1. Well,
Future Failures of America,Copy !req
2. I hope you're all prepared
for tomorrow's big science fair.Copy !req
3. This year's theme is...
transportation.Copy !req
4. I am ready with my project—Copy !req
5. my solar-powered,
audio-visual cart.Copy !req
6. I can go from zero to geek
in 2.6 seconds.Copy !req
7. Look at me,
I'm working the machine.Copy !req
8. I'm ready with my laser-
powered boil lancer.Copy !req
9. Because nobody should have
to travel with an unlanced boil.Copy !req
10. I ripped off— I mean invented—
this high-tech robot decoy.Copy !req
11. That way, when the cops come,Copy !req
12. the robot will travel to jail,
instead of me.Copy !req
13. I didn't do it.
I didn't do it.Copy !req
14. I didn't do it.Copy !req
15. And I'm ready with my totally
souped-up mobile home.Copy !req
16. Because they can't take
your home from youCopy !req
17. if it's on the move.Copy !req
18. Yee-haw!Copy !req
19. I'm ready and so are my clones,Copy !req
20. because no one should
have to travel alone.Copy !req
21. Why didn't I finish my project?Copy !req
22. Why?Copy !req
23. Don't you remember?Copy !req
24. Timmy, shouldn't you
be workingCopy !req
25. on your travel-related
science fair project?Copy !req
26. This is my travel-related
science fair project.Copy !req
27. The effects of using cheat codes
to win Decimator:Copy !req
28. Crush the Planet and travel
to the winner's circle.Copy !req
29. I'm learning so much...
about travel.Copy !req
30. Oh, right.Copy !req
31. Not ready, eh, Turner?Copy !req
32. The only way you could
even hope to be readyCopy !req
33. is if you received help from...Copy !req
34. fairy godparents!Copy !req
35. I'm watching you, Turner.Copy !req
36. Look, a child in pain!Copy !req
37. Where?Copy !req
38. Hey!
There's no child in pain here.Copy !req
39. But there's going to be!Copy !req
40. Cosmo, Wanda,Copy !req
41. you guys got to get
out of here before
Crocker sees you.Copy !req
42. Okay, but keep
your Auto Poofer with you.Copy !req
43. Once we leave,
just push the little starCopy !req
44. and you'll automatically
be poofed back to your room.Copy !req
45. Cool.Copy !req
46. Since I need to finish
my science fair project fast,Copy !req
47. I wish I was at
the greatest science
lab in Dimmsdale.Copy !req
48. A.J.'s lab?Copy !req
49. Hi, Timmy.Copy !req
50. The greatest lab in Dimmsdale
is A.J.'s room.Copy !req
51. I can't use his stuff
for my science project.Copy !req
52. He'll know
I took his technology.Copy !req
53. Well, maybe we should
come with you.Copy !req
54. Yeah, I'm great with science.Copy !req
55. Oh, wait, did I say "science"?Copy !req
56. I meant hula dancing.Copy !req
57. The rules say you can't
help me win a competition.Copy !req
58. So, I'll have
to do it myself.Copy !req
59. Okay...Copy !req
60. I wish I was in the greatest lab
in the universe.Copy !req
61. Let's go to Hawaii.Copy !req
62. I'll get my lab coat.Copy !req
63. Don't be like that, Goddard.Copy !req
64. It's just a simple tune-up.Copy !req
65. My new Jiffy Tuner
will replace your old componentsCopy !req
66. by painlessly rearranging
your subatomic structure.Copy !req
67. ( cries ):
No!Copy !req
68. Oh, come on.Copy !req
69. As long as I'm hereCopy !req
70. to monitor the molecular
transmogrification,Copy !req
71. nothing can go wrong.Copy !req
72. Whoa!Copy !req
73. Hey, why is everything so bulgy?Copy !req
74. Ah, who cares.Copy !req
75. Look at all this amazing stuff.Copy !req
76. I don't even know
where to start.Copy !req
77. I've got to approach this in the
most scientific manner possible.Copy !req
78. Eenie, meanie, minie...Copy !req
79. Excellent!Copy !req
80. Now, switch to sleep mode
and it'll be overCopy !req
81. before you know it.Copy !req
82. Now, I just install
the tune-up disk...Copy !req
83. Oops.Copy !req
84. A slight plasma leak.Copy !req
85. Better get a mini-laser.Copy !req
86. Hey!Copy !req
87. Who the heck are you?Copy !req
88. I'm loopy. I'm loopy.Copy !req
89. What are you doing?Copy !req
90. That thing's dangerous.Copy !req
91. Okay, give me that.Copy !req
92. How did you get
in my lab anyway?Copy !req
93. Ha! Your lab?Copy !req
94. Sorry, dude.Copy !req
95. I got dibs on this place.Copy !req
96. One of these gizmosCopy !req
97. is going to win meCopy !req
98. first prize
at the science fair.Copy !req
99. Careful with that!Copy !req
100. Look, Baron Von Bighead.Copy !req
101. Get off my back...Copy !req
102. Which is now bulgy.Copy !req
103. Listen closely,
Beaver Boy.Copy !req
104. Try and follow
what I'm saying.Copy !req
105. Everything
in this lab is mine.Copy !req
106. This helmet,
this shrink ray...Copy !req
107. even this mini laser.Copy !req
108. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
109. Well... blah...!Copy !req
110. Ha! Serves you right.Copy !req
111. Hey, wait a minute,
this isn't my mini laser.Copy !req
112. I meant to do that.Copy !req
113. Hey, where'd he go?Copy !req
114. Must have scared him off.Copy !req
115. Which means, I finally got
the greatest lab in the universeCopy !req
116. all to myself.Copy !req
117. Whoa.Copy !req
118. Look at all this cool junk.Copy !req
119. I can totally smoke A.J.
with any one of these gadgets.Copy !req
120. ( laughs ):
Too tiny.Copy !req
121. Too hairy.Copy !req
122. Too cheesy.Copy !req
123. Oh, man, it'll take forever
to sort through all this stuff.Copy !req
124. I might never find
the right science project.Copy !req
125. Whoa.Copy !req
126. A video game dog box.Copy !req
127. At last, something that
addresses basic human needs.Copy !req
128. "Downloading Tune-Up."Copy !req
129. That's a stupid name for a game.Copy !req
130. It's a good thing
I always carry a copyCopy !req
131. of Decimator:
