1. This is the world. There are
almost six billion people on it.Copy !req
2. When I was a kid there were three.
It's hard to keep up.Copy !req
3. There, that's better. That's America.Copy !req
4. America still sets
the tone for the world.Copy !req
5. In Indiana, Clark Hodd.
The country's best point guard.Copy !req
6. Last week he scored 100 points
in a single game.Copy !req
7. Erica Sorgi.
You'll see her in the next Olympics.Copy !req
8. In Seattle, Dallas Malloy, 16.Copy !req
9. Her lawsuit paved the way
for women boxers.Copy !req
10. She's picturing her ex-boyfriend.Copy !req
11. In Indio, California. Art Stallings.Copy !req
12. Check out what pure joy looks like.Copy !req
13. In Odessa, Texas.
The great Frank Cushman.Copy !req
14. This April, 26 teams will be falling
over themselves to sign him.Copy !req
15. He's my most important client.Copy !req
16. When are you gonna try
and concentrate?Copy !req
17. There's genius everywhere.
It's like popcorn. Some pop...Copy !req
18. Coach, you don't know
diddly about golf!Copy !req
19. Some don't.Copy !req
20. I'm the guy you don't usually see.Copy !req
21. I'm behind the scenes.
I'm the sports agent.Copy !req
22. I'm gonna hurt you this year.Copy !req
23. My door's always open if you
want to get a real agent.Copy !req
24. You're welcome, Johnny.Copy !req
25. I'll go to a meeting now to talk
about you. I'd kill for you.Copy !req
26. - We've gotta win.
- I hail you.Copy !req
27. Jerry, how are you doing?Copy !req
28. - How much is this going to cost?
- We both know what you can afford.Copy !req
29. I'll just write it down.Copy !req
30. - I can't afford that.
- Winning isn't cheap.Copy !req
31. You know the photos of
the new player with the owner?Copy !req
32. That's me on the left.Copy !req
33. This is where I work. SMI.
Sports Management lnternational.Copy !req
34. Thirty-three agents
guiding the careers...Copy !req
35. of 1685 of the most
finely tuned athletes alive.Copy !req
36. I handle the lives and dreams...Copy !req
37. of 72 clients and get
264 phone calls a day.Copy !req
38. I will not rest until
you hold a Coke...Copy !req
39. in a new commercial
starring you...Copy !req
40. broadcast during a Super Bowl
game you're winning.Copy !req
41. It's what I do best.Copy !req
42. I noticed a few years ago,
and didn't say a word.Copy !req
43. Was the girl 16 or 17?Copy !req
44. Wanting the big dollar,
things went wrong.Copy !req
45. There's no proof of anything.
This guy is a sensational athlete.Copy !req
46. Are you Calvin Nack?
Can you sign my card?Copy !req
47. I'm sorry, fella, I can't sign this.Copy !req
48. - Only Pro-Jam Blue Dot cards.
- Just wanted an autograph.Copy !req
49. Lately, it's gotten worse.Copy !req
50. Oh, he goes down!Copy !req
51. Hi, baby.Copy !req
52. Do you know your name?Copy !req
53. Wait, it's coming.
My name is Steve Remo.Copy !req
54. I play for Chicago.
This lady here is my wife.Copy !req
55. Hi, baby.Copy !req
56. This is my boy. And this is...Copy !req
57. Wait.Copy !req
58. My agent. My agent.Copy !req
59. I gotta play this weekend.
If I play at 65 percent...Copy !req
60. I get a bonus.
I gotta get the bonus.Copy !req
61. - Okay, Jesse. Take care, little guy.
- Mr. Maguire?Copy !req
62. This is his fourth concussion.
Shouldn't he stop?Copy !req
63. It would take a tank
to stop your dad.Copy !req
64. It would take all five...Copy !req
65. Super Trooper VR Warriors
to stop your dad.Copy !req
66. Right?Copy !req
67. Fuck you!Copy !req
68. Who had I become?
Just another shark in a suit?Copy !req
69. Skyrocketing salaries, and you
are one of the guys responsible.Copy !req
70. He's a sensational athlete.Copy !req
71. Two days later, at our Miami
conference, a breakthrough.Copy !req
72. I have $18 million...Copy !req
73. Breakdown? Breakthrough.Copy !req
74. - I just wanted an autograph.
- Do you know your name?Copy !req
75. I couldn't escape one simple thought:Copy !req
76. I hated myself.Copy !req
77. No, here's what it was:Copy !req
78. I hated my place in the world.Copy !req
79. I had so much to say,
no one to listen.Copy !req
80. And then it happened.Copy !req
81. It was the oddest,
most unexpected thing.Copy !req
82. I began writing what they call
a mission statement, not a memo.Copy !req
83. A suggestion
for the future of our company.Copy !req
84. A night like this doesn't
come along often. I seized it.Copy !req
85. What started out as one page
became 25.Copy !req
86. Suddenly, I was
my father's son again.Copy !req
87. I was remembering
the simple pleasures of this job.Copy !req
88. The way a stadium sounds
when my player performs well.Copy !req
89. The way we're meant to protect them,
in health and in injury.Copy !req
90. With so many clients,
we had forgotten what was important.Copy !req
91. I wrote and wrote and wrote.
And I'm not even a writer.Copy !req
92. I was remembering my mentor's
words, Dicky Fox, who said:Copy !req
93. The key to this business
is personal relationships.Copy !req
94. Suddenly, it was all pretty clear.
The answer was fewer clients.Copy !req
95. Less money. More attention.Copy !req
96. Caring for them,
caring for ourselves.Copy !req
97. Just starting our lives really!Copy !req
98. I'll be the first to admit,
what I was writing was touchy-feely.Copy !req
99. I didn't care.
I've lost the ability to bullshit.Copy !req
100. It was the me I'd always
wanted to be.Copy !req
101. I took it to a Copymat
and printed up 110 copies.Copy !req
102. The cover looked like
Catcher in the Rye.Copy !req
103. I entitled it,
The Things We Think and Do Not Say:Copy !req
104. The Future of Our Business.Copy !req
105. That's how you become great, man.Copy !req
106. Hang your balls out there.Copy !req
107. Thanks.Copy !req
108. - Everybody got one.
- Some animals walk on two feet.Copy !req
109. They don't want peace.Copy !req
110. Society needs protection
from these warped minds.Copy !req
111. Boom!Copy !req
112. This is Jerry Maguire.
Did those manuscripts...?Copy !req
113. - They've all gone out.
- They did?Copy !req
114. No, that's fine.Copy !req
115. Thank you.Copy !req
116. Finally, somebody said it.Copy !req
117. - Good work, Maguire.
- Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
118. I was 35.Copy !req
119. I'd started my life.Copy !req
120. - How long do you give him?
- About a week.Copy !req
121. - You're with the sports people?
- Jerry Maguire, SMl.Copy !req
122. Bobbi Fallon, BPI.
I'm producing the Coke commercials.Copy !req
123. Well, good luck with that.Copy !req
124. Hi, my son is allergic
to the blankets. I was wondering...Copy !req
125. That's all we have, okay?Copy !req
126. - I'm sorry if I was rude just now.
- That's okay. We're in it together now.Copy !req
127. Why is it so easy to talk with you?
Tell me about your fiancée.Copy !req
128. - We're not at your pitch yet.
- Tell me how you proposed.Copy !req
129. Honey, are you all right?
Do you want some juice?Copy !req
130. Thank you.
We're hiking up through the pools.Copy !req
131. Got the ring in my pocket.
I'm a little nervous.Copy !req
132. I'm lagging. She says to me...Copy !req
133. get this:
"Hurry up, klutz."Copy !req
134. It bothered me somewhat.
I got quiet. Then she got quiet.Copy !req
135. I decide I'm not gonna propose.
The mood is not right.Copy !req
136. At this point I know she knows
that I was gonna propose.Copy !req
137. She knows I know.Copy !req
138. - So we check back into the hotel.
- How sad.Copy !req
139. Little do I know that my assistant
assumed that I've now proposed.Copy !req
140. She's got a band to play "Here Comes
The Bride" when we walk in.Copy !req
141. - I love it.
- All the football guys are watching.Copy !req
142. There's even an ESPN crew.Copy !req
143. So I turn to her, sort of grandly say:Copy !req
144. "This is me, klutz, asking you...Copy !req
145. goddess of rock climbing,
to marry me."Copy !req
146. I took out the ring. I mean,
I don't much like big scenes...Copy !req
147. but she said yes right there.Copy !req
148. Some of the toughest men
in football wept.Copy !req
149. - We're getting married in February.
- You'll be married forever.Copy !req
150. - What's wrong, Mom?
- First class is what's wrong, honey.Copy !req
151. It used to be a better meal,
now it's a better life.Copy !req
152. Ray?Copy !req
153. Ray?Copy !req
154. Come on, buddy!Copy !req
155. - High five!
- Ray!Copy !req
156. - Oh, God. Ray!
- Excuse me, can I help you?Copy !req
157. Jerry Maguire.Copy !req
158. I work in your office.
I was on a junket.Copy !req
159. I know, Dorothy Boyd in Accounts.Copy !req
160. You have this poster of Einstein's
face on Shaquille O'Neal's body.Copy !req
161. That's pretty good.Copy !req
162. - What did you lose?
- My son, my mind.Copy !req
163. Ray! Ray!Copy !req
164. Listen, Dorothy. Dorothy?Copy !req
165. While I go look for him,
grab this gentleman here.Copy !req
166. You scared me. You scared me!Copy !req
167. - Don't do that again, ever!
- Okay, Mommy.Copy !req
168. Ever, ever, ever! Okay? Ever!Copy !req
169. Dorothy?Copy !req
170. - Take care.
- Thank you so much.Copy !req
171. I loved your memo, by the way.Copy !req
172. - You did?
- Yeah.Copy !req
173. Thanks. Actually, it was
just a mission statement.Copy !req
174. In this age,
optimism is a revolutionary act.Copy !req
175. - You think so?
- Yeah.Copy !req
176. I appreciate that.
I didn't know if I should write it.Copy !req
177. It was 2:00 in the morning.
Some of the stuff I just, you know...Copy !req
178. No. That part about
embracing what is virginal...Copy !req
179. Just a second.Copy !req
180. And force commerce to give
a little back for the greater good.Copy !req
181. God, I was inspired,
and I'm an accountant, you know?Copy !req
182. I mean, to respect yourself
enough to say it out loud.Copy !req
183. To put yourself out there
like that, so nakedly.Copy !req
184. I don't know. It got me.Copy !req
185. Is this bothering you?Copy !req
186. No, this is great.Copy !req
187. - It's great.
