1. Ah, the Heckler & Koch G-36.Copy !req
2. Quite deadly
in the right hands.Copy !req
3. Ah, Agent One.Copy !req
4. I have been so looking forward
to this moment.Copy !req
5. Well, in that case,
I'll try not to disappoint.Copy !req
6. You overestimate your power
over women, Mr. English.Copy !req
7. I'd say that would be
virtually impossible.Copy !req
8. Sir? Sir?Copy !req
9. - Sir! Have you got them?Copy !req
10. - Hmm?
- The mission documents.
Agent One's flying tonight.Copy !req
11. Yes, the mission documents.
They're here somewhere. Ah, here we are.Copy !req
12. Agent One.Copy !req
13. Gentlemen.Copy !req
14. I'm here for my documents.Copy !req
15. Bough, Agent One's
documents, please.Copy !req
16. - Thank you.Copy !req
17. Your mission documents,
Agent One.Copy !req
18. Including the codes for the submarine
hatch, which I've checked myself.Copy !req
19. Thank you.Copy !req
20. So, is it just France tonight,
or will you be slipping
over the Pyrenees as well?Copy !req
21. If I told you that,
I'm afraid I'd have to kill you.Copy !req
22. Oh.Copy !req
23. Oh, yes, yes.
Well, I expect you would.Copy !req
24. Cheerio, Agent One.Copy !req
25. Bonne chance.
Arrivederci.Copy !req
26. Such class.
Such distinction.Copy !req
27. To: Ml7 All Depts. Urgent
Agent One killed in action in Biarritz.Copy !req
28. Submarine hatch failed to open.Copy !req
29. The greatest secret agent England's
ever had snuffed out in an instant.Copy !req
30. Terrible.Copy !req
31. Do you know what makes us envied
the world over, Bough?Copy !req
32. - That there's always another
agent waiting to step in.
- Absolutely, sir.Copy !req
33. And every last one of them
is gathered around that grave.Copy !req
34. It is our honor and privilege
to guard them while they grieve.Copy !req
35. Their lives
are in our hands, Bough.Copy !req
36. Everything in order, English?Copy !req
37. I think you'll find it's rather more
than just in order, sir.Copy !req
38. You're now entering the most secure
location in the whole of England.Copy !req
39. Pegasus,
we face a national crisis.Copy !req
40. Agent One was clearly onto something,
and we have to find out what.Copy !req
41. I need another agent on this.
Who else is there?Copy !req
42. No one, Prime Minister.
They all died in the explosion.Copy !req
43. All of them?Copy !req
44. Well, luckily there is
one who survived.Copy !req
45. Who?Copy !req
46. One eye on the shadowsCopy !req
47. Protecting his fellowsCopy !req
48. - From sunup
till the moon on his backCopy !req
49. - Sendin' villains to Hades
A hit with the ladies
- Johnny English.Copy !req
50. A stallion in the sackCopy !req
51. - You can't get your life back
when right follows left, JackCopy !req
52. The more you see
the less you knowCopy !req
53. When others would leak it
His service is secretCopy !req
54. Plays God
when it's your time to goCopy !req
55. Hey, fellas
Don't be jealousCopy !req
56. When they made him
they broke the moldCopy !req
57. So charismatic
with an automaticCopy !req
58. Never prematurely
shooting his loadCopy !req
59. Hah!Copy !req
60. Queen and country
safe and soundCopy !req
61. With villains
six feet undergroundCopy !req
62. And no one knows 'cause
no one's found any traceCopy !req
63. Of a man for all seasonsCopy !req
64. Loves 'em
and leaves 'em aloneCopy !req
65. So aloneCopy !req
66. And you and I wouldn't have a clue
who's doin' what, why, when and whoCopy !req
67. Up a creek with no canoe
Watch outCopy !req
68. For the man
for all seasonsCopy !req
69. Loves 'em
and leaves 'em aloneCopy !req
70. So aloneCopy !req
71. - But safe at home
- But safe at homeCopy !req
72. - Oh, yeah, yeah
- But safe at homeCopy !req
73. But safe at home
But safe at homeCopy !req
74. Then you and I wouldn't have a clue
who's doinﾒ what, why, when and whoCopy !req
75. Up a creek with no canoe
Watch outCopy !req
76. For the man
for all seasonsCopy !req
77. Loves 'em and leaves 'em
alone, so aloneCopy !req
78. But safe at homeCopy !req
79. Right.Copy !req
80. Johnny English.
I'm here to see Pegasus.Copy !req
81. Still, no sense
rushing things.Copy !req
82. There are some items you need
to sign before your briefing.Copy !req
83. This is your new
retinal I.D. Card,Copy !req
84. and this is your level nine
security clearance.Copy !req
85. Sign and date, please.Copy !req
86. Ah.Copy !req
87. Oh, reminds me of the old
service issue ballpoint.Copy !req
88. I remember every agent would carry
a pen that looked just like this.Copy !req
89. Completely innocent to the untrained
eye, but click it twice...Copy !req
90. Ah, English, there you are.Copy !req
91. Have you seen my secretary?Copy !req
92. Um... she went out.Copy !req
93. Um... shall we?Copy !req
94. Now, Agent One believed that there was
a plot to steal the Crown Jewels.Copy !req
95. They've recently been through
a multimillion-pound restoration,Copy !req
96. largely paid for
by a corporate sponsor.Copy !req
97. They're due to be unveiled
tonight at the Tower of London.Copy !req
98. The queen is insisting that the ceremony
goes ahead, so what we want you to...Copy !req
99. Hah! Who... Who...Copy !req
100. Who is the sponsor, sir?Copy !req
101. Pascal Sauvage.Copy !req
102. What, that flouncy Frenchman
who owns a couple of prisons?Copy !req
103. Sauvage's ﾣ7 billion empire,
English,Copy !req
104. operates over 400 prisons
in 60 countries.Copy !req
105. - He's built 25 of them here.
- Right, sir.Copy !req
106. The man's related to the royal family,
for goodnessﾒ sake.Copy !req
107. As far as the prime minister's
concerned, he's one of the
greatest friends England's got.Copy !req
108. Now, English, I want you at the Tower
tonight, monitoring this unveiling.Copy !req
109. Any chink in security,
any weakness,Copy !req
110. however slight,
must be plugged immediately.Copy !req
111. Do we understand each other?Copy !req
112. - Perfectly, sir.
- Good.Copy !req
113. - Oh, yes.
- And, uh, English...Copy !req
114. we can't afford any mistakes...
not tonight.Copy !req
115. The word "mistake," sir, is not one
that appears in my dictionary.Copy !req
116. Fantastic car, sir!Copy !req
117. Mr. English, Colonel Sir Anthony
Chevenix, head of Royal Security.Copy !req
118. Ah, Colonel,
good evening.Copy !req
119. - Snipers posted on the roof
as per my request?
- Thirteen of them.Copy !req
120. - Windows?
