1. Uh, you better have a look at this, sirCopy !req
2. Ah, commercial flightCopy !req
3. Uh, no Too fast, sirCopy !req
4. - One of our own?
- Air Force has nothing scheduledCopy !req
5. We've got ourselves a bogeyCopy !req
6. Orange leader to delta group
Anticipate visual contact NowCopy !req
7. Holy cow pie!Copy !req
8. Hi, nice antiquesCopy !req
9. Gotta blast!Copy !req
10. Fusion mix stable,Copy !req
11. engine cycling at
one million gigajoulesCopy !req
12. Cool We didn't blow upCopy !req
13. Huh, greatCopy !req
14. Uh, Jimmy,Copy !req
15. I think they want us to pull overCopy !req
16. Nope No time for that, CarlCopy !req
17. Stand by with the satelliteCopy !req
18. Okay UhCopy !req
19. What do I do again?Copy !req
20. You're the deployment system, CarlCopy !req
21. As soon as we clear the atmosphere,
you just throw itCopy !req
22. - Right
- Prepare to leave the atmosphere!Copy !req
23. Sorry about the toast, dear
I had to make it in the ovenCopy !req
24. I can't find our toaster anywhereCopy !req
25. Oh, lookCopy !req
26. Well, this oven toast is brilliant,
sugar boogerCopy !req
27. And your yolks are
absolutely perfect tooCopy !req
28. Oh, run away with me, my loveCopy !req
29. OkayCopy !req
30. But we'll have to take my carCopy !req
31. because your transmission
needs a new compression cuffCopy !req
32. WhateverCopy !req
33. Ooh, this is a good one
Quack, quack, quackCopy !req
34. Would you try calling Jimmy?Copy !req
35. He's going to miss the bus againCopy !req
36. Jimmy! Breakfast! Time to come down!Copy !req
37. Down, down, down, down, downCopy !req
38. Quack, down, down, down,
down, down, quack, quackCopy !req
39. Up, up, up!Copy !req
40. Engaging pulse rockets Now!Copy !req
41. No!Copy !req
42. Now?Copy !req
43. Uh, is this supposed to happen?Copy !req
44. Come on, think, think, think!Copy !req
45. Brain blast!Copy !req
46. Give me your lunchCopy !req
47. Thanks, boyCopy !req
48. Wow!Copy !req
49. Don't try that at homeCopy !req
50. Must Engage Stabilizers!Copy !req
51. Whoa!Copy !req
52. Now just a quick stop at my houseCopy !req
53. I I don't know, JimmyCopy !req
54. I gotta get to school on timeCopy !req
55. Besides, you promisedCopy !req
56. - Right Gotcha
- No, I didn't mean to Jimmy!Copy !req
57. - See you in homeroom!
- OkayCopy !req
58. Fasten your seatbelt, Goddard
It's gonna be a bumpy ride!Copy !req
59. Ah!Copy !req
60. Whoa!Copy !req
61. Well, what do you know
The chimney fell off againCopy !req
62. Well, that wasn't so bad, huh?Copy !req
63. OopsCopy !req
64. James Isaac Neutron!Copy !req
65. I see you up thereCopy !req
66. How many times have we told you
not to launch yourself off the roof?Copy !req
67. Probably nineCopy !req
68. Exactly nineCopy !req
69. They say repetition is good
for a developing brainCopy !req
70. Then just what do you
think you're doing?Copy !req
71. Well, last night I received
a message from outer space,Copy !req
72. but it was garbled in the ionosphere,
so, Mom, I had to launchCopy !req
73. a communications toasterCopy !req
74. I mean, satelliteCopy !req
75. - And then when I tried
- Well, message from space? WowCopy !req
76. Don't encourage him, HughCopy !req
77. Jimmy, we've repeatedly told you
not to talk to strangersCopy !req
78. Aw, but, Mom,
I'm on the verge of contactCopy !req
79. with an advanced alien civilizationCopy !req
80. I don't care how advanced
they say they are, JimmyCopy !req
81. If your father and I haven't met them,Copy !req
82. they're strangers Right, Hugh?Copy !req
83. Yeah Well, except for policemen
They're there to help youCopy !req
84. Oh, you gotta admit that is pretty neatCopy !req
85. But very unsafe, honey That's badCopy !req
86. Deactivate pantsCopy !req
87. Engage Gingivitis 2000Copy !req
88. Ha!Copy !req
89. Robo-barber prototype, engage!Copy !req
90. On-lineCopy !req
91. - Ta-da
- HmmCopy !req
92. You rockCopy !req
93. Hmm Mmm-mmmCopy !req
94. You go, girlCopy !req
95. Mmm-hmmCopy !req
96. Shoe-bot!Copy !req
97. OhCopy !req
98. SorryCopy !req
99. Bye, GoddardCopy !req
100. Wait! I'm here!Copy !req
101. Good-bye, son Have a good day!Copy !req
102. - Oh, Goddard Not on the porch
- Mmm?Copy !req
103. Hey! Hey, wait!Copy !req
104. HmmCopy !req
105. Seems like the perfect opportunity
to try out the super bubble gum mobile!Copy !req
106. No, Jimmy, don't try it It's too soonCopy !req
107. Nonsense! All great inventions
need a test runCopy !req
108. All right!Copy !req
109. Whoa! Ha-ha!Copy !req
110. Yes!Copy !req
111. Hello!Copy !req
112. - Right here!
- Hey, lookCopy !req
113. Neutron's got another oneCopy !req
114. Nice invention, "Nerdtron "Copy !req
115. Too bad somebody
already invented the busCopy !req
116. Hey, guys! I've got it down this timeCopy !req
117. Internal combustion is such old scienceCopy !req
118. Bubble travel is the way of the future!Copy !req
119. I guess trees are, like, the brakes?Copy !req
120. Uh, hello Jimmy!Copy !req
121. Oh, CarlCopy !req
122. Careful, careful Ow! Ooh! Ow! Hey! Ow!Copy !req
123. Ooh! Eee! Oh!Copy !req
124. ThanksCopy !req
125. That's what I'm here forCopy !req
126. - What a day, huh?
- Look at the bright side, CarlCopy !req
127. The worst is behind usCopy !req
128. And my fossil-to-chromosome
ratios clearly demonstrateCopy !req
129. that female dinosaurs,
like this plesiosaurus,Copy !req
130. were the stronger
and smarter of their speciesCopy !req
131. But, so, what else is new?Copy !req
132. After class,
I'll be happy to demonstrateCopy !req
133. how boy dinosaurs got their butts kickedCopy !req
134. by girl dinosaurs on a regular basisCopy !req
135. Excuse me,Copy !req
136. but the mandible crest
of Cindy's alleged plesiosaurCopy !req
137. is actually that of a male megalosaur,Copy !req
138. as defined by last week's
World Congress of PaleontologistsCopy !req
139. Those findings were inconclusive,
and you know it, Neutron!Copy !req
140. Hello!Copy !req
141. Miss Fowl, what is the standard for
research on these extra-credit reports?Copy !req
142. Um, yes, well, umCopy !req
143. Let's move along to show-and-tell now,
shall we? ErCopy !req
144. This is Ultra Lord!Copy !req
145. Sheen, this is the seventh week in a rowCopy !req
146. you've shown Ultra Lord in classCopy !req
147. Miss Fowl, this one is differentCopy !req
148. This purple vengeance version
with power fists and nuclear kneesCopy !req
149. is in rare, never-been-seen condition,Copy !req
150. makin' it highly collectibleCopy !req
151. Never-been-seen, huh?Copy !req
152. Well, then, how do you know
it's even in there?Copy !req
153. HmmCopy !req
154. Nyah-nyahCopy !req
155. No!Copy !req
156. Psst Hey, Jimmy Wanna see a frog?Copy !req
157. Oh, that looks great, CarlCopy !req
158. ThanksCopy !req
159. Uh, what are you drawing?Copy !req
160. Hmm Fly cycle modifications
for Goddard, second prototypeCopy !req
161. - Prototype, huh?