- One, two, three!Copy !req
188. Do you need a ride? You okay?Copy !req
189. - What?
- Need a lift?Copy !req
190. Oh, no! Yeah, I'm sure
that would just make your day.Copy !req
191. To drive us out to Manhattan Beach.
Little tiny streets.Copy !req
192. Playing chicken with traffic.
Your life flashing before you.Copy !req
193. - I've obviously had too much coffee.
- No problem.Copy !req
194. Oh, there's my sister, Laurel,
to pick us up.Copy !req
195. Ray...Copy !req
196. Dorothy.Copy !req
197. Pleasure.Copy !req
198. Bye.Copy !req
199. Hey, Ray, hey you.
I'm double-parked, let's go.Copy !req
200. Sorry, honey. Is this everything?Copy !req
201. - Come here.
- Dorothy?Copy !req
202. Man, whoever snagged him
must be some classy babe.Copy !req
203. Don't ever stop fucking me!Copy !req
204. Sooner or later we'll have to stop!Copy !req
205. Never been better! Never better!Copy !req
206. Never better!Copy !req
207. Open your eyes.Copy !req
208. If you want me to be with another
woman for you, I would do it.Copy !req
209. I'm not interested in it.
At a time it felt normal.Copy !req
210. But it was a phase. A college thing.Copy !req
211. Like torn Levi's
or law school for you.Copy !req
212. Want anything from the kitchen?Copy !req
213. You don't have to tell me everything.Copy !req
214. This is what intimacy is.Copy !req
215. We have dinner
with Wade Cooksy tomorrow.Copy !req
216. I know about the party.Copy !req
217. Your buddy worked
his ass off for this.Copy !req
218. All the guys from the office
are coming.Copy !req
219. Calm down, relax, act surprised,
and have an amazing time.Copy !req
220. - Oh, my God. You! You!
- Sorry.Copy !req
221. Jerry!Copy !req
222. Got you!Copy !req
223. - Hey, college buddy. Congratulations.
- Thank you.Copy !req
224. - For you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
225. And this is for you.
Finest cigar my club has to offer.Copy !req
226. This is what it's all about, man.Copy !req
227. Everybody loves you.Copy !req
228. Pisses me off!Copy !req
229. Whether you're country,
redneck or a freak...Copy !req
230. young or old, from Moscow,
London or Memphis...Copy !req
231. Jerry Maguire will still
be the king of rock 'n' roll.Copy !req
232. - Little black book.
- When I think of him, my heart pounds.Copy !req
233. - I know Jerry pretty well.
- Hi, Jerry, remember me?Copy !req
234. We still on for lunch?Copy !req
235. He was no slouch in bed.Copy !req
236. This is the funniest thing.
See you later.Copy !req
237. Good idea that Jerry get married.
He won't be alone.Copy !req
238. - He cannot be alone.
- He can't be alone.Copy !req
239. He's almost phobic.Copy !req
240. Jerry is great at friendship,
he's just bad at intimacy.Copy !req
241. - He can't be alone.
- He can't be alone.Copy !req
242. - He can't say, "I love you."
- He's an agent. He lies.Copy !req
243. - I love you too.
- Hey, love you too.Copy !req
244. - Love you too.
- Love you.Copy !req
245. I love you, man.Copy !req
246. - I love you.
- I love you.Copy !req
247. - Morning, Jenny.
- Sorry I missed the party.Copy !req
248. Good morning, Jerry. Marcee's here.Copy !req
249. She's late for her plane to Phoenix.Copy !req
250. - Marcee.
- You finally made it.Copy !req
251. Rod is very, very upset.Copy !req
252. - Tyson, no!
- Okay, Mommy.Copy !req
253. - Tyson, hello.
- Long time no see!Copy !req
254. - Tyson!
- How can I help?Copy !req
255. Jerry, I'm pregnant,
and I'm incapable of bullshit.Copy !req
256. Where is our offer?Copy !req
257. - Cronin's for lunch?
- This is Bob Sugar.Copy !req
258. - Knock.
- Pleasure.Copy !req
259. - You've called our house.
- Sorry to interrupt.Copy !req
260. I don't know what you do,
but my husband has an image.Copy !req
261. Putting him in a waterbed commercial?
You're making him common.Copy !req
262. He deserves the big four:
Shoe, car, clothing, soft drink.Copy !req
263. I know about the four
endorsement jewels.Copy !req
264. - Wow.
- He and I majored in marketing.Copy !req
265. We came to play!Copy !req
266. The dirty man is back!Copy !req
267. - Hey.
- Hey, buddy.Copy !req
268. You okay?Copy !req
269. - Fine. What's up?
- Came here to let you go.Copy !req
270. - Pardon me?
- Came here to fire you, Jerry.Copy !req
271. It's real.
You should say something.Copy !req
272. Shit.Copy !req
273. A crowded restaurant
so there won't be a scene.Copy !req
274. - You ungrateful...
- You need to see yourself.Copy !req
275. You said fewer clients,
you put it on paper.Copy !req
276. You know what I went through?
Fire my mentor?Copy !req
277. Carrying that for a week?
Could you get past yourself?Copy !req
278. - You'll lose.
- You want smaller.Copy !req
279. Now I want all my clients
and yours too.Copy !req
280. Whatever.Copy !req
281. Wendy, bring me my numbers.Copy !req
282. - Cush.
- Cush, it's Sugar.Copy !req
283. Look, you're the most important guy
in sports. How does that feel?Copy !req
284. I just wanna play football.
Dad, one of the agents.Copy !req
285. Wendy, Cushman's line is busy!
Call till you get through.Copy !req
286. And bring me my numbers!Copy !req
287. J.J., what's up?
Have you talked to Maguire?Copy !req
288. He had a meltdown.
I've talked to Doritos about you.Copy !req
289. They're interested. Talk to Rick.Copy !req
290. Martinez...Copy !req
291. Carlo, right now you
pay 25 percent to SMl.Copy !req
292. I'd cut my commission by 7 percent.Copy !req
293. I don't know if it was drugs,
but the guy freaked.Copy !req
294. Do you want him representing you?
How's your mom?Copy !req
295. I'm gonna make this easy for you.Copy !req
296. Just what does your heart tell you?Copy !req
297. Sorry to hear that.Copy !req
298. - Hey, what's going on?
- They've fired Jerry Maguire.Copy !req
299. SMI, this is Cleo. Hey!Copy !req
300. You're making a mistake.Copy !req
301. I'm concerned about your family
and your future.Copy !req
302. I have a long relationship with SMl.Copy !req
303. Does he know what it's like
to be black?Copy !req
304. Bob Sugar? He's...Copy !req
305. He's entertaining, funny.Copy !req
306. I don't know what it's like
to be black? I'm Mr. Black People!Copy !req
307. Don't make it harder than it is.Copy !req
308. I've got to be honest,
this is very distressing for me.Copy !req
309. Remember that stripper's name?
I do, it was April.Copy !req
310. That's my job. It's not about
the money, I do it all for you.Copy !req
311. - Still holding for Katarina.
- I'm talking about money.Copy !req
312. It's been a great day.Copy !req
313. Are you in or out? It's show business.Copy !req
314. You are in.Copy !req
315. - That's good.
- I wanna cry for what they did to you.Copy !req
316. If it wasn't for the Acura deal,
you know I'd go with you.Copy !req
317. Oh, Jerry. Oh, God!Copy !req
318. Call waiting.
Who could be calling me now?Copy !req
319. - Hi, Kathy Sanders.
- Still me.Copy !req
320. Kathy, why are you crying?
Oh. So you're in?Copy !req
321. Rod, Jerry Maguire.
How are you doing?Copy !req
322. Jerry Maguire! How am I doing?Copy !req
323. I'll tell you.
I'm sweating my contract.Copy !req
324. Bob Sugar says
I'm missing out by being with you.Copy !req
325. - That's how I'm doing.
- That's why I'm calling.Copy !req
326. No, I hear that.
But do you truly hear what I'm saying?Copy !req
327. - I heard you say it, Daddy.
- The best thing is getting together.Copy !req
328. - Would you mind holding?
- Didn't you say more attention?Copy !req
329. - Didn't you tell my wife that?
- I said more personal attention.Copy !req
330. Good! we're just getting started
on the things you need to know.Copy !req
331. I will kill for you.
I will maim for you.Copy !req
332. I am a valuable commodity!Copy !req
333. I see a dude out to kill me,
I tell myself, "Catch the ball."Copy !req
334. Touchdown! I make miracles happen.Copy !req
335. Are you in or out?Copy !req
336. I'm from Arizona.
I broke Arizona records.Copy !req
337. I went to Arizona State!
I'm a Sun Devil!Copy !req
338. - And now you want Arizona dollars.
- Exactly.Copy !req
339. Jerry, I'm sitting here
with an ant problem. I got ants.Copy !req
340. My brother's room is flooded.Copy !req
341. - Rod.
- We got a flood in his room.Copy !req
342. Say hello to Maguire.Copy !req
343. - Hello, brother Maguire.
- Hello, Tee Pee.Copy !req
344. My house is falling apart!
Nobody's looking out for Rod Tidwell.Copy !req
345. And I'm supposed to be a superstar.Copy !req
346. I need a decision. In or out?Copy !req
347. You're gonna be so happy
you stayed with Bob Sugar!Copy !req
348. I am a role model.
I have a family to support! Hear me?Copy !req
349. I want my contract in Arizona!Copy !req
350. But I like you. Yes, I like you.Copy !req
351. My wife likes you.
You're good to my wife.Copy !req
352. - I will stay with you.
- That's great.Copy !req
353. - Are you listening?
- Yes.Copy !req
354. That's what I'm gonna do for you.
God bless.Copy !req
355. This is what you'll do for me...
Are you listening?Copy !req
356. What can I do for you?
Just tell me, what can I do?Copy !req
357. It's a very personal,
very important thing.Copy !req
358. It's a family motto.Copy !req
359. - You ready?
- Ready.Copy !req
360. Making sure you are, brother.Copy !req
361. Here it is:Copy !req
362. Show me the money.Copy !req
363. Show...Copy !req
364. me the...Copy !req
365. money!Copy !req
366. Doesn't that make you feel good?Copy !req
367. - Say it with me, Jerry.
- Show you the money.Copy !req
368. You can do better than that! Say it!Copy !req
369. - Bob Sugar's on the other line.
- Show you the money.Copy !req
370. - No, not you, show me the money.
