1. Okay, look, I can't believe
that I'm actually here...Copy !req
2. and that I'm gonna get
to see them in the flesh,Copy !req
3. because, like, Dujour is like
my most favorite band of all time!Copy !req
4. Dujour!Copy !req
5. I just want to touch them. I don't
care which one. I don't care where.Copy !req
6. I got all their trading cards
and all their CD's,Copy !req
7. and all my gear is from their
clothing line, Dujour Couture.Copy !req
8. I mean, I straight-up love 'em,
only, you know, like brothers.Copy !req
9. Oh, my God!
They're here!Copy !req
10. We are here exclusive on the tarmac as the
band Dujour heads off on their world tour.Copy !req
11. A year ago, would you have ever imagined
number-one song, number-one requested video?Copy !req
12. We're number one with a bullet,
baby, comin' to you!Copy !req
13. Marco, there's a lady up there...
"Marry me, Marco"... in the wedding dress.Copy !req
14. - Keep buyin' the records, baby!
- Can you send it back to all the guys in the studio?Copy !req
15. I Singing Entertainment
Tonight Theme I What's up, John?Copy !req
16. Marco!Copy !req
17. All right, boys.
We'll land in Riverdale in half an hour.Copy !req
18. Then on to the Riverdale
Rise and Shine show.Copy !req
19. Afternoon in-store gig
at 8:00. Questions?Copy !req
20. Yo, Wyatt, how come my limited-edition
Coke can has me with a goatee...Copy !req
21. when everybody knows I shaved into a soul
patch for the Don't Tell Your Papa video?Copy !req
22. This is wiggity-wack, Wyatt.
You're supposed to be on top of this.Copy !req
23. No, what's wiggity-wack
is your damn monkey.Copy !req
24. Here we go with the monkey
again. DJ D.J. with the monkey.Copy !req
25. Yes, here we go again.
First it pooed on my incense.Copy !req
26. Then it decided to poo
on my two little balls.Copy !req
27. And then it pooed on my
picture of Swami Mukananda.Copy !req
28. Will you please tell this man
that Dujour means hygiene?Copy !req
29. Maybe if you showed Dr. Zaius the proper
respect, Dr. Zaius will stop showin' you the poo!Copy !req
30. Gentlemen...
I'm gonna Kill you!Copy !req
31. Okay! Now, enough of this.
I'm gonna rip out your heart!Copy !req
32. Eye contact, hand.
Eye contact, hand.Copy !req
33. We'll talk to Coke
about the cans...Copy !req
34. and try and clean up
after the doctor, okay?Copy !req
35. Okay?Copy !req
36. - Yo, man, I'm sorry. My bad.
- It's all good.Copy !req
37. Wyatt?
Yes?Copy !req
38. Could you maybe talk to Marco
about him always doing my face?Copy !req
39. You remember in the What video
I established the... face?Copy !req
40. Ever since then, every time you see Marco,
he's doing the... face, and it's mine.Copy !req
41. You look at him on TRL.
"Hi, Carson."Copy !req
42. Look at him on the Kid's Choice
Awards. "This is ours. Thanks."Copy !req
43. Then right here on the cover
of Seventeen magazine.Copy !req
44. "Hi, little girl.
Beauty secrets?"Copy !req
45. It's my face.
It's my face.Copy !req
46. Travis, am I, uh...
doin' your face,Copy !req
47. "cause... God forbid I'd... do your
face, 'cause it's... such a good face.Copy !req
48. - That's it!
- Boys, boys, boys.Copy !req
49. - Hold it!
- Dujour means friendship.Copy !req
50. Thank you, Les.
Now, listen to me.Copy !req
51. Let's all take a moment.Copy !req
52. When we land, I will call the choreographer,
and she will give you a new face.Copy !req
53. - Too bad your mama couldn't give you a good face.
- Take that back right now!Copy !req
54. I'm sorry, Travis.
Thank you.Copy !req
55. You can have a new face too.Copy !req
56. - Dujour means family.
- Dujour means teamwork.Copy !req
57. Teamwork.Copy !req
58. - So, how are we? Are we good?
- Yeah.Copy !req
59. Are we happy?
Happy.Copy !req
60. Are we dope?
Word.Copy !req
61. Wicked. Yo, Wyatt,
there was one more thing.Copy !req
62. Yes?Copy !req
63. Well, we were working on some
remixes of the last single, right?Copy !req
64. We heard like a really
strange background track.Copy !req
65. We were wondering whether or
not you knew what it was all about.Copy !req
66. Gee. You know,
I have no idea what that was.Copy !req
67. Where did it come from?Copy !req
68. I mean, Wyatt, we just want some
answers. The answers I will provide.Copy !req
69. I'll be right back.Copy !req
70. Take the Chevy to the levee.Copy !req
71. Hey, that guy in the parachute
looks just like Wyatt.Copy !req
72. Oh, yeah? Does he
look like this? Or like this?Copy !req
73. - That's it.
- Break it up!Copy !req
74. Dujour means seat belts!Copy !req
75. Dujour means
crash positions!Copy !req
76. Looks like we need
to find a new band.Copy !req
77. Thank you.Copy !req
78. - Thank you, guys.
- Real nice.Copy !req
79. Thanks for comin' out.Copy !req
80. You're a great crowd.Copy !req
81. Okay, girls.
We need the lane now...Copy !req
82. and your shoes.Copy !req
83. So how'd we do? Twenty dollars...
minus five dollars shoe rental.Copy !req
84. Fifteen dollars.
Each.Copy !req
85. Five dollars.Copy !req
86. All things considered, I'd
say this was our best show yet.Copy !req
87. We just need to
build a following.Copy !req
88. Look, skanky had a rock show,
and nobody came.Copy !req
89. Did you guys all coordinate
before you left the house,Copy !req
90. or are you wearing
the same thing by accident?Copy !req
91. At least we're not
wearing stupid bunny ears.Copy !req
92. They're not bunny.
They're leopard.Copy !req
93. And they're not stupid.
They're special.Copy !req
94. - We're special.
- Yeah, special ed.Copy !req
95. Enjoy the gutters, Josie.
You'll be playing there forever.Copy !req
96. Hey. Hey, come on.Copy !req
97. Who's a rock star?Copy !req
98. Who's a rock star?
I am.Copy !req
99. That's right. There
you go.Copy !req
100. - Slow down!
- No way!Copy !req
101. Lookin' good, McCoy!Copy !req
102. Alan M, what's...
What's goin' on?Copy !req
103. Uh, the, uh, truck died.Copy !req
104. Jump in anytime.Copy !req
105. Nice.Copy !req
106. You can't drive this uphill
when it's hot outside. I told you.Copy !req
107. You don't deserve a truck this
good. You totally take it for granted.Copy !req
108. Um, Jose?Copy !req
109. Did, uh...Copy !req
110. Did you ever want to tell
someone something, but...Copy !req
111. But you weren't sure
if you should, you know?Copy !req
112. Yeah.Copy !req
113. 'Cause you didn't know what their reaction
might be or if it was the right thing to do?Copy !req
114. You should tell them. You
should always tell them.Copy !req
115. 'Cause there's this guy at work,Copy !req
116. and he just reeks, you know?Copy !req
117. The guy?
Yeah.Copy !req
118. Smelly guy. Oh, God,
Josie, no, not just smelly.Copy !req
119. I'm talking, like,
hot, wet garbage on a sunny day.Copy !req
120. I think there's a problem. It's like
a stadium bathroom or something.Copy !req
121. No one seems to want
to say anything about it.Copy !req
122. I know you would say
something though, right?Copy !req
123. Yeah. See, that's
what I love about you.Copy !req
124. - We can just talk about stuff.
