copy !req
708. Yes.Copy !req
709. Then totally. Absolutely.Copy !req
710. Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
711. Where should I put this scat in, Opal?
Fridge or freezer?Copy !req
712. Whatever. It's your animal poo.Copy !req
713. Okay. I think freezer.Copy !req
714. Hey, Judy, we're gonna leave at 7:00Copy !req
715. and then we're gonna eat our picnic
at the cemetery. What do you think?Copy !req
716. Yeah! Extra points for eating with skeletons!Copy !req
717. And I need 'em,
'cause Amy just swam with sharks!Copy !req
718. Lemme see, lemme see!Copy !req
719. Whoa!Copy !req
720. Wow, swimming with a shark. That's cool.Copy !req
721. You're gonna lose this race so bad.Copy !req
722. Hey, look, your ring is green!
Green with envy!Copy !req
723. Green like pond scum! Green like boogers!Copy !req
724. Stink, you're an intergalactic booger.Copy !req
725. Hey, where are you going?Copy !req
726. To the cemetery. We're walking, right?Copy !req
727. It's miles from here.
We have to take Humphrey.Copy !req
728. - Who's Humphrey?
- That's what our dad calls our car.Copy !req
729. No way! You know, your dad had a bike
named Humphrey when we were kids.Copy !req
730. Let's take bikes!Copy !req
731. We're not allowed after dark.Copy !req
732. Bummer.Copy !req
733. Let's do this!Copy !req
734. Okay.Copy !req
735. Steering wheel, gas, brakes.Copy !req
736. Ignition.Copy !req
737. Frog.Copy !req
738. - You know how to drive, right?
- (ENGINE STARTING)Copy !req
739. Of course. I drove across the Horn of Africa.Copy !req
740. - (TIRES SCREECHING)
- Watch out!Copy !req
741. That was 10 years ago. I'm sorry.Copy !req
742. "R" is for "reverse."Copy !req
743. Got it now.Copy !req
744. Watch out!Copy !req
745. Whoa!Copy !req
746. You call that driving?Copy !req
747. No worries. It'll come back to me.Copy !req
748. Is there a map or something?
'Cause I have no idea where I'm going.Copy !req
749. Got one.Copy !req
750. Jessica Finch?Copy !req
751. Can you get a ticket for driving too slow?Copy !req
752. All right, backseat driver.Copy !req
753. Whoa!Copy !req
754. Whoa! Watch out! You're gonna hit theCopy !req
755. bouncy castle!Copy !req
756. Holy... Crap!Copy !req
757. You said "crap"! Crap is a swear!Copy !req
758. "Crap" is not a swear.Copy !req
759. Yes!Copy !req
760. Sorry, little man!Copy !req
761. And we are out of gas.Copy !req
762. And way super lost.Copy !req
763. Are we still in Virginia?Copy !req
764. Of course, we are. Look, it's Larkspur Pier.Copy !req
765. It's Virginia's number one tourist attraction.Copy !req
766. Whoa!Copy !req
767. Looks more like
Virginia's number one ghost town.Copy !req
768. Can we eat? I'm starving.Copy !req
769. Isn't it cool, Judy?Copy !req
770. Wow, we're in the Un Zone! How cool is that?Copy !req
771. The Un Zone. Get it?Copy !req
772. - It's cool.
- That's so funny.Copy !req
773. Look, I have baloney for you.
And turkey for Stink.Copy !req
774. Yummy, yummy. Delicious sandwich.Copy !req
775. - Ooh, I brought ketchup.
- Yes.Copy !req
776. I remembered the ketchup for you.Copy !req
777. This smells funny. Almost like...Copy !req
778. Oh, look, a seagull.Copy !req
779. I like seagulls.Copy !req
780. - Bon appétit!
- Bon what?Copy !req
781. - Oogley boogley! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!
- Ew, what is that?Copy !req
782. It's scat! Doodoo! Dung! Poop!Copy !req
783. - Disgusting!
- Gross, gross!Copy !req
784. - Crap!