- Show me the money.Copy !req
371. - Louder!
- Show me the money.Copy !req
372. - You got to yell!
- Show me the money!Copy !req
373. - I need to feel you.
- Show me the money!Copy !req
374. Show me the money!Copy !req
375. - You love this black man.
- I love the black man!Copy !req
376. - Show me the money!
- I love black people!Copy !req
377. I love black people!Copy !req
378. - Who's your motherfucker?
- You're my motherfucker!Copy !req
379. - What you gonna do, Jerry?
- Show me the money!Copy !req
380. Congratulations,
you're still my agent.Copy !req
381. Well, don't worry.Copy !req
382. I won't do what you think I will...Copy !req
383. which is just flip out!Copy !req
384. Let me just say...Copy !req
385. as I ease out
of the office I helped build.Copy !req
386. I'm sorry, but it's a fact...Copy !req
387. that there's such a thing
as manners.Copy !req
388. A way of treating people.Copy !req
389. These fish have manners.Copy !req
390. In fact, I'm starting a new company...Copy !req
391. and the fish will come with me.Copy !req
392. Call me sentimental...Copy !req
393. but the fish are coming with me.Copy !req
394. Okay.Copy !req
395. If anybody else
wants to come with me...Copy !req
396. this will be a moment
of something...Copy !req
397. real and fun and inspiring...Copy !req
398. in this godforsaken business...Copy !req
399. and we will do it together.Copy !req
400. Who's coming with me?Copy !req
401. Who's coming with me?Copy !req
402. Who's coming with me
besides Flipper here?Copy !req
403. This is embarrassing.Copy !req
404. All right.Copy !req
405. Wendy.Copy !req
406. - Shall we?
- Oh, Jerry...Copy !req
407. I'm three months away
from the pay increase.Copy !req
408. Okay.Copy !req
409. I will go with you.Copy !req
410. Dorothy Boyd, thank you.Copy !req
411. Right now?Copy !req
412. Don't do it.Copy !req
413. Bye.Copy !req
414. We'll see you all again.
Sleep tight.Copy !req
415. Let's see how they do without us.Copy !req
416. Thank you.Copy !req
417. You will have
a medical program, right?Copy !req
418. Sure, yes, medical.Copy !req
419. I don't know.Copy !req
420. When you think about
what you did, don't panic.Copy !req
421. We're gonna be great.Copy !req
422. We're gonna be great!Copy !req
423. I wonder what he said.Copy !req
424. My favorite aunt is hearing-impaired.Copy !req
425. He just said, "You complete me."Copy !req
426. That's a good point.
We come to support each other...Copy !req
427. but we don't listen to one another.Copy !req
428. Women are taught not to
see each other as good people.Copy !req
429. We see each other as enemies.
We compete over men, jobs...Copy !req
430. - It's true, we compete.
- I used to really hate women.Copy !req
431. And then I met you guys,
and you're like me.Copy !req
432. It's important because
I know you can be my friends.Copy !req
433. - What about medical?
- Of course.Copy !req
434. A single mother can't be frivolous.Copy !req
435. If you read what he wrote, you'd have
left too. And there are other jobs.Copy !req
436. - Do you know the cost of child exams?
- Yes, $150.Copy !req
437. And that's when he's well.Copy !req
438. - Where is Ray?
- Asleep in the living room.Copy !req
439. Next time you lecture me...Copy !req
440. don't leave my boy alone
with that divorced women's group.Copy !req
441. So I finally, finally
got in touch with my anger.Copy !req
442. What did I do?Copy !req
443. Function, function.
Forward motion is everything.Copy !req
444. Cush saves all.Copy !req
445. You go to Texas. Keep one superstar,
and they'll all follow.Copy !req
446. There's no loyalty.Copy !req
447. The first person
who told me that was you.Copy !req
448. - I was trying to sleep with you.
- Well, it worked.Copy !req
449. And I will not let you fail.
You are Jerry Ma-fucking-guire!Copy !req
450. - That's right.
- King of the house calls!Copy !req
451. - Master of the living room.
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
452. - Okay, this is working.
- You are not a loser.Copy !req
453. - Who said anything about "loser"?
- Mistake. Wrong word! Let's leave.Copy !req
454. I'm in the back den, Jerry.Copy !req
455. - Would you like a bloody beer?
- I'm fine.Copy !req
456. Beer and tomato juice.Copy !req
457. I'm fine.Copy !req
458. We've spent a lot
of time together, Matt.Copy !req
459. You know I care about you
and your son.Copy !req
460. You know I'm a straight shooter.
If you stay with SMl...Copy !req
461. We decided to stay with you.Copy !req
462. I'm not really a hugger.Copy !req
463. I can't let go.Copy !req
464. I told myself, "If he shows up,
we stick with him."Copy !req
465. - Hey, Jerry. How's it going?
- Hey, Cush.Copy !req
466. How are you?Copy !req
467. - You remember Keith?
- Yeah.Copy !req
468. I want him to go number one
in the draft, and I want him to play.Copy !req
469. It'll either be Denver or San Diego.
He'll go first.Copy !req
470. I'll either surf or ski.Copy !req
471. - Denver's where he should be.
- I'll give it everything.Copy !req
472. You know I don't do contracts,
but what you do have is my word.Copy !req
473. And it's stronger than oak.Copy !req
474. - Hello.
- Dorothy? Jerry Maguire.Copy !req
475. - Is Avery there?
- She had an NFL meeting in Atlanta.Copy !req
476. - Jerry.
- Hello? Hello?Copy !req
477. Sorry, that was my son and the nanny.Copy !req
478. - They're in our office?
- Nanny? I prefer child technician.Copy !req
479. I had the calls transferred
to my house so I could work here.Copy !req
480. That's fine. Dorothy, we are back.Copy !req
481. We are so very, very back.Copy !req
482. I re-signed Cush. We're set.Copy !req
483. - I am so happy for you.
- Happy for us.Copy !req
484. Happy for us. Okay, happy for us.Copy !req
485. Rod, being at the draft is good.Copy !req
486. No, Rod, just get on the plane
and meet us at the gate.Copy !req
487. - Good. See you there.
- God bless.Copy !req
488. Avery will meet you
at the B-gate at 4:15.Copy !req
489. Do you know the human head
weighs eight pounds?Copy !req
490. Did you know Troy Aikman, in six
years, has passed for 16,303 yards?Copy !req
491. - Bees and dogs can smell fear.
- I booked Tidwell at the Marriott.Copy !req
492. - Does he smoke?
- I don't know.Copy !req
493. Did you know Pete Rose has 4256 hits
and he's not in the Hall of Fame?Copy !req
494. Do you know that my neighbor
has three rabbits?Copy !req
495. I can't compete with that.Copy !req
496. - So did we go over everything? Yes?
- Yep.Copy !req
497. - Back on Tuesday, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
498. Ray, have fun at school. Wish me luck.Copy !req
499. Luck!Copy !req
500. - Hey, Rod.
- Hey, Jerry...Copy !req
501. Cush, how are you, man?Copy !req
502. Jerry, we should be selling these.Copy !req
503. This is my agent,
you might want his autograph.Copy !req
504. My hand's getting tired.Copy !req
505. - Excuse me.
- What's happening?Copy !req
506. Are you Hootie?Copy !req
507. No, I am not Hootie.Copy !req
508. What is it gonna be,
San Diego or Denver?Copy !req
509. I'll surf or ski.Copy !req
510. He'll either surf or ski.Copy !req
511. Rod, at last I find you.Copy !req
512. Why am I here? It's like I'm
five years late for the prom.Copy !req
513. - Nobody gives a damn about me.
- Let's walk through this lobby.Copy !req
514. I want all the media and player reps
to see you for what you are:Copy !req
515. The best-kept secret in the NFL.Copy !req
516. The most commanding wide receiver.
You're fast, fierce, charismatic.Copy !req
517. You're the man.
You are the man! Ready?Copy !req
518. Let's go.Copy !req
519. Let's walk.Copy !req
520. The fiercest. You are the man.Copy !req
521. - Let's do it.
- Hi, Mel. Hi, Tom.Copy !req
522. Where's Cush?Copy !req
523. Good thing you held onto Cushman.
San Diego or Denver?Copy !req
524. I want you to meet Rod Tidwell,
1 1 0 catches, 1550 yards last year.Copy !req
525. Now I wanna talk about Rod Tidwell.
A fierce receiver.Copy !req
526. I came all that way
just to walk the lobby.Copy !req
527. It might have even worked.Copy !req
528. Yeah? Let's do that shit again.Copy !req
529. Shooting a Reebok ad down there.
Where are my endorsements?Copy !req
530. I didn't get no love from Chevy,
no love from Pepsi.Copy !req
531. I didn't get no love from
that Energizer Bunny or Nike.Copy !req
532. Obviously, I didn't get
love from Reebok.Copy !req
533. - Did I tell you my Reebok story?
- I gotta get back to Cush.Copy !req
534. Oh, your golden paycheck.
But wait, I'll boil it down for you.Copy !req
535. Fuck Reebok!Copy !req
536. All they do is ignore me.
Always have.Copy !req
537. Always have.Copy !req
538. You know what was great down there?
You unloaded that large chip...Copy !req
539. on your shoulder.Copy !req
540. And you let people in.Copy !req
541. You were brilliant.Copy !req
542. - Brilliant?
- Brilliant.Copy !req
543. - Really?
- Take care, I'll see you tomorrow.Copy !req
544. - You love me now?
- I'm about showing you the money!Copy !req
545. I was just testing you,
but to hear you say that...Copy !req
546. makes me love you, baby.
You know?Copy !req
547. Jerry, come back!Copy !req
548. - How was your flight?
- Good.Copy !req
549. - What size are you?
- 12 and a half.Copy !req
550. Grab a couple pairs
of them new shoes by the door.Copy !req
551. Cush, Matt, we have
a decision to make.Copy !req
552. San Diego just came in with
a last-minute scenario. It's big.Copy !req
553. He's got to go number one.Copy !req
554. San Diego wants to trade up
with Denver. They want him bad.Copy !req
555. - What about Denver?
- This stuff happens before a draft.Copy !req
556. San Diego, Matt...Copy !req
557. they're offering seven years
for 30. Signing bonus of 8.Copy !req
558. - Should I unplug the phone?
