1. Okay, look, I can't believe
that I'm actually here...Copy !req
2. and that I'm gonna get
to see them in the flesh,Copy !req
3. because, like, Dujour is
like my most favorite band
of all time!Copy !req
4. Dujour!Copy !req
5. I just want to touch them.
I don't care which one.
I don't care where.Copy !req
6. I got all their trading cards
and all their CD's,Copy !req
7. and all my gear is
from their clothing line,
Dujour Couture.Copy !req
8. I mean, I straight-up love 'em,
only, you know, like brothers.Copy !req
9. Oh, my God!
They're here!Copy !req
10. We are here exclusive on
the tarmac as the band Dujour
heads off on their world tour.Copy !req
11. A year ago, would you have
ever imagined number-one song,
number-one requested video?Copy !req
12. We're number one with a bullet,
baby, comin'to you!Copy !req
13. Marco, there's a lady up there—
'Marry me, Marco—'
with a wedding dress.Copy !req
14. Keep buyin' the records, baby!
- Can you send it back to
all the guys in the studio?Copy !req
15. What's up, John?Copy !req
16. Marco!Copy !req
17. All right, boys. We'll land
in Riverdale in half an hour.Copy !req
18. Then on to the Riverdale
Rise and Shine show.Copy !req
19. Afternoon in-store gig
at 8.00. Questions?Copy !req
20. Yeah, Wyatt, how come
my limited-edition Coke can
has me with a goatee...Copy !req
21. when everybody knows
I shaved into a soul patch for
the 'Don't Tell Your Papa' video?Copy !req
22. This is wiggity-wack, Wyatt.
You're supposed to be
on top of this.Copy !req
23. No, what's wiggity-wack
is your damn monkey.Copy !req
24. Here we go with
the monkey again.
DJ D.J. with the monkey.Copy !req
25. Yes, here we go again.
First it pooed on my incense.Copy !req
26. Then it decided to poo
on my two little balls.Copy !req
27. And then it pooed on my
picture of Swami Mukananda.Copy !req
28. Will you please tell
this man that Dujour
means hygiene?Copy !req
29. Maybe if you showed Dr. Zaius
the proper respect, Dr. Zaius
will stop showin' you the poo!Copy !req
30. Gentlemen—
- I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
31. Okay! Now, enough of this.
I'm gonna rip out
your heart!Copy !req
32. Eye contact, hand.
Eye contact, hand.Copy !req
33. We'll talk to Coke
about the cans...Copy !req
34. and try and clean up
after the doctor, okay?Copy !req
35. Okay?Copy !req
36. Yo, man, I'm sorry.
My bad.
- It's all good.Copy !req
37. Wyatt?
Yes?Copy !req
38. Could you maybe talk to Marco
about him always doing my face?Copy !req
39. You remember in the What video
I established the— face?Copy !req
40. Eversince then, everytime
you see Marco, he's doing
the— face, and it's mine.Copy !req
41. You look at him on TRL.
'Hi, Carson.'Copy !req
42. Look at him on
the Kid's Choice Awards.
'This is ours. Thanks.'Copy !req
43. Then right here on the cover
of Seventeen magazine.Copy !req
44. 'Hi, little girl.
Beauty secrets?'Copy !req
45. It's my face.
It's my face.Copy !req
46. Travis, am I, uh—
doin' your face,Copy !req
47. 'cause— God forbid
I'd— do your face, 'cause
it's— such a good face.Copy !req
48. That's it!
- Boys, boys, boys.Copy !req
49. Hold it!
- Dujour means friendship.Copy !req
50. Thank you, Les.
Now, listen to me.Copy !req
51. Let's all take a moment.Copy !req
52. When we land, I will
call the choreographer, and
she will give you a new face.Copy !req
53. Too bad your mama couldn't
give you a good face.
- Take that back right now!Copy !req
54. I'm sorry, Travis.
- Thank you.Copy !req
55. You can have a new face too.Copy !req
56. Dujour means family.
- Dujour means teamwork.Copy !req
57. Teamwork.Copy !req
58. So, how are we?
Are we good?
- Yeah.Copy !req
59. Are we happy?
- Happy.Copy !req
60. Are we dope?
- Word.Copy !req
61. Wicked.
- Yo, Wyatt, Wyatt, there was one more thing.Copy !req
62. Yes?Copy !req
63. Well, we were working
on some remixes of
the last single, right?Copy !req
64. We heard like a really
strange background track.Copy !req
65. We were wondering whether
or not you knew what
it was all about.Copy !req
66. Gee. You know,
I have no idea what that was.Copy !req
67. Where did it come from?Copy !req
68. I mean, Wyatt,
we just want some answers.
- The answers, I will provide.Copy !req
69. I'll be right back.Copy !req
70. Take the Chevy to the levee.Copy !req
71. Whoa!
Whoa!Copy !req
72. Hey, that guy in the parachute
looks just like Wyatt.Copy !req
73. Oh, yeah?
Does he look like this?
Or like this?Copy !req
74. That's it.
- Break it up!Copy !req
75. Dujour means seat belts!Copy !req
76. Dujour means
crash positions!Copy !req
77. Looks like we need
to find a new band.Copy !req
78. Thank you.Copy !req
79. Thank you, guys.
- Real nice.Copy !req
80. Thanks for comin' out.Copy !req
81. You're a great crowd.Copy !req
82. Okay, girls.
We need the lane now...Copy !req
83. and your shoes.Copy !req
84. So how'd we do?
- Twenty dollars... minus
five dollars shoe rental.Copy !req
85. Fifteen dollars.
Each.Copy !req
86. Five dollars.Copy !req
87. All things considered,
I'd say this was
our best show yet.Copy !req
88. We just need to
build a following.Copy !req
89. Look, skanky had a rock show,
and nobody came.Copy !req
90. Did you guys all coordinate
before you left the house,Copy !req
91. or are you wearing
the same thing by accident?Copy !req
92. At least we're not
wearing stupid bunny ears.Copy !req
93. They're not bunny.
They're leopard.Copy !req
94. And they're not stupid.
They're special.Copy !req
95. We're special.
- Yeah, special... ed.Copy !req
96. Enjoy the gutters, Josie.
You'll be playing there forever.Copy !req
97. Hey. Hey, come on.Copy !req
98. Who's a rock star?Copy !req
99. Who's a rock star?
I am.Copy !req
100. That's right.
There you go.Copy !req
101. Lookin' good, McCoy!Copy !req
102. Alan M, what's—
What's goin' on?Copy !req
103. Uh, the, uh, truck died.Copy !req
104. Josie...Copy !req
105. #Did I bust the carburetor#...Copy !req
106. Jump in anytime.Copy !req
107. You can't drive this uphill
when it's hot outside.
I told you.Copy !req
108. You don't deserve
a truck this good.
You totally take it for granted.Copy !req
109. Um, Jose?Copy !req
110. Did, uh—Copy !req
111. Did you ever want to tell
someone something, but—...Copy !req
112. but you weren't sure
if you should, you know?Copy !req
113. Yeah.Copy !req
114. 'Cause you didn't know what
their reaction might be or if
it was the right thing to do?Copy !req
115. You should tell them.
You should always tell them.Copy !req
116. 'Cause there's this guy at work,Copy !req
117. and he just reeks, you know?Copy !req
118. A guy?
Yeah.Copy !req
119. Smelly guy.
- Oh, God, Josie, no, not just smelly.Copy !req
120. I'm talking, like,
hot, wet garbage on a sunny day.Copy !req
121. I think there's a problem.
It's like a stadium bathroom
or something.Copy !req
122. No one seems to want
to say anything about it.Copy !req
123. I know you would say
something though, right?Copy !req
124. Yeah. See, that's
what I love about you.Copy !req
125. We can just talk about stuff.
- That's what I'm here for.Copy !req
126. That's so cool.
- Ah!Copy !req
127. Mmm! Good ramen.Copy !req
128. I don't think people know
how far one pack can go.Copy !req
129. Honk, honk.
Who brought doughnuts?Copy !req
130. I hope you don't think
that this makes up for
your missing our gig.Copy !req
131. Sure we didn't miss much.Copy !req
132. Nice management skills,
brother. Build yourself
a nice fat girl group.Copy !req
133. Hello, Alexandra.
Have you lost some weight?Copy !req
134. Bite me, Bambi!
Okay, Alexandra, why don't
you go wait in the car?Copy !req
135. Make me, nose job.
- Implants.Copy !req
136. Penile— Ow!
- Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
137. That's the second time
today, isn't it?Copy !req
138. Ow! Ow.
So, ladies, how'd our set go?Copy !req
139. You would know
if you had been there.Copy !req
140. Hey, honey, I'm running
a management company here.
