1. Jojo Betzler.Copy !req
2. Ten years old.Copy !req
3. Today, you join the ranks
of the JungvolkCopy !req
4. in a very special
training weekend.Copy !req
5. It's going to be intense.Copy !req
6. But today, you become a man.Copy !req
7. I swear to devote all
my energies and my strengthCopy !req
8. to the savior of our country,
Adolf Hitler.Copy !req
9. I am willing and ready
to give up my life for him.Copy !req
10. So help me God.Copy !req
11. Yes, that's right.Copy !req
12. - Now, Jojo Betzler, what is your mind?
- Snake mind.Copy !req
13. - And, Jojo Betzler, what is your body?
- Wolf body.Copy !req
14. - Jojo Betzler, what is your courage?
- Panther courage.Copy !req
15. - And, Jojo Betzler, what is your soul?
- A German soul.Copy !req
16. Yeah, man. You're ready.Copy !req
17. - Adolf.
- Hmm?Copy !req
18. I don't think I can do this.Copy !req
19. Was?
Of course you can.Copy !req
20. Sure, you're a little bit
scrawny and a bit unpopularCopy !req
21. and you can't tie your shoelaces
even though you're ten years old.Copy !req
22. But you're still the bestest,
most loyal little Nazi I've ever met.Copy !req
23. Not to mention the fact
you're really good-looking.Copy !req
24. So, you're gonna get out there
and you're gonna have a great time, okay?Copy !req
25. - Okay.
- That's the spirit. Okay.Copy !req
26. Heil me, man.Copy !req
27. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
28. What? You can heil me
better than that.Copy !req
29. - Heil Hitler.
- No...Copy !req
30. Just throw it away.
Don't even think about it.Copy !req
31. - Heil Hitler.
- No, you're overthinking it.Copy !req
32. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil "Hitterler."Copy !req
33. Who's "Hitterler?"
Do you even speak German?Copy !req
34. - Heil Hitler.
- That's not a heil. This is a heil. Heil!Copy !req
35. - Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler!Copy !req
36. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!Copy !req
37. Ooh, that's it.
You've got it. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
38. - Have a great day! You're gonna be the best.
- Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!Copy !req
39. - Heil Hitler! You can do it.
- Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!Copy !req
40. - Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
- Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!Copy !req
41. Heil Hitler!Copy !req
42. Whoa!Copy !req
43. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
44. - Heil Hitler, Yorki.
- Heil Hitler, Jojo.Copy !req
45. - Are you ready for the best weekend ever?
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
46. Let's go.Copy !req
47. Heil! Heil! Heil!Copy !req
48. Heil Hitler, guys.Copy !req
49. Heil Hitler!Copy !req
50. Jungvolk, welcome to
the Hitlerjugend training weekend.Copy !req
51. In which we will make
men and women of you all.Copy !req
52. My name is Captain Klenzendorf.Copy !req
53. You may call me Captain K.Copy !req
54. Captain K. Whoo!Copy !req
55. Ja. And this is
Sub-Officer Finkel.Copy !req
56. This is Fräulein Rahm.Copy !req
57. Hey. Heil Hitler, everyone.Copy !req
58. So a little about me.
Who am I?Copy !req
59. And why am I here talking to a bunch
of little titty-grabbersCopy !req
60. instead of leading my men into battle
towards glorious death? Great question.Copy !req
61. I've asked it myself every day
since Operation Screw UpCopy !req
62. where I lost a perfectly good eye
in a totally preventable enemy attack.Copy !req
63. And according to my superiors,Copy !req
64. you need two eyes to be a meaningful part
of the war effort.Copy !req
65. Can two-eyed people do this?Copy !req
66. - Jesus.
- Over the next two days,Copy !req
67. you little critters will get to experience
some of the thingsCopy !req
68. that the mighty German army
goes through every day.Copy !req
69. And even though it would appear
our country's on the back footCopy !req
70. and there really isn't much
hope in us winning this war,Copy !req
71. apparently
we're doing just fine.Copy !req
72. Anyway. You boys have all been issued
with your Deutsches Jungvolk daggers.Copy !req
73. These are very special
and expensive weapons.Copy !req
74. You should never
be without them.Copy !req
75. And don't try to
stab each other.Copy !req
76. No stabbing!Copy !req
77. No stabbing.Copy !req
78. This is your first step
towards being men.Copy !req
79. Today you boys will be involved in such
activities as marching, bayonet drills,Copy !req
80. grenade-throwing, trench-digging,
map-reading, gas defense,Copy !req
81. camouflage, ambush techniques,Copy !req
82. war games, firing guns,
and blowing stuff up.Copy !req
83. The girls will practice
important womanly dutiesCopy !req
84. such as dressing wounds,
making beds,Copy !req
85. and learning how
to get pregnant.Copy !req
86. Aw.Copy !req
87. I've had 18 kids for Germany.Copy !req
88. Such a great year to be a girl.Copy !req
89. All right. Let's get to it.Copy !req
90. Come on.Copy !req
91. Go!Copy !req
92. God help me.Copy !req
93. Go, go, go!Copy !req
94. Three, two, one,
swastika!Copy !req
95. Come on!
Pull it! Come on!Copy !req
96. Aaah! Aaah!Copy !req
97. - Now finish him.
- Don't, no, no!Copy !req
98. - Fangs.
- Fangs, ja.Copy !req
99. - Serpent tongue.
- Serpent's tongue, ja.Copy !req
100. - Scales.
- Ja, scales.Copy !req
101. Because, once upon a time,
a Jewish man mated with a fish.Copy !req
102. Whoa!Copy !req
103. We, Aryans, are one thousand timesCopy !req
104. more civilized and advanced
than any other race.Copy !req
105. Now, get your
things together, kids.Copy !req
106. It's time to burn some books.Copy !req
107. Yeah!Copy !req
108. Jews sound scary, huh?Copy !req
109. Not to me.Copy !req
110. If I met one,
I'd kill it like that.Copy !req
111. Like... that.Copy !req
112. But how would you know
if you saw one?Copy !req
113. They could look just like us.Copy !req
114. I'd feel its head for horns.Copy !req
115. And they smell like
brussels sprouts.Copy !req
116. Oh, yeah. I forgot about
the brussels sprouts bit.Copy !req
117. Imagine catching one
and giving it to Hitler.Copy !req
118. That'd be a surefire way to
get into his personal guards.Copy !req
119. Then we would become
best friends.Copy !req
120. I thought I was
your best friend.Copy !req
121. Yorki, you're
my second-best friend.Copy !req
122. First place
is reserved for the Führer.Copy !req
123. So, unless you're Hitler
hiding in a fat, little boy's body...Copy !req
124. I'd be happy with second place.Copy !req
125. I guess I'm just a kid in a fat kid's body.Copy !req
126. Case closed.Copy !req
127. Raah! Raah! Raah!Copy !req
128. When you stand before the enemy
and have to end his life,Copy !req
129. which of you will have
the stomach to do this?Copy !req
130. Good.Copy !req
131. There is no room
in Hitler's armyCopy !req
132. for those that lack strength.Copy !req
133. We want hardened warriors.Copy !req
134. Those that are prepared
to kill at will.Copy !req
135. Can you do this?Copy !req
136. - Yes.
- Ja.Copy !req
137. Johannes.Copy !req
138. Can you kill?Copy !req
139. Pfff. Of course.
I love killing.Copy !req
140. Good. Come here.Copy !req
141. Don't be scared. Come on.Copy !req
142. Good.Copy !req
143. Kill it.Copy !req
144. Huh?Copy !req
145. Wring its neck
and kill the rabbit.Copy !req
146. Or are you scared?Copy !req
147. I'm not scared. I... I just...Copy !req
148. Now.Copy !req
149. Place both hands around its
neck and then one hard twist.Copy !req
150. He might scream, but we'll just use
the boot to finish it off.Copy !req
151. Kill. Kill.Copy !req
152. Kill. Kill.Copy !req
153. Kill. Kill.Copy !req
154. Kill. Kill. Kill.Copy !req
155. Kill.
Kill. Kill.Copy !req
156. Kill. Kill.
Kill. Kill. Kill.Copy !req
157. Kill. Kill. Kill.
Kill. Kill. Kill.Copy !req
158. - Shoo! Come on, shoo.
- Hey! Hey, hey.Copy !req
159. Good shot.Copy !req
160. You are a coward.Copy !req
161. Just like your father.Copy !req
162. He... He's not a coward.Copy !req
163. - He's fighting in Italy.
- Really?Copy !req
164. But no one has heard
from him in two years.Copy !req
165. He is a deserting coward.Copy !req
166. He's scared and so are you.Copy !req
167. You're as scared
as a little rabbit.Copy !req
168. Scared little rabbit.Copy !req
169. Maybe we should snap
your neck, too?Copy !req
170. Jojo the rabbit.Copy !req
171. Jojo Rabbit.Copy !req
172. Jojo Rabbit.Copy !req
173. Jojo Rabbit. Jojo Rabbit.Copy !req
174. Poor Jojo.
What's wrong, little man?Copy !req
175. - Hi, Adolf.
- Wanna tell me about that rabbit incident?Copy !req
176. What was all that about?Copy !req
177. They wanted me to kill it.Copy !req
178. I'm sorry. I couldn't.Copy !req
179. Don't worry about it.
I couldn't care less.Copy !req
180. But now they call me
a scared rabbit.Copy !req
181. Let them say whatever they want.Copy !req
182. People used to say a lot
of nasty things about me.Copy !req
183. "Oh, this guy's a lunatic."Copy !req
184. "Oh, look at that psycho.