- Reporters keep calling.Copy !req
559. You just be friendly
and say, "No comment."Copy !req
560. I'm no good at talking
and saying nothing.Copy !req
561. Well, let me...Copy !req
562. For you, it's a pleasure.
This is Cush.Copy !req
563. It's Sugar. Ls Maguire there?
Sniff if he is.Copy !req
564. Remember, you're in
with the big boys now.Copy !req
565. Let your dad talk,
and know that I got you the deal.Copy !req
566. This is business, not friendship.
Be strong...Copy !req
567. because you're global now.Copy !req
568. Okay, buddy? See you later.Copy !req
569. No comment.Copy !req
570. - He's got it wrong.
- You're on TV again.Copy !req
571. I'm sick of me, already.Copy !req
572. Before I go back to Denver,
we should put something on paper.Copy !req
573. Something that says you're with me.Copy !req
574. Not right now, Jerry.Copy !req
575. Do I know everything
there is to know here, Matt?Copy !req
576. You're not talking
with Bob Sugar, are you?Copy !req
577. Apparently, Denver would only
deal with him.Copy !req
578. Said who? Sugar?Copy !req
579. I'm learning as I go.Copy !req
580. So you empowered him
to deal with Denver behind my back?Copy !req
581. I'm sorry...Copy !req
582. - I love my son.
- I love your son!Copy !req
583. I brought Denver to 20 million.
They always deal with me.Copy !req
584. You listened to Sugar.
Bob Sugar, Matt, is a child.Copy !req
585. You let that snake in the door?Copy !req
586. Listen, rookie mistake.
I'll fix this Denver thing for you.Copy !req
587. You didn't sign anything
with Sugar, right?Copy !req
588. Matt? Tell me you didn't sign.Copy !req
589. Because I'm still sort of
moved by your...Copy !req
590. "my word is stronger
than oak" thing.Copy !req
591. We signed an hour ago.Copy !req
592. You were in the lobby
with the black fella.Copy !req
593. Sorry, Jerry.
I just want to play football.Copy !req
594. - What do I do? How do I spin it?
- Honey, it's spun.Copy !req
595. What did I do to you?Copy !req
596. It's all about you, isn't it?Copy !req
597. "Soothe me, save me, love me."
I have to finish my job.Copy !req
598. Everything's on the run.Copy !req
599. You and I are sales people.
We sell.Copy !req
600. It's not "Love me"
or "Trust my handshake"...Copy !req
601. it's "Make the sale!
Get it signed."Copy !req
602. Jump right into my nightmare.Copy !req
603. So now I can't be honest?Copy !req
604. - I'd prefer loyalty.
- What'd we say when we got together?Copy !req
605. Brutal truth. Remember?Copy !req
606. I think you added the "brutal."Copy !req
607. There's a sensitivity thing that some
people have. I don't have it.Copy !req
608. I don't cry at movies,
or gush over babies...Copy !req
609. I don't do Christmas early...Copy !req
610. and I don't tell a man who
screwed up our lives:Copy !req
611. "Oh, poor baby."
That's me, for better or worse.Copy !req
612. But I do love you.Copy !req
613. - Avery, it's over.
- I didn't hear it.Copy !req
614. - Something is missing.
- You've never been alone.Copy !req
615. - Listen.
- You can't be alone.Copy !req
616. It's over.Copy !req
617. No one has ever dumped me.Copy !req
618. I'm not trying to make history.Copy !req
619. I climbed to the top of El Capitan...Copy !req
620. in 18 hours and 23 minutes.
I can make this work.Copy !req
621. No.Copy !req
622. Oh, Jerry.Copy !req
623. I didn't ever want to hurt you.Copy !req
624. I won't let you hurt me, Jerry.
I'm too strong for you. Loser!Copy !req
625. Roll with the punches.
Tomorrow's another day.Copy !req
626. Taxi!Copy !req
627. You're loving me now, aren't you?Copy !req
628. Very much. Taxi!Copy !req
629. Is it my imagination?
Didn't we arrive in a limo?Copy !req
630. The question is... I hope I don't
sound like a shrink here, but...Copy !req
631. - what's wrong?
- Man, I'm just a big disappointment.Copy !req
632. Jerry, everybody cries on this show.Copy !req
633. If you tested positive,
quit doing blow.Copy !req
634. Upset about your baby?
Why'd you leave her mother?Copy !req
635. I knew her, she's okay.Copy !req
636. The media don't understand
the pressures $54 million comes with.Copy !req
637. - This is some bullshit.
- What are you doing with me, Rod?Copy !req
638. - What?
- Don't you even see? I'm finished.Copy !req
639. I am fucked!Copy !req
640. Twenty-four hours ago I was hot!Copy !req
641. Now...Copy !req
642. I'm a cautionary tale.Copy !req
643. I don't need this jacket,
because I'm cloaked in failure!Copy !req
644. I lost him the night before the draft.Copy !req
645. Why? Let's recap.Copy !req
646. Because a hockey player's kid
made me feel superficial.Copy !req
647. I ate some bad pizza, went to bed
and grew a conscience!Copy !req
648. Well, boo-fucking-hoo!Copy !req
649. I got a shelf life of 10 years.Copy !req
650. My next contract has to bring
the dollars that'll last a long time.Copy !req
651. I'm done in five years.Copy !req
652. What's my family gonna live on?Copy !req
653. Huh? What you get me.Copy !req
654. So I won't hear your shit.Copy !req
655. "Oh, I lost Cush and Avery..."Copy !req
656. Could I have another drink, please?Copy !req
657. Anybody else would have
left you by now...Copy !req
658. but I'm sticking with you.
I said I would.Copy !req
659. If I gotta ride your ass,
you gonna show me the money.Copy !req
660. You gonna show me the money.Copy !req
661. We together on this. You know
what I'm saying? We gonna be one.Copy !req
662. The both of us! You know?Copy !req
663. Oh, my God.Copy !req
664. You have no messages.Copy !req
665. He's coming. He just lost his
best client. I invited the guy over.Copy !req
666. This is not a guy. It's a syndrome.
"Early midlife, hanging by a thread...Copy !req
667. I can't be alone, I'll call
my long-suffering assistant" syndrome.Copy !req
668. - But if that's what you want...
- Honey, he's engaged.Copy !req
669. And for the first time,
I'm part of something I believe in.Copy !req
670. Okay. But he better not
be good-looking!Copy !req
671. I'm Jerry Maguire.Copy !req
672. Hello. You're just the way
I pictured you.Copy !req
673. - I'm her disapproving sister, Laurel.
- Honesty.Copy !req
674. Thank you.Copy !req
675. Thank you. Dorothy!Copy !req
676. Dorothy, your boss is here.Copy !req
677. Hello.Copy !req
678. Hey, you.Copy !req
679. - Thanks for inviting me over.
- Sure.Copy !req
680. Where's the little guy?Copy !req
681. - He's sleeping.
- Sleeping.Copy !req
682. I'm so glad you're home.
That alone thing is not my specialty.Copy !req
683. Oh, my God!Copy !req
684. Well, I broke up with Avery.Copy !req
685. - Gosh, you know, that's too bad.
- No, it's better...Copy !req
686. because we'll still be friends.
It's better now than later.Copy !req
687. - I'm dying here, aren't l?
- It's a really bad cut.Copy !req
688. Just think if I got her
the ring she really wanted.Copy !req
689. Why don't you have a seat?Copy !req
690. I'll get some aloe vera for the cut.Copy !req
691. - Do you have something to drink?
- Sure.Copy !req
692. I heard.Copy !req
693. No kidding. I saw the shadow
of curious shoes under the door.Copy !req
694. He'd go home with a gardening tool
if it showed interest.Copy !req
695. Use the frosted glasses.Copy !req
696. - Thanks.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
697. - I warmed up some chicken.
- That's the girl I love!Copy !req
698. I'll only say this: You've always
been responsible with Ray.Copy !req
699. He shouldn't hear
a strange man's voice here.Copy !req
700. - Some drunken stranger.
- As opposed to 10 angry women?Copy !req
701. Lean forward. Okay, I've got it.Copy !req
702. It's still edible. Change your shirt.Copy !req
703. Hi, Jerry.Copy !req
704. Hi, Ray. Aren't you
supposed to be in bed?Copy !req
705. Yeah.Copy !req
706. Don't worry, I won't tell.Copy !req
707. The human head weighs eight pounds.Copy !req
708. - Jerry Maguire.
- I think it's this one.Copy !req
709. You should dream about me.
I should be on your mind constantly.Copy !req
710. That's when the dollars will flow.
The kwan will appear.Copy !req
711. - Who is this?
- Who is this? This is the Rod Tidwell.Copy !req
712. I need to speak with my agent.Copy !req
713. - We should be one.
- You a football player?Copy !req
714. A football player? I'm a teacher
about to whomp your ass!Copy !req
715. Put Jerry on the phone!Copy !req
716. You just can't fall
for some drowning man.Copy !req
717. - Be practical.
- Practical?Copy !req
718. Turtleneck, sensible.
V-neck, sexy. Turtleneck.Copy !req
719. Don't say that. What are other women
my age doing right now?Copy !req
720. They're out partying,
trying to get a man.Copy !req
721. Trying to keep a man.
Not me, I'm trying to raise a man.Copy !req
722. This one. I've got a 24-hour-a-day
reminder of Roger for my whole life.Copy !req
723. - I've had three lovers in four years.
- That's not bad.Copy !req
724. All of them ran a distant second
to a good book and a warm bath.Copy !req
725. Look at me. I'm the oldest
26-year-old in the world.Copy !req
726. - Now, how do I look?
- Good.Copy !req
727. Yeah? Thanks.Copy !req
728. 72% of new buyers are
African-American. That's what I am.Copy !req
729. - You talk too much.
- Talking is primitive communication.Copy !req
730. - It was fun talking to you. Bye.
- Jerry...!Copy !req
731. - I'll make a ham sandwich.
- I wanna say one thing.Copy !req
732. - You do listen to me.
- Well, I love you. Mayo?Copy !req
733. Repression, as a religion.Copy !req
734. When my daddy retired from
the United Way after 38 years...Copy !req
735. he said, "l wish they'd given me
a more comfortable chair."Copy !req
736. And then my dad died.Copy !req
737. My mom took me to the zoo,
and I loved the zoo. And...Copy !req
738. Wait.Copy !req
739. - I want to tell you more about my dad.
- No, let's go to the zoo.Copy !req
740. You're right.Copy !req
741. It's just my whole life,
I've been trying to talk.Copy !req
742. I mean, really talk.Copy !req
743. But no one wants to listen.
You know that feeling?Copy !req
744. - They just look at you...