I can't be everywhere at once.Copy !req
141. Wouldn't that be cool
though if you could?Copy !req
142. I could be here and in there,Copy !req
143. and I could be
in the living room...Copy !req
144. and in the family room
and overhere!Copy !req
145. Alexander, you don't
have any other clients.
Where else do you need to be?Copy !req
146. On the streets, spreading
the gospel of the Pussycats.Copy !req
147. I'm out there working
my butt off for you guys.Copy !req
148. I'm handing out fliers.
I'm working the masses.Copy !req
149. Waiting in line
for Dujour tickets.Copy !req
150. It's for business.
I— It, uh—Copy !req
151. Checking out the competition.
I don't like Dujour, like, it's Dujour.Copy !req
152. And I could be
back in this room, and
I could go in the closet!Copy !req
153. Hello? Uh-huh.
You want a demo tape of the Pussycats?Copy !req
154. Your phone didn't even ring.
- It's on vibrate.Copy !req
155. Um, so— so, yeah.
I gotta go right now.
- And then—Copy !req
156. You want it right now?
Okay, yeah. So, I'll see you guys later.Copy !req
157. All right, I'm on it.
You guys know he's lying.Copy !req
158. You know your fly is open.Copy !req
159. You know, you... suck!Copy !req
160. That's perfect.
Even our manager wants
to see another band.Copy !req
161. You guys, come here quick.Copy !req
162. Hi. I'm Serena Altschul
with MTV News.Copy !req
163. We have just received
a confirmed report...Copy !req
164. that the members of
pop sensation Dujour disappeared
in their private jet today,Copy !req
165. vanishing from radar
40 miles east of the town of Riverdale.Copy !req
166. Authorities are still
trying to determine
the whereabouts of the plane...Copy !req
167. and if there are any survivors.Copy !req
168. Dujour's label, MegaRecords,
is yet to release a statement,Copy !req
169. but they have
released a limited-edition
commemorative box set,Copy !req
170. complete with a CD-ROM history
of Dujour in stores tomorrow.Copy !req
171. Those poor boys.
We will keep you posted as to
any further developments...Copy !req
172. in what seems to be yet
another rock-and-roll tragedy.Copy !req
173. But they didn't
say they were dead.
They said they were missing.Copy !req
174. I say we raise money
for a search party,
and we hold a bake sale!Copy !req
175. Yes!Copy !req
176. Man, that is so sad.Copy !req
177. It can all be over in a flash.Copy !req
178. You know, but at least
they had a record deal.Copy !req
179. We can have a record deal.Copy !req
180. It's just that we can't sit around here
waiting for it to happen.Copy !req
181. We have to make it happen.Copy !req
182. And you know what?
Life— Life is short.Copy !req
183. And we— we are musicians,
and that means...Copy !req
184. that we should be
out there playing music.Copy !req
185. We do play, and we rock,
but nobody shows.Copy !req
186. Nobody cares.
- I care. I do. And you know what?Copy !req
187. When life gives you lemons,
you make lemonade, and
when the going gets tough—Copy !req
188. The tough make lemonade!Copy !req
189. Right!Copy !req
190. Good. We're all on the same page.Copy !req
191. Pack up your bass.
This way.Copy !req
192. I live for these pink shoes.
- Yeah, they are so much cooler than our red shoes.Copy !req
193. You guys, pink is the new red.Copy !req
194. Wyatt Frame.
I'm with the label.Copy !req
195. I'm in town scouting new talent,
and I wondered if there was
anyone worth hearing.Copy !req
196. I saw the card, man,
but I missed everything else.Copy !req
197. Why don't you start over
while I change songs?Copy !req
198. No, wait! Play this.
It's the new single from Dujour...Copy !req
199. recorded just a few days ago
before the... disappearance.Copy !req
200. I'd really like to test the reaction.Copy !req
201. Right on.Copy !req
202. Check this out, y'all!
I got the world premiere
of the last single ever...Copy !req
203. from the late, great Dujour
just for all you in the store.Copy !req
204. Check this out.Copy !req
205. This is the best!Copy !req
206. I love this song!
It's their best ever.Copy !req
207. If I don't buy it,
everybody's gonna hate me.
Totally!Copy !req
208. And, I also want
orange shoes.
Yeah!Copy !req
209. Orange shoes are
so much cooler than
these stupid pink shoes.Copy !req
210. You guys, orange
is the new pink!Copy !req
211. I am sick of my Reebok sweats.
I need some Puma sweats.Copy !req
212. And I gotta buy
a six-pack ofZima.Copy !req
213. Dude, you don't drink.
I think I should start.Copy !req
214. Yes, I think they responded
to that very well actually.Copy !req
215. I think that song sucks.Copy !req
216. I plug my ears when
crap like that comes on.Copy !req
217. Really? Everybody else
seemed to like it.Copy !req
218. That's because they're mindless
drones who will gobble up
anything you tell them is cool.Copy !req
219. I see. Wow!
You're a real free thinker, aren't you?Copy !req
220. I'd love to talk to you some more.Copy !req
221. People in the recording
industry, like me,Copy !req
222. always want to hear
the opinion of individuals like yourself...Copy !req
223. to find out what we're doing wrong.Copy !req
224. Yeah, right.
How much time do you have?Copy !req
225. As much as you want.
After you.Copy !req
226. Smells like teen spirit.Copy !req
227. Well, this must be my lucky day.Copy !req
228. A real non-conformist.
I'm so interested to hear
what else you have to say.Copy !req
229. Well, first of all,
I don't understand—Copy !req
230. Gosh, that's fascinating.Copy !req
231. Frame.
- I'm waiting.Copy !req
232. I'm on to it, Fiona.
You wouldn't believe this place.
It's a cultural wasteland.Copy !req
233. Stop making excuses and get
your ass back here with a band.Copy !req
234. Tomorrow. I'll have
a new band for you first thing
in the morning. I swear!Copy !req
235. Then you'll still
have a job— maybe.Copy !req
236. Just put this thing up?
Yeah.Copy !req
237. Okay, girls, this is it.
Pussycats unplugged.
Let's hear it.Copy !req
238. One, two. One, two, three!Copy !req
239. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey.
What do you think
you're doing?Copy !req
240. You can't play here.
I've got things to sell.
They're new. They're orange.Copy !req
241. So?
- So, look at you. You're—Copy !req
242. Who's gonna come into
my store with you outside?Copy !req
243. The last I checked,
this was a free country.Copy !req
244. The last I checked,
I was calling the cops.Copy !req
245. 'Get your ass back here
with a band.'Copy !req
246. I'd like to see her
move her ass once, just once.Copy !req
247. Like he's really
gonna call the cops.Copy !req
248. Run!Copy !req
249. This is impossible.Copy !req
250. Where the hell
am I supposed to find a—Copy !req
251. Hello, ladies.
Wyatt Frame, MegaRecords.Copy !req
252. Girls, I can't tell you
how happy I am
to be sitting...Copy !req
253. at this table
with the Pussy Hats.Copy !req
254. Pussycats.Copy !req
255. Yes, of course. Of course,
that would explain why
you're not wearing any.Copy !req
256. Hats.Copy !req
257. Okay, I speak on behalf
of everyone at the label...Copy !req
258. when I say that we'd love for
you to sign with... MegaRecords.Copy !req
259. Whoa, wait, whoa.
Don't sign anything.
Don't sign anything.Copy !req
260. Who is this?
- Alexander Cabot Ill.
I'm the Pussycats' manager.Copy !req
261. Really? In that case,
you'll be entitled to 15%
of everything they make.Copy !req
262. I'm his sister, Alexandra.
Love the accent.
- Thank you.Copy !req
263. I used to summer on the continent.
Fancy a snog?Copy !req
264. Fancy a mint?Copy !req
265. Wait a minute.
You want to sign us?