Crush the Planet...Copy !req
132. that I conveniently started
carrying yesterday.Copy !req
133. Cool. I suddenly love science.Copy !req
134. Four percent?Copy !req
135. Come on, download!Copy !req
136. Aw, come on, Turner.
Be patient.Copy !req
137. You're a bulgy scientist now.Copy !req
138. Good science requires
discipline, perseveranceCopy !req
139. and above all... I'm bored.Copy !req
140. Hey, where'd I put my poofer?Copy !req
141. I guess this is my poofer.Copy !req
142. Hard to tell when everything
looks so weird and bulgy.Copy !req
143. Aw, come on.Copy !req
144. First that selfish crabby kid
poofs in here and now you two?Copy !req
145. Is everybody wishingCopy !req
146. they were in the greatest lab
in the universe?Copy !req
147. This lab belongs to Jimmy.Copy !req
148. Kyle, don't you see?Copy !req
149. This is Jimmy.Copy !req
150. Another experiment must
have gone horribly wrong.Copy !req
151. This time, he shrunk
his own head.Copy !req
152. My name's not Jimmy, it's Timmy.Copy !req
153. You scientifically altered
the first letter of your name?Copy !req
154. Huh?
You maniacal
genius!Copy !req
155. Hey, I'll let you two
hang outCopy !req
156. if you show me
how to work this stuff.Copy !req
157. We could do that.Copy !req
158. Sheen, no.Copy !req
159. Big-headed Jimmy saidCopy !req
160. we should never touch
his stuff.Copy !req
161. Quiet, Carl.Copy !req
162. The small-headed are
easily manipulated.Copy !req
163. This could be
our chanceCopy !req
164. to play with some
of the coolest,Copy !req
165. slightly more dangerous
experiments.Copy !req
166. That I could use to win
first prize in the science fair.Copy !req
167. Let's get experimental.Copy !req
168. I love this new,
small-headed Jimmy.Copy !req
169. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
170. I'm bad.Copy !req
171. I'm in the robo-walker.Copy !req
172. I feel nauseous,
but I'm ba-bad.Copy !req
173. Huzzah! Let evildoers
beware the wrathCopy !req
174. of "Guy in a Bubble Man."Copy !req
175. Hey, where'd
small-headed Jimmy go?Copy !req
176. Small-headed Jimmy,
are you okay?Copy !req
177. My new bulgy skull
might be cracked,Copy !req
178. but my new bulgy mind
doesn't care.Copy !req
179. Hoo-hoo, let's do it again!Copy !req
180. Wow! This new JimmyCopy !req
181. puts the mental
in experimental.Copy !req
182. James Isaac Neutron.Copy !req
183. Look at this mess.Copy !req
184. Honestly, Jimmy.Copy !req
185. My name is
Timmy. Timmy!Copy !req
186. I think people
in your dimensionCopy !req
187. use "J" instead
of a "T."Copy !req
188. Jeez, what a jwit.Copy !req
189. Oh, so now
we're a Mr. Smartymouth.Copy !req
190. Well, that's it, young man.Copy !req
191. You're grounded.Copy !req
192. What did I do?Copy !req
193. Hmm, might I suggest
the hypnobeam?Copy !req
194. Ooh, excellent choice.Copy !req
195. Didn't you hear me?Copy !req
196. I said you're...Copy !req
197. I can bend others to my will.Copy !req
198. Cool!Copy !req
199. You think that
you're, uh, Mighty Mom.Copy !req
200. Quickly spinning around,Copy !req
201. Judy Neutron
transforms herself into...Copy !req
202. Mighty Mom!Copy !req
203. Super-powered defender
of domestic order.Copy !req
204. My hyper domestic senses
detect dirtCopy !req
205. and danger... and dirt!Copy !req
206. Vacuum-powered flying abilities,
activate!Copy !req
207. Whoosh!Copy !req
208. I'll clean that up.Copy !req
209. Uh, I don't know, new Jimmy.Copy !req
210. Maybe this stuff
is too dangerous.Copy !req
211. Aren't you worried
that we're tampering with forcesCopy !req
212. we can never hope to control?Copy !req