- That's what I'm here for.Copy !req
125. That's so cool.Copy !req
126. Mmm! Good ramen.Copy !req
127. I don't think people know
how far one pack can go.Copy !req
128. Honk, honk.
Who brought doughnuts?Copy !req
129. I hope you don't think that this
makes up for your missing our gig.Copy !req
130. Sure we didn't miss much.Copy !req
131. Nice management skills, brother.
Build yourself a nice fat girl group.Copy !req
132. Hello, Alexandra.
Have you lost some weight?Copy !req
133. Bite me, Bambi! Okay, Alexandra,
why don't you go wait in the car?Copy !req
134. Make me, nose job.
Implants.Copy !req
135. Penile... Ow!
Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
136. That's the second time
today, isn't it?Copy !req
137. Ow! Ow. So, ladies,
how'd our set go?Copy !req
138. You would know
if you had been there.Copy !req
139. Hey, honey, I'm running a management
company here. I can't be everywhere at once.Copy !req
140. Wouldn't that be cool
though if you could?Copy !req
141. I could be here and in there,Copy !req
142. and I could be
in the living room...Copy !req
143. and in the family room
and over here!Copy !req
144. Alexander, you don't have any other
clients. Where else do you need to be?Copy !req
145. On the streets, spreading
the gospel of the Pussycats.Copy !req
146. I'm out there working
my butt off for you guys.Copy !req
147. I'm handing out fliers.
I'm working the masses.Copy !req
148. Waiting in line
for Dujour tickets.Copy !req
149. It's for business.
[... I, uh...Copy !req
150. Checking out the competition. I
don't like Dujour, like, it's Dujour.Copy !req
151. And I could be back in this
room, and I could go in the closet!Copy !req
152. Hello? Uh-huh. You want a
demo tape of the Pussycats?Copy !req
153. - Your phone didn't even ring.
- It's on vibrate.Copy !req
154. - Um, so... so, yeah. I gotta go right now.
- And then...Copy !req
155. You want it right now? Okay,
yeah. So, I'll see you guys later.Copy !req
156. All right, I'm on it.
You guys know he's lying.Copy !req
157. You know your fly is open.Copy !req
158. You know, you... suck!Copy !req
159. That's perfect. Even our manager
wants to see another band.Copy !req
160. You guys, come here quick.Copy !req
161. Hi. I'm Serena Altschul
with MTV News.Copy !req
162. We have just received
a confirmed report...Copy !req
163. that the members of pop sensation Dujour
disappeared in their private jet today,Copy !req
164. vanishing from radar
40 miles east of Riverdale.Copy !req
165. Authorities are still trying to determine
the whereabouts of the plane...Copy !req
166. and if there are any survivors.Copy !req
167. Dujour's label, MegaRecords,
has yet to release a statement,Copy !req
168. but they have released a
limited-edition commemorative box set,Copy !req
169. complete with a CD-ROM history
of Dujour in stores tomorrow.Copy !req
170. Those poor boys. We will keep you
posted as to any further developments...Copy !req
171. in what seems to be yet
another rock-and-roll tragedy.Copy !req
172. But they didn't say they were
dead. They said they were missing.Copy !req
173. I say we raise money for a search
party, and we hold a bake sale!Copy !req
174. Yes!Copy !req
175. Man, that is so sad.Copy !req
176. It can all be
over in a flash. I know.Copy !req
177. But at least
they had a record deal.Copy !req
178. We can have a record deal.Copy !req
179. It's just that we can't sit around
here waiting for it to happen.Copy !req
180. We have to make it happen.Copy !req
181. And you know what?
Life... Life is short.Copy !req
182. And we... we are musicians,
and that means...Copy !req
183. that we should be
out there playing music.Copy !req
184. We do play, and we rock,
but nobody shows.Copy !req
185. Nobody cares. I care. I
do. And you know what?Copy !req
186. When life gives you lemons, you make
lemonade, and when the going gets tough...Copy !req
187. The tough
make lemonade!Copy !req
188. Right!Copy !req
189. Good. We're all
on the same page.Copy !req
190. Pack up your bass.
This way.Copy !req
191. I live for these pink shoes. Yeah, they
are so much cooler than our red shoes.Copy !req
192. You guys, pink is the
new red.Copy !req
193. Wyatt Frame.
I'm with the label.Copy !req
194. I'm in town scouting new talent, and I
wondered if there was anyone worth hearing.Copy !req
195. I saw the card, man,
but I missed everything else.Copy !req
196. Why don't you start over
while I change songs?Copy !req
197. No, wait! Play this. It's the
new single from Dujour...Copy !req
198. recorded just a few days ago
before the... disappearance.Copy !req
199. I'd really like
to test the reaction.Copy !req
200. Right on.Copy !req
201. Check this out, y'all! I got the world
premiere of the last single ever...Copy !req
202. from the late, great Dujour
just for all you in the store.Copy !req
203. Check this out.Copy !req
204. This is the best!Copy !req
205. I love this song!
It's their best ever.Copy !req
206. If I don't buy it, everybody's
gonna hate me. Totally!Copy !req
207. And I also want
orange shoes. Yeah!Copy !req
208. Orange shoes are so much
cooler than these stupid pink shoes.Copy !req
209. You guys, orange is
the new pink!Copy !req
210. I am sick of my Reebok sweats.
I need some Puma sweats.Copy !req
211. And I gotta buy
a six-pack of Zima.Copy !req
212. Dude, you don't drink.
I think I should start.Copy !req
213. Yes, I think they responded
to that very well actually.Copy !req
214. I think that song sucks.Copy !req
215. I plug my ears when
crap like that comes on.Copy !req
216. Really? Everybody else
seemed to like it.Copy !req
217. That's because they're mindless drones who
will gobble up anything you tell them is cool.Copy !req
218. I see. Wow! You're a real
free thinker, aren't you?Copy !req
219. I'd love to talk
to you some more.Copy !req
220. People in the recording
industry, like me,Copy !req
221. always want to hear the opinion
of individuals like yourself...Copy !req
222. to find out what
we're doing wrong.Copy !req
223. Yeah, right.
How much time do you have?Copy !req
224. As much as you want.
After you.Copy !req
225. Smells like teen spirit.Copy !req
226. Well, this must be
my lucky day.Copy !req
227. A real nonconformist. I'm so interested
to hear what else you have to say.Copy !req
228. Well, first of all, I don't
understand what everyone...Copy !req
229. Gosh, that's fascinating.Copy !req
230. - Frame.
- I'm waiting.Copy !req
231. I'm on to it, Fiona. You wouldn't believe
this place. It's a cultural wasteland.Copy !req
232. Stop making excuses and get
your ass back here with a band.Copy !req
233. Tomorrow. I'll have a new band for
you first thing in the morning. I swear.Copy !req
234. Then you'll still
have a job... maybe.Copy !req
235. Just put this thing up?
Yeah.Copy !req
236. Okay, girls, this is it. Pussycats
unplugged. Let's hear it.Copy !req
237. One, two. One, two, three!Copy !req
238. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey.
What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
239. You can't play here. I've got things
to sell. They're new. They're orange.Copy !req
240. - So?
- So look at you. You're...Copy !req
241. Who's gonna come into
my store with you outside?Copy !req
242. The last I checked,
this was a free country.Copy !req
243. The last I checked,
I was calling the cops.Copy !req
244. "Get your ass back here
with a band.”Copy !req
245. I'd like to see her
move her ass once, just once.Copy !req
246. Like he's really
gonna call the cops.Copy !req
247. Run!Copy !req
248. Where the hell
am I supposed to find a...Copy !req
249. Hello, ladies.
Wyatt Frame, MegaRecords.Copy !req
250. Girls, I can't tell you how
happy I am to be sitting...Copy !req
251. at this table
with the Pussy Hats.Copy !req
252. Pussycats.Copy !req
253. Yes, of course. Of course, that would
explain why you're not wearing any.Copy !req
254. Hats.Copy !req
255. Okay, I speak on behalf
of everyone at the label...Copy !req
256. when I say that we'd love for
you to sign with... MegaRecords.Copy !req
257. Whoa, wait, whoa. Don't sign
anything. Don't sign anything.Copy !req
258. - Who is this?
- Alexander Cabot III. I'm the Pussycats' manager.Copy !req
259. Really? In that case, you'll be
entitled to 15% of everything they make.Copy !req
260. I'm his sister, Alexandra.
Love the accent. Thank you.Copy !req
261. I used to summer on the
continent. Fancy a snog?Copy !req
262. Fancy a mint?Copy !req
263. Wait a minute. You want to sign
us? You've never even heard us play.Copy !req
264. I'm sorry. Forgive me.Copy !req
265. I thought you were a rock band that
wanted to sign with a major label. My bad.Copy !req
266. - No, no, no!