- Refitted with bullet-
and shatter-proof glass.Copy !req
121. I shall now mingle
inconspicuously with the guests.Copy !req
122. - Let me know when Her Majesty arrives.
- Very good.Copy !req
123. Shall I mingle
with you, sir?Copy !req
124. Oh, yes, Bough.
Once you've checked the roof.Copy !req
125. Help! Help!Copy !req
126. Well, hello.Copy !req
127. Hello yourself.Copy !req
128. Johnny English.Copy !req
129. Lorna Campbell.Copy !req
130. A Bloody Mary, please,
not too spicy.Copy !req
131. So, are you here
in some professional capacity?Copy !req
132. I worked on the restoration
of the jewels.Copy !req
133. - Intriguing.
- And yourself?Copy !req
134. If I told you that,
I'm afraid I'd have to kill you.Copy !req
135. I'd like to see you try.Copy !req
136. Monsieur Sauvage,
on behalf of Her Majesty,Copy !req
137. may I welcome you
to the Tower.Copy !req
138. Merci, monsieur.Copy !req
139. So, are you here alone,
Mr. English?Copy !req
140. That's how I choose
to live my life, Miss Campbell.Copy !req
141. Women want safety, security.
I can offer them nothing but danger.Copy !req
142. Some women find danger
very attractive.Copy !req
143. Women like you,
Miss Campbell?Copy !req
144. Women like me
expect men like you...Copy !req
145. to find that out
for yourself.Copy !req
146. Hmm.Copy !req
147. Madame.Copy !req
148. Oh, it's for me, actually. Could your
rustle up some of those cheesy nib lets?Copy !req
149. Now, where were we?Copy !req
150. You obviously haven't met
our host, Monsieur Sauvage.Copy !req
151. No, thank God.Copy !req
152. You know, I think I'd rather have
my bottom impaled on a giant cactus...Copy !req
153. than exchange pleasantries
with that jumped-up Frenchman.Copy !req
154. As far as I'm concerned, the only thing
the French should host is an invasion.Copy !req
155. Sorry, can I help?Copy !req
156. Pascal Sauvage,
jumped-up Frenchman.Copy !req
157. Lorna Campbell. I've been so looking
forward to meeting you.Copy !req
158. - Enchant￩.Copy !req
159. But of course! Youﾒre Johnny English.
I've heard all about you.Copy !req
160. And between you and me,
I'm not so keen on the French myself.Copy !req
161. But please
don't tell them that.Copy !req
162. Let me go and search
for your nibbly cheese bits.Copy !req
163. - No, no, no. L...
- I insist. The French are,
after all, fantastic waiters.Copy !req
164. - The best in the world.
- Well... But-But...Copy !req
165. - Wait here, and I will wait on you.
- No, really. There's no...Copy !req
166. No. Please, please, please!Copy !req
167. Hmm. Les Franais.Copy !req
168. Ils sont very...
n'est-ce pas?Copy !req
169. Ladies and gentlemen,
mesdames est messieurs,Copy !req
170. bienvenus, welcome tonight
to this wonderful occasion.Copy !req
171. As we stand here
in the Tower of London,Copy !req
172. the most famous prison
in the world,Copy !req
173. where these wonderful
jewels will rest safely...Copy !req
174. under lock and key,Copy !req
175. I want to thank you...Copy !req
176. for giving me
this wonderful experience...Copy !req
177. to contribute to the restoration
of these jewels.Copy !req
178. It was, as we say in France,
le top, le best of.Copy !req
179. - And what a beautiful...Copy !req
180. It's Colonel Chevenix! He's got
a nasty wound, sir. Who hit him?Copy !req
181. The assailant.
He ran in here.Copy !req
182. Bough, you guard the door.Copy !req
183. Aha!Copy !req
184. For God's sake, Bough, don't come in.
The man's a maniac!Copy !req
185. - You don't frighten me!Copy !req
186. - Missed!Copy !req
187. - I've managed to subdue the assailant.Copy !req
188. The panic's over.
Everything's under control.Copy !req
189. Thank you. And now,
ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
190. we should compose ourselves
for the arrival of Her Majesty...Copy !req
191. and return to the site
of our great nation's...Copy !req
192. magnificently restored
Crown Jewels.Copy !req
193. I know.
I feel it too.Copy !req
194. The very symbols
of our island nation,Copy !req
195. so close we could almost
reach out and...Copy !req
196. - Pray silence
for Her Majesty the Queen.Copy !req
197. Oh, where are the jewels?Copy !req
198. It's an unmitigated disaster, English.Copy !req
199. I couldn't agree more, sir.Copy !req
200. Well, we need to get these
jewels back, English, and fast.Copy !req
201. Tell me about this assailant.
When they searched the room,
there was no sign of him.Copy !req
202. Well, the man was clearly
a professional.Copy !req
203. He must have escaped while
the queen was being sedated.Copy !req
204. But he's the only lead we've got.
We have to find him.Copy !req
205. Come in. This is...
This is Roger from Data Support.Copy !req
206. Please sit down. He'll produce
a likeness based on your description.Copy !req
207. So tell us,
what did this man look like?Copy !req
208. Um... well...Copy !req
209. he was... big.Copy !req
210. - Hair color?
- Um... orange.Copy !req
211. - Orange?
- Mmm. And curly.Copy !req
212. Well, frizzy, actually.
Frizzy sort of thing.Copy !req
213. - Frizzy.
- An eye patch.Copy !req
214. Broken nose.
Very few teeth.Copy !req
215. Two, I would say,
at the most.Copy !req
216. And a scar on his cheek...Copy !req
217. in the shape... of a banana.Copy !req
218. - Which cheek?
- Both cheeks.Copy !req
219. They sort of met
in the middle.Copy !req
220. Are you sure
about this, English?Copy !req
221. Oh, yes, that's him.
An uncanny resemblance.Copy !req
222. Why, it's just as if
he's in the room with us.Copy !req
223. Wow! Look at this, sir.
Got all the bells and whistles.Copy !req
224. Never mind about the gadgets.
Just focus on the case.Copy !req
225. Oh, uh...Copy !req
226. Good morning, gentlemen.
Thank you very much for waiting.Copy !req
227. Now, the question that faces us
this morning is a simple one.Copy !req
228. Namely, how did the thieves gain access
to this highly secure environment...Copy !req
229. and then escape
with the jewels afterwards?Copy !req
230. A simple question, but one
which I believe has a complex answer.Copy !req
231. - Actually, sir...
- Uh, please, Bough. My mind is at work.Copy !req
232. Now, what you must grasp, gentlemen,
is that the master criminal...Copy !req
233. sees not a room
but a series of opportunities.Copy !req
234. Should I go in
through the window?Copy !req
235. Possibly.Copy !req
236. - Should I drop down from the ceiling?
- Actually, sir...Copy !req
237. There's one thing I think
we can be fairly confident about,Copy !req
238. that is that they didn't
come up through the floor...Copy !req
239. I've got you, sir.Copy !req
240. That's all right.
Just come my way, Bough.Copy !req
241. - That'll bring me
right over the hole, sir.