You've never even heard us play.Copy !req
266. Oh! Oh, oh.
I'm sorry. Forgive me.Copy !req
267. I thought you were a rock band
that wanted to sign with
a major label. My bad.Copy !req
268. No, no, no!
- No!Copy !req
269. No. No. It's—
I didn't know it could
happen this fast.Copy !req
270. Well, that's the music biz
for you. If you wait for it to
slow down, it might pass you by.Copy !req
271. Look what happened
to the Beastie Boys.Copy !req
272. But they're huge stars.
- I know.Copy !req
273. Excuse me.
I have to—...Copy !req
274. Bathroom?
- Yeah, me too.Copy !req
275. I went before we left.
Good for you.Copy !req
276. You should always
try to go to the bathroom
before you leave the house,Copy !req
277. even if you don't have to—Copy !req
278. Okay, this is crazy.Copy !req
279. Beep-beep. Gotta gloss.
It wouldn't hide the mustache.Copy !req
280. Honk, honk.
Alexander!Copy !req
281. I should be here.
It's a ladies' room.Copy !req
282. Nothing I haven't seen before.
Does anyone have change
for a tampon?Copy !req
283. I'll be outside.Copy !req
284. Does anyone else think
this is a little off?Copy !req
285. Like what?
Like that Wyatt guy, for one.Copy !req
286. Like how he ordered a triple
cappuccino and scooped off all the foam.Copy !req
287. Why not just get an espresso?Copy !req
288. Plus how he kept folding
his napkin like he's afraid he
doesn't have any real friends?Copy !req
289. Just people who want
to use him because he's a big music guy.Copy !req
290. Yeah. But I was talking
more about the whole record contract thing.Copy !req
291. It is super sudden.
- It is.Copy !req
292. But you said it. You said
we have to go out there and
make things happen, and we did.Copy !req
293. I know. I just think maybe
we should think about this for a second.Copy !req
294. Gee, Josie,
how exciting for you.Copy !req
295. You'll get to go away and
make a record, and poor Alan M
will have to stay behind...Copy !req
296. in Riverdale
all alone with me.Copy !req
297. I cannot believe they let you
bring me to the city with you.Copy !req
298. Shh.
What?Copy !req
299. I had to tell them that
you're my guitar tech, so—Copy !req
300. Guitar tech. Right.Copy !req
301. You know what?
I still don't understand why you're here.Copy !req
302. I'm here because I was in the comic book.
- What?Copy !req
303. Nothing.Copy !req
304. Whoa!Copy !req
305. What's up, big butt?Copy !req
306. Shut up.Copy !req
307. Hey, you guys.
You know how people always
say that this is the life?Copy !req
308. I think this is when they say it.Copy !req
309. Private plane.
- Record deal.Copy !req
310. Coasters.Copy !req
311. Loads ofcash.Copy !req
312. Scratch that.
We still poor.Copy !req
313. Yes?Copy !req
314. At least I don't think
I need this anymore.Copy !req
315. Riverdale muni bus pass.Copy !req
316. Guys, you know what?
We have the only bus-passes with
three people in the picture.Copy !req
317. It's not my fault you both
jumped in on mine.Copy !req
318. Okay, no, you both
jumped in on mine.Copy !req
319. We should keep these.Copy !req
320. Remind us where we came from.Copy !req
321. Hey, listen, let's promise
each other something...Copy !req
322. right here and right now, okay?Copy !req
323. No matter what happens—
If we become huge stars...Copy !req
324. or if we end up hitchhiking
back to Riverdale,Copy !req
325. we will always
be friends first and a band second.Copy !req
326. Friends first.
- Friends first.Copy !req
327. I swear on my bus pass?
- I swear on my bus pass.Copy !req
328. Don't worry, Lex.
We're not going to have
any trouble with these girls.Copy !req
329. Oh, no.Copy !req
330. Geez. It's so huge.Copy !req
331. Oh, this is only the beginning.Copy !req
332. Are you sure you should be
putting that up already?Copy !req
333. I mean, we haven't even
recorded anything yet.Copy !req
334. What if you don't like it?Copy !req
335. What if nobody likes it?Copy !req
336. Don't worry.
If you screw up, we'll just
put somebody else up there.Copy !req
337. Hey, Wyatt?
- Hmm?Copy !req
338. They've got our name wrong.
Hmm?Copy !req
339. We're not Josie and the Pussycats.Copy !req
340. We're just the Pussycats.
Oh, no, Josie's the singer.Copy !req
341. The public needs someone
out front to identify with.
Trust me.Copy !req
342. Our studies have shown
that bands that have the word
'and' in the title...Copy !req
343. sell twice as many records
as those that don't.Copy !req
344. What about the Beatles
or the Rolling Stones?Copy !req
345. Yes, if you want to split hairs,
yes, of course, obviously.Copy !req
346. Yes, yes, but, come on.Copy !req
347. Would you be more
interested in a band called
simply the Pussycats,Copy !req
348. or are you more likely to
buy a CD or read a comic...Copy !req
349. or watch a cartoon
or go and see a movie about
a trio of luscious ladies...Copy !req
350. called Josie and the Pussycats?Copy !req
351. Hmm?
It does have a nice ring to it.Copy !req
352. Oh, yes.Copy !req
353. Hey!Copy !req
354. Oh, so sorry, Valerie.
I had no idea you weren't in here.Copy !req
355. Ha, ha. Come on.Copy !req
356. More coasters.Copy !req
357. What did I tell you, Fiona?
It couldn't be better.Copy !req
358. Just think Christina Aguliera
times three except one of them
is incredibly tan...Copy !req
359. or else T.L.C.
with two white chicks...Copy !req
360. or, um, Hole!Copy !req
361. Wyatt, I get it without
the stupid analogies.Copy !req
362. Put them in the studio tomorrow.
We'll talk later.Copy !req
363. The feds are here with some foreigners.
I've got to give them the tour.Copy !req
364. You won't be disappointed.
- I'd better not be.Copy !req
365. We can't afford
another Dujour disaster.Copy !req
366. Welcome.Copy !req
367. I'm sure you're wondering
why Agent Kelly and
the United States government...Copy !req
368. would be so interested in what
appears to be a record company.Copy !req
369. Well, I'm about
to show you why.Copy !req
370. This... is what our operation
really does.Copy !req
371. Blue is the new orange.Copy !req
372. This is where it starts—
the fads, the fashions,Copy !req
373. the product placement.Copy !req
374. From this command center,
we control the most influential
demographic of the population.Copy !req
375. We decide everything—
from what clothes are in style
to what slang is in vogue.Copy !req
376. Feather tank tops,
matching pants. Kind of
a Buffy meets Chicken Run.Copy !req
377. Feathers are
the new rhinestones.Copy !req
378. The new word for cool
will be 'jerkin',' as in,Copy !req
379. 'Dude, that's jerkin'.'