- That, too.Copy !req
785. Ew.Copy !req
786. "Dear Rocky,
have you ever been on a poop picnic?Copy !req
787. "I have and it stinks on ice!Copy !req
788. - "Hardee-har-har!"
- (STINK AND AUNT OPAL LAUGHING)Copy !req
789. Be quiet, you guys! I can't hear myself write!Copy !req
790. Sorry!Copy !req
791. So, the right is the gas, the left is the brake.Copy !req
792. - Okay? Hit it.
- Mmm. Okay.Copy !req
793. - (MIMICS ENGINE REVVING)
- Not that fast! Gentle, gentle.Copy !req
794. "So what else stinks about this summer?Copy !req
795. "Let's see..."Copy !req
796. "Surf-a-Wave" sounds thrilladelic.
- Great! Good job.Copy !req
797. Just never try it with
Mr. SpongeFrank SquareBottom.Copy !req
798. - All right, Judy, ready?
- Ready!Copy !req
799. Frank, you ready?Copy !req
800. Ready, Frank?Copy !req
801. Look out for the wave!Copy !req
802. Come back, Frank! Come back!
No!Copy !req
803. "And remember Mr. Todd's challenge?Copy !req
804. "Find him and get a prize?Copy !req
805. "I got a prize, all right."Copy !req
806. Mr. Todd! Whoa!Copy !req
807. "The cuckoo-head prize.Copy !req
808. "And Amy can't stop sending
mega-thrill pics from Borneo.Copy !req
809. "If you ever go to ride an elephant,
Rocky, be careful."Copy !req
810. Sorry.Copy !req
811. "With my luck,
you end up giving the elephant a ride.Copy !req
812. "So Mr. Todd is supposed to be
somewhere cold, right?"Copy !req
813. Mr. Todd?Copy !req
814. "Well, he isn't working in the bakery freezer,
that's for sure.Copy !req
815. "And he wasn't at the mall, the pool,
the park, or by the sea.Copy !req
816. "Mr. Todd is nowhere.Copy !req
817. "You and Amy aren't even here
and you'll probably find him before me.Copy !req
818. "I'm so desperado for Thrill Points.Copy !req
819. "Aunt Opal tried to help me put hats
on the lions at the library,Copy !req
820. - "but we missed the bus...
- (THUNDER RUMBLING)Copy !req
821. "... at the worst possible time.Copy !req
822. "And all we got were un-points.Copy !req
823. "Aunt Opal says, 'When all else fails, dance.'"Copy !req
824. "So I tried to make that
into a Thrill Point game.Copy !req
825. "I love dancing,
so that'd be easy peasy, right?Copy !req
826. "Wrong."Copy !req
827. You lose Thrill Points.Copy !req
828. - (MUSIC STOPS)
- Freeze!Copy !req
829. Whoa!Copy !req
830. "I lost every round.Copy !req
831. "And how many Thrill Points do I have
after one whole summer of trying?Copy !req
832. "Nada. Zip. Zero. Zilch points.Copy !req
833. "So, Rocky, can you please
think up more dares for me?Copy !req
834. "'Cause otherwise I'm gonna be a no-point,
dare-doing loser!"Copy !req
835. Hey, Judy, Frank's here!Copy !req
836. Coming!Copy !req
837. Hey, Judy!
Ready for the evil creature double feature?Copy !req
838. - Yup.
- Me, too. Let's go.Copy !req
839. Who are you?Copy !req
840. Bride of Frankenstein.Copy !req
841. And I'm Frankenstein.Copy !req
842. We even have matching rings.Copy !req
843. (IN SING-SONG) Judy and Frank,
sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!Copy !req
844. - Do you want me to feed you to Jaws?
- Mmm-mmm.Copy !req
845. Then take it back!Copy !req
846. G-N-I-S-S-I-K.Copy !req
847. Let's go.Copy !req
848. Bye, Aunt Op... Whoa!Copy !req
849. Are you making pancakes?Copy !req
850. No way. This is plaster of Paris.Copy !req
851. Wow. Mom and Dad would freak
if they saw this mess.Copy !req
852. Oh, yeah. You should really
get out the vacuum and clean it up.Copy !req
853. I think you should get out the fire hose.
See you.Copy !req
854. Bye. You look great. I love your costume.Copy !req
855. - Two, please.