- There's no need to panic.Copy !req
242. Can you see
the bottom yet, Bough?Copy !req
243. Not yet, sir. The shaft
appears to be narrowing.Copy !req
244. I'm just a little bit worried
I might get stuck.Copy !req
245. Trust me, Bough. You won't
get stuck if you just keep moving.Copy !req
246. Yes, sir.Copy !req
247. I'm okay, sir.Copy !req
248. Are you at the bottom
now, Bough?Copy !req
249. No, I am in fact
stuck now, sir.Copy !req
250. Oh, for God's sake, Bough.
Stay there! I'm coming down.Copy !req
251. Uh, I'm not especially sure
that's a good idea, sir.Copy !req
252. Don't worry.Copy !req
253. Be careful, sir!Copy !req
254. Gently does it.Copy !req
255. - Sir?Copy !req
256. - Are you all right, sir?
- Yes. I landed on something quite soft.Copy !req
257. - That was me, sir.
- Oh, good.Copy !req
258. What now?Copy !req
259. There's no way back
up there, that's for sure.Copy !req
260. But this must lead
somewhere.Copy !req
261. I'm slightly uncomfortable
in the dark, sir.Copy !req
262. There's nothing
to worry about, Bough.Copy !req
263. - It may be pitch black,
but we can still see.
- Can we, sir? How?Copy !req
264. The Bedouin monks of
the Al Maghreb mountains...Copy !req
265. developed a system
of sonic chanting.Copy !req
266. - I see, sir.
- The sound of their chanting...Copy !req
267. would bounce back
off any obstacles,Copy !req
268. and using their
highly tuned ears...Copy !req
269. they could paint a mental picture
of the path ahead.Copy !req
270. - Brilliant, sir.
- However, you must always
sing in E-flat.Copy !req
271. E-flat, E-flat, E-flatCopy !req
272. Thank you for the music
The songs I'm singingCopy !req
273. - Is it working, sir?
- Extremely well, thank you, Bough.Copy !req
274. Thanks for all
the joy that...Copy !req
275. - Ow!Copy !req
276. You all right, sir? I think
I can see something, sir.Copy !req
277. Oh, yeah. Come on.Copy !req
278. Here is the long one.Copy !req
279. It is a long one.Copy !req
280. Careful.Copy !req
281. - I knew it.
- Shall we call for backup, sir?Copy !req
282. What? And watch some fat-bottomed
bobby make our arrest for us?Copy !req
283. I don't think so.Copy !req
284. Good morning, gentlemen.
Ml7 at your service.Copy !req
285. Observe, Bough, the dull
incompetence of the criminal mind.Copy !req
286. It can never hope to match
our level of technical expertise.Copy !req
287. - You've got it.
- What do we do now, sir?Copy !req
288. Watch and learn, Bough.Copy !req
289. - They're too far ahead of us.
- Have faith, Bough.
They're heading south.Copy !req
290. - There they are, sir!
- Just as I thought.Copy !req
291. - Hang on tight, Bough.Copy !req
292. - We're never gonna catch them in this.Copy !req
293. - Take the wheel, Bough.
I'm getting in the Aston.
- Sir?Copy !req
294. Change places, Bough.
I'm getting out the other side.Copy !req
295. Sir?Copy !req
296. Set, Bough.
Take me up.Copy !req
297. Swing me out, Bough!Copy !req
298. - Whoa.
- Down.Copy !req
299. - Up! Up!Copy !req
300. Sorry!Copy !req
301. Bough, pull out!Copy !req
302. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
303. Those idiots
are right behind us. Faster!Copy !req
304. Uh-huh.Copy !req
305. Drop me here, Bough!Copy !req
306. Ow! Oh.Copy !req
307. No! No! No!Copy !req
308. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
309. They're turning into
the Brompton Cemetery.Copy !req
310. Get here as soon as you can.
I'm going in.Copy !req
311. In a wheelchair. But Geoffrey
overcame these terrible disabilities...Copy !req
312. with that simple resilience
and sunny optimism...Copy !req
313. that so warmed
all of us who knew him,Copy !req
314. spending the rest of his life
in the service...Copy !req
315. of the poor and disabled
of this parish.Copy !req
316. It's very good.
Really very good.Copy !req
317. No, no, please go on.
I'm sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
318. - It's very entertaining.
- Who's that?Copy !req
319. That priest act of yours should keep the
other prisoners entertained for hours.Copy !req
320. Oh, I'm so sorry. Where are
my manners? Johnny English,Copy !req
321. British Secret Service,
and you are all under arrest.Copy !req
322. I must say you've done
this whole thing very well.Copy !req
323. The attention to detail
is excellent.Copy !req
324. You, the grieving granny,
you're very convincing.Copy !req
325. Oh, look. Real tears.
Do you get paid extra for that?Copy !req
326. Ahh, what
we're all here for.Copy !req
327. I know! Why don't we
take a look inside?Copy !req
328. - Oh, you've nailed it down!Copy !req
329. Why would you do that?Copy !req
330. I know you're gonna come back
in two weeks and dig it up again.Copy !req
331. Now, what are you playing in this
little vignette of deceit and villainy?Copy !req
332. I'm the hearse driver.Copy !req
333. - You're the hearse driver?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
334. - You're the hearse driver?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
335. Ah! Aha!Copy !req
336. There you are... Gunther.Copy !req
337. Uh, I do hope he hasn't
made a nuisance of himself...Copy !req
338. I'm Doctor, um...Copy !req
339. Bough, of the Lunatic
Response Unit.Copy !req
340. I'm afraid Gunther here wasn't
supposed to be released until 2028.Copy !req
341. Isn't that right, Gunther?Copy !req
342. Yes, yes, there's been
the most monumental cock-up.Copy !req
343. Um, if you'll excuse me,
with the deepest respect,Copy !req
344. utmost sympathy.Copy !req
345. Uh, he hasn't urinated
on anyone, has he?Copy !req
346. - No.
- No, no.Copy !req
347. That's a blessing. Are you
gonna give me the gun, Gunther?Copy !req
348. There. That wasn't
too difficult, was it?Copy !req
349. - Are you going to come home now?Copy !req
350. Oh... in the van!
Yes, we are going in the van.Copy !req
351. Yes, yes.
Vroom, vroom.Copy !req
352. - Vroom, vroom. Vroom, vroom.
- Yes. Yeah.Copy !req
353. - Yes. He's waving good-bye.
Good-bye, everyone.Copy !req
354. - Good-bye.
- Good-bye, Gunther.Copy !req
355. Mind the nice dead people.
There we go.Copy !req
356. Oh, we'll just go to the path
here. There. Big step.Copy !req
357. It's a graveyard. It's
where they bring people...Copy !req
358. Yes, all right.
You can stop now.Copy !req
359. - For appearances,
I'll just hold your arm.