- No!Copy !req
267. No. No. It's... I just didn't
know it could happen this fast.Copy !req
268. Well, that's the music biz for you. If you
wait for it to slow down, it might pass you by.Copy !req
269. Look what happened
to the Beastie Boys.Copy !req
270. - But they're huge stars.
- I know.Copy !req
271. Excuse me.
I have to...Copy !req
272. - Bathroom?
- Yeah, me too.Copy !req
273. I went before we left.
Good for you.Copy !req
274. You should always try to go to the
bathroom before you leave the house,Copy !req
275. even if you don't have to...Copy !req
276. Okay, this is crazy.Copy !req
277. Beep-beep. Gotta gloss.
It won't hide the mustache.Copy !req
278. Honk, honk.
Alexander!Copy !req
279. I should be here.
It's a ladies' room.Copy !req
280. Nothing I haven't seen before. Does
anyone have change for a tampon?Copy !req
281. I'll be outside.Copy !req
282. Does anyone else think
this is a little off?Copy !req
283. Like what? Like that
Wyatt guy, for one.Copy !req
284. Like how he ordered a triple
cappuccino and scooped off all the foam.Copy !req
285. Why not just get an espresso?Copy !req
286. Plus how he kept folding his napkin like
he's afraid he doesn't have any real friends?Copy !req
287. Just people who want to use him
because he's just a big music guy.Copy !req
288. Yeah. But I was talking more
about the whole record contract thing.Copy !req
289. It is super sudden.
It is.Copy !req
290. But you said it. You said we have to go out
there and make things happen, and we did.Copy !req
291. I know. I just think maybe we
should think about this for a second.Copy !req
292. Gee, Josie,
how exciting for you.Copy !req
293. You'll get to go away and make a record,
and poor Alan M will have to stay behind...Copy !req
294. in Riverdale
all alone with me.Copy !req
295. I cannot believe they let you
bring me to the city with you.Copy !req
296. What? ShhCopy !req
297. I had to tell them that
you're my guitar tech, so...Copy !req
298. Guitar tech. Right.Copy !req
299. You know what? I still don't
understand why you're here.Copy !req
300. - I'm here because I was in the comic book.
- What?Copy !req
301. Nothing.Copy !req
302. What's up, big butt?Copy !req
303. Shut up.Copy !req
304. Hey, you guys. You know how
people always say that this is the life?Copy !req
305. I think this is
when they say it.Copy !req
306. Private plane.
Record deal.Copy !req
307. Coasters.Copy !req
308. Loads of cash.Copy !req
309. Scratch that. We still
poor. I What?Copy !req
310. Pardon? Hang on.Copy !req
311. Yes?Copy !req
312. At least I don't think
I need this anymore.Copy !req
313. Riverdale muni bus pass.Copy !req
314. Guys, we have the only bus passes in muni
history with three people in the picture.Copy !req
315. It's not my fault
you both jumped in on mine.Copy !req
316. Okay, no, you both
jumped in on mine.Copy !req
317. You know what though?
We should keep these.Copy !req
318. Remind us where we came from.Copy !req
319. Hey, listen, let's promise
each other something...Copy !req
320. right here
and right now, okay?Copy !req
321. No matter what happens...Copy !req
322. If we become
huge stars...Copy !req
323. or if we end up hitchhiking
back to Riverdale,Copy !req
324. we will always be friends
first and a band second.Copy !req
325. Friends first.
Friends first.Copy !req
326. I swear on my bus pass?
I swear on my bus pass.Copy !req
327. Oh! Don't worry, Lex. We're not going
to have any trouble with these girls.Copy !req
328. Oh, no.Copy !req
329. Geez. It's so huge.Copy !req
330. Oh, this is only
the beginning.Copy !req
331. Are you sure you should be
putting that up already?Copy !req
332. I mean, we haven't even
recorded anything yet.Copy !req
333. What if you don't like it?Copy !req
334. What if nobody likes it?Copy !req
335. Don't worry. If you screw up, we'll
just put somebody else up there.Copy !req
336. Hey, Wyatt?Copy !req
337. Hmm? They've got our name wrong.Copy !req
338. We're not Josie
and the Pussycats.Copy !req
339. We're just the Pussycats.
Oh, no. Josie's the singer.Copy !req
340. The public needs someone out
front to identify with. Trust me.Copy !req
341. Our studies have shown that bands
that have the word "and" in the title...Copy !req
342. sell twice as many records
as those that don't.Copy !req
343. What about the Beatles or the
Rolling Stones? The Backstreet Boys?Copy !req
344. Yes, if you want to split hairs,
yes, of course, obviously.Copy !req
345. Yes, yes, but, come on.Copy !req
346. Would you be more interested in
a band called simply the Pussycats,Copy !req
347. or are you more likely to
buy a CD or read a comic...Copy !req
348. or watch a cartoon or go and see a
movie about a trio of luscious ladies...Copy !req
349. called Josie
and the Pussycats?Copy !req
350. Hmm? It does
have a nice ring to it.Copy !req
351. Oh, yes.Copy !req
352. Hey!Copy !req
353. Oh, so sorry, Valerie. I had
no idea you weren't in here.Copy !req
354. Ha, ha. Come on.Copy !req
355. More
coasters.Copy !req
356. What did I tell you, Fiona?
It couldn't be better.Copy !req
357. Just think Christina Aguilera times
three except one of them is incredibly tan,Copy !req
358. or else TLC
with two white chicks,Copy !req
359. or, um, Hole!Copy !req
360. Wyatt, I get it without
the stupid analogies.Copy !req
361. Put them in the studio tomorrow.
We'll talk later.Copy !req
362. The feds are here with some
foreigners. I've got to give them the tour.Copy !req
363. - You won't be disappointed.
- I'd better not be.Copy !req
364. We can't afford
another Dujour disaster.Copy !req
365. Welcome.Copy !req
366. I'm sure you're wondering why Agent
Kelly and the United States government...Copy !req
367. would be so interested in what
appears to be a record company.Copy !req
368. Well, I'm about
to show you why.Copy !req
369. This... is what our operation
really does.Copy !req
370. Blue is the new orange.Copy !req
371. This is where it
starts... the fads, the fashions,Copy !req
372. the product placement.Copy !req
373. From this command center,Copy !req
374. we control the most influential
demographic of the entire population.Copy !req
375. We decide everything... from what clothes
are in style to what slang is in vogue.Copy !req
376. Feather tank tops, matching pants.
Kind of a Buffy meets Chicken Run.Copy !req
377. Feathers are
the new rhinestones.Copy !req
378. The new word for cool
will be "jerkin'," as in,Copy !req
379. "Dude, that's jerkin'."