He's gonna get us all killed."Copy !req
185. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
The rabbit is no coward.Copy !req
186. The humble little bunny faces
a dangerous world every day,Copy !req
187. hunting carrots for
his family, for his country.Copy !req
188. My empire will be
full of all animals.Copy !req
189. Lions, giraffes, zebras,Copy !req
190. rhinoceroses, octopuses,Copy !req
191. rhinoctopuses.Copy !req
192. Even the mighty rabbit.Copy !req
193. Cigarette?Copy !req
194. Oh, no, thanks. I don't smoke.Copy !req
195. Let me give you
some really good advice.Copy !req
196. Be the rabbit.Copy !req
197. The humble bunny
can outwit all of his enemies.Copy !req
198. He's brave and sneaky
and strong.Copy !req
199. Be the rabbit.Copy !req
200. Jojo!Copy !req
201. Are you all right, Jojo?Copy !req
202. Who were you talking to?Copy !req
203. Nobody.Copy !req
204. Oh, I thought you were crying.Copy !req
205. Are you a teardrop specialist?Copy !req
206. No.Copy !req
207. Case closed.Copy !req
208. Now, it's time for Jojo
to show those stick insectsCopy !req
209. who is the real cowardly rabbit.Copy !req
210. I'm sorry,
what are you talking about?Copy !req
211. Never mind.Copy !req
212. Jojo, where are you going?Copy !req
213. To be the rabbit!Copy !req
214. Jojo Rabbit. Jojo Rabbit.
Hunting carrots. Jojo Rabbit.Copy !req
215. Hey, this is amazing.Copy !req
216. We're like two human antelopes.Copy !req
217. Now, lads, each of you
will be given the opportunityCopy !req
218. to ignite and throw a grenade.Copy !req
219. I will personally
be supervising each of youCopy !req
220. to make sure you don't blow
your eyes out or something.Copy !req
221. All right, who's first?Copy !req
222. Klaus.Copy !req
223. Shit.Copy !req
224. Shit!Copy !req
225. Don't do that.Copy !req
226. Jojo. Jojo.Copy !req
227. Finkel! Finkel!Copy !req
228. Jojo, Jojo.Copy !req
229. O-M Gott.Copy !req
230. He looks like
a Picasso painting.Copy !req
231. His mother's going to kill me.Copy !req
232. My darling cub.Copy !req
233. Hey, kid.Copy !req
234. Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.Copy !req
235. Mmm. My darling little cub.Copy !req
236. Why so happy?Copy !req
237. Your son is ugly like a monster.Copy !req
238. Hey. You're no monster.Copy !req
239. Besides, your scars will heal,Copy !req
240. and you'll get most of the
movement back in your leg.Copy !req
241. But I'll never be
in Hitler's personal guards.Copy !req
242. Ah, you're fine as you are.Copy !req
243. I'm just happy to have you
back home. Hmm?Copy !req
244. Mama Lion worries about her cub,Copy !req
245. especially when
Papa Lion isn't here.Copy !req
246. Or Inge Lion.Copy !req
247. Or Inge Lion.Copy !req
248. You grab the rabbit by the tail,
wrap it around his ear,Copy !req
249. tie it all up and then
stuff him back down the hole.Copy !req
250. Now then,
let's get on our way, huh?Copy !req
251. I think getting out of the house
will do wonders for your recuperation.Copy !req
252. I don't want to go out there.Copy !req
253. What? Don't be silly.
Of course you do.Copy !req
254. I look stupid.Copy !req
255. People will stare.Copy !req
256. Enjoy the attention, kid.Copy !req
257. Not everyone's
lucky enough to look stupid.Copy !req
258. I, for one, am cursed
to look incredibly attractive.Copy !req
259. Now, you're going to
pluck up your courage,Copy !req
260. walk out that door and have
an incredible adventure.Copy !req
261. Okay?Copy !req
262. Okay.Copy !req
263. Field Marshal Jojo,
you're our top man.Copy !req
264. Prepare to leave the house.Copy !req
265. Is it dangerous?Copy !req
266. Extremely.Copy !req
267. - Heil Hitler.
- Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
268. Hey!Copy !req
269. - Looking good, kid.
- Heil Hitler!Copy !req
270. Frau Betzler, you're looking
fetching as usual.Copy !req
271. Okay, wow.Copy !req
272. It's because of you
my son can't walk properlyCopy !req
273. and has a messed-up face.Copy !req
274. He stole my hand grenade.Copy !req
275. - Just took it...
- Ja, ja.Copy !req
276. So, you are going to look after him
while I'm at work, hmm?Copy !req
277. Make sure he has a job
and feels included. Got it?Copy !req
278. Got it. Ja, I really got it.Copy !req
279. Good.Copy !req
280. Guys, this is Johannes Betzler.Copy !req
281. The kid I told you about.Copy !req
282. Remember,
he stole a hand grenadeCopy !req
283. and blew himself up
and as a resultCopy !req
284. I got demoted for negligence.Copy !req
285. Now I get to work in this office
with all these wonderful kids.Copy !req
286. So, Jojo. I'm sure we can figure out
something for you to do.Copy !req
287. - Oh!
- Ideas?Copy !req
288. - Ja.
- Guys?Copy !req
289. Ja. Ja.Copy !req
290. Okay, well, we need somebody
to walk the clones.Copy !req
291. Also, I think maybe he could
hand out this new propaganda,Copy !req
292. and deliver these conscriptions.Copy !req
293. I don't suppose
I could be conscripted?Copy !req
294. Could I?Copy !req
295. Oh, yes,
that's a wonderful idea.Copy !req
296. Yes, I give my full permissionCopy !req
297. for you to send this
ten-year-old child into war.Copy !req
298. Will someone get this kid a gun?Copy !req
299. And I'd be more than happy
to fight in the front.Copy !req
300. Get in line, kid.Copy !req
301. Okay. Here are
the conscriptions,Copy !req
302. and here is a gun.Copy !req
303. Ooh! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
304. It's a bit... for the gun?Copy !req
305. No.Copy !req
306. Yuck.Copy !req
307. Look.Copy !req
308. What did they do?Copy !req
309. What they could.Copy !req
310. Come on.Copy !req
311. Hey-hey! Jojo Rabbit!Copy !req
312. Oh, look at your face.Copy !req
313. I am a soldier!
I'm going to war!Copy !req
314. And you are a postman!Copy !req
315. Jojo Rabbit, Jojo Rabbit!Copy !req
316. Mama?Copy !req
317. Field Marshal Jojo is home.Copy !req
318. Mama?Copy !req
319. Mama? I'm home.Copy !req
320. Mama?Copy !req
321. Mama?Copy !req
322. Hi.Copy !req
323. What do you want?Copy !req
324. Are you a ghost?Copy !req
325. Sure. A ghost.Copy !req
326. Don't make me run, kid.Copy !req
327. I'm far too hungryCopy !req
328. and you know how much
we love the taste of blood.Copy !req
329. Lose something?Copy !req
330. I'm not a ghost, Johannes.
I'm something worse,Copy !req
331. but I think you already
know that, don't you?Copy !req
332. You know what I am.Copy !req
333. - No.
- Yes.Copy !req
334. Say it.Copy !req
335. Say it!Copy !req
336. A Jew.Copy !req
337. Gesundheit.Copy !req
338. You can't be here.Copy !req
339. Well, your mother invited me,Copy !req
340. so I suppose that makes me
her guest.Copy !req
341. - It's not allowed.
- What will you do, sweet Hitlerchen?Copy !req
342. Hmm?Copy !req
343. Of course.Copy !req
344. Go on, then. Tell them.Copy !req
345. But do you know
what happens if you do?Copy !req
346. I'll tell them you helped me.Copy !req
347. And your mother, too.Copy !req
348. Then we'll all be kaputt.Copy !req
349. And if you tell her you know
about me, just one word...Copy !req
350. I'll do the world
a great, big favorCopy !req
351. and cut your Nazi head off.Copy !req
352. Got it?Copy !req
353. Ja.Copy !req
354. I think I'll hold onto this.
It's pretty.Copy !req
355. Sheesh. That was intense.Copy !req
356. - What am I going to do?
- Honestly, no idea.Copy !req
357. I mean,
there could be more of them.Copy !req
358. Hundreds of them
living in your walls.Copy !req
359. How did she get control
like that?Copy !req
360. She must've used her powers.Copy !req
361. Mind control.Copy !req
362. Oh, typical.Copy !req
363. - Did you see how fast she moved?
- Yes.Copy !req
364. Like a little,
female Jewish Jesse Owens.Copy !req
365. - And now she's got your fancy knife.
- My knife!Copy !req
366. Yeah. Like a little, female
Jewish Jesse Owens,Copy !req
367. Jack the Ripper.Copy !req
368. You're definitely
in a pickle, my friend.Copy !req
369. Ah, what to do, what to do?Copy !req
370. - Oh. Got it!
- Got it!Copy !req
371. - I will negotiate.
