1. Jojo Betzler.Copy !req
2. Ten years old.Copy !req
3. Today, you join the ranks of the JungvolkCopy !req
4. in a very special training weekend.Copy !req
5. It's going to be intense.Copy !req
6. But today, you become a man.Copy !req
7. I swear to devote
all my energies and my strengthCopy !req
8. to the savior of our country,
Adolf Hitler.Copy !req
9. I am willing and ready
to give up my life for him.Copy !req
10. So help me God.Copy !req
11. Yes, that's right.Copy !req
12. - Now, Jojo Betzler, what is your mind?
- Snake mind.Copy !req
13. - And, Jojo Betzler, what is your body?
- Wolf body.Copy !req
14. - Jojo Betzler, what is your courage?
- Panther courage.Copy !req
15. - And, Jojo Betzler, what is your soul?
- A German soul.Copy !req
16. Yeah, man. You're ready.Copy !req
17. - Adolf.
- Hmm?Copy !req
18. I don't think I can do this.Copy !req
19. Was? Of course you can.Copy !req
20. Sure, you're a little bit scrawny
and a bit unpopularCopy !req
21. and you can't tie your shoelaces
even though you're ten years old.Copy !req
22. But you're still the bestest,
most loyal little Nazi I've ever met.Copy !req
23. Not to mention the fact
you're really good looking.Copy !req
24. So, you're gonna get out there
and you're gonna have a great time, okay?Copy !req
25. - Okay.
- That's the spirit. Okay.Copy !req
26. Heil me, man.Copy !req
27. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
28. What? You can heil me better than that.Copy !req
29. - Heil Hitler.
- No—Copy !req
30. Just throw it away.
Don't even think about it.Copy !req
31. - Heil Hitler.
- No, you're overthinking it.Copy !req
32. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil "Hitterler."Copy !req
33. Who's "Hitterler?"
Do you even speak German?Copy !req
34. - Heil Hitler.
- That's not a heil. This is a heil. Heil!Copy !req
35. - Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler!Copy !req
36. - Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
37. Ooh, that's it.
You've got it. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
38. - Have a great day! Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!Copy !req
39. - You're gonna be the best. Heil Hitler!
- Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!Copy !req
40. - You can do it.
- Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!Copy !req
41. Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!
Heil Hitler! Heil Hitler!Copy !req
42. Heil Hitler!Copy !req
43. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
44. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
45. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.
Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
46. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
47. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
48. - Heil Hitler, Yorki.
- Heil Hitler, Jojo.Copy !req
49. - Are you ready for the best weekend ever?
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
50. Let's go.Copy !req
51. Heil! Heil! Heil!Copy !req
52. Heil Hitler, guys.Copy !req
53. Heil Hitler!Copy !req
54. Jungvolk, welcome to
the Hitlerjugend training weekend.Copy !req
55. In which we will make men
and women of you all.Copy !req
56. My name is Captain Klenzendorf.Copy !req
57. You may call me Captain K.Copy !req
58. Captain K. Whoo!Copy !req
59. Ja. And this is Sub-Officer Finkel.Copy !req
60. This is Fräulein Rahm.Copy !req
61. Hey. Heil Hitler, everyone.Copy !req
62. So a little about me. Who am I?Copy !req
63. And why am I here talking to a bunch
of little titty-grabbersCopy !req
64. instead of leading my men
into battle towards glorious death?Copy !req
65. Great question.Copy !req
66. I've asked it myself every day
since Operation Screw UpCopy !req
67. where I lost a perfectly good eye
in a totally preventable enemy attack.Copy !req
68. And according to my superiors,Copy !req
69. you need two eyes to be
a meaningful part of the war effort.Copy !req
70. Can two-eyed people do this?Copy !req
71. - Jesus.
- Over the next two days,Copy !req
72. you little critters will get to experience
some of the thingsCopy !req
73. that the mighty German army
goes through every day.Copy !req
74. And even though it would appear
our country's on the back footCopy !req
75. and there really isn't much hope
in us winning this war,Copy !req
76. apparently we're doing just fine.Copy !req
77. Anyway. You boys have all been issued
with your Deutsches Jungvolk daggers.Copy !req
78. These are very special
and expensive weapons.Copy !req
79. You should never be without them.Copy !req
80. And don't try to stab each other.Copy !req
81. No stabbing!Copy !req
82. No stabbing.Copy !req
83. This is your first step towards being men.Copy !req
84. Today you boys will be involved
in such activitiesCopy !req
85. as marching, bayonet drills,
grenade-throwing,Copy !req
86. trench-digging, map-reading, gas defense,Copy !req
87. camouflage, ambush techniques,Copy !req
88. war games, firing guns,
and blowing stuff up.Copy !req
89. The girls will practice
important womanly dutiesCopy !req
90. such as dressing wounds, making beds,Copy !req
91. and learning how to get pregnant.Copy !req
92. I've had 18 kids for Germany.Copy !req
93. Such a great year to be a girl.Copy !req
94. All right. Let's get to it.Copy !req
95. Come on.Copy !req
96. Go!Copy !req
97. God help me.Copy !req
98. Go, go, go!Copy !req
99. Three, two, one, swastika!Copy !req
100. Come on! Pull it! Come on!Copy !req
101. - Now finish him.
- Don't, no, no!Copy !req
102. - Fangs.
- Fangs, ja.Copy !req
103. - Serpent tongue.
- Serpent's tongue, ja.Copy !req
104. - Scales.
- Ja, scales.Copy !req
105. Because, once upon a time,
a Jewish man mated with a fish.Copy !req
106. We, Aryans, are one thousand timesCopy !req
107. more civilized and advanced
than any other race.Copy !req
108. Now, get your things together, kids.Copy !req
109. It's time to burn some books.Copy !req
110. Yeah!Copy !req
111. Jews sound scary, huh?Copy !req
112. Not to me.Copy !req
113. If I met one, I'd kill it like that.Copy !req
114. Like... that.Copy !req
115. But how would you know if you saw one?Copy !req
116. They could look just like us.Copy !req
117. I'd feel its head for horns.Copy !req
118. And they smell like brussels sprouts.Copy !req
119. Oh, yeah. I forgot about
the brussels sprouts bit.Copy !req
120. Imagine catching one
and giving it to Hitler.Copy !req
121. That'd be a surefire way
to get into his personal guards.Copy !req
122. Then we would become best friends.Copy !req
123. I thought I was your best friend.Copy !req
124. Yorki, you're my second-best friend.Copy !req
125. First place is reserved for the Führer.Copy !req
126. So, unless you're Hitler hiding in a fat,
little boy's body...Copy !req
127. I'd be happy with second place.Copy !req
128. I guess I'm just a kid
in a fat kid's body.Copy !req
129. Case closed.Copy !req
130. When you stand before the enemy
and have to end his life,Copy !req
131. which of you will have
the stomach to do this?Copy !req
132. Good.Copy !req
133. There is no room in Hitler's armyCopy !req
134. for those that lack strength.Copy !req
135. We want hardened warriors.Copy !req
136. Those that are prepared to kill at will.Copy !req
137. Can you do this?Copy !req
138. - Yes.
- Ja.Copy !req
139. Johannes.Copy !req
140. Can you kill?Copy !req
141. Pfff. Of course. I love killing.Copy !req
142. Good. Come here.Copy !req
143. Don't be scared. Come on.Copy !req
144. Good.Copy !req
145. Kill it.Copy !req
146. Wring its neck and kill the rabbit.Copy !req
147. Or are you scared?Copy !req
148. I'm not scared. I— I just...Copy !req
149. Now.Copy !req
150. Place both hands around its neck
and then one hard twist.Copy !req
151. He might scream, but we'll just use
the boot to finish it off.Copy !req
152. Kill. Kill.Copy !req
153. Kill. Kill.Copy !req
154. Kill. Kill.Copy !req
155. Kill. Kill. Kill.Copy !req
156. Kill. Kill. Kill.Copy !req
157. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.Copy !req
158. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill.Copy !req
159. - Shoo! Come on, shoo.
- Hey! Hey, hey.Copy !req
160. Good shot.Copy !req
161. You are a coward.Copy !req
162. Just like your father.Copy !req
163. He—He's not a coward.Copy !req
164. - He's fighting in Italy.
- Really?Copy !req
165. But no one has heard
from him in two years.Copy !req
166. He is a deserting coward.Copy !req
167. He's scared and so are you.Copy !req
168. You're as scared as a little rabbit.Copy !req
169. Scared little rabbit.Copy !req
170. Maybe we should snap your neck, too?Copy !req
171. Jojo the rabbit.Copy !req
172. Jojo Rabbit.Copy !req
173. Jojo Rabbit.Copy !req
174. Jojo Rabbit. Jojo Rabbit.Copy !req
175. Poor Jojo. What's wrong, little man?Copy !req
176. - Hi, Adolf.
- Wanna tell me about that rabbit incident?Copy !req
177. What was all that about?Copy !req
178. They wanted me to kill it.Copy !req
179. I'm sorry. I couldn't.Copy !req
180. Don't worry about it.
I couldn't care less.Copy !req
181. But now they call me a scared rabbit.Copy !req
182. Let them say whatever they want.Copy !req
183. People used to say a lot
of nasty things about me.Copy !req
184. "Oh, this guy's a lunatic."Copy !req
185. "Oh, look at that psycho.