213. Don't you mean
"jampering?"Copy !req
214. And no, I'm not.Copy !req
215. So, about this
skateboard—Copy !req
216. I think I'm finally
getting the hang of it.Copy !req
217. Wow, look at
small-headed Jimmy go!Copy !req
218. Yeah!Copy !req
219. His lack of concernCopy !req
220. for the safety
of himself and othersCopy !req
221. is bold and refreshing.Copy !req
222. Dust bunnies— surrender!Copy !req
223. Uh, Butter Biscuit,
I can't tell—Copy !req
224. is this a mole or
just a scaly patch?Copy !req
225. Why, it's my faithful sidekick,
Lint Boy.Copy !req
226. It's Lint Man.Copy !req
227. Into your spandex leotards,
Lint Boy.Copy !req
228. We've got to scour this town
of evil.Copy !req
229. Uh, spandex? I get it.Copy !req
230. You want to play one of
those special games, eh?Copy !req
231. But let me chase
you this time.Copy !req
232. Behind the refrigerator,
and beyond!Copy !req
233. Whoosh.Copy !req
234. All right, I'm coming
right behind you,Copy !req
235. my mistress of meticulousness.Copy !req
236. Look at me, I'm flying!Copy !req
237. I'm telling you—Copy !req
238. Susan B. AnthonyCopy !req
239. could totally kick
Madame Curie's butt.Copy !req
240. Not if she was tag-teamed
with Harriet Tubman.Copy !req
241. Incoming!Copy !req
242. That could have
gone better.Copy !req
243. Neutron, you dolt,Copy !req
244. why don't you look where
you're rocket boarding?Copy !req
245. Hey, that's
not Neutron.Copy !req
246. The head's
too small.Copy !req
247. And that overbiteCopy !req
248. could crack open
a sea turtle.Copy !req
249. Hey!Copy !req
250. Let me guess.Copy !req
251. You must be one of Neutron's
online 3-D chess club pals.Copy !req
252. Great.Copy !req
253. Just what this town needs,
another big-brained chess geek.Copy !req
254. Look, I said I was sorry.Copy !req
255. Too late,
pawn to king duh!Copy !req
256. It wasn't my fault.Copy !req
257. The controls are
very complicated!Copy !req
258. Maybe to a hamster.Copy !req
259. Looks like
all you have to doCopy !req
260. is press those studs
with your feet.Copy !req
261. Really?Copy !req
262. Woo-hoo! Look at me!Copy !req
263. I'm doing it.Copy !req
264. And not crashing into stuff.Copy !req
265. Although I kind of miss
the crashing into stuff.Copy !req
266. Hey, you're pretty smart.Copy !req
267. Want to help me with
my science project?Copy !req
268. You're asking
for a girl's help?Copy !req
269. You actually
value my opinion?Copy !req
270. Sort of.Copy !req
271. Careful Cindy,
it's a trick.Copy !req
272. I'll bet Neutron
put him up to it.Copy !req
273. No.Copy !req
274. I think he actually means it.Copy !req
275. Looking good,
small-headed Jimmy.Copy !req
276. Cindy, Libby,Copy !req
277. have you met new
small-headed Jimmy?Copy !req
278. You can call him
New Jimmy for short.Copy !req
279. This isn't Jimmy.Copy !req
280. This is one
of his friends.Copy !req
281. One of his much cooler,
better-looking friends.Copy !req
282. I love this universe!Copy !req
283. Are you mad, woman?Copy !req
284. Look at his head.Copy !req
285. Tell her,
small-headed Jimmy.Copy !req
286. Tell her how you
shrunk your own living head.Copy !req
287. Uh, I'm going to go
with what she said.Copy !req
288. What's the most
challenging part of 3-D chess?Copy !req
289. Uh, trying
to rememberCopy !req
290. how that horsy
thing goes.Copy !req
291. You're so funny.Copy !req
292. Hey, Jimmy,
where you going?Copy !req
293. I think we just
been flat left.Copy !req
294. Oh, man.
I hate new small-headed Jimmy.Copy !req
295. Lint Boy! Quick!Copy !req
296. To the Mom lair!Copy !req
297. ( chuckles ):