- Burn down the houseCopy !req
372. and blame Winston Churchill.Copy !req
373. Or negotiate. Hmm.Copy !req
374. Excuse me?Copy !req
375. Little girl?Copy !req
376. Um... Jew girl in the wall?Copy !req
377. Yoo-hoo. Jew?Copy !req
378. Okay, well, I'll just say what
I have to say and that's this:Copy !req
379. I'm not scared of you and I think you
should find somewhere else to live.Copy !req
380. Okay?Copy !req
381. Not okay.Copy !req
382. Get the hell out of my room.Copy !req
383. She's pretty rude, you know?Copy !req
384. That's just my two Pfennige.Copy !req
385. - And now she's got two knives.
- I know!Copy !req
386. - How are you going to chop up stuff?
- I don't know!Copy !req
387. Oh, and she's
still up there, too.Copy !req
388. That... that thing, that, that...Copy !req
389. - Jew.
- Yeah. Jew, yeah.Copy !req
390. - What are we gonna do about that Jew?
- You think of something.Copy !req
391. Oh, now I'm the expert?Copy !req
392. Stop offering me
damned cigarettes! I'm ten!Copy !req
393. All right. Sorry.
I'm stressed out!Copy !req
394. Okay, let's talk like turkeys.Copy !req
395. You can't tell your mother
or that Jew will cut off your Nazi head,Copy !req
396. but there's no reason this thing
in the attic needs to ruin your life.Copy !req
397. In fact, you could use it
to your advantage.Copy !req
398. How?Copy !req
399. When someone tries to use
mind powers on me,Copy !req
400. know what I do?Copy !req
401. Use mind powers back on them.Copy !req
402. Remember last year when that
one-arm pirate von StauffenbergCopy !req
403. tried to blow me up
with a table bomb?Copy !req
404. Yeah, you survived.Copy !req
405. Correctomundo.Copy !req
406. The only reason I survived,Copy !req
407. apart from having
bombproof legs,Copy !req
408. is because I outwitted
old von Stauffy.Copy !req
409. I let him think that I was dead,
when in actual fact, I was absolutely fine.Copy !req
410. By pretending I was dead,
I drew out all the traitors.Copy !req
411. So what are you going to do?Copy !req
412. Pretend I'm dead?Copy !req
413. Exactly. Wait, no.Copy !req
414. No, what I mean is this:Copy !req
415. make her feel safe
and then she'll drop her guardCopy !req
416. and then you will be
the one in control.Copy !req
417. - Reverse psychology.
- Don't complicate things.Copy !req
418. Just use my backwards
mind power trick,Copy !req
419. and everything will be fine.Copy !req
420. Ooh! I gotta go.Copy !req
421. We're having unicorn for dinner
at my place tonight.Copy !req
422. Concentrate, Jojo.Copy !req
423. Remember,
a Jew living in your wallCopy !req
424. is better than two Jews flying around
with their bat wingsCopy !req
425. climbing down chimneys
and eating innocent Nazis.Copy !req
426. And don't give her
any more knives.Copy !req
427. Tschüss.Copy !req
428. Darling cub,
why are you up, huh?Copy !req
429. Did you eat anything, hmm?Copy !req
430. Sorry, I lost track of time.Copy !req
431. I was taking a long walk
and having a thing...Copy !req
432. What are we going to do
with these laces, huh? My goodness.Copy !req
433. You'll learn how to
tie them eventually, no?Copy !req
434. - I heard her.
- What?Copy !req
435. Who?Copy !req
436. Inge.Copy !req
437. Her ghost.Copy !req
438. Oh. That's so sad for you.Copy !req
439. You've lost your mind.Copy !req
440. It's sadder for me, though,Copy !req
441. because I have to live
with a crazy person.Copy !req
442. I heard noises. Upstairs.Copy !req
443. Ghosts? Honestly.
You know what I heard? Rats.Copy !req
444. Yes, we have them.
Can you believe that?Copy !req
445. Dirty animals.Copy !req
446. I've been meaning to tell you
to stay away from upstairs,Copy !req
447. until I've cleared
them all, okay?Copy !req
448. I don't need you getting sick.Copy !req
449. Okay, Mama.Copy !req
450. I'll watch out
for those dirty rats.Copy !req
451. Where are all
the goddamn knives?Copy !req
452. Are you going to bed, too?Copy !req
453. Yes. Soon.Copy !req
454. I have to tidy
some things first.Copy !req
455. What things?Copy !req
456. Mama things.Copy !req
457. Boy, you have to trust me, okay?Copy !req
458. I'm the boss here, ja?Copy !req
459. I guess.Copy !req
460. Good boy.Copy !req
461. Yes, but with... with one eye. Like...Copy !req
462. Almost.Copy !req
463. Not quite.Copy !req
464. Great. You got it.Copy !req
465. Ja.Copy !req
466. You have to be more quiet.Copy !req
467. He heard noises up here.Copy !req
468. If I have to choose
between you and my son, I...Copy !req
469. I won't know where to send you.Copy !req
470. You hear me?Copy !req
471. He can't know.
If he knows, then they know.Copy !req
472. - You could reason with him.
- You don't know him.Copy !req
473. He's a fanatic.Copy !req
474. It took him three weeks
to get over the factCopy !req
475. that his grandfather
was not blond.Copy !req
476. I know he's in there somewhere.Copy !req
477. The little boy who loves to
play and runs to youCopy !req
478. because he's scared of thunder.Copy !req
479. Thinks you invented
chocolate cake.Copy !req
480. In the end, that's all you have.Copy !req
481. Hope...Copy !req
482. that your only remaining child
is not just another ghost.Copy !req
483. Perhaps we're all ghosts now.
We just don't know it.Copy !req
484. Perhaps.Copy !req
485. You've lived
more lifetimes than most.Copy !req
486. I haven't lived at all.Copy !req
487. You're being challenged.Copy !req
488. They say you can't live,
that you won't live.Copy !req
489. If that comes true,
then they win.Copy !req
490. They've been winning so far.Copy !req
491. They'll never win.
That's the power you have.Copy !req
492. As long as there's someone alive,
somewhere, then they lose.Copy !req
493. They didn't get you yesterday or today.
You make tomorrow the same.Copy !req
494. Hey.Copy !req
495. Tomorrow must be the same.Copy !req
496. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
497. You must stretch.Copy !req
498. Does that hurt you?Copy !req
499. - Yes.
- Good. Pain is your friend.Copy !req
500. Soon your leg will only beCopy !req
501. a little bit deformed
and pointless.Copy !req
502. I'm going to recommend another
month off school thoughCopy !req
503. because your face
might scare the other kids.Copy !req
504. It's kind of ugly.Copy !req
505. Okay, who's next?Copy !req
506. Jojo.Copy !req
507. Baby, I have to go.Copy !req
508. I'll see you at home. Mmm.Copy !req
509. - Hi, Captain K.
- Hey.Copy !req
510. If it isn't
Herr Hand Grenade himself.Copy !req
511. Ah.Copy !req
512. How's the leg, kid?Copy !req
513. It's pretty much healed.Copy !req
514. It only 80% hurts now.Copy !req
515. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
516. I'm being made
to teach the HJ boysCopy !req
517. water warfare training.Copy !req
518. You know, in case they ever needCopy !req
519. to go to battle
in a swimming pool.Copy !req
520. Can I ask you
a question about Jews?Copy !req
521. Oh, God. Why?Copy !req
522. What should I do if I see one?Copy !req
523. Ugh. Okay.Copy !req
524. If you see a Jew, you tell us,Copy !req
525. we tell the Gestapo,
and they tell the SS,Copy !req
526. and then they go
and they kill the Jew.Copy !req
527. And anyone who helped the Jew.Copy !req
528. And because these are very
paranoid times,Copy !req
529. probably some
other people just in case.Copy !req
530. It's a pretty drawn out process.Copy !req
531. Even if the Jew
hypnotized someoneCopy !req
532. to make them hide
the Jew in the first place?Copy !req
533. I'd be amazed
if that could happen.Copy !req
534. No, it can happen.Copy !req
535. It happened to my uncle.Copy !req
536. A Jew hypnotized himCopy !req
537. and he became a massive
drunk and a gambler.Copy !req
538. And he cheated on his wifeCopy !req
539. and he had an inappropriate
relationship with my sister.Copy !req
540. And then he drowned
in an unrelated accident,Copy !req
541. but it was the Jew's fault.Copy !req
542. Anyway. Did you see one?
A Jew.Copy !req
543. - I'm not sure I'd be able to tell if I did.
- Yeah, me neither.Copy !req
544. Without their funny hats,
it's damn near impossible.Copy !req
545. Someone should write a book
on the subject.Copy !req
546. It would make things so much easier.Copy !req
547. - It would be a hit.
- Ja.Copy !req
548. Finkie, they're drowning.
Come on.Copy !req
549. I'll see you later, little man.Copy !req
550. Okay, here's the situation.Copy !req
551. If I tell on you,
you'll be in big trouble,Copy !req
552. and I don't think you want that.Copy !req
553. But then you'll tell on me and my mother,
and we'll be in trouble,Copy !req
554. which I don't want.Copy !req
555. And if you tell my mother I know,
then she'll kick you out,Copy !req
556. which you don't want.Copy !req
557. And if I tell my mother I know,Copy !req
558. then you'll
cut off my Nazi head,Copy !req
559. which I also don't want.Copy !req
560. So, it's a Mexican stalemate.Copy !req
561. It's just a normal stalemate.Copy !req
562. I have some conditions
for allowing you to stay here.Copy !req
563. - "Conditions?"