He's gonna get us all killed."Copy !req
186. I'm gonna let you in on a little secret.
The rabbit is no coward.Copy !req
187. The humble little bunny faces
a dangerous world every day,Copy !req
188. hunting carrots for his family,
for his country.Copy !req
189. My empire will be full of all animals.Copy !req
190. Lions, giraffes, zebras,Copy !req
191. rhinoceroses, octopuses,Copy !req
192. rhinoctopuses.Copy !req
193. Even the mighty rabbit.Copy !req
194. Cigarette?Copy !req
195. Oh, no, thanks. I don't smoke.Copy !req
196. Let me give you some really good advice.Copy !req
197. Be the rabbit.Copy !req
198. The humble bunny
can outwit all of his enemies.Copy !req
199. He's brave and sneaky and strong.Copy !req
200. Be the rabbit.Copy !req
201. Jojo!Copy !req
202. Are you all right, Jojo?Copy !req
203. Who were you talking to?Copy !req
204. Nobody.Copy !req
205. Oh, I thought you were crying.Copy !req
206. Are you a teardrop specialist?Copy !req
207. No.Copy !req
208. Case closed.Copy !req
209. Now, it's time for Jojo
to show those stick insectsCopy !req
210. who is the real cowardly rabbit.Copy !req
211. I'm sorry, what are you talking about?Copy !req
212. Never mind.Copy !req
213. Jojo, where are you going?Copy !req
214. To be the rabbit!Copy !req
215. Jojo Rabbit. Jojo Rabbit.
Hunting carrots. Jojo Rabbit.Copy !req
216. Hey, this is amazing.Copy !req
217. We're like two human antelopes.Copy !req
218. Now, lads, each of you
will be given the opportunityCopy !req
219. to ignite and throw a grenade.Copy !req
220. I will personally
be supervising each of youCopy !req
221. to make sure you don't blow
your eyes out or something.Copy !req
222. All right, who's first?Copy !req
223. Klaus.Copy !req
224. Shit.Copy !req
225. Shit!Copy !req
226. Don't do that.Copy !req
227. Jojo. Jojo.Copy !req
228. Finkel! Finkel!Copy !req
229. Jojo, Jojo.Copy !req
230. O-M Gott.Copy !req
231. He looks like a Picasso painting.Copy !req
232. His mother's going to kill me.Copy !req
233. My darling cub.Copy !req
234. Hey, kid.Copy !req
235. Mmm. My darling little cub.Copy !req
236. Why so happy?Copy !req
237. Your son is ugly like a monster.Copy !req
238. Hey. You're no monster.Copy !req
239. Besides, your scars will heal,Copy !req
240. and you'll get most
of the movement back in your leg.Copy !req
241. But I'll never be
in Hitler's personal guards.Copy !req
242. Ah, you're fine as you are.Copy !req
243. I'm just happy to have you back home. Hmm?Copy !req
244. Mama Lion worries about her cub,Copy !req
245. especially when Papa Lion isn't here.Copy !req
246. Or Inge Lion.Copy !req
247. Or Inge Lion.Copy !req
248. You grab the rabbit by the tail,
wrap it around his ear,Copy !req
249. tie it all up and then
stuff him back down the hole.Copy !req
250. Now then, let's get on our way, huh?Copy !req
251. I think getting out of the house
will do wonders for your recuperation.Copy !req
252. I don't want to go out there.Copy !req
253. What? Don't be silly. Of course you do.Copy !req
254. I look stupid.Copy !req
255. People will stare.Copy !req
256. Enjoy the attention, kid.Copy !req
257. Not everyone's
lucky enough to look stupid.Copy !req
258. I, for one, am cursed
to look incredibly attractive.Copy !req
259. Now, you're going
to pluck up your courage,Copy !req
260. walk out that door, and have
an incredible adventure.Copy !req
261. Okay?Copy !req
262. Okay.Copy !req
263. Field Marshal Jojo, you're our top man.Copy !req
264. Prepare to leave the house.Copy !req
265. Is it dangerous?Copy !req
266. Extremely.Copy !req
267. - Heil Hitler.
- Oh, Jesus.Copy !req
268. - Looking good, kid.
- Heil Hitler!Copy !req
269. Frau Betzler,
you're looking fetching as usual.Copy !req
270. Okay, wow.Copy !req
271. It's because of you
my son can't walk properlyCopy !req
272. and has a messed-up face.Copy !req
273. He stole my hand grenade.Copy !req
274. - Just took it—
- Ja, ja.Copy !req
275. So, you are going to look after him
while I'm at work, hmm?Copy !req
276. Make sure he has a job
and feels included. Got it?Copy !req
277. Got it. Ja, I really got it.Copy !req
278. Good.Copy !req
279. Guys, this is Johannes Betzler.Copy !req
280. The kid I told you about.Copy !req
281. Remember, he stole a hand grenadeCopy !req
282. and blew himself up and as a resultCopy !req
283. I got demoted for negligence.Copy !req
284. Now I get to work in this office
with all these wonderful kids.Copy !req
285. So, Jojo. I'm sure we can figure out
something for you to do.Copy !req
286. - Oh!
- Ideas?Copy !req
287. - Ja.
- Guys?Copy !req
288. Ja. Ja.Copy !req
289. Okay, well, we need somebody
to walk the clones.Copy !req
290. Also, I think maybe he could hand out
this new propagandaCopy !req
291. and deliver these conscriptions.Copy !req
292. I don't suppose
I could be conscripted?Copy !req
293. Could I?Copy !req
294. Oh, yes, that's a wonderful idea.Copy !req
295. Yes, I give my full permissionCopy !req
296. for you to send
this ten-year-old child into war.Copy !req
297. Will someone get this kid a gun?Copy !req
298. And I'd be more than happy
to fight in the front.Copy !req
299. Get in line, kid.Copy !req
300. Okay. Here are the conscriptions,Copy !req
301. and here is a gun.Copy !req
302. It's a bit... for the gun?Copy !req
303. No.Copy !req
304. Look.Copy !req
305. What did they do?Copy !req
306. What they could.Copy !req
307. Come on.Copy !req
308. Hey-hey! Jojo Rabbit!Copy !req
309. Oh, look at your face.Copy !req
310. I am a soldier! I'm going to war!Copy !req
311. And you are a postman!Copy !req
312. Jojo Rabbit, Jojo Rabbit!Copy !req
313. Mama?Copy !req
314. Field Marshal Jojo is home.Copy !req
315. Mama?Copy !req
316. Mama? I'm home.Copy !req
317. Mama?Copy !req
318. Mama?Copy !req
319. Hi.Copy !req
320. What do you want?Copy !req
321. Are you a ghost?Copy !req
322. Sure. A ghost.Copy !req
323. Don't make me run, kid.Copy !req
324. I'm far too hungryCopy !req
325. and you know how much
we love the taste of blood.Copy !req
326. Lose something?Copy !req
327. I'm not a ghost, Johannes.
I'm something worse,Copy !req
328. but I think you already
know that, don't you?Copy !req
329. You know what I am.Copy !req
330. - No.
- Yes.Copy !req
331. Say it.Copy !req
332. Say it!Copy !req
333. A Jew.Copy !req
334. Gesundheit.Copy !req
335. You can't be here.Copy !req
336. Well, your mother invited me,
so I suppose that makes me her guest.Copy !req
337. - It's not allowed.
- What will you do, sweet Hitlerchen?Copy !req
338. Of course.Copy !req
339. Go on, then. Tell them.Copy !req
340. But do you know what happens if you do?Copy !req
341. I'll tell them you helped me.Copy !req
342. And your mother, too.Copy !req
343. Then we'll all be kaputt.Copy !req
344. And if you tell her you know
about me, just one word...Copy !req
345. I'll do the world a great, big favorCopy !req
346. and cut your Nazi head off.Copy !req
347. Got it?Copy !req
348. Ja.Copy !req
349. I think I'll hold onto this. It's pretty.Copy !req
350. Sheesh. That was intense.Copy !req
351. - What am I going to do?
- Honestly, no idea.Copy !req
352. I mean, there could be more of them.Copy !req
353. Hundreds of them living in your walls.Copy !req
354. How did she get control like that?Copy !req
355. She must've used her powers.Copy !req
356. Mind control.Copy !req
357. Oh, typical.Copy !req
358. - Did you see how fast she moved?
- Yes.Copy !req
359. Like a little, female Jewish Jesse Owens.Copy !req
360. - And now she's got your fancy knife.
- My knife!Copy !req
361. Yeah. Like a little, female
Jewish Jesse Owens,Copy !req
362. Jack the Ripper.Copy !req
363. You're definitely in a pickle, my friend.Copy !req
364. Ah, what to do, what to do?Copy !req
365. - Oh. Got it!
- Got it!Copy !req
366. - I will negotiate.