Now you're talking.Copy !req
298. Hey!Copy !req
299. Mighty Mom?Copy !req
300. Household Avenger?Copy !req
301. Open up, Lint Boy needs
to recharge his power pack.Copy !req
302. Player One, your futureCopy !req
303. is canceled.Copy !req
304. Down boy.Copy !req
305. Puking plutonium.Copy !req
306. My hands.Copy !req
307. My arms!Copy !req
308. My depth!Copy !req
309. It's gone!Copy !req
310. Where am I?Copy !req
311. That buck-toothed kid
must have used thisCopy !req
312. to teleport me
out of my own lab.Copy !req
313. I've got to get back to Goddard.Copy !req
314. If I'm not there
to monitor his tune-up,Copy !req
315. the atomic transmutation
could run wild.Copy !req
316. There's got to be some
sort of instruction manualCopy !req
317. to this teleportation
pen in here.Copy !req
318. No manual.Copy !req
319. No fish.Copy !req
320. No... hmm.Copy !req
321. Maybe under the bed.Copy !req
322. Aloha, Timmy.Copy !req
323. Timmy? Who's Timmy?Copy !req
324. I'm Jimmy. Jimmy Neutron.Copy !req
325. I'm not familiar with
how you greet peopleCopy !req
326. in this dimension,
but, okay...Copy !req
327. Hi, Timmy.Copy !req
328. Scream all you want.Copy !req
329. We're still
going to kick your buttCopy !req
330. at the science fair tomorrow.Copy !req
331. Oh, no.
That kid isn't Timmy.Copy !req
332. His swirly, fudgy hair
is way too perfect.Copy !req
333. Worse, if he finds out that
we're Timmy's fairies,Copy !req
334. we'll have
to go away forever.Copy !req
335. What are you?Copy !req
336. I'm Cosmo.Copy !req
337. And I'm Wanda.Copy !req
338. And we're... um...Copy !req
339. Holograms,
of course.Copy !req
340. Hey!Copy !req
341. Hands off the wife.Copy !req
342. Oh, and capable of independent,
rational thought.Copy !req
343. You must have been programmed
for super intelligence.Copy !req
344. Ah!Copy !req
345. Did you hear that?Copy !req
346. He called me
super intelligent.Copy !req
347. This looks like a job for...Copy !req
348. my brain!Copy !req
349. Go ahead, go ahead.
Ask me something.Copy !req
350. Why are you still talking?Copy !req
351. Seven!Copy !req
352. Hey, Timmy!Copy !req
353. Ready for school
and the big science fair?Copy !req
354. It's not Timmy, it's Jimmy.
Jimmy Neutron.Copy !req
355. Oh, sure it is, son.Copy !req
356. And I'm sure this amazing
disguise has nothing to doCopy !req
357. with the fact that you don't
want to go to school todayCopy !req
358. because you didn't finishCopy !req
359. your science fair
experiment.Copy !req
360. Wha...Copy !req
361. Ha, I remember the timeCopy !req
362. when you wanted to avoid
that math examCopy !req
363. and you were Kent Quasar.Copy !req
364. And the time you didn't
want to go to the dentistCopy !req
365. and you were Buzz Adams.Copy !req
366. ( laughs ):
Oh, that's rich.Copy !req
367. I don't have time
to do a science fair project,Copy !req
368. and I'm not Timmy.Copy !req
369. Of course you're not.Copy !req
370. That's why we brought Not Vicky,
your not baby-sitterCopy !req
371. to not bring you
to your not school.Copy !req
372. Don't worry, Mr. Turner.Copy !req
373. I'll make sure Jimmy here
gets to school safe and sound.Copy !req
374. As soon as I get
this fake head off.Copy !req
375. Aren't you going a little fast?Copy !req
376. You'll never stop in time
at the velocity we're going.Copy !req
377. Stopping?Copy !req
378. ( laughs ):
That's funny.Copy !req
379. Different world, same physics.Copy !req
380. Hi, Not Timmy.Copy !req
381. You two!Copy !req
382. You got to help me
get back to my worldCopy !req
383. and get that other kid
back here.Copy !req
384. We can't do that, Jimmy.Copy !req
385. Timmy's got
to wish for it.Copy !req
386. So you only respond
to a voice commandCopy !req
387. from a specific
human frequency?Copy !req
388. I still have no idea
what you're saying.Copy !req
389. Kent Quasar didn't choke cats.Copy !req
390. And you seem to be able
to alter your appearanceCopy !req
391. and location at will.Copy !req
392. Well, Timmy doesn't want
anybody to know about us.Copy !req
393. We have to be careful.Copy !req
394. Hmm, that's probably because
you're imperfect prototypes.Copy !req
395. Well, she might not be perfect,
but she's the one who said yes.Copy !req
396. Aw.Copy !req
397. Hey!Copy !req
398. Science fair?Copy !req
399. That means fellow scientists.Copy !req
400. Maybe one of them
is smart enoughCopy !req
401. to explain this
dimension's technology.Copy !req
402. Hey, it's Kent Quasar.Copy !req
403. I'm not Kent Quasar.Copy !req
404. Oh, right.Copy !req
405. Buzz Adams.Copy !req
406. No, Jimmy Neutron.Copy !req
407. Right.Copy !req
408. Nice new
big-head disguise, Timmy.Copy !req
409. Didn't do your science
fair project, huh?Copy !req
410. Huh?
Huh?
Huh?Copy !req
411. Huh?
Huh?
Huh?Copy !req
412. No, I'm not Timmy, I'm Jimmy.Copy !req
413. Jimmy Neutron.Copy !req
414. And I am not Sanji,
I am Yogi Bear,Copy !req
415. and I am smarter
than the average bear.Copy !req
416. Another reality avoidance
costume, eh, Turner?Copy !req
417. Very well.Copy !req
418. Since you're clearly Timmy
Turner, here's your daily F.Copy !req
419. Ah! An F! It burns!Copy !req
420. Oh, but that's
not all.Copy !req
421. Plus, since
you're Turner,Copy !req
422. you get the series
of vicious beatingsCopy !req
423. I had planned
for you today.Copy !req
424. Hey.Copy !req
425. There's no skull
in this fake head.Copy !req
426. And there's
still more.Copy !req
427. You still have to do
your science fair project,Copy !req
428. which you haven't
even started.Copy !req
429. I'm not Timmy Turner,Copy !req
430. and what do you mean
he hasn't started yet?Copy !req
431. He invented this
teleporting pen.Copy !req
432. He's a genius.Copy !req
433. Egad!Copy !req
434. Uh... finger paint!Copy !req
435. You are not
the boss of me!Copy !req
436. At last, at last!Copy !req
437. Fairies!Copy !req
438. Gigantic craniums...Copy !req
439. teleporting pens...Copy !req
440. children claiming to be
smarter than the average bear...Copy !req
441. There's only one
logical explanationCopy !req
442. for Turner's head
becoming that large.Copy !req
443. Fairy Godparents!Copy !req
444. I knew it was only
a matter of timeCopy !req
445. before my diabolical
transportation science fairCopy !req
446. caused one of those childrenCopy !req
447. to invent a device
that I could use to teleport meCopy !req
448. to the legendary Fairy World!Copy !req
449. Home of Fairy Godparents!Copy !req
450. I must get that magic pen!Copy !req
451. Pen!
I mean— fairies!Copy !req
452. What am I doing back here?Copy !req
453. ( beeping )
