1. You better have
a look at this, sir.Copy !req
2. - Commercial flight.
- No. Too fast, sir.Copy !req
3. - One of our own?
- Air Force has nothing scheduled.Copy !req
4. We've got ourselves a bogie.Copy !req
5. Orange Leader to Delta Group.
Anticipate visual contact...Copy !req
6. Now.Copy !req
7. Holy cow pie!Copy !req
8. Hi! Nice antiques.Copy !req
9. Gotta blast!Copy !req
10. Fusion mix stable, engine cycling
at one million gigajoules.Copy !req
11. Cool! We didn't blow up.Copy !req
12. Great! Jimmy, I think
they want us to pull over.Copy !req
13. Nope. No time for that, Carl.
Stand by with the satellite.Copy !req
14. Okay. What do I do again?Copy !req
15. You're the deployment system, Carl.Copy !req
16. As soon as we clear the atmosphere,
you just throw it.Copy !req
17. - Right.
- Prepare to leave the atmosphere!Copy !req
18. Sorry about the toast, dear.
I had to make it in the oven.Copy !req
19. - I can't find our toaster anywhere.
- Oh, looky!Copy !req
20. Well, this oven toast
is brilliant, sugar booger.Copy !req
21. And your yolks are
absolutely perfect too.Copy !req
22. Oh, run away with me, my love.Copy !req
23. We'll take my car. Your transmission
needs a new compression cuff.Copy !req
24. Whatever. Ooh, this is a good one.
Quack, quack.Copy !req
25. Would you try calling Jimmy?
He's going to miss the bus again.Copy !req
26. Jimmy! Breakfast!
Time to come down!Copy !req
27. Down, down, down, down, down, quack
Down, down, down, down, down, quackCopy !req
28. Up, up, up!Copy !req
29. Engaging pulse rockets now!Copy !req
30. - No!
- Now?Copy !req
31. Is this supposed to happen?Copy !req
32. Come on, think, think, think!Copy !req
33. Brain blast!Copy !req
34. Give me your lunch!Copy !req
35. Thanks, boy.Copy !req
36. Don't try that at home.Copy !req
37. Must engage stabilizers!Copy !req
38. Now just a quick stop at my house.Copy !req
39. I don't know, Jimmy. I gotta get to
school on time. Besides, you pro—Copy !req
40. - Right. Gotcha.
- I didn't mean—Copy !req
41. See you in homeroom!Copy !req
42. Fasten your seat belt, Goddard.
It's gonna be a bumpy ride!Copy !req
43. Well, what do you know.
The chimney fell off again.Copy !req
44. That wasn't so bad, huh?Copy !req
45. James Isaac Neutron!Copy !req
46. I see you up there.Copy !req
47. How many times have we told you
not to launch yourself off the roof?Copy !req
48. Probably nine.
Exactly nine.Copy !req
49. They say repetition is good
for a developing brain.Copy !req
50. Then just what
do you think you're doing?Copy !req
51. I received a message from space but
it was garbled in the ionosphere...Copy !req
52. so I had to launch a communications
toaster— I mean satellite.Copy !req
53. Well, message from space? Wow!Copy !req
54. Don't encourage him, Hugh.Copy !req
55. Jimmy, we've repeatedly told you
not to talk to strangers.Copy !req
56. Mom, I'm on the verge of contact
with an advanced alien civilization.Copy !req
57. I don't care how advanced
they say they are, Jimmy.Copy !req
58. If your father and I haven't
met them, they're strangers, right?Copy !req
59. Well, except for policemen.
They're there to help you.Copy !req
60. Oh, you gotta admit
that is pretty neat!Copy !req
61. But very unsafe, honey.
That's bad.Copy !req
62. Deactivate pants!Copy !req
63. Engage Gingivitis 2000.Copy !req
64. Robo-Barber prototype, engage!Copy !req
65. On-line.Copy !req
66. Ta-da.Copy !req
67. You rock.Copy !req
68. You go, girl.Copy !req
69. Shoe-bot!Copy !req
70. - Oh.
- Sorry.Copy !req
71. Bye, Goddard!Copy !req
72. - Wait! I'm here!
- Good-bye, son! Have a good day!Copy !req
73. Oh, Goddard!
Not on the porch!Copy !req
74. Hey! Hey, wait!Copy !req
75. Seems like the perfect opportunity
to try out the bubble gum mobile!Copy !req
76. No, Jimmy, don't try it!
It's too soon.Copy !req
77. Nonsense! All great inventions
need a test run.Copy !req
78. All right!Copy !req
79. - Right here!
- Look! Neutron's got another one.Copy !req
80. Nice invention, "Nerdtron."Copy !req
81. Too bad somebody already
invented the bus.Copy !req
82. Hey, guys!
I've got it down this time.Copy !req
83. Internal combustion
is such old science.Copy !req
84. Bubble travel is the way
of the future!Copy !req
85. I guess trees are, like, the brakes?Copy !req
86. Hello, Jimmy!Copy !req
87. Oh, Carl.Copy !req
88. Careful! Careful!Copy !req
89. Thanks.Copy !req
90. That's what I'm here for.Copy !req
91. - What a day, huh?
- Look at the bright side, Carl:Copy !req
92. The worst is behind us.Copy !req
93. And my fossil-to-chromosome ratios
clearly demonstrate...Copy !req
94. that female dinosaurs,
like this plesiosaurus...Copy !req
95. were the stronger
and smarter of their species.Copy !req
96. But, so, what else is new?Copy !req
97. After class, I'll be happy
to demonstrate how boy dinosaurs...Copy !req
98. got their butts kicked by
girl dinosaurs on a regular basis.Copy !req
99. Excuse me, but the mandible crest
of Cindy's alleged plesiosaur...Copy !req
100. is actually that
of a male megalosaur...Copy !req
101. as defined by last week's
World Congress of Paleontologists.Copy !req
102. Those findings were inconclusive,
and you know it, Neutron!Copy !req
103. Miss Fowl, what is the standard
for research...Copy !req
104. on these extra-credit reports?Copy !req
105. Um, yes, well, um—Copy !req
106. Let's move along
to show-and-tell now, shall we?Copy !req
107. This is UltraLord!Copy !req
108. Sheen...Copy !req
109. this is the seventh week in a row
you've shown UltraLord in class.Copy !req
110. Miss Fowl, this one is different.Copy !req
111. This Purple Vengeance version with
power fists and nuclear knees...Copy !req
112. is in rare,
never-been-seen condition...Copy !req
113. making it highly collectible.Copy !req
114. Never-been-seen, huh? Then how
do you know it's even in there?Copy !req
115. Hey, Jimmy.
Wanna see a frog?Copy !req
116. That looks great!Copy !req
117. Thanks. What are you drawing?Copy !req
118. FlyCycle modifications
for Goddard, second prototype.Copy !req
119. Prototype, huh?Copy !req
120. Oh, well, you know,
that looks good too.Copy !req
121. - Thanks, Carl.