Ohh, that's dirty.Copy !req
380. This is the
epicenter of all trends.Copy !req
381. We turn your world into
one giant TV commercial.Copy !req
382. But how, you may ask, can
our operation be so effective?Copy !req
383. Sure these kids have brains like Play-Doh,
just waiting to be molded into shape,Copy !req
384. but something else
must be going on, right?Copy !req
385. The Chinese guy knows
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
386. To answer some
of your questions,Copy !req
387. we've produced
a short educational film.Copy !req
388. Lights!Copy !req
389. Hello. I'm Eugene Levy,Copy !req
390. and, yes, I'm an actor.Copy !req
391. No, I said cappuccino.Copy !req
392. I'm here to talk to you
about something very important.Copy !req
393. No, it's not about me
or my career.Copy !req
394. I'm here to talk about subliminal
messages in rock-and-roll music...Copy !req
395. or as it's simply known
in some cultures... rock music.Copy !req
396. For years the government has
been wisely coercing teenagers...Copy !req
397. to buy products they normally
wouldn't want just to get their money.Copy !req
398. Kids don't
have bills to pay.Copy !req
399. They don't pay taxes,Copy !req
400. but they do baby-sit
and hold minimum-wage jobs...Copy !req
401. that earn them wads of cash as
thick as, well, my body of work.Copy !req
402. But these kids today
aren't dumb.Copy !req
403. They're not going
to buy just anything.Copy !req
404. That's why the government has been planting
small subliminal advertising suggestions...Copy !req
405. in today's rock music.Copy !req
406. The results? We can now get
these kids to buy just about anything.Copy !req
407. We can have them chasing
a new trend every week,Copy !req
408. and that is good
for the economy.Copy !req
409. And what's good for the
economy is good for the country.Copy !req
410. So God bless
the United States of America,Copy !req
411. the most ass-kickin' country
in the world.Copy !req
412. But how
can you control the rock bands?Copy !req
413. What if they find out about the
hidden messages in their music?Copy !req
414. Ever wonder why so many
rock stars die in plane crashes?Copy !req
415. Overdose on drugs!Copy !req
416. We've been doing this
a long time.Copy !req
417. If they start to get too curious,
our options are endless.Copy !req
418. Bankruptcy, shocking scandals,
religious conversions.Copy !req
419. We've created
a highly-rated TV show...Copy !req
420. just to explain
what happens to these people.Copy !req
421. Wow.Copy !req
422. The walls are mushy.Copy !req
423. We brought
some equipment in.Copy !req
424. I assume it's to your liking.Copy !req
425. They're brand-new.Copy !req
426. I like this.
It's got shiny knobs.Copy !req
427. No. No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
428. No, no, no, no, no.
That we do not touch.Copy !req
429. It's only the most expensive
piece of equipment in the studio.Copy !req
430. The Megasound 8000.Copy !req
431. Although the name sounds ominous,
it's actually just a high-tech processor.Copy !req
432. How does it work? Why
do you need to know that?Copy !req
433. What is it, a big secret
or something?Copy !req
434. A big secret.
Wyatt's got a secret.Copy !req
435. It's not a secret. Stop it.
I'll tell you. I'll show you.Copy !req
436. Play a little
something for me, would you?Copy !req
437. Perfect! Now, this will
just take a moment.Copy !req
438. And now I'll play it back
with megasound.Copy !req
439. Is that us?Copy !req
440. It sounds so...Copy !req
441. - I want a Big Mac.
- What?Copy !req
442. Mel, you're a vegetarian.Copy !req
443. I know, but suddenly I want one.
Maybe on the way back to the hotel?Copy !req
444. Okay, as long as we can
stop by Foot Locker too.Copy !req
445. I'm dying for a pair
of old-school Tretorns.Copy !req
446. Jerkin' Tretorns
are the new Adidas.Copy !req
447. Ladies, now should I drop you back at Riverdale
Mall, or are you ready to make a record?Copy !req
448. Come on!Copy !req
449. One, two. One, two, three.Copy !req
450. This is the best CD ever!Copy !req
451. Yeah, and I want some Gatorade.
Gatorade is the new Snapple!Copy !req
452. This must be a misprint.Copy !req
453. - Yea!
- Wait!Copy !req
454. Does anyone else think it's a little
strange that all this happened in a week?Copy !req
455. No!Copy !req
456. Who are you?Copy !req
457. We know them!Copy !req
458. Ew! We do!Copy !req
459. Oh, my God! We love you.
We're, like, your biggest fans!Copy !req
460. - No, you're not. You hate us.
- Are you crazy?Copy !req
461. Josie and the Pussycats are our
new all-time favorite band of all time!Copy !req
462. Josie and the
Pussycats are the new Dujour!Copy !req
463. Wanna see our
Pussycat tattoo? Look at it!Copy !req
464. That was way too weird.Copy !req
465. Weird? What's the point
of being famous...Copy !req
466. if the people you hated in high
school don't want to kiss your ass?Copy !req
467. You're lucky.Copy !req
468. Most people have to wait till their
10-year reunion for that sort of revenge.Copy !req
469. You're just going to have to get used
to people throwing themselves at you.Copy !req
470. And talking of throwing,Copy !req
471. Fiona, the head of MegaRecords, is throwing
a huge party tonight in your honor,Copy !req
472. a celebration
of all things Josie.Copy !req
473. - Um, Wyatt?
- Hmm?Copy !req
474. - Don't I get one?
- Oh, that is strange.Copy !req
475. Why don't you come along too?
There's always room for one more.Copy !req
476. How about us?
No.Copy !req
477. Wow. A party.
That's, um...Copy !req
478. That's, uh...
That's kind of cool.Copy !req
479. But is it as "kind of cool" as
playing your own stadium concert?Copy !req
480. Oops! I promised Fiona
she could tell you. Damn.Copy !req
481. We're playing a stadium
concert? This weekend.Copy !req
482. Shouldn't we maybe play
some small clubs first?Copy !req
483. Maybe do a few gigs in Europe.
Build a following.Copy !req
484. You have a following.
Honestly, "J."Copy !req
485. I wouldn't send you out there if
I didn't think you could deliver.Copy !req
486. It would only make me look bad.
But this is the whole deal:Copy !req
487. Simultaneous pay-per-view
web cast, live streaming video,Copy !req
488. millions of little people paying
good money just to watch you.Copy !req
489. Well, I'm sure your band
mates are très excited.Copy !req
490. Right, Melly-Mel? Our first
concert ever. Thanks, Wyatt.Copy !req
491. Don't thank me.
Thank Fiona.Copy !req
492. It was her idea. It's been part of
her plan for you guys from the start.Copy !req
493. Operation Big Concert,Copy !req
494. where we finally take things
to the next level.Copy !req
495. When Josie and the Pussycats play their
stadium concert, all the kids in the audience,Copy !req
496. as well as the ones watching at
home, will have to purchase these.Copy !req
497. It's the debut
of 3-D-X surround sound,Copy !req
498. a new technology that makes the music
feel like it's happening all around you,Copy !req
499. like 3-D.Copy !req
500. Gentlemen, a demonstration.Copy !req
501. This is what those kids think
they're hearing on those headsets.Copy !req
502. And this is what they're really hearing.Copy !req
503. Conform. Free will is
overrated. Jump on the bandwagon.Copy !req
504. That voice. I know
that voice. It's, um...Copy !req
505. - It's Mr. Moviefone.
- Yes!Copy !req
506. He does all
our subliminal tracks.Copy !req
507. There is
no such place as Area 51.Copy !req
508. Excellent work, Fiona. These
kids will never know what hit 'em.Copy !req
509. - And neither will you.
- I'm sorry. What was that?Copy !req
510. - Huh? What?
- You just said something.Copy !req
511. No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.Copy !req
512. No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.Copy !req
513. I said, "These kids will never know what hit
'em," and then you said, "And neither will you."Copy !req
514. - I did?
- We all heard you.Copy !req
515. Oh. Well...Copy !req
516. What I meant to say was,Copy !req
517. "And neither will you guys."Copy !req
518. Meaning the teenagers.Copy !req
519. I was just emphasizing my point.Copy !req
520. Oh. Oh, okay.
Great. Thanks.Copy !req
521. That was close.
Excuse me?Copy !req
522. I was going to say,
"That was... close...Copy !req
523. "to being
a... really nice moment...Copy !req
524. between the two of us."Copy !req
525. Don't you think?
Yeah, well, I guess.Copy !req
526. I have to be getting back
to the Pentagon, so...Copy !req
527. Toni Tennille and I...
We wrote all the songs together.Copy !req
528. It was my idea to have him
wear that hat.Copy !req
529. I said, "How you gonna be a
captain if you don't wear a hat?"Copy !req
530. We did make some beautiful music
together though.Copy !req
531. A big song... The one I was
mostly responsible for was...Copy !req
532. "Love Will Keep Us Together."Copy !req
533. Well, guess what. It didn't.Copy !req
534. Guess after a while, you know, they
didn't want to share the spotlight no more.Copy !req
535. Sometimes that stuff happens.Copy !req
536. I can still remember,
though, Captain always said,Copy !req
537. "Friends first.
The band second."Copy !req
538. I wish I'd have
got that in writin'.Copy !req
539. Oh, no.Copy !req
540. That's better.Copy !req
541. Oh, my God.
I am so sorry.Copy !req
542. I totally,
totally forgot.Copy !req
543. We have to go to this record
party thing with the head of the label.Copy !req
544. - What's the matter?