Oh, no!Copy !req
454. Something's wrong with Goddard's
molecular structure.Copy !req
455. These readings
are off the scale.Copy !req
456. Maybe it responds to voice
commands like Cosmo and Wanda.Copy !req
457. Uh, actually...Copy !req
458. To Retroville!Copy !req
459. Hmm.Copy !req
460. Why didn't it work?Copy !req
461. There's probably so much
technology in this roomCopy !req
462. it's interfering
with the teleporter.Copy !req
463. I should get farther away.Copy !req
464. To Retroville!Copy !req
465. Darn it.Copy !req
466. To Retroville!Copy !req
467. Hey, your head
looks smaller.Copy !req
468. What?Copy !req
469. I'm just trying
to be supportive.Copy !req
470. Hola, Señor Fudgehead.Copy !req
471. Hey, what's the deal
with this thing?Copy !req
472. It only teleports me
back to this room.Copy !req
473. Sorry, Amigo.Copy !req
474. It's specifically
designedCopy !req
475. to teleport Timmy
back to his room.Copy !req
476. Aw, that's limited.Copy !req
477. Hmm...Copy !req
478. Hey, a game buddy.Copy !req
479. If this pen's
technologyCopy !req
480. is as adaptive
as you guys are,Copy !req
481. I should be able
to combine it with thisCopy !req
482. so I can teleport anywhere.Copy !req
483. Even home.Copy !req
484. Retroville, all right.Copy !req
485. I'm out of here.Copy !req
486. You're not going anywhere,
Turner.Copy !req
487. Now that I have
this magic pen,Copy !req
488. I am!Copy !req
489. Magic? Are you nuts?Copy !req
490. There's no such thing as magic.Copy !req
491. You're not fooling me, Turner.Copy !req
492. No magic, eh?Copy !req
493. Then what do you make of this?Copy !req
494. Ah! Oh, no.Copy !req
495. We're in fairy world.Copy !req
496. Way to go, genius.Copy !req
497. Tell me more about your
interests, Timmy Turner.Copy !req
498. What makes you tick?Copy !req
499. Stuff makes me tick.Copy !req
500. Junk makes me tick, too,
but wicked awesome stuff,Copy !req
501. that's what really
makes me tick.Copy !req
502. Incredible.Copy !req
503. The technology
you're talking aboutCopy !req
504. must be on
the cutting edgeCopy !req
505. of the very latest
scientific paradigms.Copy !req
506. You talk funny.Copy !req
507. Small-headed
Jimmy!Copy !req
508. Small-headed Jimmy,
come quickly!Copy !req
509. Goddard's gone berserk!Copy !req
510. You have
to fix everythingCopy !req
511. just like you used to
when you had a big head!Copy !req
512. What are you talking about?Copy !req
513. Come see for yourself.Copy !req
514. Heel, boy! Stay! Stay. Down!Copy !req
515. Good giant
mechanical Goddard.Copy !req
516. Good. Good. Stay.Copy !req
517. No!Copy !req
518. Wow! Cool! The dog box
became the Decimator.Copy !req
519. It took a long time to download,
but I think it paid off.Copy !req
520. You mean,
you did this?Copy !req
521. Well, it is my game.Copy !req
522. You design
software, too?Copy !req
523. Timmy,
you're amazing.Copy !req
524. New Jimmy,
do something!Copy !req
525. Your dad's about
to get stomped!Copy !req
526. Aw, relax.Copy !req
527. It's just a harmless game.Copy !req
528. Besides, at this level,
Decimator is so slow,Copy !req
529. you'd have to stand absolutely
still for him to get you.Copy !req
530. Ow! Ow!Copy !req
531. Does your game have
a lot of cool features?Copy !req
532. Basically, Decimator locks
on to moving targets.Copy !req
533. Then, every time he defeats
a player, he gets bigger.Copy !req
534. Ooh! Ooh! Show
me how to play!Copy !req
535. Show me
how to play!Copy !req
536. Me next! Me next!Copy !req
537. Look, guys.
You're cramping my style.Copy !req
538. Which, apparently,
I have in this universe.Copy !req
539. I think Cindy actually likes me.Copy !req
540. Ew!
Ew!Copy !req
541. Help... me!Copy !req
542. Call... my... mom!Copy !req
543. Please.Copy !req
544. So, I'll see you guys later?Copy !req
545. Me and Cindy are going to try
out some more science projects.Copy !req
546. Ready, Cindy?Copy !req
547. You bet.Copy !req
548. I may be sick.Copy !req
549. Oh, it's okay, Libby.Copy !req
550. You can be new
best friends with us.Copy !req
551. I may be sicker.Copy !req
552. Don't worry, kids.Copy !req
553. Everything is under control.Copy !req
554. Player One— decimated.Copy !req
555. Player Two,
your future is canceled.Copy !req
556. Huh? Oh.Copy !req
557. It's going to destroy the town!Copy !req
558. Let's get my video camera.Copy !req
559. Sheen, no!Copy !req
560. It's up to
us to stop it.Copy !req
561. Jimmy's gone, new
Jimmy is uselessCopy !req
562. and Cindy's acting
like a complete snob.Copy !req
563. I mean, what's
up with that?Copy !req
564. Tell me about it,
girlfriend.Copy !req
565. You're right, Libby—
it's up to us,Copy !req
566. which is why I have
conformulated a bold plan.Copy !req
567. To the emergency space pod!Copy !req
568. Why don't we just
go after the dog?Copy !req
569. That works, too.Copy !req
570. So, Dr. Mildew, once againCopy !req
571. I've foiled
your insidious plan.Copy !req
572. You were right, Cindy!Copy !req
573. Mutating stuff is fun!Copy !req
574. And easy, once you know how.Copy !req
575. Just remember, the left button
is for animal DNA,Copy !req
576. the right button is for plants
and some algaes.Copy !req
577. Cool! You're the smartest
girl I've ever talked to.Copy !req
578. Really?Copy !req
579. Well, not a lot
of girls talk
to me, so, yeah.Copy !req
580. Timmy, I think
we may be readyCopy !req
581. to take our relationship
to the next level.Copy !req
582. You mean like spin the bottle?Copy !req
583. No— mind phone.Copy !req
584. I want to hear your deepest,
most personal thoughts.Copy !req
585. Uh-oh.Copy !req
586. Player Two—
decimated!Copy !req
587. Player Three— decimated!Copy !req
588. Players Four, Five and Six—Copy !req
589. your future is canceled!Copy !req
590. "D" equals two pi "R."Copy !req
591. Diaphanous.Copy !req
592. D-I-A-P... some things
that fly there be—Copy !req
593. birds, hours,
the bumblebee.Copy !req
594. Gee, Cindy, your thoughts
are smart and pretty.Copy !req
595. Let's try you.Copy !req
596. Uh... I'm not really
a hat person.Copy !req
597. Hello and welcomeCopy !req
598. to Celebrity Steel Cage
Monkey Boxing!Copy !req
599. Uh... uh...Copy !req
600. Say, Cindy, you'd
still like meCopy !req
601. even if I weren't
smart, wouldn't you?Copy !req
602. ( laughs ):