- Uh-huhCopy !req
162. Oh, well, you know, that looks good tooCopy !req
163. Thanks, CarlCopy !req
164. Carl!Copy !req
165. Would you please share with usCopy !req
166. - your show-and-tell, Carl?
- Oh, um, okayCopy !req
167. This is my inhalerCopy !req
168. It provides fast-acting relief
of bronchial swellingCopy !req
169. due to asthma or allergiesCopy !req
170. One touch of the button, andCopy !req
171. I can't see!Copy !req
172. Thank you, Carl All rightCopy !req
173. Next we haveCopy !req
174. Nick!Copy !req
175. Ah, yes, NickCopy !req
176. You are a tad tardy again!Copy !req
177. Oh, my Am I?Copy !req
178. Yeah, it took me a little while to copy
my mom's handwriting for this late noteCopy !req
179. Your show-and-tell, pleaseCopy !req
180. How's it goin'?Copy !req
181. You know, I don't really
do show-and-tellCopy !req
182. Oh, oh, yes That's rightCopy !req
183. - Thank you, Nick
- OopsCopy !req
184. - Did you drop this?
- Uh, yes, well, I, umCopy !req
185. My Drop PencilCopy !req
186. - Blech
Jimmy,Copy !req
187. we eagerly await
another one of your, uh,Copy !req
188. interesting show-and-tellsCopy !req
189. As a matter of fact,
I brought my latest inventionCopy !req
190. Behold The shrink rayCopy !req
191. What's the matter, Neutron,
aren't you short enough already?Copy !req
192. Funny, CindyCopy !req
193. But this device is more suited
to shrink somethingCopy !req
194. as vast as space itself,
like, say, um, your mouthCopy !req
195. Ha!Copy !req
196. Help me! Help me! I'm so tiny!Copy !req
197. Just like Jimmy's brain!Copy !req
198. So much for the Nobel Prize!Copy !req
199. Children, that's enough!Copy !req
200. Better luck next timeCopy !req
201. It worked this morningCopy !req
202. I like your useless shrink ray, JimmyCopy !req
203. Oh, well It's probably just
a programing errorCopy !req
204. Oh, my!Copy !req
205. HelloCopy !req
206. Back, back, leviathan!Copy !req
207. Aw, come on, JimmyCopy !req
208. You know, some of the greatest inventors
of all time started as complete,Copy !req
209. - hopeless failures too
- YeahCopy !req
210. Well, thank you, Carl
I feel better, I thinkCopy !req
211. - I'm glad
- That's good Hey!Copy !req
212. Retroland theme park Check it outCopy !req
213. Meet Ultra Lord live!Copy !req
214. Oh, look It's the state-of-the-art,
bone-warping gravity ride!Copy !req
215. I could hang out with Ultra Lord!Copy !req
216. And there's a petting zooCopy !req
217. Well, look at this!Copy !req
218. No "Meet Ultra Lord live "Copy !req
219. Llamas and capybarasCopy !req
220. Who cares? Meet Ultra Lord liveCopy !req
221. Yeah, but I'm gonna touch a IlamaCopy !req
222. Guys, guys, we have got to go
to the grand opening tonightCopy !req
223. Yeah!Copy !req
224. YeahCopy !req
225. But my folks won't let me
stay out after darkCopy !req
226. Well, it is a school nightCopy !req
227. Pukin' Pluto, there's gotta be
somethin' we can doCopy !req
228. It's the grand openingCopy !req
229. Sneak outCopy !req
230. - Huh?
- What? Huh?Copy !req
231. You heard me, dweebsCopy !req
232. - Sneak out
- Well, yeah,Copy !req
233. but my parents sort of told meCopy !req
234. Parents?Copy !req
235. What, are you guys
gonna be kids forever?Copy !req
236. What your parents don't know
won't hurt 'em, right?Copy !req
237. But Nick, sneaking out is soCopy !req
238. So Barbaric!Copy !req
239. Whatever, NeutronCopy !req
240. But there's only one opening night,Copy !req
241. and anybody who matters
is gonna be thereCopy !req
242. - What What do you think, Jimmy?
- HmmCopy !req
243. Nick has a pointCopy !req
244. There is only one opening nightCopy !req
245. Think, think, think,
think, think, thinkCopy !req
246. Well, according to
the Newville Journal of Medicine,Copy !req
247. monkeys are easily influenced
by positive reinforcement,Copy !req
248. e.g. The giving of a bananaCopy !req
249. And since human and monkey DNA
only differ by 2%,Copy !req
250. the same principle
should work on our parentsCopy !req
251. My dad's allergic to bananasCopy !req
252. Oh, it's not the bananas,
it's the principle!Copy !req
253. It's called psychologyCopy !req
254. All you have to do is butter 'em upCopy !req
255. Give it a try I'll call you guys laterCopy !req
256. We go to Retroland tonight!Copy !req
257. - Ooh, watch out!
- Hey!Copy !req
258. Slow down!Copy !req
259. Whoo!Copy !req
260. I know!Copy !req
261. Excuse me!
You through with that? ThanksCopy !req
262. Oh!Copy !req
263. A few oystersCopy !req
264. One lump of coal coming upCopy !req
265. Thanks, GusCopy !req
266. Hi, Jimmy!Copy !req
267. Excuse me!Copy !req
268. Ooh! Jimmy, is that you, dear?Copy !req
269. Yeah, Mom! I'll be in in a second!Copy !req
270. DNA match confirmedCopy !req
271. Welcome home, JimmyCopy !req
272. Eliminate school smellCopy !req
273. Normal odor restoredCopy !req
274. Thank you, VoxCopy !req
275. You're welcomeCopy !req
276. Warning Entry tube
closed for maintenanceCopy !req
277. What?Copy !req
278. - Thank you, Vox
You're welcomeCopy !req
279. Here, Goddard Here, boy!Copy !req
280. - Hmm?