- Nothing. It just, uh...Copy !req
545. You look so, uh...Copy !req
546. You cannot make fun of me. They sent
this dress over. I did not pick it out.Copy !req
547. But I cut up the front, and I
made... made wristbands though.Copy !req
548. It looks stupid,
doesn't it?Copy !req
549. No, no, no. No. I...Copy !req
550. I've just...
I've never seen you... Wow!Copy !req
551. Finish your sentences.Copy !req
552. Is that a good wow
or a bad wow?Copy !req
553. Oh, no, no. It's, uh...
It's a good wow.Copy !req
554. It's a... It's a...
It's a very good wow.Copy !req
555. Thanks.Copy !req
556. Actually, would you mind?
There's a... Mind what?Copy !req
557. There's a chain thing
that I can't figure out really.Copy !req
558. Oh, right.
Right, um... Okay.Copy !req
559. That's, um...
That's down here.Copy !req
560. A little complicated.Copy !req
561. Josie, are you ready? The door was
open. I hope I'm not interrupting anything.Copy !req
562. - Hey, Alec N, how's it hanging?
- Actually, it's Alan M.Copy !req
563. Yes, what's with the initial? It didn't work
for Sheila E., and it doesn't work for you.Copy !req
564. Josie, we don't want to be late for the
hottest and most exclusive party of the year.Copy !req
565. There's free cable.Copy !req
566. Uh, Josie?Copy !req
567. Um, I was wondering, d-d-did you
want to do something tomorrow?Copy !req
568. When? Yeah.Copy !req
569. 2:00? No can do. Taping E.Copy !req
570. - Oh. 1:30.3200.
- MTV. MSNBC.Copy !req
571. - 4.00.
- 415.Copy !req
572. 415, - Sold to the
young man with no future.Copy !req
573. Come on, Josie. There's a limo
waiting. Good night, Adam 12.Copy !req
574. - Trot on.
- Actually, it's Alan M.Copy !req
575. Look at them staring
at us. No one thinks I should be here.Copy !req
576. That's totally
what they're thinking.Copy !req
577. Look at them staring
at Josie.Copy !req
578. No one thinks I should be here.
That's totally what they're thinking.Copy !req
579. [ Man On P.A. I Ladies and
gentlemen, the head of MegaRecords...Copy !req
580. and the host of your party,
Fiona.Copy !req
581. - Shakin' my confidence I.
- Isn't she fabulous?Copy !req
582. Enough spectacle.
Let's go be girls!Copy !req
583. This is my girly room.
No boys allowed.Copy !req
584. Come on, girls. Sit down.
We'll gossip.Copy !req
585. Isn't he just the cutest?Copy !req
586. He is pretty cute.Copy !req
587. Pringles!Copy !req
588. Pringles!
Josie!Copy !req
589. Come on!Copy !req
590. Oh, I am starved!Copy !req
591. I'm such a pig.Copy !req
592. N-No. No, you're not.Copy !req
593. So, Josie, how much do
you weigh? Excuse me?Copy !req
594. Your weight!
118.Copy !req
595. Ha! 115. I'm three
pounds lighter than you.Copy !req
596. But don't worry about it.
I think you look great.Copy !req
597. Tho pretty and popular.Copy !req
598. What did you just say?Copy !req
599. Nothing. I thaid
the new thong's pretty popular.Copy !req
600. What "thong"?Copy !req
601. The new thong.
The new thingle.Copy !req
602. I'm thorry. I have
thomething caught in my teeth.Copy !req
603. Got it.Copy !req
604. So, who wants to
French braid?Copy !req
605. Okay, so who else thinks
that Fiona's a freak?Copy !req
606. Oh, my God. I'm so glad you said something,
because as soon as you said her name,Copy !req
607. I got the most
awful sensation,Copy !req
608. like this ice-cold chill
creeping up my spine.Copy !req
609. Oh, sweetie, that's 'cause
you're sitting on the "O."Copy !req
610. No. I still got
the shivers, you guys.Copy !req
611. It's not the "O."
It's her.Copy !req
612. I don't know.
What do you think, Val?Copy !req
613. Stuff's definitely been...
different since we left Riverdale.Copy !req
614. And, if you ask me, some things
feel like they've changed completely.Copy !req
615. - Wyatt.
- Hmm?Copy !req
616. I don't like those two Pussycats. They're
asking questions, and that's dangerous.Copy !req
617. We can't afford to take
any more risks.Copy !req
618. I'll get rid of them,
have a new band by the morning.Copy !req
619. Think, Wyatt.Copy !req
620. We've already sold half a million
of the Josie ears for a big concert.Copy !req
621. Right. Yes. So we have.
So what are you suggesting?Copy !req
622. Keep Josie, and put those two
nosy little Pussycats to sleep.Copy !req
623. I don't think Josie will
play without her friends.Copy !req
624. Oh? I think we might
persuade her. Hmm?Copy !req
625. Next, on Behind the Music,Copy !req
626. Josie suffers a tragic loss.Copy !req
627. Ha-ha, hee-hee, hew,
ho-ho, hoo.Copy !req
628. The city aquarium holds
more than 244 varieties of sea life.Copy !req
629. Josie, did I tell you
I got a gig tonight?Copy !req
630. You did? That's
great! Yeah, well,Copy !req
631. it's just this bar, but the
manager... I played him my demo,Copy !req
632. and he said that I could have,
like, almost a full half-hour tonight.Copy !req
633. Do you think maybe
you want to come, or...Copy !req
634. Yeah. 'Cause I know
you're busy and everything.Copy !req
635. Oh, my God. Is that
Josie? Where? Josie!Copy !req
636. Thanks.Copy !req
637. Yeah, no problem.Copy !req
638. How am I gonna
pull this off?Copy !req
639. Wh-What?Copy !req
640. I'm a girl from Riverdale,
you know? I'm...Copy !req
641. I'm not a rock star.Copy !req
642. Jose, you've been dreaming
about this your whole life.Copy !req
643. I know. It's just...Copy !req
644. What?Copy !req
645. I'm scared.Copy !req
646. Don't be. You gotta
believe in yourself.Copy !req
647. What if I can't?
Then...Copy !req
648. Then I guess I'll just have
to believe in you for you.Copy !req
649. Oh, wow.Copy !req
650. Oh, wow!Copy !req
651. So, what do you think we
should open with for the concert...Copy !req
652. Spin Around,
or maybe Come On?Copy !req
653. Uh, I don't know.Copy !req
654. We could try
Roll On, Rolly Wheel,Copy !req
655. but, honestly, I think the
lyrics still need some work.Copy !req
656. What do you think?Copy !req
657. It's your call.
I mean, you're the boss.Copy !req
658. No, I'm not.
Val, what's with you?Copy !req
659. Hello, girls! And how are the most beautiful
and talented women in rock and roll?Copy !req
660. Don't you mean "woman"?Copy !req
661. Valerie, my darling, you're going to
have to learn to take a compliment.Copy !req
662. I mean, what are you going to do
tonight when you go on TRL...Copy !req
663. and Carson Daly tells you
how much he loves your music?Copy !req
664. Don't you mean,
what's Josie gonna do?Copy !req
665. No, because she won't be there.
We just booked you and Melody.Copy !req
666. It's time for the world to get
to know the other Pussycats.Copy !req
667. We're gonna be on TRL?Copy !req
668. Do I get to touch Carson?
Anywhere you like.Copy !req
669. The taping's in two hours,Copy !req
670. unless, of course,
you have a problem with this.Copy !req
671. Do you have a problem
with this?Copy !req
672. No. I think you guys will have
a great time. I love that show.Copy !req
673. And... And you don't mind
if Mel and I go without you?Copy !req
674. Why? I don't care
about that stuff.Copy !req
675. Jose...Copy !req
676. Oh, I'm so sorry!Copy !req
677. I don't know what I
was thinking. Okay.Copy !req
678. Come on, girls. There are stylists
and designers waiting in your room.Copy !req
679. And you have
some homework tonight.Copy !req
680. This is the remix
of your next single.Copy !req
681. - I'd be very curious to hear your thoughts.
- Could it wait until tomorrow?Copy !req
682. It's just that Alan M is playing his first
gig tonight, and I wanna get there early.Copy !req
683. Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry, Josie.
I forgot to tell you.Copy !req
684. Alan M called my office earlier.
They canceled his show.Copy !req
685. - They did?