That's dirty.Copy !req
380. This is the epicenter
of all trends.Copy !req
381. We turn your world into
one giant TV commercial.Copy !req
382. But how, you may ask, can
our operation be so effective?Copy !req
383. Sure these kids have brains
like Play-Doh, just waiting
to be molded into shape,Copy !req
384. but something else
must be going on, right?Copy !req
385. The Chinese guy knows
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
386. To answer some of your questions,Copy !req
387. we've produced a short educational film.Copy !req
388. Lights!Copy !req
389. Hello. I'm Eugene Levy,Copy !req
390. and, yes, I'm an actor.Copy !req
391. And, I said cappuccino.Copy !req
392. I'm here to talk to you
about something very important.Copy !req
393. No, it's not about me
or my career.Copy !req
394. I'm here to talk about
subliminal messages
in rock-and-roll music...Copy !req
395. or as it's simply known
in some cultures— rock music.Copy !req
396. For years the government
has been wisely coercing teenagers...Copy !req
397. to buy products they normally wouldn't want
just to get their money.Copy !req
398. Kids don't have bills to pay.Copy !req
399. They don't pay taxes,Copy !req
400. but they do baby-sit
and hold minimum-wage jobs...Copy !req
401. that earn them wads of cash as
thick as, well, my body of work.Copy !req
402. But these kids today aren't dumb.Copy !req
403. They're not going
to buy just anything.Copy !req
404. That's why the government has
been planting small subliminal
advertising suggestions...Copy !req
405. in today's rock music.Copy !req
406. The results?
We can now get these kids
to buy just about anything.Copy !req
407. We can have them chasing
a new trend every week,Copy !req
408. and that is good
for the economy.Copy !req
409. What's good for the economy
is good for the country.Copy !req
410. So God bless the United States ofAmerica,Copy !req
411. the most ass-kickin' country in the world.Copy !req
412. How can you control the rock bands?Copy !req
413. What if they find out
about the hidden messages
in their music?Copy !req
414. Ever wonder why so many rock
stars die in plane crashes?Copy !req
415. Overdose on drugs!Copy !req
416. We've been doing this
a long time.Copy !req
417. If they start to get too curious,
our options are endless.Copy !req
418. Bankruptcy, shocking scandals,
religious conversions.Copy !req
419. We've created a highly-rated TV show...Copy !req
420. just to explain what happens to these people.Copy !req
421. Wow.Copy !req
422. The walls are mushy.Copy !req
423. We brought some equipment in.Copy !req
424. I assume it's to yourliking.Copy !req
425. They're brand new.Copy !req
426. I like this.
It's got shiny knobs.Copy !req
427. No. No, no, no.
No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
428. No, no, no, no, no.
That we do not touch.Copy !req
429. It's only the most expensive
piece of equipment
in the studio.Copy !req
430. The Megasound 8000.Copy !req
431. Although the name sounds
ominous, it's actually
just a high-tech processor.Copy !req
432. How does it work?
Why do you need to know that?Copy !req
433. What is it, a big secret or something?Copy !req
434. A big secret.
Wyatt's got a secret.Copy !req
435. It's not a secret. Stop it.
I'll tell you. I'll show you.Copy !req
436. Play a little something for me, would you?Copy !req
437. Perfect! Now, this will
just take a moment.Copy !req
438. And now I'll play it back with megasound.Copy !req
439. Is that us?Copy !req
440. It sounds so—...Copy !req
441. I want a Big Mac.
- What?Copy !req
442. Mel, you're a vegetarian.Copy !req
443. I know, but suddenly I want one. Maybe
on the way back to the hotel?Copy !req
444. Okay, as long as we can
stop by Foot Locker too.Copy !req
445. I'm dying for a pair
of old-school Tretorns.Copy !req
446. Jerkin' Tretorns are the new Adidas.Copy !req
447. Ladies, now should I drop you
back at Riverdale Mall, or re
you ready to make a record?Copy !req
448. Come on!Copy !req
449. One, two. One, two, three.Copy !req
450. This is the best CD ever!Copy !req
451. Yeah, and I want some Gatorade.
Gatorade is the new Snapple!Copy !req
452. This must be a misprint.Copy !req
453. Yea!
- Wait!Copy !req
454. Does anyone else think
it's a little strange that
all this happened in a week?Copy !req
455. No!Copy !req
456. Who are you?Copy !req
457. We know them!Copy !req
458. Eww! We do!Copy !req
459. Oh, my God! We love you.
We're like your biggest fans!Copy !req
460. No, you're not. You hate us.
- Are you crazy?Copy !req
461. Josie and the Pussycats
are our new favorite band of all time!Copy !req
462. Josie and the Pussycats
are the new Dujour!Copy !req
463. Wanna see our Pussycat tattoo?
Look it!Copy !req
464. That was way too weird.Copy !req
465. Weird? What's the point
of being famous...Copy !req
466. if the people you hated in high school
don't want to kiss your ass?Copy !req
467. You're lucky.Copy !req
468. Most people have to wait
till their ten-year reunion
for that sort of revenge.Copy !req
469. You're just going
to have to get used to people
throwing themselves at you.Copy !req
470. And, talking of throwing,Copy !req
471. Fiona, the head of MegaRecords,
is throwing a huge party
tonight in your honor,Copy !req
472. a celebration of all things Josie.Copy !req
473. Um, Wyatt?
- Hmm?Copy !req
474. Don't I get one?
- Oh, that is strange.Copy !req
475. Why don't you come along too?
There's always room
for one more.Copy !req
476. How about us?
No.Copy !req
477. Wow. A party.
That's, um—Copy !req
478. That's, uh—
That's kind of cool.Copy !req
479. But is it as 'kind of cool' as playing
your own stadium concert?Copy !req
480. Oops! I promised Fiona
she could tell you. Damn.Copy !req
481. We're playing a stadium concert?
This weekend.Copy !req
482. Shouldn 't we maybe play
some small clubs first?Copy !req
483. Maybe do a few gigs in Europe.
Build a following.Copy !req
484. You have a following.
Honestly, 'J.'Copy !req
485. I wouldn't send you out there
if I didn't think you could deliver.Copy !req
486. It would only make me look bad
But this is the whole deal:Copy !req
487. simultaneous pay-per-view
web cast, live streaming video,Copy !req
488. millions of little people
paying good money just to watch you.Copy !req
489. Well, I'm sure
your bandmates are tres excited.Copy !req
490. Right, Melly-Mel?
Our first concert ever.
Thanks, Wyatt.Copy !req
491. Don't thank me.
Thank Fiona.Copy !req
492. It washer idea.
It's been part of her plan
for you from the start.Copy !req
493. Operation Big Concert,Copy !req
494. where we finally take things
to the next level.Copy !req
495. When Josie and the Pussycats
play their stadium concert,
all the kids in the audience,Copy !req
496. as well as the ones watching at home,
will have to purchase these.Copy !req
497. It's the debut of 3-D-X surround sound,Copy !req
498. a new technology that
makes the music feel like
it's happening all around ou,Copy !req
499. like 3-D.Copy !req
500. Gentlemen, a demonstration.Copy !req
501. This is what those kids
think they're hearing on those headsets.Copy !req
502. This is what they're really hearing.Copy !req
503. Conform.
Free willis overrated.
Jump on the bandwagon.Copy !req
504. That voice.
I know that voice.
It's, um—Copy !req
505. It's Mr. Moviefone.
- Yes!Copy !req
506. He does all our subliminal tracks.Copy !req
507. There is no such place as Area 51.Copy !req
508. Excellent work, Fiona.
These kids will never
know what hit 'em.Copy !req
509. And neither will you.
- I'm sorry. What was that?Copy !req
510. Huh? What?
- You just said something.Copy !req
511. No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.Copy !req
512. No, I didn't.
Yes, you did.Copy !req
513. I said, 'These kids will never
know what hit 'em,' and then you
said, 'And neither will you.'Copy !req
514. I did?
- We all heard you.Copy !req
515. Oh— Well—Copy !req
516. What I meant to say was,Copy !req
517. 'And neither will you guys.'Copy !req
518. Meaning the teenagers.Copy !req
519. I was just emphasizing my point.Copy !req
520. Oh. Oh, okay.
Great. Thanks.Copy !req
521. That was close.
Excuse me?Copy !req
522. I was going to say,
'That was... close...Copy !req
523. 'to being
a... really nice moment...Copy !req
524. between the two of us.'Copy !req
525. Don't you think?
Yeah, well, I guess.Copy !req
526. I have to be getting back
to the Pentagon, so—Copy !req
527. Toni Tennille and l—
we wrote all the songs together.Copy !req
528. Captain just played the piano.Copy !req
529. It was my idea to have him
wear that hat.Copy !req
530. I said, 'How you
gonna be a captain
if you don't wear a hat?'Copy !req
531. We did make some beautiful music
together though.Copy !req
532. A big song— The one I was
mostly responsible for was...Copy !req
533. 'Love Will Keep Us Together.'Copy !req
534. Well, guess what. It didn't.Copy !req
535. Guess after a while, you know,
they didn't want to share
the spotlight no more.Copy !req
536. Sometimes that stuff happens.Copy !req
537. I can still remember,
though, Captain always said,Copy !req
538. 'Friends first. The band second.'Copy !req
539. I wish I'd have got that in writin'.Copy !req
540. Oh, no.Copy !req
541. That's better.Copy !req
542. Oh, my God, I am so sorry.Copy !req
543. I totally, totally forgot.Copy !req
544. We have to go to
this record party thing
with the head of the label.Copy !req
545. What's the matter?
- Nothing. It just, uh—Copy !req
546. You look so, uh—Copy !req
547. You cannot make fun of me.
They sent this dress over.