- Here, Goddard!Copy !req
281. Hey, look what I brought ya AluminumCopy !req
282. Do you want it? Do you want it, huh?Copy !req
283. SitCopy !req
284. Roll overCopy !req
285. Play deadCopy !req
286. Uh, mental note,Copy !req
287. fix bug in obedience programCopy !req
288. Good boyCopy !req
289. Okay, Goddard,
let's check the experimentsCopy !req
290. The invisible hamsters
are looking great I thinkCopy !req
291. Let's see how
the girl-eating plant is doingCopy !req
292. Ha! Nice choice,Copy !req
293. as usualCopy !req
294. Ah, the latest burping soda formulaCopy !req
295. A guaranteed one burp per sipCopy !req
296. Excuse youCopy !req
297. HmmCopy !req
298. You know, there's still no reply
to our satellite messageCopy !req
299. Jeez, it's been a whole dayCopy !req
300. You'd think we would have heard from
an alien civilization by now, huh?Copy !req
301. Oh, well Come on, GoddardCopy !req
302. - Say "Ah "
- Ah!Copy !req
303. Add a little sand, and in you go!Copy !req
304. I'm just an old lump of coalCopy !req
305. But I'm gonna be a diamond somedayCopy !req
306. Oh, yeahCopy !req
307. Jimmy!Copy !req
308. Hi, MomCopy !req
309. Oh, Jimmy, you scared
the bejeebers out of meCopy !req
310. Oh, sorry about your bejeebers, MomCopy !req
311. And might I add
how lovely you look today?Copy !req
312. Jimmy, I'm covered
in transmission fluidCopy !req
313. Exactly And might I say,
filth never looked so goodCopy !req
314. Yes, well, how was show-and-tell today?Copy !req
315. It was okayCopy !req
316. But first, happy birthday, MomCopy !req
317. Jimmy, these are beautifulCopy !req
318. But, sweetie, it's not my birthdayCopy !req
319. Oh, it's not? WellCopy !req
320. Then whatever will I do with these
lovely pearls and priceless earrings?Copy !req
321. These can't be realCopy !req
322. Oh, but they can, and they are!Copy !req
323. And all these fabulous
gifts and prizes could be yoursCopy !req
324. if you know the correct answer
to this questionCopy !req
325. Please may I go to Retroland tonight?Copy !req
326. No, it's a school nightCopy !req
327. Thank you so much, Mother,
and might I sayCopy !req
328. Did you just say "no"?Copy !req
329. YesCopy !req
330. - Yes!
- NoCopy !req
331. - "No"?
- YesCopy !req
332. - Yes!
- JimmyCopy !req
333. But But All my friends are going,Copy !req
334. and anybody who matters
is going to be there, MomCopy !req
335. Oh, I matter, and your father matters,
and you matterCopy !req
336. But you're not going
Maybe we can go next weekendCopy !req
337. Oh, wait I'm sure there must be
something else in hereCopy !req
338. to change your mindCopy !req
339. No, Jimmy, no! Look out!
Look out, Jimmy! No!Copy !req
340. Jimmy, be careful!Copy !req
341. I didn't do it!Copy !req
342. Oh! Oh! Stop, drop and roll!Copy !req
343. - Oh, my goodness
- Goddard!Copy !req
344. Oh!Copy !req
345. Okay, Jimmy That's the last strawCopy !req
346. We have told you time and time again
about playing with rocketsCopy !req
347. But, Mom, it's technically not a rocketCopy !req
348. It's more of a jetpack-type thingCopy !req
349. I don't care what type thing it isCopy !req
350. You just climb those
stair-type things right nowCopy !req
351. Your father will have
a few words to say to youCopy !req
352. - when he gets home
- It's not a rocketCopy !req
353. - March!
- MomCopy !req
354. Yes, oohCopy !req
355. The kingy loves his little OrthgotCopy !req
356. Yes, he does Yes, he does, yes he doesCopy !req
357. Yes, he doesCopy !req
358. Sire My kingCopy !req
359. It appears to be some type of
alien transmission deviceCopy !req
360. Tell me, when did it become acceptableCopy !req
361. to approach my royal throne unannounced?Copy !req
362. Oh, yes, of course, my king,Copy !req
363. - I assure you But, hey
- Space him!Copy !req
364. Oh, wait!Copy !req
365. Whoa!Copy !req
366. Ooh! Oh, I missed itCopy !req
367. Can I Can I Can I space another?Copy !req
368. - No
- Oh, please, brother?Copy !req
369. I said no, OoblarCopy !req
370. Oh, please, oh, please,
oh, please, oh, pleaseCopy !req
371. I would love for that to stopCopy !req
372. Oh, please! Oh! What have we here?Copy !req
373. As the King's royal assistant,Copy !req
374. I am the official checker
of the new things to be checkedCopy !req
375. OhCopy !req
376. It's all right! It's all right
I'll handle thisCopy !req
377. Hello!Copy !req
378. What galaxy are you from?Copy !req
379. - Ooblar
- Where is your leader?Copy !req
380. Ooblar, stop it It's toastCopy !req
381. OhCopy !req
382. Hello, toast!Copy !req
383. I greatly admire your ship!Copy !req
384. Beginning transmission from EarthCopy !req
385. HmmCopy !req
386. Greetings from planet Earth
I'm Jimmy Neutron,Copy !req
387. and you're an alien life-formCopy !req
388. - Oh, what a big head
- I welcome the opportunity forCopy !req
389. the mutual exchange
of scientific knowledgeCopy !req
390. and universal brotherhoodCopy !req
391. This here is my dog, GoddardCopy !req
392. And this that you're looking at
is my roomCopy !req
393. That's where I sleep
And this is my mom and dad, right hereCopy !req
394. Mom, DadCopy !req
395. Freeze that image!Copy !req
396. They look DeliciousCopy !req
397. The search is over!Copy !req
398. But, Dad, all my friends
are gonna be thereCopy !req
399. I know, sonCopy !req
400. But if all your friends
were named Cliff,Copy !req
401. would you jump off them?Copy !req
402. I don't think you wouldCopy !req
403. You see, JimmyCopy !req
404. Jimmy Jim, Jim, Jimmy Jim, JamesCopy !req
405. Son, let me tell you
a little about rocketsCopy !req
406. Oh, they're big people things, sonCopy !req
407. And you just can't go around
playing with big people,Copy !req
408. fiery, flying thingsCopy !req
409. Because that's what rockets areCopy !req
410. Rockets are flying thingsCopy !req
411. Well, I hope this talk has helpedCopy !req
412. Hmm?Copy !req
413. Oh, and by the way,
Mom says you're groundedCopy !req
414. Sorry!Copy !req
415. What good is it to be a geniusCopy !req
416. if you can't even go out
on a school night?Copy !req
417. Goddard, optionsCopy !req
418. NextCopy !req
419. Oh Take too long NextCopy !req
420. Goddard, this is serious!Copy !req
421. That's itCopy !req
422. Barbaric problems
call for barbaric solutionsCopy !req
423. Phone, pleaseCopy !req
424. Carl? It's meCopy !req
425. You get permission?Copy !req
426. Me neitherCopy !req
427. It turns out
parents don't understand psychologyCopy !req
428. Tell Sheen to meet us
at Retroland in one hourCopy !req
429. We're sneakin' outCopy !req
430. Halt! Hold it right there!Copy !req
431. - Flurp!