- Yes.Copy !req
686. Why didn't he call me here?Copy !req
687. Um, I'm sure he did.
In fact,Copy !req
688. I'm sure if you go down to the front desk,
there'll be a message waiting for you.Copy !req
689. Excuse me.Copy !req
690. Yes, there's a message
waiting for you... now.Copy !req
691. I guess I should call him.Copy !req
692. Um, he also said to say that he
won't be available for several hours,Copy !req
693. and he'll call you
when he can.Copy !req
694. - All that was on the message?
- Uh, yes. Excuse me.Copy !req
695. Yes, that's all in the message.
Anything else?Copy !req
696. Who do you keep calling?Copy !req
697. I'm running a label here,
Josephine.Copy !req
698. I have other artists who need
me, other artists who need my time,Copy !req
699. other artists who aren't so difficult about
putting in a little bit of extra work.Copy !req
700. Frankly, your level
of non-commitment...Copy !req
701. is making me doubt
your commitment commitment.Copy !req
702. So you wanna be
a rock superstar, eh?Copy !req
703. Live large, big house,
five cars?Copy !req
704. Well, you have to
do the time.Copy !req
705. Otherwise, [ Chuckles
I somebody else will,Copy !req
706. and you'll be left to
explain it all to Mel and Val.Copy !req
707. I am committed.Copy !req
708. I am.Copy !req
709. Yes, I hope so,
my darling.Copy !req
710. I hope so.Copy !req
711. - Val, we're on TRL!
- Hey, check out the view!Copy !req
712. It's fake.Copy !req
713. Wow. This stuff looks
so different on TV.Copy !req
714. All this stuff is fake. Where is
everybody? Where's Carson?Copy !req
715. Yo, kitty cats! How you ladies
doin'? I'm Carson Daly. Welcome.Copy !req
716. You're not Carson Daly.Copy !req
717. What are you talkin' about? Of
course I'm Carson Daly. Check the nails.Copy !req
718. You need to call me.
I got plans.Copy !req
719. All right. Is everybody
ready to start the show?Copy !req
720. - Oh, my God, it's Carson!
- Oh, my God, it's Melody!Copy !req
721. Yo, man, you gotta stop tryin'
to be me with the nails thing.Copy !req
722. What you sayin', man? A brother can't be
Carson Daly? No, that's not what I'm sayin'.Copy !req
723. It's just that I actually am Carson
Daly, so it doesn't work right now.Copy !req
724. Why do you always gotta break
my "gazoons," man? I'm Carson Daly.Copy !req
725. That's pretty good, man.
Who else do you do?Copy !req
726. I do Mike Tyson. I would
take a bite outta you.Copy !req
727. Okay, what is going on?
Are you... Is this TRL or not?Copy !req
728. This is not
Total Request Live.Copy !req
729. It's more like
Total Request Dead.Copy !req
730. Yeah, you see, ladies, we've only got
one request today. And that's to kill you.Copy !req
731. Carson
said he's gonna Kill us.Copy !req
732. Like that's a request.Copy !req
733. - All right, man, I got the blonde.
- He's not kidding.Copy !req
734. Go!Copy !req
735. Um, this, uh...Copy !req
736. This next song is
dedicated to, uh,Copy !req
737. a friend of mine.Copy !req
738. I kinda wanted to wait till she
showed up to play it, but I guess she...Copy !req
739. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
740. Um, the name of this song is,
uh, Wish You Felt the Same.Copy !req
741. Hey!Copy !req
742. Shut up or hold it
till you get home!Copy !req
743. Who do you want to kill you,
huh? Eddie Murphy? Eddie told me,Copy !req
744. "I want them Josie girls dead, all right?
You get them a nurse. I want them dead!"Copy !req
745. I can't believe
you're a killer!Copy !req
746. - You seem so nice on TV.
- Really?Copy !req
747. You know, I always thought
you were kinda hot. Too bad!Copy !req
748. I always thought you were
kinda hot too. You did?Copy !req
749. What's your sign?
Scorpio.Copy !req
750. I'm a Cancer.Copy !req
751. Da Pussycats.Copy !req
752. Da Pussycats.
I gotta kill ya. Good lawd!Copy !req
753. - What was that?
- It was Chris Rock.Copy !req
754. That was
a terrible Chris Rock.Copy !req
755. Why do you even bother doing
impressions? You're not funny.Copy !req
756. You know who's funny?
Bill Cosby.Copy !req
757. And he's going
to kill you.Copy !req
758. Have to stick my spoon
in your pudding.Copy !req
759. No way! My favorite movie
is Lady and the Tramp.Copy !req
760. When the dogs are eating spaghetti
and they share the same piece?Copy !req
761. And their
noses touch!Copy !req
762. You know, if I wasn't
a key player in this whole...Copy !req
763. conspiracy to brainwash the
youth of America with pop music,Copy !req
764. like, we could totally date.Copy !req
765. - You think?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
766. You know, it would be
so cool, like...Copy !req
767. Yeah, right. Like I'd ever
go out with a guy like you.Copy !req
768. Now, you,
on the other hand...Copy !req
769. Come on. Let's get
outta here and find Josie.Copy !req
770. Bye.Copy !req
771. Josie? Josie,
quick, open the door!Copy !req
772. Josie?Copy !req
773. Jo... Josie?Copy !req
774. - Josie, we have to talk to you.
- How did they let the two of you in here?Copy !req
775. I specifically told
the front desk "no visitors."Copy !req
776. - Are you okay?
- Of course I'm okay. Why wouldn't I be?Copy !req
777. I have the number-one single
in the country.Copy !req
778. You two, on the other hand...Copy !req
779. Should maybe be
a little worried.Copy !req
780. Josie, Carson Daly tried to kill us, and I
think it has something to do with our music.Copy !req
781. Why do you call it...
"our" music?Copy !req
782. Becau...
Are you even listening?Copy !req
783. I am listening
very carefully,Copy !req
784. and do you know
what I'm hearing?Copy !req
785. I'm hearing someone
glomming on to my talent...Copy !req
786. and my credit.Copy !req
787. "Our" music, Mel?
I basically write all of it.Copy !req
788. Josie, no, you don't.
We write it together.Copy !req
789. Oh, okay. So if we're all
doing equal amounts of work,Copy !req
790. why isn't the band called
Valerie and the Pussycats?Copy !req
791. I knew it. You've been
thinking this the whole time.Copy !req
792. I'm just... I'm just
backup to you, huh?Copy !req
793. Oh, but you're
a good, solid backup.Copy !req
794. Oh, hey, Val,
who's a rock star?Copy !req
795. Who's a rock star?Copy !req
796. I am!Copy !req
797. Josie, don't do this.Copy !req
798. We need to
stick together now.Copy !req
799. Oh, my God.
Melody's gonna cry.Copy !req
800. What's the matter,
snuggle bunny...Copy !req
801. Finally realizing the world
isn't all sunshine and rainbows?Copy !req
802. Stop it. Not everyone
gets a happy ending, muffin.Copy !req
803. Stop it. And you
wanna know what else?Copy !req
804. Puppies turn into dogs...Copy !req
805. who get old and die.Copy !req
806. Someday you'll thank me.Copy !req
807. Of course, by then
I won't be taking your calls.Copy !req
808. You are the
star! Val and Melody are mean, evil girls!Copy !req
809. You should have a solo career!Copy !req
810. You have the number-one single
in the country!Copy !req
811. They're trying to glom on to
your talent and your credit!Copy !req
812. If they're doing
equal amounts of work,Copy !req
813. why isn't the band called
Valerie and the Pussycats?Copy !req
814. They're just deadweight,
Josie.Copy !req
815. You could be
huge without them. You are the star.Copy !req
816. Madonna huge. Val and
Melody are mean, evil girls.Copy !req
817. Melody thinks you can't sing.
Seriously. She told me.Copy !req
818. Dump them. The are trying
to destroy you, Josie.Copy !req
819. You'll be better off
without them.Copy !req
820. Who's a rock star? You
are! A great big rock star!Copy !req
821. Go, Josie, go! Go!Copy !req
822. - Val!
- Oh, the return of the superstar!Copy !req
823. What's going on?
And where are Mel and Val?Copy !req
824. Since when you do you care? Oh, and
we heard what you said, Bitchy McBitch.Copy !req
825. - Wish I'd said it.
- They're gone, Josie.Copy !req
826. They're gone, and I hope
you're happy. No more band.Copy !req
827. Just like the Beatles. Just like the
Jackson Five. Just like A Flock of Seagulls.Copy !req
828. - These are so good. You want one of these?