I did not pick it out.Copy !req
548. But I cut up the front,
and I made wristbands.Copy !req
549. It looks stupid, doesn't it?Copy !req
550. No, no, no. No. I—Copy !req
551. I've just—
I've never seen you— Wow!Copy !req
552. Finish your sentences.Copy !req
553. Is that a good wow or a bad wow?Copy !req
554. Oh, no, no. It's, uh—
It's a good wow.Copy !req
555. It's a— it's a—
it's a very good wow.Copy !req
556. Thanks.Copy !req
557. Actually, would you mind?
There's a—
- Mind what?Copy !req
558. There's a chain thing
that I can't figure out really.Copy !req
559. Oh, right.
Right, um— Okay.Copy !req
560. Um—Copy !req
561. That's, um—
that's down here.Copy !req
562. A little complicated.Copy !req
563. Josie, are you ready?
The door was open. I hope
I'm not interrupting anything.Copy !req
564. Hey, Alec N,
how's it hanging?
- Actually, it's Alan M.Copy !req
565. Yes, what's with the initial?
It didn't work for Sheila E.,
and it doesn't work for you.Copy !req
566. Josie, we don't want to be late
for the hottest and most
exclusive party of the year.Copy !req
567. There's free cable.Copy !req
568. Uh, Josie?Copy !req
569. Um, I was wondering,
d-d-did you want to
do something tomorrow?Copy !req
570. Yeah.
When?Copy !req
571. 2:00?
- No can do. Taping E.Copy !req
572. Oh. 1:30.3:00.
- MTV. MSNBC.Copy !req
573. 4:00.
- 4:15.Copy !req
574. 4:15.
- Sold to the young man with no future.Copy !req
575. Come on, Josie.
There's a limo waiting.
Goodnight, Adam 12.Copy !req
576. Trot on.
- Actually, it's Alan M.Copy !req
577. Look at them staring at us.
No one thinks I should be here.Copy !req
578. That's totally what they're thinking.Copy !req
579. Look at them staring at Josie.Copy !req
580. No one thinks I should be here.
That's totally what they're thinking.Copy !req
581. Ladies and gentlemen,
the head of MegaRecords...Copy !req
582. and the host of your party,
Fiona.Copy !req
583. Isn't she fabulous?Copy !req
584. I'm Fiona.
Welcome to your party!Copy !req
585. Enough spectacle.
Let's go be girls!Copy !req
586. This is my girly room.
No boys allowed.Copy !req
587. Come on, girls. Sit down.
We'll gossip.Copy !req
588. Oh!Copy !req
589. Isn 't he just the cutest?Copy !req
590. He's pretty cute.Copy !req
591. Pringles!Copy !req
592. Pringles!
Josie!Copy !req
593. Come on!Copy !req
594. Oh, I am starved!Copy !req
595. I'm such a pig.Copy !req
596. N-No. No, you're not.Copy !req
597. So, Josie, how much do you weigh?
Excuse me?Copy !req
598. Your weight!
118.Copy !req
599. Ha! 115.
I'm three pounds lighter than you.Copy !req
600. But don't worry about it.
I think you look great.Copy !req
601. Tho pretty and popular.Copy !req
602. What did you just say?Copy !req
603. Nothing. I thaid
the new thong's pretty popular.Copy !req
604. What 'thong'?Copy !req
605. The new thong.
The new thingle.Copy !req
606. I'm thorry.
I have thomething caught in my teeth.Copy !req
607. Got it.Copy !req
608. So, who wants to French braid?Copy !req
609. Okay, so who else thinks
that Fiona's a freak?Copy !req
610. Oh, my God. I'm so glad
you said something, because
as soon as you said her name,Copy !req
611. I got the most awful sensation,Copy !req
612. like this ice-cold chill
creeping up my spine.Copy !req
613. Oh, sweetie, that's 'cause
you're sitting on the O.Copy !req
614. Oh.Copy !req
615. No. I still got
the shivers, you guys.Copy !req
616. It's not the O.
It's her.Copy !req
617. I don't know.
What do you think, Val?Copy !req
618. Stuff's definitely been... different
since we left Riverdale.Copy !req
619. And, if you ask me,
some things feel like
they've changed completely.Copy !req
620. Wyatt.
- Hmm?Copy !req
621. I don't like those two
pussycats. They're asking
questions, and that's dangerous.Copy !req
622. We can't afford to take
any more risks.Copy !req
623. I'll get rid of them,
have a new band by the morning.Copy !req
624. Ooh!
Think, Wyatt.Copy !req
625. We've already sold
half a million of the Josie ears
for a big concert.Copy !req
626. Right. Yes. So we have.
So what are you suggesting?Copy !req
627. Keep Josie, and put those two
nosy little pussycats to sleep.Copy !req
628. Mmmm.Copy !req
629. I don't think Josie will
play without her friends.Copy !req
630. Oh? I think
we might persuade her.
Mmm?Copy !req
631. Next, on Behind the Music,Copy !req
632. Josie suffers a tragic loss.Copy !req
633. The city aquarium holds more
than 244 varieties ofsea life.Copy !req
634. Josie, did I tell you I got a gig tonight?Copy !req
635. You did?
That's great!
- Yeah, well,Copy !req
636. it's just this bar,
but the manager—
I played him my demo,Copy !req
637. and he said
I could have, like, almost
a full half-hour tonight.Copy !req
638. Do you think maybe you want to come, or—Copy !req
639. Yeah.
'Cause I know you're busy and everything.Copy !req
640. Oh, my God.
Is that Josie?
Where? Josie!Copy !req
641. Thanks.Copy !req
642. Yeah, no problem.Copy !req
643. How am I gonna pull this off?Copy !req
644. Wh-What?Copy !req
645. I'm a girl from Riverdale,
you know? I'm—Copy !req
646. I'm not a rock star.Copy !req
647. Jose, you've been
dreaming about this your whole life.Copy !req
648. I know, it's just—Copy !req
649. What?Copy !req
650. I'm scared.Copy !req
651. Don't be. You gotta
believe in yourself.Copy !req
652. What if I can't?Copy !req
653. Then—...Copy !req
654. then I guess I'll just have to
believe in you for you.Copy !req
655. Oh, wow.Copy !req
656. Oh, wow!Copy !req
657. So, what do you think
we should open with
for the concert—Copy !req
658. 'Spin Around', or maybe 'Come On'?Copy !req
659. Uh, I don't know.Copy !req
660. We could try Roll On, Rolly Wheel,Copy !req
661. but, honestly, I think
the lyrics still need work.Copy !req
662. What do you think?Copy !req
663. It's your call.
I mean, you're the boss.Copy !req
664. No, I'm not.
Val, what's with you?Copy !req
665. Hello, girls! And how are
the most beautiful and talented
women in rock-and-roll?Copy !req
666. Eh?
Don't you mean 'woman'?Copy !req
667. Valerie, my darling,
you're going to have to learn
to take a compliment.Copy !req
668. I mean, what are you going to do
tonight when you go on TRL...Copy !req
669. and Carson Daly tells you
how much he loves your music?Copy !req
670. Don't you mean, what's Josie gonna do?Copy !req
671. No, because she won't be there.
We just booked you and Melody.Copy !req
672. It's time for the world
to get to know the other Pussycats.Copy !req
673. We're gonna be on TRL?
Mm-hmm.Copy !req
674. Do I get to touch Carson?
Anywhere you like.Copy !req
675. The taping's in two hours,
unless, of course,
you have a problem with this.Copy !req
676. Do you have a problem with this?Copy !req
677. No! I think you guys will
have a great time.
I love that show.Copy !req
678. And— and you don't mind
if Mel and I go without you?Copy !req
679. Why? I don't care about that stuff.Copy !req
680. Jose—Copy !req
681. Oh, I'm so sorry!Copy !req
682. I don't know what I was thinking.
Okay.Copy !req
683. Come on, girls. There are
stylists and designers waiting in your room.Copy !req
684. And you have homework tonight.
This is the remix of your next single.Copy !req
685. I'd be very curious
to hear your thoughts.
- Could it wait until tomorrow?Copy !req
686. It's just that Alan M is
playing his first gig tonight,
and I wanna get there early.Copy !req
687. Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry, Josie.