- Burn down the houseCopy !req
367. and blame Winston Churchill.Copy !req
368. Or negotiate. Hmm.Copy !req
369. Excuse me?Copy !req
370. Little girl?Copy !req
371. Um... Jew girl in the wall?Copy !req
372. Yoo-hoo. Jew?Copy !req
373. Okay, well, I'll just say
what I have to say and that's this:Copy !req
374. I'm not scared of youCopy !req
375. and I think you should find
somewhere else to live.Copy !req
376. Okay?Copy !req
377. Not okay.Copy !req
378. Get the hell out of my room.Copy !req
379. She's pretty rude, you know.Copy !req
380. That's just my two Pfennige.Copy !req
381. - And now she's got two knives.
- I know!Copy !req
382. - How are you going to chop up stuff?
- I don't know!Copy !req
383. Oh, and she's still up there, too.Copy !req
384. That— that thing, that, that...Copy !req
385. - Jew.
- Yeah. Jew, yeah.Copy !req
386. - What are we gonna do about that Jew?
- You think of something.Copy !req
387. Oh, now I'm the expert?Copy !req
388. Stop offering me
damned cigarettes! I'm ten!Copy !req
389. All right. Sorry. I'm stressed out!Copy !req
390. Okay, let's talk like turkeys.Copy !req
391. You can't tell your mother
or that Jew will cut off your Nazi head,Copy !req
392. but there's no reason this thing
in the attic needs to ruin your life.Copy !req
393. In fact, you could use it
to your advantage.Copy !req
394. How?Copy !req
395. When someone tries to use
mind powers on me,Copy !req
396. know what I do?Copy !req
397. Use mind powers back on them.Copy !req
398. Remember last year
when that one-arm pirate von StauffenbergCopy !req
399. tried to blow me up with a table bomb?Copy !req
400. Yeah, you survived.Copy !req
401. Correctomundo.Copy !req
402. The only reason I survived,Copy !req
403. apart from having bombproof legs,Copy !req
404. is because I outwitted old von Stauffy.Copy !req
405. I let him think that I was dead, when
in actual fact, I was absolutely fine.Copy !req
406. By pretending I was dead,
I drew out all the traitors.Copy !req
407. So what are you going to do?Copy !req
408. Pretend I'm dead?Copy !req
409. Exactly. Wait, no.Copy !req
410. No, what I mean is this:Copy !req
411. make her feel safe
and then she'll drop her guardCopy !req
412. and then you will be the one in control.Copy !req
413. - Reverse psychology.
- Don't complicate things.Copy !req
414. Just use my backwards mind power trick,Copy !req
415. and everything will be fine.Copy !req
416. Ooh! I gotta go.Copy !req
417. We're having unicorn for dinner
at my place tonight.Copy !req
418. Concentrate, Jojo.Copy !req
419. Remember, a Jew living in your wallCopy !req
420. is better than two Jews flying around
with their bat wingsCopy !req
421. climbing down chimneys
and eating innocent Nazis.Copy !req
422. And don't give her any more knives.Copy !req
423. Tschüss.Copy !req
424. Darling cub, why are you up, huh?Copy !req
425. Did you eat anything, hmm?Copy !req
426. Sorry, I lost track of time.Copy !req
427. I was taking a long walk
and having a thing—Copy !req
428. What are we going to do
with these laces, huh? My goodness.Copy !req
429. You'll learn how to tie them
eventually, no?Copy !req
430. - I heard her.
- What?Copy !req
431. Who?Copy !req
432. Inge.Copy !req
433. Her ghost.Copy !req
434. Oh. That's so sad for you.Copy !req
435. You've lost your mind.Copy !req
436. It's sadder for me, though, because I have
to live with a crazy person.Copy !req
437. I heard noises. Upstairs.Copy !req
438. Ghosts? Honestly.
You know what I heard? Rats.Copy !req
439. Yes, we have them. Can you believe that?Copy !req
440. Dirty animals.Copy !req
441. I've been meaning to tell you
to stay away from upstairs,Copy !req
442. until I've cleared them all, okay?Copy !req
443. I don't need you getting sick.Copy !req
444. Okay, Mama.Copy !req
445. I'll watch out for those dirty rats.Copy !req
446. Where are all the goddamn knives?Copy !req
447. Are you going to bed, too?Copy !req
448. Yes. Soon.Copy !req
449. I have to tidy some things first.Copy !req
450. What things?Copy !req
451. Mama things.Copy !req
452. Boy, you have to trust me, okay?Copy !req
453. I'm the boss here, ja?Copy !req
454. I guess.Copy !req
455. Good boy.Copy !req
456. Yes, but with— with one eye. Like...Copy !req
457. Almost.Copy !req
458. Not quite.Copy !req
459. Great. You got it.Copy !req
460. Ja.Copy !req
461. You have to be more quiet.Copy !req
462. He heard noises up here.Copy !req
463. If I have to choose
between you and my son, I...Copy !req
464. I won't know where to send you.Copy !req
465. You hear me?Copy !req
466. He can't know.
If he knows, then they know.Copy !req
467. - You could reason with him.
- You don't know him.Copy !req
468. He's a fanatic.Copy !req
469. It took him three weeks
to get over the factCopy !req
470. that his grandfather was not blond.Copy !req
471. I know he's in there somewhere.Copy !req
472. The little boy who loves
to play and runs to youCopy !req
473. because he's scared of thunder.Copy !req
474. Thinks you invented chocolate cake.Copy !req
475. In the end, that's all you have.Copy !req
476. Hope...Copy !req
477. that your only remaining child
is not just another ghost.Copy !req
478. Perhaps we're all ghosts now.
We just don't know it.Copy !req
479. Perhaps.Copy !req
480. You've lived more lifetimes than most.Copy !req
481. I haven't lived at all.Copy !req
482. You're being challenged.Copy !req
483. They say you can't live,
that you won't live.Copy !req
484. If that comes true, then they win.Copy !req
485. They've been winning so far.Copy !req
486. They'll never win.
That's the power you have.Copy !req
487. As long as there's someone alive,
somewhere, then they lose.Copy !req
488. They didn't get you yesterday or today.
You make tomorrow the same.Copy !req
489. Tomorrow must be the same.Copy !req
490. Jesus Christ!Copy !req
491. You must stretch.Copy !req
492. Does that hurt you?Copy !req
493. - Yes.
- Good. Pain is your friend.Copy !req
494. Soon your leg will only be
a little bit deformed and pointless.Copy !req
495. I'm going to recommend
another month off school thoughCopy !req
496. because your face
might scare the other kids.Copy !req
497. It's kind of ugly.Copy !req
498. Okay, who's next?Copy !req
499. Jojo.Copy !req
500. Baby, I have to go.Copy !req
501. I'll see you at home. Mmm.Copy !req
502. - Hi, Captain K.
- Hey.Copy !req
503. - If it isn't Herr Hand Grenade himself.
- Ah.Copy !req
504. How's the leg, kid?Copy !req
505. It's pretty much healed.Copy !req
506. It only 80 percent hurts now.Copy !req
507. What are you guys doing?Copy !req
508. I'm being made to teach the HJ boysCopy !req
509. water warfare training.Copy !req
510. You know, in case they ever need
to go to battle in a swimming pool.Copy !req
511. Can I ask you a question about Jews?Copy !req
512. Oh, God. Why?Copy !req
513. What should I do if I see one?Copy !req
514. Ugh. Okay.Copy !req
515. If you see a Jew, you tell us,Copy !req
516. we tell the Gestapo, and they tell the SS,Copy !req
517. and then they go and they kill the Jew.Copy !req
518. And anyone who helped the Jew.Copy !req
519. And because these are very paranoid times,Copy !req
520. probably some other people just in case.Copy !req
521. It's a pretty drawn out process.Copy !req
522. Even if the Jew hypnotized someoneCopy !req
523. to make them hide
the Jew in the first place?Copy !req
524. I'd be amazed if that could happen.Copy !req
525. No, it can happen.Copy !req
526. It happened to my uncle.Copy !req
527. A Jew hypnotized himCopy !req
528. and he became
a massive drunk and a gambler.Copy !req
529. And he cheated on his wifeCopy !req
530. and he had an inappropriate
relationship with my sister.Copy !req
531. And then he drowned
in an unrelated accident,Copy !req
532. but it was the Jew's fault.Copy !req
533. Anyway. Did you see one? A Jew.Copy !req
534. I'm not sure I'd be able to tell if I did.Copy !req
535. Yeah, me neither.Copy !req
536. Without their funny hats,
it's damn near impossible.Copy !req
537. Someone should write a book
on the subject.Copy !req
538. It would make things
so much easier.Copy !req
539. - It would be a hit.
- Ja.Copy !req
540. Finkie, they're drowning. Come on.Copy !req
541. I'll see you later, little man.Copy !req
542. Okay, here's the situation.Copy !req
543. If I tell on you,
you'll be in big trouble,Copy !req
544. and I don't think you want that.Copy !req
545. But then you'll tell on me and my mother,
and we'll be in trouble,Copy !req
546. which I don't want.Copy !req
547. And if you tell my mother I know,
then she'll kick you out,Copy !req
548. which you don't want.Copy !req
549. And if I tell my mother I know,Copy !req
550. then you'll cut off my Nazi head,Copy !req
551. which I also don't want.Copy !req
552. So, it's a Mexican stalemate.Copy !req
553. It's just a normal stalemate.Copy !req
554. I have some conditions
for allowing you to stay here.Copy !req
555. - "Conditions?"