- Carl!Copy !req
122. Would you please share with us
your show-and-tell?Copy !req
123. Oh, okay.Copy !req
124. This is my inhaler.Copy !req
125. It provides fast-acting relief
of bronchial swelling...Copy !req
126. due to asthma or allergies.Copy !req
127. One touch of the button, and—Copy !req
128. I can't see!Copy !req
129. Thank you, Carl.Copy !req
130. All right, next we have—Copy !req
131. Nick!Copy !req
132. Yes, Nick.Copy !req
133. You are a tad tardy again!Copy !req
134. Oh, my. Am I?Copy !req
135. It took me a while to copy my mom's
handwriting for this late note.Copy !req
136. Your show-and-tell, please.Copy !req
137. How's it goin'? You know,
I don't really do show-and-tell.Copy !req
138. Oh, oh, yes.
That's right.Copy !req
139. Thank you, Nick.Copy !req
140. Did you drop this?Copy !req
141. Yes, well, I, um—
My— drop— pencil.Copy !req
142. We eagerly await
another one of your...Copy !req
143. interesting show-and-tells.Copy !req
144. As a matter of fact,
I brought my latest invention.Copy !req
145. Behold the shrink ray!Copy !req
146. What's the matter, Neutron—
aren't you short enough already?Copy !req
147. Funny, Cindy.Copy !req
148. But this device is more suited
to shrink something...Copy !req
149. as vast as space itself
like, say, your mouth.Copy !req
150. Help me! Help me!
I'm so tiny!Copy !req
151. Just like Jimmy's brain!Copy !req
152. So much for the Nobel Prize!Copy !req
153. - Children, that's enough!
- Better luck next time!Copy !req
154. It worked this morning.Copy !req
155. I like your useless
shrink ray, Jimmy.Copy !req
156. It's probably just
a programming error.Copy !req
157. Oh, my!Copy !req
158. Back, back, leviathan!Copy !req
159. Come on, Jimmy. Some of the
greatest inventors of all time...Copy !req
160. Come on, Jimmy. Some of the
greatest inventors of all time...Copy !req
161. started as complete,
hopeless failures too.Copy !req
162. Well, thank you, Carl.
I feel better, I think.Copy !req
163. - I'm glad.
- That's good. Hey!Copy !req
164. RetroLand Theme Park!
Check it out!Copy !req
165. "Meet UltraLord live!"Copy !req
166. Look! It's the state-of-the-art,
bone-warping gravity ride!Copy !req
167. - I could hang out with UltraLord!
- And there's a petting zoo!Copy !req
168. - Well, look at this!
- No! "Meet UltraLord live!"Copy !req
169. Llamas and capybaras.Copy !req
170. - Who cares? "Meet UltraLord live!"
- But I'm gonna touch a llama!Copy !req
171. Guys, we have got to go
to the grand opening tonight.Copy !req
172. Yeah!Copy !req
173. Yeah.Copy !req
174. But my folks won't let me
stay out after dark.Copy !req
175. Well, it is a school night.Copy !req
176. Pukin' Pluto, there's gotta be
something we can do.Copy !req
177. It's the grand opening!Copy !req
178. - Sneak out.
- What?Copy !req
179. You heard me, dweebs.
Sneak out.Copy !req
180. Well, yeah,
but my parents sorta told me—Copy !req
181. Parents? What— are you guys
gonna be kids forever?Copy !req
182. What your parents don't know
won't hurt 'em, right?Copy !req
183. But Nick, sneaking out
is so, so barbaric!Copy !req
184. Whatever, Neutron. But there's
only one opening night...Copy !req
185. and anybody who matters
is gonna be there.Copy !req
186. What do you think, Jimmy?Copy !req
187. Nick has a point.
There is only one opening night.Copy !req
188. Think, think, think.Copy !req
189. Well, according to the
NewvilleJournal of Medicine...Copy !req
190. monkeys are easily influenced
by positive reinforcement...Copy !req
191. e.g., the giving of a banana.Copy !req
192. And, since human and monkey DNA
only differ by two percent...Copy !req
193. the same principle
should work on our parents.Copy !req
194. My dad's allergic to bananas.Copy !req
195. Oh, it's not the bananas,
it's the principle!Copy !req
196. It's called psychology. All you
have to do is butter 'em up.Copy !req
197. Give it a try.
I'll call you guys later.Copy !req
198. We go to RetroLand tonight!Copy !req
199. Look out!Copy !req
200. Slow down!Copy !req
201. I know!Copy !req
202. Excuse me!
You through with that? Thanks!Copy !req
203. A few oysters.Copy !req
204. One lump of coal coming up!Copy !req
205. - Thanks, Gus!
- Hi, Jimmy!Copy !req
206. Excuse me!Copy !req
207. Jimmy, is that you, dear?Copy !req
208. Yeah, Mom!
I'll be in in a second!Copy !req
209. DNA match confirmed.
Welcome home, Jimmy.Copy !req
210. Eliminate school smell.Copy !req
211. Normal odor restored.Copy !req
212. - Thank you, Vox.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
213. Warning. Entry tube
closed for maintenance.Copy !req
214. - Thank you, Vox.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
215. Here, Goddard.
Here, boy!Copy !req
216. Here, Goddard!Copy !req
217. Hey, look what I brought ya—
aluminum!Copy !req
218. Do you want it?
Do you want it, huh?Copy !req
219. Sit!Copy !req
220. Roll over!Copy !req
221. Play dead!Copy !req
222. Mental note:
Fix bug in obedience program.Copy !req
223. Good boy!Copy !req
224. Okay, Goddard,
let's check the experiments.Copy !req
225. The invisible hamsters
are looking great.Copy !req
226. I think.Copy !req
227. Let's see how
the girl-eating plant is doing.Copy !req
228. Nice choice...Copy !req
229. as usual.Copy !req
230. The latest burping soda formula.Copy !req
231. A guaranteed
one burp per sip.Copy !req
232. Excuse you.Copy !req
233. There's still no reply
to our satellite message.Copy !req
234. Jeez, it's been a whole day.Copy !req
235. You'd think we would have heard from
an alien civilization by now, huh?Copy !req
236. Oh, well. Come on, Goddard.Copy !req
237. Say "ahh."Copy !req
238. Add a little sand...Copy !req
239. and in ya go!Copy !req
240. I'm just an old lump of coalCopy !req
241. But I'm gonna be a diamond some day
Oh, yeahCopy !req
242. Jimmy!Copy !req
243. Hi, Mom!Copy !req
244. Jimmy, you scared
the bejeebers out of me!Copy !req
245. Oh, sorry about
your bejeebers, Mom.Copy !req
246. - Might I add how lovely you look?