- I want to take your money! (LAUGHS EVILLY)Copy !req
856. How come you're wearing a ski jacket?
It's August.Copy !req
857. 'Cause it's freezing in there.
The air conditioner's gone psycho.Copy !req
858. Did he say freezing? As in cold?Copy !req
859. Mr. Todd!Copy !req
860. Search everywhere.Copy !req
861. Is one of you Mr. Todd?Copy !req
862. Nope and nope.Copy !req
863. Mr. Todd, is that you? Mr. Todd?Copy !req
864. - Mr. Todd?
- Mr. Todd?Copy !req
865. I give up.Copy !req
866. Mr. Todd's probably training penguins
in the North Pole or something.Copy !req
867. - Or something.
- (CHUCKLES)Copy !req
868. Remember, no being a wimp burger.Copy !req
869. We have to stay to the end
if we wanna get points.Copy !req
870. Don't look at me. You're the one
who'll be screaming... (GASPS)Copy !req
871. Holy eyeball!Copy !req
872. Good thing he's dead already.Copy !req
873. Watch it.Copy !req
874. It's true. The dead are among us.Copy !req
875. They've taken over
the small town of Pittsylvania.Copy !req
876. Lock your doors. Bolt your windows.Copy !req
877. Head for the basement.Copy !req
878. And if you don't have a basement...Copy !req
879. Uh, you know what? I gotta go home.
I forgot to feed my goldfish.Copy !req
880. Sit down.Copy !req
881. This is our absolute last chance
to earn Thrill Points!Copy !req
882. Airhead, Frankenstein, shh!Copy !req
883. I come for dinner. I come for you!Copy !req
884. Hungry. I hungry for you, Frank.Copy !req
885. - He said my name! He said my name!
- You are not leaving!Copy !req
886. Let go!Copy !req
887. You are dead, Frank Pearl!Copy !req
888. No! Zombies are dead!Copy !req
889. - I'm going home.