- Yes.Copy !req
564. Tell me everything
about the Jewish race.Copy !req
565. Okay.Copy !req
566. We're like you,Copy !req
567. but human.Copy !req
568. Please take this seriously.Copy !req
569. Think of this as an exposé.Copy !req
570. I want to know all your secrets.Copy !req
571. Kindly refrain from sitting
on my sister's bed.Copy !req
572. Why? She doesn't need it.Copy !req
573. You know nothing of my sister.Copy !req
574. Inge and I were friends.Copy !req
575. I remember you.Copy !req
576. Such a funny little boy.Copy !req
577. Enough with the small talk.Copy !req
578. Start telling me
about your kind.Copy !req
579. Obviously, we are demons
who love money.Copy !req
580. Right?Copy !req
581. Obviously.
Everyone knows that.Copy !req
582. But what people don't know
is that we're also allergic to food.Copy !req
583. Cheese, bread, meat.Copy !req
584. That stuff
will kill us instantly.Copy !req
585. So, if you're thinking
of ending my life,Copy !req
586. that's the fastest way.Copy !req
587. Also biscuits, lethal.Copy !req
588. Very funny.Copy !req
589. Anyway, there's not enough
food for you,Copy !req
590. so I don't know
what you're going to do.Copy !req
591. Your mother managed
to find me some bread.Copy !req
592. She's kind.
She treats me like a person.Copy !req
593. But you're not.
Not a proper person.Copy !req
594. Are you?Copy !req
595. How dare you, Jew!Copy !req
596. You are weak like an eyelash.Copy !req
597. I am born of Aryan ancestry.Copy !req
598. My blood is the color
of a pure red rose.Copy !req
599. And my eyes are blue like...Copy !req
600. Break free.Copy !req
601. Break free, great Aryan.
There are no weak Jews.Copy !req
602. I am descended from those who
wrestle angels and kill giants.Copy !req
603. We were chosen by God.Copy !req
604. You were chosen by a
pathetic little manCopy !req
605. who can't even grow
a full mustache.Copy !req
606. The stronger race, huh?Copy !req
607. So, how's it all going
with that Jew thing upstairs?Copy !req
608. Well, she doesn't want
to talk to me.Copy !req
609. Mm-hmm. Well, you are a Nazi.Copy !req
610. I guess.Copy !req
611. This book is going
to be harder to write than I thought.Copy !req
612. Hmm.Copy !req
613. What's she doing? She's burning something.Copy !req
614. What is she burning?Copy !req
615. - What are you burning?
- She can't hear you.Copy !req
616. What are you burning?Copy !req
617. Why so happy?Copy !req
618. Things are changing.Copy !req
619. The Allies have taken Italy.Copy !req
620. France will be next
and soon the war will be over.Copy !req
621. Goddamn it!
Why does that make you happy?Copy !req
622. You hate your country that much?Copy !req
623. I love my country.
It's the war I hate.Copy !req
624. It's pointless and stupid,Copy !req
625. and the sooner
we have peace, the better.Copy !req
626. Oh, the war will end.Copy !req
627. We will crush our enemies
into dust.Copy !req
628. And when they are destroyed,Copy !req
629. we shall use
their graves as toilets.Copy !req
630. Okay. No more politics.Copy !req
631. Dinner is neutral ground.
This table is Switzerland.Copy !req
632. Let's eat.Copy !req
633. You aren't eating.Copy !req
634. No. I am not that hungry.Copy !req
635. I might eat later.Copy !req
636. For now, I am just going to
chew on these grapes.Copy !req
637. Well, I'm especially hungry
tonight.Copy !req
638. So maybe I'll just finish yours.Copy !req
639. Don't want it to go to waste.Copy !req
640. How was your day, Johannes?Copy !req
641. Oh, you know,
just wandered around,Copy !req
642. being a deformed kid
with nothing to live for.Copy !req
643. You're not deformed.Copy !req
644. My face looks like
a goddamn street map, woman.Copy !req
645. I wouldn't expect you
to understand.Copy !req
646. If my father were here,
he'd get it.Copy !req
647. Well, he's not.Copy !req
648. I know. And instead,
I'm stuck with you.Copy !req
649. You want your dad, 'eh?Copy !req
650. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
651. - Yeah? Yeah?
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
652. - Yeah?
- Yeah!Copy !req
653. Fine.Copy !req
654. Don't you ever talkCopy !req
655. to your goddamn mother
like that!Copy !req
656. Paul, what happened?Copy !req
657. Paul?Copy !req
658. I yelled at the kid.Copy !req
659. What? Go apologize.Copy !req
660. Sorry, kid.Copy !req
661. What?Copy !req
662. What kind of apology was that?Copy !req
663. Sorry, kid.Copy !req
664. Jojo...Copy !req
665. I know you miss me, but I'm...Copy !req
666. I'm out there trying to make
a difference in the world.Copy !req
667. And while I'm gone,Copy !req
668. I need you
to take care of my Rosie.Copy !req
669. Can you do that?Copy !req
670. Yes, Dad.Copy !req
671. Thanks.Copy !req
672. She's doing what she can.Copy !req
673. Oh, gosh.
We made a good kid, huh?Copy !req
674. Mm-mm! Damn, that's good.Copy !req
675. It reminds me of dancing
with Rosie in The Red Salon.Copy !req
676. You remember, honey?Copy !req
677. Of course I do, babe.Copy !req
678. Hey, don't just sit there, kid.Copy !req
679. Come.Copy !req
680. Dance with your parents, come.Copy !req
681. So, I'd like you to draw
a picture of where Jews live.Copy !req
682. Where you all eat, sleep,Copy !req
683. and where the queen Jew
lays the eggs.Copy !req
684. You really are an idiot.Copy !req
685. Come on. We have a lot of work to do.Copy !req
686. Tell me about your family.Copy !req
687. I'll tell you about the Jews,Copy !req
688. but you are not privileged
to know about my family.Copy !req
689. But I need background.Copy !req
690. Why are you
hanging around with me?Copy !req
691. Don't you have any friends?Copy !req
692. Of course. Yorki.Copy !req
693. - "Yorki?"
- Amongst others.Copy !req
694. Well, you don't have anyone.Copy !req
695. I have Nathan.Copy !req
696. "Nathan?"
Who the hell is that?Copy !req
697. - My fiancé. I have him.
- Where is he?Copy !req
698. Fighting in the resistance, see.Copy !req
699. He proposed to me
on the banks of the Fluß.Copy !req
700. He knelt down like a proper gentleman,
recited a poem by Rilke.Copy !req
701. And when I said yes,
we danced into the night.Copy !req
702. Snore.Copy !req
703. Who's Rilke?Copy !req
704. A great poet.
Nathan's favorite.Copy !req
705. Oh, Nathan's favorite? Yay.Copy !req
706. He's coming to rescue me,
then we'll go live in Paris.Copy !req
707. You'd turn your back
on Germany forever?Copy !req
708. It turned on me first.Copy !req
709. Well, we don't need you.Copy !req
710. You and your stupid boyfriend
can shut upCopy !req
711. and go live in damn
cheese, snail, baguette land.Copy !req
712. Now, now, just because
you don't have a girlfriend.Copy !req
713. I'm way too busy for a girlfriend.Copy !req
714. One day, you'll make time.Copy !req
715. You'll think of nothing else.Copy !req
716. You'll meet someone
and spend your daysCopy !req
717. dreaming of the moment you can
hold them in your arms again.Copy !req
718. That's love.Copy !req
719. - Ridiculous.
- Finished.Copy !req
720. I said to draw where Jews live.Copy !req
721. This is just a stupid picture
of my head.Copy !req
722. Yeah. That's where we live.Copy !req
723. Rilke, Rilke, Rilke.Copy !req
724. Where are you?
Poetry-writing dumbhead.Copy !req
725. Ah.Copy !req
726. Yes. Great thinking, Rabbit.Copy !req
727. We'll use all of these books to make
a fake floor that she'll fall through.Copy !req
728. Straight into
a pit full of piranhasCopy !req
729. and... and lava and bacon.Copy !req
730. - Why, she won't know what hit her.
- Shh!Copy !req
731. - Shh?
- Shh!Copy !req
732. You shush. Shush me?Copy !req
733. Let's get a book and let's go.
Libraries are dumb.Copy !req
734. Yeah, this is a really good idea,
what we're doing right now.Copy !req
735. If she had a heart, this would
break it clean in two.Copy !req
736. I have something to tell you.Copy !req
737. I came across
an old letter from Nathan,Copy !req
738. your fiancé, addressed to you.Copy !req
739. - What the hell are you talking about?