- I'm covered in transmission fluid.Copy !req
247. Exactly! And might I say
filth never looked so good?Copy !req
248. Yes, well, how was
show-and-tell today?Copy !req
249. It was okay. But first,
happy birthday, Mom!Copy !req
250. Jimmy, these are beautiful!Copy !req
251. But, sweetie,
it's not my birthday.Copy !req
252. Oh, it's not?
Then whatever will I do...Copy !req
253. with these lovely pearls
and priceless earrings?Copy !req
254. These can't be real!Copy !req
255. Oh, but they can, and they are!Copy !req
256. And all these fabulous gifts
and prizes could be yours...Copy !req
257. if you know the correct answer
to this question:Copy !req
258. Please may I go
to RetroLand tonight?Copy !req
259. - No, it's a school night.
- Thank you and might I say—Copy !req
260. - Did you just say "no"?
- Yes.Copy !req
261. - Yes!
- No.Copy !req
262. - "No"?
- Yes.Copy !req
263. - Yes!
- Jimmy—Copy !req
264. But-But—
all my friends are going...Copy !req
265. and anybody who matters
is going to be there, Mom!Copy !req
266. I matter, and your father matters,
and you matter.Copy !req
267. But you're not going.
Maybe we can go next weekend.Copy !req
268. Wait. There must be something else
in here to change your mind.Copy !req
269. No, Jimmy, no! Look out!
Look out, Jimmy! No!Copy !req
270. Jimmy, be careful!Copy !req
271. Mom, get me out!
I'm starting to get a little—Copy !req
272. I didn't do it!Copy !req
273. Stop, drop and roll!Copy !req
274. Goddard!Copy !req
275. Okay, Jimmy.
That's the last straw.Copy !req
276. We have told you time and time again
about playing with rockets.Copy !req
277. But, Mom, it's technically
not a rocket.Copy !req
278. It's more of
a jet-pack-type thing.Copy !req
279. I don't care
what type thing it is.Copy !req
280. You just climb those
stair-type things right now.Copy !req
281. Your father will have a few words
to say to you when he gets home.Copy !req
282. - It's not a rocket.
- March!Copy !req
283. Yes!Copy !req
284. The kingy loves his little orthgot.
Yes, he does.Copy !req
285. Yes, he does. Yes, he does.Copy !req
286. Yes, he does.Copy !req
287. Sire. My king. It appears to be some
type of alien transmission device.Copy !req
288. Tell me, when did it
become acceptable...Copy !req
289. to approach my royal throne
unannounced?Copy !req
290. - Oh, yes, of course, my king—
- Space him!Copy !req
291. Oh, wait!Copy !req
292. Whoa!Copy !req
293. Ooh! Oh, I missed it.Copy !req
294. Can I— Can I space another?Copy !req
295. - Oh, please, brother?
- I said no, Ooblar.Copy !req
296. Oh, please, oh, please.Copy !req
297. I would love for that to stop.Copy !req
298. Oh, please!Copy !req
299. What have we here?Copy !req
300. As the king's royal assistant...Copy !req
301. I am the official checker
of the new things to be checked.Copy !req
302. It's all right! It's all right.
I'll handle this.Copy !req
303. Hello!Copy !req
304. What galaxy are you from?Copy !req
305. - Ooblar.
- Where is your leader?Copy !req
306. Ooblar, stop it.
It's toast.Copy !req
307. Hello, Toast!Copy !req
308. I greatly admire your ship!Copy !req
309. Beginning transmission from Earth.Copy !req
310. Greetings from planet Earth.Copy !req
311. I'm Jimmy Neutron,
and you're an alien life-form.Copy !req
312. - Oh, what a big head.
- I welcome...Copy !req
313. the exchange of scientific knowledge
and universal brotherhood.Copy !req
314. This here is my dog, Goddard.Copy !req
315. And this that you're looking at
is my room. That's where I sleep.Copy !req
316. And this is my mom and dad
right here— mom, dad.Copy !req
317. Freeze that image!Copy !req
318. They look delicious!Copy !req
319. The search is over!Copy !req
320. Dad, all my friends will be there!Copy !req
321. I know, son.Copy !req
322. But if all your friends were named
Cliff, would you jump off them?Copy !req
323. I don't think you would.
You see, Jimmy—Copy !req
324. Jimmy. Jim, Jim, Jimmy.
Jim, James. Son...Copy !req
325. let me tell you
a little about rockets.Copy !req
326. Oh, they're
big-people things, son.Copy !req
327. And you just can't go around
playing with big-people...Copy !req
328. fiery, flying things.Copy !req
329. Because that's what rockets are.
Rockets are flying things.Copy !req
330. Well, I hope
this talk has helped.Copy !req
331. Oh, and by the way, Mom says
you're grounded. Sorry!Copy !req
332. Oh! What good is it
to be a genius...Copy !req
333. if you can't even
go out on a school night?Copy !req
334. Goddard, options.Copy !req
335. Apologize.
Your parents love you.Copy !req
336. Next.Copy !req
337. Create a time capsule.
Escape to the future.Copy !req
338. Oh. Take too long. Next.Copy !req
339. Build Goddard a female poodle.Copy !req
340. Goddard, this is serious!Copy !req
341. Sneak out.Copy !req
342. That's it! Barbaric problems
call for barbaric solutions.Copy !req
343. Phone, please.Copy !req
344. Carl? It's me.Copy !req
345. You get permission?
Me neither.Copy !req
346. It turns out parents
don't understand psychology.Copy !req
347. Tell Sheen to meet us
at RetroLand in one hour.Copy !req
348. We're sneakin' out.Copy !req
349. Hold it right there!Copy !req
350. - Flurp!
- Take that!Copy !req
351. Jimmy's awfully quiet up there.
Do you think we were too tough?Copy !req
352. Oh, I don't think so, dear, no.Copy !req
353. - Maybe I should check on him.
- Oh, now, now.Copy !req
354. I'm sure he's just reflecting
on the error of his ways...Copy !req
355. dealing with it in a mature,
responsible manner.Copy !req
356. "Mom says you're grounded."
Take that!Copy !req
357. It's working now.Copy !req
358. Okay, Goddard.
You know what to do.Copy !req
359. Good boy!Copy !req
360. See ya later, Goddard!Copy !req
361. Mmm! Jimmy's a big boy now.Copy !req
362. - Don't you worry.
- Oh, I suppose you're right.Copy !req
363. Yeah, sure. Look, I was a kid once.
I remember being grounded a week...Copy !req
364. and not being allowed to go to
my best friend's bachelor party.Copy !req
365. - What did you do?