Of course not.Copy !req
603. But it's irrelevant,
because you're the smartest,Copy !req
604. most sensitive,
most honest guy I've ever met.Copy !req
605. Yeah.
I got it going on, I guess.Copy !req
606. Gangway!Copy !req
607. Small-headed Jimmy!Copy !req
608. Goddard's still berserk!Copy !req
609. Guys, I told you,Copy !req
610. there's nothing
to be scared of.Copy !req
611. Decimator is a completely
harmless video game.Copy !req
612. It even got a
Triple "G" rating.Copy !req
613. It got a Triple "G?"Copy !req
614. For "gratuitous, gut-
wrenching gorefest."Copy !req
615. The game is out of control.Copy !req
616. I got to get back home
so Cosmo and Wanda can help.Copy !req
617. Where'd I put my poofer?Copy !req
618. Yah!Copy !req
619. No!Copy !req
620. He gave his life to save us.Copy !req
621. I won't let his sacrifice
be in vain!Copy !req
622. I am going
to have to punish that dog.Copy !req
623. I'm going to need
a really big newspaper.Copy !req
624. I'll wait till Sunday.Copy !req
625. Oh, man.Copy !req
626. Can't take these fumes
much longer.Copy !req
627. Whoa!Copy !req
628. I wish I could see Cindy
one more time.Copy !req
629. I never got a picture of herCopy !req
630. to prove to my friends
she really exists.Copy !req
631. Timmy, can you read me?Copy !req
632. Are you okay?Copy !req
633. Cindy? Where are you?Copy !req
634. And do you have a digital camera
and a computerCopy !req
635. that can send a picture
to a parallel universe?Copy !req
636. Um, no.Copy !req
637. I managed to tap intoCopy !req
638. your mini laser's
transmission frequency.Copy !req
639. You mean it's not my poofer?Copy !req
640. Then I'm going
to be dipped in acid!Copy !req
641. Uh, try using the mini laserCopy !req
642. to cut through that rail
you're hanging from.Copy !req
643. Whoa! It worked.Copy !req
644. All right!Copy !req
645. I took a girl's advice,
and it worked.Copy !req
646. I did it, Cindy.Copy !req
647. Now what?Copy !req
648. I have an idea.Copy !req
649. If I can guide you
to Goddard's central power core,Copy !req
650. we might be able
to shut him down.Copy !req
651. Sounds good to me.Copy !req
652. Just tell me where to go.Copy !req
653. Down the corridor,
and bear left, quick.Copy !req
654. He's targeting
the Purple Flurp factory!Copy !req
655. Oh, no!Copy !req
656. If he destroys it,
he might cause a Flurp spill.Copy !req
657. That much
corrosive sugarCopy !req
658. could dissolve
all of Retroville!Copy !req
659. Just look at what it did
to my molars!Copy !req
660. Shut it.
Sorry.Copy !req
661. Timmy, we're out of time.Copy !req
662. You'll never make it
to the core.Copy !req
663. You've got to think
of something.Copy !req
664. Um, um, try having
a brain blast.Copy !req
665. A what?Copy !req
666. A sudden burst
of intuitive insight.Copy !req
667. Something
that will save our butts. Now!Copy !req
668. I don't know
what she's talking about,Copy !req
669. but she's counting on me.Copy !req
670. Got to think. Think. Think!Copy !req
671. I'm bored again.Copy !req
672. I wish I could
just pop the disk outCopy !req
673. and quit before I lose,
just like I do at home.Copy !req
674. Quitting always works.Copy !req
675. Timmy, that's it!Copy !req
676. If you can disconnect the drive,
the game will shut down.Copy !req
677. New player!Copy !req
678. You have dared
to challenge Decimator!Copy !req
679. Your future is canceled.Copy !req
680. Find the green terminal box,Copy !req
681. then pull the red switch inside.Copy !req
682. Got it!Copy !req
683. He's arming
his rockets!Copy !req
684. Timmy, get that box open!Copy !req
685. Oh, no!
My laser is out of juice!Copy !req
686. You can do it, new Jimmy!Copy !req
687. Use your giant teeth!Copy !req
688. Whoo-hoo! Yes!Copy !req
689. Victory is mine!Copy !req
690. Who says quitters never win?Copy !req
691. I'm the king of the... whoa!Copy !req
692. I'm okay.Copy !req
693. You did it, Cindy.Copy !req
694. You and Timmy saved the town!Copy !req
695. Too bad about
Jimmy's dad, though.Copy !req
696. Green... leftovers—
my one weakness.Copy !req
697. Quick, Lint Boy,
help me reach my utility belt.Copy !req
698. No, not tonight,
Sugar Booger.Copy !req
699. Lint Boy needs to
spend time in his
Fortress of Iodine.Copy !req
700. Door closed.Copy !req
701. Strength returning.Copy !req
702. Mighty Mom lives!Copy !req
703. Whoosh!Copy !req
704. I'll clean that up!Copy !req
705. Way to go, Cindy!Copy !req
706. I knew you could do it!Copy !req
707. You don't fool me
for one second, Timmy.Copy !req
708. I'm smart enough to see through
your little shammy sham.Copy !req
709. Huh? What are you
talking about?Copy !req
710. You let yourself be eaten.Copy !req
711. You made it seem
like you didn't know
what you were doing.Copy !req
712. You created this whole crisis
just so I could solve it.Copy !req
713. Well, for your
information, mister,Copy !req
714. I think that was
unbelievably sweet.Copy !req
715. Ah, gross!Copy !req
716. Who's up for
a group hurl?Copy !req
717. Hey, Goddard's shrinking.Copy !req
718. His normal program
is rebooting.Copy !req
719. He should be his
old self again.Copy !req
720. Bark, bark.Copy !req
721. Whoo-hoo!
Good job, Goddard!Copy !req
722. Way to go!Copy !req
723. Look, something's coming up
on his screen.Copy !req
724. Calling Goddard.Copy !req
725. Can you hear me?Copy !req
726. Come in, boy.Copy !req
727. My readings indicateCopy !req
728. that your bio signs
are back to normal.Copy !req
729. Hey, it's that kid.Copy !req
730. It's Neutron.Copy !req
731. But I thought that...Copy !req
732. Then you're not...?Copy !req
733. Everything I know
is a lie!Copy !req
734. Hey, what are you doing
in Fairy World?Copy !req
735. Well, some lunatic sucked me
into your computer simulation.Copy !req
736. What lunatic?Copy !req
737. No!Copy !req
738. Finally! I'm in!Copy !req
739. I've made it
to the legendary Fairy World.Copy !req
740. They said it didn't exist.Copy !req