- Yes.Copy !req
556. Tell me everything about the Jewish race.Copy !req
557. Okay.Copy !req
558. We're like you,Copy !req
559. but human.Copy !req
560. Please take this seriously.Copy !req
561. Think of this as an exposé.Copy !req
562. I want to know all your secrets.Copy !req
563. Kindly refrain from sitting
on my sister's bed.Copy !req
564. Why? She doesn't need it.Copy !req
565. You know nothing of my sister.Copy !req
566. Inge and I were friends.Copy !req
567. I remember you.Copy !req
568. Such a funny little boy.Copy !req
569. Pfft. Enough with the small talk.Copy !req
570. Start telling me about your kind.Copy !req
571. Obviously, we are demons who love money.Copy !req
572. Right?Copy !req
573. Obviously. Everyone knows that.Copy !req
574. But what people don't know
is that we're also allergic to food.Copy !req
575. Cheese, bread, meat.Copy !req
576. That stuff will kill us instantly.Copy !req
577. So, if you're thinking of ending my life,Copy !req
578. that's the fastest way.Copy !req
579. Also biscuits, lethal.Copy !req
580. Very funny.Copy !req
581. Anyway, there's not enough food for you,Copy !req
582. so I don't know what you're going to do.Copy !req
583. Your mother managed to find me some bread.Copy !req
584. She's kind. She treats me like a person.Copy !req
585. But you're not. Not a proper person.Copy !req
586. Are you?Copy !req
587. How dare you, Jew!Copy !req
588. You are weak like an eyelash.Copy !req
589. I am born of Aryan ancestry.Copy !req
590. My blood is the color of a pure red rose.Copy !req
591. And my eyes are blue like—Copy !req
592. Break free.Copy !req
593. Break free, great Aryan.
There are no weak Jews.Copy !req
594. I am descended from those
who wrestle angels and kill giants.Copy !req
595. We were chosen by God.Copy !req
596. You were chosen by a pathetic little manCopy !req
597. who can't even grow a full mustache.Copy !req
598. The stronger race, huh?Copy !req
599. So, how's it all going
with that Jew thing upstairs?Copy !req
600. Well, she doesn't want to talk to me.Copy !req
601. Mm-hmm. Well, you are a Nazi.Copy !req
602. I guess.Copy !req
603. This book is going to be harder to write
than I thought.Copy !req
604. What's she doing?
She's burning something.Copy !req
605. What is she burning?Copy !req
606. - What are you burning?
- She can't hear you.Copy !req
607. What are you burning?Copy !req
608. Why so happy?Copy !req
609. Things are changing.Copy !req
610. The Allies have taken Italy.Copy !req
611. France will be next
and soon the war will be over.Copy !req
612. Goddamn it! Why does that make you happy?Copy !req
613. You hate your country that much?Copy !req
614. I love my country. It's the war I hate.Copy !req
615. It's pointless and stupid,Copy !req
616. and the sooner we have peace, the better.Copy !req
617. Oh, the war will end.Copy !req
618. We will crush our enemies into dust.Copy !req
619. And when they are destroyed,Copy !req
620. we shall use their graves as toilets.Copy !req
621. Okay. No more politics.Copy !req
622. Dinner is neutral ground.
This table is Switzerland.Copy !req
623. Let's eat.Copy !req
624. You aren't eating.Copy !req
625. No. I am not that hungry.Copy !req
626. I might eat later.Copy !req
627. For now, I am just going
to chew on these grapes.Copy !req
628. Well, I'm especially hungry tonight.Copy !req
629. So maybe I'll just finish yours.Copy !req
630. Don't want it to go to waste.Copy !req
631. How was your day, Johannes?Copy !req
632. Oh, you know, just wandered around,Copy !req
633. being a deformed kid
with nothing to live for.Copy !req
634. You're not deformed.Copy !req
635. My face looks like
a goddamn street map, woman.Copy !req
636. I wouldn't expect you to understand.Copy !req
637. If my father were here, he'd get it.Copy !req
638. Well, he's not.Copy !req
639. I know. And instead, I'm stuck with you.Copy !req
640. You want your dad, eh?Copy !req
641. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
642. - Yeah? Yeah?
- Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
643. - Yeah?
- Yeah!Copy !req
644. Fine.Copy !req
645. Don't you ever talk
to your goddamn mother like that!Copy !req
646. Paul, what happened?Copy !req
647. Paul?Copy !req
648. I yelled at the kid.Copy !req
649. What? Go apologize.Copy !req
650. Sorry, kid.Copy !req
651. What?Copy !req
652. What kind of apology was that?Copy !req
653. Sorry, kid.Copy !req
654. Jojo...Copy !req
655. I know you miss me, but I'm...Copy !req
656. I'm out there trying to make
a difference in the world.Copy !req
657. And while I'm gone,Copy !req
658. I need you to take care of my Rosie.Copy !req
659. Can you do that?Copy !req
660. Yes, Dad.Copy !req
661. Thanks.Copy !req
662. She's doing what she can.Copy !req
663. Oh, gosh. We made a good kid, huh?Copy !req
664. Mm-mm! Damn, that's good.Copy !req
665. It reminds me of dancing
with Rosie in The Red Salon.Copy !req
666. You remember, honey?Copy !req
667. Of course I do, babe.Copy !req
668. Hey, don't just sit there, kid.Copy !req
669. Come.Copy !req
670. Dance with your parents, come.Copy !req
671. So, I'd like you to draw
a picture of where Jews live.Copy !req
672. Where you all eat, sleep,Copy !req
673. and where the queen Jew lays the eggs.Copy !req
674. You really are an idiot.Copy !req
675. Come on. We have
a lot of work to do.Copy !req
676. Tell me about your family.Copy !req
677. I'll tell you about the Jews,Copy !req
678. but you are not privileged
to know about my family.Copy !req
679. But I need background.Copy !req
680. Why are you hanging around with me?Copy !req
681. Don't you have any friends?Copy !req
682. Of course. Yorki.Copy !req
683. - "Yorki?"
- Amongst others.Copy !req
684. Well, you don't have anyone.Copy !req
685. I have Nathan.Copy !req
686. "Nathan?" Who the hell is that?Copy !req
687. - My fiancé. I have him.
- Where is he?Copy !req
688. Fighting in the resistance, see.Copy !req
689. He proposed to me
on the banks of the Fluß.Copy !req
690. He knelt down like a proper gentleman,
recited a poem by Rilke.Copy !req
691. And when I said yes,
we danced into the night.Copy !req
692. Snore.Copy !req
693. Who's Rilke?Copy !req
694. A great poet. Nathan's favorite.Copy !req
695. Oh, Nathan's favorite? Yay.Copy !req
696. He's coming to rescue me,
then we'll go live in Paris.Copy !req
697. You'd turn your back on Germany forever?Copy !req
698. It turned on me first.Copy !req
699. Well, we don't need you.Copy !req
700. You and your stupid boyfriend can shut upCopy !req
701. and go live in damn
cheese, snail, baguette land.Copy !req
702. Now, now, just because
you don't have a girlfriend.Copy !req
703. I'm way too busy for a girlfriend.Copy !req
704. One day, you'll make time.Copy !req
705. You'll think of nothing else.Copy !req
706. You'll meet someone and spend your daysCopy !req
707. dreaming of the moment
you can hold them in your arms again.Copy !req
708. That's love.Copy !req
709. - Ridiculous.
- Finished.Copy !req
710. I said to draw where Jews live.Copy !req
711. This is just a stupid picture of my head.Copy !req
712. Yeah. That's where we live.Copy !req
713. Rilke, Rilke, Rilke.Copy !req
714. Where are you? Poetry-writing dumbhead.Copy !req
715. Yes. Great thinking, Rabbit.Copy !req
716. We'll use all of these books to make
a fake floor that she'll fall through.Copy !req
717. Straight into a pit full of piranhasCopy !req
718. and— and lava and bacon.Copy !req
719. - Why, she won't know what hit her.
- Shh!Copy !req
720. You shush. Shush me?Copy !req
721. Let's get a book and let's go.
Libraries are dumb.Copy !req
722. Yeah, this is a really good idea,
what we're doing right now.Copy !req
723. If she had a heart,
this would break it clean in two.Copy !req
724. I have something to tell you.Copy !req
725. I came across an old letter from Nathan,Copy !req
726. your fiancé, addressed to you.Copy !req
727. - What the hell are you talking about?
- I'll just read it.Copy !req
728. "Dear Elsa, this is hard for me to say,Copy !req
729. "but I don't want to marry you anymore.Copy !req
730. "I found a new woman and we laugh a lotCopy !req
731. "and do the tongue-kiss.Copy !req
732. "It's like my favorite poet, Rilke, says,Copy !req
733. "'We need in love to practice only this:
letting each other go.'Copy !req
734. "So, goodbye and sorry
about letting you go.Copy !req
735. "From Nathan, your ex-fiancé.Copy !req
736. "PS, I'm not really in the resistance.Copy !req
737. "I was lying.Copy !req
738. I'm unemployed and quite fat now."Copy !req
739. Um... don't open the door,Copy !req
740. but I actually forgot
there was a second letter.Copy !req
741. "Dear Elsa...Copy !req
742. "I just wanted to let you know that
I don't want to break up with you now.Copy !req
743. "I changed my mind because I don't
want you to kill yourself over me,Copy !req
744. "which a couple of girls
have done in the past,Copy !req
745. "and it's pretty stressful.Copy !req
746. "I need you to stay alive.Copy !req
747. "Thank God you're being
taken care of by that kidCopy !req
748. "who I must say is a remarkable young man
beyond his years.Copy !req
749. "And brave, too.Copy !req
750. "And let's still get married sometime,Copy !req
751. "even though I am truly unemployedCopy !req
752. "and have nothing going on for me.Copy !req
753. Yours, Nathan."Copy !req
754. - Beethoven.