- Actually, I snuck out.Copy !req
366. You don't think that Jimmy—Copy !req
367. Oh, no, no. Besides,
how's he gonna sneak out?Copy !req
368. It's not like he can just
walk right out the front door.Copy !req
369. That's true.Copy !req
370. RetroLand, here I come.Copy !req
371. Libby, you're breaking
my concentration.Copy !req
372. Hey, I gotta choose a ring
that fits my personality.Copy !req
373. Yeah, here we go!
Here we go!Copy !req
374. Tell me what it is you're
supposed to be doing again?Copy !req
375. Tai Chi while drinking
Purple Flurp.Copy !req
376. Tai Chi promotes wellness,
relaxes...Copy !req
377. and rejuvenates the body,
whereas Purple Flurp...Copy !req
378. being 98% sugar,
creates tension...Copy !req
379. a temporary rush of energy
and mood swings.Copy !req
380. Ifigure if I do them together...Copy !req
381. I achieve perfect balance.Copy !req
382. Wow. It's better than the poster!Copy !req
383. Gentlemen, this will be a night
we shan't easily forget.Copy !req
384. I don't know what "shan't" means,
but let's go!Copy !req
385. Do you promise to use your powers
for good and not evil?Copy !req
386. Yes, UltraLord.Copy !req
387. Now, counterpart,
take this UltraMask...Copy !req
388. - I will! Give it to me!
- and lead the fight for justice!Copy !req
389. Is this kid with anyone?Copy !req
390. Go, Carl!Copy !req
391. Wow! Now, that's what I call a ride!Copy !req
392. Let's go!Copy !req
393. This is way beyond awesome!Copy !req
394. Just think: If you boneheaded dweebs
had listened to your parents...Copy !req
395. you'd be home in bed,
instead of riding this monster.Copy !req
396. Oh, man, this is great!Copy !req
397. - I tell you, he's fine.
- Just a quick peek, Hugh.Copy !req
398. There. Now, what'd I tell you?Copy !req
399. - Jimmy, are you awake, dear?
- Yes, Mother, I am awake.Copy !req
400. Son, your mother and I just
wanted to say good night.Copy !req
401. Yes, and to tell you
that we love you.Copy !req
402. Oh, honey,
I know you're upset.Copy !req
403. We don't like to punish you.
You're such a special boy.Copy !req
404. This says we should encourage Jimmy
without overindulging him.Copy !req
405. Okay. What does it say
about rockets?Copy !req
406. Is there someone in the kitchen?Copy !req
407. Our kitchen?
I didn't hear anything.Copy !req
408. Honey, did you leave
the green light on?Copy !req
409. Jimmy?Copy !req
410. You're not Jimmy!Copy !req
411. Hugh, are you all right?Copy !req
412. Was that so cool?Copy !req
413. - That was great.
- Mind-bending!Copy !req
414. Yeah! Hey, my pants
are almost dry.Copy !req
415. Hey, Jimmy, I never thought
I'd say it, but here goes:Copy !req
416. You know what?
That Nick is not such a bad guy.Copy !req
417. Are you kidding? He's a genius!Copy !req
418. - He's a genius!
- No offense, Jimmy.Copy !req
419. None taken!Copy !req
420. Actually, his insights on dealing
with parents are quite refreshing.Copy !req
421. Wouldn't it be great if our folks
all disappeared for a while?Copy !req
422. Oh, yeah.
Oh, hey, a shooting star!Copy !req
423. Cool! You get to make a wish. Lucky.Copy !req
424. What should I wish for?Copy !req
425. I know what I'd wish for.
I'd wish for no more parents.Copy !req
426. That way, we could do whatever
we wanted, whenever we wanted.Copy !req
427. We'd be free!
We could have fun all the time!Copy !req
428. Yeah!Copy !req
429. Liftoff in five, four,
three, two—Copy !req
430. We have liftoff!Copy !req
431. Abort mission.
Abort mission!Copy !req
432. Goddard, wake mode.Copy !req
433. All right, come on, boy.
Race ya to the kitchen!Copy !req
434. Beat ya!Copy !req
435. Hey, Mom, did you get
any more Purple Flurp?Copy !req
436. Mom?Copy !req
437. "Dear son/ daughter—Copy !req
438. We've gone to Florida
for an extended vacation.Copy !req
439. Love, your parents. "Copy !req
440. Yeah. My parents went
to Florida too.Copy !req
441. That's weird.Copy !req
442. From the look of it...Copy !req
443. I'd say a lot of parents
are gone.Copy !req
444. - Did they all go to Florida?
- Maybe they went to get juice.Copy !req
445. I don't digest pulp well.
It makes me bloaty.Copy !req
446. Goddard, scan
for adult life-forms.Copy !req
447. Just as I thought. There are
no adults anywhere within radar.Copy !req
448. They're gone.
The whole city!Copy !req
449. No parents.Copy !req
450. No parents!Copy !req
451. Excuse me!Copy !req
452. I'm letting out the cold!Copy !req
453. I'm peeing in the shower!Copy !req
454. Llama, llama, llama!Copy !req
455. I'm walking up
the "down" escalator!Copy !req
456. My clothes don't match, I'm out
in public and my clothes don't matchCopy !req
457. I'm still doin' it!
Go, go, go!Copy !req
458. Welcome to the Candy Bar. Whoopee
cushion or non-whoopee cushion?Copy !req
459. What'll it be, boys?Copy !req
460. We'll have what he's throwing.Copy !req
461. Excellent choice!Copy !req
462. Hang on!Copy !req
463. No skiing in the halls!Copy !req
464. Don't make me get the protractor!Copy !req
465. Morning, Goddard.
Oh, my head. What a night!Copy !req
466. Oh, I'm stuffed now.
I-I couldn't have anoth—Copy !req
467. Okay, one more.Copy !req
468. I'm gonna have one more,
and then that'll be it.Copy !req
469. What a battle. Are there
any survivors? Help me!Copy !req
470. I remember my first time.Copy !req
471. Shake it off, Neutron!Copy !req
472. I gotta get home. Mom and Dad
might be back by now.Copy !req
473. Come on, Goddard.Copy !req
474. We interrupt this program
to bring you this special report.Copy !req
475. Hey, knock it off, Arnie!Copy !req
476. Trouble in paradise.Copy !req
477. That's what some kids are saying
in the aftermath of yesterday's...Copy !req
478. "Mom and Dad are gone"
celebrations.Copy !req
479. Here's Courtney Tyler.Copy !req
480. What started as an awesome day
has become, like, a real bummer.Copy !req
481. - Help us!