741. They said I was crazy.Copy !req
742. And I am!Copy !req
743. Crazy like a guy
who was right about Fairy World.Copy !req
744. I think I'll take the VIP tour.Copy !req
745. Crocker!
Crocker!Copy !req
746. Ladies and gentlemen,
girls and boys,Copy !req
747. welcome to
Fairy World's VIP tour.Copy !req
748. Excuse me, are you a human?Copy !req
749. No. I'm an imp.Copy !req
750. Would anyone but an imp
wear a hat this stupid?Copy !req
751. Oh. It looks good
on you, though.Copy !req
752. Then welcome aboard.Copy !req
753. On with the tour.Copy !req
754. You brought Mr. Crocker
to Fairy World?Copy !req
755. What kind of genius are you?Copy !req
756. You scrambled my dog's atoms
and let a girl in my lab?Copy !req
757. What kind of genius are you?Copy !req
758. Back off, Nerd-tron.Copy !req
759. Timmy here has already
saved the dayCopy !req
760. and saved your dog
in half the time you would have.Copy !req
761. Look, I need you to...Copy !req
762. Oh, like I care
about what you need.Copy !req
763. As long as my dog's okay,Copy !req
764. No!
we're done.Copy !req
765. And that's
the Fairy Academy,Copy !req
766. where fairies train
to become fairy godparents.Copy !req
767. Fire!Copy !req
768. That's okay,
we're here to learn.Copy !req
769. And over there
is the Fairy ArmoryCopy !req
770. where we store every magical
fairy weapon known to fairies.Copy !req
771. It's the only place
in Fairy WorldCopy !req
772. that in case of an emergency,
has its own power supply.Copy !req
773. Any questions?Copy !req
774. I have a question.Copy !req
775. Let's say I was this human.Copy !req
776. If I somehow stole
that magical weaponry,Copy !req
777. would I be able to, say, oh,Copy !req
778. force the unconditional
surrender of Fairy WorldCopy !req
779. and demand that you make me king
of all fairies?Copy !req
780. Oh, absolutely.Copy !req
781. Especially if you
were evil enoughCopy !req
782. to destroy the Big Wand.Copy !req
783. That's what powers
all our magic wands.Copy !req
784. If you took that out,
we'd have to surrender.Copy !req
785. But since there's
no chance of that,Copy !req
786. let's talk about
the exciting world of crowns.Copy !req
787. Thank you for your very
informative tour.Copy !req
788. The Fairy Armory!Copy !req
789. Just think of the fairy havoc
I can wreakCopy !req
790. with these fairy weapons.Copy !req
791. Think!Copy !req
792. I mean... Fairies!Copy !req
793. Crocker's gone.Copy !req
794. That means
I'm stuck here?Copy !req
795. I've got to get
that teleportation deviceCopy !req
796. and get of here.Copy !req
797. Can this get any worse?Copy !req
798. If by worse, you meanCopy !req
799. somebody is knocking over
the Big Wand, then yes.Copy !req
800. I knocked over the Big Wand!Copy !req
801. ( chortling )
Freeze!Copy !req
802. Magic or not,
I'm still powerful enoughCopy !req
803. to defeat you with my special
brand of fairy justice.Copy !req
804. Woof. Woof-woof.
Bark. Bark. Woof.Copy !req
805. I will defeat you.Copy !req
806. After I defeat
this evil stump of a tail.Copy !req
807. Ha-ha! Ha-ha!Copy !req
808. What's wrong with you guys?Copy !req
809. Oh, he's cut off
our supply of magic.Copy !req
810. That's right.Copy !req
811. I'm in charge here now.Copy !req
812. Get ready to make me your king!Copy !req
813. If I'm ever going to get
that teleportation pen,Copy !req
814. now is my chance.Copy !req
815. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
816. Rigging an electromagnet.Copy !req
817. By wrapping this wire tightly
around this metal crown,Copy !req
818. and attaching it
to this power source,Copy !req
819. I can create
an electromagnetic coil.Copy !req
820. Steady.Copy !req
821. Voila!Copy !req
822. Thank you,
electromagnetic valence bonding.Copy !req
823. Good luck
with your new king.Copy !req
824. Wait, Fudgehead.Copy !req
825. You can't leave us.Copy !req
826. Crocker's going to...Copy !req
827. Zap the memory,
wipe the "C" drive?Copy !req
828. So what?Copy !req
829. You're
computer programs.Copy !req
830. You're not really real, right?Copy !req
831. Uh, if we weren't real,
could I do this?Copy !req
832. Or this?Copy !req
833. Or could I do this?Copy !req
834. Cosmo, Wanda— finally!Copy !req
835. Oh, Timmy!Copy !req
836. You have to stop him!Copy !req
837. He's going to let Crocker
wipe our "C" drive.Copy !req
838. Whatever that means.Copy !req
839. And I like to wipe my own stuff!Copy !req
840. How many times
do I have to tell you?Copy !req
841. You aren't real.Copy !req
842. Yes! Yes, they are.Copy !req
843. They are real.Copy !req
844. What do you mean, real?Copy !req
845. They're holograms.Copy !req
846. All of this
is a big computer game.Copy !req
847. Why do you care so much
about them?Copy !req
848. Goddard?Copy !req
849. Of course. Goddard.Copy !req
850. He's computerized, isn't he?Copy !req
851. Well, Cosmo and Wanda
are as real to meCopy !req
852. as Goddard is to you.Copy !req
853. Look, I'm sorry
I broke into your lab.Copy !req
854. I'm sorry
I almost broke Goddard.Copy !req
855. What about the girl
in my lab?Copy !req
856. I'm sorry about that, too.Copy !req
857. Hey!Copy !req
858. Play along, Toots.Copy !req
859. Jimmy, you haveCopy !req
860. to save Cosmo and Wanda.Copy !req
861. They're my best friends.Copy !req
862. You have to!Copy !req
863. Oh, fiddlesticks!Copy !req
864. How could I miss that?Copy !req
865. I was aiming
for his big fake head.Copy !req
866. Do something, Fudgehead.Copy !req
867. Do something,
Fudgehead!Copy !req
868. Wow, they're really upset.Copy !req
869. Maybe these are
more than just holograms.Copy !req
870. That means
if they disappear,Copy !req
871. they're gone for good.Copy !req
872. I can't let that happen.Copy !req
873. I've got to do something.Copy !req
874. But what?Copy !req
875. Come on, think. Think!Copy !req
876. Hey Timmy, are you ready
for the big science fair?Copy !req
877. Brain blast!Copy !req
878. You guys do what you can