- Einstein.Copy !req
755. - Bach.
- Gershwin.Copy !req
756. Brahms. Wagner. Mozart.Copy !req
757. Musicians, is that all you have?Copy !req
758. Rilke.Copy !req
759. Oh, yeah, of course.Copy !req
760. Your favorite, Rilke. Jewish mother.Copy !req
761. Dietrich, then.Copy !req
762. Houdini.Copy !req
763. No. That's impossible.Copy !req
764. Believe it, brother.Copy !req
765. Just ask Pissarro, Modigliani,
Man Ray, Gertrude Stein,Copy !req
766. Mr. Moses and the king of them all,
Jesus Christi. Amen.Copy !req
767. Pew, pew, pew!Copy !req
768. Well, you're just saying any old name now.Copy !req
769. I've never heard of these people
and now I'm fed up.Copy !req
770. If you find any more of those letters,
will you let me know?Copy !req
771. Sure.Copy !req
772. Okay.Copy !req
773. Bye.Copy !req
774. Ah, these banks
used to be full of lovers.Copy !req
775. There was dancing and singing.Copy !req
776. Romance.Copy !req
777. There's no time for romance.Copy !req
778. We're at war.Copy !req
779. Oh. There's always time
for romance.Copy !req
780. Someday you'll meet someone special.Copy !req
781. Why does everyone keep telling me that?Copy !req
782. Who else tells you that?Copy !req
783. Everyone.Copy !req
784. Anyway.Copy !req
785. It's a stupid idea.Copy !req
786. You're stupid.Copy !req
787. Love is the strongest thing in the world.Copy !req
788. I think you'll find that metal
is the strongest thing in the world.Copy !req
789. Followed closely by dynamite,
and then muscles.Copy !req
790. Besides, I wouldn't
even know it if I saw it.Copy !req
791. Surprise, surprise.Copy !req
792. Your shoelaces are undone again.Copy !req
793. Oh, Jojo.Copy !req
794. You'll know when it happens.Copy !req
795. You'll feel it.Copy !req
796. It's a pain.Copy !req
797. - In my arse, I bet.
- In your tummy.Copy !req
798. Like, like, you're full of butterflies.Copy !req
799. - Yuck.
- Yeah, "yuck."Copy !req
800. Come on, Shitler. Let's get a move on.Copy !req
801. - Hey!
- What's wrong with you?Copy !req
802. I'm worried about you, man.
Are you drunk? Again?Copy !req
803. Come on. Oh, God.Copy !req
804. Could you please untie them?Copy !req
805. - You're really getting fat.
- I'm not—Copy !req
806. You know what? Why don't I
just leave you here, okay?Copy !req
807. - No.
- I'll come and get you tomorrow.Copy !req
808. - Okay? How about that?
- No. Mama, Mama!Copy !req
809. You'll figure it out, darling.Copy !req
810. - No!
- I'll meet you back at the house.Copy !req
811. - I'll see you tomorrow morning.
- Mama, Mama!Copy !req
812. You're growing up too fast.Copy !req
813. Ten-year-olds shouldn't be celebrating war
and talking politics.Copy !req
814. You should be climbing treesCopy !req
815. and then falling out of those trees.Copy !req
816. But the Führer says when we winCopy !req
817. it is us, young boys
who will rule the world.Copy !req
818. The Reich is dying.Copy !req
819. We're going to lose the war
and then what are you going to do, hmm?Copy !req
820. Life is a gift.Copy !req
821. We must celebrate it.Copy !req
822. We have to dance to show God
we are grateful to be alive.Copy !req
823. Well, I won't dance.Copy !req
824. Dancing is for people
who don't have a job.Copy !req
825. Dancing is for people who are free.Copy !req
826. It's an escape from all this.Copy !req
827. Well, you're free to dance your way home.Copy !req
828. I'll ride.Copy !req
829. Oh, no, you don't.Copy !req
830. No one can stop me.Copy !req
831. Welcome home, boys!Copy !req
832. Now, go home and kiss your mothers!Copy !req
833. No news from Nathan today, I'm afraid.Copy !req
834. He's probably doing something amazing,Copy !req
835. like reading a book or growing a beard.Copy !req
836. What's wrong?Copy !req
837. You want me to tell you about the Jews?Copy !req
838. Don't care.Copy !req
839. In the beginning,
we used to live in caves.Copy !req
840. - Deep, deep in the center of the Earth.
- Wait.Copy !req
841. Scary places full of strange
and wonderful creaturesCopy !req
842. all with one thing in common.Copy !req
843. Mm-hmm. Stealing the ends of penises?Copy !req
844. No, you idiot.Copy !req
845. - The love of art.
- No cutting penises off?Copy !req
846. Do you want the story or not?Copy !req
847. You may continue, but I know it's true.Copy !req
848. The penis thing.Copy !req
849. Rabbis use them for earplugs.Copy !req
850. And moving on.Copy !req
851. After many years
of developing magic and spells,Copy !req
852. we slowly moved out of
the caves and into the towns.Copy !req
853. Some of us stayed in the caves,
though, in animal bodies.Copy !req
854. Which are blobs or something?Copy !req
855. Well, I'll draw them for you.Copy !req
856. There.Copy !req
857. It'd be better with color.Copy !req
858. Where's the horns?Copy !req
859. Under the hair.Copy !req
860. Where's yours?Copy !req
861. I'm too young.Copy !req
862. - They grow when you turn 21.
- Oh.Copy !req
863. These days we live
among normal people,Copy !req
864. but often we take over a houseCopy !req
865. and hang from the ceiling when we sleep.Copy !req
866. Like bats.Copy !req
867. Oh, and another thing is
we can read each other's minds.Copy !req
868. Oh, my God.Copy !req
869. Everyone's minds?Copy !req
870. - What about German minds?
- No.Copy !req
871. Their heads are too thick
for us to penetrate.Copy !req
872. Like birds, our true language
sounds like singing.Copy !req
873. And we're also attracted to shiny things.Copy !req
874. Crystals, glass, and gold.Copy !req
875. "Attracted to shiny things."Copy !req
876. But also ugly things.Copy !req
877. Jews love ugliness.Copy !req
878. That's another thing we learned at school.Copy !req
879. You love them, yes?Copy !req
880. Ugly things.Copy !req
881. Hi.Copy !req
882. You two seem to be getting on well.Copy !req
883. I was just making sure
she was still alive.Copy !req
884. - What do you care?
- I don't.Copy !req
885. I just don't want
a dead person in my house.Copy !req
886. - How would you like it?
- I'd love it.Copy !req
887. More dead people in my house, please.Copy !req
888. Look, just all the time
you two are spending together,Copy !req
889. it's making me feel very uncomfortable.Copy !req
890. You suggested it in the first place.Copy !req
891. Did I?Copy !req
892. - Yeah.
- Oh, yeah, I did.Copy !req
893. Besides, it's for the book.Copy !req
894. Oh, God, you're right.Copy !req
895. I'm sorry. Did I make it weird?Copy !req
896. It's weird now, isn't it?Copy !req
897. It shouldn't be weird between us.Copy !req
898. None of this should be weird.Copy !req
899. It's fine. I'm just tired.
I'm going to bed.Copy !req
900. Ja, I was just keeping
your bed warm for you.Copy !req
901. 'Cause that's what real friends do.Copy !req
902. Hey, what do think about this uniform?Copy !req
903. I'm not sure about the hips on the pants.Copy !req
904. Should they be bigger?Copy !req
905. - You look great.
- Thank you.Copy !req
906. Now, listen, Jojo. Can I give you
some really good advice?Copy !req
907. When you see what's in her mindCopy !req
908. and where she's trying
to make you go in your mind,Copy !req
909. in your mind, you must go the other way.Copy !req
910. Get what I'm saying?Copy !req
911. Do not let her put you in a brain prison.Copy !req
912. That, dear Jojo,Copy !req
913. is one thing that cannot
and must not ever,Copy !req
914. ever happen to a German!Copy !req
915. Do not let your German brain
be bossed around!Copy !req
916. I won't let her boss
my German brain around, mein Führer.Copy !req
917. Try not to.Copy !req
918. Now, I think you've got
a lot of good information in your book.Copy !req
919. It's time to show it
to the world, don't you think?Copy !req
920. Ja.Copy !req
921. - Adolf?