- I'll just read it.Copy !req
740. "Dear Elsa, this is hard
for me to say,Copy !req
741. "but I don't want
to marry you anymore.Copy !req
742. "I found a new woman
and we laugh a lotCopy !req
743. "and do the tongue-kiss.Copy !req
744. "It's like my favorite poet,
Rilke, says,Copy !req
745. "'We need in love to practice only this:
letting each other go.'Copy !req
746. "So, goodbye and sorry
about letting you go.Copy !req
747. "From Nathan, your ex-fiancé.Copy !req
748. "PS, I'm not really
in the resistance.Copy !req
749. "I was lying.Copy !req
750. I'm unemployed
and quite fat now."Copy !req
751. Um... don't open the door,Copy !req
752. but I actually forgot
there was a second letter.Copy !req
753. "Dear Elsa...Copy !req
754. "I just wanted to let you know that I don't
want to break up with you now.Copy !req
755. "I changed my mind because I don't want you
to kill yourself over me,Copy !req
756. "which a couple of girls
have done in the past,Copy !req
757. "and it's pretty stressful.Copy !req
758. "I need you to stay alive.Copy !req
759. "Thank God you're being
taken care of by that kidCopy !req
760. "who I must say is a remarkable young man
beyond his years.Copy !req
761. "And brave, too.Copy !req
762. "And let's still
get married sometime,Copy !req
763. "even though
I am truly unemployedCopy !req
764. "and have nothing
going on for me.Copy !req
765. Yours, Nathan."Copy !req
766. - Beethoven.
- Einstein.Copy !req
767. - Bach.
- Gershwin.Copy !req
768. Brahms. Wagner. Mozart.Copy !req
769. Musicians, is that all you have?Copy !req
770. Rilke.Copy !req
771. Oh, yeah, of course.Copy !req
772. Your favorite, Rilke.
Jewish mother.Copy !req
773. Dietrich, then.Copy !req
774. Houdini.Copy !req
775. - No. That's impossible.
- Believe it, brother.Copy !req
776. Just ask Pissarro, Modigliani,
Man Ray, Gertrude Stein,Copy !req
777. Mr. Moses and the king of them all,
Jesus Christi. Amen.Copy !req
778. Pew, pew, pew!Copy !req
779. Well, you're just saying
any old name now.Copy !req
780. I've never heard of these people
and now I'm fed up.Copy !req
781. Hey.Copy !req
782. If you find any more
of those letters,Copy !req
783. will you let me know?Copy !req
784. Sure.Copy !req
785. Okay.Copy !req
786. Bye.Copy !req
787. Ah, these banks used to be full of lovers.Copy !req
788. There was dancing and singing.Copy !req
789. Romance.Copy !req
790. There's no time for romance.Copy !req
791. We're at war.Copy !req
792. Oh. There's always time for romance.Copy !req
793. Someday you'll meet
someone special.Copy !req
794. Why does everyone
keep telling me that?Copy !req
795. Who else tells you that?Copy !req
796. Everyone.Copy !req
797. Anyway.Copy !req
798. It's a stupid idea.Copy !req
799. You're stupid.Copy !req
800. Love is the strongest thing
in the world.Copy !req
801. I think you'll find that metal
is the strongest thing in the world.Copy !req
802. Followed closely by dynamite,
and then muscles.Copy !req
803. Besides, I wouldn't
even know it if I saw it.Copy !req
804. Surprise, surprise.Copy !req
805. Your shoelaces are undone again.Copy !req
806. Oh, Jojo.Copy !req
807. You'll know when it happens.Copy !req
808. You'll feel it.Copy !req
809. It's a pain.Copy !req
810. - In my arse, I bet.
- In your tummy.Copy !req
811. Like, like, you're
full of butterflies.Copy !req
812. - Yuck.
- Yeah, "yuck."Copy !req
813. Come on, Shitler.
Let's get a move on.Copy !req
814. Whoa!Copy !req
815. - Hey!
- What's wrong with you?Copy !req
816. I'm worried about you, man.
Are you drunk? Again?Copy !req
817. Come on. Oh, God.Copy !req
818. Could you
please untie them?Copy !req
819. - You're really getting fat.
- I'm not...Copy !req
820. You know what? Why don't I
just leave you here, okay?Copy !req
821. - No.
- I'll come and get you tomorrow.Copy !req
822. - Okay? How about that?
- No. Mama, Mama!Copy !req
823. You'll figure it out, darling.Copy !req
824. - No!
- I'll meet you back at the house.Copy !req
825. - I'll see you tomorrow morning.
- Mama, Mama!Copy !req
826. You're growing up too fast.Copy !req
827. Ten-year-olds shouldn't be
celebrating war and talking politics.Copy !req
828. You should be climbing treesCopy !req
829. and then falling out of
those trees.Copy !req
830. But the Führer says when we winCopy !req
831. it is us, young boys
who will rule the world.Copy !req
832. Pfft!Copy !req
833. The Reich is dying.Copy !req
834. We're going to lose the warCopy !req
835. and then what are you
going to do, hmm?Copy !req
836. Life is a gift.Copy !req
837. We must celebrate it.Copy !req
838. We have to dance to show God
we are grateful to be alive.Copy !req
839. Well, I won't dance.Copy !req
840. Dancing is for people
who don't have a job.Copy !req
841. Dancing is for people
who are free.Copy !req
842. It's an escape from all this.Copy !req
843. Well, you're free
to dance your way home.Copy !req
844. I'll ride.Copy !req
845. Oh, no, you don't.Copy !req
846. No one can stop me.Copy !req
847. Welcome home, boys!Copy !req
848. Now, go home
and kiss your mothers!Copy !req
849. No news from Nathan today,
I'm afraid.Copy !req
850. He's probably doing
something amazing,Copy !req
851. like reading a book
or growing a beard.Copy !req
852. What's wrong?Copy !req
853. You want me to tell you
about the Jews?Copy !req
854. Don't care.Copy !req
855. In the beginning,
we used to live in caves.Copy !req
856. - Deep, deep in the center of the Earth.
- Wait.Copy !req
857. Scary places full of strange
and wonderful creaturesCopy !req
858. all with one thing in common.Copy !req
859. Mm-hmm. Stealing
the ends of penises?Copy !req
860. No, you idiot.Copy !req
861. - The love of art.
- No cutting penises off?Copy !req
862. Do you want the story or not?Copy !req
863. You may continue,
but I know it's true.Copy !req
864. The penis thing.Copy !req
865. Rabbis use them for earplugs.Copy !req
866. And moving on.Copy !req
867. After many years of developing
magic and spells,Copy !req
868. we slowly moved out of
the caves and into the towns.Copy !req
869. Some of us stayed in the caves,
though, in animal bodies.Copy !req
870. Which are blobs or something?Copy !req
871. Well, I'll draw them for you.Copy !req
872. There.Copy !req
873. It'd be better with color.Copy !req
874. Where's the horns?Copy !req
875. Under the hair.Copy !req
876. Where's yours?Copy !req
877. I'm too young.Copy !req
878. - They grow when you turn 21.
- Oh.Copy !req
879. These days we live among normal people,Copy !req
880. but often we take over a houseCopy !req
881. and hang from
the ceiling when we sleep.Copy !req
882. Like bats.Copy !req
883. Oh, and another thing isCopy !req
884. we can read each other's minds.Copy !req
885. Oh, my God.Copy !req
886. Everyone's minds?Copy !req
887. - What about German minds?
- No.Copy !req
888. Their heads are too thick
for us to penetrate.Copy !req
889. Like birds, our true language
sounds like singing.Copy !req
890. And we're also attracted
to shiny things.Copy !req
891. Crystals, glass and gold.Copy !req
892. "Attracted to shiny things."Copy !req
893. But also ugly things.Copy !req
894. Jews love ugliness.Copy !req
895. That's another thing
we learned at school.Copy !req
896. You love them, yes?Copy !req
897. Ugly things.Copy !req
898. Hi.Copy !req
899. You two seem to be
getting on well.Copy !req
900. I was just making sure
she was still alive.Copy !req
901. - What do you care?
- I don't.Copy !req
902. I just don't want
a dead person in my house.Copy !req
903. - How would you like it?
- I'd love it.Copy !req
904. More dead people
in my house, please.Copy !req
905. Look, just all the time
you two are spending together,Copy !req
906. it's making me feel
very uncomfortable.Copy !req
907. You suggested it
in the first place.Copy !req
908. Did I?Copy !req
909. - Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, I did.Copy !req
910. Besides, it's for the book.Copy !req
911. Oh, God, you're right.Copy !req
912. I'm sorry.
Did I make it weird?Copy !req
913. It's weird now, isn't it?Copy !req
914. It shouldn't be weird
between us.Copy !req
915. None of this should be weird.Copy !req
916. It's fine. I'm just tired.
I'm going to bed.Copy !req
917. Ja, I was just keeping
your bed warm for you.Copy !req
918. 'Cause that's
what real friends do.Copy !req
919. Hey, what do think
about this uniform?Copy !req
920. I'm not sure
about the hips on the pants.Copy !req
921. Should they be bigger?Copy !req
922. - You look great.
- Thank you.Copy !req
923. Now, listen, Jojo.
Can I give you some really good advice?Copy !req
924. When you see what's in her mindCopy !req
925. and where she's trying
to make you go in your mind,Copy !req
926. in your mind,
you must go the other way.Copy !req
927. Get what I'm saying?Copy !req
928. Do not let her put you
in a brain prison.Copy !req
929. That, dear Jojo,Copy !req
930. is one thing that cannot
and must not ever,Copy !req
931. ever happen to a German!Copy !req
932. Do not let your German brain
be bossed around!Copy !req
933. I won't let her boss
my German brain around, mein Führer.Copy !req
934. Try not to.Copy !req
935. Now, I think you've got
a lot of good information in your book.Copy !req
936. It's time to show it
to the world, don't you think?Copy !req
937. Ja.Copy !req
938. - Adolf?