- Take that!Copy !req
432. Jimmy's awfully quiet up there, Hugh
Do you think we were too tough?Copy !req
433. Oh, I don't think so, dear, noCopy !req
434. - Maybe I should check on him
- Oh, now, nowCopy !req
435. I'm sure he's just reflecting
on the error of his ways,Copy !req
436. dealing with it in a mature,
responsible mannerCopy !req
437. "Mom says you're grounded "
Take that!Copy !req
438. It's working nowCopy !req
439. Okay, Goddard You know what to doCopy !req
440. Good boyCopy !req
441. See ya later, Goddard!Copy !req
442. Mmm Jimmy's a big boy nowCopy !req
443. - Don't you worry, sugar
Oh, I suppose you're rightCopy !req
444. Yeah, sure Look, I was a kid onceCopy !req
445. I remember being grounded a whole week,Copy !req
446. and not being allowed to go to
my best friend's bachelor partyCopy !req
447. Well, what did you do?Copy !req
448. Well, actually, I snuck outCopy !req
449. You don't think that JimmyCopy !req
450. Oh, no, noCopy !req
451. Besides, how's he gonna sneak out?Copy !req
452. It's not like he can just
walk right out the front doorCopy !req
453. That's trueCopy !req
454. Retroland, here I comeCopy !req
455. Libby, you're breaking my concentrationCopy !req
456. Hey, I gotta chose a ring
that fits my personalityCopy !req
457. Yeah, here we go! Here we goCopy !req
458. Tell me what it is
you're supposed to be doing again?Copy !req
459. Tai chi while drinking purple FlurpCopy !req
460. Tai chi promotes wellness,
relaxes and rejuvenates the body,Copy !req
461. whereas purple Flurp,Copy !req
462. being 98% sugar, creates tension,Copy !req
463. and a temporary rush of energy
and mood swingsCopy !req
464. I figure if I do them together,Copy !req
465. I achieve perfect balanceCopy !req
466. Whoa!Copy !req
467. Wow It's better than a posterCopy !req
468. Gentlemen, this will be a night
we shan't easily forgetCopy !req
469. I don't know what "shan't" means,
but let's go!Copy !req
470. Whoa!Copy !req
471. Do you promise to use your powers
for good and not evil?Copy !req
472. Yes Yes, Ultra LordCopy !req
473. Now, counterpart,Copy !req
474. - take this Ultra mask and lead
- I will I willCopy !req
475. - Give it to me, give it to me
- the fight for justice!Copy !req
476. Is this kid with anyone?Copy !req
477. Go, Carl!Copy !req
478. Whee!Copy !req
479. Wow! Now, that's what I call a ride!Copy !req
480. Let's go!Copy !req
481. This is way beyond awesome!Copy !req
482. Just think, if you boneheaded dweebs
had listened to your parents,Copy !req
483. you'd be home in bed,
instead of riding this monsterCopy !req
484. Oh, yeah, okay!Copy !req
485. - I tell you, he's fine
- Just a quick peek, HughCopy !req
486. There Now, what'd I tell you?Copy !req
487. Jimmy, are you awake, dear?Copy !req
488. Yes, Mother, I am awakeCopy !req
489. Son, your mother and I
just wanted to say good-nightCopy !req
490. Yes, and to tell you that we love youCopy !req
491. Oh, honey, I know you're upsetCopy !req
492. We don't like to punish youCopy !req
493. You're such a special boyCopy !req
494. OhCopy !req
495. According to this,
we should encourage JimmyCopy !req
496. without overindulging himCopy !req
497. Okay What does it say about rockets?Copy !req
498. OohCopy !req
499. Is Is there someone in the kitchen?Copy !req
500. Our kitchen? I didn't hear anythingCopy !req
501. Honey, did you leave the green light on?Copy !req
502. Jimmy?Copy !req
503. Jimmy!Copy !req
504. You're not Jimmy!Copy !req
505. Hugh!Copy !req
506. Hugh, are you all right?Copy !req
507. Hugh?Copy !req
508. Was that so cool?Copy !req
509. Mind-bending!Copy !req
510. Yeah! Hey, my pants are almost dryCopy !req
511. Hey, Jimmy, I never thought I'd say it,
but here goes,Copy !req
512. you know what?
That Nick is not such a bad guyCopy !req
513. - Are you kidding? He's a genius
- He's a genius!Copy !req
514. - Uh, no offense, Jimmy
- Oh, yeahCopy !req
515. None taken
Actually, I find his insightsCopy !req
516. on how to deal with
one's parents quite refreshingCopy !req
517. Yeah Wouldn't it be great if our folks
just all disappeared for a while?Copy !req
518. Oh, yeahCopy !req
519. Oh, hey, a shooting star!Copy !req
520. Cool You get to make a wish LuckyCopy !req
521. What should I wish for?Copy !req
522. I know what I'd wish for
I'd wish for no more parentsCopy !req
523. That way, we could do
whatever we wanted,Copy !req
524. whenever we wanted We'd be free!Copy !req
525. We could have fun all the time!Copy !req
526. Yeah!Copy !req
527. Liftoff in five, four,Copy !req
528. three, twoCopy !req
529. We have liftoff!Copy !req
530. Uh, abort mission Abort mission!Copy !req
531. Goddard, wake modeCopy !req
532. All right, come on, boy
Race you to the kitchenCopy !req
533. Whoa!Copy !req
534. Beat ya!Copy !req
535. Hey, Mom, did you get
anymore purple Flurp?Copy !req
536. Mom?Copy !req
537. "Dear son/daughter,"Copy !req
538. Yeah My parents went to Florida tooCopy !req
539. - That's weird
- Hmm?Copy !req
540. From the look of it,Copy !req
541. I'd say a lot of parents are goneCopy !req
542. Did they all go to Florida?Copy !req
543. Maybe they went
to get juice or somethingCopy !req
544. I don't digest pulp well
It makes me bloatyCopy !req
545. Goddard, scan for adult life-formsCopy !req
546. Just as I thoughtCopy !req
547. There are absolutely no adults
anywhere within radarCopy !req
548. They're gone The whole cityCopy !req
549. No parentsCopy !req
550. - No parents
- HmmCopy !req
551. No parents!Copy !req
552. Excuse me!Copy !req
553. I'm letting out the coldCopy !req
554. I'm peeing in the showerCopy !req
555. Whee! Llama, Ilama, Ilama!Copy !req
556. I'm walking up
the down escalatorCopy !req
557. My clothes don't match,
my clothes don't matchCopy !req
558. I'm out in public
and my clothes don't matchCopy !req
559. I'm still doin' itCopy !req
560. Go, go, go!Copy !req
561. Welcome to the candy bar
Whoopee cushion or non-whoopee cushion?Copy !req
562. Jimmy!Copy !req
563. What'll it be, boys?Copy !req
564. MmmCopy !req
565. We'll have what he's throwingCopy !req
566. Excellent choiceCopy !req
567. Hang on! Whoo!Copy !req
568. No skiing in the halls!Copy !req
569. Don't make me get the protractor!Copy !req
570. Morning, GoddardCopy !req
571. Oh, my head What a nightCopy !req
572. Oh, I'm stuffed now
I I couldn't have anotherCopy !req
573. Okay, one moreCopy !req
574. I'm gonna have one more,
and then that'll be itCopy !req
575. What a battle Are there any survivors?Copy !req
576. Help meCopy !req
577. I remember my first timeCopy !req
578. Shake it off, Neutron!Copy !req
579. I gotta get home
Mom and Dad might be back by nowCopy !req
580. Come on, GoddardCopy !req
581. We interrupt this program
to bring you this special reportCopy !req
582. Hey, knock it off, ArnieCopy !req
583. Trouble in paradiseCopy !req
584. That's what some kids are saying
in the aftermath of yesterday'sCopy !req
585. "Mom and Dad are gone" celebrationsCopy !req
586. Here's Courtney TylerCopy !req
587. What started as an awesome day
has become, like, a real bummerCopy !req
588. Help us!Copy !req
589. - Mommy!