- Great!Copy !req
890. Rocky and Amy are breaking
the record for the funnest summer everCopy !req
891. and I'm stuck with Franken-screamer.Copy !req
892. Hey!Copy !req
893. Rocky and Amy wouldn't bail
after two seconds of zombies.Copy !req
894. Rocky and Amy wouldn't
knock me off a tightrope.Copy !req
895. Rocky and Amy wouldn't puke all over me!Copy !req
896. Well, look who's talking!
All your stupid points and dares and charts!Copy !req
897. They suck the fun out of everything!
You're like a big, wet fun sponge!Copy !req
898. Fun sponge?Copy !req
899. Well, if I'm a fun sponge,
then you're a fun mop!Copy !req
900. Uh, hold on there, Bridezilla.
Where's your ticket?Copy !req
901. It's inside. It's in my backpack.Copy !req
902. Sorry. No ticket, no movie.Copy !req
903. "Fun sponge," my elbow!Copy !req
904. What is that?Copy !req
905. It's Bigfoot!Copy !req
906. I'm a guerrilla gorilla artist now, huh?Copy !req
907. Check out the head! Do you wanna help?Copy !req
908. I'd love to, only I can't,Copy !req
909. because I'm going to spend the rest
of this bummer summer in my room!Copy !req
910. Look out. She's in a mood.Copy !req
911. Am not!Copy !req
912. 85 points already? Rocky!Copy !req
913. Judy, it's the ice cream truck.Copy !req
914. What?Copy !req
915. Come back in September.Copy !req
916. I think this is gonna be melted by then.Copy !req
917. So you wanna spend the rest
of the summer in your room?Copy !req
918. I might as well!
It's already, completely, for sure ruined.Copy !req
919. Besides,Copy !req
920. Frank, my used-to-be-second-best-friend-
but-now-he's-my-enemy,Copy !req
921. called me a fun sponge.Copy !req
922. Wow! That's bad. Are you a fun sponge?Copy !req
923. No way! He's the sponge.
It's his fault I can't get any Thrill Points!Copy !req
924. Right. Thrill Points.Copy !req
925. Well, they're important.Copy !req
926. You can't have a not bummer summer
without them.Copy !req
927. Totally, duh. I mean, that's like
the number one rule of summer.Copy !req
928. We have to find a way for you
to get the Thrill Points.Copy !req
929. What about, you know,
we didn't put the hats on the lions yet.Copy !req
930. - The hats got all ruined, remember?
- There's gotta be something else.Copy !req
931. It's impossible, Aunt Opal.Copy !req
932. I've already thought of absolutely,
positively everything.Copy !req
933. There's gotta be more.
Let's go on Google. Let's google "fun."Copy !req
934. What's that?Copy !req
935. Testing, testing.
You got a close up of Bigfoot, right?Copy !req
936. Looks great!
- (GASPS)Copy !req
937. And your name is?Copy !req
938. James Moody, but everyone calls me Stink.Copy !req
939. Stink is apparently building
a statue of BigfootCopy !req
940. to commemorate the monster
who may be lurking nearby,Copy !req
941. according to 27 recent eyewitness reports.Copy !req
942. Now most people think Bigfoot isn't real.
How do you answer that?Copy !req
943. Well, people don't think
giant squids are real, either.Copy !req
944. Well, they are, and so is Bigfoot.Copy !req
945. And I'm gonna catch him!Copy !req
946. If you do catch him, Mr. Stink Moody,
you'll be the most famous kid in America.Copy !req
947. You'll put this town on the map!Copy !req
948. For years, people have searched for Bigfoot,
but only Judy Moody could find him.Copy !req
949. How many Thrill Points is that worth,
do you think?Copy !req
950. A million, but who's counting?Copy !req
951. In honor of your courageous actions,
we are renaming this town Judy Moodyville!Copy !req
952. Come on down, Judy,
and put this town on the map!Copy !req
953. Well, thank you, Stink Moody.Copy !req
954. As your quest for Bigfoot continues,
we wish you luck.Copy !req
955. This is WH2O, broadcasting live...Copy !req
956. - Don't forget me! I'm a Bigfooter, too!
- You are?Copy !req
957. It's Judy Moody, with a J and a U-D-Y.Copy !req
958. - Did you get that?
- Yes. Uh-huh.Copy !req
959. Bye!Copy !req
960. - Since when were you a Bigfooter?
- Since one minute ago.Copy !req
961. Listen, is Bigfoot really, truly,
for absolute positive real?Copy !req
962. 27 people can't be wrong.Copy !req
963. Then I will help you find him.Copy !req
964. Yeah! But how come?Copy !req
965. Because this is my absolute last chance
to get Thrill Points,Copy !req
966. and if we actually catch Bigfoot,
I might even win the race!Copy !req
967. - Huh?
- Nothing, never mind.Copy !req
968. - Just tell me everything.
- Got it.Copy !req
969. and dogs always howl
whenever they see him.Copy !req
970. That's on page 37.Copy !req
971. Zeke can tell you more.Copy !req
972. He's like a Bigfoot encyclopedia.Copy !req
973. Okay, Bigfooters,
Tuesday's meeting is now called to order.Copy !req
974. - Herb and Rose?
Present.Copy !req
975. - Stink?
- Present.Copy !req
976. - New member?
- Judy Moody. Present.Copy !req
977. Oh, she looks like a smart cookie.Copy !req
978. (WHISPERING) Where is everyone?Copy !req
979. This is it. This is our club.Copy !req
980. - And we welcome you.
- Get a picture of her.Copy !req
981. Better late than never.Copy !req
982. - Rose, do you have a report?