- Hmm?Copy !req
939. Do you think I'm ugly?Copy !req
940. Yes.Copy !req
941. Is he asleep?Copy !req
942. Mmm.Copy !req
943. He's different.Copy !req
944. He suspects something.
He thinks Inge's ghost lives up here.Copy !req
945. You remind me of her.
You really do.Copy !req
946. I would love to have seen her
grow into a woman.Copy !req
947. But I'll have to
watch you instead.Copy !req
948. I don't know anything
about being a woman.Copy !req
949. Is that what it is?Copy !req
950. You do things like drink wine?Copy !req
951. Sure. You drink.Copy !req
952. Champagne, if you're happy.Copy !req
953. Champagne, if you're sad.Copy !req
954. You drive a car.Copy !req
955. Gamble if you want.Copy !req
956. Own diamonds.Copy !req
957. Learn how to fire a gun.Copy !req
958. You travel to Morocco.Copy !req
959. Take up lovers.Copy !req
960. Make them suffer.Copy !req
961. You look a tiger in the eye.Copy !req
962. And trust without fear.Copy !req
963. That's what it is to be a woman.Copy !req
964. How do you do that?Copy !req
965. How do you know
you can trust someone?Copy !req
966. You trust them.Copy !req
967. Good night.Copy !req
968. All those other things.Copy !req
969. Did you do that stuff?Copy !req
970. You know,
go to Morocco and the rest?Copy !req
971. No.Copy !req
972. I never looked a tiger
in the eye.Copy !req
973. Finkel, I meant we'd need dogs
for when the city is attacked,Copy !req
974. not actual German shepherds.Copy !req
975. Get them out of here.Copy !req
976. Get them out of here!Copy !req
977. - Now! Now! Now!
- Move along, please. Move along, please.Copy !req
978. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
979. - I'm sorry for yelling at you.
- I feel so stupid.Copy !req
980. No, no. It's a silly name for a dog.
I should've been more clear.Copy !req
981. - You're doing a great job.
- Danke.Copy !req
982. Hiya, kid.Copy !req
983. How can we help you today,
Master Betzler?Copy !req
984. What's up? Walk with me.Copy !req
985. If someone turned in a Jew,
would they get a medal or something?Copy !req
986. Jews, Jews, Jews.
You're still going on about those people?Copy !req
987. You know I'm preparing the city
for imminent invasion, right?Copy !req
988. I'm trying to plan
a defense strategy.Copy !req
989. I've got Americans to the west,Copy !req
990. got Russians to the east.Copy !req
991. My friend once met some
Russians and they ate him.Copy !req
992. Who's the walnuts?Copy !req
993. Walnuts are just walnuts, kid.Copy !req
994. What do you want to talk about?Copy !req
995. Well, I am learning
a lot about Jews.Copy !req
996. Did you know Jews
can read each other's minds?Copy !req
997. And when they sleep,
they hang from the ceiling, like bats.Copy !req
998. That's fascinating.
And where did you come by this information?Copy !req
999. Research.
I'm writing a book.Copy !req
1000. Oh, congratulations.
What's it called?Copy !req
1001. Yoohoo Jew.Copy !req
1002. It's an exposé on Jews.Copy !req
1003. You could also call it
Who Are You, Jew?Copy !req
1004. Or what about Jews News?Copy !req
1005. Oh, you do have
a wonderful imagination on you.Copy !req
1006. - But it's real.
- Ja, of course it's real.Copy !req
1007. When I was your age,
I had an imaginary friend called Conny.Copy !req
1008. He used to wet my bed
when I was asleep.Copy !req
1009. He got me in so much trouble.Copy !req
1010. Hey, come here. You might like
to check out what I'm working on.Copy !req
1011. As part of our preparations
for the invasion,Copy !req
1012. I'm redesigning my uniform.Copy !req
1013. Note, the feathers
for aerodynamics,Copy !req
1014. the sparkly color
to dazzle the enemy,Copy !req
1015. the boots purely decorative.Copy !req
1016. And this,Copy !req
1017. this is a Gatling gun
mounted with a radioCopy !req
1018. which emits annoying music
to dishearten the enemy.Copy !req
1019. This is all copyrighted,
by the way.Copy !req
1020. That means you can't copy it.Copy !req
1021. Ja. Don't get any ideas, kid.Copy !req
1022. The kids tell me that
your father's away fighting.Copy !req
1023. So it appears you are now
the man of the house. How's that going?Copy !req
1024. It's okay.Copy !req
1025. Ja?Copy !req
1026. So, what jobs
do you have for me today?Copy !req
1027. Well, I've got one, I won't lie.Copy !req
1028. It's a bit of a step down
from what you're used to,Copy !req
1029. but we need all hands on deck
right now.Copy !req
1030. Metal for Hitler!Copy !req
1031. Pots and pans
for the war effort!Copy !req
1032. - Metal for Hitler!
- Metal for Hitler!Copy !req
1033. Nuts and bolts!Copy !req
1034. Pots and pans!Copy !req
1035. "Free Germany."Copy !req
1036. Jojo?Copy !req
1037. - Yorki?
- Hi!Copy !req
1038. You're a soldier now?Copy !req
1039. At your service.Copy !req
1040. But you're only 11.Copy !req
1041. I know.Copy !req
1042. - May I?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
1043. Is that paper?Copy !req
1044. That's what I thought at first, too,
but it's "paper-like."Copy !req
1045. It's the latest materialCopy !req
1046. invented by our top scientists.Copy !req
1047. Well, I'm impressed.Copy !req
1048. Hey, Yorki.Copy !req
1049. I caught a Jew. A real one.Copy !req
1050. Oh, a Jew?Copy !req
1051. I saw some that they caughtCopy !req
1052. hiding in the forest last month.Copy !req
1053. Personally, I didn't see
what all the fuss was about.Copy !req
1054. They weren't at all scary
and seemed kind of normal.Copy !req
1055. Oh, I'm getting distracted.Copy !req
1056. I got to go.Copy !req
1057. Bye.Copy !req
1058. - Bye.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
1059. It's so hard to run
in this thing.Copy !req
1060. I found these.Copy !req
1061. You can have them.
They're probably broken.Copy !req
1062. Doesn't mean anything.Copy !req
1063. Maybe you can draw something
for my book.Copy !req
1064. I could draw you again.Copy !req
1065. No one wants to see
pictures of cripples.Copy !req
1066. You're hardly a cripple.Copy !req
1067. Besides, true artists
don't see that stuff.Copy !req
1068. Blind artists, you mean.Copy !req
1069. It's fine.Copy !req
1070. I'll just accept I'll be
one of those guysCopy !req
1071. who'll never get to kiss a girl.Copy !req
1072. You will be kissed, Jojo.Copy !req
1073. Do you want me to kiss you?Copy !req
1074. Okay.Copy !req
1075. Two things.Copy !req
1076. Thing number one:Copy !req
1077. It's illegal for Nazis and Jews
to hang out like we do,Copy !req
1078. let alone kiss.Copy !req
1079. Thing number two:Copy !req
1080. It'd just be a sympathy kiss,
which doesn't count.Copy !req
1081. You're not a Nazi.Copy !req
1082. Uh, I'm massively
into swastikas,Copy !req
1083. so I think that's a pretty
good sign right there.Copy !req
1084. You're not a Nazi, Jojo.Copy !req
1085. You're a ten-year-old kid
who likes swastikasCopy !req
1086. and likes dressing up
in a funny uniformCopy !req
1087. and wants to be part of a club.Copy !req
1088. But you are not one of them.Copy !req
1089. Okay.Copy !req
1090. Let's just agree to disagree.Copy !req
1091. All right?Copy !req
1092. "Not a Nazi."Copy !req
1093. What a dirty Jew.Copy !req
1094. Come on. Hide.Copy !req
1095. Hurry. Go.Copy !req
1096. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1097. Allow me to introduce myself.Copy !req
1098. I'm Captain Herman Deertz
of the Falkenheim Gestapo.Copy !req
1099. With me, Herr Mueller,
Herr Junker,Copy !req
1100. Herr Klum and Herr Frosch.
May we come in?Copy !req
1101. Thank you so much.Copy !req
1102. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1103. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1104. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1105. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1106. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1107. Hey, Jojo!Copy !req
1108. Hey, guys!Copy !req
1109. Good to see you!Copy !req
1110. My bicycle got a flat tire,
so I carried it.Copy !req
1111. - Captain Klenzendorf. Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1112. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1113. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1114. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1115. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1116. You know Freddy Finkel.Copy !req
1117. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1118. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1119. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1120. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1121. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1122. So, did I miss anything?Copy !req
1123. No, no. We were just
" Heil Hitlering" the boyCopy !req
1124. and then
" Heil Hitlering" yourselfCopy !req
1125. and then, of course,
" Heil Hitlering" Freddy FinkelCopy !req
1126. and now we are in the midst
of a routine inspection.Copy !req
1127. And, uh, what brings
you here, Captain?Copy !req
1128. Oh, we were just passing byCopy !req
1129. and we thought we'd drop off
some pamphlets for the boy.Copy !req
1130. He works for us.Copy !req
1131. - I see.
- Ja.Copy !req
1132. - And yourself?