- I don't know how to make lunch!Copy !req
590. Somebody hold me!Copy !req
591. I was playing
on the teeter-totter,Copy !req
592. and the next thing I knew
I was on the ground,Copy !req
593. and my knee hurtCopy !req
594. Reports of tummy aches,
owies and constipationCopy !req
595. have reached epidemic numbers
over the past few hours,Copy !req
596. with little indication of slowing downCopy !req
597. And so we were gonna seeCopy !req
598. who could eat the most cotton candyCopy !req
599. And I wonCopy !req
600. I want my mommy!Copy !req
601. So, there you have itCopy !req
602. I want my mommy too!Copy !req
603. Mom? Dad?Copy !req
604. What kind of parents
take off and leave their kid?Copy !req
605. And they didn't even say good-byeCopy !req
606. Son, your mother and I
just wanted to say good-nightCopy !req
607. Yes, and to tell you that we love youCopy !req
608. We only do what we do
because we love youCopy !req
609. Maybe we can all go to
Retroland next weekend,Copy !req
610. the three of usCopy !req
611. What about
my fabulous dog, Goddard?Copy !req
612. Sure, your fabulous dog, Goddard, tooCopy !req
613. Well, good-night, sonCopy !req
614. Good-night, Jimmy Sweet dreamsCopy !req
615. We'll see you in the morningCopy !req
616. Okay, so they said good-nightCopy !req
617. In the morning?Copy !req
618. Hey, wait a minute!Copy !req
619. Play back the last part again,
audio onlyCopy !req
620. Good night, Jimmy Sweet dreamsCopy !req
621. We'll see you in the morningCopy !req
622. There! Now, why would she say that
if they weren't gonna be here?Copy !req
623. Come on, Goddard,
we're going to the labCopy !req
624. Hmm, it's just as I thoughtCopy !req
625. The serifs and kerning on this noteCopy !req
626. don't match Mom and Dad's
handwriting at allCopy !req
627. This note's a fake!Copy !req
628. What is it, boy?Copy !req
629. The long-range space scanner,
it detected somethingCopy !req
630. Filtering out background radiation,Copy !req
631. and There it is!Copy !req
632. Jumpin' JupiterCopy !req
633. The Earth's been visited by aliens!Copy !req
634. Okay, so, uh, me, you and a dogCopy !req
635. are gonna battle an alien civilization,
right, by ourselves?Copy !req
636. Oh, but he's a good dog
Aren't you, boy?Copy !req
637. Hey, you know,
the last time we tried this, Jim,Copy !req
638. we couldn't even
break free of the atmosphereCopy !req
639. I know, I knowCopy !req
640. But I recalculated
the thrust-to-fuel ratio,Copy !req
641. and I've adjusted
the engine accordinglyCopy !req
642. I can fix thatCopy !req
643. Neutron!Copy !req
644. What is it?Copy !req
645. An angry mob!Copy !req
646. In times of crisis,Copy !req
647. intellectuals are always
the first to go!Copy !req
648. Well, they don't look angry,
they look like they're about to barfCopy !req
649. Hey, let me go!
You are messing with powersCopy !req
650. far beyond your mortal comprehension,
my friend!Copy !req
651. Okay, NeutronCopy !req
652. Ultra Freak here says you really know
what happened to all our parentsCopy !req
653. Hey, Jimmy, how ya doin'?Copy !req
654. I didn't say nothing about our parents
being abducted by aliens Ahh!Copy !req
655. Where's my mom and dad?Copy !req
656. Goddard, star map 72, pleaseCopy !req
657. Right about thereCopy !req
658. Long-range sensors
picked up these ion trails,Copy !req
659. indicating the departure route
for whatever alien intelligenceCopy !req
660. has abducted our parentsCopy !req
661. And, as you can see, they lead to
somewhere in the Orion star system,Copy !req
662. approximately three million
light-years awayCopy !req
663. So, we'll need to leave by FridayCopy !req
664. Okay, that gives us about two days to
collect the necessary plutonium,Copy !req
665. design and test our fusion enginesCopy !req
666. and build our fleet of
interstellar warshipsCopy !req
667. Um, we'll also need to bring snacks
Any questions?Copy !req
668. Are you sure about this, Neutron?Copy !req
669. Well, the data seems to
support this hypothesisCopy !req
670. Never argue with the dataCopy !req
671. Okay, Neutron, here's the lowdownCopy !req
672. You get us to those
kidnapping alien scuzballs,Copy !req
673. and I'll take it from thereCopy !req
674. We're getting our parents backCopy !req
675. Okay, Ben, that's good
Let it down slowCopy !req
676. Two more turns, Emma Not too tightCopy !req
677. Yup Tape adhesion
is within operational limitsCopy !req
678. Oh! What Cindy!Copy !req
679. Cindy, what did you do to that
intergalactic starship?Copy !req
680. We thought that the deep recesses
of space could use a feminine touchCopy !req
681. What do you think, Jimmy?Copy !req
682. Hmm, yeah, it's okay I guessCopy !req
683. They kind of ruined it thoughCopy !req
684. Hey, Jimmy!
Do these fusion reactors need fuel rods?Copy !req
685. Come on, Sheen It's not rocket science
You just have toCopy !req
686. Actually,
I guess it is rocket scienceCopy !req
687. - No fuel rods, Sheen!
- Oh, okayCopy !req
688. And for the final touchCopy !req
689. HmmCopy !req
690. Good work, everybodyCopy !req
691. We're ready for intergalactic travelCopy !req
692. Neutron, this is gonna work, right?Copy !req
693. Yeah, Jimmy What if it doesn't work?Copy !req
694. It will work!Copy !req
695. I'm 95% sure it willCopy !req
696. - Uh, 95?