- Just keep walking.Copy !req
360. In fact, run, run, run!Copy !req
361. I can't believe
I've done this.Copy !req
362. I mean, I really
cannot believe I've done this!Copy !req
363. You see, 200 years ago,Copy !req
364. my family should have inherited
the throne of England,Copy !req
365. but they were cast aside.Copy !req
366. Well, in a few
very short days,Copy !req
367. it will be back
where it belongs.Copy !req
368. With me.Copy !req
369. Shall I try it on?
Yes? No? Maybe?Copy !req
370. To make you king, we need
the archbishop of Canterbury to do that.Copy !req
371. The archbishop of Canterbury...Copy !req
372. is being taken care of
even as we speak.Copy !req
373. There's only one thing, sir.
What are we going to do about English?Copy !req
374. If I were you, I wouldn't worry
too much about English.Copy !req
375. He is no threat to us.
I had his flat bugged.Copy !req
376. Clearly, the aptly named
English is a fool.Copy !req
377. He might be a fool, but he's
a fool who keeps showing up.Copy !req
378. Well, the next time
he shows up,Copy !req
379. eliminate him.Copy !req
380. Thank you.Copy !req
381. Dieter Klein
and Klaus Vendetta, sir.Copy !req
382. Released from prison six months ago.
327 convictions between them.Copy !req
383. Armed robbery,
grievous bodily harm...Copy !req
384. and combined parking fines
of more than 400...Copy !req
385. Uh, yes, all right. Thank you, Bough.
I think we get the picture.Copy !req
386. The point is, sir,
that Vendetta and Klein...Copy !req
387. are both in the employ
of Monsieur Sauvage.Copy !req
388. - Pascal Sauvage?
- Precisely, sir.Copy !req
389. But you're not suggesting
Sauvage is involved?Copy !req
390. I think he's more
than just involved, sir.Copy !req
391. I'm convinced he's
up to his French neck in it.Copy !req
392. Don't be absurd. Sauvage
employs thousands of people.Copy !req
393. Just because two of them
are villains doesn't mean that he is.Copy !req
394. I want him discounted from this
investigation immediately.Copy !req
395. Yes, sir.Copy !req
396. All right. Tonight I shall be
at Sauvage's reception
for the new French ambassador.Copy !req
397. Any developments,
you can reach me there.Copy !req
398. Apart from that, I don't want you
within a hundred miles of the man.Copy !req
399. Absolutely, sir.Copy !req
400. Requisition order: Ml7 quartermasters
for immediate supply;Copy !req
401. one military transport plane,
fully fueled, with permission
for nighttime city over flight;Copy !req
402. two night camouflage parachutes,
plus reserves, plus neoprene
bodysuits, twice, in black.Copy !req
403. I've never liked the navy blue.Copy !req
404. And a 40-inch chest for me
'cause I need the sleeve length.Copy !req
405. - Morning, Felch.
- Morning.Copy !req
406. Oh, and two Special Forces
signet rings,Copy !req
407. primed and color-coded.Copy !req
408. - What's all this for?
- For tonight's operation.Copy !req
409. We're going to break into
Sauvage's headquarters.Copy !req
410. - But Pegasus said...
- Let me worry about Pegasus.Copy !req
411. I know that Sauvage
is behind all this, and tonight
we're going to get the evidence.Copy !req
412. - Is something wrong, sir?
- Did that sound like Felch to you?Copy !req
413. Bough...Copy !req
414. You, upstairs.Copy !req
415. Ow.Copy !req
416. Can you see him, Bough?Copy !req
417. He's on the upper level, sir.Copy !req
418. Got him.Copy !req
419. And like a coiled viper...
he strikes.Copy !req
420. So what you're saying, sir,
is there must have been two of them?Copy !req
421. Oh, at least, Bough.
Possibly four.Copy !req
422. I wonder why
I didn't see them.Copy !req
423. You mustn't dwell
on your mistakes.Copy !req
424. - You must learn from them, then move on.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
425. - So where were you, sir?
- Just drop it, Bough!Copy !req
426. - Aah! What is it, sir?
- That bike.Copy !req
427. You get things
sorted out for tonight.Copy !req
428. Well, well, we meet again.Copy !req
429. Mr. English.
What a pleasant surprise.Copy !req
430. I wondered when
you might show up again.Copy !req
431. On the contrary, Miss Campbell. It is
not I who keeps showing up. It's you.Copy !req
432. Do you like sushi?Copy !req
433. Hmm?Copy !req
434. Oh, sushi! I practically
live off the stuff.Copy !req
435. You might say the mysteries
of the Orient are no mystery to me.Copy !req
436. - Sake?
- Ah. Sake.Copy !req
437. Cheers.Copy !req
438. May all your daughters
be born with three bottoms.Copy !req
439. Now then, perhaps
you can explain how it is...Copy !req
440. that I run into you
at two crime scenes...Copy !req
441. and then can't find any record of you
on a single government computer.Copy !req
442. Shouldn't you ask
the government that?Copy !req
443. I am the government
and I'm asking you.Copy !req
444. Let me.Copy !req
445. Mmm. You're brave.Copy !req
446. They say that sea urchin's
the ultimate acquired taste.Copy !req
447. Hmm. It's a personal
favorite of mine.Copy !req
448. I think people are put off
by how it feeds through its bottom.Copy !req
449. Would you excuse me
for a moment?Copy !req
450. Excuse me. Sorry. I'm from Ml7.
Sorry. I'm a secret agent.Copy !req
451. - Everything set, Bough?
- Just about, sir.Copy !req
452. Actually, sir, do you mind if I
run through the plan one more time?Copy !req
453. - No, no.
- These are the two buildings here.Copy !req
454. This one is our target, Sauvage's
headquarters, next to City Hospital.Copy !req
455. I jump first and land
on the south side of the roof,Copy !req
456. abseil down 14 floors and
cut through this window here.Copy !req
457. I then land on the east side
and abseil down 12 floors.Copy !req
458. Where you wait for my signal
that I've disabled the alarm system.Copy !req
459. - Yes.
- You them break into this window here,Copy !req
460. work your way along the secure corridor
and penetrate Sauvage's office.Copy !req
461. - Yes, yes.
- Is that okay, sir?Copy !req
462. It's been okay ever since
I thought up the idea, Bough.Copy !req
463. Oh, I nearly forgot, sir.
Your laser beacon.Copy !req
464. - My what?
- Your laser beacon!Copy !req
465. It'll guide you
onto Sauvage's building.Copy !req
466. Your dependence on hardware
really does amuse me, Bough.Copy !req
467. I've been dropped
into the Kalahari Desert...Copy !req
468. carrying nothing more than a toothbrush
and a packet of sherbet lemons,Copy !req
469. and I still found my way
to Bulawayo before Ramadan.Copy !req
470. So thank you, Bough,
but no thank you.Copy !req
471. - Bough, go!Copy !req
472. Geronimo!Copy !req
473. - Fandango!Copy !req
474. Ugh! Ai-yi-yi.Copy !req
475. Right.Copy !req
476. - Alarm's disabled, sir.Copy !req
477. Roger that, Bough.Copy !req
478. This is worse
than I thought, Bough.Copy !req
479. Sauvage has got some kind
of laboratory set up here.Copy !req
480. God knows what kind
of sick operation he's running.Copy !req
481. My God, what
have they done to you?Copy !req
482. They've taken
some of my blood.Copy !req
483. - Bastards!