- Oh, you know how it is.Copy !req
1133. Every day we take a call.
"Hello, is that the Gestapo?Copy !req
1134. I believe there's a Communist
hiding behind my fridge."Copy !req
1135. We go around to investigate.
It's just some mold.Copy !req
1136. So, not far off.Copy !req
1137. It's all part of the job.Copy !req
1138. Oh!Copy !req
1139. Now this is my kind
of little boy's bedroom.Copy !req
1140. Oh, yes.Copy !req
1141. There he is.Copy !req
1142. You and your friends
may have heard a rumorCopy !req
1143. that Hitler only has one ball.Copy !req
1144. This is nonsense.Copy !req
1145. He has four.Copy !req
1146. So, you are volunteering at
the Hitlerjugend office, yes?Copy !req
1147. Yes.Copy !req
1148. Oh, good for you.Copy !req
1149. I wish more of our young boys
had your blind fanaticism.Copy !req
1150. What on Earth
are those oafs up to?Copy !req
1151. Why don't we go upstairs
and see, yes?Copy !req
1152. Do you know
where your mother is?Copy !req
1153. No. I think she's in town.Copy !req
1154. Has she been spending
much time at home?Copy !req
1155. She is quite busy.Copy !req
1156. Is she?Copy !req
1157. Well, I'm pleased to see
that you're wearing your...Copy !req
1158. jugend uniform,Copy !req
1159. but...Copy !req
1160. where is your knife?Copy !req
1161. You must always carry
your DJ knife. Where is it?Copy !req
1162. - I left it...
- It's here.Copy !req
1163. And who might you be?Copy !req
1164. Well, who might you be?
And what are you doing in my house?Copy !req
1165. You live here too?Copy !req
1166. I'm his sister, Inge.Copy !req
1167. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1168. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1169. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1170. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1171. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1172. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1173. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1174. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1175. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1176. I did not know you had a sister, Johannes.Copy !req
1177. Sometimes he'd prefer
if I was dead.Copy !req
1178. Isn't that right,
little Frankenstein?Copy !req
1179. Now, now.
There is no need to attackCopy !req
1180. his hideous physical deformity.Copy !req
1181. That is a war wound.Copy !req
1182. But, uh, why do you
have his knife?Copy !req
1183. I'm guarding my room because
he refuses to stay out of it.Copy !req
1184. Well, what do you
have hidden in there?Copy !req
1185. Oh, you know, girl stuff.Copy !req
1186. May I?Copy !req
1187. Naturally.Copy !req
1188. You see, we deal with an inordinate
number of reports,Copy !req
1189. denunciations
and general investigations.Copy !req
1190. And, of course,
we are indeed interestedCopy !req
1191. in problems of crime
and anti-party sentiment,Copy !req
1192. but we still have
one greater concern,Copy !req
1193. that of the "Goldilockses."Copy !req
1194. Sneaking around,
eating other people's food,Copy !req
1195. sleeping in their beds.Copy !req
1196. It really is quite rude.Copy !req
1197. I don't suppose I could
see your papers, could I?Copy !req
1198. Papers, Miss Betzler.
Quickly, please. We don't have all day.Copy !req
1199. Yes, of course.Copy !req
1200. How old are you in this photo?Copy !req
1201. They're three years old.Copy !req
1202. I was 14.Copy !req
1203. Date of birth?Copy !req
1204. First of May.Copy !req
1205. 1929.Copy !req
1206. Correct.
Thank you, Inge.Copy !req
1207. Get a new photo. You look
like a ghost in this one.Copy !req
1208. Wait.Copy !req
1209. What is...Copy !req
1210. this?Copy !req
1211. Yoohoo Jew.Copy !req
1212. Tell me, who did this?Copy !req
1213. I did.Copy !req
1214. It's an exposé on Jews.Copy !req
1215. How they think, behave, look.Copy !req
1216. It'll be a gift to the Führer.Copy !req
1217. Guys, you have to see this.Copy !req
1218. Oh, look at this one.
He has a tail.Copy !req
1219. There's one of them
hanging upside down like a bat.Copy !req
1220. This one here, it is
a drawing of their heads.Copy !req
1221. And who is operating
the machinery of their brains?Copy !req
1222. The devil.Copy !req
1223. Ah, it's funny 'cause it's true.Copy !req
1224. Oh, look at
this little, stupid Jew.Copy !req
1225. There they are with horns.Copy !req
1226. What is this?Copy !req
1227. "Die, Nathan, die."Copy !req
1228. "Ways of killing Nathan."Copy !req
1229. Nathan being tortured by snakes.Copy !req
1230. Poked with sticks.Copy !req
1231. Being fired from a cannonCopy !req
1232. and just being called names.Copy !req
1233. Yeah.
Nathan being crushed under the wheelCopy !req
1234. of an old-time
penny-farthing bicycle.Copy !req
1235. Who is Nathan, please?Copy !req
1236. Just some boy.Copy !req
1237. Nathan being roasted over an open fire.Copy !req
1238. Reminds me,
we must get back and...Copy !req
1239. - You remember? Cause we left that guy hanging up.
- Ja. Ja.Copy !req
1240. Thank you for this.
You have really made my day.Copy !req
1241. I do hope you continue with it.Copy !req
1242. And, of course,Copy !req
1243. if you see anything suspicious,
give us a ring.Copy !req
1244. Good day.Copy !req
1245. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1246. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1247. Nice to meet you, Inge.Copy !req
1248. Stay home, Jojo.Copy !req
1249. Look after your family.Copy !req
1250. Look after this knife.Copy !req
1251. Elsa, you fooled them.Copy !req
1252. May seventh.Copy !req
1253. What?Copy !req
1254. She was born on the seventh,
not the first.Copy !req
1255. He was helping us.Copy !req
1256. They'll be back.Copy !req
1257. They'll figure out she's dead,
then I'll be dead.Copy !req
1258. Nobody really knows Inge died.Copy !req
1259. You could be her.Copy !req
1260. I'll tell Mama everything
when she gets home.Copy !req
1261. That I know you
and that we're friends.Copy !req
1262. Jew and Nazi are not friends.Copy !req
1263. Man, that was a complete bust.Copy !req
1264. You mind explaining that?Copy !req
1265. She's not...Copy !req
1266. She doesn't seem
like a bad person.Copy !req
1267. I am beginning to question your loyaltyCopy !req
1268. to myself and the party.Copy !req
1269. You call yourself a patriot?Copy !req
1270. Yet, where is the evidence?Copy !req
1271. The German soldier
was born out of necessity.Copy !req
1272. Germany depends on the passion
of these young men.Copy !req
1273. Passion and the readiness
to fall for the FatherlandCopy !req
1274. despite the futile efforts
of Allied war profiteersCopy !req
1275. who send their ill-prepared armies clumsily
into the lair of the wolf.Copy !req
1276. And only zealous men who stand steadfast
in the face of the enemyCopy !req
1277. will be etched
in German memory forever.Copy !req
1278. And it is up to you to decide
if you want to be remembered,Copy !req
1279. or disappear without a traceCopy !req
1280. like a pitiful grain
of sand into a desert of insignificance.Copy !req
1281. To put it plainly...Copy !req
1282. get your shit together
and sort out your priorities.Copy !req
1283. You're ten, Jojo.Copy !req
1284. Start acting like it.Copy !req
1285. No.Copy !req
1286. Did you know?Copy !req
1287. She didn't tell me much...Copy !req
1288. only that she worked
with her friendsCopy !req
1289. and your father was
somehow involved from afar.Copy !req
1290. No. He's fighting in the war.Copy !req
1291. She said he'll be home
as soon as the war's over.Copy !req
1292. She didn't want to tell you
anything for obvious reasons.Copy !req
1293. Because she hated me.Copy !req
1294. 'Cause I'm a Nazi.Copy !req
1295. I'm the enemy.Copy !req
1296. She didn't want you
to know anythingCopy !req
1297. that could get you in trouble.Copy !req
1298. But now I have nothing.Copy !req
1299. No one.Copy !req
1300. The last time I saw my parents
was at the station.Copy !req
1301. They were put on a train.Copy !req
1302. I ran.Copy !req
1303. Slowly found my way
back to the city.Copy !req
1304. A friend of my father's hid me.Copy !req
1305. Then another friend,
then friends of friends.Copy !req
1306. Until your mother took me in.Copy !req
1307. And so far, I'm still here.Copy !req
1308. But my...Copy !req
1309. my parents went to a place
you don't come back from.Copy !req
1310. What's the first thing
you'll do when you're free?Copy !req
1311. Dance.Copy !req
1312. That's it. That's it. Hurry.Copy !req
1313. Yorki?Copy !req
1314. Jojo!Copy !req
1315. Oh, God.Copy !req
1316. Jojo.Copy !req
1317. How I've missed you.Copy !req
1318. Sorry about your mama.Copy !req
1319. I cried for ages
when I heard what happened.Copy !req
1320. What's going on out here?Copy !req
1321. The Russians, Jojo.
They're coming.Copy !req
1322. And the Americans
from the other way.Copy !req
1323. And England and China
and Africa and India.Copy !req
1324. The whole world is coming.Copy !req
1325. Help me with this ammo.Copy !req
1326. - And how are we doing?