- Okay, look,Copy !req
829. I never thought
I would say this to you,Copy !req
830. ever, but, please,
would you help?Copy !req
831. Now?Copy !req
832. Wyatt gave me this CD
of our song,Copy !req
833. and it was like as soon
as I heard it... I don't know.Copy !req
834. What, it sucked?Copy !req
835. There's something
on here, I swear.Copy !req
836. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
837. You should have a solo career!Copy !req
838. You could have your own
prime-time TV series!Copy !req
839. We could call it Josie, and
run it right after Will and Grace!Copy !req
840. Oh, my God! That's Mr. Moviefone!
How did you get him to put that on there?Copy !req
841. You slept with him!Copy !req
842. What are you talking about? This is
on our CD. It's underneath the music.Copy !req
843. Wyatt put them on there...
to brainwash me.Copy !req
844. Ooh, brainwashing!Copy !req
845. Ooh, help!
We're being brainwashed!Copy !req
846. Diet Coke's
the new Pepsi One.Copy !req
847. "MS."Copy !req
848. Main... Main system.Copy !req
849. Music sequence?Copy !req
850. Oh, God.Copy !req
851. Maybe you broke it.
Whoa, I didn't touch it.Copy !req
852. Josie and
the Pussycats are the best band ever!Copy !req
853. They are totally jerkin'!
You must buy their CD.Copy !req
854. You have to see them in concert.Copy !req
855. You also have to buy
Steve Madden shoes.Copy !req
856. Heath Ledger is
the new Matt Damon.Copy !req
857. You're nobody without an
Abercrombie & Fitch vintage tee.Copy !req
858. They're selling stuff
through our music.Copy !req
859. Josie and the Pussycats
are the best band ever!Copy !req
860. They're selling us
through our music!Copy !req
861. I knew there was a reason
you were so popular.Copy !req
862. I want a vintage tee...
and Heath Ledger.Copy !req
863. Oh, my God.Copy !req
864. It's all my fault,
everything...Copy !req
865. People dressing alike,
buying the same stuff.Copy !req
866. I sold it to them.Copy !req
867. I'm a trend pimp.Copy !req
868. Well, it stops here!
I'm nobody's pimp,Copy !req
869. and I'm not going to let Wyatt
and Fiona get away with this.Copy !req
870. We're going to the police,
and we're taking this with us.Copy !req
871. Are you guys gonna
help me or what?Copy !req
872. Oh, I'll help.
Yeah, right.Copy !req
873. "Cause you know I'm just gonna let you
walk right outta here and spoil everything.Copy !req
874. All right, now the event I know everybody's
been waiting for is finally here.Copy !req
875. One night only, the worldwide live
debut concert of Josie and the Pussycats.Copy !req
876. And, oh, very cool. It's gonna
be live at the "Megarena"...Copy !req
877. with a simultaneous
global web cast.Copy !req
878. You will not hear a thing without
your Josie 3-D-X headphones.Copy !req
879. So I urge you all to pick
some up. I know I bought two.Copy !req
880. Hi!Copy !req
881. Oh, look at the
pouty girl. Boo-hoo!Copy !req
882. Well, you better snap out of it, red,
'cause you've got a show to put on!Copy !req
883. Are you kidding? I'm not gonna play,
help you send messages to those kids.Copy !req
884. - Forget it. I'm done.
- Oh, look who's got all principled all of a sudden.Copy !req
885. You didn't seem to mind when
your song went to number one!Copy !req
886. You should kiss my cellulite-free
ass for all I've done for you.Copy !req
887. I made you a rock star.Copy !req
888. Josie! Josie!
Tell me you don't love that.Copy !req
889. I said forget it, all right?
Now, find yourself another girl.Copy !req
890. Yeah, see, I would,Copy !req
891. but everybody's
already here!Copy !req
892. - Josie! Josie!
- Too bad.Copy !req
893. - Wyatt.
- Josie!Copy !req
894. - Val, Mel!
- Don't talk to her. You're wasting your time.Copy !req
895. Miss Diva over here doesn't
care if you do something to us.Copy !req
896. No, that's not true.
You guys, just listen to me.Copy !req
897. I didn't mean any of that
stuff that I said before.Copy !req
898. Fiona and Wyatt have put subliminal
message tracks underneath our music...Copy !req
899. Can it, rusty.
Your story's boring.Copy !req
900. Wyatt, why don't you show these two lovely
ladies what we have for them this evening?Copy !req
901. Gladly, my darling.Copy !req
902. - A car! Val, I won a car!
- No, you didn't win a car.Copy !req
903. - Oh, my God, you won a car!
- No one won a car!Copy !req
904. The car... is about to be
a part of history...Copy !req
905. if you decide
not to play tonight.Copy !req
906. Hi. I'm Serena Altschul
with MTV breaking news.Copy !req
907. The Josie and the Pussycats' debut
concert was unexpectedly canceled...Copy !req
908. when an automobile exploded
in the stadium parking lot.Copy !req
909. The passengers were identified as
Valerie Brown and Melody Valentine,Copy !req
910. two of the founding members
of the popular rock band.Copy !req
911. Investigators on the scene were quoted as
saying the two died a slow, fiery death...Copy !req
912. inside the four-wheeled
hell pit.Copy !req
913. We're told that Josie will
be releasing a statement...Copy !req
914. to the press within the hour
to comment on this tragedy.Copy !req
915. Yes, Josie, what are your
comments? We're all gagging to know.Copy !req
916. Roast your friends,
or play the show?Copy !req
917. Play your show? Roast
the friends? What's it to be?Copy !req
918. All right!Copy !req
919. I'll play.Copy !req
920. See, Val?
She still likes us!Copy !req
921. Mel, of course I do. You guys
are my best friends on the planet.Copy !req
922. Look, I know that friends don't treat
each other the way I treated you guys.Copy !req
923. But you've got to believe me. If I could
just go back in time, I'd take it all back.Copy !req
924. That would be cool. If I could go
back in time, I'd wanna meet Snoopy.Copy !req
925. Mel, I love that about you.Copy !req
926. I love that you think
that everything is possible...Copy !req
927. and that this world is such a great
place, because you know what?Copy !req
928. It is.Copy !req
929. And I'm so sorry if, for one second,
I made you think that it wasn't.Copy !req
930. And, Val... Val,Copy !req
931. you bought me
my first guitar.Copy !req
932. And, you know, we may have
started this band together,Copy !req
933. but the only reason that we've
come this far is because of you.Copy !req
934. Now, look. I don't care if
we're Josie and the Pussycats...Copy !req
935. or Valerie and the Pussycats
or whoever and the Pussycats.Copy !req
936. It doesn't matter
as long as we're together.Copy !req
937. You're my sister, Val.
I love you.Copy !req
938. I love you too, Jose.Copy !req
939. And I love you, Val.
And I love you, Mel.Copy !req
940. And I love you, Josie.Copy !req
941. And I... I scream, you scream,
we all scream for ice cream.Copy !req
942. Everyone loves everyone.Copy !req
943. Now, let's get
this show started!Copy !req
944. We want the
show! We want the show!Copy !req
945. We want the show!Copy !req
946. So what is it
this time, Fiona...Copy !req
947. Cross-trainers,
pizza bagels, lip gloss?Copy !req
948. Oh, it's bigger...
Much, much bigger.Copy !req
949. You're gonna have a pretty hard time selling
secret messages once your secret's out.Copy !req
950. Oh, and tell me, cookie...
Who will believe you?Copy !req
951. Who will get behind the ridiculous
ramblings of one silly, powerless girl?Copy !req
952. We will.Copy !req
953. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
954. Someone you thought
you'd gotten rid of.Copy !req
955. - Oh, my God, it's Les from Dujour!
- Les?Copy !req
956. I tried to warn you...
The message on your mirror.Copy !req
957. That was you?
Dujour was in my bathroom.Copy !req
958. I love you, Les!Copy !req
959. - But I thought you guys were Killed in a plane crash.