- It's only for tests.Copy !req
484. Of course it is.
Come on, my friend.Copy !req
485. Let's get you out of here
before they take anything else.Copy !req
486. Ah! Good evening,
Dr. Frankenstein.Copy !req
487. This way, please.Copy !req
488. Come on.
I haven't got all night.Copy !req
489. And you,
you angels of death.Copy !req
490. About turn.
Come on, let's go.Copy !req
491. Come on, come on.
Keep moving.Copy !req
492. Come on. Over there. I know
what you're doing here. And you.Copy !req
493. Come on. Quicker. Quicker.
Over there.Copy !req
494. Now then,Copy !req
495. perhaps you could direct me
to your evil paymaster.Copy !req
496. - What are you talking about?
- You know exactly
what I'm talking about.Copy !req
497. Where is the office
of Pascal Sauvage?Copy !req
498. Are you coming over here
in a minute, sir?Copy !req
499. I'm from Ml7.Copy !req
500. This has been a test of your
emergency response systems,Copy !req
501. and I have to say
you've all done extremely well.Copy !req
502. Right.
Well, I'll leave you to it.Copy !req
503. And, uh, get well soon.Copy !req
504. Oh, God!Copy !req
505. Sir. Sir.Copy !req
506. Did you just land
on the wrong building?Copy !req
507. I did a precautionary sweep
of the immediate environment.Copy !req
508. Right.Copy !req
509. - And everything was fine.
- Good.Copy !req
510. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
511. I will be downstairs
at the reception...Copy !req
512. - That's far enough.
- Well, good evening.Copy !req
513. - Perhaps you'd like this as well.
- What is it?Copy !req
514. - Let me show you.
- Aah!Copy !req
515. Well executed, Bough,
but completely redundant.Copy !req
516. - How do you mean, sir?
- Super-strength muscle relaxant.Copy !req
517. When he wakes up, he'll be
as floppy as a damp old sock.Copy !req
518. What's this?Copy !req
519. That's the face of
the archbishop of Canterbury.Copy !req
520. What are they doing?Copy !req
521. What's this got to do
with the Crown Jewels?Copy !req
522. Bough.Copy !req
523. English.Copy !req
524. A people whose empire
once covered...Copy !req
525. one quarter of the surface
of the earth.Copy !req
526. Alas, no longer.Copy !req
527. My friends ask me, "Pascal,
how can you be so interested...Copy !req
528. in such a backward,
grotty little country?"Copy !req
529. My answer is simple:
The queen.Copy !req
530. The queen has more power
in her tiny white gloves...Copy !req
531. than any other head of state
in the entire world.Copy !req
532. She can declare war
or make peace,Copy !req
533. and most intriguingly...Copy !req
534. she can seize any piece of land
which takes her fancy.Copy !req
535. Of course,
the queen never uses...Copy !req
536. the enormous power
afforded to her.Copy !req
537. But imagine someone
who would use that power.Copy !req
538. Imagine, say, me.Copy !req
539. But how could he do that, sir?
How could he make himself king?Copy !req
540. The archbishop.Copy !req
541. Ow.Copy !req
542. Hands up.
There's a good fellow.Copy !req
543. Heavily armed for a late night
at the office.Copy !req
544. You fool, English. You'll never
get out of the building alive.Copy !req
545. I'd save your breath
for my questioning.Copy !req
546. I'm not telling you
anything.Copy !req
547. Incorrect.Copy !req
548. Sodium pentothal.Copy !req
549. - I won't lie to you. It's a truth serum.Copy !req
550. Now then, why does Sauvage
want to have himself crowned?Copy !req
551. You have no idea
what's going on here, do you?Copy !req
552. It would be funny
if it wasn't so "pablibblit."Copy !req
553. What?Copy !req
554. - He's talking gibberish, sir.
- I can hear that.Copy !req
555. - He's collapsed onto me, sir.
- I can see that.Copy !req
556. - You don't think you could've
got the syringes mixed up?
- What?Copy !req
557. Given the guard outside truth serum
and given Klein the muscle relaxant?Copy !req
558. Aah!Copy !req
559. Don't be ridiculous, Bough.
I think I know my right from my left.Copy !req
560. - Sir?
- Oh, bugger it.Copy !req
561. Bough, take "flodd."Copy !req
562. - Take what, sir?
- "Flodd."Schlage."Copy !req
563. - I'm not quite getting
that second word, sir.
- "Schlaaaagh!"Copy !req
564. - Write it down, sir.
- "Schlaaaagh!"Copy !req
565. Yes!Copy !req
566. "C." C-A... Uh...Copy !req
567. Car! Take the car!
We came by plane.Copy !req
568. Bugger off!Copy !req
569. - Hold it right there.Copy !req
570. - What's wrong with them?
- I'm not telling you.Copy !req
571. Wrong answer.Copy !req
572. What is it with you two?Copy !req
573. Huh?Copy !req
574. Let's get outta here.Copy !req
575. Sorry, but who are you,
exactly?Copy !req
576. Special Agent Campbell.
I'm attached to Interpol in Paris.Copy !req
577. We've been watching Sauvage
for months.Copy !req
578. Why?Copy !req
579. Because every major convict released
from a Sauvage prison in six months...Copy !req
580. has been employed
by one of his companies.Copy !req
581. We believe he's recruiting them
for a major criminal conspiracy.Copy !req
582. - We just don't know what yet.Copy !req
583. - What did he say?
- Pegasus!Copy !req
584. We have to report
to Pegasus!Copy !req
585. Oh, no, sir.
No, no, no.Copy !req
586. - How do we get out of here?
- Hey, you two!Copy !req
587. What you did to me
really hurt.Copy !req
588. Yeah. Sorry about that. How do we
get out of here without being seen?Copy !req
589. Okay.Copy !req
590. Left by the fountain, right by the fire
exit, to the elevator at the end.Copy !req
591. - Thank you.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
592. Nice job, Bough.Copy !req
593. - Left, sir. Left!Copy !req
594. Sir, you can't go
to Sauvage's reception in this state.Copy !req
595. The effect of the drug
has practically worn off.Copy !req
596. I'm "fline"...Copy !req
597. "schline"...
uh, "gline"...Copy !req
598. - Monsieur.
- Ah. Thank you.Copy !req
599. - Would you like another?
- Please.Copy !req
600. Thank you.Copy !req
601. What in God's name...Copy !req
602. Ah, Foreign "Sebretarary."Copy !req
603. Um...Copy !req
604. Aah!Copy !req
605. - Shall we dance?Copy !req
606. Excuse me, sir.
I'm very sorry to interrupt...Copy !req
607. Pascal, how nice
to see you again.Copy !req
608. - Enjoying the party?