- Hmm?Copy !req
922. Do you think I'm ugly?Copy !req
923. Yes.Copy !req
924. Is he asleep?Copy !req
925. He's different.Copy !req
926. He suspects something.
He thinks Inge's ghost lives up here.Copy !req
927. You remind me of her. You really do.Copy !req
928. I would love to have seen her
grow into a woman.Copy !req
929. But I'll have to watch you instead.Copy !req
930. I don't know anything about being a woman.Copy !req
931. Is that what it is?Copy !req
932. You do things like drink wine?Copy !req
933. Sure. You drink.Copy !req
934. Champagne, if you're happy.Copy !req
935. Champagne, if you're sad.Copy !req
936. You drive a car.Copy !req
937. Gamble if you want.Copy !req
938. Own diamonds.Copy !req
939. Learn how to fire a gun.Copy !req
940. You travel to Morocco.Copy !req
941. Take up lovers.Copy !req
942. Make them suffer.Copy !req
943. You look a tiger in the eye.Copy !req
944. And trust without fear.Copy !req
945. That's what it is to be a woman.Copy !req
946. How do you do that?Copy !req
947. How do you know you can trust someone?Copy !req
948. You trust them.Copy !req
949. Good night.Copy !req
950. All those other things.Copy !req
951. Did you do that stuff?Copy !req
952. You know, go to Morocco and the rest?Copy !req
953. No.Copy !req
954. I never looked a tiger in the eye.Copy !req
955. Finkel, I meant we'd need dogs
for when the city is attacked,Copy !req
956. not actual German shepherds.Copy !req
957. Get them out of here.Copy !req
958. Get them out of here!Copy !req
959. - Now! Now! Now!
- Move along, please. Move along, please.Copy !req
960. Thank you, thank you.Copy !req
961. - I'm sorry for yelling at you.
- I feel so stupid.Copy !req
962. No, no. It's a silly name for a dog.
I should've been more clear.Copy !req
963. - You're doing a great job.
- Danke.Copy !req
964. Hiya, kid.Copy !req
965. How can we help you today, Master Betzler?Copy !req
966. What's up? Walk with me.Copy !req
967. If someone turned in a Jew,
would they get a medal or something?Copy !req
968. Jews, Jews, Jews. You're still going on
about those people?Copy !req
969. You know I'm preparing the city
for imminent invasion, right?Copy !req
970. I'm trying to plan a defense strategy.Copy !req
971. I've got Americans to the west,Copy !req
972. got Russians to the east.Copy !req
973. My friend once met some Russians,
and they ate him.Copy !req
974. Who's the walnuts?Copy !req
975. Walnuts are just walnuts, kid.Copy !req
976. What do you want to talk about?Copy !req
977. Well, I am learning a lot about Jews.Copy !req
978. Did you know Jews
can read each other's minds?Copy !req
979. And when they sleep,
they hang from the ceiling, like bats.Copy !req
980. That's fascinating. And where did you
come by this information?Copy !req
981. Research. I'm writing a book.Copy !req
982. Oh, congratulations. What's it called?Copy !req
983. Yoohoo Jew.Copy !req
984. It's an exposé on Jews.Copy !req
985. You could also call it Who Are You, Jew?Copy !req
986. Or what about Jews News?Copy !req
987. Oh, you do have
a wonderful imagination on you.Copy !req
988. - But it's real.
- Ja, of course it's real.Copy !req
989. When I was your age,
I had an imaginary friend called Conny.Copy !req
990. He used to wet my bed when I was asleep.Copy !req
991. He got me in so much trouble.Copy !req
992. Hey, come here. You might like
to check out what I'm working on.Copy !req
993. As part of our preparations
for the invasion,Copy !req
994. I'm redesigning my uniform.Copy !req
995. Note, the feathers for aerodynamics,Copy !req
996. the sparkly color to dazzle the enemy,Copy !req
997. the boots purely decorative.Copy !req
998. And this,Copy !req
999. this is a Gatling gun mounted with a radioCopy !req
1000. which emits annoying music
to dishearten the enemy.Copy !req
1001. This is all copyrighted, by the way.Copy !req
1002. That means you can't copy it.Copy !req
1003. Ja. Don't get any ideas, kid.Copy !req
1004. The kids tell me that
your father's away fighting.Copy !req
1005. So it appears you are now
the man of the house. How's that going?Copy !req
1006. It's okay.Copy !req
1007. Ja?Copy !req
1008. So, what jobs do you have for me today?Copy !req
1009. Well, I've got one, I won't lie.Copy !req
1010. It's a bit of a step down
from what you're used to,Copy !req
1011. but we need all hands on deck right now.Copy !req
1012. Metal for Hitler!Copy !req
1013. Pots and pans for the war effort!Copy !req
1014. - Metal for Hitler!
- Metal for Hitler!Copy !req
1015. Nuts and bolts!Copy !req
1016. Pots and pans!Copy !req
1017. "Free Germany."Copy !req
1018. Jojo?Copy !req
1019. - Yorki?
- Hi!Copy !req
1020. You're a soldier now?Copy !req
1021. At your service.Copy !req
1022. But you're only 11.Copy !req
1023. I know.Copy !req
1024. - May I?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
1025. Is that paper?Copy !req
1026. That's what I thought at first, too,
but it's "paper-like."Copy !req
1027. It's the latest materialCopy !req
1028. invented by our top scientists.Copy !req
1029. Well, I'm impressed.Copy !req
1030. Hey, Yorki.Copy !req
1031. I caught a Jew. A real one.Copy !req
1032. Oh, a Jew?Copy !req
1033. I saw some that they caught
hiding in the forest last month.Copy !req
1034. Personally, I didn't see
what all the fuss was about.Copy !req
1035. They weren't at all scary
and seemed kind of normal.Copy !req
1036. Oh, I'm getting distracted.Copy !req
1037. I got to go.Copy !req
1038. Bye.Copy !req
1039. - Bye.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
1040. It's so hard to run in this thing.Copy !req
1041. I found these.Copy !req
1042. You can have them.
They're probably broken.Copy !req
1043. Doesn't mean anything.Copy !req
1044. Maybe you can draw something for my book.Copy !req
1045. I could draw you again.Copy !req
1046. No one wants to see pictures of cripples.Copy !req
1047. You're hardly a cripple.Copy !req
1048. Besides, true artists
don't see that stuff.Copy !req
1049. Blind artists, you mean.Copy !req
1050. It's fine.Copy !req
1051. I'll just accept I'll be one of those guysCopy !req
1052. who'll never get to kiss a girl.Copy !req
1053. You will be kissed, Jojo.Copy !req
1054. Do you want me to kiss you?Copy !req
1055. Okay.Copy !req
1056. Two things.Copy !req
1057. Thing number one:Copy !req
1058. It's illegal for Nazis and Jews
to hang out like we do,Copy !req
1059. let alone kiss.Copy !req
1060. Thing number two:Copy !req
1061. It'd just be a sympathy kiss,
which doesn't count.Copy !req
1062. You're not a Nazi.Copy !req
1063. Uh, I'm massively into swastikas,Copy !req
1064. so I think that's
a pretty good sign right there.Copy !req
1065. You're not a Nazi, Jojo.Copy !req
1066. You're a ten-year-old kid
who likes swastikasCopy !req
1067. and likes dressing up in a funny uniformCopy !req
1068. and wants to be part of a club.Copy !req
1069. But you are not one of them.Copy !req
1070. Okay.Copy !req
1071. Let's just agree to disagree.Copy !req
1072. All right?Copy !req
1073. "Not a Nazi."Copy !req
1074. What a dirty Jew.Copy !req
1075. Come on. Hide.Copy !req
1076. Hurry. Go.Copy !req
1077. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1078. Allow me to introduce myself.Copy !req
1079. I'm Captain Herman Deertz
of the Falkenheim Gestapo.Copy !req
1080. With me, Herr Mueller, Herr Junker,Copy !req
1081. Herr Klum and Herr Frosch. May we come in?Copy !req
1082. Thank you so much.Copy !req
1083. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1084. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1085. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1086. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1087. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1088. Hey, Jojo!Copy !req
1089. Hey, guys!Copy !req
1090. Good to see you!Copy !req
1091. My bicycle got a flat tire,
so I carried it.Copy !req
1092. - Captain Klenzendorf. Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1093. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1094. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1095. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1096. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1097. You know Freddy Finkel.Copy !req
1098. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1099. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1100. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1101. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1102. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1103. So, did I miss anything?Copy !req
1104. No, no. We were just
"Heil Hitlering" the boyCopy !req
1105. and then "Heil Hitlering" yourselfCopy !req
1106. and then, of course,
"Heil Hitlering" Freddy FinkelCopy !req
1107. and now we are in the midst
of a routine inspection.Copy !req
1108. And, uh, what brings you here, Captain?Copy !req
1109. Oh, we were just passing byCopy !req
1110. and we thought we'd drop off
some pamphlets for the boy.Copy !req
1111. He works for us.Copy !req
1112. - I see.
- Ja.Copy !req
1113. - And yourself?