- Let's go to the zoo, right now.Copy !req
745. The zoo, you know...
The fucking zoo's closed.Copy !req
746. You said "fuck."Copy !req
747. Yeah, I did.Copy !req
748. - Is that...?
- I won't tell.Copy !req
749. Well, then I'm gonna
have to take you to the zoo.Copy !req
750. - I gotta go to bed, my mom's coming.
- Oh, wait...Copy !req
751. I hear my mom. I gotta go to bed.Copy !req
752. - Thanks for listening.
- Sure.Copy !req
753. Okay. Drinks, food,
and I called you a cab.Copy !req
754. - Good idea.
- Quiet, I have a little boy asleep.Copy !req
755. Right.Copy !req
756. Our company.Copy !req
757. Look. A little...
A little speech before I go.Copy !req
758. Do not worry about your future.Copy !req
759. You and your son,
we, are just fine.Copy !req
760. You still have a job.Copy !req
761. But let me tell you something
about Jerry Maguire, okay?Copy !req
762. You come after me, and you will lose.Copy !req
763. No, because I am a survivor.
I'm a survivor!Copy !req
764. Dorothy Boyd, you are
with the Lord of the Living Room.Copy !req
765. The King of the Kingdom!Copy !req
766. And I am...Copy !req
767. drunk.Copy !req
768. We meet again.Copy !req
769. Here.Copy !req
770. Truth?Copy !req
771. - Sure.
- I care about the job, of course.Copy !req
772. But mostly,
I just want to be inspired.Copy !req
773. - Me too.
- What you wrote inspired me.Copy !req
774. I'm working with you
because of that memo.Copy !req
775. I loved that memo.Copy !req
776. It's a mission statement.Copy !req
777. Well...Copy !req
778. Sorry about the hand.Copy !req
779. You know that feeling?Copy !req
780. You're not completely
embarrassed yet...Copy !req
781. but you glimpse
tomorrow's embarrassment?Copy !req
782. Don't worry about it, boss.Copy !req
783. Oh, shit. You said "boss."Copy !req
784. - Yeah, I did.
- Now I feel like Clarence Thomas.Copy !req
785. - No, don't feel like Clarence Thomas.
- I do. I feel like him.Copy !req
786. - I'm, like, harassing you right now.
- Well, I may not sue.Copy !req
787. - Good evening.
- Good evening.Copy !req
788. Look, don't worry, okay?
I mean, don't...Copy !req
789. We'll be okay because
I am gonna take my one client...Copy !req
790. and we are gonna go all the way.Copy !req
791. Because, hey...
I'm back.Copy !req
792. Don't worry.Copy !req
793. - Way to go, Rod. Good catch.
- You can't...Copy !req
794. All right, good job.Copy !req
795. - Gotta talk about his contract, Dennis.
- Meet me at The Crocodile, 8:00.Copy !req
796. You bet.Copy !req
797. Thank you.Copy !req
798. Tell me you got lost.
I thought I was your friend.Copy !req
799. - Something came up.
- Okay. $10 million for four years.Copy !req
800. - You're dreaming.
- Ten for four. It's a deal.Copy !req
801. - He's got an attitude problem.
- He listens to me. I can help you.Copy !req
802. - He's a shrimp.
- He broke all the records last year.Copy !req
803. I want a prototypical
wide receiver who's 6'3", 220.Copy !req
804. Not some guy who's 5'10" and bitches.Copy !req
805. Dennis, I'm asking you...Copy !req
806. for a favor.Copy !req
807. I introduced you to your wife.
We've spent Christmases together.Copy !req
808. - Holiday cheer.
- Jerry, you're reaching.Copy !req
809. I'm asking for a favor.
Don't do this to me. We have history.Copy !req
810. We got history, all right.
You drove the prices up for years.Copy !req
811. - It's your turn at the end of the line.
- Dennis, don't...Copy !req
812. I talked with Dennis Wilburn
about your renegotiation.Copy !req
813. Talking?Copy !req
814. Jerry Rice, Andre Reed, Chris Carter.
I smoked all these fools!Copy !req
815. Yet they're making the big dollars.Copy !req
816. They are making the kwan.
And you're talking.Copy !req
817. - Kwan? That's your word?
- Hell yeah, that's my word.Copy !req
818. Some dudes might have coin,
but they'll never have kwan.Copy !req
819. What is...?Copy !req
820. It means love, respect, community
and dollars. The entire package.Copy !req
821. The kwan.Copy !req
822. Great word.Copy !req
823. - Towel?
- No, I air-dry.Copy !req
824. Listen, Rod. I say this
with great respect for you.Copy !req
825. But those players you mentioned
are marquee players.Copy !req
826. - And this deal where, you know, we...
- Marquee?Copy !req
827. This is a renegotiation.
We want more from them.Copy !req
828. Show them your pure joy of the game.Copy !req
829. Bury the attitude a bit,
and show them...Copy !req
830. Wait.Copy !req
831. - You're telling me to dance.
- No. I'm saying...Copy !req
832. to get back to the guy
who first started playing.Copy !req
833. Way back when you were a kid, it
wasn't just about the money, was it?Copy !req
834. Was it?Copy !req
835. Do your job.
Don't you tell me to dance!Copy !req
836. - Fine.
- Hey. Hey!Copy !req
837. I am an athlete.Copy !req
838. - I am not an entertainer!
- Fine!Copy !req
839. I do not dance, and I do not start
pre-season without a contract!Copy !req
840. - Fine, fine, fine!
- Jerry, talk to me.Copy !req
841. Breathe! Breathe, Jerry.Copy !req
842. I am out here for you.Copy !req
843. You don't know
what it's like to be me.Copy !req
844. It is an up-at-dawn,
pride-swallowing siege...Copy !req
845. that I will never fully
tell you about, okay?Copy !req
846. God. Help me!Copy !req
847. Help me, Rod. Help me help you.Copy !req
848. Help me help you.Copy !req
849. I'm sorry.Copy !req
850. You are hanging on
by a very thin thread.Copy !req
851. And I dig that about you!Copy !req
852. No contract? I'll help me,
I'll help you, help everybody!Copy !req
853. - That's my man.
- Hey, I'm happy to entertain you.Copy !req
854. Help me! Help me!Copy !req
855. - See you in Los Angeles.
- Jerry. Come on, man.Copy !req
856. See, that's the difference between us.Copy !req
857. You think we're fighting.
I think we're talking.Copy !req
858. Unless you love everybody,
you can't sell anybody.Copy !req
859. Dennis Wilburn is faxing his offer
for Tidwell on Thursday morning.Copy !req
860. - He said you'd be happy... Glad.
- He say happy or glad?Copy !req
861. Glad. He said glad. Glad.Copy !req
862. - Glad is good.
- We could sure use that commission.Copy !req
863. Here. I did a rundown
on where you stand financially.Copy !req
864. - My condo was devalued.
- You don't have to explain.Copy !req
865. The other night, I wanna apologize.Copy !req
866. What happened there?Copy !req
867. We're coworkers.
We can't have atmosphere.Copy !req
868. I'm very relieved you said that.Copy !req
869. You know, the other night,
I was lonely.Copy !req
870. I felt you understood something.Copy !req
871. We've got a company to think about.Copy !req
872. I'll never take advantage
of you again.Copy !req
873. - Good.
- You walked out on a job for me.Copy !req
874. Can this be right?Copy !req
875. Exactly.Copy !req
876. I know you need to be alone
with your thoughts.Copy !req
877. Think about what's wrong
and how to fix it.Copy !req
878. And, you know, just be alone.Copy !req
879. Alone.Copy !req
880. - You wanna go out to dinner?
- I know a great place.Copy !req
881. I broke up with that loser,
and then he started stalking me.Copy !req
882. - What do you mean by stalking?
- Coming over uninvited.Copy !req
883. "Coming over uninvited"? So Romeo
on your balcony is a stalker?Copy !req
884. Excuse me. Ladies?Copy !req
885. Good evening,
I'm looking for Dorothy Boyd.Copy !req
886. - She's in the kitchen.
- Laurel. Hello.Copy !req
887. - Where are you taking her tonight?
- You're the nanny?Copy !req
888. - Au pair.
- Au pair? I see.Copy !req
889. He likes you.Copy !req
890. My goodness.
I've got some gifts for you.Copy !req
891. Do you like presents?
Good, all right.Copy !req
892. Arizona Cardinals.
It's the team Rod plays for.Copy !req
893. - Dropping your laundry off?
- Want a Steelers hat?Copy !req
894. - For me?
- I got some things.Copy !req
895. - I've got it in gray too.
- Thanks.Copy !req
896. You're very welcome.
Look what I've got here.Copy !req
897. An energy bar.
It'll keep you up all night.Copy !req
898. That's not a good idea.
Aunt Laurel will eat that.Copy !req
899. It looks like you've got a fan.Copy !req
900. That's more than a dress,
that's an Audrey Hepburn movie.Copy !req
901. I got revved up at the thought
of an evening among adults.Copy !req
902. - No offense, buddy.
- Jerry, you meet Chad?Copy !req
903. Am I dressed okay? I didn't realize...Copy !req
904. Don't let him stay up too late.Copy !req
905. Tonight, I'm gonna teach
Ray about jazz.Copy !req
906. That'll put him to sleep early.Copy !req
907. I want to go too.Copy !req
908. No, sweetheart, you stay here
with Chad and be good. Kiss me.Copy !req
909. Let's go.Copy !req
910. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
911. Give me a hug.Copy !req
912. - I'll meet you at the car.
- Okay.Copy !req
913. You forgot your keys.Copy !req
914. I've never seen him kiss a man
just like a dad!Copy !req
915. Wasn't that thrilling?
He must have been needing that.Copy !req
916. Don't cry at the start of a date.
Cry at the end, like I do.Copy !req
917. Don't be a shoulder
for him to cry on either.Copy !req
918. - Keys.
- Oh, keys.Copy !req
919. Oh, dear.Copy !req
920. Ever since you've met me, I've been...Copy !req
921. It was laziness, my breakup
with Avery. You know that saying?Copy !req
922. "It's nobody's fault." It's a lie.
Somebody is always to blame.Copy !req
923. You go for it like you do a job.
You work at it.Copy !req
924. But maybe love shouldn't be
such hard work.Copy !req
925. Yeah, maybe so.Copy !req
926. But it's not every day
you say goodbye to a woman like that.Copy !req
927. - A song for the lovers?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
928. - No, no, we work together.
- This is like an office meeting.Copy !req
929. But I know what you mean.Copy !req
930. It wasn't like my marriage to Roger
was any good, even before...Copy !req
931. Before...?Copy !req
932. - Jerry?