- Oh, splendid affair.Copy !req
609. I was until I was informed
that your man English...Copy !req
610. and his curious boyfriend here
have spent the evening...Copy !req
611. breaking into my office
and assaulting my staff.Copy !req
612. - Is this true, Bough?
- Well, we... we...Copy !req
613. What do you think
you're up to?Copy !req
614. - Sir, if I could just offer...
- Go home, Bough!Copy !req
615. Now!Copy !req
616. I gave you direct orders
not to meddle with Sauvage.Copy !req
617. What do you do? Break into his office
and assault two of his staff.Copy !req
618. Then you march in here,
loaded with God knows what,
and insult the foreign secretary.Copy !req
619. I haven't encountered such
behavior in Whitehall in 30 years.Copy !req
620. - But...
- There are no "buts," English.Copy !req
621. You're off the case. Your security
clearance is hereby canceled.Copy !req
622. After a three-month leave of absence,
you will return at your old grade.Copy !req
623. And I hope never
to hear your name again.Copy !req
624. English has seen too much.Copy !req
625. We go to plan "B."Copy !req
626. Get rid of
the fake archbishop...Copy !req
627. and green-light
the visit to Her Majesty.Copy !req
628. Then this pathetic country
can humiliate itself...Copy !req
629. by crowning me officially.Copy !req
630. THE QUEEN'S RESI DENCECopy !req
631. That's a letter
of abdication...Copy !req
632. renouncing your claims
to the throne...Copy !req
633. and the claims
of your entire family.Copy !req
634. Sign it.Copy !req
635. Never.Copy !req
636. - Yes?Copy !req
637. Prime Minister, sorry to call so late,
but I'm afraid the queen is abdicating.Copy !req
638. What?Copy !req
639. Abdicated?
But that's not possible.Copy !req
640. I only wish that were true.Copy !req
641. - Let me talk to her. Maybe she just...
- Pascal, she's gone.Copy !req
642. My people have spent
the last 10 hours...Copy !req
643. trying to track down
the rightful heir to the throne...Copy !req
644. and they've come up with a name,
which they've double-checked.Copy !req
645. Who is it?Copy !req
646. - It's you.
- No!Copy !req
647. In the wake
of the return of the Crown Jewels...Copy !req
648. to a police station
in North London,Copy !req
649. Pascal Sauvage has requested
that his coronation...Copy !req
650. take place
this Thursday.Copy !req
651. In the House, the prime minister said he
was looking forward to the ceremony...Copy !req
652. and he believed that Monsieur Sauvage
will make a fine king...Copy !req
653. and will bring all that is
best about modern Europe
to our ancient institutions.Copy !req
654. Get your car keys.
We've got work to do.Copy !req
655. - Miss Campbell.
- Sauvage is heading back to France.Copy !req
656. He's invited 13 of
the richest criminal masterminds
in the world to meet him there.Copy !req
657. I'm sorry, Miss Campbell.
I'm off the case.Copy !req
658. It's been reassigned.Copy !req
659. I know.
Reassigned to me.Copy !req
660. - I want you with me.
- Just leave me alone.Copy !req
661. Are you gonna sit here in this
grotty flat feeling sorry for yourself?Copy !req
662. Or are you gonna get out there
and save your country?Copy !req
663. I'm gonna sit in the flat.Copy !req
664. - Johnny, this is ridiculous.
- I'm a spent force.Copy !req
665. Spent, my ass.Copy !req
666. Ow.Copy !req
667. Will... you...
please... stop?Copy !req
668. I'll just be a minute.Copy !req
669. It'll be nightfall in an hour.
Then we can strike out for the chateau.Copy !req
670. The fact is, the moment Sauvage
gets that crown on his head,Copy !req
671. he'll be able to do whatever he likes
with the country that I love,Copy !req
672. and that is why you and I
have got to stop him.Copy !req
673. - Relishing the thought?
- Something like that.Copy !req
674. I suppose you've made love
to lots of women, haven't you, Johnny?Copy !req
675. Uh...
Uh, well, you know,Copy !req
676. one does one's best.Copy !req
677. It's just...Copy !req
678. Well, it's been three years
since my fianc￩ left me,Copy !req
679. and since then I haven't
made love to anyone.Copy !req
680. But then I met you...Copy !req
681. and I felt this...
hunger...Copy !req
682. deep down inside.Copy !req
683. I wanted to say things to you,
I wanted to do things to you...Copy !req
684. that I haven't wanted to do
in a very, very, very long time.Copy !req
685. What, uh...Copy !req
686. What sort of things
are we talking about?Copy !req
687. Things like
punching you in the face,Copy !req
688. kicking you in the backside for being
such a pompous, know-nothing asshole.Copy !req
689. But then I started to see beyond
the idiot that everybody else saw.Copy !req
690. I started to see
the man on the inside...Copy !req
691. who was determined to do his duty,
no matter what or who lay in his way.Copy !req
692. And I began to feel
other things for him,Copy !req
693. to want to do
other things for him.Copy !req
694. Things...Copy !req
695. involving plastic toys
and soft cheese?Copy !req
696. - What?
- What? What?Copy !req
697. You're toying with me.
You're telling me to stop in
the gentlest way you know how.Copy !req
698. No. N-N-No...Copy !req
699. You're such a special person...Copy !req
700. not to take advantage of me
while I'm vulnerable.Copy !req
701. - N-No... Well...
- So thank you...Copy !req
702. for being such a gentleman.Copy !req
703. Not at all.Copy !req
704. I know what you're thinking,
Miss Campbell.Copy !req
705. If we don't pull this off, God knows
what might happen to England.Copy !req
706. Actually, I was thinking there must be
a better way in than that pipe.Copy !req
707. Well, there isn't.Copy !req
708. I've analyzed it from every angle,
and this is the best option.Copy !req
709. I'll go in first, and if it's a clear
way through, I'll call down.Copy !req
710. Johnny.Copy !req
711. - Be careful.
- I'm always careful.Copy !req
712. Ohh.Copy !req
713. - Gentlemen.Copy !req
714. In a few hours time...Copy !req
715. I will become
the next king of England.Copy !req
716. Oh, no.Copy !req
717. Hyah...Copy !req
718. - How did you get here?
- Up the ladder.Copy !req
719. Pull yourself together.
It's only a bit of poo.Copy !req
720. Oh! Oh, it's cold!
It's cold!Copy !req
721. What is the one commodity...Copy !req
722. the world never seems
to run out of?Copy !req
723. Criminals, gentlemen.Copy !req
724. - Lawbreakers.Copy !req
725. Every nation in the world
struggles...Copy !req
726. with the issue
of overcrowded prisons.Copy !req
727. So, what do we do
with all these villains?Copy !req
728. Find the solution
to that problem...Copy !req
729. and the governments of the world
would pay you through their nose.Copy !req
730. Fortunately,
I have found a solution.Copy !req
731. We empty every prison
on the entire planet,Copy !req
732. we take the resulting
tidal wave of human scum...Copy !req
733. and we put it here.Copy !req
734. The moment
I am crowned king,Copy !req
735. I will turn England
into the largest prison...Copy !req
736. in the history
of the world.Copy !req
737. 210,000 square miles...Copy !req
738. of prime real estate...Copy !req
739. conveniently separated
from true civilization...Copy !req
740. by 20 miles of ocean...Copy !req
741. - and soon to be available...