- Oh, you know how it is.Copy !req
1114. Every day we take a call.
"Hello, is that the Gestapo?Copy !req
1115. I believe there's a Communist
hiding behind my fridge."Copy !req
1116. We go around to investigate.
It's just some mold.Copy !req
1117. So, not far off.Copy !req
1118. It's all part of the job.Copy !req
1119. Now this is my kind
of little boy's bedroom.Copy !req
1120. Oh, yes.Copy !req
1121. There he is.Copy !req
1122. You and your friends
may have heard a rumorCopy !req
1123. that Hitler only has one ball.Copy !req
1124. This is nonsense.Copy !req
1125. He has four.Copy !req
1126. So, you are volunteering
at the Hitlerjugend office, yes?Copy !req
1127. Yes.Copy !req
1128. Oh, good for you.Copy !req
1129. I wish more of our young boys
had your blind fanaticism.Copy !req
1130. What on Earth are those oafs up to?Copy !req
1131. Why don't we go upstairs and see, yes?Copy !req
1132. Do you know where your mother is?Copy !req
1133. No. I think she's in town.Copy !req
1134. Has she been spending much time at home?Copy !req
1135. She is quite busy.Copy !req
1136. Is she?Copy !req
1137. Well, I'm pleased to see
that you're wearing your...Copy !req
1138. jugend uniform,Copy !req
1139. but...Copy !req
1140. where is your knife?Copy !req
1141. You must always carry
your DJ knife. Where is it?Copy !req
1142. - I left it...
- It's here.Copy !req
1143. And who might you be?Copy !req
1144. Well, who might you be?
And what are you doing in my house?Copy !req
1145. You live here too?Copy !req
1146. I'm his sister, Inge.Copy !req
1147. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1148. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1149. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1150. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1151. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1152. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1153. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1154. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1155. - Heil Hitler.
- Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1156. I did not know
you had a sister, Johannes.Copy !req
1157. Sometimes he'd prefer if I was dead.Copy !req
1158. Isn't that right, little Frankenstein?Copy !req
1159. Now, now. There is no need to attackCopy !req
1160. his hideous physical deformity.Copy !req
1161. That is a war wound.Copy !req
1162. But, uh, why do you have his knife?Copy !req
1163. I'm guarding my room because
he refuses to stay out of it.Copy !req
1164. Well, what do you have hidden in there?Copy !req
1165. Oh, you know, girl stuff.Copy !req
1166. May I?Copy !req
1167. Naturally.Copy !req
1168. You see, we deal with
an inordinate number of reports,Copy !req
1169. denunciations and general investigations.Copy !req
1170. And, of course, we are indeed interestedCopy !req
1171. in problems of crime
and anti-party sentiment,Copy !req
1172. but we still have one greater concern,Copy !req
1173. that of the "Goldilockses."Copy !req
1174. Sneaking around,
eating other people's food,Copy !req
1175. sleeping in their beds.Copy !req
1176. It really is quite rude.Copy !req
1177. I don't suppose I could see
your papers, could I?Copy !req
1178. Papers, Miss Betzler. Quickly, please.
We don't have all day.Copy !req
1179. Yes, of course.Copy !req
1180. How old are you in this photo?Copy !req
1181. They're three years old.Copy !req
1182. I was 14.Copy !req
1183. Date of birth?Copy !req
1184. First of May.Copy !req
1185. 1929.Copy !req
1186. Correct. Thank you, Inge.Copy !req
1187. Get a new photo.
You look like a ghost in this one.Copy !req
1188. Wait.Copy !req
1189. What is...Copy !req
1190. this?Copy !req
1191. Yoohoo Jew.Copy !req
1192. Tell me, who did this?Copy !req
1193. I did.Copy !req
1194. It's an exposé on Jews.Copy !req
1195. How they think, behave, look.Copy !req
1196. It'll be a gift to the Führer.Copy !req
1197. Guys, you have to see this.Copy !req
1198. Oh, look at this one. He has a tail.Copy !req
1199. There's one of them hanging upside down
like a bat.Copy !req
1200. This one here, it is
a drawing of their heads.Copy !req
1201. And who is operating
the machinery of their brains?Copy !req
1202. The devil.Copy !req
1203. Ah, it's funny 'cause it's true.Copy !req
1204. Oh, look at this little, stupid Jew.Copy !req
1205. There they are with horns.Copy !req
1206. What is this?Copy !req
1207. "Die, Nathan, die."Copy !req
1208. "Ways of killing Nathan."Copy !req
1209. Nathan being tortured by snakes.Copy !req
1210. Poked with sticks.Copy !req
1211. Being fired from a cannonCopy !req
1212. and just being called names.Copy !req
1213. Yeah. Nathan being crushed under the wheelCopy !req
1214. of an old-time penny-farthing bicycle.Copy !req
1215. Who is Nathan, please?Copy !req
1216. Just some boy.Copy !req
1217. Nathan being roasted
over an open fire.Copy !req
1218. Reminds me, we must get back and—Copy !req
1219. You remember? 'Cause
we left that guy hanging up.Copy !req
1220. - Ja. Ja.
- Thank you for this.Copy !req
1221. You have really made my day.Copy !req
1222. I do hope you continue with it.Copy !req
1223. And, of course,Copy !req
1224. if you see anything suspicious,
give us a ring.Copy !req
1225. Good day.Copy !req
1226. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1227. Heil Hitler.Copy !req
1228. Nice to meet you, Inge.Copy !req
1229. Stay home, Jojo.Copy !req
1230. Look after your family.Copy !req
1231. Look after this knife.Copy !req
1232. Elsa, you fooled them.Copy !req
1233. May seventh.Copy !req
1234. What?Copy !req
1235. She was born on the seventh,
not the first.Copy !req
1236. He was helping us.Copy !req
1237. They'll be back.Copy !req
1238. They'll figure out she's dead,
then I'll be dead.Copy !req
1239. Nobody really knows Inge died.Copy !req
1240. You could be her.Copy !req
1241. I'll tell Mama everything
when she gets home.Copy !req
1242. That I know you and that we're friends.Copy !req
1243. Jew and Nazi are not friends.Copy !req
1244. Man, that was a complete bust.Copy !req
1245. You mind explaining that?Copy !req
1246. She's not—Copy !req
1247. She doesn't seem like a bad person.Copy !req
1248. I am beginning
to question your loyaltyCopy !req
1249. to myself and the party.Copy !req
1250. You call yourself a patriot?Copy !req
1251. Yet, where is the evidence?Copy !req
1252. The German soldier
was born out of necessity.Copy !req
1253. Germany depends on the passion
of these young men.Copy !req
1254. Passion and the readiness
to fall for the FatherlandCopy !req
1255. despite the futile efforts
of Allied war profiteersCopy !req
1256. who send their ill-prepared armies
clumsily into the lair of the wolf.Copy !req
1257. And only zealous men who stand steadfast
in the face of the enemyCopy !req
1258. will be etched in German memory forever.Copy !req
1259. And it is up to you to decide
if you want to be remembered,Copy !req
1260. or disappear without a traceCopy !req
1261. like a pitiful grain of sand into a desert
of insignificance.Copy !req
1262. To put it plainly...Copy !req
1263. get your shit together
and sort out your priorities.Copy !req
1264. You're ten, Jojo.Copy !req
1265. Start acting like it.Copy !req
1266. No.Copy !req
1267. Did you know?Copy !req
1268. She didn't tell me much...Copy !req
1269. only that she worked with her friendsCopy !req
1270. and your father was
somehow involved from afar.Copy !req
1271. No. He's fighting in the war.Copy !req
1272. She said he'll be home
as soon as the war's over.Copy !req
1273. She didn't want to tell you anything
for obvious reasons.Copy !req
1274. Because she hated me.Copy !req
1275. 'Cause I'm a Nazi.Copy !req
1276. I'm the enemy.Copy !req
1277. She didn't want you to know anything
that could get you in trouble.Copy !req
1278. But now I have nothing.Copy !req
1279. No one.Copy !req
1280. The last time I saw my parents
was at the station.Copy !req
1281. They were put on a train.Copy !req
1282. I ran.Copy !req
1283. Slowly found my way back to the city.Copy !req
1284. A friend of my father's hid me.Copy !req
1285. Then another friend,
then friends of friends.Copy !req
1286. Until your mother took me in.Copy !req
1287. And so far, I'm still here.Copy !req
1288. But my...Copy !req
1289. my parents went to a place
you don't come back from.Copy !req
1290. What's the first thing
you'll do when you're free?Copy !req
1291. Dance.Copy !req
1292. That's it. That's it. Hurry.Copy !req
1293. Yorki?Copy !req
1294. Jojo!Copy !req
1295. Oh, God.Copy !req
1296. Jojo.Copy !req
1297. How I've missed you.Copy !req
1298. Sorry about your mama.Copy !req
1299. I cried for ages
when I heard what happened.Copy !req
1300. What's going on out here?Copy !req
1301. The Russians, Jojo. They're coming.Copy !req
1302. And the Americans from the other way.Copy !req
1303. And England and China
and Africa and India.Copy !req
1304. The whole world is coming.Copy !req
1305. Help me with this ammo.Copy !req
1306. - And how are we doing?