- Three new sightings!Copy !req
983. That's the most we've gotten in one week.Copy !req
984. Excellent! Give me the coordinates.Copy !req
985. One saw Bigfoot taking
laundry off her clothesline.Copy !req
986. 57 Ashbury Road. It's a mile east of the mall.Copy !req
987. Gotcha.Copy !req
988. Another saw something large and furry
at the dump.Copy !req
989. The third swears he saw Bigfoot last night
at the corner of Croaker and Jefferson.Copy !req
990. Croaker and Jefferson?Copy !req
991. That's where we live!Copy !req
992. You live there?Copy !req
993. - Yeah.
- Did anybody see anything?Copy !req
994. We live at 117 Croaker.Copy !req
995. This calls for an all-night surveillance!Copy !req
996. Are you guys up for it?Copy !req
997. You mean like a stake-out,
with flashlights and secret codes and stuff?Copy !req
998. I got a whole book of codes.Copy !req
999. All right! Yes! Thrill-o-rama!Copy !req
1000. Herb, Rose, you're in charge of equipment.Copy !req
1001. Troops,
we've got everything you need.Copy !req
1002. - Camouflage netting.
Check.Copy !req
1003. - Night-vision goggles.
- Check.Copy !req
1004. - Camcorder with whistle.
- Check, check.Copy !req
1005. - Check, check.
- Thermoses with coffee.Copy !req
1006. Herb, they don't drink coffee.Copy !req
1007. Good luck, team.
I will call with any sighting updates.Copy !req
1008. Sir.Copy !req
1009. Okay, that's the lot of it. Now remember,Copy !req
1010. if you need backup,
this van is at your service.Copy !req
1011. August 3rd, 8:06 pm.Copy !req
1012. The trap is set
and the Bigfoot stake-out is on.Copy !req
1013. This is Stink Moody, reporting live.Copy !req
1014. (LAUGHS) You look like Owl Girl!Copy !req
1015. These don't work. I can't even see.Copy !req
1016. That's because it's not dark yet.Copy !req
1017. Oh.Copy !req
1018. Hey! Are you ready?Copy !req
1019. Let's go over the plan.Copy !req
1020. - You two will sleep in the tent.
- Check.Copy !req
1021. If you see or hear anything,
you will contact me immediatelyCopy !req
1022. on this walkie-talkie.Copy !req
1023. That's Stink's old baby monitor.Copy !req
1024. Whatevs. Let's call it the walkie-talkie.Copy !req
1025. - What is the signal?
- (ON WALKIE-TALKIE) Code Red! Code Red!Copy !req
1026. Awesome.Copy !req
1027. What happens if you fall asleep
and Bigfoot attacks usCopy !req
1028. and we're half-eaten before
you get downstairs?Copy !req
1029. He won't attack us.
I know Bigfoot sign language.Copy !req
1030. This means, "I am your friend."Copy !req
1031. And this means, "Your head was delicious."Copy !req
1032. Okay, Bigfoot's not gonna eat any heads,
all right?Copy !req
1033. Because we're remembering this vow.
We will not...Copy !req
1034. Fall asleep!Copy !req
1035. Stink, wake up!Copy !req
1036. Code Red! Code Red!Copy !req
1037. - (SNORING)
- Aunt Opal, Code Red! Code Red!Copy !req
1038. Geez, Louise!Copy !req
1039. Holy macaroni! It's him!Copy !req
1040. Got you!Copy !req
1041. Bigfoot!Copy !req
1042. Code Red! Code Red!Copy !req
1043. Help.Copy !req
1044. - Frank?
- Judy?Copy !req
1045. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1046. Well, I got my dad to go back to the theater
and pick up our packsCopy !req
1047. and I thought I could just
drop it off in your tent or something,Copy !req
1048. so you'd find it, only I bumped into a jar
and then you hair-netted me!Copy !req
1049. Sorry. I thought you were Bigfoot.Copy !req
1050. Why would I be Bigfoot?Copy !req
1051. (LAUGHS) You scared Judy's pants off, Frank!Copy !req
1052. - Did not.
- You were screaming your head off.Copy !req
1053. - No, I wasn't. I was...