- YeahCopy !req
697. Yeah? And the other 5%?Copy !req
698. We blow upCopy !req
699. But just a littleCopy !req
700. Look, 95 is still an "A "Copy !req
701. Yeah, I can deal with that
I never got 95 in my lifeCopy !req
702. You heard the manCopy !req
703. Stop suckin' your thumbs,
and let's light this candle!Copy !req
704. Goddard, initiate launch sequenceCopy !req
705. Please make sure
your seat belts are fastenedCopy !req
706. and remember to keep your hands and arms
inside the vehicles at all timesCopy !req
707. Yeah!Copy !req
708. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
709. Whoa!Copy !req
710. Come on, everybody Get in formationCopy !req
711. Carl, you're too lowCopy !req
712. Come on, you stupid butterfly!Copy !req
713. Will youCopy !req
714. Go, counterpart, go!Copy !req
715. Hang onCopy !req
716. We're passing through the stratosphereCopy !req
717. Now, the mesosphereCopy !req
718. Entering ionosphereCopy !req
719. Now I know why they all end in "fear!"Copy !req
720. That's it, babyCopy !req
721. Engaging pulse rockets Now!Copy !req
722. Come on, come on, come on, come onCopy !req
723. Look, Goddard,
the wonders of the universeCopy !req
724. We're witnessing celestial events
no person, or dog, has ever seenCopy !req
725. It's incredibleCopy !req
726. Beautiful, isn't it, Nick?Copy !req
727. Yeah, yeah Wake me when we get thereCopy !req
728. Hey, Jimmy!Copy !req
729. Do you think we can
rotate ships after a while?Copy !req
730. Hey, we'll switch!Copy !req
731. Hey, this astronaut food isn't too badCopy !req
732. That's toothpaste, CarlCopy !req
733. Oh MintyCopy !req
734. Hey, what's happening?Copy !req
735. Meteor shower!Copy !req
736. Evasive action!Copy !req
737. I do so relish these times of perilCopy !req
738. Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
739. - That was close
- Look out!Copy !req
740. Oh!Copy !req
741. We gotta find shelter!Copy !req
742. Asteroid bearing 236,
mark seven degreesCopy !req
743. Come on!Copy !req
744. So then, these three filmmakers
find all these sticks in the treesCopy !req
745. shaped like stick people,Copy !req
746. and the girl filmmaker starts cryin',Copy !req
747. and her nose starts dripping,Copy !req
748. and they don't have any tissue at allCopy !req
749. None?Copy !req
750. - None
- OhCopy !req
751. So then, they start to hear
really scary noisesCopy !req
752. and voices coming from outsideCopy !req
753. So, they leave the tentCopy !req
754. Don't leave the tent!
Don't leave the tent!Copy !req
755. Oh, yeah, Carl, they leave the tent,
and they follow the voices,Copy !req
756. when from out of
the darkness comes theCopy !req
757. Oh, man, that was so choice!Copy !req
758. You should have seen your facesCopy !req
759. Did they really leave the tent, Nick?Copy !req
760. Hey, there's a red giant!
And that's a white dwarf!Copy !req
761. You can relate, huh, Neutron?Copy !req
762. Hey, Jimmy, what's the matter?Copy !req
763. Listen, in case you haven't noticed,
I'm not exactly the tallest guy aroundCopy !req
764. Shorty, squirt, small stuff, shrimp
Gets to you after a whileCopy !req
765. - And next year, there'll be dances
- Oh!Copy !req
766. What girl wants to dance with a guyCopy !req
767. who looks like he should still be
in Gymboree, huh?Copy !req
768. I didn't think we liked girls yet, JimCopy !req
769. - Oh, we don't, we don't No Ugh!
- OkayCopy !req
770. Not yet However, one day, Carl,Copy !req
771. an influx of hormones
that we can't controlCopy !req
772. will overpower our better judgmentCopy !req
773. and drive us to pursue
the female species against our willCopy !req
774. Stop talking like that, Jimmy!Copy !req
775. You're gonna give me nightmaresCopy !req
776. Uh, listen, I wouldn't worry, CarlCopy !req
777. I have a feeling puberty is
light-years away for you and meCopy !req
778. You know, we should have never
wished on that star, JimmyCopy !req
779. And I I I miss my folksCopy !req
780. My mom used to tuck me
in bed every nightCopy !req
781. before she was abducted by aliensCopy !req
782. Before my dad
was abducted by aliens,Copy !req
783. he would always read me to sleepCopy !req
784. And before my mom
was inducted by aliens,Copy !req
785. she would rub my tummy,
and she'd singCopy !req
786. - What?
- Nothing!Copy !req
787. Come on, you guys
We gotta keep our headsCopy !req
788. We'll find themCopy !req
789. Hmm?Copy !req
790. What is it, boy?Copy !req
791. Sensor sweeps reveal many advanced
cities and ion energy signaturesCopy !req
792. That's it!Copy !req
793. We found it! I repeat, we found it!Copy !req
794. Nick, we'll contact you
as soon as we find the parents,Copy !req
795. - so you can kick some alien buttocks!
- Piece of cake!Copy !req
796. Okay, scouting party, follow me!Copy !req
797. I'll be back, Nick!Copy !req
798. Wow, what is that?Copy !req
799. Wow!Copy !req
800. They've evolved beyond the need
for mere conventional bodiesCopy !req
801. They must be an advanced species
millions of years ahead of usCopy !req
802. Wow! When I sneeze,
it looks like an advanced species tooCopy !req
803. Ew!Copy !req
804. Okay, they're this wayCopy !req
805. Right this way, SireCopy !req
806. Tsk, tsk, tsk
Ooblar, these humans look so scrawnyCopy !req
807. Hardly very appetizing
Are you sure they're yummy?Copy !req
808. I assure you, my slimy sovereignCopy !req
809. Poultra will be quite pleasedCopy !req
810. Humans are mostly water,
with a crunchy bony centerCopy !req
811. Think nuts and chewsCopy !req
812. - There they are
- What are they doing?Copy !req
813. What are those goofy-looking things
on their heads?Copy !req
814. It looks like some kind of
mind-control deviceCopy !req
815. Mom, Dad Dad!Copy !req
816. It's me, Jimmy Over hereCopy !req
817. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jimmys,
James, James, JimCopy !req
818. Big, fiery, flying Jimmy Hi, uh, JimmyCopy !req
819. Some dream, huh?Copy !req
820. Attack of the big egg peopleCopy !req
821. - I think I've seen this one before
- No, DadCopy !req
822. You're wearing a mind-control device
Take yours off Hurry!Copy !req
823. - Dad?
- Intruder alert! Intruder alert!Copy !req
824. - Dad, no, no! No! Shh!
- Intruder alert!Copy !req
825. Jimmy, your dad's like
a mind-controlled duck manCopy !req
826. - Let's get outta here!
- Let's go!Copy !req
827. Come back!
Join us, Jimmy! Join usCopy !req
828. Oh!Copy !req
829. Well, wellCopy !req
830. If it isn't the littlest rescue party
How cuteCopy !req
831. Hello, itty-bitty humansCopy !req
832. You let us go, you big ball of phlegm!Copy !req
833. That's no way to talk to the King!
He is the royal phlegmCopy !req
834. - Ooblar
- Sorry, SireCopy !req
835. I think it's only fair to warn you that
if you don't release us within 24 hours,Copy !req
836. an army of highly-trained
combat specialistsCopy !req
837. is poised to destroy your entire planetCopy !req
838. - Oh, really?
- ReallyCopy !req
839. Oh, my! Our entire planet?
Whatever shall we do?Copy !req
840. Do you mean this army
of highly-trained combat specialists?Copy !req
841. - Hey, it's Nick! Hey, Nick! Uh-oh
- Nick!Copy !req
842. Get your grubs off me,
egghead! Ahh!Copy !req
843. Don't look so surprised
We're an advanced alien raceCopy !req
844. What did you expect?Copy !req
845. What do you want with our parents?Copy !req
846. It's not what I want
It's what Poultra wantsCopy !req
847. - Who's Poultra?
- Poultra is our godCopy !req
848. The mightiest,
most ferocious creature in allCopy !req
849. Oh, I get tired of answering this
Roll tapeCopy !req
850. Hello and welcome to our special edition
of Poultra, God of WrathCopy !req
851. Brought to you by goomCopy !req
852. Commercials! Hate themCopy !req
853. Welcome back If you're watching this,Copy !req
854. chances are your friends
and/or relativesCopy !req
855. are about to be sacrificed
to the mighty PoultraCopy !req
856. Which is a great honor indeedCopy !req
857. Oh, and very painfulCopy !req
858. Whew!Copy !req
859. And this year's human sacrifices
feature something very specialCopy !req
860. Actual humans!Copy !req
861. And it's all thanks to Jimmy NeutronCopy !req
862. Greetings from planet Earth!Copy !req
863. I'm Jimmy Neutron,
and you're an alien life-formCopy !req
864. You know, without the coordinates
you gave us,Copy !req
865. we never would have found
your puny little planetCopy !req
866. For such a tiny Earthling,Copy !req
867. you've been a very big help,
Jimmy NeutronCopy !req
868. Guards, throw these minuscule vermin
into the dungeonCopy !req
869. until they're of worthier sizeCopy !req
870. And, oh, give Mr Neutron
the presidential suiteCopy !req
871. What?Copy !req
872. Oh! Isn't this a funny-wunny little toy!Copy !req
873. Get it off me! Get it off!Copy !req
874. Take this infernal thing to the lab
and have it torn apart!Copy !req
875. Oh, yes, great saliva-armed oneCopy !req
876. - Hold it! Move along
- No!Copy !req
877. - Goddard!