- I don't know how to make lunch!Copy !req
482. Somebody hold me!Copy !req
483. I was playing
on the teeter-totter...Copy !req
484. and the next thing I knew
I was on the ground...Copy !req
485. and my knee hurt!Copy !req
486. Reports of tummyaches,
"owies" and constipation...Copy !req
487. have reached epidemic numbers
over the past few hours...Copy !req
488. with little indication
of slowing down.Copy !req
489. And so we were gonna see who
could eat the most cotton candy...Copy !req
490. and I won!Copy !req
491. I want my mommy!Copy !req
492. So, there you have it.Copy !req
493. I want my mommy too!Copy !req
494. Mom? Dad?Copy !req
495. What kind of parents take off
and leave their kid?Copy !req
496. And they didn't even
say good-bye!Copy !req
497. Son, your mother and I just
wanted to say good night.Copy !req
498. Yes, and to tell you
that we love you.Copy !req
499. We only do what we do
because we love you.Copy !req
500. Maybe we can all go to RetroLand
next weekend, the three of us.Copy !req
501. What about my fabulous dog,
Goddard?Copy !req
502. Sure, your fabulous dog,
Goddard, too.Copy !req
503. Well, good night, son.Copy !req
504. Good night, Jimmy. Sweet dreams.
We'll see you in the morning.Copy !req
505. Okay, so they said good night.Copy !req
506. "In the morning"?
Hey, wait a minute!Copy !req
507. Play back the last part again,
audio only.Copy !req
508. Good night, Jimmy. Sweet dreams.
We'll see you in the morning.Copy !req
509. There! Why would she say that
if they weren't gonna be here?Copy !req
510. Come on, Goddard.
We're goin' to the lab.Copy !req
511. It's just as I thought.Copy !req
512. The serifs and kerning
on this note...Copy !req
513. don't match
Mom and Dad's handwriting.Copy !req
514. This note's a fake!Copy !req
515. What is it, boy?Copy !req
516. The long-range space scanner—
it detected something!Copy !req
517. Filtering out background radiation,
and there it is!Copy !req
518. Jumpin' Jupiter! The Earth's
been visited by aliens!Copy !req
519. Okay, so me, you and a dog...Copy !req
520. are gonna battle an alien
civilization, right, by ourselves?Copy !req
521. But he's a good dog.
Aren't you, boy?Copy !req
522. The last time
we tried this, Jim...Copy !req
523. we couldn't even break free
of the atmosphere.Copy !req
524. I know. But I recalculated
the thrust-to-fuel ratio...Copy !req
525. and I've adjusted the engine
accordingly.Copy !req
526. - I can fix that.
- Neutron!Copy !req
527. - What is it?
- An angry mob!Copy !req
528. In times of crises, intellectuals
are always the first to go!Copy !req
529. Well, they don't look angry.Copy !req
530. They look like
they're about to barf.Copy !req
531. Let me go!Copy !req
532. You are messing with powers
beyond your mortal comprehension.Copy !req
533. Okay, Neutron.Copy !req
534. UltraFreak here says you really know
what happened to all our parents.Copy !req
535. Jimmy, how ya doin'?Copy !req
536. I didn't say nothing about our
parents being abducted by aliens—Copy !req
537. Where's my mom and dad?Copy !req
538. Tell us where they are!Copy !req
539. Goddard, star map 72, please.Copy !req
540. Right about there.Copy !req
541. Sensors picked up ion trails
indicating the departure route...Copy !req
542. for whatever alien intelligence
has abducted our parents.Copy !req
543. They lead to the Orion star system
three million light-years away.Copy !req
544. So we'll need to leave by Friday.Copy !req
545. Okay, that gives us about two days
to collect the plutonium...Copy !req
546. design and test our fusion engines
and build our fleet of warships.Copy !req
547. We'll also need to bring snacks.
Any questions?Copy !req
548. Are you sure about this, Neutron?Copy !req
549. Well, the data seems
to support this hypothesis.Copy !req
550. Never argue with the data.Copy !req
551. Okay, Neutron,
here's the lowdown.Copy !req
552. You get us to those
kidnapping alien scuzballs...Copy !req
553. and I'll take it from there.Copy !req
554. We're getting our parents back.Copy !req
555. Okay, Ben, that's good.
Let it down slow.Copy !req
556. Two more turns, Emma,
not too tight.Copy !req
557. Yup. Tape adhesion is
within operational limits.Copy !req
558. Aw, what— Cindy!Copy !req
559. What did you do
to that intergalactic starship?Copy !req
560. We thought that the deep recesses
of space could use a feminine touch.Copy !req
561. - What do you think, Jimmy?
- Yeah, it's okay, I guess.Copy !req
562. They kinda ruined it though.Copy !req
563. Hey, Jimmy! Do these fusion reactors
need fuel rods?Copy !req
564. Sheen, it's not rocket science.
You just have to—Copy !req
565. Actually, I guess
it is rocket science.Copy !req
566. - No fuel rods, Sheen!
- Okay.Copy !req
567. And for the final touch—Copy !req
568. Good work, everybody.Copy !req
569. We're ready
for intergalactic travel.Copy !req
570. - Neutron, this is gonna work, right?
- Yeah, what if it doesn't work?Copy !req
571. It will work!Copy !req
572. I'm 95% sure it will.Copy !req
573. Ninety-five? Yeah?
And the other five percent?Copy !req
574. We blow up.Copy !req
575. But just a little.Copy !req
576. Look, a 95 is still an "A."Copy !req
577. Yeah, I can deal with that.
I never got a 95 in my life.Copy !req
578. You heard the man. Stop suckin' your
thumbs, and let's light this candle!Copy !req
579. Goddard,
initiate launch sequence.Copy !req
580. Please make sure
your seat belts are fastened...Copy !req
581. and remember to keep hands and arms
inside the vehicles at all times.Copy !req
582. Yeah!Copy !req
583. Come on, everybody.
Get in formation.Copy !req
584. Carl, you're too low.Copy !req
585. Come on, you stupid butterfly!
Will you— Whoa!Copy !req
586. Go, counterparts, go!Copy !req
587. Hang on. We're passing
through the stratosphere.Copy !req
588. Now the mesosphere.Copy !req
589. Entering ionosphere.Copy !req
590. Now I know why
they all end in "fear"!Copy !req
591. That's it, baby.
Engaging pulse rockets now!Copy !req
592. Come on, come on.Copy !req
593. Look, Goddard,
the wonders of the universe.Copy !req
594. We're witnessing celestial events
no person, or dog, has ever seen.Copy !req
595. It's incredible!Copy !req
596. Beautiful, isn't it, Nick?Copy !req
597. Yeah, yeah.
Wake me when we get there.Copy !req
598. Hey, Jimmy!Copy !req
599. Do you think we can
rotate ships after a while?Copy !req
600. Hey, we'll switch!Copy !req
601. Hey, this astronaut food
isn't too bad.Copy !req
602. That's toothpaste, Carl.Copy !req
603. Oh. Minty.Copy !req
604. Hey, what's happening?Copy !req
605. Meteor shower!
Evasive action!Copy !req
606. I do so relish
these times of peril.Copy !req
607. - That was close.