- Terribly.Copy !req
1327. Our only friends
are the Japanese.Copy !req
1328. And just between you and me,
they don't look very Aryan.Copy !req
1329. - Remember that Jew I told you about?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1330. I still have her.Copy !req
1331. She's basically
my girlfriend now.Copy !req
1332. Oh, good for you, Jojo.
A girlfriend.Copy !req
1333. But, you know, she's Jewish.Copy !req
1334. There are bigger things to worry about
than Jews, Jojo.Copy !req
1335. There's Russians
somewhere out there.Copy !req
1336. They're worse than anyone.Copy !req
1337. I heard they eat babies
and have sex with dogs.Copy !req
1338. I mean, like, that's bad, right?Copy !req
1339. Sex with dogs?Copy !req
1340. Yeah.
The Englishmen do it, too.Copy !req
1341. We have to stop them before they eat us
and screw all our dogs.Copy !req
1342. It's crazy.Copy !req
1343. And now Hitler's gone,
we're really on our own.Copy !req
1344. - What?
- You didn't hear?Copy !req
1345. He's dead.Copy !req
1346. He gave up
and blew his brains out.Copy !req
1347. No.Copy !req
1348. That's impossible.Copy !req
1349. Blew them out.Copy !req
1350. His brains.Copy !req
1351. Turns out he was hiding
a lot of stuff from us.Copy !req
1352. Doing some really bad things
behind everyone's backs.Copy !req
1353. I'm not sure
we chose the right side.Copy !req
1354. Okay. Come here. Okay.
See that American there?Copy !req
1355. Just go give him a hug.
Go! Run! Let's go!Copy !req
1356. Oh, Yorki. Yorki, great news.Copy !req
1357. You've just been promoted,
and you get your own pistol.Copy !req
1358. Just go and shoot anybody
who looks different to us.Copy !req
1359. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
1360. Jojo, where's your uniform?Copy !req
1361. Here. Here,
put the jacket onCopy !req
1362. so they know not to shoot you.Copy !req
1363. We must kill everything
that we see.Copy !req
1364. For Hitler.Copy !req
1365. Die, devil scum!Copy !req
1366. Die!Copy !req
1367. Fall out!Copy !req
1368. Whoo! Ha!Copy !req
1369. Ja.Copy !req
1370. Come. This way.Copy !req
1371. They are here!Copy !req
1372. The Americans!Copy !req
1373. Come on.Copy !req
1374. - Stay on him.
- Behind you, Cap.Copy !req
1375. Over here. Come on, go!Copy !req
1376. I'll check him.Copy !req
1377. Hey, boys! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1378. Move the prisoners.Copy !req
1379. Keep the prisoners all in line.Copy !req
1380. Quickly. Quickly!Copy !req
1381. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
1382. What?Copy !req
1383. I-I don't understand.Copy !req
1384. Move! Move!Copy !req
1385. Get up, wretched dog.Copy !req
1386. Captain K.Copy !req
1387. Heya, kid.Copy !req
1388. Look at all this commotion, huh?Copy !req
1389. - What's happening?
- Hysteria, my friend.Copy !req
1390. We've come...
We've come to the end.Copy !req
1391. - Party's over.
- No, I'm not like them.Copy !req
1392. - Are you scared? Don't be scared.
- No. Please.Copy !req
1393. - Look at me.
- No. No.Copy !req
1394. I'm sorry about Rosie.
She was a good person.Copy !req
1395. An actual good person.Copy !req
1396. Okay?Copy !req
1397. Hey. It's okay, kid.Copy !req
1398. Shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
1399. I've been meaning to tell you. I think
your book is really great.Copy !req
1400. Ja, I'm sorry
for laughing at it.Copy !req
1401. Very creative.Copy !req
1402. Come here,
let's take a look at you.Copy !req
1403. You look good.Copy !req
1404. You're okay, kid.Copy !req
1405. Now, go home. Look after
that sister of yours.Copy !req
1406. Okay?Copy !req
1407. Get away. Get away, Jew.Copy !req
1408. - Hey! What's going on?
- Get away!Copy !req
1409. - He's a Jew.
- Shut up. You know this Nazi?Copy !req
1410. - He helped us.
- No, I don't know this dirty Jew.Copy !req
1411. No, no...Copy !req
1412. - Get away, Jew.
- Hey. Hey!Copy !req
1413. Shut your mouth, Nazi.Copy !req
1414. - No! No! No!
- Get out of here. Go home.Copy !req
1415. - No! Leave him alone!
- Go home!Copy !req
1416. No!Copy !req
1417. - Get off!
- Get out of here.Copy !req
1418. Go home!Copy !req
1419. Jojo?Copy !req
1420. Yorki!Copy !req
1421. Thank God.
I thought you were dead.Copy !req
1422. No. It seems like
I can never die.Copy !req
1423. I'm gonna go home
and see my mother.Copy !req
1424. I need a cuddle.Copy !req
1425. - Nothing makes sense anymore.
- Ja, I know.Copy !req
1426. It's definitely not
a good time to be a Nazi.Copy !req
1427. Hey. So now the war's over,Copy !req
1428. at least your girlfriend
will be free.Copy !req
1429. She can leave now.Copy !req
1430. Something wrong?Copy !req
1431. I've got to go.Copy !req
1432. - Okay.
- Sorry.Copy !req
1433. Later!Copy !req
1434. Hi. I'm home.Copy !req
1435. What's going on out there?Copy !req
1436. - Out where?
- Outside, dummy.Copy !req
1437. Jojo, what's going on?Copy !req
1438. Is it safe to come out?Copy !req
1439. Jojo, is it safe?Copy !req
1440. Can I leave?Copy !req
1441. No.Copy !req
1442. You can't leave.Copy !req
1443. Why?Copy !req
1444. You have to stay here...Copy !req
1445. Who won?Copy !req
1446. with me.Copy !req
1447. Jojo, who won... who won the war?Copy !req
1448. We did.Copy !req
1449. Germany won the war.Copy !req
1450. I-I'm sorry.Copy !req
1451. "Dear Elsa.Copy !req
1452. "I know it's hard for you
at the moment...Copy !req
1453. "and I know
you feel like giving up.Copy !req
1454. "But you have to carry on.Copy !req
1455. "Me and your good friend, Jojo,Copy !req
1456. "have devised a plan
for you to escape.Copy !req
1457. "So, please listen to him.Copy !req
1458. "He's gonna help you
get out of there.Copy !req
1459. "And then you can
come live with me in Paris.Copy !req
1460. "And don't worry about Jojo.Copy !req
1461. "He'll be okay.Copy !req
1462. "See you in Paris.Copy !req
1463. Nathan."Copy !req
1464. - He's dead.
- Pardon?Copy !req
1465. Nathan.Copy !req
1466. He died last year.Copy !req
1467. Tuberculosis.Copy !req
1468. Well... that's weird.Copy !req
1469. Who wrote these?Copy !req
1470. Thank you, Jojo.Copy !req
1471. You have been so good to me.Copy !req
1472. Well, the thing is, I love you.Copy !req
1473. I know you think of me
as a younger brother, which is fine,Copy !req
1474. and, um, you're too old anyway.Copy !req
1475. But...Copy !req
1476. Man, it's quite hot in here.Copy !req
1477. I love you, too.Copy !req
1478. - As a younger brother.
- As a younger brother.Copy !req
1479. Look, me and fake Nathan have found a way
for you to escape.Copy !req
1480. Maybe you can trust
a younger brother?Copy !req
1481. Maybe.Copy !req
1482. Okay, then.Copy !req
1483. Get your things together.Copy !req
1484. We're leaving.Copy !req
1485. Jojo Betzler.Copy !req
1486. Ten and a half years old.Copy !req
1487. Today,Copy !req
1488. just do what you can.Copy !req
1489. Where in the shit do you
think you're going, hmm?Copy !req
1490. - Out.
- Out? Oh, no, you don't.Copy !req
1491. No, we're gonna stay in hereCopy !req
1492. and you're gonna tell me
exactly what's going onCopy !req
1493. with you and that thing
in the attic.Copy !req
1494. That "thing" is a girl.Copy !req
1495. - You're in love with her, aren't you?
- Yes.Copy !req
1496. - Admit it.
- I just said yes.Copy !req
1497. I knew it!Copy !req
1498. Well, it's never gonna work out.Copy !req
1499. No. No, she's too old for you.
And you're ugly.Copy !req
1500. You know she's gonna leave you.
You know that, don't you?Copy !req
1501. So, here's what's
gonna happen, you little shit.Copy !req
1502. You're gonna put this on, okay?Copy !req
1503. You're gonna forget about that
disgusting Jewy cow up there.Copy !req
1504. And you're gonna come
back to me, where you belong.Copy !req
1505. Right?Copy !req
1506. Put it on.Copy !req
1507. And then, we're gonna pretend
none of this ever happened.Copy !req
1508. You got it?Copy !req
1509. You're not gonna heil me?Copy !req
1510. Come on? For old time's sake?Copy !req
1511. - Heil me, little man.
- No.Copy !req
1512. - Heil me.
- No.Copy !req
1513. Give me a little heil.
Just a little heil. Please?Copy !req
1514. Fuck off, Hitler.Copy !req
1515. Come on.Copy !req
1516. Oh. Wait.Copy !req
1517. Ready?Copy !req
1518. Yeah.Copy !req
1519. Is it dangerous out there?Copy !req
1520. Extremely.Copy !req
1521. Yeah!Copy !req
1522. Whoo!Copy !req
1523. We made it.Copy !req
1524. Probably deserved that.Copy !req
1525. What do we do now?Copy !req