I forgot to tell you.Copy !req
688. Alan M called my office.
They canceled his show.Copy !req
689. They did?
- Yes.Copy !req
690. Why didn't he call me here?Copy !req
691. Um, I'm sure he did.
In fact,Copy !req
692. I'm sure if you go down
to the front desk, there'll be
a message waiting for you.Copy !req
693. Excuse me.Copy !req
694. Yes, there's a message
waiting for you... now.Copy !req
695. I guess I should call him.Copy !req
696. Um.. he also said to say
that he won't be available
for several hours,Copy !req
697. and he'll call you when he can.Copy !req
698. All that was on the message?
- Uh, yes. Excuse me.Copy !req
699. Yes, that's all in the message.
Anything else?Copy !req
700. Who do you keep calling?Copy !req
701. I'm running a label here, Josephine.Copy !req
702. I have other artists
who need me, other artists who need my time,Copy !req
703. other artists who aren't
so difficult about putting in
a little bit ofextra work.Copy !req
704. Your level of non-commitment
is making me doubt
your commitment commitment.Copy !req
705. So, you wanna be
a rock superstar, eh—Copy !req
706. Live large, big house,
five cars?Copy !req
707. Well, you have to do the time.Copy !req
708. Otherwise, somebody else will,Copy !req
709. and you'll be left
to explain it all to Mel and Val.Copy !req
710. I am committed.Copy !req
711. I am.Copy !req
712. Yes, I hope so,
my darling.Copy !req
713. I hope so.Copy !req
714. Val, we're on TRL!
- Hey, check out the view!Copy !req
715. It's fake.Copy !req
716. Wow. This stuff looks
so different on TV.Copy !req
717. All this stuff is fake.
Where is everybody?
Where's Carson?Copy !req
718. Yo, kittycats!
How you ladies doin'?
I'm Carson Daly. Welcome.Copy !req
719. You're not Carson Daly.Copy !req
720. What are you talkin' about?
Of course I'm Carson Daly.
Check the nails.Copy !req
721. You need to call me.
I got plans.Copy !req
722. All right.
Is everybody ready to start the show?Copy !req
723. Oh, my God, it's Carson!
- Oh, my God, it's Melody!Copy !req
724. Yo, man, you gotta
stop tryin' to be me
with the nails thing.Copy !req
725. What you sayin', man?
A brother can't be Carson Daly?
- No, that's not what I'm sayin'.Copy !req
726. It's just that
I actually am Carson Daly,
so it doesn't work right now.Copy !req
727. Who's gonna break my 'gazoons,'
man? I'm Carson Daly.Copy !req
728. That's pretty good, man.
Who else do you do?Copy !req
729. I do Mike Tyson.
I would take a bite outta you.Copy !req
730. Okay, what is going on?
Are you— Is this TRL or not?Copy !req
731. This is not
Total Request Live.Copy !req
732. It's more like
Total Request Dead.Copy !req
733. Yeah, you see, ladies, we've
only got one request today.
And that's to kill you.Copy !req
734. Carson said he's
gonna to kill us.Copy !req
735. Like that's a request.Copy !req
736. All right, man,
I got the blond.
- He's not kidding.Copy !req
737. Go!Copy !req
738. Um, this, uh—...Copy !req
739. this next song is
dedicated to, uh—...Copy !req
740. a friend of mine.Copy !req
741. I kinda wanted to wait
till she showed up to play it,
but I guess she—Copy !req
742. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
743. Um, the name of this song is,
uh, 'Wish You Felt the Same'.Copy !req
744. Hey!Copy !req
745. Shut up or hold it
till you get home!Copy !req
746. Who do you want to kill you,
huh? Eddie Murphy?
Eddie told me,Copy !req
747. 'I want them Josie girls dead,
all right? You get them
a nurse. I want them dead!'Copy !req
748. I can't believe you're a killer!Copy !req
749. You seem so nice on TV!
- Really?Copy !req
750. You know, I always thought
you were kinda hot.
Too bad!Copy !req
751. I always thought
you were kinda hot too.
- You did?Copy !req
752. What's your sign?
- Scorpio.Copy !req
753. I'm a Cancer.Copy !req
754. Da pussycats.Copy !req
755. Da pussycats.
I gotta kill ya. Good lawd!Copy !req
756. What was that?
- It was Chris Rock.Copy !req
757. That was a terrible Chris Rock.Copy !req
758. Why do you even bother
doing impressions?
You're not funny.Copy !req
759. You know who's funny?
Bill Cosby.Copy !req
760. And he's going
to kill you...Copy !req
761. after sticking a spoon
in your pudding.Copy !req
762. No way!
My favorite movie is
Lady and the Tramp.Copy !req
763. When the dogs are
eating spaghetti and
they share the same piece?Copy !req
764. And their noses touch!Copy !req
765. You know, if I wasn't
a key player in this whole...Copy !req
766. conspiracy to brainwash
the youth of America
with pop music,Copy !req
767. like, we could totally date.Copy !req
768. You think?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
769. You know, it would be
so cool, like—Copy !req
770. Yeah, right.
Like I'd ever go out
with a guy like you.Copy !req
771. Now, you,
on the other hand—Copy !req
772. Come on.
Let's get outta here
and find Josie.Copy !req
773. Bye.Copy !req
774. Josie? Josie, quick,
open the door!Copy !req
775. Josie?Copy !req
776. Jo— Josie?Copy !req
777. Josie, we have to talk to you.
- How did they let
the two of you in here?Copy !req
778. I specifically told
the front desk 'no visitors.'Copy !req
779. Are you okay?
- Of course I'm okay.
Why wouldn't I be?Copy !req
780. I have the number-one single
in the country.Copy !req
781. You two, on the other hand—...Copy !req
782. should maybe be a little worried.Copy !req
783. Josie, Carson Daly tried
to kill us, and I think it has
something to do with our music.Copy !req
784. Why do you call it...
'our' music?Copy !req
785. Becau—
Are you even listening?Copy !req
786. I am listening
very carefully,Copy !req
787. and do you know
what I'm hearing?Copy !req
788. I'm hearing someone
glomming on to my talent...Copy !req
789. and my credit.Copy !req
790. 'Our' music, Mel?
I basically write all of it.Copy !req
791. Josie, no, you don't.
We write it together.Copy !req
792. Oh, okay.
So if we're all doing
equal amounts ofwork,Copy !req
793. why isn't the band called
Valerie and the Pussycats?Copy !req
794. I knew it.
You've been thinking this
the whole time.Copy !req
795. I'm just— I'm just
backup to you, huh?Copy !req
796. Oh, but you're
a good, solid backup.Copy !req
797. Oh, hey, Val,
who's a rock star?Copy !req
798. Who's a rockstar?Copy !req
799. I am!Copy !req
800. Josie, don't do this.Copy !req
801. We need to
stick together now.Copy !req
802. Oh, my God.
Melody's gonna cry.Copy !req
803. What's the matter,
snuggle bunny—...Copy !req
804. finally realizing
the world isn't all
sunshine and rainbows?Copy !req
805. Stop it.
Not everyone gets
a happy ending, muffin.Copy !req
806. Stop it.
And you wanna know what else?Copy !req
807. Puppies turn into dogs...Copy !req
808. who get old and die.Copy !req
809. Someday you'll thank me.Copy !req
810. Of course, by then
I won't be taking your calls.Copy !req
811. You are the star! Val and
Melody are mean, evil girls!Copy !req
812. You should have a solo career!Copy !req
813. You have the number-one single
in the country!Copy !req
814. They're trying to glom on to
your talent and your credit!Copy !req
815. If they're doing
equal amounts ofwork,Copy !req
816. why isn't the band called
Valerie and the Pussycats?Copy !req
817. They're just dead weight,
Josie.Copy !req
818. You could be huge without them.
You are the star.Copy !req
819. Madonna huge.
Val and Melody are mean, evil girls.Copy !req
820. Melody thinks you can't sing.
Seriously. She told me.Copy !req
821. Dump them. The are trying
to destroy you, Josie.Copy !req
822. You'll be better off
without them.Copy !req
823. Who's a rock star?
You are!
A great big rock star!Copy !req
824. Go, Josie, go! Go!Copy !req
825. Val!
- Oh, the return of the superstar!Copy !req
826. What's going on?
And where are Mel and Val?Copy !req
827. Since when you do you care?
Oh, and we heard what you said,
Bitchy McBitch.Copy !req
828. Wish I'd said it.
- They're gone, Josie.Copy !req
829. They're gone,
and I hope you're happy.