- Look out!Copy !req
608. We gotta find shelter!Copy !req
609. Asteroid bearing two-thirty-six
mark seven degrees.Copy !req
610. Come on!Copy !req
611. So these three filmmakers find
all these sticks in the trees...Copy !req
612. shaped like stick people...Copy !req
613. and the girl filmmaker
starts cryin'...Copy !req
614. and her nose starts dripping, and
they don't have any tissue at all.Copy !req
615. None?Copy !req
616. None.Copy !req
617. So then they start to hear...Copy !req
618. really scary noises and voices
coming from outside.Copy !req
619. So they leave the tent.Copy !req
620. Don't leave the tent!
Don't leave the tent!Copy !req
621. Oh, yeah, Carl, they leave the tent,
and they follow the voices...Copy !req
622. when from out of the darkness
comes the—Copy !req
623. That was so choice!
You should have seen your faces.Copy !req
624. Did they really
leave the tent, Nick?Copy !req
625. There's a red giant!
And that's a white dwarf!Copy !req
626. You can relate, huh, Neutron?Copy !req
627. Hey, Jimmy,
what's the matter?Copy !req
628. In case you haven't noticed, I'm not
exactly the tallest guy around.Copy !req
629. Shorty, squirt, small stuff,
shrimp— gets to you after a while.Copy !req
630. And next year,
there'll be dances.Copy !req
631. Who wants to dance with a guy who looks
like he should still be in Gymboree?Copy !req
632. I didn't think
we liked girls yet.Copy !req
633. Oh, we don't.
No, not yet.Copy !req
634. No. However, one day, Carl...Copy !req
635. an influx of hormones
that we can't control...Copy !req
636. will overpower
our better judgment...Copy !req
637. and drive us to pursue
the female species against our will.Copy !req
638. Stop talking like that, Jimmy!
You're gonna give me nightmares.Copy !req
639. Listen, I wouldn't worry. Puberty
is light-years away for you and me.Copy !req
640. You know, we should've
never wished on that star and...Copy !req
641. I, I miss my folks.Copy !req
642. My mom used to tuck me
in bed every night...Copy !req
643. before she was abducted by aliens.Copy !req
644. Before my dad
was abducted by aliens...Copy !req
645. he would always read me to sleep.Copy !req
646. And before my mom
was "inducted" by aliens...Copy !req
647. she would rub my tummy,
and she'd sing—Copy !req
648. - What?
- Nothing!Copy !req
649. Come on, you guys.
We gotta keep our heads.Copy !req
650. We'll find 'em.Copy !req
651. What is it, boy?Copy !req
652. Sensor sweeps reveal many advanced
cities and ion energy signatures.Copy !req
653. That's it!Copy !req
654. We found it!
I repeat, we found it!Copy !req
655. Nick, we'll contact you
as soon as we find the parents...Copy !req
656. so you can kick
some alien buttocks!Copy !req
657. Piece of cake.Copy !req
658. Okay, scouting party,
follow me!Copy !req
659. I'll be back, Nick!Copy !req
660. Whoa, what is that?Copy !req
661. They've evolved beyond the need
for mere conventional bodies.Copy !req
662. They must be an advanced species
millions of years ahead of us.Copy !req
663. Wow! When I sneeze, it looks like
an advanced species too.Copy !req
664. Okay, they're this way.Copy !req
665. Right this way, sire.Copy !req
666. Ooblar, these humans look
so scrawny.Copy !req
667. Hardly very appetizing.
Are you sure they're yummy?Copy !req
668. I assure you, my slimy sovereign,
Poultra will be quite pleased.Copy !req
669. Humans are mostly water,
with a crunchy bony center.Copy !req
670. Think nuts and chews.Copy !req
671. - There they are.
- What are they doing?Copy !req
672. What are those goofy-looking
things on their heads?Copy !req
673. It looks like some kind
of mind-control device.Copy !req
674. Mom, Dad. Dad, it's me, Jimmy.
Over here.Copy !req
675. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jimmys,
James, James, Jim.Copy !req
676. Big fiery flying Jimmy.
Hi, Jimmy.Copy !req
677. Some dream, huh?
Attack of the Big Egg People.Copy !req
678. - I think I've seen this one before.
- No, Dad.Copy !req
679. You're wearing a mind-control
device. Take yours off. Hurry!Copy !req
680. - Dad?
- Intruder alert! Intruder alert!Copy !req
681. - Dad, no, no! No!
- Intruder alert!Copy !req
682. Your dad's like
a mind-controlled duck man.Copy !req
683. Let's get outta here!Copy !req
684. Come back!
Join us, Jimmy!Copy !req
685. Well, well!Copy !req
686. If it isn't the littlest
rescue party. How cute.Copy !req
687. Hello, itty-bitty humans.Copy !req
688. You let us go,
you big ball of phlegm!Copy !req
689. That's no way to talk to the king!
He is the royal phlegm.Copy !req
690. - Ooblar.
- Sorry, sire.Copy !req
691. It's only fair to warn you that if
you don't release us in 24 hours...Copy !req
692. an army of highly-trained
combat specialists...Copy !req
693. is poised to destroy
your entire planet.Copy !req
694. - Oh, really?
- Really.Copy !req
695. Oh, my! Our entire planet!
Whatever shall we do?Copy !req
696. Do you mean...Copy !req
697. this army of highly-trained
combat specialists?Copy !req
698. Hey, Nick!Copy !req
699. Get your grubs off me, egghead!Copy !req
700. Don't look so surprised.
We're an advanced alien race.Copy !req
701. - What did you expect?
- What do you want with our parents?Copy !req
702. It's not what I want.
It's what Poultra wants.Copy !req
703. - Who's Poultra?
- Poultra is our god...Copy !req
704. the mightiest, most
ferocious creature in all—Copy !req
705. Oh, I get tired of answering this.
Roll tape.Copy !req
706. Hello and welcome to our special
edition of Poultra: God of Wrath.Copy !req
707. Brought to you by Goom—Copy !req
708. Commercials! I hate them.Copy !req
709. Welcome back.Copy !req
710. If you're watching this, chances are
your friends and or relatives...Copy !req
711. are about to be sacrificed
to the mighty Poultra.Copy !req
712. Which is a great honor indeed.Copy !req
713. And very painful.Copy !req
714. And this year's human sacrifices
feature something very special—Copy !req
715. actual humans!Copy !req
716. And it's all thanks
to Jimmy Neutron.Copy !req
717. Greetings from planet Earth!Copy !req
718. I'm Jimmy Neutron,
and you're an alien life-form.Copy !req
719. I'm Jimmy Neutron,
and you're an alien life-form.Copy !req
720. Without the coordinates
you gave us...Copy !req
721. we never would have found
your puny little planet.Copy !req
722. For such a tiny earthling, you've
been a very big help, Jimmy Neutron.Copy !req
723. Guards, throw these minuscule vermin
into the dungeon...Copy !req
724. until they're of worthier size.Copy !req
725. And oh, give Mr. Neutron
the presidential suite.Copy !req
726. What?Copy !req
727. Ohh! Isn't this
a funny-wunny little toy!Copy !req
728. Get it off me!Copy !req
729. Take this infernal thing to the lab
and have it torn apart!Copy !req
730. Oh, yes,
great saliva-armed one.Copy !req
731. Hold it! Move along.Copy !req
732. - Goddard!