- Terribly.Copy !req
1307. Our only friends are the Japanese.Copy !req
1308. And just between you and me,
they don't look very Aryan.Copy !req
1309. - Remember that Jew I told you about?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1310. I still have her.Copy !req
1311. She's basically my girlfriend now.Copy !req
1312. Oh, good for you, Jojo. A girlfriend.Copy !req
1313. But, you know, she's Jewish.Copy !req
1314. There are bigger things to worry about
than Jews, Jojo.Copy !req
1315. There's Russians somewhere out there.Copy !req
1316. They're worse than anyone.Copy !req
1317. I heard they eat babies
and have sex with dogs.Copy !req
1318. I mean, like, that's bad, right?Copy !req
1319. Sex with dogs?Copy !req
1320. Yeah. The Englishmen do it, too.Copy !req
1321. We have to stop them before they eat us
and screw all our dogs.Copy !req
1322. It's crazy.Copy !req
1323. And now Hitler's gone,
we're really on our own.Copy !req
1324. - What?
- You didn't hear?Copy !req
1325. He's dead.Copy !req
1326. He gave up and blew his brains out.Copy !req
1327. No.Copy !req
1328. That's impossible.Copy !req
1329. Blew them out.Copy !req
1330. His brains.Copy !req
1331. Turns out he was hiding
a lot of stuff from us.Copy !req
1332. Doing some really bad things
behind everyone's backs.Copy !req
1333. I'm not sure we chose the right side.Copy !req
1334. Okay. Come here. Okay.
See that American there?Copy !req
1335. Just go give him a hug. Go! Run! Let's go!Copy !req
1336. Oh, Yorki. Yorki, great news.Copy !req
1337. You've just been promoted,
and you get your own pistol.Copy !req
1338. Just go and shoot anybody
who looks different to us.Copy !req
1339. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
1340. Jojo, where's your uniform?Copy !req
1341. Here. Here, put the jacket onCopy !req
1342. so they know not to shoot you.Copy !req
1343. We must kill everything that we see.Copy !req
1344. For Hitler.Copy !req
1345. Die, devil scum!Copy !req
1346. Die!Copy !req
1347. Fall out!Copy !req
1348. Ja.Copy !req
1349. Come. This way.Copy !req
1350. They are here!Copy !req
1351. The Americans!Copy !req
1352. Come on.Copy !req
1353. - Stay on him.
- Behind you, Cap.Copy !req
1354. Over here. Come on, go!Copy !req
1355. I'll check him.Copy !req
1356. Hey, boys! Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1357. Move the prisoners.Copy !req
1358. Keep the prisoners all in line.Copy !req
1359. Quickly. Quickly!Copy !req
1360. What?Copy !req
1361. I-I don't understand.Copy !req
1362. Move! Move!Copy !req
1363. Get up, wretched dog.Copy !req
1364. Captain K.Copy !req
1365. Heya, kid.Copy !req
1366. Look at all this commotion, huh?Copy !req
1367. - What's happening?
- Hysteria, my friend.Copy !req
1368. We've come— We've come to the end.Copy !req
1369. - Party's over.
- No, I'm not like them.Copy !req
1370. - Are you scared? Don't be scared.
- No. Please.Copy !req
1371. - Look at me.
- No. No.Copy !req
1372. I'm sorry about Rosie.
She was a good person.Copy !req
1373. An actual good person.Copy !req
1374. Okay?Copy !req
1375. Hey. It's okay, kid.Copy !req
1376. I've been meaning to tell you.
I think your book is really great.Copy !req
1377. Ja, I'm sorry for laughing at it.Copy !req
1378. Very creative.Copy !req
1379. Come here, let's take a look at you.Copy !req
1380. You look good.Copy !req
1381. You're okay, kid.Copy !req
1382. Now, go home. Look after
that sister of yours.Copy !req
1383. Okay?Copy !req
1384. Get away. Get away, Jew.Copy !req
1385. - Hey! What's going on?
- Get away!Copy !req
1386. - He's a Jew.
- Shut up. You know this Nazi?Copy !req
1387. - He helped us.
- No, I don't know this dirty Jew.Copy !req
1388. No, no—Copy !req
1389. - Get away, Jew.
- Hey. Hey!Copy !req
1390. Shut your mouth, Nazi.Copy !req
1391. - No! No! No!
- Get out of here. Go home.Copy !req
1392. - No! Leave him alone!
- Go home!Copy !req
1393. No!Copy !req
1394. - Get off!
- Get out of here.Copy !req
1395. Go home!Copy !req
1396. Jojo?Copy !req
1397. Yorki!Copy !req
1398. Thank God. I thought you were dead.Copy !req
1399. No. It seems like I can never die.Copy !req
1400. I'm gonna go home and see my mother.Copy !req
1401. I need a cuddle.Copy !req
1402. - Nothing makes sense anymore.
- Ja, I know.Copy !req
1403. It's definitely not
a good time to be a Nazi.Copy !req
1404. Hey. So now the war's over,Copy !req
1405. at least your girlfriend will be free.Copy !req
1406. She can leave now.Copy !req
1407. Something wrong?Copy !req
1408. I've got to go.Copy !req
1409. - Okay.
- Sorry.Copy !req
1410. Later!Copy !req
1411. Hi. I'm home.Copy !req
1412. What's going on out there?Copy !req
1413. - Out where?
- Outside, dummy.Copy !req
1414. Jojo, what's going on?Copy !req
1415. Is it safe to come out?Copy !req
1416. Jojo, is it safe?Copy !req
1417. Can I leave?Copy !req
1418. No.Copy !req
1419. You can't leave.Copy !req
1420. Why?Copy !req
1421. You have to stay here...Copy !req
1422. Who won?Copy !req
1423. with me.Copy !req
1424. Jojo, who won— who won the war?Copy !req
1425. We did.Copy !req
1426. Germany won the war.Copy !req
1427. I-I'm sorry.Copy !req
1428. "Dear Elsa.Copy !req
1429. "I know it's hard for you at the moment...Copy !req
1430. "and I know you feel like giving up.Copy !req
1431. "But you have to carry on.Copy !req
1432. "Me and your good friend, Jojo,Copy !req
1433. "have devised a plan for you to escape.Copy !req
1434. "So, please listen to him.Copy !req
1435. "He's gonna help you get out of there.Copy !req
1436. "And then you can
come live with me in Paris.Copy !req
1437. "And don't worry about Jojo.Copy !req
1438. "He'll be okay.Copy !req
1439. "See you in Paris.Copy !req
1440. Nathan."Copy !req
1441. - He's dead.
- Pardon?Copy !req
1442. Nathan.Copy !req
1443. He died last year.Copy !req
1444. Tuberculosis.Copy !req
1445. Well... that's weird.Copy !req
1446. Who wrote these?Copy !req
1447. Thank you, Jojo.Copy !req
1448. You have been so good to me.Copy !req
1449. Well, the thing is, I love you.Copy !req
1450. I know you think of me
as a younger brother, which is fine,Copy !req
1451. and, um, you're too old anyway.Copy !req
1452. But...Copy !req
1453. Man, it's quite hot in here.Copy !req
1454. I love you, too.Copy !req
1455. - As a younger brother.
- As a younger brother.Copy !req
1456. Look, me and fake Nathan have found
a way for you to escape.Copy !req
1457. Maybe you can trust a younger brother?Copy !req
1458. Maybe.Copy !req
1459. Okay, then.Copy !req
1460. Get your things together.Copy !req
1461. We're leaving.Copy !req
1462. Jojo Betzler.Copy !req
1463. Ten and a half years old.Copy !req
1464. Today,Copy !req
1465. just do what you can.Copy !req
1466. Where in the shit do you think
you're going, hmm?Copy !req
1467. - Out.
- Out? Oh, no, you don't.Copy !req
1468. No, we're gonna stay in here
and you're gonna tell meCopy !req
1469. exactly what's going onCopy !req
1470. with you and that thing in the attic.Copy !req
1471. That "thing" is a girl.Copy !req
1472. - You're in love with her, aren't you?
- Yes.Copy !req
1473. - Admit it.
- I just said yes.Copy !req
1474. I knew it!Copy !req
1475. Well, it's never gonna work out.Copy !req
1476. No. No, she's too old for you.
And you're ugly.Copy !req
1477. You know she's gonna leave you.
You know that, don't you?Copy !req
1478. So, here's what's
gonna happen, you little shit.Copy !req
1479. You're gonna put this on, okay?Copy !req
1480. You're gonna forget about
that disgusting Jewy cow up there.Copy !req
1481. And you're gonna come back
to me, where you belong.Copy !req
1482. Right?Copy !req
1483. Put it on.Copy !req
1484. And then, we're gonna pretend
none of this ever happened.Copy !req
1485. You got it?Copy !req
1486. You're not gonna heil me?Copy !req
1487. Come on? For old time's sake?Copy !req
1488. - Heil me, little man.
- No.Copy !req
1489. - Heil me.
- No.Copy !req
1490. Give me a little heil.
Just a little heil. Please?Copy !req
1491. Fuck off, Hitler.Copy !req
1492. Come on.Copy !req
1493. Oh. Wait.Copy !req
1494. Ready?Copy !req
1495. Yeah.Copy !req
1496. Is it dangerous out there?Copy !req
1497. Extremely.Copy !req
1498. Yeah!Copy !req
1499. We made it.Copy !req
1500. Probably deserved that.Copy !req
1501. What do we do now?Copy !req
1502. Subtitled by Point.360Copy !req