- Move!Copy !req
878. So, it was Neutron all alongCopy !req
879. I mean, he got us into thisCopy !req
880. Hey, Jimmy, didn't your parents
ever tell you not to talk to strangers?Copy !req
881. That's rule number oneCopy !req
882. Oh, come on, you guys! Give him a breakCopy !req
883. Jimmy didn't mean to ruin
our lives and get our parentsCopy !req
884. eaten by a giant space monster!Copy !req
885. She's right
We We need to ask ourselves,Copy !req
886. "What would Ultra Lord do?"Copy !req
887. Well, let's think about that, SheenCopy !req
888. Maybe sit on a shelf,
because he's a doll!Copy !req
889. He's not a doll! He's an action figure!
There's a differenceCopy !req
890. Come on, Nick, let Sheen talk
Maybe he's onto somethingCopy !req
891. What would Ultra Lord do, Sheen?Copy !req
892. Well, in episode 224,
he fried the Zeebot's brainCopy !req
893. with his heat-seeking infra-thought
It was cool!Copy !req
894. Well, um, I'm convinced, folksCopy !req
895. Um, that's pretty much
the stupidest thing I've ever heard!Copy !req
896. No, this is the stupidest thing
you've ever heard!Copy !req
897. - Oh, you're such a baby!
- GuysCopy !req
898. Why don't you leave me alone?Copy !req
899. You're just picking on me
because you're insecure!Copy !req
900. Jimmy, you there?Copy !req
901. Look, don't listen to themCopy !req
902. They're just scaredCopy !req
903. Are you okay?Copy !req
904. Yeah I'm fineCopy !req
905. Don't be so hard on yourself
We'll get out of thisCopy !req
906. Okay So, you made a mistakeCopy !req
907. Beating yourself up
isn't gonna fix anythingCopy !req
908. You know, I was the smartest kid
in school until you came alongCopy !req
909. And I admit you know more
about some things than I doCopy !req
910. But I know one thing
that you don't seem to get,Copy !req
911. and that's that we're never getting
outta here without youCopy !req
912. So, why don't you buck up, mister,Copy !req
913. and put that big brain
of yours back to work?Copy !req
914. Nick can handle the fighting stuff,Copy !req
915. but first we have
to get out of this cellCopy !req
916. Um, Cindy?Copy !req
917. Wh Why are you being so nice to me?Copy !req
918. 'Cause there's a bunch of kids
in here that need youCopy !req
919. And I do tooCopy !req
920. Oh! I am never complaining
about my parents againCopy !req
921. We didn't even get our one phone callCopy !req
922. That's it!Copy !req
923. Libby, let me see your cell phoneCopy !req
924. Okay, but I don't think
my service plan coversCopy !req
925. anything outside our solar systemCopy !req
926. Who're you calling?Copy !req
927. A friend of mineCopy !req
928. All right, little Earth doggyCopy !req
929. Ooblar is going to take you apart
into tiny little piecesCopy !req
930. All right?Copy !req
931. Hey! Give me that!Copy !req
932. Fine! We'll use this one thenCopy !req
933. No, no, no, no! Oh!Copy !req
934. Would you stop that? Those are mine!Copy !req
935. Oh!Copy !req
936. Oh!Copy !req
937. That's not funny Stop it!
And give me my thing!Copy !req
938. Come on, boy, pick upCopy !req
939. Oh, good! Good
Perhaps we'll get somewhereCopy !req
940. Goddard, you're okayCopy !req
941. I miss you too, boyCopy !req
942. Listen, what's your situation?Copy !req
943. Evil scientist, huh?Copy !req
944. Okay, I've got an idea
Put me on speaker, GoddardCopy !req
945. Danger! Danger!Copy !req
946. You have initiated
self-destruct sequence alphaCopy !req
947. Ooh! That's my bad Back in you goCopy !req
948. Self-destruct sequence is now engagedCopy !req
949. No, no, no, no, no!
I put it back in You understand me?Copy !req
950. This unit will yield a 50-megaton
nuclear blast in exactly 10 secondsCopy !req
951. That's not good!Copy !req
952. Please clear a 30-square mile area
Thank you and have a nice dayCopy !req
953. 10, nineCopy !req
954. No! Bad dog! Ahh! Mother!Copy !req
955. Is he gone, boy?Copy !req
956. Great! Lock on to the signal
and get here as fast as you canCopy !req
957. Halt! Who goes there?Copy !req
958. Ooh, the guard!Copy !req
959. By order of the
most esteemed King Goobot,Copy !req
960. it is my great privilege and honor
to mercilessly exterminate youCopy !req
961. Think, thinkCopy !req
962. Goddard, play deadCopy !req
963. Aww, good boy, Goddard, good boy!Copy !req
964. Guess I'll make that bug a feature, huh?Copy !req
965. - Good dog, Goddard!
- Way to go Goddard!Copy !req
966. You're a good robotCopy !req
967. - Come on! Let's get the others!
- Nice work, JimmyCopy !req
968. Hey, Cindy, thanksCopy !req
969. If you ever tell anyone
I was nice to you,Copy !req
970. you'll wind up looking like that guyCopy !req
971. Let's go, Neutron!
It's egg-scrambling timeCopy !req
972. - Wait for me, Nick!
- Come backCopy !req
973. Please?Copy !req
974. Bring out the humans!Copy !req
975. Come on, it's show time!
Everybody outCopy !req
976. - Open the head!
- Human time! Yeah!Copy !req
977. Kick it!Copy !req
978. Oh! Look, you guys, a football game!Copy !req
979. Uh, I don't think so, CarlCopy !req
980. Goddard, binoscope mode!Copy !req
981. Wow, what a lame halftime showCopy !req
982. They're making our parents
dance so lameCopy !req
983. No, my dad really dances like thatCopy !req
984. The festival is startingCopy !req
985. Our parents! They'll be eaten!Copy !req
986. Nobody eats my parents
unless I say so! Come on!Copy !req
987. Begin the incubation!Copy !req
988. C'mon, Nick
Show them what you're made of!Copy !req
989. Halt!Copy !req
990. Hey, cool spearCopy !req
991. Oh, you really think so?Copy !req
992. Well, yeah, I guess so,
because I saw this oneCopy !req
993. Mind if I try?Copy !req
994. No, no, no!Copy !req
995. My hero!Copy !req
996. Come on, everyone!Copy !req
997. Come on!Copy !req
998. My hero?Copy !req
999. Okay, we need another planCopy !req
1000. Probably a Nick-less oneCopy !req
1001. Poultra! Poultra!Copy !req
1002. Citizens of Yolkus, I, King Goobot V,Copy !req
1003. give you sacrifice!Copy !req
1004. That's a big chickenCopy !req
1005. What do we do now?Copy !req
1006. Think! Think!Copy !req
1007. Brain blast!Copy !req
1008. Okay, everybody, listen up
We don't have much timeCopy !req
1009. I've got to make it
to that control towerCopy !req
1010. Cindy, Libby, you and the others
keep the guards busyCopy !req
1011. until Sheen arrives with the shipCopy !req
1012. Okay, I heard the ship part,
but was that, "Sheen, get the ship"?Copy !req
1013. - Yeah Yeah!