- What?Copy !req
933. Let's not tell our sad stories.Copy !req
934. I'll be back in just a second, okay?Copy !req
935. They sting. Let Chad
catch the bee in the glass.Copy !req
936. He won't hurt him. You've got such
a good heart, buddy. I love you.Copy !req
937. Well, this would be good night.Copy !req
938. Good night.Copy !req
939. I'll see you tomorrow.
It's a big day.Copy !req
940. Good night.Copy !req
941. Oops.Copy !req
942. - Let me fix this.
- Good idea.Copy !req
943. I think you should not come in.Copy !req
944. Or come in.Copy !req
945. - Depending on how you feel.
- The same to you.Copy !req
946. I have to go in.Copy !req
947. I live here.Copy !req
948. Right.Copy !req
949. I'll come in.Copy !req
950. Good.Copy !req
951. Are you sure we want to do this?Copy !req
952. Oh, hell, yes.Copy !req
953. - Did he have a good night?
- Yeah, he's asleep.Copy !req
954. - How did it go with sport-boy?
- Still going.Copy !req
955. All right.Copy !req
956. How are you?Copy !req
957. Treat her right.Copy !req
958. She's great.Copy !req
959. I know this might be a bit awkward,
but I want you to use this.Copy !req
960. No, look.
God...Copy !req
961. This is Miles Davis and John Coltrane.Copy !req
962. Stockholm 1963.Copy !req
963. Two masters of freedom, playing
before their art was corrupted...Copy !req
964. by cocktail-lounge performers...Copy !req
965. who destroyed the legacy
of the only American art form:Copy !req
966. Jazz.Copy !req
967. I've put some Mingus on there too.Copy !req
968. - No barriers, no boundaries.
- Chad, I got it.Copy !req
969. Come here.Copy !req
970. You know this is gonna
change everything.Copy !req
971. Promise?Copy !req
972. What is this music?Copy !req
973. I love getting up in the morning!
I clap and say:Copy !req
974. "This will be a great day!"Copy !req
975. Great!
Did you really need to do this?Copy !req
976. I'm getting him up, so don't worry.Copy !req
977. What? I'm just waiting for coffee.
I don't care.Copy !req
978. - Just tell me one thing.
- No.Copy !req
979. - Why...?
- I'm worried...Copy !req
980. you'll believe in a guy who may not
have an emotional marble in his head.Copy !req
981. - Please, if I start talking...
- You "please."Copy !req
982. What am I for taking the opportunity?Copy !req
983. - This guy's on the bottom rung.
- Maybe I am taking advantage.Copy !req
984. Does that make me a bad person?
Huh?Copy !req
985. I found someone popular and charming
and not so nice to me, and he died.Copy !req
986. Why should I let this guy go...Copy !req
987. when everything in my body
says that this one is the one?Copy !req
988. Take it easy.
I just wanted a few fun details.Copy !req
989. Why didn't you say so?Copy !req
990. Well, you might be interested
in this one little detail.Copy !req
991. I was just about to tell you...Copy !req
992. that I love him.Copy !req
993. I do! I love him,
and I don't care what you think.Copy !req
994. I love him for the man
he wants to be...Copy !req
995. and for the man that he almost is.Copy !req
996. I love him, Laurel. I love him.Copy !req
997. - I love him!
- Hi, Jerry.Copy !req
998. Act natural.Copy !req
999. - Tell me he's not there.
- He's not there.Copy !req
1000. Oh, God.Copy !req
1001. - Easy, ladies, easy.
- Coffee?Copy !req
1002. No, thanks. We bottom-feeders
prefer cereal first.Copy !req
1003. - Let's have Apple Jacks.
- Apple Jacks it is.Copy !req
1004. Good morning, darling.Copy !req
1005. Morning.Copy !req
1006. - What's going on?
- A lot, actually.Copy !req
1007. We've got a big fax today.
We need this commission.Copy !req
1008. Need this commission. Milk?Copy !req
1009. Cheers.Copy !req
1010. That was really great
of you this morning.Copy !req
1011. Let's just root for a big offer
so we can move out of this room...Copy !req
1012. into a real office.Copy !req
1013. Would you mind? Thanks a lot.Copy !req
1014. Shit.Copy !req
1015. 1.7 for three years?
Man, we owe more than that!Copy !req
1016. This is the game.
I'll get back to them.Copy !req
1017. And say what? "Please remove
your dick from my ass"?Copy !req
1018. I'm sorry, I'm just
a little pregnant right now.Copy !req
1019. - I feel like crying.
- Let's not take this emotionally.Copy !req
1020. - We'll roll with the problem.
- Why are you so calm?Copy !req
1021. Roll with this problem?
Don't take it emotionally?Copy !req
1022. You haven't gotten emotional
enough over him!Copy !req
1023. - Get me Bob Sugar on the phone.
- Marcee...Copy !req
1024. - You wanna leave me?
- A lot of agents say a lot of shit.Copy !req
1025. What do you stand for?Copy !req
1026. How about integrity?
There's so much greed in the world...Copy !req
1027. I don't know what to tell my son!Copy !req
1028. This guy isn't yelling,
"Show me the money!"Copy !req
1029. Do you know he's broke
and working for you for free?Copy !req
1030. Broke! Broke, broke, broke.Copy !req
1031. - I'm not as good at insults as she is.
- That was pretty good.Copy !req
1032. No shit.Copy !req
1033. Let me show you something.Copy !req
1034. - Here. Rod, read this.
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
1035. I just think that...
I think it's important.Copy !req
1036. I appreciate this, but...Copy !req
1037. You should be proud.
They should read it.Copy !req
1038. Tell me what to do. Tell me to eat
lima beans, I'll eat lima beans.Copy !req
1039. You say this is the best,
all we can get...Copy !req
1040. - All we can get?
- I'm talking with my agent.Copy !req
1041. This is what you're gonna do. You're
gonna reject that shitty contract.Copy !req
1042. Play out your existing shitty contract,
and next year, you're a free agent.Copy !req
1043. Baby, this is us. You and me.
We determine our worth.Copy !req
1044. You are a strong, proud...Copy !req
1045. surviving, splendid black man.Copy !req
1046. Marcee...Copy !req
1047. you are the shit.Copy !req
1048. Oh, baby.Copy !req
1049. - If you get injured, you get zero.
- Won't happen. I'm strong in mind.Copy !req
1050. - It's a risk.
- You bet on me, like I bet on you.Copy !req
1051. You know? My man!Copy !req
1052. You know, baby?Copy !req
1053. - You're so crazy.
- I love you, baby.Copy !req
1054. - Let me kiss that head.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1055. - I'm taking that job in San Diego.
- Don't talk about that yet.Copy !req
1056. - You can't afford me.
- I'll find something fast for Tidwell.Copy !req
1057. - I refuse to be a drain.
- We'll stay afloat.Copy !req
1058. We'll stay afloat. Don't leave.Copy !req
1059. - Get on the camel.
- You've been on my ass all day.Copy !req
1060. - He's my client.
- Get him on the camel.Copy !req
1061. - I will.
- We don't need a camel.Copy !req
1062. - It's Camel Chevrolet.
- You see that? That's how I feel.Copy !req
1063. - He's feeling my pain!
- Get on the camel!Copy !req
1064. - I'm pulling him from this.
- It's okay. Just get rid of the camel.Copy !req
1065. - This isn't what I had in mind.
- You're pulling him?Copy !req
1066. Right, let's bounce.Copy !req
1067. Pulling him? Then you shouldn't
have begged me to hire him.Copy !req
1068. I know you needed that commission,
but we won't get Reebok...Copy !req
1069. with no regional Camel ad.
Excuse me.Copy !req
1070. - Can I ask you a personal question?
- Are we gonna be friends now?Copy !req
1071. What do you know
about single moms?Copy !req
1072. I was raised by one.Copy !req
1073. Tell me. Because after this, she'll
have to take that job in San Diego.Copy !req
1074. First of all, single mothers
don't date. Watch yourself.Copy !req
1075. They've been to the circus.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
1076. They've been to the puppet show
and seen the strings.Copy !req
1077. - You love her?
- How do I know?Copy !req
1078. You know when you know.Copy !req
1079. I don't want her to go. I've been
hanging out at her place a lot.Copy !req
1080. That right there is bullshit!
You gotta be fair to her.Copy !req
1081. Single mothers are a sacred thing.
You gotta have the talk.Copy !req
1082. She loves you. If you don't love her,
you have got to tell her.Copy !req
1083. The kid's amazing. He...Copy !req
1084. I feel you. I feel you, dog.Copy !req
1085. But a real man wouldn't shoplift
the pootie from a single mother.Copy !req
1086. I didn't shoplift the pootie.Copy !req
1087. All right. I shoplifted the pootie.Copy !req
1088. You know, John Coltrane
once said to Miles Davis...Copy !req
1089. When you say goodbye to him, just
be cool. What's meant to be will be.Copy !req
1090. You'll see each other. I'm losing
the only person who listens to me.Copy !req
1091. - Quit making me laugh.
- You're doing the right thing.Copy !req
1092. Start your life.
Don't cushion the fall for him.Copy !req
1093. Check out Exhibit A on the front lawn.Copy !req
1094. - I'm almost sympathetic to the guy.
- Goodbye.Copy !req
1095. All right. Goodbye.Copy !req
1096. Bye.Copy !req
1097. Listen, you're gonna
like it in San Diego.Copy !req
1098. It's gonna be great there.
You'll make a lot of friends.Copy !req
1099. - I'm gonna see you this weekend.
- Go ahead and go.Copy !req
1100. Go ahead and go.Copy !req
1101. - Sure you're okay to drive this?
- This rig? No problem.Copy !req
1102. - I'll see you this weekend.
- Get in the car. Get in the car.Copy !req
1103. I'll see you in a couple of days,
and I love you.Copy !req
1104. I love you too.Copy !req
1105. - What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
1106. I'll see you soon.Copy !req
1107. Look, if this weekend
should turn into next month...Copy !req
1108. and next month turns into whenever,
don't make a joke of your life.Copy !req
1109. Go back and read what you wrote.Copy !req
1110. You're better than the Bob Sugars.
Don't forget that.Copy !req
1111. - Wait! Wait a second.
- No, no! Oh, God.Copy !req
1112. - We can save on medical, rent...
- Don't listen to him.Copy !req
1113. What if we stay together?
What if we got married?Copy !req
1114. - If I said that, would you stay?