No more band.Copy !req
830. Just like the Beatles.
Just like the Jackson Five.
Just like a Flock of Seagulls.Copy !req
831. These are so good.
You want one of these?
- Okay, look,Copy !req
832. I never thought
I would say this toyou,Copy !req
833. ever, but, please...
would you help?Copy !req
834. Now?Copy !req
835. Now?Copy !req
836. Wyatt gave me this CD
of our song,Copy !req
837. and it was like
as soon as I heard it—
I don't know.Copy !req
838. What— it sucked?Copy !req
839. There's something on here,
I swear.Copy !req
840. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
841. You should have a solo career!Copy !req
842. You could have your own
prime-time TV series!Copy !req
843. We could call it Josie,
and run it right after
Will and Grace!Copy !req
844. Oh, my God! That's
Mr. Moviefone! How did you
get him to put that on there?Copy !req
845. You slept with him!Copy !req
846. What are you talking about?
This is on our CD
It's underneath the music.Copy !req
847. Wyatt put them on there...
to brainwash me.Copy !req
848. Ooh, brainwashing!Copy !req
849. Ooh, help!
We're being brainwashed!Copy !req
850. Diet Coke's
the new Pepsi One.Copy !req
851. 'MS.' Main— main system.Copy !req
852. Music sequence?Copy !req
853. Oh, God.Copy !req
854. Maybe you broke it.
Whoa, I didn't touch it.Copy !req
855. Josie and the Pussycats are
the best band ever!Copy !req
856. Theyare totally jerkin '!
You must buy their CDCopy !req
857. You have to see them in concert.Copy !req
858. You also have to buy
Steve Madden shoes.Copy !req
859. Heath Ledger is the new Matt Damon.Copy !req
860. You're nobody without
an Abercrombie & Fitch vintage tee.Copy !req
861. They're selling stuff
through our music.Copy !req
862. Josie and the Pussycats are
the best band ever!Copy !req
863. They're selling US through our music!Copy !req
864. I knew there was a reason
you were so popular.Copy !req
865. I want a vintage tee...
and Heath Ledger.Copy !req
866. Oh, my God.Copy !req
867. It's all my fault...
everything—...Copy !req
868. people dressing alike,
buying the same stuff.Copy !req
869. I sold it to them.Copy !req
870. I'm a trend pimp.Copy !req
871. Well, it stops here!
I'm nobody's pimp,Copy !req
872. and I'm not going to let Wyatt
and Fiona get away with this.Copy !req
873. We're going to the police,
and we're taking this with us.Copy !req
874. Are you guys gonna
help me or what?Copy !req
875. Oh, I'll help.
Yeah, right.Copy !req
876. 'Cause you know I'm just gonna
let you walk right outta here
and spoil everything.Copy !req
877. All right, now the event
I know everybody's been
waiting for is finally here.Copy !req
878. One night only,
the worldwide live debut concert
of Josie and the Pussycats.Copy !req
879. And, oh, very cool,
it's gonna be live
at the 'Megarena'...Copy !req
880. with a simultaneous
global web cast.Copy !req
881. You can log on to mtv. Com
for more details.
And remember:Copy !req
882. You will not hear a thing
without your Josie
3-D-X headphones,Copy !req
883. so I urge you all
to pick some up—
I know I bought two.Copy !req
884. Hi!Copy !req
885. Oh, look at the pouty girl.
Boo-hoo!Copy !req
886. Well, you better
snap out of it, red, 'cause
you've got a show to put on!Copy !req
887. Are you kidding?
I'm not gonna play, help you
send messages to those kids.Copy !req
888. Forget it. I'm done.
- Oh, look who's got all
principled all of a sudden.Copy !req
889. You didn't seem to mind when
your song went to number one!Copy !req
890. You should kiss
my cellulite-free ass
for all I've done for you.Copy !req
891. I made you a rock star.Copy !req
892. Tell me you don't love that.Copy !req
893. I said forget it, all right?
Now, find yourself another girl.Copy !req
894. Yeah, see, I would,Copy !req
895. but everybody's already here!Copy !req
896. Josie! Josie!
- Too bad.Copy !req
897. Wyatt.
- Josie!Copy !req
898. Val, Mel!
- Don't talk to her.
You're wasting your time.Copy !req
899. Miss Diva over here doesn't care
if you do something to us.Copy !req
900. No, that's not true.
You guys, just listen to me.Copy !req
901. I didn't mean
any of that stuff
that I said before.Copy !req
902. Fiona and Wyatt have put
subliminal message tracks
underneath our music—Copy !req
903. Can it, rusty.
Your story's boring.Copy !req
904. Wyatt, why don't you show these
two lovely ladies what we have
for them this evening?Copy !req
905. Gladly, my darling.Copy !req
906. A car!
Val, I won a car!
- No, you didn't win a car.Copy !req
907. Oh, my God, you won a car!
- No one won a car!Copy !req
908. The car... is about to be
a part of history...Copy !req
909. if you decide
not to play tonight.Copy !req
910. Hi, I'm Serena Altschul
with MTV breaking news.Copy !req
911. Josie and the Pussycats'
debut concert was
unexpectedly canceled...Copy !req
912. when an automobile exploded
in the stadium parking lot.Copy !req
913. The passengers were
identified as Valerie Brown
and Melody Valentine,Copy !req
914. two of the founding members
of the popular rock band.Copy !req
915. Investigators on the scene were
quoted a ssaying the two died
a slow, fiery death...Copy !req
916. inside the four-wheeled
hell pit.Copy !req
917. We're told that Josie will
be releasing a statement...Copy !req
918. to the press within the hour
to comment on this tragedy.Copy !req
919. Yes, Josie,
what are your comments?
We're all gagging to know.Copy !req
920. Roast your friends,
or play the show?Copy !req
921. Play your show?
Roast the friends?
What's it to be?Copy !req
922. All right!Copy !req
923. I'll play.Copy !req
924. See, Val?
She still likes us!Copy !req
925. Mel, of course I do.
You guys are my best friends
on the planet.Copy !req
926. Look, I know that friends
don't treat each other
the way I treated you guys.Copy !req
927. But you've got to believe me.
If I could just go back in time,
I would take it all back.Copy !req
928. That would be cool.
If I could go back in time,
I'd wanna meet Snoopy.Copy !req
929. Mel, I love that about you!Copy !req
930. I love that you think
that everything is possible...Copy !req
931. and that this world is
such a great place,
because you know what?Copy !req
932. It is.Copy !req
933. And I'm so sorry if,
for one second, I made you
think that it wasn't.Copy !req
934. And Val— Val,Copy !req
935. you bought me my first guitar.Copy !req
936. And, you know, we may have
started this band together,Copy !req
937. but the only reason we've
come this far is because of you.Copy !req
938. Now, look.
I don't care if we're
Josie and the Pussycats,Copy !req
939. or Valerie and the Pussycats
or whoever and the Pussycats.Copy !req
940. It doesn't matter
as long as we're together.Copy !req
941. You're my sister, Val.
I love you.Copy !req
942. I love you too, Jose.Copy !req
943. And I love you, Val.
And I love you, Josie.
- And I love you, Mel.Copy !req
944. And I—
I scream, you scream,
we all scream for ice cream.Copy !req
945. Everyone loves everyone.Copy !req
946. Now, let's get
this show started!Copy !req
947. We want the show!
We want the show!Copy !req
948. So, what is it
this time, Fiona—...Copy !req
949. cross-trainers,
pizza bagels, lip gloss?Copy !req
950. Oh, it's bigger—
much, much bigger.Copy !req
951. You're gonna have a pretty hard
time selling secret messages
once your secret's out.Copy !req
952. Oh, and tell me, cookie—
who will believe you?Copy !req
953. Who will get behind
the ridiculous ramblings
of one silly, powerless girl?Copy !req
954. We will.Copy !req
955. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
956. Someone you thought
you'd gotten rid of.Copy !req
957. Oh, my God,
it's Les from Dujour!
- Les?Copy !req
958. I tried to warn you—
the message on your mirror.Copy !req
959. That was you?
Dujour was in my bathroom!Copy !req
960. I love you, Les!Copy !req
961. But I thought you guys were
killed in a plane crash.