- Come on.Copy !req
742. For the entire world
to dump its human waste in.Copy !req
743. According to
current projections,Copy !req
744. we will not run out of prison space
for the next 500 years.Copy !req
745. So, tonight one,
and only one, of you...Copy !req
746. will leave here
owning 49 percent...Copy !req
747. of this venture.Copy !req
748. So that's his little game.
We must get hold of that DVD.Copy !req
749. But how, Johnny?
There's only two of us.Copy !req
750. You're young, Miss Campbell,
and inexperienced.Copy !req
751. What you seem to
have forgotten is that...Copy !req
752. Nobody knows we are here.Copy !req
753. At our disposal we have
the vital element of surprise.Copy !req
754. Now, my plan is simple
but effective.Copy !req
755. I shall drop from the gallery
at this end of the room
and take Sauvage prisoner.Copy !req
756. You will then enter from the far door,
cutting off any means of escape.Copy !req
757. Then, using Sauvage as a hostage,
we'll get the hell out of here. Clear?Copy !req
758. Get 'em up,
you French ponce.Copy !req
759. But, Mr. English,
I'm gob smacked!Copy !req
760. What an unexpected surprise.Copy !req
761. Surprises are very much
my speciality, Sauvage.Copy !req
762. I think we've seen
enough of this.Copy !req
763. I know exactly what you're planning,
and I'm here to put a stop to it.Copy !req
764. My bottom will be king of England
before you are.Copy !req
765. Wrong again.Copy !req
766. Perhaps you'd care
to look behind you.Copy !req
767. Oh, please.Copy !req
768. Lorna!Copy !req
769. I'm sorry, Johnny.Copy !req
770. Well, I'm afraid
that we'll have to...Copy !req
771. conclude the floor show
for tonight.Copy !req
772. Not so fast, Sauvage.Copy !req
773. You may have taken me,
but you'll never take England.Copy !req
774. Not as long as I have
breath in my body...Copy !req
775. or a bullet in my gun.Copy !req
776. You know, Mr. English,
I'm going to miss you. Really.Copy !req
777. You're very entertaining.
I thank you.Copy !req
778. Take them away.Copy !req
779. Good morning, everybody,Copy !req
780. and welcome to
the breakfast show.Copy !req
781. As the crowds are gathering here for
the crowning of our first French king...Copy !req
782. since the year 1066,Copy !req
783. call here at London FM with the top ten
things you most love about the French.Copy !req
784. We haven't had
any calls yet, uh, at all,Copy !req
785. but the lines are still open
and I'll give you that number again...Copy !req
786. 0-2-0-7...
zero, deux, zero, sept...Copy !req
787. This is not good,
Johnny.Copy !req
788. We've got to think
of something.Copy !req
789. Wait a minute. I've got an idea.Copy !req
790. Hop! Hop!Copy !req
791. And hop! And hop!
And stop!Copy !req
792. Now, are you familiar...Copy !req
793. with the shaman throat warblers
of the Guatemalan delta?Copy !req
794. What?Copy !req
795. It has long been
their belief...Copy !req
796. that a whistle pitched at the precise
resonant frequency of a metal lock...Copy !req
797. will vibrate the levers in such a way
that the door will simply swing open.Copy !req
798. Unbelievable.Copy !req
799. - And kneel.Copy !req
800. Right. Here goes.Copy !req
801. - I can't hear anything.
- I'm into ultrasonic.Copy !req
802. Will you just stop all this
and face facts?Copy !req
803. We've failed. The only thing
that can save us now is a miracle.Copy !req
804. It worked!Copy !req
805. - Ohh!
- Sir?Copy !req
806. I don't know why you hauled yourself up
that dreadful poo tube, Bough,Copy !req
807. when there was a perfectly good ladder
right beside it.Copy !req
808. Now, Sauvage may have
fooled the country...Copy !req
809. with his fake archbishop
and his secret agenda,Copy !req
810. but he hasn't fooled me.Copy !req
811. - So, here's the plan.Copy !req
812. Let all good people
rejoiceCopy !req
813. RejoiceCopy !req
814. - Rejoice
- Aaah!Copy !req
815. Let all good people
rejoiceCopy !req
816. RejoiceCopy !req
817. RejoiceCopy !req
818. RejoiceCopy !req
819. RejoiceCopy !req
820. RejoiceCopy !req
821. And singCopy !req
822. Sirs, you are hereby called
to witness the anointing...Copy !req
823. of your one true lord
and future king Pascal.Copy !req
824. Pascal, are you willing
to take the oath?Copy !req
825. I am willing.Copy !req
826. Then be thou anointed...Copy !req
827. with this holy oil.Copy !req
828. And do you, the chosen bishops
of England, Scotland and Wales,Copy !req
829. ascent to this anointing?Copy !req
830. For Scotland, I do.Copy !req
831. For Wales, I do.Copy !req
832. For England, I do not!Copy !req
833. - English!Copy !req
834. That man must not be crowned king
because he is...Copy !req
835. a fraudster, a charlatan
and a thief.Copy !req
836. No, please.
Let him speak.Copy !req
837. It is this man,
Pascal Sauvage,Copy !req
838. who stole the Crown Jewels,Copy !req
839. who forced the queen
to abdicate...Copy !req
840. and who would kill anyone
who got in his way.Copy !req
841. It is the end,
Herr English.Copy !req
842. He has cheated,
conned and manipulated...Copy !req
843. this great country
for his own ends.Copy !req
844. He's fooled you all!Copy !req
845. What's more,
this whole ceremony is a sham...Copy !req
846. because that man
standing in front of you...Copy !req
847. is not the archbishop
of Canterbury.Copy !req
848. English, a word of advice:
Don't go there.Copy !req
849. Shut it, Frenchy. I'll go
wherever I damn well please.Copy !req
850. - Now take it off.
- What?Copy !req
851. Your face
is made of plastic.Copy !req
852. Remove it at once.Copy !req
853. I have no idea
what you're talking about.Copy !req
854. Right. I'll just have to
remove it myself.Copy !req
855. Come on!Copy !req
856. - Maybe it pulls up from the front.Copy !req
857. Come on, you!Copy !req
858. - Aaah!
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
859. Must be a join here
somewhere.Copy !req
860. Fascinating performance
as always, Monsieur English,Copy !req
861. but I'm afraid
we must move on.Copy !req
862. Nobody's moving anywhere until I'm
finished with this piece of low-life.Copy !req
863. Do you or do you you not...Copy !req
864. have tattooed on your bottom
the words,Copy !req
865. "Jesus is coming...
look busy"?Copy !req
866. - Are you insane?Copy !req
867. Well, let's find out,
shall we?Copy !req
868. Go on, over.
Let's have a look.Copy !req
869. - Excellent!Copy !req
870. All right, so I was wrong
about the archbishop's bottom.Copy !req
871. - But there's more.