- Oh! Wait OhCopy !req
1014. Listen, there's a transport
ship in that airfieldCopy !req
1015. big enough to carry
all of us out of hereCopy !req
1016. I need you to get it here
as fast as you canCopy !req
1017. But I I don't have
a driver's licenseCopy !req
1018. I have no hand-eye coordinationCopy !req
1019. Sheen, ask yourself,
what would Ultra Lord do?Copy !req
1020. I accept this responsibility,Copy !req
1021. understanding the consequences
you've bestowed against meCopy !req
1022. Poultra, din-din
Yummy, yummy, foodie-woodieCopy !req
1023. This is it, people
These crummy aliens stole our parentsCopy !req
1024. It's time to show them
what we're made ofCopy !req
1025. We're tough, we're mean!
Darn it, we're carbon-based life-forms!Copy !req
1026. Now, who's gonna kick buttocks?Copy !req
1027. The carbonated life-forms!Copy !req
1028. What? What? What is this?Copy !req
1029. Stop those kids!Copy !req
1030. After 'em!Copy !req
1031. Cindy, purple Flurp!Copy !req
1032. HmmCopy !req
1033. Dragon whips her tail Yah!Copy !req
1034. Let's dance!Copy !req
1035. Huh? Huh?Copy !req
1036. Yeah, Jimmy!Copy !req
1037. Come on, boy!Copy !req
1038. Jimmy!Copy !req
1039. Carl, show-and-tell!Copy !req
1040. Come here, you!Copy !req
1041. Whoa! I can't see! I can't see!Copy !req
1042. You want some? You want some?Copy !req
1043. You want a piece of me?Copy !req
1044. I didn't think so!Copy !req
1045. Munchy, crunchy timeCopy !req
1046. There you go!Copy !req
1047. Fetch, boy!Copy !req
1048. Hey, hey, gimme that!Copy !req
1049. - Come back here!
- Everybody upCopy !req
1050. Hey, nice party! Gotta blast!Copy !req
1051. Neutron!Copy !req
1052. Okay, let's move outCopy !req
1053. Guards, vaporize the Earth brats!Copy !req
1054. Hurry! Head to the exit!Copy !req
1055. - Hey, where's Sheen?
- I don't knowCopy !req
1056. Stop them!Copy !req
1057. All right, Sheen!Copy !req
1058. Your ship awaits, Captain Jimmy!Copy !req
1059. Ooblar, protect!Copy !req
1060. Oh, pooh!Copy !req
1061. Everybody to the ship!Copy !req
1062. Poultra, quickly!
Your dinner's getting away!Copy !req
1063. - Okay, get moving
- Let's get outta hereCopy !req
1064. Come on!Copy !req
1065. We gotta do this quick!Copy !req
1066. Launch positionsCopy !req
1067. Core temperature optimalCopy !req
1068. Engaging primary plasma coilsCopy !req
1069. - Jim, I think we better leave now
- Beginning countdownCopy !req
1070. Ten, nine, eightCopy !req
1071. One!Copy !req
1072. To the ships!Copy !req
1073. And could someone bring me a bucket?Copy !req
1074. Jimmy, here they come!Copy !req
1075. Time to discipline the naughty childrenCopy !req
1076. Open fire!Copy !req
1077. Okay, who wants fried chicken?Copy !req
1078. So, Neutron, now it's just you and ICopy !req
1079. All weapons on-line!Copy !req
1080. Ultra Lord is not afraid of chickens
He is not afraidCopy !req
1081. Okay, he may be a little bit
afraid of chickensCopy !req
1082. This thing's too slow
I can't outrun 'em!Copy !req
1083. - Incoming message
- On screenCopy !req
1084. You see, Jimmy, you can't winCopy !req
1085. All of your friends and family
would be safe at homeCopy !req
1086. If it wasn't for one little problemCopy !req
1087. - You
- Little?Copy !req
1088. Now you all must die!Copy !req
1089. Little, huh?
I'll show you littleCopy !req
1090. Cindy, take overCopy !req
1091. - Come on, boy
- What are you doing?Copy !req
1092. Is this one of those macho things?Copy !req
1093. I know we haven't
field tested this feature yet,Copy !req
1094. but we have no choice, buddyCopy !req
1095. Goddard, flycycle!Copy !req
1096. Would you look at this?Copy !req
1097. I do believe
he's going to ram us, OoblarCopy !req
1098. Remind me to clean the windshield laterCopy !req
1099. You steal my parents,
you threaten my dogCopy !req
1100. Itsy-bitsy Jimmy Neutron!Copy !req
1101. He does look a bit small
and silly, doesn't he, Sire?Copy !req
1102. You attack my friends,
and you made fun of my size!Copy !req
1103. Tiny, tiny So, so tiny!Copy !req
1104. Well, I may be small,
but I've got a big brain!Copy !req
1105. Not tiny!Copy !req
1106. Can't we just call
this whole thing a mistakeCopy !req
1107. and go back to your plan,Copy !req
1108. rendezvous for universal brotherhood
and what not?Copy !req
1109. Hmph!Copy !req
1110. You've not seen the last of us,Copy !req
1111. Jimmy Neutron!Copy !req
1112. You look marvelous sunny-side up, SireCopy !req
1113. That's no yolkCopy !req
1114. All right, Jimmy!Copy !req
1115. Orbiting around Jimmy's big headCopy !req
1116. Estimated time to ear, seven minutesCopy !req
1117. So, uh, I guess I can't
call you short anymoreCopy !req
1118. Don't worry I'm sure there are
all kinds of other insultsCopy !req
1119. you can come up withCopy !req
1120. Let me tell you, as soon as we get home,Copy !req
1121. we're going out dancing!Copy !req
1122. Ultra Dad!Copy !req
1123. Ultra Son!Copy !req
1124. Dad? Daddy!Copy !req
1125. Hey, Neutron!Copy !req
1126. Nice jobCopy !req
1127. ThanksCopy !req
1128. I've got that for you, dearCopy !req
1129. Mom, Dad, I should've listened to you
when you said don't talk to strangersCopy !req
1130. See, I guess I thought I was smart
enough to do everything on my own,Copy !req
1131. that I didn't need youCopy !req
1132. But I was wrongCopy !req
1133. I love you guysCopy !req
1134. We love you too, JimmyCopy !req
1135. Having a genius for a son
may not always be easy,Copy !req
1136. but it's always interestingCopy !req
1137. You make us so proudCopy !req
1138. You sure do, sonCopy !req
1139. You know, not every family
gets to ride in an alien spaceshipCopy !req
1140. hurtling through the universe
at warp speeds,Copy !req
1141. millions of miles from home
We thank you for thatCopy !req
1142. Now you gotta admit,
that is pretty neatCopy !req
1143. There you are, gentlemenCopy !req
1144. - Ahh! Freeze!
- It's okay, CarlCopy !req
1145. - It's just breakfast
- I knew thatCopy !req
1146. I don't remember buying
this brand of sodaCopy !req
1147. Uh, no! No, Mom, youCopy !req
1148. Jimmy, it's just sodaCopy !req
1149. Mom, no!Copy !req
1150. Goodness! Excuse me!Copy !req
1151. Boy, it's a scorcher out there!Copy !req
1152. - Oh, thanks, honey
- Hugh!Copy !req
1153. At least it's coming out of the attic,
not the basement!Copy !req
1154. Hugh!Copy !req
1155. Mom!Copy !req
1156. James Isaac NeutronCopy !req
1157. Onward, Mr Wiggles
We reach the cafeteria by dawn!Copy !req
1158. Ahhh!Copy !req