- Don't do that. Don't say that unless...Copy !req
1115. Well, say it if you want to.Copy !req
1116. Will you marry me?Copy !req
1117. What are you thinking?Copy !req
1118. We're getting married.Copy !req
1119. Do you, Jerry Maguire,
take this woman to be your wife?Copy !req
1120. Not yet.Copy !req
1121. And do you, Dorothy Boyd,
take this man to be your husband?Copy !req
1122. Almost.Copy !req
1123. I now pronounce you
husband and wife.Copy !req
1124. - Okay, sweetie.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1125. I should go.Copy !req
1126. Come on, brother. Talk to me, brother.Copy !req
1127. We did it.Copy !req
1128. We sure did.Copy !req
1129. You fuck this up, I'll kill you.Copy !req
1130. I'm glad we had this talk.Copy !req
1131. Oh, look at them.Copy !req
1132. She is so beautiful.Copy !req
1133. I do not believe
they have this on tape.Copy !req
1134. Hey, that's my bro.Copy !req
1135. See, now I'm gonna
release this to ESPN.Copy !req
1136. - You think I'm joking.
- No, it's okay. I know where you live.Copy !req
1137. You didn't have the talk, did you?Copy !req
1138. No.Copy !req
1139. Well, this definitely
was another way to go.Copy !req
1140. Hey, Dorothy, come here.Copy !req
1141. Ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. and Mrs. Maguire.Copy !req
1142. We're gonna have a great season!Copy !req
1143. Scotty, Tidwell did four for 36.Copy !req
1144. - Jerry.
- Dennis.Copy !req
1145. - He's having a good game. So far.
- He is.Copy !req
1146. You're gonna miss him next year.Copy !req
1147. Loser.Copy !req
1148. I've got a great team behind me
and I'm loving it.Copy !req
1149. That's my mo'fo!Copy !req
1150. Come here.Copy !req
1151. Why don't you be the first man
in your family not to use that word?Copy !req
1152. And we'll let you live.
Now go kiss Daddy, quick.Copy !req
1153. Come on, now!Copy !req
1154. Come on, Rod!Copy !req
1155. I saw you limping
after the first quarter.Copy !req
1156. Yeah, l...Copy !req
1157. I sprained my ankle on the ice
out there. It was cold.Copy !req
1158. All right. Thanks.Copy !req
1159. That went well.
Anybody else worth talking to? No.Copy !req
1160. Let's get out of here.Copy !req
1161. - How's your head?
- Bubblicious.Copy !req
1162. - How are you?
- Hey, Rod.Copy !req
1163. - How you doing, man?
- Hanging in there.Copy !req
1164. That quarterback sucks.
He's gonna get me killed.Copy !req
1165. He's throwing high
and across the middle.Copy !req
1166. My brain's blown because
you weren't asshole enough...Copy !req
1167. to get me my 10 million
three months ago.Copy !req
1168. Take care of yourself on that field.
You're my entire client roster.Copy !req
1169. Don't I know this.
Now go home to your wife.Copy !req
1170. - What's that mean?
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
1171. - You could've told me on the phone.
- How about personal attention?Copy !req
1172. - You don't want to go home.
- What are you saying?Copy !req
1173. I'm just trying to talk to you.
How's your marriage?Copy !req
1174. The husband and wife thing,
how is that?Copy !req
1175. - Not everyone has what you have.
- Why did you get married?Copy !req
1176. - I'm just asking as a friend.
- You want an answer?Copy !req
1177. Loyalty.Copy !req
1178. She was loyal.Copy !req
1179. I mean, you know,
everything grew from there.Copy !req
1180. It just...Copy !req
1181. grew from there.Copy !req
1182. - That's an answer.
- That's the answer.Copy !req
1183. It's not sexy. Shit!
But that's an answer.Copy !req
1184. "Tell him what he's won, Bob."
"A beautiful marriage!"Copy !req
1185. Shit!Copy !req
1186. Well, I'm happy to entertain you,
as always, Rod.Copy !req
1187. I have a question for you.Copy !req
1188. - Are we really friends?
- Why not?Copy !req
1189. Friends can tell each other anything
if we have our friends hats on, right?Copy !req
1190. - I think so.
- All right.Copy !req
1191. Here's why you don't
have your $10 million.Copy !req
1192. You're a paycheck player. You play
with your head, not your heart.Copy !req
1193. In your personal life? Heart.Copy !req
1194. On the field,
it's about what you didn't get.Copy !req
1195. Who's to blame, who underthrew...Copy !req
1196. who has the contract you don't,
who's not giving you love!Copy !req
1197. That is not what inspires people!
That is not what inspires people!Copy !req
1198. Just shut up!
Play the game from your heart.Copy !req
1199. Then I'll show you the kwan.
And that's the truth!Copy !req
1200. Can you handle it? It's just
a question from a friend. You know?Copy !req
1201. When they call you shrimp,
I'm the one who defends you!Copy !req
1202. - I don't wanna be friends no more.
- Fine.Copy !req
1203. Quit using that word "kwan."
That's my word!Copy !req
1204. - I'll see you in L.A.
- No heart?Copy !req
1205. I'm all heart, motherfucker!Copy !req
1206. - How many concussions has he had?
- I can't get no respect.Copy !req
1207. I'm making miracles happen.Copy !req
1208. I went to see this so-called
black film the other day.Copy !req
1209. No more salt.
Your biggest game is coming up.Copy !req
1210. I don't want you dehydrated
for Monday Night Football.Copy !req
1211. Twenty minutes of coming attractions.
All black films, all violent.Copy !req
1212. - Brothers shooting brothers.
- I hate you seeing movies alone.Copy !req
1213. - Baby.
- My Pisces queen.Copy !req
1214. I hate seeing movies without you.Copy !req
1215. I won't do it anymore, okay?Copy !req
1216. - Baby.
- Baby!Copy !req
1217. - Now?
- Baby now!Copy !req
1218. - Ray, it's time to go.
- You got them?Copy !req
1219. Do you take Visa? Take it!Copy !req
1220. What were you thinking tonight...Copy !req
1221. watching them go through the entire
human emotional experience?Copy !req
1222. "l hope he doesn't get injured."Copy !req
1223. I felt responsible.Copy !req
1224. Sometimes I can't tell at all
what's going on in your head.Copy !req
1225. And I don't know your noises yet.Copy !req
1226. - Well, when you wonder, ask me.
- Okay, I will.Copy !req
1227. I thought I just did.Copy !req
1228. - Why do you love me?
- Why do you love me?Copy !req
1229. Can I come and watch TV?Copy !req
1230. - In just a minute.
- For a few minutes.Copy !req
1231. Hang in there.
He's not going anywhere.Copy !req
1232. I know.Copy !req
1233. - Can we talk about something else?
- I don't think so.Copy !req
1234. I'm incapable of small talk.
But that's why you love me, right?Copy !req
1235. I'm about personal attention.
This is my life.Copy !req
1236. I'm available to you 24 hours a day.Copy !req
1237. I'll be in Phoenix tomorrow
for Monday Night Football.Copy !req
1238. I can be in lndiana
by 11:30 Tuesday morning.Copy !req
1239. Just give me 20 minutes.Copy !req
1240. I'm not asking for an answer now.Copy !req
1241. I'll call you tomorrow.
Just enjoy your day. Tell Doug hi.Copy !req
1242. All right, thank you.
Same to you, Marilee.Copy !req
1243. Indiana, Tuesday. I'll be there.Copy !req
1244. It's my fault.Copy !req
1245. What?Copy !req
1246. It's not fair to you,
this whole thing.Copy !req
1247. Come here.Copy !req
1248. Tell me. Let me help.Copy !req
1249. I took advantage of you.
Worst of all, I'm not alone.Copy !req
1250. I did this with a kid.Copy !req
1251. I was just on some wild ride
where I thought that...Copy !req
1252. I was in love enough
for both of us.Copy !req
1253. I pretended your proposal was real...Copy !req
1254. when it might have been
a hypothetical.Copy !req
1255. I did this.Copy !req
1256. At least I can do something
about it now.Copy !req
1257. I'm not a guy who runs.Copy !req
1258. I stick.Copy !req
1259. Well, I don't need you to stick.Copy !req
1260. What do you want?
My soul or something?Copy !req
1261. - Why not? I deserve that.
- What if I'm not built that way?Copy !req
1262. - I think we made a mistake.
- What if it's true?Copy !req
1263. "Great at friendship,
bad at intimacy."Copy !req
1264. It's the theme of my bachelor film,
for God's sake.Copy !req
1265. I know, I watched it.
I sort of know it by heart.Copy !req
1266. - I don't like to give up.
- Please.Copy !req
1267. My need to make the best of things,
and your need to be responsible...Copy !req
1268. If we don't say something about
it now, we could lose 10 years...Copy !req
1269. being polite.Copy !req
1270. Let's just call this next road trip
what it really is:Copy !req
1271. A nice long break.Copy !req
1272. What about Ray?Copy !req
1273. Well, you'll be friends.Copy !req
1274. Friends?Copy !req
1275. - Of course you'll be friends.
- I'll take him to the zoo.Copy !req
1276. So this break is a breakup? That's...Copy !req
1277. Come on, Jerry.
You know this isn't easy for me.Copy !req
1278. On the surface,
everything looks fine.Copy !req
1279. I've got this great guy.Copy !req
1280. And he loves my kid.Copy !req
1281. And he sure does like me a lot.Copy !req
1282. And I can't live like that.Copy !req
1283. It's not how I'm built.Copy !req
1284. If this is empty,
this doesn't matter.Copy !req
1285. It was just a mission statement.Copy !req
1286. Put your arms up, please.Copy !req
1287. Hey, buddy. I wondered
where you were. How's it going?Copy !req
1288. Get out of here. Go.Copy !req
1289. - Where's your agent?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1290. You belong with the big boys.
You belong with the big money.Copy !req
1291. - You're fucking Rod Tidwell!
- Get away from my guy.Copy !req
1292. - I was just telling...
- Just go. Flee.Copy !req
1293. This is a nice moment for you.
I'm gonna let you have it.Copy !req
1294. Give me a call, Rod.
Say hi to Marcee.Copy !req
1295. - Thanks for coming.