- Move!Copy !req
733. So, it was Neutron all along.Copy !req
734. I mean, he got us into this.Copy !req
735. Jimmy, didn't your parents ever
tell you not to talk to strangers?Copy !req
736. That's rule number one.Copy !req
737. Oh, come on, you guys!
Give him a break.Copy !req
738. Jimmy didn't mean
to ruin our lives...Copy !req
739. and get our parents eaten
by a giant space monster!Copy !req
740. She's right. We must ask ourselves,
"What would UltraLord do?"Copy !req
741. Let's think about that, Sheen.Copy !req
742. Maybe sit on a shelf,
because he's a doll!Copy !req
743. He's not a doll! He's an action
figure! There's a difference.Copy !req
744. Come on, Nick, let Sheen talk.
Maybe he's onto something.Copy !req
745. What would UltraLord do, Sheen?Copy !req
746. Well, in episode 224...Copy !req
747. he fried the Zeebot's brain with
his heat-seeking infra-thought.Copy !req
748. It was cool!Copy !req
749. Well, I'm convinced, folks.Copy !req
750. That's pretty much the
stupidest thing I've ever heard!Copy !req
751. No, this is the stupidest thing
you've ever heard!Copy !req
752. - Oh, you're such a baby!
- Why don't you leave me alone?Copy !req
753. You're picking on me
because you're insecure!Copy !req
754. Jimmy, you there?Copy !req
755. Look, don't listen to them.
They're just scared.Copy !req
756. Are you okay?Copy !req
757. Yeah, I'm fine.Copy !req
758. Don't be so hard on yourself.
We'll get out of this.Copy !req
759. Okay, so you made a mistake.Copy !req
760. Beating yourself up
isn't gonna fix anything.Copy !req
761. You know, I was the smartest kid
in school until you came along.Copy !req
762. And I admit you know more
about some things than I do.Copy !req
763. But I know one thing
that you don't seem to get...Copy !req
764. and that's that we're never
getting outta here without you.Copy !req
765. So why don't you buck up, mister...Copy !req
766. and put that big brain of yours
back to work?Copy !req
767. Nick can handle
the fighting stuff...Copy !req
768. but first we have
to get out of this cell.Copy !req
769. Cindy?Copy !req
770. Why are you being so nice to me?Copy !req
771. 'Cause there's a bunch of kids
in here that need you...Copy !req
772. and I do too.Copy !req
773. I am never complaining
about my parents again.Copy !req
774. We didn't even get
our one phone call.Copy !req
775. That's it!Copy !req
776. Libby, let me see your cell phone.Copy !req
777. Okay, but I don't think
my service plan...Copy !req
778. covers anything
outside our solar system.Copy !req
779. - Who're you calling?
- A friend of mine.Copy !req
780. All right, little Earth doggy.Copy !req
781. Ooblar is going to take you apart
into tiny little pieces.Copy !req
782. All right?Copy !req
783. Hey! Give me that!Copy !req
784. Fine! We'll use this one then.Copy !req
785. No-no-no-no!Copy !req
786. Would you stop that!
Those are mine!Copy !req
787. That's not funny. Stop it!
And give me my thing!Copy !req
788. Come on, boy, pick up.Copy !req
789. Oh, good! Good.
Perhaps we'll get somewhere.Copy !req
790. Goddard, you're okay.Copy !req
791. I miss you too, boy.
Listen, what's your situation?Copy !req
792. Evil scientist, huh?Copy !req
793. Okay, I've got an idea.
Put me on speaker, Goddard.Copy !req
794. Danger! Danger!Copy !req
795. You have initiated
self-destruct sequence alpha.Copy !req
796. That's my bad.
Back in you go.Copy !req
797. Self-destruct sequence
is now engaged.Copy !req
798. No-no-no! I put it back in.
You understand me?Copy !req
799. This unit will yield a 50-megaton
nuclear blast in ten seconds.Copy !req
800. That's not good!Copy !req
801. Please clear a 30-square mile area.
Thank you. And have a nice day.Copy !req
802. Ten, nine—Copy !req
803. No! Bad dog! Mother!Copy !req
804. Is he gone, boy?Copy !req
805. Great! Lock on to this signal
and get here as fast as you can.Copy !req
806. Halt!
Who goes there?Copy !req
807. Oh, the guard!Copy !req
808. By order of the
most esteemed King Goobot...Copy !req
809. it is my privilege and honor
to mercilessly exterminate you.Copy !req
810. Think, think.
Goddard, play dead.Copy !req
811. Good boy, Goddard, good boy!Copy !req
812. Guess I'll make that bug a feature.Copy !req
813. - Good dog, Goddard!
- Way to go!Copy !req
814. - Come on! Let's get the others!
- Nice work, Jimmy.Copy !req
815. Hey, Cindy, thanks.Copy !req
816. If you ever tell anyone
I was nice to you...Copy !req
817. you'll wind up
looking like that guy.Copy !req
818. Let's go, Neutron!
It's egg-scrambling time.Copy !req
819. - Wait for me, Nick!
- Come back!Copy !req
820. Please?Copy !req
821. Bring out the humans!Copy !req
822. It's show time.Copy !req
823. Everybody out.Copy !req
824. Kick it!Copy !req
825. - Look, you guys, a football game!
- I don't think so, Carl.Copy !req
826. Goddard, binoscope mode!Copy !req
827. What a lame halftime show.Copy !req
828. They're making our parents
dance so lame.Copy !req
829. No, my dad really dances like that.Copy !req
830. The festival is starting.Copy !req
831. Our parents— they'll be eaten!Copy !req
832. Nobody eats my parents
unless I say so! Come on!Copy !req
833. Begin the incubation!Copy !req
834. C'mon, Nick.
Show them what you're made of!Copy !req
835. Halt!Copy !req
836. Hey, cool spear.Copy !req
837. Oh, you really think so?
I guess so, because—Copy !req
838. Mind if I try?Copy !req
839. No-no-no!Copy !req
840. My hero!Copy !req
841. Come on, everyone!Copy !req
842. My hero?Copy !req
843. Okay, we need another plan.Copy !req
844. Probably a Nick-less one.Copy !req
845. Poultra! Poultra!Copy !req
846. Citizens of Yokus...Copy !req
847. I, King Goobot V...Copy !req
848. give you sacrifice!Copy !req
849. That's a big chicken.Copy !req
850. What do we do now?Copy !req
851. Think! Think!Copy !req
852. Brain Blast!Copy !req
853. Okay, everybody, listen up.
We don't have much time.Copy !req
854. I've got to make it
to that control tower.Copy !req
855. Cindy, Libby, keep the guards busy
until Sheen arrives with the ship.Copy !req
856. Okay, I heard the ship part,
but was that, "Sheen, get the ship"?Copy !req
857. - Yeah.