- (EERIE MOANING IN DISTANCE)Copy !req
1054. Bigfoot?Copy !req
1055. Bigfoot.Copy !req
1056. Impossible. That was an owl.Copy !req
1057. That was an owl.Copy !req
1058. Or Bigfoot pretending to be an owl!
Come on, let's go!Copy !req
1059. I have to get my camcorder!Copy !req
1060. Are you coming, Frank?
It's worth mega-mega-points!Copy !req
1061. Um, I'd love to, but uh...Copy !req
1062. Oh, that's my dad. Gotta go! Bye!Copy !req
1063. Set for night vision!Copy !req
1064. Maybe it really was an owl.Copy !req
1065. Nuh-uh. That was him.Copy !req
1066. Bigfoot is famous for his owl sounds.Copy !req
1067. Page 11.Copy !req
1068. - You go first. I'll hold the light.
- You go first. I'm filming.Copy !req
1069. Okay, scaredy pants. But stay close.Copy !req
1070. Not that close.Copy !req
1071. Then go faster.Copy !req
1072. No way.Copy !req
1073. What was that?Copy !req
1074. Shh!Copy !req
1075. Stop. Look. There!Copy !req
1076. Is that some kind of bed?Copy !req
1077. Yeah, a Bigfoot bed.Copy !req
1078. Remember from the picture?
This must be where he sleeps.Copy !req
1079. Then where is he?Copy !req
1080. He must've heard us coming.Copy !req
1081. He's probably watching us.Copy !req
1082. Mr. Bigfoot, we come in peace!Copy !req
1083. Hello?Copy !req
1084. Can you hear me?Copy !req
1085. There! See? That's his bed!Copy !req
1086. Whoa! Do you really think it's his?Copy !req
1087. He was there. I know it.Copy !req
1088. All I know is I got a face full of possum
and zero Thrill Points.Copy !req
1089. Don't give up. You can do it.
It can take years to catch a monster.Copy !req
1090. But I don't have years.
I need Thrill Points now.Copy !req
1091. Look! Look, it's Bigfoot!
Look, there are the dogs!Copy !req
1092. Quick! After him!Copy !req
1093. There! After him, go! Go, go!Copy !req
1094. Whoa!Copy !req
1095. - Don't stop! Go, go, go!
- Come on!Copy !req
1096. We have to catch him before
he gets to Main Street!Copy !req
1097. The cars will drive him cuckoo!Copy !req
1098. Page 73!Copy !req
1099. - Did you see that?
- He's hijacking the ice-cream truck!Copy !req
1100. We'll never catch him now.Copy !req
1101. Stop! I'm sorry,
but I'm afraid we need this bike...Copy !req
1102. - Jessica.
- Jessica.Copy !req
1103. This is a matter of extreme
national emergency.Copy !req
1104. Who are you?Copy !req
1105. I am Opal, the special agent in charge ofCopy !req
1106. the apprehension of
large unidentified creatures.Copy !req
1107. We are requisitioning all available bicycles.Copy !req
1108. Thank you for your service to your country.Copy !req
1109. Watch out for the laundry!Copy !req
1110. Get it off, get it off! I can't see anything!Copy !req
1111. Sorry!
Stop!Copy !req
1112. Get it off! I don't like it!Copy !req
1113. I can't hang on. Take it off of me.Copy !req
1114. Oh, I can see!
- Look, the ice cream truck!Copy !req
1115. No! Stop! Wait! Stop!Copy !req
1116. Bigfoot, come back!Copy !req
1117. Now what?Copy !req
1118. Hey, we just got a report! Bigfoot's in...Copy !req
1119. - The ice cream truck. We know!
- Get in!Copy !req
1120. Buckle up, everybody.Copy !req
1121. - Should I drive?
No!Copy !req
1122. This is Herb Birnbaum reporting a large
runaway man-gorilla known as Bigfoot,Copy !req
1123. who appears to have commandeered
an ice cream truck.Copy !req
1124. - Left! Turn left!