- I missed you.Copy !req
1296. What can I say?
You're all I've got.Copy !req
1297. Frank Gifford with Al Michaels and
Dan Dierdorf at the Sun Devil Stadium.Copy !req
1298. The story is the Cardinals
are still alive for a playoff spot.Copy !req
1299. The reason for that is
the outstanding play of Rod Tidwell.Copy !req
1300. We'll talk about that too.Copy !req
1301. The Dallas Cowboys
know they're in the playoffs.Copy !req
1302. Going for a consecutive Super Bowl.Copy !req
1303. If Arizona wins tonight
and next week...Copy !req
1304. they'll make the playoffs
for the first time in 21 years.Copy !req
1305. Better not mess up
for Monday Night Football.Copy !req
1306. What did I say? He's always
nervous for televised games.Copy !req
1307. The Cowboys continue their mission
on Monday Night Football.Copy !req
1308. - Hey, Shannon.
- Hi, good game.Copy !req
1309. - Great column this morning.
- Thanks.Copy !req
1310. Fuck you, punk!Copy !req
1311. It's a real bruiser out there.Copy !req
1312. The Cardinals refuse to go
quietly into the desert night...Copy !req
1313. as the interminable season winds
down. Just trying to be poetic.Copy !req
1314. Wax on, Al. Wax on.Copy !req
1315. A tough hit on Tidwell.Copy !req
1316. Nothing poetic about that.Copy !req
1317. - I'd have made that a touchdown.
- That's his sixth catch tonight.Copy !req
1318. Split to the right. Swenson looks.Copy !req
1319. A first down at the 19-yard line.Copy !req
1320. Another savage hit
across the middle on Rod Tidwell.Copy !req
1321. They're working Tidwell, aren't they?Copy !req
1322. - What does Daddy always say?
- It looks worse than it really is.Copy !req
1323. He's gonna kill himself.Copy !req
1324. - Be quiet.
- What did I say?Copy !req
1325. Two minutes to play.
Dallas leading by three.Copy !req
1326. Second down and one now
at the Dallas 11-yard line.Copy !req
1327. Swenson backs to pass. A blitz!Copy !req
1328. Down he goes!
Sacked for a six-yard loss.Copy !req
1329. Good move coming with a blitz
after Swenson.Copy !req
1330. He had too many men in that pattern.
They couldn't pick up the blitz.Copy !req
1331. 90 razor, X-out on one, ready?Copy !req
1332. Here we go!Copy !req
1333. He had a chance to get rid of it.Copy !req
1334. They've now gone to third and seven.Copy !req
1335. In the waning moments of this game,
Dallas 17, Arizona 14.Copy !req
1336. Tidwell in motion.
Moving back to his left now.Copy !req
1337. Play fake. Swenson, protected well,
lofts one into the end zone.Copy !req
1338. Tidwell! Touchdown, Cardinals!Copy !req
1339. - Did you see him go up on that ball?
- He held onto it.Copy !req
1340. He's still down. Tidwell, upside down,
hits the ground hard.Copy !req
1341. - He maintains control of the football.
- He's hurt too.Copy !req
1342. He's not getting up.Copy !req
1343. - Concerned look on the players' faces.
- Get up, baby.Copy !req
1344. The trainer out.
It's Tidwell's ninth catch.Copy !req
1345. - Oh, my God.
- He gives Arizona the lead.Copy !req
1346. - Can you hear me?
- Blink! Come on, blink!Copy !req
1347. Commercial! Show me
what's wrong with my husband.Copy !req
1348. - I said he was too small for the NFL.
- Shut up.Copy !req
1349. - It's the truth. I'm keeping it real!
- Tee Pee, shut up!Copy !req
1350. Can't you be loyal to your brother?
Get the hell out of my house!Copy !req
1351. Hello? Hold on.
It's Jerry Maguire.Copy !req
1352. Punk!Copy !req
1353. Jerry? Oh, my God,
I am freaking out.Copy !req
1354. Marcee, he's unconscious.Copy !req
1355. Just stay calm. Keep the lines open,
I will call you back.Copy !req
1356. There are good doctors. Stay calm.Copy !req
1357. You have to tell me something.
I am freaking here.Copy !req
1358. We gotta stay calm.
Your family needs you to stay calm.Copy !req
1359. I know, but my whole life
is this family...Copy !req
1360. and it does not work without him!Copy !req
1361. All eyes at Sun Devil Stadium
are focused on Rod Tidwell.Copy !req
1362. I am so sorry about
everything I said about your job.Copy !req
1363. Just do whatever you can
to get Rod to me, please.Copy !req
1364. Just do whatever you can.
Please, Jerry.Copy !req
1365. At a time like this, you just hope
his family is not watching this.Copy !req
1366. It could be his neck.
It could be his back.Copy !req
1367. Blink, baby! Come on, wake up!Copy !req
1368. We love you, Rod!Copy !req
1369. Can you hear me?Copy !req
1370. Do you know where you are?Copy !req
1371. The trainer's still trying
to revive him.Copy !req
1372. We'd love to see some movement.Copy !req
1373. - Rod?
- Let's get him off the field.Copy !req
1374. - No.
- Get the gurney. Get him off the field.Copy !req
1375. Wait, wait. Just let me
enjoy this for a minute.Copy !req
1376. We're looking for some movement.
Is that his head coming up?Copy !req
1377. He's trying to get up.Copy !req
1378. He is getting up.Copy !req
1379. Look at him! Oh, Mommy, he's okay.Copy !req
1380. The whole stadium is standing.Copy !req
1381. He's up on his feet
and the crowd loves it.Copy !req
1382. Here's a guy who's normally very
truculent with the media, aloof...Copy !req
1383. - We're happy for you.
- He'll get a flag on this.Copy !req
1384. Who cares!Copy !req
1385. - Congratulations.
- Thank you. Helluva game.Copy !req
1386. - Congratulations.
- Thanks.Copy !req
1387. You are gonna pay.Copy !req
1388. I know. I know.Copy !req
1389. Where's Jerry?Copy !req
1390. You did it.Copy !req
1391. You did.Copy !req
1392. Why don't we have
that kind of relationship?Copy !req
1393. Is that your porty or mine?Copy !req
1394. Dorothy?Copy !req
1395. Marcee. No, he's right here.Copy !req
1396. It's Marcee. She couldn't
get through on your phone.Copy !req
1397. We did it. I love you.
I love you so much!Copy !req
1398. I love you!Copy !req
1399. I love you, Tyson.
I love you, baby.Copy !req
1400. How's the baby? How's Katie?Copy !req
1401. Oh, I love you so much.Copy !req
1402. You know ain't nothing
gonna happen to me.Copy !req
1403. The problem is, like you were
saying earlier, the biorhythms.Copy !req
1404. I was saying
the neural pathways are set.Copy !req
1405. That's why it's hard
for people to change.Copy !req
1406. I'm sorry, these stupid holidays
make me feel more divorced.Copy !req
1407. You know? With the songs,
the constant chocolate-eating...Copy !req
1408. I have a confession to make.Copy !req
1409. I've listened to you all
tell a thousand sob stories.Copy !req
1410. I've been very judgmental.Copy !req
1411. Maybe you're all correct.
Men are the enemy.Copy !req
1412. No, they're not the enemy.Copy !req
1413. But I still love the enemy.Copy !req
1414. Hello.Copy !req
1415. I'm looking for my wife.Copy !req
1416. Wait.Copy !req
1417. If this is where it has to happen,
then it's where it happens.Copy !req
1418. I'm not letting you get rid of me.
How about that?Copy !req
1419. This used to be my specialty.
I was good in a living room.Copy !req
1420. I'd do it alone.Copy !req
1421. And now, I just...Copy !req
1422. I don't know.Copy !req
1423. But tonight...Copy !req
1424. our little project, our company
had a very big night.Copy !req
1425. A very, very big night.Copy !req
1426. But it wasn't complete.Copy !req
1427. It wasn't nearly close to being
in the same vicinity as complete...Copy !req
1428. because I couldn't
share it with you.Copy !req
1429. I couldn't hear your voice...Copy !req
1430. or laugh about it with you.Copy !req
1431. I missed my... I missed my wife.Copy !req
1432. We live in a cynical world.
A cynical world.Copy !req
1433. And we work in a business
of tough competitors.Copy !req
1434. I love you.Copy !req
1435. You...Copy !req
1436. complete me.Copy !req
1437. - And I just...
- Shut up.Copy !req
1438. Just shut up.Copy !req
1439. You had me at "hello."Copy !req
1440. This is my best discussion group.Copy !req
1441. Your father leaves home on Christmas
Eve, abandoning your family.Copy !req
1442. Your mother had to sweep up
at the prison to pay your tuition.Copy !req
1443. Your brother lost a leg
in a fishing accident.Copy !req
1444. You've had a list of horrific
things happen in your life.Copy !req
1445. - I'm not gonna cry, Roy.
- I've got some good news.Copy !req
1446. I've just been handed a signed memo.Copy !req
1447. It's a contract.
Arizona Cardinals. Four years.Copy !req
1448. $1 1.2 million and you'll play
in your home state, where it started.Copy !req
1449. What do you think of that?Copy !req
1450. I love everybody.
I love my wife! Marcee!Copy !req
1451. I love my kids!
Tyson and my new baby, Katie.Copy !req
1452. My older brother, who got one leg,
and my younger brother, Tee Pee.Copy !req
1453. You're militant, but I ain't
mad at you. I love you.Copy !req
1454. I love my teammates.
I'm omitting someone.Copy !req
1455. - We only have a half-hour show.
- I send love to my offensive line.Copy !req
1456. Nice to see you. Congratulations.
Good for you.Copy !req
1457. You remember Troy
from the Super Bowl?Copy !req
1458. We met in '93.Copy !req
1459. - That's right. I enjoyed your memo.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1460. - A little slow but you come around.
- We're out of time.Copy !req
1461. I'm forgetting somebody.Copy !req
1462. Jerry Maguire...Copy !req
1463. my agent.Copy !req
1464. You are my ambassador of kwan, man.Copy !req
1465. Thank you. Congratulations.
We'll be right back.Copy !req
1466. - How did you like the zoo, buddy?
- It was great!Copy !req
1467. One, two, three.Copy !req
1468. Hey, kid, throw the ball.Copy !req
1469. Good throw, man.Copy !req
1470. Did you see?Copy !req
1471. Oh, no. Let's go.Copy !req
1472. What? I'm not saying we'll throw him
into the major leagues tomorrow...Copy !req
1473. but he's got natural talent.Copy !req
1474. I know the right people
that'll help develop his talent.Copy !req
1475. Hey, I don't have all the answers.Copy !req
1476. In life, to be honest, I've failed
as much as I've succeeded.Copy !req
1477. But I love my wife,
I love my life...Copy !req
1478. and I wish you my kind of success.Copy !req