to stall Crocker.Copy !req
879. I'll be right back.Copy !req
880. Oh, no!Copy !req
881. Fudgehead left us.Copy !req
882. I always knew
you couldn't trust a fudge head.Copy !req
883. I need raw, uncompromised
technology, and fast.Copy !req
884. Ah! Silicone in test tubes.Copy !req
885. I miss that smell.Copy !req
886. One solar-powered laser.Copy !req
887. A fully-equipped
double-wide, and presto!Copy !req
888. After I take care
of one little detail.Copy !req
889. Ah, the Fairy Capitol Building.Copy !req
890. It looks so beautiful,Copy !req
891. and so... not ruled by me.Copy !req
892. We'll have to fix that.Copy !req
893. Freeze, sucker.Copy !req
894. Hey! I should force them
to make me their king.Copy !req
895. Maybe I'll have a court jester.Copy !req
896. I hope he tells jokes
and not riddles.Copy !req
897. Jokes have punch lines.Copy !req
898. You'd better have punch lines!Copy !req
899. Well, okay,Copy !req
900. but only because you asked.Copy !req
901. You again?Copy !req
902. So, Turner.Copy !req
903. That big-headed robot suitCopy !req
904. might intimidate
some other people,Copy !req
905. but you're still going down.Copy !req
906. And then... I'm going
to give you an "F-."Copy !req
907. No one gives Jimmy Neutron
an "F"!Copy !req
908. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
909. Come on. Come on, move!Copy !req
910. Got you!Copy !req
911. Say good-bye, Timmy Turner.Copy !req
912. How many times
do I have to tell you?Copy !req
913. I'm not Timmy Turner.Copy !req
914. Technically,
he's not even Jimmy Neutron.Copy !req
915. Pay no attention to the fairies
operating the Fudgehead suit.Copy !req
916. Fairies!Copy !req
917. Ordinarily, this would be
a good thing, but...Copy !req
918. Turner! Where'd he go?Copy !req
919. Red to red, blue to blue.Copy !req
920. Dust to dust.Copy !req
921. Put that down, Turner.Copy !req
922. Now!Copy !req
923. I don't understand.Copy !req
924. Why isn't it powering up?Copy !req
925. I knew it wasn't plugged in.Copy !req
926. Hold it there, Turner.Copy !req
927. Prepare for a smaller head.Copy !req
928. Move, Jimmy. Move!Copy !req
929. Ha-ha!Copy !req
930. Yahoo!Copy !req
931. Fudgehead did it!Copy !req
932. You can— you can
trust a fudge head!Copy !req
933. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
934. Whoo-hoo, yay and whee
all you want, little fairies.Copy !req
935. I'll still have the last laugh.Copy !req
936. Once you're
out of the way,Copy !req
937. I'll blow that Big Wand
out of existence.Copy !req
938. Oh, I don't think so.Copy !req
939. Say hello
to my big, glowing friend.Copy !req
940. Hey,Copy !req
941. that's my big glowing friend.Copy !req
942. Hey, no fair
using magic against me.Copy !req
943. I don't know
if I believe in magic,Copy !req
944. but I do believe
in virtual programming.Copy !req
945. Time to override
your hard drive.Copy !req
946. I surrender! Enough!Copy !req
947. No, it is
not enough.Copy !req
948. Get ready, tiny human,Copy !req
949. as I shred your memory to bits
with my muscular canine teeth.Copy !req
950. And if you look to your left,Copy !req
951. you'll see a puny
adult human maleCopy !req
952. being shredded by a buff,
magical schnauzer.Copy !req
953. And having his internal organs
rearranged.Copy !req
954. Jimmy, you did it!Copy !req
955. And not a hair
out of place.Copy !req
956. Well, I couldn't
let anything happenCopy !req
957. to my new virtual pals,Copy !req
958. could I?Copy !req
959. Ahem.Copy !req
960. Timmy!Copy !req
961. Nerdtron?
Cindy?Copy !req
962. Crabcakes.Copy !req
963. Aw, don't worry, boy.Copy !req
964. All I have to do
is reverse the polarity,Copy !req
965. and I can get back home.Copy !req
966. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
967. I can handle this.Copy !req
968. He's so smart.Copy !req
969. I wish we were both
back in our own hometowns.Copy !req
970. "Wish?"
What's wishing going to do?Copy !req
971. Jimmy Neutron,
boy genius.Copy !req
972. Timmy Turner... boy.Copy !req
973. Thanks for saving my dog.Copy !req
974. Thanks for saving my, uh...Copy !req
975. Fairy programs?Copy !req
976. Sure. Fairy programs.Copy !req
977. Sorry I was such a jerk.Copy !req
978. No problem.Copy !req
979. We geniuses
have to stick together.Copy !req
980. Uh, between you and me,
I'm not really all that smart.Copy !req
981. I know.Copy !req
982. I kind of figured that out
when I saw the "Fs."Copy !req
983. I'll never forget you,
Timmy Turner— never!Copy !req
984. Wait for me! Wait for me!Copy !req
985. Cindy, I know you've
been through a lotCopy !req
986. the past few
hours, but, um...Copy !req
987. get out of my lab!Copy !req
988. Well, children,Copy !req
989. since Mr. Crocker
lost his memory,Copy !req
990. apparently in some sort of
bizarre schnauzer incident...Copy !req
991. Schnauzers, no, no!Copy !req
992. I'll be judging
the science fair tonight.Copy !req
993. Whoo!Copy !req
994. Well, Crocker lost,
Goddard's safe...Copy !req
995. And I met a nice young man
with fudgy hair.Copy !req
996. Not a bad way
to spend the day.Copy !req
997. But I never got
my science fair project done.Copy !req
998. I'm still going to get an "F."Copy !req
999. Timmy, where's
your science fair project?Copy !req
1000. Well, I, um, you see, I...Copy !req
1001. Oh, my.Copy !req
1002. Look— it is a flying hound
of robotic descent!Copy !req
1003. Why didn't you think of that?Copy !req
1004. Hey, I'm just one of 11 guys.Copy !req
1005. I knew I'd figure out
that teleportation deviceCopy !req
1006. sooner or later.Copy !req
1007. Timmy, what
an astounding project!Copy !req
1008. You'll get an "A,"
and first prize.Copy !req
1009. You're clearly smarterCopy !req
1010. than A.J. or his clones.Copy !req
1011. Thanks, Boy Genius.Copy !req
1012. Ah, don't mention it,Copy !req
1013. Average Kid
who no one understands.Copy !req
1014. Is that Timmy? Timmy?Copy !req
1015. Hi! Tell him I said hi!Copy !req
1016. Get out of my lab!Copy !req