- That's what I thought. Wyatt?Copy !req
962. Oh, well, we managed
to land the plane just fine.Copy !req
963. Unfortunately,
it was in the parking lot
of a Metallica show.Copy !req
964. Well, the fans beat
the crap out of us.Copy !req
965. Well, you don't look
too bad.Copy !req
966. And I thank God every day
I knew the words to 'Enter Sandman'.Copy !req
967. Word, Doc. She's not
gonna get away with it—
not this time.Copy !req
968. Let's get 'em, boys,
Dujour-style!Copy !req
969. Anyway—Copy !req
970. Oh, now, come on!Copy !req
971. Boy, you almost got me.Copy !req
972. Honestly,
girls all over the world
would kill to be in your shoes,Copy !req
973. and here you stand,
running away from it.Copy !req
974. Why?Copy !req
975. So you could go crawling back
to 'Shitdale' and spend
the rest of your life...Copy !req
976. being washed up
with your loser friends,
dopey and mopey there?Copy !req
977. That's it.Copy !req
978. Just stop right there, missy.Copy !req
979. Wyatt, you messed
with the wrong pussy.Copy !req
980. You want some?
Come on. Bring it!
- No, no!Copy !req
981. No, baby, no! Let go!
Let go! Let go!Copy !req
982. Ooh!Copy !req
983. Ooh!Copy !req
984. What are you gonna do—
kill me with the guitar?Copy !req
985. Who's gonna go up there
and sing? You need me, remember?Copy !req
986. Need you?
Doll, I created you,Copy !req
987. and, believe me,
I can destroy you.Copy !req
988. I'm sorry.
Did you need that?
- Wyatt! Fix it!Copy !req
989. You— what's your job?
Fix this!Copy !req
990. Oh, it's too late!
They're already taking off the ears!Copy !req
991. Fiona is the most jerkin' girl
in the world!Copy !req
992. Everybody loves Fiona!
She's got the best hair
and the most awesome clothes!Copy !req
993. And she's so thin!
I know I want to be just like Fiona!Copy !req
994. That's the secret message
that you wanted to send out—
that you're cool?Copy !req
995. What?Copy !req
996. That's not me, I swear.
- You're not doing it right!Copy !req
997. Hey, that's my job!Copy !req
998. if I wath a guy,
I'd athk her out.Copy !req
999. If I wath a girl, I'd want to
be her be tht friend forever.
- What's wrong with your voice?Copy !req
1000. We'd have thlumber parties and
thtay up braiding each otherth
hair and have tickle fights!Copy !req
1001. Oh, thure.Copy !req
1002. Go ahead and laugh.Copy !req
1003. You don't know what it'th like
to be teathed and ridiculed
your whole life.Copy !req
1004. The thells thilver thwans
down by the theathore.
Theven thilver—Copy !req
1005. The thwims—Copy !req
1006. I tried, didn't I?Copy !req
1007. All I ever wanted wath
to be popular.Copy !req
1008. Tell me, ith that tho bad?
- Lisa?Copy !req
1009. What did you call me?
- Lisa Snyder?Copy !req
1010. 'Lithping Litha'?Copy !req
1011. That-That-That wath
my nickname in thchool.Copy !req
1012. Huntington High School.Copy !req
1013. Lisa, it's me— Wally.
'White-ass Wally.'Copy !req
1014. White-ath Wally?
The albino kid?
That'th impothible.Copy !req
1015. Firtht of all,
he wathn't Britith.
- I'm not.Copy !req
1016. I just started talking
like that because...Copy !req
1017. I thought it would
make me more attractive.Copy !req
1018. He wath tho pale.
- Makeup.Copy !req
1019. I-I-I learned to thpeak
without a lithp.Copy !req
1020. Look!Copy !req
1021. Look!Copy !req
1022. I can't believe it'th you.
I thn't it the thtrangetht
cointhidenth?Copy !req
1023. Wait.Copy !req
1024. Oh, I've been holding that in
for the past 15 years.Copy !req
1025. This is so romantic.Copy !req
1026. Yeah, in a... creepy,
ironic sort of way.Copy !req
1027. So, what's the moral
of the story here—...Copy !req
1028. freaks should date other freaks?Copy !req
1029. No, I think the moral
of the story here is you should
be happy with who you are.Copy !req
1030. This whole time we've been
spending money on expensive
clothes to impress people.Copy !req
1031. Never made me happy.
No! Happ— Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
1032. Happiness is on the inside.
I'm not this.
I'm not what I wear.Copy !req
1033. I'm not what I wear!Copy !req
1034. You should think about this.Copy !req
1035. Oh, please.
Unlike you bunch of wackjobs,
I am perfect just as I am.Copy !req
1036. Holy shit!
That girl's got a skunk
on her head!Copy !req
1037. Oh, geez.
That's just your hair.
Sorry, but that's messed up.Copy !req
1038. Who are you?
- I'm Agent Kelly.
I'm with the government.Copy !req
1039. Oh, thank God!
Did you know...Copy !req
1040. that Fiona and Wyatt are using
that machine to send subliminal
messages through our music?Copy !req
1041. They're trying to create
an army of mindless teenagers,Copy !req
1042. to make them buy things and
even control their thoughts.
They what?Copy !req
1043. Oh, come on.
You knew about thith
from the very beginning.Copy !req
1044. Gentlemen, arrest
that woman and that man...
- What?Copy !req
1045. on charges of conspiracy
against the youth of America.Copy !req
1046. You can't be theriouth.
- Oh, I'm serious, ma'am.Copy !req
1047. This is a very serious offense.Copy !req
1048. Sorry, but they're on to us.
Somebody's got to take the fall.Copy !req
1049. You bathtard!Copy !req
1050. Besides, after the concert,
we were gonna shut down
your operation anyway.Copy !req
1051. We found
that subliminal messages
work much better in movies.Copy !req
1052. All right, let's go.Copy !req
1053. Well, now that you girls are
done saving the world,Copy !req
1054. I think you have
a concert to play.Copy !req
1055. Give it up for
Josie and the Pussycats!Copy !req
1056. Josie! Josie!
Josie! Josie!Copy !req
1057. I'm gonna take these off.Copy !req
1058. Stop!Copy !req
1059. I know you all came out here
tonight because you heard
something you liked on our CDCopy !req
1060. We're gonna play something
different for you tonight—
something you haven't heard.Copy !req
1061. It's cool if you like it.
It's all right if you don't.Copy !req
1062. Just...
decide for yourselves.Copy !req
1063. This is for someone
who said he believed in me.Copy !req
1064. Kinda wish he was here now.Copy !req
1065. Josie! Josie!Copy !req
1066. Alan M!
- Josie!Copy !req
1067. What are you doing here?
- I have to tell you that...Copy !req
1068. even though you don't feel
the same way about me...Copy !req
1069. as I do about you,
and even though
you didn't come to my gig—Copy !req
1070. What do you mean?
Wyatt told me it was canceled!Copy !req
1071. That dick!Copy !req
1072. What did you mean about
the I-don't-feel-the-same-way-
about-you-as-you-do-about-me?Copy !req
1073. That's what I came here to tell you!
Josie McCoy, I—Copy !req
1074. I love you!Copy !req
1075. I love you too!
I always have!Copy !req
1076. Hi.
Hi.Copy !req
1077. Damn!Copy !req
1078. I love you.Copy !req
1079. Contain the excitement.Copy !req
1080. Why'd you have to hit me, man?
It was just never gonna stop.Copy !req
1081. Can you see me and
my nose on the microphone?Copy !req
1082. From this command center
we control everything...Copy !req
1083. except what I'm gonna say next.Copy !req
1084. I can't even believe
that they let me bring—Copy !req
1085. You slept with him!Copy !req
1086. You better get his mama
to get him a new face.
Ah-ah-ah.Copy !req
1087. You know my mom's dead.
That's just—Copy !req
1088. Next up on weather—Copy !req
1089. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
1090. Goodness, won't somebody
please save us?Copy !req
1091. Hey, those are my bunny ears!Copy !req
1092. Sh—Copy !req
1093. This is what our operation—
I just spat right in the camera.Copy !req
1094. Yeah, right.'Cause you know
I'm just gonna—Copy !req
1095. Jerkin '!Copy !req