- Go left, Rosie!Copy !req
1125. Faster!Copy !req
1126. I have to tell you,
this is my first official car chase.Copy !req
1127. Really? We get in two or three
of these a week.Copy !req
1128. Hit it! Hit it!Copy !req
1129. Hang on, everybody.Copy !req
1130. Commencing infra-red warning device!Copy !req
1131. Is that legal?Copy !req
1132. When you're chasing a man-gorilla,
son, anything is legal.Copy !req
1133. Anything!Copy !req
1134. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
1135. It's a cloaking device, like the movies!Copy !req
1136. Windshield wipers!Copy !req
1137. Go, go, go!Copy !req
1138. Oh, wait till you see
my supersonic tracking device.Copy !req
1139. That's really like the movies.Copy !req
1140. - Wow, that's cool!
- (DEVICE BEEPING)Copy !req
1141. You, sir, are an artist.Copy !req
1142. I programmed it with
200 different Bigfoot sounds.Copy !req
1143. The minute it picks up the slightest...Copy !req
1144. - Herb, I told you to use a lag bolt!
- Right.Copy !req
1145. - (AUNT OPAL SHRIEKS)
Look out!Copy !req
1146. - That's the news van!
- That interviewed me!Copy !req
1147. Follow that news!Copy !req
1148. Watch out! Watch out! Bigfoot afoot!Copy !req
1149. Outta the way! Outta the way!Copy !req
1150. There!Copy !req
1151. Oh, hey, look! It's the poop picnic place!Copy !req
1152. Hey, kids, wait! Wait!
You'll need a protective suit!Copy !req
1153. - Mr. Todd?
- Judy!Copy !req
1154. Long time no see! What's going on?Copy !req
1155. - We were saving you from...
- Bigfoot!Copy !req
1156. Get back!Copy !req
1157. Bigfoot.Copy !req
1158. Whoa!Copy !req
1159. Zeke!Copy !req
1160. I don't believe this!
We received at least 76 calls this morning!Copy !req
1161. It's my teacher!
It's Zeke!Copy !req
1162. I can't believe he's the ice cream guy!Copy !req
1163. - Since when are you Bigfoot?
- Why didn't you stop for us?Copy !req
1164. When?Copy !req
1165. A madcap ride through town
has led us to this pier...Copy !req
1166. Hey, I love your cool suit.
You look awesome.Copy !req
1167. - Thanks.
- I'm Mr. Todd, Judy's teacher.Copy !req
1168. - Hi, I'm Opal.
- And this is Bigfoot.Copy !req
1169. I hired him to help me sell ice cream.Copy !req
1170. With all the Bigfoot mania around here,
he'll really help me drum up business.Copy !req
1171. He's way better than the arrow-pointing guy.Copy !req
1172. Why didn't you tell me
that you knew Mr. Todd?Copy !req
1173. - I've been looking for him all summer.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1174. Dudes, chill.
I only met the Toddster this morning.Copy !req
1175. Yet there are two questions that still remain.Copy !req
1176. Is the real Bigfoot still at large?
And will he show up for the circus?Copy !req
1177. - The circus?
- Yup. It's today, right here at the pier.Copy !req
1178. And remember, you get a prize if you find me.Copy !req
1179. - Front row seats!
- Wow, thanks!Copy !req
1180. Are we the first ones to find you?Copy !req
1181. Not exactly.Copy !req
1182. Whoa!Copy !req
1183. Thanks for getting me a ticket to the circus.Copy !req
1184. Yeah, sure. Sorry I was such a fun mop.Copy !req
1185. Sponge.Copy !req
1186. Whatever. Want some?Copy !req
1187. Bigfoot loves cotton candy.Copy !req
1188. Hey, look!Copy !req
1189. Hey, it's Rocky!
And he's sweeping elephant poop! I knew it!Copy !req
1190. Hey, Rocky! Hey!Copy !req
1191. Hey, Judy!Copy !req
1192. Ladies and gentlemen,
welcome to the Zangzini Family Circus!Copy !req
1193. Let the show begin!Copy !req
1194. Do we have a volunteer from the audience?Copy !req
1195. Someone brave enough to get sawed in half?Copy !req
1196. Me, me, me!Copy !req
1197. Judy! Judy! Judy!Copy !req
1198. Pick me! Me! Pick me! Pick me!Copy !req
1199. Pick the girl in the green.Copy !req
1200. Me! Me! Me! Me!Copy !req
1201. You, young lady!Copy !req
1202. - Hey, Judy.