- But not, I'm afraid, today.Copy !req
872. Sergeant, please
take this man away.Copy !req
873. - But be gentle with him.
- Do you think that's it?Copy !req
874. You think I don't have
more evidence?Copy !req
875. My loyal subordinate
is standing by with a DVD...Copy !req
876. which shows Sauvage's
hideous plans for this country.Copy !req
877. Get him out!
Get him out of here!Copy !req
878. - Play it, Bough! Play the disk!
- Play it! Now!Copy !req
879. - You're so hot teasing meCopy !req
880. So you're blue, but I can't
take a chance on a chick like youCopy !req
881. It's somethin'
I couldn't doCopy !req
882. Well, I can dance with you, honey
if you think it's funnyCopy !req
883. Does your mother know
that you're outCopy !req
884. And I could shout with you, baby
Flirt a little, maybeCopy !req
885. Does your mother know
that you're outCopy !req
886. - Take it easy
- Take it easyCopy !req
887. Better slow down, girl
That's no way to goCopy !req
888. Does your mother knowCopy !req
889. - Oi!
- Hey!Copy !req
890. Well, shall we?Copy !req
891. Then as Solomon was anointed king...Copy !req
892. by Zadok the priest
and Nathan the prophet,Copy !req
893. so be thou anointed...Copy !req
894. and consecrated king...Copy !req
895. over all the peoples...Copy !req
896. whom the Lord thy God...Copy !req
897. hath given thee to govern...Copy !req
898. and of all your possessions,Copy !req
899. wherever they may be.Copy !req
900. And so,
in the name of the Father...Copy !req
901. and of the Son...Copy !req
902. and of the Holy Ghost,Copy !req
903. I crown you...Copy !req
904. Damn it!Copy !req
905. - Give it back!
- No!Copy !req
906. - That is my crown!
- Never!Copy !req
907. - Give it back!
- Never in a million years, Sauvage!Copy !req
908. - Give it to me!
- Get off.Copy !req
909. Merde!Copy !req
910. Give it back!Copy !req
911. - Stop!
- Shut up!Copy !req
912. All this stupid little country
have to do is stand in line...Copy !req
913. and do what it's told
for one miserable day!Copy !req
914. But can it do that?Copy !req
915. My fragrant French ass,
it can!Copy !req
916. Merde!Copy !req
917. - Aah!Copy !req
918. Give it! The crown, eh?
The crown! Go!Copy !req
919. And so, in the name
of the Father...Copy !req
920. and of the Son
and of the Holy Ghost,Copy !req
921. I crown you...Copy !req
922. king.Copy !req
923. What...Copy !req
924. Arrest that man...Copy !req
925. and lock him away.Copy !req
926. God save the king
Long live the kingCopy !req
927. God save the kingCopy !req
928. Amen, amen, amen, amen
Amen, amenCopy !req
929. Ahh, amen, amen
Amen, hallelujahCopy !req
930. AmenCopy !req
931. God save the kingCopy !req
932. Words can hardly express just how much
we appreciate everything you've done.Copy !req
933. Nothing more
than my duty, ma'am.Copy !req
934. And in return, is there anything that
your queen and country can do for you?Copy !req
935. Well,Copy !req
936. since one is asking,
ma'am...Copy !req
937. In celebration
of her return to the throne,Copy !req
938. the queen has declared August 5
a national holiday...Copy !req
939. and has conferred a knighthood
on the unnamed Ml7 agent...Copy !req
940. responsible for foiling the plot
of french businessman Pascal Sauvage.Copy !req
941. Mr. Sauvage is now awaiting trial
for high treason,Copy !req
942. a crime which still
carries the death penalty.Copy !req
943. If found guilty, he's asked that his
brain be donated to medical science...Copy !req
944. to further research into the causes
of hyper manic schizophrenia.Copy !req
945. Meanwhile, the unnamed English agent
has left the country...Copy !req
946. and has already embarked
on his next challenging mission.Copy !req
947. Sir Johnny English.Copy !req
948. Her Majesty
did seem very grateful.Copy !req
949. She's not the only one.Copy !req
950. Mmm. You are
full of surprises.Copy !req
951. Aaaah!Copy !req
952. - Johnny!
- Oh, f...Copy !req
953. One eye on the shadowsCopy !req
954. Protecting his fellowsCopy !req
955. From sunup
to the moon on his backCopy !req
956. Sendinﾒ villains to Hades
A hit with the ladiesCopy !req
957. A stallion in the sackCopy !req
958. You can't get your life back
when right follows left, jackCopy !req
959. The more you see
the less you knowCopy !req
960. When others would leak it
his service is secretCopy !req
961. Plays God
when it's your time to goCopy !req
962. Hey, fellas
Don't be jealousCopy !req
963. When they made him
they broke the moldCopy !req
964. So charismatic
with an automaticCopy !req
965. Never prematurely
shooting his load, haCopy !req
966. Queen and country
safe and soundCopy !req
967. With villains
six feet undergroundCopy !req
968. And no one knows 'cause
no one's found any traceCopy !req
969. Of a man for all seasonsCopy !req
970. Loves 'em
and leaves 'em aloneCopy !req
971. So aloneCopy !req
972. And you and I
wouldn't have a clueCopy !req
973. Who's doinﾒ what, why
when and whoCopy !req
974. Up a creek with no canoeCopy !req
975. Watch out for
the man for all seasonsCopy !req
976. Loves 'em
and leaves 'em aloneCopy !req
977. So alone
But safe at homeCopy !req
978. But safe at home
But safe at homeCopy !req
979. Queen and country
safe and soundCopy !req
980. With villains
six feet undergroundCopy !req
981. And no one knows 'cause
no one's found any traceCopy !req
982. Of a man for all seasonsCopy !req
983. Loves 'em
and leaves 'em aloneCopy !req
984. So aloneCopy !req
985. And you and I
wouldn't have a clueCopy !req
986. Who's doinﾒ what, why
when and whoCopy !req
987. Up a creek with no canoeCopy !req
988. Watch out for
the man for all seasonsCopy !req
989. Loves 'em
and leaves 'em aloneCopy !req
990. So alone
But safe at homeCopy !req
991. Queen and country
Safe and soundCopy !req
992. With villains
six feet undergroundCopy !req
993. And no one knows 'cause
no one's found any traceCopy !req
994. Of a man for all seasonsCopy !req
995. Loves 'em
and leaves 'em aloneCopy !req
996. So aloneCopy !req
997. And you and I
wouldn't have a clueCopy !req
998. Who's doinﾒ what, why
when and whoCopy !req
999. Up a creek with no canoeCopy !req
1000. Watch out for
the man for all seasonsCopy !req
1001. Loves 'em
and leaves 'em aloneCopy !req
1002. So aloneCopy !req
1003. But safe at homeCopy !req