- That's what I thought. Wyatt?Copy !req
960. Oh, well, we managed
to land the plane just fine.Copy !req
961. Unfortunately, it was in the
parking lot of a Metallica show.Copy !req
962. Well, the fans beat
the crap out of us.Copy !req
963. Well, you don't look
too bad.Copy !req
964. And I thank God every day I
knew the words to Enter Sandman.Copy !req
965. Word, Doc. She's not gonna
get away with it... not this time.Copy !req
966. Let's get 'em, boys,
Dujour-style!Copy !req
967. Anyway...Copy !req
968. Oh, now, come on!Copy !req
969. Josie! Josie!Copy !req
970. Josie!Copy !req
971. Boy, you almost got me.Copy !req
972. Honestly, girls all over the world
would kill to be in your shoes,Copy !req
973. and here you stand,
running away from it.Copy !req
974. Why?Copy !req
975. So you could go crawling back to "Shitdale"
and spend the rest of your life...Copy !req
976. being washed up with your loser
friends, Dopey and Mopey there?Copy !req
977. That's it.Copy !req
978. Just stop right there, missy.Copy !req
979. Wyatt, you messed
with the wrong pussy.Copy !req
980. You bitch!Copy !req
981. - You want some?
- No, no!Copy !req
982. Bring it!Copy !req
983. No, baby, no! Let go!
Let go! Let go!Copy !req
984. What are you gonna do,
Kill me with the guitar?Copy !req
985. Who's gonna go up there and
sing? You need me, remember?Copy !req
986. Need you?
Doll, I created you,Copy !req
987. and, believe me,
I can destroy you.Copy !req
988. I'm sorry.
Did you need that?Copy !req
989. Wyatt! Fix it!Copy !req
990. You... what's your job?
Fix this!Copy !req
991. Oh, it's too late! They're
already taking off the ears!Copy !req
992. Fiona
is the most jerkin' girl in the world!Copy !req
993. Everybody loves Fiona! She's got the
best hair and the most awesome clothes!Copy !req
994. And she's so thin! I know
I want to be just like Fiona!Copy !req
995. That's the secret message
that you wanted to send out...Copy !req
996. That you're cool?Copy !req
997. What?Copy !req
998. - That's not me, I swear.
- You're not doing it right!Copy !req
999. Hey,
that's my job!Copy !req
1000. If I
wath a guy, I'd athk her out.Copy !req
1001. - If I wath a girl, I'd want to be her betht friend forever.
- What's wrong with your voice?Copy !req
1002. We'd have thlumber parties and thtay up braiding
each otherth hair and have tickle fights!Copy !req
1003. Oh, thure.Copy !req
1004. Go ahead and laugh.Copy !req
1005. You don't know what it'th like to be
teathed and ridiculed your whole life.Copy !req
1006. The thells thilver thwans down
by the theathore. Theven thilver...Copy !req
1007. The thwims...Copy !req
1008. I tried, didn't I?Copy !req
1009. All I ever wanted wath
to be popular.Copy !req
1010. - Tell me, ith that tho bad?
- Lisa.Copy !req
1011. - What did you call me?
- Lisa Snyder?Copy !req
1012. "Lithping Litha"?Copy !req
1013. That-That-That wath
my nickname in thchool.Copy !req
1014. Huntington High School.Copy !req
1015. Lisa, it's me... Wally.
"White-ass Wally."Copy !req
1016. White-ass Wally? The
albino kid? That'th impothible.Copy !req
1017. - Firtht of all, he wathn't Britith.
- I'm not.Copy !req
1018. I just
started talking like that because...Copy !req
1019. I thought it would
make me more attractive.Copy !req
1020. - He wath tho pale.
- Makeup.Copy !req
1021. I-I-I learned to thpeak
without a lithp.Copy !req
1022. Look!Copy !req
1023. Look!Copy !req
1024. I can't believe it'th you. Ithn't
it the thtrangetht cointhidenth?Copy !req
1025. Wait.Copy !req
1026. Oh, I've been holding that in
for the past 15 years.Copy !req
1027. This is so romantic.Copy !req
1028. Yeah, in a... creepy,
ironic sort of way.Copy !req
1029. So, what's the moral
of the story here...Copy !req
1030. Freaks should date
other freaks?Copy !req
1031. No, I think the moral of the story here is
you should be happy with who you are.Copy !req
1032. This whole time we've been spending this
money on expensive clothes to impress people.Copy !req
1033. Never made me happy.
No! Happ... Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
1034. Happiness is on the inside.
I'm not this. I'm not what I wear.Copy !req
1035. I'm not what I wear!Copy !req
1036. You should think about this.Copy !req
1037. Oh, please. Unlike you bunch of
whack jobs, I am perfect just as I am.Copy !req
1038. Holy shit! That girl's
got a skunk on her head!Copy !req
1039. Oh, geez. That's just your
hair. Sorry, but that's messed up.Copy !req
1040. - Who are you?
- I'm Agent Kelly. I'm with the government.Copy !req
1041. Oh, thank God!
Did you know...Copy !req
1042. that Fiona and Wyatt are using that machine
to send subliminal messages through our music?Copy !req
1043. They're trying to create
an army of mindless teenagers,Copy !req
1044. to make them buy things and even
control their thoughts. They what?Copy !req
1045. Oh, come on. You knew about
thith from the very beginning.Copy !req
1046. - Gentlemen, arrest that woman and that man...
- What?Copy !req
1047. On charges of conspiracy
against the youth of America.Copy !req
1048. - You can't be theriouth.
- Oh, I'm serious, ma'am.Copy !req
1049. This is
a very serious offense.Copy !req
1050. Sorry, but they're on to us.
Somebody's got to take the fall.Copy !req
1051. You bastard!Copy !req
1052. Besides, after the concert, we were gonna
shut down your entire operation anyway.Copy !req
1053. We found that subliminal messages
work much better in movies.Copy !req
1054. All right, let's go.Copy !req
1055. Well, now that you girls
are done saving the world,Copy !req
1056. I think you have a concert
to play.Copy !req
1057. Give it up
for Josie and the Pussycats!Copy !req
1058. Josie!
Josie! Josie! Josie!Copy !req
1059. Josie! Josie!
Josie! Josie!Copy !req
1060. Josie! Josie! Josie!
Josie! Josie! Josie!Copy !req
1061. Josie! Josie!Copy !req
1062. I'm gonna take these off.Copy !req
1063. Stop!Copy !req
1064. I know you all came out here tonight because
you heard something you liked on our CD.Copy !req
1065. We're gonna play something different for
you tonight... something you haven't heard.Copy !req
1066. It's cool if you like it.
It's all right if you don't.Copy !req
1067. Just...
decide for yourselves.Copy !req
1068. This is for someone
who said he believed in me.Copy !req
1069. Kinda wish he was here now.Copy !req
1070. Josie! Josie!Copy !req
1071. - Alan M!
- Josie!Copy !req
1072. - What are you doing here?
- I have to tell you that...Copy !req
1073. even though you don't feel the
same way about me as I do about you,Copy !req
1074. and even though
you didn't come to my gig...Copy !req
1075. What do you mean?
Wyatt told me it was canceled!Copy !req
1076. That dick!Copy !req
1077. What did you mean about the I-don't-feel-the-same-way-
about-you-as-you-do-about-me?Copy !req
1078. That's what I came here
to tell you! Josie McCoy, I...Copy !req
1079. I love you!Copy !req
1080. I love you too!
I always have!Copy !req
1081. Hi.Copy !req
1082. Damn.Copy !req
1083. I love you.Copy !req
1084. Contain the excitement.Copy !req
1085. Why'd you have to hit me, man?
It was just never gonna stop.Copy !req
1086. Did you see me
hit my nose on the microphone?Copy !req
1087. From this command center
we control everything...Copy !req
1088. except what I'm
gonna say next.Copy !req
1089. I can't even believe that
they let me bring...Copy !req
1090. You slept with him!Copy !req
1091. You better get his mama to
get him a new face. Ah-ah-ah.Copy !req
1092. You know my mom's dead.
That's just...Copy !req
1093. Next up on weather...Copy !req
1094. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
1095. Goodness, won't somebody
please save us?Copy !req
1096. Sh...Copy !req
1097. This is what our operation... I
just spat right in the camera.Copy !req
1098. Yeah, right. 'Cause you
know I'm just gonna...Copy !req
1099. Jerkin'!Copy !req