- Hey, Rocky!Copy !req
1203. Ooh, I missed you so much.Copy !req
1204. I missed you, too. Hop in.Copy !req
1205. Watch this.Copy !req
1206. Ta-da!Copy !req
1207. Wow, Rock! Judy, that is über cool!Copy !req
1208. Okay, could you put her
back together now, please?Copy !req
1209. Yeah, 'cause we only just got home
and we'd like our little girl in one piece.Copy !req
1210. Don't worry, Mom.
It really didn't hurt that much.Copy !req
1211. Can we try, Judy?
"We"? You try it!Copy !req
1212. Frank!
Frank!Copy !req
1213. Can I borrow Judy tonight?Copy !req
1214. They're way too serious. Don't you think?Copy !req
1215. Ta-da!Copy !req
1216. - You fixed them!
- Yup.Copy !req
1217. Wow!Copy !req
1218. Yay! We did it! We did it!Copy !req
1219. - We did it.
- Yay!Copy !req
1220. I'm so happy!Copy !req
1221. Aren't you glad you didn't spend
the rest of your summer in your room?Copy !req
1222. For sure and absolute positive.Copy !req
1223. I wouldn't have put a hat on a lion,Copy !req
1224. or gone on a stake-out,Copy !req
1225. or fallen off a tightrope...Copy !req
1226. Or had a poop picnic...Copy !req
1227. Or found Mr. Todd,Copy !req
1228. or been in a car chase,Copy !req
1229. or gotten sawed in half,Copy !req
1230. or met you.Copy !req
1231. Hey, I've got an idea.Copy !req
1232. How about you don't leave tomorrow?
How about you come live with us?Copy !req
1233. What about this?Copy !req
1234. Next summer, I'm thinking of wrapping
the Eiffel Tower in 10,000 scarves.Copy !req
1235. - Do you wanna help me?
- For real?Copy !req
1236. That would be on-top-of-spaghetti rare!Copy !req
1237. I never thought we could top this summer,
but Paris?Copy !req
1238. Wow!Copy !req
1239. Paris! Next summer. Be there! I love you!Copy !req
1240. - Bye!
Bye!Copy !req
1241. Love you back!
Bye!Copy !req
1242. - See you next summer!
Goodbye, Judy!Copy !req
1243. - Bye, Stink! This was the best!
- Bye!Copy !req
1244. I love you!Copy !req
1245. 50 cents to touch Bigfoot!Copy !req
1246. 50 cents to touch this? Are you nuts, Stink?Copy !req
1247. Do you have change for a dollar?Copy !req
1248. Yes! Sure.Copy !req
1249. Hey, thanks for fixing my bike.Copy !req
1250. Yeah, sure, no problem.Copy !req
1251. Ew!Copy !req
1252. Guys, come here!Copy !req
1253. Awesome!Copy !req
1254. 50 cents to touch Bigfoot!Copy !req
1255. Hey! This was my idea.Copy !req
1256. Aunt Opal says art belongs to everyone.Copy !req
1257. Besides, I have to earn money
for the Eiffel Tower!Copy !req
1258. 50 cents a touch!Copy !req
1259. For a dollar Bigfoot will shake your hand!Copy !req
1260. Or better yet,
for $100 we'll move him to your yard!Copy !req
1261. For $1,000,
I'll tell you where the real Bigfoot lives!Copy !req
1262. Don't do that.Copy !req
1263. That's not in the script.Copy !req
1264. (SCREAMS) Whoa!Copy !req
1265. Just wait a sec.Copy !req
1266. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1267. Cut.Copy !req