- Ohh! Oh.Copy !req
858. There's a transport ship
big enough to carry us out of here.Copy !req
859. I need you to get it here
as fast as you can.Copy !req
860. But I don't have a driver's license.
I have no hand-eye coordination.Copy !req
861. Ask yourself,
what would UltraLord do?Copy !req
862. I accept this responsibility...Copy !req
863. understanding the consequences
you've bestowed against me.Copy !req
864. Poultra, din-dins.
Yummy, yummy, foodie-woodie.Copy !req
865. This is it, people. These
crummy aliens stole our parents.Copy !req
866. It's time to show them
what we're made of.Copy !req
867. We're tough, we're mean! Darn it,
we're carbon-based life-forms!Copy !req
868. Now, who's gonna kick buttocks?Copy !req
869. The "carbonated" life-forms!Copy !req
870. What? What? What is this?
Stop those kids!Copy !req
871. After 'em!Copy !req
872. Cindy, Purple Flurp!Copy !req
873. Dragon whips her tail.Copy !req
874. Let's dance!Copy !req
875. Yeah, Jimmy!Copy !req
876. Come on, boy!Copy !req
877. Jimmy!Copy !req
878. Carl, show-and-tell!Copy !req
879. Come here, you!Copy !req
880. I can't see!Copy !req
881. You want some?
You want a piece of me?Copy !req
882. I didn't think so!Copy !req
883. Munchy, crunchy time.
There you go!Copy !req
884. - Fetch, boy!
- Hey, hey, gimme that!Copy !req
885. - Come back here!
- Everybody up.Copy !req
886. Hey, nice party!
Gotta blast!Copy !req
887. Neutron!Copy !req
888. Okay, let's move out.Copy !req
889. Guards, vaporize the Earth brats!Copy !req
890. Hurry! Head to the exit!Copy !req
891. - Hey, where's Sheen?
- I don't know.Copy !req
892. Stop them!Copy !req
893. All right, Sheen!Copy !req
894. Your ship awaits, Captain Jimmy!Copy !req
895. Ooblar, protect—Copy !req
896. Oh, pooh!Copy !req
897. Everybody to the ship!Copy !req
898. Poultra, quickly!
Your dinner's getting away!Copy !req
899. Okay, let's get outta here.Copy !req
900. Come on!Copy !req
901. We gotta do this quick!
Launch positions.Copy !req
902. Core temperature optimal.
Engaging primary plasma coils.Copy !req
903. - Jim, I think we better leave now.
- Beginning countdown. Ten. Nine.Copy !req
904. Eight—Copy !req
905. One!Copy !req
906. To the ships!Copy !req
907. And could someone bring me a bucket?Copy !req
908. We made it!Copy !req
909. Jimmy, here they come!Copy !req
910. Time to discipline
the naughty children. Open fire!Copy !req
911. Okay, who wants fried chicken?Copy !req
912. So, Neutron,
now it's just you and I.Copy !req
913. All weapons on-line!Copy !req
914. UltraLord is not afraid of chickens
He is not afraidCopy !req
915. Okay, he may be a little bit
afraid of chickensCopy !req
916. This thing's too slow.
I can't outrun 'em!Copy !req
917. - Incoming message.
- On screen.Copy !req
918. You see, Jimmy, you can't win.Copy !req
919. All of your friends
and family would be safe at home...Copy !req
920. if it wasn't for one
little problem—you.Copy !req
921. - Little?
- Now you all must die!Copy !req
922. Little, huh?
I'll show you little.Copy !req
923. Cindy, take over.
C'mon, boy.Copy !req
924. What are you doing?
Is this one of those macho things?Copy !req
925. We haven't field tested this feature
yet, but we have no choice, buddy.Copy !req
926. Goddard, FlyCycle!Copy !req
927. Would you look at this? I do believe
he's going to ram us, Ooblar.Copy !req
928. Remind me to clean
the windshield later.Copy !req
929. You steal my parents,
you threaten my dog.Copy !req
930. Itsy-bitsy Jimmy Neutron!Copy !req
931. He does look a bit small and silly,
doesn't he?Copy !req
932. You attack my friends,
and you made fun of my size!Copy !req
933. - Tiny, tiny.
- So, so tiny!Copy !req
934. Well, I may be small,
but I've got a big brain!Copy !req
935. - No!
- Not tiny!Copy !req
936. Can't we call this whole thing a
mistake and go back to your plan...Copy !req
937. rendezvous for "universal
brotherhood" and what not?Copy !req
938. You've not seen the last of us...Copy !req
939. Jimmy Neutron!Copy !req
940. You look marvelous
sunny-side up, sire.Copy !req
941. That's no yolk.Copy !req
942. All right, Jimmy!Copy !req
943. Orbiting around
Jimmy's big head.Copy !req
944. Estimated time to ear,
seven minutes.Copy !req
945. So I guess I can't
call you short anymore.Copy !req
946. Don't worry. I'm sure there are
other insults you can come up with.Copy !req
947. Let me tell you,
as soon as we get home...Copy !req
948. we're going out dancing!Copy !req
949. UltraDad!Copy !req
950. UltraSon!Copy !req
951. Dad? Daddy!Copy !req
952. Hey, Neutron...Copy !req
953. nice job.Copy !req
954. Thanks.Copy !req
955. I've got that for you, dear.Copy !req
956. Mom, Dad...Copy !req
957. I should've listened to you when
you said don't talk to strangers.Copy !req
958. See, I guess I thought I was smart
enough to do everything on my own...Copy !req
959. that I didn't need you.Copy !req
960. But I was wrong.Copy !req
961. I love you guys.Copy !req
962. We love you too, Jimmy.Copy !req
963. Having a genius for a son
may not always be easy...Copy !req
964. but it's always interesting.Copy !req
965. You make us so proud.Copy !req
966. You sure do.Copy !req
967. Not every family gets to ride
in an alien spaceship...Copy !req
968. hurtling at warp speeds,
millions of miles from home.Copy !req
969. We thank you for that.Copy !req
970. Now you gotta admit,
that is pretty neat.Copy !req
971. There you are, gentlemen.Copy !req
972. There you are, gentlemen.Copy !req
973. Freeze!Copy !req
974. - It's okay, it's just breakfast.
- I knew that.Copy !req
975. I don't remember buying
this brand of soda.Copy !req
976. No, Mom—Copy !req
977. Jimmy, it's just soda.Copy !req
978. Mom, no!Copy !req
979. Goodness! Excuse me!Copy !req
980. Boy, it's a scorcher out there!Copy !req
981. Thanks, honey.Copy !req
982. At least it's coming out
of the attic, not the basement!Copy !req
983. James Isaac Neutron—Copy !req
984. Onward, Mr. Wiggles.
We reach the cafeteria by dawn!Copy !req